1 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,835 ♪ Can't buy me love 2 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,937 ♪ Love 3 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:41,708 ♪ Can't buy me love 4 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,511 ♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪ 5 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,913 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 6 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:49,882 ♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪ 7 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:52,719 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 8 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,187 ♪ 'Cause I don't care too much for money ♪ 9 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,224 ♪ Money can't buy me love 10 00:00:58,257 --> 00:01:00,860 ♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪ 11 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:03,696 ♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪ 12 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,533 ♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪ 13 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,268 ♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪ 14 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:12,004 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 15 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,673 ♪ Money can't buy me love 16 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:17,176 ♪ Can't buy me love 17 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:20,046 ♪ Everybody tells me so 18 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:23,082 ♪ Can't buy me love 19 00:01:23,115 --> 00:01:26,185 ♪ No, no, no... no 20 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:28,721 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 21 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,724 ♪ And I'll be satisfied 22 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,727 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 23 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,196 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 24 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:39,932 ♪ I don't care too much for money 25 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,301 ♪ Money can't buy me love 26 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:44,003 ♪ Owwww 27 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:53,680 My hair is such a mess! 28 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,215 What about my clothes? 29 00:01:56,248 --> 00:01:57,850 Yuck. Girls. 30 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:02,254 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 31 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,123 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 32 00:02:04,156 --> 00:02:06,058 - Um, we've got the school... - No. 33 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,327 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 34 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,630 - Uh, uh... - But on the field, we'll kick your ass! 35 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,198 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 36 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:13,132 She is. 37 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:16,202 Hi, guys! 38 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:17,804 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 39 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,707 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 40 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,775 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,177 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 42 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:28,815 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 43 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:32,118 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 44 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,921 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility. 45 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,223 Honey, you're a senior now. 46 00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:40,993 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 47 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,900 That's okay. 48 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,336 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 49 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:51,904 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 50 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:54,373 Oh! 51 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:56,976 ♪ No, no, no... no 52 00:02:57,009 --> 00:02:59,278 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 53 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:02,381 ♪ And I'll be satisfied 54 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:05,017 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 55 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,987 ♪ That money just can't buy 56 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:10,923 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 57 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:13,025 ♪ Money can't buy me love 58 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,929 - ♪ Can't buy me love - Chuckie. 59 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:20,867 - ♪ Love - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 60 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,201 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 61 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:28,307 Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have 62 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:30,643 a little difficulty with that one... 63 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,011 - Well, you know... - step, because of with the arms up... 64 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:34,346 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 65 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,949 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 66 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,350 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know the whole routine. 67 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,052 We have to look for rhythm. 68 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,220 That's true. I'll get it! 69 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:46,192 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 70 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,862 Put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you. 71 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:54,100 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 72 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,367 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 73 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,736 - Let me ask you. - Great. 74 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:59,171 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 75 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:02,074 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 76 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,110 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 77 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:07,714 always made me feel so good after football practice. 78 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,082 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 79 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:12,284 back in the old high school gym. 80 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,186 Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. 81 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,722 Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 82 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,857 - Stocky Jones... - Cindy. 83 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,327 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 84 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,394 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 85 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,396 Yeah. Okay. 86 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,465 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 87 00:04:26,498 --> 00:04:27,266 Go! 88 00:04:54,026 --> 00:04:56,462 Five, six, seven, eight. 89 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,765 - And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - 90 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,033 ♪ One, two and four. 91 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,073 - Whoo! - ♪ I can't take this anymore 92 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,441 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha! 93 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,979 Okay, good stuff! 94 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:18,117 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 95 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:20,787 five, six, seven, eight. 96 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,790 Come on, you guys. Come on! 97 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,292 Arms up. Yes! 98 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,129 Whoo! All right. Lookin' good. 99 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:32,498 Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah. 100 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,906 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 101 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,108 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 102 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,344 Buy your telescope yet? 103 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,781 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 104 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,985 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 105 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,521 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was just thinking... 106 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:57,423 about the cool clique. 107 00:05:57,456 --> 00:05:59,792 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 108 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,829 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 109 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,998 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 110 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,166 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 111 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:11,537 You got a crush on Cindy? 112 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,974 - Huh? - No. 113 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:17,844 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 114 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:22,214 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 115 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,820 All right. Looked good, both of you. 116 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,822 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 117 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,259 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 118 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,261 - Lookin' good. - Thank you. 119 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,496 Like I knew you would. 120 00:06:37,529 --> 00:06:40,432 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 121 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:43,502 - Yeah, definitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 122 00:06:43,535 --> 00:06:46,405 - All-state this year, no question. - No question! 123 00:06:46,438 --> 00:06:48,574 Tell 'em about the party. 124 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:51,543 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 125 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,511 - Cool! - I'm there. 126 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,081 I'm thrilled. 127 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,951 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 128 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,987 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 129 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,022 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 130 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,160 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 131 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:12,298 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 132 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:14,266 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 133 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,336 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 134 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:20,106 Cards are for retards. 135 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,408 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 136 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,144 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 137 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,980 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 138 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,949 And have to be in a clique? No! 139 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:35,221 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 140 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,156 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 141 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:39,291 But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. 142 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,094 Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 143 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,097 We became us. I like us. 144 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,666 - "I like us." - I do. 145 00:07:47,699 --> 00:07:50,602 I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 146 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,637 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 147 00:07:54,306 --> 00:07:57,209 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 148 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,483 I told you and told you. 149 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:05,484 - Mom! - Where have you been? 150 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:09,989 Now there's the answer, buddy. 151 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,090 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 152 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,361 And you get one of those. 153 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,496 Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 154 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:19,365 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 155 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:26,005 ♪ Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin' out ♪ 156 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,108 ♪ Some honeys will be makin' the scene ♪ 157 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:32,044 ♪ I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top ♪ 158 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,948 - ♪ And I put on my faded blue jeans - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 159 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,683 - ♪ Come on, baby Wait and see - Oh, thank you, son. 160 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:41,353 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 161 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:42,388 it's yours. 162 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,525 Thanks. 163 00:08:46,558 --> 00:08:50,196 - ♪ Let's go surfin' now - You missed a spot, Dad. 164 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,397 I'll get it. I'll get it. 165 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,141 - Mother! - Whoa! 166 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:08,380 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 167 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,583 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 168 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:15,054 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 169 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:18,390 - Oh, Rock. - Mother. 170 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,327 Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight? 171 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,395 Cindy, I said no. 172 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,330 Okay. 173 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,434 I'll take care of big sister. 174 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:33,172 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 175 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,041 Good word, Mom. 176 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,086 Oh, yes! 177 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,231 Hi! 178 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,503 Whoa! Come on. 179 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:40,439 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 180 00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:43,142 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 181 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:46,412 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 182 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:50,316 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 183 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,252 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 184 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,690 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 185 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,794 So have you saved up enough money? 186 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,864 Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars! 187 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:08,367 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 188 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,870 That's $4.54 per mile. 189 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:16,342 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life On A Mower. 190 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:17,776 How much is the microscope? 191 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:24,283 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 192 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:27,119 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 193 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,688 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 194 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:33,359 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 195 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:37,429 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 196 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,632 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 197 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,435 - Why? What's up, son? - Preschool jam session at Julie's. 198 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,672 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 199 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,708 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 200 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,643 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 201 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,746 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 202 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,417 - Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 203 00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:01,887 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 204 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,792 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 205 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,862 Your deal. 206 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,502 Ronald! Your deal. 207 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,508 Let's do something different. 208 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,346 What do you mean? 209 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,616 We've been playing poker for two years. 210 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,156 Let's play another game. 211 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,326 Dealer's choice. 212 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,398 Hearts. 213 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,338 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 214 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,840 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 215 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,843 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit! 216 00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:01,347 Ooh, what a severe suede. 217 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,916 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 218 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,619 You know, they have fine leathers down there. 219 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:12,224 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 220 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,860 I don't remember this. I was just in your closet yesterday. 221 00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:20,399 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 222 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,534 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 223 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,837 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 224 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,973 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 225 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,380 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 226 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,648 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, John boy! 227 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,285 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 228 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,521 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 229 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,456 Oh, my God. 230 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,792 Don't worry. It's only wine. 231 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,527 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 232 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:51,763 Oh, oh. 233 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,967 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 234 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:08,814 Oh. 235 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,518 Damn it. 236 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,899 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this five-inch telescope. 237 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,569 - Oh, it's only five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 238 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:33,004 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 239 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,573 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 240 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,815 Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes! 241 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:45,984 I see the erection. 242 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,974 I'll be right back. 243 00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:12,544 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 244 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,681 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 245 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,617 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 246 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:24,022 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 247 00:15:24,055 --> 00:15:25,891 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 248 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,129 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends... 249 00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:35,100 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 250 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,503 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. 251 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,405 - Listen, honey. - What? 252 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,474 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 253 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,545 You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 254 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:50,416 Or you can purchase a new one. 255 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,418 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 256 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,088 Tsk. It's not that bad. 257 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,496 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 258 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,565 You want to rent me? 259 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,934 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... 260 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,002 and that will make me popular. 261 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,074 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 262 00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:51,009 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 263 00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,513 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 264 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,918 You're right. 265 00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,720 Tsk. 266 00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,889 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. 267 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,105 Donald! 268 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,119 Oh! You made it! 269 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,154 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 270 00:17:36,187 --> 00:17:40,125 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 271 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,828 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 272 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,130 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 273 00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:47,966 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 274 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,768 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 275 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,136 when we're seen together, right? 276 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:54,506 - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 277 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,709 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 278 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,111 And I get my lunch hour off. 279 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,781 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 280 00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:04,716 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 281 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,652 I mowed 286 miles for you. 282 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,855 Okay, one lunch. 283 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,190 There are five days in a school week. 284 00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:15,561 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 285 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,796 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 286 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:21,199 Okay, deal. Now, just remember, 287 00:18:21,232 --> 00:18:23,569 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 288 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,605 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 289 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,173 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 290 00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:32,177 No, no, it's one month. One month. 291 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,679 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 292 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,748 - Okay. - Okay. 293 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,951 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 294 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,120 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 295 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,858 And... rub that in. 296 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,864 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 297 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,067 Here you go. 298 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,603 Let me take a look at you. 299 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,206 Nope. Turn around. 300 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,744 Oh, sh... 301 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,080 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 302 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,950 - - Don't worry about it. You look fine. 303 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,185 Turn around and back up. 304 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:17,288 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 305 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,891 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 306 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,192 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 307 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,994 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 308 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,599 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 309 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,199 Should I put my collar up? 310 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,041 - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. 311 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,248 Really? 312 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,650 What's happenin', homes? 313 00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,054 If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 314 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,222 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at... 315 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:54,760 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 316 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,728 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 317 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,129 I think that's Ronald Miller. 318 00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,097 No way! 319 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:03,268 It must be a... transfer. 320 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,670 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 321 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,806 Hi, Pats, Barb. 322 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,075 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 323 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:14,212 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 324 00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:17,082 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 325 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,685 Rhoda who? 326 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,752 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 327 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:21,687 Okay? 328 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,192 - What did he say? - I don't care. 329 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,293 Dig on his shirt. 330 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:35,133 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 331 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,169 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 332 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,738 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 333 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,240 Now he's homeless. 334 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:46,311 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 335 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,313 First day and all. 336 00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:50,181 What's with the weird outfit? 337 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:54,152 Um, it's a designer original. 338 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,954 Yeah, how's the new telescope? 339 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,824 Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 340 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,860 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't... 341 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:06,297 Mr. Miller, you seem quite talkative this morning. 342 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,835 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 343 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,369 Ooh! 344 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,475 All 64. 345 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,119 Oh, God, John. 346 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,222 You are such a pig. 347 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,727 - God. - Well... 348 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,996 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 349 00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:43,434 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 350 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,105 - We're friends. - Since when? 351 00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:48,907 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on. 352 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,109 Well, what about Bobby? 353 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,712 Yeah, come on. We just want some answers, all right? 354 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,283 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 355 00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,051 Do you see a sign that says "information"? 356 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,419 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 357 00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:05,256 - Girl! - Taste, please. 358 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:21,406 Hey, come on! 359 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,361 I know that lunch was part of our deal, 360 00:22:43,394 --> 00:22:44,495 but I didn't think it meant the same table. 361 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:50,268 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 362 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:52,437 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 363 00:22:57,108 --> 00:22:59,044 Aren't you in the wrong section? 364 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,211 Losers are to the left. 365 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,281 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 366 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,885 That's the asshole section. 367 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,325 Thanks. 368 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:16,161 Yeah. 369 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,465 Oh! You need a map, John? 370 00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:22,834 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 371 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:25,170 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 372 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:27,572 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 373 00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,140 He's with Cindy. Come on. 374 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,080 You all know Ronnie? 375 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,983 Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together. 376 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,150 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 377 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,927 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 378 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,229 maybe even all-state this season. 379 00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:53,331 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 380 00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:56,167 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 381 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,503 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 382 00:23:58,536 --> 00:24:02,040 - - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 383 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,309 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 384 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,245 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 385 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:09,547 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 386 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,615 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 387 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,119 - I guess. - Yeah. 388 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:24,295 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 389 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,264 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 390 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:27,999 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 391 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,235 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 392 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,483 - Great. - Oh! 393 00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:48,086 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. 394 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,420 Thanks for stopping. 395 00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:52,457 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 396 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,193 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 397 00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:56,928 I guess I just get nervous around those guys. 398 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,065 - Hi. - Hi. 399 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,366 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 400 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,604 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 401 00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:08,239 and invite them to come over here and join us, okay? 402 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,240 - Good idea. - Okay. 403 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:10,241 Okay. 404 00:25:13,744 --> 00:25:17,182 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 405 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:19,084 All right. Whoo! 406 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,588 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 407 00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,223 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 408 00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:27,525 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 409 00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,200 It's okay. 410 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,574 Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 411 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:47,578 - Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 412 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,414 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 413 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:51,983 It's a tele... 414 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,619 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 415 00:25:54,652 --> 00:25:57,122 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 416 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,357 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 417 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:02,360 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 418 00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:06,197 - Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 419 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,734 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 420 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,736 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 421 00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:16,541 "Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia. 422 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,645 - Hey. - ♪ Secret agent man Secret agent man ♪ 423 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:26,684 Who is it? Ronald. 424 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:31,056 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 425 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:36,394 Um, did I... Did I forget to pay you last week? 426 00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,463 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 427 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:41,099 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 428 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:42,733 Cindy! 429 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:46,371 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 430 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:48,673 Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. 431 00:26:48,706 --> 00:26:49,607 She'll get over it. 432 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,645 Is something the matter? 433 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,814 Yes, there's something the matter! 434 00:26:56,847 --> 00:27:01,752 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 435 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,589 I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks. 436 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:06,557 I am not going on a nature walk. 437 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:09,527 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 438 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,363 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 439 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:15,300 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 440 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,069 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 441 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,637 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 442 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:22,507 Bobby hasn't called? 443 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:25,510 I don't think that's any of your business. 444 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:36,687 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 445 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:39,390 But there he's just a freshman tryin' to make it. 446 00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:43,761 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 447 00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:48,099 I'm sorry. 448 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,569 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 449 00:27:51,602 --> 00:27:55,806 It's just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 450 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,279 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 451 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:02,147 Gaudy? 452 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:07,518 What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 453 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,456 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 454 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:15,560 Hysterical. He'll be here. 455 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:21,166 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 456 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,434 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 457 00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:24,502 The cold brew is just not the same. 458 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,675 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 459 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,743 Well, how about I show you? 460 00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,179 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 461 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:35,846 - Hey. - So... 462 00:28:36,847 --> 00:28:39,450 Um, you brought Cindy here? 463 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:45,423 No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 464 00:28:45,456 --> 00:28:47,858 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W? 465 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,860 No, you're a funny guy, though. 466 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:55,900 ♪ 'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same ♪ 467 00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:59,370 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 468 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,674 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 469 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:06,411 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 470 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:12,583 Hi, Cindy. 471 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:13,918 Hi. 472 00:29:13,951 --> 00:29:15,486 - Hi. - People are starting to buy this. 473 00:29:17,688 --> 00:29:22,427 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 474 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,595 Mm-hmm. 475 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:26,497 What do you think? 476 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:34,672 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 477 00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:36,207 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 478 00:29:37,908 --> 00:29:39,277 - Good morning. - Good morning. 479 00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:43,314 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 480 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:49,520 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 481 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,589 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 482 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,459 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 483 00:29:56,927 --> 00:29:58,729 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 484 00:29:58,763 --> 00:30:01,466 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 485 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,733 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 486 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:04,635 Fine. 487 00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:09,874 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 488 00:30:09,907 --> 00:30:10,775 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 489 00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:14,545 Okay, Friday night. 490 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,615 - I can't. - Saturday. 491 00:30:17,648 --> 00:30:18,949 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 492 00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:22,853 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 493 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:23,954 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 494 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:30,561 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 495 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:40,405 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 496 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:42,407 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 497 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,411 Work's not really my thing. 498 00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:49,480 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 499 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,850 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 500 00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:54,251 except for shop and hangout. 501 00:30:55,886 --> 00:30:56,987 You can do anything you want. 502 00:30:58,956 --> 00:31:00,758 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 503 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,461 I believe that. 504 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:14,605 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 505 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,641 - No, thanks. - Okay. 506 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,810 - Here. - Here. 507 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,393 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 508 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,962 "in a sea of deep blue. 509 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:14,665 Together at last, together as two." 510 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,836 Oh, that's beautiful. 511 00:32:18,869 --> 00:32:21,939 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 512 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:23,741 Even Bobby? 513 00:32:28,979 --> 00:32:30,047 Thank you for trusting me with these. 514 00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:35,352 Let's just keep it between us, okay? 515 00:32:36,186 --> 00:32:39,557 For life or longer? Promise? 516 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:42,827 Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 517 00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:46,631 And you're drenched. 518 00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:47,865 Ah! 519 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,108 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 520 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,577 - You're sure? - Yeah! 521 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,178 What am I missing? 522 00:33:01,211 --> 00:33:02,580 I'd like to see those, please. 523 00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,655 Aw! Very cool. 524 00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:13,023 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 525 00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:27,404 Come on. 526 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,685 I'm starting to get nervous now. 527 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,086 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 528 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:44,221 Good to see you, honey. 529 00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:46,791 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 530 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:48,493 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 531 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,294 - A picnic? - Nope. 532 00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:53,564 Since it's our last official date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places. 533 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,199 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll find out. 534 00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:58,736 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 535 00:33:58,769 --> 00:34:01,906 Aah! Aah! 536 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:17,087 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 537 00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:18,656 Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. 538 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:19,289 Follow me. 539 00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:23,828 Wait a second. You're nuts. 540 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,064 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 541 00:34:27,097 --> 00:34:29,700 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 542 00:34:39,176 --> 00:34:40,044 Whoa. 543 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,584 I've heard about this place. 544 00:34:49,186 --> 00:34:50,755 The airplane junkyard. 545 00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:52,957 Graveyard. 546 00:34:58,228 --> 00:35:00,898 This is the real history. 547 00:35:00,931 --> 00:35:02,266 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 548 00:35:08,038 --> 00:35:10,207 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 549 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,009 Follow me. 550 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,923 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 551 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:34,198 They did a corrosion study on it. 552 00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:35,800 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 553 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:38,035 this is all that rusted. 554 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:42,139 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 555 00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,110 How do you know all this stuff? 556 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,845 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 557 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,281 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 558 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:54,952 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 559 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,799 God. There are mountains up there. 560 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:15,973 And valleys, canyons and plains. 561 00:36:16,006 --> 00:36:18,342 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 562 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:19,910 - What's that? - Tycho. 563 00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:24,949 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 564 00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:28,853 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 565 00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:30,855 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon. 566 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:37,027 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 567 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:43,100 The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 568 00:36:47,137 --> 00:36:48,773 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 569 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:50,941 Astronomy. 570 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:54,178 No. 571 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,215 It's just... up there... 572 00:36:58,248 --> 00:36:59,750 is our future world. 573 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,988 By the time I'm my dad's age, 574 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:06,290 people will be living there and working. 575 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,393 Maybe even us. 576 00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,280 The moon. It looks different now. 577 00:37:32,482 --> 00:37:35,352 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 578 00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:36,887 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 579 00:37:40,357 --> 00:37:42,893 You didn't ruin it. You just changed it, I guess. 580 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:54,004 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 581 00:37:57,474 --> 00:37:59,076 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 582 00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:03,380 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 583 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,485 Well, let's just do it naturally. 584 00:38:08,518 --> 00:38:09,820 You know? With no planning. 585 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,690 How do we do it? Our official breaking-up tomorrow? 586 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:16,961 Right. 587 00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:21,465 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 588 00:38:21,498 --> 00:38:23,300 Us ending our fake relationship. 589 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:28,272 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 590 00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:31,308 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 591 00:38:31,341 --> 00:38:32,476 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 592 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:39,383 Okay, so, how shall we do it? 593 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:41,118 Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel? 594 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,390 No, we don't have anything to fight about. 595 00:38:46,423 --> 00:38:48,358 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about? 596 00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:54,899 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 597 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:57,401 - Reputation? - I think a small, dignified ceremony... 598 00:38:57,434 --> 00:39:01,839 - is probably the best way... - Me? 599 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:04,108 - To end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 600 00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:06,410 I can't believe this. A reputation. 601 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:12,416 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 602 00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:15,252 Whoo! 603 00:39:18,455 --> 00:39:21,191 ♪ I got a reputation, baby 604 00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,163 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 605 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,968 So how do you do it? 606 00:39:33,203 --> 00:39:34,438 Yeah. There you go. 607 00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:37,174 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 608 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,244 - Hi. - Hi. 609 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,816 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 610 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:48,385 And I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 611 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:53,123 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 612 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:55,960 Now? 613 00:39:58,395 --> 00:40:00,397 Okay, great. 614 00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:05,569 Well, um, I did a little thinking, too! 615 00:40:05,602 --> 00:40:08,438 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 616 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,974 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 617 00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:14,511 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 618 00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:15,579 What are you talking about? 619 00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:19,249 This. I'm dry. 620 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:22,953 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 621 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,154 - They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 622 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:27,591 - This isn't dignified. - Dignified? 623 00:40:27,624 --> 00:40:30,260 Yeah. 624 00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:35,065 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 625 00:40:36,566 --> 00:40:40,337 - Now I'm not dignified? - This is not necessary. 626 00:40:40,370 --> 00:40:41,505 Would you show some maturity? 627 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,441 Like your precious Bobby? 628 00:40:44,474 --> 00:40:46,543 - Yeah. - Yeah. 629 00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:48,612 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 630 00:40:48,645 --> 00:40:49,947 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 631 00:40:51,681 --> 00:40:53,550 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, 632 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:54,952 and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 633 00:40:55,652 --> 00:40:56,586 Period! 634 00:40:59,189 --> 00:41:00,090 Whoo! 635 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:06,964 Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 636 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:08,899 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 637 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:14,104 He's such a... Such a heartbreaker. 638 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,472 Yeah. That's it. 639 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,210 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 640 00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:22,980 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy now that you're finished with her, do you? 641 00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:24,648 - No. - Loved it, baby. 642 00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:28,485 All right. 643 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,400 That was a great act this morning. 644 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:46,603 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 645 00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,138 Mmm. Yeah, well... 646 00:41:50,707 --> 00:41:52,109 We gave 'em a good show. 647 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:54,979 The audience loved it. 648 00:41:56,246 --> 00:41:59,416 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 649 00:41:59,449 --> 00:42:01,485 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 650 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,022 Ronnie, it was like a job. 651 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,724 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 652 00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:11,561 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 653 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:14,698 Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. 654 00:42:14,731 --> 00:42:16,266 Let me tell ya. 655 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,201 Popularity isn't perfect. 656 00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,670 I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. 657 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,309 Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore? 658 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,411 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 659 00:42:29,279 --> 00:42:31,948 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 660 00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:36,020 Cindy? 661 00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:39,423 It's to keep your poetry in. 662 00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,360 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 663 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,197 Ronald, 664 00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:51,368 whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 665 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,638 stay yourself. 666 00:42:54,671 --> 00:42:55,572 Don't change to please them. 667 00:42:57,574 --> 00:43:00,010 Me change? Tsk. Never. 668 00:43:01,778 --> 00:43:05,049 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 669 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,317 Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya... 670 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:08,785 - Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. 671 00:43:08,818 --> 00:43:12,089 That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 672 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,258 Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya. 673 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,326 - All I'm asking for is one date. - No! 674 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,497 Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M. 675 00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:23,200 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 676 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:26,170 - Ooh. - I love your hair. 677 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:29,173 It's so... so saturated. 678 00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,708 - It's nothin' major, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 679 00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:35,279 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 680 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:37,347 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 681 00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,649 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 682 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:42,419 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 683 00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:45,589 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, Pats. 684 00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:47,324 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 685 00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:50,327 Wait for me! 686 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,298 How about some tunes? 687 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,435 Your dad sell aluminum siding? 688 00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:00,637 No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 689 00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:04,608 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 690 00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:05,775 ♪ Hmm. 691 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:08,278 So how come you asked me out? 692 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,414 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 693 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:15,252 You can't argue with that logic. 694 00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:16,486 Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. 695 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,662 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 696 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:29,299 Good evening, gentlemen. 697 00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,338 I... I love station wagons. 698 00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:36,373 You may like it, but once the Cools see that car... 699 00:44:36,406 --> 00:44:38,475 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 700 00:44:38,508 --> 00:44:43,280 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 701 00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:47,751 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 702 00:44:47,784 --> 00:44:52,822 Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 703 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,426 Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 704 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,295 - What'd ya say? - This ain't just a car, man. 705 00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:01,265 This is an unleaded love machine. 706 00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:04,334 Yeah, unleaded. 707 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:07,404 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 708 00:45:07,437 --> 00:45:09,839 Hey, no complaints outta me. 709 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:14,378 Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 710 00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:15,212 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 711 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,216 I just don't get it. 712 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:23,420 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 713 00:45:23,453 --> 00:45:25,289 Uh-oh. I know that look. 714 00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,723 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire. 715 00:45:26,756 --> 00:45:28,692 Big John, nobody's into toxic waste. 716 00:45:31,761 --> 00:45:34,198 Right there. 717 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:35,699 Perfect. 718 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:38,134 Gross! 719 00:45:39,836 --> 00:45:42,606 You guys are so into bodily functions! 720 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,508 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 721 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,710 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 722 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:49,546 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 723 00:45:49,579 --> 00:45:51,215 Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 724 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:51,781 All right. Hurry up. 725 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:54,518 Air! 726 00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:59,889 - Guess what. - What? 727 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,592 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 728 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,762 - I am? - Yep. 729 00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:08,332 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 730 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:11,835 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 731 00:46:11,868 --> 00:46:14,804 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 732 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:17,841 Sure, friend. No problem. 733 00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,277 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 734 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:24,648 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 735 00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:26,316 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 736 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,386 I'll see you later, okay? 737 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:30,820 Bye. 738 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,527 Dancer. 739 00:46:38,795 --> 00:46:41,331 Moves. Shit. 740 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,439 So... how was he? 741 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,940 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 742 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,610 Don't worry. I will. 743 00:46:58,348 --> 00:46:59,516 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 744 00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:14,898 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 745 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,535 - One. - Mm-hmm. 746 00:47:18,568 --> 00:47:20,504 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 747 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,372 No. 748 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,441 Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 749 00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:26,510 No. 750 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:29,045 Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 751 00:47:29,078 --> 00:47:30,614 What we have here is something I just learned 752 00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:33,450 called the law of supply and demand. 753 00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:38,788 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks. 754 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:41,325 Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works. 755 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,727 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 756 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,930 Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. 757 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:50,400 Either you put on Bandstan now, or I have one less relative. 758 00:47:50,434 --> 00:47:51,935 I'll put on Bandstand just for you. 759 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:55,672 My famous gourmet pop... 760 00:47:55,705 --> 00:47:58,007 First screen shaves... 761 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,777 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 762 00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,896 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 763 00:48:19,929 --> 00:48:24,067 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 764 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:27,371 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 765 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:31,040 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 766 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,543 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 767 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,379 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 768 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,580 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 769 00:48:57,834 --> 00:49:00,003 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 770 00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:02,906 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 771 00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:08,512 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 772 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,814 here on PBS African Cultural Hour. 773 00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:12,616 African Cultural Hour? 774 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:17,821 Ow! 775 00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:23,727 ♪ Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now ♪ 776 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,561 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 777 00:49:27,196 --> 00:49:28,364 ♪ Mm-hmm 778 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:31,935 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 779 00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:34,671 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 780 00:49:34,704 --> 00:49:39,676 - ♪ Oh, but she's an actress - ♪ Actress 781 00:49:39,709 --> 00:49:43,447 ♪ And I don't believe her No ♪ 782 00:49:45,181 --> 00:49:48,818 - ♪ But she's an actress - ♪ Actress 783 00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:51,488 - ♪ I don't believe her - ♪ Believe her 784 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:53,389 ♪ Believe her Believe her ♪ 785 00:49:59,996 --> 00:50:00,864 Here you go. Thanks. 786 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,135 That's a buck apiece, guys. 787 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,672 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 788 00:50:08,705 --> 00:50:10,740 Oh! 789 00:50:14,143 --> 00:50:15,712 Come on, you guys. 790 00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:27,824 ♪ Oh, baby 791 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,061 ♪ You know just what to do 792 00:50:38,835 --> 00:50:42,639 So do you work as hard off the field as you do on? 793 00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:45,809 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 794 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:55,552 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 795 00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:56,786 But I better check the bathrooms. 796 00:51:00,289 --> 00:51:02,659 One, two, three, four. 797 00:51:02,692 --> 00:51:04,093 One, two, three, four. 798 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:07,463 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 799 00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:16,706 - Let's mingle. - Look, it's the nerd herd. 800 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:25,682 Whoo! 801 00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,085 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 802 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,164 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 803 00:51:41,197 --> 00:51:43,099 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 804 00:51:43,132 --> 00:51:45,735 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 805 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,937 - Let's dance! - Wait for me! 806 00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:51,875 All right! 807 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:59,816 ♪ Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone ♪ 808 00:51:59,849 --> 00:52:00,850 Whoo! 809 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:07,023 ♪ I've been living all my life ♪ 810 00:52:08,357 --> 00:52:10,126 ♪ To meet a girl like you 811 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:16,265 ♪ I could touch you really nice ♪ 812 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:20,303 ♪ While the fire came in the room ♪ 813 00:52:20,336 --> 00:52:23,106 ♪ All night, all night 814 00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:26,109 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 815 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:30,880 ♪ All night, all night 816 00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,315 ♪ Baby loves it all night 817 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,055 ♪ Angel in the light 818 00:52:39,088 --> 00:52:41,290 ♪ Dancin' right beside me 819 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,863 That's bizarre. 820 00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:48,832 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 821 00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,133 ♪ So strong 822 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,172 ♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪ 823 00:52:57,306 --> 00:52:59,575 ♪ Wanting a girl like you 824 00:53:02,178 --> 00:53:05,982 ♪ I could touch you many nights ♪ 825 00:53:06,015 --> 00:53:08,184 ♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪ 826 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,955 ♪ All night, all night 827 00:53:11,988 --> 00:53:14,758 ♪ Baby loves it all night 828 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,961 Try it! 829 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,096 ♪ All night, all night 830 00:53:20,129 --> 00:53:22,265 ♪ Baby loves it all night 831 00:53:22,298 --> 00:53:26,035 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh 832 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:30,073 Hey! Yo! 833 00:53:35,044 --> 00:53:36,145 Yeah! 834 00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:37,080 Whoo! 835 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:43,920 Yeah! 836 00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:46,823 Ow! 837 00:53:46,856 --> 00:53:48,825 ♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪ 838 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:56,099 - Hey! - It's the African anteater ritual! 839 00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:04,841 All right! 840 00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:10,714 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 841 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,315 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 842 00:54:12,348 --> 00:54:15,018 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 843 00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:17,253 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 844 00:54:17,286 --> 00:54:19,823 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 845 00:54:19,856 --> 00:54:23,092 - Paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 846 00:54:25,294 --> 00:54:28,164 - Cind, babe! - Here you go. 847 00:54:28,197 --> 00:54:31,234 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe. 848 00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:33,469 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then just say it! 849 00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:35,972 Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly. 850 00:54:36,005 --> 00:54:38,141 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 851 00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:42,078 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 852 00:54:42,111 --> 00:54:44,981 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 853 00:54:45,014 --> 00:54:47,416 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 854 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:51,788 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 855 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:53,890 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 856 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:57,060 There's a difference? 857 00:55:09,338 --> 00:55:11,741 ♪ Take your lover by the hand ♪ 858 00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,276 ♪ Speak in tongues and understand ♪ 859 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,480 ♪ Ahhh 860 00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:19,348 Alone at last. 861 00:55:19,382 --> 00:55:21,317 ♪ French kissin' in the U.S.A. ♪ 862 00:55:22,451 --> 00:55:23,887 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 863 00:55:26,522 --> 00:55:27,757 You're awfully far away. 864 00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:30,827 I'm sorry. 865 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:34,798 So, tell me... 866 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,003 Are, um... Are you into long-distance relationships? 867 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,071 - No. - No? 868 00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:45,809 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 869 00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:48,945 Hello. 870 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:53,482 I happen to know that in the whole school... 871 00:55:55,284 --> 00:55:59,388 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 872 00:55:59,422 --> 00:56:00,189 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 873 00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:02,859 And this is it. 874 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,229 Yep! That's it. 875 00:56:08,397 --> 00:56:10,266 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 876 00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:14,237 Well, my parents do have cable. 877 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,539 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 878 00:56:16,572 --> 00:56:20,576 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 879 00:56:20,609 --> 00:56:24,347 Oh! Wow! I can't believe this. 880 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,482 Oh, God! 881 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:37,026 Seventeen years, three months and five days. 882 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,095 That's a long time to wait for some tit. 883 00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:42,565 - - Without an atmosphere... 884 00:56:42,598 --> 00:56:44,500 the Earth would be a far different place. 885 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:47,837 It might look like the moon. 886 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:50,874 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 887 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:56,612 But it provided one very important piece of information. 888 00:56:56,645 --> 00:56:58,014 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 889 00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:02,618 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 890 00:57:02,651 --> 00:57:06,155 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 891 00:57:06,189 --> 00:57:09,625 We know now that the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 892 00:57:09,658 --> 00:57:12,161 were heavily bombarded in their first billion years. 893 00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:17,200 - Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... - 894 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:19,969 This bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk... 895 00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:23,406 You got it there, son? 896 00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:26,876 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 897 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,445 Now the police are really crackin' down this year. 898 00:57:29,478 --> 00:57:30,579 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 899 00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:33,349 See ya. 900 00:57:36,152 --> 00:57:37,053 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 901 00:57:39,989 --> 00:57:41,657 Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 902 00:57:41,690 --> 00:57:45,661 - Yeah. - rotten eggs and the piece de resistance. 903 00:57:45,694 --> 00:57:49,933 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 904 00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:52,268 No, doggy doo. But it's just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff. 905 00:57:52,301 --> 00:57:55,905 - Ah, sniff this... God! - Hey, Ronnie. 906 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,606 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 907 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,209 Ah, dig, classic, man. 908 00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:04,180 We have done the same house four years in a row. 909 00:58:04,213 --> 00:58:05,614 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 910 00:58:07,516 --> 00:58:10,253 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 911 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:12,621 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 912 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:18,594 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 913 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:19,362 Yes, sir! 914 00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:35,945 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 915 00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:39,949 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty. 916 00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:42,685 - You've had him two weeks... - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 917 00:58:42,718 --> 00:58:45,621 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 918 00:58:45,654 --> 00:58:47,723 you still have Bobby. 919 00:58:47,756 --> 00:58:52,495 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 920 00:58:52,528 --> 00:58:54,663 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 921 00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:59,502 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 922 00:59:01,637 --> 00:59:03,539 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 923 00:59:03,572 --> 00:59:05,108 would be draped all over him like a cheap... 924 00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:08,411 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 925 00:59:09,378 --> 00:59:10,279 Good. 926 00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:15,151 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 927 00:59:16,685 --> 00:59:19,655 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 928 00:59:19,688 --> 00:59:20,556 Oh. 929 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,230 Shh! 930 00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:30,966 Shh! Shh! 931 00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:34,403 - You're sick! - There's the target. 932 00:59:34,437 --> 00:59:35,604 All right. 933 00:59:38,374 --> 00:59:41,677 Oh, shit. Y-You know... I know a better house. 934 00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:44,480 - It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year. 935 00:59:45,281 --> 00:59:46,382 Our last mission. 936 00:59:48,584 --> 00:59:51,087 The final shitbomb. 937 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,421 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 938 01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:09,505 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 939 01:00:09,538 --> 01:00:11,707 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 940 01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:14,143 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 941 01:00:14,177 --> 01:00:15,611 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 942 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:23,286 I don't want to do this! 943 01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:39,568 Do it now! 944 01:00:41,370 --> 01:00:42,105 - Come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 945 01:00:43,472 --> 01:00:45,741 - Throw it! - Come on. Throw it! 946 01:00:45,774 --> 01:00:46,775 - Come on! - Shit. 947 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,246 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 948 01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,451 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 949 01:00:55,484 --> 01:00:58,154 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 950 01:00:58,187 --> 01:00:59,788 - - Come on, Big John! Keep him down! 951 01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:06,529 Ronnie, let's go! Come on! 952 01:01:07,496 --> 01:01:08,631 Get the hell out of there! 953 01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:14,437 - Come on, John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 954 01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:16,071 You hold the little bastard! 955 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,408 Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 956 01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,712 There must've been a hole in the net. 957 01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:25,281 We'll get 'em next year. 958 01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:28,784 I don't think he'll be back. 959 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,725 This is a fine-looking bird, Judy. 960 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,562 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 961 01:01:43,399 --> 01:01:44,900 Ronald. 962 01:01:44,933 --> 01:01:45,834 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 963 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,505 Let's see yours, sibling. 964 01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:56,279 Ahh... I didn't get mine yet. 965 01:01:56,312 --> 01:01:58,647 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 966 01:01:58,681 --> 01:02:01,584 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 967 01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:04,720 - I did not get mine yet! - Relax. 968 01:02:04,753 --> 01:02:06,255 There's no reason to raise your voice. 969 01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:12,661 Back to nursery school. 970 01:02:15,631 --> 01:02:18,334 Look, these are my friends, okay? 971 01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:21,237 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 972 01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:24,907 - What? - Read my lips. 973 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:27,810 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 974 01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:39,788 Two C's, three B's and one "A." 975 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:40,756 Outstanding, son! 976 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:44,427 Major improvement, Chuckie. 977 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:48,431 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 978 01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:49,198 I've been getting straight A's since birth. 979 01:02:50,299 --> 01:02:52,935 - So? - So! 980 01:02:52,968 --> 01:02:56,572 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 981 01:02:56,605 --> 01:02:58,241 Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. 982 01:02:58,274 --> 01:02:59,908 And I didn't! 983 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:04,680 - It's just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 984 01:03:04,713 --> 01:03:08,317 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? 985 01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:09,252 You give him money. 986 01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:11,687 Great. 987 01:03:13,989 --> 01:03:15,391 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 988 01:03:17,893 --> 01:03:19,795 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 989 01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,400 Here's your shake. 990 01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:31,640 I said thick! This isn't thick! 991 01:03:33,642 --> 01:03:36,345 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 992 01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:42,551 Looks thick to me. 993 01:03:43,519 --> 01:03:44,387 No! 994 01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:52,828 What are you doing home? 995 01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:57,466 I thought you had a date with Rock. 996 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,303 Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day. 997 01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:03,406 - Me too. - Tsk. 998 01:04:05,308 --> 01:04:06,775 There's a good movie on TV. 999 01:04:06,809 --> 01:04:08,544 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1000 01:04:08,577 --> 01:04:11,580 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 1001 01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:12,848 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 1002 01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:17,653 Hey, Kenneth! 1003 01:04:19,054 --> 01:04:21,590 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 1004 01:04:21,624 --> 01:04:22,758 Will you talk to me? Damn it! 1005 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:28,497 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 1006 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,533 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 1007 01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:32,768 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 1008 01:04:32,801 --> 01:04:36,805 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah! 1009 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:38,941 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 1010 01:04:38,974 --> 01:04:40,876 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 1011 01:04:40,909 --> 01:04:43,812 We have a lot of fun. 1012 01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:46,382 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 1013 01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,016 Get it! 1014 01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,990 Hey. Hi. 1015 01:04:55,023 --> 01:04:58,861 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 1016 01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:01,063 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 1017 01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:09,104 Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 1018 01:05:09,137 --> 01:05:10,839 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 1019 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,579 I wrote a new poem. It's called "Broken Moon." 1020 01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,048 - Um, it starts... - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 1021 01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:22,918 I wrote it for you. 1022 01:05:22,951 --> 01:05:26,822 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 1023 01:05:26,855 --> 01:05:28,891 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 1024 01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:30,058 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 1025 01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,061 Looks like you're the only one. 1026 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:38,000 Who? Iris? 1027 01:05:38,033 --> 01:05:41,069 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1028 01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:46,642 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 1029 01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:52,548 Cindy! 1030 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,019 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 1031 01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:08,564 - Happy New Year, pal. 1032 01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:11,500 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 1033 01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:12,735 - Clark County! - Big John! 1034 01:06:14,703 --> 01:06:17,940 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 1035 01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:21,009 God, you're an asshole, man. 1036 01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:28,951 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 1037 01:06:28,984 --> 01:06:32,921 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 1038 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:37,926 - Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 1039 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:43,031 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple: me and my outfit. 1040 01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:46,435 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 1041 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,503 You must really miss him. 1042 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:55,010 I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. 1043 01:06:55,043 --> 01:06:57,580 I even travel with my own wine. 1044 01:06:57,613 --> 01:07:00,483 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 1045 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:01,183 Very classy. 1046 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:06,689 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 1047 01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,162 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1048 01:07:15,831 --> 01:07:19,167 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 1049 01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:31,814 Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 1050 01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:34,750 - - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 1051 01:07:34,783 --> 01:07:37,853 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - Close it, please! 1052 01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:38,787 Geez! 1053 01:07:41,023 --> 01:07:42,925 Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 1054 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:46,662 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1055 01:07:46,695 --> 01:07:51,099 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now. 1056 01:07:51,133 --> 01:07:53,669 Oh... I'm it, and that's why you're with me. 1057 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,806 Oh. 1058 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,643 No. You won't respect me. 1059 01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:02,845 I respect you. Immensely. 1060 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,614 And intensely. 1061 01:08:06,915 --> 01:08:10,152 - You do? - I do. 1062 01:08:10,185 --> 01:08:13,722 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me..." 1063 01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:16,058 "in your arms..." 1064 01:08:17,092 --> 01:08:19,995 "in a sea of deep blue..." 1065 01:08:20,028 --> 01:08:23,098 "together at last, together..." 1066 01:08:23,131 --> 01:08:24,667 - "as two." - Oh, Ronnie. 1067 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,843 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1068 01:08:34,877 --> 01:08:39,014 ♪ From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go ♪ 1069 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:42,618 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines. 1070 01:08:42,651 --> 01:08:45,988 No shit? Are you new here? 1071 01:08:46,021 --> 01:08:48,123 Uh-huh. I just transferred. 1072 01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:49,124 Mmm. 1073 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:53,161 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1074 01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:55,564 ♪ And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh ♪ 1075 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:58,033 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1076 01:08:58,066 --> 01:09:02,104 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1077 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:04,740 Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew. 1078 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:07,042 ♪ Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh ♪ 1079 01:09:07,075 --> 01:09:11,046 To true friends... And a wild lady. 1080 01:09:11,079 --> 01:09:14,783 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1081 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:16,151 ♪ But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by ♪ 1082 01:09:16,184 --> 01:09:17,252 Check it out, Bobby. 1083 01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:24,226 ♪ So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 1084 01:09:24,259 --> 01:09:27,963 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1085 01:09:27,996 --> 01:09:29,064 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1086 01:09:31,967 --> 01:09:33,836 Oh, you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1087 01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:36,104 ♪ Dancin' with myself 1088 01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:38,707 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1089 01:09:40,108 --> 01:09:42,978 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1090 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:47,149 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1091 01:09:47,182 --> 01:09:49,317 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1092 01:09:50,318 --> 01:09:53,656 ♪ Ooohhhh... Ooowwww 1093 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:55,123 Come on. I don't buy it. 1094 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,359 Cindy? 1095 01:09:58,727 --> 01:09:59,862 Hey, no freakin' way! 1096 01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:06,034 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1097 01:10:07,302 --> 01:10:08,704 or I'll kill you. 1098 01:10:13,942 --> 01:10:17,680 ♪ Well, I looked all over the world ♪ 1099 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,247 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1100 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,116 Bobby! 1101 01:10:23,118 --> 01:10:26,321 ♪ Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink ♪ 1102 01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:28,791 Hi! How are you? 1103 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:31,126 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance... ♪ 1104 01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:37,232 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1105 01:10:37,265 --> 01:10:40,869 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1106 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,706 He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1107 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:45,708 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1108 01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:50,913 - Listen! - I'm not gonna put up with it! 1109 01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:53,048 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1110 01:10:53,081 --> 01:10:55,751 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1111 01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:57,219 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1112 01:10:57,252 --> 01:10:58,854 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh 1113 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:03,258 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh - You! 1114 01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:06,294 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself ♪ 1115 01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:08,864 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat... ♪ 1116 01:11:11,299 --> 01:11:12,134 You! 1117 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:18,974 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1118 01:11:19,007 --> 01:11:20,909 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1119 01:11:23,746 --> 01:11:28,283 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1120 01:11:29,517 --> 01:11:32,354 What a deal, huh? 1121 01:11:32,387 --> 01:11:35,758 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1122 01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:39,461 Oh, God. He bought me. 1123 01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:41,897 And he bought all of you. 1124 01:11:45,133 --> 01:11:47,803 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1125 01:11:50,272 --> 01:11:54,176 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1126 01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:55,410 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1127 01:11:57,780 --> 01:11:59,181 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1128 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:03,819 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1129 01:12:07,089 --> 01:12:09,057 The dance. That stupid dance! 1130 01:12:11,459 --> 01:12:12,961 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1131 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:17,900 I mean, at least I got... 1132 01:12:17,933 --> 01:12:19,201 At least I got paid. 1133 01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:22,037 Come on. 1134 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:28,911 Ricky? John? 1135 01:12:39,354 --> 01:12:40,488 Get out of my house. 1136 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:45,961 Uh... Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1137 01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,131 Everything is cool, really. 1138 01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:52,300 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1139 01:12:52,334 --> 01:12:54,369 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1140 01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:01,576 You ready to go? 1141 01:13:03,578 --> 01:13:06,314 - Um... I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1142 01:13:06,348 --> 01:13:07,449 I don't know what you're talking about. 1143 01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:13,121 Happy New Year. 1144 01:13:27,635 --> 01:13:29,838 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1145 01:14:26,394 --> 01:14:27,462 All right. 1146 01:14:47,382 --> 01:14:49,417 Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways... 1147 01:15:27,222 --> 01:15:30,058 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1148 01:15:30,092 --> 01:15:33,261 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1149 01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:35,530 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1150 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,969 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1151 01:15:42,270 --> 01:15:44,472 Look at that. He's been banished! 1152 01:15:44,506 --> 01:15:46,408 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind... 1153 01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:50,078 Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S. 1154 01:15:50,112 --> 01:15:54,049 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1155 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:57,519 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1156 01:15:57,552 --> 01:15:58,686 - isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1157 01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:03,158 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1158 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,094 Incoming! 1159 01:16:10,598 --> 01:16:12,667 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1160 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:26,314 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1161 01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,029 Incoming! 1162 01:16:46,601 --> 01:16:48,570 It's the nerd-mobile. 1163 01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:54,376 Yeah, right... On automatic pilot. 1164 01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:56,478 Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1165 01:16:56,511 --> 01:16:59,081 in the spaz-mobile. 1166 01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:02,084 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I knew 1167 01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:04,052 got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1168 01:17:21,769 --> 01:17:23,471 Okay, this is my high score. 1169 01:17:23,505 --> 01:17:24,839 Dave, you can beat me! 1170 01:17:24,872 --> 01:17:26,474 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1171 01:17:33,548 --> 01:17:35,150 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1172 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,323 You think this is easy for me? 1173 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:51,599 I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1174 01:17:51,633 --> 01:17:53,735 But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1175 01:17:55,737 --> 01:17:56,738 Aaah! 1176 01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:00,708 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1177 01:18:01,576 --> 01:18:03,545 Go... 1178 01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:05,280 - Kenneth... - You shit on my house! 1179 01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:12,887 You shit on my house. 1180 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,289 I know, Kenneth. 1181 01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:17,692 I know. 1182 01:18:28,736 --> 01:18:31,839 The quiz will cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1183 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:34,776 to the spinalis thoracis. 1184 01:18:34,809 --> 01:18:36,444 It will consist of 15 multiple choices and five mini-essays. 1185 01:18:36,478 --> 01:18:38,446 T... U... C... 1186 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:42,350 - S... O... N. - Your score will then account... 1187 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:45,587 - T... U... C... S... O... N. - For 20% of your final grade. 1188 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:46,788 Good luck. 1189 01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:53,728 Hi, Cindy. 1190 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:26,594 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1191 01:19:27,962 --> 01:19:29,497 But I have to talk to you. 1192 01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:32,934 I realize what a jerk I became. 1193 01:19:37,905 --> 01:19:39,374 All I ever did was think about you, 1194 01:19:41,876 --> 01:19:43,177 dream about being part of your life. 1195 01:19:47,982 --> 01:19:51,219 And then I got that stupid idea. 1196 01:19:51,253 --> 01:19:52,520 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1197 01:19:56,924 --> 01:20:02,564 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1198 01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:04,766 - You morally depraved psycho! - Ow! 1199 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:06,501 Detention... one month! 1200 01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:11,739 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1201 01:20:11,773 --> 01:20:12,674 Thanks. 1202 01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:23,751 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1203 01:20:23,785 --> 01:20:26,588 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1204 01:20:28,323 --> 01:20:30,625 Chuckie Miller, right? 1205 01:20:30,658 --> 01:20:33,528 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1206 01:20:33,561 --> 01:20:35,763 Boy? I see no boy here! 1207 01:20:42,304 --> 01:20:44,472 You think you shut me up? 1208 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,907 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1209 01:20:49,877 --> 01:20:51,245 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1210 01:21:09,731 --> 01:21:10,598 Cynthia? 1211 01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,002 Cindy? 1212 01:21:17,905 --> 01:21:19,874 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1213 01:21:23,378 --> 01:21:26,348 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1214 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:28,483 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1215 01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:38,092 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1216 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,027 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named... 1217 01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:42,897 Ronald, is that you? 1218 01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:45,600 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1219 01:21:45,633 --> 01:21:47,769 Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1220 01:21:51,706 --> 01:21:52,874 Mom, what'd he say? 1221 01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:56,611 First, he's a geek. 1222 01:21:56,644 --> 01:22:00,648 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1223 01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:02,584 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1224 01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:05,086 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1225 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,823 Who says? Hmm? 1226 01:22:35,049 --> 01:22:35,817 Oh, my God! 1227 01:22:36,684 --> 01:22:37,652 Pow! 1228 01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,724 Would you stop it? 1229 01:22:42,757 --> 01:22:45,427 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1230 01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:49,764 Listen, all right? Hold on! Just turn it off! 1231 01:22:49,797 --> 01:22:52,700 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1232 01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:55,470 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1233 01:22:55,503 --> 01:22:56,938 - I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1234 01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:59,807 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1235 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:00,842 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1236 01:23:02,944 --> 01:23:06,714 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1237 01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:07,982 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1238 01:23:11,085 --> 01:23:15,690 Cindy, just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1239 01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:21,663 Oh! You t... You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1240 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:26,901 But see... I realize you did me a favor. 1241 01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:29,671 You brought me back to reality. 1242 01:23:31,839 --> 01:23:33,641 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1243 01:23:36,644 --> 01:23:39,881 And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1244 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:47,689 Cindy... Oh, Cindy. 1245 01:23:47,722 --> 01:23:50,858 I was just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1246 01:23:50,892 --> 01:23:54,729 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1247 01:24:00,868 --> 01:24:01,803 Okay. 1248 01:24:03,938 --> 01:24:06,173 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1249 01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:07,141 I'll come back at 11:00. 1250 01:24:11,278 --> 01:24:14,882 I'll be washing my hair... Out of the country. 1251 01:24:15,983 --> 01:24:16,918 That's my favorite one. 1252 01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:28,062 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1253 01:24:36,203 --> 01:24:37,471 Is that right? 1254 01:24:38,706 --> 01:24:40,207 - Good job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1255 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:51,218 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1256 01:24:51,252 --> 01:24:54,188 Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way! 1257 01:24:54,221 --> 01:24:57,291 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1258 01:24:57,324 --> 01:25:00,061 No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. 1259 01:25:00,094 --> 01:25:02,096 Okay. 1260 01:25:02,129 --> 01:25:05,933 Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1261 01:25:05,967 --> 01:25:08,636 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1262 01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:11,138 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1263 01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:11,973 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1264 01:25:13,808 --> 01:25:16,811 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1265 01:25:16,844 --> 01:25:18,245 Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? 1266 01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:20,114 H-Helping her with some math. 1267 01:25:20,147 --> 01:25:23,651 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1268 01:25:23,685 --> 01:25:25,553 You better get back to your own side, 1269 01:25:25,587 --> 01:25:28,255 or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1270 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:29,223 Would you guys do something? 1271 01:25:36,330 --> 01:25:39,834 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1272 01:25:39,867 --> 01:25:42,303 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1273 01:25:42,336 --> 01:25:44,572 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1274 01:25:44,606 --> 01:25:46,908 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1275 01:25:46,941 --> 01:25:47,875 Let go. 1276 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:51,646 Now! 1277 01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:01,589 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1278 01:26:01,623 --> 01:26:05,226 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1279 01:26:05,259 --> 01:26:08,195 - and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. - Yeah, you cried all the way. 1280 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:11,766 We were all friends then, remember? 1281 01:26:13,868 --> 01:26:16,638 And now you want to end his life... 1282 01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:21,275 because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1283 01:26:21,308 --> 01:26:25,379 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1284 01:26:25,412 --> 01:26:29,183 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1285 01:26:29,216 --> 01:26:32,754 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1286 01:26:32,787 --> 01:26:34,822 But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody. 1287 01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:40,061 He's just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1288 01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:46,000 Cools, nerds, your side, my side. 1289 01:26:46,033 --> 01:26:49,170 Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself. 1290 01:27:00,314 --> 01:27:01,649 It's all right. 1291 01:27:16,964 --> 01:27:17,965 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1292 01:28:18,259 --> 01:28:19,426 This should cover it. 1293 01:28:32,539 --> 01:28:34,075 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1294 01:28:35,342 --> 01:28:37,044 Yeah, me too. 1295 01:28:39,947 --> 01:28:41,182 You ready? 1296 01:28:41,215 --> 01:28:43,250 Come on. Let's go. 1297 01:28:43,284 --> 01:28:45,386 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1298 01:28:45,419 --> 01:28:46,187 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1299 01:29:07,474 --> 01:29:08,776 Hi, Ronnie. 1300 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:18,185 - All right! Take a chance! - Whoo-hoo! 1301 01:29:38,539 --> 01:29:39,773 Ronald! 1302 01:29:43,110 --> 01:29:44,045 Ronald! 1303 01:29:48,282 --> 01:29:49,817 - Go for it! - Donald! 1304 01:29:56,858 --> 01:29:58,592 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1305 01:29:58,625 --> 01:30:01,595 Whoo! 1306 01:30:01,628 --> 01:30:04,365 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1307 01:30:04,398 --> 01:30:07,101 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1308 01:30:07,134 --> 01:30:09,303 Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me? 1309 01:30:09,336 --> 01:30:10,471 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1310 01:30:13,340 --> 01:30:15,309 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1311 01:30:15,342 --> 01:30:18,312 - Oh, it's a must. - Definitely. 1312 01:30:18,345 --> 01:30:21,548 ♪ Can't buy me love 1313 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:23,617 ♪ Love 1314 01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:27,454 ♪ Can't buy me love 1315 01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:30,091 ♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪ 1316 01:30:30,124 --> 01:30:32,626 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 1317 01:30:32,659 --> 01:30:35,529 ♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪ 1318 01:30:35,562 --> 01:30:38,499 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 1319 01:30:38,532 --> 01:30:41,168 ♪ 'Cause I don't care too much for money ♪ 1320 01:30:41,202 --> 01:30:44,171 ♪ Money can't buy me love 1321 01:30:44,205 --> 01:30:46,640 ♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪ 1322 01:30:46,673 --> 01:30:49,476 ♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪ 1323 01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:52,313 ♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪ 1324 01:30:52,346 --> 01:30:55,116 ♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪ 1325 01:30:55,149 --> 01:30:58,019 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1326 01:30:58,052 --> 01:30:59,486 ♪ Money can't buy me love 1327 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:03,290 ♪ Can't buy me love 1328 01:31:03,324 --> 01:31:05,226 ♪ Everybody tells me so 1329 01:31:05,259 --> 01:31:09,030 ♪ Can't buy me love 1330 01:31:09,063 --> 01:31:12,166 ♪ No, no, no... no 1331 01:31:12,199 --> 01:31:14,401 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 1332 01:31:14,435 --> 01:31:17,571 ♪ And I'll be satisfied 1333 01:31:17,604 --> 01:31:20,274 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 1334 01:31:20,307 --> 01:31:23,344 ♪ That money just can't buy 1335 01:31:23,377 --> 01:31:26,080 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1336 01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:28,482 ♪ Money can't buy me love 1337 01:31:28,515 --> 01:31:29,917 ♪ Owwww 1338 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:49,536 ♪ Can't buy me love 1339 01:31:49,570 --> 01:31:51,538 ♪ Everybody tells me so 1340 01:31:51,572 --> 01:31:55,309 ♪ Can't buy me love 1341 01:31:55,342 --> 01:31:58,479 ♪ No, no, no... no 1342 01:31:58,512 --> 01:32:00,982 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 1343 01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:04,051 ♪ And I'll be satisfied 1344 01:32:04,085 --> 01:32:06,620 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 1345 01:32:06,653 --> 01:32:09,723 ♪ That money just can't buy 1346 01:32:09,756 --> 01:32:12,326 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1347 01:32:12,359 --> 01:32:14,328 ♪ Money can't buy me love 1348 01:32:14,361 --> 01:32:17,598 ♪ Can't buy me love 1349 01:32:17,631 --> 01:32:20,034 ♪ Love 1350 01:32:20,067 --> 01:32:23,337 ♪ Can't buy me love 1351 01:32:23,370 --> 01:32:24,571 ♪ Ohh