1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:06,440 Adventureland - 2009 2 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:12,446 Subtitle. Credit to: BackFire. Re-sync.by ME. 3 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:19,978 # God, what a mess on the ladder of success # 4 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:25,459 # Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung # 5 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:32,093 # Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled # 6 00:00:32,134 --> 00:00:37,663 # It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten # 7 00:00:37,706 --> 00:00:44,202 # We are the sons of no one Bastards of young # 8 00:00:44,246 --> 00:00:50,742 # We are the sons of no one Bastards of young # 9 00:00:50,786 --> 00:00:54,085 # The daughters and the sons # 10 00:01:01,031 --> 00:01:05,092 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. 11 00:01:05,135 --> 00:01:07,695 Hey, you want to get out of here? 12 00:01:09,539 --> 00:01:13,236 - What a rager, huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 13 00:01:16,279 --> 00:01:18,770 Isn't it weird that all this, 14 00:01:18,815 --> 00:01:21,283 this all happened at the end of the semester? 15 00:01:21,317 --> 00:01:22,716 You and me. 16 00:01:23,486 --> 00:01:24,783 James... 17 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:29,683 I don't think I can see you anymore. 18 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:32,994 You don't... What do you mean? 19 00:01:35,466 --> 00:01:36,660 Sorry. 20 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:44,974 Women are mercurial, man. 21 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:48,342 - And you did just start dating last week. - It was 11 days ago. 22 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:50,677 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? 23 00:01:50,715 --> 00:01:53,684 - That has nothing to do with it. - Oh, Christ. Brennan. 24 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:55,879 - What? - You did! You promised me! 25 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,854 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. 26 00:01:57,888 --> 00:02:01,619 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? 27 00:02:01,659 --> 00:02:03,491 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. 28 00:02:03,528 --> 00:02:05,325 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... 29 00:02:05,363 --> 00:02:06,421 Here, drink up. 30 00:02:06,465 --> 00:02:12,028 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive 31 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:14,402 who throws herself at you and get it over with. 32 00:02:14,439 --> 00:02:16,339 Look, I know most people have low standards. 33 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:18,604 I guess I'm... I'm different. 34 00:02:19,111 --> 00:02:24,208 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? 35 00:02:24,249 --> 00:02:27,582 - When we're on the Continent. - Here's to sexually- permissive cultures! 36 00:02:27,619 --> 00:02:30,588 Yes! Focus on Europe. 37 00:02:30,622 --> 00:02:32,886 It's going to be a transformative experience. 38 00:02:33,058 --> 00:02:35,027 - To the graduate. To the graduate. 39 00:02:36,429 --> 00:02:38,192 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, 40 00:02:38,231 --> 00:02:40,756 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, 41 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,030 about $ 7.68 more, 42 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:47,005 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. 43 00:02:47,039 --> 00:02:49,064 Bill, do you want to take this? 44 00:02:49,108 --> 00:02:52,635 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old- fashioned. 45 00:02:52,678 --> 00:02:55,613 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, 46 00:02:55,648 --> 00:02:59,243 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, 47 00:02:59,285 --> 00:03:03,449 I do need an additional $279.11. 48 00:03:03,856 --> 00:03:07,020 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, 49 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:13,056 but your father has been transferred to a different department. 50 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:17,394 Really? Is that... Is that bad? 51 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:21,738 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. 52 00:03:21,775 --> 00:03:25,768 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... 53 00:03:25,813 --> 00:03:31,251 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. 54 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:35,245 You could still help me with rent next year, right? 55 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:37,087 All right, James, you're not listening to me. 56 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:40,356 Here you go, sir. - There we go. Thank you very much. 57 00:03:40,395 --> 00:03:45,423 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. 58 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:46,728 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? 59 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,258 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. 60 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:51,238 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, 61 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,469 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. 62 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:56,135 A summer job? 63 00:03:56,177 --> 00:03:58,737 Summer in Pittsburgh. 64 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,077 - That's fucking harsh. - It's a nightmare. 65 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,581 They don't like people like me where I'm from. 66 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,551 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. 67 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:07,385 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? 68 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:11,223 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. 69 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:14,787 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. 70 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:15,956 - Yeah? - Yeah. 71 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:18,558 - Thank you so much, Eric. - Hey, don't worry about it. 72 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:20,330 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... 73 00:04:20,369 --> 00:04:22,599 What, them? They're clueless. 74 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,335 Fuck, this is good weed. 75 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:30,106 Speaking of which, I just want you to know 76 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,875 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. 77 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:34,041 - Hey, put that away. - Yeah. Take it. 78 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,141 - No. - Take it. 79 00:04:35,184 --> 00:04:36,208 - Take it! - Okay. 80 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:40,121 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? 81 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:41,521 But look at it this way, 82 00:04:41,558 --> 00:04:44,118 in a few short months, you'll be with me, 83 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,857 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! 84 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:51,891 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. 85 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:56,069 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. 86 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,871 Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. 87 00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:03,174 All right, I'm just trying to drive. 88 00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:28,731 Here she ever comes now now 89 00:05:28,773 --> 00:05:33,540 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 90 00:05:33,577 --> 00:05:37,206 Here she ever comes now now 91 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:41,982 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 92 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:45,979 Oh, it looks so good 93 00:05:46,024 --> 00:05:49,721 She's made out of wood 94 00:05:49,761 --> 00:05:52,855 Just look and see 95 00:06:03,141 --> 00:06:06,599 Here she ever comes now now 96 00:06:06,645 --> 00:06:11,606 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 97 00:06:11,651 --> 00:06:15,246 Here she ever comes now now 98 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:19,987 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 99 00:06:20,026 --> 00:06:24,019 Oh, it looks so good 100 00:06:24,063 --> 00:06:27,521 She's made out of wood 101 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:30,627 Just look and see 102 00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:35,006 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, 103 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:38,272 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. 104 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:41,576 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. 105 00:06:41,614 --> 00:06:44,948 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, 106 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:46,919 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. 107 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:48,683 These are the only jobs you've ever had? 108 00:06:48,722 --> 00:06:50,986 No, no, I also spent several years 109 00:06:51,025 --> 00:06:52,925 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. 110 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,450 I have their letter of recommendation here. 111 00:06:54,495 --> 00:06:56,656 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. 112 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:57,823 Okay. 113 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,726 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, 114 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,829 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin 115 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:06,499 on a pretty lengthy road trip. 116 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:10,306 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... 117 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:11,811 They hung up. 118 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:14,440 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. 119 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:17,076 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. 120 00:07:17,118 --> 00:07:18,745 What, at Adventureland? 121 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:21,551 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. 122 00:07:21,589 --> 00:07:23,682 - You can do better, kiddo. - No, there's nothing. 123 00:07:23,725 --> 00:07:26,057 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. 124 00:07:26,094 --> 00:07:28,028 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. 125 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:30,825 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. 126 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:38,797 - Nad attack! - Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. 127 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,240 - Brennan, come here. - Frigo, stop. Okay. 128 00:07:41,276 --> 00:07:42,903 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! 129 00:07:44,613 --> 00:07:46,342 - Yes! - Frigo. 130 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,349 Oh, Brennan! 131 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:03,662 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! 132 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:07,666 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... 133 00:08:08,771 --> 00:08:10,136 I'm sorry. 134 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:13,572 Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? 135 00:08:13,609 --> 00:08:14,735 Bobby? 136 00:08:15,177 --> 00:08:17,237 - Paulette, come in, Paulette? - Channels. 137 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,475 - You just... You gotta press it. - Oh, they're gone. 138 00:08:19,516 --> 00:08:20,881 Okay. 139 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,283 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. 140 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,518 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. 141 00:08:27,557 --> 00:08:30,321 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. 142 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,725 You look more like a games guy, 143 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,229 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? 144 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,322 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... 145 00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:37,128 My name is Bobby. 146 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:42,195 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, 147 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:47,337 - no free upgrades, no free food. - So, just nothing is free here. 148 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:48,572 Everybody has to pay for everything. 149 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:50,911 And more importantly, working in games, 150 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,940 no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. 151 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:55,543 Yeah, we don't have that many left. 152 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,645 Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? 153 00:08:57,688 --> 00:09:01,283 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. 154 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,591 James? Am I pronouncing that right? 155 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:05,425 - James? James? - Yeah. 156 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,295 Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... 157 00:09:08,332 --> 00:09:09,424 Hired! 158 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,435 Well, usually I... 159 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,494 - More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. - Sorry. 160 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:17,102 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. 161 00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:27,048 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. 162 00:09:27,719 --> 00:09:30,813 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. 163 00:09:30,856 --> 00:09:33,620 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. 164 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,518 Hey, Jerry. 165 00:09:36,562 --> 00:09:38,553 $ 1 buys five rings. 166 00:09:38,597 --> 00:09:40,462 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, 167 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:42,660 they win a giant-ass panda. 168 00:09:43,402 --> 00:09:46,530 - That is a giant-ass panda. - Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. 169 00:09:46,572 --> 00:09:49,041 And that's because this game is un-winnable. 170 00:09:49,075 --> 00:09:52,374 Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. 171 00:09:52,412 --> 00:09:54,380 So nobody ever wins? 172 00:09:54,414 --> 00:09:56,473 If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, 173 00:09:56,516 --> 00:09:58,780 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? 174 00:09:59,452 --> 00:10:00,714 So the object of the game 175 00:10:00,753 --> 00:10:03,017 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, 176 00:10:03,056 --> 00:10:07,618 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. 177 00:10:08,061 --> 00:10:09,551 Really? Yeah. 178 00:10:10,129 --> 00:10:13,189 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, 179 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,962 we can't just give them away. 180 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:18,635 You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. 181 00:10:18,671 --> 00:10:22,108 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. 182 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:24,804 Brennan, they got you working on games? 183 00:10:24,845 --> 00:10:28,110 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! 184 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:32,278 - You know that demented person? - Yeah. He used to be my best friend. 185 00:10:32,319 --> 00:10:33,343 Then I turned four. 186 00:10:33,621 --> 00:10:35,486 So if you stand directly below the hoop, 187 00:10:35,522 --> 00:10:38,252 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. 188 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:40,692 But from back there, the sucker just can't tell. 189 00:10:40,728 --> 00:10:42,958 Jesus, that's so wrong. 190 00:10:43,397 --> 00:10:45,797 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. 191 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,266 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. 192 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,735 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. 193 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:52,433 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. 194 00:10:52,474 --> 00:10:53,566 I was supposed to go to Europe, 195 00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:55,041 but my family has money problems. 196 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,203 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. 197 00:10:57,245 --> 00:10:59,770 My dad even makes me pay utilities. 198 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,876 I don't want... 199 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:05,350 I catch the paper boy 200 00:11:05,387 --> 00:11:08,049 But things don't really change 201 00:11:08,089 --> 00:11:10,250 I'm standing in the wind 202 00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,190 But I never wave bye-bye 203 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,764 But I try 204 00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:21,892 I try 205 00:11:23,439 --> 00:11:25,600 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! 206 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:32,046 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. 207 00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:35,539 Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. 208 00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:38,553 Here you go. You can have that. 209 00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:41,384 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 210 00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:45,752 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? 211 00:11:45,795 --> 00:11:48,161 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. 212 00:11:48,197 --> 00:11:50,927 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. 213 00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:53,697 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. 214 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,331 - No, you're very... You're very gamey. - Yeah. 215 00:11:56,373 --> 00:11:57,567 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 216 00:11:57,607 --> 00:11:59,074 Have you ever seen a horse race before? 217 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,010 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? 218 00:12:02,045 --> 00:12:04,206 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? 219 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:06,841 - That's a good question. - It doesn't really matter. 220 00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:09,181 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? 221 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:10,880 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... 222 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:12,388 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "100, 200, 200, going... " 223 00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:14,652 - That's an auction, sweetie. - Right. 224 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:16,989 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? 225 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,359 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? 226 00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,624 That's what people come for. 227 00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:23,861 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. 228 00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:25,800 Thank you. 229 00:12:25,837 --> 00:12:28,499 Take it to a 10. I like that. - Okay. 230 00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:35,674 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mint juleps. 231 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,271 Horses are all at the starting gate. 232 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,645 Okay, and they're off! 233 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,709 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! 234 00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:42,913 But look out! Here comes Green, 235 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:45,047 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. 236 00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:46,750 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, 237 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:49,453 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. 238 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,961 And Yellow is dead last! 239 00:12:50,995 --> 00:12:54,795 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. 240 00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,323 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! 241 00:12:56,368 --> 00:12:58,165 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, 242 00:12:58,203 --> 00:12:59,864 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. 243 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,203 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! 244 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,606 Green places and Red shows. 245 00:13:03,642 --> 00:13:05,803 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! 246 00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:11,805 - What window? There's a window? - No. No, there's not. Here you go. 247 00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:15,450 Congratulations, sir. 248 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,288 I'm new. 249 00:13:26,565 --> 00:13:31,128 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. 250 00:13:31,171 --> 00:13:33,002 And the sale of arms got tangled up... 251 00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:38,034 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? 252 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:41,205 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? 253 00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:45,549 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. 254 00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:49,813 - Yo! Guy! - Yeah? 255 00:13:49,856 --> 00:13:51,653 - Give me five. - Okay. 256 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:57,791 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. 257 00:13:57,831 --> 00:13:59,959 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? 258 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,663 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. 259 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:07,003 - Okay. - You know what? Make it 15. 260 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:11,705 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? 261 00:14:11,745 --> 00:14:15,579 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! 262 00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:17,516 We got a winner! - Come on, check it out! 263 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:21,510 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. 264 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:22,613 That's cheating. 265 00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:25,819 Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! 266 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,658 - Yeah, I saw him throw it! - Hey, thank you, sir. 267 00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:34,226 - Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. - This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! 268 00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:38,838 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. 269 00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:43,410 Here you go, here's your panda. 270 00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:47,381 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. 271 00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:50,176 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? 272 00:14:50,218 --> 00:14:52,311 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. 273 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:54,515 Is it worth getting knifed over? 274 00:14:54,556 --> 00:14:55,750 No. 275 00:14:55,790 --> 00:15:00,592 - Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. - Em. Nice to meet you. 276 00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:04,458 Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James. 277 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,861 No. Shit. I need this job. 278 00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:12,531 I'm kidding. You're okay. 279 00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:14,702 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. 280 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:18,077 Yo, Connell! Rock on! 281 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,879 - Who's that? - Connell. He's the maintenance guy. 282 00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,124 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? 283 00:15:34,731 --> 00:15:35,891 Yeah, I know. 284 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:39,369 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. 285 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:42,395 - Hey, Joel. Hey. - Hi. 286 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,706 You guys want some of this? 287 00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:47,835 - I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? - Thanks. 288 00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,880 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, 289 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,081 but they spelled it "Satin Lives. " 290 00:15:59,122 --> 00:16:01,488 One of those textile- worshipping cults, no doubt. 291 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:03,958 - That's quite funny. - Yeah. 292 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,293 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. 293 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:08,822 You know about Connell and Lou, right? 294 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:11,096 No, I don't know about them. 295 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,363 Time out, guys. 296 00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:13,870 - Guys, he doesn't know the legend. Oh, my God! 297 00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:16,601 Tell him. - Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. 298 00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:18,199 - Really? The historic Lou Reed. 299 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,870 - The Lou Reed. - So Connell's like a real musician? 300 00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:24,814 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. 301 00:16:24,849 --> 00:16:28,012 - He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. - He's married, you perv! 302 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,986 Nice pipe, Grandpa! 303 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:34,387 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! 304 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,792 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. 305 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,693 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! 306 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,860 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. 307 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,335 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. 308 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,238 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? 309 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,331 What? Yeah. 310 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,740 - Thank you so much. I got a ride. Hey, what? 311 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,641 You can go. Good night. 312 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,270 - You got a ride? - Yes. 313 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,476 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? 314 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,746 - Oh, my God. Frigo. 315 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,049 All right, I'll see you, Brennan. - What the hell was that? 316 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,782 It's just my life. 317 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,436 I'm curious to know exactly how you are 318 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:29,210 I keep my distance But that distance is too far 319 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:34,414 It reassures me just to know that you're okay 320 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,983 But I don't want you to go on needing me this way 321 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:43,861 And I don't want to know if you are lonely 322 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,361 Here, have some rum. Thanks. 323 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,666 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. 324 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,566 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. 325 00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:57,543 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... 326 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,068 Okay, she's gone. 327 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,581 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. 328 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:08,783 - Yeah. - Wow. I'm at NYU right now. 329 00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:10,815 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. 330 00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:13,918 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. 331 00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:17,759 - What are you studying? - Journalism. 332 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:20,165 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. 333 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,500 But I want to report on the real state of the world. 334 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:24,198 You know, like Charles Dickens, 335 00:18:24,239 --> 00:18:25,866 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, 336 00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:28,740 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. 337 00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:33,175 - That's cool. - Yeah, is it? 338 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,648 - Yeah. - Okay. 339 00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:35,843 No, it is, it's... 340 00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:38,581 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? 341 00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:42,357 No, that's a valid question, 342 00:18:42,391 --> 00:18:46,225 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. 343 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:49,629 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. 344 00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:54,932 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company 345 00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,166 or something like that. 346 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,197 - Fuck that, right? - Yeah. 347 00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:02,870 Yeah. 348 00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:07,275 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. 349 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:10,047 - Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. - Sure. 350 00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:47,853 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. 351 00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:50,725 - Don't believe everything you hear. - Okay. 352 00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:54,230 I'll tell you about it sometime. 353 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,333 So, where does your band play? 354 00:19:57,368 --> 00:20:01,236 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. 355 00:20:02,173 --> 00:20:04,937 - I'm starting a new band out in LA. - Los Angeles? 356 00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:08,070 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. 357 00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:11,271 Jesus. - Nasty. 358 00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:14,476 You'll get better at avoiding that. 359 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:23,120 Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. 360 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,191 I'm invited? 361 00:20:26,232 --> 00:20:28,393 Yep, that's why I'm telling you. 362 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:32,301 - Connell? - You kiddies have fun. 363 00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:37,836 She's cool, right? 364 00:20:38,611 --> 00:20:40,203 You're just smearing that around. 365 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:45,075 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. 366 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,678 We're having a ping-pong tournament! 367 00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:49,447 Hey. - Hey. 368 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:50,751 Nice digs. 369 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:54,317 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? 370 00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:57,057 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. 371 00:20:57,097 --> 00:21:00,828 It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. 372 00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:03,802 - High hopes. - Also gets me out of the house. 373 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,996 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? 374 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,530 - Absolutely. - Yes! 375 00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:11,100 - Awesome. - Don't touch me. 376 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,273 Hey, I actually brought something for the party. 377 00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:20,444 - What is that? - It's a joint. 378 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,080 - Oh. - Yeah. 379 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:24,790 Bobby is weird. 380 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,020 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, 381 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,995 and I went back, I opened the door, 382 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:33,660 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. 383 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,600 What a weirdo. 384 00:21:40,474 --> 00:21:45,435 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? 385 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:51,711 Okay. 386 00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:58,387 Come on. 387 00:21:58,427 --> 00:22:01,624 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? 388 00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:04,497 Yeah, okay. 389 00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:15,533 - See, it's not so bad. It's okay. - No, it's okay. 390 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:28,683 - Do you have any more of that pot? - Yeah, at home. Why? 391 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,859 - We should make pot cookies. - Okay. 392 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,454 That would be so fun. Have you done that? 393 00:22:34,497 --> 00:22:37,557 - I have not. I've had cookies. - All right. 394 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,693 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. 395 00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:41,033 Your connections have dried up? 396 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,004 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? 397 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,199 I have five joints. 398 00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:46,398 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? 399 00:22:46,442 --> 00:22:47,467 - Yeah. - Yeah. 400 00:22:55,285 --> 00:22:57,276 Oh, my God! 401 00:22:58,555 --> 00:23:03,151 I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. 402 00:23:03,827 --> 00:23:04,953 Okay. 403 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,992 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay. 404 00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:12,525 You want one? 405 00:23:20,912 --> 00:23:22,436 - Coming? - Yeah. 406 00:23:26,718 --> 00:23:28,845 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. 407 00:23:30,055 --> 00:23:31,647 - Okay. - I'll meet you inside. 408 00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:33,122 - Okay. - Okay. 409 00:23:34,859 --> 00:23:36,087 Shit. 410 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:43,093 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! 411 00:23:44,502 --> 00:23:45,594 Yeah! 412 00:23:50,376 --> 00:23:51,400 Thanks. 413 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:55,376 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. 414 00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:59,714 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. 415 00:24:00,886 --> 00:24:03,218 - I promise you'll get them back. - Yeah. 416 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,691 Thank you. 417 00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:22,707 - Who's that? It's my stepmom. 418 00:24:26,313 --> 00:24:29,146 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. 419 00:24:29,182 --> 00:24:33,744 - She died two years ago. - Really? I'm sorry. 420 00:24:35,422 --> 00:24:38,255 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. 421 00:24:39,326 --> 00:24:41,726 You see that unholy abomination on her head? 422 00:24:41,761 --> 00:24:43,194 - Yeah. - It's a wig. 423 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,424 Is it? 424 00:24:45,966 --> 00:24:50,232 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. 425 00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:52,034 Lost all her hair. 426 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:55,133 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. 427 00:24:59,547 --> 00:25:02,812 - I'm buzzed. You? - Yeah, kind of. 428 00:25:16,397 --> 00:25:18,661 - What was that? - What was what? 429 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:21,162 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? 430 00:25:21,202 --> 00:25:22,294 Yes. 431 00:25:27,176 --> 00:25:30,077 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. 432 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,580 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. 433 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,741 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. 434 00:25:37,653 --> 00:25:41,749 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? 435 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,951 Okay, good night! 436 00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:53,128 Hello? 437 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:59,767 Hey. No, actually, the party broke up pretty early. 438 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,085 I'm in here. 439 00:26:13,189 --> 00:26:15,384 Crack of dawn 440 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,317 Cindy's movin' on 441 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:24,665 She's talking Cindy to everyone 442 00:26:27,438 --> 00:26:32,000 - So we have, like, five minutes? - No. 443 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:34,510 Though I've heard it before 444 00:26:36,614 --> 00:26:39,447 There's not much point in wasting time, though. 445 00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:43,283 But I just can't get away 446 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,723 Cindy kills me every day 447 00:27:23,561 --> 00:27:25,756 Lisa P. Is back! 448 00:27:25,797 --> 00:27:28,028 - Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P.? Did you hear that? 449 00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:31,230 Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back! 450 00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:35,368 - Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back! - Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? 451 00:27:35,408 --> 00:27:38,343 Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" 452 00:27:38,377 --> 00:27:39,571 That's Lisa P. 453 00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:43,673 Come on, come on 454 00:27:45,885 --> 00:27:51,016 Have you ever heard those opening lines 455 00:27:52,091 --> 00:27:57,688 You should leave this small town way behind 456 00:27:57,730 --> 00:28:02,862 I'll be your partner Show you the steps 457 00:28:06,306 --> 00:28:09,742 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. 458 00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:12,973 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. 459 00:28:13,013 --> 00:28:17,609 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, 460 00:28:17,651 --> 00:28:19,380 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. 461 00:28:19,419 --> 00:28:21,944 The pudendum? Are you pre-med? 462 00:28:21,988 --> 00:28:25,515 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. 463 00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:27,288 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. 464 00:28:27,327 --> 00:28:29,592 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. 465 00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:32,292 - Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. - Hey, Joel. 466 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,801 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. 467 00:28:34,836 --> 00:28:37,737 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. 468 00:28:37,772 --> 00:28:40,832 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. 469 00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:45,835 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. 470 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,610 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. 471 00:28:50,218 --> 00:28:51,276 Oh. 472 00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:54,015 Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. 473 00:28:54,055 --> 00:28:58,151 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. 474 00:28:58,192 --> 00:29:00,354 - I'm Lisa. - James. 475 00:29:00,396 --> 00:29:03,593 I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. 476 00:29:03,632 --> 00:29:07,090 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. 477 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:10,537 - What? - It was nice to meet you. 478 00:29:10,572 --> 00:29:12,733 Nice to meet you, too, James. 479 00:29:13,709 --> 00:29:15,574 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. 480 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:19,675 A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. 481 00:29:19,715 --> 00:29:21,580 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, 482 00:29:21,617 --> 00:29:23,175 after working doubles. 483 00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:26,619 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. 484 00:29:28,056 --> 00:29:30,786 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. 485 00:29:30,826 --> 00:29:33,853 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! 486 00:29:38,101 --> 00:29:39,625 Hey. 487 00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:41,694 - Hey. - Hey, I made you a tape. 488 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,103 These are my favorite bummer songs. 489 00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:45,607 They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. 490 00:29:45,642 --> 00:29:47,166 - I think you'll love it. - Cool. 491 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:49,542 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? 492 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:50,705 Sure. 493 00:29:59,956 --> 00:30:03,188 I got a fever of 103 494 00:30:03,227 --> 00:30:06,856 Come on, baby Do you do more than dance? 495 00:30:06,897 --> 00:30:09,730 I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded 496 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:26,740 - Hey, I feel like I should tell you. - Tell me what? 497 00:30:28,152 --> 00:30:31,485 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. 498 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:36,458 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. 499 00:30:36,495 --> 00:30:38,554 - That sucks. - Yeah. 500 00:30:38,597 --> 00:30:41,464 - Who broke your heart? - A girl at school. 501 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:44,833 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... 502 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:45,928 I think there was something there. 503 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,632 I think that we actually had, like, potential. 504 00:30:47,672 --> 00:30:50,607 I don't know. I think she was afraid. 505 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:53,134 Afraid of what? 506 00:30:53,178 --> 00:30:55,669 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. 507 00:30:55,714 --> 00:30:57,375 Was the sex good? 508 00:30:58,517 --> 00:31:00,508 She was very sexy. 509 00:31:00,552 --> 00:31:02,918 You've been with a lot of girls? 510 00:31:03,788 --> 00:31:08,283 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? 511 00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:11,153 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 512 00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:13,960 No, in that case, 513 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,468 there were actually a few times that I... 514 00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:17,799 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. 515 00:31:17,837 --> 00:31:20,738 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. 516 00:31:20,773 --> 00:31:23,833 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? 517 00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:26,674 - There were circumstances... - Oh, my God! 518 00:31:26,712 --> 00:31:27,940 - Oh, my God. - No, I went... 519 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:32,440 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. 520 00:31:32,485 --> 00:31:36,616 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. 521 00:31:36,657 --> 00:31:38,887 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, 522 00:31:38,926 --> 00:31:44,228 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? 523 00:31:44,264 --> 00:31:46,732 It was one of the sonnets. 524 00:31:46,767 --> 00:31:48,894 "Being your slave, what should I do 525 00:31:48,936 --> 00:31:52,702 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" 526 00:31:52,739 --> 00:31:57,802 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. 527 00:31:57,844 --> 00:31:59,277 All right, that doesn't matter. 528 00:31:59,313 --> 00:32:02,476 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, 529 00:32:02,516 --> 00:32:04,484 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. 530 00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:07,454 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... 531 00:32:07,488 --> 00:32:10,048 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? 532 00:32:10,091 --> 00:32:11,251 Hmm? 533 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,119 No. 534 00:32:16,264 --> 00:32:21,566 So what about you and intercourse? 535 00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:24,731 - Can you stop saying "intercourse"? - Sure, sure. 536 00:32:25,807 --> 00:32:27,399 I don't know. There were guys in high school, 537 00:32:27,442 --> 00:32:30,104 and then, like, there were other ones. 538 00:32:31,012 --> 00:32:34,709 - Were you in love with any of them? - No. Hell no. 539 00:32:35,617 --> 00:32:36,641 Got you. 540 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,748 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! 541 00:32:40,789 --> 00:32:42,757 - Jimbo. Hey, you know this place? 542 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:46,090 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. 543 00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:49,557 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. 544 00:32:49,598 --> 00:32:51,589 Nice to meet you. 545 00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:53,363 - Hi. - Hey. 546 00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:55,893 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. 547 00:32:55,938 --> 00:32:57,064 Cool. 548 00:32:58,707 --> 00:33:01,107 Do it! My nephew! 549 00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:08,914 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. 550 00:33:08,951 --> 00:33:10,442 Yeah, she is. 551 00:33:10,654 --> 00:33:13,851 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. 552 00:33:15,592 --> 00:33:18,527 - It's kind of sad. - Oh, yeah? I've never been there. 553 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:22,861 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. 554 00:33:29,105 --> 00:33:32,370 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. 555 00:33:32,409 --> 00:33:34,969 - Yeah, I just needed some air. - Okay. 556 00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:47,853 Sometimes I feel so happy 557 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:53,625 Sometimes I feel so sad 558 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:59,296 Sometimes I feel so happy 559 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:04,196 But mostly you just make me mad 560 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:10,141 Baby, you just make me mad 561 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:17,946 Linger on 562 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,254 Your pale blue eyes 563 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:29,225 Linger on 564 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,666 - Hey, can we go somewhere? - Yeah. 565 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,643 Thought of you as my mountain top 566 00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:48,651 Thought of you as my peak 567 00:34:51,691 --> 00:34:54,353 Thought of you as everything 568 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:59,329 I've had but couldn't keep 569 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:03,427 Hey. 570 00:35:09,609 --> 00:35:13,774 Linger on 571 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:18,240 Your pale blue eyes 572 00:35:25,726 --> 00:35:28,388 - You made out with her? - Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. 573 00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:31,659 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. 574 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:35,829 Cool, man. How was that? 575 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:41,006 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? 576 00:35:41,508 --> 00:35:43,635 - Good for you, man. - Yeah. 577 00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:45,612 I got to open my booth. 578 00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:00,290 Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? 579 00:36:00,328 --> 00:36:01,989 I can't listen to this song again. 580 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:06,399 I don't, but I have this. 581 00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:10,570 - Be cool with that. - Okay. Thanks. 582 00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:17,809 - Were you on a date last night? - I wouldn't call it a date. 583 00:36:17,847 --> 00:36:19,280 Not into Em? 584 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,507 No, she's great. She's great. I just... 585 00:36:22,551 --> 00:36:23,813 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. 586 00:36:23,853 --> 00:36:26,617 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. 587 00:36:26,822 --> 00:36:30,758 - I hope you didn't tell her that. - Why? 588 00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,959 You told her that, didn't you? 589 00:36:34,997 --> 00:36:38,091 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. 590 00:36:38,133 --> 00:36:41,432 - Right. They don't? - They don't. 591 00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:44,405 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. 592 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,376 I'm just saying don't play that card first. 593 00:36:48,511 --> 00:36:51,412 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? 594 00:36:52,115 --> 00:36:56,108 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. 595 00:36:56,753 --> 00:36:58,948 - That works now. - Yeah. Okay. 596 00:37:00,156 --> 00:37:03,990 Okay, observe. Two options. 597 00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:07,625 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 598 00:37:07,664 --> 00:37:11,191 or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. 599 00:37:11,234 --> 00:37:14,692 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. 600 00:37:18,643 --> 00:37:21,544 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. 601 00:37:21,579 --> 00:37:25,982 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. 602 00:37:26,017 --> 00:37:28,679 - All right, bye. Your turn, man. 603 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,744 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. 604 00:37:33,891 --> 00:37:35,882 - Hey. - Hey. 605 00:37:36,127 --> 00:37:38,618 I really want to see you tonight. 606 00:37:38,663 --> 00:37:40,858 - Tonight? - Yeah. 607 00:37:40,898 --> 00:37:43,560 Unless you got something else going on. 608 00:37:45,069 --> 00:37:47,094 You're doing really good. 609 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:50,904 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. 610 00:37:50,943 --> 00:37:54,743 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. 611 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:56,680 We can go to my mom's. 612 00:38:03,021 --> 00:38:05,114 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 613 00:38:07,759 --> 00:38:10,660 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. 614 00:38:12,731 --> 00:38:15,165 I heard you might have some weed. 615 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,663 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? 616 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,272 Sometimes. 617 00:38:24,277 --> 00:38:25,403 Beer? 618 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:30,180 - Got anything stronger? - Yeah. 619 00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:37,915 So what excuse do you give your mother 620 00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:40,187 for coming down here so late? 621 00:38:41,661 --> 00:38:44,528 Gotta pump some midnight iron? 622 00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:48,933 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. 623 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:54,735 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? 624 00:38:55,976 --> 00:38:58,843 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? 625 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:02,713 - Don't be mean. - Jeez, you're sensitive. 626 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:07,551 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. 627 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:10,918 Let's not ruin it. 628 00:39:13,127 --> 00:39:14,253 Okay. 629 00:39:18,866 --> 00:39:20,629 So, how's your dad? 630 00:39:21,969 --> 00:39:24,905 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. 631 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:30,134 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. 632 00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:34,080 - Men are prideful creatures. - Exactly. 633 00:39:38,987 --> 00:39:40,887 Do you believe in God? 634 00:39:42,824 --> 00:39:46,624 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. 635 00:39:46,661 --> 00:39:48,993 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, 636 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:50,657 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. 637 00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:52,393 I believe in love. 638 00:39:55,371 --> 00:39:57,999 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, 639 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,531 I mean, transformable. 640 00:40:00,576 --> 00:40:03,807 I think that love makes things transform together. 641 00:40:06,515 --> 00:40:08,176 I'm majorly high. 642 00:40:08,818 --> 00:40:11,719 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. 643 00:40:13,956 --> 00:40:15,253 I'm having dinner with my parents. 644 00:40:19,495 --> 00:40:21,053 Somebody's hungry. 645 00:40:21,097 --> 00:40:24,066 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. 646 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:26,160 - Is that so? - Oh, yeah? 647 00:40:28,605 --> 00:40:30,766 Yeah, I was just thinking that, 648 00:40:30,807 --> 00:40:32,672 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you 649 00:40:32,709 --> 00:40:35,974 to stay close to home for a while. 650 00:40:36,012 --> 00:40:39,914 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. 651 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:43,613 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. 652 00:40:43,653 --> 00:40:46,144 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, 653 00:40:46,189 --> 00:40:47,520 like the one I've been accepted to. 654 00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:50,321 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. 655 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,457 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. 656 00:40:56,367 --> 00:40:59,666 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday. " 657 00:41:00,872 --> 00:41:03,067 That's a terrible impression. 658 00:41:03,107 --> 00:41:04,734 James, what is wrong with you? 659 00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:10,947 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" 660 00:41:10,982 --> 00:41:14,349 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! 661 00:41:14,385 --> 00:41:18,253 Mr. Fabulous' Incredible Performing Canines tonight! 662 00:41:18,289 --> 00:41:21,690 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. 663 00:41:21,726 --> 00:41:24,251 - Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. Eat it! 664 00:41:24,862 --> 00:41:26,625 Son of a bitch! 665 00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:29,294 Get him! Get him! 666 00:41:30,302 --> 00:41:32,236 Come here. - Be careful. 667 00:41:34,373 --> 00:41:35,931 All right! Hey! 668 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,070 Oh, my God! 669 00:41:39,311 --> 00:41:42,576 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. 670 00:41:42,614 --> 00:41:45,344 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. 671 00:41:52,357 --> 00:41:54,154 There is freedom within 672 00:41:54,193 --> 00:41:56,252 There is freedom without 673 00:41:56,295 --> 00:42:00,232 Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup 674 00:42:02,936 --> 00:42:05,871 There's a battle ahead 675 00:42:05,905 --> 00:42:08,203 Many battles are lost 676 00:42:08,241 --> 00:42:10,368 But you'll never see the end of the road 677 00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:14,039 While you're traveling with me 678 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,207 Hey now, hey now 679 00:42:16,249 --> 00:42:19,241 Don't dream it's over 680 00:42:19,285 --> 00:42:22,186 Hey now, hey now 681 00:42:22,222 --> 00:42:25,214 When the world comes in 682 00:42:25,258 --> 00:42:28,716 They come, they come 683 00:42:28,761 --> 00:42:31,925 To build a wall between us 684 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,764 We know they won't win 685 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,834 - Park's closed, Em. - Yeah. 686 00:42:40,874 --> 00:42:43,570 - Rich, you scared the hell out of us. - Rich, it's me, James. 687 00:42:43,611 --> 00:42:46,205 - Park's closed, James. - Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? 688 00:42:46,247 --> 00:42:47,908 Better leave now. The park's closed. 689 00:42:47,948 --> 00:42:50,109 - All right, we better leave now. - Okay. Here we go. 690 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:51,879 Okay. Thanks, Rich. 691 00:42:51,919 --> 00:42:54,717 Don't dream it's over 692 00:42:54,755 --> 00:42:57,656 Hey now, hey now 693 00:42:57,691 --> 00:43:00,684 When the world comes in 694 00:43:00,729 --> 00:43:03,755 They come, they come 695 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,261 I think you're so beautiful. 696 00:43:08,637 --> 00:43:09,934 Oh, fuck. 697 00:43:14,242 --> 00:43:18,042 - Hey, kids! - Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? 698 00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:21,571 - It's my friend James, Dad. - Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 699 00:43:23,885 --> 00:43:26,217 - Nice to meet you, James. - You, too. 700 00:43:26,254 --> 00:43:29,655 - Hi, James. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 701 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:33,622 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. 702 00:43:35,231 --> 00:43:36,630 - Good night. - Good night. 703 00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:39,226 - Good night. - Good night, party pooper. 704 00:43:41,971 --> 00:43:45,805 So, it was a lovely party at the Melnicks'. 705 00:43:45,841 --> 00:43:48,173 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. 706 00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:51,611 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. 707 00:43:51,647 --> 00:43:54,741 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. 708 00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:58,776 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? 709 00:44:01,557 --> 00:44:04,049 Lori Melnick, 710 00:44:04,094 --> 00:44:06,927 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. 711 00:44:06,963 --> 00:44:10,091 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. 712 00:44:11,835 --> 00:44:13,359 See you later. 713 00:44:14,237 --> 00:44:15,636 Sy. 714 00:44:24,915 --> 00:44:27,884 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. 715 00:44:33,190 --> 00:44:34,522 Do you want to hear something fucked up? 716 00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:35,685 What? 717 00:44:37,528 --> 00:44:40,861 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, 718 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,561 my dad starts going to temple. 719 00:44:44,602 --> 00:44:47,298 He's never been serious about his faith. 720 00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:52,742 But he decided to buddy up to God, 721 00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:56,338 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. 722 00:44:56,814 --> 00:44:58,577 And that's where he met Francy. 723 00:45:01,552 --> 00:45:05,353 My mom loses her hair in chemo, 724 00:45:06,392 --> 00:45:09,054 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. 725 00:45:10,429 --> 00:45:12,056 It's just weird. 726 00:45:17,469 --> 00:45:19,232 I'll take you home. 727 00:45:24,877 --> 00:45:29,541 We started dancing and love put us into a groove 728 00:45:29,581 --> 00:45:33,312 As soon as we started to move 729 00:45:36,489 --> 00:45:41,825 The music played while our bodies displayed for the dance 730 00:45:41,861 --> 00:45:44,591 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. 731 00:45:45,098 --> 00:45:46,531 Put that disco station on. 732 00:45:48,768 --> 00:45:53,068 Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... 733 00:45:54,574 --> 00:45:56,599 - Huh? - Hmm? 734 00:45:58,111 --> 00:46:01,945 - Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. - All right, let's see how you did. 735 00:46:07,154 --> 00:46:10,123 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? 736 00:46:11,692 --> 00:46:13,421 Yeah, he's right here. 737 00:46:13,461 --> 00:46:14,621 It's your mother. 738 00:46:16,997 --> 00:46:18,191 Sorry. 739 00:46:19,266 --> 00:46:23,168 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. 740 00:46:23,204 --> 00:46:24,728 It's supposed to be on. 741 00:46:26,974 --> 00:46:29,738 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? 742 00:46:30,578 --> 00:46:31,704 I'll be right there. 743 00:46:32,046 --> 00:46:33,638 I gotta go. 744 00:46:34,215 --> 00:46:36,877 - Jimbo, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 745 00:46:37,818 --> 00:46:40,652 You got one of those little baby joints on you? 746 00:46:40,689 --> 00:46:42,281 - I do. - Let's go. 747 00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:59,765 - Is your mom okay? - Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. 748 00:46:59,808 --> 00:47:02,470 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. 749 00:47:02,511 --> 00:47:04,945 Where'd he go? 750 00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,948 I don't know. He left a long time ago. 751 00:47:06,982 --> 00:47:09,975 - This is cool. - Yeah, Lou Reed. 752 00:47:10,019 --> 00:47:12,920 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Satellite Of Love. 753 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,752 Of course. Right on. 754 00:47:18,327 --> 00:47:22,457 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. 755 00:47:23,766 --> 00:47:28,897 - Hey, man, how's it going with Em? - I don't know. It's going... 756 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:32,002 She's... 757 00:47:34,176 --> 00:47:36,406 I think I'm in love with her. 758 00:47:36,712 --> 00:47:38,577 Soon it will be filled 759 00:47:38,614 --> 00:47:41,015 With parking cars 760 00:47:44,288 --> 00:47:47,189 I watch it for a little while 761 00:47:47,224 --> 00:47:49,715 I love to watch things on TV 762 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,594 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. 763 00:47:54,965 --> 00:47:57,433 Satellite of love 764 00:47:58,969 --> 00:48:01,494 Satellite of love 765 00:48:02,806 --> 00:48:05,274 Satellite of love 766 00:48:06,209 --> 00:48:07,301 Hey. 767 00:48:09,479 --> 00:48:11,208 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. 768 00:48:11,248 --> 00:48:13,809 - He's in love with you. - What? 769 00:48:14,452 --> 00:48:18,479 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her. " 770 00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:22,887 Right. 771 00:48:30,435 --> 00:48:32,403 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? 772 00:48:32,437 --> 00:48:35,998 It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. 773 00:48:36,407 --> 00:48:39,240 I want action tonight 774 00:48:39,277 --> 00:48:42,475 Satisfaction all night 775 00:48:48,854 --> 00:48:52,187 I grab my hat and I grab my shoes 776 00:48:52,224 --> 00:48:55,318 Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise 777 00:48:59,365 --> 00:49:00,491 You have to do something! 778 00:49:00,532 --> 00:49:01,590 You're not doing anything! 779 00:49:01,634 --> 00:49:03,829 I can't take it anymore! 780 00:49:03,869 --> 00:49:06,770 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. 781 00:49:06,805 --> 00:49:08,272 You have to do something, okay? 782 00:49:08,307 --> 00:49:09,501 Something has to change. 783 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:13,204 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! 784 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:19,309 You're coming through 785 00:49:19,352 --> 00:49:21,616 Seems just like a dream 786 00:49:21,655 --> 00:49:25,182 It's a mystery to me 787 00:49:25,225 --> 00:49:27,250 Fills me within 788 00:49:27,293 --> 00:49:29,887 When we're together 789 00:49:29,929 --> 00:49:33,228 Oh, baby, can't you see 790 00:49:33,266 --> 00:49:37,600 I like to feel the passion 791 00:49:37,637 --> 00:49:41,334 To the point of no return 792 00:49:44,044 --> 00:49:46,275 What are you majoring in? 793 00:49:46,313 --> 00:49:48,440 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. 794 00:49:48,482 --> 00:49:52,851 - Oh, wow, that's really interesting. - Yeah. 795 00:49:52,887 --> 00:49:55,685 What career track is that? 796 00:49:55,723 --> 00:49:59,022 Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. 797 00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:00,994 The world is my oyster. 798 00:50:04,031 --> 00:50:05,396 You kids need another round? 799 00:50:05,433 --> 00:50:07,628 - Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. - Actually, we'll take two more. 800 00:50:07,668 --> 00:50:11,104 I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. 801 00:50:11,505 --> 00:50:14,633 - What the hell? Are you gonna stop? - Two-for-Tuesday. 802 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:20,006 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. 803 00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:24,352 Come on. Come on. 804 00:50:25,887 --> 00:50:27,445 - Come on. - Okay. 805 00:50:29,858 --> 00:50:31,985 You are an obsession 806 00:50:32,027 --> 00:50:34,996 Here, ready? Stay with me. 807 00:50:36,698 --> 00:50:38,359 Unopened at your feet 808 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,924 There's no balance 809 00:50:41,136 --> 00:50:43,070 - You like that? - Yes. 810 00:50:43,105 --> 00:50:45,665 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. 811 00:50:45,707 --> 00:50:47,699 - Good one! - Thanks a lot. 812 00:50:49,145 --> 00:50:51,375 - Nice moves, Brennan. - Thanks. 813 00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:58,146 - Razzmatazz! - Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. 814 00:50:59,756 --> 00:51:03,089 - But we love you more! - It knows. 815 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,252 More. 816 00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:07,653 Oh, my God. You okay? 817 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:11,533 - Razzmatazz. - Come on. 818 00:51:13,035 --> 00:51:14,059 All right. 819 00:51:14,303 --> 00:51:17,864 - There you go. - You're so strong-ish. 820 00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:19,867 I'll take that. 821 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:28,207 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. 822 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:29,480 Me, too. 823 00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:42,958 Em, I think you're incredible. 824 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:50,406 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. 825 00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:55,809 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. 826 00:51:55,847 --> 00:51:57,974 Okay, all right. 827 00:52:01,052 --> 00:52:02,417 I'm sorry. 828 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:17,732 Hey. Let me help you with that. 829 00:52:18,770 --> 00:52:20,101 I got it. 830 00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:22,602 That is ugly. 831 00:52:24,043 --> 00:52:25,101 Thanks. 832 00:52:27,279 --> 00:52:29,770 - Hey, so how's your dad? - He's hanging in there. 833 00:52:29,815 --> 00:52:34,013 - Yeah? Still... Still not working? - No, no. 834 00:52:35,487 --> 00:52:38,820 The Musik-Express! 835 00:52:39,859 --> 00:52:43,090 - These rides are safe, right? - Supposedly. 836 00:52:43,896 --> 00:52:45,989 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. 837 00:52:46,031 --> 00:52:50,195 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, 838 00:52:50,236 --> 00:52:52,171 trying to kick his buddy. 839 00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:56,232 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. 840 00:52:56,276 --> 00:53:00,372 - Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. Great. 841 00:53:02,148 --> 00:53:03,547 So it's official. 842 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,050 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job 843 00:53:05,085 --> 00:53:07,019 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. 844 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:10,921 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. 845 00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:16,522 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. 846 00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:18,758 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. 847 00:53:18,798 --> 00:53:22,199 - It's gonna be insane. - To the max. 848 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:25,535 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? 849 00:53:25,573 --> 00:53:30,772 - My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... - That's okay. Take Boomer. 850 00:53:32,013 --> 00:53:35,107 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. 851 00:53:35,149 --> 00:53:36,514 You don't like Priest? 852 00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:39,883 - I'm busy that night. - I didn't tell you what night. 853 00:53:42,223 --> 00:53:45,715 James, you and I should go out some night. 854 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,025 I get it, that's a funny one. 855 00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:50,997 Face! Douche. 856 00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:54,260 - Just let me know when. - Yeah? 857 00:53:55,968 --> 00:53:57,629 Pete, dried puke. 858 00:54:05,611 --> 00:54:10,480 I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. 859 00:54:10,516 --> 00:54:13,110 Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. 860 00:54:13,752 --> 00:54:15,447 Oh, come on, man! 861 00:54:16,221 --> 00:54:19,588 - Want to push a button? - No, I'm on games only. 862 00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:22,059 Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. 863 00:54:24,496 --> 00:54:27,125 Oh, my gosh! Shit! Shit! Shit! 864 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:30,894 Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! 865 00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:32,905 - I know. I work on games, so... - I'm impressed. 866 00:54:32,939 --> 00:54:35,373 I know. I shouldn't have even been here. 867 00:54:35,408 --> 00:54:37,069 - Shit. - Hey. 868 00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:38,800 Connell, I need to ask you something. 869 00:54:38,845 --> 00:54:39,937 Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? 870 00:54:39,979 --> 00:54:41,105 Yeah. 871 00:54:42,649 --> 00:54:46,585 So, Lisa P. Just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. 872 00:54:46,619 --> 00:54:49,087 - Lisa P.? - Yeah. It's insane. 873 00:54:49,122 --> 00:54:52,455 I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... 874 00:54:52,492 --> 00:54:55,894 Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? 875 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:57,363 She asked you out? 876 00:54:57,398 --> 00:55:00,561 You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. 877 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:02,660 - Hold this, would you? - Yeah. 878 00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:05,228 That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? 879 00:55:05,272 --> 00:55:08,105 Oh. In this day and age. You'd think... 880 00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:12,010 Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. 881 00:55:12,046 --> 00:55:16,176 - But what they will let you do... - Yeah, but what about Em? 882 00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:21,718 Are you getting all your needs met by her? 883 00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:26,256 We're taking it slow. 884 00:55:26,962 --> 00:55:30,193 Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. 885 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:34,869 Every time you meet a beautiful woman, 886 00:55:34,903 --> 00:55:38,896 don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? 887 00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:42,603 - What? No. No. - Someone like Lisa P. 888 00:55:42,644 --> 00:55:45,442 I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? 889 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,074 That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. 890 00:55:48,116 --> 00:55:50,812 That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. 891 00:55:50,852 --> 00:55:54,447 It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. 892 00:55:58,261 --> 00:56:01,958 My feelings for Em are vast. 893 00:56:01,998 --> 00:56:06,059 James, imagine it. Lisa P. 894 00:56:08,337 --> 00:56:13,274 I know. Lisa P. I know. 895 00:56:27,857 --> 00:56:30,725 - Hey. - Hey. 896 00:56:31,194 --> 00:56:32,593 I brought you this. 897 00:56:32,629 --> 00:56:36,087 It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. 898 00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:39,899 He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, 899 00:56:39,936 --> 00:56:42,564 died a week later of self-starvation. 900 00:56:43,573 --> 00:56:44,597 Well... 901 00:56:46,476 --> 00:56:48,876 - Thank you. - Yeah. 902 00:56:53,517 --> 00:56:58,079 Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? 903 00:56:59,056 --> 00:57:02,515 Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. 904 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,929 I... I told my brother that we made out. 905 00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:10,557 - That's bad? - No, no, no. 906 00:57:12,136 --> 00:57:14,366 But he... He told my parents. 907 00:57:17,742 --> 00:57:19,300 We're Catholic. 908 00:57:21,045 --> 00:57:23,070 Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. 909 00:57:26,584 --> 00:57:27,983 But I'm an atheist. 910 00:57:28,019 --> 00:57:29,953 I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, 911 00:57:29,987 --> 00:57:33,219 - or an existential pagan, if you will... - Yeah, yeah. 912 00:57:33,258 --> 00:57:36,421 But my parents are really strict. 913 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:39,695 I'm sorry. 914 00:57:41,467 --> 00:57:44,925 - It's still a good book. - Nah, I'm sorry. 915 00:57:50,542 --> 00:57:52,169 - Hey, Joel. - Hey. 916 00:57:53,946 --> 00:57:55,777 How'd it go with Sue? 917 00:57:58,417 --> 00:57:59,850 Not so good. 918 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,721 Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! 919 00:58:03,757 --> 00:58:05,725 Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. 920 00:58:05,759 --> 00:58:07,090 Fuck that! 921 00:58:09,062 --> 00:58:10,757 You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! 922 00:58:10,797 --> 00:58:12,492 I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! 923 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,500 What do you, like, hate gay people, too? 924 00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:18,493 Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. 925 00:58:22,308 --> 00:58:24,606 Bam! Child's play. 926 00:58:26,579 --> 00:58:30,174 Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. Tonight. 927 00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:31,308 - You're what? - Yeah. 928 00:58:31,351 --> 00:58:34,719 This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. 929 00:58:34,755 --> 00:58:37,952 What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. 930 00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,220 I am. I am. 931 00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:41,455 But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, 932 00:58:41,495 --> 00:58:43,360 like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. 933 00:58:43,397 --> 00:58:47,993 And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. 934 00:58:48,035 --> 00:58:50,333 I get it, it's a biological imperative. 935 00:58:50,638 --> 00:58:55,098 Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. 936 00:58:55,142 --> 00:58:58,942 What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack 937 00:58:58,979 --> 00:59:02,437 - for telling a lie like that. - Okay, don't believe me. 938 00:59:03,951 --> 00:59:06,443 - Where are you going? - The Velvet Touch. 939 00:59:11,193 --> 00:59:12,421 Thanks. 940 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:19,724 How's the wine? 941 00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:26,239 - It's good! - Yeah. 942 00:59:31,847 --> 00:59:35,442 I just need to tell you something. 943 00:59:35,918 --> 00:59:37,112 Huh? 944 00:59:37,153 --> 00:59:39,451 Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? 945 00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:42,652 'Cause I think there's someone at the park 946 00:59:42,692 --> 00:59:46,025 who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. 947 00:59:46,062 --> 00:59:49,554 - You mean Em? - Yeah. 948 00:59:51,234 --> 00:59:52,633 Uh-huh. 949 00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:54,698 So you like working at the park? 950 00:59:54,737 --> 00:59:57,205 Yeah, I think it could be character building. 951 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,071 And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. 952 00:59:59,108 --> 01:00:01,167 Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. 953 01:00:01,210 --> 01:00:02,268 Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. 954 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:04,245 I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. 955 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,773 - That guy's got some problems. - What do you mean? 956 01:00:08,752 --> 01:00:13,189 Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. 957 01:00:13,490 --> 01:00:16,982 He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. 958 01:00:17,027 --> 01:00:20,360 His mother's basement. How gross is that? 959 01:00:20,864 --> 01:00:23,094 But he's married, right? 960 01:00:23,133 --> 01:00:26,534 - Didn't stop him from hitting on me. - Wow. 961 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:35,474 - Is that Frigo? - Yeah, it is Frigo. 962 01:00:37,648 --> 01:00:40,618 I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... 963 01:00:40,652 --> 01:00:42,176 Excuse me. 964 01:00:43,688 --> 01:00:46,350 - You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.! - What the fuck are you doing here? 965 01:00:46,391 --> 01:00:49,849 I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! 966 01:00:49,894 --> 01:00:52,055 There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? 967 01:00:52,096 --> 01:00:53,188 Frigo, get the fuck out of here, 968 01:00:53,231 --> 01:00:54,630 and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? 969 01:00:54,666 --> 01:00:57,294 All right, all right, relax, Brennan. 970 01:00:57,502 --> 01:00:59,766 - What's it worth to you? - You're shaking me down? 971 01:00:59,804 --> 01:01:01,829 No... Yeah, yeah. 972 01:01:02,307 --> 01:01:05,299 I hate you with such great fervor. I... 973 01:01:07,478 --> 01:01:08,877 - Ow! - Thanks, Brennan. 974 01:01:13,185 --> 01:01:15,415 Sorry about that. What a coincidence. 975 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:18,890 Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... 976 01:01:18,924 --> 01:01:20,516 - Wow. - Yeah. 977 01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:23,890 And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. 978 01:01:26,732 --> 01:01:30,259 I want to visit every continent, every country, really. 979 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:35,301 Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, 980 01:01:35,341 --> 01:01:36,399 but he visited prisons... 981 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:38,967 Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? 982 01:01:40,347 --> 01:01:43,475 - Gee, I guess... - I think sailboats are, like, 983 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:47,077 way more cooler, you know, like more classic. 984 01:01:49,556 --> 01:01:52,582 Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. 985 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,253 What were you saying? 986 01:01:54,861 --> 01:01:57,728 Just babbling. 987 01:01:57,764 --> 01:01:58,822 Oh. 988 01:02:01,368 --> 01:02:04,132 I just need to get normal before I go inside. 989 01:02:04,170 --> 01:02:07,469 Put on some perfume to cover the smell. 990 01:02:07,507 --> 01:02:10,601 I was going to suggest more perfume. 991 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,237 - Shoot, my brush. - Yeah. Hold on. 992 01:02:14,715 --> 01:02:17,741 - Jesus, what the hell is this? - Is that yours? 993 01:02:18,219 --> 01:02:22,883 - No. I guess it's my dad's. - Here, pull over here. 994 01:02:31,365 --> 01:02:33,162 Can you smell the pot? 995 01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:40,903 You smell amazing. 996 01:02:42,744 --> 01:02:45,941 Thanks for tonight. It was fun. 997 01:02:45,981 --> 01:02:48,950 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 998 01:03:03,031 --> 01:03:04,328 Fondue. 999 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:14,739 Oh, God. Tiger. 1000 01:03:15,778 --> 01:03:16,802 Sorry. 1001 01:03:19,248 --> 01:03:21,011 - Another time. - Yeah. 1002 01:03:34,197 --> 01:03:36,188 - Good night. - Good night. 1003 01:04:12,436 --> 01:04:15,234 - Hey. - Hey. 1004 01:04:15,272 --> 01:04:16,900 Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. 1005 01:04:16,941 --> 01:04:19,910 I was out with some old high-school buddies. 1006 01:04:21,246 --> 01:04:22,474 - Sounds fun. - Yeah, it was. 1007 01:04:22,514 --> 01:04:25,039 We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. 1008 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,278 But what were you calling about? 1009 01:04:29,521 --> 01:04:33,548 Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. 1010 01:04:34,959 --> 01:04:39,726 Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. 1011 01:04:39,998 --> 01:04:42,091 And I brought you something. 1012 01:04:44,335 --> 01:04:47,100 - This bag? - Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag? 1013 01:04:49,809 --> 01:04:52,903 - Is that a couple of joints? - I think so. For pot cookies. 1014 01:04:52,945 --> 01:04:55,379 - Oh, my. You follow through. - I do. 1015 01:04:56,048 --> 01:04:57,743 Cool. This'll be fun. 1016 01:04:58,350 --> 01:05:01,808 - Let's do it. - Okay. I'm only having half, okay? 1017 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:05,847 Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. 1018 01:05:06,725 --> 01:05:10,217 - Home-made? Yummy. - Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? 1019 01:05:10,362 --> 01:05:11,590 Mmm-hmm. 1020 01:05:13,699 --> 01:05:14,791 Sorry. 1021 01:05:16,202 --> 01:05:18,103 Spinning on that dizzy edge 1022 01:05:18,138 --> 01:05:21,335 I kissed her face and kissed her head 1023 01:05:21,374 --> 01:05:24,901 And dreamed of all the different ways 1024 01:05:24,945 --> 01:05:27,641 I had to make her glow 1025 01:05:27,681 --> 01:05:31,583 "Why are you so far away?" she said 1026 01:05:31,618 --> 01:05:36,555 "Why won"t you ever know that I"m in love with you 1027 01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:40,287 "That I"m in love with you" 1028 01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,524 You Soft and only 1029 01:05:43,563 --> 01:05:46,657 You Lost and lonely 1030 01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:49,966 You Strange as angels 1031 01:05:50,004 --> 01:05:52,973 Dancing in the deepest oceans 1032 01:05:53,007 --> 01:05:55,805 Twisting in the water 1033 01:05:55,843 --> 01:05:59,176 And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! 1034 01:05:59,213 --> 01:06:01,613 And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. 1035 01:06:01,649 --> 01:06:04,243 In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race 1036 01:06:04,285 --> 01:06:07,777 is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. 1037 01:06:07,955 --> 01:06:11,550 And Yellow is dead last. I don"t think Yellow"s moved once. 1038 01:06:11,959 --> 01:06:15,554 This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. 1039 01:06:15,963 --> 01:06:19,455 You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1,000 foals in his lifetime, 1040 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:21,696 which might explain his current exhaustion. 1041 01:06:24,139 --> 01:06:27,939 And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, great job. 1042 01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:30,141 Hey, Bobby. 1043 01:06:30,646 --> 01:06:32,637 Brennan, what are you doing? 1044 01:06:34,516 --> 01:06:36,450 - You been toking up? - What? 1045 01:06:36,485 --> 01:06:38,976 - You been drinking drugs? - No! 1046 01:06:39,021 --> 01:06:41,649 Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? 1047 01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:45,387 Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, 1048 01:06:45,427 --> 01:06:48,692 I"m feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. 1049 01:06:48,730 --> 01:06:49,754 That"s why. 1050 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,290 You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry 1051 01:06:52,335 --> 01:06:54,929 - and collect some balls? - Okay. 1052 01:06:54,971 --> 01:06:57,599 And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. 1053 01:07:00,643 --> 01:07:02,270 Hey, you all right? 1054 01:07:02,312 --> 01:07:04,212 - Yeah, thank you. - All right. 1055 01:07:04,614 --> 01:07:05,774 This is how we met. 1056 01:07:06,883 --> 01:07:10,910 And they"re off! In the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. 1057 01:07:10,954 --> 01:07:15,516 Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! 1058 01:07:15,558 --> 01:07:19,358 Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you"re doing. 1059 01:07:19,395 --> 01:07:22,593 Green! You got it, Green! You won! 1060 01:07:24,835 --> 01:07:27,861 Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. 1061 01:07:35,145 --> 01:07:38,706 - Can I get some balls? - You're gonna have to get more balls. 1062 01:07:38,749 --> 01:07:40,910 The customer's always right. 1063 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,747 Here you go. 1064 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:51,159 - I hit that thing dead-on! - Yet he still retains his chapeau. 1065 01:07:52,162 --> 01:07:54,063 Whoa, whoa. Come on. 1066 01:07:54,099 --> 01:07:55,123 Hey! 1067 01:07:59,471 --> 01:08:01,939 What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. 1068 01:08:01,973 --> 01:08:04,134 - It's not worth it. We have a winner. 1069 01:08:04,175 --> 01:08:05,870 - Nicky. Congratulations. 1070 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:09,277 The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? 1071 01:08:09,314 --> 01:08:11,612 Fuck this, Nicky. - What is so fucking funny? 1072 01:08:11,649 --> 01:08:14,015 Yeah, what's so fucking funny? - I don't know. 1073 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,810 Oh, my God! My God. 1074 01:08:16,855 --> 01:08:19,289 - What the fuck? Not so funny now, is it? 1075 01:08:19,324 --> 01:08:21,724 You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? 1076 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,591 - You punch him in the face? - Back off, slut! 1077 01:08:23,628 --> 01:08:28,191 - Don't fucking touch her, man. - What are you gonna do, faggot? 1078 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,467 Oh, fuck. 1079 01:08:34,507 --> 01:08:37,408 You're fucking dead! You jerk! 1080 01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,277 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1081 01:08:43,315 --> 01:08:46,341 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1082 01:08:46,385 --> 01:08:49,445 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1083 01:08:49,488 --> 01:08:52,651 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1084 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,426 - The option of the flute? - Option of the flute... 1085 01:09:04,671 --> 01:09:06,662 People are trying to kill me. 1086 01:09:08,508 --> 01:09:10,840 Get the fuck out, motherfucker! 1087 01:09:11,645 --> 01:09:12,805 Move. 1088 01:09:14,281 --> 01:09:17,478 Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! 1089 01:09:17,517 --> 01:09:20,884 Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1090 01:09:20,921 --> 01:09:25,585 Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1091 01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:34,901 - Bastard. - Thanks, Bobby. 1092 01:09:34,936 --> 01:09:36,426 - No problem. - Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. 1093 01:09:36,471 --> 01:09:37,529 Yeah, yeah, good. 1094 01:09:37,572 --> 01:09:40,666 You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. 1095 01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:43,199 You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. 1096 01:09:43,244 --> 01:09:44,905 - I can't believe you hit someone. Me, either. 1097 01:09:44,946 --> 01:09:46,971 How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! 1098 01:09:48,249 --> 01:09:50,911 Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... 1099 01:09:50,952 --> 01:09:53,512 - And just dropped the guy. - I can't believe they call that a hit. 1100 01:09:53,554 --> 01:09:55,852 Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, 1101 01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:57,357 and then he hid in Bobby's office. 1102 01:09:57,391 --> 01:09:59,519 Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. 1103 01:09:59,561 --> 01:10:00,926 Bobby kicked the door down 1104 01:10:00,963 --> 01:10:02,863 and came out all psycho with this bat like... 1105 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:04,866 And all his buddies just go, "Okay. " 1106 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:06,299 Where's the guy? Was he ever... 1107 01:10:06,335 --> 01:10:07,666 I don't know. They left him on the pavement. 1108 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,933 Then I got his girlfriend's number. 1109 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,608 Where are you taking me? 1110 01:10:15,511 --> 01:10:16,910 You've never been to this place before? 1111 01:10:16,945 --> 01:10:18,276 No. 1112 01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:30,220 I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. 1113 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,022 Really? 1114 01:10:33,363 --> 01:10:35,854 I mean, I'm really high, but... 1115 01:11:02,026 --> 01:11:03,960 I don't want to lose you. 1116 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,149 - Forget to refrigerate these? - Yeah. 1117 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:35,449 When did they get in, yesterday? 1118 01:11:35,493 --> 01:11:38,018 - Around what time? - In the morning. 1119 01:11:41,733 --> 01:11:43,667 - They smell weird? - Yeah. 1120 01:11:43,702 --> 01:11:46,500 - I think that's normal, though. - Yeah. 1121 01:11:46,538 --> 01:11:49,268 Stuffy, fry these up! 1122 01:11:50,108 --> 01:11:53,600 Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? 1123 01:11:53,645 --> 01:11:56,409 - Yeah, sure. - Good. Because Joel quit. 1124 01:11:56,848 --> 01:11:58,372 - What? - He's passed on. 1125 01:11:58,416 --> 01:12:02,409 He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. 1126 01:12:05,191 --> 01:12:07,216 I know, I heard you! 1127 01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:17,266 - What are you doing here? - You didn't call me back. 1128 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:20,902 Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. 1129 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,068 The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. 1130 01:12:24,110 --> 01:12:28,274 And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. 1131 01:12:28,314 --> 01:12:29,781 Okay. 1132 01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:34,785 Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. 1133 01:12:36,423 --> 01:12:39,483 - Fine. - I'm trying to have a conversation here. 1134 01:12:42,095 --> 01:12:44,791 - Fuck off, fuck face. Nimrod. 1135 01:12:44,831 --> 01:12:45,923 I hate you, asshole. 1136 01:12:45,966 --> 01:12:50,266 Hey, is it because of Sue? - What? 1137 01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:53,364 Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, 1138 01:12:53,407 --> 01:12:55,034 and she doesn't deserve you. 1139 01:12:55,075 --> 01:12:58,841 James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. 1140 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:01,507 And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me 1141 01:13:01,548 --> 01:13:04,108 when there's all these fucking yuppies around. 1142 01:13:04,151 --> 01:13:05,847 That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. 1143 01:13:05,887 --> 01:13:08,151 You know, Em isn't like that. 1144 01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:09,622 - Em? - Yeah. 1145 01:13:11,926 --> 01:13:14,087 You don't even appreciate what you have. 1146 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:16,028 You're chasing after Lisa P. 1147 01:13:16,064 --> 01:13:20,899 When you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. 1148 01:13:23,771 --> 01:13:25,136 Fuck this. 1149 01:13:39,221 --> 01:13:40,984 Don't do that. 1150 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:52,164 - I thought you were off today. - I need to tell you something. 1151 01:13:57,039 --> 01:14:02,341 Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. 1152 01:14:02,378 --> 01:14:05,438 It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, 1153 01:14:05,481 --> 01:14:10,442 and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. 1154 01:14:10,987 --> 01:14:13,148 Right. No intercourse? 1155 01:14:14,090 --> 01:14:15,853 No. No intercourse. 1156 01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:20,759 Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. 1157 01:14:20,797 --> 01:14:25,291 I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... 1158 01:14:27,837 --> 01:14:30,362 Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. 1159 01:14:30,407 --> 01:14:33,308 I want to get to know you better, 1160 01:14:33,343 --> 01:14:36,608 if you want to get to know me better as well. 1161 01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:38,444 James, you don't owe me anything. 1162 01:14:38,482 --> 01:14:42,111 I know, but I want to owe you things. 1163 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:47,550 I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. 1164 01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:53,025 - Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. - No, no. I'm not mad at you. 1165 01:14:54,165 --> 01:14:59,694 Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. 1166 01:15:37,142 --> 01:15:40,168 - Are you crazy? You can't come here. - I just can't do this anymore. 1167 01:15:40,212 --> 01:15:42,841 I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? 1168 01:15:42,882 --> 01:15:46,648 Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. 1169 01:15:46,686 --> 01:15:49,177 Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. 1170 01:15:49,222 --> 01:15:52,282 I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? 1171 01:15:52,325 --> 01:15:53,986 - Okay. - All right. 1172 01:15:56,562 --> 01:15:59,759 Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! 1173 01:16:01,501 --> 01:16:04,800 Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. 1174 01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:07,101 I ate too many circus peanuts. 1175 01:16:07,139 --> 01:16:10,074 No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. 1176 01:16:10,109 --> 01:16:12,772 Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? 1177 01:16:12,813 --> 01:16:15,805 I saw Em and Connell in his car. 1178 01:16:15,849 --> 01:16:18,317 Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? 1179 01:16:18,352 --> 01:16:22,311 They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. 1180 01:16:22,356 --> 01:16:24,916 No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. 1181 01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:26,619 - James, they were fucking. - Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. 1182 01:16:26,660 --> 01:16:31,063 - When did you see this, Rich? - Like, a while ago, a while ago. 1183 01:16:31,098 --> 01:16:33,089 It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? 1184 01:16:41,174 --> 01:16:44,702 - Hello? - Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? 1185 01:16:44,746 --> 01:16:48,614 She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. 1186 01:16:49,183 --> 01:16:53,119 Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. 1187 01:16:54,355 --> 01:16:55,652 Okay, bye. 1188 01:17:00,461 --> 01:17:01,792 What'd he say? 1189 01:17:04,132 --> 01:17:05,622 Can you get your mother's car? 1190 01:17:07,368 --> 01:17:10,132 All right, I got the keys. Push me out. 1191 01:17:28,557 --> 01:17:30,525 I don't want to drink. 1192 01:17:35,831 --> 01:17:39,028 Did you know James went out with Lisa P. Last week? 1193 01:17:39,068 --> 01:17:41,229 - I know. - You know. 1194 01:17:41,837 --> 01:17:44,431 - You want me to rat out James? - Right. 1195 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:50,002 Slow down. Shit. 1196 01:17:50,046 --> 01:17:51,070 It's Em's car. 1197 01:17:52,182 --> 01:17:53,809 Let's wait here. 1198 01:17:59,322 --> 01:18:02,052 I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. 1199 01:18:02,692 --> 01:18:04,284 - No. - It's grape. 1200 01:18:04,327 --> 01:18:06,022 - No, please. - Okay. 1201 01:18:06,262 --> 01:18:09,163 Can you sit down, please, just for a second? 1202 01:18:14,337 --> 01:18:16,806 - Look, you want to end this? - Yes. 1203 01:18:20,344 --> 01:18:22,676 I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. 1204 01:18:22,713 --> 01:18:25,477 - Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? - All right, okay, Brennan. 1205 01:18:25,516 --> 01:18:27,780 - Just trying to help. - Oh, shit. 1206 01:18:40,264 --> 01:18:42,198 What are you doing here? 1207 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,927 Are you and Connell, like... 1208 01:18:47,606 --> 01:18:51,167 It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... 1209 01:18:54,546 --> 01:18:58,346 How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? 1210 01:18:58,950 --> 01:19:03,387 Lisa P. Told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer 1211 01:19:04,389 --> 01:19:06,380 to his mother's basement. 1212 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:08,053 Right. 1213 01:19:09,961 --> 01:19:14,125 Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. 1214 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,191 I came here to... 1215 01:19:18,471 --> 01:19:20,302 I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? 1216 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:24,332 I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... 1217 01:19:24,577 --> 01:19:27,239 You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. 1218 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,181 You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. 1219 01:19:31,918 --> 01:19:33,476 Yeah, that's right. 1220 01:19:44,864 --> 01:19:45,888 Shit. 1221 01:20:01,281 --> 01:20:04,307 I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. 1222 01:20:04,818 --> 01:20:08,345 - Here you go. - What? What is this? 1223 01:20:08,388 --> 01:20:12,620 - Is it a banana? - It's a banana with eyes. 1224 01:20:13,427 --> 01:20:16,555 I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. 1225 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:39,544 Hey. 1226 01:20:40,622 --> 01:20:41,850 What's up? 1227 01:20:46,795 --> 01:20:48,092 I mean... 1228 01:20:49,664 --> 01:20:52,498 I actually feel sorry for them, you know. 1229 01:20:53,302 --> 01:20:55,736 Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. 1230 01:20:56,906 --> 01:21:00,205 It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. 1231 01:21:00,242 --> 01:21:02,267 I know. I know. 1232 01:21:04,113 --> 01:21:08,948 Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. 1233 01:21:09,585 --> 01:21:14,454 Of course, I would never. 1234 01:21:31,641 --> 01:21:32,801 Thanks. 1235 01:21:33,577 --> 01:21:35,272 Hey, Em, what's up? 1236 01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,238 Loving life, you know. 1237 01:21:38,281 --> 01:21:40,647 Hey, you know I play the drums? 1238 01:21:40,684 --> 01:21:43,847 I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. 1239 01:21:43,887 --> 01:21:47,721 I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! 1240 01:21:52,128 --> 01:21:54,222 Living on a lighted stage 1241 01:21:54,265 --> 01:21:56,256 Approaches the unreal 1242 01:21:56,334 --> 01:22:01,067 For those who think and feel In touch with some reality 1243 01:22:01,105 --> 01:22:03,005 Beyond the... 1244 01:22:07,311 --> 01:22:09,745 Spin. Good night, Adventureland! 1245 01:22:11,182 --> 01:22:14,549 - What the fuck was that? - You like musicians, right? 1246 01:22:25,864 --> 01:22:28,332 Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. 1247 01:22:28,367 --> 01:22:29,425 Do you have any more over there? 1248 01:22:29,468 --> 01:22:33,302 Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... 1249 01:22:35,941 --> 01:22:37,841 - Hey. - Hey, Em! What's up? 1250 01:22:40,312 --> 01:22:42,507 I quit. See you. 1251 01:22:48,687 --> 01:22:51,155 Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? 1252 01:22:51,189 --> 01:22:52,247 Have your father check it 1253 01:22:52,291 --> 01:22:54,122 because it's making a funny squeaking sound. 1254 01:22:54,159 --> 01:22:56,526 I don't know what the problem is. 1255 01:22:58,264 --> 01:22:59,288 Shit-head! 1256 01:23:05,972 --> 01:23:08,941 Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. 1257 01:23:08,975 --> 01:23:11,307 I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? 1258 01:23:11,344 --> 01:23:14,507 I don't know. No way! 1259 01:23:14,547 --> 01:23:15,605 Em? Em Lewin? 1260 01:23:15,648 --> 01:23:17,411 Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? 1261 01:23:17,450 --> 01:23:20,180 Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. 1262 01:23:20,219 --> 01:23:23,586 - I'm telling you, man. Connell is a freaking god. 1263 01:23:32,266 --> 01:23:35,133 - Hey, Lisa. - Hey. 1264 01:23:35,202 --> 01:23:38,797 Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, 1265 01:23:38,839 --> 01:23:41,899 but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. 1266 01:23:43,610 --> 01:23:45,771 Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. 1267 01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:50,250 I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. 1268 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:54,082 You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. 1269 01:23:55,756 --> 01:23:56,916 Are you mad at me? 1270 01:23:56,957 --> 01:24:01,327 Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. 1271 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:05,857 I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. 1272 01:24:07,836 --> 01:24:09,463 Guys can't help themselves. 1273 01:24:09,504 --> 01:24:12,337 - But he's the married one. - Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. 1274 01:24:12,374 --> 01:24:15,070 - He's cheating on his wife, though. - I can't believe you're defending her. 1275 01:24:15,110 --> 01:24:18,170 What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? 1276 01:24:21,149 --> 01:24:21,214 The Musik-Express! 1277 01:24:21,249 --> 01:24:22,329 The Musik-Express! 1278 01:24:22,384 --> 01:24:23,408 Kell. 1279 01:24:36,465 --> 01:24:38,933 It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know. 1280 01:24:38,968 --> 01:24:41,630 I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. 1281 01:24:41,670 --> 01:24:43,262 No, you're not doing it right. 1282 01:24:43,305 --> 01:24:45,034 Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. 1283 01:24:45,074 --> 01:24:46,473 Yeah, I've noticed. 1284 01:24:48,677 --> 01:24:52,875 Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. 1285 01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:55,647 Hi there. 1286 01:24:59,388 --> 01:25:02,119 Can I get anyone a refresher? 1287 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:08,192 Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. 1288 01:25:08,231 --> 01:25:11,200 Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. 1289 01:25:11,234 --> 01:25:15,170 You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. 1290 01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:19,099 - Thank you. - It's... It's clean. 1291 01:25:19,142 --> 01:25:22,270 I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. 1292 01:25:22,312 --> 01:25:25,281 It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. 1293 01:25:27,751 --> 01:25:33,520 - Is that some kind of joke, Emily? - No, it's not. 1294 01:25:34,926 --> 01:25:38,191 I think you owe me an apology. Right now. 1295 01:25:38,996 --> 01:25:40,657 I don't owe you shit. 1296 01:25:41,365 --> 01:25:43,390 All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. 1297 01:25:43,434 --> 01:25:45,459 Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? 1298 01:25:45,503 --> 01:25:48,028 - Right, I wasn't invited to this party. - Yes, you weren't invited, 1299 01:25:48,072 --> 01:25:49,562 and frankly, I don't like you coming in here 1300 01:25:49,607 --> 01:25:51,165 and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? 1301 01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:54,201 I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. 1302 01:25:54,245 --> 01:25:56,440 - Give me the drink. - Okay, Em... 1303 01:25:56,481 --> 01:25:58,346 God damn it! 1304 01:26:00,084 --> 01:26:04,715 Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. 1305 01:26:04,756 --> 01:26:06,053 I can't say what I'm thinking 1306 01:26:06,091 --> 01:26:08,787 and what I'm feeling every fucking day? 1307 01:26:10,195 --> 01:26:13,494 Sy, for God's sake! I can't force her out. 1308 01:26:13,532 --> 01:26:16,330 Yeah? Well maybe you can't... 1309 01:26:32,784 --> 01:26:35,379 Sometimes I feel so happy 1310 01:26:39,893 --> 01:26:41,918 Hey, can I have another? Thanks. 1311 01:26:45,932 --> 01:26:48,298 Sometimes I feel so happy 1312 01:26:48,334 --> 01:26:52,498 But mostly you just make me mad 1313 01:26:54,641 --> 01:26:58,236 Baby, you just make me mad 1314 01:27:02,148 --> 01:27:06,245 Linger on 1315 01:27:07,154 --> 01:27:10,590 Your pale blue eyes 1316 01:27:13,861 --> 01:27:17,228 Linger on 1317 01:27:18,999 --> 01:27:22,093 Your pale blue eyes 1318 01:27:24,471 --> 01:27:25,733 Oh, fuck! 1319 01:27:40,789 --> 01:27:42,814 James, get out of the car. 1320 01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:45,686 Now! 1321 01:27:54,436 --> 01:27:58,463 Oh, God. Come with me. 1322 01:28:02,978 --> 01:28:06,709 You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? 1323 01:28:12,922 --> 01:28:14,355 Good morning. 1324 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:18,754 What's this, mister? 1325 01:28:23,633 --> 01:28:25,225 What the hell is wrong with you? 1326 01:28:25,268 --> 01:28:28,669 You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. 1327 01:28:28,704 --> 01:28:31,002 You're quitting that job. 1328 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:35,443 - I never want to go back there again. - Good. How much have you saved? 1329 01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:40,579 $ 1,322, give or take. 1330 01:28:40,617 --> 01:28:44,212 Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. 1331 01:28:44,254 --> 01:28:46,916 And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. 1332 01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:49,016 I need every cent of that for New York. 1333 01:28:49,059 --> 01:28:51,391 Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that 1334 01:28:51,428 --> 01:28:54,591 before you went out on this little joyride of yours. 1335 01:29:01,104 --> 01:29:03,436 Brennan, I'm back. 1336 01:29:03,473 --> 01:29:05,065 Thank God. How the hell are you? 1337 01:29:05,108 --> 01:29:09,478 Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. 1338 01:29:10,448 --> 01:29:13,747 There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. 1339 01:29:13,785 --> 01:29:17,243 The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. 1340 01:29:17,288 --> 01:29:18,516 And I realized something. 1341 01:29:19,023 --> 01:29:21,753 Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. 1342 01:29:21,793 --> 01:29:23,124 - What? - And I want it now! 1343 01:29:23,161 --> 01:29:26,619 - What do you mean? - I"m going to Harvard Business. 1344 01:29:27,465 --> 01:29:29,160 You're what? You're applying? 1345 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:33,933 No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. 1346 01:29:34,772 --> 01:29:36,933 Wait, that's in Boston. 1347 01:29:37,508 --> 01:29:40,501 What about New York and the apartment? 1348 01:29:40,546 --> 01:29:45,040 Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can"t really help you out there. 1349 01:29:49,888 --> 01:29:55,087 Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. 1350 01:29:55,127 --> 01:29:57,425 - Hey, Bobby, Paulette. - Hey, Brennan. 1351 01:29:57,463 --> 01:29:58,725 Hey, how are you? 1352 01:29:58,764 --> 01:30:02,825 You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. 1353 01:30:02,868 --> 01:30:06,702 Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. 1354 01:30:06,739 --> 01:30:08,366 We have to turn all these lights off. 1355 01:30:08,407 --> 01:30:10,102 Your check's in the office. - Okay. 1356 01:30:10,142 --> 01:30:12,611 We gonna see you next summer? 1357 01:30:12,645 --> 01:30:14,340 Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. 1358 01:30:14,381 --> 01:30:17,145 - Gonna see you next summer. - Well, thank you, really. 1359 01:30:17,650 --> 01:30:19,049 We're halfway through our set, 1360 01:30:19,085 --> 01:30:20,950 and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. 1361 01:30:20,987 --> 01:30:22,045 Oh, my... Holy shit! 1362 01:30:22,088 --> 01:30:23,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking 1363 01:30:23,223 --> 01:30:24,417 I'm about to wake up any second. 1364 01:30:24,457 --> 01:30:26,687 And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, 1365 01:30:26,726 --> 01:30:28,853 and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. 1366 01:30:28,895 --> 01:30:31,864 - We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. Oh, my God. 1367 01:30:31,898 --> 01:30:34,423 What a pisser. - We do I"m Waiting For The Man. 1368 01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:37,527 Wait, hold on, one second. 1369 01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:41,004 - Hey, last paycheck? - Yep. 1370 01:30:42,910 --> 01:30:44,810 So, how's it going? 1371 01:30:45,546 --> 01:30:48,310 - Ronnie found out everything. - Sorry. 1372 01:30:48,682 --> 01:30:52,413 Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. 1373 01:30:55,289 --> 01:30:57,280 Hey, do you speak to Em? 1374 01:30:58,626 --> 01:31:00,992 Not since she quit. You? 1375 01:31:05,966 --> 01:31:10,494 You know the song is called Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song. 1376 01:31:10,538 --> 01:31:12,904 You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. 1377 01:31:12,940 --> 01:31:15,273 - Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love. - Yeah, it's like Skylab. 1378 01:31:15,310 --> 01:31:18,040 Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love. 1379 01:31:18,079 --> 01:31:19,376 Yeah. 1380 01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:27,952 Take care of yourself, Brennan. 1381 01:31:27,989 --> 01:31:29,581 Yeah, you, too. 1382 01:31:34,062 --> 01:31:37,554 Where were we? - You were telling us about the... 1383 01:31:37,599 --> 01:31:38,691 Satellite Of Love. Yeah. Yeah. 1384 01:31:38,733 --> 01:31:39,757 That's what we were talking about. 1385 01:31:39,835 --> 01:31:40,859 That's my favorite one! 1386 01:31:40,902 --> 01:31:41,994 Yeah, it's a good tune. 1387 01:31:42,370 --> 01:31:46,137 Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! 1388 01:31:46,175 --> 01:31:48,735 I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. 1389 01:31:48,778 --> 01:31:50,712 I think I got this under control. 1390 01:31:50,746 --> 01:31:54,182 - Your friend Eric boned you, huh? - Yeah. 1391 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,185 How are you gonna pull off New York now? 1392 01:31:56,219 --> 01:31:58,779 I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. 1393 01:31:59,789 --> 01:32:03,156 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? 1394 01:32:03,326 --> 01:32:06,261 Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, 1395 01:32:06,295 --> 01:32:08,763 and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died 1396 01:32:08,798 --> 01:32:12,598 that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. 1397 01:32:12,635 --> 01:32:13,693 You know? Like, why bother? 1398 01:32:13,736 --> 01:32:15,829 They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. 1399 01:32:15,872 --> 01:32:18,569 Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! 1400 01:32:18,609 --> 01:32:20,076 I got it! 1401 01:32:21,011 --> 01:32:24,344 I heard Em went back to New York. 1402 01:32:24,381 --> 01:32:27,748 I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... 1403 01:32:27,784 --> 01:32:29,376 I don't know. 1404 01:32:31,355 --> 01:32:33,118 Get behind me. Boom! 1405 01:32:33,190 --> 01:32:36,705 I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? 1406 01:32:36,727 --> 01:32:40,219 Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! 1407 01:32:52,410 --> 01:32:56,039 Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. 1408 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:58,514 It's true. They called him Henry. 1409 01:32:58,550 --> 01:33:02,316 No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel 1410 01:33:02,353 --> 01:33:05,049 about the whaling industry. I think he was... 1411 01:33:05,089 --> 01:33:08,320 I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. 1412 01:33:08,359 --> 01:33:10,691 I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. 1413 01:33:10,728 --> 01:33:12,753 Yeah? One can only hope. 1414 01:33:18,604 --> 01:33:21,903 Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. 1415 01:33:21,941 --> 01:33:25,308 - Why? - Because I'll jack off on your face. 1416 01:33:25,344 --> 01:33:29,610 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - What? 1417 01:33:29,648 --> 01:33:31,809 I'll see you around, Frigo. 1418 01:33:33,185 --> 01:33:34,618 All right. 1419 01:33:36,255 --> 01:33:38,951 Good luck with him. Even. 1420 01:33:40,859 --> 01:33:42,156 Good one! 1421 01:33:44,096 --> 01:33:46,792 That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. 1422 01:33:49,402 --> 01:33:50,426 That must have hurt. 1423 01:34:24,472 --> 01:34:26,633 Look me in the eye 1424 01:34:26,674 --> 01:34:31,304 Then tell me that I"m satisfied 1425 01:34:34,382 --> 01:34:39,319 Hey, are you satisfied? 1426 01:34:41,088 --> 01:34:47,220 And it goes so slowly on 1427 01:34:48,262 --> 01:34:52,393 Everything I"ve ever wanted 1428 01:34:53,301 --> 01:34:55,428 Tell me what"s wrong 1429 01:34:56,471 --> 01:34:58,837 Look me in the eye 1430 01:34:58,874 --> 01:35:03,038 And tell me that I"m satisfied 1431 01:35:06,448 --> 01:35:09,849 Were you satisfied? 1432 01:35:25,668 --> 01:35:29,502 Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. 1433 01:35:29,972 --> 01:35:32,566 I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. 1434 01:35:33,643 --> 01:35:36,874 I don't think I can see you. 1435 01:35:37,547 --> 01:35:38,673 What? 1436 01:35:40,349 --> 01:35:43,841 This summer was rough. 1437 01:35:46,456 --> 01:35:50,688 I did things that I really, really regret. 1438 01:35:51,728 --> 01:35:53,697 Yeah, me, too. 1439 01:35:54,698 --> 01:35:57,963 I'm sorry I told Lisa P. About you and Connell. 1440 01:35:59,870 --> 01:36:03,101 She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... 1441 01:36:04,942 --> 01:36:06,967 I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, 1442 01:36:07,010 --> 01:36:09,604 but you didn't deserve that. 1443 01:36:10,514 --> 01:36:12,482 You know, James, 1444 01:36:13,584 --> 01:36:17,782 I am so sorry for fucking this up. 1445 01:36:18,522 --> 01:36:22,652 You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. 1446 01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,395 Wait, Em. 1447 01:36:30,802 --> 01:36:35,364 I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. 1448 01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:38,642 Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person 1449 01:36:38,676 --> 01:36:41,975 who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, 1450 01:36:42,013 --> 01:36:46,143 who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, 1451 01:36:46,184 --> 01:36:50,712 and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. 1452 01:36:53,124 --> 01:36:57,926 Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. 1453 01:36:57,963 --> 01:37:01,330 And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. 1454 01:37:07,973 --> 01:37:09,600 - You are soaking wet. - Yeah. 1455 01:37:09,642 --> 01:37:10,870 Do you have anything else you can wear? 1456 01:37:10,910 --> 01:37:12,810 I'll check. 1457 01:37:12,845 --> 01:37:15,313 - Do you want some tea? - Yeah. 1458 01:37:18,017 --> 01:37:21,453 No, everything in here is soaking wet. 1459 01:37:23,823 --> 01:37:25,381 - Here. - Thanks. 1460 01:37:28,829 --> 01:37:30,797 So you're going to Columbia? 1461 01:37:30,831 --> 01:37:33,595 No. No. Maybe next year. No. 1462 01:37:34,367 --> 01:37:35,391 Why? 1463 01:37:35,435 --> 01:37:40,168 I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. 1464 01:37:41,041 --> 01:37:42,599 So what's the plan? 1465 01:37:42,642 --> 01:37:47,170 I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... 1466 01:37:48,381 --> 01:37:49,871 I don't know. 1467 01:37:52,485 --> 01:37:54,510 Here. Give me your shirt. 1468 01:37:59,694 --> 01:38:02,288 - I'll get you another shirt. - Thanks. 1469 01:38:04,465 --> 01:38:05,727 Hey, Em. 1470 01:38:10,004 --> 01:38:11,995 I really missed you. 1471 01:38:19,881 --> 01:38:21,781 You wanna wear this? 1472 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:26,777 I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. 1473 01:38:28,222 --> 01:38:31,818 Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? 1474 01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,327 Is it okay that I did that? 1475 01:38:41,236 --> 01:38:42,567 Yeah. 1476 01:39:20,510 --> 01:39:21,909 - Are we doing this? - I think so. 1477 01:39:21,945 --> 01:39:24,345 Okay, we are? Okay. 1478 01:39:27,984 --> 01:39:29,144 Okay. 1479 01:40:08,226 --> 01:40:12,458 L"m standing here on the ground 1480 01:40:14,132 --> 01:40:18,694 The sky above won"t fall down 1481 01:40:19,838 --> 01:40:24,639 See no evil in all directions 1482 01:40:25,610 --> 01:40:30,274 Resolution of happiness 1483 01:40:31,616 --> 01:40:36,213 Things have been dark For too long 1484 01:40:37,490 --> 01:40:40,357 Don"t change for you 1485 01:40:40,393 --> 01:40:44,056 Don"t change a thing for me 1486 01:40:46,298 --> 01:40:49,028 Don"t change for you 1487 01:40:49,068 --> 01:40:52,401 Don"t change a thing for me 1488 01:41:03,749 --> 01:41:07,709 I found a love I had lost 1489 01:41:09,689 --> 01:41:14,058 It was gone for too long 1490 01:41:15,562 --> 01:41:20,397 Hear no evil in all directions 1491 01:41:21,334 --> 01:41:26,101 Execution of bitterness 1492 01:41:27,274 --> 01:41:31,973 Message received loud and clear 1493 01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:36,216 Don"t change for you 1494 01:41:36,250 --> 01:41:40,152 Don"t change a thing for me 1495 01:41:41,923 --> 01:41:44,790 Don"t change for you 1496 01:41:44,826 --> 01:41:48,922 Don"t change a thing for me 1497 01:42:11,153 --> 01:42:15,419 I"m standing here on the ground 1498 01:42:17,192 --> 01:42:22,095 The sky above won"t fall down 1499 01:42:23,165 --> 01:42:27,864 See no evil in all directions 1500 01:42:28,904 --> 01:42:33,841 Resolution of happiness 1501 01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:39,473 Things have been dark for too long 1502 01:42:40,617 --> 01:42:43,609 Don"t change for you 1503 01:42:43,653 --> 01:42:47,419 Don"t change a thing for me 1504 01:42:49,325 --> 01:42:52,260 Don"t change for you 1505 01:42:52,295 --> 01:42:56,197 Don"t change a thing for me 1506 01:42:58,034 --> 01:43:00,832 Don"t change for you 1507 01:43:00,870 --> 01:43:04,738 Don"t change a thing for me 1508 01:43:29,700 --> 01:43:30,724 Do you like adventure? 1509 01:43:30,768 --> 01:43:32,201 Adventureland! 1510 01:43:32,236 --> 01:43:34,033 - Adventureland totally rocks. - Adventureland totally rocks. 1511 01:43:35,906 --> 01:43:40,810 It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. 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