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There's a thin line
separating a fool from a moron...

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...on one end of the line lies the fool
and on the other, the moron.

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Snap the line
and you don't know who's who?

4
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Thats the million dollar question,
my pretty polly.

5
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Let us to see who the pretty groom is?

6
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I'll be damned!

7
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Is it not Mr. Fool himself?!

8
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Ya ya!

9
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To become a true moron
you've to at least be married...

10
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and by the look of things,
you're not getting married in a hurry.

11
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Ya ya!

12
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Yes Sir! There's been
a change in the schedule.

13
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The half-caste's abducting
your bride even as we chat.

14
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Brother Omi?!

15
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Ya ya!

16
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"Hail Friendship"!
As a friend, it was my duty to warn you.

17
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Grab that moped and run like the wind.

18
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If you've got what it takes,
go save Dolly.

19
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Now scurry!
Your wedding march past is over!

20
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Ya ya!

21
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Aren't you a charming one?

22
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Ya! Right... Liar.

23
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If I lie,
then I make love to a filthy bitch

24
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and if not,
then that bitch is your mother!

25
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Your wedding march is history!

26
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The marriage party's stopping here!

27
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Grab the phones darling!

28
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What the hell could've held them up?!

29
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Can't even get through the bloody phones!

30
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Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!

31
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Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!

32
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Omi Shukla has abducted Dolly!

33
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Wait! Not the red one, hit the green.

34
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- Screw you!
- Now what?

35
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Come on Langda...

36
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be a sport!

37
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What happened, big brother?
Forgot your tools at home or what!

38
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Your mother's borrowed them... swine!
Stop screwing around now.

39
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I'm sick of your bloody red, blue, yellow!

40
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Decide your colour once and for all...

41
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then sit back and watch daddy play!

42
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Not bad, champ! Go flick the yellow one.

43
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Ringa Ringa Roses!
Pocket full of poses!

44
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Bingo! Go stuff yourself... loser.

45
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When it comes to marbles,
No one screws with Langda Tyagi...

46
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Anyone got the guts to doubt that?

47
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Where is Omi?

48
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Where the hell is he?

49
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You Anglo shit!

50
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,197
Even dogs show more character... Omi!

51
00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:10,828
Was my daughter
the only girl left in the province?

52
00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:14,769
Actually, it's my fault...

53
00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:19,541
had forgotten that you are
a half caste.

54
00:10:20,582 --> 00:10:24,814
That bloody slave girl
had borne you... right?

55
00:10:25,253 --> 00:10:26,743
Bloody bastard!

56
00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:32,920
You're right as always sir...

57
00:10:34,496 --> 00:10:38,592
Wish you knew that your own daughter's
heart beats for this half caste.

58
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,867
Bastard!

59
00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:57,183
Bhaisaab's calling... May I?

60
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,779
Regards Bhaisaab, that's right...

61
00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:07,187
They here... both of them.

62
00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:10,698
Lawyer sir?

63
00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:17,194
He's threatening to blow
Brother Omi's brains out.

64
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,572
One shot and... finito!

65
00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:25,213
Ya Bhaisaab... One sec!

66
00:11:27,682 --> 00:11:29,547
So, what's going on over there?!

67
00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:30,878
Lawyer sir?

68
00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:32,220
Omi?

69
00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,889
This silence is getting boring friends.

70
00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:43,993
Someone's got to speak up.

71
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:49,235
Big brother, this sonuvabitch abducted
my daughter on her wedding day.

72
00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:55,836
So I heard. Now let me update you...

73
00:11:57,245 --> 00:12:01,614
Your prime eyewitness Jalaluddin
has returned from Muscat!

74
00:12:03,885 --> 00:12:05,853
The case is slated
to be heard next week...

75
00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:09,184
So do postpone your shootout
for tonight...

76
00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:11,859
Or meet him up in Court next week.

77
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That will be all dears.
Have a good day.

78
00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:18,199
The news is confirmed Bhaisaab...

79
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,795
Indore Singh had gone to Muscat himself.

80
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And now Surendra Captain
has become his General.

81
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:30,769
They are hiding him
behind the brick kiln in Pilakhwa.

82
00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:35,541
Why in the world is Indore Singh
rushing to his grave?

83
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Whenever a bitch goes down to pee,
every dog thinks its his lucky day.

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00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:53,567
All Visitors are warned
that anybody carrying any kind of...

85
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alcohol, cigarettes, narcotics etc
will be found punishable by law.

86
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Any kind of weapon, matchboxes or
mobile sim cards is also prohibited,

87
00:13:03,211 --> 00:13:05,839
strict action will be taken against...

88
00:13:06,214 --> 00:13:08,842
Psst... I happen to be carrying
all of the above.

89
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What are you gonna do?
- Liar!

90
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Get lost sonuvabitch... stamp this!

91
00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:22,196
Have known Omkara
since his childhood...

92
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:29,430
but never heard anything
about him being a womanizer.

93
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:02,166
You've even known Dolly
since she was a toddler.

94
00:14:03,204 --> 00:14:08,836
You think she would've eloped
with this gangster willingly.

95
00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,738
Our home fire's
been hushed since yesterday...

96
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,684
the whole community's slandering us...

97
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:24,589
how can you expect me to hand over
my precious jewel to that monster?!

98
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,628
He's a damned half caste at that!

99
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:38,462
I have no more will to live...
I need justice, Bhaisaab!

100
00:14:45,613 --> 00:14:48,309
Brother Omi! Please come.

101
00:14:53,254 --> 00:14:55,814
If I've done this out of lust.
Call me a eunuch.

102
00:14:57,225 --> 00:15:01,821
If his daughter says I'm a liar,
Omkara will cut his tongue off...

103
00:15:01,996 --> 00:15:05,227
and shine Lawyer sir's shoes with it
for the rest of his life!

104
00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:30,183
Don't be scared... speak your mind.

105
00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:41,696
Has anyone... and I mean anyone,
forced you into any kind of submission?

106
00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:55,581
I've always followed the tune of my heart.

107
00:16:00,455 --> 00:16:03,151
Papa... please forgive me.

108
00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:07,159
I can't live without Omkara.

109
00:16:34,889 --> 00:16:40,691
"Don't trust what your eyes say.
Your eyes will betray you."

110
00:17:22,203 --> 00:17:27,334
God knows how it all began...
how I lost my heart to Omkara.

111
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:34,712
I was in love... but it was too late.

112
00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:14,817
I remember feeling like a blind bird
plunging down an empty well...

113
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everything seemed hopeless...

114
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:29,635
And then I decided
I'll end my wretched life...

115
00:18:30,672 --> 00:18:32,640
But then there was no point to it,

116
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When who I was dying for
didn't even know why.

117
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,850
Rajju will marry me dead.

118
00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:54,385
Since you won't in this lifetime,
let me confess...

119
00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:58,655
I'm yours and yours only.

120
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,803
Put me down in your list of slain.

121
00:19:17,518 --> 00:19:19,486
Let bygones be bygones.

122
00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:25,756
Both of you should now
seek blessings from the elders.

123
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,188
Now don't you dare get married
before I'm released.

124
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See, I'm not averse
to this prison life.

125
00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:09,799
But if that blasted evidence
reaches court...

126
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:11,939
the Parliament will annul
my election nomination.

127
00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:14,768
And what if they don't see reason?

128
00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:22,205
Well then... go ahead.

129
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:45,231
General... may you never forget
the two faced monster a woman can be!

130
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:52,646
She who can dupe her own father,
will never be anyone's to claim.

131
00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:46,560
Fill in whatever amount you want.

132
00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:52,239
Bloody hell! Got away!

133
00:21:54,275 --> 00:22:01,681
Kichlu... me thinks we're not cut out
for these over the table deals.

134
00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:08,544
Don't rush to your grave Captain.
Quote your price.

135
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:13,287
The Parliament seat.

136
00:22:14,295 --> 00:22:19,756
The one Indore sir's been slogging
his ass off for the last five years.

137
00:22:21,235 --> 00:22:23,795
Even if he polishes it
for the next five lives,

138
00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:26,802
he won't be able to defeat Bhaisaab.

139
00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:29,209
Truth be said...

140
00:22:31,779 --> 00:22:34,748
but only if Tewari Bhaisaab
contests in the first place.

141
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:44,218
It was a small nick...
but its gonna bleed as hell.

142
00:22:44,425 --> 00:22:45,722
Got it?

143
00:23:12,219 --> 00:23:14,187
Omi... Come break bread with us.

144
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:17,622
Have got special homemade food.

145
00:23:35,609 --> 00:23:36,735
Holy cow!

146
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,387
Bloody hell!

147
00:23:52,026 --> 00:23:54,221
How many will you smash, Captain?

148
00:23:55,262 --> 00:23:57,560
Our guys are stationed
outside all TV channels.

149
00:24:00,735 --> 00:24:02,703
Don't miss the climax.

150
00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:12,712
Sorry Captain sir! But you should
teach Brother Indore a thing or two.

151
00:24:13,848 --> 00:24:16,180
Bastard's not even wearing a condom.

152
00:24:17,218 --> 00:24:19,186
Who is this chick by the way?

153
00:24:22,223 --> 00:24:23,713
Indore bro...

154
00:24:25,426 --> 00:24:27,792
...pray which meeting
did you attend last night?

155
00:24:29,263 --> 00:24:32,721
Hmm... the fund raising one
or the skirt raising one?

156
00:24:33,801 --> 00:24:36,201
Now watch the parliament on the bloody TV
for the rest of your life.

157
00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:45,939
Omi brother... hats off to you.

158
00:24:47,681 --> 00:24:50,206
I concede. You are the biggest General
in the province.

159
00:24:51,252 --> 00:24:54,744
'Even your pee
can flush out all your foes'

160
00:24:56,757 --> 00:24:59,817
But before leaving,
I have a poser for you...

161
00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:08,157
Kichlu and I have had a bet...
for 100 bucks.

162
00:25:09,537 --> 00:25:19,412
This one says that you'll marry
Raghunath's lass for sure...

163
00:25:20,681 --> 00:25:25,516
and I feel that Omi's
still got his wits about him...

164
00:25:27,888 --> 00:25:29,856
he just wants to wham bang her... right?

165
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,660
I win that 100 bucks, sonuvabitch.

166
00:26:11,999 --> 00:26:16,561
Grandma! Go tell the village
that Captain's lost his bet.

167
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,701
Take your 100 bucks from Captain.

168
00:27:14,295 --> 00:27:16,160
Let go, Omi!

169
00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:58,135
Next time round, bet on horses...

170
00:27:59,506 --> 00:28:00,803
not tigers.

171
00:28:01,275 --> 00:28:04,802
"The drums salute the greatest..."

172
00:28:05,246 --> 00:28:09,148
"the greatest warrior
of them all... Omkara!"

173
00:29:12,179 --> 00:29:16,809
The battle is over
The tables are turned

174
00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:22,383
The righteous is out of prison
And the enemy is burnt

175
00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:28,720
As per the high Command's wishes...

176
00:29:28,929 --> 00:29:32,592
...I will be contesting
for a parliament seat this year.

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00:29:34,902 --> 00:29:38,429
I hereby appoint
youth leader Omkara Shukla...

178
00:29:38,972 --> 00:29:40,940
...as my successor in the local assembly

179
00:29:41,442 --> 00:29:45,708
And Bhaisaab, who will replace Omkara?

180
00:29:46,213 --> 00:29:48,511
Who will be the new General of the party?

181
00:29:50,884 --> 00:29:52,681
Hello?

182
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,188
Can't hear a word... Hello?

183
00:29:55,556 --> 00:29:57,524
Bhaisaab?
- What was the question?

184
00:29:57,891 --> 00:30:00,189
Think its disconnected!

185
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,471
Brother Langda! Brother Langda!

186
00:31:08,295 --> 00:31:09,887
Where are your glorious feet?

187
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:12,790
They walked off
to buy some slippers... Moron!

188
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:15,861
Let me kiss them once.
Please just once!

189
00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:20,535
Don't hold me back!
- Buzz off! You scum!

190
00:31:25,913 --> 00:31:29,542
My my! The new General is a tyrant!

191
00:31:32,319 --> 00:31:33,445
What?!

192
00:31:44,765 --> 00:31:50,635
Hail General Langda!
Hail General Langda!

193
00:31:55,275 --> 00:31:59,177
Hail General Langda!
Hail General Langda!

194
00:34:16,216 --> 00:34:17,843
Kesu Firangi!

195
00:34:42,242 --> 00:34:44,802
All the college students
are under his command.

196
00:34:46,246 --> 00:34:50,706
The elections will be
a cakewalk for us.

197
00:34:54,721 --> 00:34:56,916
And Langda?

198
00:34:59,593 --> 00:35:02,153
He's like a brother.
He'll understand.

199
00:35:05,932 --> 00:35:10,494
Hail Kesu Firangi!
Hail Kesu Firangi!

200
00:36:25,312 --> 00:36:27,280
Run Golu! They're here!

201
00:36:35,922 --> 00:36:38,447
Move out of the way!

202
00:36:45,232 --> 00:36:48,793
Not bad at all!
May you be protected from all evil...

203
00:36:49,302 --> 00:36:52,863
Talk about a match made in heaven...
like milk in a pot of coal.

204
00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:58,736
Sorry Omi bro! My tongue slipped...

205
00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:01,813
More like a candy in a crow's mouth!

206
00:37:03,517 --> 00:37:07,817
OK OK! I give up!

207
00:37:08,755 --> 00:37:11,155
Like sandal shining
in the darkest night!

208
00:37:12,626 --> 00:37:15,151
Please brother!
I promise... no more jokes!

209
00:37:15,529 --> 00:37:17,497
Please let me go.

210
00:37:18,465 --> 00:37:22,492
Like a magic flute
in the hands of the Dark lord.

211
00:37:33,246 --> 00:37:36,773
What're you staring at, Grandma?
- Staring at your luck!

212
00:37:38,785 --> 00:37:41,845
How in the world did you get such a
fair girl in these parts?!

213
00:37:59,606 --> 00:38:01,574
I said good morning!

214
00:38:18,592 --> 00:38:22,756
Bro... Rajju's come to visit.

215
00:38:28,468 --> 00:38:31,562
Let them in... but grab their weapons.

216
00:38:31,872 --> 00:38:33,840
Righto.

217
00:38:48,989 --> 00:38:50,513
Get going.

218
00:38:53,994 --> 00:38:55,461
You wait.

219
00:39:24,557 --> 00:39:27,526
When will the priest be here, sis?

220
00:39:29,863 --> 00:39:34,163
My high priestess,
this is an inauspicious month.

221
00:39:38,238 --> 00:39:40,866
Our bride-to-be
will have to be more patient.

222
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,678
Not bad at all! That smells good!

223
00:39:47,681 --> 00:39:50,172
You turned out to be quite some cook...

224
00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:54,515
what's the secret?

225
00:39:55,322 --> 00:39:57,187
My grandma's formula...

226
00:39:57,557 --> 00:40:01,755
She told me that the way
to a man's heart is through his belly.

227
00:40:02,929 --> 00:40:05,193
What bull! My Grandma

228
00:40:05,398 --> 00:40:08,196
always told to me to aim a bit lower.

229
00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:28,220
Papa's sent this little gesture
for the elections.

230
00:40:39,366 --> 00:40:42,335
But that's a long way off...

231
00:40:43,603 --> 00:40:46,231
Ya ya! It's me who's
stayed away too long!

232
00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:53,577
Brother Omi! I had nothing to do
with that marriage fiasco.

233
00:40:54,547 --> 00:40:58,278
If I'd had any inkling,
I'd have peed over the holy fires myself.

234
00:41:17,637 --> 00:41:19,605
I'll take your leave then.

235
00:41:21,975 --> 00:41:26,674
Wait! It'll be dark
by the time you reach.

236
00:41:28,314 --> 00:41:32,478
Stay back. We're celebrating
Golu's birthday tomorrow.

237
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,687
Golu's happy birthday!

238
00:41:35,622 --> 00:41:37,715
How many years old
will the little man be?

239
00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:40,222
Er... Golu?

240
00:41:40,927 --> 00:41:42,827
Must be eight... or is it nine?

241
00:41:45,265 --> 00:41:46,892
O...! Listen!

242
00:41:54,441 --> 00:41:57,171
Just taste this once...

243
00:42:01,948 --> 00:42:03,575
Sweet enough?

244
00:42:06,419 --> 00:42:10,879
Just twirl your finger once more
in the pan, it'll be perfect.

245
00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:29,834
My Romeo! Mix some water
in your booze at least.

246
00:42:33,246 --> 00:42:36,010
Here... have a swig.

247
00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:46,817
My dear friend...
I gave you one chance...

248
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:50,220
But alas... you don't have the guts...

249
00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:53,697
I do dammit...!

250
00:42:55,301 --> 00:42:58,168
That blasted moped got a puncture that day,
else I would have shown you guys.

251
00:43:11,951 --> 00:43:14,511
I can lay down my life
for Dolly... understood?

252
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:20,191
That'll be the day!
Stop drinking now...

253
00:43:23,563 --> 00:43:25,861
I'm serious... I can
give up my life for her!

254
00:43:26,633 --> 00:43:28,601
Give the bottle first!

255
00:43:31,237 --> 00:43:32,864
I'm not joking... really!

256
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,901
I'll jump into the river!
- Ya ya!

257
00:43:38,578 --> 00:43:40,546
I'll really jump!

258
00:43:41,347 --> 00:43:43,815
No one's holding you back... sissy!

259
00:43:45,552 --> 00:43:46,883
Go jump!

260
00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:51,883
'Dolly' my ass!

261
00:43:55,528 --> 00:43:57,359
Jump... chicken shit!

262
00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:13,174
Bloody hell! You don't know how to swim?!

263
00:44:14,214 --> 00:44:15,841
What the...!

264
00:44:21,221 --> 00:44:26,181
What do you have to say now... brother!

265
00:44:29,295 --> 00:44:31,889
It's not a question of guts...

266
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,529
Its a question of business...

267
00:44:36,269 --> 00:44:41,206
if I run amok, my father's
booze contracts will be snatched.

268
00:44:46,246 --> 00:44:50,876
And you, Brother sir Langda?!
Who are you to talk about nerve?

269
00:44:52,685 --> 00:44:56,712
What guts did you display when Omi
publicly chose Kesu as his successor?

270
00:44:59,459 --> 00:45:02,826
For the last 15 years,

271
00:45:03,196 --> 00:45:07,155
you've been faithfully serving
that half caste on a leg and a half...

272
00:45:09,502 --> 00:45:14,462
Hail Langda General!
Hail General Langda!

273
00:45:19,579 --> 00:45:24,744
That pretender Kesu
comes out of nowhere...

274
00:45:25,218 --> 00:45:29,621
and coolly snatches the
bone out of your mouth.

275
00:45:31,324 --> 00:45:33,622
Where did your guts go walking then?!

276
00:45:34,694 --> 00:45:36,184
Company garden?

277
00:45:49,942 --> 00:45:52,536
You know Rajju,
you are finally making some sense.

278
00:45:53,246 --> 00:45:57,148
Both of us are damned
to lead donkey's lives!

279
00:46:07,193 --> 00:46:09,388
God bless your filthy soul...!

280
00:46:09,529 --> 00:46:10,928
Good lady!

281
00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:16,696
Langda! Help me!

282
00:46:28,548 --> 00:46:30,516
Help me please!

283
00:48:03,910 --> 00:48:08,142
Think I've caught the chill.
The water was freezing.

284
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:14,811
Look at it this way...
now you know how to swim.

285
00:48:19,192 --> 00:48:23,686
Now I'll teach you how to fly...

286
00:48:27,433 --> 00:48:29,401
like pigeons in the sky.

287
00:48:30,203 --> 00:48:32,171
Bye Bye baby bird...

288
00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:39,705
fly away with Dolly.

289
00:48:42,815 --> 00:48:48,685
Far far away!
To a galaxy someday.

290
00:48:49,689 --> 00:48:51,850
Eh? Eh? Eh?

291
00:48:54,227 --> 00:48:56,127
Buzz off... liar!

292
00:48:58,164 --> 00:49:00,724
If I lie, then I make
love to a filthy bitch...

293
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,795
and if not,
then that bitch is your mother.

294
00:49:11,177 --> 00:49:13,475
And isn't it Mr. Busybody himself?

295
00:49:16,249 --> 00:49:20,686
Lower your eyes while
addressing the new General.

296
00:49:22,855 --> 00:49:26,382
But of course...
my adorable bastard!

297
00:49:30,863 --> 00:49:33,161
I'll slice your tongue out.

298
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,691
In your dreams!
Won't even let you lick it.

299
00:49:40,206 --> 00:49:42,731
Hey Billo Chamanbahar...

300
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,840
You know why I love you Billo baby?

301
00:49:49,482 --> 00:49:50,449
Why?

302
00:49:51,918 --> 00:49:57,379
Cos' you're the biggest tease
in the world.

303
00:50:00,226 --> 00:50:02,751
And you know why
I'm crazy about you?

304
00:50:03,229 --> 00:50:04,196
Hmm?

305
00:50:06,966 --> 00:50:10,868
Cos' you say this to every
third girl you meet... bloody lech!

306
00:50:14,941 --> 00:50:17,671
You still haven't answered.
- What?

307
00:50:18,678 --> 00:50:20,543
Will you marry me?

308
00:50:22,648 --> 00:50:25,879
Let go... creep!

309
00:50:32,758 --> 00:50:38,219
This house hadn't had an heir for years.

310
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:44,897
Then Pa fell in love and I was born.

311
00:50:47,773 --> 00:50:54,702
My mother belonged to a lower caste...
that's why they call me a half caste.

312
00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:08,951
A crescent, though half,
is still called a moon.

313
00:51:14,567 --> 00:51:15,534
Ouch!

314
00:51:16,902 --> 00:51:18,335
What happened?

315
00:51:18,904 --> 00:51:21,202
My back caught a catch this morning.

316
00:51:45,331 --> 00:51:49,631
What is our new General up to?
Seems to have vanished.

317
00:51:49,869 --> 00:51:52,497
He's at his usual score...
composing duets inside.

318
00:51:57,276 --> 00:52:00,837
General sir!
Grace us with some time please.

319
00:52:02,214 --> 00:52:05,672
Do not forget your subjects
in such a hurry.

320
00:52:10,222 --> 00:52:12,713
Perch your behind please.

321
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:15,659
What brother Langda?!
Not having any fun?

322
00:52:16,228 --> 00:52:20,722
What should your honour be served with?
- No thanks. My tea's on its way.

323
00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:24,396
Tea?! No hard stuff for our lord?

324
00:52:24,904 --> 00:52:30,536
That's one thing I can't handle, bro.

325
00:52:31,911 --> 00:52:33,276
Uh oh...!

326
00:52:36,415 --> 00:52:37,382
Mental...

327
00:52:38,317 --> 00:52:43,482
Run and get a bottle of milk
for our General here.

328
00:52:46,258 --> 00:52:48,556
And make sure
its one of those nippled ones!

329
00:53:11,283 --> 00:53:14,184
Here... put this on.

330
00:53:16,222 --> 00:53:17,849
Whose jewel is this?

331
00:53:18,023 --> 00:53:22,187
It's not a jewel...
its our family heirloom.

332
00:53:23,229 --> 00:53:26,721
Its adorned the brides
of this house down the ages.

333
00:53:28,234 --> 00:53:30,532
Keep it. It's yours from today.

334
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,207
Treasure it with care!

335
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,471
Put it on and show me first.

336
00:53:44,250 --> 00:53:48,983
First shut your eyes.

337
00:54:00,533 --> 00:54:02,831
Could we have
that 'beedi' number please?

338
00:54:06,238 --> 00:54:08,763
There's a slight problem
with that request.

339
00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,878
I've forgotten the words
to that song...

340
00:54:15,548 --> 00:54:17,846
We'd love to be of help.

341
00:54:45,511 --> 00:54:51,541
"No quilt in sight... this cold breeze
arouses the hell out of me."

342
00:55:01,293 --> 00:55:06,162
"It's best to share somebody's quilt."

343
00:55:09,201 --> 00:55:13,501
"Go borrow heat
from the next fellow's oven."

344
00:55:19,278 --> 00:55:26,514
"Light your fags with the heat
of my bosom..."

345
00:55:27,553 --> 00:55:29,953
"its burning up inside me!"

346
00:55:51,577 --> 00:55:58,483
"Let smoke not slip out of your lips...
the world's smoked out already!"

347
00:56:59,611 --> 00:57:06,813
"No crime's been charged...
why do I still feel sentenced to death?"

348
00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:11,148
"Haul me to your court one afternoon."

349
00:57:11,523 --> 00:57:15,152
"Handcuff me with my anklets."

350
00:57:15,527 --> 00:57:19,827
"Haul me up in the afternoon"

351
00:57:21,633 --> 00:57:25,831
"Sentence me... punish me severely."

352
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:36,838
"Light your stoves with the heat of
my bosom..."

353
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,180
"its burning up inside me!"

354
00:58:25,531 --> 00:58:32,164
"No knife's sharp
enough to match your nibbles."

355
00:58:37,476 --> 00:58:42,504
"The way you leave
your teeth marks behind..."

356
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:48,517
"farmers would forget
how to cut their crops"

357
00:58:49,321 --> 00:58:53,849
"Please Billo... would you settle down
with a brute like this?"

358
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:17,808
"Nobody warned me...
nobody woke me up."

359
00:59:21,386 --> 00:59:26,153
"Suddenly you come into my quilt..."

360
00:59:29,294 --> 00:59:33,560
"trying to impress me
with your clove breath."

361
00:59:36,201 --> 00:59:43,164
"Burn your coals with the heat of
my bosom..."

362
00:59:43,675 --> 00:59:46,235
"its burning up inside me!"

363
01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:06,186
"It's best to share somebody's quilt..."

364
01:00:09,768 --> 01:00:19,541
"go borrow heat from
the next fellow's oven."

365
01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,214
Bastard! I'd asked you not to smoke!

366
01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:53,938
Let go man... you're piss drunk!

367
01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:18,368
Brother Omi...

368
01:01:54,373 --> 01:01:58,241
Is somebody going to bloody own up?

369
01:02:00,979 --> 01:02:06,747
Who the hell started
this brawl? Langda?

370
01:02:14,293 --> 01:02:18,457
Let it go Omi bro...
We'll sort it in the morning.

371
01:02:20,232 --> 01:02:23,724
Don't rush to your grave...
answer the bloody question.

372
01:02:24,936 --> 01:02:26,904
Whose fault was it?

373
01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:35,413
It was booze.

374
01:02:38,483 --> 01:02:41,748
Partly booze... partly my fault!

375
01:02:44,623 --> 01:02:48,582
This poor child had warned me
that he can't hold his drink...

376
01:02:52,064 --> 01:02:54,555
I fingered him and he got plastered.

377
01:02:56,601 --> 01:02:58,762
I should be punished... not him!

378
01:03:07,212 --> 01:03:12,844
General! Its neither booze...
nor Langda!

379
01:03:14,252 --> 01:03:18,712
It's my fault... for having
chosen you as the General!

380
01:03:22,294 --> 01:03:30,201
Stay out of my sight for a few days
else I'll skin you alive.

381
01:03:49,621 --> 01:03:53,216
Don't worry.
Omi's anger is like camphor.

382
01:03:55,026 --> 01:03:57,392
It'll vanish in no time... eat something.

383
01:04:01,199 --> 01:04:02,166
Not bad!

384
01:04:02,367 --> 01:04:04,562
I've been toiling away
at these chappatis...

385
01:04:04,870 --> 01:04:06,838
and nobody cares a shit!

386
01:04:07,239 --> 01:04:10,470
Why are you taking it out on the food?
Eat up now!

387
01:04:13,211 --> 01:04:21,175
If your face stays bloated like this
the fat chappatis will start blushing.

388
01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:28,289
Not bad at all!
That's a rare smile in this weather...

389
01:04:29,361 --> 01:04:31,852
Don't worry... I'll speak to Brother Omi.

390
01:04:32,230 --> 01:04:34,198
"I'll speak to Brother Omi"

391
01:04:35,534 --> 01:04:37,900
And he'll listen to you?! Surely...!

392
01:04:40,405 --> 01:04:46,537
Now Omi's not going to listen to anyone.

393
01:04:49,247 --> 01:04:51,875
There's only one voice
of reason that can help...

394
01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:54,809
Dolly's voice.

395
01:04:57,522 --> 01:05:00,821
And if I'm not mistaken,
isn't she a bum chum of yours?

396
01:05:02,727 --> 01:05:06,561
We're visiting Bhaisaab over the next
2-3 days... some election work.

397
01:05:07,232 --> 01:05:09,666
By the time we're back,
get Dolly in the loop.

398
01:05:11,203 --> 01:05:12,170
Cool?

399
01:05:12,370 --> 01:05:14,167
It's cooler than the coolest!

400
01:05:14,473 --> 01:05:16,907
Now... lets see those molars.

401
01:05:20,378 --> 01:05:24,178
Have you ever fed me...
with half this love?

402
01:05:24,950 --> 01:05:26,440
Bugger off!

403
01:05:33,892 --> 01:05:36,690
Don't panic now! I'll be there soon.

404
01:05:40,432 --> 01:05:43,196
Auntyji's worried about my safety.

405
01:05:44,936 --> 01:05:49,202
The C.I. D says that I might be attacked.

406
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:58,543
She wants me to come to the capital
for 2-3 days... till it tides over.

407
01:06:00,252 --> 01:06:02,152
2-3 days?!

408
01:06:03,522 --> 01:06:06,491
In the meantime, we can start
fund raising by ourselves... right?

409
01:06:13,198 --> 01:06:18,500
Sounds fine.
Then?

410
01:06:22,207 --> 01:06:24,175
Pull the chain son.

411
01:06:34,753 --> 01:06:36,721
Any problem Bhaisaab?

412
01:06:37,222 --> 01:06:41,921
Reverse the train.
These gentlemen have to be dropped back.

413
01:06:42,994 --> 01:06:44,188
Sorry?

414
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:46,595
You heard me!

415
01:06:46,798 --> 01:06:51,201
Golu! When you feel like a glass of juice,
what do you do?

416
01:06:51,603 --> 01:06:53,571
I massage Omi Uncle's head!

417
01:06:56,408 --> 01:07:00,742
And Indu, when you want a new sparkler,
what do you do?

418
01:07:01,346 --> 01:07:04,144
Heaven only knows!
Have to massage half a leg all night!

419
01:07:07,852 --> 01:07:10,150
So your job will be done...

420
01:07:11,523 --> 01:07:15,323
But it's not gonna be for free...
What say Kesu sir?!

421
01:07:15,794 --> 01:07:17,762
Whatever her highness demands.

422
01:07:18,196 --> 01:07:20,164
It's a deal then?
- Deal.

423
01:07:30,609 --> 01:07:32,167
Now you sing.

424
01:07:41,286 --> 01:07:45,188
Everything else's fine...
except its pronounced 'bottom'.

425
01:07:54,232 --> 01:07:56,666
That's what I said-'bottom'.

426
01:07:57,602 --> 01:08:00,867
Fine! Will do!
- What now?

427
01:08:42,981 --> 01:08:44,608
Shit! Omi bro's back!

428
01:08:44,883 --> 01:08:48,182
Langda said they'll be back in 2-3 days.
I'm screwed now!

429
01:08:48,553 --> 01:08:51,181
Hang on!
Lets sort this once and for all.

430
01:08:51,623 --> 01:08:54,524
No way! He'll skin me alive
and hang it out to dry!

431
01:09:04,836 --> 01:09:06,804
Wasn't that Kesu?

432
01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:14,141
Leave the poor boy alone now.

433
01:09:16,181 --> 01:09:20,140
Why in the world would he come
to see Dolly in your absence?

434
01:09:22,187 --> 01:09:24,155
But it did look like his bike.

435
01:09:24,589 --> 01:09:26,557
Come on bro, Kesu's our own.

436
01:09:26,758 --> 01:09:29,158
Why would he run
like a thief on seeing us?

437
01:09:32,197 --> 01:09:34,688
He's in town.
I'll just make him speak to you.

438
01:09:41,005 --> 01:09:44,270
Hello Mental!
Just pass the phone to Kesu.

439
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,312
I see?

440
01:09:52,951 --> 01:09:54,919
Fine then... text me later.

441
01:10:01,226 --> 01:10:02,591
What happened?

442
01:10:02,794 --> 01:10:04,762
God knows! Sonuvabitch's not starting up.

443
01:10:05,230 --> 01:10:07,528
Not the car... what about Kesu?

444
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,197
Kesu?!

445
01:10:10,602 --> 01:10:12,570
There... its started!

446
01:10:13,471 --> 01:10:17,532
Hey Langda! What's the big secret?

447
01:10:22,247 --> 01:10:24,738
Can't believe that was Kesu...

448
01:10:28,253 --> 01:10:33,782
What in the world could he be up to
with Dolly at this hour?

449
01:10:42,267 --> 01:10:43,234
Dolly!

450
01:11:10,995 --> 01:11:12,860
What was Kesu doing here?