1 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,638 (pager beeping) 2 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,277 - How's my mother doing? - Not so good today. 3 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,537 (woman on PA) 4 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,802 Why weren't you in here before? 5 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,221 - (man) The doctor said... - Screw the doctor. 6 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,474 Mom. 7 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,062 - You should save your strength. - Jack, if I go... 8 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,397 Mom, you're not going to go. 9 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,817 If I go, I want you to make me a promise. 10 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,324 - Say, "I promise. " - I promise. 11 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,992 That you'll always love me. 12 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:19,995 Of course, Mom. 13 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,372 And you'll never get married. 14 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,335 Mom, no, no. 15 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,712 I can't promise that. 16 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:33,217 No girl could love you like I did, Jack. You'll be unhappy. Don't do it. 17 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,095 - Mom, don't say that. - (knuckles crack) 18 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,847 Promise me, Jack. Never. 19 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,517 Mom, that's a huge thing to ask. 20 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,520 Mom... Mom! 21 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,855 Mom! Mom! 22 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:51,193 Mom, come back! I promise I won't get married! 23 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,613 (musical medley plays) 24 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,950 (Jack) That's Mrs. Lupo with the cable installer. 25 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,745 I'm Jack Singer, and I was hired by Mrs. Lupo's paranoid husband, 26 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,081 who turned out not to be so paranoid. 27 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,959 I feel for the guy. I really do. 28 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,294 I feel for all these people, men and women, 29 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,756 the cheaters and cheated on, sneaking around hotel lobbies 30 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,841 looking over their shoulders. 31 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:24,513 I'm sorry, but they only confirm what my crazy mother said about marriage: 32 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,182 that it's a disaster waiting to happen. 33 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,184 Although my job can get depressing, 34 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,019 at least it's not dangerous, 35 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,355 and I do hear some great stories. 36 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,858 My wife is having an affair with Mike Tyson. 37 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,613 "Mike Tyson" Mike Tyson? 38 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,699 Yeah. 39 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,036 That's her. That's Millie. 40 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:53,917 Well, she's a beautiful girl. 41 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:58,130 - When I think of the two of 'em! - All right. Calm down. Calm down. 42 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,965 Let's just think this through. 43 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:04,261 Now, my first question, obviously: 44 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,555 - You've seen them together? - What? 45 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,100 You've seen them together? Your wife and Mr. Tyson? 46 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,061 - You don't believe me either! - Of course I believe you. 47 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:16,064 - I just need a place to start. - Everybody thinks I'm nuts! 48 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,400 The guys at the plant. Everybody. 49 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,945 They tell me she's sneaking with Freddy Ramirez at the Sunrise Motel, 50 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,072 but I know it's the champ. 51 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,615 She wouldn't cheat with a piece of shit 52 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,201 like Freddy Ramirez, beautiful girl like that. 53 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,414 I'm sure you're right. Don't get me wrong, OK? 54 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,751 But, hey, for openers, let's say I follow this Ramirez around... 55 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,086 Make sure it's not him. 56 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:40,297 - You're all the same. - Mr. Tomashefsky. 57 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,508 - Nobody believes me. - Don’t just take off. 58 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,472 I'm sure it's hard to talk about, but I'm a good listener! 59 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,931 Mr. Tomashefsky! 60 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,185 - Leave me alone! - Hi, Bob. 61 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,897 (Jack) It's not glamorous work, that's the bottom line. 62 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,565 So why am I telling you all of this? 63 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,902 Because ll do have an amazing story to tell 64 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,946 about me and my girlfriend, Betsy Nolan. 65 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:08,492 She teaches second grade at the Skelton School in Manhattan, 66 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,494 and she's the love of my life. 67 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:14,122 - I just haven't been able to marry her. - Milton moved out? 68 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,124 (woman) Thursday. 69 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:19,002 I had ordered Chinese, and he says, "Chinese again?" 70 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,963 Then he comes out with his suitcase already packed! 71 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,926 I know David's been very quiet. I thought that something was wrong. 72 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,013 Listen, Judy, if there's anything that I can do... 73 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:33,016 Thanks. I thought it was important that you know. 74 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,351 I'm so sorry. 75 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,188 - Bye, David. - Bye. 76 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,232 - (Betsy) See you tomorrow, OK? - OK. 77 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,401 - Bye. - Come on, sweetie. 78 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:46,113 - (Jack) I was in the neighborhood. - What a nice surprise. 79 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:51,660 Oh. Forgot about that. Tough day, huh? 80 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,455 It's so awful. And besides David, they have a two-year old. 81 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,707 - That's my point. - About what? 82 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,501 People get married, and then they do 83 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,003 the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other. 84 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,882 Not all people. Come on, Jack. That's your mother talking. 85 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:11,304 - I dreamt about her again last night. - Was she naked again? 86 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,099 Hey, I only had one dream where she was naked. 87 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,393 - She was vacuuming. - Still... 88 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,936 It wasn't sexual. 89 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,605 - It was about cleanliness. - (Betsy laughs) 90 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,983 (Jack) She's so great. When I play poker, 91 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,111 she helps with the food, and she's funny with the guys. 92 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:31,324 Now, the ones with those pretty crowns, they're called kings? 93 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,535 Kidding! 94 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,537 - Is she the best? - She's the best. 95 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,664 Now shut up already. Let's play. 96 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,499 (Jack) And sometimes, if she's off from school, 97 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,877 she'll go out with me on a tail job. 98 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:46,047 OK, Rolexes, 35 dollars. Downtown, they're 45. 99 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,799 Bada-bing, bada-bang. 100 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,886 - There he is. - That's him? 101 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:54,598 - (woman, indistinct) - That fat pig? And he has four kids? 102 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,058 Just a little louder. They might not have heard you. 103 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,811 - I'm hungry. How about you? - (Jack) Wait a beat. 104 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:02,939 Now. 105 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,447 This is very hard being inconspicuous. 106 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:14,743 It's a gift. Your problem is you're much too beautiful for this kind of work. 107 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,121 Me? I'm everyman. 108 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,581 Here we go. 109 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,751 Oh, God. 110 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:29,174 Ugh! This is so depressing. 111 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,927 But it doesn't mean that we'd wind up like this, Jack, it doesn't. 112 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,428 No. It doesn't. 113 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,767 Jack, stop with your mother already. 114 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,894 I try, but I can't. 115 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,688 So why don't you go see a shrink? 116 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,568 It's too much money, and I prefer to work it out myself. 117 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:54,115 - As long as you wait for me. - Of course I'll wait for you. 118 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,370 Sometimes I'm afraid to go to sleep. 119 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,122 Maybe you won't dream about her. 120 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:07,170 - Maybe I'll just read. - Come here, you big lug. 121 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,310 (Jack) A year later, things with Betsy and me... 122 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,314 Well, they just started to get very shaky. 123 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,318 (Betsy on machine) I feel as if I might be coming down with something. 124 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,446 She was finding excuses not to come over, 125 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,366 and when she did, things weren't the same. 126 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,119 I'm losing her. 127 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,455 Speaking of losing, you owe me 50 from the Notre Dame game. 128 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:46,209 - Sally, I love her. - Love her or not, that's a different... 129 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,420 Sally. Villanova-Georgetown. 130 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,879 You want Georgetown, you gotta give three. 131 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,508 - Uptown, it's two and a half. - Cha Cha, do me a favor. Bet uptown. 132 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,635 Jack, if you love her, then marry her. 133 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,180 It's not the end of the world. The decline, yes, but not the end. 134 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,766 - Thanks very much. - Ask anybody. 135 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:06,146 - She's different. - I repeat... Ask anybody. 136 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,150 (Italian music plays) 137 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,787 - This isn't good, Jack. - Order something else. 138 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,123 I'm talking about us. 139 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,630 - We're just going through a down phase. - No, it's bigger than that. 140 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,384 I feel like I'm counting on something that may never happen. 141 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,888 Jack, we have to go to the next step. 142 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,559 Is this, like, an ultimatum? 143 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:48,063 No, I'm just telling you that I won't be a girlfriend forever. 144 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,816 There's too much that I want. I want kids and a family. 145 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,236 Jack, I've got to know what the deal is with us. 146 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,032 - I'm in love with you. - And I'm in love with you. 147 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,285 But I need a commitment. Life's too short. 148 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,497 I want to be married. 149 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,464 (thunder cracks) 150 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,259 (Betsy) Light's green. 151 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,969 (Jack) Let's get married tomorrow. 152 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,182 Let's just do it... get on a plane, go to Vegas and do it. 153 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,142 - Now. - (cars honking) 154 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,480 - You're serious? - I must be. My legs are paralyzed. 155 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,524 Oh, sweetie! 156 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,609 (Jack) The die was cast. 157 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,113 If I had just said "city hall," the story would end here, 158 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,033 but I didn't, and Betsy and I took our fateful trip to Vegas. 159 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,159 (♪ Bruce Springsteen: Viva! Las Vegas) 160 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,093 (car honks) 161 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,664 (Jack) The man in the limo was Tommy Korman, the gambler, 162 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,375 and he was about to enter my life. 163 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,297 Yep. Home, sweet home. 164 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,302 How you doin'? 165 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,971 (Elvises chattering) 166 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,350 I was with two fine-looking women last night. 167 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,811 One was so fine. She reminded me of Debra Paget. 168 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,063 She made Debra Paget look like a boy. 169 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,648 What? 170 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,319 Look at all these Elvises here. It looks like a friggin' zoo. 171 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,696 - It's a freakin' zoo. - (man) Mr. Korman! 172 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,868 Mr. Korman, Mr. Sandwich, Buddy Walker. Welcome to Bally's. 173 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,497 I've replaced Tony Carmelo. I didn't know if you'd heard. 174 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,833 It escaped my attention. 175 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,627 I wondered if I could have a word with you. 176 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,504 It's all right. 177 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,881 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. 178 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:25,220 - Tommy, we have a small problem. - Oh, yeah? 179 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:28,807 Penthouse A is not available, but... 180 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,934 - Oh? - (Buddy groans) 181 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,145 Buddy? I would like Penthouse A, 182 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,565 where I've stayed for 15 years, made up for me now. 183 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,775 (machines chiming) 184 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,903 The president of Brazil is in there. 185 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,573 I don't care if Ming the Friggin' Merciless is in there. Get him out. 186 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,741 OK? 187 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,786 - Will do. - Good. 188 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,666 Now I shake your hand. That's great, Buddy. 189 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,219 (woman on PA) Welcome to McCarran Field, Las Vegas, Nevada... 190 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,305 the family fun capital of America. 191 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,058 - Good luck. - We just got here! 192 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,977 Oh, my God! 193 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,562 Oh, my God! 194 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,689 (swimmers chattering) 195 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:25,280 Oof! This is some heat. It's got to be 110, easy. 196 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,990 No, but it's dry. 197 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,616 That's what these schmucks say. 198 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,243 - "150, but it's dry. " - Yeah. 199 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,495 So hot you friggin' can't see straight. 200 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,206 Excuse me, gentlemen. Would you like chaises? 201 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,875 - What? - Chaises. 202 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,210 - Chaises? - Yes, sir. 203 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,714 - What's your name? - Gary, sir. 204 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,217 Well, "Gary sir," do you understand that there's no more ozone layer left? 205 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,303 That you could get arrested for friggin' manslaughter, 206 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,597 lettin' people lay out here? 207 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,682 - You find that funny? - No, sir. 208 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,642 (woman on PA) May I have your attention... 209 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,269 Here. Remember that, all right? 210 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,105 (Gary) Thank you, sir. 211 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,482 (exhales deeply) 212 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:05,737 - Remember Donna and her sunbaths? - Yeah. Who knew back then? 213 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,781 Yeah. Who knew? 214 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,250 Vegas. Miami. Wherever. 215 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,212 She'd lay out there all day with them Sidney Sheldon books... 216 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,298 and her coconut oil. 217 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:31,012 Doctor said they never saw skin like that, like a saddlebag. 218 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,647 - We got a game tonight? - No. Not yet. 219 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,275 - It's OK. - Tommy... 220 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,821 - She was a great girl, Donna. - Yeah. 221 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,032 I should've got her out of the sun. 222 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,703 Twelve bucks! No air-conditioning either. 223 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,581 - I ain't going to tip him. - Hound dog can't even speak English. 224 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,209 (Betsy and Jack chuckling) 225 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,544 I gotta get a suit like that. 226 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,968 - That was some fighter. - Yeah, that was some fighter. 227 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,054 He knocked down Holmes twice. 228 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,848 Twice. Hey, Tommy, let's go say "hi," no? 229 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,518 - Go ahead. - Hey, champ, how you doing? 230 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,395 - You look great. How you doing? - Real good. 231 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,313 What about that Holmes fight the other day? What happened? 232 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,607 When Holmes went... What'd he do? 233 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,067 Wham. 234 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,423 What, what, what? 235 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,634 Look over there. 236 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,723 - It's unbelievable. - Everything. 237 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,101 Her legs. It's Donna. 238 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,106 Look at all those Indian Elvises. 239 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,608 Yeah, they loved his movie Blue Calcutta. 240 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,193 Come here. 241 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,196 This is unbelievable. 242 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,531 You're unbelievable. 243 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,701 I want to get you in that room, tear the bedspread off... 244 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,162 Yoo-hoo! Can I get a room? 245 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,373 This is God giving me a second chance. 246 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,083 There is no doubt about it. 247 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,211 - What if they're married? - Look at them. 248 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,964 There's no way they're married. 249 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,475 - (Betsy) Yikes. - (both chuckle) 250 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,981 Oh, my God. Jack! 251 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,942 - We can't afford this! - I got a deal through Sally Molars. 252 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,446 120 bucks a night. Is this great or what? 253 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,384 (Betsy sighs) 254 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,228 What'd you think of that mirror? 255 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,022 I liked it. 256 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,110 I never realized I had such a beautiful, round behind. 257 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,571 Or was that you? 258 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,365 That might've been me. 259 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,206 It's 2:30 already. 260 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:53,840 Well, maybe we should get some lunch, do a little gambling... 261 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,009 ...and then get... 262 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,306 I'm very happy. I want you to know that. 263 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,976 And I love you so, so much. 264 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,562 Oh, I'm glad. 265 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,982 - (water running) - (slider opens) 266 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,950 Yeah. Hi. This is Jack Singer in the Ali Baba Suite. 267 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:24,412 Yeah, you can take the "Do Not Disturb" off my phone now. Thanks. 268 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,602 (woman on PA) May I have your attention, please. Bally's is happy to introduce... 269 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,479 There's a poker game for new guests, 4:00 to 6:00. 270 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,150 That could be fun. You could get a swim. I play. 271 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,861 - And then we're off. - Where should we go? 272 00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,615 They have all these chapels. We'll just pick the most outrageous one. 273 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,326 Your hand is wet. 274 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,995 I'm nervous, but I'm OK. 275 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,247 I want to do this. 276 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:12,126 - Maybe we should go now. - In this heat? It's 108 degrees. 277 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:16,464 Come on. No, no, no, we waited this long, we should do it right. 278 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,008 Wait till the sun sets. Get dressed up. 279 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,304 - Jack, please. - It's not just another excuse. 280 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,556 Hey. 281 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:29,393 - We're here to get married. - And to be together. 282 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,145 Absolutely. 283 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,814 So why do you have to play poker? 284 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,150 Let's just hang out together. 285 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,653 It'll relax me. It's a fast game with some yokels. 286 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,696 I'll probably make enough to pay for the whole trip. 287 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,574 Listen. It's right here, $1,000 dollars in credits, 288 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,619 so you're, like, covered if you get murdered on a hand. 289 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,915 This is just a promotional thing, basically. Relax. 290 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,420 It's two hours. Then we get married. End of story. 291 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,966 I don't know. 292 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,720 Really glad you could make it... Jack, right? 293 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,931 Yeah. It's my pleasure. 294 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,849 You know, with all these Elvises... 295 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,268 - Excuse me... - (clears throat) 296 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,687 Excuse me, Elvises running around, no? 297 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,564 I haven't seen so many sideburns since West Side Story. 298 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:23,114 That's very funny. Wait. That's New York wit. Am I right? 299 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,199 New York wit? 300 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:31,330 So, Tommy, you organize this for the hotel? The game? 301 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,834 Right. I'm... 302 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,920 I'm retired from the dress business, and I basically play for fun. 303 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,383 And the hotel asked me to help make the guests feel at home. 304 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,344 - So a two-hour card game. - Nobody gets too badly hurt. 305 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,514 - Sure. - Come on, come on. Let's play. 306 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,810 The natives are getting restless. So we'd better get going. 307 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,863 (woman on PA) Telephone call for Betsy Nolan. Betsy Nolan. 308 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,332 Excuse... Jack, would you like me to turn up the air-conditioning? 309 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,084 - No, thanks. - Sure? 310 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,502 (Jack) Yeah. I'm fine. 311 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,757 See the raise. 312 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,176 Bump 20. 313 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,429 Can't catch a break here. 314 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,432 - Get me a sandwich or something. - Yes, sir. 315 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,311 - I see it. - (Tommy) Well, boys... 316 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,772 the good Lord was kind enough to bless me with a full boat. 317 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,774 Fives over jacks. 318 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:44,195 - Shit. - Well, the King is out, boys. 319 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,951 I have $20 left. I probably should go. 320 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:55,790 Personally, I think you're playing very well. It's just some bad luck. 321 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,959 You're playing perfect. Just some bad luck. 322 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,796 Look, guys, I don't have this kind of money to lose. 323 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,632 What really concerns me here, Jack, is you're gonna go back 324 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,885 to New York with a bad feeling about Vegas. 325 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,889 - That concerns me. - I really won't. 326 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,100 He's scared. That's natural. 327 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,644 (Jack) Hey, look, it's not a matter of being scared, OK? 328 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,815 What? It's just money? 329 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,819 - Yeah. It's just money. - Well. 330 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:28,406 Tell you what. Here. You just activated your line of credit. 331 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,742 Here's a thousand. 332 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,538 You lose it, it's on the hotel. You win it, you pay it back. Fair? 333 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,332 Well, this afternoon he wanted to play in this poker game... 334 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,668 that they have for new guests. 335 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,504 Mom, I can't hear you. Oh, thanks. 336 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,842 You know, it's like an introductory game. 337 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,844 I'll bet 200. 338 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,181 See it. 339 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:05,151 - See it. - Well, I'm out. 340 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,990 See the 200 and... Oh, God... 341 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,493 ...raise a hundred. 342 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,538 Too rich for my blood. 343 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,540 See your hundred. 344 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:28,549 Raise you... a thousand. 345 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,388 This is out of control. 346 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,475 I'm out. 347 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,644 See the thousand. 348 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,901 - We're it, huh? - Just us chickens. 349 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,114 Both. 350 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,741 Aces over eights. 351 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,369 - Shit! - Excellent! 352 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,829 This is terrific. 353 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,542 You played that hand like, "Forget about it," huh? 354 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,253 Thanks. I'm in a regular game in the city. 355 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,673 Really? You got to tell me that. 356 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,932 I'll call you right before the ceremony. 357 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:21,101 Like 10:30 your time. 358 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,811 Of course I'm excited. What do you think? 359 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:35,699 (Elvis impersonator) ♪ Well, bright light city gonna set my soul 360 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:38,661 ♪ Gonna set my soul on fire 361 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,664 - ♪ I got a whole lot of money... - Could you shut the fuck up? 362 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,084 Tony, there's absolutely no need for that type of language here. 363 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,504 All right. Oh... 364 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,424 I raise... 500. 365 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,096 I fold. 366 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,642 Well, baby, the King must fold. 367 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,814 I'll see the 500... 368 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,816 ...and I'll raise 2,000. 369 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:13,904 - You must have tremendous confidence. - I have tremendous confidence. 370 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,032 Say "good night," Gracie. 371 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,411 A little confidence ain't going to get it, kid. 372 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:26,125 I see the 2,500 and raise you three grand. 373 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,836 I think you got nothin'. 374 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:32,089 That's your constitutional right. 375 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:35,301 OK. That's the kind of game we're going to play... 376 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,430 That's five to me... 377 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,685 ...and... 378 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:47,855 I raise you 8,000. 379 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,233 (man) Tommy, I thought we were playing for fun. 380 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,193 This is fun. 381 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,071 ♪ Wise men say 382 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,365 ♪ Only fools rush in 383 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,701 Eddie, please. 384 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:05,039 We may have to institute a ban on singing here. 385 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:08,375 I'll see the eight grand. I'll raise you ten. 386 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,921 Can I borrow 21 grand, please? 387 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:16,091 Twenty-one grand? 388 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,096 You know you can buy a friggin' Volvo for 21 grand? Turbo? 389 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,558 I know what I'm doin'. 390 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:31,774 - You got some guts, kid. - It's not guts. It's realism. 391 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,903 (chatter) 392 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,914 There's 83 grand in there. 393 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:52,795 Jackson, what's the word? 394 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,509 I'll see it... 395 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,721 ...and I'll raise you ten. 396 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,848 25,000 more, please. 397 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,686 This kid's got some set of balls. Am I right? 398 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,481 My hat's off to you, kid. 399 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:15,109 My shirt too, probably, the way you play. 400 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,077 To you. 401 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,376 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. 402 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,464 Well, might as well go down in flames. 403 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,264 What do you got? 404 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:50,144 Sorry, man. Straight flush to the jack. 405 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,527 That's... That's one for the books. 406 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,697 (sighs) 407 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,824 To the queen. 408 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,537 To the queen. 409 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,165 (gasping) 410 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,834 That's a tough break. 411 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,755 Would you like a fruit plate? 412 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,381 (woman on PA, indistinct) 413 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,182 I'm not assessing any blame here. 414 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:34,021 But the reality is that you're in a tremendous amount of trouble. 415 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,232 - If I go to a loan shark... - Loan shark? 416 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,777 What loan shark's going to give you 65,000? 417 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,737 If you haven't got it, there's no way you can pay it back. 418 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,530 If you can, give it to me. 419 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,369 - I can't. - Nonpayment of debts. 420 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,789 That's extremely serious everywhere. 421 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,875 I mean, among people. Among countries, governments... They don't give a shit. 422 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:57,085 Am I right? They stiff everybody. 423 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,257 But... (clears throat) ... individuals... 424 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,721 They are expected to pay debts. 425 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,224 Especially gambling debts. 426 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,770 That's the essence of gambling. 427 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,313 You risk something. 428 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,567 If you put up money you haven't got and can't get... 429 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,279 That's the lowest. 430 00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:29,910 People... 431 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:33,330 People can get badly injured. 432 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:35,582 Jack, I'm talking physically. 433 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,712 Maybe we could work out something over a period of a couple years. 434 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,633 Hey, what do you think? You're buying a damn washer and dryer? 435 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,594 You owe Tommy Korman $65,000, you understand? 436 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,681 Look, I'll rack my brain. 437 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,892 It's all right. I already racked mine. 438 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,895 - Do you have a solution? - I do. 439 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,863 I want... 440 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,952 ...your girlfriend for the weekend. 441 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,540 Betsy? How do you know Betsy? 442 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,209 I don't... I don't know Betsy. 443 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:24,006 I don't know her. I saw her over there in the lobby. 444 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,927 See, my wife Donna... May she rest in peace... 445 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:32,180 They look identical. I mean, they could be twins. 446 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:35,726 Now, I'm willing to wipe out the 65 bills... 447 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,438 ...if you let me spend the weekend with her. 448 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,941 We're getting married tonight. 449 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:47,279 No, no, no, not tonight. After the weekend. 450 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:53,076 And, Jack, I'll be a perfect gentleman. 451 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:57,539 I just want company. 452 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,002 She won't agree to this. 453 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,713 If she loves you, she'll agree to this. 454 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,761 (up-tempo music over PA) 455 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,471 (woman on PA) May I have your attention, please. 456 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,597 Hi! 457 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,350 Bally's Casino Resort is pleased to announce... 458 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:18,977 another $12,000 winner... 459 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:24,024 on one of Bally's hot 97 percent dollar slot machines. 460 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,443 Congratulations to the winner. 461 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,376 What happened? 462 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,713 We, uh... 463 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,259 We have to have a serious talk. 464 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,429 (crowd cheering) 465 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,140 - (Betsy) Are you out of your mind? - I said you wouldn't do it. 466 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:59,226 - Is that what you really said? - Of course. What do you think? 467 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:03,105 And he actually said, "If she spends the weekend with me, 468 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,982 you owe me nothing?" 469 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,359 - Yes. - I am so nauseous. 470 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,236 You don't think this is totally killing me? 471 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,531 You know, I had this feeling when you left, then I talked myself out of it. 472 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:17,077 - Something about this is not right. - Listen. Just forget I mentioned it. 473 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,287 - There's options. - Like what? 474 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,623 Neither of us has any money. 475 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:24,751 God, Jack! What did he say? 476 00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:27,045 He wants me to walk around in her clothes? 477 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,592 - He wasn't that specific. - How could you put me in this position? 478 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:36,763 What do you think? I knew it was coming? I wanted this to happen? 479 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,683 - I was completely blindsided. - I still don't understand this. 480 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:43,437 You went in there with $500. We had this whole discussion. 481 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,981 I had a straight flush! 482 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:50,444 Do you know what a straight flush is? It's, like, unbeatable. 483 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,946 "Like unbeatable" is not "unbeatable. " 484 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:55,115 Hey, I know that now, OK? 485 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:58,493 Don't yell at me! I hate this place! 486 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,620 I won't sleep with him, no matter who he is. 487 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,331 Are you crazy? Of course not. That's not even a consideration. 488 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,541 - No? - No! 489 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:05,751 What if he holds a gun to my head? 490 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,794 Betsy, he's a gambler, he's not a gangster. 491 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,838 He was a garment center guy originally. 492 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:12,549 Oh, he was a garment center guy. Well, that's a relief. 493 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:17,095 - I'm not saying it's great. - Look at all these families here. 494 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,514 Happy families. 495 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,186 I'm a whore, Jack. You've made me into a whore. 496 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,147 Honey, you don't think this is destroying me? I don't know what to do. 497 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:31,568 You brought me to Las Vegas, and you turned me into a whore, Jack! 498 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,695 (Jack) Shh! Let's just forget about this, all right? 499 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,114 This is insanity, and somehow I'll get the money. 500 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,201 From whom? My parents don't have it. 501 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,497 "One weekend," he said. 502 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,999 Yes. 503 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,879 - I can't. - And I don't want you to. 504 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,506 This is nuts! 505 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,675 (man sings along to opera music) 506 00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:59,846 (telephone rings) 507 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,851 It's eight to five you're going to need root canal. 508 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,603 (groans) 509 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,815 (lowers volume on music) 510 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,358 Ah. 511 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,696 Dental Health Associates. Jack, how are ya? 512 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:19,991 I'm in the midst of an emotional disaster here. 513 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,578 Sally, don't start. Just listen. 514 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,748 What are my chances of getting 65 grand by 8:00 Vegas time? 515 00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:30,377 Bad week here, Jack. I got killed on the Indiana game. 516 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,296 That was a 12-point spread. Who do you owe? 517 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,217 No shit. Hey, Sid. 518 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,428 Jack Singer owes Tommy Korman 65 grand. 519 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,266 - He's heard of him. - Oh, great. 520 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,226 I'd hate to be shacked up with a small-timer. 521 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:49,146 You're not "shacked up. " Will you stop making it worse than it is? 522 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,398 I can't make it worse than it is. 523 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,610 Don't screw around with him. Has he got an alternative? 524 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:59,322 Good. Then take it. And don't ask no questions. 525 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,244 Poor bastard. 526 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,999 ♪ Run your fingers through my hair and cuddle me real tight 527 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,626 - ♪ Oh, let me be - ♪ Oh, let him be 528 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:13,879 ♪ Oh, teddy bear... 529 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,923 You guys just... just... 530 00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:19,259 We're fine. 531 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,261 - I'll be up in the room. - OK. 532 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:25,307 Or hanging around the... casino. 533 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,061 Sounds great. 534 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:34,024 So, I'll see you in, like, what? 535 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,610 Two... two and a half hours? 536 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:41,823 Hey, tops. This is a get-acquainted meeting. 537 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,451 OK... 538 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,827 All right. 539 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,128 (chattering) 540 00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,300 ♪ Like a river flows 541 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:02,844 ♪ Surely to the sea 542 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,305 ♪ Darling, so it goes 543 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:09,100 ♪ Some things was meant to be 544 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,522 ♪ Take my hand... 545 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,858 Here's what I think: The game was fixed. 546 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,818 (scoffs) 547 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:22,072 The game was clean. He lost. 548 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,074 With a straight flush? 549 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,576 Yeah. These... These things happen. 550 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,496 Do you know what the odds are? They're, like, three billion to one against. 551 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,540 - I looked it up. - You looked it up? 552 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:37,337 You look... You know what I used to call Donna? Perry Mason. 553 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:40,382 - Whatever I said, she had an answer. - And you resented that. 554 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,510 Oh, no! No, it was like a game. 555 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:47,514 Like if I said, "I want to buy a Linc," and she goes, "No, no, no, 556 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:51,768 buy a Cadillac, because consumers say that the repair ratio... " 557 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,562 Yadda, yadda, yadda. You know, it never ended. 558 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:07,325 - You read a lot, I bet, huh? - Yeah. Well, I'm a teacher. 559 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:09,411 You're a teacher? 560 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,539 I had no idea. 561 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:15,875 - A teacher. - Ready? 562 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,586 Absolutely. 563 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,630 (woman) Place your bets. 564 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,887 It's extremely important that I win. 565 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:32,017 - I'll see what I can do for you. - Cigarettes? 566 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,643 Yeah. Absolutely. 567 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:39,482 ♪ Take my hand 568 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:45,322 ♪ Take my whole life too 569 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:49,909 ♪ I can't help 570 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:54,748 ♪ Falling in love with you... 571 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,836 Yeah, so by '85, it... 572 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,340 ...spread all over the place. 573 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,593 See, that's the thing about these melanomas. 574 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:12,390 It's just a... It's just a little piece of skin. You lift it off like nothing. 575 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,933 (audience applauds) 576 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:19,689 The next thing you know, you're taking CAT scans and... 577 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:22,817 ...it spreads to the lung and the liver. 578 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:25,779 I'm sorry. 579 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:30,116 - She was pretty young? - (woman singing) 580 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,618 Thirty-eight. 581 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,956 What are you gonna do? 582 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:42,962 - Do you have kids? - Oh, yeah. Two. Boy and a girl. 583 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:46,049 Chris and Ally. They were teenagers then. 584 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,135 Chris, he's married now. 585 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,098 Just out of law school. He's practicing in Boston. 586 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,768 And... Ally, she's at Bennington. 587 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,187 Fighting off her poetry professor. 588 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,688 She's a knockout. 589 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,567 Chris, you'll meet him this weekend. 590 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:08,655 - Is he coming here? - No, he'll join us in Hawaii. 591 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,496 (Jack sighs) 592 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,291 Twenty, twenty, twenty. 593 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,670 No. Twenty doesn't feel good. Nineteen feels good. 594 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,966 (woman) No more bets. 595 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,888 The deal was for the weekend. 596 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:37,100 Didn't have to be Vegas. Could be anywhere. 597 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,769 That wasn't my understanding. 598 00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:42,564 I got a place in Kauai. 599 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,275 It's right on the beach. It'll knock your socks off. 600 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,989 Chris'll be there, his wife, baby. Be a real family time. 601 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:52,866 (coughing) 602 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,789 (woman) Twenty. Black even. 603 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,712 Place your bets. 604 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,714 Hi, old-timer. Are you feeling lucky? 605 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,632 Actually, I'm not. 606 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,218 (woman on PA) 607 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,109 - Betsy! - Hi. 608 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,445 - So what's the story? - I have to pack. 609 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,281 We can leave! What did you work out? 610 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,743 He's taking me to Hawaii. 611 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,412 - It's only for a few days. - Come on. 612 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,916 You're so, like, blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn! 613 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,961 Of course I give a damn, but this was not my idea. Poker was not my idea. 614 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,464 Would you please stop crucifying me with this? 615 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:50,673 Have you seen my bag? 616 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,509 He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there. 617 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,260 And I'll let him? Give me a little credit. 618 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,638 He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? 619 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,765 It's like a jungle over there! 620 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:02,769 He probably has servants and bodyguards, and believe me, they will drug you! 621 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:06,606 His son is going to be there. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there. 622 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,275 She knows the kid's name already. 623 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:13,488 OK. 624 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,033 - Marry me tonight. - No. 625 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,452 - No? Why not? - Because I don't believe you. 626 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:23,289 If you really wanted to marry me, you would've done it this afternoon. 627 00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:24,832 Yes, this is the Ali Baba Suite. 628 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,502 I have some bags that have to be brought down. 629 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,089 Yes, thank you. 630 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,966 You were looking for a way to get out of this. 631 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,176 I mean, you don't have to be Freud to figure that one out. 632 00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:37,470 I was not looking! 633 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:42,850 Listen... You'll be back Monday? 634 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,811 I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday. 635 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,980 Tuesday or Wednesday! That's almost a week! 636 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:51,150 What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in two days? 637 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,194 "Us"? Already it's "us. " 638 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,947 Don't be infantile! I'm trying to make the best of this! 639 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,991 Well, you're doing great! 640 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:00,326 (¶ Billy Joel: All Shook Up) 641 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,838 Hey, Mr. Straight Flush. We got a free seat. 642 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:15,174 - Where's Tommy? - He just left for Hawaii. 643 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,218 What are you talking about, just left? 644 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,762 The phone rang. They said the car was ready. 645 00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,598 What? He left already? 646 00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,113 I don't know about this. 647 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,161 See, you gotta think about it like this: 648 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:47,707 You're doing this to get Jack off the hook. 649 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:51,794 And your going away makes him realize how nuts he is about you. 650 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,298 And he appreciates you double when you come back. 651 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,300 (slot machines ringing) 652 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,431 He agreed to this, so he's got to be... what? 653 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:05,391 - Ambivalent? - Yeah. Right. 654 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,900 Stop! No! 655 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:15,735 (car horns honking) 656 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,033 (man on TV) Much of the guesswork is removed from poker 657 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:26,079 with any of the following hands: a full house, four of a kind, 658 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:27,872 or the emperor of all hands: 659 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,750 the invincible, unbeatable straight flush. 660 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,253 (¶ Billy Joel: Heartbreak Hotel) 661 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,297 (chattering) 662 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,475 (coins dropping) 663 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,527 I have to get out of here. 664 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,414 (¶ Willie Nelson: Blue Hawaii) 665 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,823 (Betsy) This is amazing. 666 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,325 (Tommy) Ah... Thank you. I like it. 667 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:49,495 It's a place for quiet reflection. Niko... 668 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:52,206 (speaking Hawaiian) 669 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:57,712 See, I said to him, "How's the weather?" in Hawaiian... 670 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:02,508 and then he said, "Great. It's in the 80s. Low humidity. " 671 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:06,179 - He doesn't speak English? - Fluently, thank you. 672 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:08,639 Welcome to Hawaii. 673 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,850 You know, Mr. Korman is like a god over here. 674 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:13,519 Hey, Niko, please. You're really embarrassing me here. 675 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:15,521 (wind chimes clinking) 676 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,740 I don't believe this. 677 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:32,955 This... This'll be your room. 678 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:36,876 God, this is breathtaking. 679 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:40,755 I... (clears throat) I rebuilt it about a year ago. 680 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,550 (speaks Hawaiian) 681 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:48,221 My home by the sea. 682 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:50,723 You can probably knock off the Hawaiian now. 683 00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:51,849 Oh? 684 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:55,520 - I've impressed you enough, then? - More than enough. 685 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,273 God. I've been to the Caribbean... 686 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:02,485 The Caribbean? You know who goes to the Caribbean? Dentists. 687 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:05,029 That's who goes to the Caribbean. 688 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,407 - It's so beautiful. - Yeah. 689 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:12,328 You know, we have a... 690 00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:17,083 We have a name for this time of day here. 691 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,960 Waka-waka? 692 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,087 It's close. 693 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,005 (speaks Hawaiian) 694 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,926 Time of enchantment. 695 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,304 What did I tell you? 696 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:36,602 - You got this in the mail? - Under my door at home. 697 00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:41,607 Mr. Tomashefsky, it's a joke! 698 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,943 I mean, it's not even close. 699 00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:48,656 Of course you'd say that. You thought I was nuts when I come in here originally. 700 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,825 Now, I got hard evidence. 701 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,202 Here. Look for yourself. 702 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:57,206 Believe me. I have no ax to grind here. 703 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,878 I think your pals at work are having a little fun with you. 704 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:05,172 You don't know what it's like. You don't know what it's like... 705 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,383 ...to have the woman you love off with someone, 706 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:10,011 and you can't do a goddamn thing about it! 707 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:14,891 Some smooth talker with his greasy hands all over her! 708 00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:19,812 Coming up behind, grabbing her. Her, laughing and laughing... 709 00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:21,355 Her head thrown back! 710 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:25,151 Him... leaning against her... 711 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,653 ...this creepy smile on his face. 712 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,572 A smile she can't even see! 713 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:34,952 Soon, he starts moving his hands around her... 714 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,121 ...grabbing her... 715 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,165 ...touching her... 716 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,669 ...fondling her, groping... 717 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,421 - Shut up! - (gasps) 718 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:48,007 Are you trying to give me a heart attack? 719 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:52,011 (¶ Elvis Presley: Surrender) 720 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,892 Yeah, hi, operator. I need a listing for a Tommy Korman 721 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,645 or a T. Korman in Kauai. 722 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:27,273 "Where in Kauai?" I have no idea. 723 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:29,525 There are sections of Kauai? 724 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:30,651 Uh-huh. 725 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,737 Well, no. Not off the top of my head. 726 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,864 What about near where Don Ho or Jack Lord lives? 727 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,283 That must be a pretty good neighborhood. 728 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:41,245 Yeah. OK. I see. Well, thank you! 729 00:50:47,502 --> 00:50:49,754 It's not just because you look like Donna. 730 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,339 - Oh, it has to be. - No. It was. 731 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,300 I mean, it was. 732 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,136 But it's not anymore. 733 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:02,349 I mean, for one thing, you're a lot smarter than she was. 734 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,769 God forgive me for saying that. 735 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,479 Look. I've got to say something else too. 736 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,397 You're pissin' your life away 737 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:10,649 on a guy that can't pull the trigger on marrying you. 738 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:13,069 We were gonna get married. 739 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:16,155 With me, I'd have gone right from the airport to the chapel to marry you. 740 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,199 - What did he do? - You have to understand Jack. 741 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:21,077 This man, he decided to play poker. That's what this man did. 742 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:23,537 - He had a very strange mother. - He played poker. 743 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,456 He's a... 744 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,335 He's a great... a great guy, I'm sure. 745 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,337 I'm just sayin'... 746 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:35,007 I'm just sayin' think about it before you marry him. 747 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,551 - Just... - (man) Hey, Dad! Dad! 748 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:41,347 - There are the kids. - How far is Mount Kilauea from here? 749 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,974 - It's on the other island. Why? - (baby crying) 750 00:51:44,684 --> 00:51:46,227 We heard it's erupting. 751 00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:49,688 We gotta go. We gotta go. 752 00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,273 Listen. 753 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,402 Did I upset you? Because if I did, I... 754 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,822 No. I mean, you touched a nerve. 755 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,325 Look. It's just, Jack is very complicated. 756 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,702 Yeah. 757 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:07,081 You see, I've known guys like him my whole life. 758 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:09,375 Decent, good guys. They're real good guys. 759 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,753 But they cause a lot of heartache. 760 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:16,549 I don't think you deserve that. 761 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:19,343 I think you deserve a lot better. 762 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,306 (man on TV) Winds out of the northwest at seven miles per hour. 763 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:26,433 It's currently cloudy with a chance of... 764 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:35,985 (woman 1) Take a look, everybody. The Oleg Cassini men's... 765 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:38,154 (woman 2) Mother Nature put on a show yesterday... 766 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,322 as Hawaii's Mount Kilauea erupted. 767 00:52:40,448 --> 00:52:42,616 We have a report from Connie Wong. 768 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,830 Mount Kilauea, dormant for the past eight years... 769 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:50,916 erupted last night with spectacular force. 770 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:54,587 Rivers of fire streamed down from the volcano beginning around midnight, 771 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,922 and word spread quickly throughout the islands. 772 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:58,632 Natives and tourists alike 773 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:00,759 thronged to the base of Mount Kilauea 774 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:04,597 to watch nature's fury unleashed... with awe-inspiring force. 775 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:09,268 Government officials stress no one was in immediate danger from the eruption. 776 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,813 If I take the 7:00pm, I get to Milwaukee when? 777 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:16,275 - 8:35. - 8:35. And that's Central Time? 778 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,068 Yes, sir. 779 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,614 Now, would it be any cheaper if I stop in Nashville? 780 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,200 - Same price, sir. - I hold an AAdvantage card. 781 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,368 That won't make any difference in the price. 782 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:28,746 Sir, there seems to be a very long line. 783 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:34,210 - Tell me again about the Super Saver. - There are several restrictions. 784 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:36,629 What's this guy doing? Around the world in 80 days? 785 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:38,505 - Lighten up. - You lighten up. 786 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,133 You can only fly on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... 787 00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:44,678 That's it. Look. Look. I've got a major problem. 788 00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:47,640 OK? My fiancée was kidnapped and taken to Hawaii. 789 00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:49,850 I've got to get there now. 790 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:52,645 Well, I'm trying to make arrangements to get to Milwaukee... 791 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:55,481 for my nephew Douglas's wedding on the 21st. 792 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,484 You're not even flying today? 793 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,653 No. Consumer Reports said 794 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,697 if you make your travel arrangements two weeks in advance at... 795 00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:07,368 You see this line? We're all flying today. 796 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,912 - Sir, if you don't get back in line... - Then what? 797 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:12,665 I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail? 798 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:16,919 Just get your ticket and move on. Get your goddamn ticket and move on! 799 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,504 (man) Yeah! 800 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:30,516 (Betsy) The whole point of the game was me? Getting me here? 801 00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:34,979 (Tommy) All right. Why keep it a secret any longer? 802 00:54:35,855 --> 00:54:37,231 My heart's on my sleeve. 803 00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:42,569 From the minute I saw you in that lobby, I knew... 804 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,698 - So you sort of lied to me. - How's that? 805 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:48,617 I understood that this was like a settlement of the game, 806 00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:50,869 when, in fact, it was the whole reason for the game. 807 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,706 Yeah. So? Aren't you flattered? 808 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:56,041 You told me the game was legitimate. 809 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:58,544 The game was legitimate. 810 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,879 But, I mean, I play cards professionally, 811 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,382 and no amateur's gonna beat me. 812 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,884 That's what I had to do to get you. 813 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:10,389 If I was a medieval knight, I'd have jostled for you. 814 00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:12,349 Jousted. That's jousted. 815 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,184 Jousted. Whatever the hell they did. 816 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,271 Look, if that is your preoccupation here... 817 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,482 If you want to leave tomorrow 818 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,527 instead of Wednesday, believe me, I understand. 819 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:26,030 I'll call and make reservations. 820 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:29,074 - No. - "No?" No calls? 821 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,827 No. No, I'm having a wonderful time. 822 00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:33,829 It's just, you know, this is... 823 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:37,583 It's just a little overwhelming to be pursued like this. 824 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:38,959 Well, no one ever... 825 00:55:39,794 --> 00:55:43,213 ...ever was as crazy about you as I am. 826 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,051 I mean, it's up there with... 827 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:51,847 ...Romeo and Juliet, George and Gracie... All the big ones. 828 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,224 (sighs) 829 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,352 I'll take care of you forever. 830 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:58,854 I would throw myself in front of a train for you. 831 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:08,697 Just stop me at any time. 832 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:22,628 Was that wrong? It didn't feel wrong to me. 833 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,215 I don't know. 834 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:28,884 I don't know. 835 00:56:31,137 --> 00:56:33,180 It's OK, honey. Let me see here. 836 00:56:33,306 --> 00:56:35,808 - What are you doing? - She's got a great spitball. 837 00:56:35,975 --> 00:56:39,144 - (telephone ringing) - That's a tremendous natural athlete. 838 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:40,771 - Yeah? - (Niko) Telephone, Mr. K. 839 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,773 - Do you want to hold her? - Yes. 840 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:44,775 - Can I hold you? - Yes. 841 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,986 Oh, hey. That's great how she goes to you like that. 842 00:56:48,154 --> 00:56:50,531 I can't believe it. She doesn't go to people like that. 843 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,907 Gimme. 844 00:56:57,997 --> 00:56:58,997 What's the story? 845 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:02,835 Bad news. He's on the morning flight in. 846 00:57:04,003 --> 00:57:06,588 I'm surprised and I'm not surprised. 847 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:12,803 Look. All right. We gotta keep him away from here for at least a day. 848 00:57:13,471 --> 00:57:15,055 How 'bout a nice hit-and-run? 849 00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:18,684 Look, no violence. 850 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,270 Unless it's absolutely necessary, all right? 851 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,440 (Tommy) Just stall, and get the chief. Get Mahi. 852 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,358 Just take care of it. 853 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,988 Look, I'm getting very close with her, you know? 854 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:34,032 And if he shows up over here, it's over, and... 855 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,869 - (crunching sounds) - Are you goddamn eating again? 856 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,664 No, I swear, I'm not eatin'. 857 00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:49,298 He checked out Sunday? 858 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,425 (man) At 8:07. 859 00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,427 Can I help you with any future reservations? 860 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,596 - No, thank you. - Thank you for calling Bally's. 861 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,986 Come on, come on, come on. 862 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:13,614 (Jack on machine) Hi, this is Jack Singer. 863 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,365 Sorry I can't take your call now, 864 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:20,078 but if you'd leave your name and number, I'll get right back to you. 865 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,373 Shit! 866 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,602 Hey, Mahi, will you pay some attention? 867 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,813 This guy, Jack Singer's six-one, about 180. 868 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,315 He's coming out of that terminal. 869 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:50,150 Keep him away from Tommy's all right? 870 00:58:50,276 --> 00:58:53,153 I don't care where you take him. Just keep him away from Tommy's. 871 00:58:53,279 --> 00:58:55,280 - Sure. - All right, Mahi. 872 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,701 (woman on PA) 873 00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,458 Hey, brother, you like ride? 874 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:09,294 Yeah, I need a ride, but I don't know where yet. 875 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:10,837 - I take your bag. - Thanks. 876 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,131 My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi. 877 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:15,801 - Like the fish? - Yeah. My father was a fisherman. 878 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,762 My father left home when I was five. That's why I'm named Jack. 879 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:21,431 As in "Jack, tell your mother I'm going to get the paper. " 880 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,268 - I gotta make a couple calls. - Hey, Jack, Jack. 881 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,311 Where you like go? Tell me. I take you anywhere. 882 00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:30,482 Do you have any idea where a guy named Tommy Korman lives? 883 00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:33,235 Sure. Everybody know that. 884 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:34,653 You're kidding? 885 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:38,323 - No, it's a small island. - This is great. 886 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,243 Thought I was going to have to go through a whole number. 887 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,078 - Cab's over here. - All right. 888 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:44,580 Welcome to Kauai. 889 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:51,753 You like this, Jack? 890 00:59:51,879 --> 00:59:55,549 Beautiful, huh? So romantic. 891 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,302 The women, when they come here, oh, they get crazy. 892 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,429 They like "freaky-freaky" all night long. 893 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:02,514 That's really great news. We almost there? 894 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,559 Yeah. Right up here about a mile and a half. 895 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:27,497 This can't be it. Tommy Korman lives here? 896 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,957 Korman? 897 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:31,627 I thought you said "Orman. " You know, Chief Orman. 898 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,629 I didn't say Chief Orman. 899 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:36,882 I said Tommy Korman, loud and clear. Come on! 900 01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:40,636 I fly for two goddamn days, I haven't slept, I can barely walk! 901 01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:44,681 (speaking Hawaiian) 902 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:53,065 That goes double for me, chief. There was a little mix-up here. 903 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,776 (speaking Hawaiian) 904 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,155 (repeats Hawaiian word) 905 01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:01,323 Listen, Mahi. 906 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,617 I don't have time for this horseshit! 907 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:07,913 Hey, Jack, no make insult for the chief, OK? 908 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:09,998 This man get plenty influence in this place. 909 01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,459 "Influence"? He lives in a shack! 910 01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:16,421 He's a man of great simplicity. 911 01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:20,676 Come on. You spend ten minutes with the guy, OK? 912 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:24,346 If you don't do that, the word gonna get around Kauai so fast. 913 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,724 Next thing you know, ain't nobody gonna help you, brother. 914 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,524 - Parakeet brandy. - Are you serious? 915 01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:41,405 (sighs) 916 01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,075 (speaks Hawaiian) 917 01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:46,827 (gasps, gags) 918 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,790 - You are from mainland? - That's right. 919 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:54,960 Do you find Chief Orman attractive? 920 01:01:59,924 --> 01:02:02,634 Uh... You're a striking-looking figure. 921 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,095 If by "attractive"... 922 01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:06,555 (Mahi) Hey, chief. 923 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:09,641 He looking for a man named Tommy Korman. 924 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,309 If you know where he is... 925 01:02:11,477 --> 01:02:14,271 Have you seen the musical Grand Hotel? 926 01:02:16,357 --> 01:02:18,775 I... I don't go to the theater that often. 927 01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:21,319 Do you know if it will come to Kauai? 928 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:25,407 I don't, really, but I'll ask around when I get back. 929 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,242 Now, could you tell me... 930 01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,327 Did you hear me before about Tommy Korman? 931 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:35,000 Chief Orman favorite is, of course, South Pacific. 932 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,672 - Well, everybody loves that one, chief. - Oh, everybody. 933 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,675 ♪ Happy talk 934 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,845 ♪ Keep talking happy talk 935 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:51,475 ♪ Talk about things you like to do 936 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,942 Mr. Korman. Welcome back to the Kauai Club. 937 01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:03,862 - Great to see you again. - Thanks. How are you? 938 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,322 Real good. Doin' real good. 939 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,199 This is Betsy. This is my friend Nahoo. 940 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:10,202 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nahoo, Betsy. See you. 941 01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:13,955 Bye-bye. Striking resemblance to the first Mrs. Korman. 942 01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:17,667 ♪ Bali Ha'i 943 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,922 ♪ Will call you 944 01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,133 ♪ On the wind 945 01:03:25,259 --> 01:03:28,053 (whistling) 946 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,347 ♪ Of the sea 947 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,225 ♪ In your heart 948 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,393 - Where's the bathroom? - ♪ You hear it call you 949 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,729 - Over there. - Gotta get out of here! 950 01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:41,608 ♪ Come to me Come to me 951 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:46,571 Orman getting senile. Used to do only one number. 952 01:03:46,697 --> 01:03:48,865 - Get me to a phone. - Now? 953 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:51,117 Right now. You have a problem with that? 954 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:55,747 No, no. Just, on this side, so many beautiful things to see. 955 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:57,082 - Really? - Yeah. 956 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,043 We got the five reflecting pools of Maaoma. 957 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,087 The five pools are here? 958 01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,630 - Yeah. - Jesus! 959 01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,882 - Come. We go. - What are we waiting for? 960 01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:08,426 - Oh, shit! - What? 961 01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:10,971 My keys must have fallen out when I was in the bathroom. 962 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:14,099 - Could you do me a monster favor? - No worry nothing. I get 'em. 963 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:15,767 You're the best. 964 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:18,353 - Everybody here is so friendly. - Hey! 965 01:04:21,899 --> 01:04:23,441 (dog barking) 966 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,194 (car starts) 967 01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:36,454 (Tommy) Don't say anything. 968 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,040 This wasn't Donna's? 969 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,419 What? God, no. 970 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:46,006 This is, uh, Betsy's. 971 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,676 It's so beautiful. 972 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,053 Really, I mean... 973 01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:55,390 I've never gotten anything remotely like this. 974 01:04:55,516 --> 01:04:58,476 I just... I can't accept it. 975 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:03,064 I want to marry you. I mean, like, tomorrow. 976 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:06,192 I can’t just marry you. 977 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,944 Why not? 'Cause we just met? 978 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:10,614 Well, yes. 979 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:14,159 Look... Just listen to me. 980 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:17,495 You know, life is so... what... very short. 981 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:19,956 We all think too much. 982 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:23,710 We don't act on our, you know, impulses. 983 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,963 Korman's address is near Kapaa? 984 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:30,926 Is it "Kapa-a-a" or "Kapa-a-a-a"? 985 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:34,429 Is it two "A"s? Is it A-A-A or A-A? 986 01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:36,514 Two "A"s. OK, thank you. 987 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,974 No, I'm in Waimea. 988 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,186 Listen... I have to get back to my real life. 989 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:43,730 This is just way too much for me to handle. 990 01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:47,943 - Betsy, I love you. - Tommy... 991 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:52,113 Oh. I want you in my life. I want to be married. 992 01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:56,117 - I can't marry you like this. - Like what? 993 01:05:56,243 --> 01:05:58,870 Like this. Like just jumping into it. 994 01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,498 It just doesn't make any sense, and there's Jack, too. 995 01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:04,542 I can’t just turn around and marry someone else. 996 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:07,128 There's stuff to work out with him. There's feelings there. 997 01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:12,008 What? 998 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:17,138 The man put you up in a card game. 999 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:20,308 No, not really. You made an arrangement. 1000 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:23,186 I wanted cash. He put you up. 1001 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,731 What are you talking about? 1002 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,485 (Jack) Mr. Korman and Miss Nolan are where exactly? 1003 01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:33,279 The Kauai Club. It's about 20 miles down this road. 1004 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:36,574 - Thanks very much. - Are you a friend of Dad's or Betsy's? 1005 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,243 Both, actually. 1006 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,328 They're really great together. 1007 01:06:40,454 --> 01:06:42,247 It's so good to see Chris's dad in love. 1008 01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:45,083 Yeah, well, that's just so wonderful to hear. 1009 01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,544 - OK. - Goodbye. 1010 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,922 I thought that it was your idea. You told me that you arranged a game. 1011 01:06:51,048 --> 01:06:54,426 - You saw me in the lobby... - Yes, honey. Listen. 1012 01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:57,095 I told you that to protect you. 1013 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:00,598 Because I love you so very much. 1014 01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:04,686 Honey, and the truth was so... 1015 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,397 ...horrible! 1016 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:09,691 It embarrassed me. 1017 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:11,943 He put you up like a... 1018 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,612 ...like a ring, like a watch. 1019 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,531 That's how cold it was. 1020 01:07:16,657 --> 01:07:18,533 I can't believe it. Maybe he was frantic. 1021 01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:21,786 Listen, people get frightened. They do crazy things. 1022 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,289 He was so terrified of marrying you. 1023 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:27,834 Come on, that's unfair. He didn't have $65,000. 1024 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,502 What... 1025 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,464 That's what he owed you. 1026 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:37,135 He owed me $3,000. 1027 01:07:39,638 --> 01:07:40,972 What? 1028 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:44,267 Honey, look. 1029 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,021 The man's a head case. He's a head case. 1030 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:50,690 But we all make mistakes. Life goes on. 1031 01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:52,984 He did this for $3,000? 1032 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,820 Honey, don't. Please, darling. 1033 01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:57,906 Don't torture yourself like this. 1034 01:07:58,032 --> 01:08:00,241 Let's just fly to Vegas and... 1035 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:02,869 ...get married and go on with our lives. 1036 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,789 I need to be alone for awhile. 1037 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,845 Keep it close by. 1038 01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,192 (Jack) Betsy! 1039 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:39,197 - Betsy! - (waves crashing loudly) 1040 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,533 Betsy! 1041 01:08:43,035 --> 01:08:44,119 (grunts) 1042 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:48,540 Get off! 1043 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,959 Get off me! 1044 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:52,877 What the hell are you doing here? We had a deal. 1045 01:08:53,003 --> 01:08:55,130 We never said Hawaii. Get off me. 1046 01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:57,340 We never didn't say Hawaii. 1047 01:08:57,466 --> 01:08:59,425 Look, you want to stay on the island, fine. 1048 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:02,512 But you stay the hell away from her or give me 65 thousand. 1049 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:03,638 I've got it. 1050 01:09:03,764 --> 01:09:05,265 I brought it with me. 1051 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,559 No. That's bullshit. 1052 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,228 You never wanted the money. You wanted her! 1053 01:09:11,730 --> 01:09:14,232 Get off me! Somebody! 1054 01:09:14,358 --> 01:09:16,067 Help! Get off me! 1055 01:09:16,193 --> 01:09:18,027 - (Jack) Betsy! - (Tommy) He's crazy! 1056 01:09:19,196 --> 01:09:20,321 Betsy! 1057 01:09:21,615 --> 01:09:23,908 - Get him out of here! - Betsy! 1058 01:09:24,618 --> 01:09:26,077 (faint) Betsy! 1059 01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:30,957 (grunting) 1060 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:37,714 Come on. Don't. You're making a big mistake. 1061 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,926 Listen to me. My girl's out there. My wife! 1062 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,146 You OK? 1063 01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:56,399 - That was the weirdest thing. - What? 1064 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,193 It was like Wuthering Heights. 1065 01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:00,570 I thought I heard my name being called in the wind. 1066 01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:02,572 It sounded like Jack. Can you believe that? 1067 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:07,493 Yeah. I used to think that I heard Donna calling... 1068 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,329 Almost shouting. 1069 01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:11,748 It's very spooky. 1070 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:16,044 It's the shape of the rocks or something. It echoes. 1071 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,254 - It's so strange. - Yeah. 1072 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:24,552 So what do you think? 1073 01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:28,431 I'm gonna want children very soon. 1074 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,314 You just tell me when, sweetheart. 1075 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:40,568 Having children with you would be heaven. 1076 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:43,821 Then let's do it. I want to. 1077 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:47,951 Are you sure this is not a reaction to what I told you? 1078 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:50,912 No, no, I want to get on with my life, Tommy. 1079 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,455 I want to get married. 1080 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:54,874 To me? 1081 01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:58,002 Yes. 1082 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:02,215 (sighs) 1083 01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:06,219 I'm shakin' like a leaf. 1084 01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:13,476 (¶ Elvis Presley: Jailhouse Rock) 1085 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:29,909 (shouts) 1086 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:32,370 Look, I have to make a phone call now! 1087 01:11:33,163 --> 01:11:36,708 You're kidding me! You're in a Hawaiian clink? 1088 01:11:37,876 --> 01:11:40,628 - Vito, you believe that? - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 1089 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,505 (Sally) Vito's in the chair. He can't believe it. 1090 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:45,174 Listen. The bail is five grand. 1091 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,176 OK, let me work on it. 1092 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,553 But, Jack, listen to me. 1093 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,055 Make sure you ask approval to leave the state. 1094 01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:53,224 Otherwise you'll be stuck there even if you make bail. 1095 01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:56,978 OK, but, Sally, as fast as you can, please. 1096 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:59,564 Just seeing her there, staring at the ocean... 1097 01:12:00,524 --> 01:12:02,025 I know that look, man. 1098 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,235 She's doing some serious thinking. 1099 01:12:04,361 --> 01:12:06,112 Well? Ready? 1100 01:12:06,238 --> 01:12:08,656 This is really such a great spot. 1101 01:12:08,782 --> 01:12:10,783 We'll be back real soon. 1102 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:22,003 - Thanks. - I want to say one thing, ma'am. 1103 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,255 Anybody who would put you up for $3,000... 1104 01:12:24,381 --> 01:12:26,549 Hey, Niko, what's the matter with you? 1105 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,385 - Sorry. - That's all right. Really. 1106 01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:31,512 - (Niko) Sorry. - Jesus. 1107 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:35,933 Perfect. 1108 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,437 (¶ Jailhouse Rock continues) 1109 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,579 Don't tell me you still want the cab fare. 1110 01:12:56,705 --> 01:13:01,209 Nah. I dropped the charges. I feel sorry for you, man. 1111 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:04,962 I don't want your pity. Just take me to Korman's house. Korman. 1112 01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:08,549 No do you any good. 1113 01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:10,760 Him, your girlfriend, both went back Vegas. 1114 01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:11,886 Gonna get married. 1115 01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,472 Married? 1116 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,224 (mouthing) Married. 1117 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:22,605 (Mahi) Hey, Jack. 1118 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,483 Jack, Jack. 1119 01:13:26,443 --> 01:13:28,194 - Good luck, brother. Hey. - Thanks. 1120 01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:31,239 Always remember: (speaks Hawaiian) 1121 01:13:35,994 --> 01:13:39,664 It means, "Always have the good words come out of your mouth. " 1122 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,500 That just doesn't help me at all, but I appreciate the thought. 1123 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,043 (Mahi) Aloha, brother! 1124 01:13:44,294 --> 01:13:46,170 (woman on PA) 1125 01:13:50,175 --> 01:13:51,175 Hello. 1126 01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:53,136 I gotta get on the next flight out of here. 1127 01:13:54,304 --> 01:13:57,181 The next flight out of here goes nonstop to... 1128 01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,641 Auckland, New Zealand. 1129 01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:01,644 New Zealand? No, I gotta get to the States. 1130 01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:03,187 We are a state. 1131 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,858 The mainland, OK? I gotta get to Vegas. 1132 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:11,529 Well, the Los Angeles flight left Honolulu 20 minutes ago. 1133 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:12,864 Shit! 1134 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:16,784 - When's the next flight out of here? - Tonight at 8:30. 1135 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,578 (exhales deeply) 1136 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:21,664 Ma'am, I'll be sucking on an exhaust pipe by then. 1137 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:26,002 Just get me anywhere where I can get a connecting flight to Las Vegas. 1138 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,713 (¶ Trisha Yearwood: (You're the) Devil in Disguise) 1139 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:43,811 You know, you shouldn't live... (stammers)... where Donna lived. 1140 01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:45,938 I don't think that's fair. 1141 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:48,858 So, I was thinkin'... 1142 01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:53,321 ...we buy a place in Westchester or Connecticut. 1143 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,448 I can't think about that yet. 1144 01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:59,660 That's OK. I'll think about it. 1145 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:02,747 You sit back and you relax. OK, sweetheart? 1146 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,418 (woman on PA) 1147 01:15:08,629 --> 01:15:10,671 Congratulations to the two of you. 1148 01:15:10,797 --> 01:15:12,256 Penthouse A is ready. 1149 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,467 That's great, Bud. I appreciate it. 1150 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,971 Mr. Korman's getting married. 1151 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,229 Don't take too long with the makeup. 1152 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,272 I like you au naturel. 1153 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,108 Don't worry. 1154 01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:34,070 You don't need any, anyway. 1155 01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:46,040 He left Kauai. 1156 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,376 But he couldn't get an LA flight. 1157 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:49,835 So where is he? 1158 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,588 - San Jose. - San Jose... 1159 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,758 San Jose. Well... 1160 01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:58,386 Who do we know at the airport in San Jose? 1161 01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:01,138 - Frankie Cargo. - Give him a phone call. 1162 01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:02,807 Go on. 1163 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:04,475 (woman on PA) 1164 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:09,272 - This flight is history? - (man) Yes. 1165 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,232 Apparently there's bad weather in El Paso. 1166 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:14,068 - Hail the size of golf balls. - I don't care about El Paso. 1167 01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:16,529 - How do I get to Vegas? - Well, let's see. 1168 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:19,657 There's a 9:00pm flight into Los Angeles. 1169 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:22,577 It arrives at 10:15... 1170 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:26,747 And then you can just take a 12:35 flight into Vegas. 1171 01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:28,874 - That's it? - Until tomorrow morning, yes. 1172 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:30,001 Oh, man. 1173 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:34,005 (woman on PA) Attention, Pakistani, Indian and Malaysian Elvises: 1174 01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:37,425 Your bus to the Grand Canyon is leaving in eight minutes. 1175 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:40,219 (Jack on machine) ... when the beeper goes off. Thanks. 1176 01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:42,346 (machine beeps) 1177 01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:46,058 Hi, Jack, it's me. I'm back in Vegas with Tommy. 1178 01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:50,146 I tried you when I was in Hawaii, but you were never there, so... 1179 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,899 Look, Jack, here's the thing. I don't know why you lied to me about the game. 1180 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,694 All right? I don't know, but I suppose I can guess. 1181 01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:58,946 The worst part about this is I don't know where you are. 1182 01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:00,990 I don't know and I can't speak to you direc... 1183 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:02,533 (machine beeps) 1184 01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:05,828 (woman on PA) Ladies and gentlemen. For your convenience, 1185 01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:08,205 we have immediate seating available... 1186 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,876 I'll go crack open the champagne. 1187 01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,211 Are you always going to keep me waiting? 1188 01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:15,838 That's a joke. 1189 01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:18,883 You can keep me waiting anytime. 1190 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:23,679 Vegas! Anybody going to Vegas? 1191 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,890 Las Vegas! Anybody! 1192 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,850 Anybody, Vegas! 1193 01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,103 Are you guys going to Vegas by any chance? 1194 01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:33,230 Yeah! We sure are. You need a lift? 1195 01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:36,025 - Oh, desperately. - You done this before, son? 1196 01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:39,070 Yeah, yeah, sure. I love these little planes. They're great. 1197 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:41,989 Oh, come on. Hop aboard. You'll have a good time. 1198 01:17:42,115 --> 01:17:43,824 We got a new one, boys. 1199 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:46,077 Come on in there. Let's go. Let's go! 1200 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,247 Could we talk? 1201 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,875 - Sure, we could talk. - No, back inside. 1202 01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,586 Please? 1203 01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:00,591 (woman on PA) 1204 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:16,899 - (excited chatter) - You ready, Zeke? 1205 01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,984 - Ready! - (all shouting) 1206 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:22,279 Hey, all right. What's your cape size, son? 1207 01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:25,491 - What's my cape size? - Uh-huh. 1208 01:18:25,617 --> 01:18:26,617 Forty regular. 1209 01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:28,577 What's with the parachutes? 1210 01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:33,207 You're gonna find out as soon as you strap one on, I guarantee you. 1211 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:36,794 For such a short flight, it seems like you're being overcautious. 1212 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,338 I don't know. It's just a hunch, but... 1213 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:41,632 Son, we're skydivin'. 1214 01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:44,135 You're skydiving? 1215 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:47,138 We're the Flying Elvises, Utah chapter. 1216 01:18:47,305 --> 01:18:49,849 Roy Bacon, director, at your service. 1217 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:51,851 Listen, if you could just drop me. 1218 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,103 - (all laughing) - Oh, yeah, we'll sure drop you! 1219 01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:01,652 This is a panic attack. 1220 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,155 Why does it have to be so soon? 1221 01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:08,993 (stammers) Well, honey, you know, I told you there comes a time when... 1222 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,911 I'm not ready. 1223 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:13,414 Nah. You just think you're not ready. 1224 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,666 No, I'm not ready. 1225 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:19,462 I say we wait a few weeks. You know? A month. 1226 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:22,006 We, we get to know each other better. 1227 01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:30,014 OK... Look, I'll give you half a million dollars 1228 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,348 if you marry me today. Cash. 1229 01:19:31,516 --> 01:19:35,728 And if things don't work out, we split up, you keep the money. 1230 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,355 You're joking. 1231 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:41,025 About money, I, I never joke. 1232 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,861 Screw you. 1233 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:50,993 Please. Don't ever turn your back on me. Ever. 1234 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:52,703 Weekend is over. 1235 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,790 Don't grab me like that. 1236 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,919 You are being rude to me. 1237 01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:05,132 In the lobby of the Bally Hotel, you are being rude. 1238 01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:07,885 Get out of my sight. 1239 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:09,595 (Tommy) Hey! 1240 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:13,891 A million. Now, be a realist. 1241 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:16,018 This is a no-lose deal for you. 1242 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:18,145 I get a million dollars? 1243 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:20,397 Yeah. That's correct. 1244 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:22,691 You're unbelievable. 1245 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,195 It would be very irresponsible of you to turn this down. 1246 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:27,988 - Tommy... - Hey. 1247 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,991 Your answer... 1248 01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:32,409 ...is yes. 1249 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:36,914 I have to go to the bathroom. 1250 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,085 OK, come on. I'll go with you. 1251 01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:43,462 I need to be alone for a couple of minutes. 1252 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:51,345 OK. You got five minutes, and then we get married. 1253 01:20:51,471 --> 01:20:52,763 Listen. 1254 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,978 You said, "Yes, I will marry you. " 1255 01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:01,730 That's a promise. 1256 01:21:04,192 --> 01:21:07,194 When people make promises to Tommy Korman, they keep 'em. 1257 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:09,738 You understand? 1258 01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:13,033 - Yes, I do. Yes. - Hmm? 1259 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,082 You got five minutes. 1260 01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:32,845 She's comin' up here? 1261 01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:35,639 I thought you left already. 1262 01:21:35,807 --> 01:21:38,100 No. Just stay close to her, all right? 1263 01:21:43,106 --> 01:21:44,273 Where is he? 1264 01:21:46,610 --> 01:21:48,402 (¶ Travis Tritt: Burning Love) 1265 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:56,994 (mouthing words to Elvis song) 1266 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:09,214 Ooh, boy, that music gets the adrenaline going, don't it? 1267 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,717 - We jump out at what altitude? - Three thousand feet. 1268 01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:15,346 And these chutes are foolproof, right? 1269 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:17,431 Well, as the King his own self said... 1270 01:22:17,557 --> 01:22:19,558 they ain't nothin' in this whole wide world foolproof, 1271 01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:22,478 exceptin' Coupe DeVilles and hookers! 1272 01:22:24,814 --> 01:22:27,024 Let me get this straight. I pull this? 1273 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,693 No, boy, you pull the other one first, 1274 01:22:29,819 --> 01:22:31,362 that being your main chute. 1275 01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:35,032 Then if that chute don't open, you reach over and pull the red one, 1276 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,493 that there being your auxiliary chute. 1277 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:39,203 Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. 1278 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:41,747 - (impersonator) You got it. - (Jack) OK, OK. Now... 1279 01:22:41,873 --> 01:22:45,376 If, by any chance, I get flustered when I'm hurtling through space... 1280 01:22:45,543 --> 01:22:47,461 and I pull the red one first? 1281 01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:50,506 Oh! Then you gonna wind up lookin' like a well-done chili burger. 1282 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:52,925 They gonna have to shovel you into a coffin. 1283 01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:58,389 But you can do it, son. You can do it! 1284 01:22:58,556 --> 01:23:02,267 All right, fellers. It's just about show time! 1285 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,395 Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. 1286 01:23:30,213 --> 01:23:31,588 She never came up. 1287 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,301 - Go find her. - Where? 1288 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:39,847 I don't know. Try outside. 1289 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:43,600 (man on PA) Six minutes until the Flying Elvises make their historic jump. 1290 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:51,900 - Elvises, rise! - (all hollering) 1291 01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:56,780 (repeating) Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. 1292 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,324 Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. Yellow, then red. 1293 01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:06,248 (alarm sounds) 1294 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,877 (Buddy) Where you going? 1295 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:11,962 (shouting, pounding on door) 1296 01:24:12,672 --> 01:24:15,632 (man on PA) Ladies and gentlemen Roy Bacon and his Flying Elvises 1297 01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:17,134 are approaching Bally's. 1298 01:24:17,260 --> 01:24:19,720 - All eyes to the sky! - (crowd chanting) Elvis! 1299 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,472 (staff speaking Spanish) 1300 01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,898 (crowd applauding) 1301 01:24:35,111 --> 01:24:36,737 (man) OK, OK. 1302 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:45,746 - (woman on PA) - (chatter) 1303 01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:54,129 She's somewhere in the basement. 1304 01:24:54,255 --> 01:24:56,340 So, tell me, what are you doing in the lobby? 1305 01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:59,259 - I'm keeping you informed. - Go get her! Go get her! 1306 01:25:02,305 --> 01:25:03,639 Moron. 1307 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:07,101 (man on PA) Ladies and gentlemen, the Flying Elvises 1308 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:11,146 have entered Las Vegas airspace and will jump in one minute! 1309 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:12,564 One minute! 1310 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:26,370 Elvises, light your fires! 1311 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,207 Betsy! Betsy! Betsy! Betsy! 1312 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,000 That's it. Look at them up there! 1313 01:25:37,423 --> 01:25:41,885 Elvises, head 'em up and move 'em out! 1314 01:25:42,053 --> 01:25:43,512 (all shouting) 1315 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:45,597 (¶ Elvis Presley: That's All Right) 1316 01:25:55,608 --> 01:25:57,025 (man on PA) Here they come! 1317 01:25:57,902 --> 01:25:59,903 Excuse me. 1318 01:26:00,029 --> 01:26:03,824 (man on PA) Never before have so many Elvises been airborne! 1319 01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,041 Let's give them a real Las Vegas welcome 1320 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,919 and pray that they make it safely to Earth. 1321 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:21,884 You know you pull the red one, then the yellow one! 1322 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,469 No, he said yellow, then red! 1323 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,096 No! He was just kidding! 1324 01:26:26,222 --> 01:26:27,431 Lyle, come on, Lyle! 1325 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:29,683 - Good luck! - Wait a minute! 1326 01:26:31,394 --> 01:26:33,478 - I was just kidding. - You were or Roy was? 1327 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:34,771 He was. 1328 01:26:37,775 --> 01:26:39,651 (man on PA) Our brave Elvises of the sky 1329 01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:42,696 are wearing specially designed electric jumpsuits 1330 01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:46,241 made to the King's own specifications. 1331 01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:50,370 Each suit is valued at over $10,000. 1332 01:26:52,957 --> 01:26:54,541 Here they come! 1333 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,835 They're crossing the Dunes. 1334 01:26:56,961 --> 01:26:59,963 Then they're headed home to Bally's. 1335 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,515 One last time! Yellow, then red? 1336 01:27:11,851 --> 01:27:13,602 (screaming) 1337 01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:16,438 Betsy! Betsy! Betsy! Betsy! 1338 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:28,158 Yee-haw! 1339 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:31,328 Roy Bacon has opened his chute. 1340 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:33,247 Only one to go! 1341 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:37,251 Yellow! Red! Pow! 1342 01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,129 The last chute is open! 1343 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,219 That's good. That's great. 1344 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:49,137 I'm not gonna die. 1345 01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:52,224 Don't look down. 1346 01:27:55,478 --> 01:27:58,272 (man on PA) Here comes our first Elvis to Earth. 1347 01:27:58,398 --> 01:28:01,441 Tommy Joe Smithers of Provo, Utah. 1348 01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:06,530 Our second Elvis, from Elko, Nevada... 1349 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:07,906 Walter Peeblinger! 1350 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:12,494 God, don't let me land on anything sharp. 1351 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:15,664 Left, toggle left. Right, toggle right. 1352 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:18,875 The wind currents are picking up! 1353 01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:22,754 Watch it up there, brave Elvises of the sky! 1354 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:23,880 (Jack) Steady, boy. 1355 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:26,341 Here we go. 1356 01:28:27,218 --> 01:28:28,885 That's good. OK. 1357 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:32,764 Here they come. From Tucson, Billy Braker! 1358 01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:36,476 From Salt Lake City, Lyle Davis and Vern Poole. 1359 01:28:36,602 --> 01:28:40,063 And our newest Flying Elvis from New York City... 1360 01:28:40,189 --> 01:28:43,734 making his maiden jump, Jack Singer! 1361 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:46,862 Let's give a real Las Vegas welcome 1362 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:51,241 for our heroic young man, Jack Singer! 1363 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:58,373 Welcome to Earth, brave Elvises! 1364 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,042 - Miss, stay back. - Please. 1365 01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:05,881 Jack! 1366 01:29:07,091 --> 01:29:09,009 - Betsy! - Jack! 1367 01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:17,684 Betsy! 1368 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:22,606 Did you marry him? 1369 01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:25,108 (¶ Elvis Presley: Falling in Love) 1370 01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:39,122 Jack! You jumped out of a plane! 1371 01:29:39,248 --> 01:29:41,625 His kid said you were gonna marry him today. 1372 01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:43,377 Did you get a job here? 1373 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:46,421 I couldn't find you. I didn't know how to reach you. 1374 01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:49,091 I was flying day and night. I was going everywhere. 1375 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:53,261 Hawaii, jail... I saw you on the beach. I was screaming your name. 1376 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:55,305 He said that was the wind. 1377 01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:57,140 I was so stupid. 1378 01:30:02,021 --> 01:30:03,397 I can't find her. 1379 01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:08,777 It's over. Son of a bitch jumped out of a plane. 1380 01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:09,986 What? 1381 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:13,615 He said you only lost 3,000. 1382 01:30:13,741 --> 01:30:15,492 - What? - And I believed him. 1383 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:20,163 Then I realized, I said, "What, am I nuts? I can't marry him. " 1384 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,250 (crowd chanting) Elvis! 1385 01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:28,130 And then you jumped out of a plane for me! 1386 01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,673 You could've died. 1387 01:30:29,841 --> 01:30:32,259 I didn't want to live if I couldn't have you, baby. 1388 01:30:35,471 --> 01:30:37,347 Go take a hike. 1389 01:30:37,473 --> 01:30:39,391 - Now? - No, next Thursday. 1390 01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:41,977 Yeah, now. Go set up a game. 1391 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:43,687 I'll just grab a bite. 1392 01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:47,607 - Go! - All right, all right. 1393 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:51,194 I dreamt about my mother again last night. 1394 01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:52,988 Was she vacuuming naked? 1395 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,615 No. She opened her eyes, and I said, 1396 01:30:55,741 --> 01:31:00,078 "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl," and she smiled. 1397 01:31:00,204 --> 01:31:02,372 - (Betsy) Really? - (Jack) Yeah. 1398 01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:03,874 Of course, she was naked. 1399 01:31:06,502 --> 01:31:09,379 (man) Jack and Betsy, you have declared your desire 1400 01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:12,215 to unite yourselves with each other in marriage. 1401 01:31:12,341 --> 01:31:15,010 - This is correct? - (both) Yes. 1402 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,553 (minister) True matrimony is... 1403 01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,889 (¶ Elvis Presley: It's Now or Never) 1404 01:31:28,024 --> 01:31:30,025 (sniffling) Oh. 1405 01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:37,073 Yee-haw! Whoo! 1406 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,075 (all cheering) 1407 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,794 (¶ Billy Joel: All Shook Up) 1408 01:32:58,155 --> 01:33:00,657 (¶ Ricky Van Shelton: Wear My Ring Around Your Neck) 1409 01:34:10,936 --> 01:34:13,521 (¶ Trisha Yearwood: (You're the) Devil in Disguise)