1 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:12,909 ODD THOMAS 2 00:00:23,926 --> 00:00:26,675 WELCOME TO PICO MUNDO 3 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:27,765 My name is Odd Thomas. 4 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,554 Though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship. 5 00:00:31,589 --> 00:00:33,063 I'm not sure why you should care. 6 00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:35,517 I'm not a celebrity. I'm not the child of a celebrity. 7 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:37,307 I've never been married to, abused by, 8 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:39,062 or provided a kidney to a celebrity. 9 00:00:39,097 --> 00:00:40,391 Green Moon Bowling 10 00:00:43,108 --> 00:00:46,560 But I do lead an unusual life. 11 00:00:54,078 --> 00:00:56,154 Penny Kalisto. 12 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:08,642 My name really is Odd. 13 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:12,053 According to my mother, it was a screw-up on my birth certificate. 14 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:15,429 She says I was supposed to be called Todd, after a Lithuanian uncle. 15 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:18,110 My father insists my name was always Odd... 16 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,395 and he notes that all of my uncles are Bulgarian. 17 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:24,669 My father claims my mother is insane. 18 00:01:24,704 --> 00:01:27,440 My mother, of course, begs to differ. 19 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:33,363 My abilities are a gift from God! 20 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,078 My father won that argument. 21 00:01:37,332 --> 00:01:40,997 I was 12 years old when they finally locked her up and threw away the key. 22 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:50,172 I've come to believe that my mother and I share certain... 23 00:01:50,262 --> 00:01:51,687 abilities. 24 00:01:51,722 --> 00:01:54,433 Since I don't want to be locked up with the key thrown away... 25 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:58,597 I've pretty much kept mine a secret. 26 00:02:06,529 --> 00:02:07,989 Odd Thomas. 27 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:09,414 Hello, Harlo. 28 00:02:09,449 --> 00:02:10,999 Long time, no see. 29 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:13,954 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Come on, man. No touchy, no feely. 30 00:02:13,989 --> 00:02:17,031 - Sorry, but I love this car. - I know. 31 00:02:17,066 --> 00:02:20,073 It's too bad a car can't love you back. 32 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:24,942 What's wrong, Odd? There anything I can do? 33 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:27,171 No, it's something you've already done. 34 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:30,152 Hey! Hey! Come on- oh, Odd. No fooling around, man. 35 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:32,295 - Give me my keys. - Her blood is in your pocket. 36 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:36,516 Most people would think that's a weird thing to say... 37 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:38,765 but you don't think it's very weird, do you, Harlo? 38 00:02:45,654 --> 00:02:46,899 On that night... 39 00:02:48,365 --> 00:02:50,868 you took a piece of white felt... 40 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:52,793 and after killing Penny... 41 00:02:52,828 --> 00:02:55,539 you collected some of her blood. 42 00:02:55,574 --> 00:02:57,590 And now it's dry... 43 00:02:57,625 --> 00:03:01,374 and stiff and brittle like a cracker... 44 00:03:02,213 --> 00:03:05,962 and it's still in your pocket. 45 00:03:13,683 --> 00:03:16,394 In moments like these, pity tears at me. 46 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,071 And a kind of madness comes over me... 47 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:21,817 forcing me to hunt people like Harlo Landerson... 48 00:03:21,852 --> 00:03:25,767 who I have no pity for whatsoever. 49 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,166 Sorry, Mrs. Curtees! 50 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,630 Sorry, Saleen! 51 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:23,757 What the hell are you doing? 52 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:25,964 Mom, what's going on? 53 00:04:30,222 --> 00:04:32,096 Stevie, run honey, run! 54 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:41,681 Come here! 55 00:04:50,577 --> 00:04:53,282 My life is filled with guys like Harlo Landerson. 56 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:58,914 And since I like my face just the way it is... 57 00:05:00,171 --> 00:05:01,831 I learned how to handle myself. 58 00:05:18,607 --> 00:05:23,103 I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it. 59 00:05:23,946 --> 00:05:25,788 Hey. Hey! 60 00:05:25,823 --> 00:05:27,748 Shift down, man! Go easy. 61 00:05:27,783 --> 00:05:30,701 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a "go easy" gear. 62 00:05:31,871 --> 00:05:33,623 You should probably get that looked at. 63 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:35,173 Now, Officer Eckles... 64 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,299 does being a police officer 65 00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:38,002 give you the right to beat the shit out of people? 66 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,636 Not at all, Officer Varner. 67 00:05:39,671 --> 00:05:41,663 But it is one of the perks of the job. 68 00:05:47,721 --> 00:05:51,884 I believe in a higher power and the afterlife. 69 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,434 Call me strange. 70 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,696 Others do. 71 00:05:57,731 --> 00:05:59,605 He's so strange. 72 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,327 Don't worry, Penny. 73 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,782 I think where you're going is a home for the spirit... 74 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:10,448 and it's filled with kindness and wonder. 75 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,453 I'm sorry, Penny. 76 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:16,572 I'm sorry your life was so short. 77 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,797 The dead don't talk. 78 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,716 I don't know why. 79 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:37,613 Here we are again. 80 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,899 Busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere. 81 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,913 Most of it was not my fault. 82 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:48,347 Except the panda bear lamp and the Biffy the Clown mirror. 83 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:51,711 - That was this guy. - Why didn't you come to me first.. 84 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:55,584 give me a chance to find a way to get Harlo to entrap himself? 85 00:06:55,619 --> 00:06:56,717 Whenever we do it that way, 86 00:06:56,752 --> 00:06:58,879 it's always more efficient and less destructive. 87 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:01,006 Yes, I know but he had to be stopped right now... 88 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,213 or he was gonna do it again soon. 89 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:06,429 That's what Penny wanted to tell me. That's why she hadn't left yet. 90 00:07:06,464 --> 00:07:09,880 Son, you so complicate my life. 91 00:07:12,685 --> 00:07:13,930 Look. 92 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:16,821 Besides her blood... 93 00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:20,819 Harlo had these photos of Penny post-mortem in his wallet. 94 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:23,610 If there's any fuss about how you pegged Harlo... 95 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:26,366 just say he opened up his wallet to pay off a bet. 96 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:29,161 Five bucks on yesterday's Dodger's game... 97 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:31,321 the photos fell out, you saw em- 98 00:07:31,356 --> 00:07:33,446 He ran and naturally, I gave chase. 99 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,328 Naturally. 100 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:29,078 Save me! 101 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:32,735 Save us! 102 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:34,709 - Save - Us! 103 00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:36,633 - Save.. - Us! 104 00:08:36,668 --> 00:08:38,523 Save you from who? 105 00:08:41,112 --> 00:08:42,357 Who is that? 106 00:08:43,406 --> 00:08:44,781 Who is it? 107 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:24,191 Evil is coming. 108 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:27,950 And it's up to me to figure out who's gonna be holding the gun. 109 00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:30,454 Morning, Elvis. 110 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:32,172 Pico Mundo Grill CLOSED 111 00:09:32,207 --> 00:09:33,841 So much of my life is out of my controI. 112 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:37,421 I would have gone 7 kinds of crazy if I hadn't simplified. 113 00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:41,092 So I have no motorized vehicles, no homeownership... 114 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:44,095 no insurance, and no grand ambitions. 115 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,257 Ladies. 116 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,188 Eggs! Wreck em and stretch em! 117 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:49,851 "Wreck em" means scrambled, and "stretch em" means... 118 00:09:49,886 --> 00:09:51,067 add an extra egg. 119 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:52,527 Cardiac shingles and hash browns! 120 00:09:52,562 --> 00:09:55,690 "Cardiac shingles" are toast with lots of butter. 121 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,418 And hash browns... 122 00:09:57,453 --> 00:09:59,076 are just hash browns. 123 00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:01,815 Not every word we use is diner lingo. 124 00:10:03,198 --> 00:10:04,706 Just as not every short-order cook 125 00:10:04,741 --> 00:10:08,913 is an undercover detective for dead people. 126 00:10:08,948 --> 00:10:10,371 Duck. 127 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:19,722 That is Stormy Lewellyn. 128 00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:24,254 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 129 00:10:26,222 --> 00:10:27,598 GYPSY MUMMY ALL SEEING EYE 130 00:10:28,516 --> 00:10:32,680 You are destined to be together forever. 131 00:10:35,607 --> 00:10:38,229 Hey, Chief. Tummy Tickler coming at ya. 132 00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:44,700 You know, I'm still not happy about what you did yesterday, Oddie. 133 00:10:44,735 --> 00:10:45,952 You could have gotten yourself killed. 134 00:10:45,987 --> 00:10:48,628 I am not afraid of death. 135 00:10:48,663 --> 00:10:51,154 Of course, I'm not ready to go on a date with him, either. 136 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,299 Would you throw yourself off a cliff for me? 137 00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:00,182 Of course I would. 138 00:11:00,217 --> 00:11:03,053 Into a river of razor blades and lemon juice? 139 00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:04,269 Absolutely. 140 00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:06,682 Of course, I'd like to know the reasoning behind such a request.. 141 00:11:06,717 --> 00:11:08,732 but, fortunately for me... 142 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:12,104 you reek of intelligence and integrity. 143 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,398 And you reek of peach shampoo. 144 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,806 Just the way I like you. 145 00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:20,203 - Chief. - Morning, Stormy. 146 00:11:20,238 --> 00:11:22,532 What's with the cat-ate-the-canary smile? 147 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,406 Tonight is date night. 148 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,448 So you think you're gonna get yourself some, huh? 149 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:30,790 - I wouldn't put it quite that way. - Stormy SpeciaI. 150 00:11:30,825 --> 00:11:32,867 - Girlfriend. - Morning, dude. 151 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,445 I call them bodachs. 152 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,113 Well, not to their faces, I hope. 153 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,521 I never met anybody that could see em before. 154 00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:59,446 - Neither have I. - Everyone told me it's in my head. 155 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:01,031 Well, you should stop telling everyone. 156 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:02,664 I tried telling my parents. 157 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,242 If I told my parents, I'd ve spent my whole life... 158 00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:06,135 picking winning lottery numbers. 159 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,993 You can pick winning lotto numbers? 160 00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:11,250 - No, I can't. Stay on point. - Right. Yeah. 161 00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:14,378 Yesterday, when I finally saw one... 162 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:16,547 I gave him the finger, Homes. 163 00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:17,972 Don't you know? 164 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:21,542 If they find out you can see them, they will kill you. 165 00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:29,804 They will kill you. 166 00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:07,607 - Little advice? - Yeah? 167 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,610 Karla prefers chocolate to flowers 168 00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:12,147 and you should get yourself some candles. 169 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,178 Candles? 170 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,268 Thanks. Good idea. 171 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:22,540 Whew, close. 172 00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:24,243 That would have been a little awkward. 173 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,700 You two are really something. 174 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:29,088 I don't know what, but something. 175 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:31,626 We're weird and screwed up but we're okay. 176 00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:32,871 I don't know. 177 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:34,545 You are... 178 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,013 so cool. 179 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:40,719 So, you deny me my weirdness, but agree that I'm screwed up? 180 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,352 You're right. I see your problem. 181 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,681 Weirdness, it can be fun. It can be kind of cooI. 182 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:48,435 Screwed-up-ness, not so much. 183 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,223 You are quite weird. 184 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:56,027 - Apology accepted. - I gotta go. Be good, you two. 185 00:13:56,062 --> 00:13:58,654 It's not me you have to worry about. 186 00:13:58,689 --> 00:13:59,983 Don't I know it. 187 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,826 I gotta go to work, too, Oddie. 188 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:05,114 - Okay. - Later, my love. 189 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,002 Stormy! 190 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,510 Miss you already. 191 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,192 - Living up to his name. - Every damn day. 192 00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:35,437 Later. 193 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,614 Months often pass when I don't see a single bodach. 194 00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:40,539 When they do show up... 195 00:14:40,574 --> 00:14:43,702 it's a sure sign that carnage and bloodshed are not far behind. 196 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:44,585 Morning. 197 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,826 They don't cause it. They feed on it. 198 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:51,074 The more bodachs that show up, the bigger the eventuaI feast. 199 00:14:53,504 --> 00:14:56,006 They're attracted to evil like bees to flowers. 200 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,509 They know when death is coming and want to watch. 201 00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:00,852 They don't show up for any ordinary death. 202 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:05,181 They want extreme, operatic violence and terror. 203 00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:10,272 Penny Kalisto's death wasn't horrific enough... 204 00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:14,020 to bring a single bodach into our world. 205 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,691 This town is in serious trouble. 206 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,953 - Bye, Oddie. - See you, ladies. 207 00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:25,827 Nicolina! Levanna! 208 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,372 Odd, am I really sucking at this whole "mother" thing? 209 00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,889 Well, considering their last one was a junkie... 210 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:38,551 who left them in your lap when you were barely 18... 211 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:42,180 I think you rather rock, Vi. 212 00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:43,211 See you later. 213 00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:45,691 I'm heading this way, too. 214 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:48,082 Gonna go see Madame Pearl, get myself read. 215 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,404 Personally, I don't believe people who say... 216 00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:53,567 they can read minds or palms and, trust me, tea leaves... 217 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,284 just cloggage in the garbage disposal. 218 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:58,364 It's just I had this dream last night you would not believe. 219 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:02,118 Well, anything short of a 9-alarm massacre, I can top. 220 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:04,823 I'd never seen myself face-on in a dream before. 221 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:07,589 You saw your own face? 222 00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:11,169 Me and this guy, we were both lying dead all busted up... 223 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,874 like we'd been shot to pieces or something. 224 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:21,270 You know, I wouldn't worry about it, Vi. 225 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:23,381 I mean, have any of your dreams ever come true? 226 00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:25,471 No. 227 00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:28,813 I know most people think you're just quirky or weird, Odd... 228 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:30,898 except Stormy who thinks angels fly out of your butt. 229 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,650 But I know there's more to it. 230 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:34,200 You have a secret. 231 00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:36,160 You're either a clairvoyant... 232 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,455 a psychic, a seer, a soothsayer, or something. 233 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,700 Or you got yourself some juice with a higher power. 234 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,583 And I need to know. 235 00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:43,492 Tell me the truth now, Odd. 236 00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:46,405 Do you see death in me? 237 00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:54,131 No. No, all I see is my own insensitivity... 238 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,583 and a long, happy life for you, okay? 239 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:05,179 Hey, Vi, the the dead guy in your dream, what was he wearing? 240 00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:07,895 Wearing? I don't know. 241 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:10,155 Oh! Wait. Yeah... 242 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:14,686 a red and black shirt with black bowling balls on it. 243 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:24,496 One of my stranger abilities is that when I need to find someone... 244 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:27,047 like right now, the creepy guy in the diner, 245 00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:31,045 I can randomly wander around, and pretty quickly, I'll run into him. 246 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,453 This is a talent for which I have no name. 247 00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:36,676 Stormy calls it psychic magnetism. 248 00:17:36,711 --> 00:17:39,269 TIRE WORLD Super Summer Sale 249 00:17:39,304 --> 00:17:42,188 That's Tom Jedd. He was my little league coach. 250 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:46,394 Been hanging around Tire World for years, although I don't know why. 251 00:17:46,429 --> 00:17:48,772 His death was not caused by a defective tire. 252 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:52,521 Such a beautifuI girl- 253 00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:02,036 There is something about a dead man trying to get a laugh... 254 00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,112 that just bugs me. 255 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:08,501 Perhaps because it suggests that even in death... 256 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:11,419 we still have a pathetic need to be liked. 257 00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:16,007 As well as the ever-present ability to humiliate ourselves. 258 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,381 Where are you? 259 00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:24,221 Where are you? 260 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,929 MANAGER Stormy 261 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:38,199 When I finally have my own shop, no stupid uniforms. 262 00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,702 I think you look adorable. 263 00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,654 Adorable? Really? 264 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,571 Puppies are adorable. 265 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,438 Why are you here so early? You missing me? 266 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:51,254 Always. But I'm here looking for a guy. 267 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:52,054 A creepy guy. 268 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,843 Well, with you, there can be no other kind. 269 00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:59,377 My psychic magnetism brought me here. 270 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,979 - That guy? - That guy. 271 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,360 You are better than a bloodhound. 272 00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,612 What is that thing on his head? 273 00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:15,620 Hair. 274 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,615 It looks like a yellow yarmulke. 275 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,249 No, it's hair. 276 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,637 Any of those bodachs with him? 277 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,991 More than I've ever seen before. 278 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,451 You're not shivering 'cause of cold ice cream, are you? 279 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,571 I'm gonna see what this guy's up to. 280 00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:37,761 - Stormy, wait, wait. - You, sit. 281 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:49,644 You think those fish are up to something? 282 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,403 All fish do are eat, excrete, and fornicate all in the same water. 283 00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:54,828 Fish are disgusting. 284 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,997 Oh, I never thought so till now. 285 00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:59,868 Your creepy friend is buying two gallons of the summer special. 286 00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:01,293 Are the flavors significant? 287 00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:03,819 That's your department. I'm just reporting in. 288 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,271 Cherry chocolate coconut chunk? 289 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,384 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 290 00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:12,882 I didn't realize the grammar was so rigid in the ice-cream business. 291 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:14,257 Well, now you know. 292 00:20:18,429 --> 00:20:20,303 This is bad for business. 293 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,716 Why? No one can see em but me. 294 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:28,894 Well, how could a bunch of slithering, evil spirits... 295 00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:31,143 and guy who look like fungus be good for business? 296 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,268 Fungus Man scares me. Can't you forget him? 297 00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:35,579 I have a gift. 298 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,908 It wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't supposed to use it. 299 00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:39,994 - Maybe it's not a gift. - It's a gift. 300 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,283 I still got the box it came in. 301 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:44,464 Here. Take my keys. 302 00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:46,620 And please show up for dinner alive... 303 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,741 because, remember, I can't see the dead. 304 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:27,217 If someone is going to cause extreme violence... 305 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:31,054 especially on a massive scale, which this is starting to look like... 306 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:35,798 bodachs will not leave him untiI the last ounce of blood has been spilled. 307 00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,382 But they lost interest in Fungus Man. 308 00:22:19,182 --> 00:22:22,185 Winstons, Camels, and Marlboros. 309 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,103 Fungus Man has friends. 310 00:23:04,938 --> 00:23:06,931 Oh, now would be a good time to run. 311 00:24:35,992 --> 00:24:37,024 Bodachs. 312 00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:19,428 - Hey. - Loop me in, odd one. 313 00:26:19,727 --> 00:26:23,689 I think I just achieved a personaI best in the "jump and gasp" event. 314 00:26:23,724 --> 00:26:25,583 Don't be such a scaredy-cat. 315 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,408 I found a gateway to hell. 316 00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:28,993 I'm walking back to it right now. 317 00:26:29,028 --> 00:26:31,823 Most people would have the good sense to run away from it. 318 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:35,274 - Well, I'm not like most people. - Not in the least. 319 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:43,620 It's gone now. 320 00:26:45,796 --> 00:26:46,929 Or hidden. 321 00:26:46,964 --> 00:26:50,084 So, is Fungus Bob a man or something new in the neighborhood? 322 00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:52,044 I don't know. 323 00:26:54,472 --> 00:26:56,397 This place looks like some kind of shrine. 324 00:26:56,432 --> 00:26:57,356 UNABOMBER... Theodore Kaczynski Arrested and... 325 00:26:57,391 --> 00:26:58,309 Bundy Claims... Police Believe The Number To Be... 326 00:26:58,344 --> 00:26:59,734 Cannibal Killer DECAPITATED UNABOMBER 327 00:26:59,769 --> 00:27:03,231 Shrine of guys that like to make belts out of women's nipples. 328 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:04,476 What? 329 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:08,235 Who is this guy? 330 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:13,111 His real name is Robert Robertson. 331 00:27:13,742 --> 00:27:15,918 Well, hello Fungus Bob. 332 00:27:15,953 --> 00:27:18,455 Did you check the refrigerator for any severed heads? 333 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,172 No, I didn't open his refrigerator. 334 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:22,626 Where else would you expect to find severed heads? 335 00:27:22,661 --> 00:27:24,500 I wasn't looking for any. 336 00:27:26,589 --> 00:27:28,723 Stormy, Stormy, someone's here. I got to go. 337 00:27:28,758 --> 00:27:30,808 We don't know what this guy's planning to do yet. 338 00:27:30,843 --> 00:27:33,334 You know what? Let me ask him to wait outside untiI I'm finished. 339 00:27:35,014 --> 00:27:37,422 I can feel that. 340 00:27:40,854 --> 00:27:42,647 Wait a minute. What's today's date? 341 00:27:42,682 --> 00:27:43,947 August 14th. 342 00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:46,276 The page to August 15th is torn out of his calendar. 343 00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:48,483 That's tomorrow. What happens tomorrow? 344 00:27:49,321 --> 00:27:52,449 - Hold on. Hold on. - Get out of there, Oddie. 345 00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:55,244 Maybe he has a file on himself, you know? 346 00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:57,003 Unsolved murders and atrocities. 347 00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:59,326 Chief and I could figure out a way to entrap him. 348 00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:04,128 So, what's in it? Is he a mass murderer? 349 00:28:04,163 --> 00:28:05,457 No. 350 00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:09,599 But I think he wants to be. 351 00:28:09,634 --> 00:28:13,299 Hey, Bob! Robert, where the hell are you? 352 00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:16,004 I want my gun back! 353 00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:23,306 Oh, shit. Damn dogs. 354 00:28:25,818 --> 00:28:27,277 Shut up, you hear me? 355 00:28:31,866 --> 00:28:33,291 Shut up you damn dogs! 356 00:28:33,326 --> 00:28:36,529 One of these days, bang! You hear me? 357 00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:45,839 Wyatt is out back here burning some perfectly good steaks. 358 00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:46,965 Thanks, Karla. 359 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,181 Chief. 360 00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:51,261 Odd, I hope you haven't come here to dampen my evening. 361 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,686 I share your hope, sir. 362 00:28:52,721 --> 00:28:54,285 Been communing with the dead? 363 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,229 It's not about who's dead, sir. 364 00:28:56,264 --> 00:28:58,138 It's about who soon might be. 365 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:02,572 We call him Fungus Bob. 366 00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:05,735 Yeah, I saw him enter the grill, but he didn't strike me as suspicious. 367 00:29:05,770 --> 00:29:07,911 Just unfortunate. 368 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:11,157 Oh, you don't have the advantage of seeing his fan club, sir. 369 00:29:11,192 --> 00:29:14,584 I guarantee you hell on earth is coming to Pico Mundo. 370 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,997 You know sometimes you expect me to walk a dangerously narrow line. 371 00:29:18,032 --> 00:29:21,376 That's just because I've got such great respect for your balance, sir. 372 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:24,063 Son that sounds perilously close to being bullshit. 373 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,715 There's a little bit of bullshit in it. A little. 374 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,766 But it's mostly sincere. 375 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:31,199 Odd this is one of our newer officers... 376 00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:33,598 - Bern Eckles. - Oh, hi. We met yesterday. 377 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,231 Good collar, that Harlo character. 378 00:29:35,266 --> 00:29:37,143 I can't believe I once dated that perv. 379 00:29:37,178 --> 00:29:38,443 And of course you know Lysette. 380 00:29:38,478 --> 00:29:40,980 Bern, I want you to do a little DMV check on.. 381 00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:43,269 this guy Odd was telling me about. 382 00:29:45,277 --> 00:29:47,237 I think Officer Eckles is a little worried 383 00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:48,370 I might try to hook up with you. 384 00:29:48,405 --> 00:29:50,073 Karla and the chief are trying to set us up... 385 00:29:50,108 --> 00:29:51,947 him being new to the force and all. 386 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:55,913 It's like cleaning fluid with sugar in it. 387 00:29:55,948 --> 00:29:57,630 Which reminds me, how's your dad? 388 00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:01,627 He's selling pieces of the moon online, vacation home sites. 389 00:30:01,662 --> 00:30:02,551 Is that legal? 390 00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:05,089 He certainly doesn't guarantee the quality of the air. 391 00:30:05,124 --> 00:30:07,383 And how's it going with Bronwen? 392 00:30:07,418 --> 00:30:08,926 She prefers "Stormy. " 393 00:30:08,961 --> 00:30:10,302 Who wouldn't? 394 00:30:11,346 --> 00:30:13,188 Did you used to play piano? 395 00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:15,600 I did, yeah, for years. How'd you know that? 396 00:30:15,635 --> 00:30:17,894 'Cause you have really beautifuI hands. 397 00:30:17,929 --> 00:30:19,472 I bet you play like a dream. 398 00:30:22,065 --> 00:30:24,776 You know Odd, you're a strange one. 399 00:30:24,811 --> 00:30:27,488 Yeah, I can't disagree with that. 400 00:30:27,523 --> 00:30:29,279 Bit of an oddball. 401 00:30:29,698 --> 00:30:32,201 That was my nickname all through high school. 402 00:30:32,236 --> 00:30:33,928 But you do have your charms. 403 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:35,586 That's what Stormy says. 404 00:30:35,621 --> 00:30:37,255 Personally, I find it rather dubious. 405 00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:40,418 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons... 406 00:30:40,453 --> 00:30:42,051 you should give me a call. 407 00:30:42,086 --> 00:30:44,679 I bet you really know how to whisk. 408 00:30:44,714 --> 00:30:47,216 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff. 409 00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:49,945 But, pancakes, you really, you got to fold em. 410 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,639 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know? 411 00:30:52,674 --> 00:30:54,513 Hey, Odd. We got to talk. 412 00:30:55,976 --> 00:30:58,319 Robertson moved here five months ago. 413 00:30:58,354 --> 00:31:01,023 Before that, he was living with his mother. 414 00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:03,731 Inherited a shitload when she died last year. 415 00:31:03,766 --> 00:31:06,404 Clean record, though. Not even a speeding ticket. 416 00:31:06,439 --> 00:31:08,329 How'd his mother die? 417 00:31:08,364 --> 00:31:11,138 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now. 418 00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:13,912 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob. 419 00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:14,794 I can't hold him. 420 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:18,583 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right? 421 00:31:18,618 --> 00:31:21,503 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jail... 422 00:31:21,538 --> 00:31:23,377 you'd already be there. 423 00:31:24,756 --> 00:31:26,049 You're gonna watch him right? 424 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,307 Only because you're never wrong, 425 00:31:27,342 --> 00:31:29,553 I'll put on a tail on him and watch his house. 426 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,264 You go and have your dinner with Stormy. 427 00:31:32,299 --> 00:31:33,147 She's the one. 428 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,328 You are one smooth operator, Odd. 429 00:31:35,363 --> 00:31:37,475 She must love to hear you say that. 430 00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:39,437 I love to hear me say it. 431 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,745 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter. 432 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:55,706 - Dead don't ride scooters. - Just saying. 433 00:31:55,741 --> 00:31:57,499 I'd have to scrub the seat for hours. 434 00:31:57,534 --> 00:31:59,216 Destroying the pleather. 435 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,171 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy. 436 00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,377 Crank it shut. This is a church. 437 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,053 I know it's a church. 438 00:32:09,088 --> 00:32:10,478 I have a brain, you know. 439 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,098 You know why I call you Pooh Bear? 440 00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:13,398 Because I'm so cuddly. 441 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,840 Because his head is full of stuffin' 442 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:22,157 Now listen to me, odd one. 443 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,194 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again. 444 00:32:24,229 --> 00:32:26,119 It doesn't exist anymore. 445 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,948 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back. 446 00:32:27,983 --> 00:32:29,998 - Never crossed my mind. - Yes, it did. 447 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,640 - Yes, it did. - It is a gate to the underworld... 448 00:32:32,675 --> 00:32:35,212 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again. 449 00:32:35,247 --> 00:32:37,833 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people without having to 450 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,544 trek all the way down to hell to pull his ass out of the fire. 451 00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:42,547 Since when are we living together? 452 00:32:42,582 --> 00:32:43,429 We will be. 453 00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:45,967 Oh, I guess I didn't think "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes. " 454 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,470 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears. 455 00:32:48,505 --> 00:32:51,174 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with? 456 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:54,851 Right. My heart. I'm supposed to listen with my heart. 457 00:32:54,886 --> 00:32:56,068 Listen with my heart. 458 00:32:56,103 --> 00:33:01,316 I will do something big to improve our financial situation. 459 00:33:01,351 --> 00:33:03,242 - Your idea about selling car tires? - Bigger. 460 00:33:03,277 --> 00:33:05,571 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires? 461 00:33:05,606 --> 00:33:06,589 - Shoes. - Shoes? 462 00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:07,538 Yeah, think about it. 463 00:33:07,573 --> 00:33:10,221 A family of 5 might have 2 cars but they have 10 feet. 464 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,835 Not only that, but they need different kinds of shoes. 465 00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:15,164 Dress shoes, winkle pickers, high-tops, low-tops, running shoes- 466 00:33:15,199 --> 00:33:17,250 But not you. You have 5 pairs of the same sneakers. 467 00:33:17,285 --> 00:33:19,456 - Like I said - You're not like most people. 468 00:33:20,378 --> 00:33:22,585 Not in the least. 469 00:33:30,806 --> 00:33:32,474 Do you want crackers with your cheese? 470 00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:33,691 We have a problem. 471 00:33:33,726 --> 00:33:35,394 Crackers aren't a problem, just a choice. 472 00:33:35,429 --> 00:33:36,193 - Come on. - What? 473 00:33:36,228 --> 00:33:38,102 - Come on! It's Fungus Bob! - What! 474 00:33:39,356 --> 00:33:41,230 He followed me. I don't know how. 475 00:33:42,401 --> 00:33:45,703 Shit! Come on! Come on! 476 00:33:45,738 --> 00:33:47,372 - It's him? You're sure? - Sure, I'm sure! 477 00:33:47,407 --> 00:33:49,909 You don't think the two of us could kick his ass? 478 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,451 Not this guy. 479 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:14,809 - Come on! - The sacristy! 480 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,434 The back door. Come on. Come on. 481 00:34:22,735 --> 00:34:24,494 Wait! Wait. Come here. 482 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,234 We're heading towards danger, not away from it. I can feeI it. 483 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,487 It's like he's everywhere. He's in front of us. He's behind us. 484 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:33,997 Come on. Let's go back the way we came. 485 00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:35,952 - Let's call the cops. - No time. 486 00:34:35,987 --> 00:34:37,873 I have a better plan. You stay here. 487 00:34:38,294 --> 00:34:39,858 I'm gonna run over there and open the door. 488 00:34:39,893 --> 00:34:41,422 If he doesn't lunge through, you run that way. 489 00:34:41,457 --> 00:34:43,556 If, however, he does lunge through, 490 00:34:43,591 --> 00:34:45,676 you run this way and I'll try to follow you. 491 00:34:45,711 --> 00:34:47,213 Some plan, odd one. 492 00:34:47,248 --> 00:34:48,715 It's the best I've got. 493 00:34:49,138 --> 00:34:50,681 Full of stuffin'. 494 00:35:04,863 --> 00:35:07,574 Does that mean "Get on with it" or "Up yours"? 495 00:35:07,609 --> 00:35:09,033 Unbelievable. 496 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:10,608 Right. 497 00:35:47,617 --> 00:35:49,194 Come on! Come on! 498 00:36:04,009 --> 00:36:05,225 Chief, it's Stormy. 499 00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:07,971 I'm sorry to drop in on date night, but here's Odd. 500 00:36:08,006 --> 00:36:10,647 Sir, if you send a car real quick to St. Bart's... 501 00:36:10,682 --> 00:36:13,394 you may be able to catch Robertson trashing the sacristy... 502 00:36:13,429 --> 00:36:14,610 or even the whole church. 503 00:36:14,645 --> 00:36:16,696 What was he doing vandalizing St. Bart's? 504 00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:19,233 He was trying to catch me and Stormy in the belfry. 505 00:36:19,268 --> 00:36:21,194 What were you and Stormy doing in the belfry? 506 00:36:21,229 --> 00:36:23,358 Well, we were having a picnic, sir. 507 00:36:23,393 --> 00:36:25,488 I'm sure that makes sense to you. 508 00:36:28,076 --> 00:36:31,574 My guy at Robertsons house said he still hasn't been home yet. 509 00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:35,073 Yeah, because apparently Bob's been too busy following me. 510 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,009 Oh, one second. 511 00:36:37,044 --> 00:36:39,338 - Where are you going? - To get some food. 512 00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:41,632 How can you think of dinner right now? 513 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,474 Because I'm hungry. 514 00:36:43,509 --> 00:36:46,426 Look, Odd. Vandalism, big deaI. 515 00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:50,346 I thought you said this guy was gonna bring on the apocalypse. 516 00:36:50,381 --> 00:36:53,846 Yes, sir, on August 15th, which is less than 3 hours away. 517 00:36:53,936 --> 00:36:57,056 Trust me, that is the day that Pico Mundo will never forget. 518 00:36:59,776 --> 00:37:01,201 Lyle! 519 00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:03,384 Oh. Hi, Odd. Hi Stormy. 520 00:37:03,419 --> 00:37:05,532 - Hi, Ozzie. - Hey, Oz. 521 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:06,991 Odd. 522 00:37:08,535 --> 00:37:09,494 - I'll be right back. - Lyle, you know that 523 00:37:10,334 --> 00:37:11,365 I know guys who know guys, right? Right. - Right. 524 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,291 So if you guys don't stop messing up my takeout orders.. 525 00:37:14,326 --> 00:37:16,043 you're the one that's gonna get taken out. Get it? 526 00:37:16,078 --> 00:37:17,051 - Got it. - Good. 527 00:37:17,086 --> 00:37:19,171 Oz, Oz, watch your blood pressure. 528 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:20,805 My blood- Hey, Odd... 529 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,633 my blood has got cholesterol molecules 530 00:37:22,668 --> 00:37:23,933 the size of marshmallows in it... 531 00:37:23,968 --> 00:37:26,387 and if it wasn't for a little righteous outrage every now and again 532 00:37:26,422 --> 00:37:28,463 my arteries would completely collapse. 533 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:34,396 I finished that trinket you asked for. 534 00:37:34,431 --> 00:37:36,388 Perfect. 535 00:37:39,818 --> 00:37:42,077 Wow, Oz, what exactly is this? 536 00:37:42,112 --> 00:37:45,783 It's a steel heart 6 inches in diameter, like you said. 537 00:37:45,818 --> 00:37:47,208 No, I said... 538 00:37:47,243 --> 00:37:50,871 "A piece of steel 6 inches in diameter to go over a heart. " 539 00:37:50,906 --> 00:37:53,374 Well, man, I embellished, you know? 540 00:37:53,409 --> 00:37:54,924 I get in the moment. 541 00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:57,545 I mean, why would Stormy wanna wear that? 542 00:37:57,580 --> 00:37:59,387 It's not for Stormy. 543 00:37:59,422 --> 00:38:02,672 I keep having this image of a... 544 00:38:05,178 --> 00:38:07,254 a bullet going through a heart. 545 00:38:10,183 --> 00:38:12,342 It's perfect. Thank you. 546 00:38:16,315 --> 00:38:17,346 Hey, Chief. 547 00:38:19,985 --> 00:38:22,905 - This place is trashed. - Yeah, it was Bob Robertson, sir. 548 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:24,747 I'm sure you're right. You always are. 549 00:38:24,782 --> 00:38:27,994 But he was long gone. Didn't leave a single print. 550 00:38:28,029 --> 00:38:30,288 Even the chalices were spotless. 551 00:38:30,323 --> 00:38:31,212 Weird, huh? 552 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:34,876 I'll give my psychic magnetism a try to see if I can find him again. 553 00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:36,217 Take Stormy home first. 554 00:38:36,252 --> 00:38:38,129 - Like hell he will! - I heard that. 555 00:38:38,164 --> 00:38:39,244 He heard that. 556 00:38:39,673 --> 00:38:42,140 Chief, you know I love Oddie desperately... 557 00:38:42,175 --> 00:38:46,346 so madly I would cut off my hand if that made any sense as proof of love. 558 00:38:46,381 --> 00:38:48,349 And now I find out there's a guy trying to kill him. 559 00:38:48,384 --> 00:38:50,637 No one was trying to kill me, Stormy. 560 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,902 What, you think he was hitting on you? 561 00:38:52,937 --> 00:38:56,274 You know, this is the craziest conversation I've ever had. 562 00:38:56,309 --> 00:38:58,776 Odd you're a fountain of crazy conversations. 563 00:38:58,811 --> 00:39:00,105 A geyser. 564 00:39:02,113 --> 00:39:05,237 Time feels like a powerfuI black wave... 565 00:39:05,272 --> 00:39:08,361 that wishes to crash down and engulf us. 566 00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:11,778 I must run faster. 567 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:22,308 BOWLING 568 00:39:22,343 --> 00:39:24,741 Why did I drive here? 569 00:39:24,776 --> 00:39:27,104 Green Moon BOWLING 570 00:39:27,139 --> 00:39:29,607 Oh, my God. Oddie, your nightmare... 571 00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:32,437 the slaughter of the bowling alley people, is it happening here tonight? 572 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:34,014 - Now? - No. 573 00:39:34,314 --> 00:39:35,447 No, no, I checked this place. 574 00:39:35,482 --> 00:39:37,650 The employees here wear green and gold shirts. 575 00:39:37,685 --> 00:39:39,284 - So? - So, in my dreams, 576 00:39:39,319 --> 00:39:42,984 the victims wear red-and-black shirts with little black nbowling balls on em. 577 00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:46,500 And I don't see Fungus Bob's car anywhere. 578 00:39:46,535 --> 00:39:48,287 You think the slaughter of the bowling alley people 579 00:39:48,322 --> 00:39:49,663 and Fungus Bob are connected? 580 00:39:49,698 --> 00:39:50,992 Yeah. 581 00:39:52,249 --> 00:39:54,123 Yeah, yeah, I know they are. 582 00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,834 GREEN MOON BOWLING 583 00:40:17,067 --> 00:40:18,858 They got new uniforms. 584 00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:32,082 Don't you dare. 585 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,374 Oh, Wyatt. 586 00:40:35,336 --> 00:40:39,174 You said that whatever was gonna happen wouldn't happen untiI tomorrow. 587 00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:41,485 - Yes, sir, but you see- - I still got an hour. 588 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,762 I know, sir. I just want to keep you up to date. 589 00:40:43,797 --> 00:40:45,395 I think there's a good chance that 590 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,573 Bob Robertson might come to Green Moon Alley... 591 00:40:47,608 --> 00:40:49,717 to do a little more than just hook some balls. 592 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:02,240 Maybe you wanna send a guy out here to, you know, keep an eye out? 593 00:41:02,275 --> 00:41:04,374 Any of those bodarch things around? 594 00:41:04,409 --> 00:41:08,572 Bodachs. No, sir, but they will show up when he does. 595 00:41:08,705 --> 00:41:11,410 Yeah-yeah. All right. I'll send a guy right over. 596 00:41:13,168 --> 00:41:14,959 Something doesn't feel right. 597 00:41:15,378 --> 00:41:16,803 Something's wrong. 598 00:41:16,838 --> 00:41:18,402 Are you nuts? Everything's wrong. 599 00:41:18,437 --> 00:41:19,932 There's going to be a massacre... 600 00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:21,948 and I'll bet you it's going to happen here. 601 00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:23,894 No, all we know is it's the same uniforms, 602 00:41:23,929 --> 00:41:26,430 so it's the same group of people getting killed. 603 00:41:26,465 --> 00:41:28,932 But tomorrow, any of them could be anywhere. 604 00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:34,979 God, I'm missing something. I'm missing a piece of the puzzle. 605 00:41:38,111 --> 00:41:39,771 I need to see Viola. 606 00:41:42,782 --> 00:41:43,945 Evening! 607 00:41:44,868 --> 00:41:47,162 - Odd Thomas, right? - Yeah. 608 00:41:47,197 --> 00:41:48,431 Miss Lewellyn. 609 00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:49,630 The chief sent me. 610 00:41:49,665 --> 00:41:52,286 So you know this guy, right? 611 00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:56,336 I've seen him a couple times today but no, I don't know him. 612 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:59,383 Yeah, chief says, If you see him reach for his pocket 613 00:41:59,418 --> 00:42:01,257 he's probably not going for a breath mint. 614 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,645 - Wise words from a wise man. - Yeah. 615 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,800 So what exactly makes this guy so suspicious and dangerous? 616 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:10,847 He came into the grill for lunch today. 617 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,185 That's it? You served him lunch? 618 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:16,475 - He was weird. - How weird? 619 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:17,576 He had weird friends. 620 00:42:17,611 --> 00:42:19,071 - He has friends? - Weird ones. 621 00:42:19,106 --> 00:42:20,446 How weird? 622 00:42:21,073 --> 00:42:22,318 Very weird. 623 00:42:25,327 --> 00:42:29,707 And a couple hours ago, he got very aggressive with me. 624 00:42:29,742 --> 00:42:31,674 Wait. A couple hours ago, 625 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:35,125 this guy, Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 626 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,466 Look, the creep made a pass at me and Odd told him to back off... 627 00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:41,301 and the creep got, you know, creepy. 628 00:42:42,136 --> 00:42:43,382 Creepy. 629 00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:48,685 Hey, Simon, I've been dying to know what this tattoo means. 630 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,345 - Do you mind? - POD 631 00:42:52,147 --> 00:42:54,104 Well, Stormy... 632 00:42:54,316 --> 00:42:56,575 when I was a teenager, I was a mess. 633 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:59,592 If it wasn't for the police academy and the good Lord 634 00:42:59,627 --> 00:43:02,575 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity... 635 00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:04,532 that I'd rather not say the meaning of. 636 00:43:04,869 --> 00:43:07,656 Well, what a gentleman you are. 637 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:11,625 Nighty-night, Simon. 638 00:43:12,377 --> 00:43:13,622 Night. 639 00:43:17,257 --> 00:43:18,807 You manipulate me like that? 640 00:43:18,842 --> 00:43:21,428 Good heavens odd one, I manipulate you every day. 641 00:43:21,463 --> 00:43:22,769 - You do? - Yes. 642 00:43:22,804 --> 00:43:25,724 Gently, of course, and with great affection and you always like it. 643 00:43:25,759 --> 00:43:26,969 Oh, I do? 644 00:43:27,392 --> 00:43:29,652 You are so adorable. 645 00:43:29,687 --> 00:43:31,821 - I'm not adorable. - Oh, please. 646 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:34,567 Puppies, puppies, little puppies, are adorable. 647 00:43:34,602 --> 00:43:38,730 You and puppies, totally adorable. 648 00:43:41,657 --> 00:43:43,650 I had a feeling I'd see you tonight. 649 00:43:44,285 --> 00:43:46,579 - It's about my dream, isn't it? - You said you were shot. 650 00:43:46,614 --> 00:43:50,382 My skull was all whacked, my eyeball swollen. 651 00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:52,982 You know dreams have nothing to do with the reaI future, Vi. 652 00:43:53,017 --> 00:43:55,547 We've already been over that territory, but here you are. 653 00:43:55,582 --> 00:43:57,207 Where are you in your dream? 654 00:43:57,633 --> 00:44:00,131 No place. A dream place. Fuzzy. 655 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:02,629 Are you planning on going bowling? 656 00:44:03,055 --> 00:44:05,078 Bowling? Did you hit your head? 657 00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,066 What are your plans tomorrow? 658 00:44:07,101 --> 00:44:10,393 Levanna's birthday is Sunday, but tips are real good on a Sunday 659 00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:13,686 so I was gonna work it and celebrate her birthday tomorrow instead. 660 00:44:14,317 --> 00:44:17,237 A lot of people died in that dream of yours, huh Odd? 661 00:44:17,272 --> 00:44:18,482 Yeah, they did. 662 00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:20,982 Your dreams ever come true? 663 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:22,860 Sometimes. 664 00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:25,364 I thought so. 665 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,991 Close your eyes, Vi. 666 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,379 In your dream what do you see? 667 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,636 - What do you hear? - All right. 668 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,849 I'm running. 669 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,644 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights with... 670 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:57,276 old-fashioned kiddie music. 671 00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:03,316 And then I hear a big crowd, a roaring one. 672 00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:06,295 Like in a big football stadium. 673 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:09,367 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 674 00:45:10,835 --> 00:45:12,080 How do you die? 675 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,336 It's like someone hit me with a baseball bat, quick, like twice. 676 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,594 I scream and fall to my hands and knees. 677 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,318 My hands slip, slippery. 678 00:45:21,353 --> 00:45:23,008 What are you slipping on? 679 00:45:23,431 --> 00:45:26,309 Oh, God. Blood. There's blood everywhere. 680 00:45:26,344 --> 00:45:29,187 What's under the blood, under your hands? 681 00:45:29,222 --> 00:45:31,123 A floor, grass, concrete? 682 00:45:31,158 --> 00:45:33,024 I'm staring at the dead man. 683 00:45:35,444 --> 00:45:38,362 Do you know him? Do you recognize him? 684 00:45:42,952 --> 00:45:45,870 Oh, dear Lord, Odd. So many dead bodies. 685 00:45:47,415 --> 00:45:49,906 Odd, you have to stop this from happening. 686 00:45:54,422 --> 00:45:56,445 Oh, Odd, is there any hope this could pass? 687 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,468 If you listen to Oddie, you'll be just fine. 688 00:45:58,503 --> 00:45:59,500 No. 689 00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:04,157 Fate is not a straight road. There are many forks in it. 690 00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:07,553 You have the free will to choose which one you take, but... 691 00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,403 sometimes it will bend around... 692 00:46:09,438 --> 00:46:12,854 and bring you straight back to that same stubborn fate. 693 00:46:14,652 --> 00:46:16,395 I just wanna check on the girls. 694 00:46:21,743 --> 00:46:23,617 They're so beautiful, Viola. 695 00:46:24,329 --> 00:46:26,206 And they're such good girls. 696 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,057 They're lucky to have you. 697 00:46:28,092 --> 00:46:29,874 That's what everyone says. 698 00:46:58,323 --> 00:46:59,486 Odd? 699 00:47:00,742 --> 00:47:03,031 - Anything wrong? - No. 700 00:47:03,453 --> 00:47:07,416 No, no, no. I just wanted to make sure the girls were safe. 701 00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:09,550 And with the bars on the windows 702 00:47:09,585 --> 00:47:12,420 I taught them how to work the emergency release myself. 703 00:47:26,686 --> 00:47:31,064 Well, looks like everything's a- okay in here. 704 00:47:32,943 --> 00:47:34,882 Step one, do not stay here. 705 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:36,787 I'll go to my grandma's. 706 00:47:36,822 --> 00:47:37,969 Don't tell your grandma you're coming. 707 00:47:38,004 --> 00:47:39,116 Don't tell the girls where you're going. 708 00:47:39,151 --> 00:47:40,948 I don't want you overheard. 709 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,710 - By who? - By anyone. 710 00:47:42,745 --> 00:47:45,366 Or anything. Just go with it. 711 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:51,285 Step two is don't go bowling if for some reason you get the itch. 712 00:47:55,675 --> 00:47:57,552 I can't believe we're leaving those horrid things... 713 00:47:57,587 --> 00:47:59,346 hovering around those sweet girls. 714 00:47:59,381 --> 00:48:00,228 They won't hurt em. 715 00:48:00,263 --> 00:48:02,349 They just want to smell em before they die. 716 00:48:02,384 --> 00:48:03,482 God. 717 00:48:03,517 --> 00:48:06,728 Look, Stormy, there's nothing I can do about bodachs, okay? 718 00:48:06,763 --> 00:48:08,570 And right now I wouldn't even if I could. 719 00:48:08,605 --> 00:48:11,859 I need em to help me see the danger coming so I can maybe prevent it. 720 00:48:11,894 --> 00:48:14,776 And when they eventually find out that you can see them? 721 00:48:19,867 --> 00:48:21,292 Oddie, will you ever leave here? 722 00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:24,664 Well, I sure hope I don't end up like Tom Jedd hanging out at Tire World. 723 00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:26,657 I meant while you're alive. 724 00:48:29,461 --> 00:48:31,920 Hey. Hey, Stormy. 725 00:48:31,955 --> 00:48:34,379 Hey, hey. Look, look. 726 00:48:36,468 --> 00:48:38,846 Look, Stormy, if you want us to go, I'll go. 727 00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:40,304 It's not that. It's- 728 00:48:41,682 --> 00:48:43,840 I am just so scared for you, Oddie. 729 00:48:44,184 --> 00:48:47,601 So scared, ever since I saw that creep Fungus Bob. 730 00:48:49,065 --> 00:48:50,523 I'm sorry. I just- 731 00:48:51,901 --> 00:48:53,644 I love you so much. 732 00:48:58,658 --> 00:49:00,083 My Pooh Bear. 733 00:49:00,118 --> 00:49:03,371 I promise you on the other side of tomorrow... 734 00:49:03,406 --> 00:49:06,990 I will have all my stuffing intact. 735 00:49:11,922 --> 00:49:13,582 That must be for you. 736 00:50:00,723 --> 00:50:02,052 Oh, God! 737 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:06,500 I heard the scream. She ran across my yard. 738 00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:09,899 I saw the dogs following her. I grabbed my gun. 739 00:50:11,151 --> 00:50:12,486 I shot the dogs. 740 00:50:12,521 --> 00:50:13,861 It's on. 741 00:50:16,365 --> 00:50:19,070 All right. Here's what we know. 742 00:50:19,702 --> 00:50:24,790 Lysette left my barbecue with Officer Eckles at around 7:45. 743 00:50:24,825 --> 00:50:27,467 He dropped her off at home clocked in at 8:00, 744 00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:30,213 and was manning the front desk when he got the call. 745 00:50:30,248 --> 00:50:33,640 So somewhere between 8:00 and midnight, 746 00:50:33,675 --> 00:50:36,282 Lysette was whacked in the eye and then tied up 747 00:50:36,317 --> 00:50:38,889 and gagged and hauled all the way the hell out here 748 00:50:38,924 --> 00:50:41,356 and had two Rottweilers sicked on her. 749 00:50:41,391 --> 00:50:44,102 Hey, Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 750 00:50:44,137 --> 00:50:45,736 His name's Kevin Goss. 751 00:50:45,771 --> 00:50:47,821 He was teaching a class from 6:00 to 10:00... 752 00:50:47,856 --> 00:50:50,651 then he went to Starbucks till they closed at midnight. 753 00:50:50,686 --> 00:50:53,059 He got home about two minutes too late. 754 00:50:53,362 --> 00:50:57,241 Sir? I've actually seen those Rottweilers before. 755 00:50:57,276 --> 00:50:59,115 They belong to Bob Robertson. 756 00:51:02,247 --> 00:51:03,705 All right! 757 00:51:04,124 --> 00:51:07,460 I want an A. P. B. put out on this guy now! 758 00:51:07,495 --> 00:51:08,760 - Find him! - Yes, sir. 759 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:11,840 Simon, I want you to go back over to Robertson's house. 760 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,508 I'll have a search warrant in the morning 761 00:51:13,543 --> 00:51:14,725 as soon as the courthouse opens. 762 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,514 Sir, no offense, but I wasted most of the day staking out that house. 763 00:51:18,549 --> 00:51:22,268 Then I went to the bowling alley and stayed there untiI they closed. 764 00:51:22,303 --> 00:51:23,596 Nothing happened. 765 00:51:24,228 --> 00:51:26,850 Nobody showed. It was a complete waste of my time. 766 00:51:27,481 --> 00:51:32,476 Sir, are we sure this Robertson character isn't just a wild goose chase? 767 00:51:32,987 --> 00:51:34,989 Exactly where were you between the hours of 8:00 and 10:00? 768 00:51:35,024 --> 00:51:38,738 - He was with me the whole time. - Just ease up. 769 00:51:39,035 --> 00:51:42,080 Now go check the house again and ask around about the dogs. 770 00:51:42,115 --> 00:51:43,409 Yes, sir. 771 00:51:45,626 --> 00:51:46,740 You two. 772 00:51:47,294 --> 00:51:48,409 Home. 773 00:51:49,046 --> 00:51:50,209 Go, now! 774 00:51:55,094 --> 00:51:59,258 I think you should wear this. Try not to laugh. 775 00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:10,235 Oddie, you are not responsible for every death you can't prevent. 776 00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:11,117 She died. 777 00:52:11,152 --> 00:52:14,197 And if Fungus Bob was her killer, I was either slow or stupid. 778 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:15,289 Choose your weapon. 779 00:52:15,324 --> 00:52:17,082 Why would Fungus Bob kill Lysette? 780 00:52:17,117 --> 00:52:18,834 What's the connection? It makes no sense. 781 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:23,165 It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to satisfy some sick urge. 782 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,039 Maybe he's warming up. 783 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:28,588 I think the chief just sent some detectives to protect you. 784 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,331 I don't need protecting. 785 00:52:31,507 --> 00:52:34,627 Actually I think it might just be surveillance. 786 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:36,895 Fungus Bob followed me to the church. 787 00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:39,516 I bet the chief is hoping he'll sniff me out again. 788 00:52:39,551 --> 00:52:41,149 If the chief is using you as bait... 789 00:52:41,184 --> 00:52:44,304 he should at least ask if you mind having a hook in your ass. 790 00:52:49,651 --> 00:52:53,484 Oh, man, I got to stay focused. 791 00:52:55,574 --> 00:52:58,492 Good. You keep an eye on my girl. 792 00:52:59,662 --> 00:53:01,536 August 15th had begun. 793 00:53:01,956 --> 00:53:03,699 Time was running out. 794 00:53:50,757 --> 00:53:52,216 Hey, Bob. 795 00:53:53,343 --> 00:53:55,217 You're not planning on getting up, are ya? 796 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:00,760 But if you're dead... 797 00:54:01,185 --> 00:54:03,676 who's gonna massacre Pico Mundo? 798 00:54:04,397 --> 00:54:07,433 Gun on the floor, dead guy in my tub. 799 00:54:07,942 --> 00:54:10,231 I know a setup when I see one. 800 00:54:11,279 --> 00:54:14,615 But if I call the police, the chief will have to arrest me... 801 00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:17,951 and I won't be able to stop the catastrophe from happening. 802 00:54:28,172 --> 00:54:29,805 Oh, my God! 803 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,047 Oh, you are creeping me out. 804 00:54:46,524 --> 00:54:48,398 You're freezing cold, Bob. 805 00:54:49,236 --> 00:54:52,153 Your rigor mortis is way advanced. 806 00:54:53,407 --> 00:54:55,399 You know... 807 00:54:55,617 --> 00:54:58,120 the chief said you didn't leave any fingerprints. 808 00:54:58,155 --> 00:54:59,994 He didn't leave a single print. 809 00:55:01,874 --> 00:55:05,077 And Stormy never actually saw you. 810 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,295 - Come on! - What? 811 00:55:11,259 --> 00:55:13,282 Because you were already dead. 812 00:55:13,317 --> 00:55:15,270 And the whole time in the church, 813 00:55:15,305 --> 00:55:17,974 you were actually a pissed-off poltergeist. 814 00:55:18,009 --> 00:55:20,609 I think the last time I saw Fungus Bob alive... 815 00:55:20,644 --> 00:55:23,764 was when he left his house right before I broke into it. 816 00:55:25,023 --> 00:55:29,027 He's been haunting me ever since, blaming me for his death. 817 00:55:29,062 --> 00:55:33,032 Why he blames me or who the hell killed him is a little hazy. 818 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,757 If I'm caught, I'll either be arrested for murder 819 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:38,447 or rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever. 820 00:55:55,556 --> 00:55:57,548 It's just me, Rosalia! 821 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:12,773 Damn it. 822 00:56:14,242 --> 00:56:16,614 Oh, give me a break. 823 00:56:18,288 --> 00:56:20,779 It's just me, again, Rosalia. 824 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,961 I'm gonna borrow your car again, okay? 825 00:56:24,996 --> 00:56:26,303 If I'm being framed, 826 00:56:26,338 --> 00:56:29,191 why the police have failed to arrive and arrest me... 827 00:56:29,226 --> 00:56:32,044 or the murderer hasn't come to kill me, I do not know. 828 00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:47,859 All right, Bob, where can I put you to quietly decompose for a while... 829 00:56:47,894 --> 00:56:51,361 before someone finds you and has a new love of Jesus scared into em? 830 00:57:10,134 --> 00:57:11,767 Interesting story, Bob. 831 00:57:11,802 --> 00:57:14,722 After the federal government abandoned this prison... 832 00:57:14,757 --> 00:57:17,065 it went through a long series of owners. 833 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:21,688 Rumor has it that at Von Zipper's Burgers the fries were delicious... 834 00:57:21,723 --> 00:57:25,139 and the free-soft-drink-refill policy was generously honored. 835 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,621 And yet, this fine dining establishment... 836 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:35,452 never succeeded in winning over the family-dining crowd... 837 00:57:35,487 --> 00:57:38,987 which is so essential to any restaurant operation. 838 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,091 Welcome to the gas chamber. 839 00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:43,794 A lot of people died in here, Bob. 840 00:57:43,829 --> 00:57:45,462 You should feeI right at home. 841 00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:04,441 Stormy's always joking about running off to Las Vegas and getting married. 842 00:58:04,476 --> 00:58:07,486 But I tell her Vegas is packed with dead people and bad guys... 843 00:58:07,521 --> 00:58:10,487 and I'd just end up fighting eviI 24-7. 844 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:14,776 I should have listened to her. 845 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:18,611 Too many. 846 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,743 Too many. 847 00:58:42,815 --> 00:58:44,574 The chief. 848 00:58:44,609 --> 00:58:45,937 I need the chief. 849 00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:49,787 Dear Lord. 850 00:58:49,822 --> 00:58:53,357 If that's you again, Odd, we are going to have words! 851 00:59:05,047 --> 00:59:07,123 Oh, my God. 852 00:59:14,849 --> 00:59:17,034 No offense, Odd Thomas, but I can't think of anybody... 853 00:59:17,069 --> 00:59:19,219 who could come in here right now and not get my back up. 854 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,877 - So you think he knew the shooter? - Had to. 855 00:59:21,912 --> 00:59:24,234 Which means it's probably somebody I know, too. 856 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,725 - How bad is he? - Bad. 857 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,568 - Well, he's a fighter. - He better be. 858 00:59:32,034 --> 00:59:34,013 - Hey, Bern. - Ma'am. 859 00:59:34,048 --> 00:59:35,993 INTENSIVE CARE UNIT 860 00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:40,780 - Hey. - Oh Oddie. 861 00:59:41,001 --> 00:59:44,046 Keep those reporters out of here. You, on that door. 862 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,335 - Sorry, no press inside. - Comin through. 863 00:59:49,469 --> 00:59:51,426 You saved his life, Oddie. 864 00:59:52,472 --> 00:59:54,263 Where's this bullet? 865 00:59:54,766 --> 00:59:57,471 That's the one they're trying to dig out of him now. 866 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,224 Time is up. 867 01:00:03,442 --> 01:00:08,234 Pico Mundo is awakening to a horror that only I can stop. 868 01:00:09,156 --> 01:00:11,408 Lysette and Fungus Bob are dead. 869 01:00:11,443 --> 01:00:13,626 The chief is in the emergency room. 870 01:00:13,661 --> 01:00:16,580 There's hoards of bodachs swarming all over town. 871 01:00:16,615 --> 01:00:18,297 Whatever's coming is gonna be big. 872 01:00:18,332 --> 01:00:21,008 I'm scared, and I'm supposed to be fearless. 873 01:00:21,043 --> 01:00:23,233 - Don't tell me to stay home today. - Please stay home today. 874 01:00:23,268 --> 01:00:25,423 - I will if you stay home with me. - We've been through this. 875 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,926 I have to do whatever I can to stop it. 876 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:29,893 Is Viola going to be shot dead? 877 01:00:29,928 --> 01:00:32,217 You know I don't know that for sure. 878 01:00:32,639 --> 01:00:35,213 She's had it hard in life. She doesn't need this. 879 01:00:35,851 --> 01:00:38,235 Shot dead? Really? Who does need it? 880 01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,856 Oh, I don't know why I try to reason with you. 881 01:00:40,891 --> 01:00:41,989 I always lose. 882 01:00:42,024 --> 01:00:44,047 You're a fabulous man of action, odd one. 883 01:00:44,082 --> 01:00:46,070 You don't need to be a good debater, too. 884 01:00:46,105 --> 01:00:47,828 Besides, you said yourself... 885 01:00:47,863 --> 01:00:50,575 any road I choose could lead me right back to the same fate. 886 01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:52,744 So, which is it? Do I have free will? 887 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:54,404 Am I in God's hands? 888 01:00:55,246 --> 01:00:56,254 Or is it both? 889 01:00:56,289 --> 01:00:58,583 Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues? 890 01:00:58,618 --> 01:01:00,342 I'm a woman. We all have issues. 891 01:01:00,377 --> 01:01:03,442 It's what keeps us interesting, and you men interested. 892 01:01:03,477 --> 01:01:06,508 Oh, yeah? It's what makes us crazy and die younger. 893 01:01:06,543 --> 01:01:07,753 Do you love me? 894 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:10,679 I love you more than life itself. 895 01:01:10,714 --> 01:01:13,514 See? It's working. 896 01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:22,066 Don't look back. Don't look back. 897 01:01:22,101 --> 01:01:23,311 Give him strength. 898 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,739 Knock, knock. 899 01:01:33,745 --> 01:01:36,532 I'm hoping Bob left a clue on his computer. 900 01:01:37,374 --> 01:01:39,782 Something to lead me to his partner... 901 01:01:41,545 --> 01:01:44,256 to the person who was planning on killing 100s, 902 01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:47,293 if not 1000s of people. 903 01:02:47,781 --> 01:02:48,789 Hey. 904 01:02:48,824 --> 01:02:50,576 Loop me in, odd one. Where are you? 905 01:02:50,611 --> 01:02:52,466 I'm walking towards the fridge. 906 01:02:52,501 --> 01:02:54,321 Yours, mine, or Fungus Bob's? 907 01:02:55,915 --> 01:02:57,423 Don't "uh-huh" me. I told you... 908 01:02:57,458 --> 01:03:00,169 you are not allowed to go playing around in any more hell gates. 909 01:03:00,204 --> 01:03:01,747 Next! 910 01:03:02,046 --> 01:03:04,398 Oh, God. Cockroaches. 911 01:03:04,433 --> 01:03:06,750 Always cockroaches. 912 01:03:06,968 --> 01:03:09,346 - Odd Thomas, did you hear me? - Which part? 913 01:03:09,381 --> 01:03:10,562 I can't believe you went back there. 914 01:03:10,597 --> 01:03:13,931 Every time you don't listen to me, you get yourself into trouble. 915 01:03:14,476 --> 01:03:17,810 - I wish I'd listened to you. - You get out of there right now. 916 01:03:18,105 --> 01:03:21,023 Right, right. Leaving. Leaving. 917 01:03:24,070 --> 01:03:26,781 Never heard you make that sound before. Is everything okay? 918 01:03:26,816 --> 01:03:30,613 - Yeah. - What are you looking at? 919 01:03:32,203 --> 01:03:33,211 Fingers. 920 01:03:33,246 --> 01:03:35,832 Please say they're attached to someone's hand. 921 01:03:35,867 --> 01:03:37,048 Sorry. 922 01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:38,300 Get out of there, Oddie. 923 01:03:38,335 --> 01:03:41,553 Someone has been buying a lot of Burke and Bailey's. 924 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:43,757 Yeah? Well, you tell whoever's buying it that our ice cream... 925 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,378 may be the best, but it'll still melt in hell. 926 01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:50,014 - I'm calling the police. - No. 927 01:03:50,049 --> 01:03:51,259 No. Wait. 928 01:03:51,473 --> 01:03:53,893 I'll leave here first. Then I'll call 'em. 929 01:03:53,928 --> 01:03:55,304 Be careful. 930 01:03:55,339 --> 01:03:56,681 Don't worry. 931 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,565 Hey, Bob. 932 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,000 I guess when I began to out you, word somehow spread... 933 01:04:10,035 --> 01:04:15,456 and you became a liability to your partner and he had to kill you. 934 01:04:15,874 --> 01:04:17,119 Sorry about that. 935 01:04:21,922 --> 01:04:26,635 I find it funny how I know more about dead people than dead people. 936 01:04:26,670 --> 01:04:27,727 This is our realm, Bob. 937 01:04:27,762 --> 01:04:30,798 You can't physically harm a living person. 938 01:04:35,270 --> 01:04:36,930 But there is that. 939 01:04:47,282 --> 01:04:49,856 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 940 01:04:58,544 --> 01:05:00,501 Gas. 941 01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:32,992 I'm exhausted, I'm lost, and somewhere along the way... 942 01:05:33,027 --> 01:05:36,991 I missed an important clue that could take me home. 943 01:05:41,923 --> 01:05:43,797 The bullet through the heart. 944 01:05:54,019 --> 01:05:56,308 It wasn't about the chief. 945 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,709 God. 946 01:06:45,198 --> 01:06:48,532 Enough already, Bob. Please. 947 01:06:50,954 --> 01:06:54,786 My three least favorite words. 948 01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:56,869 Some.. 949 01:06:59,296 --> 01:07:00,956 assembly... 950 01:07:01,173 --> 01:07:03,224 required. 951 01:07:03,259 --> 01:07:06,179 Simon, I've been dying to know what that tattoo means. 952 01:07:06,214 --> 01:07:09,382 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity. 953 01:07:11,476 --> 01:07:12,851 It's Varner. 954 01:07:13,561 --> 01:07:16,479 I once had a run-in with some devil worshipers. 955 01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:18,274 I should've known. 956 01:07:19,943 --> 01:07:23,662 P- O-D. Prince Of Darkness. 957 01:07:23,697 --> 01:07:26,582 No wonder Varner was suspicious when I told him... 958 01:07:26,617 --> 01:07:29,203 Fungus Bob had gotten aggressive with me an hour earlier. 959 01:07:29,238 --> 01:07:32,453 This guy Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 960 01:07:32,665 --> 01:07:35,998 He had already killed Bob 5 or 6 hours before that. 961 01:07:36,294 --> 01:07:38,553 And that police van protecting Stormy? 962 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,882 That must've been Varner waiting to follow me home... 963 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:43,295 to bust me for Fungus Bob's murder. 964 01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:45,673 Or shoot me while resisting arrest. 965 01:07:50,183 --> 01:07:52,442 There were no bodachs around Varner. 966 01:07:52,477 --> 01:07:55,237 But I can still feel myself being drawn to him... 967 01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:58,807 and to the place where he's about to commit mass murder. 968 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:00,818 GREEN MOON MALL 969 01:08:06,951 --> 01:08:09,157 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 970 01:08:09,662 --> 01:08:11,738 Oh, God, no. 971 01:08:22,175 --> 01:08:23,753 POLICE 972 01:08:24,803 --> 01:08:26,680 Hey, Nell, I see what the problem is. 973 01:08:26,715 --> 01:08:27,563 Stormy. 974 01:08:27,598 --> 01:08:30,517 You are eating and reading at the same time. 975 01:08:30,552 --> 01:08:32,510 How about I eat and you read? 976 01:08:33,437 --> 01:08:36,889 No? Not so good? Okay, fine. 977 01:08:51,289 --> 01:08:54,824 All right, Varner, where are you? 978 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:35,290 SECURITY 979 01:09:46,222 --> 01:09:49,342 Fungus Bob didn't just have one kill buddy. 980 01:09:50,310 --> 01:09:51,526 He had two. 981 01:09:51,561 --> 01:09:55,607 One more, and they could buy group health insurance or form a rock band. 982 01:09:55,642 --> 01:09:58,098 Officer Eckles is checking that right now. 983 01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:00,946 I don't know what this Odd Thomas character knows... 984 01:10:00,981 --> 01:10:02,632 but I know that Robertson is stupid and careless... 985 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,283 and he's gonna get us nailed if we don't do something. 986 01:10:04,318 --> 01:10:05,165 Relax. 987 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,537 Did Robertson ever find those photos at the mall he misplaced? 988 01:10:08,572 --> 01:10:13,034 I said, relax. I'll take care of him. 989 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:27,004 Stalking someone at the mall, Bern? 990 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:29,301 Robertson, that idiot. 991 01:10:31,812 --> 01:10:33,689 We got to make it look like an accident. 992 01:10:33,724 --> 01:10:35,831 Oh, it'll look like an accident all right. 993 01:10:35,866 --> 01:10:37,938 When I find Robertson, I'm gonna kill him. 994 01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:40,435 Already been there, done that. 995 01:10:46,285 --> 01:10:49,622 Looks like their plan was to jump out at the end of the mall disaster 996 01:10:49,657 --> 01:10:52,244 like heroes responding to the call. 997 01:10:53,084 --> 01:10:56,916 But I never saw any bodachs around Eckles, either. 998 01:10:57,255 --> 01:11:01,255 The presence of the bodachs tipped me off to Fungus Bob... 999 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:05,256 but not to his two co-conspirators, which now seems... 1000 01:11:05,597 --> 01:11:07,106 intentional. 1001 01:11:07,141 --> 01:11:11,304 As if the bodachs knew of my gift, as if they know I can see them. 1002 01:11:12,688 --> 01:11:15,262 The bodachs have been manipulating me. 1003 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,838 I'm gonna finish you off, old man. 1004 01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:44,645 Four. 1005 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,969 Well, that's just jiffy. 1006 01:12:18,382 --> 01:12:21,502 This just so happens to be my very favorite book. 1007 01:12:22,136 --> 01:12:24,295 The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz. 1008 01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:29,853 Officer Varner Prince of Darkness, Officer Varner, Prince of Darkness. 1009 01:12:39,947 --> 01:12:41,109 Viola. 1010 01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,450 - Viola! What are you doing here? - Odd! Geez! 1011 01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:45,543 - You scared the- - What are you doing here? 1012 01:12:45,578 --> 01:12:47,517 We had to pick out a birthday present for Levanna. 1013 01:12:47,552 --> 01:12:50,005 And Nicolina wanted to get a card for her big sister. 1014 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,458 Look, your dream, it's happening right here, right now. 1015 01:12:53,086 --> 01:12:55,859 I thought in a big stadium or at the water park or a bowling alley. 1016 01:12:55,894 --> 01:12:58,633 Ladies, I need you to take Viola and get her out of here, okay? 1017 01:12:58,668 --> 01:13:01,338 Come on. Come on, come on. Go on. 1018 01:13:02,596 --> 01:13:04,438 This made Dorothy so very angry... 1019 01:13:04,473 --> 01:13:06,767 that she picked up the bucket of water that stood near... 1020 01:13:06,802 --> 01:13:09,472 and dashed it all over the wicked witch. 1021 01:13:10,395 --> 01:13:12,892 And then the wicked witch said... 1022 01:13:12,927 --> 01:13:15,390 "I'm melting! I'm melting!" 1023 01:13:18,237 --> 01:13:20,811 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights. 1024 01:13:21,157 --> 01:13:23,730 With old-fashioned kiddie music. 1025 01:13:25,954 --> 01:13:27,911 And then I hear a big crowd. 1026 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:33,537 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 1027 01:13:37,007 --> 01:13:38,670 Bye, Nell. 1028 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,334 Bye, Stormy. 1029 01:13:42,638 --> 01:13:44,515 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry! 1030 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:46,057 Move, move. Excuse me! 1031 01:14:34,442 --> 01:14:37,147 A gun! He's got a gun! 1032 01:15:30,251 --> 01:15:33,786 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 1033 01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:38,581 Gypsy Mummy gave us a card that said so, for a single quarter... 1034 01:15:39,219 --> 01:15:41,710 what other couples couldn't buy at any price. 1035 01:15:45,767 --> 01:15:47,428 No! 1036 01:16:11,336 --> 01:16:13,827 Get out of the way! Get off! 1037 01:17:16,697 --> 01:17:18,155 Hi. 1038 01:17:29,543 --> 01:17:30,872 Odd! 1039 01:17:38,511 --> 01:17:39,840 Odd! 1040 01:17:41,306 --> 01:17:42,884 It's not over. 1041 01:17:49,356 --> 01:17:50,684 It's not over. 1042 01:17:51,316 --> 01:17:53,938 It's not over. It's not over. 1043 01:17:56,864 --> 01:17:59,241 Hey Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 1044 01:17:59,276 --> 01:18:01,530 His names Kevin Goss. 1045 01:18:01,953 --> 01:18:03,830 One of these days, bang! 1046 01:18:03,865 --> 01:18:04,992 You hear me? 1047 01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:29,688 He's got a gun! 1048 01:18:44,623 --> 01:18:46,256 - Is this your truck? - I need a drill! 1049 01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,105 Do you have a drill? I need to get this open! 1050 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,885 - Who the hell are you? - I'm a cop. Now look! 1051 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:52,005 You see that woman? Some maniacs just shot up the mall! 1052 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,299 So either get with me, get behind me, or get out! 1053 01:18:54,334 --> 01:18:55,877 I got a grinder! 1054 01:19:07,563 --> 01:19:10,055 Oh, my God. 1055 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:29,044 Everyone get the hell out of here! Get the hell out! 1056 01:19:29,079 --> 01:19:30,159 Now! 1057 01:20:17,429 --> 01:20:18,543 Hey! 1058 01:20:39,619 --> 01:20:40,864 Shit! 1059 01:20:50,589 --> 01:20:53,293 You really set yourself up, asshole! 1060 01:21:32,508 --> 01:21:35,213 It's cold in the desert. 1061 01:22:21,518 --> 01:22:24,854 I could tell my stuffing wasn't entirely intact. 1062 01:22:24,889 --> 01:22:26,780 He's awake. He's awake! 1063 01:22:26,815 --> 01:22:29,650 But it was nothing they couldn't stitch back together. 1064 01:22:36,533 --> 01:22:39,245 Karla told me that the chief had come through just fine... 1065 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,921 and somehow managed to spin Fungus Bob's corpse... 1066 01:22:41,956 --> 01:22:45,574 into a bizarre cover story that kept my secret a secret. 1067 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:52,766 An FBI expert on television said that 1068 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:55,720 if you hadn't gotten those explosives out of there, 1069 01:22:55,755 --> 01:22:58,605 at least 500 or 600 people would've died, for sure. 1070 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,590 They told me events at the Green Moon Mall had made headlines everywhere. 1071 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,137 But I didn't want to read or see anything about it. 1072 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:08,699 According to Eckles... 1073 01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:11,925 he and Varner started a satanic cult when they were teenagers. 1074 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:15,116 One night, they killed a man and realized they enjoyed it. 1075 01:23:15,151 --> 01:23:16,416 So they kept at it, 1076 01:23:16,451 --> 01:23:19,368 eventually joining the police force for better cover. 1077 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:23,600 They met Robertson and Goss and came up with a plan... 1078 01:23:23,635 --> 01:23:26,787 to infiltrate a small town and then slowly kill it. 1079 01:23:38,265 --> 01:23:39,690 Odd! Odd! Odd! 1080 01:23:39,725 --> 01:23:42,216 Detail, present arms. 1081 01:23:43,062 --> 01:23:43,944 ODD SAVES 1082 01:23:43,979 --> 01:23:45,147 MARRY ME ODD! ODD WORLD 1083 01:23:45,182 --> 01:23:47,306 IN ODD WE TRUST 1084 01:24:08,088 --> 01:24:09,096 When I'm with you, 1085 01:24:09,131 --> 01:24:12,880 I don't have to worry about pancakes or poltergeists. 1086 01:24:13,928 --> 01:24:17,261 When I'm with you, I'm with my destiny. 1087 01:24:18,099 --> 01:24:21,717 Where you live, I flourish. 1088 01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:29,224 We ate food that wasn't healthy. 1089 01:24:31,947 --> 01:24:34,438 We drank too much... 1090 01:24:36,118 --> 01:24:37,778 and slept too much... 1091 01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:47,087 but could never kiss enough. 1092 01:24:47,797 --> 01:24:50,632 Everything was just as I wished. 1093 01:24:55,096 --> 01:24:59,260 - Yeah? - Odd, it's us. Open up. 1094 01:25:00,852 --> 01:25:03,188 - Hey, guys. - We have been calling you, Oddie. 1095 01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:05,489 I know. You know, I disconnected the phone... 1096 01:25:05,524 --> 01:25:07,818 because the reporters won't leave me and Stormy alone. 1097 01:25:07,853 --> 01:25:09,609 - Son. - Do you want some- 1098 01:25:12,114 --> 01:25:14,404 You've been here long enough. 1099 01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:16,694 We think it's time to stop. 1100 01:25:17,203 --> 01:25:22,114 Sweetheart, the coroner finally released her poor body. 1101 01:25:39,518 --> 01:25:41,309 A part of me knew... 1102 01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:45,472 from the moment I saw her behind the ice cream counter. 1103 01:25:46,192 --> 01:25:49,027 But the truth hurt too much to accept. 1104 01:25:50,154 --> 01:25:53,488 Her death would have been one wound too many that day. 1105 01:25:54,659 --> 01:25:58,194 And I think I would have let go of this life. 1106 01:26:10,092 --> 01:26:12,049 She's here, isn't she? 1107 01:26:19,268 --> 01:26:20,928 You got to let her go. 1108 01:26:22,188 --> 01:26:25,105 She deserves to move to her next life. 1109 01:26:26,359 --> 01:26:27,687 Son... 1110 01:26:29,696 --> 01:26:31,238 it's just time. 1111 01:27:27,882 --> 01:27:29,341 I love you. 1112 01:27:31,928 --> 01:27:36,092 I promise I will see you again. Okay? 1113 01:28:44,838 --> 01:28:49,397 YOU ARE NOW LEAVING PICO MUNDO COME BACK AGAIN SOON 1114 01:28:56,392 --> 01:28:59,437 Stormy always believed that life is not about how fast you run... 1115 01:28:59,472 --> 01:29:01,595 or with what degree of grace. 1116 01:29:02,148 --> 01:29:04,198 That this life is a boot camp, 1117 01:29:04,233 --> 01:29:06,776 that we must persevere through all the obstacles 1118 01:29:06,811 --> 01:29:09,320 and hardships to earn our way into the next life. 1119 01:29:10,365 --> 01:29:13,615 To be with her again, I will have the perseverance of a bulldog. 1120 01:29:15,078 --> 01:29:18,198 But sometimes, it seems to me... 1121 01:29:19,041 --> 01:29:22,161 the training is unnecessarily painful. 1122 01:29:29,468 --> 01:29:31,519 If I live an average life-span... 1123 01:29:31,554 --> 01:29:34,888 I'll have another 60 years before I see Stormy again. 1124 01:29:35,391 --> 01:29:37,183 That will be a long wait. 1125 01:29:39,270 --> 01:29:41,228 But I am a patient man. 1126 01:29:43,650 --> 01:29:45,939 And I have much to do. 1127 01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:52,604 Subs: titler