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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Guys, I need Cox.
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He goes on in two minutes
and I can't find him.
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Mr. Cox.
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Mr. Cox?
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You're gonna have to give him
a moment, son.
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Dewey Cox needs to think about
his entire life before he plays.
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Come on, Nate, let's go play.
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I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice.
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You can't practice all the time, Nate.
You're already perfect.
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All right. Come on, Dewey,
let's go play!
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- Today's gonna be the best day ever!
- Yeah!
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Ain't nothing horrible
gonna happen today.
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What do you wanna be
when you grow up, Dewey?
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I don't know. Never really
thunk about it before.
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When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a great composer.
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And a professional baseball player.
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Then I'm gonna be an astronaut,
and I'm gonna go to the moon.
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There's nothing I won't do
with this long, long life of mine.
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For sure.
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That's what's great about being young.
So much time to do great things.
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Let's go play!
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My turn!
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I got him! I got him!
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Catch!
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Chicken!
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I challenge you to a duel, sir.
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I don't know, Nate.
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You know how mad Pa gets
when we play with his machetes.
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Come on. There's nothing wrong
with a little machete-fighting.
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Now, en garde!
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- Do you yield, sir?
- Never!
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Prepare to meet your maker.
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- Dewey!
- Nate!
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I'm halved!
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Oh, we should've listened to Pa.
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Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
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In case I don't make it,
then you'll have to be double great...
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...for the both of us.
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Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate.
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You can handle it, Dewey.
Now, run, get Pa!
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Holy shit.
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This was a particularly bad case
of somebody being cut in half.
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I was not able to reattach
the top half of his body...
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...to the bottom half of his body.
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Speak English, doc!
We ain't scientists.
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I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, my God.
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Dear God. Oh, Dewey.
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It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.
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Oh, Pa, you don't mean that.
It's not his fault.
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He cut him in half with a machete.
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No.
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You. You're not half the boy
that Nate was.
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You're not even half the boy
that the top half of Nate was...
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...after you cut him in half.
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So you're saying I'm less than
a quarter of the boy Nate was?
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The wrong kid died.
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Ma, I can't smell anything.
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You can't smell anything?
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I think I lost my sense of smell.
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You gone smell-blind, son.
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It'll pass, Dewey.
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Now, you run on down to the country
store and get us some butter.
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And a candle.
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We're gonna light us
a candle tonight.
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I'm a gamblin' man
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I gambled everywhere I go
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Lord, I'm a gamblin' man
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Gambled everywhere I go
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I'm a gamblin' man
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Lord, I gambled from door to door
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I've never heard no music
like that before.
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It's so sad.
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That's why it's called the blues, boy.
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I think I'd like to play me
some blues.
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Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand
the true meaning of the blues.
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I reckon I might.
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You play the guitar?
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Never have before.
But I'm a real fast learner.
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Well, go ahead.
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You put your finger right up there.
Place your hands here. That's it.
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That's the G chord.
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Now hit the strings
with your other hand.
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- That's it.
- There you go.
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That ain't bad.
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I done a bad thing
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Cut my brother in half
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I done a bad, bad thing
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Cut my brother in half
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My mama's gonna cry
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Somewhere the devil's havin' a laugh
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It's not bad for your first time.
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You can do it, Dewey.
You'll be double great.
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For the both of us.
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Dewey?
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Dewey.
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Dewey?
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Mama, you made it!
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There's my favorite 14-year-old son.
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Oh, no. Come on, now.
Not in front of the fellas.
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Howdy, boys.
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Howdy, Mrs. Cox.
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I just wanted to say break a leg.
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I know you boys are gonna
play a real good song.
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Oh, thanks, Ma.
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I'm just so proud you learned to play
the guitar so good.
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Without even having
a sense of smell.
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It's all right now, Mama.
I learned how to play by ear.
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You just go out there
and sing your heart out.
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I will, Mama.
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I don't know what we're doing here
at this high school talent show.
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We're here to see our boy,
that's what we're doing here.
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You all right, ma'am?
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I'm fine.
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Just my vertigo acting up again.
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- What's vertigo?
- Just a little dizziness is all.
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Ain't nothing terrible
ever came from no dizziness.
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Testing, testing.
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Crawdad, crawdad.
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Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the annual talent show.
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We're gonna get this going here with
the juggling talents of Johnny McGraw.
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- How we gonna follow that?
- Delilah Montgomery.
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- Delilah Montgomery.
- Very nice!
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And now sophomore Dewey Cox
is gonna sing us a song.
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So, ladies and germs...
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I know, I know.
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Please welcome Dewey Cox
and the Dewey Cox Four.
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Hi. My name's Dewey Cox.
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And this is a little song I wrote called
"Take My Hand."
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I sure hope you like it.
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The wrong kid died, goddamn it.
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- Take
- Take, take
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Take my hand
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Take my hand
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We're gonna walk through the park
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I promise to have you
Home before dark
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Home before dark
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Oh, life would be so sweet
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Walking with you down the street
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This music is an outrage!
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Come on and take my hand
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Come on and take my hand
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It's the devil's music!
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It's all right if you're coy
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After all I'm a boy
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And you're a girl
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But make no mistake
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Yours is the hand
I want to take
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So please
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So please, please
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Take my hand
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You're going to hell!
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Blasphemer!
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That's it. I want you
out of this house, boy.
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- Pa!
- You heard the preacher.
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You think we don't know
what you're talking about...
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...when you say "take my hand"?
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What? It's about holding hands.
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You watch your mouth.
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You know who's got hands?
The devil.
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And he uses them for holding.
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I ain't got no room in my house
for no devil's spawn.
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Be careful. Before you say something
you regret for the rest of your days.
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Like what?
Like "the wrong kid died"?
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Oh, no! No!
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It's okay.
It's okay, Mama, settle down.
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Pa's right.
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Springberry ain't big enough
for me no more.
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I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox
to move on.
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But you're only 14.
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Mama, I love you.
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But I don't need nobody.
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All I need is my music.
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I seen my path today,
and I'm gonna take it.
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And someday,
I'll make my masterpiece...
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...and you'll all be proud of me.
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Just like you were of Nate.
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Can I come, Dewey?
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Of course you can, Edith.
You're my girlfriend.
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- I am?
- Yeah, silly.
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I pointed at you in the audience.
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Did you hear that?
I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend!
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You're the most talented man
I've ever seen in my whole life.
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And you will never get anything
but love and support from me...
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...for you and your dreams
the rest of my life.
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Well, then, go on.
Get out of this house.
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Before I cut your dreams in half
like you cut mine in half.
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Goodbye, Pa.
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Just wait till you see
what happens now.
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Here we go.
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Ma and Pa leave home
All the kids get glad
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You know our house's
Gonna jump like mad
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We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Play it for me, daddy!
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That's a sexy look right there.
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Oh, I like it, I like it.
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Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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You know what I'm saying.
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Let's take them home, fellas.
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We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone
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Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there.
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I'm gonna take one of them
home tonight.
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My name is Bobby Shad
and these are the Bad Men.
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We gonna take a break,
then we be right back...
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...to rock till the morning light,
all right?
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Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad!
Wow, that was really great.
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Hey, I play a little guitar.
If you ever need...
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- Dewey!
- Yes, sir?
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I pay you to mop,
not bother the band.
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My customers come to dance erotically,
and they need a clean floor to do it on!
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Do your job or I'll find
somebody who will.
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Yes, sir.
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Lonesome blues
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Dewey, will you cut out that racket?
I'm trying to feed your child!
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How am I supposed to make it as
a famous musician if I don't practice?
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Will you stop talking
about that music?
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But it's my dream, baby.
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I am tired of hearing about
your dreams, Dewey Cox.
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You are a selfish dickhole.
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Daddy said if we move home, he could
give you a job at the slaughterhouse.
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You can make an honest living.
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Wouldn't have to hang your head in
shame, walking around like a failure.
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I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old
with a wife and a baby.
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But, sweetheart...
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...I thought you liked working
at the slaughterhouse for my daddy.
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I did.
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You got a real talent for this, boy.
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Someday this is all gonna be yours.
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It's just, as much as I loved it, Edith,
I want more than that.
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Ain't no musician ever made
no money, Dewey.
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What? Of course they do.
Plenty of them do.
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Name one.
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- Slim Whitman.
- Who the hell is Slim Whitman?
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All right, Frank Sinatra.
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Who the hell is Frank Sinatra?
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Edith, I am starting to think...
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00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,986
...that maybe
you don't believe in me.
252
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,186
I do believe in you.
253
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,255
I just know you're gonna fail.
254
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,184
- What are you talking about, Edith?
- What about my dreams?
255
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,092
Edith, I told you,
I can't build you a candy house!
256
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,597
It will fall down! The sun will
melt the candy! It won't work!
257
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,201
It will if it never rains.
258
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:22,270
Dewey, you have got
to give up your dream.
259
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,609
Dreams don't come true.
260
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,049
I am gonna make
this dream come true.
261
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,518
Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy.
262
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,781
It's hard.
263
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,749
It ain't easy to walk
to the top of a mountain.
264
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,258
It's a long, hard walk.
265
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,432
It's a rocky road.
266
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,430
But I plan on walking.
267
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,169
Oh, I'm gonna walk.
268
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,669
Hard.
269
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,934
I will walk hard.
270
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,909
Walk hard.
271
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,757
I got a full house coming tonight.
272
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,519
If Bobby Shad can't play
I need to find someone who can.
273
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,958
I'm fine. I can play through the pain.
274
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,463
Should've thought before you punched
your landlord and got laryngitis.
275
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,295
I guess there's no music tonight.
276
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,802
Bullhickey! People come here
to dance erotically!
277
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,668
I ain't got no music,
I ain't got no nightclub.
278
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,840
Excuse me.
279
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,172
I play a little.
280
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,872
I don't know how
to tell you this, boy.
281
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,247
You're white.
This crowd will eat you alive.
282
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:46,015
I been watching Mr. Shad every night.
I know all the songs.
283
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,385
It'll be the same show.
284
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,892
It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the
Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight.
285
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,663
This is crazy.
286
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,696
But I ain't got no other choice.
287
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,499
I don't mean to put more
pressure on you, boy.
288
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,110
The suits from the record company
just got here.
289
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,242
Oh, okay.
290
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,117
Scared?
291
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,522
- A little.
- Well, you should be.
292
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,988
Those Jews control show business.
293
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,787
Just lay it down
exactly like Bobby does.
294
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:30,390
Good evening. We're Bobby Shad
and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox.
295
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:34,231
Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight
so I'm gonna do his show for you.
296
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,304
And I hope you enjoy it.
297
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,641
This first song
we're fitting to do is...
298
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,576
Well, it's about...
299
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,249
It's about when your woman
catches you.
300
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:50,353
You know, she catches you
running around town...
301
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,751
...getting into all kinds of strange.
302
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,425
This is racially insensitive.
303
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:59,723
And she says, "Son, get your lazy,
two-timing, Negro ass up out of here."
304
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,923
- And you say to her:
- What's he doing? You see that?
305
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,796
You got to love your Negro man
306
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,569
You got to love your Negro man
307
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,565
You got to love your Negro man
308
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,972
You got to love your Negro man
309
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,673
You got to love, love
310
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,372
- Is he playing "Negro Man"?
- He is playing "Negro Man."
311
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,074
He's playing "Negro Man."
312
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,845
From early in the morning
Till late at night
313
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,523
You know I love your apples
Let me take a bite
314
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,954
You got to love your Negro man
315
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,594
You got to love your Negro man
316
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,094
You got to love, love, love, love, love
317
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,027
Your Negro man
318
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,599
Yeah, come on, Dewey.
319
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,963
I know I treat you wrong
And that ain't right
320
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,662
Let me put it on you, mama
And you'll feel all right
321
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,273
You got to love your Negro man
322
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,967
You got to love your Negro man
323
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,576
You got to love, love, love, love, love
324
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,772
Your Negro man
325
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:05,285
Now, that's what I call
winning over an audience.
326
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,592
Go, Dewey, go.
327
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,699
I like what you did out there tonight.
Have you ever made a recording?
328
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:22,305
Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov,
that's been my dream.
329
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:25,278
He's not the one you want.
I'm the one you want.
330
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,214
- I think he's the one we want.
- He's got a nice thing.
331
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,981
He's not bad with the singing and the
playing and the shaking of the tochis.
332
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:36,192
I think you've got what it takes
to make it in the big time.
333
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,220
The big time?
334
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:44,095
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
335
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,895
That's amore
336
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,072
When the world seems to shine
337
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:49,297
What the hell is this?
338
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,204
Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie?
339
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,006
Bells will ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
340
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:59,012
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
341
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,412
Hearts will play
Tippy-tippy-tay
342
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,588
Please, I can't anymore.
343
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,785
That's what I was gonna say.
344
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:13,795
- That's amore
- Amore
345
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,706
That is amore
346
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:25,001
All right. Hold, please. Stop that.
Stop your singing!
347
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,269
Stop your singing this instant,
young man!
348
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,743
I will not have this in my studio!
349
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,313
That's just a terrible, terrible...
350
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:36,647
...terrible, terrible "That's Amore."
351
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,252
Maybe it was a wrong song choice?
352
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:43,588
If you just let me play one of my songs,
I think you'll like it a whole lot better.
353
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:47,322
You have failed conclusively.
It's over.
354
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,500
And there is nothing
that you can do...
355
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,431
...here in this room
that can turn that around.
356
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:56,403
Nothing you can do that can make up
for what you did to "That's Amore."
357
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:59,677
- Well, my mother liked it a whole lot.
- Your mother was wrong.
358
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,541
I was willing to open my mind...
359
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,649
...because these Jewish gentlemen
brought you in here.
360
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,648
They usually have good taste.
361
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:11,389
And now here you are in front of me
pretending you can sing.
362
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,717
And I have to say that today...
363
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:17,292
...your performance has shaken
my belief in the Jewish people.
364
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,691
Well, there's nothing
I would like more, sir...
365
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,595
...than to restore your faith in Judaism,
if you could just give me that shot.
366
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,929
But I'll tell you,
you have failed so far...
367
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,904
...and if somehow you are able
to sing a song now...
368
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:32,633
...bringing these boys together
you haven't even met...
369
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,405
...and make something
so personal, so new...
370
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,849
...that the whole world takes notice...
371
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,950
...and that your life
is never the same again...
372
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,619
But I'm telling you right now,
I don't think it's going to happen.
373
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,989
Wait, wait, wait. We're here already.
What could it possibly hurt?
374
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,489
L'Chaim, I'll do it for you.
But just one more song.
375
00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,256
All right.
376
00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,668
All right, son. I'm gonna
give you 15 more seconds.
377
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,701
Thank you, sir.
I hope you won't regret it.
378
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:09,173
Dewey, we don't know this song.
379
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,541
You just follow me.
380
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:13,843
I don't know.
381
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,768
Walk hard
382
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,565
Hard
383
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,968
Walk hard?
384
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:40,269
Down life's rocky road
385
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,008
Walk bold
386
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:46,680
Hard
387
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,920
That's my creed
388
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,648
My code
389
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:56,225
I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too
390
00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:01,029
Had to struggle every day
My whole life through
391
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,603
Seen my share of the worst
That the world can give
392
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:11,267
But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live
393
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,371
Walk hard
394
00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:15,776
Hard
395
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:19,777
Here is America's new hit song
"Walk Hard"...
396
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:23,284
...recorded just 35 minutes ago
by Dewey Cox.
397
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:26,118
Hard
398
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,449
Though they say
399
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,390
You're not the one
400
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:34,929
Even if you've been told
Time and time again
401
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:39,495
That you're always gonna lose
And never gonna win
402
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,336
You gotta keep that vision
In your mind's eye
403
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:49,336
When you're standin' on top
Of a mountain high
404
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,713
He walks so hard.
405
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,358
How do I walk, boys?
406
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:03,860
Hard
407
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,999
When I meet my maker
On my dying day
408
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,101
I'm gonna look him in the eye
And by God, I'll say
409
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:19,005
I gave my word
And my word was good
410
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,210
I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could
411
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,350
Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling.
412
00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:29,179
I sang a song at a circus
in New Jersey.
413
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,184
They said, "We'll give you 5 grand."
414
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:34,051
I said, "No, you won't.
You'll give me that giraffe."
415
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,989
- And they did. They gave it right to me.
- That is one beautiful giraffe.
416
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,185
Thank you.
417
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,626
It'll just be a few weeks, Edith.
418
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,926
Who's gonna help me
take care of the children?
419
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,626
Dewey, you have got to
give up this dream.
420
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,932
You're never gonna make it.
Give it up, Dewey.
421
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:54,109
What are you talking about?
I got a number one hit on the radio.
422
00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,542
I'm playing my music
for people who wanna hear me.
423
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,545
It's everything we always wanted,
Edith.
424
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,981
I never get to see you anymore.
Your kids never get to see you.
425
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,379
I don't know how to tell you this.
426
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,113
I'm gonna miss some things, okay?
427
00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,792
I'm gonna miss some birthdays
and some christenings.
428
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,689
I'm gonna miss some births, period.
429
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:14,023
Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be
here every time you have a baby.
430
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,666
But aren't you happy?
You have a beautiful new home.
431
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:20,599
All your fancy new clothes
and your monkey and your giraffe.
432
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,973
Look, what else you need?
433
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:26,974
How about I get you
a crow that could talk?
434
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:30,611
And I'll teach him phrases that I say.
"Good morning, honey."
435
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:34,512
- But it'll be a little crow talking.
- This ain't about no exotic pets!
436
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:37,779
It's about love,
you stupid piece of shit.
437
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,116
- Dewey.
- Edith!
438
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,793
Don't you go in the bathroom.
439
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,962
Edith, please.
440
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:48,326
Mama said there's a lot of evil
on the road.
441
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,364
Temptations.
442
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:53,093
They'll make a man do evil things.
443
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:58,469
Edith, that is ridiculous.
Is that what this is all about?
444
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,907
There ain't no evil out there.
445
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,744
Come on, now, cupcake,
open the door.
446
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,215
Edith.
447
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:15,224
My beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful angel.
448
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:21,288
You know how much I love you.
449
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,934
You and this fast-growing family
of ours...
450
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:26,103
...is the only thing
that matters to me.
451
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,828
You understand that?
452
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:32,840
Heck, life without you
would be like no life at all.
453
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:38,380
Like no life at all.
454
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,347
Where's a pencil? Where's a pencil?
455
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,420
Dewey!
456
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,116
Hello, baby!
457
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,454
Yeah, this is
the Big Bopper speaking.
458
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:54,290
Oh, you sweet thing.
459
00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:56,091
Do I what?
460
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,459
Will I what?
461
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:03,300
Oh, baby, you know what I like.
462
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:08,174
Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a ponytail
463
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,279
How are we supposed to follow that?
464
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,279
Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great.
465
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,282
- Thanks, Buddy Holly.
- If you don't, I'll pick it back up.
466
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:17,648
- You got nothing to worry about.
- Oh, thank you.
467
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,057
I really like that "Walk Hard" song.
468
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,091
Oh, thanks.
469
00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:25,490
I like that "Peggy Sue" song.
It's my favorite Buddy Holly song.
470
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,131
Thanks, Dewey.
I'm awful proud of that one.
471
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,358
Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly.
472
00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:33,833
Dewey, you'll be fine,
or my name's not Buddy Holly.
473
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:37,337
Change of plans. Elvis wants
to get out of here early. He's hungry.
474
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,511
We'll change the order.
After the Big Bopper, it's Buddy Holly...
475
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,806
...then Elvis Presley,
and then you, Dewey Cox.
476
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:47,109
So it's the Big Bopper...
477
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,842
...and then Buddy Holly...
478
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:52,489
...and then Elvis Presley,
and then me?
479
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,022
Yeah. Just for tonight.
480
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:58,684
Well, I'm just happy to be here.
481
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,030
What am I doing?
482
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:06,430
I ain't good enough to follow Elvis.
483
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,106
What are you talking about, Dewey?
484
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:15,839
Nate. Nate, is that you?
485
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,982
You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.
486
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:22,676
I know because I'm your brother,
and I believe in you.
487
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,185
But, hell, ain't nobody
can follow Elvis.
488
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:28,615
- Wait, did you say Elvis?
- Yeah.
489
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,625
Elvis Presley?
The King of Rock 'n' Roll?
490
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,195
Yeah, Elvis Presley.
491
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,423
He has nine number one hits.
492
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,032
Nate, I understand that.
493
00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:39,066
He has 50 million fans.
494
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,704
I'm aware of that, Nate.
That's why I'm out here.
495
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,203
I'm having a crisis.
496
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:45,066
Holy shit.
497
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,772
Dewey! The big fella's on his
final encore. Are you ready?
498
00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:54,582
Yeah. I'm ready.
499
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,660
Elvis!
500
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:06,688
Ladies.
501
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:09,765
Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't
have to rile them up like that.
502
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,595
What, now?
503
00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:13,667
- No, I'm...
- Excuse me, what?
504
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,999
I'm just saying,
we gotta follow that and...
505
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:19,005
Well, sometimes you have to go all out
when you're the King.
506
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,440
Because there's only one man
who's the King.
507
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,511
God picks him, hand-plucks him.
508
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,412
One night, God looked down at all the
millions and millions of people, man...
509
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:31,020
...and he decided which one
was the best, and it was me.
510
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:34,988
He plucked me from all those millions
and millions of people, man.
511
00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,419
- Yeah.
- Listen to this, right now.
512
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:41,121
There's two things you need to know.
I'm the King. And number two is:
513
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,857
Look out, man! Look at that
coming at you. You see that?
514
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,628
It's called karate
and only two kinds of people know it.
515
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,965
The Chinese and the King.
516
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,606
And one of them is me.
517
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:51,832
You're the King.
518
00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:55,672
On to Memphis, they want a nice little
honey and a little bit of June bug.
519
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,507
- Yeah?
- Yeah...
520
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:01,141
Come on, man...
521
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:04,644
Look out, man!
522
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,251
Well, thanks, Elvis.
523
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,562
Let's go. Come on, mama.
524
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,858
What the fuck was he talking about?
525
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,566
How y'all doing?
My name's Dewey Cox.
526
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:27,573
And, well, looks like I got some
proving myself to do.
527
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,178
Sam.
528
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,523
Walk hard
529
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,123
Hard
530
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:49,765
Down life's rocky road
531
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,875
Wow, great playing, boys.
532
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,601
The fillies love you, Dewey.
533
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,145
If I wasn't married with a good head on
my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do.
534
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,909
You gotta get back out there.
They are going crazy.
535
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,779
Let me splash some water
on my face.
536
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,579
Okay. Hurry up!
537
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:15,121
Golly, that rock 'n' roll.
538
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:21,826
- Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?
539
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:25,764
We're smoking reefer,
and you don't want no part of this shit.
540
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,335
You're smoking reefers?
541
00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,301
Of course we are.
Can't you smell it?
542
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,469
No, Sam, I can't.
543
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,542
Come on, Dewey, join the party.
544
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:38,477
No, Dewey, you don't want this.
Get out of here!
545
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,345
I don't want no hangover.
I can't get no hangover.
546
00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:43,645
It doesn't give you a hangover.
547
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,756
Will I get addicted to it
or something?
548
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,653
It's not habit-forming.
549
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,161
Oh, okay, well...
550
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:55,120
I don't know.
I don't wanna overdose on it.
551
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,527
You can't OD on it.
552
00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:59,502
It's not gonna make me
wanna have sex, is it?
553
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,331
It makes sex even better.
554
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,573
Sounds kind of expensive.
555
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,834
It's the cheapest drug there is.
556
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,405
You don't want it.
557
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,871
I think I kind of want it.
558
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,142
Okay, but just this once.
Come on in.
559
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,816
- What do I do?
- Like this.
560
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,665
Oh, my.
561
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:43,040
Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play
a song I wrote for a very special lady.
562
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,306
I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox.
563
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,879
Oh, my darlin'
564
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,056
Oh, my darlin'
565
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,714
Yeah, yeah, yeah
566
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,420
I have a perfect life
567
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:04,795
You are the perfect wife
568
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,961
I don't know why
569
00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:13,576
I sit and cry
570
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:18,675
And now I miss you so
571
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:23,081
Please don't let me go
572
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,916
I make mistakes and that is true
573
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:31,791
At least I learn each time I do
574
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:32,985
Here, have some of this.
575
00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,529
Darling, you must believe
576
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:41,467
I could never leave you
If I tried
577
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,769
A life without you
578
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:53,713
Is no life at all
579
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,914
Oh, my darlin'
580
00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:59,953
Oh, my darlin'
581
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,558
Yeah, yeah, yeah
582
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,625
Beth Anne.
583
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,296
Can I get that for you?
584
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,964
Thanks, Dewey.
585
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,760
Tears fall in vain
586
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:17,236
I'm standing in the rain
587
00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:21,537
No matter how I feel
588
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:26,581
I never seem to know what's real
589
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,117
So sharpen up your knives
590
00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:33,313
- Can I get that for you?
- Thanks, Dewey.
591
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,157
I'm a bad horse.
592
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:42,956
Phil, can I get that for you?
593
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,733
Thanks, Dewey.
594
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,962
Darling, you must believe
595
00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,367
I could never leave you
If I tried
596
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,908
Phil? What happened?
597
00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:58,072
A life without you
598
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:06,587
Is no life at all
599
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,730
Well, the tour's going
real great, baby.
600
00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,990
Yeah, we're having a real nice time.
601
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,259
Yeah, the boys have been
playing great...
602
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:21,029
...and the audiences have been
just wonderful, so...
603
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,537
- When you coming home?
- Soon, baby, real soon.
604
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:26,972
We gotta hit the major markets in
the Northeast, Chicago, Detroit...
605
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:30,875
Dewey, could you shut up? I'm trying to
have sex with these women down here.
606
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,606
Who's that?
607
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:35,748
Oh, that's Sam.
608
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:39,150
- He's just looking for his drumsticks.
- Howdy.
609
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:40,949
Excuse me.
610
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:47,093
Anyway, you don't wanna hear about
this boring stuff. How was your day?
611
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,994
Oh, you know,
just taking care of the kids.
612
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:53,568
Went down to Wilson's Market
the other day to pick up some milk.
613
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,638
Completely out of milk.
I had to go down to Peach Street.
614
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:59,537
- I hate going down there.
- Oh, brother. Can you believe it?
615
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:00,768
- Yes, Bert?
- Hey, Dewey.
616
00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:03,208
- You want a cup of coffee?
- No, thank you.
617
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,746
Will you give me a minute?
I'm on the phone here.
618
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,877
- Who's that?
- That's Bert, my roadie.
619
00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:11,179
Just wants to know if I want any coffee
or anything like that.
620
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:16,621
Dewey, there's a distance growing
between us, I feel, and I don't like it.
621
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:18,920
Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith.
622
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,654
You know
I'm just the same old Dewey.
623
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:22,594
- Hey, Dewey.
- Yes, Bert?
624
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,028
You seen my sandals?
625
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,900
I don't know.
I'm talking to my wife, Bert.
626
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,235
Baby, there's somebody at the door.
I gotta go.
627
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:33,069
Can I call when I get to New Jersey?
628
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,608
Okay. Bye, Dewey.
629
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,143
- I love you.
- All right.
630
00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:37,541
- I love you.
- I love you.
631
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,148
- You're never gonna make it, okay?
- Okay, bye.
632
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:41,811
Bye.
633
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,116
- Pa.
- Dewey.
634
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,953
What are you doing here?
635
00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:51,455
It's about your mama.
636
00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,595
Ma? What about her? Is she okay?
637
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,964
We better step out into the hall.
638
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:07,207
- What happened?
- I'll tell you what happened.
639
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:12,314
We were readying for bed
when your song comes on the radio.
640
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,484
It's Dewey!
641
00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:17,977
Your son is talented.
You should be proud.
642
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:23,226
Well, I must admit,
it is kind of catchy.
643
00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:24,758
Dance with me, Pa.
644
00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:29,822
It does make you kind of wanna move,
doesn't it?
645
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,399
It sure does.
646
00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:36,338
Maybe I have been
kind of hard on little Dewey.
647
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:38,401
Maybe you have.
648
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,005
Be careful, Ma.
649
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,751
- You all right, Ma?
- I'm all right.
650
00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:57,290
The vertigo, it won in the end.
651
00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,723
She lost her balance...
652
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,292
...and fell out the window...
653
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,401
...and then the radio
crushed her head?
654
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:08,128
While she was dancing to your song.
655
00:40:08,773 --> 00:40:11,139
I thought you should know
what your music does.
656
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,105
It kills people.
657
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:16,507
You made her happy
and it killed her.
658
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:20,878
If Nate was alive,
this never would have happened.
659
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:28,351
Wrong kid died.
660
00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:34,259
Damn you, God!
661
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,263
How could you let my mama
fall out a window?
662
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,901
And then let a radio
hit her on the head?
663
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,740
- Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?
664
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,882
It's called cocaine,
and you don't want no part of this shit.
665
00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:57,917
Cocaine?
666
00:40:58,923 --> 00:40:59,890
What's it do?
667
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:02,752
It turns all your bad feelings
into good feelings.
668
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:05,152
It's a nightmare.
669
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:09,561
I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me
some of that cocaine.
670
00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:14,596
When I meet my maker
On my dying day
671
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:17,467
Look him in the eye
And by God I'll say
672
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,508
I gave my word
And my word was good
673
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:25,705
I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could
674
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:29,010
Walk hard
Walk hard, hard, hard
675
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,017
Walk hard, hard, hard
Walk...
676
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,159
All right, again. Faster.
677
00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:43,993
This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody
gonna wanna listen to music like this.
678
00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:46,362
Standing there
playing as fast as you can...
679
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:49,198
...singing like some sort of punk.
680
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,640
Don't you dare try to stifle me.
681
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:56,279
Whose band is this anyway,
you cocksucker!
682
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,909
I'll punch you in the mouth!
683
00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:02,911
Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave.
684
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,678
No, I didn't mean that.
685
00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:11,191
Just with my mama dying and all,
I'm just all twisted up inside.
686
00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:12,623
Mr. Cox?
687
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:18,325
I heard you were looking for a new
backup singer. For your new duet.
688
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,061
You heard right.
689
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:26,534
I was wondering if you might like
to give me a try.
690
00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:28,935
I reckon I might.
691
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,213
I've been singing in my church choir
since I was a girl.
692
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,879
I like the sound of that.
693
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:40,551
Darlene Madison.
694
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,389
Dewey Cox.
695
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,458
Hello, Darlene.
696
00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:50,961
Hello, Mr. Cox.
697
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,095
You ready to sing one?
698
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,364
I'm always ready.
699
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:59,070
Well, all right.
700
00:43:01,111 --> 00:43:04,080
In my dreams you're blowin' me
701
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:05,771
Some kisses
702
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:12,746
That's one of my favorite things
To do
703
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,390
You and I could go down
704
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,062
In history
705
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:26,298
That's what I'm prayin' to do with you
706
00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,532
Let's duet
707
00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:33,069
In ways that make us feel good
708
00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:35,271
Let's duet
709
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:39,606
And make that sacred sound
710
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,488
Dewey Cox!
I am not that kind of woman.
711
00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,856
- All right.
- Well...
712
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:52,722
...that doesn't mean
that we still can't be friends.
713
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:55,189
Okay.
714
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,924
Well, then, here's to us
being great friends.
715
00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:04,565
I can't! We're friends!
716
00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:08,036
I'm gonna beat off
717
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:10,109
All my demons
718
00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:17,279
That's what lovin' Jesus' all about
719
00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:23,519
Lookin' in your eyes I start believin'
720
00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:30,765
Let's bring this whisper to a shout
721
00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:32,998
Let's duet
722
00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:37,504
In ways that make us feel good
723
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,173
Put two and two together
724
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:44,711
Perfect harmony we've found
725
00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:47,940
We know it's only natural
726
00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:50,677
Let's duet
727
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:54,456
I just wanna make out
728
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:56,353
What you're sayin'
729
00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:03,158
Read my lips
It's what you're lookin' for
730
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:09,703
Here I am a-sneakin' up behind you
731
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:17,472
You can always come in
My back door
732
00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:19,239
Let's duet
733
00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:31,619
Darlene, these last three weeks
have been so...
734
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:34,059
...full and wonderful.
735
00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:37,461
We've shared so many activities
together as good friends.
736
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:42,196
It's like you understand me
the way nobody else ever has.
737
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,334
I mean, if I...
738
00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:54,651
- What is it, Dewey?
- I don't know.
739
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,786
It's nothing. I'm fine.
740
00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:59,979
Nothing? You look like
you seen a ghost.
741
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:04,291
I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene.
742
00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:06,424
You should know that.
743
00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:08,958
Where does all that pain
come from, Dewey?
744
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:14,336
Did you ever have something
that you really loved...
745
00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:18,203
...that you accidentally...
746
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:23,301
...killed, or hurt in some way,
with a machete?
747
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,641
- No.
- No, me neither.
748
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:28,283
- Wouldn't that be terrible?
- How would you live?
749
00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:31,420
I know, right? Exactly.
750
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,050
Darling Darlene
751
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:38,792
Darling Darlene
752
00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:42,090
I'm in love with you
I'm havin' fun with you
753
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:45,393
I'm in love with you
I'm on the run with you
754
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:50,733
I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you one day
755
00:46:56,713 --> 00:46:58,977
Thanks for letting me sleep
in your bunk, Dewey.
756
00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:00,946
Gotta sleep somewhere, right?
757
00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:06,454
- Dewey, I can't.
- I know. I know.
758
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:10,719
We both know that the sexual tension
between us is palpable.
759
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:14,530
Don't you know that I wrestle with
the same temptations you do?
760
00:47:14,731 --> 00:47:17,165
I know I shouldn't be saying this
to you, Dewey...
761
00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:20,165
...because we're not married
and we're just friends...
762
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:25,637
...but sometimes I lie awake at night
aching for a man's touch.
763
00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:29,808
And by "a man's touch,"
I mean a penis in my vagina.
764
00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:32,777
It's just so silly.
765
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:35,042
Oh, that's so silly.
766
00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:38,221
- Well, we better get some sleep.
- Okay.
767
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:42,517
Take my hand, Dewey.
768
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:47,156
Let's promise to never, ever give in
to our lesser desires.
769
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,162
After all, we're not married.
770
00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,569
I'm ready for sex.
771
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:11,850
I been waiting for this for so long.
772
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,249
Me too.
773
00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,721
From the moment I laid eyes on you.
774
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,560
Oh, my.
775
00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,367
Dewey, I'm nervous.
776
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,345
Don't worry, angel.
I'll show you the ways of love.
777
00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:45,685
Whoops-a-daisy.
778
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:48,516
Oh, Dewey.
779
00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:50,716
Surprise!
780
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:52,552
Edith!
781
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:56,588
- Who are you?
- I'm his wife, that's who I am.
782
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,030
No, you're not. I'm his...
783
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:03,205
- Good Lord, you're already married?
- I can explain.
784
00:49:03,407 --> 00:49:07,468
Explain to her? You should explain
to me. I am the mother of your children.
785
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,771
- It's not what it looks like.
- Children?
786
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,413
It's not what it looks like.
787
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,140
Not what it looks like to me,
or not what it looks like to her?
788
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:17,115
It's gotta be the way it looks like
to at least one of us.
789
00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:18,413
We're married.
790
00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:21,581
I did the right thing.
It's not like we're not married.
791
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,987
If you're married,
you can't get married again.
792
00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:27,425
I know, I know, and that was wrong,
but it's just...
793
00:49:28,198 --> 00:49:30,063
We were such good friends.
794
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:33,259
You told me about that dream
where you were licking my balls...
795
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:36,200
...and that seemed like a signal,
and...
796
00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:37,497
I forgot.
797
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,968
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox,
and I will see you in court!
798
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:44,306
No, Edith! Don't go!
799
00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:49,011
Oh, well. She's gone now.
800
00:49:49,519 --> 00:49:54,252
I'm leaving too. You got the order
of things all backwards.
801
00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,289
Darlene, don't go!
802
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,222
Edith, don't go either!
803
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:03,861
I made a mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.
804
00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:07,899
Edith! Edith! Edith!
805
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,699
- Leave me alone, Dewey.
- I never meant no harm to you.
806
00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:13,171
Edith. Cupcake.
807
00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:17,279
Baby, you don't know what it's like out
there on the road. It's lonely out there.
808
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:19,338
Edith, I can't be alone.
809
00:50:19,549 --> 00:50:22,985
Maybe you should've thought of that
before you got double married.
810
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:25,648
Is that what this is about?
811
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,485
Don't you stand there and judge me
like I'm some kind of criminal.
812
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:32,457
You are a criminal.
This is illegal, Dewey.
813
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:33,856
What do you mean?
814
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:37,591
It's illegal to be married to two people
at the same time, Dewey.
815
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:41,103
What about if you're famous?
Is that?
816
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:43,865
You never done nothing
you shouldn't have done?
817
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:45,302
What have I ever done?
818
00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:48,239
You woke up in the middle
of the night and drank the milk.
819
00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:50,709
I got up to have my cornflakes,
there's none left.
820
00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:52,381
Dewey, you cheated on me!
821
00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:55,210
So I'm a cheater,
but you can just drink up all the milk.
822
00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:58,786
Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it.
You're innocent, and I'm guilty.
823
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,048
Guilty as charged.
824
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,685
Guilty as charged
825
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,192
Don't you dare write a song
right now, Dewey!
826
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:10,431
You know what? Go ahead.
Take the children. I don't care.
827
00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:12,491
All I need is my music.
828
00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:13,964
I don't need you.
829
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:15,866
And I don't need you.
830
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,233
And I don't need you.
831
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:19,766
And I don't need you.
832
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,945
You're just sitting there
all high and mighty in your diaper.
833
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:26,673
If anything, you need me.
You're a baby.
834
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:27,906
Come on, Miles.
835
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:31,177
Don't you dare take Miles.
836
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:35,415
You can take the children,
but you leave me my monkey.
837
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,426
Fine.
838
00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:40,224
Goodbye, Dewey Cox.
839
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,425
No! No, come back.
840
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:44,591
Don't leave me, Edith.
841
00:51:44,801 --> 00:51:48,703
"Don't leave me, Edith."
There's a title for a song.
842
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:56,601
That's not a bad title,
but please don't leave me.
843
00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:58,408
What have you done?
844
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:08,824
I'm telling you, I've had it.
I've had it with all this crap.
845
00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:10,322
You took her side every time.
846
00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:13,963
All you care about is fruit
and touching yourself. Well, fuck you.
847
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:17,726
Get out of here.
You don't want no part of this.
848
00:52:17,934 --> 00:52:21,426
- What y'all doing in here?
- We doing pills, uppers and downers.
849
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:23,401
They're the logical next step for you.
850
00:52:23,607 --> 00:52:25,268
I want some of that shit.
851
00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:31,143
Good morning, Your Honor.
May I approach the bench?
852
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,618
I don't give a damn
What anyone thinks
853
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:45,588
I stay up all night
And I smoke and I drink
854
00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:50,763
I'm a wanted man
And I'm blowin' town
855
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:53,834
Don't waste your time
Tryin' to hunt me down
856
00:52:55,939 --> 00:53:00,569
The cops are sayin'
I belong behind bars
857
00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:02,677
And I'm guilty
858
00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:04,870
Guilty
859
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,142
I'm guilty as charged
860
00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:11,117
Does Dewey seem unhappy to you?
861
00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,251
He's changed, I tell you,
he's changed.
862
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:18,052
That was early Dewey,
this is middle Dewey.
863
00:53:19,329 --> 00:53:21,524
Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
864
00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:25,531
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot you were here.
865
00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:28,033
Hey, Dave. I like your girl better,
let's switch.
866
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:32,038
- Well, Dewey, this is my wife.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
867
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:34,335
Well, this is Kathy.
Kathy, this is Dave.
868
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:37,206
Come on, darling.
So where you from?
869
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,009
Hi there.
870
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,049
Guilty
871
00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,915
I'm guilty as charged
872
00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:50,151
I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins
873
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,022
Take a good look
And you'll know where I've been
874
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,892
I'm dancin' with the devil
Every night and every day
875
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,327
People pay attention to the things
That I say
876
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:00,525
Say
877
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:04,135
Hey, Jerry, I'm a long-time listener
and a first-time caller.
878
00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:07,833
Yeah, I just wanted to say
I love the show, keep it up.
879
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,807
Am I on the radio right now?
880
00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:12,975
I'm guilty as charged
881
00:54:14,351 --> 00:54:18,845
If you're sayin' my love is too large
882
00:54:19,055 --> 00:54:20,113
Then I'm guilty
883
00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:25,389
Goddamn it,
this is a dark fucking period!
884
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:27,696
Oh, I'm guilty
885
00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:30,957
- Freeze! Hands above your head.
- It's not what it looks like.
886
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:33,294
I'm guilty as charged
887
00:54:33,503 --> 00:54:34,492
Stop!
888
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,730
You got me.
889
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,773
Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it?
Look here.
890
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:47,610
I'm guilty as charged
891
00:54:56,259 --> 00:54:59,194
Cox, you got a visitor.
892
00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:03,957
Prison has changed me.
893
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:07,493
I understand the common man
in a way I never did before.
894
00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:13,368
I gotta get out of here, so I can
bring joy to the men back in here.
895
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,874
But I don't wanna live with them.
896
00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:17,808
Lean closer.
897
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:22,148
I'm going to speak to you
in my language...
898
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:26,014
...so that the guards can't understand
what I'm saying.
899
00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:29,082
There must be something you can do.
900
00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:31,590
I'm 21 years old.
901
00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:34,525
I got my whole life ahead of me...
902
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:38,360
We think we can get you off.
903
00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:39,891
What do I have to do?
904
00:55:40,236 --> 00:55:42,932
You gotta go to rehab.
905
00:55:43,707 --> 00:55:45,368
- "Rehab"?
- Rehab.
906
00:55:48,244 --> 00:55:51,577
- Rehab?
- Oh, rehab. Okay, okay, I gotcha.
907
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,911
Doctor! Doctor!
908
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,384
- I'm so cold.
- We need more blankets.
909
00:55:59,589 --> 00:56:01,147
We need more blankets.
910
00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:03,515
Doctor!
911
00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,594
- I'm so hot!
- I think he has too many blankets.
912
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:07,820
Fewer blankets!
913
00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:10,793
I'm hot and cold at the same time!
914
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,867
He needs more blankets
and he needs less blankets.
915
00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:15,799
I'm afraid you're right.
916
00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:17,199
Dewey?
917
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,667
My wife sends her love...
918
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,104
...asshole.
919
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:25,873
Dewey, tall and powerful
920
00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:30,749
Dewey, I don't know if you can
hear me in there...
921
00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,817
...but the wrong kid died.
922
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:39,289
Dewey. Do you mind
if we get stoned in here?
923
00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:43,023
He can't hear you.
He's gonna die anyway.
924
00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:04,316
Are you ready to go home,
Dewey Cox?
925
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,253
Darlene.
926
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,888
I could never get you
out of my head.
927
00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:14,853
Me neither.
928
00:57:15,064 --> 00:57:17,294
I could never stop
thinking about you.
929
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,264
But I wasn't gonna be
no home wrecker.
930
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:24,907
Now that I'm your only wife though,
it seems different.
931
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:29,977
I'm a new man, Darlene.
Prison and rehab have changed me.
932
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:33,247
All these blankets
have saved my life.
933
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:37,317
I think you're finally ready to be
the man I always thought you could be.
934
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,987
Let me get this off.
935
00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:27,435
I love you.
936
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:28,695
I love you too.
937
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:41,916
Oh, my God.
938
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:52,052
Oh, don't stop.
939
00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:55,629
Don't stop. Don't stop, Dewey.
940
00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:57,322
Oh, God.
941
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,932
Oh, yes!
942
00:59:12,782 --> 00:59:14,682
Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey?
943
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,409
I think I saw him in the barn
with Wavy Gravy
944
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:19,485
I saw him by the creek
talking to Donovan.
945
00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:23,284
No, I think he was painting
a portrait with Joni Mitchell.
946
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:30,933
Jerry Garcia, brother,
have you seen Dewey?
947
00:59:31,134 --> 00:59:33,500
I think I saw him in the study,
Sister Darlene.
948
00:59:33,703 --> 00:59:35,364
Thanks, Jerry Garcia.
949
00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:40,500
Hey! Casey, Jones,
watch your speed.
950
00:59:46,015 --> 00:59:49,178
Come on, Dewey. It's almost time
for Dewman's cake.
951
00:59:49,385 --> 00:59:53,913
All right. It's just... It's hard for me
to sit around at some birthday party...
952
00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:57,149
...when I know there's so much
injustice going on in this world.
953
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,453
- I know.
- My daddy was right.
954
00:59:59,662 --> 01:00:02,392
I can't spend all my time
thinking about Dewey Cox no more.
955
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,430
I've got to think about
the other people.
956
01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:05,925
Like your family?
957
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:11,367
No, I mean, like, people that's having
injustices done to them.
958
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,834
Like women and midgets and such.
959
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:17,535
I mean, it's 1966, Darlene.
And, baby...
960
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,440
...l'm feeling it.
961
01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:26,252
I know. The '60s are an important
and exciting time.
962
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,755
Aren't they? It's like there's
something happening here.
963
01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:33,588
And what it is ain't exactly...
964
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:36,253
...obvious.
965
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,128
I have to try to help people
with my music.
966
01:00:39,335 --> 01:00:43,396
Some people are saying that your new
music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan.
967
01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:45,574
Well, maybe Bob Dylan
sounds a lot like me.
968
01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,504
How come nobody
ever asks Bob Dylan:
969
01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:49,610
"Why you sound
so much like Dewey Cox?"
970
01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:55,307
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in
The twisted birth canal of the coliseum
971
01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:01,423
Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrum
972
01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:03,751
Oh, say can you see 'em?
973
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:08,763
Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the Laundromat
974
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:13,635
The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnared
975
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:16,267
What the hell is this song about?
976
01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:18,064
I have no idea.
977
01:01:18,274 --> 01:01:22,574
You guys are idiots.
This song is very deep.
978
01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:29,184
Inside the three-eyed monkey
Within inches of his toaster-oven life
979
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:31,785
What do your parents think about
your protest songs?
980
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:35,355
What do your parents think about
my protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine?
981
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:40,361
All the elevator buttons
982
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:44,358
So incredibly high
983
01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:47,559
I stand today for the midget
984
01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:51,829
Half the size of a regular guy
985
01:01:52,809 --> 01:01:56,370
Let me hold you, little man
986
01:01:56,579 --> 01:01:59,571
As the parade passes by
987
01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:03,579
Let me hold you, little man
988
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:07,412
We'll make believe you can fly
989
01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:09,352
You shout for me to put you down
990
01:02:12,428 --> 01:02:14,953
But I'm marching today
For your cause
991
01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:18,998
I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come
992
01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:21,796
When they remake The Wizard of Oz
993
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:28,537
So let me hold you, midget man
994
01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:32,379
Pretend that you're flying in space
995
01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:36,245
Let me hold you, midget man
996
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:39,250
So the dog will stop licking your face
997
01:02:40,089 --> 01:02:41,750
Sing with me!
998
01:02:43,526 --> 01:02:44,550
Sing it!
999
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,752
Mr. Cox, why are you going to India?
1000
01:02:46,963 --> 01:02:50,865
Well, I'm searching for something,
if you must know.
1001
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,535
I'm fixing to do some meditating
with the maharishi.
1002
01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,204
And Dewey Cox needs India
right now...
1003
01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:59,397
...and, heck, I reckon India
needs Dewey Cox too.
1004
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:06,805
Only through meditation can we
begin to understand our role.
1005
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:11,083
We're nothing but grains of sand.
1006
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,687
That was freaking transcendental,
Paul McCartney.
1007
01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:16,256
- Don't you agree, John Lennon?
- Yes, Dewey Cox.
1008
01:03:16,659 --> 01:03:19,822
With meditation there's no limit
to what we can...
1009
01:03:20,029 --> 01:03:21,394
...imagine.
1010
01:03:21,597 --> 01:03:23,394
What do you think, George Harrison?
1011
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:27,296
I don't know. I'm just trying to get some
more songs on the album, you know.
1012
01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:30,768
And as Ringo Starr,
I'm not so interested in meditation.
1013
01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:33,032
I just like to have fun.
1014
01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:36,645
- I like the little one.
- It's so dark in this tent.
1015
01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:40,304
Reminds me when we, the Beatles,
the four Beatles, us...
1016
01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,609
- From Liverpool.
- Yes, we are from Liverpool.
1017
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:46,778
We used to play those dark clubs
in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul?
1018
01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:51,289
Of course I do, I booked them.
I'm the leader of the Beatles.
1019
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,520
Well, I have to say I like your stuff.
It's pretty good.
1020
01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:56,994
And most of your records,
I really enjoy.
1021
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,100
We're big fans of your records too.
1022
01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:02,328
We like to think that Hard Day's Night
is our Guilty as Charged.
1023
01:04:02,538 --> 01:04:04,472
- Great record.
- Excellent album.
1024
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,665
- We learned a lot from you.
- Great record.
1025
01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:08,503
- We're big fans of y'all.
- Huge fans.
1026
01:04:08,711 --> 01:04:11,305
You're almost as good as the Monkees.
You guys are great.
1027
01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:16,477
I think I might adjourn to another
dimension, take some LSD.
1028
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,086
- Do you care to join me?
- Yeah, let's do that.
1029
01:04:19,288 --> 01:04:21,756
Care to join us for some LSD?
It's good for you.
1030
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:25,325
- Built by scientists, it is.
- Lysergic.
1031
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:27,589
Gotta check with headquarters.
1032
01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:29,992
Come on, Dewey Cox.
Think you might enjoy it.
1033
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,691
Open your mind to a new experience,
a new level of consciousness...
1034
01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:35,768
...like we do,
because we are the Beatles.
1035
01:04:35,972 --> 01:04:38,634
Let him decide.
If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it.
1036
01:04:38,841 --> 01:04:41,036
He doesn't have to listen to you.
You're not the boss of him.
1037
01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:43,804
Don't tell me what to say
and what not to say, Paul McCartney.
1038
01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:48,347
I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm
so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it.
1039
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:51,748
Hey, everyone,
I've got a brand-new mantra:
1040
01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:53,512
Paul's a big fat cunt.
1041
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:56,055
Don't know why you
don't let me write more songs.
1042
01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:59,660
You know, I just sit here while me
guitar quietly whimpers, you know.
1043
01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:02,456
You are the quiet one,
so why don't you shut the fuck up?
1044
01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:04,360
I've got a song about an octopus.
1045
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,502
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky
we still let you play drums.
1046
01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:11,469
Wow, seems like there's a rift
happening between the Beatles.
1047
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:14,666
I wonder if your songs will
still be shit when I'm 64.
1048
01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:16,310
- Great sod.
- No, stop it!
1049
01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:17,843
You bastard! You sissy.
1050
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:21,312
Beatles. Please stop fighting
here in India.
1051
01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:23,508
No, no, let them go.
Let them work it out.
1052
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:24,708
Taste it.
1053
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,513
Right there in the bollocks.
1054
01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:29,251
- Bastard!
- Cunt!
1055
01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:32,890
Dewey, you been living clean
for three years now...
1056
01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:35,325
...and it's done you a world of good,
has it not?
1057
01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:37,624
I know I've had trouble
with drugs in the past.
1058
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:42,395
But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze,
ludes and speed. Not LSD.
1059
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,971
Nobody gets addicted to LSD.
1060
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:48,007
It was invented by scientists.
Ringo Starr just told me.
1061
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:51,008
I heard that doing LSD
can awaken your demons.
1062
01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:55,139
I ain't got no demons
gonna get woke.
1063
01:05:56,919 --> 01:05:59,854
If you promise
it'll just be this one time.
1064
01:06:01,924 --> 01:06:03,482
Okay.
1065
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:06,426
Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.
1066
01:06:17,039 --> 01:06:18,097
Hello, Dewey.
1067
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:21,037
Welcome to your LSD trip.
1068
01:06:21,243 --> 01:06:23,541
Where everything's a cartoon.
1069
01:06:23,746 --> 01:06:26,306
We're the trippy cartoon Beatles.
1070
01:06:26,515 --> 01:06:29,075
Look at that. It's a flying fish.
1071
01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,980
Totally trippy!
1072
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:34,688
Wow, this LSD's all right.
1073
01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,983
I like being a trippy cartoon.
1074
01:06:37,193 --> 01:06:39,753
Just keep thinking
happy thoughts, Dewey.
1075
01:06:39,962 --> 01:06:43,090
I'd hate for this
to turn into a bad trip.
1076
01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:46,692
What's that scary music?
1077
01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:50,031
I had an unhappy thought.
1078
01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:51,672
It's a bad trip.
1079
01:06:51,874 --> 01:06:53,364
Bad trip, bad trip!
1080
01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:56,511
Help! Trippy machete!
1081
01:06:57,613 --> 01:07:00,673
Oh, fuck me.
I can see my large colon.
1082
01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:03,782
I guess I do have some demons.
1083
01:07:03,986 --> 01:07:05,476
You all right, Cox?
1084
01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:06,950
I don't know.
1085
01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:09,590
Do you want some more LSD?
1086
01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,625
Yeah. I think I do.
1087
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:22,733
Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time
manager. Maybe you can talk to him.
1088
01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:24,633
Well, what's the problem?
1089
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,400
He's been on that trampoline
for four days.
1090
01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:30,636
You have got to talk some sense
into him. I'm worried.
1091
01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:36,613
Dewey, as your manager,
I have to tell you I'm concerned.
1092
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,980
I think the LSD has changed you.
1093
01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:42,749
It has changed me.
It's opened my mind right up.
1094
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:44,425
I'm reinventing music.
1095
01:07:44,627 --> 01:07:47,687
I'm creating something new
that I call "shmusic."
1096
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:51,389
You've recorded the same song for
months. You're not close to finished.
1097
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,228
Because this record is different
than any other I've made.
1098
01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:56,871
I told you. This is going to be
my masterpiece.
1099
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,303
The one I'm remembered by.
It's for my brother.
1100
01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:00,633
What brother?
1101
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,311
Nothing. Never mind. It's private.
1102
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,276
I've got this sound in my head
and it's trying to get out.
1103
01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:10,043
I can't find it on this human plane of
existence. I've got to keep searching.
1104
01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:14,850
But I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna find it.
1105
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,594
You guys should make friends.
He's a wonderful man.
1106
01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:29,259
Professor, good morning.
All right, everyone. Thank you.
1107
01:08:29,738 --> 01:08:31,831
I've just been outside,
I had a little bounce.
1108
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:35,033
What we're going to do is
run through the entire piece...
1109
01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:37,144
...in our minds, silently.
1110
01:08:37,346 --> 01:08:39,314
And...
1111
01:08:39,515 --> 01:08:40,846
...begin.
1112
01:08:41,517 --> 01:08:43,712
As we sit here together
on Thanksgiving...
1113
01:08:43,919 --> 01:08:45,682
...on our beautiful trampoline...
1114
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:50,018
...I think we should take a moment to
think about what it's like to be a turkey.
1115
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:53,057
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
1116
01:08:53,262 --> 01:08:55,093
"Hi, I'm just a little turkey."
1117
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,822
Just cut the damn bird, boy.
1118
01:08:58,934 --> 01:09:02,335
Dewey? Can we just enjoy
our Thanksgiving dinner?
1119
01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:07,134
You think you're so great
sitting there all drugged up...
1120
01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:09,140
...on your trampoline.
1121
01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:11,540
You're the black sheep
of this family.
1122
01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:13,745
You call yourself a Cox.
1123
01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:15,849
Until you get right with Jesus...
1124
01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:20,010
...you'll never be nothing
but a big, black Cox.
1125
01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,719
Nothing I do will ever please you,
will it?
1126
01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:30,096
We're both Cox, Pa.
Both of us are Cox.
1127
01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:33,700
I've got 137 musicians
waiting on me.
1128
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:35,894
You'll have to excuse me.
1129
01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:37,936
Dewey, watch the turkey.
1130
01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:46,704
I wasn't dreaming
1131
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,543
Barely awake
1132
01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:52,584
Off to the grinder we stroll
1133
01:09:53,889 --> 01:09:55,288
This is not a good song.
1134
01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:58,989
It's like five songs on top
of each other at the same time.
1135
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,925
Not even a song.
It's some kind of concerto.
1136
01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:03,392
Just let him work it out.
1137
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:06,128
Masterpieces take time.
1138
01:10:07,336 --> 01:10:09,361
Do you hear that?
That goat's been singing...
1139
01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:11,972
...more than I am on this damn song.
1140
01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:18,672
Well?
1141
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,679
That was beautiful, Dewey.
It was perfection.
1142
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,478
Yeah, even the goat was perfect.
1143
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:27,212
Yeah, the goat was good.
Were the strings tangy enough?
1144
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:29,414
Oh, they were tangy.
They were very tangy.
1145
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,320
Unbelievably tangy.
1146
01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:34,496
No, guys, the strings were not tangy!
They were salty!
1147
01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,221
Am I crazy?
1148
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:38,957
Let's do one more time.
Okay, strings, lean into it.
1149
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:42,001
I want it really tangy this time.
Now, Mike, you're flatting.
1150
01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:46,197
Bushmen, make it sound like
you're in the fucking bush, okay?
1151
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:48,501
Back off the goat
on the second pre-chorus.
1152
01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:50,474
I wanna hear his heart, not his soul.
1153
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:53,546
Sam, go back to that thing you did
yesterday on the bridge.
1154
01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:57,014
- What did I do?
- It sounded like velvet pancakes.
1155
01:10:57,219 --> 01:10:59,881
- Yeah, right.
- Okay, everybody, one more time.
1156
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,353
What on earth is a velvet pancake?
1157
01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:07,325
It's the LSD.
I think it's having an effect on him.
1158
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:10,396
From the top of the overture.
Slate it.
1159
01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:13,860
"Black Sheep," take 112.
1160
01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:17,163
One, and a two,
and a five, six, seven, eight.
1161
01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:22,809
I just close my eyes
When I fantasize
1162
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:26,243
Much to my surprise
I'm only half the size
1163
01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:28,313
That I used to be
1164
01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:33,517
Bye-bye, white brother
1165
01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:37,317
This black sheep gotta roll
1166
01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:39,653
It's on the beat!
1167
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,897
I just open up
Like a catacomb
1168
01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:46,932
Though my heart is half
From the half-F tone
1169
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:49,636
That tickles.
1170
01:11:50,539 --> 01:11:55,033
Bye-bye, pastures of plenty
1171
01:11:55,577 --> 01:11:58,842
I don't know where I will
1172
01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:01,676
- Roam
- Black sheep, black sheep
1173
01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:04,412
Like that, with some urgency.
1174
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:08,056
Not, "I'm in the yard.
I wanna go outside."
1175
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:12,694
Like, "I'm about to die." Like that.
1176
01:12:12,895 --> 01:12:14,624
The blade has been swung
1177
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,594
Black sheep, black sheep
1178
01:12:19,735 --> 01:12:21,635
All right? Here we go.
1179
01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,297
Push. Push, baby, push.
1180
01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,275
- Are we recording this?
- No.
1181
01:12:27,476 --> 01:12:30,741
Well, we should be. Get a microphone.
Push, baby.
1182
01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:32,311
Push.
1183
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:34,607
Push! Push!
1184
01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:39,785
I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'
1185
01:12:39,988 --> 01:12:43,287
I'm losin' no sleep
I'm dyin'
1186
01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:47,655
Why shouldn't I keep from cryin'?
1187
01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:50,523
Cryin'
1188
01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:54,032
I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'
1189
01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,569
I'm losin' no sleep
I'm dyin'
1190
01:12:57,773 --> 01:13:01,072
Why shouldn't I keep from cry?
1191
01:13:06,415 --> 01:13:08,406
It's still not finished yet.
1192
01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:12,611
I'm hearing more
aboriginal percussionists.
1193
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,454
And I want an army of didgeridoos.
Fifty thousand didgeridoos!
1194
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:19,718
Folks, can we have a moment
with Dewey?
1195
01:13:22,831 --> 01:13:25,026
What the hell are these songs about?
1196
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,532
You're singing about
cutting people in half...
1197
01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:32,631
I'm working something out.
It's called a metaphor.
1198
01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:34,274
Well, what are you working out?
1199
01:13:34,476 --> 01:13:36,774
It's secret.
That's why it's called metaphor.
1200
01:13:36,979 --> 01:13:38,708
That's what metaphor means. Secret.
1201
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,012
I just don't see why you gotta
throw away the recipe, is all.
1202
01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:46,313
Why don't we just go in there, lay down
some tracks like we always done?
1203
01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:49,082
Yeah, why can't we just walk hard?
1204
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:51,122
What do we need
all these people for?
1205
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:54,921
I don't need people around me
stifling me.
1206
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:58,463
So if you don't like it,
there's the door.
1207
01:13:59,701 --> 01:14:01,191
Dewey?
1208
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:04,098
Are you saying
you don't need us no more?
1209
01:14:04,306 --> 01:14:10,040
Not unless you can open your mind
and learn to play the fucking theremin.
1210
01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:13,976
Fuck you, Dewey!
1211
01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:16,780
Yeah, fuck you, Dewey.
1212
01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:19,545
In 20 years not once have you
thrown a woman my way.
1213
01:14:19,755 --> 01:14:22,087
You don't think we like
cheating on our wives too?
1214
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:25,283
And you never once paid for drugs.
Not once!
1215
01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:28,463
You pay that chimp
more than you pay us.
1216
01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:31,497
I had to borrow from the chimp
to get a mortgage on my house.
1217
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:35,898
And those stupid Siamese glass cats
you get us every year for Christmas.
1218
01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:38,937
I don't want any more
Siamese glass cats!
1219
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:42,133
The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility
in ancient Egypt.
1220
01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:43,333
Fuck nobility!
1221
01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:45,410
Fuck ancient Egypt.
1222
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:47,313
Fuck cats!
1223
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:49,984
And you never paid for drugs.
1224
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,650
Not once.
1225
01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:53,481
You slept with my wife.
1226
01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:54,883
You slept with me too!
1227
01:14:55,090 --> 01:14:58,321
And I've had confused feelings
about that for 10 years now!
1228
01:14:58,527 --> 01:15:00,927
And you never once paid for drugs.
1229
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,298
Not once.
1230
01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:05,626
You're on your own, Dewey Cox.
1231
01:15:06,268 --> 01:15:07,360
We're leaving.
1232
01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:14,067
Well, I guess this is the end of
a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox.
1233
01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:30,382
What's happened to you,
Dewey Cox?
1234
01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:31,923
Stay out of this, Darlene!
1235
01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:34,595
You're driving away the people
who love you most!
1236
01:15:34,796 --> 01:15:36,821
I don't need anybody, Darlene.
1237
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,099
All I need is my music.
1238
01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:44,396
This ain't about your music, Dewey.
It's about the drugs.
1239
01:15:44,606 --> 01:15:47,336
Honey, I told you
I'm gonna quit again.
1240
01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:49,836
As soon as the record's done.
Whenever that is.
1241
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,740
Look, you can't rush a masterpiece.
1242
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:58,514
You need to take a break. You need
to clean yourself up, otherwise...
1243
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,914
Otherwise what?
1244
01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:02,590
Otherwise I can't be married
to you no more.
1245
01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:05,521
I know you don't mean that.
1246
01:16:06,161 --> 01:16:08,220
I believe you know that I do.
1247
01:16:13,468 --> 01:16:14,730
Okay.
1248
01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:18,639
- Okay?
- Okay.
1249
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:20,768
You'll take a break?
1250
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:23,074
I will take a break.
1251
01:16:23,478 --> 01:16:24,911
And you'll quit the drugs?
1252
01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:27,679
And I will quit the drugs.
1253
01:16:28,784 --> 01:16:29,978
Dewey!
1254
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:35,356
Oh, baby. I've been praying
about this day for so long.
1255
01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:38,357
- What did you just put in your mouth?
- Gum.
1256
01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:42,292
- You ain't chewing no gum.
- Candy?
1257
01:16:42,497 --> 01:16:45,398
- What did you put in your mouth?
- It's PCP.
1258
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,796
Oh, you just said!
1259
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:53,069
I'm going to town!
1260
01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:01,115
Get out of the road, you jerk!
1261
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,074
Hey!
1262
01:17:04,186 --> 01:17:05,744
Hey! What's going on?
1263
01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:17,665
There he is!
1264
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:27,098
Dewey! Get off that building!
It's inappropriate!
1265
01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:33,878
Dewey Cox, you give me no choice.
1266
01:17:34,082 --> 01:17:38,951
It breaks my heart,
but I'm leaving you.
1267
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,416
I'm Zeus!
1268
01:17:42,924 --> 01:17:45,950
No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus!
1269
01:17:49,731 --> 01:17:52,097
- Rehab?
- Rehab.
1270
01:18:02,177 --> 01:18:03,166
Nate!
1271
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:08,807
Nate?
1272
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,178
This is what I'd look like
if I'd grown up...
1273
01:18:11,753 --> 01:18:14,085
...and perhaps hadn't been murdered,
or whatever.
1274
01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:18,081
I just came to tell you
you need to get your shit together!
1275
01:18:18,293 --> 01:18:19,783
I know.
1276
01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:21,462
I've fallen again.
1277
01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:23,961
Listen to yourself.
Whining like a little bitch.
1278
01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:27,863
If I was alive right now, I'd be the
fucking president of the United States.
1279
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:31,164
I'd be on the moon, walking around
looking for aliens to kill.
1280
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:34,035
- What?
- You know why Dad liked me better?
1281
01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:36,039
Because I was better than you.
1282
01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:38,542
When I played the piano,
I was fucking awesome.
1283
01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:40,715
Well, you think
it's been easy for me?
1284
01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:42,907
Since you're gone
I got no sense of smell.
1285
01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:44,779
Oh, you got no sense of smell?
1286
01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:49,123
You can't smell anything?
You can't smell anything?
1287
01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:51,758
I got no sense of having legs,
Dewey!
1288
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:55,191
I have no life!
I'm dead because somebody...
1289
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:57,422
...l'm not gonna point out
names right now...
1290
01:18:57,632 --> 01:18:59,497
...decided to murder me
with a machete.
1291
01:18:59,701 --> 01:19:02,431
- Nate.
- I can't even smell, touch, feel.
1292
01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:06,539
I can't even masturbate. You ever try
to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!
1293
01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:11,211
I'm just trying to say
you need to fix this shit.
1294
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,678
You need to get out of that bathtub.
Start writing songs again.
1295
01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:22,120
Is he almost done
thinking about his life?
1296
01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:25,020
He just reached the '70s.
1297
01:19:43,345 --> 01:19:46,940
Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with me.
1298
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,411
I got the song block.
1299
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:49,641
Song block.
1300
01:19:49,851 --> 01:19:51,842
I don't need to write any new songs.
1301
01:19:52,053 --> 01:19:55,489
I'll just do my old ones. We'll do
a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard."
1302
01:19:55,690 --> 01:19:58,523
Dewey, "Walk Hard"
is over 20 years old.
1303
01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:01,025
Well, a lot of people like
my old songs.
1304
01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:03,060
Old people like your old songs.
1305
01:20:03,732 --> 01:20:04,824
May I make a suggestion?
1306
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:07,058
Are you familiar with
the Donny & Marie show?
1307
01:20:07,269 --> 01:20:10,466
- The television show?
- I got a call from CBS.
1308
01:20:10,672 --> 01:20:13,266
They wanna do the same kind
of show with you.
1309
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,933
I'm a serious musician.
I'm not some TV personality.
1310
01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:20,546
Well, why can't you be both? Look
at those goofy bastards on Hee Haw.
1311
01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:22,448
Well, I do love Hee Haw.
1312
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,779
Television, Dewey. It's the way
into the people's hearts.
1313
01:20:26,421 --> 01:20:29,447
All right. You call them back today...
1314
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,024
...and you tell Mr. CBS...
1315
01:20:32,227 --> 01:20:35,788
...that I will do it if I have
total creative control.
1316
01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:38,557
Dewey, you can't have
any creative control.
1317
01:20:40,268 --> 01:20:41,565
Okay.
1318
01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:44,739
All right, let's just do it then.
Fuck it, let's do it.
1319
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,268
I'm bored.
1320
01:20:47,142 --> 01:20:50,202
Live from Burbank, California.
1321
01:20:50,412 --> 01:20:52,346
It's The Dewey Cox Show.
1322
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:57,610
And now your host, Dewey Cox!
1323
01:20:57,819 --> 01:20:59,912
- Walk hard
- Hard
1324
01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:01,645
- Hard
- Hard
1325
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,951
Down life's rocky road
1326
01:21:05,627 --> 01:21:07,720
- Walk bold
- Bold
1327
01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:09,294
- Hard
- Hard
1328
01:21:09,497 --> 01:21:11,465
That's my creed
1329
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,497
My code
1330
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:15,761
I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too
1331
01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:19,636
Had to suffer every day
My whole life through
1332
01:21:21,343 --> 01:21:23,641
Seen my share of the worst
That the world can give
1333
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:28,772
But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live
1334
01:21:29,184 --> 01:21:31,516
Walk hard
1335
01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:34,244
Walk hard
1336
01:21:36,191 --> 01:21:38,659
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the show.
1337
01:21:38,860 --> 01:21:40,088
We've got a great one.
1338
01:21:40,295 --> 01:21:43,093
To get things rolling,
I'd like to bring out my first guest...
1339
01:21:43,298 --> 01:21:47,701
...a model I think is pretty super:
Miss Cheryl Tiegs.
1340
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,041
Well, hello, Cheryl.
Don't you look lovely tonight.
1341
01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:56,267
Well, thanks so much, sir.
So do you.
1342
01:21:56,478 --> 01:22:00,710
Cheryl, you know, you remind me
of a 1977 Corvette.
1343
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,042
Why is that?
1344
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,115
Because you're
a beautiful new model.
1345
01:22:07,822 --> 01:22:09,050
Just kidding.
1346
01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:16,527
Would you do me the honor
of joining me for a song?
1347
01:22:16,731 --> 01:22:19,359
Well, I thought you'd never ask,
Mr. Cox.
1348
01:22:22,003 --> 01:22:25,837
Baby, come as you are
With just your heart
1349
01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:29,072
And I'll take you in
1350
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:32,136
You're rejected and hurt
1351
01:22:32,347 --> 01:22:37,512
To me you're worth
What you have within
1352
01:22:38,053 --> 01:22:41,454
You don't have to be a star, baby
1353
01:22:42,357 --> 01:22:44,825
To be in my show
1354
01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:48,959
Good night, everybody.
We'll see you next week.
1355
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,792
Good show.
1356
01:22:59,541 --> 01:23:01,600
- You ready, Dewey?
- Yes, I'm ready.
1357
01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:06,804
"Who Wants to Party?"
Dewey, lead vocal, take one.
1358
01:23:10,118 --> 01:23:13,918
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
1359
01:23:14,122 --> 01:23:17,990
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
1360
01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:22,562
Hey, hey
Who wants to party now?
1361
01:23:24,366 --> 01:23:27,028
I don't know. I'll see you in a minute.
1362
01:23:27,235 --> 01:23:30,227
All right. Everybody good?
Everybody good?
1363
01:23:30,438 --> 01:23:32,269
Whoa, Dewey.
Great party, great party.
1364
01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:35,773
Thanks, Patrick Duffy from Dallas.
Listen, mingle, enjoy yourself.
1365
01:23:35,977 --> 01:23:38,878
- Have sex with anybody you want.
- Well, can do.
1366
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,479
- Hey!
- Dewey!
1367
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:44,709
Oh, my God, your show is such a hit.
You beat McCloud last week.
1368
01:23:44,919 --> 01:23:48,514
Well, thank you, Morgan Fairchild,
but I never pay attention to the ratings.
1369
01:23:48,723 --> 01:23:51,385
Just kidding. We're gonna
take a shit on Donnie & Marie.
1370
01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:53,151
- Oh, you do that, honey.
- Yes.
1371
01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:57,127
Hey, you. Are you gonna
save a dance for me, Dewey?
1372
01:23:57,332 --> 01:23:59,800
Well, you bet,
Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels.
1373
01:24:00,001 --> 01:24:01,935
Hey there, Little Miss Cox-Tiegs.
1374
01:24:02,137 --> 01:24:04,105
Have you met my new wife,
Cheryl Cox-Tiegs?
1375
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:06,296
We've met, yes.
1376
01:24:06,508 --> 01:24:08,703
Isn't that funny?
You're both named Cheryl.
1377
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:11,140
Yeah. We're aware of that.
1378
01:24:12,414 --> 01:24:13,938
That is hilarious.
1379
01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:17,616
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
1380
01:24:17,819 --> 01:24:20,117
I don't know what they're
talking about with this energy crisis.
1381
01:24:20,321 --> 01:24:23,586
Because I have plenty of energy,
all right? I am loaded with energy.
1382
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:28,185
Look, I gave up politics
a long time ago.
1383
01:24:28,396 --> 01:24:31,832
You know, let somebody else march.
I wanna play Frisbee.
1384
01:24:32,367 --> 01:24:35,427
I'm on the beach.
I'm not marching on the beach.
1385
01:24:35,637 --> 01:24:37,969
Billy, don't be a hero
1386
01:24:38,173 --> 01:24:41,142
Don't be a fool with your life
1387
01:24:44,345 --> 01:24:46,313
Do me, Dewey.
1388
01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:53,946
I can't, Cheryl Ladd,
I'm married to Cheryl Tiegs.
1389
01:24:54,155 --> 01:24:57,215
Oh, I should've been your guest star
last week instead of her.
1390
01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:59,791
It could've been me.
1391
01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:02,491
"It could've been me."
1392
01:25:02,697 --> 01:25:06,428
It could have been me
Could've been me
1393
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:08,226
Stay in it. Stay in it.
1394
01:25:09,504 --> 01:25:16,103
It could've been me
1395
01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:19,710
Rocky ro...
1396
01:25:20,415 --> 01:25:23,179
No! You're repeating yourself!
1397
01:25:24,385 --> 01:25:27,843
Why can't I write
a fucking song anymore?
1398
01:25:28,189 --> 01:25:31,556
I love the nightlife
I got to boogie
1399
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:34,557
On the disco 'round
1400
01:25:34,762 --> 01:25:35,990
Oh, yeah
1401
01:25:36,197 --> 01:25:39,030
I told you
I love the nightlife
1402
01:25:39,234 --> 01:25:40,496
I got to boogie
1403
01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:44,194
On the disco 'round
Oh, yeah
1404
01:25:44,405 --> 01:25:47,772
I'll tell you, I've never been
so truly satisfied.
1405
01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:50,945
Living here in this beautiful
beach house with you...
1406
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,637
...my beautiful Cheryl Cox-Tiegs.
1407
01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:56,976
The ratings are great.
These are the salad days.
1408
01:25:57,185 --> 01:26:01,781
Yeah, I've been looking for something
my whole life, and this is it.
1409
01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:04,888
I'm finally truly satisfied.
1410
01:26:10,398 --> 01:26:14,061
Goodbye, love
1411
01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:18,294
Goodbye, love
1412
01:26:18,506 --> 01:26:22,340
You are not going home.
You are sleeping in the guestroom.
1413
01:26:22,544 --> 01:26:24,239
Forever.
1414
01:26:24,445 --> 01:26:26,470
Because you're the only one
who stuck around.
1415
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:28,672
Everyone else got sick of it
and left...
1416
01:26:28,883 --> 01:26:31,579
...but you stuck around,
which means you're my friend.
1417
01:26:37,425 --> 01:26:41,327
There's a starman waiting in the sky
1418
01:26:41,529 --> 01:26:43,258
He'd like to come and meet us
1419
01:26:43,464 --> 01:26:45,125
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
1420
01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:49,497
There's a starman waiting in the sky
1421
01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:53,196
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
1422
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:54,602
He told me
1423
01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:58,108
Let the children use it
Let the children lose it
1424
01:26:58,313 --> 01:27:00,474
Let all the children boogie
1425
01:27:00,748 --> 01:27:02,978
Goddamn it!
1426
01:27:04,118 --> 01:27:07,144
I mean, what do I have to do
to get you on my bone? Invent fire?
1427
01:27:07,355 --> 01:27:10,882
And then huge laugh and we go
to commercial. All right, take five.
1428
01:27:11,292 --> 01:27:12,953
Hey.
1429
01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:15,553
Great rehearsal, Dewey.
Very funny sketch.
1430
01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:17,856
Thank you.
Have you seen the ratings?
1431
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,660
We're getting our ass kicked
by The Incredible Hulk.
1432
01:27:20,868 --> 01:27:23,860
Well, last night's episode
was a very special episode.
1433
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:26,973
They revealed that the Incredible Hulk
has an evil twin.
1434
01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:28,836
And he's not green. He's red.
1435
01:27:29,043 --> 01:27:31,136
I know. It was amazing.
Did you see it?
1436
01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:34,338
You can't compete with that.
But we do need to do more promotion.
1437
01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:38,212
Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce
people to the new Dewey Cox.
1438
01:27:38,419 --> 01:27:42,321
I got a girl here to interview you.
She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.
1439
01:27:43,725 --> 01:27:46,523
I don't know.
I'm not so good on interviews.
1440
01:27:46,728 --> 01:27:48,992
Bubbe, it's a puff piece.
It's very puffy.
1441
01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:51,165
All you have to do
is remind the audience...
1442
01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:55,200
...you're not mainlining acid anymore.
And the show, it's a lot of fun, right?
1443
01:27:55,403 --> 01:27:56,563
- You're having fun.
- Yeah.
1444
01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:59,239
It's on every Thursday night
after the local news.
1445
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:03,308
"It's on every Thursday night after your
local news. I'm not mainlining acid."
1446
01:28:03,511 --> 01:28:05,638
- Anymore.
- Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.
1447
01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:09,044
- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- "I don't smoke angel dust anymore.
1448
01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:11,275
So don't be afraid."
Something like that?
1449
01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:13,886
Why don't you tell us about
your new TV program?
1450
01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:16,852
Gail, it's a variety show.
I do a little bit of everything.
1451
01:28:17,058 --> 01:28:19,822
I do some singing, some dancing,
chatting with the guests...
1452
01:28:20,028 --> 01:28:22,121
...the skits, the monologues,
the comedy.
1453
01:28:22,330 --> 01:28:23,888
Wonderful. Comedy.
1454
01:28:24,098 --> 01:28:26,498
It really is a lot of fun.
1455
01:28:26,701 --> 01:28:30,569
We'll have more fun when we come
back from this word from our sponsors.
1456
01:28:30,772 --> 01:28:32,103
Don't go away.
1457
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,839
Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you,
my heart goes out to you.
1458
01:28:38,046 --> 01:28:41,413
I know what it's like to be on
a piece-of-shit television program...
1459
01:28:41,616 --> 01:28:44,585
...because I'm hosting one right now.
- Excuse me?
1460
01:28:44,786 --> 01:28:47,880
Must wanna blow your fucking
brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.
1461
01:28:49,223 --> 01:28:51,214
And we're back
with Mr. Dewey Cox.
1462
01:28:51,426 --> 01:28:53,917
We're talking about the fun
he's having on his show.
1463
01:28:54,128 --> 01:28:58,360
But right now, let's talk about your
lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?
1464
01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:01,030
Darlene and I separated
some years ago, Gail.
1465
01:29:01,235 --> 01:29:03,567
Oh, okay. Guess I didn't
do my homework.
1466
01:29:03,771 --> 01:29:06,035
And to answer your question,
I miss her terribly.
1467
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,502
Well, that's sweet.
1468
01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:10,872
Why don't we talk about your parents?
They've gotta be proud of you.
1469
01:29:11,412 --> 01:29:13,403
Well, my mom is dead.
1470
01:29:13,614 --> 01:29:18,449
And my pa and I don't
speak to each other...
1471
01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:20,780
...so we're not very close.
1472
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,216
We can always cut around this
if it gets too pathetic.
1473
01:29:25,426 --> 01:29:28,554
Tell us about your kids.
I know you got a whole slew of them.
1474
01:29:28,996 --> 01:29:31,487
I'm locked in a custody battle
at this time.
1475
01:29:31,699 --> 01:29:34,600
Custody is being forced upon me,
which I don't think is right.
1476
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:37,794
You know, if you don't want
the responsibility of children...
1477
01:29:38,005 --> 01:29:39,973
...you should be able to walk away...
1478
01:29:40,174 --> 01:29:44,406
...and apparently a couple of my
ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah.
1479
01:29:44,612 --> 01:29:47,080
Wherever my kids are, they're watching
The Dewey Cox Show...
1480
01:29:47,281 --> 01:29:50,114
...on Thursday nights at 8:00,
right after the local news.
1481
01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:52,781
And I just wanted to say
to everyone out there...
1482
01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:55,785
...l'm no longer mainlining acid
or smoking PCP.
1483
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:57,480
It's official.
1484
01:29:58,593 --> 01:30:01,653
Okay. Why don't we lighten it up
just a bit here?
1485
01:30:01,863 --> 01:30:05,959
You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you
have time to stop and smell the roses?
1486
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:08,461
I've got no fucking sense of smell.
1487
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:09,959
All right, I'm done.
1488
01:30:10,171 --> 01:30:14,369
- Come on, folks. Do a little research.
- That would've been nice information.
1489
01:30:15,710 --> 01:30:18,577
I'm sorry, I must be tired
from the show or something.
1490
01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:21,476
- It's okay.
- Yeah, Dewey, it's okay.
1491
01:30:21,682 --> 01:30:24,480
No, it's not okay.
I should be able to do this.
1492
01:30:24,685 --> 01:30:26,516
We're in no rush.
1493
01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:29,248
Should we get an
American Indian woman?
1494
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:33,257
No, that won't help. I mean,
it should already be pretty exciting.
1495
01:30:33,461 --> 01:30:35,520
There's three of you.
1496
01:30:35,863 --> 01:30:37,558
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1497
01:30:41,402 --> 01:30:42,664
Yeah.
1498
01:30:45,006 --> 01:30:46,667
- Dewey.
- Nate?
1499
01:30:46,874 --> 01:30:50,332
You were supposed to be double great.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
1500
01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:52,638
- I know.
- All I'm asking...
1501
01:30:52,847 --> 01:30:54,712
...is that you write one
masterpiece...
1502
01:30:54,916 --> 01:30:57,441
...that is the culmination
of your entire life.
1503
01:30:57,652 --> 01:30:58,641
How hard is that?
1504
01:30:59,086 --> 01:31:02,453
I'm empty, Nate. What do I do?
1505
01:31:02,657 --> 01:31:07,390
Dewey, who's the one person in your
life who's made you feel like shit?
1506
01:31:07,595 --> 01:31:09,961
- Pa.
- You need to talk to him, Dewey.
1507
01:31:10,832 --> 01:31:13,198
- I don't know.
- You need to hug him.
1508
01:31:13,868 --> 01:31:17,736
I have been putting this off
my entire life...
1509
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:20,600
...but I think you might be right.
1510
01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:25,411
The wrong kid died
1511
01:31:27,315 --> 01:31:29,215
Hello, Pa.
1512
01:31:33,221 --> 01:31:34,552
What do you want?
1513
01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:37,189
I feel like there's some things
I need to say to you.
1514
01:31:37,458 --> 01:31:39,858
Well, go on. Talk.
1515
01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:42,720
I've realized that...
1516
01:31:43,231 --> 01:31:47,224
...I never really said I was sorry
for what happened with Nate.
1517
01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:51,070
Pa, I've spent my entire life...
1518
01:31:51,272 --> 01:31:54,605
...trying to find love with wives...
1519
01:31:54,809 --> 01:31:56,640
...and hotel clerks...
1520
01:31:56,844 --> 01:31:58,903
...and tollbooth attendants...
1521
01:31:59,113 --> 01:32:02,241
...and giraffes and monkeys
and trampolines...
1522
01:32:02,450 --> 01:32:05,510
...and men who dress like women
and men who look like you.
1523
01:32:06,587 --> 01:32:11,251
And I realized the only person
I've ever really wanted to love me...
1524
01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:14,394
...was you, Pa.
1525
01:32:16,998 --> 01:32:18,898
Dewey, I don't know what to say.
1526
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:21,728
You don't have to say anything, Pa.
1527
01:32:21,936 --> 01:32:25,394
I just wanted to come here
and tell you that I loved you...
1528
01:32:26,073 --> 01:32:27,370
...and I always have.
1529
01:32:30,011 --> 01:32:35,244
I appreciate you finding the courage
to say that, Dewey.
1530
01:32:36,150 --> 01:32:38,618
But there's only one way
to settle this.
1531
01:32:40,955 --> 01:32:42,616
- Machetes.
- What?
1532
01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:45,553
The right kid is gonna die tonight.
1533
01:32:48,963 --> 01:32:50,863
You've been practicing!
1534
01:33:06,948 --> 01:33:08,347
No, Pa. No!
1535
01:33:08,549 --> 01:33:11,450
I been waiting for this
for a long time!
1536
01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:13,313
You have?
1537
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:21,059
Oh, no.
1538
01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,492
Oh, my goodness!
1539
01:33:23,698 --> 01:33:25,325
I halved myself.
1540
01:33:25,533 --> 01:33:28,024
Pa! No, Pa!
1541
01:33:28,235 --> 01:33:32,763
Dewey, I guess I never realized
until this moment...
1542
01:33:32,974 --> 01:33:38,276
...just how easy it is to accidentally
cut someone in half.
1543
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:39,468
It is, right?
1544
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,944
I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey.
1545
01:33:42,149 --> 01:33:45,209
Of course you didn't mean
to cut Nate in half.
1546
01:33:45,419 --> 01:33:47,546
It's all so obvious now.
1547
01:33:47,755 --> 01:33:48,949
Pa.
1548
01:33:49,156 --> 01:33:51,681
I should've been a better father
to you, Dewey.
1549
01:33:51,892 --> 01:33:55,487
I wish I spent more time
playing catch with you...
1550
01:33:55,696 --> 01:34:00,429
...and less time training my body
and mind to kill you in a machete fight.
1551
01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:03,900
You be a better father
than I was, Dewey.
1552
01:34:04,105 --> 01:34:05,367
I'll try, Pa.
1553
01:34:05,573 --> 01:34:07,200
It shouldn't be that hard.
1554
01:34:07,408 --> 01:34:08,602
In case I don't make it...
1555
01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:12,301
Pa! You're gonna make it!
It's the 1970s!
1556
01:34:12,513 --> 01:34:16,108
They got all kinds of new procedures
that can attach tops to bottoms now!
1557
01:34:16,317 --> 01:34:18,547
Hang in there! You're gonna be fine!
1558
01:34:18,753 --> 01:34:22,450
I reckon you're probably right.
Now, go call the doctor...
1559
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,285
...and bring me some ice, a lot of ice.
- Some ice.
1560
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,586
And a tourniquet.
Don't forget a tourniquet.
1561
01:34:27,795 --> 01:34:30,457
- All right, ice and a tourniquet?
- Ice and a tourniquet.
1562
01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:33,065
- And a tourniquet.
- Don't forget that tourniquet.
1563
01:34:33,267 --> 01:34:36,566
And you know those three words
you always wanted to hear, Dewey?
1564
01:34:36,771 --> 01:34:38,204
Well, here they are.
1565
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:39,973
I love...
1566
01:34:43,044 --> 01:34:44,102
You love what?
1567
01:34:44,478 --> 01:34:46,537
Pa, you love what?
1568
01:34:46,881 --> 01:34:48,974
What was the third word?
1569
01:34:49,183 --> 01:34:50,616
Come on, one more word!
1570
01:34:50,818 --> 01:34:52,979
No!
1571
01:34:55,089 --> 01:34:58,217
I want all you fucking parasites
out of my house...
1572
01:34:58,426 --> 01:34:59,757
...right now!
1573
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:02,690
I said, everybody out!
1574
01:35:03,264 --> 01:35:06,097
Well, look at you,
you arrogant cocksucker.
1575
01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:09,235
- How dare you.
- What happened to you, Dewey?
1576
01:35:09,437 --> 01:35:13,032
I don't know what's happened to me,
but I know what happened to you.
1577
01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:15,003
Patrick Duffy took a beating.
1578
01:35:17,344 --> 01:35:19,904
Stop it, Dewey, you son of a bitch.
1579
01:35:22,950 --> 01:35:25,885
Stop it! Patrick Duffy was only
saying what we were all feeling.
1580
01:35:26,087 --> 01:35:29,147
You get the hell away from me,
Cheryl Cox-Tiegs!
1581
01:35:32,993 --> 01:35:35,860
If you tear that sink off the wall,
I'm leaving you.
1582
01:35:36,063 --> 01:35:37,257
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1583
01:35:40,334 --> 01:35:42,768
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox.
1584
01:35:43,237 --> 01:35:44,704
No!
1585
01:36:32,253 --> 01:36:33,481
Dad?
1586
01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:38,948
Yes, what is it, son?
1587
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,958
I was just wondering
if you wanna have a catch.
1588
01:36:44,064 --> 01:36:45,224
A catch?
1589
01:36:47,401 --> 01:36:49,096
Son...
1590
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:54,006
...there is nothing in this world
I want more...
1591
01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:56,904
...than to have a catch with you.
1592
01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:02,648
Son, forgive me,
this is going to sound strange...
1593
01:37:03,684 --> 01:37:05,618
...but what is your name again?
1594
01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:08,948
I'm Dewey Junior,
but my friends call me "Dewdrop."
1595
01:37:09,590 --> 01:37:11,057
Well...
1596
01:37:15,095 --> 01:37:18,587
It's nice to formally meet you,
Dewdrop.
1597
01:37:18,866 --> 01:37:21,391
So this is catch.
1598
01:37:22,102 --> 01:37:25,230
This is what I been missing out
on all them years on the road, huh?
1599
01:37:26,073 --> 01:37:29,839
I like it, it's wonderful. You throw
it to me, I throw it back to you.
1600
01:37:30,044 --> 01:37:33,309
It's so simple, and yet so powerful.
1601
01:37:34,448 --> 01:37:36,507
Boy, you're really terrible
at this game.
1602
01:37:36,717 --> 01:37:39,345
Well, I mean, you never really
played with me before.
1603
01:37:39,553 --> 01:37:42,954
How am I supposed to learn?
A boy needs a dad.
1604
01:37:43,457 --> 01:37:45,220
Yes, he does.
1605
01:37:45,993 --> 01:37:49,622
Well, I reckon we got some lost time
to make up, you and me.
1606
01:37:49,830 --> 01:37:52,594
And all your brothers and sisters.
How many of you are there?
1607
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,930
Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And
also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters.
1608
01:37:57,137 --> 01:37:59,002
Holy shit.
1609
01:37:59,573 --> 01:38:00,767
This may take a while.
1610
01:38:03,978 --> 01:38:05,673
That's real good.
1611
01:38:08,549 --> 01:38:10,039
So beautiful.
1612
01:38:15,990 --> 01:38:17,582
Are you sure you're one of mine?
1613
01:38:42,216 --> 01:38:44,116
Go ahead and taste some dirt.
1614
01:38:44,318 --> 01:38:45,910
That's good dirt. That's good dirt.
1615
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:49,055
On the surface,
Macbeth is about revenge.
1616
01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:50,416
But what is the subtext?
1617
01:38:50,624 --> 01:38:53,752
A power struggle for the Scottish
royal family, that's what it is.
1618
01:38:53,961 --> 01:38:55,826
I just gave you it.
That one's a mulligan.
1619
01:39:02,169 --> 01:39:03,602
Yeah.
1620
01:39:17,017 --> 01:39:18,006
Hello, Dewey.
1621
01:39:19,086 --> 01:39:20,610
Darlene.
1622
01:39:20,821 --> 01:39:25,383
It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her
a present. It's a bracelet.
1623
01:39:26,627 --> 01:39:28,060
How's Glen Campbell?
1624
01:39:28,262 --> 01:39:29,991
He and I split up a long time ago.
1625
01:39:30,798 --> 01:39:31,924
Really?
1626
01:39:32,299 --> 01:39:34,199
It's just me these days.
1627
01:39:34,401 --> 01:39:35,766
At age 50.
1628
01:39:36,670 --> 01:39:39,662
Would you care to take a walk
with me, Darlene Madison?
1629
01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,299
I haven't been playing much music.
1630
01:39:45,079 --> 01:39:49,448
I realize now I wasn't much of a father
when I was out on the road.
1631
01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:51,876
Now this is what makes me happy.
1632
01:39:52,086 --> 01:39:55,886
Not the music, not getting high...
1633
01:39:56,090 --> 01:39:57,921
...just my family.
1634
01:39:58,125 --> 01:39:59,558
That's all I care about.
1635
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:02,456
And that family is missing one piece,
Darlene.
1636
01:40:03,364 --> 01:40:06,424
My God, you're as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1637
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:14,501
You don't want this dirty old Cox.
1638
01:40:14,708 --> 01:40:16,471
Oh, I want it more than ever.
1639
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:22,080
Did you wash your hair today?
1640
01:40:22,282 --> 01:40:24,978
I sure did. How could you tell?
1641
01:40:25,185 --> 01:40:27,551
It smells terrific.
1642
01:40:35,763 --> 01:40:36,923
I smelt it.
1643
01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:39,131
You mean?
1644
01:40:40,467 --> 01:40:42,264
I smelt it!
1645
01:40:43,570 --> 01:40:45,094
I can smell again!
1646
01:40:47,775 --> 01:40:49,208
I smelt it!
1647
01:40:49,410 --> 01:40:51,810
- I smell you.
- Smell it.
1648
01:40:52,279 --> 01:40:54,042
Oh, you've been driving me wild.
1649
01:40:54,815 --> 01:40:57,113
I smelt it! I smelt it!
1650
01:40:57,317 --> 01:40:59,217
I smelt it, God!
1651
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:01,854
It's a miracle!
1652
01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:03,921
I smell you, flowers.
1653
01:41:04,124 --> 01:41:05,421
I smell you, twig.
1654
01:41:07,628 --> 01:41:09,118
I smell horseshit!
1655
01:41:12,666 --> 01:41:14,566
It's horrible!
1656
01:41:14,768 --> 01:41:17,202
- But I can smell it!
- Smell that shit, baby!
1657
01:41:17,404 --> 01:41:19,099
I smelt it.
1658
01:41:24,978 --> 01:41:27,105
Anyway, that's when I learned...
1659
01:41:27,314 --> 01:41:31,011
...that Quaaludes and water-skiing
do not mix.
1660
01:41:31,218 --> 01:41:32,685
Now, you remember that.
1661
01:41:32,886 --> 01:41:35,286
How come you did all of that stuff,
Grandpa?
1662
01:41:35,489 --> 01:41:40,586
Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you.
I was young and stupid then.
1663
01:41:40,794 --> 01:41:42,955
I didn't understand a lot of things.
1664
01:41:43,163 --> 01:41:46,326
Think it had to do with how
I was reared as a boy.
1665
01:41:46,767 --> 01:41:49,327
But, you know, I got no complaints.
1666
01:41:49,536 --> 01:41:51,697
It's been a beautiful ride.
1667
01:41:52,206 --> 01:41:53,434
A beautiful ride?
1668
01:41:56,643 --> 01:41:59,111
A beautiful ride.
1669
01:42:00,147 --> 01:42:04,049
Dewey, sweetheart,
there's someone here to see you.
1670
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,153
Mr. Cox.
1671
01:42:09,990 --> 01:42:11,617
I'm sorry, have we met?
1672
01:42:12,059 --> 01:42:15,256
You worked with my father,
Kvetch L'Chaim.
1673
01:42:15,462 --> 01:42:16,827
You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy?
1674
01:42:17,030 --> 01:42:19,498
Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me.
1675
01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:22,134
Well, it's nice to see you again,
Dreidel L'Chaim.
1676
01:42:22,336 --> 01:42:23,564
The pleasure's all mine.
1677
01:42:23,770 --> 01:42:27,706
Listen, Mr. Cox,
there's something I want to show you.
1678
01:42:27,908 --> 01:42:30,001
I never rock a fella
But I rock a Cinderella
1679
01:42:30,210 --> 01:42:33,008
While she's sittin' in between
A nigga's legs like a cello
1680
01:42:33,213 --> 01:42:34,942
Must be those pair of double-Ds
1681
01:42:35,149 --> 01:42:37,515
That got a nigga sittin'
Rock-hard in his jeans
1682
01:42:38,452 --> 01:42:40,545
Time to play
Make your mouth into a hole, yo
1683
01:42:40,754 --> 01:42:41,914
Tell me how I feel
When I'm rockin' your boat
1684
01:42:42,122 --> 01:42:44,249
- I wanna make you fuckin'
- Hard
1685
01:42:46,326 --> 01:42:48,260
I'm so wet, I gotta make you
1686
01:42:48,462 --> 01:42:52,159
Hard
1687
01:42:54,568 --> 01:42:57,264
Mr. L'Chaim, how could you
allow them to do such a thing...
1688
01:42:57,471 --> 01:42:58,870
...with my husband's music?
1689
01:42:59,072 --> 01:43:00,869
Through the roof, we're selling.
1690
01:43:01,074 --> 01:43:03,702
Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper.
Sweet kid.
1691
01:43:03,911 --> 01:43:07,312
Anyway, he's introduced
a whole new generation...
1692
01:43:07,514 --> 01:43:09,482
...to the magic of Dewey Cox.
1693
01:43:09,683 --> 01:43:13,175
You could even play together.
Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package.
1694
01:43:14,488 --> 01:43:16,115
Anyway, as if that was not enough...
1695
01:43:16,323 --> 01:43:19,053
...they're giving Dewey the Lifetime
Achievement Award next month.
1696
01:43:21,662 --> 01:43:23,892
The Lifetime Achievement Award?
1697
01:43:24,097 --> 01:43:26,793
Baby, that's wonderful.
1698
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,527
You go on TV, they give you the award,
you play a song, it's a magical thing.
1699
01:43:30,904 --> 01:43:32,997
I can't go on TV and play.
1700
01:43:33,207 --> 01:43:34,572
- What? Why not?
- Why, Grandpa?
1701
01:43:34,775 --> 01:43:39,405
Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even
know if I can rock no more.
1702
01:43:39,613 --> 01:43:41,410
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1703
01:43:41,615 --> 01:43:43,640
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1704
01:43:43,850 --> 01:43:45,909
Well, I don't know that I can rock.
1705
01:43:47,354 --> 01:43:48,844
And besides that...
1706
01:43:51,558 --> 01:43:53,719
...I gave that life up for a reason.
1707
01:43:55,329 --> 01:43:57,763
I'm afraid of the temptations,
Darlene.
1708
01:43:57,965 --> 01:44:01,196
You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.
1709
01:44:01,969 --> 01:44:04,233
Just go out there
and sing your song.
1710
01:44:07,741 --> 01:44:09,902
I'm gonna need my band.
1711
01:44:20,787 --> 01:44:22,482
My hip.
1712
01:44:38,605 --> 01:44:40,163
Ladies and gentlemen...
1713
01:44:40,374 --> 01:44:44,674
... please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett
and Jackson Browne.
1714
01:44:44,878 --> 01:44:46,436
Walk hard
1715
01:44:47,981 --> 01:44:49,676
Hard
1716
01:44:50,217 --> 01:44:52,048
Down life's
1717
01:44:52,486 --> 01:44:54,579
- Rocky road
- Rocky road
1718
01:44:55,322 --> 01:44:56,619
Walk bold
1719
01:44:58,325 --> 01:45:00,190
Hard
1720
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:02,587
That's my creed
1721
01:45:03,230 --> 01:45:05,460
- My code
- My code
1722
01:45:05,732 --> 01:45:09,463
I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too
1723
01:45:10,437 --> 01:45:14,339
Had to struggle every day
My whole life through
1724
01:45:15,008 --> 01:45:18,910
Seen my share of the worst
This world can give
1725
01:45:19,479 --> 01:45:24,849
But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live
1726
01:45:25,285 --> 01:45:27,412
- Hi.
- Hey there.
1727
01:45:27,621 --> 01:45:28,610
Hello.
1728
01:45:28,822 --> 01:45:31,154
Oh, he is so cute.
1729
01:45:31,358 --> 01:45:33,519
What are you doing later, Dewey?
1730
01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:39,258
I am returning to the hotel
with my family.
1731
01:45:39,633 --> 01:45:41,567
Good night to you.
1732
01:45:43,704 --> 01:45:45,501
He fucked my grandma.
1733
01:45:45,706 --> 01:45:47,230
That's awesome.
1734
01:45:47,441 --> 01:45:48,465
Ghostface Killah.
1735
01:45:49,042 --> 01:45:51,442
Walking hard
I'm a real hard walker
1736
01:45:51,645 --> 01:45:54,170
Fast on the trigger
And a smooth talker
1737
01:45:54,381 --> 01:45:58,715
My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box
I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox
1738
01:45:58,919 --> 01:46:00,216
- Walk hard
- My skin stays scarred
1739
01:46:00,420 --> 01:46:01,910
You can ask God
1740
01:46:02,122 --> 01:46:04,147
Lots of ladies unsnapped they bras
1741
01:46:04,358 --> 01:46:06,826
Ask Lyle Lovett
I had sex on Mars
1742
01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:09,427
That's how we do it
When we walk hard
1743
01:46:09,629 --> 01:46:12,120
- Walk hard
- How do I walk? Hard as a stone
1744
01:46:12,332 --> 01:46:14,562
How do I walk?
Hard like a bone
1745
01:46:14,768 --> 01:46:17,134
- Walk hard
- How do I walk? Like a jackhammer tool
1746
01:46:17,337 --> 01:46:19,771
How do I walk?
Harder than Jewel
1747
01:46:19,973 --> 01:46:24,740
Tell me how we walk
Hard, hard, hard, hard
1748
01:46:24,945 --> 01:46:27,004
Oh, no. You're adorable.
1749
01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:30,115
Sam. What are y'all doing in here?
1750
01:46:30,317 --> 01:46:33,582
Dewey, get out of here.
You don't want no part of this shit.
1751
01:46:34,054 --> 01:46:35,043
What is it?
1752
01:46:35,255 --> 01:46:37,655
It's a medication
for erectile dysfunction.
1753
01:46:37,858 --> 01:46:39,348
It gives you a boner.
1754
01:46:39,559 --> 01:46:41,789
Not to be used if you have
a heart condition.
1755
01:46:41,995 --> 01:46:45,522
If boners last for more than four hours,
call more ladies.
1756
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:48,258
Well, that does sound tempting.
1757
01:46:48,468 --> 01:46:52,268
But do you know what, Sam?
I really don't want no part of that shit.
1758
01:46:52,706 --> 01:46:55,300
Did you hear what I said?
It gives you a boner.
1759
01:46:55,509 --> 01:46:57,943
Hate to let you down, old friend...
1760
01:46:58,145 --> 01:47:00,670
...but I don't wanna succumb
to the temptations.
1761
01:47:00,881 --> 01:47:03,179
- My girl
- My girl
1762
01:47:03,383 --> 01:47:06,682
Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah
1763
01:47:06,987 --> 01:47:08,249
My girl
1764
01:47:09,489 --> 01:47:10,717
The Temptations!
1765
01:47:10,924 --> 01:47:14,018
When it's cold outside
1766
01:47:14,928 --> 01:47:17,260
I got the month of May
1767
01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:30,001
Do I still have what it takes?
1768
01:47:30,710 --> 01:47:33,577
Am I still the man I used to be?
1769
01:47:35,081 --> 01:47:37,709
And do I even want to be?
1770
01:47:38,051 --> 01:47:40,212
You're still Dewey Cox.
1771
01:47:40,420 --> 01:47:43,583
And you're the only man
who ever will be.
1772
01:47:44,191 --> 01:47:45,681
But is that enough?
1773
01:47:45,892 --> 01:47:47,359
It's more than enough.
1774
01:47:49,796 --> 01:47:54,426
Nate. Have I fulfilled my promise
to be double great for the both of us?
1775
01:47:54,634 --> 01:47:57,728
Are you kidding?
You've made 44 gold records.
1776
01:47:58,138 --> 01:48:00,163
You've been addicted to,
and then kicked...
1777
01:48:00,373 --> 01:48:02,068
...almost every drug known to man.
1778
01:48:02,275 --> 01:48:05,438
You slept with 411 women
and three men.
1779
01:48:05,645 --> 01:48:08,580
Dewey, you have had
an awesome life.
1780
01:48:08,949 --> 01:48:10,917
I have, haven't I?
1781
01:48:11,117 --> 01:48:12,880
You sure have.
1782
01:48:14,321 --> 01:48:17,848
- Pa.
- Son, you learned the hard way.
1783
01:48:18,058 --> 01:48:20,891
You can't spend all your time
thinking about Dewey Cox.
1784
01:48:21,094 --> 01:48:23,722
You gotta think about the world
and your family.
1785
01:48:23,930 --> 01:48:26,194
But then, at the same time...
1786
01:48:26,399 --> 01:48:27,923
Are you my inner child?
1787
01:48:28,134 --> 01:48:31,103
- Yeah, Dewey, I'm you.
- He's us.
1788
01:48:31,338 --> 01:48:34,739
You realized you gotta take care
of Dewey Cox.
1789
01:48:34,941 --> 01:48:38,035
That's a little different
than what I was saying.
1790
01:48:38,245 --> 01:48:39,473
You're all right.
1791
01:48:39,679 --> 01:48:44,707
Pa, inner child, Nate,
my own reflection.
1792
01:48:45,318 --> 01:48:48,810
I've learned that I can't spend
all my time thinking about Dewey Cox.
1793
01:48:49,022 --> 01:48:51,547
And I've also learned
I need to love Dewey Cox.
1794
01:48:51,758 --> 01:48:54,318
I can't spend all my time
thinking about other people.
1795
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:56,223
I have to focus on myself.
1796
01:48:56,429 --> 01:49:01,264
But also not focus on myself
and instead focus on other people.
1797
01:49:01,468 --> 01:49:03,095
It's all so clear now.
1798
01:49:03,837 --> 01:49:06,499
It's not about yourself
and other people.
1799
01:49:06,706 --> 01:49:08,970
- Mama.
- It's about the music.
1800
01:49:09,175 --> 01:49:12,440
- It's about the music.
- It always has been.
1801
01:49:13,380 --> 01:49:14,972
It always has been.
1802
01:49:15,181 --> 01:49:17,342
It always has been.
1803
01:49:17,951 --> 01:49:21,216
- Who are you?
- I'm your feminine side.
1804
01:49:21,421 --> 01:49:23,946
I've been waiting for you
to get in touch with me.
1805
01:49:26,626 --> 01:49:28,423
We heard him sing
about walking hard...
1806
01:49:28,628 --> 01:49:31,859
...and we learned a little something
about how we wanted to walk.
1807
01:49:32,432 --> 01:49:35,868
What do we think about
when we think about Cox?
1808
01:49:36,069 --> 01:49:37,866
He's been called the Drifter.
1809
01:49:38,071 --> 01:49:42,440
Also the Shape Shifter,
the Master Chef, the Chameleon.
1810
01:49:42,642 --> 01:49:45,008
The Problem Child. The Hard One.
1811
01:49:45,211 --> 01:49:48,112
The White Indian. The Giant Midget.
1812
01:49:48,348 --> 01:49:51,613
If Elvis and Buddy Holly are
the Cain and Abel of rock 'n' roll...
1813
01:49:51,818 --> 01:49:53,979
...and Bruce Springsteen
is Zechariah...
1814
01:49:54,187 --> 01:49:55,984
...lggy Pop is Methuselah...
1815
01:49:56,189 --> 01:49:59,818
...and, of course, Neil Young
is the wise prophet Ezekiel...
1816
01:50:00,026 --> 01:50:02,790
...then what does
that make Dewey Cox?
1817
01:50:02,996 --> 01:50:04,725
Well, I don't know what God...
1818
01:50:04,931 --> 01:50:06,125
Mr. Cox?
1819
01:50:06,933 --> 01:50:09,458
I don't wanna rush him,
but he goes on in a minute.
1820
01:50:10,971 --> 01:50:15,738
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my great honor to introduce...
1821
01:50:15,942 --> 01:50:19,207
...for the first time on-stage
in 25 years...
1822
01:50:19,412 --> 01:50:22,472
...performing his final masterpiece...
1823
01:50:22,682 --> 01:50:25,207
...that will sum up his entire life...
1824
01:50:25,418 --> 01:50:26,976
Mr. Cox?
1825
01:50:27,287 --> 01:50:28,845
...the one, the only...
1826
01:50:29,055 --> 01:50:30,613
I'm ready.
1827
01:50:30,824 --> 01:50:32,758
...Mr. Dewey Cox.
1828
01:50:48,642 --> 01:50:50,633
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
1829
01:50:51,111 --> 01:50:52,942
You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.
1830
01:50:53,146 --> 01:50:55,910
This is the first song I've written
in a very long time.
1831
01:50:56,116 --> 01:50:57,174
I hope you enjoy it.
1832
01:50:59,319 --> 01:51:02,083
Now that I have lived
1833
01:51:02,722 --> 01:51:05,885
A lifetime's worth of days
1834
01:51:06,459 --> 01:51:08,950
Finally I see
1835
01:51:09,796 --> 01:51:13,527
The folly of my ways
1836
01:51:14,734 --> 01:51:17,396
So listen when I sing of
1837
01:51:17,771 --> 01:51:20,569
The temptations of this world
1838
01:51:21,307 --> 01:51:24,299
Fancy cars and needles
1839
01:51:26,079 --> 01:51:29,981
Whiskey, flesh and pearls
1840
01:51:30,350 --> 01:51:33,046
And then in the end
1841
01:51:33,586 --> 01:51:36,487
It's family and friends
1842
01:51:37,290 --> 01:51:39,417
Loving yourself
1843
01:51:39,793 --> 01:51:42,318
But not only yourself
1844
01:51:42,696 --> 01:51:46,291
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
1845
01:51:46,499 --> 01:51:50,458
And the young girls you've made cry
1846
01:51:50,670 --> 01:51:55,232
It's about make a little music
Every day till you die
1847
01:51:56,009 --> 01:51:58,500
It's a beautiful ride
1848
01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:02,512
Beautiful ride
1849
01:52:02,716 --> 01:52:04,308
A beautiful ride
1850
01:52:04,517 --> 01:52:08,647
Beautiful ride
1851
01:52:10,690 --> 01:52:13,784
Beautiful
1852
01:52:13,993 --> 01:52:18,862
Beautiful ride
1853
01:52:19,632 --> 01:52:22,533
As I stand on the precipice of death
1854
01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,564
My perspective is enormous
1855
01:52:26,239 --> 01:52:28,799
Every leaf, every cloud
1856
01:52:29,209 --> 01:52:32,372
I see the hands
Which have formed us
1857
01:52:32,779 --> 01:52:35,043
And some days all you got
1858
01:52:35,782 --> 01:52:38,444
Is a nighttime graveyard walk
1859
01:52:38,852 --> 01:52:41,844
And you whistle some sweet melody
1860
01:52:42,055 --> 01:52:46,151
To the ghosts down at the dock
1861
01:52:47,160 --> 01:52:49,094
Sing into your hand
1862
01:52:50,463 --> 01:52:52,988
Lead the marching band
1863
01:52:53,633 --> 01:52:58,127
Don't you let 'em fade
Your colors gray
1864
01:52:59,773 --> 01:53:02,401
'Cause when all is said and done
1865
01:53:02,942 --> 01:53:05,467
When youth is spent and burned
1866
01:53:06,346 --> 01:53:09,076
You'll see that it's all about
1867
01:53:09,282 --> 01:53:10,408
Music
1868
01:53:10,817 --> 01:53:11,977
Flowers
1869
01:53:12,519 --> 01:53:13,508
Babies
1870
01:53:14,154 --> 01:53:15,781
Sharin' the good times
1871
01:53:15,989 --> 01:53:18,014
Travelin' not just for business
1872
01:53:18,224 --> 01:53:20,658
Accepting your mortality
1873
01:53:20,860 --> 01:53:26,093
This is finally what I've learned
1874
01:53:26,599 --> 01:53:29,500
And then in the end
1875
01:53:29,702 --> 01:53:32,637
It's family and friends
1876
01:53:33,406 --> 01:53:35,533
Loving yourself
1877
01:53:35,842 --> 01:53:38,675
But not only yourself
1878
01:53:39,245 --> 01:53:42,214
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
1879
01:53:42,582 --> 01:53:46,678
And the young girls you've made cry
1880
01:53:46,953 --> 01:53:52,357
It's about make a little music
Every day till you die
1881
01:53:52,559 --> 01:53:54,026
It's a beautiful ride
1882
01:53:54,227 --> 01:53:59,255
Beautiful ride
1883
01:54:00,466 --> 01:54:06,200
Beautiful ride
1884
01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:09,673
Beautiful
1885
01:54:10,076 --> 01:54:13,102
Beautiful ride
1886
01:54:13,313 --> 01:54:17,909
Beautiful ride
1887
01:54:19,652 --> 01:54:24,954
Beautiful ride
1888
01:54:25,959 --> 01:54:28,723
Beautiful
1889
01:54:29,195 --> 01:54:36,294
Beautiful ride
1890
01:59:35,334 --> 01:59:36,824
Walk hard
1891
01:59:38,804 --> 01:59:40,294
Hard
1892
01:59:41,607 --> 01:59:43,131
Down life's
1893
01:59:44,310 --> 01:59:46,210
Rocky road
1894
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:49,404
Walk bold
1895
01:59:51,217 --> 01:59:52,206
Hard
1896
01:59:53,653 --> 01:59:55,382
That's my creed
1897
01:59:57,190 --> 01:59:59,988
My code
1898
02:00:00,193 --> 02:00:01,717
Walk hard
1899
02:00:03,329 --> 02:00:04,489
Walk hard
1900
02:00:06,532 --> 02:00:08,830
Walk hard
1901
02:00:10,036 --> 02:00:16,965
Walk hard