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This is what I get in return for 30 years
of service for my company?
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And they send some yo-yo like you
in here,
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to try to tell me that I'm out of a job?
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They should be telling you
you're out of a job.
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You have a lot of gall, coming in here
and firing your No.1 producer.
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Then you're going to go home tomorrow and make
more money than you've ever made in your life
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and I'm going to go home
without a pay check. Fuck you.
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I guess you leave me dumbfounded.
I don't know where this is coming from.
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How am I supposed to go home as a man
and explain to my wife I lost my job?
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On a stress level, I've heard that
losing your job is like a death in the family.
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But personally,
I feel more like
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the people I worked with
were my family and I died.
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I can't afford to be unemployed.
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I have a house payment,
I have children.
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I don't know how you can live
with yourself,
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but I'm sure that you'll find a way
while the rest of us are suffering.
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Who the fuck are you, man?
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Excellent question. Who the fuck am I?
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Poor Steve has worked here
for seven years.
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He's never had a meeting with me
before or passed me in the hall,
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or told me a story in the break room.
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That's because I don't work here.
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I work for another company that lends
me out to pussies like Steve's boss
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who don't have the balls
to sack their own employees,
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And in some cases for good reason, because
people do crazy shit when they get fired.
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Did I do something wrong?
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I mean, is there something
I could do differently here?
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This is not an assessment of your
productivity. Try not to take this personally.
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Don't take it personally.
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Steven, I want you to review this packet.
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Take it seriously. I think you're gonna
find a lot of good answers in here.
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I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful -
a packet.
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Thank you... A packet.
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Well, anybody who ever built an empire
or changed the world sat where you are right now.
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And it's because they sat there
they were able to do it.
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That's the truth.
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I'm gonna need your keycard.
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Great. OK.
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Now, I want you to take the day, go get
together your personal things, then tomorrow
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you get yourself some exercise.
You go out for a jog,
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you give yourself some routines
and pretty soon you find your legs.
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How do I get in touch with you?
- Don't worry, we'll be in touch with you soon.
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This is just the beginning.
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I'll never see Steve again.
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To know me is to fly with me.
This is where I live.
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When I run my card,
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the system automatically prompts the desk clerk
to greet me with this exact statement:
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Pleasure to see you again,
Mr Bingham.
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It's these kinds of systemized friendly
touches that keep my world in orbit.
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All the things you probably hate
about travelling -
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the recycled air, the artificial lighting,
the digital juice dispensers,
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the cheap sushi -
are warm reminders that I'm home.
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Do you want the cancer?
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The what?
- Do you want the cancer?
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The cancer?
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The can...sir?
- Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you.
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How much does your life weigh?
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Imagine for a second
that you're carrying a backpack.
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I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders. Feel 'em?
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Now I want you to pack it with
all the stuff that you have in your life.
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You start with the little things,
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the things on shelves and in drawers
the knick-knacks, the collectibles.
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Feel the weight as that adds up.
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Then you start adding larger stuff -
clothes, table-top appliances, lamps, linens...
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your TV...
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The backpack should be getting
pretty heavy now. And you go bigger.
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Your couch, bed, your kitchen table.
Stuff it all in there.
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Your car, get it in there.
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Your home, whether it's
a studio apartment or a two bedroom house.
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I want you to stuff it all
into that backpack.
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Now try to walk.
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It's kind of hard, isn't it?
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This is what we do to ourselves
on a daily basis
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We weigh ourselves down until we can't
even move. And make no mistake...
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moving is living.
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Now, I'm gonna set that backpack on fire.
What do you want to take out of it?
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Photos?
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Photos are for people who can't remember.
Drink some ginkgo and let the photos burn.
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In fact, let everything burn
and imagine waking up tomorrow with nothing.
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It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
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Welcome back, Mr Bingham.
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Ryan Bingham's office.
- You have me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas City.
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They were out of all full-size sedans.
- Did you try...
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Yes, I reminded them of your remarkable
No.1 Gold Club status and years in the program.
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They are literally moving mountains
to see you in a Sebring.
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Fair enough. Any other messages?
- Er...your sister Kara called.
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Needs to speak urgently
about your sister's wedding.
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I told her you were mid-air,
and not even I knew your final destination.
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Well done. - And you got an invitation
to speak at GoalQuest in Vegas.
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GoalQuest 20?
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Every once in a while, I do speaking engagements,
motivational kind of stuff. But GoalQuest?
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We're talking major Tony Robbins shit.
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It's got a hologram on it.
They're calling it Dos Equis.
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All right, I'll check in.
- I've got Craig Gregory for you.
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Wait...ah.
Fuck.
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How is my little road warrior?
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Hey, 20 minutes from boarding
into a world of bliss.
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Real good numbers out of Phoenix,
Ry guy ...
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and you know that Big Auto is about to cut
another 10K before the end of the month?
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No kidding.
- Christmas came early.
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Wish I could have you in five places at once, but I do need
you back here in Omaha by the end of the week. All right?
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I thought you needed me everywhere.
- Well, we got something real big, a real game changer.
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What are we talking about here?
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You'll see. Today I took my first crap
in two weeks - hallelujah.
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That's me hanging up on you.
- Great, love that sound.
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Are you satisfied with Maestro?
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Yeah, I am.
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A little stingy with their miles.
I like Hertz.
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No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long.
If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it.
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Maestro doesn't instant checkout.
I like the park-and-go.
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Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation.
- That's funny; you don't seem like a girl who needs directions.
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I hate asking for directions.
That's why I get a nav.
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That new outfit, Colonial, isn't bad.
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Is that a joke?
- Yes.
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Their kiosk placement blows.
- They never have available upgrades.
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Basically, it's a fleet of shit boxes. I
don't know how they're still in business.
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I'm Ryan.
- I'm Alex.
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Aww...Maplewood card.
How dare you bring that into this palace?
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Hilton offers equal value and better food but
the Maplewood gives out warm cookies at check-in.
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I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality.
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There's an industry term for that.
It's a mixture of faux and homey - faumey.
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Oh, my God.
I wasn't sure this actually existed.
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This is the American Airlines...
- It's a Concierge Key, yeah.
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What is that, carbon fibre?
- Graphite.
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Oh, I love the weight. - I was pretty excited
the day that bad boy came in.
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I'll say. I put up pretty pedestrian numbers.
60 thou a year, domestic.
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That's not bad.
- Don't patronize me.
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What's your total?
- It's a personal question.
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Pleace.
- And we hardly know each other.
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Come on, show some hubris.
Come on, impress me.
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I bet it's huge.
- You have no idea.
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How big?
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What is it, this big? This big?
- I don't want to brag.
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Oh, come on! Come on.
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Let's just say I have a number in mind
and I haven't hit it yet.
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This is pretty fucking sexy.
- Hope it doesn't cheapen our relationship.
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We're two people who get turned on by elite status.
I think cheap is our starting point.
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There's nothing cheap about loyalty.
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So, we came up with this master plan,
which was for me...
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...to put gauze,
to put bandages on both my hands.
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Then we got on the plane,
transatlantic, flying to um...Zurich.
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Walked up, waited till it was dark,
and I walked up to the bathroom with her.
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Everybody was watching the movie and I was like...
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Opened up, went inside. She opened the door for me,
and came in like she was gonna help me.
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We gave it our best shot. It wasn't
great. But it was fun. It was tricky.
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Give me some details.
- It's not so easy. Have you ever tried it?
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It's not so easy.
- Yes, I have.
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Really?
- Really.
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You've done that?
- I have done that.
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On a transatlantic flight?
- On a domestic flight - regional, actually.
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At night-time?
- Daytime.
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What?
- How do you do that?
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Oh, I'm really flexible.
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Look. Ohh.
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Ah, I should throw these out.
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We can always use that room
with the ice machine.
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Not in there. Look.
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Good call on that towel rack.
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I like how you burritoed me
in the sofa cushions.
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I was improvising.
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Shame we didn't make it to the closet.
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We got to do this again.
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm in Newark on the 12th,
Modesto on the 13th...
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Oklahoma City on the 15th...
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Any Southwest? I'll be swinging by
Albuquerque week of the 16th.
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No, I'm in Florida on the 20th.
- Fort Lauderdale?
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Miami.
- That's nothing. - 40 minutes.
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I should probably go back to my room
so I can wake up in my bed.
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I think that would be
the ladylike thing to do.
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Nice meeting you.
- A pleasure.
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Hello?
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Hey, Ryan, how you holding up?
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Every family has the one person
who keeps the genealogy in check.
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That's my sister Kara - the glue.
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Fine. You and the kids?
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Missy's outstanding,
Matthew made varsity. How's the road?
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Couldn't be better.
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Good. So, Ryan?
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Yeah?
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I didn't even want to have to ask you this, because
I know how you are about doing things for others.
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But we're coming up on three weeks to go to Julie's wedding
and there's something we could really use your help on.
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Yeah?
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We've been sending people these kits,
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so they can print out photos
of Julie and Jim on cardbord,
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and then take photos of them in interesting places,
kinda like that gnome in the French movie.
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Why?
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Because it's Julie's wedding and she thinks
it would be fun. Does it matter why?
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How is Julie?
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Would you call her.
She thinks you've turned to butter.
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You're awfully isolated the way you live.
- Isolated? I'm surrounded.
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So your assistant said
you were gonna be in Vegas.
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Did he?
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Can you get a photo of the cut-out
in front of the Luxor pyramid?
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The place is a shithole.
Nobody stays there.
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Jesus, Ryan, I'm not asking you to check in.
Can you just take a stupid photo?
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I'll try my best.
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Thank you for trying your best.
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Last year,
I spent 322 days on the road,
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which means I had to spend
43 miserable days at home.
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Hey, neighbor.
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I signed for this while you were gone.
- Oh, thanks.
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I hope it wasn't too much of a bother.
- Nah.
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It's my sister. I haven't met the guy yet.
They're getting married.
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Lots of luck.
- I know, right?
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What are you doing tonight?
You wanna come over later?
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Um...I've started seeing somebody.
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Oh. OK. Great.
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Hey, it's good to see you.
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You too.
- It seems like it's been a while this time.
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I'm thrilled that everyone's back
under one roof. Welcome home, boys.
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I know there's been a lot of whispering about
why we're here, so let me jump right in.
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Retailers are down 20%.
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Auto industry is in the dump.
Housing market doesn't have a heartbeat.
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It is one of the worst times on record
for America.
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This is our moment.
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Now, last summer, we received
a dynamite young woman here from Cornell.
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And she had some pretty big ideas
that she challenged me with.
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And my first reaction was,
"Who does this kid think that she is?"
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But after I gave it a listen,
she really knocked me out. So...
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With a peek into our future,
Natalie Keener.
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If there's one word I want to
leave you with today, it's this.
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Glocal?
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Glocal.
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Our global must become local.
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This company keeps 23 people
on the road at least 250 days a year.
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It's expensive and it's inefficient
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When I came to Craig
three months ago with this,
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he told me, and quite astutely, it's only
a problem if you have a solution.
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Well, today I stand before you
with just that.
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You all know Ned in reception.
Today I'm gonna fire Ned.
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Sorry, Ned. I'm sure HR
will hire you back this afternoon.
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We'll see about that.
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Now Ned could be any employee in any one
of our clients' locations worldwide.
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Strategy packets
will be shipped in advance.
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Ned will be given a seat and find one
of our transition specialists waiting for him.
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Mr Laskin,
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the reason we're having this conversation
is your position is no longer available.
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I don't understand. I'm fired?
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00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:04,007
Hearing the words
"You've been let go" is never easy.
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Change is always scary,
but consider the following:
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anybody who ever built an empire or
changed the world sat where you are now.
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00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,945
And it's because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
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That's my fucking line.
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00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,238
But what happens now?
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This is the first step of a process that
will end with you in a new job that fulfills you.
246
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,544
Yeah, but how does it work?
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Take the packet in front of you.
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Review it - all the answers
you're looking for are inside.
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Start filling out the necessary information and
before you know it you will be on your way to new opportunities.
250
00:22:32,402 --> 00:22:36,500
Now Ned, I need you to go back to your desk
and start putting together your things.
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As a favour to me, I'd appreciate it
if you didn't spread the news just yet.
252
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Panic doesn't help anyone.
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I understand.
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Give it up for Ned.
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You can start the morning in Boston,
stop in Dallas over lunch,
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and finish the day in San Francisco.
All for the price of a T1 line.
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Our inflated travel budget
is eviscerated by 85%.
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And more importantly,
to you guys on the road,
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no more Christmases in a hotel in Tulsa,
no more hours lost to weather delays.
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You get to come home.
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Tell me you're not taking this seriously.
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That's why I brought the entire company in
from the road,
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because we're not taking it seriously.
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There is a methodology to what I do.
There is a reason why it works.
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00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,646
Coke and IBM have been doing this
for years. Are you familiar with them?
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Like anything else, it'll take a few months
to sort of transition and everybody will settle in.
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00:23:34,606 --> 00:23:36,964
Who are you taking off the road?
- How are you not getting this?
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You are grounded.
Everybody's grounded. It's done.
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What we do here is brutal
and it does leave people devastated.
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But there is a dignity to the way I do it.
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By stabbing them in the chest
instead of the back. Is that right?
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00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:52,151
You wanted to see me?
- Well, uhm...
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00:23:52,237 --> 00:23:55,574
You know what? Yeah, come on in.
- Great job out there.
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00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:58,981
Thank you. How's everyone taking it?
- Great.
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00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:04,780
Listen, I admire your...zeal.
And I think you have some very good ideas.
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But you know nothing
about the realities of my industry.
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00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:11,963
You can set up an iChat,
but you don't know how people think.
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00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:15,604
Actually I minored in psychology.
- Nice.
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OK, kiddo, fire me.
- Ryan...
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If she's gonna do this regular basis, don't
you wanna know if she can fire somebody?
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She's fired Ned.
- My dog can fire Ned. Fire me.
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00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,333
You don't need to do this.
- No, it's OK. I got this.
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00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:31,829
Mr Bingham,
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I regret to inform you that your position
at this company is no longer available.
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00:24:36,232 --> 00:24:37,248
Hm. Who the hell are you?
286
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,913
My name is Miss Keener. I'm here
today to discuss your future.
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00:24:39,999 --> 00:24:42,495
My future? The only one who can fire me
is Craig Gregory.
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00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,433
Mr Gregory hired me to handle this for him.
- Handle what? Handle Me?
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00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:48,291
Mr. Gregory hired me,
he's the only one who can fire me.
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00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:51,793
You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him.
- Mr Bingham...
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00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:54,569
No, no, no. You can't follow me.
You're on a computer screen, remember?
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00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:56,938
Right.
- Let's try this again. Fire me again.
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00:24:57,024 --> 00:24:59,197
I just did.
- Actually, you didn't. Fire me.
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00:24:59,283 --> 00:25:00,885
That's enough. I think we get it.
295
00:25:00,971 --> 00:25:05,315
Mr Bingham, I'm here to inform you
your position is no longer available.
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I'm fired?
- Yes, you're fired.
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00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,695
Never say fired.
- You've been let go.
298
00:25:09,781 --> 00:25:11,191
Why?
299
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,652
This is a mythical situation.
How could I possibly know why?
300
00:25:13,738 --> 00:25:15,972
Why doesn't matter,
you never know why.
301
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:19,821
It's important to not focus on the why, and rather, spend
your energy thinking about your future.
302
00:25:19,907 --> 00:25:22,533
Well, I'm gonna spend
my energy on suing you
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unless you give me a good
reason why you're firing me.
304
00:25:24,376 --> 00:25:26,013
Mr. Bingham, the reason's not important.
305
00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:28,837
S you're firing me without grounds?
Now I really have a lawsuit.
306
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:32,077
I get what you're trying to say, Ryan.
- Don't take this personally, Mr. Bingham.
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00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,511
Personally?
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00:25:33,546 --> 00:25:36,410
This is the most personal situation
that you are ever gonna enter,
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00:25:36,496 --> 00:25:39,157
so before you try to revolutionise my business,
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00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:43,599
I'd like to know
that you actually know my business.
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00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:55,740
That's a hell of a way
to welcome her to the team.
312
00:25:56,449 --> 00:26:00,037
Am I the only one that sees that by doing
this we're making ourselves irrelevant?
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00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,613
No, frankly,
we're making you irrelevant.
314
00:26:02,699 --> 00:26:04,491
Nice.
- Don't blame me.
315
00:26:04,577 --> 00:26:07,901
Blame the high fuel costs, blame insurance
premiums, blame technology.
316
00:26:07,987 --> 00:26:11,424
Watch yourself. You're a little too young
to become a dinosaur.
317
00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:14,121
I'm not a dinosaur.
- I want you to show her the ropes.
318
00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:18,425
What do I know what goes on here?
Get Ferguson to do it.
319
00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:20,993
I'm not talking about here.
320
00:26:23,272 --> 00:26:24,551
No.
- Yeah.
321
00:26:24,637 --> 00:26:27,471
You're very very confident
this girl doesn't know what she's doing. So...
322
00:26:27,557 --> 00:26:31,306
I'm sorry. I don't think a MySpace page
qualifies you to rewire an entire company.
323
00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:35,191
Great. Here's your chance. Go out there, show her
the magic, take her through the paces.
324
00:26:35,277 --> 00:26:38,065
I'm not a fucking tour guide.
325
00:26:39,948 --> 00:26:44,294
Now here we go.
- Bingham, here's the boat.
326
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,426
And here's you.,
Do you want to be in the boat?
327
00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:49,909
Yeah, alone.
328
00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:53,815
We're ringing the bell,
we're rounding everybody up.
329
00:26:53,901 --> 00:26:57,628
You want to stay out there a little bit longer, you're
welcome, but you will not be alone. Okay?
330
00:26:57,714 --> 00:27:00,733
You let me know.
331
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:18,540
Oh, Christ.
332
00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:11,386
What?
- Follow me.
333
00:28:14,617 --> 00:28:17,719
I really like my luggage.
That's exactly what it is - luggage.
334
00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:19,690
Know how much time you lose
checking in?
335
00:28:19,776 --> 00:28:23,993
I don't know. Five...10 minutes?
- 35 minutes a flight.
336
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:28,115
I travel 270 days a year.
That's 157 hours.
337
00:28:28,201 --> 00:28:33,615
That makes seven days.
You willing to throw away an entire week on that?
338
00:28:41,172 --> 00:28:44,570
You don't need this.
Sorry, you don't need that.
339
00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:47,656
You're not gonna need that.
They have neck pillows on the plane.
340
00:28:47,742 --> 00:28:52,942
This - they have better ones there.
I'll get rid of this.
341
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,918
I can just meet you at security.
342
00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:59,247
Thank you.
343
00:29:01,788 --> 00:29:04,142
Bingo - Asians.
344
00:29:04,228 --> 00:29:07,957
You can't be serious.
- Never get behind people traveling with infants.
345
00:29:08,043 --> 00:29:10,711
I've never seen a stroller collapse
in less than 20 minutes.
346
00:29:10,797 --> 00:29:13,873
Old people are worse.
Their bodies are littered with hidden metal
347
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:16,905
and they never seem to appreciate
how little time they have left on earth.
348
00:29:16,991 --> 00:29:21,863
Five words: randomly selected
for additional screening.
349
00:29:21,981 --> 00:29:27,909
Asians, they pack light, travel efficiently,
and they've got a thing for slip-on shoes, God love em.
351
00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:32,071
That's racist.
- I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
353
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:03,365
Are you mad at your computer?
354
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:06,169
I type with purpose.
355
00:30:07,397 --> 00:30:10,607
What is it that you're working on
so furiously?
356
00:30:10,841 --> 00:30:13,132
I'm building a workflow
of firing techniques.
357
00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:17,052
It's questions and responses,
actions and reactions.
358
00:30:17,138 --> 00:30:19,680
A script taking you through the steps
of firing someone.
359
00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:21,332
Who's it for?
360
00:30:21,418 --> 00:30:23,577
Well, theoretically,
361
00:30:23,663 --> 00:30:26,810
you could put it in the hands
of anyone and they'd be downsizing immediately.
362
00:30:26,896 --> 00:30:29,492
All you have to do is follow the steps.
363
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:33,067
Natalie,
what is it you think we do here?
364
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,464
We prepare the newly-unemployed for
the emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting,
365
00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:38,136
while minimizing legal blowback.
366
00:30:38,222 --> 00:30:40,853
That's what we're selling.
It's not what we're doing.
367
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:45,462
OK, what are we doing?
- We are here to make limbo tolerable,
368
00:30:45,548 --> 00:30:54,048
to ferry wounded souls across the river of dread
until the point where hope is dimly visible.
369
00:30:55,568 --> 00:30:59,676
Then stop the boat, shove 'em
in the water and make 'em swim.
370
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:03,972
That's really impressive.
Are you gonna put that in your book?
371
00:31:14,728 --> 00:31:18,524
I gotta grab this.
I'll meet you at the car rental.
372
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,340
Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you.
373
00:31:20,426 --> 00:31:23,506
I'm in Hotlanta and I need
a rib-joint recommend bad.
374
00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:26,060
Fat Matt's. Bring a bib.
375
00:31:26,146 --> 00:31:29,897
You never called.
- I wasn't sure what was appropriate.
376
00:31:29,983 --> 00:31:33,832
Appropriate? Ryan, I'm not some waitress
you banged in a snowstorm.
377
00:31:33,918 --> 00:31:37,316
That word has no place
in our vocabulary.
378
00:31:37,402 --> 00:31:41,081
I'm the woman that you don't have
to worry about.
379
00:31:41,492 --> 00:31:44,973
Sounds like a trap.
- Listen...
380
00:31:45,064 --> 00:31:47,765
the next time that you're worried
about manners, don't.
381
00:31:47,851 --> 00:31:53,377
If you wanna call, call.
Just think of me as yourself, only with a vagina.
382
00:31:54,011 --> 00:31:55,830
When am I gonna see you?
383
00:31:55,916 --> 00:32:02,153
Well, I'm out of Hartsfield into IAD,
with a connection in ORD into SDF.
384
00:32:02,239 --> 00:32:03,630
Sorry.
385
00:32:03,716 --> 00:32:05,683
Yeah, tell me about it.
386
00:32:05,769 --> 00:32:10,830
How long's your layover? They got
multiples into SDF. Think you could push?
387
00:32:11,821 --> 00:32:14,842
Yeah, I can push.
388
00:32:26,617 --> 00:32:29,894
All you have to do today
is watch and listen.
389
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:34,297
And when I talk about a strategy
packet, hand them one of those.
390
00:32:34,383 --> 00:32:35,655
Sounds great.
391
00:32:35,741 --> 00:32:39,043
So although I wish I were here
with better news,
392
00:32:39,129 --> 00:32:43,096
the fact is that you and I are
sitting here today because
393
00:32:43,182 --> 00:32:46,662
this will be your last week
of employment at this company.
394
00:32:46,748 --> 00:32:48,710
Why me?
- What am I supposed to do now?
395
00:32:48,796 --> 00:32:52,010
Am I supposed to feel better
that I'm not the only one losing my job?
396
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:56,259
This is ridiculous!
I have been a fine employee for over 10 years
397
00:32:56,345 --> 00:32:58,953
and this is the way you treat me.
398
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:02,255
How do you sleep at night, man?
Huh?
399
00:33:02,341 --> 00:33:05,023
How's your family?
They sleeping well at night?
400
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:07,199
Electricity still on?
401
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:10,914
Heat still on, refrigerator full of food?
402
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:13,321
Gas tank full of gas?
403
00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:15,580
Going to Chuck E. Cheese
this weekend or something?
404
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:17,726
Not me.
405
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:21,222
No, my kids,
we're not gonna do anything.
406
00:33:25,097 --> 00:33:28,134
What do you suggest I tell them?
407
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:34,706
Perhaps you're underestimating
the positive effect
408
00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:37,744
that your career transition
can have on your children.
409
00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:40,860
The positive effect?
410
00:33:41,177 --> 00:33:44,151
I make about 90 grand a year now.
411
00:33:44,361 --> 00:33:47,463
Unemployment is what -
250 bucks a week?
412
00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:49,863
Is that one of your positive effects?
413
00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:53,544
We'll get to be cosier cause I'm not gonna
be able to pay my mortgage on my house.
414
00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:58,346
So maybe we can move into a nice
fucking one-bedroom apartment somewhere.
415
00:33:58,639 --> 00:34:00,691
And I guess without benefits,
416
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:05,698
I'll be able to hold my daughter as she,
you know, suffers from her asthma
417
00:34:05,784 --> 00:34:08,834
that I won't be able to afford
the medication for.
418
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,750
Well...tests have shown that children under
moderate trauma have a tendency to
419
00:34:13,836 --> 00:34:16,660
apply themselves academically...
420
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,686
..as a method of coping.
421
00:34:20,081 --> 00:34:22,806
Go fuck yourself.
422
00:34:23,121 --> 00:34:25,407
That's what my kids will think.
423
00:34:25,493 --> 00:34:29,761
Your children's admiration is important to you?
- Yeah.
424
00:34:29,847 --> 00:34:32,516
Yeah, it was.
425
00:34:32,757 --> 00:34:34,816
Well, I doubt they ever admired you,
Bob.
426
00:34:34,902 --> 00:34:38,829
Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed
to be consoling me?
427
00:34:38,915 --> 00:34:41,800
I'm not a shrink, Bob.
I'm a wake-up call.
428
00:34:41,886 --> 00:34:45,661
You know why kids love athletes?
- I don't know. Cause they screw lingerie models?
429
00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:49,925
No, that's why we love athletes.
Kids love athletes
430
00:34:50,011 --> 00:34:52,472
because they follow their dreams.
431
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,570
Well, I can't dunk.
- No, but you can cook.
432
00:34:57,656 --> 00:34:59,283
What are you talking about?
433
00:34:59,369 --> 00:35:03,856
Your r�sum� says that you minored
in French culinary arts.
434
00:35:03,942 --> 00:35:06,737
Most students,
they work on the fryer at KFC,
435
00:35:06,823 --> 00:35:10,169
but you bussed tables
at Il Picador to support yourself.
436
00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:13,977
Then you get out of college
and then you come and you work here.
437
00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:17,619
How much did they first pay you
to give up on your dreams?
438
00:35:17,705 --> 00:35:21,257
27 grand a year.
- And when were you going to stop
439
00:35:21,343 --> 00:35:24,940
and come back
and do what makes you happy?
440
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,669
Good question.
441
00:35:27,755 --> 00:35:31,558
I see guys who work at the same
company for their entire lives,
442
00:35:31,644 --> 00:35:33,595
guys exactly like you.
443
00:35:33,681 --> 00:35:39,036
They clock in, they clock out,
and they never have a moment of happiness.
444
00:35:40,247 --> 00:35:43,410
You have an opportunity here, Bob.
445
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,828
This is a rebirth.
446
00:35:46,071 --> 00:35:50,027
If not for you, do it for your children.
447
00:36:18,633 --> 00:36:20,761
He just waltzes in and cuts in line?
448
00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:24,647
We reserve priority assistance
for our Hilton Honors members.
449
00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:27,902
The promotions are great.
You should check it out.
450
00:36:33,287 --> 00:36:35,195
Hungry much?
451
00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:38,875
Our business expense
allots $40 each for dinner.
452
00:36:38,961 --> 00:36:41,632
I plan on grabbing
as many miles as I can.
453
00:36:41,718 --> 00:36:45,324
Okay, you gotta fill me in on the miles
thing. What is that about?
454
00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,761
Are you talking about...
like frequent flyer miles?
455
00:36:48,847 --> 00:36:52,452
You really want to know?
- I'm dying to know.
456
00:36:52,538 --> 00:36:57,689
I don't spend a nickel if I can help it
unless it somehow profits my mileage account.
457
00:36:57,775 --> 00:37:00,572
So what are you saving up for -
Hawaii, South of France?
458
00:37:00,658 --> 00:37:04,403
It's not like that.
The miles are the goal.
459
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,257
That's it?
460
00:37:06,343 --> 00:37:07,770
You're saving just to save?
461
00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:10,634
Just say I have a number in mind
and I haven't hit it yet.
462
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:14,060
That's a little abstract.
What's the target?
463
00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:18,652
I'd rather not.
- Is it a secret target?
464
00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:22,089
It's 10 million miles.
465
00:37:22,543 --> 00:37:25,753
OK. Isn't 10 million just a number?
- Pi is just a number.
466
00:37:25,839 --> 00:37:28,088
Well, we all need a hobby.
467
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:33,675
No, I... I don't mean to belittle your collection.
I get it. It sounds cool.
468
00:37:33,761 --> 00:37:37,222
I'd be the seventh person to do it.
More people have walked on the moon.
469
00:37:37,308 --> 00:37:41,723
Do they throw you a parade?
- You get lifetime executive status,
470
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:44,176
you get to meet the chief pilot,
Maynard Finch...
471
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,776
And they put your name on the side of a plane.
472
00:37:45,862 --> 00:37:48,791
Men get hard-ons putting their name on stuff.
You guys dont grow up.
473
00:37:48,877 --> 00:37:51,616
It's like you need to pee on everything.
- Now who's stereotyping?
474
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:55,854
Fear of mortality. It's like,
yeah, you're gonna die one day.
475
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,227
Why do you suppose that is singular to men?
476
00:37:58,313 --> 00:38:02,622
Probably because you can't have babies.
- The baby argument.
477
00:38:06,086 --> 00:38:08,523
If I had that many miles...
478
00:38:08,609 --> 00:38:10,059
I would show up at an airport,
479
00:38:10,145 --> 00:38:14,558
look at the destination board,
pick a place and go.
483
00:38:49,491 --> 00:38:52,362
Thanks for the advice.
488
00:39:33,590 --> 00:39:38,156
OK. Closer.
Way closer.
489
00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:41,199
Still closer.
490
00:39:41,285 --> 00:39:44,214
Closer.
491
00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:46,803
Uh...a little left.
492
00:39:46,889 --> 00:39:48,998
Down a little.
493
00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:52,898
Too far. Up. Up one more inch.
494
00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:56,264
I don't get it. Why does your sister
want a fake photo?
495
00:39:56,350 --> 00:40:00,548
My sister is kooky. She thinks
this is charming. It's like the gnome thing.
496
00:40:00,634 --> 00:40:03,855
No, I mean, why would she want a fake photo
in front of the St Louis airport?
497
00:40:03,941 --> 00:40:07,488
Are you kidding - Lambert Field?
The Wright brothers flew through there.
498
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,727
That domed main terminal,
499
00:40:09,813 --> 00:40:13,936
is the first of its kind, it's a precursor
of everything from JFK to de Gaulle.
500
00:40:14,022 --> 00:40:17,601
Pretty sweet.
- Just take the picture.
501
00:40:20,091 --> 00:40:22,327
Well, that's a keeper.
502
00:40:22,413 --> 00:40:24,538
Let me see it.
503
00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:29,380
Why she wants dozens of reminders of all the
places she hasn't been is beyond me.
504
00:40:29,466 --> 00:40:31,708
I'm sure she'll be crushed
for having missed this airport.
505
00:40:31,794 --> 00:40:36,055
Look, before Lindbergh could cross the Atlantic,
he took off from one of those runways.
506
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:38,064
You ever wonder why they called it
the Spirit of St Louis?
507
00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:41,034
No.
- Well...
508
00:40:48,229 --> 00:40:51,120
Do you know how fucked
this place is now?
509
00:40:51,206 --> 00:40:53,430
I am the one thing - the one thing-
510
00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:57,672
preventing this place
from being totally fucked in the ass.
511
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:06,580
Sometimes they just need to vent.
512
00:41:08,653 --> 00:41:12,530
Please, for the love of God,
can I fire the next one?
513
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:16,722
Miss Barnes, thank you for joining us.
- I'm here to be fired, right?
514
00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:19,772
Well, we're here
to talk about your future.
515
00:41:19,858 --> 00:41:22,325
You don't have to sugar coat it.
I get the drill.
516
00:41:22,411 --> 00:41:24,935
What are they offering?
517
00:41:25,021 --> 00:41:27,628
Inside the packet, you'll find a clearly
worked out severance package.
518
00:41:27,714 --> 00:41:30,343
Give me the bullet points.
519
00:41:30,534 --> 00:41:31,952
It's actually pretty good -
520
00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,400
three months' pay, six months' medical.
521
00:41:34,486 --> 00:41:37,488
And a full year of placement services
through our company CTC.
522
00:41:37,574 --> 00:41:41,558
Placement services. That's generous.
523
00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:47,404
Commonly it takes one month of searching
for every $10,000 you expect to earn in salary.
524
00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:50,693
So I could be looking for a while.
- Not necessarily.
525
00:41:50,779 --> 00:41:54,914
Don't even sweat it.
I'm pretty confident about my plans.
526
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,806
Really?
- Yeah.
527
00:41:56,892 --> 00:42:00,174
There's this beautiful bridge
by my house.
528
00:42:00,526 --> 00:42:03,598
I'm gonna go jump off it.
529
00:42:04,539 --> 00:42:06,097
Natalie.
530
00:42:06,183 --> 00:42:07,489
Hey!
531
00:42:07,575 --> 00:42:09,708
Natalie!
532
00:42:18,005 --> 00:42:21,448
People say these things all the time.
It's part of the trade.
533
00:42:21,534 --> 00:42:23,976
They do?
- Yeah.
534
00:42:24,062 --> 00:42:29,505
They say crazy things.
They get worked up.
535
00:42:29,591 --> 00:42:32,241
She was really calm.
536
00:42:32,327 --> 00:42:34,724
I think that's a good sign.
537
00:42:35,007 --> 00:42:39,616
So they don't ever actually do it?
- No. No. It's just talk.
538
00:42:39,702 --> 00:42:44,574
How do you know? Do you follow up?
- I mean, no, nothing good's gonna come of that, but..
539
00:42:45,745 --> 00:42:48,532
I wouldn't worry about it.
540
00:42:49,113 --> 00:42:56,022
This is what we do, Natalie. We take people
at their most fragile and we set em adrift.
541
00:42:59,804 --> 00:43:02,420
Ready to go back in?
542
00:43:02,839 --> 00:43:05,724
All right, let's go. Come on.
543
00:43:49,399 --> 00:43:53,355
No, I'm fine. Tell me something sweet.
544
00:43:53,534 --> 00:43:57,770
I'll be back soon. I'm not really sure how long
this exercise is supposed to last.
545
00:43:57,856 --> 00:44:01,814
No, I don't even think of him that way.
He's old.
546
00:44:41,705 --> 00:44:45,122
I- I'm done?
- I wasn't expecting this. Not at all.
547
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:46,212
Just like that?
548
00:44:46,298 --> 00:44:50,080
I'm disappointed that I've given
so much of my life...
549
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:51,226
This is not fair.
550
00:44:51,312 --> 00:44:53,795
There are people that are gonna be
way more qualified than me now.
551
00:44:53,881 --> 00:44:57,568
I don't know what to do
when I wake up tomorrow.
552
00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:06,332
You OK?
553
00:45:07,591 --> 00:45:10,770
Are we going?
- Yeah.
554
00:45:27,757 --> 00:45:31,280
This is how I start every day of my life.
555
00:45:32,966 --> 00:45:36,289
Now, this is gonna be a little difficult,
so stay with me.
556
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,301
You have a new backpack.
557
00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:42,025
Only this time,
I want you to fill it with people.
558
00:45:42,111 --> 00:45:45,880
Start with casual acquaintances,
friends of friends,
559
00:45:45,966 --> 00:45:47,634
folks around the office.
560
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:51,102
And then you move into the people that you trust
with your most intimate secrets -
561
00:45:51,188 --> 00:45:53,621
your cousins, your aunts, your uncles,
562
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:57,451
your brothers, your sisters,
your parents,
563
00:45:57,537 --> 00:46:02,990
and finally your husband, your wife,
your boyfriend or your girlfriend.
564
00:46:03,631 --> 00:46:06,632
You get them into that backpack.
565
00:46:07,935 --> 00:46:11,812
And don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you
to light it on fire.
566
00:46:13,097 --> 00:46:15,249
Feel the weight of that bag.
567
00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:21,060
Make no mistake, your relationships are
the heaviest components in your life.
568
00:46:21,535 --> 00:46:26,242
Do you feel the straps
cutting into your shoulders?
569
00:46:26,807 --> 00:46:33,308
All those negotiations and arguments,
and secrets and compromises.
570
00:46:35,831 --> 00:46:38,590
You don't need to carry all that weight.
571
00:46:39,028 --> 00:46:41,877
Why don't you set that bag down?
572
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:49,337
Some animals were meant to carry each other,
to live symbiotically for a lifetime -
573
00:46:49,423 --> 00:46:54,740
star-crossed lovers, monogamous swans.
We are not those animals.
574
00:46:56,487 --> 00:46:58,716
The slower we move, the faster we die.
575
00:46:58,802 --> 00:47:02,496
We are not swans.
576
00:47:03,087 --> 00:47:05,471
We're sharks.
577
00:47:18,831 --> 00:47:20,743
Never?
- No.
578
00:47:20,829 --> 00:47:22,933
Ever?
- No.
579
00:47:23,019 --> 00:47:25,390
You never want to get married?
- Nope.
580
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,520
Never want kids?
- Not a chance.
581
00:47:27,606 --> 00:47:30,284
Ever?
- Never.
582
00:47:30,370 --> 00:47:33,709
Is that so bizarre?
- Yes.
583
00:47:33,795 --> 00:47:38,063
Yes, it is.
- I just don't see the value in it.
584
00:47:38,477 --> 00:47:41,104
Right, sell it to me.
- What?
585
00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,450
Sell me marriage.
586
00:47:44,741 --> 00:47:48,248
OK, how about love?
- OK.
587
00:47:48,551 --> 00:47:53,146
Stability, just somebody you can count on...
- How many stable marriages do you know?
588
00:47:53,232 --> 00:47:56,506
Somebody to talk to,
someone to spend your life with.
589
00:47:56,592 --> 00:48:00,292
I'm surrounded by people to talk to.
I doubt that's gonna change.
590
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:03,832
How about just not dying alone?
591
00:48:04,275 --> 00:48:08,306
Starting when I was 12, we moved each one
of my grandparents into a nursing facility.
592
00:48:08,392 --> 00:48:12,960
My parents went the same way.
Make no mistake, we all die alone.
593
00:48:13,046 --> 00:48:17,842
Now, those cult members in San Diego,
with the Kool-Aid and the sneakers...
594
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,059
they didn't die alone.
595
00:48:20,145 --> 00:48:22,806
I'm just saying there are options.
596
00:48:25,577 --> 00:48:27,938
Oh, fuck.
597
00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:31,270
Brian left me.
598
00:48:37,191 --> 00:48:39,628
All right.
599
00:48:41,443 --> 00:48:44,320
OK. Ok. All right.
600
00:48:45,557 --> 00:48:48,898
All right. Shh, shh.
601
00:49:01,562 --> 00:49:05,704
Natalie, this is Alex, my friend.
This is Natalie.
602
00:49:06,157 --> 00:49:08,461
I should give you both a moment.
603
00:49:08,547 --> 00:49:13,864
No. No, that's fine.
I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you.
604
00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:18,308
Maybe we should just all
go up to our rooms and freshen up.
605
00:49:18,394 --> 00:49:20,778
Maybe a drink?
- Now you're talking.
607
00:49:24,248 --> 00:49:26,576
He broke up with you
with a text message?
608
00:49:26,662 --> 00:49:30,128
It's kind of like firing someone
over the internet.
609
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:35,204
What a weaselly prick.
- Yeah, but what does that make me?
610
00:49:35,327 --> 00:49:37,725
Someone who falls for a prick.
- We all fall for them.
611
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:40,620
Pricks are spontaneous,
they're unpredictable and they're fun.
612
00:49:40,706 --> 00:49:43,698
Then we're surprised
when they turn out to be pricks.
613
00:49:44,069 --> 00:49:48,150
I followed him to Omaha.
- You did?
614
00:49:48,323 --> 00:49:52,868
I had a job waiting for me in San Francisco
when he got an offer from ConAgra.
615
00:49:53,647 --> 00:49:56,404
He said we could start a life together.
616
00:49:56,963 --> 00:50:00,728
So I followed him.
- To Nebraska?
617
00:50:02,837 --> 00:50:06,074
I thought I'd be engaged by now.
618
00:50:06,315 --> 00:50:07,766
No offense.
619
00:50:07,852 --> 00:50:10,096
None taken.
- That's all right.
620
00:50:11,348 --> 00:50:14,894
When I was 16,
I thought by 23 I'd be married,
621
00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:19,609
maybe have a kid, corner office by day,
entertaining at night.
622
00:50:19,695 --> 00:50:21,866
I was supposed to be driving
a Grand Cherokee by now.
623
00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:25,009
Life can underwhelm you that way.
624
00:50:25,095 --> 00:50:28,396
I mean, where did you
think you'd be by um...
625
00:50:30,691 --> 00:50:34,514
It doesn't work that way.
- At a certain point, you stop with the deadlines.
626
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,061
It can be a little counterproductive.
627
00:50:36,147 --> 00:50:38,128
I don't want to say anything
that's anti-feminist.
628
00:50:38,214 --> 00:50:41,561
I really appreciate evrything that
your generation did for me.
629
00:50:41,647 --> 00:50:43,454
It was our pleasure.
- Well done.
630
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,366
But sometimes it feels like,
no matter how much success I have,
631
00:50:46,452 --> 00:50:49,464
it's not gonna matter
until I find the right guy.
632
00:50:50,021 --> 00:50:52,657
You really thought
this guy was the one?
633
00:50:52,743 --> 00:50:55,106
I could have made it work.
634
00:50:55,192 --> 00:50:58,254
He um... He really fit the bill.
635
00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:00,630
You know?
- The bill?
636
00:51:00,716 --> 00:51:03,199
White collar, college grad.
637
00:51:03,285 --> 00:51:07,390
Loves dogs, likes funny movies.
Six-foot-one, brown hair, kind eyes,
638
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:12,984
works in finance but is outdoorsy...
you know, on the weekends.
639
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:19,172
I always imagined he'd have a single
syllable name like Matt or John...
640
00:51:19,257 --> 00:51:21,222
or Dave.
641
00:51:21,383 --> 00:51:24,262
In a perfect world, he drives a 4Runner, and
642
00:51:24,348 --> 00:51:27,348
and the only thing he loves
more than me is his Golden Lab.
643
00:51:27,888 --> 00:51:30,662
And a nice smile.
644
00:51:32,867 --> 00:51:36,904
What about you?
- Let me think.
645
00:51:38,397 --> 00:51:43,205
You know, honestly, by the time you're 34, all the
physical requirements just go out the window.
646
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:47,044
Like you secretly pray
that he'll be taller than you.
647
00:51:47,943 --> 00:51:52,400
Not an asshole would be nice. Just someone who
enjoys my company, comes from a good family.
648
00:51:52,486 --> 00:51:54,612
You don't think about that
when you're younger.
649
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:58,818
I don't know...
someone who wants kids.
650
00:51:58,904 --> 00:52:01,919
Likes kids. Wants kids
651
00:52:02,005 --> 00:52:05,962
Healthy enough to play with his kids.
652
00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:11,113
Please let him earn more money
than I do.
653
00:52:11,199 --> 00:52:14,274
You might not understand that now,
but believe me, you will one day.
654
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,530
Otherwise that's a recipe for disaster.
655
00:52:18,981 --> 00:52:21,603
And hopefully some hair on his head.
656
00:52:21,689 --> 00:52:25,504
But I mean even that's not
a deal breaker these days.
657
00:52:28,663 --> 00:52:31,010
A nice smile.
658
00:52:32,301 --> 00:52:36,418
Yeah, a nice smile.
Nice smile just might do it.
659
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,134
Wow, that was depressing.
660
00:52:42,385 --> 00:52:45,624
I should just date women.
- Tried it.
661
00:52:45,801 --> 00:52:48,438
We're no picnic ourselves.
662
00:52:51,313 --> 00:52:54,464
I don't mind being married
to my career.
663
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:58,388
And I don't expect it to hold me in bed
as I fall asleep.
664
00:53:02,439 --> 00:53:05,207
I just don't want to settle.
665
00:53:05,293 --> 00:53:09,266
You're young. Right now you see
settling as some sort of a failure.
666
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:13,095
It is...by definition.
667
00:53:13,181 --> 00:53:17,147
Yeah, but by the time someone is right
for you, it won't feel like settling.
668
00:53:17,233 --> 00:53:18,744
And the only person left to judge you
669
00:53:18,830 --> 00:53:22,354
will be the 23-year-old girl
with a target on your back.
670
00:53:25,996 --> 00:53:28,706
So what's the plan for the evening?
671
00:53:29,029 --> 00:53:33,400
Well, we were gonna hit that party
for the tech conference at the hotel.
672
00:53:33,486 --> 00:53:37,206
I didn't know you could just attend
those. I thought you had to be registered.
673
00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:40,070
Technically,
I don't think it's open to the public.
674
00:53:40,156 --> 00:53:44,582
Stop by.
- You're gonna crash it?
675
00:53:45,538 --> 00:53:52,809
Wel, they throw a pretty nice party,
have a good time, usually.
- No, no, I get it. I'm in.
676
00:54:12,507 --> 00:54:14,811
Jennifer Chu?
677
00:54:14,897 --> 00:54:17,931
Shit!
- Ah, it'll be fine.
678
00:54:39,493 --> 00:54:41,991
Doing all right?
679
00:54:42,956 --> 00:54:46,073
Yeah. This was a great idea.
680
00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:49,765
You're so pretty.
681
00:54:50,048 --> 00:54:53,670
You're exactly
what I wanna look like in 15 years.
682
00:54:53,945 --> 00:54:57,555
Thank you, Natalie.
- You should dance.
683
00:55:01,033 --> 00:55:02,168
Come on.
- No, no, no.
684
00:55:02,254 --> 00:55:05,002
Come on.
- Oh!
685
00:55:21,403 --> 00:55:24,856
I'm Dave.
- I'm Natalie.
686
00:55:25,043 --> 00:55:27,424
Who's Jennifer?
687
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,798
I don't know.
688
00:55:31,168 --> 00:55:34,285
How's everybody doing out there?
689
00:55:35,593 --> 00:55:39,342
Right about now, give it up
for a very special alphaTECH guest.
690
00:55:39,428 --> 00:55:43,112
Young MC!
691
00:55:43,628 --> 00:55:45,742
What's up, alphaTECH?
692
00:55:45,828 --> 00:55:49,874
I got a busted computer at home.
Can somebody fix it for me?
693
00:56:37,454 --> 00:56:42,131
I want you to have a key to my place.
694
00:56:43,038 --> 00:56:47,513
Wow. I had no idea we were
at that point in our relationship.
695
00:56:47,599 --> 00:56:50,435
Oh, yes.
- Wow.
696
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,000
Where is she?
697
00:57:30,988 --> 00:57:33,743
Back home I don't get to act the way
I do with you.
698
00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:37,791
That's why I don't have a back home.
- I know.
699
00:57:38,172 --> 00:57:42,943
You're so cool.
Mr Empty Backpack.
700
00:57:43,402 --> 00:57:45,483
You know about my backpack?
- I Googled you.
701
00:57:45,569 --> 00:57:46,609
You did?
702
00:57:46,695 --> 00:57:50,265
It's what us modern girls do
when we have a crush.
703
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:53,013
Does it bother you?
- It depends.
704
00:57:53,099 --> 00:57:57,891
Is the bag empty because you hate people or
because you hate the baggage that they come along with?
705
00:57:57,977 --> 00:58:00,479
I don't hate people.
I'm not exactly a hermit.
706
00:58:00,565 --> 00:58:05,257
You just don't want to be tied down
with the whole responsibility thing.
707
00:58:05,604 --> 00:58:08,568
I don't know what
originally sparked the backpack.
708
00:58:08,654 --> 00:58:11,559
Probably needed to be alone.
709
00:58:12,074 --> 00:58:16,667
Recently, I've been thinking
that I needed to empty the backpack
710
00:58:16,753 --> 00:58:19,775
before I know what to put back in it.
711
00:58:38,138 --> 00:58:42,194
Oh, no!
- I think we're out of gas.
712
00:59:21,812 --> 00:59:24,490
Hey. You're up.
713
00:59:24,576 --> 00:59:28,365
I have to fly standby
and make a meeting in Cincinnati.
714
00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:35,066
I made you feel cheap.
715
00:59:35,152 --> 00:59:39,084
It's all right.
Just leave the money on the dresser.
716
00:59:39,170 --> 00:59:43,211
I'll text you later
so we can swap schedules.
717
00:59:49,006 --> 00:59:51,583
I really like you.
718
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:56,219
I like you too.
- Good.
719
00:59:57,446 --> 01:00:00,359
Go catch your plane.
720
01:00:12,198 --> 01:00:14,024
Last night uh...
721
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:18,268
It was kind of out of hand.
I said things um...
722
01:00:19,014 --> 01:00:21,660
I'm not actually sure
everything that I said.
723
01:00:21,746 --> 01:00:24,972
But I didn't want you to think...
- Just relax.
724
01:00:25,058 --> 01:00:27,791
It was nice to see you cut loose.
725
01:00:28,104 --> 01:00:30,765
Did you wake him up or slip out?
726
01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:34,972
What?
- This morning. Your new friend.
727
01:00:35,058 --> 01:00:36,911
Did you wake him up
for an awkward goodbye, or did you
728
01:00:36,997 --> 01:00:40,535
just slip out
and make him feel like a whore?
729
01:00:41,658 --> 01:00:45,559
I just left.
- Protocol's always tricky.
730
01:00:48,016 --> 01:00:49,620
What happened to Alex?
731
01:00:49,706 --> 01:00:51,814
She had to leave town early
to get to a meeting.
732
01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:55,995
That's too bad. Where does she live?
- Chicago.
733
01:00:56,438 --> 01:00:57,950
Thinking of going to see her?
734
01:00:58,036 --> 01:01:02,143
We don't really have that
kind of relationship. Try it over there.
735
01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:06,007
What um...
kind of relationship do you have?
736
01:01:06,093 --> 01:01:09,358
Well, you know...casual.
737
01:01:09,444 --> 01:01:13,693
Sounds pretty special.
- It works for us.
738
01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:16,614
Do you think there's a future there?
739
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,207
I never really thought about it.
What's going on here?
740
01:01:19,293 --> 01:01:22,217
Really never thought about it?
- No.
741
01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:25,475
How can you not think about that?
742
01:01:25,561 --> 01:01:29,260
How does it not cross your mind that
you might want a future with someone?
743
01:01:29,346 --> 01:01:32,461
It's simple. You know that moment
when you look into somebody's eyes
744
01:01:32,547 --> 01:01:38,039
and you can feel them staring into your soul and
the whole world goes quiet just for a second?
745
01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:41,449
Yes.
- Right. Well, I don't.
746
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,322
You're an asshole.
747
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:47,641
No. I'm just dicking around. Come on. Give me a hand.
- Don't you think it's worth giving her a chance?
748
01:01:47,727 --> 01:01:50,200
A chance for what?
- A chance at something real.
749
01:01:50,286 --> 01:01:53,165
Natalie, your definition of real
will evolve as you get older.
750
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:57,679
Can you stop condescending for one second
or is thta one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
751
01:01:57,765 --> 01:02:00,593
Bullshit philosophy?
- The isolation, the travelling.
752
01:02:00,679 --> 01:02:03,187
Is that supposed to be charming?
- No, it's simply a life choice.
753
01:02:03,273 --> 01:02:06,511
It's a cocoon of self-banishment.
- Wow. Big words.
754
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:10,120
Screw you.
- Ahh, screw you, too.
755
01:02:10,206 --> 01:02:14,469
You have set up a way of life that basically makes it
impossible for you to have any human connection.
756
01:02:14,555 --> 01:02:19,457
And now this woman comes along andsomehow
runs the gauntlet of your ridiculous life choice,
757
01:02:19,543 --> 01:02:22,692
and comes out on the other end smiling
just so you can call her "casual"?
758
01:02:22,778 --> 01:02:26,522
I need to grow up?
You're a 12-year-old.
759
01:02:26,608 --> 01:02:29,418
I don't have a gauntlet...
761
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:17,934
Now listen, these Detroit guys can be tough.
They've been getting hammered.
762
01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:20,132
So you don't get distracted.
Stick with the simple stuff.
763
01:03:20,218 --> 01:03:24,526
Get these packets in their hands
and get them out the door, OK?
764
01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:39,616
Hey, welcome to Detroit.
765
01:03:39,702 --> 01:03:41,464
What's going on here?
766
01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:45,545
I've been looking at those great numbers over the last few days.
I thought we should nut up and give this a try.
767
01:03:45,631 --> 01:03:47,128
We could use a little more time.
768
01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,929
Well, you gotta leave the nest at some point, huh?
769
01:03:50,015 --> 01:03:52,812
This a real company, Craig.
We're here to do some damage.
770
01:03:52,898 --> 01:03:56,594
I know. It's a good thing we brought
our best. Okay, let's stop screwing around.
771
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,778
Just give me a minute to prepare
and get my things together.
772
01:03:59,864 --> 01:04:02,632
I was thinking that Natalie
was going to take this one.
773
01:04:03,364 --> 01:04:04,824
She's hardly ready for that.
774
01:04:04,910 --> 01:04:06,924
I've been watching her results
the last few days. She's great.
775
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,652
This is a whole other animal.
776
01:04:08,738 --> 01:04:13,628
You know, she created it and everything, right?
Natalie, are you not up for it?
777
01:04:14,943 --> 01:04:16,000
Yeah, I'm game.
778
01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,672
That's my girl.
779
01:04:19,386 --> 01:04:23,125
Just remember, don't apologize,
don't tell them how hard this is for you.
780
01:04:23,211 --> 01:04:28,181
Today's one of the worst days they're ever gonna
have in their life. How we feel doesn't even compare.
781
01:04:29,293 --> 01:04:33,657
Got it.
- Just keep it professional. You'll be fine.
782
01:04:37,228 --> 01:04:38,703
What's all this? What's going on?
783
01:04:38,789 --> 01:04:40,641
Hello, Mr Samuels.
784
01:04:40,727 --> 01:04:43,837
I wish I were here with better news.
785
01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:48,187
However, your position here
at Wertheimer's is no longer available.
786
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,259
What are you talking about?
787
01:04:51,854 --> 01:04:54,241
You've been let go.
788
01:04:54,327 --> 01:04:56,709
Just like that?
789
01:04:58,082 --> 01:05:00,255
Who are you?
790
01:05:01,006 --> 01:05:05,500
My name is Miss Keener and I'm here
today to talk about your options.
791
01:05:05,586 --> 01:05:11,759
I worked for this company for 17 years
and they send a 4th-grader to can me?
792
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:15,257
What the fuck is this?
793
01:05:23,588 --> 01:05:26,318
It's perfectly normal to be upset.
794
01:05:26,404 --> 01:05:29,841
However, the sooner you can
tell yourself that greater opportunities...
795
01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:34,211
Greater opportunities?
I'm 57 fucking years old.
796
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:41,041
Anybody who ever built an empire or
changed the world sat where you are now.
797
01:05:42,368 --> 01:05:45,905
And it's because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
798
01:05:50,388 --> 01:05:55,225
There's a packet in front of you. I want
you to take some time and review it.
799
01:05:56,358 --> 01:05:59,985
All the answers you're looking for
are inside those pages.
800
01:06:03,224 --> 01:06:08,635
The sooner you trust the process, the sooner
the next step of your life will unveil itself.
801
01:06:16,534 --> 01:06:20,525
I need you to go back to your office now
and put together your personal things.
802
01:06:38,671 --> 01:06:42,382
Mr Samuels,
that's all we can discuss now.
803
01:06:46,012 --> 01:06:48,469
Mr Samuels.
804
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,005
Mr Samuels.
805
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,903
Mr Samuels!
806
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:22,129
You did good.
807
01:07:23,949 --> 01:07:26,620
You OK? You want me to take over?
808
01:07:26,706 --> 01:07:29,007
No, I'm all right.
809
01:07:44,274 --> 01:07:49,607
Look, we just got here. That's one place.
I think we need to try a few more.
810
01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:53,882
Maybe it doesn't make a difference, but it's
comforting to know we're in the next room.
811
01:07:53,968 --> 01:07:57,233
I know you don't give a shit
about my ...
812
01:07:57,365 --> 01:08:01,291
I think we could try a few more,
that's all I'm saying.
813
01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:06,553
Fine.
814
01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:12,885
All right. OK. All right.
815
01:08:18,252 --> 01:08:21,470
He thought you did a great job.
You did.
816
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,855
I'm real proud of you.
- Thanks.
817
01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:30,546
They're pulling us off the road.
818
01:08:31,591 --> 01:08:33,545
We're going home.
819
01:08:33,631 --> 01:08:39,121
Really? For good?
- Yeah.
820
01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:43,337
Good job.
822
01:09:08,419 --> 01:09:11,613
I'm sorry what I said about Alex.
That was out of line.
823
01:09:11,699 --> 01:09:13,870
It's all right. I understand.
824
01:09:13,956 --> 01:09:17,388
I mean, who am I to be doling out
relationship advice, right?
825
01:09:17,474 --> 01:09:19,981
No kidding.
826
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,002
Are you gonna be OK?
827
01:09:26,088 --> 01:09:29,718
What do you mean?
- In Omaha?
828
01:09:31,902 --> 01:09:34,227
I don't know.
829
01:09:35,108 --> 01:09:37,723
It's better than you think.
830
01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:48,251
Ryan.
831
01:09:48,337 --> 01:09:52,559
Ryan. Where are you going?
- I'm grabbing another flight.
832
01:09:52,645 --> 01:09:56,983
Something I've got to take care of.
I'll see you back at ... home.
833
01:10:14,674 --> 01:10:17,934
OK, just walk it in a little.
834
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:19,988
A little more.
835
01:10:20,074 --> 01:10:23,787
Yeah.
836
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,291
Got it.
837
01:10:30,909 --> 01:10:33,022
They're a cute couple.
838
01:10:33,108 --> 01:10:36,361
You think so?
- Yeah, they'll make cute kids.
839
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:41,071
How do you like Wisconsin
in February?
840
01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:45,327
I like it if you're there.
I know a killer burger in Milwaukee.
841
01:10:45,413 --> 01:10:47,218
Northern Wisconsin.
842
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:51,735
What are you doing this weekend?
843
01:10:52,629 --> 01:10:54,305
No.
- What, I haven't...
844
01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:58,633
You want me to be your date?
- Yeah. Yeah.
845
01:10:58,719 --> 01:11:02,243
At your sister's wedding?
- It's not like I know her that well.
846
01:11:02,851 --> 01:11:06,270
Look, I'm not the wedding type, right?
847
01:11:06,356 --> 01:11:08,999
But for the first time in my life I don't
want to be that guy alone at a bar.
848
01:11:09,085 --> 01:11:11,761
I want a dance partner,
I want a "plus one."
849
01:11:11,847 --> 01:11:15,876
And if you can stomach it,
I'd like it to be you.
850
01:11:40,658 --> 01:11:42,987
Excuse me. Are you available?
851
01:11:43,073 --> 01:11:47,166
This line's for members
of our Matterhorn Program.
852
01:11:52,151 --> 01:11:54,660
Hey...Ryan.
853
01:11:55,138 --> 01:11:59,497
Hey.
- Kara. Hi.
854
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:02,083
Alex, this is my sister Kara.
- Hi.
855
01:12:02,169 --> 01:12:04,732
Well, hello.
856
01:12:04,818 --> 01:12:08,817
Ryan's told me nothing about you.
857
01:12:09,156 --> 01:12:12,079
So you two are dating?
858
01:12:13,690 --> 01:12:16,395
Not exactly.
- Well, hey, don't worry about it.
859
01:12:16,481 --> 01:12:19,459
We're all getting a little old
to be calling someone girlfriend.
860
01:12:19,545 --> 01:12:22,844
I remember when Mom
used to call Jack her boyfriend.
861
01:12:22,930 --> 01:12:27,157
Drove me up the wall.
Boyfriends are for kids, right?
862
01:12:27,584 --> 01:12:30,085
So what are you doing at the hotel?
863
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:35,644
Yeah, OK, uh...Frank and I
are trying out a trial separation.
864
01:12:35,730 --> 01:12:39,825
I'm sorry. So you're not staying at the house?
- No, there was a room on hold here,
865
01:12:39,911 --> 01:12:43,188
so I thought I'd just take it for the weekend.
866
01:12:45,112 --> 01:12:49,591
So the rehearsal dinner?
- Oh yeah, tonight. I'll see you there.
867
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:55,218
Nice digs.
868
01:12:57,532 --> 01:13:00,025
There's a packet.
869
01:13:05,392 --> 01:13:07,137
Hey, look who's here.
870
01:13:07,223 --> 01:13:12,399
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Ryan!
- Hey.
871
01:13:16,026 --> 01:13:19,329
Oh, you must be Alex.
- Yes, I am. Hi. How are you?
872
01:13:19,415 --> 01:13:23,573
You are so beautiful. Kara was right.
873
01:13:24,656 --> 01:13:28,723
Gosh. You look so grown-up.
874
01:13:28,809 --> 01:13:31,347
I do?
You're the one that's getting married.
875
01:13:31,433 --> 01:13:33,937
Oh, I know, right?
876
01:13:34,533 --> 01:13:37,830
Oh. You haven't even seen my ring.
877
01:13:38,001 --> 01:13:39,757
Oh, look at that.
- Oh, it's lovely.
878
01:13:39,843 --> 01:13:42,201
Jim designed it.
879
01:13:42,412 --> 01:13:44,817
Hey, Jim.
880
01:13:46,077 --> 01:13:48,303
Hey.
- How's it going?
881
01:13:48,389 --> 01:13:50,957
Hey. I'm Ryan.
- Jim. Good to meet you.
882
01:13:51,043 --> 01:13:53,962
Alex. Pleasure.
- Pleasure.
883
01:13:54,061 --> 01:13:56,458
Thank you, guys, for coming.
884
01:13:56,779 --> 01:13:59,043
Brother!
885
01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:03,339
It's true, though.
- Yeah, it's crazy.
886
01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:08,884
I got the pictures you asked me to get.
- You can just put them right there.
887
01:14:10,661 --> 01:14:13,302
Yeah, OK.
888
01:14:41,621 --> 01:14:43,609
You got so many of them up there,
I almost didn't have room.
889
01:14:43,695 --> 01:14:47,665
I know.
It's so great, everyone just chipped in.
890
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:51,005
What gave you the idea
to do something so...
891
01:14:51,091 --> 01:14:53,828
Substantial.
- Well...
892
01:14:53,973 --> 01:14:57,968
Jim has a lot of our nest egg
invested in this real estate venture.
893
01:14:58,054 --> 01:15:00,917
Mm-hm. It's a real estate investment.
894
01:15:01,003 --> 01:15:03,870
It's exciting,
but we went over our finances and...
895
01:15:03,956 --> 01:15:08,123
A honeymoon just kinda at this state in the game
doesn't really seem affordable.
896
01:15:08,209 --> 01:15:10,198
So, you know, we just thought,
897
01:15:10,284 --> 01:15:13,920
just because we can't travel
doesn't mean we can't have pictures.
898
01:15:14,006 --> 01:15:16,566
I think that's a fabulous idea.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
899
01:15:16,652 --> 01:15:19,766
The concept is turnkey everything.
900
01:15:19,852 --> 01:15:23,106
You buy a maintenance contract when you
get the home. We'll whack your weeds,
901
01:15:23,192 --> 01:15:27,942
we'll change your light bulbs. Furniture - you can bring
your own or else you can pick one of our beautiful packages.
902
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:31,868
Seamless traditionalism, yet all the perks.
- Nice.
903
01:15:31,954 --> 01:15:37,489
We all need a place to call our own.
This is America. This is what we were promised.
904
01:15:37,787 --> 01:15:41,216
It's a nice touch.
- What?
905
01:15:41,342 --> 01:15:43,432
The bit at the end about the promise.
I like that part.
906
01:15:43,518 --> 01:15:46,580
Oh, thanks.
907
01:15:47,639 --> 01:15:53,086
You uh...you still renting that one bedroom?
- No. I gave it up.
908
01:15:53,172 --> 01:15:55,916
So you own now?
- No.
909
01:15:56,002 --> 01:15:58,061
But you're looking?
910
01:15:58,147 --> 01:16:00,896
No, not really.
911
01:16:01,143 --> 01:16:03,318
So you're just good?
912
01:16:03,653 --> 01:16:06,796
I'm good.
- Well, that's good.
913
01:16:06,882 --> 01:16:10,750
Can you believe it's tomorrow?
How are you gonna sleep?
914
01:16:10,836 --> 01:16:12,832
I don't know.
915
01:16:13,163 --> 01:16:16,352
Well, do you want some Xanax?
- I don't think that's for sleeping.
916
01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:20,020
Yeah. No, I think I'll just have
a glass of warm milk.
917
01:16:20,106 --> 01:16:23,912
That would do the trick.
- OK. See you tomorrow.
918
01:16:25,257 --> 01:16:27,927
There's another box inside.
919
01:16:28,013 --> 01:16:29,583
I'll grab it.
- You sure?
920
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:32,370
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
921
01:16:40,493 --> 01:16:43,842
Jim seems like a good guy.
- Yeah, isn't he great?
922
01:16:43,928 --> 01:16:46,938
He's going to make a great husband.
923
01:16:48,220 --> 01:16:54,146
You know, Julie, I was thinking,
you know, with Dad not being here, um...
924
01:16:54,463 --> 01:16:58,332
I was wondering if you had anybody
to walk you down the aisle.
925
01:17:03,251 --> 01:17:07,922
No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it.
- He's been really supportive.
926
01:17:08,008 --> 01:17:09,644
He's been great.
927
01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:13,758
Well, good. That's great.
I just wanted to make sure that you...
928
01:17:14,089 --> 01:17:17,342
I wanted you to be covered, that's all.
929
01:17:20,037 --> 01:17:22,300
So, I should be there, what?
930
01:17:22,386 --> 01:17:28,460
The other guests are arriving around
five and things get going at five-thirty so...
931
01:17:28,546 --> 01:17:31,455
around then.
- OK.
932
01:17:33,075 --> 01:17:36,975
Oh. Let me...
I'm gonna help you with those.
933
01:17:38,059 --> 01:17:40,252
Got it.
934
01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:44,891
It's OK. It's OK, it's OK.
935
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:54,921
None of that was here.
936
01:17:55,007 --> 01:17:57,776
This is all new.
937
01:18:08,034 --> 01:18:10,004
Really?
938
01:18:10,359 --> 01:18:14,051
Is that all you got?
- What?
939
01:18:20,476 --> 01:18:22,970
Give me a boost.
940
01:18:24,001 --> 01:18:26,165
Watch...
941
01:18:26,384 --> 01:18:28,838
Hang on.
942
01:18:35,227 --> 01:18:37,832
I took geography in here.
943
01:18:38,007 --> 01:18:40,353
You ever fool around
with one of your teachers?
944
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:44,924
No. Did you?
- No. Not until college.
945
01:18:49,297 --> 01:18:52,086
That's me on the right.
946
01:18:53,218 --> 01:18:57,786
It's kinda hard to tell.
- You can tell by the eyebrows.
947
01:18:57,997 --> 01:19:02,230
You played basketball?
- I was a point guard. Don't act so surprised.
948
01:19:02,316 --> 01:19:05,777
I didn't know you were such a jock.
949
01:19:05,863 --> 01:19:08,107
That's me too.
950
01:19:08,193 --> 01:19:11,150
And that.
951
01:19:12,641 --> 01:19:14,964
My first fight.
- How'd it go?
952
01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:17,509
Got my ass kicked.
953
01:19:17,595 --> 01:19:26,034
This is where we used to go to make out.
- Oh, yes. Yep. This is very romantic.
954
01:19:37,949 --> 01:19:42,458
I'm really happy I came here.
- So am I.
955
01:19:48,072 --> 01:19:50,358
It's Kara.
956
01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:54,063
Ryan, where are you?
We're having a meltdown here.
957
01:19:54,149 --> 01:19:55,246
What's going on? What happened?
958
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,604
It's Jim. Can you get back here?
We need your help.
959
01:19:57,690 --> 01:20:00,036
OK.
960
01:20:00,806 --> 01:20:03,118
We gotta go.
961
01:20:05,831 --> 01:20:09,412
I'll grab your suit.
- Thanks.
962
01:20:27,548 --> 01:20:30,258
What happened?
- Jim's got cold feet.
963
01:20:30,344 --> 01:20:32,995
Today?
- Yeah, that's how cold feet work.
964
01:20:33,081 --> 01:20:36,122
What do you want me to do?
- Talk to him.
965
01:20:36,208 --> 01:20:39,100
You want me to talk to him?
- Hey, it's either you or me.
966
01:20:39,186 --> 01:20:41,670
You know my track record.
I've already struck out once.
967
01:20:41,756 --> 01:20:44,268
I haven't been to bat.
I haven't been in the dugout.
968
01:20:44,354 --> 01:20:47,006
Don't you talk for a living?
Motivational type stuff?
969
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:49,715
I tell people how to avoid commitment.
970
01:20:49,801 --> 01:20:53,020
What kind of fucked up message is that?
- It's a philosophy.
- It's stupid.
971
01:20:53,106 --> 01:20:56,250
Hey, it could have helped you.
- Ryan.
972
01:20:56,336 --> 01:21:01,604
You haven't been around much.
Fuck - basically, you don't exist to us.
973
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,523
I know you wanna be there for her.
974
01:21:04,609 --> 01:21:09,015
Well, here it is. This is your chance.
975
01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:32,280
Hey. What's up, Ryan?
976
01:21:33,407 --> 01:21:36,739
Jim.
- You ever read this before?
977
01:21:37,006 --> 01:21:41,768
Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff.
- I'll say.
978
01:21:44,117 --> 01:21:49,985
Uh...Kara mentioned that you were
having some thoughts.
979
01:21:50,132 --> 01:21:54,923
I don't think I'm going to be able to uh...
to do this.
980
01:21:55,151 --> 01:21:58,916
Why would you say that...today?
981
01:21:59,221 --> 01:22:03,288
Well, last night I was just kinda laying
in bed and I couldn't get to sleep.
982
01:22:03,374 --> 01:22:06,697
So I started thinking about the wedding
and the ceremony,
983
01:22:06,783 --> 01:22:10,171
and about our buying a house
and moving in together.
984
01:22:10,257 --> 01:22:14,090
And having a kid,
and having another kid and then
985
01:22:14,446 --> 01:22:16,758
Christmas and Thanksgiving
and spring break.
986
01:22:16,844 --> 01:22:20,318
Going to football games, and then
all of a sudden they're graduating.
987
01:22:20,404 --> 01:22:24,440
They're getting jobs, they're getting married.
And, you know, I'm a grandparent.
988
01:22:24,526 --> 01:22:27,847
And then I'm retired.
I'm losing my hair, I'm getting fat.
989
01:22:27,933 --> 01:22:30,403
And then the next thing you know
I'm dead.
990
01:22:30,489 --> 01:22:35,088
I'm just, like...I can't stop from thinking,
what's the point?
991
01:22:37,555 --> 01:22:40,608
I mean, what is the point?
992
01:22:40,697 --> 01:22:45,678
The point?
- What am I starting here?
993
01:22:46,573 --> 01:22:50,027
Jim, it's...marriage.
994
01:22:50,290 --> 01:22:54,756
It's one of the most beautiful things on earth.
It's what people aspire to.
995
01:22:54,842 --> 01:22:57,740
You never got married.
- That's true.
996
01:22:57,826 --> 01:23:02,127
I mean, you never even tried.
- Well, it's hard to define try.
997
01:23:02,213 --> 01:23:06,687
I don't know, just you seem happier
than all my married friends.
998
01:23:08,271 --> 01:23:12,086
Look, Jim, I'm not going to lie to you.
Marriage can be a pain in the ass.
999
01:23:12,172 --> 01:23:16,955
And you're kinda right. This all is just stuff
that leads to your eventual demise.
1000
01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:19,097
Yes.
- And we're all on running clocks.
1001
01:23:19,183 --> 01:23:22,525
And they can't be slowed down
or paused.
1002
01:23:23,504 --> 01:23:26,965
And...we all end up in the same place.
- yeah.
1003
01:23:28,291 --> 01:23:33,116
There is no point.
- There is no point. That's what I'm saying.
1004
01:23:37,447 --> 01:23:40,100
You know, uh...
1005
01:23:40,497 --> 01:23:44,758
I'm not normally the guy
you would talk to about stuff like this.
1006
01:23:47,671 --> 01:23:50,336
If you think about it...
1007
01:23:51,518 --> 01:23:55,471
your favorite memories, the most
important moments in your life.
1008
01:23:55,762 --> 01:23:57,832
Were you alone?
1009
01:23:58,195 --> 01:24:02,047
No, I guess not.
1010
01:24:02,374 --> 01:24:04,412
Come to think of it,
1011
01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:07,705
last night, the night before your wedding
when all this shit is swirling around in your head,
1012
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:10,233
weren't you guys sleeping in separate bedrooms?
1013
01:24:10,319 --> 01:24:15,651
Yeah, Julie went back to the apartment and
I was just by myself in the honeymoon suite.
1014
01:24:15,737 --> 01:24:19,545
Kinda lonely, huh?
- Yes, it was pretty lonely.
1015
01:24:20,617 --> 01:24:23,541
Life's better with company.
1016
01:24:24,441 --> 01:24:28,798
Yeah...
- Everybody needs a co-pilot.
1017
01:24:30,059 --> 01:24:33,336
That was a nice touch.
- Thanks.
1018
01:24:35,415 --> 01:24:40,265
So uh... what's the mood like out there?
- It's not good.
1019
01:24:40,351 --> 01:24:44,176
She's pretty pissed?
- Just upset.
1020
01:24:45,418 --> 01:24:48,100
What should I do?
1021
01:24:49,455 --> 01:24:51,748
Go get her.
1022
01:25:05,443 --> 01:25:08,997
I'm such a fuck-up.
I love you so much.
1023
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:12,205
Will you be my co-pilot?
1024
01:25:13,303 --> 01:25:16,825
Yes. Yes.
1025
01:25:21,004 --> 01:25:23,681
Welcome home.
1026
01:27:57,902 --> 01:28:01,915
OK, this is your stop.
1027
01:28:08,050 --> 01:28:12,783
When am I gonna see you?
- You're just gonna have to come visit.
1028
01:28:12,888 --> 01:28:15,685
Oh...so settled.
1029
01:28:16,256 --> 01:28:23,077
You're not gonna change on me, are you?
- No. Same guy. Just one address.
1030
01:28:23,642 --> 01:28:29,103
This is your final boarding call for
American Airlines Flight 3972 to Chicago.
1031
01:28:30,002 --> 01:28:33,768
Right. Call me when you get lonely.
1032
01:28:36,054 --> 01:28:38,471
I'm lonely.
1033
01:29:10,919 --> 01:29:12,961
Some guy sits down in a conference room somewhere
1034
01:29:13,047 --> 01:29:16,328
and our server routes his session
to one of our termination engineers.
1035
01:29:16,414 --> 01:29:18,021
"Termination engineers"? Really?
1036
01:29:18,107 --> 01:29:20,755
I preferred "terminators"
but it bumped with Legal.
1037
01:29:20,841 --> 01:29:22,225
Can't imagine why.
1038
01:29:22,311 --> 01:29:26,246
They follow a workflow that takes them through anything
from a standard dismissal to a violent aggressor.
1039
01:29:26,332 --> 01:29:28,476
What are they doing now, practicing?
1040
01:29:28,562 --> 01:29:33,103
Beta testing, role-playing.
We go live at the end of the month.
1041
01:29:33,270 --> 01:29:35,581
Kyle, you're running through the events
too quickly.
1042
01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:39,511
You need to give them time to acknowledge
each statement. Okay? It's a legal thing.
1043
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,759
Ryan?
- Mm? Oh. Yeah. There's more?
1044
01:29:50,078 --> 01:29:51,333
This is ridiculous.
1045
01:29:51,419 --> 01:29:56,605
Legal's starting to come hard
at me on this term "terminate"...
1047
01:30:35,074 --> 01:30:38,212
Ladies and gentlemen. Put your hands
together for today's challenge speaker,
1048
01:30:38,298 --> 01:30:41,260
Mr Ryan Bingham
1049
01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:44,217
Go get 'em.
1050
01:30:54,091 --> 01:30:58,567
Last year I flew 350,000 miles.
1051
01:30:58,747 --> 01:31:01,360
The moon is 250.
1052
01:31:03,861 --> 01:31:08,240
I want you to imagine for a second
that you're carrying a backpack.
1053
01:31:08,326 --> 01:31:11,465
I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders
1054
01:31:12,072 --> 01:31:14,192
You feel 'em?
1055
01:31:15,145 --> 01:31:20,638
Now I want you to pack it with
all the stuff that you have in your life.
1056
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:27,695
Start with the little things -
the things on shelves and in drawers.
1057
01:31:46,070 --> 01:31:48,708
Excuse me.
1058
01:31:51,499 --> 01:31:53,582
What the fuck are you ...
1059
01:31:53,668 --> 01:31:55,622
Relax. We'll have
your next guest out in one sec.
1060
01:32:20,341 --> 01:32:23,382
Hey, you gotta sign.
- OK.
1061
01:32:24,391 --> 01:32:26,814
OK, thank you.
1062
01:32:29,171 --> 01:32:33,320
Hey, you forgot to give me
your Hertz No.1 Gold Card!
1063
01:33:08,076 --> 01:33:10,785
So I was in the neighborhood.
1064
01:33:25,444 --> 01:33:30,379
Hey, honey, who's at the door?
- It was just somebody who was lost.
1065
01:34:27,998 --> 01:34:29,198
Alex?
1066
01:34:29,284 --> 01:34:32,211
What were you thinking,
showing up at my door like that?
1067
01:34:32,297 --> 01:34:36,156
What do you mean? I wanted to see you.
I didn't know you had a family.
1068
01:34:36,242 --> 01:34:37,957
Why didn't you tell me that?
1069
01:34:38,043 --> 01:34:41,880
Sorry I ruined your evening but you could
have seriously screwed things up for me.
1070
01:34:41,966 --> 01:34:46,533
That's my family. That's my real life.
1071
01:34:48,111 --> 01:34:51,628
I thought I was a part of your real life.
1072
01:34:52,002 --> 01:34:55,126
I thought we signed up
for the same thing.
1073
01:34:56,255 --> 01:35:01,061
Try and help me understand exactly
what it is that you signed up for.
1074
01:35:01,496 --> 01:35:06,129
I thought our relationship
was perfectly clear. I mean...
1075
01:35:06,215 --> 01:35:09,586
you are an escape.
1076
01:35:10,869 --> 01:35:13,602
You're a break from our normal lives,
you're a...
1077
01:35:13,688 --> 01:35:16,748
a parenthesis.
1078
01:35:18,955 --> 01:35:20,677
I'm a parenthesis?
1079
01:35:20,763 --> 01:35:25,128
I mean...
what do you want?
1080
01:35:26,211 --> 01:35:28,768
Tell me what you want.
1081
01:35:32,865 --> 01:35:35,616
You don't even know what you want.
1082
01:35:35,702 --> 01:35:40,107
Ryan, I'm a grown-up, OK?
1083
01:35:40,193 --> 01:35:45,580
So if you would like to see me again,
then ... then give me a call.
1084
01:35:46,529 --> 01:35:48,807
OK?
1085
01:36:03,826 --> 01:36:06,810
Ladies and gentlemen, we
have a special announcement to make.
1086
01:36:06,896 --> 01:36:11,266
Our pilot has just informed me that we
are passing over the city of Dubuque,
1087
01:36:11,352 --> 01:36:16,792
which might not mean much to most of you,
but means a lot to one of our flyers today.
1088
01:36:16,878 --> 01:36:22,907
Oh, no.
- because he just hit 10 million miles!
1089
01:36:25,591 --> 01:36:28,627
Congratulations.
- Such an amazing accomplishment.
1090
01:36:28,713 --> 01:36:31,443
You must be very very excited.
1091
01:36:31,529 --> 01:36:33,940
Hi, Captain.
- Captain.
1092
01:36:34,026 --> 01:36:36,345
That seat taken?
1093
01:36:36,431 --> 01:36:38,969
No. No.
1094
01:36:44,975 --> 01:36:48,338
You're the youngest yet to hit 10 mil.
1095
01:36:48,424 --> 01:36:51,418
Don't know where you found the time.
1096
01:36:51,504 --> 01:36:54,988
Yeah.
I don't know.
1097
01:37:00,006 --> 01:37:02,156
Here you go.
1098
01:37:03,636 --> 01:37:06,589
Seventh card we've made.
1099
01:37:06,803 --> 01:37:09,296
Small club.
1100
01:37:10,895 --> 01:37:14,700
We really appreciate your loyalty.
1101
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:20,130
You know how many times
I thought about this moment?
1102
01:37:22,033 --> 01:37:25,481
Played out the conversation
that you and I would have right here.
1103
01:37:25,567 --> 01:37:27,748
Really?
1104
01:37:29,791 --> 01:37:32,692
What did you want to say?
1105
01:37:36,892 --> 01:37:39,529
You know, I don't remember.
1106
01:37:41,051 --> 01:37:45,777
That's all right.
It happens to all of us.
1107
01:37:48,752 --> 01:37:51,326
Where are you from?
1108
01:37:56,873 --> 01:37:59,343
I'm from here.
1109
01:38:17,051 --> 01:38:19,380
Hello, Mr Bingham.
1110
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:21,571
How did you know it was me?
1111
01:38:21,657 --> 01:38:26,437
This is your dedicated line. We reserve them
for our most loyal and appreciated flyers.
1112
01:38:26,523 --> 01:38:32,076
I'd like to transfer some of my miles.
Can I open up an account to Jim and Julie Miller?
1113
01:38:32,162 --> 01:38:34,928
Certainly. How many miles
would you like to transfer?
1114
01:38:35,014 --> 01:38:37,305
How many miles does it take
to circle the globe?
1115
01:38:37,391 --> 01:38:41,667
We have our round-the-world tickets.
They're 500,000 miles each.
1116
01:38:41,753 --> 01:38:43,396
That'd be fine.
- Got a second?
1117
01:38:43,482 --> 01:38:44,932
I'll call you back.
1118
01:38:45,018 --> 01:38:47,587
What the hell happened to you yesterday?
I was trying to get hold of you all day.
1119
01:38:47,673 --> 01:38:51,506
I was ... some personal stuff.
What's going on?
1120
01:38:51,592 --> 01:38:54,037
Do you remember Karen Barnes,
1121
01:38:54,710 --> 01:38:57,895
part of a 30-person reduction
a few weeks back in Wichita?
1122
01:38:57,981 --> 01:39:03,042
Natalie fired her.
- Fired dozens of people a day. I...
1123
01:39:03,128 --> 01:39:06,193
She killed herself - jumped off a bridge.
1124
01:39:07,795 --> 01:39:09,224
Fuck.
1125
01:39:09,310 --> 01:39:13,632
I need to know if you remember
any woman that gave you any signals,
1126
01:39:13,718 --> 01:39:16,844
depression...
- They're all depressed. We're firing them.
1127
01:39:16,930 --> 01:39:22,308
Hey, I need to ask you this stuff, OK?
- No, I don't remember anything.
1128
01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:25,858
You never think that they're...
1129
01:39:26,423 --> 01:39:28,282
You don't remember any woman
that gave you any signals?
1130
01:39:28,368 --> 01:39:32,684
Anything at all, Ryan?
- No, nothing stands out.
1131
01:39:35,293 --> 01:39:39,242
Is Natalie all right?
- Natalie quit.
1132
01:39:42,224 --> 01:39:46,138
She quit?
- Text message.
1133
01:39:46,581 --> 01:39:50,259
Fucking nice, right?
No one's got any manners any more.
1134
01:39:50,345 --> 01:39:55,312
Did she say where she was going?
- No. She was a little upset.
1135
01:39:56,556 --> 01:39:59,154
I should give her a call.
1136
01:40:01,867 --> 01:40:04,936
I need you back in the air.
1137
01:40:07,609 --> 01:40:10,779
Hey. Did you hear what I said?
I thought you'd be thrilled about that.
1138
01:40:10,865 --> 01:40:13,841
It's fine. What about
the videoconferencing?
1139
01:40:13,927 --> 01:40:20,048
CTC is going to pause the new media front.
They're gonna give it some more thought.
1140
01:40:20,134 --> 01:40:24,678
We are gonna get our workhorses back
in the air doing what they do best, OK?
1141
01:40:25,876 --> 01:40:28,168
How long are you sending me out?
1142
01:40:28,254 --> 01:40:33,395
We're gonna let you sail and sail.
You send us a postcard if you ever get there.
1143
01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:49,670
So what happened?
1144
01:40:50,653 --> 01:40:52,924
How exactly do you mean?
1145
01:40:53,010 --> 01:40:55,276
You graduated top of your class.
1146
01:40:55,362 --> 01:40:58,044
You seemed to have your pick of
employment, including right here.
1147
01:40:58,130 --> 01:41:02,902
Instead you went to Omaha
to fire people for a living?
1148
01:41:04,281 --> 01:41:07,164
It's challenging work.
- I'll say!
1149
01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:10,203
I can't imagine doing that,
day in, day out.
1150
01:41:10,289 --> 01:41:12,582
Not in this climate.
1151
01:41:14,077 --> 01:41:16,874
I followed a boy.
1152
01:41:20,523 --> 01:41:23,792
I guess everybody does that
at one point or another.
1153
01:41:29,241 --> 01:41:31,657
This guy says I'd be lucky to have you.
1154
01:41:31,743 --> 01:41:33,975
To whom it may concern.
1155
01:41:34,061 --> 01:41:37,129
I can't even count the number
of people I've fired in my lifetime.
1156
01:41:37,215 --> 01:41:40,823
So many that I've actually forgotten
what it's like to hire somebody.
1157
01:41:40,909 --> 01:41:45,925
We've never met, but I know you'd
be lucky to have Natalie Keener.
1158
01:41:46,011 --> 01:41:48,851
My advice?
Take her and don't look back.
1159
01:41:48,937 --> 01:41:52,627
She'll be the best decision
you've made in a long time.
1160
01:41:56,230 --> 01:41:59,091
I sure hope he's right.
1161
01:42:09,997 --> 01:42:11,920
Well, I don't have a lot of hope,
1162
01:42:12,006 --> 01:42:14,624
and I really don't know
when it's gonna get better.
1163
01:42:14,710 --> 01:42:17,354
There's a lot of people unemployed.
1164
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:22,637
And I really don't know when there's
gonna be light at the end of the tunnel.
1165
01:42:22,723 --> 01:42:24,387
I can't find much to talk about.
1166
01:42:24,473 --> 01:42:27,323
Talk about being proud.
I'm proud of my kids.
1167
01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:32,533
I think the anger comes from the fact
that I just wasn't needed any more.
1168
01:42:32,619 --> 01:42:34,782
I would say, you know, uh...
1169
01:42:34,868 --> 01:42:37,592
without my friends and my family,
1170
01:42:37,678 --> 01:42:39,492
I wouldn't have made it.
1171
01:42:39,578 --> 01:42:42,388
It would have been a lot tougher
if I would have had to make it on my own.
1172
01:42:42,474 --> 01:42:46,721
When I wake up in the morning
and I look over and I see my wife,
1173
01:42:46,807 --> 01:42:49,723
that gives me the sense of purpose.
1174
01:42:49,809 --> 01:42:52,695
It's not all about the money.
Money can keep you warm.
1175
01:42:52,781 --> 01:42:57,136
It pays your heating bills.
It can buy you a blanket.
1176
01:42:58,004 --> 01:43:02,355
But it doesn't keep you as warm
as when my husband holds me.
1177
01:43:02,441 --> 01:43:07,192
Let me get up. Let me get out.
Let me find something.
1178
01:43:07,565 --> 01:43:12,524
So my kids are my purpose.
My family.
1179
01:43:41,193 --> 01:43:46,380
Tonight most people will be welcomed
home by jumping dogs and squealing kids.
1180
01:43:46,856 --> 01:43:51,213
Their spouses will ask about their day
and tonight they'll sleep.
1181
01:43:51,765 --> 01:43:56,450
The stars will wheel forth
from their daytime hiding places.
1182
01:43:57,269 --> 01:44:00,476
And one of those lights,
slightly brighter than the rest,
1183
01:44:00,727 --> 01:44:04,692
will be my wing tip passing over.
1185
01:46:14,044 --> 01:46:19,744
Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin.
And I recently lost my job.
1186
01:46:19,867 --> 01:46:25,768
I wrote this song as sort of
a statement about uncertainty
1187
01:46:25,854 --> 01:46:29,224
and having a certain amount of anxiety
about the future.
1188
01:46:29,907 --> 01:46:32,969
So maybe you can use it in your movie.