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The West
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Our ranch was located several miles
north of Divide,
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lost in the Pioneer Mountains.
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The closest thing to traffic was when
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Union Pacific Freight trains rumbled through the valley.
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at 5: 44 am
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11: 53 am,
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5: 15 pm.
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Divide was literally located
on the continent of the divide.
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To the east, rivers spill into the Atlantic.
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To the west, it is spill into the Pacific.
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One day my brother Layton
and I, decided to
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christian its natural water.
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Look over here.
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Hello Big Sur!
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Hello New Orleans!
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But Layton's favourite pastime
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was shooting at anything that moved.
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Big loop.
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Elbow up.
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Ready?
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Now!
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Go!
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Stop!
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Upon my brothers request,
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father built us a seesaw.
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Slow down!
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Come on, cowboy.
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My father loved Layton
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more than anything in the world.
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Yes , Good deal.
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I would have liked
to be a daredevil, too.
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But I knew I never be upto it.
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One year earlier
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Orffyreus have five marbles
trapped in tubes,
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creating an imbalance.
This rocking motion, however,
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caused the energy to dissipate.
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Robert Flux built a mill
based on the concept
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of perpetual rotation.
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However the inherit friction of the machine
caused significant loss of energy.
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Italian philosopher Marco Zimara
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imagined a machine that could
recycle the wind.
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But the force required
to compress the bellows
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was greater than the energy produced by the windmill.
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So it didn't work.
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No scientific challenge
remains greater,
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most prestigious,
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more mythical,
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than that of finding the key to
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perpetual motion.
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Yet some affirm that
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this quest is doomed to failure.
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Such a machine
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defies the laws of the universe.
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The very basis of thermodynamics
assumes that
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all mechanism will
eventually come to stop.
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Given the current state of Science
and Technology,
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isn't the quest for perpetual motion
better suited for
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idealists and poets
than real scientists?
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What if imagination start it
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and science end it?
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Those who push the boundaries of science,
what they not all poets?
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I'm certain
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that as we speak here today,
that somewhere in this country,
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a budding Leonardo Da Vinci
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is gaining up for the challenge.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh God ...
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Hello.
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Sir, I am the Leonardo from Montana.
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Oh yeah? What you are going to do?
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I accept the challenge.
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You do?
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One afternoon in August,
the phone rang
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while my sister Gracie and I
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on the porch, shredding sweet corn
into large metal buckets.
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What?
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the buckets were riddled with
bite marks dating back to last spring
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when our dog Tapioca got depressed
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and started eating metal.
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Gracie, can you hold this for a second.
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This is what I predicted.
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Manticora herculeana
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is a subspecies of cicindeler.
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Who was at that called ?
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Same time,
has a heart at tip of the mandible
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doesn't seem to have a white spot on the electra.
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Mom?
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The phone, who was it?
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Oh, a call for T.S.
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A call for him?
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Who was it?
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I do not know.
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She is still in the line.
she is waiting.
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You should probably go.
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If you finish before I get back, count the
number of good ears and the number of bad ones.
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Why don't get the kernels,
while you're at it?
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I had 3 options
to get to the phone.
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The corridor / kitchen way,
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the quickest
but also the most boring.
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Upstairs /Downstairs route,
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but the shift in altitude made me nauseous.
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I opted for the third and
riskiest,
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particularly when father was working
around the house.
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The scent in room smelled like
whiskey stained leather.
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and moldy photographs.
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If you just closed your eyes,
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you could feel the dust forming onto your prairie
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after a cowboy posse cavalcade.
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Layton use this thing as setting room,
was the greatest thing since
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quirrell trees.
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I would like to speak to T.S. Spivet,
this is Miss Jibsen,
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Under Secretary of the Smithsonian.
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Hold on.
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Father!
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Phone!
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My father is all yours, Ms. Jibsen.
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Hello, Mr. Spivet.
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Yes! My dad is listening.
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Could you hand him the phone please.
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No! My father is mute, Ms. Jibsen.
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He can hear you
but can only respond in sign language.
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I will translate everything for you.
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You are the T.S. Spivet
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that has just invent the magnetic wheel?
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One second. Father saying ...
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Yes, I only sent you the blueprints.
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Because , I didn't have the time to do it.
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The quest for perpetual movement!
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I mean, Its the Holy Grail of inventors ...
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Tell me Mr.Spivet, I take it you live
in Montana?
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Coppertop ranch.
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Longitude: 112� 44' 19".
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Latitude: 45� 44' 27".
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These are the coordinates to my bedroom.
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Wow! Clearly you have an eye for detail!
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which is a reckless ad for
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any great inventor.
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Father is asking:
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so you are the head of the Smithsonian?
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Well! Technically,
I'm the Under Secretary, but,
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many people would say I run the place.
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Wow
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Yeah.
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Look Mr.Spivet,
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your invention
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has won our prestigious Baird Award.
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Spencer Baird Award?
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Indeed.
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Our 150th anniversary gala
is in a week's time
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and this would be perfect oppurtunity
for you to
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You know
Make your acceptance speech.
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Of course, we would
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provide you with a
sign language interpreter.
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But ...
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I'll be in class.
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I go back to school on Monday.
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You must teach
at the University of Montana?
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A quick phone call to your president,
Jack Campbell,
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and it will be taken care of.
I mean,
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We are talking about
the Baird Award after all.
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Prairie of Truth
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Mountain of Lies
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I was just thinking.
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I can't come out to receive the Baird award.
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I have too much work to finish.
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Thanks anyway.
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Have a good day.
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What are you doing?
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What do you think I am doing?
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You are going to mess up my dataset.
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You're in there for like 15 hours.
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Who was that?
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A journalist ... From New York.
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Wants me to go there
for an interview about my work.
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Inside Gracie's cortex
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Just laugh in his face, its the only way to deal with this.
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Clearly he is making it up.
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And if it were true?
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You mean this total spass leaving
Montana before us?
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Would it be so bad to be a celebrity sister?
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This total dork, invited to New York ...
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for an interview?
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You're full crap.
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I told her I can't come,
cause' classes are again monday,
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but she was insisting.
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What did I do to god for hate me?
It's like
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"Here, Gracie, I found you
a family full of nutjobs,"
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"And you are gonna live in no worse in Montana"
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"and your brother, who is a
total spat"
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"is going to New York!"
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I told you I am not going
I've got a school.
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News fash crazy
New Yorkers loves spatters
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Its kind of a new trend!.
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Too late.
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Any chance you've got
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she wallowed in the role of the
misunderstood actress
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She landed the lead in a retro
anti establishment theater piece.
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But that night,
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I was busy working on a challenge
set by Discover magazine
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"How to drop an egg from the top"
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"of the Empire State Building
without breaking it. "
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Inorder to finish my project
and get out of saying Gracie's blain,
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I had to end this Tapioca to the rest field.
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One night, in a Bette Davis face,
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Gracie launched into a heated diatribe
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about father's museum setting hall.
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Is it even conceivable that the cowboy museum
or rather, mausoleum
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could be turned into a normal living room
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where normal people
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could relax and have normal conversation?
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My father, Tecumseh Elijah Spivet,
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was born 100 years too late.
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He had the soul, stature,
and mindset of a cowboy.
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For him talking was a necessary chore,
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as shoeing a horse.
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Cellphone reception was nowhere
to be found at coppertop ranch
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and father refused to install a telephone
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in Gracie's room.
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And you heard in the voice?
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Her looks.
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Yeah, its no wonder in history of Miss America
pagents Miss Montana never won.
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Except, the worst selection ever!
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every night in his setting room
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father took off his boots
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and muttering some cryptic statements
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after raising glass of
whiskey upto his lips
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precisely every 45 seconds.
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a conversion from a cricket.
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crickets and insects,
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were my mother's specialty.
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Dr Clair spent most of her adult life
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studying tiny creatures with the
magnifying glass,
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then classifying them into species ...
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and subspecies.
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What if it doesn't exist?
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I mean, for a year now,
you stopped everything
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to prove that tigermonk cicindele's exist
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Stopped everything?
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What do you mean, in a
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maternal sense or a scientific one?
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What is it that you want me
to start doing again?
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Or else I stopped doing?
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I don't know.
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Your research on the
parasitic scolyte catepiller maybe?
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Your findings could've saved
all the pine trees in Montana.
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Every other scientific attempt
have failed.
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Failed?
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Form the ecologists
point of view, maybe.
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But from the caterpillar's
point of view,
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looks like a win win situation.
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Anyway I never liked pine trees.
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They're dripy and sticky.
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Some things are just meant to die.
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How my parents ever fell for each other
is a mystery.
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They were like day and night.
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The human head lice,
Pediculus humanus capitis
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belong to the Anoplura family.
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A. N. O. P. L. U. R. A.
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T.S., When you drawing the legs,
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make sure you observe not just how many there are
but the exact distance between them.
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Yeah. The exact distance
between them.
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Beware of mediocrity,
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its the fungus of the mind.
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We must constantly fight
against it
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or creeping to everything we do.
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Darn!
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Those got away.
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A lasso to catch him.
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Thanks, Dad.
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A fool, by definition is the one who turns,
what is beyond his middle grasp,
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will do one big joke.
273
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Then a few days later,
at the end of the hallway,
274
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their hands brushed against
each other,
275
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as if they were secretly exchanging
a few seeds.
276
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,506
And then there was Layton,
277
00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:20,550
my dizygotic twin.
278
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:24,095
That's when two sperm cells
fertilize two seperate eggs.
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To each his own embryo
280
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To each his own lucky star
281
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:31,894
Layton got the height
and I got the neurons.
282
00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:42,194
Mom!
Yeah!
283
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,241
Have you ever gotten AIDS?
284
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,311
What?!
285
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,248
Angela Ashworth says AIDS are bad
and you probably have them.
286
00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:59,297
Well! next time,
you just tell Angela Ashworth
287
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:02,383
Just because she feels insecure
about being a little girl
288
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:06,804
in a society that puts an anointed amount of pressure
on moment to the baptism physical standard
289
00:20:07,013 --> 00:20:08,890
it doesn't mean that she had to take out her
290
00:20:09,056 --> 00:20:11,851
misplaced self loathing
on a nicer boy like you.
291
00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:15,229
You may be an inherent part of the problem,
but, certainly doesn't mean you have AIDS.
292
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,733
I'm not sure I can remember all that.
293
00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:22,320
Well, just tell her ... she's fat.
294
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,056
OK.
295
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:29,076
But Layton died last year doing an accident
with the gun in the old bar.
296
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,167
I don't know what went wrong.
297
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,794
I was there too.
Measuring gun shots.
298
00:20:43,883 --> 00:20:45,676
No one ever talked about it.
299
00:20:47,553 --> 00:20:48,721
No one.
300
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:52,558
Not bad.
301
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,102
Except that we have to go over
this a little bit.
302
00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,148
Daisy ... B +.
303
00:20:59,815 --> 00:21:00,816
Solid work.
304
00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:04,737
Excellent illustrations
of the lake formation process.
305
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:08,241
T.S. .. C +.
306
00:21:10,284 --> 00:21:12,954
Report shows
undeniable qualities,
307
00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:15,748
but as usual, is way off subject.
308
00:21:16,415 --> 00:21:19,085
What does the formation of lakes in Montana
have anything to do
309
00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:22,713
with the east-west migratory pattern
of Canadian Geese.
310
00:21:24,924 --> 00:21:26,884
Sir, I'm not sure
if you read the introduction ...But I
311
00:21:27,093 --> 00:21:28,844
You think you're the smarter than
everyone else, don't you?
312
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:32,807
As for the diagram,
its very pretty
313
00:21:32,974 --> 00:21:34,684
but scientifically erroneous.
314
00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:36,519
Really, Sir?
315
00:21:37,103 --> 00:21:38,896
Bacause I sent it to the
Discover Magazine
316
00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:42,567
and ... they like it, and they publish it.
317
00:21:48,497 --> 00:21:51,284
Do not play games with me, T.S.
318
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,662
You're out of your league.
319
00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,916
And what about the magnetic wheel?
320
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,710
Didn't mention anything
about that.
321
00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:03,880
I dont give a a rat's ass about
the magnetic wheel
322
00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:07,300
Mr. Stenpock,
how can a man like you,
323
00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:11,012
supposed to open our minds
through scientific curiosity,
324
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,014
How can you be so aggresively narrow minded?
325
00:22:13,222 --> 00:22:14,891
Every scientists were like you
326
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:16,142
The will be no penicillin,
327
00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:17,268
no relativity,
328
00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:18,352
or sewer trains,
329
00:22:18,561 --> 00:22:20,563
Know what it would be,
no chocolates or cookies!
330
00:22:23,357 --> 00:22:26,194
Superiority complex,
this is what you have. T.S.
331
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,864
Your talents in scientific observations
would be put to better use
332
00:22:30,031 --> 00:22:32,200
in picking your socks in the morning.
333
00:22:48,925 --> 00:22:50,635
Lend me a hand for a second?
334
00:22:55,556 --> 00:22:56,557
What's your need?
335
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,559
Settle out the creak.
Its drying among its pockets.
336
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:01,187
We'll get her spit up all
she has got before sunset.
337
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,200
Com'on.
338
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:17,995
To know that my father had to resort
to ask me help from me,
339
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,248
his only remaining son
340
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,750
The one who is used to saw in the ranch
341
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,961
filled me with sadness.
342
00:23:29,966 --> 00:23:32,843
Layton should have been here,
not me.
343
00:23:34,095 --> 00:23:38,933
One day, he shot a coyote with his
Winchester from 200 yards.
344
00:23:39,225 --> 00:23:41,143
Father was so impressed.
345
00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,355
He took off his hat and slapped
it on my brother's head.
346
00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:47,024
It was a special moment.
347
00:23:47,191 --> 00:23:49,569
I knew it would never happen to me.
348
00:23:52,488 --> 00:23:54,532
She is still runnin a bit last week.
349
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:56,367
There's no back for got some juice.
350
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,123
Like the... the crickets teasing me.
351
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,713
Couple of months earlier,
352
00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:12,550
I had built a scale model
depicting the hydrology of our valley.
353
00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:17,471
You could see the various water tables,
drainage trenchs, soil compositions
354
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,515
and sweepage capacity.
355
00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:37,617
Dad! You wanna give it a look?
356
00:24:48,711 --> 00:24:50,421
See... If you dig from here to there,
357
00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,757
the water will be channeled
to there.
358
00:24:53,299 --> 00:24:55,635
thereby increasing the flow of water,
359
00:24:55,843 --> 00:25:00,014
those thereby stagnating and evaporating.
360
00:25:00,223 --> 00:25:02,517
'Cause the laws of fluid mechanics,
361
00:25:02,725 --> 00:25:03,601
make it unstoppable.
362
00:25:03,809 --> 00:25:05,770
You asked me I was just pissing the can.
363
00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:08,189
Open your eyes, you'll see that.
364
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,791
That ignorant goats.
365
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,460
Don't worry, I've got it.
366
00:25:30,086 --> 00:25:32,255
Right.
367
00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:40,638
So this used to be coyote chow.
368
00:25:45,101 --> 00:25:47,311
It's okay, Stinky, Don't worry.
369
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,980
I am not gonna hurt you.
Don't worry.
370
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,697
Maybe dying on a ranch
from a snakebite,
371
00:25:58,614 --> 00:26:00,366
is more befitting than a
self inflicted
372
00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:02,368
gunshot going to the head
373
00:26:02,577 --> 00:26:05,037
by an old rifle
in a cold barn.
374
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,878
Fixing on kissing that poison rope?
375
00:26:17,383 --> 00:26:19,510
We still got our bussiness day,isn't it?
376
00:26:24,223 --> 00:26:27,768
That was the first time
my father ever patted me on the back,
377
00:26:29,103 --> 00:26:32,648
but I couldn't tell who was to brush me off,
to reprimand me
378
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,609
or a substitute for a hug.
379
00:26:44,827 --> 00:26:47,079
I would go to Washington DC tomorrow.
380
00:26:47,288 --> 00:26:49,498
I was a researcher, scientist,
381
00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:51,584
and they needed me there.
382
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:53,294
If I stayed here,
383
00:26:53,502 --> 00:26:55,338
I end up turning around in circles,
384
00:26:55,546 --> 00:26:56,923
like these bats.
385
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,426
I only do the echo of myself.
386
00:27:18,277 --> 00:27:19,779
What's for dinner tonight?
387
00:27:20,404 --> 00:27:21,656
Puree Corn.
388
00:27:24,116 --> 00:27:27,370
Hey T.S, can you take up
my dish washing duties tonight?
389
00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:29,038
I will make it upto you, I swear... Its...
390
00:27:29,664 --> 00:27:32,208
Tonight, its Miss USA pagent,
and I really don't wanna miss the opening.
391
00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,126
You already owe me 4.
392
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,198
Miss USA!
393
00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,422
And these women are picked for thier
talents on what exactly?
394
00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:40,383
Painting?
395
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,259
Yoga?
396
00:27:41,842 --> 00:27:43,261
Karate, perhaps?
397
00:27:43,911 --> 00:27:44,911
No mom.
398
00:27:45,221 --> 00:27:47,807
Miss America
is only the "talent" portion.
399
00:27:47,974 --> 00:27:49,725
Miss USA is the beauty contest.
400
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:50,601
It's way better.
401
00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:53,229
I still think its a mistake not to
take into consideration
402
00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:55,481
these girls intellectual attitudes.
403
00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:58,359
Mom, it's a beauty contest.
404
00:27:58,568 --> 00:27:59,861
It's Miss USA.
405
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:01,445
Otherwise, it would be called
Miss High I.Q.
406
00:28:01,654 --> 00:28:02,864
Which no one would watch,
407
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,115
because it would be boring,
408
00:28:04,323 --> 00:28:05,741
like my life!
409
00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:08,786
I'm sorry Gracie, but ...
410
00:28:09,662 --> 00:28:12,248
you know what it,.. if you were
to enter this kind of contest
411
00:28:12,456 --> 00:28:13,541
It would be a mistake not to
412
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:16,210
showcase your talents as an actress...
and as a singer
413
00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:18,671
you have a pretty voice ...
and you play the hobo.
414
00:28:32,185 --> 00:28:34,353
I have to go to
Kalispell tomorrow
415
00:28:34,562 --> 00:28:36,314
to collect specimens
416
00:28:36,772 --> 00:28:38,107
It'll be a few days.
417
00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:41,986
I prepared all of your meals, so,
all you have to do is reheat them.
418
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:44,906
Good deal.
419
00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:59,378
I've been thinking about what you told
me the other day.
420
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,047
about what I used to do
421
00:29:01,255 --> 00:29:02,423
that I stopped doing.
422
00:29:02,632 --> 00:29:04,508
And I was wondering ...
423
00:29:04,717 --> 00:29:06,802
will you come with me to Kalispell?
424
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,721
I would be great to have your help.
425
00:29:09,722 --> 00:29:11,682
Mom, it's entertainment.
426
00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:14,227
Entertainment!
427
00:29:21,943 --> 00:29:23,194
You thought about
what I asked you?
428
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,990
Sorry, I cant come with you
to Kalispell tomorrow.
429
00:29:31,118 --> 00:29:34,288
I have to finish a project for Mr. Stenpock.
430
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,545
Next time,
I'll try and give you a notice.
431
00:30:15,872 --> 00:30:19,542
You reached the Office of Ms. Jibsen,
please leave a message.
432
00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:21,544
By Jack Campbell speaking
433
00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:24,255
The President of the University of Montana.
434
00:30:24,505 --> 00:30:25,756
I have some good news.
435
00:30:25,965 --> 00:30:28,676
Mr.T.S. Spivet has managed to
rearrange his schedule.
436
00:30:28,885 --> 00:30:31,971
So, He will be leaving...first thing tomorrow.
He will not be reachable,
437
00:30:32,179 --> 00:30:34,182
but will make just in time to
accept the baird award
438
00:30:34,390 --> 00:30:35,391
and make his speech or not.
439
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,685
Good night. I mean good morning...
440
00:30:38,644 --> 00:30:41,564
Hey...I do not if
you're aware anything, but ...
441
00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:43,983
you are talking
to a garbage can.
442
00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:51,449
The four steps of packing
443
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:54,994
I was terrified at the thought of
having to pack my suitcase.
444
00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:56,454
Even packing for school everyday,
445
00:30:56,662 --> 00:30:58,789
took me at the very least 23 min.
446
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,000
Maybe 22 min.
447
00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:04,295
1 - Play and replay the scenario
of the trip in my head.
448
00:31:07,506 --> 00:31:10,218
2 - To arrange all necessary
items
449
00:31:10,426 --> 00:31:12,261
in order of importance.
450
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:13,512
Eight pair of underwear.
451
00:31:13,971 --> 00:31:15,264
Two sextants.
452
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:16,807
Three burgundy sweaters.
453
00:31:17,016 --> 00:31:19,519
One thermometer,
One hygrometer, One barometer.
454
00:31:20,603 --> 00:31:22,480
Only one telescope.
455
00:31:22,688 --> 00:31:25,149
One frontal headlamp
officially known as Tom.
456
00:31:25,358 --> 00:31:26,943
Five blank red notebooks
457
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,402
And five blank purple notebooks
458
00:31:28,611 --> 00:31:29,779
One tape measure,
459
00:31:30,738 --> 00:31:32,114
and my set of Gillette pens
460
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,449
Twelve handkerchiefs.
461
00:31:33,991 --> 00:31:35,326
A box of raisins.
462
00:31:35,535 --> 00:31:36,702
Twelve carrot sticks.
463
00:31:37,537 --> 00:31:38,246
Eleven.
464
00:31:38,454 --> 00:31:40,122
A self-defense handbook.
465
00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:41,582
My sparrow skeleton.
466
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:42,792
binoculars.
467
00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:44,293
My Leatherman.
468
00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:48,130
3 - Avoid thinking about a scenario
for which I will need a seismoscope
469
00:31:48,714 --> 00:31:51,509
for a woodpecker who would be
pecking beak at the tree.
470
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,344
4 - Pack everything
471
00:31:53,803 --> 00:31:56,222
and finally add
my teddy bear Big Jojo.
472
00:31:58,641 --> 00:31:59,934
At 4 o'clock in the morning,
473
00:32:00,268 --> 00:32:03,062
my suitcase was finally ready.
474
00:32:39,182 --> 00:32:40,391
Goodbye, Layton.
475
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,020
I'll be away for a while to Washington D.C.
476
00:32:46,606 --> 00:32:48,441
I'll bring you back a souvenir.
477
00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:55,114
I'm sorry for what I did.
478
00:33:09,712 --> 00:33:13,382
Dear Spivet Family ,
I'm gone for a while to do some work.
479
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:15,509
Dont worry, I'll be fine.
480
00:33:15,718 --> 00:33:19,305
I do not want to bother you
by telling you about it ahead of time.
481
00:33:19,513 --> 00:33:23,559
Thank you for taking care of me.
You're one of the best families in the world.
482
00:33:24,018 --> 00:33:25,394
Love, T.S.
483
00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:30,107
Diary
484
00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:54,340
Hello, Tapioca.
485
00:33:54,549 --> 00:33:55,299
Hello.
486
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:57,677
I'll miss you.
487
00:33:57,885 --> 00:33:59,011
Where are you going?
488
00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:01,639
To the Smithsonian in Washington D.C.
489
00:34:03,766 --> 00:34:05,560
It seems like everyone ends up
490
00:34:05,768 --> 00:34:07,687
leaving in this house.
491
00:34:09,522 --> 00:34:10,773
I'll be back.
492
00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:04,368
Why had he not stopped?
493
00:35:05,244 --> 00:35:08,372
Because I was responsible for
his favorite son's death
494
00:35:08,581 --> 00:35:10,958
and I must be banished from the ranch.
495
00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:12,126
Thats why.
496
00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:36,622
The crossing
497
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,152
Sun Chemical composition:
498
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,487
hydrogen, helium, oxygen, iron
499
00:39:08,696 --> 00:39:10,865
neon, nitrogen, silicon, magnesium
500
00:39:11,073 --> 00:39:12,200
and sulfur.
501
00:39:15,036 --> 00:39:16,621
"How beautiful the sun
502
00:39:16,829 --> 00:39:18,206
"when newly risen,
503
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,750
"And explodes in the morning greetings
504
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:24,629
"Happy as the man who can
lovingly salute its rising
505
00:39:24,837 --> 00:39:27,173
"more glorious than a dream!"
506
00:40:08,464 --> 00:40:10,466
You're officially a hobo now?
507
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,260
Well, incase you haven't noticed,
508
00:40:12,635 --> 00:40:16,722
I'm heading a freight train right,
on my way to Washington D.C.
509
00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:19,600
And..What's an adventurer
never leave aside?
510
00:40:20,309 --> 00:40:23,020
His knife, his magnifying glass,
511
00:40:23,229 --> 00:40:25,189
his maps, his whip
512
00:40:26,107 --> 00:40:27,316
and his hat.
513
00:40:28,734 --> 00:40:30,653
But, You have forgotten the whip.
514
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,782
- I'm glad you're here.
- Me too. I'm glad you're here.
515
00:40:53,175 --> 00:40:55,761
No! Not my Japanese weevils !
516
00:41:00,016 --> 00:41:03,769
These larvae.. stay survived..
shipment across the Pacific ocean,
517
00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:06,689
70 000 miles, to end up in the
stomach of a goat?
518
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:09,734
It's just the ignorant Montana goats.
They dont know any better.
519
00:41:10,359 --> 00:41:13,362
Oh..well..If you can't manage your karate goats,
maybe you should consider another line of work!
520
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:16,908
If that's what you think,
you know, set the plate at the table for me.
521
00:41:17,867 --> 00:41:21,579
If that's what you think,
you know, set my plate at the table.
522
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,275
Security, track number 8.
523
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:15,438
A melancholy feeling came over me,
I cannot get rid of.
524
00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,734
The motorhome was pointed backwards,
525
00:45:19,942 --> 00:45:23,070
So, I had that depressing feeling
that I was traveling in reverse.
526
00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:01,711
Hello, kid.
527
00:47:02,628 --> 00:47:04,714
Hey... Kid!
528
00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:08,467
Come over.
529
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:10,928
Com'on, Come over.
530
00:47:16,350 --> 00:47:18,311
Com'on, Get closer.
531
00:47:20,313 --> 00:47:21,314
Hold It.
532
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:26,777
This is your first time?
Yes.
533
00:47:28,571 --> 00:47:29,655
"Two Clouds".
534
00:47:30,531 --> 00:47:32,283
"Two Clouds", that's my name.
535
00:47:32,491 --> 00:47:33,534
I am T.S.
536
00:47:33,743 --> 00:47:36,537
T for Tecumseh
S for Sparrow
537
00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:39,665
Sparrow, as in the bird?
538
00:47:39,729 --> 00:47:41,286
Yes.
539
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:44,962
At the moment on my birth,
a sparrow crashed through the window
540
00:47:45,171 --> 00:47:47,632
and died right down
kitchen floor.
541
00:47:48,424 --> 00:47:49,383
Follow me.
542
00:47:59,727 --> 00:48:00,811
Step on it.
543
00:48:01,729 --> 00:48:02,563
Com'on!
544
00:48:21,249 --> 00:48:25,044
You know why the right sole
is more worn out than the left one?
545
00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:28,589
Because one of your legs is
shorter than the other?
546
00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:32,885
Nope. Because these shoes belong
to Johnny Cash
547
00:48:33,094 --> 00:48:34,720
He always kept the beat.
548
00:48:38,224 --> 00:48:41,602
You think the dead sparrow in your kitchen
right when you were born
549
00:48:41,811 --> 00:48:44,021
is a more credible story?
550
00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:46,941
That's what mom told me.
551
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:50,945
Your mother gave birth in the kitchen?
552
00:48:55,616 --> 00:48:56,659
You see?
553
00:48:56,993 --> 00:48:57,952
What?
554
00:48:58,619 --> 00:48:59,787
The Sparrow.
555
00:49:00,830 --> 00:49:01,956
Once Upon a time
556
00:49:02,248 --> 00:49:04,458
there was a sparrow that was very ill
557
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,711
didn't have the strength to go south.
558
00:49:06,919 --> 00:49:08,880
Go without me, he told his children.
559
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,549
I'll find shelter from the cold
560
00:49:11,757 --> 00:49:13,926
and I'll see you in spring.
561
00:49:18,598 --> 00:49:19,557
So, did he survive?
562
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:22,852
The bird went to an oak tree
563
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:26,063
and asked if he could take shelter
in his leaves.
564
00:49:26,272 --> 00:49:30,735
But the oak was,
the cold and arrogant tree,.. he refused.
565
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,196
The peach,.. the aspen,
566
00:49:33,362 --> 00:49:34,572
the willow, the elm,
567
00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:37,283
they all said no, can you believe this?
568
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:38,492
I guess.
569
00:49:39,452 --> 00:49:41,954
Don't answer the question...
It's part of the story...
570
00:49:42,705 --> 00:49:43,831
Sorry!..
571
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:47,585
Then the first snows came.
572
00:49:47,844 --> 00:49:51,297
The sparrow took a last chance
with the pine tree, who said:
573
00:49:51,464 --> 00:49:53,466
I can't offer you much protection,
574
00:49:53,743 --> 00:49:55,927
I only have needles that let in draft
575
00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:59,263
But my answer is ...
576
00:50:00,473 --> 00:50:01,474
Yes.
577
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,645
Overjoyed, the sparrow took refuge there
578
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,396
and you know what?
579
00:50:10,858 --> 00:50:12,527
He survived the winter.
580
00:50:12,985 --> 00:50:15,988
The children returned and
wept tears of joy.
581
00:50:16,197 --> 00:50:20,910
Upon seeing this, the Creator decided to
punish all the other trees for their selfishness.
582
00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:22,203
From that day on,
583
00:50:22,954 --> 00:50:25,998
every tree lost
it's leaves in winter,
584
00:50:26,207 --> 00:50:29,585
except the pine,
who saved the sparrow.
585
00:50:32,255 --> 00:50:35,091
My grandmother
told me this story.
586
00:50:37,385 --> 00:50:39,303
Had you ever heard it before?
587
00:50:42,974 --> 00:50:44,934
You can answer now.
588
00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:46,477
Story is finished!
589
00:50:49,355 --> 00:50:50,940
The story is very pretty.
590
00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:55,778
But, the insulating properties of
pine needles
591
00:50:56,112 --> 00:50:58,614
could not release the heat to create
a warm enough cocoon
592
00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:01,117
for a bird the size of a sparrow.
593
00:51:01,534 --> 00:51:03,494
Your grandmother lied to you.
594
00:51:08,895 --> 00:51:11,294
So where were you headed, T.S.?
595
00:51:11,752 --> 00:51:14,005
To buy me a hot dog.
596
00:51:14,213 --> 00:51:16,549
The old sea dog!
597
00:51:19,468 --> 00:51:21,178
Captain's Choice!..
Huh!..
598
00:51:23,306 --> 00:51:25,892
Quickly, it close in fifteen minutes.
599
00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:29,061
Bye, Sparrow!..
600
00:51:29,270 --> 00:51:30,855
See you, Bye!
601
00:51:31,147 --> 00:51:33,357
I'm sure you will find your tree.
602
00:51:33,566 --> 00:51:34,775
You too!
603
00:51:35,818 --> 00:51:36,903
Dr. Clair ...
604
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,822
this time, you can't stop me.
605
00:51:51,959 --> 00:51:54,545
And what is the reason behind this embargo?
606
00:51:56,088 --> 00:51:59,425
T.S., Do you know where this smell
of those marvellous sausages comes from?
607
00:51:59,634 --> 00:52:02,345
It's from a smell factory,
on the New Jersey Turnpike.
608
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,931
It was carefully designed and
artificially synthesized
609
00:52:05,139 --> 00:52:07,683
to maximize their desirability.
610
00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:08,893
Do you like it one?
611
00:52:09,685 --> 00:52:11,062
A drink with that?
612
00:52:11,479 --> 00:52:12,438
Sure, Is that included?
613
00:52:12,605 --> 00:52:13,648
Yeah, sure.
614
00:52:14,023 --> 00:52:15,566
I'm gonna give you straw.
615
00:52:15,816 --> 00:52:18,736
and one of my best hot dogs,
I hope you like it.
616
00:52:20,196 --> 00:52:21,239
Hi Marj.
617
00:52:22,114 --> 00:52:23,115
I want you to look at this.
618
00:52:23,324 --> 00:52:24,742
Some kid out of Montana
619
00:52:24,951 --> 00:52:27,411
ran away or got himself kidnapped
or something.
620
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:28,788
Can I know where to put that?
621
00:52:28,996 --> 00:52:31,165
- Hmm.. just put up on the board.
- Thanks
622
00:52:41,092 --> 00:52:43,177
I know someone
who ain't gonna be happy with you...
623
00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:45,930
your mom!.
624
00:52:47,473 --> 00:52:48,766
Just kiddin', young man.
625
00:52:49,225 --> 00:52:52,645
But if you eat a hot dog before your dinner,
you ain't gonna hungry for the soup she made ya.
626
00:52:53,396 --> 00:52:55,982
I don't hav a mother around.
My parents are dead.
627
00:52:58,860 --> 00:53:00,319
You take care little guy.
628
00:53:00,528 --> 00:53:01,612
You see what happens
629
00:53:01,821 --> 00:53:03,656
to kids that go astray?
630
00:53:29,015 --> 00:53:29,974
My son!
631
00:53:30,183 --> 00:53:31,684
You have been kidnapped?
632
00:53:32,059 --> 00:53:34,562
Oh! Thank God! What a relief.
633
00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:37,148
Baby, baby, you know,
you're right,
634
00:53:37,356 --> 00:53:39,609
I've been wasting my time
certain cicindele...
635
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:42,570
Son, we still got a
situation with the creek.
636
00:53:42,778 --> 00:53:44,447
You're spot on with that covert.
637
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:47,366
What you say come right back,
and, and we work on your plans together.
638
00:53:47,575 --> 00:53:50,995
T.S., you have to come home
'cause you said you'll make my Halloween costume.
639
00:53:51,204 --> 00:53:51,937
Com'on baby!.
640
00:54:35,456 --> 00:54:37,625
May be somewhere
in one of these houses
641
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:40,920
a boy just woke up
from the sound of my train.
642
00:54:41,963 --> 00:54:42,964
Maybe he is wondering
643
00:54:43,172 --> 00:54:45,967
what it would be like to climb aboard
and cross the desert.
644
00:54:48,844 --> 00:54:51,764
God' I just want
to switch places with him
645
00:54:51,973 --> 00:54:55,142
and just watch the train
go awaying to the unknown.
646
00:54:57,937 --> 00:54:59,355
I had to admit it.
647
00:54:59,605 --> 00:55:01,899
I was not a careless drifter,
648
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:06,487
just a tiny old boy,
who ran away from home.
649
00:55:08,197 --> 00:55:11,367
Any more or less,
Can I assume be peeing on my sofa,
650
00:55:11,576 --> 00:55:13,119
like when I was little
651
00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:16,664
and afraid of a
Jack O'Lantern's deadly fangs.
652
00:56:39,789 --> 00:56:41,666
Layton Age 6.
653
00:56:43,042 --> 00:56:44,919
T.S. Age 6.
654
00:56:59,392 --> 00:57:03,479
Patterns of cross talk and directional eyelines by T.S. Spivet.
655
00:57:03,688 --> 00:57:07,650
Frequency of father's eye contact
to T.S. : Nil
656
00:57:08,067 --> 00:57:08,985
Why?
657
00:57:09,485 --> 00:57:11,821
Is it the T.S. is more like me?
658
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,782
He doesn't like what I am.
659
00:57:14,991 --> 00:57:16,450
He doesn't love me.
660
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:20,955
Of course he loves you!
661
00:57:21,372 --> 00:57:22,665
You love each other!
662
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:26,919
If we make a baby,
it means we love each other, right?
663
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:31,549
And they had three babies.
Ain't that right?
664
00:57:42,143 --> 00:57:45,188
I still catch myself haunting to wake
him up for school.
665
00:58:03,372 --> 00:58:04,582
Sorry!..
Sorry.
666
00:58:06,042 --> 00:58:07,043
Stopped everything?
667
00:58:07,627 --> 00:58:10,421
What do you mean
in a maternal sense or a scientific one?
668
00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:12,757
T.S. came to see me in my study,
669
00:58:12,965 --> 00:58:15,426
for the first time since the accident.
670
00:58:17,428 --> 00:58:19,805
I'm not really there for T.S. anymore...
671
00:58:20,806 --> 00:58:22,934
I'm like an empty house.
672
00:58:55,841 --> 00:58:57,927
Nature had vanished.
673
00:58:59,762 --> 00:59:02,056
Every millimeter of landscape
674
00:59:02,181 --> 00:59:05,101
was replaced by manmade constructions
675
00:59:05,309 --> 00:59:06,769
ruled by the laws of geometry.
676
00:59:07,603 --> 00:59:10,773
How could humans create
so many right angles
677
00:59:11,065 --> 00:59:15,361
when their behavior
is so convoluted and illogical?
678
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,470
See you, old sea dog.
679
00:59:44,265 --> 00:59:45,975
I'm sure you'll find
your pine tree.
680
01:00:27,350 --> 01:00:29,727
Playing hookey from kindergarten?
681
01:00:33,272 --> 01:00:34,398
I'm talking to you.
682
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:35,691
No, sir.
683
01:00:35,816 --> 01:00:37,068
What you got in the bag?
684
01:00:37,443 --> 01:00:40,363
Spray paint? You vandalized in snitch,
you paint that silo?
685
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:42,532
I love Chicago.
686
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:44,724
What?
687
01:00:50,623 --> 01:00:53,501
Are you shitting me, snitch? Where you from?
688
01:00:54,544 --> 01:00:55,586
Chernobyl.
689
01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:58,273
Oh, Yeah!.. Well,
690
01:00:59,632 --> 01:01:01,050
You little shit!
691
01:01:03,219 --> 01:01:04,887
Welcome to the
great state of Illinois.
692
01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:07,515
And I'm sure you're gonna get to know what
really well after I book you
693
01:01:07,723 --> 01:01:10,893
for tresspassing,
destruction of railroad priority.
694
01:01:11,143 --> 01:01:12,436
Railroad Property.
695
01:01:13,813 --> 01:01:14,480
What?
696
01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:16,315
Property, You said priority.
697
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:19,068
Get in the car!
698
01:01:24,574 --> 01:01:25,283
Gotch'ya!
699
01:02:00,526 --> 01:02:02,445
Look, it's moving!
700
01:02:04,155 --> 01:02:06,699
Ok, Snitch,..
End of the line.
701
01:02:07,074 --> 01:02:08,951
Thanks for the exercise, but ...
702
01:02:09,243 --> 01:02:10,244
lets go.
703
01:02:11,454 --> 01:02:14,081
What? What you gonna do?
You gonna Jump?
704
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,667
Com'on. Don't make me walk over there.
705
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:21,881
Hang on, Hang on, kiddie! Allright!
Hang on,..
706
01:02:25,259 --> 01:02:26,427
Don't look down...
Don't look down.
707
01:02:27,595 --> 01:02:28,471
Get your foot up.
com'on.
708
01:02:28,638 --> 01:02:30,473
Come on, You can do it,
come on!
709
01:02:31,111 --> 01:02:33,805
Get your foot up.
You can do it. You can do all up that,..God!..
710
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,876
God!..Oh!
oh!..
711
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,530
Oh! you little shit.
712
01:02:46,072 --> 01:02:47,156
You're very good!
713
01:02:47,365 --> 01:02:49,158
Hey!..You think you got away?..huh!
714
01:02:49,325 --> 01:02:51,118
Well done! Hey, over here!
715
01:02:52,370 --> 01:02:55,039
You think you got away with this.. huh?
716
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,377
Is that what you thinking?
huh..
717
01:02:56,749 --> 01:02:58,334
No way, kid!
718
01:02:58,428 --> 01:03:00,545
listen to.., Snitch, look at me!
719
01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:06,384
Look me in the eye..What's the matter?
You don't wanna look in the eye?
720
01:03:06,592 --> 01:03:08,344
Right here! I'm gonna find you!
721
01:04:17,371 --> 01:04:19,790
How're doin', man?
You don't look so hot.
722
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:20,606
I'm ok.
723
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,793
I just fell down and hurt myself.
724
01:04:23,002 --> 01:04:25,129
Where you're heading for, like this, man?
725
01:04:26,214 --> 01:04:27,924
To the Smithsonian.
726
01:04:29,342 --> 01:04:29,991
Where?
727
01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:33,054
D.C. is in Washington, man.
728
01:04:50,613 --> 01:04:51,906
My name is Ricky.
729
01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:54,116
T.S.
730
01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:55,952
Put your seatbelt on, T.S.
731
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,338
Show me.
732
01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:12,385
That's a real deal!
733
01:05:12,718 --> 01:05:14,220
Hurt when you breathe?
734
01:05:14,887 --> 01:05:18,599
You got maybe one, two broken ribs.
You seriously need to see a medic.
735
01:05:19,934 --> 01:05:21,686
No, I'll be okay.
736
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:24,856
Tough little bugger, ain't you.
737
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:38,870
Always take two pictures of hitchhikers.
738
01:05:39,078 --> 01:05:40,454
One when I pick'em up,
739
01:05:40,663 --> 01:05:42,373
one when I drop'em off.
740
01:05:51,173 --> 01:05:52,258
Even in the service,
741
01:05:52,425 --> 01:05:53,759
I was taking pictures.
742
01:05:54,427 --> 01:05:55,678
That guy,
743
01:05:55,845 --> 01:05:57,680
was a hitchhiker too?
744
01:05:58,764 --> 01:05:59,765
Well... Not exactly.
745
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:02,435
What do you think?
746
01:06:02,852 --> 01:06:06,355
Join the army, see the world,
arresting people ...
747
01:06:06,981 --> 01:06:07,755
and kill'em.
748
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,354
The East.
749
01:06:52,235 --> 01:06:53,486
Where are we?
750
01:06:54,153 --> 01:06:55,488
Not far from where you are headed.
751
01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:10,878
Not sure what you are looking for,
but don't change a thing.
752
01:07:11,087 --> 01:07:12,547
Steady in your boots.
753
01:07:12,797 --> 01:07:13,821
Good luck, man.
754
01:07:14,590 --> 01:07:17,969
I'm not sure what you are looking for either,
but you will sure find your pine tree, man.
755
01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:55,047
Young man?.. Are you alright?
Are you injured?
756
01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:57,425
Cathy, I need information.
757
01:07:57,925 --> 01:08:00,219
You look like you need medical assistance.
758
01:08:00,428 --> 01:08:02,430
I would like to speak with
Mrs. G. H. Jibsen, please.
759
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,600
I'm here to give a speech tomorrow night.
760
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:08,936
What's your name?
761
01:08:08,937 --> 01:08:11,480
T.S.Spivet.
762
01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:19,405
Just a moment.
763
01:08:20,990 --> 01:08:22,617
You're T.S. Spivet,
764
01:08:22,825 --> 01:08:25,161
or your father is T.S. Spivet?
765
01:08:26,162 --> 01:08:28,402
I am T.S. Spivet.
766
01:08:33,502 --> 01:08:36,797
He claims to be,
he actually is T.S. Spivet.
767
01:08:37,006 --> 01:08:39,091
He is 9 or 10 years older
768
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,968
and very, very, very ...
769
01:08:41,093 --> 01:08:42,011
small.
770
01:08:42,845 --> 01:08:45,348
Alright, that would be wonderful,
thank you.
771
01:08:45,973 --> 01:08:48,184
Miss Jibsen is on her way down.
772
01:08:48,643 --> 01:08:50,811
You can have a seat over there.
773
01:09:03,324 --> 01:09:04,200
You're here?
774
01:09:07,119 --> 01:09:08,829
Never too far away you know.
775
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:11,165
Yeah, I know.
776
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:15,753
See!...
Made it to the Smithsonian.
777
01:09:20,466 --> 01:09:22,051
The worst is yet to come.
778
01:09:24,053 --> 01:09:25,304
Can help you, young man?
779
01:09:28,099 --> 01:09:29,267
Ms. Jibsen?
780
01:09:29,684 --> 01:09:30,852
Hello.
781
01:09:31,102 --> 01:09:34,313
I am T.S. Spivet. I made it here.
782
01:09:36,858 --> 01:09:40,194
You're the one I talked to in
the phone, last friday?
783
01:09:40,616 --> 01:09:41,616
Yes.
784
01:09:42,947 --> 01:09:44,365
So, where is your father?
785
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:46,868
In fact, he is dead.
786
01:09:47,076 --> 01:09:48,703
I lied to you then.
787
01:09:51,747 --> 01:09:54,542
So, who sent me
the prototype of the magnet wheel?
788
01:09:55,209 --> 01:09:56,210
I did.
789
01:09:58,921 --> 01:10:01,507
What, you expect me to
belive that you invented it?
790
01:10:02,675 --> 01:10:03,968
Not really.
791
01:10:04,552 --> 01:10:05,970
I don't invent anything.
792
01:10:09,098 --> 01:10:10,975
I just transposed the principle of
793
01:10:11,142 --> 01:10:14,729
an electron gravitating
around the nucleus.
794
01:10:14,937 --> 01:10:17,648
But as you know, to simulate its
perpetual motion
795
01:10:17,815 --> 01:10:19,483
would require the creation
796
01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:21,152
of a negative entropy,
797
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,321
which is simply not possible.
798
01:10:23,529 --> 01:10:25,114
You must agree.. right?
799
01:10:28,451 --> 01:10:29,410
This can't..
800
01:10:30,953 --> 01:10:33,497
This can't be..
How old are you?
801
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:35,499
10.
802
01:10:41,756 --> 01:10:44,634
We're not gonna be ought to turn him into
great communicator,
803
01:10:44,842 --> 01:10:48,638
but with the right clothes and
some solid talking points, no problem.
804
01:10:49,931 --> 01:10:52,892
Oh, yes.. In his eyes,
I am the Scientific Authority of
805
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:54,685
everything he admires.
806
01:10:55,895 --> 01:10:57,438
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
807
01:11:01,467 --> 01:11:03,755
So, You need to keep him?
808
01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:04,218
Nope.
809
01:11:05,446 --> 01:11:08,741
But with multiple fractures,
he needs to rest.
810
01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:10,826
Any abrupt movement
811
01:11:11,035 --> 01:11:13,621
and not cough or laugh.
812
01:11:14,288 --> 01:11:15,373
Good luck.
813
01:11:16,999 --> 01:11:18,084
How do you feel?
814
01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:20,378
Like that mule done kick me good.
815
01:11:20,586 --> 01:11:22,672
Its my dad's expression.
816
01:11:23,172 --> 01:11:25,925
You have seen as miss
your parents very much.
817
01:11:33,766 --> 01:11:35,226
I'm so sorry!
818
01:11:38,521 --> 01:11:42,275
So, I talked to some colleagues
at the Smithsonian.
819
01:11:42,483 --> 01:11:44,569
And, everybody is ecstatic
that you've
820
01:11:44,777 --> 01:11:46,320
chosen for this award.
821
01:11:47,113 --> 01:11:49,907
You have to give me their names.
I'll thank them in my speech.
822
01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,076
On that topic..
823
01:11:53,411 --> 01:11:55,746
I think we can quote
something up for you.
824
01:11:57,456 --> 01:12:00,293
I prefer to write my own speech.
Thank you.
825
01:12:05,548 --> 01:12:07,717
You certainly don't waste any
time about it, do you?
826
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:10,428
No, this is a purple note book.
827
01:12:10,636 --> 01:12:13,139
If i'll be writing my speech,
it would be in the red one.
828
01:12:13,723 --> 01:12:16,058
Yes, of course.
And the purple one is for ...?
829
01:12:16,267 --> 01:12:17,685
"General Considerations."
830
01:12:17,894 --> 01:12:19,020
Such as?
831
01:12:19,478 --> 01:12:21,314
When did the child become an adult?
832
01:12:22,356 --> 01:12:23,316
And?
833
01:12:24,150 --> 01:12:25,818
When you don't get excited about Christmas,
834
01:12:26,027 --> 01:12:29,238
When you wear reading glass right a minute
but can't see to find them anywhere
835
01:12:29,530 --> 01:12:31,991
When you pay income tax and
enjoy getting angry discussing,
836
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,327
"What the heck are they going to do
with all your money?"
837
01:12:36,162 --> 01:12:40,082
And when you look down on children
whatever is going on in their little heads.
838
01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:44,545
If 2x goes into 100
and x is an integer, How many of the
839
01:12:44,546 --> 01:12:48,154
2x + 2 integers will be divisible by 3n/2
840
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:52,307
(2x-1)=(3x+1), what is x?
841
01:12:53,256 --> 01:12:56,687
how many possible integers less than 5000
are even integers...
842
01:12:56,688 --> 01:12:57,688
out of 15 or 21.
843
01:13:01,229 --> 01:13:02,855
I am like a dolphin.
844
01:13:03,022 --> 01:13:05,942
Turning one side of a brain off
and other one on.
845
01:13:06,651 --> 01:13:08,361
So, That's what dolpins do?
846
01:13:08,528 --> 01:13:10,196
Yeah, to sleep.
847
01:13:12,615 --> 01:13:13,866
You're funny.
848
01:13:13,991 --> 01:13:14,992
Why?
849
01:13:15,660 --> 01:13:18,412
You travelled by yourself
half across United States
850
01:13:18,579 --> 01:13:20,331
to end up like a lab rat?
851
01:13:28,506 --> 01:13:30,758
This defies all understanding.
852
01:13:30,925 --> 01:13:32,760
Superior mental activity?
853
01:13:33,636 --> 01:13:36,389
Superior to an average of an
ocean mammal that is.
854
01:13:36,639 --> 01:13:39,892
You could train him like a
highly intelligent seal.
855
01:13:40,887 --> 01:13:41,727
I'm sorry,
856
01:13:41,853 --> 01:13:45,064
but you don't invent the
perpetual movement machine
857
01:13:45,231 --> 01:13:47,275
by balancing a ball on your nose!
858
01:13:49,944 --> 01:13:52,572
Thank you for evaluating my brain, Jodie.
859
01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:30,401
Will you like some
860
01:14:30,610 --> 01:14:32,195
tuna tartare and grilled asparagus
sprinkled with
861
01:14:32,361 --> 01:14:33,905
balsamic vinegar reduction?
862
01:14:36,324 --> 01:14:39,660
Sir, Why you hiding your
white glove behind your back?
863
01:14:41,662 --> 01:14:43,873
That's just how they told me to stand.
864
01:14:44,081 --> 01:14:45,499
Otherwise, I'll get fired.
865
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,503
Well, I like your white gloves.
Congratulations.
866
01:14:51,244 --> 01:14:52,004
Thanks.
867
01:14:55,176 --> 01:14:56,719
I almost forgot this.
868
01:14:56,969 --> 01:15:00,431
In case someone mistakes you for a kid
whose parents couldn't round up.
869
01:15:00,681 --> 01:15:01,599
A babysitter.
870
01:15:07,772 --> 01:15:08,856
Sorry.
871
01:15:10,483 --> 01:15:12,818
I want to be the first to congratulate you.
872
01:15:12,985 --> 01:15:15,919
We are so lucky to have
a boy like you!...so lucky!
873
01:15:16,086 --> 01:15:17,208
What was your first invention?
874
01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:18,616
Do you think your parents
will be proud of you?
875
01:15:18,783 --> 01:15:20,201
What is your astrological sign?
876
01:15:26,415 --> 01:15:27,959
So, Any other questions?
877
01:15:28,167 --> 01:15:30,628
Did you ever think that you would find
another suitable candidate?
878
01:15:31,212 --> 01:15:32,255
I remember,
879
01:15:32,463 --> 01:15:34,090
Sitting in my office,
880
01:15:34,298 --> 01:15:36,092
before I called him on the ranch,
881
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,677
and I said to myself,
882
01:15:38,511 --> 01:15:39,804
he is only 10,
883
01:15:40,423 --> 01:15:41,347
but let's do this!
884
01:15:45,518 --> 01:15:48,062
They're eating you up,
they'll love you.
885
01:15:50,481 --> 01:15:53,901
In 1862 a Frenchman
named Guillaume Duchenne
886
01:15:54,110 --> 01:15:57,822
discovered the difference
between fake and genuine smiles.
887
01:15:58,030 --> 01:16:01,242
In a fake smile, it's
not just the zygomatic muscles work,
888
01:16:01,909 --> 01:16:05,663
the muscles around the eyes
also contract unconsciously.
889
01:16:05,872 --> 01:16:09,375
Tonight
it was entirely ocular-zygomaticus.
890
01:16:14,213 --> 01:16:15,882
Ladies and gentlemen,
891
01:16:16,007 --> 01:16:18,801
please welcome
President of the Smithsonian,
892
01:16:19,010 --> 01:16:21,053
Dr. Leonard Sullivan.
893
01:16:28,311 --> 01:16:30,605
Thank you very much
ladies and gentlemen
894
01:16:30,813 --> 01:16:32,481
and thank you to
our guest of honor.
895
01:16:34,108 --> 01:16:34,984
At a time
896
01:16:35,193 --> 01:16:37,153
when science is being challenged in every turn
897
01:16:37,361 --> 01:16:40,615
when we are witnessing
a return to intellectual obscurity,
898
01:16:40,823 --> 01:16:41,824
I can not resist
899
01:16:42,033 --> 01:16:44,994
the temptation to quote Albert Einstein.
900
01:16:45,203 --> 01:16:46,329
He said ...
901
01:16:46,662 --> 01:16:48,873
"Only two things are infinite:"
902
01:16:49,081 --> 01:16:51,709
"the universe and human stupidity ..."
903
01:16:52,710 --> 01:16:54,795
and, I'm not sure about the former
904
01:16:55,254 --> 01:16:58,341
But I know a third example:
905
01:16:59,008 --> 01:17:00,343
human genius.
906
01:17:01,594 --> 01:17:04,597
Our guest of honor tonight
is a magnificient example of this.
907
01:17:04,847 --> 01:17:06,682
I invite you to show him
908
01:17:06,891 --> 01:17:08,476
all the respect he deserves,
909
01:17:08,684 --> 01:17:10,144
despite his young years.
910
01:17:10,603 --> 01:17:13,689
Ladies and gentlemen, T.S. Spivet.
911
01:18:04,365 --> 01:18:05,700
Hello everybody.
912
01:18:08,828 --> 01:18:10,746
My name is T.S. Spivet,
913
01:18:11,330 --> 01:18:13,165
I am 10 years old
914
01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,835
and I am actually in sixth grade.
915
01:18:18,045 --> 01:18:19,672
Is there anyone in this room,
916
01:18:19,964 --> 01:18:22,884
who doesn't already
atleast have a PhD?
917
01:18:24,927 --> 01:18:26,095
Any one?
918
01:18:28,973 --> 01:18:31,767
So, I probably won't
be teaching you much tonight.
919
01:18:32,268 --> 01:18:34,437
But I like to tell you three things.
920
01:18:34,854 --> 01:18:36,105
First,
921
01:18:37,356 --> 01:18:38,482
thank you ...
922
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:42,344
Thank you for not cancelling my award
'cause I was younger than you expected.
923
01:18:43,946 --> 01:18:45,907
Second , the wheel.
924
01:18:46,365 --> 01:18:48,868
As you can see they are powered by magnets.
925
01:18:49,076 --> 01:18:49,994
Yet as you know,
926
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:53,331
they demagnetize
within approximately 400 years.
927
01:18:53,539 --> 01:18:55,833
On a human scale,
it sounds like a lot.
928
01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:59,378
In geological time, it's
not even a fraction of a second.
929
01:18:59,587 --> 01:19:03,424
So, we're actually far from
having a perpetual motion.
930
01:19:13,476 --> 01:19:14,769
Any Questions?
931
01:19:16,604 --> 01:19:18,731
Yes, what is the third point?
932
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,402
Oh yes, the third ...
933
01:19:32,161 --> 01:19:34,455
My brother died this year.
934
01:19:40,294 --> 01:19:42,713
He shot himself in the barn.
935
01:19:43,548 --> 01:19:45,091
No one talks about it.
936
01:19:45,383 --> 01:19:48,803
No one ever said
"Layton shot himself in the barn."
937
01:19:50,304 --> 01:19:51,305
No one.
938
01:19:53,558 --> 01:19:57,061
Layton and Me
we were always very different.
939
01:19:58,104 --> 01:20:00,314
I have been doing my
scientific experiments,
940
01:20:00,815 --> 01:20:04,902
and, he would be shooting empty bean cans
and coyotes with his Winchester.
941
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:10,032
So, I came up with this idea to make
sound waves match the gunshots.
942
01:20:10,241 --> 01:20:11,909
That way we could play something together.
943
01:20:12,994 --> 01:20:15,580
He would shoot, and I gathered data.
944
01:20:17,665 --> 01:20:18,624
And
945
01:20:19,709 --> 01:20:22,169
one of his Winchester has jammed.
946
01:20:24,505 --> 01:20:27,133
I held the bottom of the rifle to help out.
947
01:20:28,801 --> 01:20:31,095
I didn't even touched the trigger.
948
01:20:32,930 --> 01:20:34,765
There was an explosion.
949
01:20:40,813 --> 01:20:43,524
Layton flew across the room.
950
01:20:44,275 --> 01:20:45,318
Blood...
951
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:48,070
dripped off the hay.
952
01:20:52,116 --> 01:20:53,201
He was there,
953
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,121
but he wasn't my brother anymore.
954
01:21:01,667 --> 01:21:03,211
I was alone.
955
01:21:07,256 --> 01:21:09,967
I ran to the field to get my father.
956
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:14,931
His face clenched up when I said
Layton had hurt himself badly.
957
01:21:15,389 --> 01:21:17,391
He ran back, and I stayed there,
958
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,352
not knowing where to go.
959
01:21:21,187 --> 01:21:24,649
Then I ran to the house and hid
in the bathroom.
960
01:21:26,609 --> 01:21:29,487
I could hear my father
whispering on the phone.
961
01:21:31,405 --> 01:21:35,826
And through the window, I saw the ambulance
pull without the flashing lights.
962
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:41,499
After a while, Gracie showed up.
963
01:21:41,707 --> 01:21:42,917
She was crying.
964
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:46,712
She sat next to me in the floor
965
01:21:48,256 --> 01:21:50,841
We stayed a long time like that.
966
01:21:51,634 --> 01:21:53,844
Lying on the floor without talking.
967
01:22:01,644 --> 01:22:04,355
I wanted you to know how proud
I am to get this award.
968
01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:06,983
I'll do my best to fulfill your trust in me,
969
01:22:07,191 --> 01:22:08,734
and to be in the service of science.
970
01:22:09,402 --> 01:22:11,821
That's all I had to say. Thank you.
971
01:23:11,672 --> 01:23:14,300
The amazing thing about water drops,
972
01:23:14,508 --> 01:23:18,304
is that they always take
the path of least resistance.
973
01:23:18,930 --> 01:23:20,014
For humans,
974
01:23:20,181 --> 01:23:22,517
it's exactly the opposite.
975
01:23:25,811 --> 01:23:27,063
When Layton died,
976
01:23:27,271 --> 01:23:31,609
Tapioca started chewing metal buckets
till it's gums bled.
977
01:23:33,444 --> 01:23:36,197
Layton and Tapioca had been inseparable.
978
01:23:37,949 --> 01:23:39,075
And then one day,
979
01:23:39,283 --> 01:23:41,911
Gracie took him
for a long walk through the meadow.
980
01:23:43,955 --> 01:23:46,832
They sat for a while
facing the mountains.
981
01:23:50,628 --> 01:23:53,839
Gracie returned with a new kind of
understanding in their eyes.
982
01:23:54,048 --> 01:23:56,217
Tapioca stopped chewing metal buckets.
983
01:23:57,218 --> 01:24:00,596
He went back to snapping at fireflies,
just like before.
984
01:24:01,097 --> 01:24:03,724
As if he had made peace with
lossing his master.
985
01:24:05,768 --> 01:24:10,106
Maybe someday,
I'll go back snapping at fireflies too.
986
01:24:11,315 --> 01:24:12,984
I swear to you.
987
01:24:13,484 --> 01:24:16,737
They loved...They loved the kid!
I mean,
988
01:24:17,196 --> 01:24:19,198
Granted they are just a bunch of scientists,
989
01:24:19,407 --> 01:24:22,994
but if their reaction is anything like the way
the general public is gonna respond,
990
01:24:23,202 --> 01:24:25,872
we've got a gold mine
on our hands here!
991
01:24:27,456 --> 01:24:29,709
People are so predictable
992
01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:31,419
it's nuts, really.
993
01:24:31,669 --> 01:24:34,839
I should write a handbook on
how to move the masses.
994
01:24:35,047 --> 01:24:35,882
Hang on!
995
01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:37,508
Honey! Smile!
996
01:24:40,344 --> 01:24:43,097
No, I think it would be better if you're
sketching in your notebook.
997
01:24:43,514 --> 01:24:44,682
But, I didn't bring one.
998
01:24:44,891 --> 01:24:46,809
Sally, can we have a notebook here, Quick.
999
01:24:47,643 --> 01:24:50,021
Hang on a minute,
problem with the kid.
1000
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:52,723
There you go.
1001
01:24:53,566 --> 01:24:56,777
But, It's not the right colour.
I'd never sketch on a green notebook.
1002
01:24:57,111 --> 01:24:59,780
This is just a photograph,
nobody cares.
1003
01:25:00,823 --> 01:25:02,366
OK, so, where were we?
Oh Yeah.
1004
01:25:03,904 --> 01:25:04,668
Its amazing!
1005
01:25:04,669 --> 01:25:05,669
Wow. Thank you.
1006
01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:12,126
Now, I don't want to get your
hopes up, but ...
1007
01:25:12,335 --> 01:25:13,586
Listen to this:
1008
01:25:14,253 --> 01:25:17,006
The White House is sniffing around!
1009
01:25:18,049 --> 01:25:19,467
The White House?
1010
01:25:21,385 --> 01:25:24,055
The President stated the
union addresses next week, and they,
1011
01:25:24,263 --> 01:25:27,642
and they love having talking points in the audience.
1012
01:25:28,017 --> 01:25:29,185
I can hear 'em now,
1013
01:25:29,393 --> 01:25:32,563
"Look, the
American educational system is working."
1014
01:25:35,608 --> 01:25:36,943
What we really need
1015
01:25:37,151 --> 01:25:39,153
are pictures of your parents.
1016
01:25:39,529 --> 01:25:41,197
Especially your brother.
1017
01:25:41,405 --> 01:25:44,867
Preferably holding a gun,
with you in the background, that would be perfect.
1018
01:25:45,201 --> 01:25:46,827
Tomorrow, we go to New York , do Letterman
1019
01:25:47,036 --> 01:25:49,705
and possibly 60 minutes of us
not affirmed up yet.
1020
01:25:49,914 --> 01:25:52,667
I mean, If they could just cut through
the crap and make up their minds.
1021
01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:54,544
The eyes dont have time to delete, Ally.
1022
01:25:54,710 --> 01:25:56,546
There are people lining up to book us.
1023
01:26:29,453 --> 01:26:30,955
There you go honey!
1024
01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:34,625
You look like a movie star!
1025
01:26:36,627 --> 01:26:37,587
Ok, Listen up, T.S.
1026
01:26:38,170 --> 01:26:39,964
This shows rating is through the roof.
1027
01:26:40,172 --> 01:26:41,632
But, they're gonna wanna ambush you
1028
01:26:41,841 --> 01:26:44,010
It's just the price you have to pay, got it?
1029
01:26:49,932 --> 01:26:52,185
He's gonna talk about Layton, for sure.
1030
01:26:52,518 --> 01:26:54,312
So, you saw the accident ...
1031
01:26:56,856 --> 01:26:59,734
You saw the accident,
you didn't understand what happened,
1032
01:26:59,942 --> 01:27:02,486
you ran for help,
that's it. Remember,
1033
01:27:02,820 --> 01:27:04,780
do not express any kind of guilt.
1034
01:27:04,989 --> 01:27:05,823
you listening?
1035
01:27:06,032 --> 01:27:09,076
Not until we consult with our lawyers.
You understood all that?
1036
01:27:10,870 --> 01:27:12,079
We're live in 5 minutes.
1037
01:27:12,288 --> 01:27:14,373
You're gonna go back to the green room.
1038
01:27:14,874 --> 01:27:17,793
Well.. No, surely, it is normal
for a representative of the Smithsonian...
1039
01:27:18,002 --> 01:27:20,254
Miss Jibsen, you'll love our green room.
1040
01:27:20,463 --> 01:27:22,089
You can watch the entire show there
1041
01:27:22,298 --> 01:27:23,549
on a monitor.
1042
01:27:26,344 --> 01:27:27,970
But he is only 10... I mean, ...
1043
01:27:28,179 --> 01:27:29,931
T.S., Call me Roy.
1044
01:27:29,932 --> 01:27:30,932
Hello Roy.
1045
01:27:31,599 --> 01:27:33,017
First time on TV?
1046
01:27:33,643 --> 01:27:34,602
Lets do it.
1047
01:27:41,359 --> 01:27:42,777
We're live in 10 seconds.
1048
01:27:43,736 --> 01:27:46,030
On the air in... 10, 9, 8 ...
1049
01:28:06,842 --> 01:28:09,428
My guest tonight has dominated
this week's headlines.
1050
01:28:09,762 --> 01:28:11,889
He is to science what Mozart is to music.
1051
01:28:12,098 --> 01:28:14,392
T.S. Spivet, just 10 years old,
1052
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,894
and he had sprinted ahead of
legions of scientists
1053
01:28:17,436 --> 01:28:19,480
to win this year's coveted Baird Award.
1054
01:28:19,897 --> 01:28:22,316
T.S., you're 10 years old,
1055
01:28:22,650 --> 01:28:25,695
You're an orphan, you grew upon
a remote ranch in Montana,
1056
01:28:25,862 --> 01:28:26,904
your dad wanted you to be
1057
01:28:27,113 --> 01:28:29,323
a cowboy. Am I right so far?
1058
01:28:30,344 --> 01:28:31,034
Hmm..Yes.
1059
01:28:31,659 --> 01:28:34,120
Coppertop Ranch, 4.73 miles
1060
01:28:34,287 --> 01:28:37,248
north of the Divide, 14.92 miles ...
1061
01:28:37,415 --> 01:28:40,418
Tell me T.S., How does a 10 year old
win the Baird Award?
1062
01:28:41,002 --> 01:28:42,670
Did the proverbial apple just fall
1063
01:28:43,869 --> 01:28:44,297
on your head
1064
01:28:44,505 --> 01:28:45,715
and light bulb, you invent
1065
01:28:45,923 --> 01:28:47,800
the perpetual motion machine?
1066
01:28:49,343 --> 01:28:50,845
It actually already existed.
1067
01:28:51,053 --> 01:28:52,722
But, we needed to invented
1068
01:28:52,930 --> 01:28:54,015
was a system to ...
1069
01:28:54,223 --> 01:28:56,642
At an age when most 10 year olds
1070
01:28:56,851 --> 01:28:59,145
are climbing trees, what do you do for fun?
1071
01:28:59,353 --> 01:29:00,521
Trigonometry?
1072
01:29:01,689 --> 01:29:03,482
I like climbing trees.
1073
01:29:06,736 --> 01:29:08,237
You've been conducting
scientific experiments
1074
01:29:08,446 --> 01:29:10,156
since the age of 4.
1075
01:29:10,364 --> 01:29:11,574
Last year, one of those went
1076
01:29:11,782 --> 01:29:13,993
tragically wrong and
resulted in the death
1077
01:29:14,202 --> 01:29:16,287
of your twin brother, Layton.
1078
01:29:24,545 --> 01:29:26,714
I did not understand what happened.
1079
01:29:27,048 --> 01:29:29,800
I ran to get help,
that's all.
1080
01:29:32,970 --> 01:29:35,389
And oddly, the time has come
to take a look
1081
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:37,433
at this extraordinary invention.
1082
01:29:37,808 --> 01:29:40,978
This is the first
perpetual motion machine
1083
01:29:41,187 --> 01:29:43,314
in the history of mankind.
1084
01:30:03,487 --> 01:30:05,664
Well, T.S.
How does it work...
1085
01:30:05,795 --> 01:30:08,130
Liza! Do you see him?
1086
01:30:09,507 --> 01:30:11,592
That's is my brother.
I can't believe he is on TV!
1087
01:30:12,927 --> 01:30:16,556
I mean, This is the same spice that wore
Velcro on his shoes untill he's 8 years old
1088
01:30:16,764 --> 01:30:18,975
because he couldn't tie his own laces.
1089
01:30:19,183 --> 01:30:20,643
he is on TV!
1090
01:30:22,770 --> 01:30:25,982
He went that time when he almost electrocuted
me with his seismograph.
1091
01:30:26,566 --> 01:30:29,068
Oh thats,
its not mention that on TV ...
1092
01:30:30,611 --> 01:30:33,573
T.S., how long can the little wheel turn
1093
01:30:33,781 --> 01:30:35,283
and produce energy
1094
01:30:35,491 --> 01:30:37,076
without consuming energy?
1095
01:30:37,577 --> 01:30:40,788
400 years
then you have to recharge the magnets.
1096
01:30:41,107 --> 01:30:41,872
400 years!
1097
01:30:42,039 --> 01:30:44,750
so, you saying
if this machine were 100 times larger
1098
01:30:45,001 --> 01:30:48,045
it could power all of the lights in this building
for 400 years
1099
01:30:48,254 --> 01:30:50,423
without spending a dime in electricity?
1100
01:30:51,090 --> 01:30:53,009
Well, you still have to
change the light bulbs
1101
01:30:53,217 --> 01:30:55,845
given the ratio of lighting square footage,
1102
01:30:56,304 --> 01:30:57,972
that's still significant cost.
1103
01:30:59,557 --> 01:31:01,684
I think the time has come
to introduce a
1104
01:31:01,893 --> 01:31:03,269
very special guest,
1105
01:31:03,728 --> 01:31:06,189
T.S.'s mother, Dr. Clair.
1106
01:31:21,790 --> 01:31:22,777
Hello T.S.
1107
01:31:23,908 --> 01:31:25,431
Hello Mom.
1108
01:31:28,502 --> 01:31:31,547
Dr. Clair,
you have come here directly from Montana
1109
01:31:31,756 --> 01:31:34,300
you are T.S.'s mother, correct?
1110
01:31:34,410 --> 01:31:36,442
Yes. That's right.
1111
01:31:37,803 --> 01:31:41,057
T.S., why did you say
in the media that you
1112
01:31:41,265 --> 01:31:43,851
were an orphan, is this some spin
coming from the Smithsonian?
1113
01:31:45,394 --> 01:31:46,604
I don't know.
1114
01:31:47,146 --> 01:31:50,316
I thought they would send me back home
before I could receive the award.
1115
01:31:51,150 --> 01:31:53,402
Dr. Clair, You must have been
worried sick,
1116
01:31:53,611 --> 01:31:55,196
I mean, he is so small.
1117
01:31:56,822 --> 01:31:58,783
Yes, well, when a child disappears,
1118
01:31:58,991 --> 01:32:00,576
the world stops turning.
1119
01:32:01,619 --> 01:32:04,705
But, surely you must have been very angry.
When you heard..
1120
01:32:04,914 --> 01:32:05,706
With all the respect
1121
01:32:05,915 --> 01:32:08,084
You asked me a question,
I would like to finish my answer.
1122
01:32:10,378 --> 01:32:12,547
When your child disappears
1123
01:32:13,339 --> 01:32:15,049
well, you'll lose your sanity.
1124
01:32:15,716 --> 01:32:18,469
Some will channel their anger by kicking
goats out of barbwire.
1125
01:32:18,678 --> 01:32:20,763
I'm sorry..Goats!
We're talking goats?
1126
01:32:21,681 --> 01:32:24,642
Others will surf
the beetles that don't exist.
1127
01:32:26,269 --> 01:32:28,813
Those are just feared merely take a train
that is never coming back
1128
01:32:29,021 --> 01:32:31,190
so sometimes you just stop by the tracks,
1129
01:32:31,399 --> 01:32:33,067
and stare at the rails.
1130
01:32:36,737 --> 01:32:38,239
So you read my journal ...
1131
01:32:42,034 --> 01:32:43,077
I'm sorry.
1132
01:32:43,619 --> 01:32:45,162
I know it's not right.
1133
01:32:46,163 --> 01:32:48,583
What about giving a gun
to a child as a gift?
1134
01:32:50,626 --> 01:32:52,336
Or letting two kids play
1135
01:32:52,962 --> 01:32:54,547
with a gun, in a barn,
1136
01:32:55,590 --> 01:32:56,757
unsupervised...
1137
01:32:58,426 --> 01:32:59,343
You think that's right?
1138
01:33:00,011 --> 01:33:01,262
That's good question actually!
1139
01:33:01,263 --> 01:33:02,263
T.S.
1140
01:33:03,222 --> 01:33:04,807
What happened in the barn?
1141
01:33:08,944 --> 01:33:10,146
Wasn't your fault, T.S.
1142
01:33:13,191 --> 01:33:14,859
It wasn't your fault.
1143
01:33:18,380 --> 01:33:18,898
It wasn't.
1144
01:33:20,823 --> 01:33:22,700
It wasn't anyone's fault.
1145
01:33:25,328 --> 01:33:26,746
It was an accident.
1146
01:33:28,998 --> 01:33:30,625
As your father said,
1147
01:33:31,417 --> 01:33:32,793
what happened ...
1148
01:33:35,504 --> 01:33:36,797
just happened...
1149
01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:41,932
OK, I think,
1150
01:33:42,011 --> 01:33:43,638
T.S. .. Dr Clair
1151
01:33:43,846 --> 01:33:45,473
We should,..
We should have a moment.
1152
01:33:45,681 --> 01:33:46,891
Just...just forget the cameras
1153
01:33:47,099 --> 01:33:48,226
and the audience,
1154
01:33:48,518 --> 01:33:50,144
and just.. maybe...
1155
01:33:51,354 --> 01:33:52,104
hug?
1156
01:33:53,356 --> 01:33:55,358
Cry?
Touch, maybe?
1157
01:33:55,566 --> 01:33:58,027
Actually, I wanna ask you about
beauty pageants.
1158
01:33:58,569 --> 01:34:00,029
I know Miss America
1159
01:34:00,238 --> 01:34:01,239
and Miss USA different,
1160
01:34:01,447 --> 01:34:02,865
But the criteria they use
1161
01:34:03,074 --> 01:34:05,826
..is shameful..
Why?..
1162
01:34:06,369 --> 01:34:07,203
Mom!
Mom!
1163
01:34:07,662 --> 01:34:09,705
I guess the crown necessarily
be a ravishing beauty...
1164
01:34:09,914 --> 01:34:10,748
..underfed...
Mom!
1165
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:12,875
What?
1166
01:34:13,734 --> 01:34:14,242
Oh, Yeah.
1167
01:34:14,669 --> 01:34:15,920
You will stay here or go?
1168
01:34:16,337 --> 01:34:17,004
Go.
1169
01:34:30,643 --> 01:34:31,894
A river... of emotion ...
1170
01:34:32,728 --> 01:34:34,605
No, No, come back!
1171
01:34:35,064 --> 01:34:38,442
This is a 20 minute interview,
there's 9 minutes left.
1172
01:34:45,074 --> 01:34:47,493
This is reality, this is better than science!
1173
01:34:47,702 --> 01:34:49,328
This is cable TV.
1174
01:34:50,830 --> 01:34:52,915
You're a filthy little liar.
1175
01:34:54,667 --> 01:34:56,377
You're a little m***r.
1176
01:34:59,380 --> 01:34:59,964
Wait! wait! Oh!
1177
01:35:01,674 --> 01:35:02,800
Where do you think
you are going?
1178
01:35:03,009 --> 01:35:04,802
To Coppertop ranch.
1179
01:35:16,606 --> 01:35:17,565
Cut!
1180
01:35:19,525 --> 01:35:20,526
You OK?
1181
01:35:24,197 --> 01:35:26,616
Reckon if you're OK,
that's all it gots!
1182
01:35:28,034 --> 01:35:29,619
My boy's OK.
1183
01:35:32,663 --> 01:35:34,498
So, I'm mute..
1184
01:35:34,707 --> 01:35:35,541
and I'm dead?
1185
01:35:37,460 --> 01:35:38,836
Sorry, Dad.
1186
01:35:47,845 --> 01:35:51,265
How come you didn't stop that morning
when you saw me on the road?
1187
01:35:52,725 --> 01:35:54,810
Rancher's word , I never saw you.
1188
01:36:36,477 --> 01:36:43,843
I need a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer.
1189
01:36:43,901 --> 01:36:46,529
Are you talking to me or
are you talking to the peanut butter?
1190
01:36:47,238 --> 01:36:49,240
Its a diction exercise, moron.
1191
01:36:49,448 --> 01:36:51,784
You'd be better out trying
some yourself enough here
1192
01:36:51,993 --> 01:36:53,786
or make it on TV again.
1193
01:36:54,328 --> 01:36:56,455
I've got some more to do in the
public speaking department.
1194
01:36:56,581 --> 01:36:59,834
How about you just show us
how its done the day you're in a movie.
1195
01:37:00,167 --> 01:37:02,461
Yeah, or in the running for Miss Montana.
1196
01:37:04,922 --> 01:37:08,217
Or a reality show
about a normal person
1197
01:37:08,426 --> 01:37:11,012
living with a bunch of
insane hostile degenerates.
1198
01:37:11,220 --> 01:37:13,723
Speaking of which, does anyone know
1199
01:37:14,432 --> 01:37:18,186
if or when your father is showing
up for breakfast?
1200
01:37:30,865 --> 01:37:32,491
You guys don't ever made up?
1201
01:37:35,745 --> 01:37:38,831
Look, I know goats eat everything,
including paper... I get'em, I get'em.
1202
01:37:40,041 --> 01:37:41,667
But, the fact that one of them
1203
01:37:41,876 --> 01:37:44,378
climbed through the kitchen window
and eat all my notes
1204
01:37:44,587 --> 01:37:48,382
on the female Ontophagus sagittarius,
and how it copulates with its horns
1205
01:37:48,591 --> 01:37:49,592
that is inexcusable.
1206
01:37:52,678 --> 01:37:53,596
It's okay, it's okay.
1207
01:37:55,139 --> 01:37:56,182
He's just kicking.
1208
01:37:56,390 --> 01:37:58,518
I thought you're going to give birth
on the kitchen again?
1209
01:37:58,726 --> 01:38:01,771
Again?
I never gave birth in kitchen.
1210
01:38:02,104 --> 01:38:03,022
Really?
1211
01:38:03,648 --> 01:38:05,900
Then, why is my name Sparrow?
1212
01:38:06,234 --> 01:38:07,944
No, That was Gracie's idea.
1213
01:38:08,152 --> 01:38:10,363
She found a dead sparrow
1214
01:38:10,571 --> 01:38:13,157
here in the kitchen,
the day I had you in the hospital.
1215
01:38:13,366 --> 01:38:17,328
So she concluded that you were
the reincarnation of the sparrow.
1216
01:38:17,787 --> 01:38:20,039
I know when I die,
an elephant will be born.
1217
01:38:25,628 --> 01:38:27,255
Statistically speaking,
1218
01:38:27,463 --> 01:38:30,383
there are better chances that
next newborn Spivet, will be
1219
01:38:30,550 --> 01:38:32,343
the reincarnation ...
1220
01:38:32,510 --> 01:38:33,844
of a toaster.
1221
01:38:35,137 --> 01:38:36,222
And in mean time,
1222
01:38:36,430 --> 01:38:39,725
I had only one month left
to finish my plans
1223
01:38:39,934 --> 01:38:43,646
for a new
perpetual motion machine.
1224
01:44:51,681 --> 01:44:54,725
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