1 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,395 [ wind howling ] 2 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,413 #### [ man whistling ] 3 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,921 #### [ whistling continues ] 4 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:05,932 #### [ whistling ] 5 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:22,949 #### [ whistling ] 6 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:51,978 [ whistle blows ] #### [ marching band ] 7 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:55,482 Ow ! 8 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,564 [ sniffing ] 9 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,077 Hey, mornin', roy. 10 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:33,580 [ hawks ] 11 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,085 [ chuckles ] Same to you, asshole. 12 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:06,112 Rudy russo ! Mi amigo. 13 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,616 I bring you your cars. They are beautiful, no ? No. 14 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,618 What the hell Are you using here, manuel ? Water-based paint ? 15 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,121 Sure ! We don't get much Rain around here. 16 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,624 What do you Want for 200 ? Metal flake ? 17 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:22,128 You don't like these cars, Here's my inventory. 18 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,131 This is a picture Of 250 cars. Two hundred and fifty-three. 19 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:28,134 Nice crop, eh ? The river, she has been Very good to manuel. 20 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,638 I can't make a deal Off a picture like this, All right ? 21 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,640 You don't wanna buy cars ? How about some girls ? 22 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,644 I got all kinds. Short, tall, fat, uglies. 23 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:41,648 Bonitas, senoritas, Big tits,chichotas. 24 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:46,653 Later. I got a customer. Take those around back. I'll think of somethin'. 25 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,655 [ manuel speaking spanish ] 26 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:53,660 #### [ radio, indistinct ] [ spraying noise ] 27 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,166 [ snoring ] 28 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:10,176 [ snorting ] 29 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,178 [ snoring ] 30 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,188 Oh, student driver shit. 31 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,693 [ snoring ] 32 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,699 -hey, rudy ! - shh ! Quiet, quiet ! 33 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,702 Jesus, you're not gonna-- Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna bait this guy. 34 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:39,205 Yeah ? Well, luke's Not gonna like that. Luke's asleep. 35 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,215 Who's the grape ? He's right there. See him ? 36 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:52,218 [ rudy ] he pulled up in that Red chevelle, but the asshole's Trying to put him in a vega. 37 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,721 He can afford a vega ! I'm gonna sell him my buick. 38 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,223 Yeah, but, rudy, forget it. He pulled up in a red car. 39 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,726 Come on, jeff. You got your foot. Sure i got my foot. 40 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:03,229 But i told you a million times, A rabbit's foot is no protection Against a red car. 41 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,231 A red car is bad luck And trouble. 42 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,234 I gotta get customers On this lot. I gotta Move some of this iron. 43 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:12,238 I gotta make some fast cash. I mean it. Yeah ? For what ? 44 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,243 For this. 45 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,749 Christ ! First a red car, And now this. 46 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,272 This man, roy l. Fuchs, This man doesn't lie. Ow. 47 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:49,275 This man gives you A special guarantee, Warrantee. 48 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,278 I mean, beautiful. It's up to you. It's your decision. 49 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:55,782 One who hesitates is lost. 50 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,284 Hey, where you going, pal ? Come back here ! 51 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,286 - ooh ! - [ horn honking ] 52 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:03,289 -[ driver shouting ] -[ horns honking ] 53 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,792 - oh ! - [ tires screeching ] 54 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,794 [ man ] Get the hell out of the road ! 55 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:08,795 Ow ! 56 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,297 Hi there ! How ya doin' ? 57 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,801 - jesus. - say, this your ten dollars ? 58 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,803 I saw it floating Underneath the car And picked it up. 59 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,806 Here you are, mister-- What's your name ? Stanley dewoski. 60 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,308 Polish, huh ? What a coincidence ! Rudy polanski. 61 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:25,812 How are ya ? Hey, i like that watch. Great shoes. Love 'em. 62 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,315 Thanks. So, stan, you want to buy This buick centurion ? 63 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,318 Good choice. Smart man. You got good taste. A lot of People don't have it these days. 64 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,822 Nice to see somebody finally Walk on this lot who knows A good car when he sees one. 65 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,826 So, we, uh, We write it up ? Actually i was just looking. 66 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,328 Terrific, terrific. That's what we're here for. 67 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,832 Here you can look, browse, Peek, touch, feel, taste, Smell, do anything you want. 68 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,335 Take all the time you want. Nobody's gonna pressure Anybody around here, stan. 69 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,804 You know somethin' though ? I think you ought To buy this buick. 70 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,808 I think you oughta buy it today. You want to know why ? Because this buick is you. 71 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,810 The color is you. Look at it. This is your car. 72 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,313 Stanley dewoski is Buick centurion convertible. 73 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:04,317 I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "can i afford To buy a car like this ?" 74 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,820 Am i right ? Seriously. You Can't afford not to buy this. I'm gonna make it easy on ya. 75 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,823 When you add this up, Take in account inflation, Insurance savings, gas savings, 76 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,326 You're gonna come out $10,000 Ahead for makin' this deal. 77 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,328 The prestige alone of owning A buick centurion convertible... 78 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,830 Can't even be measured in terms Of dollars and cents, Am i right ? 79 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,833 What in the hell are you Trying to tell me, sam ? 80 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,836 For six months, I've been kicking money into The mayor's slush fund... 81 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:27,840 To make sure that new Freeway ramp went right through The middle of my brother's lot. 82 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,842 But according to this, I'm about to get fucked. 83 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,346 The goddamn ramp is coming Right through the middle Of my lot. Yeah ! 84 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,850 What's with That pinhead mayor ? He had no choice, roy. 85 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,353 It was the only way He could prove there was No conflict of interest. 86 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,356 He don't know dick. That mayor, He don't know dick ! 87 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,359 What about you ? You are the assistant Deputy district attorney. 88 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,861 I mean, can't You fix it for me ? 89 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,863 I'm sorry, roy. It's too late. 90 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,366 Just like that, huh ? "too late, roy." 91 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,869 Well, i'll tell you somethin'. This country is going To the dogs. 92 00:08:56,869 --> 00:09:01,374 It used to be when you Bought a politician, that Son of a bitch stayed bought. 93 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,377 Ha, ha, ha ! You're gonna love it, stan ! 94 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,380 Trust me ! 95 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,882 Ah, shit ! 96 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,385 There goes a perfectly good Bumper sticker. 97 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,886 Hey, luke. 98 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,339 That's a nice pair of shoes. 99 00:09:16,339 --> 00:09:20,343 You baited him, didn't you ? Skated him from across The street. 100 00:09:20,343 --> 00:09:25,348 I had to, luke. I can't sell a car unless I get 'em on the lot, huh ? 101 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:27,850 Rudy, listen to me, will ya ? 102 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:30,853 For the last time, Will you listen to me, son ? 103 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:36,359 Now, just let's suppose that He's an undercover agent for The consumer protection agency. 104 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:39,362 We're still on probation For consumer fraud. 105 00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:41,864 We gotta watch our step. 106 00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:44,867 My ravenous brother's Sitting over there Waiting for me to slip up... 107 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,869 So he can get His grimy hands On this lot. 108 00:09:46,869 --> 00:09:48,871 Luke, i'm desperate. I gotta move some cars. 109 00:09:48,871 --> 00:09:52,375 Listen to me. I gotta make ten grand In six weeks. 110 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:56,379 Ten grand ? Oh, rudy, you in Some kind of trouble ? 111 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,881 No, no. Take a look at this. 112 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:01,884 Huh ? Yeah. 113 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,887 There's an opening For state senate. 114 00:10:05,388 --> 00:10:08,391 The machine's looking For a fresh face. Somebody With style, somebody with flare. 115 00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:12,895 Somebody with no axes to grind Who just wants to tell the People what they want to hear. 116 00:10:12,895 --> 00:10:14,897 Luke, they're looking for me ! 117 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:20,403 I talked to the party chairman. Sixty grand buys me the Nomination, and i'm a shoo-in. 118 00:10:20,903 --> 00:10:24,407 Sixty grand, huh ? That's all it takes Nowadays ? 119 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,909 That's kinda like A down payment. 120 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:31,914 Once i'm in, i go 50-50 On all the graft i take in. Politics, luke. 121 00:10:31,914 --> 00:10:34,917 It's my chance to do Something with my life, Become respectable. 122 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,420 Go places, meet new people. 123 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:40,423 Maybe even meet some broad who's Got her shit half together. 124 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:44,927 Still lookin', huh, rudy ? Ha-ah. Aah. 125 00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:50,433 Luke, i don't wanna be stuck On this dusty car lot For the rest of my life. 126 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:53,436 I wanna make something Out of myself, you know. 127 00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:55,938 Have people look up at me For a change. And this is it. 128 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:58,441 This is my Once-in-a-lifetime deal. 129 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:01,944 I took out a second mortgage On my mobile home. Did you know that ? 130 00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:03,946 I cashed in My insurance policies, Sold my boat and motor. 131 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:07,450 Hell, i just sold my car, And i'm still ten grand short. 132 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,952 Toby, get me a Phillips screwdriver, huh ? 133 00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:13,956 Look, luke, listen. I got some promotional ideas. 134 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:17,460 Some big promotional ideas That'll flood this place With prospects. 135 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,962 I found these two guys, These two electronics whiz kids. 136 00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:21,964 They know how to Jam football games, And you get a commercial on. 137 00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:25,468 We wear some disguise. I figure we can claim it was Some kind of college prank. 138 00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:28,471 We get these strippers, Big tits, put 'em up On top of the cars-- 139 00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:31,974 I think i'm gonna put This baby on the line. 140 00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:37,480 Yeah. Can't fool With this forever. Sixteen months is long enough. 141 00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:41,484 No, toby, i said A phillips screwdriver. 142 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:43,486 Luke, can i Ask you something ? 143 00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:46,489 Why are we giving These cars away ? 144 00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:49,492 [ luke ] We're not givin' 'em away. 145 00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:51,494 The school district's paying me 1,200 apiece for 'em. 146 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:54,997 1,200 apiece ? I can get 3,950 apiece For these cars. 147 00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:58,501 Those are The 1,200 apiece cars. 148 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:02,004 What, these ? [ laughing ] Yeah ! 149 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:07,510 Rudy, you are the craziest, Most irresponsible operator I ever met. 150 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:10,012 When you stand there And tell me that you want To be a politician, 151 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:13,516 Well, i know you're right. 152 00:12:13,516 --> 00:12:18,020 All right, i'll lend you The ten grand. No shit, luke ? 153 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,023 I wouldn't kid you About something like that. You're not jacking me ? 154 00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:24,026 No, no. We'll go down To the bank in the morning, All right ? 155 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:28,030 Only one thing is, I don't think we oughta jam Any football games, 156 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,032 And i certainly don't Want any strippers. 157 00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:34,036 Goddamn ! All right, luke. I love ya ! Oh, rudy ! Rudy. 158 00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:36,539 I'm on my way ! Listen to this. [ coughing ] 159 00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:39,542 Ask not what your country's Done for you, ask what you've Just done for your country. 160 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,544 How we doin' ? Would you vote for that ? Rudy. 161 00:12:41,544 --> 00:12:45,047 Are you okay ? You, you-- hey, Are you all right, luke ? 162 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:48,551 I'm just not used to all That kind of excitement. 163 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:54,056 Here, here. Jesus, i'm sorry, luke. Here, take a pill. Here. 164 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:58,561 I'll be all right. [ panting ] 165 00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:01,564 You just promise me one thing. 166 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:06,068 When you buy that election, Become a big-shot politician, 167 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:10,072 Promise me you'll keep My mercenary brother from Gettin' his hands on this lot. 168 00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:13,075 They know, don't they, sam ? 169 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:16,078 Yeah, that's why they're Fixing up that pig farm. 170 00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:18,581 They know they're About to have the best Freeway access in the state. 171 00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:22,585 Nobody knows but you. Won't be announced For a few weeks yet. 172 00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:25,087 Now, i suggest you put A torch to this museum, 173 00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:29,592 And use the insurance money To buy out your brother. [ roy ] buy him out ? 174 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:33,596 If i could buy him out, do you Think i'd go to all the trouble To try to have him put away ? 175 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:37,099 Think i'd have sicced The consumer protective agency On him ? 176 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:40,603 No, by god, the only way I'm going to get that lot Is to inherit it. 177 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:44,106 I thought he had a daughter. She ain't been heard of In ten, twelve years. 178 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:49,111 [ roy chuckling ] Son of a bitch has got A bad heart, you know. 179 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:52,615 Don't be stupid, roy. Just dreamin', sam. 180 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:57,620 Just dreamin'. Right. 181 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:02,625 [ woman over p.a. System ] Mr. Fred zill, please come To the payment window. 182 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,632 Carmine ! Yeah ? 183 00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:13,135 Send in that mechanic, That new kid from The demolition derby. 184 00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:17,139 Who, mickey ? Yeah, yeah, mickey. 185 00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:34,657 That's why they call it a pinto. Let's examine that suspension, Shall we ? 186 00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:37,159 Look at that undercoating. Classy chassis, pal. 187 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,161 Huh ? Thanks. 188 00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:43,165 Shall we examine The spacious interior Of this luxury automobile ? 189 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,669 [ jeff ] Let's examine that-- 190 00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,674 [ man ] I got this guy right where I want him. Stay out of this. 191 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,176 I'll get him to knock Another fifty bucks off. 192 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:59,181 I got the papers all drawn up On that chrysler imperial. No, the chevy nova. 193 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:03,185 I keep-- Hey, listen, I'll be right with ya. 194 00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:05,688 Clown. 195 00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:14,196 Excuse me, old man. You a salesman ? 196 00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:17,199 [ train whistle blowing ] 197 00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:32,214 That's a miracle. 198 00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:36,218 Yeah ! God in heaven, That's a miracle. 199 00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:39,221 Excuse me, You a salesman here ? 200 00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:45,227 I'm not one for religion, But jesus, mary and joseph, That is a miracle. 201 00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:48,731 [ chuckling ] That was my daughter Who called me. Yeah. 202 00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:51,233 Can you believe it ? My own daughter. 203 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,235 I just want to buy a car. 204 00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:57,239 You know, she took off About ten years ago. Joined one of those communes. 205 00:15:57,239 --> 00:16:01,744 I ain't seen nor heard From her. Didn't know If she was livin' or dead. 206 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:05,748 All of a sudden Out of the blue, She calls after ten years. 207 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:08,250 Now that-- that's a miracle. 208 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,252 I know how you feel, Old man. Yeah. 209 00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:14,757 I had a dog once. Ran away. Only she got hit by a truck. 210 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:18,260 Listen, now what's the story On this '57 chev here ? 211 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:22,264 2,400 ? Come on. You gotta be jacking me. 212 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:26,769 Son, you're looking at one Of the finest automobiles On this lot. 213 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:30,773 You know, I rebuilt that engine With my own two hands. 214 00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:37,279 Does it run ? [ chuckling ] Does it run ? 215 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,281 Like a dream. 216 00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:45,287 Well, old man, For 2,400 it better run Like a wet dream. 217 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,794 Yeah, that's a miracle. 218 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:59,301 [ engine revs ] At least it starts, Old man. 219 00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,804 After ten years. [ chuckles ] 220 00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:04,306 You won't need that. 221 00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:07,810 I like to feel safe. 222 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,813 [ luke ] Easy now, easy. 223 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:13,816 Sounds good, old man. Yeah. 224 00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:21,323 - [ tires screeching ] - what the hell was that ? 225 00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:27,830 - [ groaning ] - [ tires screeching ] 226 00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:32,835 [ mickey ] Hey, you got a real, uh, Oil pressure problem. 227 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:36,338 It's running real hot. Real hot. 228 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:44,847 Pills ? What do you need Those pills for, old man ? 229 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:49,351 [ mickey laughing ] 230 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,860 - isn't this fun, old man ? - [ gasping ] 231 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,362 [ horn honking ] 232 00:18:00,362 --> 00:18:04,366 [ laughing ] You ever played chicken, huh ? 233 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:07,870 I love chicken. I love it. [ laughing ] 234 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,378 You're a good sport, old man. You play well. I like you. 235 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:20,883 What do you say We find out what This baby's constructed of ? 236 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:26,388 Get over there, old man. 237 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:31,894 Oh, shit ! 238 00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:37,900 What's the matter, old man ? You homesick ? 239 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,908 Ah, don't worry. I'll have you home In a minute. 240 00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,914 What the hell was that ? 241 00:18:56,418 --> 00:19:01,423 Ahh, 2,400 ? I don't know. I'm gonna think about it. I got your card. 242 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:04,927 [ gasping ] 243 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,935 Charlie, i broke my back Getting you this deal. You know that. 244 00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:14,436 Fifty bucks Never killed anybody. 245 00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:17,439 You are not gonna find Another deal anywhere Like this in town. 246 00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,941 Fifty bucks Never killed anybody. 247 00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:21,443 We shook hands On this, remember ? A deal's a deal. 248 00:19:21,443 --> 00:19:24,947 - fifty bucks Never killed anybody. - okay, you got it. You win. 249 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:26,949 I'll see what i can do. But i'm tellin' ya, 250 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:31,954 When my boss sees these figures, When he sees these, He's gonna have a stroke. 251 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:34,957 [ laughing ] What's he trying to pull ? 252 00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:38,460 Fifty bucks Never killed anybody. [ muttering ] 253 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,963 [ groaning ] 254 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:42,965 Charlie ! 255 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,968 Okay, okay, it's a deal. It's a deal. I'll sign. 256 00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,970 I'll sign ! [ groaning ] 257 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,472 He was only kidding. We'll sign. We'll sign. 258 00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:54,977 I'm sorry. I shook on it. It's a deal. I never welsh on a deal. 259 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,979 I really do want the car. Luke ! 260 00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:59,982 Luke, where Are your pills ? 261 00:19:59,982 --> 00:20:04,486 Jesus, you guys mean business. I signed it. Show it to him. Where are your pills ? 262 00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:07,489 Luke ! Here's a down payment. Show it to him. 263 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:11,994 Here's the money. Here, take it, take it. [ groaning ] 264 00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:15,497 Look, gosh, you guys Are busy. We'll pick The car up tomorrow. 265 00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:18,500 Oh, my god ! Honey, get your purse. Let's get outta here. 266 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,502 Right away ! Wait for me ! Luke ! 267 00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,005 [ rudy ] Luke ! 268 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,007 [ woman moaning ] 269 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:28,010 - luke ! - [ gasps ] 270 00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:32,514 [ mumbling ] 271 00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,028 [ thunderclap ] 272 00:21:16,058 --> 00:21:19,061 What the-- [ gasps ] 273 00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:22,064 Jesus christ ! 274 00:21:22,064 --> 00:21:24,566 Luke's dead. Jesus christ almighty ! 275 00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:27,069 Calm down. We're being watched. Je-- by who ? 276 00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:31,073 Who do you think ? Jesus christ ! Jesus christ almighty ! 277 00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:51,093 Sam, roy. Roy ! 278 00:21:51,093 --> 00:21:53,095 Yeah, i know it's late. 279 00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:57,099 First thing tomorrow I want you to come over here And visit my brother with me. 280 00:21:57,099 --> 00:22:01,603 Well, i'm a little concerned About his health. [ laughing ] 281 00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:04,106 Yeah. And, oh, listen. 282 00:22:04,606 --> 00:22:08,610 Bring those Probate papers with ya. Probate papers. 283 00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:12,114 He's gone. 284 00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:16,618 Jim, help me prop him up, Will ya ? I don't want toby To see him like this. 285 00:22:16,618 --> 00:22:19,621 Hey, jesus, rudy. I don't know, man. 286 00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:22,624 I think we're Out of our minds. You know what i'm sayin' ? 287 00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:26,128 I think we gotta call the cops. I mean, it's murder. 288 00:22:26,628 --> 00:22:29,631 You know that and i know. But the cops are gonna say It was a heart attack. 289 00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:31,633 Death by natural causes. Look at him. 290 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:34,636 Don't you understand ? He's got no wife, no family, No will, no nothin'. 291 00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:37,639 That means his brother Over there inherits this lot, And i say that's bullshit. 292 00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:40,142 Now, i promised him i wasn't Gonna let that son of a bitch... 293 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:42,644 Get his hands on this lot, And goddamn it, i meant it. 294 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:44,646 [ thunderclap ] 295 00:22:51,153 --> 00:22:54,656 Easy. Don't worry about-- Look, look, look. 296 00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:58,660 I helped put it up. I ought to know how To take it down. 297 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,163 Okay, let it down easy. 298 00:23:07,669 --> 00:23:10,172 Hey, rudy, man, This shit gives me The creeps. 299 00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,674 I mean, he should Be buried properly. 300 00:23:12,674 --> 00:23:18,680 Nobody's gonna believe He drove this edsel to miami. Nobody goes to miami. 301 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,682 [ rudy ] Old people go to miami. 302 00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:23,185 He's old, isn't he ? Where do you want him To go ? Aspen ? 303 00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:26,188 Fuck aspen. This crate won't go Around the block. 304 00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:28,190 The fuck it won't ! This motherfucker runs ! 305 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:31,693 Please show a little respect For the dead, huh ? 306 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:42,204 [ car door closes ] 307 00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:44,206 You want to say Something ? 308 00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:46,208 Me ? No. 309 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,210 Jim ? About what ? 310 00:23:48,210 --> 00:23:50,712 [ rudy ] All right. 311 00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:54,716 Ah, luke fuchs, 312 00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:59,221 You're about to drive over The curb for the last time. 313 00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:04,226 He was a good man. An honest man, A trusted man. 314 00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:07,729 Luke, we, uh, We can't carve your name On a granite tombstone, 315 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:11,233 But we can keep it flying High above this lot. 316 00:24:12,234 --> 00:24:14,736 Can't even put flowers On your grave, 317 00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:18,740 But we can hang the finest Weather resistant vinyl Pennants and pinwheels... 318 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,742 That money can buy. 319 00:24:20,742 --> 00:24:23,745 You'll be surrounded By a constantly revolving Inventory... 320 00:24:23,745 --> 00:24:27,249 Of the finest-quality Low-milage discount cars. 321 00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:33,755 Ford, chrysler, General motors Will be your headstone. 322 00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:39,261 High volume, high visibility Will be your epitaph. 323 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:41,263 Rest in peace, luke. 324 00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:43,765 [ chattering ] 325 00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:46,768 Wait, wait. Hey. 326 00:24:46,768 --> 00:24:49,771 Watch it. Easy. 327 00:24:51,273 --> 00:24:53,275 Keep shoveling. 328 00:25:05,787 --> 00:25:09,291 Now, aren't you A little big to be playing In the fuckin' mud ? 329 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:12,294 We're landscaping. We had some flooding Last night. 330 00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:15,797 So, roy, l., What can i do you for ? 331 00:25:15,797 --> 00:25:17,799 Uh, i'd like to talk To my brother. 332 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:22,304 You're gonna have To talk kinda loud. He went to miami last night. 333 00:25:22,304 --> 00:25:24,806 That's right. Miami. 334 00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:26,808 Miami ? 335 00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:29,811 - yeah, miami beach. - miami beach ? 336 00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:33,815 - florida. - i know where the fuck Miami beach is, dummy ! 337 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:36,318 Some asshole fucked up One of his prize cars Yesterday. 338 00:25:36,818 --> 00:25:40,322 He decided he needed A little "r" and "r." He's got a bad heart. 339 00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:43,825 - i know all about His goddamn heart. - i'm sure you do. 340 00:25:43,825 --> 00:25:47,329 What airline did he fly ? Edsel. 341 00:25:47,329 --> 00:25:51,833 [ rudy ] i couldn't Believe it either, but That thing runs like new. 342 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:54,836 - yeah, brand-new. - that's bullshit, russo, And you know it. 343 00:25:54,836 --> 00:25:57,839 I saw what happened. He had a stroke. I saw him hit the floor. 344 00:25:57,839 --> 00:25:59,841 Hit the floor ? What-- what, last night ? 345 00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:02,844 That ? He slipped on Some 90 weight. Believe me, he's okay. 346 00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:06,815 He's lying, sam. The son of a bitch is lyin'. 347 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,318 He thinks i'm lyin', jim. Look, roy, luke told me... 348 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,321 That if you came here, To have you arrested For trespassing. 349 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,325 Are you gonna leave or do I have to call the cops ? Do we have to call the cops ? 350 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,828 - what are you, A fucking parrot ? -[ sam ] roy, let's go. 351 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,330 Suck-ass son of a bitch. 352 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,836 [ barking ] Go on, get out. Get the hell outta here. 353 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,338 You see ? We got nothing To worry about. 354 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,841 Nothing to worry about ? Are you out of Your fuckin' mind ? 355 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,843 For one thing, we got A dead guy buried here. 356 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,846 For another thing, We're goin' on tv Illegally tonight. 357 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,848 [ barking ] Jeff, we have to. We need customers. 358 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,851 [ jeff ] but sneaking A commercial into a live Football game is illegal. 359 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,854 [ rudy ] Look, freddie and eddie Know what they're doing. 360 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:49,357 Supposing the f.c.c. Wants to bust us for false Advertising, what do we do ? 361 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:53,862 Jeff, we just work here. They'll have to talk To the boss. 362 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:59,868 [ whistle blowing ] [ crowd cheering ] 363 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,870 Coast is clear, freddie. 364 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,372 All right. Stand by. 365 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:07,375 [ man on p.a., indistinct ] 366 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,883 [ crowd cheering ] 367 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,388 [ rudy ] Freddie, come here. 368 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:22,390 We gonna be able To film under These blue lights ? 369 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,893 Am i gonna look All right ? You look fine. 370 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,395 Don't worry. We're not going to film Under the blue lights. 371 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,898 That's why i've got the sun guns Mounted on the van. 372 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:32,901 All set ? Okay. I'm set. Trust me, will ya ? 373 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,904 Rehearsal. I figured we'd just sell This purple olds. 374 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,406 [ crowd cheering ] 375 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,909 [ man on p.a. ] A final score just in: 376 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:44,913 Arkansas, 35; kentucky, 14. 377 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,916 Margaret, this is where You're going to show us How you're gonna sit. 378 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,920 Yeah, see, i figure A little thigh to keep Their attention, not too much. 379 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,424 And then i'll say, "okay, margaret, why don't You tell us about this one ?" 380 00:27:56,424 --> 00:28:01,429 Well, this '76 delta 88 Is really equipped With white walls, radio... 381 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:05,433 And heater for only $695. 382 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:09,938 Maroon car, my ass. This motherfucker is red. [ jeff ] oh, yeah, yeah. 383 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:14,943 So then i'm going to say, "check out those high beams." I make a little tit joke. 384 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:18,446 I'm sorry it's so sexist. I'll take you out For a cocktail later. 385 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,450 Nice maroon car, Ain't it ? Huh ? Yeah, purple. 386 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,457 Oh, shit ! Disguises. Did you remember The sunglasses ? 387 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,961 I didn't get sunglasses. I got something better. Wanna see ? It's perfect. 388 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,463 You idiot ! Just a second. 389 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,466 You trying to murder me ? Trying to assault my person ? Give me the sunglasses. 390 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:41,970 This is perfect. They're not sunglasses. They're disguises. 391 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,973 What the hell is this ? I asked for sunglasses. They only had three left. 392 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,975 Come on. It's-- They're into punt formation. 393 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:50,979 Put these on, here we go. Do me a favor, Just put 'em on, please. 394 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,982 Rudy, rudy, come on. Huh ? 395 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,986 -hey, i'm not doin' A commercial wearing these. -put 'em on. You'll look great. 396 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:02,490 We can't do a commercial wearing These. We'll come off looking Like a couple of assholes. 397 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:06,494 - okay, stand by. - jeff, put 'em on, huh ? I'm serious. 398 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,997 - no ! - stand by, eddie. 399 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,999 Ready when you are, Freddie. 400 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,501 - he's got it at the 40 ! - he's on the 40. Put 'em on, jeff ! 401 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,004 - no, forget it. - he's past the midfield stripe. 402 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,506 - he's past the midfield stripe. Please ? - no way ! 403 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,508 He may go all the way. He's on the 30. 404 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:23,011 - he's on the 30 ! Put 'em on ! - it's out of the question. 405 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,013 - he's on the 20. - no ! - he's on the ten. 406 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,015 - no ! - put 'em on ! - no, no, no ! 407 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,017 - and, eddie-- - what ? 408 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,520 - take it ! Take it ! - okay, freddie. 409 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,023 Now ! 410 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,026 God, it's a red car. 411 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,995 They're gonna Score a touchdown. Uh-- 412 00:29:40,995 --> 00:29:45,500 That's a stupid place For a commercial. I don't believe it. 413 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,503 Did you see that ? They got a commercial on. 414 00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:52,507 Let's look at just one Of these beautiful models Right now. 415 00:29:52,507 --> 00:29:53,508 Shit. 416 00:29:53,508 --> 00:29:56,511 What the fuck is this, Rudy ? 417 00:29:56,511 --> 00:29:58,012 What did he say ? 418 00:29:58,513 --> 00:30:02,517 He just said "fuck." That's an f.c.c. Violation. We're fucked. 419 00:30:02,517 --> 00:30:05,520 A red chariot to take My ass straight to hell. 420 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,023 Margaret, get-- 421 00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:13,528 This model is really An automobile. 422 00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:16,531 Holy jesus, she's caught On the hood ornament. 423 00:30:16,531 --> 00:30:19,534 [ jeff ] it's a red car. It's gonna take us all To hell. 424 00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:23,538 [ jeff ] Rudy, look at the red car. 425 00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:27,041 Folks, these people Are obviously hysterical... 426 00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:31,546 Over the fabulous deals We have here at New deal used cars. 427 00:30:31,546 --> 00:30:34,048 We got over ten jillion cars Down here. 428 00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:36,551 Every one a best deal. 429 00:30:36,551 --> 00:30:40,054 Margaret, let's take a look Under the hood, shall we ? What ? 430 00:30:40,054 --> 00:30:42,557 [ crying ] [ screams ] 431 00:30:42,557 --> 00:30:44,559 -[ screams ] - hot stuff ! 432 00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:48,062 - [ screaming ] - [ chattering ] 433 00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:51,566 Hey, look, bare tits. 434 00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:56,070 That's disgusting ! I don't want my children-- Give me that ! 435 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:58,072 All those years At film school paid off. 436 00:31:07,582 --> 00:31:10,585 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Jesus palomino ! 437 00:31:10,585 --> 00:31:14,088 Focus. Just use the camera. 438 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:16,591 Come on down To new deal used cars. 439 00:31:16,591 --> 00:31:18,092 [ margaret screaming ] 440 00:31:18,593 --> 00:31:22,096 Come on down and... Squeeze on us. 441 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:24,098 [ screaming ] 442 00:31:27,602 --> 00:31:32,106 Front page advertising, And it's free. 443 00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:35,109 Can you believe it ? 444 00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,612 This is it, guys. It's time. 445 00:31:38,112 --> 00:31:40,114 I don't know. I never Sold no damn cars before. 446 00:31:40,615 --> 00:31:42,617 It's easy. All you gotta do Is get 'em in that car. 447 00:31:43,117 --> 00:31:45,620 Nothin' sells a car Better than the car itself. Get their friendship, 448 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:48,623 Get their confidence, Get their trust, Then get their money. 449 00:31:48,623 --> 00:31:50,625 Ready, jeff ? Yeah. 450 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,628 Jim. Toby, you ready ? 451 00:31:53,628 --> 00:31:55,630 [ barks ] 452 00:31:57,632 --> 00:31:59,634 Okay, guys, 453 00:32:00,635 --> 00:32:02,637 Let's go. 454 00:32:02,637 --> 00:32:05,139 #### [ marching band ] 455 00:32:05,139 --> 00:32:08,643 Morning ! 456 00:32:10,144 --> 00:32:12,647 Hi, there. Morning, uh, mr. And mrs.-- O'hara. 457 00:32:12,647 --> 00:32:15,149 Ah, mr. O'hara, rudy o'brien. How are ya ? 458 00:32:15,149 --> 00:32:18,152 I've got a '74 ford. Take a look. I'll be right with you. 459 00:32:18,152 --> 00:32:20,154 Hi, there, mr. And mrs.-- Lopez, senor. 460 00:32:20,154 --> 00:32:25,159 Rudy garcia. '68 chevy, take a look at it. I'll be right back. 461 00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:27,161 Hi there, mr. And mrs.-- Jackson. 462 00:32:27,161 --> 00:32:32,166 Hey, rudy washington carver. What it is, bro. Checking out this cadillac ? 463 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:37,672 Look at that, mrs. Ingallheart. The interior matches The color of your eyes. 464 00:32:37,672 --> 00:32:39,674 I just noticed Something else. 465 00:32:39,674 --> 00:32:43,177 Mrs. Lopez, do you realize That your hair... 466 00:32:43,177 --> 00:32:47,181 Matches the color Of these tires ? 467 00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:50,184 Let me get the door For ya. I don't know. 468 00:32:50,184 --> 00:32:54,188 That's all right. I'm just looking. I want you to look inside. 469 00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:56,691 It's real nice in here. No, i don't want To get inside. 470 00:32:56,691 --> 00:32:59,193 It's nice and comfy, roomy. You got a lot of leg room. 471 00:32:59,193 --> 00:33:01,195 I've just been Lookin' around the lot. 472 00:33:01,696 --> 00:33:04,699 These aren't the cars i bought. Mr. Ghertner, these are The only kind of cars... 473 00:33:04,699 --> 00:33:07,201 Your students will be able To afford once they get Their licenses. 474 00:33:07,201 --> 00:33:11,205 Therefore, they should Be learning to drive In these cars. Am i right ? 475 00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:13,708 But the school board-- Well, thank you. And that's all they'll do. 476 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:18,713 I'm the kind of guy That believes that a man with Your insight, such vision... 477 00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:22,717 Should be fairly compensated For such high thinking. 478 00:33:22,717 --> 00:33:25,219 Don't you agree ? 479 00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:27,722 Do you have a car in mind For me ? 480 00:33:27,722 --> 00:33:32,226 I want you to look inside. No, i don't want To look inside. 481 00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:36,731 Oh, just get in The motherfuckin' car ! Get in here ! 482 00:33:36,731 --> 00:33:38,983 [ shouting ] 483 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:42,737 [ woman ] Boys, off the car now ! 484 00:33:42,737 --> 00:33:45,239 Charlie, i told you that-- 485 00:33:45,239 --> 00:33:47,241 You like animals, Don't you ? 486 00:33:47,742 --> 00:33:50,745 Oh, yeah. I got three dogs of my own. Of course you do. 487 00:33:50,745 --> 00:33:55,750 You understand what i mean When i say that not only do I think this is the car for you, 488 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,752 But toby thinks This is the car for you. 489 00:33:58,252 --> 00:34:00,755 Don't you, toby ? [ barks ] 490 00:34:00,755 --> 00:34:04,258 There, you see ? Isn't that cute ? That's cute. 491 00:34:04,258 --> 00:34:07,261 - [ chattering ] - [ arguing ] 492 00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:11,766 Al, the least we can do is take The car for a test-drive. Oh, no. 493 00:34:11,766 --> 00:34:13,768 [ cheering ] 494 00:34:13,768 --> 00:34:17,271 Toby wants to go for a Test-drive, don't you, toby ? [ barks ] 495 00:34:18,773 --> 00:34:21,776 Test-drive with toby. How about it, al ? 496 00:34:21,776 --> 00:34:23,778 All right. 497 00:34:23,778 --> 00:34:25,279 [ cheering ] 498 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,782 Okay, everybody in the car. 499 00:34:27,782 --> 00:34:31,786 [ jeff ] In the car. In the car, kids. 500 00:34:32,286 --> 00:34:35,289 Everybody in the car. Test-drive with toby. That's right. 501 00:34:35,289 --> 00:34:40,294 Everybody in. Goin' for a test-drive With toby. 502 00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:47,802 [ engine revs ] 503 00:34:48,302 --> 00:34:51,305 So, al, now listen. 504 00:34:51,305 --> 00:34:54,809 This baby's got a Big engine, a lot of power. Big engine. 505 00:34:54,809 --> 00:34:56,811 Big v-8. [ al ] V-8. 506 00:34:56,811 --> 00:35:00,314 I don't want you To be afraid of it. I want you to feel that pickup. 507 00:35:00,314 --> 00:35:02,817 So just go right ahead And punch it. 508 00:35:02,817 --> 00:35:04,819 Punch it. Punch it. 509 00:35:06,821 --> 00:35:08,823 Stop ! 510 00:35:08,823 --> 00:35:10,825 Stop ! 511 00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:16,330 Oh, my god ! 512 00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:21,836 [ crying ] 513 00:35:23,838 --> 00:35:29,343 You killed my dog, mister. You killed my dog. 514 00:35:29,343 --> 00:35:32,847 Oh, gee, mister, i'm sorry. Really i am. 515 00:35:32,847 --> 00:35:36,350 All he wanted was for you To be happy in this car. 516 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:38,352 And now he's dead. 517 00:35:38,352 --> 00:35:42,356 - al ! - how was i supposed to know ? He just-- 518 00:35:42,356 --> 00:35:46,360 Raised him From a puppy. [ crying ] 519 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,363 How could you ? 520 00:35:49,363 --> 00:35:54,368 Uh, look, mister. I know i can't bring Your dog back. 521 00:35:54,368 --> 00:35:56,871 [ sobbing ] 522 00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:03,377 But, uh, how 'bout If i, uh, buy the car ? 523 00:36:04,879 --> 00:36:06,881 Bye ! Bye ! 524 00:36:15,389 --> 00:36:18,392 Goddamn it, If you can't nail 'em for Misuse of the public airwaves, 525 00:36:18,392 --> 00:36:21,896 Nail 'em for false advertising: They said they had Ten million cars. 526 00:36:22,396 --> 00:36:25,399 They said they had Ten jillion cars. How much is a jillion ? 527 00:36:25,399 --> 00:36:27,401 Even if they said Ten million, I couldn't touch 'em. 528 00:36:27,902 --> 00:36:32,406 I've got to prosecute the owner. He's apparently off on A fishing expedition in florida. 529 00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:35,409 Fishing expedition, my ass. 530 00:36:35,409 --> 00:36:37,912 He's sittin' At the bottom of a lake. That's where he is. 531 00:36:37,912 --> 00:36:40,414 We've been through this. You've got no proof. 532 00:36:40,414 --> 00:36:42,416 Proof ? What the hell Do i need proof for ? 533 00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:44,418 I'm roy l. Fuchs, Goddamn it ! 534 00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:48,422 If you won't help me put them Scumsuckers out of business, I'll do it by myself... 535 00:36:48,422 --> 00:36:51,425 By using the greatest tool This country ever developed-- 536 00:36:51,425 --> 00:36:53,427 #### [ calliope ] Free enterprise. Competition. 537 00:36:53,427 --> 00:36:55,930 The american way ! [ laughing ] 538 00:36:55,930 --> 00:37:01,435 Yeah. I tell ya, this here Is the best goddamn gimmick I've come up with so far. 539 00:37:01,435 --> 00:37:03,437 This circus idea. Huh ? 540 00:37:03,437 --> 00:37:05,940 Come on in. Ride the camel, Ride the horse, 541 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,442 Breathe the helium And drive out a car. 542 00:37:08,442 --> 00:37:12,446 Come on in. Join the circus ! Come on down ! 543 00:37:15,449 --> 00:37:18,953 [ laughing ] Look at 'em over there. Not a customer on the lot. 544 00:37:18,953 --> 00:37:21,956 You can't fool honest people. That commercial was a fluke. They're dying. 545 00:37:22,456 --> 00:37:24,959 Practically out of business. 546 00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:27,461 Yeah, that's what The people want. 547 00:37:27,461 --> 00:37:31,465 Good old-fashioned Homespun entertainment. 548 00:37:31,465 --> 00:37:35,469 That's what roy l. Fuchs Stands for too. I'll tell you that right now. 549 00:37:35,469 --> 00:37:37,972 Just hope that goddamn camel Don't shit all over the lot. 550 00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:41,976 #### [ disco ] 551 00:37:41,976 --> 00:37:53,487 #### 552 00:38:12,506 --> 00:38:17,511 Folks, here At new deal used cars, We are stripping away inflation. 553 00:38:17,511 --> 00:38:20,014 We're taking off Those high prices. 554 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:23,017 Yes, we're getting down To the bare minimums On these babies. 555 00:38:23,017 --> 00:38:27,521 So come on over And check out the front ends Of these beauties... 556 00:38:27,521 --> 00:38:30,024 And inspect the rear ends. 557 00:38:30,024 --> 00:38:34,528 Come on over And let's do some disco, huh ? 558 00:38:40,034 --> 00:38:45,039 [ man ] I wanna drive you home ! [ laughs ] 559 00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:47,541 Shake it ! 560 00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:01,055 Scum. 561 00:39:08,562 --> 00:39:11,065 [ tires screeching ] 562 00:39:15,569 --> 00:39:21,075 All you have to do Is sign your name... Right here. 563 00:39:21,575 --> 00:39:25,579 Over there we have a group Of immoral charlatans Masquerading as businessmen. 564 00:39:25,579 --> 00:39:28,082 They will stoop To the lowest, most vulgar-- Hold it, roy. 565 00:39:28,082 --> 00:39:31,085 Shit. Cut it. What ? You can't say that On tv. 566 00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:34,588 I can say any goddamn thing I want. This is competition. The american way ! 567 00:39:34,588 --> 00:39:36,590 It's slander. They can sue you. 568 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,593 They can't sue me. Only the owner can sue me, And he has to be alive. 569 00:39:39,593 --> 00:39:42,096 Now get the hell outta here. Let's take it from the top. 570 00:40:09,623 --> 00:40:12,126 #### [ "hail to the chief" ] 571 00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:24,638 #### 572 00:40:50,664 --> 00:40:52,666 [ beeps ] 573 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:55,169 [ woman ] Hey, rudy-tooty, It's ol' lorette here. 574 00:40:55,169 --> 00:40:58,672 I was out buying Some peroxide today, And there was this clerk. 575 00:40:58,672 --> 00:41:01,175 He looks just Like you, and it got me Thinking about-- 576 00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:04,678 You know that time You and i were out-- 577 00:41:04,678 --> 00:41:06,680 [ beeps ] 578 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,682 [ woman ] Hi, rudy, this is nadine. 579 00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:12,686 If you don't have a date Tonight, well, i bought This new barry manilow record, 580 00:41:13,187 --> 00:41:14,688 And i thought we could have-- 581 00:41:16,690 --> 00:41:18,692 [ beeps ] 582 00:41:18,692 --> 00:41:22,196 It's mary lou bainbridge. If you throw out My number again-- 583 00:41:22,196 --> 00:41:23,697 [ beeps ] 584 00:41:24,198 --> 00:41:28,202 Rudy, it's jeff. Watch The channel 12 movie, pally. 585 00:41:28,202 --> 00:41:30,704 We're in big trouble. [ line clicks ] 586 00:41:32,206 --> 00:41:34,208 [ tape machine off ] 587 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:38,212 Menaces appear on the horizon That i think should be brought To the attention... 588 00:41:38,212 --> 00:41:40,714 Of every hardworking Decent citizen. 589 00:41:40,714 --> 00:41:45,719 Behind me, as you can see, Is the automobile business At its absolute worst. 590 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,222 Here we have a group Of immoral charlatans... 591 00:41:48,222 --> 00:41:50,724 Masquerading as businessmen. Shit ! 592 00:41:50,724 --> 00:41:54,228 They will stoop to the lowest, Most vulgar, cheap, vile... 593 00:41:54,228 --> 00:41:59,233 And disgusting ploys To deceive and cheat The honest, hardworking citizen. 594 00:41:59,733 --> 00:42:03,237 They are the lowest form of scum On the face of the earth ! 595 00:42:03,237 --> 00:42:06,240 And i urge you To stay away from them ! Son of a bitch. 596 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,743 This is roy l. Fuchs Pre-owned automobiles. 597 00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:12,246 [ man ] The preceding was A public service announcement. 598 00:42:12,746 --> 00:42:17,251 Rudy, just a second, pal.we Jam the presidential address ? 599 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:20,754 I hate to be the first one To break this to you: You're out of your mind. 600 00:42:20,754 --> 00:42:23,257 This time you've gone Right over the edge. 601 00:42:23,257 --> 00:42:27,261 National television. We'll be on all three networks At the same time. 602 00:42:27,761 --> 00:42:29,763 How's that possible ? How's that even done ? 603 00:42:29,763 --> 00:42:31,765 Freddie ? Eddie ? Microwaves. 604 00:42:31,765 --> 00:42:34,268 Microwaves, great. Little ovens. Explain it to him. 605 00:42:34,268 --> 00:42:36,270 It's so simple even a baby Can understand. 606 00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:38,772 You take the microwaves And you bounce off a comsat-- Comsat ? 607 00:42:39,273 --> 00:42:41,275 Communications satellite. Comsat. 608 00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:44,778 You got it ? So we bounce the microwave Off the comsat to eddie... 609 00:42:45,279 --> 00:42:47,281 Who's at the microwave Repeater station... 610 00:42:47,281 --> 00:42:49,783 On the roof Of the phone company In washington, d.c. 611 00:42:50,284 --> 00:42:53,287 Then we intercept Carter's transmission, And we jam it with our own. 612 00:42:53,287 --> 00:42:55,289 You talk fast enough, We'll be out of there Before they know what hit 'em. 613 00:42:55,789 --> 00:42:58,292 Can you believe this ? This is a great idea. 614 00:42:58,292 --> 00:43:02,296 When the hell is This presidential address ? Tomorrow night, 9:00 our time. 615 00:43:02,296 --> 00:43:05,299 We should break in Around 9:03, before the Audience gets too bored... 616 00:43:05,299 --> 00:43:07,801 And switches over To the700 club. Amen. 617 00:43:07,801 --> 00:43:10,304 Jesus, guys, I don't know. 618 00:43:10,304 --> 00:43:14,808 Rudy, i gotta tell ya, My horoscope says, "trouble Brewing on the horizon." 619 00:43:14,808 --> 00:43:18,812 For another thing, pal, We're fuckin' with the President of the united states ! 620 00:43:18,812 --> 00:43:21,315 He fucks with us, Doesn't he ? 621 00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,817 Come on. You've seen How shitty business is today. 622 00:43:23,817 --> 00:43:25,819 Thanks to fuchs, Our name is mud. 623 00:43:25,819 --> 00:43:29,323 We had nuns protesting outside When i got here this morning. Nuns ? 624 00:43:29,323 --> 00:43:32,326 Yeah. I had to have jim turn The fire hose on them. 625 00:43:32,326 --> 00:43:36,330 And i knocked them motherfuckers Right on their ass too. 626 00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:39,833 I am still five grand short. We've gotta reestablish Our credibility with the public. 627 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,835 We've got to fight fire With fire. 628 00:43:41,835 --> 00:43:45,839 You'll be fighting fire with Enhanced radiation weaponry. You're over their heads. 629 00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:49,343 Okay, you two are sure You can pull this off, Right ? 630 00:43:49,343 --> 00:43:52,346 Are we sure we can Pull this off ? 631 00:43:52,846 --> 00:43:56,350 If i can build And install a pacemaker In this man's chest, 632 00:43:56,350 --> 00:44:00,354 I damn well can bounce A microwave off a satellite. 633 00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:03,357 Rudy, jesus, Look at this thing, huh ? 634 00:44:03,357 --> 00:44:05,859 Look at this here. Only 12.95 list. 635 00:44:05,859 --> 00:44:09,863 - no kidding. - don't you guys have Some equipment to hook up ? 636 00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:11,865 Oh, shit ! I gotta get Some rosin core solder. 637 00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:14,368 Radio shack closes In half an hour. Let's get on it. 638 00:44:14,368 --> 00:44:16,870 How do you change The batteries in that ? It's rechargeable. 639 00:44:17,371 --> 00:44:20,374 Hey, guys ! The back door. It's still light outside. 640 00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:22,376 Good night, eddie. See you tomorrow night. 641 00:44:22,376 --> 00:44:26,380 Yeah. Remember, We cut in exactly at 9:03. Got it. 642 00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,382 Post meridiem. What ? 643 00:44:28,382 --> 00:44:30,384 Oh, never mind. 644 00:44:30,384 --> 00:44:33,387 Okay, freddie, 9:03. 645 00:44:39,393 --> 00:44:42,396 What are you guys doin' ? Will you get down, rudy ? Get down. 646 00:44:42,396 --> 00:44:45,899 What ? See that woman out there ? 647 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,402 [ rudy ] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 648 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:51,905 [ jeff ] She's trouble. She pulled up In that red toyota. 649 00:44:52,406 --> 00:44:54,908 Jeff, give me a break. No, no, no. I'm not kidding. 650 00:44:54,908 --> 00:44:56,910 I think she's from The consumer protection agency. 651 00:44:57,411 --> 00:45:00,914 See the way she's looking At that blue chevy ? She knows it's a taxi. 652 00:45:00,914 --> 00:45:02,916 You're paranoid. She's got great legs. 653 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:06,420 Great legs, but i bet you The first thing she asks is Where's the owner. 654 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,922 Jeff, that is A great-looking girl. 655 00:45:08,922 --> 00:45:12,926 Girls who look That great don't work for The consumer protection agency. 656 00:45:12,926 --> 00:45:16,930 Okay, but just don't let The little head do the thinking For the big head. 657 00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:19,933 Trust me. Huh ? I do. 658 00:45:19,933 --> 00:45:24,438 Congratulations ! Yeah, you ! This is our giveaway week. 659 00:45:24,438 --> 00:45:27,941 Since you're Our 100th customer, you win, Whether i sell you a car or not. 660 00:45:27,941 --> 00:45:31,945 You just won A candlelight dinner for two at The restaurant of your choice. 661 00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:35,449 But, i can see There's only one of you. Tell you what i'm gonna do. 662 00:45:35,449 --> 00:45:38,952 I think i'll throw Myself in with the deal. How's that sound ? 663 00:45:43,457 --> 00:45:47,461 Listen, can you tell me Where i might find the owner ? 664 00:45:48,962 --> 00:45:50,964 Um-- 665 00:45:50,964 --> 00:45:53,467 Well, uh-- 666 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:57,471 Uh, yeah. Oh, great. 667 00:45:57,471 --> 00:46:01,475 I could, but first, Let, let me tell you About this car, right ? 668 00:46:01,475 --> 00:46:04,478 I can give you a Terrific price on this car, Unbelievably low price. 669 00:46:04,478 --> 00:46:06,480 On this car ? Yeah. 670 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,983 I would certainly hope so. I mean, look at the finish. Is something wrong ? 671 00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:12,486 Well, yeah, I mean, i see primer. 672 00:46:12,486 --> 00:46:15,989 Primer ? Where ? Where ? Well, I see yellow primer here. 673 00:46:16,490 --> 00:46:19,493 I see it here. I see it here. Oh, i don't know. 674 00:46:21,495 --> 00:46:25,499 She's baiting him. She knows it's a taxi, rudy. 675 00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:29,002 She's from the consumer Protection agency. 676 00:46:29,002 --> 00:46:32,005 No, i'm not with Any consumer protection agency. I used to be, but i'm not-- 677 00:46:32,506 --> 00:46:34,508 Environmental protection Agency ? No. 678 00:46:34,508 --> 00:46:36,510 Better business bureau ? Nader's raiders ? No. 679 00:46:36,510 --> 00:46:39,012 Trust me. 680 00:46:41,014 --> 00:46:44,518 As in "trust me" ? Yeah. 681 00:46:44,518 --> 00:46:48,522 So look, about dinner-- Listen, is luke In his office ? 682 00:46:48,522 --> 00:46:50,524 No, he's not here. What do you feel Like eating ? 683 00:46:50,524 --> 00:46:53,527 Do you expect him Back shortly ? He's out of town. 684 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:57,030 But i'll tell you what. The best steaks-- He's out of town on business-- 685 00:46:57,030 --> 00:47:00,534 Pleasure. He's in miami beach. Miami ? 686 00:47:00,534 --> 00:47:03,537 Miami beach. Miami beach ? 687 00:47:03,537 --> 00:47:07,040 It's nothing to get upset about. I've been to miami beach. It's not that bad. 688 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,043 You see, i was supposed To meet my father here. 689 00:47:10,043 --> 00:47:13,547 Father ? We'll find him. There's no problem. What kind of car does he drive ? 690 00:47:13,547 --> 00:47:16,049 I don't know. He used to have A green and white edsel. 691 00:47:16,049 --> 00:47:18,552 Green and white... Edsel ? Ow ! God ! 692 00:47:18,552 --> 00:47:23,056 Who do you think This is, huh ? That's her. 693 00:47:23,056 --> 00:47:25,559 [ toilet flushes ] 694 00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:28,562 No resemblance. No resemblance. 695 00:47:28,562 --> 00:47:32,065 I've been selling cars Long enough to know when Somebody's telling me the truth. 696 00:47:32,065 --> 00:47:36,570 That is luke's daughter. We have any health food Restaurants in this town ? 697 00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:40,574 Listen, pally. If that's luke's daughter, We gotta get rid of her. 698 00:47:40,574 --> 00:47:44,578 What if she figures out what's Going on here ? What if she Sees our commercial tomorrow ? 699 00:47:44,578 --> 00:47:47,080 I know ! Why don't we throw her In the hole with her old man ? 700 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,084 We go out to dinner. I'll get her drunk, All right ? 701 00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:54,588 I'll tell her the reason That luke went to florida Was because-- 702 00:47:54,588 --> 00:47:58,592 Good. The best salad bar In town: airport lanes. 703 00:47:58,592 --> 00:48:02,596 [ laughing ] Oh, stop it. Then he says, 704 00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:06,099 What ? "don't ask me. I'm just a farmer." 705 00:48:09,603 --> 00:48:13,106 That is the most disgusting Joke i have ever heard. 706 00:48:18,612 --> 00:48:21,615 Listen, rudolph, i wanted To ask you something. What ? 707 00:48:22,115 --> 00:48:26,119 How did you know That i used to be with The consumer protection agency ? 708 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:30,123 The painted taxicab. I don't know why you didn't Tell me it was yellow primer. 709 00:48:30,123 --> 00:48:34,127 Because you beat me to it. I knew you were baiting me, So i told you the truth. 710 00:48:34,127 --> 00:48:36,129 The truth was actually A bigger bunch of bullshit. 711 00:48:36,129 --> 00:48:41,134 At least you're very honest About your dishonesty. And i admire that. 712 00:48:41,635 --> 00:48:44,137 I really do. 713 00:48:47,641 --> 00:48:49,643 Uh-- 714 00:48:51,144 --> 00:48:54,648 Look, barbara, about luke. There's something I gotta tell you. It's-- 715 00:48:54,648 --> 00:48:59,152 Luke left for florida The night i called him. 716 00:48:59,152 --> 00:49:01,154 You got it all wrong. It's not the reason he left. 717 00:49:01,154 --> 00:49:04,658 It would be better for me And everybody concerned... 718 00:49:05,158 --> 00:49:08,161 If i just get up Tomorrow morning and leave. 719 00:49:08,161 --> 00:49:12,666 I was thinking maybe Headin' up to oregon Or something like that. 720 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:15,168 Well-- 721 00:49:15,168 --> 00:49:18,672 Thank you very much For taking me out, Taking care of me. 722 00:49:18,672 --> 00:49:23,677 It was really Considerate, and i... Really had a good time. 723 00:49:23,677 --> 00:49:28,181 Uh, maybe we'll do it Again sometime. I don't know. 724 00:49:28,181 --> 00:49:32,686 Thanks a lot. Good-bye. Thanks. 725 00:49:36,189 --> 00:49:38,191 What'll i do ? 726 00:49:38,191 --> 00:49:40,694 Barbara, wait a minute. 727 00:49:42,195 --> 00:49:45,699 Ah, hey, look, 728 00:49:45,699 --> 00:49:49,703 I know sometimes I can come off as, uh, 729 00:49:50,203 --> 00:49:53,206 Kind of... Insincere. 730 00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:58,211 But i just-- I want you to know That i really like you. 731 00:49:59,713 --> 00:50:03,216 I haven't had This much fun with A girl ever in my life. 732 00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:09,222 So, once you and luke get Your problems worked out, 733 00:50:11,224 --> 00:50:13,727 Come by, look me up. 734 00:50:33,747 --> 00:50:35,248 Rudy ? 735 00:50:35,248 --> 00:50:38,251 I've been thinking about What you've been saying About luke and everything. 736 00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:42,756 And it's true, i'm passing Judgment on a man i haven't Even seen in ten years. 737 00:50:42,756 --> 00:50:46,760 So, the least I can do is give him The benefit of the doubt. 738 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,263 So i decided to stick around For a few days. 739 00:50:50,764 --> 00:50:54,768 So, uh, see you tomorrow, Okay ? Good night. 740 00:51:00,273 --> 00:51:02,776 She's stayin' ? 741 00:51:02,776 --> 00:51:05,278 Yeah, she's stayin'. 742 00:51:05,278 --> 00:51:07,781 I told her luke would call. What else could i do ? 743 00:51:07,781 --> 00:51:10,784 What the fuck is that ? If she sees our commercial On tv tonight, 744 00:51:11,284 --> 00:51:12,786 She's gonna be suspicious As a motherfucker. 745 00:51:13,286 --> 00:51:16,289 And even if she don't, We're gonna have a billion People on that lot tomorrow. 746 00:51:16,289 --> 00:51:19,793 How we gonna explain that ? I've been up all night Trying to figure this out. 747 00:51:19,793 --> 00:51:24,297 It's like i told jeff. There's Only one thing we can do. Cancel the commercial. 748 00:51:24,798 --> 00:51:27,801 Guys, guys, i got The solution to our problem. 749 00:51:27,801 --> 00:51:30,303 Listen to this. Courtesy of The beautiful daphne. 750 00:51:30,303 --> 00:51:34,307 What i have here Is a one-way train ticket To miami. 751 00:51:34,307 --> 00:51:36,309 What you do, Is you take it out there, You give it to barbara. 752 00:51:36,810 --> 00:51:41,314 Tell her-- i don't know. Tell her luke called, Wants her to come down. 753 00:51:41,314 --> 00:51:44,818 The train doesn't leave Until midnight so jim and i Will do the commercial. 754 00:51:44,818 --> 00:51:47,821 All you gotta do is keep her Away from a television set, Get her on the train. 755 00:51:47,821 --> 00:51:50,824 Jeff, jeff, I feel horseshit enough As it is. 756 00:51:50,824 --> 00:51:53,326 I took her to a bowling alley, For chrissake. 757 00:51:53,827 --> 00:51:56,329 Look, i just-- I can't do this to her. 758 00:51:58,832 --> 00:52:01,334 What would a senator do ? 759 00:52:20,854 --> 00:52:22,856 Don't you like Your salad ? 760 00:52:23,356 --> 00:52:25,358 Hello. 761 00:52:28,361 --> 00:52:31,865 What is wrong with you ? Where are you ? You're certainly not here. 762 00:52:34,367 --> 00:52:36,870 Uh, i was just thinking... 763 00:52:37,370 --> 00:52:41,875 About how much easier Everything would've been If you'd come last week. 764 00:52:42,876 --> 00:52:44,878 I don't understand. Why ? 765 00:52:44,878 --> 00:52:47,380 Okay. 766 00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:51,885 All right. Okay. 767 00:52:51,885 --> 00:52:55,388 Barbara, there's something I gotta tell you. 768 00:52:55,388 --> 00:52:58,391 I don't know if this is The right time, but... 769 00:52:58,391 --> 00:53:02,395 The truth of this whole thing Is that luke-- 770 00:53:02,395 --> 00:53:05,899 Sir, i believe You dropped this. 771 00:53:05,899 --> 00:53:07,901 Uh, thanks. 772 00:53:07,901 --> 00:53:09,903 Oh, wait a minute. 773 00:53:10,403 --> 00:53:12,906 Rudy, this is a ticket To miami. 774 00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:15,909 I was gonna wait Till after dessert, but-- 775 00:53:15,909 --> 00:53:19,412 - you talked to luke Last night ? - uh, well, no. 776 00:53:19,913 --> 00:53:24,417 I tried to get ahold of him, But he's still On that fishing charter. 777 00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,419 I just decided to take it On myself. 778 00:53:26,419 --> 00:53:30,423 That's the most Considerate thing. 779 00:53:30,423 --> 00:53:32,425 But i can't go. 780 00:53:32,425 --> 00:53:35,428 What ? 781 00:53:35,428 --> 00:53:38,431 I don't wanna force myself On him, rudy. 782 00:53:38,431 --> 00:53:40,934 I just wanna wait Till he comes back. 783 00:53:40,934 --> 00:53:44,938 And besides, you know, I'm having a wonderful time. 784 00:53:44,938 --> 00:53:46,940 You're really Great company. 785 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:48,942 Yeah. 786 00:54:13,967 --> 00:54:15,969 Perfect. 787 00:54:35,989 --> 00:54:38,992 Okay. Okay, freddie. Okay. 788 00:54:38,992 --> 00:54:42,495 Okay, okay, freddie ! We gotta go. Jim's ready. Jim's ready, huh ? 789 00:54:42,495 --> 00:54:46,499 Well, the president isn't ready. He's more important than jim. Yeah, but we gotta go. 790 00:54:46,499 --> 00:54:48,501 What's the matter ? Why are you so nervous ? 791 00:54:48,501 --> 00:54:52,005 I'm not nervous ! I'm so full of valium, I rattle when i walk ! 792 00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:56,509 All right, fine. Could i offer you A sleeping pill ? 793 00:55:08,021 --> 00:55:11,524 Listen, too tall, If i take any more shit-- Ah, there we are. 794 00:55:12,025 --> 00:55:15,528 What the hell is this ? This a test pattern. 795 00:55:15,528 --> 00:55:20,533 Okay, freddie, I'm receiving your test pattern. You're looking real good. 796 00:55:20,533 --> 00:55:24,037 [ eddie ] Carter goes on in 28 seconds. 797 00:55:24,037 --> 00:55:29,042 The program scheduled Will not be seen in order we may Bring you president carter's-- 798 00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:32,045 I didn't know President carter Was going to be on tv. 799 00:55:32,545 --> 00:55:36,049 Mac, you mind turning That thing off ? I'm trying to eat. 800 00:55:36,049 --> 00:55:39,552 Mister, have a little respect. This happens to be the President of the united states. 801 00:55:40,053 --> 00:55:43,556 Respect my ass, food giant ! I'm paying 20 bucks For this meal. 802 00:55:43,556 --> 00:55:47,060 Yeah ? Well, how'd you like That tv stuck up your ass ? 803 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:50,063 [ barbara ] Hey, fellas, it's not worth All this trouble. 804 00:55:50,063 --> 00:55:53,566 Uh-- [ groans ] 805 00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:55,568 - i gotta get some air. - are you all right ? 806 00:55:56,069 --> 00:55:58,571 I can't-- I gotta get some fresh air. 807 00:55:58,571 --> 00:56:00,573 Are you gonna be okay ? 808 00:56:00,573 --> 00:56:04,577 [ carter ] three years Before my inauguration-- Oh, my god. 809 00:56:04,577 --> 00:56:07,580 Rudy, Are you all right ? 810 00:56:08,081 --> 00:56:13,086 Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, fine. Just come over here And sit down. 811 00:56:13,086 --> 00:56:16,089 I just, uh-- Whoo. 812 00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:29,803 [ carter ] Inflation is obviously A serious problem. 813 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:33,306 I do not have All the answers. 814 00:56:33,306 --> 00:56:36,810 What is the solution ? 815 00:56:33,321 --> 00:56:36,825 What is the solution ? 816 00:56:38,326 --> 00:56:40,829 You want the solution To inflation ? Hi, friends. 817 00:56:40,829 --> 00:56:43,331 Marshal lucky here For new deal used cars... 818 00:56:43,832 --> 00:56:45,834 Where we're battling inflation, 819 00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:48,837 Not only by fighting High prices, not only by Murdering high prices, 820 00:56:48,837 --> 00:56:51,840 But by blowing The living shit Out of high prices ! 821 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,843 Yessir, you heard me right. Now here's an example. 822 00:56:54,843 --> 00:56:58,847 1973 cadillac Coupe de ville for 6,299. 823 00:56:59,347 --> 00:57:01,349 That price is too high. 824 00:57:07,355 --> 00:57:09,357 [ rifle shot ] 825 00:57:09,357 --> 00:57:11,359 Yessir, here's another one. 826 00:57:11,359 --> 00:57:14,863 It's a lincoln continental Mark iv, 1973. 827 00:57:15,363 --> 00:57:18,867 It's loaded. It's got air-conditioning. It's got a stereo. 828 00:57:18,867 --> 00:57:22,871 It's got white-wall Radial tires, power steering, Power brakes, power seats, 829 00:57:22,871 --> 00:57:25,874 Power windows at a price That is just too high. 830 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,383 Yessir. Now remember, friends. [ yelling ] 831 00:57:35,383 --> 00:57:39,387 Look out, marshal lucky, It's high prices ! 832 00:57:39,387 --> 00:57:43,391 Take this, You dirty old high prices ! 833 00:57:43,391 --> 00:57:47,395 [ yelling ] You got me, marshal ! 834 00:57:47,395 --> 00:57:49,397 Jesus christ. 835 00:57:49,898 --> 00:57:52,901 [ groaning ] 836 00:57:53,902 --> 00:57:56,404 Yessir. So remember, friends. 837 00:57:56,404 --> 00:57:59,407 That's new deal used cars. Now wait just a goddamn minute. 838 00:57:59,908 --> 00:58:03,912 What the hell is this ? Is this a 1977 mercedes 450 sl... 839 00:58:03,912 --> 00:58:05,914 For $24,000 ? 840 00:58:05,914 --> 00:58:09,417 That's too fuckin' high ! 841 00:58:14,422 --> 00:58:17,425 You son of a bitch ! 842 00:58:17,425 --> 00:58:20,929 Yessir. We blew The shit out of that Over-priced motherfucker... 843 00:58:20,929 --> 00:58:25,934 Just the way we blow the shit Out of all high prices Down here at new deal used cars. 844 00:58:25,934 --> 00:58:28,436 So y'all come on down. Did you hear what i said ? 845 00:58:28,937 --> 00:58:30,939 New deal used cars. 846 00:58:30,939 --> 00:58:34,442 So y'all come on down. Did you hear what i said ? 847 00:58:34,442 --> 00:58:37,946 I have heard you With unmistakable clarity. 848 00:58:37,946 --> 00:58:40,949 You son of a bitch ! 849 00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:45,453 [ electricity zapping ] 850 00:58:45,453 --> 00:58:47,455 Let's blow this pop stand ! 851 00:58:47,455 --> 00:58:50,458 Move this motherfucker ! Let's go ! 852 00:58:50,458 --> 00:58:52,961 [ carter ] A free economy cannot Cope with inflation, 853 00:58:52,961 --> 00:58:56,965 And that we've lost Our ability to act as a nation, 854 00:58:56,965 --> 00:58:59,467 Rather than as a collection Of special interests. 855 00:58:59,467 --> 00:59:03,471 And i reply, "what kind of people Do they think we are ?" 856 00:59:03,972 --> 00:59:07,475 Wanna give me That again ? Yes, as i say, inspector, 857 00:59:07,475 --> 00:59:11,479 I heard this large explosion And i rushed out. I couldn't Tell what was going on. 858 00:59:11,479 --> 00:59:15,483 I saw the car over there In flames and all these strange Little characters... 859 00:59:15,483 --> 00:59:18,987 With towels on their heads, Weird little goatees And stuff... 860 00:59:18,987 --> 00:59:20,989 Running around yelling, "ayatollah ! Ayatollah !" 861 00:59:21,489 --> 00:59:23,491 Then they all got in the car And drove away. 862 00:59:23,491 --> 00:59:27,495 I guess It was iranian students... 863 00:59:28,997 --> 00:59:31,499 Out to discredit The american way of life. 864 00:59:31,499 --> 00:59:35,003 I can't imagine who else Would do such a thing. 865 00:59:35,003 --> 00:59:37,005 Let's go. 866 00:59:38,506 --> 00:59:41,009 Sure hope you nail 'em. 867 00:59:41,009 --> 00:59:43,511 Happy motoring. 868 00:59:50,518 --> 00:59:54,022 Hey, jim ! Jim, did those f.b.i. Guys-- [ snoring ] 869 00:59:54,022 --> 00:59:56,024 Were they-- jim ? 870 00:59:56,024 --> 00:59:58,526 [ snoring ] 871 00:59:58,526 --> 01:00:02,530 Combat fatigue. Shit. 872 01:00:28,556 --> 01:00:31,559 Oh ! Aah. Aah ! 873 01:00:41,569 --> 01:00:45,073 I'll teach you to wreck My cars, you son of a bitch. 874 01:00:45,073 --> 01:00:46,574 [ shouts ] 875 01:00:51,079 --> 01:00:52,580 Help ! 876 01:00:53,081 --> 01:00:55,583 [ yelling ] 877 01:01:00,088 --> 01:01:02,590 Okay, you asked for it now. 878 01:01:03,591 --> 01:01:05,593 Shit ! 879 01:01:06,094 --> 01:01:08,596 [ barking ] 880 01:01:18,106 --> 01:01:20,608 Get off my back, You lunatic ! 881 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:24,112 [ barking ] 882 01:01:35,623 --> 01:01:38,126 [ yelling ] 883 01:01:43,631 --> 01:01:46,634 All right, now I'm gonna have to hurt ya. 884 01:01:55,643 --> 01:01:58,646 Where's my brother ? Huh ? 885 01:01:59,647 --> 01:02:02,650 [ howling ] 886 01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:06,654 Where're you hiding My brother, you-- 887 01:02:17,665 --> 01:02:19,667 The pit. 888 01:02:20,168 --> 01:02:22,670 They filled in the pit. 889 01:02:45,193 --> 01:02:47,695 [ laughing ] 890 01:02:47,695 --> 01:02:50,698 [ laughing ] I knew it ! 891 01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:56,204 [ growling ] Now, get-- Get out. Get out. 892 01:02:56,204 --> 01:03:00,208 Get out ! You dumb dog ! Get ! 893 01:03:01,709 --> 01:03:04,212 [ toby howling ] 894 01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,217 Get away ! 895 01:03:09,217 --> 01:03:12,220 Get out ! Get ! [ growling ] 896 01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:14,722 Get away, You dumb dog. 897 01:03:14,722 --> 01:03:16,724 [ barking ] 898 01:03:16,724 --> 01:03:20,228 [ car door closes, Engine revs ] [ howling ] 899 01:03:21,229 --> 01:03:24,232 [ snoring ] 900 01:03:24,232 --> 01:03:26,734 #### [ woman on radio, Indistinct ] 901 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:34,742 [ urinating ] 902 01:03:34,742 --> 01:03:37,745 [ yelling ] 903 01:03:39,247 --> 01:03:44,252 Toby, get your-- Toby, you pissed on my-- Goddamn it ! 904 01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,758 [ whimpers ] 905 01:04:00,768 --> 01:04:04,272 Now aren't you glad I didn't go to florida ? Mm-hmm. 906 01:04:06,274 --> 01:04:09,277 Um, barbara-- Hmm ? 907 01:04:09,277 --> 01:04:12,280 Since you brought that up, 908 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:16,284 There's something I gotta get off my chest. [ ringing ] 909 01:04:16,284 --> 01:04:18,286 [ message machine ] Hi, this is rudy. I'm not in right now, 910 01:04:18,286 --> 01:04:21,789 But if you'll leave Your name and number, I'll get back to you. 911 01:04:21,789 --> 01:04:25,293 Rudy, it's jim ! If you're there, pick up. Emergency ! 912 01:04:26,794 --> 01:04:29,297 Yeah, what is it ? 913 01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:34,302 Jesus ! 914 01:04:37,805 --> 01:04:40,808 Ah, where are you now ? 915 01:04:40,808 --> 01:04:44,312 All right, don't worry. I'll be right there. 916 01:04:44,312 --> 01:04:46,814 What is it ? Is it about luke ? 917 01:04:46,814 --> 01:04:49,817 Ah, no, no. 918 01:04:49,817 --> 01:04:52,320 Well, what then ? Huh ? 919 01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:55,323 What is it about ? What's going on ? Jeff. He got in a fight. 920 01:04:55,823 --> 01:04:57,825 I gotta go down To the station house And bail him out. 921 01:04:57,825 --> 01:05:02,330 Shouldn't take too long. Listen, i'll be right back. See you later. 922 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,335 [ door closes ] 923 01:05:28,356 --> 01:05:29,857 [ beeps ] 924 01:05:30,358 --> 01:05:32,360 Rudy, it's jim ! If you're there, pick up. Emergency ! 925 01:05:34,862 --> 01:05:36,364 [ rudy ] Yeah, what is it ? 926 01:05:36,864 --> 01:05:39,867 Fuchs knows luke's dead. He found out where We buried him. 927 01:05:39,867 --> 01:05:42,870 Jesus ! He beat up jeff. Toby Must've chased him off. 928 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:45,873 We gotta do something Or the cops are gonna think We killed luke. 929 01:05:45,873 --> 01:05:47,875 Where are you now ? At the lot ! 930 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:50,378 [ rudy ] I'll be right there. 931 01:05:50,378 --> 01:05:52,380 [ sobbing ] 932 01:05:57,385 --> 01:05:59,387 [ man ] I understand the white house Reaction has been negative. 933 01:05:59,887 --> 01:06:01,889 How do you think We feel about it ? 934 01:06:01,889 --> 01:06:05,393 Do you think we like being Associated with the president Of the united states ? 935 01:06:05,393 --> 01:06:07,395 We run an honest lot here. 936 01:06:07,395 --> 01:06:09,397 [ siren wailing ] 937 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:16,904 - excuse me. - [ sirens wailing ] 938 01:06:23,911 --> 01:06:26,914 Come on, guys ! We're not even open yet. 939 01:06:27,415 --> 01:06:29,417 I told you to keep your ass Off this lot. 940 01:06:29,417 --> 01:06:32,920 Yeah. Show him the warrant, sam. 941 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,924 All right, bring those Picks over here, huh ? Search warrant ? 942 01:06:36,924 --> 01:06:39,427 Hey, wait. What the hell are you guys Looking for ? 943 01:06:39,427 --> 01:06:41,929 Start digging in here. What the hell Are you looking for ? 944 01:06:42,430 --> 01:06:46,434 Hold on. You bust in here, Disrupt our business, Start digging up our lawn. 945 01:06:46,434 --> 01:06:48,936 The least you can do Is tell us what the hell You're looking for. 946 01:06:49,437 --> 01:06:52,440 That's a lot of crap, russo. You buried my brother here And you know it. 947 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,443 What ? Buried your brother ? Boy, are you looking for luke ? 948 01:06:55,943 --> 01:06:57,945 'Cause i could've saved you A whole lot of trouble. 949 01:06:57,945 --> 01:07:01,449 He was here 30 minutes ago. He went to get some breakfast. He'll be right back. 950 01:07:01,449 --> 01:07:03,451 You spoke to lucas fuchs 30 minutes ago ? Yes ! 951 01:07:03,451 --> 01:07:06,454 He got back from Miami beach last night. He's got a tan and everything. 952 01:07:06,454 --> 01:07:09,457 -[ door closes ] - [ barking ] 953 01:07:24,972 --> 01:07:27,975 Oooh, shit he smells ! 954 01:07:29,977 --> 01:07:31,979 Come on. [ engine revs ] 955 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,483 [ jim ] I'm sorry, luke. 956 01:07:35,483 --> 01:07:37,985 Whoo ! 957 01:07:37,985 --> 01:07:41,989 - [ barking ] - shut up, toby ! I hear ya ! 958 01:07:48,496 --> 01:07:50,498 Adios, luke ! 959 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:58,005 You're wasting your time. He'll be right-- Here he comes now. 960 01:08:02,009 --> 01:08:05,513 -[ man #1 ] Jesus, it's him. -[ man #2 ] he is still alive. 961 01:08:05,513 --> 01:08:08,015 - where the hell's he goin' ? -[ man ] he's exceeding The speed limit. 962 01:08:08,015 --> 01:08:11,519 [ man ] He's gotta be drunk. 963 01:08:18,526 --> 01:08:21,529 - where the hell's he goin' ? -he's heading right For that power transformer. 964 01:08:26,534 --> 01:08:29,036 [ man ] Call the fire department. 965 01:08:29,036 --> 01:08:32,039 [ siren wailing ] 966 01:08:38,045 --> 01:08:40,548 All right, let's go ! Grab that hose. 967 01:08:40,548 --> 01:08:43,050 Very neat, russo. 968 01:08:43,551 --> 01:08:45,052 Very clean. 969 01:08:45,553 --> 01:08:50,558 Plenty of witnesses, Everything up in flames, Not a trace of evidence. 970 01:08:50,558 --> 01:08:54,061 Shrewd. Kept yourself Out of jail. 971 01:08:54,061 --> 01:08:57,064 [ chuckles ] Now get the fuck Off my lot. 972 01:08:57,064 --> 01:09:00,568 Your lot ? You just gave it to me. 973 01:09:00,568 --> 01:09:02,069 Handed it to me On a silver platter. 974 01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:06,073 Afraid not, roy l. You see, Luke's got a daughter. 975 01:09:06,073 --> 01:09:08,576 You remember Your niece, barbara. She's back in town. 976 01:09:08,576 --> 01:09:12,580 I bet you haven't seen her In what, over ten years. Wanna talk to her ? 977 01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:16,083 She's, uh, Staying over at my place. 978 01:09:20,588 --> 01:09:22,590 You son of a bitch ! 979 01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:25,092 Holy jesus ! 980 01:09:25,092 --> 01:09:28,095 Goddamn ! Get off me ! Get this maniac off me. 981 01:09:28,095 --> 01:09:30,097 Get off him, you maniac ! Get him off ! 982 01:09:30,097 --> 01:09:33,601 Okay, mac, come on. Come on, you. 983 01:09:33,601 --> 01:09:35,603 Oh, my god. 984 01:09:36,103 --> 01:09:39,106 Get your hands off me ! I'm roy l. Fuchs ! 985 01:09:39,607 --> 01:09:42,109 You son of a bitch ! [ man ] Easy, roy, easy. 986 01:09:42,610 --> 01:09:45,613 Barbara ! Uh, i was just Gonna call you. 987 01:09:45,613 --> 01:09:47,615 There's been A terrible accident. Your father's dead. 988 01:09:47,615 --> 01:09:51,118 Why don't you tell her The truth ? He was already dead. 989 01:09:51,118 --> 01:09:53,621 He buried him back there In the edsel. Don't listen to him. 990 01:09:53,621 --> 01:09:58,125 Rudy, please tell me The truth. 991 01:09:58,125 --> 01:10:01,128 All right. Okay. 992 01:10:01,128 --> 01:10:06,133 Your father, He wasn't in miami. Never was. 993 01:10:06,133 --> 01:10:10,137 He was... In... Aspen. 994 01:10:10,137 --> 01:10:13,641 He didn't want you To be here when he got back, So he told me-- 995 01:10:13,641 --> 01:10:16,143 Rudy, you're fired. And take your friends with you. Wait a minute. 996 01:10:16,644 --> 01:10:19,647 Get off my lot ! They're trying To take over this lot. 997 01:10:24,151 --> 01:10:27,655 [ sobbing ] 998 01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:32,159 Shit. 999 01:10:34,161 --> 01:10:36,163 So, what do you say ? 1000 01:10:38,165 --> 01:10:40,167 I'll have To think about it. 1001 01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:42,670 He's an asshole. 1002 01:10:42,670 --> 01:10:46,674 Don't think about it too long. There was a ninth grader Looking at it yesterday. 1003 01:10:48,676 --> 01:10:53,180 Real grinders, you know it ? Tougher to close Than their parents. 1004 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:57,184 Ah, christ ! How am i gonna come up With five grand ? 1005 01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:59,186 [ sighs ] 1006 01:11:00,688 --> 01:11:02,690 I'll tell you what. 1007 01:11:03,190 --> 01:11:07,695 Why don't you call my bookie, Put some money on The game tonight, huh ? 1008 01:11:07,695 --> 01:11:11,699 I got a good feeling About denver. Here's his number. 1009 01:11:11,699 --> 01:11:15,703 Denver ? Shit, Denver's ranked tenth ! That's right. 1010 01:11:16,203 --> 01:11:20,708 But get this. I was in A pay phone booth this morning. I found a dime. Ten cents. 1011 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:25,713 Minted in denver. The numbers that i dialed Added up to ten. 1012 01:11:25,713 --> 01:11:27,715 Today is the tenth. You know what ? 1013 01:11:27,715 --> 01:11:30,217 You know what time it was When i found the dime ? 1014 01:11:30,217 --> 01:11:33,721 Ten. No, ten after ten. [ chuckles ] 1015 01:11:33,721 --> 01:11:36,223 I can't lose. So i bet ten bucks. 1016 01:11:36,724 --> 01:11:39,226 That's the dumbest fucking shit I ever heard in my life, jeff. 1017 01:11:39,226 --> 01:11:44,231 Goddamn superstitious crap ! I'm gonna push you under A ladder on friday the 13th. 1018 01:11:49,737 --> 01:11:52,740 Look, why don't You just go ahead And call her, huh ? 1019 01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:56,744 She knows you belong On that lot. It won't hurt Anything. Just call her. 1020 01:12:04,752 --> 01:12:06,754 Okay, okay, okay. 1021 01:12:06,754 --> 01:12:10,257 [ phone ringing ] 1022 01:12:10,758 --> 01:12:12,259 Yeah ? [ man ] Mr. Russo ? 1023 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,262 Yeah. This is mr. Caldwell speaking. The party chairman. 1024 01:12:15,763 --> 01:12:17,765 Our timetable got pushed up And the machine Has to present... 1025 01:12:17,765 --> 01:12:20,267 Its slate of candidates For the nomination The day after tomorrow. 1026 01:12:20,267 --> 01:12:23,270 That means we'll need Your contribution Tomorrow morning. 1027 01:12:23,270 --> 01:12:26,774 You do have it, don't you ? Ah, yeah. Yeah, i got it. 1028 01:12:26,774 --> 01:12:29,276 Very good. I'll send mr. Tucker To pick it up in the morning. 1029 01:12:29,276 --> 01:12:31,278 Hey, hey, hey ! Good to have you aboard. 1030 01:12:31,278 --> 01:12:35,282 Great. Put it out ! Put it out ! 1031 01:12:46,293 --> 01:12:48,796 Here's the script, boss. 1032 01:12:48,796 --> 01:12:52,800 You're sure this is the one They're filming now ? I swiped it right off the truck. 1033 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:56,303 This stinks. [ laughs ] 1034 01:12:56,303 --> 01:13:00,808 I wouldn't buy a car From anybody who'd put This kind of shit on tv. 1035 01:13:00,808 --> 01:13:03,811 Would you buy a car From anybody who'd put This kind of shit on tv ? 1036 01:13:03,811 --> 01:13:08,315 I wouldn't. That's what i keep telling you. She don't know what she's doing. 1037 01:13:08,315 --> 01:13:10,317 She ain't sold a single car In four days. 1038 01:13:10,317 --> 01:13:13,320 At this rate, She'll be bankrupt In three weeks. 1039 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,822 Yeah. 1040 01:13:14,822 --> 01:13:18,325 [ ringing ] Yeah ? 1041 01:13:18,826 --> 01:13:20,828 Roy ? Sam. Any progress With your niece ? 1042 01:13:20,828 --> 01:13:24,832 Ah, no. She's as stubborn As her old man. She won't sell dick. 1043 01:13:24,832 --> 01:13:29,336 But i'll just bide my time. She'll be bankrupt In two weeks. 1044 01:13:29,336 --> 01:13:32,840 Roy, you haven't Any time to bide. The mayor's running scared. 1045 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,342 He's gonna announce The new freeway The day after tomorrow. 1046 01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:40,347 You better forget about buying Your niece's lot and find Some sucker to buy yours. 1047 01:13:40,347 --> 01:13:42,850 Roy ? Roy ? 1048 01:13:44,351 --> 01:13:46,854 Asshole mayor ! 1049 01:13:47,855 --> 01:13:50,858 We know anybody Over at channel seven ? 1050 01:13:59,867 --> 01:14:01,869 Now watch this. 1051 01:14:03,370 --> 01:14:08,375 See the, uh, style of cars We have to choose from. We have-- 1052 01:14:09,376 --> 01:14:11,879 See where she said "style" ? 1053 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,382 See the, uh, 1054 01:14:15,883 --> 01:14:18,886 Style of cars We have to choose from-- 1055 01:14:18,886 --> 01:14:21,889 Now further on down She says this. 1056 01:14:22,890 --> 01:14:25,893 3217 valley road, 1057 01:14:26,393 --> 01:14:31,398 Just one, uh, Mile west of route-- 1058 01:14:31,398 --> 01:14:35,402 A mile. I took the word mile And i put it over style. 1059 01:14:35,402 --> 01:14:37,905 Now watch this. 1060 01:14:37,905 --> 01:14:42,910 Come on down and see The, uh, mile of cars... 1061 01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:45,412 We have to choose from. 1062 01:14:45,412 --> 01:14:47,414 Son of a bitch ! 1063 01:14:47,915 --> 01:14:50,417 [ laughing ] Let me see that again. 1064 01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:55,923 See the, 1065 01:14:55,923 --> 01:14:58,926 Uh, mile of cars We have to choose from. 1066 01:14:58,926 --> 01:15:02,429 We have-- Goddamn, That's terrific ! 1067 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:06,433 What do you think, sam ? Most blatant case of false Advertising i've ever seen. 1068 01:15:06,433 --> 01:15:10,437 I could have her convicted 24 hours after it's aired. 1069 01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:13,941 When are they Gonna show that ? During tonight's game. 1070 01:15:13,941 --> 01:15:16,443 Why don't you Come on down and... 1071 01:15:16,443 --> 01:15:20,447 See the, uh, mile of cars We have to choose from ? 1072 01:15:20,948 --> 01:15:23,450 What did she say ? She said she had a mile of cars. 1073 01:15:23,450 --> 01:15:25,953 [ rudy ] Can you believe that ? 1074 01:15:25,953 --> 01:15:31,458 The most blatant claim of False advertising i ever heard. She doesn't even know. 1075 01:15:31,959 --> 01:15:35,462 [ rudy ] jesus. Most of them need, uh, A paint job or bodywork. 1076 01:15:35,963 --> 01:15:38,966 She sure looks good, though, Doesn't she ? 1077 01:15:38,966 --> 01:15:43,470 [ barbara ] But all of them have been Safety checked. 1078 01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:45,472 Russo. Uh, yeah, yeah. 1079 01:15:45,472 --> 01:15:48,475 Russo, i've been looking All over for you. 1080 01:15:48,475 --> 01:15:52,479 You son of a bee ! I'm about to lose my job Because of you. 1081 01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,482 I've got more than 250 sophomores... 1082 01:15:55,482 --> 01:15:57,985 Who aren't going to pass Driver education... 1083 01:15:57,985 --> 01:16:01,488 Because your friggin' cars Won't run ! 1084 01:16:01,488 --> 01:16:05,993 You guys got an auto shop class. Enroll your 250 sophomores in it And teach 'em something. 1085 01:16:05,993 --> 01:16:07,995 I'll teach you something. 1086 01:16:09,997 --> 01:16:11,999 [ man on tv ] Okay, we're back. 1087 01:16:11,999 --> 01:16:14,501 I'm gonna take your-- Ohh ! 1088 01:16:16,503 --> 01:16:18,505 [ man on tv ] He's looking. 1089 01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:21,508 Off to his left to find him. He's sacked ! 1090 01:16:21,508 --> 01:16:24,011 It's that arnold debiers. He's done it all day. 1091 01:16:24,011 --> 01:16:29,516 And that's the fifth sack Of kusamano this afternoon. 1092 01:16:29,516 --> 01:16:33,520 What did i tell ya, rudy ? Denver. 1093 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,523 Hey, look, When i get a feeling, I get a feeling, huh ? 1094 01:16:36,523 --> 01:16:40,527 Helluva game. Should have put Some money on it. 1095 01:16:40,527 --> 01:16:43,030 I did. You did ? Great. 1096 01:16:44,031 --> 01:16:46,033 Kansas city. 1097 01:16:49,036 --> 01:16:53,040 Kansas city ? Well, how much Did you put down ? 1098 01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:58,045 All of it. All of it. 1099 01:16:58,045 --> 01:17:01,548 [ laughing ] Everything i own. 1100 01:17:06,053 --> 01:17:09,056 Forty g's ? 1101 01:17:09,056 --> 01:17:11,058 You dope ! You just threw it away. 1102 01:17:11,558 --> 01:17:14,061 You just threw it Right down the tubes. 1103 01:17:14,061 --> 01:17:17,564 Don't you get it ? The only way you can win Is if, uh, 1104 01:17:17,564 --> 01:17:20,567 Uh, if i lose. 1105 01:17:21,068 --> 01:17:24,071 Start that clock once again. We have a minute And 28 seconds. 1106 01:17:24,571 --> 01:17:28,575 Yeah, well, i wouldn't worry About it, jeff. I think Your money's in the bag. 1107 01:17:28,575 --> 01:17:33,580 A minute to go. Denver would Have to run into some pretty Bad luck, don't you think ? 1108 01:17:33,580 --> 01:17:36,583 [ man on tv ] denver would Have to run into some pretty Bad luck, don't you think ? 1109 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:39,586 Pete green, of course, One of the finer punters... 1110 01:17:39,586 --> 01:17:42,589 In professional football today. 1111 01:17:42,589 --> 01:17:47,094 Okay, here's denver with Ten men up there on the line. 1112 01:17:50,597 --> 01:17:53,600 Here's the kick. 1113 01:17:54,601 --> 01:17:57,104 Signals for a fair catch, And he fumbles the ball. 1114 01:17:57,604 --> 01:17:59,606 He fumbles the ball, And it's recovered by-- 1115 01:18:00,107 --> 01:18:03,610 I got the ball. I got the ball. I got it. 1116 01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:09,616 Hold this stuff. Gotta turn this contest around. I got a chance. 1117 01:18:10,117 --> 01:18:13,120 I got the ball, jim. I got a chance. 1118 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,123 More salt, more salt. 1119 01:18:16,123 --> 01:18:19,626 Talk about your bad-luck days. He seemed to have it In his grasp. 1120 01:18:19,626 --> 01:18:22,629 No one seemed to hit him, And yet the ball squirted loose. 1121 01:18:22,629 --> 01:18:26,633 Just like magic, It flew out of his hands. 1122 01:18:26,633 --> 01:18:29,636 Excuse me. Let me have that salt. 1123 01:18:29,636 --> 01:18:31,638 Give me-- [ grunts ] 1124 01:18:31,638 --> 01:18:34,141 Pass the ball. 1125 01:18:34,141 --> 01:18:37,644 [ man on tv ] Regardless of what brings The change of luck around-- 1126 01:18:37,644 --> 01:18:40,147 Is there a black cat In the house ? How about a ladder ? 1127 01:18:40,147 --> 01:18:42,649 [ man on tv ] He's got webster Split wide to the right. 1128 01:18:42,649 --> 01:18:44,651 Ladder ! [ grunts ] 1129 01:18:44,651 --> 01:18:47,154 Hey ! What the hell Are you trying to do ? 1130 01:18:47,154 --> 01:18:49,156 [ man on tv ] Here's the snap. 1131 01:18:49,656 --> 01:18:53,660 Kusamano drops back. He's got webster streaking. 1132 01:18:54,161 --> 01:18:55,662 [ man on tv ] He throws to the end zone ! 1133 01:18:56,163 --> 01:18:59,666 And it's-- oooh ! Out of bounds. 1134 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:04,671 Okay, kusamano back To the drawing board. 1135 01:19:04,671 --> 01:19:07,174 Gotta be a pass play now. 1136 01:19:07,174 --> 01:19:09,676 [ man on tv ] Wait, here's a pitch to smith. 1137 01:19:09,676 --> 01:19:13,680 Wait a minute, smith Flips it back to kusamano On the old flea-flicker. 1138 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,184 - he's got some blocks In front of him. - duck ! 1139 01:19:18,185 --> 01:19:20,687 [ shouting ] 1140 01:19:20,687 --> 01:19:22,689 He could go all the way ! 1141 01:19:22,689 --> 01:19:26,193 Touchdown ! I don't believe it ! 1142 01:19:26,193 --> 01:19:29,196 [ man on tv ] I don't believe it. 1143 01:19:29,696 --> 01:19:32,199 I won. 1144 01:19:32,199 --> 01:19:35,702 He made it ! Touchdown ! 1145 01:19:36,203 --> 01:19:38,705 I made it ! I made it ! 1146 01:20:09,736 --> 01:20:12,239 [ horn honking ] 1147 01:20:18,245 --> 01:20:22,749 You got the money, russo ? Or should i say, senator russo ? 1148 01:20:28,755 --> 01:20:33,760 Now, mr. Tucker, i gotta Tell you, i'm a little bit Nervous about, uh, 1149 01:20:34,261 --> 01:20:35,762 Well, about what I'm supposed to do. 1150 01:20:36,263 --> 01:20:39,766 Like what sort of policy Are you guys Trying to push ? 1151 01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:43,270 The party shares the concerns Of the middle american taxpayer, The workingman. 1152 01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:45,272 And we're also in favor Of civic improvements. 1153 01:20:45,272 --> 01:20:48,775 Here's the new freeway We're announcing tomorrow. My son-in-law got that contract. 1154 01:20:48,775 --> 01:20:53,780 Lester beaumont. Beaumont cement corporation. Fine boy. Yessir. 1155 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:57,784 We also are in favor Of public facilities. Take a look at this here. 1156 01:20:57,784 --> 01:21:02,789 We gonna tear down that Dilapidated hospital on the east Side and put in a golf course. 1157 01:21:02,789 --> 01:21:04,791 Chairman caldwell Really likes to play golf. 1158 01:21:04,791 --> 01:21:07,794 He's a fine golfer. Practically wins Every tournament he plays in. 1159 01:21:07,794 --> 01:21:10,797 Plays to a 48 handicap. A really fine golfer. 1160 01:21:10,797 --> 01:21:13,800 And we're in favor Of lowering taxes. 1161 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,802 Didn't you used to work there ? 1162 01:21:16,303 --> 01:21:19,306 [ rudy ] closed ? [ tucker ] Closed by court order. 1163 01:21:19,806 --> 01:21:21,808 Another way the party's Looking out for the consumer. 1164 01:21:21,808 --> 01:21:24,311 You know, last night, The proprietor Of that car lot... 1165 01:21:24,311 --> 01:21:27,314 Made a false And misleading claim On a television commercial. 1166 01:21:27,814 --> 01:21:29,816 One of our constituents Brought it to our attention. 1167 01:21:29,816 --> 01:21:32,819 And the case goes before a judge In about five minutes. 1168 01:21:32,819 --> 01:21:35,322 And you know justice Can be swift when it has to. 1169 01:21:35,322 --> 01:21:39,326 Goddamn, sam, what the hell Do you mean you got Hanging judge harrison ? 1170 01:21:39,326 --> 01:21:41,828 He's not on the take ! He's legit ! 1171 01:21:41,828 --> 01:21:45,332 Roy, remember That colored kid found guilty For stealing a case of beer ? 1172 01:21:45,332 --> 01:21:47,334 Billy joe ? Billy joe washington ? Yeah. 1173 01:21:47,334 --> 01:21:50,837 Well, hanging judge harrison Gave him 35 years hard labor. 1174 01:21:50,837 --> 01:21:53,340 Look, you need someone Who's gonna throw the book At this broad. 1175 01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:55,842 I paid off all the witnesses, All the experts. 1176 01:21:55,842 --> 01:21:58,345 I even have her attorney On my payroll. 1177 01:21:58,845 --> 01:22:00,347 [ snoring ] 1178 01:22:00,847 --> 01:22:03,350 I can win this case, roy. Trust me. 1179 01:22:03,350 --> 01:22:05,852 Yeah, but she's A first offender. 1180 01:22:05,852 --> 01:22:08,855 That's a $500 fine Even if they do convict her. 1181 01:22:08,855 --> 01:22:11,358 There's no way about it, She's gonna be convicted. 1182 01:22:11,358 --> 01:22:13,360 I'm afraid the fine's Gonna be real severe. 1183 01:22:15,362 --> 01:22:16,863 Jesus. 1184 01:22:16,863 --> 01:22:19,366 There's only one thing She can do, is sell that lot. 1185 01:22:19,366 --> 01:22:22,369 Jesus christ. 1186 01:22:23,870 --> 01:22:26,373 Wait a minute, russo ! 1187 01:22:29,376 --> 01:22:31,878 Hey, hold it, hold it ! Wait a minute ! Wait a minute ! 1188 01:22:32,379 --> 01:22:35,382 [ shouting ] 1189 01:22:35,382 --> 01:22:40,387 Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. The honorable h.h. Harrison Presiding. 1190 01:22:40,887 --> 01:22:42,889 All rise. 1191 01:23:15,422 --> 01:23:17,924 This court... 1192 01:23:18,425 --> 01:23:22,429 Is now in session. 1193 01:23:22,429 --> 01:23:24,931 Do you solemnly swear to tell The truth, the whole truth And nothing but the truth... 1194 01:23:24,931 --> 01:23:27,934 So help you god ? [ door closes ] 1195 01:23:38,945 --> 01:23:41,448 I do. 1196 01:23:45,952 --> 01:23:49,456 Excuse me, can i-- Excuse me, pardon me. 1197 01:23:49,956 --> 01:23:52,459 Mr. Slaton, 1198 01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:56,463 Will you commence The questioning ? 1199 01:23:57,964 --> 01:24:00,467 Please state your name And occupation. 1200 01:24:00,467 --> 01:24:03,970 Ah, barbara jane fuchs. 1201 01:24:04,471 --> 01:24:07,474 And i'm the owner Of the new deal car lot. 1202 01:24:07,474 --> 01:24:11,478 Miss fuchs, We have heard testimony... 1203 01:24:11,478 --> 01:24:14,981 From four qualified experts Right here in this courtroom... 1204 01:24:14,981 --> 01:24:18,485 -to the fact that the videotape Commercial in question... - [ whispering ] lie. 1205 01:24:18,485 --> 01:24:20,987 Was authorized by you... 1206 01:24:20,987 --> 01:24:24,991 And was not tampered with In any way. 1207 01:24:24,991 --> 01:24:27,494 Now, i put it to you, Miss fuchs. 1208 01:24:27,494 --> 01:24:30,497 Do you or do you not Have a mile of cars to sell On your lot ? 1209 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,502 [ whispering ] Yes. Lie. 1210 01:24:37,504 --> 01:24:41,508 Ah, could you repeat The question, please ? 1211 01:24:44,511 --> 01:24:48,014 Do you have a mile of cars For sale on your lot ? 1212 01:24:48,014 --> 01:24:52,519 - when placed end to end, would All the cars total one mile ? - [ whispering ] yes. 1213 01:24:53,019 --> 01:24:56,022 And may i remind you, You are under oath. 1214 01:24:59,025 --> 01:25:01,528 [ whispering ] I don't know. Speak up, miss fuchs. 1215 01:25:03,029 --> 01:25:07,033 - [ whispering ] yes. - [ mouthing words ] yes ? 1216 01:25:10,036 --> 01:25:12,038 - yes. - [ gallery murmuring ] 1217 01:25:12,038 --> 01:25:16,042 [ judge harrison ] Order ! Order ! 1218 01:25:18,044 --> 01:25:21,047 Order ! Order. 1219 01:25:24,050 --> 01:25:26,553 Order ! Order ! 1220 01:25:31,057 --> 01:25:33,560 [ judge harrison ] Miss fuchs ? Huh ? 1221 01:25:35,061 --> 01:25:39,566 Are you absolutely certain That you understood... 1222 01:25:40,066 --> 01:25:43,570 The gentleman's... Question ? 1223 01:25:48,074 --> 01:25:50,577 Do you realize, miss fuchs, 1224 01:25:50,577 --> 01:25:54,581 That one mile of cars Is over 250 cars ? 1225 01:25:54,581 --> 01:25:58,084 Are you aware that You've opened yourself up To a charge of perjury ? 1226 01:25:58,084 --> 01:26:00,086 Well-- what ? 1227 01:26:00,086 --> 01:26:02,088 Your honor, If it please the court, 1228 01:26:02,088 --> 01:26:05,592 I can produce a number Of witnesses who will Testify that she is lying ! 1229 01:26:05,592 --> 01:26:09,596 That she has, in fact, Only 25 cars on her lot At this time. 1230 01:26:09,596 --> 01:26:13,600 -why don't you see For yourself, judge ? -[ gallery murmuring agreement ] 1231 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,603 Order ! Order ! 1232 01:26:16,603 --> 01:26:20,106 -[ gavel banging ] - i have no objection To that, your honor. 1233 01:26:20,106 --> 01:26:22,609 Neither do i. 1234 01:26:22,609 --> 01:26:26,613 Miss fuchs, I'm gonna release you On your own recognizance. 1235 01:26:27,113 --> 01:26:30,617 Court will reconvene At 2:45 p.m.... 1236 01:26:31,117 --> 01:26:34,120 At the new deal used car lot... 1237 01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:39,626 Where i am gonna settle This matter once and for all. 1238 01:26:49,802 --> 01:26:54,807 250 keys, 250 titles, 250 cars. 1239 01:26:55,808 --> 01:26:59,812 But, rudy, you've brought No transport trucks. 1240 01:26:59,812 --> 01:27:04,817 How are you Gonna get them home ? I have 250 drivers. 1241 01:27:14,327 --> 01:27:17,330 [ chattering ] 1242 01:27:19,832 --> 01:27:22,335 What have i done To deserve this ? 1243 01:27:22,335 --> 01:27:24,337 Jeff ! 1244 01:27:24,837 --> 01:27:26,839 Rudy, you want the one With the water-based paint too ? 1245 01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:29,342 All of them, manuel. Everything you've got. 1246 01:27:29,342 --> 01:27:32,845 Rudy, how about Some marijuana ? Rifles ? Later. 1247 01:27:32,845 --> 01:27:36,849 Pass these out. Anything That doesn't start, we'll tow. Take him up on the reefers. 1248 01:27:36,849 --> 01:27:41,354 [ murmurs ] Oh, my god ! 1249 01:27:41,354 --> 01:27:44,357 Russo, this better work. That's all i can say. 1250 01:27:44,357 --> 01:27:48,361 You told me the students Needed some road experience To pass driver's ed, right ? 1251 01:27:48,361 --> 01:27:50,863 Yes. They're gonna get A crash course. Come on. 1252 01:27:50,863 --> 01:27:54,367 Hey, you, amigo ! [ laughing ] 1253 01:27:54,367 --> 01:27:56,869 You ! How about some rifles For your students ? 1254 01:27:56,869 --> 01:27:59,872 Chino, bring some rifles. 1255 01:27:59,872 --> 01:28:04,877 How about some rifles ? Take your hands off me, sir. I don't believe in violence. 1256 01:28:06,379 --> 01:28:08,881 Forget about the rifles. [ speaking spanish ] 1257 01:28:09,382 --> 01:28:11,884 You know what i think ? I think she skipped town. 1258 01:28:11,884 --> 01:28:14,887 Good. I'll win The damn thing on default. 1259 01:28:15,388 --> 01:28:18,891 Calls for a toast. To the man who in Approximately two hours... 1260 01:28:18,891 --> 01:28:21,394 Will be The biggest car dealer In the southwest. 1261 01:28:21,894 --> 01:28:24,897 Me, roy l. Fuchs. 1262 01:28:24,897 --> 01:28:26,899 Straighten that up. 1263 01:28:26,899 --> 01:28:30,403 Drivers, To your cars. 1264 01:28:30,403 --> 01:28:33,406 [ shouting ] 1265 01:28:39,912 --> 01:28:43,416 Jeff, do you read me ? [ jeff, indistinct ] 1266 01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:47,920 I just finished measuring these, And if we throw in 26 cars we Got on the lot and this truck, 1267 01:28:48,421 --> 01:28:51,924 That gives us 18 feet safety margin, That's one car. 1268 01:28:51,924 --> 01:28:53,926 One mile and one car. That's playing it Pretty close. 1269 01:28:53,926 --> 01:28:56,429 Are we gonna make it In two hours ? We have to. 1270 01:29:01,434 --> 01:29:03,936 You girls are ready for Some heavy duty driving. 1271 01:29:03,936 --> 01:29:09,442 Let's see. Left hand at 10:00, And right hand at 2:00. 1272 01:29:09,442 --> 01:29:11,944 Jeff, do you read ? 1273 01:29:13,446 --> 01:29:17,450 Yeah, rudy. You got your backdoor man Here at company clean. 1274 01:29:17,950 --> 01:29:19,452 I'll be bringing up Your rear. Over. 1275 01:29:19,952 --> 01:29:21,954 Would you watch where The hell you're standing ! 1276 01:29:21,954 --> 01:29:25,458 This is my car. Youse gotta go find yourself Another car, nigger. 1277 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:28,461 This is the only cadillac, And i don't drive nothin' But a cadillac. 1278 01:29:28,461 --> 01:29:30,463 Move over, buddy. Ride bitch. 1279 01:29:30,463 --> 01:29:33,966 We're towing a car ! Oh, no ! 1280 01:29:33,966 --> 01:29:36,469 Have you ever towed A car before ? Oh, great ! No. 1281 01:29:36,469 --> 01:29:40,473 Drivers, Start your engines. 1282 01:29:50,983 --> 01:29:52,985 Oh, my god. 1283 01:29:52,985 --> 01:29:56,489 I'm going to have to take One hand off the wheel To start the car. 1284 01:29:56,489 --> 01:29:58,991 You're not gonna flunk me For that, are you ? Just start-- 1285 01:29:58,991 --> 01:30:01,994 Are you, mr. Ghertner ? Nona, just start the car. 1286 01:30:01,994 --> 01:30:03,996 [ chuckling ] 1287 01:30:04,497 --> 01:30:06,499 You ready ? 1288 01:30:06,499 --> 01:30:09,001 Let's go. 1289 01:30:09,001 --> 01:30:12,505 Let's move 'em out ! [ whistles ] [ horns honking ] 1290 01:30:12,505 --> 01:30:14,006 [ shouting ] 1291 01:30:25,017 --> 01:30:27,019 [ cheering ] 1292 01:31:49,101 --> 01:31:52,104 Come on, baby. Let's go ! 1293 01:31:52,104 --> 01:31:56,609 Rudy, how fast Are we going ? Fifty-five. 1294 01:31:56,609 --> 01:32:00,112 Oh, at this rate, I think we're gonna be About a half an hour late. 1295 01:32:00,112 --> 01:32:02,615 I know it. All right, Everybody listen up. 1296 01:32:02,615 --> 01:32:05,117 We're gonna have a lesson In driving history. 1297 01:32:05,618 --> 01:32:10,623 This is how we used to drive On the highways... At 75 miles an hour. 1298 01:32:10,623 --> 01:32:13,626 Everybody, 75 miles an hour. 1299 01:32:14,126 --> 01:32:16,629 - seventy-five ? - whoo ! 1300 01:32:24,637 --> 01:32:27,139 Damn ! 1301 01:32:35,648 --> 01:32:37,650 Put that pedal On the floor ! 1302 01:32:42,655 --> 01:32:45,658 I've got this motherfucker Wide open. We're goin' now ! 1303 01:32:51,664 --> 01:32:54,166 This dude ain't No driving teacher. He's some kind of con man. 1304 01:32:54,667 --> 01:32:56,669 He's gonna kill Our black ass. Sure is. 1305 01:32:56,669 --> 01:32:59,672 That's 20 miles Over the speed limit ! 1306 01:32:59,672 --> 01:33:03,175 And at $10 a mile, That's a $200 fine ! 1307 01:33:03,175 --> 01:33:06,178 They can't fine us. We don't have Our license yet. 1308 01:33:12,685 --> 01:33:15,187 [ siren wailing ] It's the police ! Stop ! 1309 01:33:20,693 --> 01:33:24,196 Oh, shit ! Wait a minute. Wait a minute ! 1310 01:33:25,698 --> 01:33:29,201 "at the scene of an accident, Always wait for the police To arrive." 1311 01:33:29,201 --> 01:33:32,705 - this is 11-44. - they're here. 1312 01:33:33,205 --> 01:33:36,709 [ tires screeching ] [ police ] You ain't gonna believe it. 1313 01:33:36,709 --> 01:33:40,212 Rudy, we just lost Our one car safety margin, pal. 1314 01:33:40,713 --> 01:33:44,717 Jeff, you better take the point And scout ahead for more cops. We can't take any more chances. 1315 01:33:44,717 --> 01:33:47,219 Okay, ten-four. 1316 01:34:06,739 --> 01:34:10,242 [ fuchs ] How much you owe me now, Carmine ? 1317 01:34:10,242 --> 01:34:13,245 Twenty-seven. [ laughing ] 1318 01:34:14,747 --> 01:34:18,250 [ laughing ] Look at that ! 1319 01:34:18,751 --> 01:34:22,755 Boss ? Boss, I just heard some crazy shit On my police scanner. 1320 01:34:22,755 --> 01:34:27,259 There's a shitload of used cars Headed this way. You care ? Shit ! 1321 01:34:39,772 --> 01:34:41,774 Shit. 1322 01:34:47,279 --> 01:34:50,282 Ah, rudy, i hope you Read me, man, 1323 01:34:50,282 --> 01:34:53,285 'Cause we got A real big problem here. 1324 01:34:53,285 --> 01:34:56,789 What is it ? [ jeff ] A police roadblock. 1325 01:34:56,789 --> 01:34:58,791 [ rudy ] Jeff, you better Go on ahead. 1326 01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:02,294 Yeah, but what the hell Are you gonna do ? We're gonna take a shortcut. 1327 01:35:36,829 --> 01:35:38,831 You asshole, what are you-- Oh, hi, roy. 1328 01:35:38,831 --> 01:35:41,834 Asshole, my dick ! Did you see about 250 cars Go by here ? 1329 01:35:41,834 --> 01:35:45,337 No. We heard they're coming. We haven't seen them yet. Where the hell are they ? 1330 01:35:45,337 --> 01:35:48,841 Who cares ? If they haven't gotten here By now, they'll never make it. 1331 01:35:48,841 --> 01:35:51,343 Nothin' to worry about. Yeah, i think he's right, boss. 1332 01:35:51,343 --> 01:35:54,346 The only way they can get here On time is to drive As the crow flies. 1333 01:35:54,346 --> 01:35:57,349 I wouldn't worry about it. What did you say ? 1334 01:35:57,349 --> 01:36:01,854 The only way they can get here-- Never mind. Back up and take a left. 1335 01:36:16,368 --> 01:36:18,370 Shit ! 1336 01:36:19,872 --> 01:36:25,377 Stop ! Stop ! Stop ! What the hell Is wrong with you ? 1337 01:36:25,377 --> 01:36:28,881 [ shouting ] 1338 01:36:28,881 --> 01:36:30,883 Oh ! 1339 01:36:37,890 --> 01:36:40,893 You pea-brained ignoramus ! 1340 01:36:43,896 --> 01:36:48,400 Ohhh, what a beautiful day. 1341 01:36:49,401 --> 01:36:53,906 2:30. Whose idea was it Going out to this used car lot ? 1342 01:36:54,406 --> 01:36:57,409 Shh. I could have been Out playing golf. 1343 01:37:05,918 --> 01:37:07,920 [ fuchs ] There they are. 1344 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,422 All right, Head for the lead truck. 1345 01:37:14,927 --> 01:37:17,930 Hey, rudy, Looks like we got company. 1346 01:37:18,430 --> 01:37:21,934 Fuchs ! What the hell is this ? 1347 01:37:25,437 --> 01:37:28,440 Get out and Get in the back. What ? 1348 01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:32,444 Get in the damn back ! Come on ! You're crazy. 1349 01:37:32,444 --> 01:37:35,948 Don't give me No goddamn lip ! Get in the goddamn back ! 1350 01:37:39,952 --> 01:37:41,954 What the hell's he doing ? I don't know. 1351 01:37:46,458 --> 01:37:50,462 Hey, rudy ! You want me to ram The son of a bitch ? 1352 01:37:50,462 --> 01:37:53,966 No ! Keep going. Don't stop for anything. We're running out of time. 1353 01:38:00,472 --> 01:38:03,475 All right, pull over closer now. Now pull in behind them. 1354 01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:09,481 You're supposed to pull in Behind them ! 1355 01:38:09,982 --> 01:38:14,486 Keep it going, jim. Don't stop for anything. Don't stop ! 1356 01:38:14,486 --> 01:38:18,490 All right, stop, stop. Rudy ! 1357 01:38:18,490 --> 01:38:21,493 - he's got a gun ! - now shoot the son of a bitch. 1358 01:38:21,493 --> 01:38:23,495 You motherfucker you ! 1359 01:38:26,498 --> 01:38:30,502 Hey, pull over ! Pull it over ! Get off of there ! 1360 01:38:30,502 --> 01:38:34,006 - [ shouting ] - you motherfucker ! 1361 01:38:39,011 --> 01:38:41,013 [ laughing ] 1362 01:38:41,513 --> 01:38:46,018 [ shouting ] You son of a bitch ! [ laughing ] 1363 01:38:47,519 --> 01:38:50,022 Keep goin' ! 1364 01:38:50,022 --> 01:38:52,524 Damn ! Stop it ! 1365 01:38:53,025 --> 01:38:55,027 Ow ! God ! 1366 01:38:55,027 --> 01:38:59,031 Slow down. I want you bad, you fat-ass ! 1367 01:38:59,031 --> 01:39:04,536 I want you, man ! I gotta have you, man ! I'm gonna get you ! Hi-ya ! 1368 01:39:10,542 --> 01:39:13,045 Stop it ! 1369 01:39:23,055 --> 01:39:27,059 - [ laughing ] - whoa ! Heavy duty, brother ! 1370 01:39:27,059 --> 01:39:29,561 Pull up next to that car ! 1371 01:39:31,063 --> 01:39:34,566 Whoo ! Hey, thanks For droppin' in ! 1372 01:39:34,566 --> 01:39:36,568 Oh, my god ! 1373 01:39:41,573 --> 01:39:43,575 Get away from me ! Stop this truck ! 1374 01:39:55,087 --> 01:39:57,589 Stop that truck or-- [ screaming ] 1375 01:40:13,105 --> 01:40:16,108 Mr. Ghertner, What am i supposed to do... 1376 01:40:16,608 --> 01:40:18,610 When someone is standing On the hood of my car ? 1377 01:40:19,111 --> 01:40:21,613 Close in, faster ! 1378 01:40:21,613 --> 01:40:25,117 Move it up closer ! 1379 01:40:35,127 --> 01:40:38,630 Let go of him ! 1380 01:40:42,634 --> 01:40:45,637 [ laughing ] 1381 01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:51,143 You all right ? 1382 01:40:54,146 --> 01:40:57,649 Billingham, Let's move this chariot. 1383 01:40:58,650 --> 01:41:01,153 I still may be able To get in eight holes. 1384 01:41:16,168 --> 01:41:21,173 What the hell is this now ? A mirror truck ? 1385 01:41:21,173 --> 01:41:23,175 I hope none of them's cracked. 1386 01:41:36,188 --> 01:41:39,691 [ screaming ] 1387 01:42:08,220 --> 01:42:11,723 [ rudy ] Okay, bring 'em in ! Let's go ! That's it ! 1388 01:42:11,723 --> 01:42:14,226 Over to the left. Move it. That's good. 1389 01:42:14,226 --> 01:42:16,728 All right, come on. 1390 01:42:17,229 --> 01:42:20,732 All right, We're gonna fill this lot. 1391 01:42:21,233 --> 01:42:23,735 That's it ! That's it ! 1392 01:42:23,735 --> 01:42:26,738 Get them in there. Nice job ! 1393 01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:31,243 Whoo ! We did some Pretty heavy drivin', Huh, girl ? 1394 01:42:31,243 --> 01:42:35,247 But we missed page 35 ! We're here, aren't we ? 1395 01:42:35,247 --> 01:42:37,249 This motherfucker's all right. 1396 01:42:37,749 --> 01:42:40,252 This motherfucking car is bad ! I tell you, man ! 1397 01:42:40,252 --> 01:42:43,755 Mr. Ghertner, did i pass ? Did i, mr. Ghertner ? Did i pass the test ? 1398 01:42:44,256 --> 01:42:48,760 Yes, yes, my dear. As long as you promise to get Your license in another state. 1399 01:42:54,766 --> 01:42:59,271 What time is it ? We got plenty of time. Look who's coming. 1400 01:43:05,277 --> 01:43:07,279 We've done it ! We've done it ! 1401 01:43:07,279 --> 01:43:11,783 Mr. Slaton, I know you're seeing The same thing... 1402 01:43:11,783 --> 01:43:15,287 With those itty-bitty Beady eyes of yours That i'm looking at. 1403 01:43:15,287 --> 01:43:19,791 I tell you, That sure looks like A mile of cars to me. 1404 01:43:19,791 --> 01:43:22,294 Let's just, uh, make sure, Your honor. 1405 01:43:22,294 --> 01:43:24,796 Measure 'em. Every one of 'em. Measure 'em ! 1406 01:43:25,297 --> 01:43:29,301 Oh, no, sir. That's it. No, no, no. 1407 01:43:29,301 --> 01:43:34,806 I mean, that's a red car. No, i'm sorry. I tried, that's all. 1408 01:43:34,806 --> 01:43:36,808 That's a red car. Oh, no. 1409 01:43:36,808 --> 01:43:39,811 No, no, no, no, no, No, no, no. 1410 01:43:40,312 --> 01:43:41,813 It's a red car. 1411 01:43:42,314 --> 01:43:45,817 The way i figured, If jeff don't get here, We're gonna be 18 feet short. 1412 01:43:45,817 --> 01:43:48,320 Give me the walkie-talkie. 1413 01:43:49,821 --> 01:43:52,824 Jeff, come in. Jeff, are you there ? 1414 01:43:52,824 --> 01:43:56,828 [ rudy over walkie-talkie ] Jeff ? Jeff ? Are you there ? 1415 01:43:56,828 --> 01:43:58,330 Come in. Are you there ? 1416 01:43:58,330 --> 01:44:01,333 Jeff ! 1417 01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:03,335 Jeff, come in. Are you there ? 1418 01:44:03,335 --> 01:44:06,338 Jeff, come in. Are you there ? Jeff ! 1419 01:44:06,338 --> 01:44:07,839 Sixteen nine. 1420 01:44:07,839 --> 01:44:10,842 Jeff, come in, Please ! Where is he ? 1421 01:44:10,842 --> 01:44:13,845 Ah, yeah, yeah, rudy, I'm here. 1422 01:44:13,845 --> 01:44:16,848 Where is here ? 1423 01:44:16,848 --> 01:44:20,852 I'm parked near the Railroad crossing on valley road Somewhere near highway 9. 1424 01:44:21,353 --> 01:44:23,355 What do you mean, parked ? Get over here ! 1425 01:44:23,855 --> 01:44:25,357 Without your car, We're 18 feet short. 1426 01:44:25,357 --> 01:44:27,859 Can't they measure them Any faster ? 1427 01:44:27,859 --> 01:44:31,863 What do you expect me To do, mr. Slaton ? Put Roller skates on them boys ? 1428 01:44:31,863 --> 01:44:36,368 And, and, uh, uh, The paint washed off, rudy. There's red paint underneath. 1429 01:44:36,368 --> 01:44:38,370 [ jeff ] Which means it's a red car. 1430 01:44:38,870 --> 01:44:40,872 I can't drive it. It's a red car. 1431 01:44:40,872 --> 01:44:42,874 Jeff, you've been driving it All day. 1432 01:44:42,874 --> 01:44:45,877 It's all in your mind, babe. You can do it. Come on-- 1433 01:44:45,877 --> 01:44:47,379 [ train whistle blowing ] 1434 01:44:48,380 --> 01:44:50,882 Jeff, which side Of the tracks are you on ? 1435 01:44:50,882 --> 01:44:53,385 [ whistle blowing ] Uh, uh, east, east side. 1436 01:44:53,385 --> 01:44:55,887 He's on the wrong side. 2:45's comin' through. It's a long freight. 1437 01:44:55,887 --> 01:44:57,889 Come on, jeff. You've gotta do it, babe. 1438 01:44:57,889 --> 01:45:00,392 - i can't do it. - red cars don't mean shit ! 1439 01:45:00,392 --> 01:45:04,396 I'm sorry, jeff. Jeff, jeff, Listen to me now. 1440 01:45:04,396 --> 01:45:07,899 There's primer underneath That red paint, gray primer. 1441 01:45:07,899 --> 01:45:11,403 Now, you're really Driving a gray car. 1442 01:45:11,403 --> 01:45:14,906 Please, jeff, this is all I'm gonna say to you. 1443 01:45:14,906 --> 01:45:18,410 If you don't get here, We lose the lot. 1444 01:45:19,411 --> 01:45:21,913 Fourteen seven. 1445 01:45:21,913 --> 01:45:23,915 Seventeen feet, Nine inches. 1446 01:45:23,915 --> 01:45:27,919 [ toby whimpers ] 1447 01:45:27,919 --> 01:45:30,922 What do you think, Toby ? [ barks ] 1448 01:45:30,922 --> 01:45:33,425 [ whistle blowing ] 1449 01:45:33,925 --> 01:45:36,428 Shit. Wouldn't you know it. 1450 01:45:36,428 --> 01:45:38,430 For once the train's on time. 1451 01:45:38,930 --> 01:45:40,932 Seventeen six. 1452 01:45:40,932 --> 01:45:42,934 Eighteen feet, Four inches. 1453 01:45:42,934 --> 01:45:45,937 [ man ] Seventeen-- 1454 01:45:46,938 --> 01:45:51,943 [ whistle blowing ] 1455 01:45:53,445 --> 01:45:55,447 Seventeen feet, nine inches. 1456 01:45:55,947 --> 01:45:57,949 Fourteen four. 1457 01:45:57,949 --> 01:46:00,452 [ whistle blowing ] [ crossing bell ringing ] 1458 01:46:05,957 --> 01:46:08,960 [ engine sputters ] 1459 01:46:09,961 --> 01:46:13,465 [ engine revs, Tires screech ] 1460 01:46:13,465 --> 01:46:16,468 [ whistle blowing ] [ bell ringing ] 1461 01:46:18,470 --> 01:46:21,473 Come on ! Come on ! 1462 01:46:25,477 --> 01:46:29,481 - can't make it ! - [ whistle blowing ] 1463 01:46:31,483 --> 01:46:34,986 Eighteen feet, Four inches. Is that the last car ? 1464 01:46:34,986 --> 01:46:37,989 Yes, sir, We've measured them all. What's the final total ? 1465 01:46:37,989 --> 01:46:41,493 [ bell ringing ] One of these-- 1466 01:46:41,493 --> 01:46:45,497 [ bell ringing ] 1467 01:46:57,509 --> 01:47:01,513 Well, it better be A gray car ! 1468 01:47:01,513 --> 01:47:03,515 [ whimpers ] 1469 01:47:21,032 --> 01:47:24,536 [ jeff screaming ] 1470 01:47:25,537 --> 01:47:27,289 [ nervous laugh ] 1471 01:47:35,046 --> 01:47:40,051 You cheated ! You cheated ! You cheated, you bastards ! You cheated ! 1472 01:47:40,051 --> 01:47:44,055 Easy, roy, they're on The last car, and they're short. 1473 01:47:44,055 --> 01:47:46,057 Oh. [ laughs ] 1474 01:47:46,057 --> 01:47:49,060 5,262... 1475 01:47:49,060 --> 01:47:53,064 And 18 Will make it a mile. 1476 01:47:53,064 --> 01:47:58,069 Here it is right there, 18. You're 18 feet short. 1477 01:47:58,069 --> 01:48:01,072 [ tires screeching ] 1478 01:48:03,074 --> 01:48:05,577 [ mutters ] 1479 01:48:05,577 --> 01:48:09,581 Take it from the bumper. 1480 01:48:09,581 --> 01:48:13,084 [ chattering ] 1481 01:48:13,084 --> 01:48:16,087 Ah, you're Two inches short. 1482 01:48:16,087 --> 01:48:19,591 [ laughing ] 1483 01:48:19,591 --> 01:48:22,093 5,280 feet. 1484 01:48:22,093 --> 01:48:26,598 A mile of cars ! Case dismissed ! [ cheering ] 1485 01:48:31,603 --> 01:48:34,105 Wait a minute. Did somebody pay you off ? 1486 01:48:34,606 --> 01:48:36,608 A license plate don't count. Measure that again. 1487 01:48:36,608 --> 01:48:41,112 Come on, come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on. We won. 1488 01:48:41,112 --> 01:48:43,615 [ laughing ] 1489 01:48:43,615 --> 01:48:48,119 Don't give me that shit ! For uttering those contemptuous Remarks in my presence, 1490 01:48:48,119 --> 01:48:50,622 I'm gonna put your balls In a sling. 1491 01:48:51,122 --> 01:48:54,626 Deputies, let's haul ass. His ! The car-- 1492 01:48:54,626 --> 01:48:56,628 Ahh, ahh, ahh. 1493 01:48:56,628 --> 01:49:00,131 Come on, buddy, come on. 1494 01:49:03,635 --> 01:49:05,637 Well, partner. 1495 01:49:05,637 --> 01:49:09,140 Rudy, barbara, That was terrific, What you did here today. 1496 01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:12,644 Just terrific. You know, when they put That new freeway ramp in, 1497 01:49:12,644 --> 01:49:15,647 You're gonna have the best Freeway access in the state. 1498 01:49:15,647 --> 01:49:18,650 That means you can have The biggest dealership In the southwest. 1499 01:49:18,650 --> 01:49:21,653 Now, i know we've had Our differences in the past, 1500 01:49:21,653 --> 01:49:26,157 But i want you to know that If you ever need a friend, You've got one downtown. 1501 01:49:26,157 --> 01:49:29,160 Thanks, sam. Thanks a million. 1502 01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:33,164 Well, partners ! Don't partner me. 1503 01:49:33,164 --> 01:49:35,667 You knew about that Freeway exit the whole time, Didn't you ? 1504 01:49:35,667 --> 01:49:37,669 I didn't know anything About any freeway ramp. 1505 01:49:37,669 --> 01:49:41,172 This is the first I've heard of it. Rudy, are you sure ? 1506 01:49:42,674 --> 01:49:44,175 Trust me. 1507 01:49:44,676 --> 01:49:47,679 Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, miss. 1508 01:49:47,679 --> 01:49:51,182 Ma'am ? What's that yellow paint Doing on that car ? 1509 01:49:51,182 --> 01:49:54,686 Did it used to be A taxi ? Ah, that car there ? 1510 01:49:54,686 --> 01:49:57,188 Yeah, that car there. 1511 01:50:05,697 --> 01:50:09,200 No, ma'am, That's yellow primer. Yellow primer ? 1512 01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:13,204 Ah, yes, ma'am. It's being used on a lot Of cars these days. 1513 01:50:13,204 --> 01:50:16,708 It's a rust preventative. It adds life to the body. Oh. 1514 01:50:16,708 --> 01:50:20,211 You know-- 1515 01:50:22,714 --> 01:50:26,217 [ man ] ## it's all a big shuffle Cut and deal ## 1516 01:50:26,217 --> 01:50:29,721 ## all the smart players Got a way to steal ## 1517 01:50:29,721 --> 01:50:32,724 ## if you're a believer You'll find out fast ## 1518 01:50:32,724 --> 01:50:36,227 ## like life and your pickup Nothing's made to last ## 1519 01:50:36,227 --> 01:50:39,731 ## used car Everybody's got one to trade ## 1520 01:50:39,731 --> 01:50:43,735 ## used car Everybody's got one to sell ## 1521 01:50:43,735 --> 01:50:48,239 ## used car buyer, take care Buyer, beware ## 1522 01:50:48,239 --> 01:50:49,741 Oh, yeah. 1523 01:50:49,741 --> 01:50:53,745 ## you gotta spit on it To make it shine ## 1524 01:50:53,745 --> 01:50:57,248 ## you gotta hard sell it Move it down the line ## 1525 01:50:57,248 --> 01:51:00,752 ## like an old lover It's slowing down ## 1526 01:51:00,752 --> 01:51:03,755 ## you wanna change partners You gotta shop around ## 1527 01:51:04,255 --> 01:51:07,258 ## used car Everybody's got one to trade ## 1528 01:51:07,759 --> 01:51:11,262 ## used car Everybody's got one to sell ## 1529 01:51:11,262 --> 01:51:15,767 ## used car buyer, take care Buyer, beware ## 1530 01:51:31,282 --> 01:51:35,286 ## are you a spring dreamer Ripe for love ## 1531 01:51:35,286 --> 01:51:38,790 ## spot a great body You've been dreamin' of ## 1532 01:51:39,290 --> 01:51:42,293 ## so you go for it She's a heavy ten ## 1533 01:51:42,293 --> 01:51:45,296 ## paint peels off You've been ripped off again ## 1534 01:51:45,797 --> 01:51:48,800 ## used car Everybody's got one to trade ## 1535 01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:52,804 ## used car Everybody's got one to sell ## 1536 01:51:52,804 --> 01:51:57,308 ## used car buyer, take care Buyer, go to hell ## 1537 01:51:59,310 --> 01:52:02,814 ## used car Everybody's got one to trade ## 1538 01:52:02,814 --> 01:52:06,317 ## used car Everybody's got one to sell ## 1539 01:52:06,818 --> 01:52:10,822 ## used car buyer, take care Buyer, go to hell ## 1540 01:52:11,322 --> 01:52:13,324 Yeah, right. 1541 01:52:13,324 --> 01:52:16,327 ## used car Everybody's got one to trade ## 1542 01:52:16,327 --> 01:52:20,331 ## used car Everybody's got one to sell ## 1543 01:52:20,331 --> 01:52:25,336 ## used car buyer, take care Buyer, go to hell ## 1544 01:52:27,839 --> 01:52:30,842 [ chorus ] ## used car ## ## trust me ## 1545 01:52:31,342 --> 01:52:34,345 [ chorus ] ## used car ## ## would i lie to you ## 1546 01:52:34,345 --> 01:52:38,349 ## used car buyer, take care ####