1 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:52,519 "Good morning, Columbus." 2 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:58,242 My mother's eternal words, reminding me America was already discovered, 3 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:01,998 and that day-dreaming was a long way from life's truths. 4 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:06,236 Why tell me the difference between an apple and a bicycle? 5 00:07:06,688 --> 00:07:10,044 If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, I'll know the difference. 6 00:07:10,688 --> 00:07:14,317 But thinking about what to do made me more tired than actually doing. 7 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,317 I remember my father said: If you want to look at someone's soul, 8 00:07:18,768 --> 00:07:20,645 you have to look at their dreams. 9 00:07:21,088 --> 00:07:24,285 Then you'd have mercy for those who swim in bigger shit than your own. 10 00:07:25,768 --> 00:07:29,204 My name is Axel Blackmar, and I work for the Department of Fish and Game. 11 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:33,197 Most people think I count fish, but I don't. 12 00:07:33,648 --> 00:07:37,687 I look at their souls, their dreams and then I let them into my dreams. 13 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:42,562 People think fish are stupid, but they aren't. They know when to be quiet, 14 00:07:43,008 --> 00:07:47,160 It's people that are stupid. Fish know everything, and don't need to think. 15 00:07:48,288 --> 00:07:52,440 See, fish start out in small streams, then I prepare them for the ocean. 16 00:07:52,888 --> 00:07:56,039 When they're ready to die, they return to where they came from. 17 00:07:56,488 --> 00:08:00,242 That's my connection, that's why I swam away to the city. 18 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,519 Okay, here's my job: 19 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:05,038 All I do is temporarily electrocute the fish, 20 00:08:05,488 --> 00:08:09,322 then with deep respect, I scoop 'em and haul 'em in, one by one... 21 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:13,556 Sometimes I'll look into fish eyes and I'll see my whole life. 22 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:16,926 It's something only fish can show us, and I love 'em for it. 23 00:08:17,368 --> 00:08:21,520 I tag the fish, measure 'em and weigh 'em, make sure they're doing okay. 24 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:26,758 If they want to talk, I always listen. That's the job of a Fish God. 25 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,278 I've never caught a fish in a lie, 26 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:32,606 and I've never seen a fish swim in the shit that human people do. 27 00:08:33,528 --> 00:08:36,565 That's why I love my work, and I love New York. 28 00:08:37,008 --> 00:08:41,160 Not because my mother said it was a place with real magnetic pull, 29 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:45,044 but because you can see everybody, and nobody can see you. 30 00:08:50,568 --> 00:08:53,924 Hey, honey! How are you? How was Istanbul? 31 00:08:56,208 --> 00:09:00,918 I'm looking for my girlfriend, Suzanne Supak. I just spoke with her. Over. 32 00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:03,518 I love you too, honey. 33 00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:09,641 I miss you too, honey. Over. Two more, please! 34 00:09:10,648 --> 00:09:12,479 Pregnant? Wow! Over. 35 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:15,923 Listen, honey... 36 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:18,518 Alright, let's go. - Have the abortion... 37 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:21,641 I'm not going. - Come on! We're running late! 38 00:09:22,088 --> 00:09:24,044 I said I'm not going. 39 00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:29,278 You said you're not going? - I said I'm not going. 40 00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:31,844 I'm not going. - You're not going? 41 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:35,200 Are you going to go or no? 42 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:40,557 Are you gonna shoot me? - Am I? - You're going to kill me? 43 00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:46,245 These things. I don't even... It's a blank. 44 00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:49,521 But I had you scared, right? 45 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:53,845 Let me feel. You shit your pants. 46 00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:03,722 "Take care of me"... I'm fuckin' sick of it! 47 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:05,523 What? 48 00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:09,481 He's your uncle, for Chrissakes. 49 00:10:10,328 --> 00:10:14,446 If he wants to see me, why did he send you? 50 00:10:15,328 --> 00:10:17,478 You know it wasn't his fault, right? 51 00:10:17,928 --> 00:10:21,762 I don't blame him for anything, Paul. I never said it was his fault. 52 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:25,041 He's marrying, and wants you as his best man. 53 00:10:25,488 --> 00:10:30,687 You be his best man. - Why are you like that? You're killing him! 54 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,878 Alright, Axel! Axel, listen. 55 00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:39,603 End of story! Over! 56 00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:44,563 I love you too! 57 00:10:45,008 --> 00:10:49,081 I'm going to go back and tell him I couldn't find you. 58 00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:51,644 Really? - Really. I have no choice. 59 00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:56,127 Promise? - I promise. What about a hug? No hug for me? 60 00:10:57,328 --> 00:11:00,081 Axel, you smell like a scumbag! 61 00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:04,646 I'm a happy scumbag. I got a nice truck, a great job. - But you smell. 62 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:08,526 What're you gonna have? - Two beers. - Two beers, OK. 63 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,004 And a ginger ale. - Two beers and... 64 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:14,008 Forget the ginger ale. Two beers and two shots. - Blanche? 65 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,200 Two... - Who's the boss? 66 00:11:16,648 --> 00:11:19,879 I am. - He is. 2 beers, 2 shots. - And a ginger ale. 67 00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:21,761 2 beers, 2 shots. 68 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:25,837 And a ginger ale. - Don't confuse her. - A ginger ale please? 69 00:11:26,288 --> 00:11:29,360 Anyway, Axel, I love you, but... 70 00:11:29,808 --> 00:11:32,925 What? I love you too. - Okay, well, you know... ginger ale. 71 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:38,000 That's right. 2 beers and 2 shots. - And a ginger ale. 72 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,645 "2 beers and 2 shots." What's that? What? - That thing... 73 00:11:42,128 --> 00:11:44,039 What thing? - Like a funny accent or something. 74 00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:47,924 What funny accent thing? - "2 beers and 2 shots." - What? 75 00:11:48,488 --> 00:11:50,763 I dunno... like New York. 76 00:11:51,848 --> 00:11:54,806 Funny New York accent, huh? - Yeah. 77 00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:59,884 Is De Niro funny? Is Pacino funny? Is Rocky funny? 78 00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:03,600 The great actors are all from New York. - Sinatra? 79 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:07,245 Sinatra's from Hoboken, New Jersey. Now let's toast. 80 00:12:08,288 --> 00:12:11,439 Alright? It's been three years, OK? - Three years. 81 00:12:12,088 --> 00:12:15,205 To three years. - Three years. 82 00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:21,204 Blanche, ginger ale. 83 00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:25,367 Two shots. 84 00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:28,880 We don't see each other 3 years, and you want ginger ale. 85 00:12:29,328 --> 00:12:33,321 Thank you, Blanche. - Thanks for the ginger ale. - You're welcome, boys. 86 00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:45,123 Gimme a hug. I'll plug my nose. 87 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,722 Back to the dream. 88 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:54,637 The man gives the stomach balloon to the little boy. 89 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,517 Pushes him out of the igloo. 90 00:12:57,968 --> 00:13:02,041 While the kid is outside, the two inside start, y'know... 91 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:06,518 Alright! Stop yelling, we're on Broadway. Show respect. 92 00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:06,240 Therefore, I know you're all dying for a piece of wedding cake... 93 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:10,124 So I will make this short and sweet. 94 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,446 Millie, 95 00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:15,367 dear friends, 96 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:19,881 waiters and waitresses, I'd like to propose this wedding toast... 97 00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:23,126 Leo! - Not now, Millie. 98 00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,684 Come on! 99 00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:33,721 Hey! Don't fuck around! 100 00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:38,287 Cut it out! Don't be a jerk! Cut it out! 101 00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:44,722 I got an audition coming up! You're lucky I don't kick your ass... 102 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,767 Cut it out! Axel! 103 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:50,041 You want me to come down? - Come on down! 104 00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:52,922 Stop shaking the ladder! - Axel! 105 00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:54,517 I'm coming down! - Leo! 106 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,879 My boy! - Axel! 107 00:15:57,328 --> 00:15:58,727 I can't believe it! 108 00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:06,239 You got big on me! 109 00:16:06,688 --> 00:16:09,486 You heard about the wedding? - I did. Congratulations. 110 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:14,365 I'd be proud if you'd be my best man. - I gotta get back to New York. 111 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,767 Sure... Larry, we have to make Axel an appointment for a fitting. 112 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,199 Honestly, Leo, I've got to go. 113 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,685 It's so good to see you, Axel. You look terrific, Axel. 114 00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:28,120 I just want to show you something. I want to share this with you. 115 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,036 What do you think about my Saguro? 116 00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:33,444 The cactus? - Nice, huh? 117 00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:36,004 Let me let you in on a secret: 118 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:40,441 When a cactus is that young, it is very vulnerable. That's why 119 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:43,880 I planted that Mesquite tree right next to it, for protection. 120 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:48,560 If you don't see an older tree nearby a new cactus, you can forget it. 121 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,487 It ain't gonna make it. 122 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,284 Come on inside. Somebody's dyin' to meet you. 123 00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:59,318 Millie! I'd like you to meet my nephew Axel. 124 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,759 Axel, this is Millie. 125 00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,116 How do you do? 126 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,680 Aren't you overdoing it just a little, Millie? - Oh, sorry. 127 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:16,403 Come on, sit down next to me, Axel. 128 00:17:18,928 --> 00:17:21,647 Lemme get a pair of pants on first... 129 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,917 Stop singing! - I'm not singing. I count! 130 00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:33,006 Count the stitches! 131 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:37,441 You've been on that jacket for a week. Finish it! 132 00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:40,038 Bye bye anybody... 133 00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:55,002 Sorry for interrupting you two, but I had to get my pants on. 134 00:17:56,808 --> 00:18:00,118 Leo's told me so much about you. 135 00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:04,401 I guess you know I'm gonna be your new aunt. 136 00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:10,518 You're his... fianc�e. 137 00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,162 Yeah. 138 00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:19,757 You don't have to call me Aunt Mille, though. Unless you want to. 139 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,367 How old are you? - Twenty three. 140 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,481 We're almost the same age... 141 00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:35,805 Isn't that funny? 142 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:43,363 Millie, please. Remember we talked about this? 143 00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:48,677 I'm sorry, Leo. Just a second. 144 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,168 Leo's trying to teach me how to stop crying. 145 00:18:54,608 --> 00:19:00,922 Sweetheart, go in the other room and try on the other dress for Axel. 146 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:05,886 That'll get your mind off... 147 00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:12,079 Go in the other room, sweetheart, and try the other dress on. 148 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:18,478 It'll take your mind off crying. It's in the other room! 149 00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:24,600 I'm going. - Do me the favor. 150 00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:44,240 You know, Axel, my little Polish cupcake is very sensitive... 151 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:47,156 ...like the Eastern Europeans are. 152 00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:51,282 But she's very nice, right? - Very nice, Leo. 153 00:19:52,168 --> 00:19:54,762 And you know how old she is? - She's young. 154 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,039 Damn right. That's success. 155 00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,481 To achieve that success, you need to sell cars. - I don't want to. 156 00:20:01,928 --> 00:20:07,798 Axel, my father had the first Cadillac dealership in Arizona in 1914! 157 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,524 He had this magnificent dream, to sell as many cars as he could, 158 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:16,041 and stack them up until they got high enough so he could walk to the moon. 159 00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:20,845 Isn't it beautiful? - Very beautiful, Leo. But they'd topple over. 160 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,882 That's what I said, but he wanted me in the business, 161 00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:26,284 and I resisted, like you're resisting me. 162 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,720 I'm not resisting, Leo. I just don't want to sell cars. 163 00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:33,240 What the hell are you afraid of? - Nothing. 164 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,082 One thing I was sure of, 165 00:20:40,528 --> 00:20:43,520 my uncle Leo was definitely the hero of my childhood. 166 00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:50,162 The smell of his "Old Spice" carried me back more than the home movies did. 167 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:56,158 It was the sweet, cheap smell of car dealers that took me back, 168 00:20:56,608 --> 00:20:58,997 and made me dissolve into the past. 169 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:03,205 Leo was the last dinosaur that smelled of cheap cologne. 170 00:21:03,648 --> 00:21:06,401 And he believed in the American dream. 171 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,487 I was crazy about him, because he believed in miracles. 172 00:21:09,928 --> 00:21:13,125 Even though he lived inside of life and sold Cadillacs, 173 00:21:13,568 --> 00:21:17,846 he always looked like a 10-year-old boy whose sleeves were too long. 174 00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:20,404 Leo gave me this movie camera. 175 00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:23,681 My mother always hoped I'd become the next Milton Berle. 176 00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:28,280 But dreams of houses, cars, and lawns aren't dreams when they become real. 177 00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:33,324 I understood what my mother meant by "Good morning, Columbus." 178 00:21:33,768 --> 00:21:38,398 Even if she didn't like what I was doing, I think she'd understand me. 179 00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:29,121 When I was 11, I got this really weird earache that wouldn't go away. 180 00:22:29,568 --> 00:22:32,321 A hundred doctors couldn't help me... 181 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,963 So Leo went into Mexico, 182 00:22:35,408 --> 00:22:39,606 and brought back this fat lady witch doctor who fixed me right up. 183 00:22:40,448 --> 00:22:43,645 I was grateful, but I thought I might've been better off mute. 184 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,837 All in all, I had a very happy childhood. 185 00:22:47,608 --> 00:22:51,806 My dad, a border guard, spent his life trying to stop people crossing lines. 186 00:22:52,368 --> 00:22:56,646 For 15 years, he'd smooth down the road between Mexico and Arizona, 187 00:22:57,088 --> 00:23:00,478 and every morning he'd be out there looking for footprints in the dirt. 188 00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:03,806 But my father always said that work was like a hat you put on your head. 189 00:23:04,248 --> 00:23:09,003 And even without pants, you didn't have to be ashamed of your ass. 190 00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:12,758 One thing I was sure about: 191 00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:16,998 The moment my parents died, my childhood was gone forever. 192 00:23:18,968 --> 00:23:21,926 Leo could never shake the guilt of my parents' death 6 years ago. 193 00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:25,162 Leo was driving the car that night. 194 00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:29,442 It got so bad that he even felt guilty if he used too much shaving cream. 195 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:33,563 Four days after the funeral, I caught a train to New York City. 196 00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:38,759 If somebody asked me why I don't take the next train back to New York, 197 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,881 it's because you can't say no to your childhood hero. 198 00:23:42,328 --> 00:23:45,445 I decided to be his best man, but one thing I was sure of: 199 00:23:45,888 --> 00:23:48,243 No matter how much I loved the smell of cheap cologne, 200 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:53,125 I was never going to become my uncle, and I would never sell Cadillacs. 201 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:02,444 Axel, if I died tomorrow, where would you be? 202 00:24:14,528 --> 00:24:16,519 You're not gonna die tomorrow. 203 00:24:16,968 --> 00:24:19,528 Who knows when I'll die? 204 00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:23,404 Your mother and father didn't. - That was an accident. 205 00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:27,079 No, it was stupidity. I shouldn't have been behind that wheel. 206 00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:29,962 Please, no guilt. Please. 207 00:24:35,048 --> 00:24:36,003 Look, 208 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:41,476 I'm not going to allow you to become a bum in New York. 209 00:24:42,328 --> 00:24:46,640 I want you to stay here with me. Try it for one week. 210 00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:50,239 If you don't like it, then you go home. 211 00:24:50,688 --> 00:24:52,519 Okay? 212 00:25:05,968 --> 00:25:09,847 Axel, make "busy." Very, very busy. - Hello. 213 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:13,361 Busy, but "willing to take time out from your schedule," Axel. 214 00:25:20,248 --> 00:25:21,203 Hello. 215 00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:24,681 Axel, make "sexy." 216 00:25:32,928 --> 00:25:35,123 Try it with your lips, pucker them up..."Hello." 217 00:25:37,928 --> 00:25:41,682 No, more with the lips, you know, "Hello." 218 00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:47,644 Axel, I'm a gorgeous woman, and I have big, beautiful breasts. 219 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,726 Now do "sexy." 220 00:25:51,648 --> 00:25:54,116 No, Axel. Breasts. 221 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,162 You're talking art, you're talking gravity. 222 00:26:19,048 --> 00:26:23,485 You see this? - Yeah. Banana. - Proteins, proteins... 223 00:26:24,688 --> 00:26:27,407 Your organs produce a certain amount of proteins. 224 00:26:27,848 --> 00:26:31,921 Well, when you see a beautiful woman, you produce extra proteins. 225 00:26:32,368 --> 00:26:35,519 These extra proteins go directly to your brain. 226 00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:39,085 Where do you get all this stuff? - Scientific fact. 227 00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:42,759 Anyway, I've figured out a way to make it work for me. 228 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:45,403 I call it "The Gaze." 229 00:26:45,848 --> 00:26:48,316 You look into a woman's eyes, and you think exactly 230 00:26:48,768 --> 00:26:51,328 what you want her to do for you. 231 00:27:32,288 --> 00:27:37,408 You're an actor? Oh my God, he's an actor! 232 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:42,884 In 12 days, I have a gigantic performance I'm doing in Tucson. 233 00:27:43,448 --> 00:27:45,882 Maybe you'd like to come and see me? 234 00:27:46,328 --> 00:27:51,721 It's an audition. - What have we seen you in? Movies, TV shows? 235 00:27:52,168 --> 00:27:56,400 Do you go to foreign films? - No. - I'm a major star in Europe. 236 00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:58,201 Foreign films? 237 00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:01,246 Yeah, foreign films. 238 00:28:14,688 --> 00:28:16,485 Come here, close to me. 239 00:28:17,728 --> 00:28:19,525 Feel better now? 240 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,165 Feel better now? 241 00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:28,276 You like that? Don't touch my face, okay? 242 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,086 Oh, come on! - No, I'm not kidding. 243 00:28:32,528 --> 00:28:35,679 We can make love, but don't touch my face or my hair. 244 00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:39,916 Are all actors like that? - All the great actors are. 245 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:45,720 Do you think anybody touches Brando's face? Or Pacino's? 246 00:28:46,168 --> 00:28:50,764 Do they touch De Niro's face? Or fucking touch Johnny Depp's face? 247 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:55,406 No one's gonna touch Paul Leger's face, okay? 248 00:29:02,728 --> 00:29:04,366 I'm missing my favorite scene... 249 00:29:04,808 --> 00:29:08,323 I'm telling you, if I hear anything, I swear I'm gonna kill somebody... 250 00:29:08,768 --> 00:29:11,407 Go ahead and kill everybody! You're the tough guy! 251 00:29:11,848 --> 00:29:13,361 Kill Vicky, kill Salvy, 252 00:29:13,808 --> 00:29:15,764 Tommy Como, and me while you're at it! 253 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:19,644 You're killing yourself, the way you eat, you fat fuck! 254 00:29:20,088 --> 00:29:22,283 What do you mean "kill you"? 255 00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:23,683 Me, kill me! 256 00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:28,121 Start here! Do me a fuckin' favor! - You meant something. 257 00:29:28,648 --> 00:29:32,527 You mentioned Tommy, Salvy, and you included you with them. 258 00:29:33,008 --> 00:29:35,727 You could have said anybody, but you said you and them. 259 00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:39,518 You've let this girl ruin your life. 260 00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:41,799 She really did some job on you! 261 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,445 Look what she did to you! - You fucked my wife. 262 00:29:45,888 --> 00:29:47,116 You fucked my wife? 263 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:53,244 I'm not going to answer. It's a sick question. 264 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:55,999 I'm gonna leave. 265 00:29:56,448 --> 00:29:57,642 Very nice! 266 00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:01,763 You won't have troubles in your bed, so don't pick it out on me! 267 00:30:22,608 --> 00:30:24,485 Pig, pig, pig! Here! 268 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,682 Hello. - Hello there. 269 00:30:52,688 --> 00:30:55,077 Adrian Del Monica. - How do you do? 270 00:31:00,808 --> 00:31:04,005 I'm not seein' it. - It's right in front of you! 271 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:09,647 Yeah, but the vibe... It's all wrong. 272 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:20,006 Mine is a '66, and it's old! I need a new one! 273 00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:24,116 I'm not giving you any more. 500 dollars, that's it. 274 00:31:24,568 --> 00:31:26,843 Are you listening to me? 275 00:31:27,288 --> 00:31:29,802 Don't even think about this, Mother! 276 00:31:30,248 --> 00:31:33,285 I can look if I want to. - Get out! You cannot pay for this. 277 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:36,879 Yes I can! - No you can't, Mother! 278 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:40,604 We made a deal, 500 dollars. - I don't know, well... 279 00:31:41,048 --> 00:31:43,642 How are you going to pay for this? - With your money. 280 00:31:44,088 --> 00:31:46,079 Which is half mine. - You know what, Mother? 281 00:31:46,528 --> 00:31:49,600 Fuck you! - Hello, Axel Blackmar. - Fuck you, too! 282 00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:55,247 What a beautiful dress. - I didn't come here for cheap compliments. 283 00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:59,124 I wasn't complimenting you. Sorry. Forgive me if I've offended you. 284 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:04,724 I'm sorry. - You break, you pay! - No. 285 00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:06,920 Something wrong with it? 286 00:32:10,048 --> 00:32:13,597 Yeah, it's funny. - Thank you. That's very nice. 287 00:32:14,048 --> 00:32:18,007 Okay, right. The undercoating looks pretty good. 288 00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:20,720 The suspension is funny. 289 00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:25,127 Look, the right wheel, see? It's lower than the left. - It is. 290 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:26,762 It's true. 291 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:30,962 I didn't mean to insult. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look. 292 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:34,320 Are you going to sell me a car or not? - Yes. 293 00:32:34,768 --> 00:32:36,440 Hello, Elaine. - Hi! 294 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,163 I didn't know you worked here. - Temporary. 295 00:32:39,608 --> 00:32:42,520 Can you hold on a sec? I'll be right with you. 296 00:32:43,568 --> 00:32:46,640 Keep the daughter busy. - No. She's my first customer. 297 00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:49,761 The woman knows my face. It's better for the sale. 298 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:53,803 It's better if I do it! - Don't ever touch my suit. 299 00:32:54,248 --> 00:32:57,206 Do me a favor, keep the daughter busy. 300 00:32:58,448 --> 00:33:01,246 Elaine, do you want to step outside? - Sure. 301 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,920 Why's he looking at me like that? - Oh, he's a kid. He's... 302 00:33:16,008 --> 00:33:17,885 You ever think about suicide? 303 00:33:18,328 --> 00:33:20,558 Excuse me? - Suicide. 304 00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:23,203 Not recently. 305 00:33:24,248 --> 00:33:28,082 I think about it all the time. I want to come back as a turtle. 306 00:33:28,968 --> 00:33:31,687 Turtles are very nice. - Yes, they're the best. 307 00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:38,761 She's not my real mother. She married my father. He's dead. 308 00:33:40,368 --> 00:33:43,997 Both my parents are dead. - You sure become your parents. 309 00:33:44,448 --> 00:33:48,680 Even if they're not your real parents. I'm gonna kill myself before that. 310 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:52,803 Really? - Yup. - Do you think you're overreacting? 311 00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:59,524 I don't have another match. 312 00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:03,088 Look at my hands! These aren't my hands. 313 00:34:03,528 --> 00:34:05,086 These are her hands. 314 00:34:06,568 --> 00:34:09,207 Do you like my legs? I hate them! 315 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,085 Sometimes I'll be sitting, 316 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:15,440 and I'll look down, and they're crossed just like hers. 317 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:19,278 She does have nice legs. - Yes, she does. 318 00:34:20,448 --> 00:34:22,803 What's so bad about becoming your mother? 319 00:34:23,248 --> 00:34:26,524 Just wait. One day you'll wake up, and you'll be your father. 320 00:34:27,488 --> 00:34:30,605 Wrong. My uncle is my only family. - What does he do? 321 00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:33,801 He owns this place. - See what I mean? 322 00:34:34,848 --> 00:34:38,397 My father owned the 3rd largest copper mine in Arizona. 323 00:34:38,848 --> 00:34:41,965 Now I own the 3rd largest copper mine in Arizona. 324 00:34:42,408 --> 00:34:45,605 You're an idiot if you think you can escape it. 325 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:48,039 Don't call me an idiot. 326 00:34:51,568 --> 00:34:53,047 Look, man... 327 00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,240 I gave you pazzazz, 328 00:34:55,688 --> 00:34:58,156 I offered you excitement, vibes, 329 00:34:58,608 --> 00:35:00,326 sexy good-looking, 330 00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:05,558 I even gave you Waaaaaagaaanganngg! What else could you want in a car? 331 00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:08,522 Good gas mileage. That's important. 332 00:35:09,328 --> 00:35:11,478 Mr. Del Monica, look at my lips. 333 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,721 They're gonna say: 334 00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:19,288 Take your whsshht and get off my lot, before I punch you! 335 00:35:19,728 --> 00:35:20,922 Now git! 336 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:23,401 Are you sore? - Out! Out! 337 00:35:30,848 --> 00:35:32,998 Buy a Ford! 338 00:35:34,288 --> 00:35:36,927 It's disgusting. Isn't it disgusting? 339 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:39,718 Goodbye, chickenhead. - Axel. 340 00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:43,797 Hey Elaine, I was wondering... I know we just met, 341 00:35:44,248 --> 00:35:49,766 but I was wondering if the two of us could meet for a picnic or a soir�e? 342 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,961 I don't think so. Goodbye, Paul. 343 00:35:59,888 --> 00:36:03,244 What the fuck was that? - What? - I was waiting for that woman. 344 00:36:03,688 --> 00:36:06,964 Why was the door locked? - She was making a phone call. 345 00:36:07,408 --> 00:36:08,477 Really? 346 00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:11,567 Gentlemen, new showroom policy: As of today, 347 00:36:12,008 --> 00:36:14,966 if any customers come in dressed casually, 348 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:19,526 they're yours. Starting now. Clear the area. 349 00:36:29,408 --> 00:36:32,127 Did you know that the warriors in Papua New Guinea 350 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,957 avoid eating turtle meat before battle? 351 00:36:35,408 --> 00:36:38,127 They believe that turtles are very shy, 352 00:36:38,568 --> 00:36:40,240 and if they eat the meat, 353 00:36:40,688 --> 00:36:43,600 their enemies will become shy, and run away. 354 00:36:44,848 --> 00:36:48,158 Did you know that? - Well, it is fascinating. 355 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:53,159 A Papua New Guinea story! - It's "Papua." - I don't give a shit! 356 00:36:53,608 --> 00:36:59,763 Wait! Isn't that the place where the village boys go into the woods, 357 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:06,807 and they build a giant lean-to... a shack. - That's right! 358 00:37:07,248 --> 00:37:10,638 Then they take a woman they've captured from another village, 359 00:37:11,088 --> 00:37:12,726 and they put her inside the lean-to. 360 00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:17,764 And then every boy in the village goes in to lose his virginity. 361 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:23,487 When the last boy in line is inside, the rest go to the shack and knock... 362 00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:25,680 You know the rest? - Yes. 363 00:37:26,128 --> 00:37:28,039 Why do they knock it down? 364 00:37:28,488 --> 00:37:33,004 Because they eat the poor bastard who was last, and the girl. 365 00:37:33,448 --> 00:37:36,326 Nice. - But they're natives. Natives. 366 00:37:39,488 --> 00:37:41,718 Oops! I've lost my napkin! 367 00:38:28,688 --> 00:38:31,998 There's plenty of room here. Why don't you move apart? 368 00:38:32,448 --> 00:38:34,120 We're fine. 369 00:38:34,568 --> 00:38:35,967 Grace! 370 00:38:38,368 --> 00:38:42,122 Axel, tell them the Eskimo movie dream thing. - Why don't you, Paul? 371 00:38:42,568 --> 00:38:44,399 Well, I'd love to hear it! 372 00:38:44,848 --> 00:38:47,237 Oh yes! My mother loves bed-time stories. 373 00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:49,122 Go on, Axel. 374 00:38:51,168 --> 00:38:53,728 This Eskimo, Dooey, is fishing... 375 00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:58,363 through a hole in the ice, and he catches this fish 376 00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:02,437 with both eyes on the same side of its head. - I'm sorry. 377 00:39:02,888 --> 00:39:06,847 But is that a real fish? - Yes, it's a real fish. 378 00:39:07,288 --> 00:39:09,483 And there's a storm coming, 379 00:39:09,928 --> 00:39:14,206 so Dooey gets on his dog sled, and travels through the ice. 380 00:39:14,648 --> 00:39:15,763 Stop! 381 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,164 Grow up! Mother, now! - Mind your own business! 382 00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:22,123 ...he builds a fire, and the snow from the tree falls down 383 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,684 and puts the fire out. - Jesus. 384 00:39:25,128 --> 00:39:27,039 Sweetheart, go play. 385 00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:30,122 Is that it? - No. So now Dooey is dying, 386 00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:35,245 and his dog hypnotizes him, 387 00:39:35,688 --> 00:39:37,883 and brings him back to the igloo, 388 00:39:38,328 --> 00:39:40,239 where his wife rubs 389 00:39:40,688 --> 00:39:44,806 his body with a sponge, and brings him back to life. 390 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:49,883 That's beautiful. 391 00:39:50,808 --> 00:39:52,036 It is beautiful. 392 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,959 What was that? - My hand slipped. - A kid. 393 00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,445 A kid. Beautiful. 394 00:40:21,408 --> 00:40:24,445 It must give you great pleasure to be the life of the party, Mother. 395 00:40:24,888 --> 00:40:25,957 What party? 396 00:40:26,408 --> 00:40:28,922 Why must you try to screw 397 00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:31,245 every man you see under 30? - Grace, 398 00:40:31,688 --> 00:40:34,327 in Papua New Guinea, it's considered a right of passage... 399 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,123 I don't want to hear it! 400 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:41,760 In Papua New Guinea, if a woman wants to go to bed 401 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,642 with a young man, she can. - Stop it! 402 00:40:45,088 --> 00:40:46,601 If she's older, it's okay! 403 00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:51,564 If you fucking say it one more time, I'm going to smash this table now! 404 00:40:55,568 --> 00:40:56,637 Let go! 405 00:41:23,008 --> 00:41:25,841 Paul, maybe we should go... - Sit down! - Go! 406 00:41:26,288 --> 00:41:27,641 Sit. - Go! 407 00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:31,678 No! You're not invited! Go! - Sit! 408 00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:35,325 I think we should stay here tonight. - No! You're not invited! 409 00:41:35,768 --> 00:41:37,724 My friends can stay if they want. 410 00:41:38,168 --> 00:41:42,047 You are disgusting. An immature girl in a sagging, old body! 411 00:41:42,488 --> 00:41:46,447 You're a pale imitation of a young me. - Except I didn't kill my husband! 412 00:41:46,888 --> 00:41:48,799 Tell your fucking new friends 413 00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:52,479 what that's like! - Shut up! - No, you go ahead! 414 00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:53,963 Shut up, Grace! 415 00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:59,482 You're disgusting! - Shut up! - No, 'cuz I said it! 416 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,317 If it hadn't been for you, he'd still be alive! 417 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:06,603 Fuck. 418 00:42:12,928 --> 00:42:16,967 That's it. I'm gonna kill myself right now. 419 00:42:17,408 --> 00:42:19,126 Okay, good. 420 00:42:21,728 --> 00:42:24,959 Go ahead! I'll give you a nice funeral. 421 00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:32,606 I'm sure you will. But you're not getting any of my money! 422 00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:35,846 I don't care. What else is new? 423 00:42:36,568 --> 00:42:38,877 Look, Mom! See? 424 00:42:39,648 --> 00:42:41,127 She's taking down her panty hose. 425 00:42:41,568 --> 00:42:45,959 I'm so glad I'll be dead for your birthday! - Your best present ever! 426 00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:48,046 This is it, Mom! Goodbye! 427 00:42:55,888 --> 00:42:57,037 Get away! 428 00:43:00,848 --> 00:43:02,247 Look, Mom! 429 00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:04,918 She has her panties around her neck! 430 00:43:05,688 --> 00:43:06,643 I'm eating! 431 00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:09,477 You're desperate and sick, Mom. 432 00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:14,604 You're sick. I can't live this way. I don't want to live this way. 433 00:43:15,048 --> 00:43:18,518 Why don't you have some dignity? - I'm not living this way. 434 00:43:19,928 --> 00:43:22,237 What do you want me to do? - No, this is good. 435 00:43:22,688 --> 00:43:25,885 What did you do that for? I didn't bite him! 436 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:30,044 Mom! - You didn't have to hit me, did you? Is my nose bleeding? 437 00:43:31,128 --> 00:43:32,356 Grace, please don't. 438 00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,481 Why aren't you looking, Mom? 439 00:43:35,928 --> 00:43:37,600 I'm a failure! 440 00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:41,877 I won't live this way. - I've been incorrigible. 441 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:45,206 Mom, you made me do this. - Stop this! 442 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,365 Fuck yourself! - Paul! Shut up! ...cowardly lion. 443 00:43:51,048 --> 00:43:52,606 Grace, I'll never say it again. 444 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:56,085 Liar! - No! I promise! 445 00:43:56,528 --> 00:43:58,280 You promise what? - Never to say "Papua..." 446 00:43:58,728 --> 00:44:00,719 You're so evil, Mother! 447 00:44:24,048 --> 00:44:25,322 It's okay... 448 00:44:27,408 --> 00:44:29,524 I'll fight you standing on one foot, 449 00:44:30,008 --> 00:44:31,726 I'll fight you with my eyes closed! 450 00:44:33,248 --> 00:44:34,397 Elaine! 451 00:44:37,888 --> 00:44:40,925 You know when you're just about to go to sleep, 452 00:44:41,368 --> 00:44:44,724 or you're just sort of, you know, falling asleep... 453 00:44:45,168 --> 00:44:48,683 and you think you're really falling, so you catch yourself? 454 00:44:49,808 --> 00:44:54,563 That ever happen to you? You're not falling, just falling asleep. 455 00:44:55,008 --> 00:44:56,123 There you go. 456 00:44:58,488 --> 00:45:00,922 When I was a little girl, 457 00:45:01,928 --> 00:45:04,123 I always wanted to fly. 458 00:45:05,368 --> 00:45:06,721 From the top of the house. 459 00:45:08,648 --> 00:45:10,639 At night, I'd close my eyes, 460 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:14,241 and imagine I was on the roof, 461 00:45:14,688 --> 00:45:17,919 looking down at my parents in their bed. 462 00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:20,919 And then I'd jump off... 463 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:23,926 and I'd fly... 464 00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:28,882 While everyone was sleeping, 465 00:45:29,688 --> 00:45:32,760 I'd be soaring around, 466 00:45:36,648 --> 00:45:38,923 looking through their windows, 467 00:45:40,368 --> 00:45:41,721 flying... 468 00:45:45,528 --> 00:45:47,917 and resting in the trees. 469 00:45:50,488 --> 00:45:52,797 I always knew I could, 470 00:45:54,088 --> 00:45:56,363 but I never told them. 471 00:45:57,968 --> 00:46:02,120 Once someone knows, they can make you fall. 472 00:46:11,328 --> 00:46:14,081 After I'm big, I may start acting weird, 473 00:46:14,528 --> 00:46:17,281 stop returning calls, dressing all in black, 474 00:46:17,728 --> 00:46:19,605 fancy restaurants, the whole shtick. 475 00:46:20,048 --> 00:46:22,004 I want you to keep me in perspective. 476 00:46:22,448 --> 00:46:26,361 Paul, you already wear black. - You know what I mean. 477 00:46:27,048 --> 00:46:29,767 I just can't become a slave to my success. 478 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:34,201 I have to stay myself. - I think she likes me. 479 00:46:34,688 --> 00:46:37,964 Did you see how she looked in my eyes? - The great Paul Leger! 480 00:46:38,408 --> 00:46:41,366 I started thinking about Paul's garbage theory, about 481 00:46:41,808 --> 00:46:44,606 male organs making extra proteins when a beautiful woman looks at you. 482 00:46:45,528 --> 00:46:48,122 And if she keeps on looking, they produce 483 00:46:48,568 --> 00:46:53,005 an extra protein, so deadly that one drop on the tip of an arrow 484 00:46:53,448 --> 00:46:56,645 could kill a fucking rhino in 2 seconds. 485 00:46:57,688 --> 00:47:00,486 I started to think what I wanted her to think, 486 00:47:01,248 --> 00:47:03,000 I looked in her eyes, 487 00:47:04,048 --> 00:47:05,197 and bingo! 488 00:47:09,488 --> 00:47:11,365 She was mine. 489 00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:15,481 Paul swears that cavemen used this deadly technique, 490 00:47:15,928 --> 00:47:19,921 and that the deadly male protein killed the dinosaurs, not the ice age. 491 00:47:20,368 --> 00:47:23,599 I think he saw it in a movie, and convinced himself it was true. 492 00:47:24,048 --> 00:47:26,118 That's how Paul escaped. 493 00:47:26,568 --> 00:47:29,366 And that's just what he did the next day. 494 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:32,197 I never paid much attention to Paul's garbage theories. 495 00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:34,923 But then I realized he was right. 496 00:47:35,368 --> 00:47:39,566 I felt the proteins running through my body like broken glass. 497 00:47:40,008 --> 00:47:44,240 I tried to keep the proteins busy by making flying machines. 498 00:47:44,688 --> 00:47:47,600 I've never built a flying machine before. 499 00:47:48,048 --> 00:47:51,085 The proteins were making things fly in my head. 500 00:47:51,528 --> 00:47:55,123 The more I worked on it, the more I was sure it would fly. 501 00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:59,322 I just kept telling myself: It's gonna fly. 502 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:03,768 Love hit me like an elephant, 503 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:07,325 and I was thrown into a jungle of dreams. 504 00:48:07,768 --> 00:48:11,522 Mother was wrong about magnetic pulls. There was only one pull, 505 00:48:11,968 --> 00:48:13,765 and she was lying on my back. 506 00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:18,357 I wasn't "falling in love," because I never felt any weight, 507 00:48:18,968 --> 00:48:22,756 because I was "flying in love," for the first time in my life. 508 00:49:17,448 --> 00:49:19,837 Beautiful morning out, isn't it? 509 00:49:20,808 --> 00:49:22,161 Yes, it is. 510 00:49:25,368 --> 00:49:27,438 Sit down. I'll do this. 511 00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:34,078 Cereal? - Huh? - Cereal? 512 00:49:35,128 --> 00:49:36,447 Sure. 513 00:49:47,248 --> 00:49:50,763 I made some coffee for you. - Great, thanks. 514 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:53,517 Did you fuck her? 515 00:49:53,968 --> 00:49:55,845 What? 516 00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:00,446 My mother. Did you fuck her? 517 00:50:02,728 --> 00:50:03,683 No. 518 00:50:13,448 --> 00:50:17,361 You liar! I can smell her on you. 519 00:50:22,128 --> 00:50:25,086 You're not the first, did you know that? 520 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,164 Could I have some milk? 521 00:50:38,928 --> 00:50:42,762 She's had a lot of young ones like you, eats you up like chocolates. 522 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:47,520 Could I have a spoon? - When she finishes a whole box, 523 00:50:52,008 --> 00:50:56,160 she sticks her finger down her throat, and it comes back up. 524 00:50:59,248 --> 00:51:03,799 You must have done well in school. - Straight A's. 525 00:51:54,288 --> 00:51:56,722 Food! - Good! 526 00:51:57,928 --> 00:51:59,998 Food! Hungry! 527 00:52:00,448 --> 00:52:03,042 I'm kind of hungry. - Hungry! 528 00:52:06,288 --> 00:52:09,837 Very good. - Good... Thirsty? Yes. 529 00:52:59,168 --> 00:53:02,444 Two... one... go! 530 00:53:22,608 --> 00:53:23,882 Almost! 531 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:34,921 You ever thought about leaving? - Only a million times. 532 00:53:36,368 --> 00:53:40,156 Why don't you? - Soon I'm going to Papua New Guinea. 533 00:53:42,648 --> 00:53:46,527 Ever thought about Alaska? - Why would I go there? 534 00:53:46,968 --> 00:53:49,436 It's very beautiful. 535 00:53:49,888 --> 00:53:55,167 In my dream, y'know, the movie dream? There was a place on the Bering Sea. 536 00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:58,805 It's completely flat, and really, really quiet, y'know? 537 00:53:59,768 --> 00:54:03,841 Not even the wind whistling, because there's nothing there. 538 00:54:04,288 --> 00:54:06,244 And then there's a boat, 539 00:54:07,368 --> 00:54:08,926 and then... 540 00:54:10,528 --> 00:54:13,247 there's the Eskimos. - The Eskimos! 541 00:54:13,688 --> 00:54:19,160 The Eskimos push their old people out on ice floes to die! - No! 542 00:54:19,608 --> 00:54:23,601 They don't do that! Elaine, I was trying to tell you the other night. 543 00:54:24,048 --> 00:54:27,757 Eskimos believe that, even though you die, 544 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,926 you're never really 545 00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:31,767 dead. 546 00:54:32,648 --> 00:54:33,683 What then? 547 00:54:36,088 --> 00:54:37,760 You're... infinity. 548 00:54:38,768 --> 00:54:42,317 They believe that when the physical suit of skin dies, 549 00:54:42,768 --> 00:54:46,238 it becomes part of the earth, but your soul... 550 00:54:46,688 --> 00:54:49,486 keeps going, into other things... 551 00:54:49,928 --> 00:54:52,567 like trees... 552 00:54:53,008 --> 00:54:55,602 or fish or rocks... 553 00:54:56,048 --> 00:54:59,927 or even other people, who actually are at that point, you. 554 00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:02,845 And if you don't like what you became? 555 00:55:08,288 --> 00:55:09,243 Shit! 556 00:55:10,488 --> 00:55:13,321 You wait a few years, and then you turn into something else. 557 00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,965 And love works the same way... 558 00:55:17,408 --> 00:55:21,401 So like, if you and I went down in a plane crash, 559 00:55:21,848 --> 00:55:25,761 that would be okay, because our souls would keep going. 560 00:55:26,768 --> 00:55:29,885 And we'd love each other over and over, from place to place, 561 00:55:31,408 --> 00:55:33,080 because it's infinity. 562 00:55:34,128 --> 00:55:37,837 And you want to go there with me? - Yeah. 563 00:55:39,808 --> 00:55:44,359 We would love each other over and over, for infinity. 564 00:55:45,408 --> 00:55:46,363 Elaine, 565 00:55:47,288 --> 00:55:52,885 we'll go to the Bering Sea, we'll be in love, and we'll never die. 566 00:55:53,328 --> 00:55:57,446 Never die. We can leave tomorrow, or we can leave right now. 567 00:55:58,488 --> 00:55:59,921 Okay. 568 00:56:22,008 --> 00:56:26,479 I hope we're not disturbing. - What are you doing here, Leo? 569 00:56:26,928 --> 00:56:29,647 Axel, is that how you say hello? - Just hold it. 570 00:56:30,088 --> 00:56:33,205 Mrs. Stalker, nice seeing you again. Axel, get your things, 571 00:56:33,648 --> 00:56:37,357 and we can get going. - I'm not going anywhere, Leo. 572 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:41,398 I bet you're gonna come. - Paul, hold it. - Alright. 573 00:56:41,848 --> 00:56:47,366 Mrs. Stalker, if we could just be privately for a moment? 574 00:56:57,768 --> 00:56:58,723 Yes. 575 00:57:04,648 --> 00:57:09,847 So you're working on the old airplane? - Don't touch it! - I'm sorry. 576 00:57:13,408 --> 00:57:15,922 It's great! Great. 577 00:57:16,368 --> 00:57:21,317 You should be with your sick uncle, instead of playing with this nutcase. 578 00:57:21,768 --> 00:57:24,760 You know, this whole airplane... - What did you say? 579 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,678 You know what this is for her? This is like a prescription. 580 00:57:29,128 --> 00:57:33,599 The name you called her! - Oh, I called her a name? - Yes. 581 00:57:34,048 --> 00:57:38,724 What did I call her? Can't remember. I think I called her... psycho! 582 00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:41,921 Psychopath! When are you gonna get it, Axel? 583 00:57:48,088 --> 00:57:51,717 Nothing like freshly brewed coffee. - It's instant. 584 00:57:53,648 --> 00:57:55,957 I knew that, Mrs. Stalker. 585 00:57:56,408 --> 00:58:00,606 I don't like conflict. - No one said you did, Mr. Smilie. - Sweetie. 586 00:58:01,048 --> 00:58:04,120 I know no one said that I did. 587 00:58:05,408 --> 00:58:09,686 But we should get down to business. - We don't have any, Mr. Smilie. 588 00:58:10,128 --> 00:58:12,164 Sweetie. Try that. 589 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:18,879 Very nice. We do have business. I want him returned to me. 590 00:58:20,448 --> 00:58:23,485 He's a man, not an object, Mr. Smi... Sweetie. 591 00:58:23,928 --> 00:58:26,123 A stranger doesn't tell a father what a son is. 592 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:30,086 You'll find it's not me who's the stranger. 593 00:58:32,368 --> 00:58:35,166 Mrs. Stalker, let me put it this way: 594 00:58:35,608 --> 00:58:38,361 You see that '65 Coup de Ville? - It's a '66, not a '65. 595 00:58:38,808 --> 00:58:42,847 I beg your pardon, it's a '65, and although it's very nice, 596 00:58:43,288 --> 00:58:47,839 it needs suspension work in the front. - The suspension is perfect. 597 00:58:48,288 --> 00:58:50,358 Fine. Then it needs a new alignment. 598 00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:56,162 Did you come here to give automotive advice? - Though an older model, 599 00:58:56,608 --> 00:58:59,281 it still has style. - Sugar? - I never use it. 600 00:59:00,768 --> 00:59:02,963 Now imagine if you will, 601 00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:08,879 a brand new Coup de Ville, fresh from the factory, 602 00:59:09,328 --> 00:59:12,081 sitting alongside your '65. 603 00:59:12,528 --> 00:59:14,883 The beautiful lines of the older model 604 00:59:15,328 --> 00:59:19,162 lose their elegance. The body sags, the finish is dull. You wash it, 605 00:59:19,608 --> 00:59:24,807 wax it, but it's still lifeless. - Mr. Smilie... 606 00:59:25,648 --> 00:59:29,436 There isn't a thing you can do to make it new again! 607 00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:33,244 Those two automobiles do not belong together. Am I clear? 608 00:59:33,688 --> 00:59:37,442 No, the only thing that's clear, Mr. Smilie... - No! Sweetie! 609 00:59:37,888 --> 00:59:42,837 ...is that your attempt to insult me with car metaphors is incredibly 610 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:46,917 immature! - Immature! Right! You could be his mother! 611 00:59:47,368 --> 00:59:51,122 But I'm not, Mr. Sweetie, I'm his lover. 612 00:59:53,568 --> 00:59:55,798 And I must tell you, your nephew 613 00:59:56,248 --> 00:59:59,763 is a wild animal in bed. Perhaps you might ask him for lessons. 614 01:00:00,408 --> 01:00:05,721 I had hoped his sexual awakening would've been with someone who 615 01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:08,841 knew the difference between making love and fucking! 616 01:00:17,768 --> 01:00:21,681 Come on! Coffee break is over, fellows. Back to work! 617 01:00:22,128 --> 01:00:27,077 Come on, Paul! Axel! Come on! - No! I'm not going! 618 01:00:27,528 --> 01:00:31,237 Paul, grab the other arm! I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, 619 01:00:31,688 --> 01:00:32,916 little son-of-a-bitch! 620 01:00:34,448 --> 01:00:37,997 Come on, Axel! - You don't realize how angry... - Just come along! 621 01:00:38,448 --> 01:00:41,121 I'm really mad! - Hands off him, Mr. Smilie! 622 01:00:44,928 --> 01:00:48,125 Elaine, you can't shoot me, I have this performance on Friday. 623 01:00:48,568 --> 01:00:51,082 It's an audition. 624 01:00:51,528 --> 01:00:54,486 It's not a performance. It's an audition. 625 01:00:56,328 --> 01:00:58,523 This is ridiculous. 626 01:00:58,968 --> 01:01:00,447 I mean... 627 01:01:01,488 --> 01:01:05,561 I mean, Mrs. Stalker, we've said a lot of things, and some 628 01:01:06,008 --> 01:01:08,363 were half kidding... Why don't you put down the gun? 629 01:01:10,008 --> 01:01:13,842 That I understand. That makes sense. 630 01:01:14,288 --> 01:01:17,121 No more of that. 631 01:01:17,568 --> 01:01:20,287 Axel, don't forget, Friday at 8:30! 632 01:01:21,128 --> 01:01:25,167 Yes, get in the car! Go back 633 01:01:25,608 --> 01:01:27,564 to where you should be! 634 01:01:33,488 --> 01:01:37,163 I knew if Paul saw me, he'd never understand 635 01:01:37,608 --> 01:01:41,806 that going to Papua New Guinea wasn't the answer. Flying was the secret. 636 01:01:42,248 --> 01:01:46,958 Columbus wouldn't think I was crazy for building a flying machine, 637 01:01:47,408 --> 01:01:52,118 because history is all dreams. No rules or books. It's just there, 638 01:01:52,568 --> 01:01:57,198 waiting to be discovered like when Columbus found this place. 639 01:01:57,648 --> 01:02:00,287 I don't know if he found his dream. 640 01:02:00,728 --> 01:02:01,683 Fuck with me, now! 641 01:02:02,128 --> 01:02:07,327 Because in the middle of a storm, you can't turn back, like Elaine. 642 01:02:07,768 --> 01:02:10,601 She could only sail straight ahead. 643 01:02:11,048 --> 01:02:14,597 If she asked me to build a rocket, and take her to another galaxy, 644 01:02:15,048 --> 01:02:16,879 I'd build a rocket. 645 01:03:52,968 --> 01:03:55,163 Very nice! Good. 646 01:03:56,288 --> 01:03:59,644 Excellent! You finished now? - No! - No? 647 01:04:00,088 --> 01:04:02,204 No! - You just finish. 648 01:04:02,648 --> 01:04:04,798 To remember my dreams, 649 01:04:05,248 --> 01:04:08,558 I turn them into stories. But dreams are like life. 650 01:04:09,008 --> 01:04:13,126 You can't catch them in your hands, because you can't really see them. 651 01:04:13,568 --> 01:04:18,323 If you believe in your dreams, no tornado, volcano or typhoon 652 01:04:18,768 --> 01:04:23,842 can knock you "out of love," because love exists on its own. 653 01:04:24,288 --> 01:04:27,246 Listen to me, if you ever touch this machine again, 654 01:04:27,688 --> 01:04:29,724 I'm going to kill you! 655 01:04:30,608 --> 01:04:34,123 Being caught in the dream of two women is the craziest storm of all. 656 01:04:34,568 --> 01:04:38,527 The battle isn't good and evil, but between weaker and stronger. 657 01:04:39,128 --> 01:04:43,041 The weaker is desperate for air. At this moment, my feet were 658 01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,718 planted in the ground like a tree, 659 01:04:46,168 --> 01:04:49,160 and if you moved to one side, you become the storm. 660 01:04:49,608 --> 01:04:54,159 Even though I was ready to kill Grace, I wasn't sure which side I'd move to. 661 01:04:54,608 --> 01:04:57,600 So I tried to anchor myself until the storm passed. 662 01:05:25,448 --> 01:05:26,881 Disgusting! 663 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,323 Turn around!