1 00:00:17,698 --> 00:00:20,861 MAN: The defeat and breakup of the Soviet empire, 2 00:00:20,934 --> 00:00:23,801 culminating in the crumbling of the Berlin Wall, 3 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:27,068 is one of the great events of world history. 4 00:00:27,141 --> 00:00:29,006 There were many heroes in this battle, 5 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:33,172 but to Charlie Wilson must go this special recognition. 6 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:38,608 Just 13 years ago, the Soviet Army appeared to be invincible. 7 00:00:39,553 --> 00:00:42,613 But Charlie, undeterred, 8 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:44,782 engineered a lethal body blow 9 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:47,349 that weakened the Communist empire. 10 00:00:47,427 --> 00:00:49,258 Without Charlie, 11 00:00:49,329 --> 00:00:53,595 history would be hugely and sadly different. 12 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,868 And so, for the first time, 13 00:00:55,936 --> 00:01:00,339 a civilian is being given our highest recognition, 14 00:01:00,407 --> 00:01:02,432 that of Honored Colleague. 15 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:06,273 Ladies and gentlemen of the Clandestine Services, 16 00:01:06,513 --> 00:01:08,606 Congressman Charles Wilson. 17 00:01:31,939 --> 00:01:33,031 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 18 00:01:33,106 --> 00:01:34,095 It'd be like Dallas. 19 00:01:34,174 --> 00:01:35,163 CRYSTAL: That's right. 20 00:01:35,242 --> 00:01:36,231 You know what I'm saying? 21 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,868 Like Dallas but set in Washington. 22 00:01:37,945 --> 00:01:39,742 Yeah. And you should say it just like that. 23 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,246 When I pitch it. You should say it just... 24 00:01:41,315 --> 00:01:43,909 "Oh, this is fucking great." You should say it just like that. 25 00:01:43,984 --> 00:01:45,679 Dallas set in Washington D.C. 26 00:01:45,752 --> 00:01:48,118 You know, with the intrigue and the power plays 27 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:49,815 and the overt natural sex. 28 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:51,289 The glamour, the power. 29 00:01:51,358 --> 00:01:53,258 CRYSTAL: Do you know what I'm saying? PAUL: It's fucking Dallas. 30 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:54,555 CRYSTAL: Or, or Falcon Crest. 31 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:55,617 Yes. 32 00:01:55,696 --> 00:01:56,890 That's set in Washington. 33 00:01:56,964 --> 00:01:58,556 Say it to Charlie like that. 34 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:01,795 The resistance fighters disguised us as one of them. 35 00:02:02,035 --> 00:02:03,263 Charlie. 36 00:02:03,871 --> 00:02:04,895 (CLEARS THROAT) 37 00:02:04,972 --> 00:02:07,770 It's like Dallas but in Washington. 38 00:02:07,841 --> 00:02:09,035 With Crystal in the starring role. 39 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:10,098 Yeah. 40 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:12,577 You tell me when to watch. I'll make sure I'm home. 41 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:14,238 You don't think I can make it happen? 42 00:02:14,314 --> 00:02:16,407 I don't know anything about how any of that works. 43 00:02:16,483 --> 00:02:18,644 I do. You said that you would listen to him. 44 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:19,879 That's why we're here. 45 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:22,421 Do they routinely give starring roles on network programs 46 00:02:22,489 --> 00:02:24,719 to people who haven't acted professionally before? 47 00:02:24,791 --> 00:02:27,021 She was just on the fucking cover of Playboy, Charlie. 48 00:02:27,094 --> 00:02:28,789 Well, I guess that's just the same thing. 49 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,625 Would you take this seriously, please? 50 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,927 I am taking it seriously, hon, but can you all tell me something? 51 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,934 What is... What is Dan Rather wearing right now? 52 00:02:35,002 --> 00:02:36,560 What? Dan Rather. 53 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:37,626 What is he wearing? 54 00:02:37,704 --> 00:02:38,693 You're watching TV? 55 00:02:38,772 --> 00:02:39,796 Why hasn't he shaved? 56 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:41,170 Well, who gives a damn? 57 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:44,574 Excuse me! Hey! Excuse me, could you turn that up? 58 00:02:44,645 --> 00:02:47,546 Could you just turn up the volume on the TV? 59 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:49,081 Oh, I'm completely high. 60 00:02:49,149 --> 00:02:50,707 Yeah. Okay. 61 00:02:50,784 --> 00:02:52,945 Still, could you just grab the remote there 62 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,318 and find the volume button? 63 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:56,947 Charlie, are we gonna do business? 64 00:02:57,024 --> 00:03:00,118 Dan Rather is wearing a turban, Paul. Don't you want to know why? 65 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:03,492 He's doing a thing from India. 66 00:03:03,563 --> 00:03:05,588 No, that's Afghanistan. Got it. 67 00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:06,131 Appreciate it. 68 00:03:06,132 --> 00:03:07,361 WOMAN TRANSLATOR: We got it... We captured it 69 00:03:07,434 --> 00:03:08,958 from the Afghan, the Afghan army. Thank you. 70 00:03:09,036 --> 00:03:10,594 Does he have ammunition for this? He has three. 71 00:03:10,671 --> 00:03:12,639 But does he have ammunition? A lot of ammunition? 72 00:03:12,706 --> 00:03:14,401 Well, he's talking about the mujahideen. 73 00:03:14,474 --> 00:03:15,600 WOMAN: No, we don't, we didn't capture any. 74 00:03:15,676 --> 00:03:16,768 PAUL: Priests? 75 00:03:16,843 --> 00:03:20,438 No, mujahideen means, like, holy warriors. 76 00:03:20,514 --> 00:03:21,503 Priests! 77 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:23,105 How the hell am I supposed to know? 78 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:24,309 Paul. 79 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:28,911 And he was... He is saying that, you know, America seems to be asleep. 80 00:03:28,989 --> 00:03:32,015 It doesn't seem to realize that if Afghanistan goes 81 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,151 and the Russians go over to the Gulf, 82 00:03:34,227 --> 00:03:36,491 that in a very short time, 83 00:03:36,563 --> 00:03:38,861 it's going to be the turn of the United States as well. 84 00:03:38,932 --> 00:03:41,196 DAN: I'm sure he knows that in Vietnam... 85 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:42,599 Excuse me. 86 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:46,037 We were just wondering what you do for a living. 87 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:48,768 I'm not a police officer, if that's what you're asking. 88 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:52,403 No. We just... We don't meet a lot of guys here who both, you know, 89 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:54,242 know about the world and like to party. 90 00:03:54,314 --> 00:03:55,338 (CLEARS THROAT) No. 91 00:03:55,415 --> 00:03:58,077 I'm a member of the U.S. House of Representatives. 92 00:03:58,151 --> 00:03:59,413 I'm sorry? 93 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:00,953 I'm a Congressman. 94 00:04:01,021 --> 00:04:02,488 Are you kidding? 95 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,956 No. No, I'm absolutely serious. 96 00:04:05,025 --> 00:04:08,859 I'm Charlie Wilson. I represent the Texas Second Congressional. 97 00:04:10,564 --> 00:04:13,226 Texas. And this is Crystal Lee. 98 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,427 This is Paul Brown. What are your names? 99 00:04:15,502 --> 00:04:16,526 Stacey. Stacey. 100 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:19,538 Kelly. Kelly. Well, it's nice to meet you both. 101 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:24,771 If you are a Congressman should you be in here with strippers and blow? 102 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:27,313 Hey, I'm not a stripper. 103 00:04:27,381 --> 00:04:28,575 I am a stripper. 104 00:04:28,648 --> 00:04:29,910 I'm a stripper. 105 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:31,974 Yes, see, they were talking about themselves. 106 00:04:32,052 --> 00:04:34,646 You know, you do have a point there. 107 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:37,121 I really should get going. A little pruney. 108 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:40,250 Look, Charlie, I need $29,000 to make it happen. 109 00:04:40,327 --> 00:04:43,091 And you know I can make it happen, and you know you want in on this. 110 00:04:43,163 --> 00:04:46,462 Hey, who wants to take a ride with me to the airport? 111 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:47,727 Oh, me! Paul? 112 00:04:47,801 --> 00:04:49,496 Okay. 113 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:52,094 DAN ON TV: A holy war against the Soviets. 114 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:55,630 A war they say that, if they get weapons, 115 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:59,372 from us or anyone else in the free world, they will win. 116 00:04:59,446 --> 00:05:00,743 (MAN SHOUTING ON SCREEN) 117 00:05:02,682 --> 00:05:05,446 PAUL: Yeah, I'm with Congressman Charles Wilson and Crystal Lee. 118 00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:07,214 CHARLIE: I wish he wouldn't do that. From Texas. 119 00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:09,016 Has there ever been a show about Washington? 120 00:05:09,089 --> 00:05:10,454 I don't think there has. Me, neither. 121 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:13,186 Thank you. We got the suite another night. Comped. 122 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,023 DRIVER: Should I go back? No. 123 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:16,562 You can't stay another night? No. No. 124 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:17,619 Stay another night. 125 00:05:17,697 --> 00:05:19,028 I can't. I have a vote. 126 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:20,327 What, an important one? 127 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,368 Yes. What is it? 128 00:05:22,436 --> 00:05:24,028 Well, it's a non-binding resolution 129 00:05:24,104 --> 00:05:26,129 expressing the sense of the Congress 130 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:29,266 that the Department of Defense should continue to exercise its authority 131 00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:31,674 to support the Boy Scouts of America. 132 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:32,939 Are you fucking kidding me? 133 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:36,113 Come on, Charlie, call, raise or fold. 134 00:05:36,183 --> 00:05:37,343 I want to get an answer on this thing 135 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:38,406 that Crystal and I want to do. 136 00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:40,476 First off, I'd appreciate it 137 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:42,681 if you didn't throw my name around quite so much, 138 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:46,248 'cause, from time to time, I use it myself, and I need it in good condition. 139 00:05:46,326 --> 00:05:48,487 Second, I'm from Lufkin, Texas. 140 00:05:48,562 --> 00:05:50,393 I'm the son of an accountant for a timber company. 141 00:05:50,464 --> 00:05:54,332 I take home about 700 bucks a week, and I pay alimony, 142 00:05:54,401 --> 00:05:58,360 so the idea that I got $29,000 in the bank is pretty hysterical. 143 00:05:58,872 --> 00:06:00,567 That said, I love your idea. 144 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,574 Crys, I'll call you this week. Okay. 145 00:06:02,642 --> 00:06:03,700 All right. 146 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:07,907 Stacey, Kelly, nice to meet you both. Are you Nevada residents? 147 00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:09,448 BOTH: Yeah. Well, don't forget to vote. 148 00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:11,313 Bye. We love you! We love you! 149 00:06:11,384 --> 00:06:13,443 Oh, it helps not to know me. Oh! That is for you. 150 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,714 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 151 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:16,255 Bye! Bye, Charlie. 152 00:06:16,323 --> 00:06:18,314 CHARLIE: I love Las Vegas! 153 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:19,949 CHARLIE: All right, what else? 154 00:06:20,026 --> 00:06:21,391 That Dairy Queen guy, Larry Liddle, 155 00:06:21,461 --> 00:06:22,928 is sitting in your office. Hey. 156 00:06:22,996 --> 00:06:24,520 Yeah, I told him he could come in. 157 00:06:24,598 --> 00:06:26,395 He wants to talk to you about a creche. 158 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:28,434 What, a nativity scene with baby Jesus? 159 00:06:28,502 --> 00:06:30,663 Yeah, it's on public property, and the city's making him move it. 160 00:06:30,737 --> 00:06:32,295 Shit. I thought he was just coming in 161 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:34,203 to get his picture took, you know? Congressman. 162 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:35,536 Yeah? You're exactly who I need to speak to. 163 00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:36,598 You have a moment? Sure. 164 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,473 Tip asked me to talk to you. Okay. 165 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:40,410 He wanted me to talk to you about John Murtha. 166 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,108 Go ahead. The prosecutor's gonna go after him. 167 00:06:43,183 --> 00:06:44,616 Well, they ain't gonna find anything. 168 00:06:44,684 --> 00:06:46,948 John Murtha's as clean as my mother's kitchen floor. 169 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,419 Yeah, but Tip would like to put you 170 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:50,046 on the Ethics Committee just the same. 171 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,818 You're kidding. No. 172 00:06:51,892 --> 00:06:54,019 Well, Jesus, Donnelly, everyone in town knows 173 00:06:54,094 --> 00:06:55,425 I'm on the other side of that issue. 174 00:06:55,495 --> 00:06:57,588 Ethics? Yeah! 175 00:06:57,664 --> 00:07:00,565 Well, the Speaker would like to put you on the committee anyway. 176 00:07:00,634 --> 00:07:04,161 Okay. Well, if anyone asks what the hell I'm doing on the Ethics Committee, 177 00:07:04,237 --> 00:07:06,967 we'll just tell them I like chasing women and drinking whiskey 178 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,167 and the Speaker felt we were underrepresented. 179 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:10,903 One man, one vote. Exactly. 180 00:07:10,977 --> 00:07:12,342 Tip's gonna want to return the favor. 181 00:07:12,412 --> 00:07:14,346 Tuesday, right? That is Tuesday, yes. 182 00:07:14,414 --> 00:07:15,972 So if anything comes up that you'd like me 183 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:17,141 to speak with him about, please... 184 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:18,275 Yes. 185 00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:19,810 Yes! 186 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:22,981 I'd like to be on the Board of Directors of the Kennedy Center. 187 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,113 Charlie. I'm sorry? 188 00:07:24,191 --> 00:07:27,183 Turns out Congress appoints the Board of Directors of the Kennedy Center. 189 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:31,196 It's a great place to take a date, and I can never afford the tickets. 190 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:33,129 Consider it done. Excellent. 191 00:07:34,134 --> 00:07:35,158 Go vote. 192 00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:38,204 Another few minutes. Let's see what's on the wires. 193 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,967 Why can't you wait for newspapers like everybody else? 194 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,305 'Cause I think it's productive to know today's news today. 195 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:45,936 And it makes me one day smarter than you, which I enjoy as well. 196 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,502 I know you do. 197 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:49,048 You don't think that's a little crazy? 198 00:07:49,115 --> 00:07:51,276 Pan Am and Eastern are lowering their fares. 199 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:53,216 'Cause of Braniff. What's a little crazy? 200 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:54,719 Joining the Board of the Kennedy Center 201 00:07:54,788 --> 00:07:56,722 so you can get free tickets to the Royal Ballet of... 202 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:57,882 Hold on. What? 203 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,687 AP story out of Kabul. 204 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:01,124 Uzbekistan? 205 00:08:01,328 --> 00:08:02,727 Afghanistan. 206 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:06,988 Russia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, 207 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:08,932 Jordan, Israel, Egypt. 208 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:13,930 Jim Van Wagenen's our point man on black approps 209 00:08:14,007 --> 00:08:15,372 for the Defense Subcommittee? 210 00:08:15,442 --> 00:08:16,500 Yeah. 211 00:08:16,576 --> 00:08:18,806 Have him come to my office as soon as possible. 212 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:20,345 How am I voting on this? BONNIE: Yes. 213 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,573 You sure? Yes. 214 00:08:21,648 --> 00:08:23,138 The Boy Scouts? 215 00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:25,810 Jim Van Wagenen. Get him and show him that wire story. 216 00:08:25,885 --> 00:08:27,716 Yes, sir. You are the man I wanted to talk to. 217 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:30,885 The Congressman will be here in a moment. 218 00:08:30,957 --> 00:08:32,652 He's just coming up from a vote. 219 00:08:32,726 --> 00:08:34,193 I'm sure it's an important one. 220 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,387 No. Not really. 221 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:37,886 SUZANNE: So, Marla, can you fit this into his schedule next week? 222 00:08:37,964 --> 00:08:38,953 (PHONE RINGING) 223 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:40,693 RECEPTIONIST: Charlie Wilson's office. Good morning. 224 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:41,927 The third... 225 00:08:42,002 --> 00:08:44,232 It is? How are you? 226 00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:45,601 BONNIE: Suzanne, can you help me with this? Okay. 227 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:47,503 SUZANNE: I'll be right back. RECEPTIONIST: I'll have him do it. 228 00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:48,563 Okay, bye-bye. 229 00:08:48,642 --> 00:08:50,007 LARRY: Miss? Yes, sir? 230 00:08:50,076 --> 00:08:54,342 It seems to me, looking around, that it's almost all women working here, 231 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:56,814 and that they're all very pretty. 232 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,039 Is that common? 233 00:08:58,118 --> 00:08:59,210 (LAUGHS) Well, 234 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:01,516 Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. 235 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:06,252 He says, "You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits." 236 00:09:06,493 --> 00:09:07,858 Well, that's charming. 237 00:09:07,927 --> 00:09:09,622 Larry! Congressman! 238 00:09:09,696 --> 00:09:13,530 No, no, no. For $5,000 every two years you get to call me Charlie. 239 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,468 And for 10,000, you can call me Betty Sue and I'll clean out your rain gutters. 240 00:09:17,537 --> 00:09:18,561 This is my daughter, Jane. 241 00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:19,900 Well, now I remember Jane. Two-L at SMU. 242 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:21,565 Charlie Wilson's office. Good morning. 243 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:23,268 Welcome to the United States Congress. 244 00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:25,675 Hey, I'm gonna talk to your daddy for a couple of seconds. 245 00:09:25,745 --> 00:09:27,906 Larry, can we get you a drink? 246 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:29,209 It's 10:00 in the morning. 247 00:09:29,282 --> 00:09:31,443 Well, fair enough, I guess. 248 00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:33,784 Grab a seat. 249 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:37,490 Now, this situation with the creche, I want to know all about it. 250 00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:38,546 Well, sir, 251 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:39,614 (CLEARS THROAT) 252 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,152 Every single year since the world was young, 253 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:47,831 the firehouse in the Nacogdoches Township has displayed a creche. 254 00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:51,337 Now, the ACLU has filed suit against the township 255 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:54,896 for displaying a religious symbol on public property. 256 00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:57,135 It's Christmas time. It's a creche. 257 00:09:57,210 --> 00:09:59,940 I could understand if we were in gosh-darn Scarsdale, 258 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:03,642 but this is east Texas, and I want to know who we're offending. 259 00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:05,548 Except two lawyers from the ACLU. 260 00:10:05,618 --> 00:10:09,054 That is a terribly interesting and complicated question. 261 00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:10,953 Let me make this suggestion, though. 262 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:13,857 There's a church about a block and a half 263 00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:16,862 from that firehouse, First Baptist Church of Nacogdoches. 264 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:19,626 They've got a beautiful rolling lawn out there in front. 265 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:21,496 No, no. This is a Christian country, Charlie, 266 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:23,536 founded on Christian values. Sure. 267 00:10:23,603 --> 00:10:25,662 We welcome other faiths to worship as they wish, 268 00:10:25,739 --> 00:10:28,105 but when you can't put a nativity scene 269 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:31,268 in front of a firehouse at Christmas time in Nacogdoches Township, 270 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:32,777 something's gone terribly wrong. 271 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:34,939 Well, that's not really true, Larry. 272 00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:37,608 You could move that creche over to that church 273 00:10:37,684 --> 00:10:38,673 and everything's just fine. 274 00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:39,946 That's not the point! 275 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:43,147 Okay. Why don't we just start back at the beginning? 276 00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:44,417 What can I do for you? 277 00:10:44,491 --> 00:10:46,652 You can intervene in the case against the creche committee. 278 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:47,920 Intervene? How? 279 00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:49,518 You appointed the judge. 280 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:50,893 I don't appoint judges. 281 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:52,829 I just made a recommendation to the President. 282 00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:53,923 Uh-huh. 283 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,297 I think you and I both know what that means. 284 00:10:55,368 --> 00:10:56,392 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 285 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:59,302 I cannot just call up a judge and tell him what to do. 286 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,272 Why? Well, 'cause it's against a shitload 287 00:11:01,341 --> 00:11:03,605 of really good laws, Gary. 288 00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,439 Larry. Larry. 289 00:11:05,512 --> 00:11:10,506 I got to go talk to this guy out here for a second. Will you excuse me? 290 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,777 By the way, I love Jesus Christ 291 00:11:11,851 --> 00:11:13,478 and his mother Mary as much as anybody. 292 00:11:13,553 --> 00:11:17,148 About 38 churches you could move that creche to, everybody lives. 293 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:18,381 Give me a call. Okay. 294 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,652 I love Chivas. 295 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,489 Jane, how are you? 296 00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:23,188 You need a cup of coffee? 297 00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:25,629 Something to drink? Anything like that? Okay. Mmm-mmm. 298 00:11:25,698 --> 00:11:27,495 Jim. Congressman. 299 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,467 You see Lederer's AP story out of Kabul? 300 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,003 Yeah. We're reading this story every day now. 301 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,094 You see Dan Rather last night? 302 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,662 Yeah. I did. 303 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,038 Tell me something. What is the Defense Subcommittee's budget 304 00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:38,236 for covert ops against the Communists in Afghanistan? 305 00:11:38,311 --> 00:11:39,505 All in? All in. 306 00:11:39,579 --> 00:11:41,171 It's 5 million. 307 00:11:42,782 --> 00:11:45,945 Well, they can't shoot down helicopters for $5 million, Jim. 308 00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:49,420 Though they're trying to. Which is more than I can say for us. 309 00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:51,252 Get everybody together for me, would you? 310 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,948 And double it. 311 00:11:53,026 --> 00:11:54,459 RECEPTIONIST: Charlie Wilson's office. 312 00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,324 Okay, I'm sorry, sir? 313 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:58,655 The covert ops budget. Double it. 314 00:11:58,731 --> 00:11:59,993 (RECEPTIONIST CHATTERING) 315 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,059 Okay. 316 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:04,763 This ain't gonna be much longer, okay? 317 00:12:05,939 --> 00:12:06,963 (PHONE RINGING) 318 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,201 Here's what I'm gonna do, Larry. 319 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:11,243 RECEPTIONIST: Charlie Wilson's office. 320 00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:17,448 Maybe in about 20 minutes. He's just going into a meeting. 321 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,609 Sure. 322 00:12:19,219 --> 00:12:21,813 My XO wrote in a report, 323 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:26,291 I was the best officer he ever served at sea with, 324 00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:30,489 and the worst officer he ever served in port with. 325 00:12:30,563 --> 00:12:32,656 (LAUGHS) You can look it up. 326 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:35,326 I must've graduated from Annapolis 327 00:12:35,401 --> 00:12:37,926 with the second most demerits of any midshipman 328 00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:39,801 in the history of the Naval Academy. 329 00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:42,364 JANE: Well, who had the most? I want to sleep with him. 330 00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:43,875 (ANGEL OF THE MORNING PLAYING ON STEREO) 331 00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:47,777 It's hotter here in D.C. Than in Nacogdoches, 332 00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:51,408 so I hope you don't mind, I took off a few of my clothes. 333 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:54,647 Well, I'm just gonna have to live with that, Jane. 334 00:12:54,787 --> 00:13:00,987 (SINGING) Just call me angel of the morning, angel 335 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:04,621 Just touch my cheek before you leave me 336 00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:07,530 Come on over here. I'm gonna show you the best view in the District. 337 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,658 You want some of this? 338 00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:09,895 No, no, I got this. 339 00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:11,300 I like both. 340 00:13:11,371 --> 00:13:13,464 Well, it must be great being me. 341 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,167 I've heard it is. 342 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:18,369 Iwo Jima Memorial. 343 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:19,968 There's the Lincoln. 344 00:13:20,046 --> 00:13:22,571 Washington. Now follow it around to the right. 345 00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:26,517 CHARLIE: The Jefferson Memorial. The Arlington Bridge. 346 00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,521 And there's the Pentagon. 347 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:30,988 Oh, that's the Pentagon. 348 00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:32,183 That's the Pentagon. 349 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:36,160 How about I show you the second best view in the District? 350 00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,288 Why, Jane, would you like... 351 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:39,353 (PHONE RINGING) 352 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,155 (SIGHS) 353 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:42,595 Well, that was predictable. 354 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,764 Just give me one second. 355 00:13:46,973 --> 00:13:48,907 Hello? WOMAN: That was an extraordinary thing 356 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,465 you did today. 357 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,899 Who is this? 358 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,036 It's Joanne. 359 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,607 Joanne! 360 00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:57,543 Why, gosh, how nice to hear from you. 361 00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:59,448 Could I call you back in a little bit? 362 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:01,646 Is Ronald Reagan in your bedroom right now? 363 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:03,780 No. Then I'm considerably more important 364 00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:05,824 than whoever is. Is anything wrong? 365 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:08,622 This is gonna take just a second or two. 366 00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:11,225 Okay, I'm all yours. 367 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:15,566 What did I do that was so extraordinary? 368 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:16,795 "Double it." 369 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:18,666 'Cause I was told you didn't have a girlfriend. 370 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:19,727 What? 371 00:14:19,806 --> 00:14:21,797 You told Jim Van Wagenen to double it. 372 00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:25,173 Well, shit, Joanne, I don't know what you're talking about, 373 00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:27,610 and if I did, it'd be classified, 374 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,347 and I'd wonder where you got your information 375 00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:30,439 on the Subcommittee. 376 00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:31,813 Oh, what do you care, hon? 377 00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:35,615 It's a little matter of national security and I can't help but think... 378 00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,747 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 379 00:14:37,824 --> 00:14:39,416 Hold on. I am sorry, 380 00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:41,517 but I was told you didn't have a girlfriend. 381 00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:43,027 I don't. This isn't my girlfriend. 382 00:14:43,096 --> 00:14:45,587 It's the sixth wealthiest woman in Texas. 383 00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:47,428 Which is still pretty good. 384 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,728 Okay, so, hi. 385 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:51,395 A friend of mine has made a terrific movie about the need 386 00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:53,598 for American aid to Afghanistan. 387 00:14:53,673 --> 00:14:55,231 He's made a movie? Yes. 388 00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:59,142 I'm gonna run this movie Friday night at my house at a fundraiser. 389 00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:01,442 You know, you've never been to my house, Charlie. 390 00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:04,449 You want me to come to Houston and see a movie? 391 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,680 There'll be women and wealthy donors. See you Friday. 392 00:15:07,754 --> 00:15:09,119 Yes, ma'am. 393 00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:16,519 Hey. 394 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:17,585 Mmm-mmm. 395 00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:18,722 Hey. Mmm-mmm. 396 00:15:25,271 --> 00:15:26,329 Thank you, Joanne. 397 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,432 Okay. I know it was difficult for you to come in here, hat in hand. 398 00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:35,504 That's not the kind of upbringing, I guess, is the word I'm looking for. 399 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:38,345 It's not the kind of man you are. I understand that. 400 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:41,615 I'm not looking to humiliate you or exact a price in any way, 401 00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,588 so why don't you just apologize? 402 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:46,147 We'll call it water under the dam, and we'll go about our business. 403 00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:48,216 Excuse me, what the fuck? 404 00:15:49,162 --> 00:15:51,153 What? What the fuck are you talking about? 405 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,198 Clair George said you were coming in here to apologize. 406 00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:55,791 No, I'm supposed to come in here so you could apologize to me. 407 00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,631 According to whom? Clair George. 408 00:15:57,704 --> 00:16:00,673 You told me to go fuck myself. I'm supposed to apologize to you? 409 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,834 Also, water goes over a dam and under a bridge, you poncy schoolboy. 410 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:07,209 Clearly there's been a miscommunication between Clair George and somebody. 411 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,474 Excuse me. Yes? 412 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:09,810 Does this look all right? It's fine. 413 00:16:09,882 --> 00:16:10,974 Thank you. I can sand it down a little. 414 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,245 I, I don't know. I have no fucking idea who this guy is. 415 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,049 He is here to fix the glass that you broke the last time you were here. 416 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:18,613 Could you just excuse us for a second there? Yes. 417 00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:19,715 You tell me to go fuck myself 418 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,350 and I'm supposed to apologize? You break my window, 419 00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:23,327 I'm supposed to apologize? The Helsinki job was mine! 420 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:26,024 The Helsinki job was not yours. If it was yours, you'd be in Helsinki. 421 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,532 Alan Wolfe stood in this office! Alan Wolfe 422 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,124 is no longer the Director. Yeah, it was on the books! 423 00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:32,000 Alan Wolfe is no longer the Director of European Operations. 424 00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:33,436 He does not make those appointments. I do. 425 00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:35,201 Promises were made. Not by me. 426 00:16:35,274 --> 00:16:37,572 I've been with the company for 24 years. 427 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:39,577 I was posted in Greece for 15. 428 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:43,411 Papandreou wins that election if I don't help the junta take him prisoner. 429 00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:45,383 I've advised and armed the Hellenic army. 430 00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:47,385 I've neutralized champions of Communism. 431 00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:50,752 I've spent the past three years learning Finnish! 432 00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:52,791 Which should come in handy here in Virginia! 433 00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:54,827 And I'm never, ever, sick at sea. 434 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:58,295 So I want to know why I'm not gonna be your Helsinki station chief. 435 00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,161 You're coarse. Excuse me? 436 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:02,826 For Helsinki, I need someone with diplomatic skills. 437 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,130 You don't have them. Is that right? 438 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,228 That is right. And I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you 439 00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,397 when you broke my fucking window! 440 00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:09,338 Oh, yes, sure you do, Cravely. 441 00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:11,467 Look, Gust... Yeah, you're fucking Roger's fiancee 442 00:17:11,544 --> 00:17:12,841 and you know I know. 443 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,643 I'm not... I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. 444 00:17:16,716 --> 00:17:18,650 Yeah, yeah, you're dignifying her in the ass 445 00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:20,652 at the Jefferson Hotel, room 1210. 446 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,621 But let me ask you. The 3,000 agents Turner fired 447 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,884 was that because they lacked diplomatic skills as well? 448 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,823 You're referring to Admiral Stansfield Turner? 449 00:17:27,894 --> 00:17:28,952 Yeah, the 3,000 agents. 450 00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:31,963 Each and every goddamn one of them first or second generation Americans. 451 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:34,522 Is that because they lack the proper diplomatic skills? 452 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,068 Or did Turner not think it was a good idea to have spies 453 00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:40,469 who could speak the same language as the people they're fucking spying on? 454 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,065 Well, I'm sorry, but you can hardly blame the Director 455 00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:46,134 for questioning the loyalty to America of people that are just barely Americans 456 00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:48,203 in the first place. Yeah, well, I'd like to take a moment 457 00:17:48,281 --> 00:17:49,873 to review the several ways in which you're a douchebag. 458 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:52,008 Get the fuck out of my office! Yes, sir. 459 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,381 Before I end your career, asshole. 460 00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:54,476 Yes, sir! 461 00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:57,682 Yeah, my friend, I'm gonna need you for a second. 462 00:17:58,257 --> 00:17:59,246 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 463 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:00,957 God damn it! 464 00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:02,792 My loyalty? 465 00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:06,291 For 24 years, people have been trying to kill me. 466 00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:07,730 People who know how. 467 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,792 Now, do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker 468 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,270 or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? 469 00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:15,864 Go fuck yourself, you fucking child. 470 00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:23,413 How was I? 471 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,509 Thank you. 472 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:30,012 There's a woman in Aliquippa, Pennsylvania, named Nitsa. 473 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,281 And she thinks she's a witch. 474 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:34,758 Yeah, she offered to put a curse on Cravely for me. 475 00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:35,919 Yeah? 476 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,323 And she... 477 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:41,731 She asked me do I want a professional curse or a health curse. 478 00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:43,896 "If it's a health curse, I can do it right away, 479 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:46,666 "but a professional curse takes longer." 480 00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:49,799 Well, I'm living proof she's right about that. 481 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:52,171 Did you get the brownie? Oh, no, sir, I didn't. 482 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,576 I got you. 483 00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:58,845 I'm reading transcripts of phone conversations 484 00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,613 between French and German generals 485 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:04,053 arguing over office space at NATO headquarters 486 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:07,854 and analyzing wiretaps out of Mercury Bay, New Zealand. 487 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:11,556 You know, historically, a hotbed of anti-American activity. 488 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:15,428 Yeah, nobody will come near me. I'm in the weeds. 489 00:19:16,469 --> 00:19:18,869 You know, a typical case officer 490 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:23,937 doesn't walk into his boss's office and tell him to go fuck himself. Twice. 491 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,672 I just told you, I paid a witch in Pennsylvania $80 492 00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:29,442 to put a curse on Henry Cravely for me. 493 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,210 Do I sound like a typical case officer? No. 494 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:35,015 Well, then, let's assume I'm not. 495 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:37,248 Listen. If you're really not doing anything, 496 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,915 why don't you come upstairs and work with us? 497 00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:40,117 What are you doing? 498 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:41,625 Killing Russians. 499 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:47,227 Our next slave girl is a Texas rose named Ashley Rensler. 500 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,324 (CROWD CHEERING) 501 00:19:48,401 --> 00:19:52,098 Ashley is prelaw at U. T., and her three sorority sisters 502 00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:55,231 from Delta Delta Delta will wash your car or truck 503 00:19:55,308 --> 00:19:58,402 in special outfits they have chosen for the occasion. 504 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:02,971 So, who wants their wheels cleaned clean as a whistle by a 19-year-old lawyer 505 00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:05,210 and her three friends from Tri-Delt? 506 00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:06,273 (CROWD CHEERING) 507 00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:09,185 I have 10,000, who'll give me 11? 11, 11, I got 11. 508 00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:11,155 I got 15 right here. Thank you very much. 509 00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:13,487 Oh, my God, she is a Minute Woman. 510 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,356 No, she's a Tri-Delt. 511 00:20:16,295 --> 00:20:18,160 No, she is a Minute Woman, Charlie. 512 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,492 Oh. Joanne. 513 00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:23,399 Yeah, she's a direct descendant of George Washington's sister. 514 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:26,265 Says she had a great uncle who was killed at the Alamo. 515 00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:29,433 Former Miss Cotton Bowl. Had her own local television talk show. 516 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:32,705 Look. Pakistan's Honorary Consul to Houston, Texas. 517 00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:34,177 How's that for a title, huh? 518 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:37,409 This is an ultra-right wing group of anti-Communist fanatics. 519 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,950 They're not ultra-right wing. 520 00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:40,781 What are they? 521 00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:42,616 Well, they're ultra-right wing. 522 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:45,088 What are you doing hanging around this woman? 523 00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:48,820 Did you hear me say she was a former Miss Cotton Bowl? 524 00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:50,088 You are unbelievable. 525 00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:51,322 Oh, come on. You're gonna love her. 526 00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,331 And, you know, one of the things she's trying to do over there 527 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:54,923 is liberate the women. 528 00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:57,834 And what better way than through a slave girl auction? 529 00:20:57,903 --> 00:20:59,131 JOANNE: Charlie. 530 00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:04,241 So sorry for keeping you waiting. 531 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,437 Oh, it's no problem, Joanne. 532 00:21:07,013 --> 00:21:08,002 This is Bonnie Bach. 533 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,877 So nice to meet you. 534 00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:17,351 It's a pleasure meeting you, Mrs. Herring. This is a wonderful party. 535 00:21:18,624 --> 00:21:21,184 Why don't you give us a few moments? 536 00:21:22,294 --> 00:21:23,591 Yes, sir. 537 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:28,963 Oh, Bobbie, if you could ask someone for a Bombay martini up, very dry? 538 00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:31,128 Oh, I'm not a slave girl, actually. 539 00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:33,364 I'm the Congressman's administrative assistant. 540 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:34,770 Isn't that wonderful for you. 541 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,068 Yes. 542 00:21:36,142 --> 00:21:39,009 Two olives, please. Tell them it's for me, they'll know. 543 00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:40,409 Certainly. 544 00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:44,007 She doesn't like me. 545 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,175 Everybody likes you. 546 00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:46,684 She's a liberal. 547 00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:48,515 Well, I'm a liberal. 548 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:50,751 Not where it counts. 549 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,587 Have you seen the house? 550 00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:55,752 Well, I've seen the downstairs, what's upstairs? 551 00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:57,159 Fourteen bedrooms. 552 00:21:57,229 --> 00:21:58,662 I should have a look. 553 00:21:58,731 --> 00:21:59,755 What did you think of the movie? 554 00:21:59,832 --> 00:22:01,527 What, that thing we just saw? 555 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,659 The reason for the party, yes. 556 00:22:03,736 --> 00:22:06,500 Well, I'm not an expert in the field or anything, 557 00:22:06,572 --> 00:22:09,405 but the production quality seemed amateurish to me. 558 00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:10,965 Yeah, I'm not submitting the thing 559 00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:13,273 for a Golden Globe nomination, Charlie. 560 00:22:13,345 --> 00:22:15,609 You know what I'm talking about. 561 00:22:15,681 --> 00:22:18,309 Well, as a member of the Defense Subcommittee, 562 00:22:18,384 --> 00:22:19,715 did you think I wasn't aware 563 00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:21,980 that the Soviet Union's invaded Afghanistan? 564 00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:23,988 Yes, I believe my government is aware, 565 00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:26,547 but I was wondering if they were thinking of doing anything about it 566 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:29,822 other than boycotting the Olympics, which I think you'll agree, 567 00:22:29,895 --> 00:22:31,453 was a fairly impotent response 568 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:33,725 to the greatest national security threat we've faced 569 00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:35,198 since the Cuban Missile Crisis. 570 00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:38,430 Well, I don't think making more movies about it is gonna do the trick, 571 00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:40,096 if that's what you're asking. 572 00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:41,434 It's not. 573 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:45,439 Exactly how much power do you have as a member of the Subcommittee? 574 00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:47,001 Which one? I'm on two. 575 00:22:47,079 --> 00:22:48,205 Foreign Ops. 576 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,408 Eight members and myself hand out 11 billion in foreign assistance. 577 00:22:51,484 --> 00:22:53,816 And what about the Defense Subcommittee? 578 00:22:53,886 --> 00:22:54,875 Our budget is hidden. 579 00:22:54,954 --> 00:22:56,319 It is also unlimited. 580 00:22:56,388 --> 00:22:57,855 Yeah. 581 00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:01,488 Would you like to see my room? 582 00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:02,719 Yeah. 583 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:03,819 (WHIMPERING) 584 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:07,855 So, unless I'm wrong, and that would be unusual for me, 585 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:10,826 you sit at the intersection of the State Department, 586 00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:12,871 the Pentagon and the CIA. 587 00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:16,331 You meet in a soundproof room underneath the Capitol, 588 00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:19,741 and you preside over a secret and unlimited budget 589 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:23,441 for the three agencies you would need to conduct a covert war. 590 00:23:23,516 --> 00:23:25,143 Isn't that right? 591 00:23:25,217 --> 00:23:27,447 I also have seats at the Kennedy Center. 592 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,887 Isn't that how you were able to double the CIA budget for black approps 593 00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:33,390 in Afghanistan just by saying so? 594 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:37,088 Why are you only asking me questions you already know the answers to? 595 00:23:37,163 --> 00:23:40,030 Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing? 596 00:23:40,099 --> 00:23:41,999 Well, tradition mostly. 597 00:23:48,374 --> 00:23:49,705 Come here. 598 00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:51,401 Okay. 599 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:04,617 I do not understand the energy women have after sex. 600 00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:07,523 You're dancing around, you're baking a pie. 601 00:24:07,593 --> 00:24:09,493 JOANNE: Charlie? Yes, ma'am? 602 00:24:09,562 --> 00:24:12,690 Why is the CIA running a fake war in Afghanistan? 603 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:14,756 They're doing everything they can. 604 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,698 They're doing it badly. 605 00:24:16,902 --> 00:24:19,302 The CIA is arming the mujahideen. 606 00:24:19,371 --> 00:24:20,565 Where do you think they're getting their weapons? 607 00:24:20,639 --> 00:24:23,972 They're arming them with 12.7 millimeter Dishukas 608 00:24:24,043 --> 00:24:25,670 which would be good, 609 00:24:25,744 --> 00:24:28,907 except the Soviets have specifically armor-plated their Hind helicopter 610 00:24:28,981 --> 00:24:31,882 to resist a 12.7 millimeter shell. 611 00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:34,151 We sold Pakistan F-16s, 612 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,917 but didn't give them the look-downlshoot-down radar. 613 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,048 If this were a real war, 614 00:24:39,124 --> 00:24:41,524 State would issue a white paper outlining the Communist threat 615 00:24:41,594 --> 00:24:43,789 the way they did in El Salvador. 616 00:24:43,862 --> 00:24:47,696 If this were a real war, there'd be a National Bipartisan Commission 617 00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:52,396 on Afghanistan, headed by Henry Kissinger the way they did in Central America. 618 00:24:52,471 --> 00:24:56,669 If this were a real war, Congress would authorize $24 million 619 00:24:56,742 --> 00:25:00,007 for covert operations the way you did in Nicaragua. 620 00:25:00,379 --> 00:25:02,404 If this were a real war... 621 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:05,514 You may be the sexiest woman ever. 622 00:25:05,584 --> 00:25:07,950 I'm not kidding. You are Helen of Troy. 623 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,282 Are you patronizing me? 624 00:25:09,355 --> 00:25:11,755 What do you want me to do, Joanne? 625 00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:13,915 This is what I want you to do. 626 00:25:13,993 --> 00:25:17,121 I want you to save Afghanistan for the Afghans. 627 00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:19,588 I want you to deliver such a crushing defeat 628 00:25:19,665 --> 00:25:21,394 to the Soviets that Communism crumbles, 629 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:23,833 and in so doing, end the Cold War. 630 00:25:23,902 --> 00:25:24,994 I'll tell you, I'd do it, too, 631 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,561 but I got this Dairy Queen problem in Nacogdoches. 632 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,633 Don't underestimate me, Charlie. Believe everything you've heard. 633 00:25:32,411 --> 00:25:34,140 What exactly do you want me to do? 634 00:25:34,213 --> 00:25:35,646 Go to Pakistan and meet with Zia. 635 00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:36,908 CHARLIE: Zia? 636 00:25:37,383 --> 00:25:39,146 Mohammed Zia ul-Haq. 637 00:25:39,585 --> 00:25:41,246 He's the President of Pakistan. 638 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,844 I've already arranged it. 639 00:25:42,921 --> 00:25:45,856 You've arranged a meeting between me and the President of Pakistan? 640 00:25:45,924 --> 00:25:46,913 Yes. 641 00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:48,152 You're going to Israel next week 642 00:25:48,227 --> 00:25:50,058 to meet with Zvi Rafiah about the Lavi jets. 643 00:25:50,129 --> 00:25:53,064 I want you to tack Pakistan on the end of your trip. 644 00:25:53,132 --> 00:25:54,326 And meet with the President? 645 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,563 Let him convince you that it's a Christian imperative 646 00:25:57,636 --> 00:26:00,833 to let the Afghans rid their country of Communism. 647 00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:05,441 Okay. It's not likely the President of Pakistan is a Christian, 648 00:26:05,511 --> 00:26:08,173 but I'm gonna do this for you, Joanne, 649 00:26:08,247 --> 00:26:10,977 'cause you saved my ass once with the pro-lifers 650 00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:15,282 and I owe you my seat in Congress and because you look very good naked. 651 00:26:15,354 --> 00:26:19,381 But I have to tell you, I'm elected by Jews. 652 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,926 How many Jews do you have in your district? 653 00:26:21,994 --> 00:26:23,018 Seven. 654 00:26:23,095 --> 00:26:25,154 But congressmen aren't elected by voters, 655 00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:26,595 they're elected by contributors, 656 00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:29,657 and mine are in, well, New York, Florida, Hollywood, 657 00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:32,226 because I'm one of Israel's guys on the Hill. 658 00:26:32,304 --> 00:26:33,532 And I don't know how they're gonna feel 659 00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:36,073 about me taking up the cause of Muslims. 660 00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:37,472 Well, that's your problem. 661 00:26:37,543 --> 00:26:38,840 Yes, it is. 662 00:26:39,545 --> 00:26:41,069 Go fight this war and win it, Charlie. 663 00:26:41,146 --> 00:26:44,582 Everything possible is on the line, including your manhood. 664 00:26:44,650 --> 00:26:47,448 Oh, I was afraid you were gonna say that. 665 00:26:47,686 --> 00:26:48,675 (WATER RUSHING) 666 00:26:50,089 --> 00:26:52,614 Well, I guess it ain't gonna be twice tonight. 667 00:26:52,691 --> 00:26:55,216 Well, I guess somebody can't count. 668 00:26:55,294 --> 00:26:57,819 Oh, darling, I was talking about me. 669 00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:01,618 (SPEAKING URDU) 670 00:28:04,263 --> 00:28:05,252 (SPEAKING URDU) 671 00:28:06,165 --> 00:28:07,154 (OFFICER SHOUTING) 672 00:28:07,366 --> 00:28:08,833 Congressman Charlie Wilson. 673 00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:09,890 Mr. Congressman. 674 00:28:09,968 --> 00:28:11,629 (CHUCKLING) Mr. President. 675 00:28:14,373 --> 00:28:15,499 Yeah. 676 00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:18,008 Joanne Herring speaks very highly of you. 677 00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:20,567 Oh, well, thank you, sir. Thank you. 678 00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:22,443 These are two of my brightest advisors 679 00:28:22,514 --> 00:28:25,449 when it comes to the problem of the Soviets. 680 00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:27,779 This is Brigadier Rashid. 681 00:28:28,787 --> 00:28:29,845 How do you do? Pleased to meet you. 682 00:28:29,922 --> 00:28:31,287 Colonel Mahmood. How do you do? 683 00:28:31,356 --> 00:28:32,846 Pleased to meet you. 684 00:28:32,925 --> 00:28:33,914 Please come. 685 00:28:33,992 --> 00:28:35,152 Thank you. 686 00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:40,432 You must be thirsty. Can we get you a drink? 687 00:28:40,499 --> 00:28:44,299 Oh, actually I'd love a glass of ice and any kind of whiskey. 688 00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:45,960 Rye, Canadian. 689 00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:48,061 Uh... 690 00:28:49,942 --> 00:28:52,069 I'm sorry, Congressman, we don't have alcohol 691 00:28:52,144 --> 00:28:54,374 in the Presidential Residence. 692 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:58,245 Of course, you don't. I apologize. 693 00:29:00,285 --> 00:29:01,445 Fruit juice? 694 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,851 (SPEAKING URDU) 695 00:29:03,856 --> 00:29:05,414 Bet a lot of people make that mistake. 696 00:29:05,491 --> 00:29:06,480 (LAUGHING) 697 00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:07,916 No. 698 00:29:08,594 --> 00:29:09,583 Okay. 699 00:29:09,661 --> 00:29:10,719 Brigadier? 700 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:14,558 So you understand the situation on our border? 701 00:29:15,234 --> 00:29:18,499 Yes, sir, I think I do. And I think it's terrible. 702 00:29:19,071 --> 00:29:22,336 And I know I speak for all the people in the Texas Second Congressional District 703 00:29:22,407 --> 00:29:24,932 when I say our thoughts and our prayers are with you. 704 00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:27,501 All the people of the Texas Second Congressional District, 705 00:29:27,579 --> 00:29:28,944 you say? Yes, indeed, sir. 706 00:29:29,014 --> 00:29:33,041 Three million Afghan refugees are living like poorly treated livestock. 707 00:29:33,118 --> 00:29:34,881 Another two million have fled into Iran. 708 00:29:34,953 --> 00:29:36,420 And two million more angry men 709 00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:38,513 is just what the doctors ordered for Iran, don't you think? 710 00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:41,150 People are dying by the tens of thousands. 711 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:44,286 And the ones that aren't are crossing into Pakistan every day. 712 00:29:44,363 --> 00:29:45,830 MAHMOOD: Would you like to know how many? 713 00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:47,729 One fifth of Afghanistan now lives 714 00:29:47,799 --> 00:29:50,393 in Pakistan's North-West Frontier Province. 715 00:29:50,469 --> 00:29:52,437 ZIA: So, what I have been wondering is 716 00:29:52,504 --> 00:29:55,667 why your State Department would send someone here 717 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:57,971 who thinks he understands the problem. 718 00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:01,535 'Cause I don't think the prayers of the Texas Second Congressional District 719 00:30:01,613 --> 00:30:02,944 are going to turn the trick. 720 00:30:03,015 --> 00:30:06,041 Well, now, I wasn't sent here by the State Department, Mr. President. 721 00:30:06,118 --> 00:30:08,109 I was asked to come here by our friend in Houston. 722 00:30:08,186 --> 00:30:10,381 So this is a courtesy call. 723 00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:14,323 I don't need courtesy. I need airplanes, guns and money. 724 00:30:14,393 --> 00:30:19,092 Well, we just doubled the CIA budget for covert ops... 725 00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:20,597 From 5 million to 10 million. 726 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,657 That's right. Is that a joke? 727 00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:26,095 No. Is that meant to be a funny joke? 728 00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:27,160 No, sir. 729 00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:29,036 ZIA: Congressman, what they're saying is 730 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:32,770 $10 million from the U.S. To fight the Russian Army 731 00:30:33,245 --> 00:30:36,476 is such a low figure that it can be mistaken for a joke. 732 00:30:36,548 --> 00:30:40,279 I caught up to the sarcasm there, sir. Let me be clear. 733 00:30:41,286 --> 00:30:43,447 The United States is eager to assist you. 734 00:30:43,522 --> 00:30:44,580 No, you're not. You're not. 735 00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:46,351 Absolutely not. I went to Oxford 736 00:30:46,425 --> 00:30:47,722 and I know what that word means. 737 00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:50,023 The U.S. Is not eager to assist us. 738 00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:52,962 Well, now it's my understanding that we offered to sell you F-16s. 739 00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:54,020 You didn't want them. 740 00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:55,760 Because you refused to sell us the radar. 741 00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,096 RASHID: So to hell with that. 742 00:30:57,169 --> 00:31:00,502 ZIA: And this is emblematic of American fence sitting 743 00:31:00,572 --> 00:31:02,062 when it comes to fighting the Soviets. 744 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:05,075 To hell with it! You sell us the planes but not the radar. 745 00:31:05,143 --> 00:31:08,306 You offer Afghans rifles from the First World War 746 00:31:08,714 --> 00:31:12,013 while Soviet helicopters are killing everything they can find, 747 00:31:12,084 --> 00:31:14,712 people, animals, food supplies. So to hell with it! 748 00:31:14,786 --> 00:31:17,050 Yeah. You sell the Israelis the radar, 749 00:31:17,122 --> 00:31:19,113 so that's why he says, "To hell with it." 750 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:21,318 Again, I understood. Yeah. 751 00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:24,962 Also, the arms and funding should flow through us. 752 00:31:27,032 --> 00:31:28,056 I'm sorry? 753 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,862 That's been part of the problem. 754 00:31:29,935 --> 00:31:32,460 The arms and the funding should flow through us. 755 00:31:32,537 --> 00:31:35,165 We have experience with warfare of this kind. 756 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,175 And your CIA has an unimpressive track record. 757 00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:40,404 Oh. I wouldn't say that. 758 00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:44,381 They missed 130,000 Soviet soldiers walking into Afghanistan. 759 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,044 Okay, we blew that call. 760 00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:48,643 I would say so. 761 00:31:52,457 --> 00:31:58,692 Well, I don't want to use up any more of your hospitality, 762 00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:03,633 so I will take your message back to my committee chairman, 763 00:32:03,702 --> 00:32:06,500 and we will give it our fullest attention. 764 00:32:06,705 --> 00:32:08,832 Let me walk you to the door. 765 00:32:10,442 --> 00:32:11,431 (OFFICER SHOUTS COMMAND) 766 00:32:13,712 --> 00:32:16,306 I learned about you before you came here. 767 00:32:16,381 --> 00:32:19,680 I learned that you're a man of many character flaws. 768 00:32:19,885 --> 00:32:20,977 I am. 769 00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:23,179 But I also learned that you never promise anything 770 00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:24,984 you cannot deliver. 771 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:26,851 No, I don't, Mr. President. 772 00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:28,415 Then promise me this. 773 00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:31,587 Go to Peshawar and see the refugee camps. 774 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,557 Right now. Today. 775 00:32:34,066 --> 00:32:36,864 Go to Peshawar and see with your own eyes. 776 00:32:37,035 --> 00:32:39,765 I have a helicopter waiting to take you. 777 00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:42,537 All right, I'll do it. 778 00:32:42,808 --> 00:32:44,332 Thank you, Mr. Congressman. 779 00:32:44,409 --> 00:32:45,706 Mr. President. 780 00:32:51,316 --> 00:32:53,284 All right, you, come on. 781 00:32:55,687 --> 00:32:56,813 How did it go? 782 00:32:56,888 --> 00:32:58,150 Well, there were three of them. 783 00:32:58,223 --> 00:33:01,351 It was like getting slapped around by a Pakistani vaudeville team. 784 00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:02,757 You know you've pretty much hit rock bottom 785 00:33:02,828 --> 00:33:04,523 when you've been told you have character flaws by a man 786 00:33:04,596 --> 00:33:07,588 who hanged his predecessor in a military coup. 787 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:08,655 Can we go home now? 788 00:33:08,734 --> 00:33:11,396 No. No, we have to make one more stop. 789 00:34:10,929 --> 00:34:12,362 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 790 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,907 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 791 00:35:07,319 --> 00:35:08,946 I've seen enough. 792 00:35:11,656 --> 00:35:16,116 About 350 people in three small villages at Kandahar. 793 00:35:16,194 --> 00:35:19,186 But instead of doing it all at once, 794 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,698 the Russians would make the parents watch 795 00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:24,257 as they slit the throats of the children. 796 00:35:24,336 --> 00:35:26,463 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 797 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:34,506 So, the Russians gathered all the defectors and piled them like wood 798 00:35:34,579 --> 00:35:36,774 in the center of the village. 799 00:35:37,349 --> 00:35:39,681 Then they ran over them with their tanks. 800 00:35:39,751 --> 00:35:41,548 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 801 00:35:42,454 --> 00:35:46,185 WOMAN TRANSLATOR: I saw something shiny on the ground. I thought it was a toy. 802 00:35:48,493 --> 00:35:51,951 When I reached down to grab it, it exploded in my hand. 803 00:35:52,864 --> 00:35:54,263 I should have known. 804 00:35:54,332 --> 00:35:59,360 Because last year my little brother tried to pick up a piece of candy. 805 00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:02,836 It split him in half. 806 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:07,204 It takes more work to take care of a wounded child than a dead one. 807 00:36:07,279 --> 00:36:10,112 So when the Russians cover fields with toy mines, 808 00:36:10,181 --> 00:36:14,413 adults who might help with the war effort have to take care of the children. 809 00:36:14,486 --> 00:36:16,647 BONNIE: You can see yourself. 810 00:36:17,689 --> 00:36:18,747 Like a bug. 811 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:19,812 (BUZZING) 812 00:36:20,191 --> 00:36:21,522 (WOMAN TRANSLATING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 813 00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:25,656 They're beautiful. 814 00:36:26,531 --> 00:36:28,761 How many children do you have? 815 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:32,367 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 816 00:36:33,104 --> 00:36:34,503 She had six. 817 00:36:36,741 --> 00:36:39,642 So, what do you want to be when you grow up? 818 00:36:48,053 --> 00:36:49,850 (SOBBING) 819 00:37:21,319 --> 00:37:25,949 Hi. I have Congressman Wilson here to see the station chief, Harold Holt. 820 00:37:26,024 --> 00:37:28,720 Down the hall. Second door on the left. 821 00:37:29,361 --> 00:37:30,953 I'll wait outside. 822 00:37:32,297 --> 00:37:34,197 Look, normally, a congressional delegation, 823 00:37:34,265 --> 00:37:37,666 we'd give them a courtesy briefing on the situation, but as you can see, 824 00:37:37,736 --> 00:37:41,103 it's getting pretty late, we don't have a whole lot of time anyway, so... 825 00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,935 Well, make the time. Huh? 826 00:37:43,808 --> 00:37:46,504 Fuck your time, Harold. I'm on Defense Appropriations. 827 00:37:46,578 --> 00:37:49,445 I'm catching a plane back to Washington in just a few minutes. 828 00:37:49,514 --> 00:37:52,677 Now, I need a full classified briefing right now. 829 00:37:56,388 --> 00:37:58,253 Hundred and twenty thousand Soviet troops in all. 830 00:37:58,323 --> 00:37:59,312 Hundred and twenty thousand? 831 00:37:59,391 --> 00:38:01,552 40th Army is garrisoned in the cities 832 00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:02,786 and in the airports. 833 00:38:02,861 --> 00:38:05,523 Your seventh and eighth infantry divisions are in Kabul. 834 00:38:05,597 --> 00:38:08,361 The 18th in Mazar-e Sharif, the fourth armored... 835 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,422 Anything inside? 836 00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:10,593 I'm sorry? 837 00:38:10,668 --> 00:38:12,329 They controlling anything inside? 838 00:38:12,404 --> 00:38:13,996 Soviet advisors have appropriated 839 00:38:14,072 --> 00:38:16,233 the Afghan intel service and the ministries. 840 00:38:16,307 --> 00:38:17,740 Which ministries? 841 00:38:17,809 --> 00:38:19,208 All of them. 842 00:38:19,544 --> 00:38:23,810 Anyway, the fourth armored covers Bagram Airbase. 843 00:38:23,882 --> 00:38:25,110 Seventh Armored is... 844 00:38:25,183 --> 00:38:27,981 Why ain't they shooting down them helicopters? 845 00:38:28,053 --> 00:38:29,281 I'm sorry? 846 00:38:29,354 --> 00:38:30,981 The helicopters, Harold. 847 00:38:31,056 --> 00:38:34,492 Why ain't we giving them something to shoot down them helicopters? 848 00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:38,051 The helicopters are a problem. 849 00:38:39,964 --> 00:38:41,295 You think? 850 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,432 Congressman... They're shooting at Soviet gunships 851 00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:48,199 with Enfield rifles. That's basically what Davy Crockett used. 852 00:38:48,273 --> 00:38:51,106 The Soviet Hind gunship is especially armor plated to resist bullets. 853 00:38:51,176 --> 00:38:55,135 Yeah, I know, I know. So you tell me what you need to shoot them down. 854 00:38:55,213 --> 00:38:56,202 What do you mean? 855 00:38:56,281 --> 00:38:58,010 Tell me what you need. 856 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,342 Do you understand what I'm saying? 857 00:39:00,418 --> 00:39:04,286 You tell me what you need, and I will go about getting it for you. 858 00:39:04,355 --> 00:39:06,687 Congressman, I appreciate your generosity, 859 00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:11,627 but a sudden influx of money and modern weaponry would draw attention. 860 00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:15,055 What? A sudden influx of money and modern... 861 00:39:15,133 --> 00:39:17,158 Wait, it would draw attention? 862 00:39:17,235 --> 00:39:18,259 Yeah. 863 00:39:19,204 --> 00:39:21,798 Why, I don't even know what that means. 864 00:39:21,873 --> 00:39:23,636 This is the Cold War. Everybody knows about it. 865 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,766 Should I continue with the briefing? 866 00:39:24,843 --> 00:39:28,939 Have you been to these refugee camps? Have you heard these stories? 867 00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:32,210 Congressman, I am required to give you a briefing. 868 00:39:32,584 --> 00:39:34,245 Should I continue? 869 00:39:34,552 --> 00:39:36,042 No. Thank you. 870 00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:49,462 (SIGHING) 871 00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:54,762 You know, I had a neighbor, growing up, with a name right out of Dickens. 872 00:39:55,907 --> 00:39:58,068 Mr. Charles Hazard. 873 00:39:59,444 --> 00:40:02,607 And Mr. Hazard didn't like the neighborhood dogs 874 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,773 messing up his flower beds. 875 00:40:05,316 --> 00:40:07,181 One day, I heard a bunch of yelling from across the street, 876 00:40:07,252 --> 00:40:08,685 so I ran on over to Mr. Hazard's, 877 00:40:08,753 --> 00:40:12,519 and there were about 15 grown-ups standing around my dog, Teddy, 878 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:16,492 who was writhing on the ground in obvious agony. 879 00:40:17,028 --> 00:40:18,893 Blood was pouring out of his mouth. 880 00:40:18,963 --> 00:40:21,295 Mr. Hazard had ground up a glass bottle 881 00:40:21,366 --> 00:40:24,631 and put it in a bowl of dog food and fed it to him. 882 00:40:26,337 --> 00:40:27,929 What did you do? 883 00:40:28,473 --> 00:40:31,567 Well, I got some gasoline and burned down his flower beds. 884 00:40:31,643 --> 00:40:34,077 But that wasn't satisfying enough. 885 00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:38,842 And then I remembered, Mr. Hazard was an elected official. 886 00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:41,249 He was the head of the town council. 887 00:40:41,319 --> 00:40:44,220 His reelection every two years was a foregone conclusion. 888 00:40:44,289 --> 00:40:48,726 So come Election Day, I drove over to the black section of town. 889 00:40:48,793 --> 00:40:52,092 Now, these people hadn't voted in any of these elections, so... 890 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:55,064 I was only 13, but I had a farmer's license 891 00:40:56,601 --> 00:40:58,091 and I filled up my car with black voters 892 00:40:58,169 --> 00:40:59,431 and drove them to the polling place 893 00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:00,835 and then waited, then drove them on home. 894 00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:03,840 But before they got out of the car to vote 895 00:41:03,908 --> 00:41:09,039 I said, "I don't mean to influence you, but I think you should know 896 00:41:09,113 --> 00:41:12,708 "Mr. Charles Hazard has intentionally killed my dog." 897 00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:17,815 About 400 ballots were cast in that election. 898 00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:20,483 I drove 96 of them to the polls. 899 00:41:21,593 --> 00:41:23,686 Hazard lost by 16 votes. 900 00:41:27,265 --> 00:41:30,757 And that's the day I fell in love with America. 901 00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:36,102 What time do we land? 902 00:41:36,741 --> 00:41:38,766 7:30 a.m. In D.C. 903 00:41:39,477 --> 00:41:42,071 I want the CIA in my office at 10:00. 904 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,405 Assistant Deputy Director or higher. 905 00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:48,479 Tell them that if I don't see someone at 10:00, 906 00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:53,490 I'm gonna start docking their allowance at a rate of $1 million a minute. 907 00:41:53,691 --> 00:41:54,953 Yes, sir. 908 00:41:55,293 --> 00:41:56,726 And get me another one of them, would you? 909 00:41:56,794 --> 00:41:57,783 (CLEARING THROAT) 910 00:41:58,763 --> 00:42:00,025 Yes, sir. 911 00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:04,802 AGENT PATRICK: The AKs, RPG-7 grenade launchers 912 00:42:04,869 --> 00:42:07,929 and 82 millimeter mortars are coming into Pakistan by air and sea, 913 00:42:08,172 --> 00:42:09,833 and then trucks take them to the Afghan border. 914 00:42:09,907 --> 00:42:11,807 AGENT WELLS: Then we take them across on mules, 915 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,503 which are running a little more than we thought. 916 00:42:13,578 --> 00:42:15,273 The mules? They're 2,400 a piece, 917 00:42:15,346 --> 00:42:17,314 plus we got to get them checked out. For what? 918 00:42:17,382 --> 00:42:20,647 Diseases. Foot and mouth. Plus they have to have their ears cleaned. 919 00:42:20,718 --> 00:42:23,084 The mules are getting better health care than the Afghans. 920 00:42:23,154 --> 00:42:26,453 AGENT WELLS: Plus, they're gonna cost a little extra if we want them pre-trained. 921 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:28,048 To do what? Walk over a mountain 922 00:42:28,126 --> 00:42:29,252 with ammunition on their back. 923 00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:30,658 Aren't they born with that instinct? 924 00:42:30,728 --> 00:42:33,424 I mean, isn't that something they want to do naturally? 925 00:42:33,498 --> 00:42:36,729 You think Afghanistan might, one day, think about building some fucking roads? 926 00:42:36,801 --> 00:42:38,564 Gust. Yeah? 927 00:42:38,636 --> 00:42:40,604 I got something for you. 928 00:42:41,572 --> 00:42:42,971 I need you to be specific... 929 00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:45,509 MARLA: The whole thing has changed. Get your diary. I'll show you. 930 00:42:45,576 --> 00:42:46,668 Okay. 931 00:42:47,912 --> 00:42:49,846 RECEPTIONIST: No problem. Thank you. 932 00:42:51,382 --> 00:42:52,542 He should be here any moment. 933 00:42:52,617 --> 00:42:55,279 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 934 00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:58,517 Good morning. Good morning, Congressman. 935 00:42:58,589 --> 00:43:00,216 Welcome back. Yeah. Marla. 936 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,724 Welcome back. Suzanne. 937 00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:03,260 Welcome back. 938 00:43:04,595 --> 00:43:05,619 Who are you? 939 00:43:05,697 --> 00:43:06,891 RECEPTIONIST: This is Gust Avrakotos. 940 00:43:06,964 --> 00:43:08,727 He's come up from Langley to bring you the information 941 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,791 that you wanted. Bonnie! 942 00:43:11,302 --> 00:43:12,291 Yes, sir? 943 00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:13,962 I said Assistant Deputy Director or higher. 944 00:43:14,038 --> 00:43:15,938 I know, sir. I called... No, Assistant Deputies don't come 945 00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:17,099 to the Hill without a subpoena. 946 00:43:17,175 --> 00:43:19,871 I'm the guy you want to talk to, Congressman. I'm on the Afghan desk. 947 00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:21,844 You're on the Afghan desk? Yeah. 948 00:43:21,913 --> 00:43:24,507 Well, I wouldn't be too proud of that. I just got back from there. 949 00:43:24,582 --> 00:43:26,914 Oh, I know. And that's a hell of a flight, too. 950 00:43:26,984 --> 00:43:28,815 That nine hours flying time against the jet stream. 951 00:43:28,886 --> 00:43:31,013 Probably had to stop in Brussels, plus the time difference. 952 00:43:31,089 --> 00:43:32,420 I'd be a little grumpy myself. 953 00:43:32,490 --> 00:43:34,082 I ain't grumpy because of the plane. 954 00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:38,354 We want to give you this 'cause we know you like single malt. 955 00:43:38,429 --> 00:43:39,896 It's called Talisker, 956 00:43:39,964 --> 00:43:41,955 and it's mentioned in a Robert Louis Stevenson poem, 957 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,864 The Scotsman's Return from Abroad. 958 00:43:43,935 --> 00:43:45,800 "The king o' drinks, as I conceive it, 959 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:48,361 "Talisker, Isla or Glenlivet!" 960 00:43:48,439 --> 00:43:50,930 Who are you again? Gust Avrakotos. 961 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:53,743 Have Bonnie come into this meeting. 962 00:43:53,811 --> 00:43:55,369 MARLA: Yes, sir. 963 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,807 What's the gift for? 964 00:43:57,882 --> 00:44:00,749 It's from the Afghan desk for doubling the budget for the mujahideen. 965 00:44:00,818 --> 00:44:03,548 Oh. Well, thank you. 966 00:44:04,188 --> 00:44:05,712 It was nothing. 967 00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:08,481 Well, it's a nice bottle of Scotch. 968 00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:10,317 Must've been hard to get. 969 00:44:10,395 --> 00:44:12,158 No, doubling the budget was nothing. 970 00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:15,256 I mean, $10 million for covert ops against the Russian Army is meaningless. 971 00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,824 What are you, an infant? Now, you hang on just one second. 972 00:44:17,902 --> 00:44:18,891 I don't remember your name. 973 00:44:18,970 --> 00:44:20,301 Gust Avrakotos. 974 00:44:20,371 --> 00:44:21,360 Gust Avrakotos. 975 00:44:21,439 --> 00:44:22,428 Yeah. 976 00:44:22,507 --> 00:44:24,202 Okay, you mind if I call you Gus? 977 00:44:24,275 --> 00:44:26,709 Yeah, well, my name's Gust with a "t," but I don't care. 978 00:44:26,778 --> 00:44:32,216 Fifteen hours ago, I offered Harold Holt the keys to the safe, okay? 979 00:44:33,050 --> 00:44:37,282 I stood there in the office in Islamabad, and I said, "How much do you need?" 980 00:44:37,355 --> 00:44:38,879 And I was apparently annoying him. 981 00:44:38,956 --> 00:44:41,720 Well, Harold Holt's a massive tool, Congressman. He's a cake-eater. 982 00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:43,488 He's a clown. He's a bad station chief. 983 00:44:43,561 --> 00:44:46,621 And I don't mean to cast aspersions on a guy, but he's gonna get us all killed. 984 00:44:46,697 --> 00:44:47,857 Really? Yeah. 985 00:44:47,932 --> 00:44:50,833 Well, how does he expect to defeat the Soviets in Afghanistan without... 986 00:44:50,902 --> 00:44:52,961 He said, "A sudden influx of money..." Yeah, an influx of money 987 00:44:53,037 --> 00:44:54,402 and new weaponry would draw attention. 988 00:44:54,472 --> 00:44:56,940 He's not trying to defeat the Soviets, Congressman. 989 00:44:57,008 --> 00:44:58,100 What the hell are you talking about? 990 00:44:58,176 --> 00:44:59,165 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 991 00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:01,475 Excuse me. 992 00:45:02,613 --> 00:45:04,308 I'm the Congressman's aide, Bonnie Bach. 993 00:45:04,382 --> 00:45:05,576 Gust Avrakotos. 994 00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:07,311 Gus, I need the room for a second. 995 00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:09,080 Sure. Jailbait! 996 00:45:12,824 --> 00:45:15,418 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. Whoa, all right. 997 00:45:15,493 --> 00:45:16,687 Just tell me what's happening. 998 00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:18,991 A Justice Department task force that was formed last year 999 00:45:19,063 --> 00:45:21,258 to investigate reports of sex between members of the House 1000 00:45:21,332 --> 00:45:23,266 and their male interns has recently widened 1001 00:45:23,334 --> 00:45:25,131 to include the use of recreational drugs 1002 00:45:25,203 --> 00:45:27,137 by senators and congressmen. 1003 00:45:27,205 --> 00:45:28,467 Do you know a man named Paul Brown? 1004 00:45:28,539 --> 00:45:29,733 BONNIE: He doesn't have to answer that. Keep going. 1005 00:45:29,807 --> 00:45:30,796 Oh, shit. 1006 00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:34,606 Paul Brown, under investigation by federal prosecutors for fraud. 1007 00:45:35,346 --> 00:45:38,281 He wanted me to invest in some TV show for Crystal. 1008 00:45:38,349 --> 00:45:40,715 Well, he's saying he witnessed you doing cocaine nine times 1009 00:45:40,785 --> 00:45:42,753 in a fantasy suite in Las Vegas. 1010 00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:45,516 Brian Ross at NBC is breaking the story. 1011 00:45:45,656 --> 00:45:49,615 All right, guys. I was in Las Vegas with Crystal and Paul Brown, 1012 00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:51,992 because she wanted me to talk to him about this thing. 1013 00:45:52,063 --> 00:45:53,724 There was cocaine? 1014 00:45:54,832 --> 00:45:56,891 I want you to go in the other room and start on a statement. 1015 00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:58,492 Let's get Stu on the phone. Okay, I'll call him. 1016 00:45:58,569 --> 00:45:59,627 BONNIE: Okay, Bait, you just need to start... 1017 00:45:59,704 --> 00:46:00,693 CHARLIE: It's all right, everybody. 1018 00:46:00,771 --> 00:46:02,295 It's gonna be all right. I want to get back to... 1019 00:46:02,373 --> 00:46:03,431 Gus! 1020 00:46:05,276 --> 00:46:06,334 You having problems? 1021 00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:07,502 (CLEARS THROAT) 1022 00:46:07,578 --> 00:46:08,636 No. 1023 00:46:08,713 --> 00:46:11,307 What do you mean, he's not trying to defeat the Soviets? 1024 00:46:11,382 --> 00:46:14,010 Well, he wants to bleed them. Payback for Vietnam. 1025 00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:15,609 Make it so they just have to keep sending troops in, 1026 00:46:15,686 --> 00:46:16,983 keep sending money, and troops, and money 1027 00:46:17,054 --> 00:46:18,954 until they just go out of their fucking minds the way we did. 1028 00:46:19,023 --> 00:46:21,685 You mean to tell me that the U.S. Strategy in Afghanistan 1029 00:46:21,759 --> 00:46:23,750 is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 1030 00:46:23,828 --> 00:46:24,988 till the Russians run out of bullets? 1031 00:46:25,062 --> 00:46:26,154 That's Harold Holt's strategy. 1032 00:46:26,230 --> 00:46:28,130 It's not U.S. Strategy. What is U.S. Strategy? 1033 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:29,632 Well, strictly speaking, we don't have one. 1034 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:30,792 But we're working hard on that. 1035 00:46:30,868 --> 00:46:32,335 Who's we? Me and three other guys. 1036 00:46:32,403 --> 00:46:33,392 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1037 00:46:34,071 --> 00:46:35,834 Would you excuse me? 1038 00:46:35,907 --> 00:46:36,896 (CLEARS THROAT) 1039 00:46:40,611 --> 00:46:41,635 All right, what do you have? 1040 00:46:41,712 --> 00:46:44,943 "Representative Charles Wilson has learned he is joining several members of Congress 1041 00:46:45,016 --> 00:46:47,883 "who are under investigation by a Justice Department task force that is..." 1042 00:46:47,952 --> 00:46:49,214 Don't say task force. It makes it sound 1043 00:46:49,287 --> 00:46:50,549 like Eliot Ness is running the thing. Okay. 1044 00:46:50,621 --> 00:46:53,215 Who is running the thing? Who's the prosecutor? 1045 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,020 Rudolph Giuliani, New York, Southern District. 1046 00:46:55,092 --> 00:46:56,650 You know him? No. 1047 00:46:56,727 --> 00:46:58,854 Well, it's been going on forever. We should say that, too. 1048 00:46:58,930 --> 00:47:02,024 "Representative Charles Wilson has learned he is joining several members of Congress 1049 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:04,431 "who are under investigation by the Justice Department 1050 00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:07,232 "in what is now an 18-month long, wide-ranging examination 1051 00:47:07,305 --> 00:47:09,205 "that has resulted in no convictions." 1052 00:47:09,273 --> 00:47:11,298 "Congressman Wilson has not been charged with any crime, 1053 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,275 "nor has he been questioned by the authorities. 1054 00:47:13,344 --> 00:47:16,074 "He denies any allegation of illegal or improper behavior 1055 00:47:16,147 --> 00:47:18,115 "and will fully cooperate with the ongoing investigation." 1056 00:47:18,182 --> 00:47:19,240 Okay. Run it by Stu. 1057 00:47:19,317 --> 00:47:20,477 JAILBAIT: Yes, sir. 1058 00:47:22,219 --> 00:47:23,277 Gus! 1059 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:28,715 You and three other guys? Yeah. 1060 00:47:28,793 --> 00:47:32,593 Well, I'll tell you what I told Harold Holt. I can get the money. 1061 00:47:32,663 --> 00:47:35,655 Now, the 10 million is a joke? Fine. What do you need? 1062 00:47:35,733 --> 00:47:37,462 To do what? To shoot down the helicopters. 1063 00:47:37,535 --> 00:47:38,661 To shoot down the helicopters. 1064 00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:41,296 If we can help them shoot down the goddamn helicopters, 1065 00:47:41,372 --> 00:47:42,737 everything's gonna start going our way. 1066 00:47:42,807 --> 00:47:46,243 You know, there's a story about a Zen master and a little boy. 1067 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:48,210 (KNOCK ON DOOR) All right, and... Yeah. 1068 00:47:51,449 --> 00:47:52,473 It's Stu. 1069 00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:54,040 You should be on this. 1070 00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:57,078 Stu? 1071 00:47:57,588 --> 00:47:59,488 No. No, it's gonna be fine. 1072 00:47:59,557 --> 00:48:01,525 It was a party in Vegas. 1073 00:48:01,892 --> 00:48:03,792 Lot of drugs, lot of people I don't know. 1074 00:48:03,861 --> 00:48:07,160 I was there with Crystal Lee and this guy Paul Brown 1075 00:48:07,231 --> 00:48:10,394 who wanted me to invest in a TV show for Crystal. 1076 00:48:10,868 --> 00:48:11,892 I don't know. 1077 00:48:11,969 --> 00:48:14,995 I don't know, it's gonna be like a Dallas set in Washington. 1078 00:48:15,072 --> 00:48:17,233 What... Stu, what does it matter? 1079 00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:18,400 Okay. 1080 00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:20,135 Okay. 1081 00:48:20,711 --> 00:48:22,941 Will Crystal back up your story that you weren't using? 1082 00:48:23,014 --> 00:48:25,312 Just go put out the statement. 1083 00:48:25,483 --> 00:48:26,973 You know what? 1084 00:48:27,284 --> 00:48:30,845 You never should have been in the same room, Congressman. 1085 00:48:30,921 --> 00:48:31,910 (DOOR SLAMS) 1086 00:48:33,324 --> 00:48:34,382 Gus! 1087 00:48:35,693 --> 00:48:39,151 Yeah. The Swiss make an antiaircraft gun 1088 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,027 called the Oerlikon. Listen, Charlie. 1089 00:48:41,098 --> 00:48:42,725 Twenty-millimeter cannon, high rate of fire. 1090 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,392 I know the Oerlikon. 1091 00:48:44,468 --> 00:48:46,368 Don't forget the limo driver. 1092 00:48:46,437 --> 00:48:47,495 What do you mean? 1093 00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:50,369 Well, you took a limo from the casino to the airport. 1094 00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:53,137 Maybe it's easy enough to track down a limo driver, hand him a subpoena, 1095 00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:54,837 ask him if anything was going on in the back seat, 1096 00:48:54,912 --> 00:48:56,903 so, you know, in terms of cleaning up this... 1097 00:48:56,981 --> 00:48:58,471 Were you listening at the door? 1098 00:48:58,549 --> 00:49:00,380 I wasn't listening at the door. Were you standing 1099 00:49:00,451 --> 00:49:02,578 at the goddamn door listening to me? No. 1100 00:49:02,653 --> 00:49:05,087 How could you even... That's a thick door! 1101 00:49:05,156 --> 00:49:06,953 You stood there and you listened to me? 1102 00:49:07,024 --> 00:49:08,355 I wasn't standing at the door. Don't be an idiot. 1103 00:49:08,426 --> 00:49:09,723 I bugged the Scotch bottle. 1104 00:49:09,794 --> 00:49:10,852 What? 1105 00:49:11,862 --> 00:49:12,988 Yeah, it's got a little transmitter on it. 1106 00:49:13,064 --> 00:49:15,931 I got a little thing in my ear. Get past it. 1107 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,333 I don't believe this. Who the fuck... Who the fuck are you? 1108 00:49:19,403 --> 00:49:21,132 It's not in my ear right now. Take it easy. 1109 00:49:21,205 --> 00:49:23,605 I was gonna tell you about it, but I had to leave the room for a second 1110 00:49:23,674 --> 00:49:25,699 'cause you were getting indicted. I ain't getting indicted. 1111 00:49:25,776 --> 00:49:28,176 Is there a camera in here? No, that's a little paranoid. 1112 00:49:28,245 --> 00:49:29,405 That's right. 1113 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,540 Will you take the bug off my Scotch bottle now? 1114 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,009 Sure. 1115 00:49:36,721 --> 00:49:39,884 I saw two kids, had their hands blown off 1116 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,020 when they tried to pick up something shiny. 1117 00:49:42,093 --> 00:49:45,085 Sometimes the kids think those bombs are toys. 1118 00:49:45,196 --> 00:49:47,494 For children to pick up. Yeah. 1119 00:49:48,065 --> 00:49:49,589 They're raping the women and... Yeah. 1120 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:52,864 ...bayoneting the pregnant ones. It's as bad as it can be. 1121 00:49:52,937 --> 00:49:56,031 But they still want to go out and fight the Red Army. 1122 00:49:56,107 --> 00:49:58,166 Each and every one of them. I've never seen anything like that. 1123 00:49:58,242 --> 00:49:59,834 No, me, neither. 1124 00:50:00,444 --> 00:50:03,106 Let's be clear. I want to kill Russians as much as you do. 1125 00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:06,240 Is the Oerlikon the right gun? Is that what they should have? 1126 00:50:06,317 --> 00:50:08,046 Now, you know what? 1127 00:50:08,285 --> 00:50:09,309 You've had a long flight. 1128 00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:11,081 You're under a lot of stress. You're under arrest. 1129 00:50:11,155 --> 00:50:12,679 I ain't under arrest. 1130 00:50:12,757 --> 00:50:14,349 Do you drink? Oh, God, yeah. 1131 00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:15,949 Well, should we try this Scotch, 1132 00:50:16,026 --> 00:50:17,755 or is it gonna release sarin gas when I open it? 1133 00:50:17,828 --> 00:50:20,763 Oh, I don't think so, but open it over there. 1134 00:50:26,303 --> 00:50:28,794 How'd a guy like you get into the Agency? 1135 00:50:28,873 --> 00:50:32,104 What, you mean a street guy? You ain't James Bond. 1136 00:50:32,176 --> 00:50:35,612 And you ain't Thomas Jefferson, so let's call it even. 1137 00:50:35,813 --> 00:50:36,905 Deal. 1138 00:50:38,616 --> 00:50:40,140 Since there's no other reason I should be here, 1139 00:50:40,217 --> 00:50:43,277 let's assume it's 'cause I'm very good at this. 1140 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,258 They need to shoot down the helicopters, Gus. 1141 00:50:48,325 --> 00:50:50,885 They need at least, what, 50 Oerlikons. 1142 00:50:50,961 --> 00:50:52,929 Yeah, it's gonna cost a lot more than $10 million. 1143 00:50:52,997 --> 00:50:54,897 And I say for the fourth time, I can raise the money. 1144 00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:56,262 Yeah, how? 1145 00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:59,496 Is the Oerlikon the gun I should be recommending? 1146 00:50:59,637 --> 00:51:01,070 I'm not sure. 1147 00:51:01,138 --> 00:51:03,663 Who is sure? A weapons guy named Mike Vickers. 1148 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:05,971 I'll call him. Yeah. Let's call him right now. 1149 00:51:11,982 --> 00:51:13,973 All right, here's a test. 1150 00:51:14,552 --> 00:51:16,213 You see the nerdy-looking kid in the white shirt 1151 00:51:16,287 --> 00:51:18,346 playing against the four guys at once? 1152 00:51:18,422 --> 00:51:19,411 CHARLIE: Yeah. 1153 00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:22,115 Which one of the guys do you think is a strategic weapons expert 1154 00:51:22,193 --> 00:51:24,320 with the CIA? 1155 00:51:24,862 --> 00:51:26,329 (SIGHING) 1156 00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:27,924 That was a trick question, Charlie. 1157 00:51:27,998 --> 00:51:30,466 It's the nerdy-looking kid in the white shirt. 1158 00:51:30,534 --> 00:51:32,161 All right, no reason this can't be fun, you know. 1159 00:51:32,236 --> 00:51:34,830 Mike! Yeah, just a second. 1160 00:51:35,306 --> 00:51:37,035 Need you now, Mike. 1161 00:51:41,145 --> 00:51:42,612 Keep playing. 1162 00:51:43,948 --> 00:51:46,109 Mike Vickers, this is Congressman Charles Wilson 1163 00:51:46,183 --> 00:51:48,174 of the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee. 1164 00:51:48,252 --> 00:51:50,743 How are you, sir? Fine, thank you. 1165 00:51:51,689 --> 00:51:54,590 How old are you? I'll be 30 next week. 1166 00:51:54,658 --> 00:51:57,058 This is the CIA's weapons expert? 1167 00:51:57,161 --> 00:51:58,822 One of them. But he's the most senior. 1168 00:51:58,896 --> 00:51:59,920 GUS: Look... MAN: Mike! 1169 00:51:59,997 --> 00:52:02,295 Yeah, bishop to queen's knight 7. 1170 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:03,993 See? He's playing without even looking at the board. 1171 00:52:04,068 --> 00:52:05,194 That's a useful skill 1172 00:52:05,269 --> 00:52:08,295 if Afghanistan's ever invaded by Boris Spassky. 1173 00:52:08,372 --> 00:52:10,670 Did my office not make it clear to Langley that I'm in no mood 1174 00:52:10,741 --> 00:52:11,765 to be fucked around with? Charlie... 1175 00:52:11,842 --> 00:52:14,003 You answer to me or you answer to Jim Baker. Which do you want? 1176 00:52:14,078 --> 00:52:16,945 All right, the guy's a fucking Green Beret, Charlie. He trained with the SEALs. 1177 00:52:17,014 --> 00:52:19,539 No one's trying to fuck with you! MAN: Mike? 1178 00:52:19,617 --> 00:52:22,552 Yeah, what was your move? Knight to queen's bishop 5. 1179 00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:24,212 All right, queen to king's rook 3. 1180 00:52:24,288 --> 00:52:27,314 Guy on the right, you don't want to trade queens with me. 1181 00:52:27,391 --> 00:52:28,483 Shit. 1182 00:52:28,826 --> 00:52:31,317 All right, I apologize. 1183 00:52:31,395 --> 00:52:33,386 Okay. Everybody friends? 1184 00:52:33,497 --> 00:52:36,830 As a former naval officer myself, Mike, I should've known better. 1185 00:52:36,901 --> 00:52:38,926 As a former naval officer, I'd have been surprised if you had. 1186 00:52:39,003 --> 00:52:40,027 Now, what the fuck? Hey. 1187 00:52:40,104 --> 00:52:41,969 He said he was sorry. Hey. 1188 00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:43,529 What can I do for you, sir? 1189 00:52:43,607 --> 00:52:46,440 All right, he wants to make a recommendation to his Subcommittee. 1190 00:52:46,510 --> 00:52:49,502 Now, the Swiss made Oerlikon S.T.A. Antiaircraft cannon, that's what you'd use 1191 00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:52,071 to shoot down the Ml-24 Hind gunship in the mountains, right? 1192 00:52:52,149 --> 00:52:53,275 Well, the Oerlikon's a good start, 1193 00:52:53,350 --> 00:52:55,614 but the Russians will just start flying higher altitude missions. 1194 00:52:55,686 --> 00:52:56,710 So what else do they need? 1195 00:52:56,787 --> 00:52:59,551 Same thing you give us. AK-47 s, AK-74s, AKMS. 1196 00:52:59,623 --> 00:53:01,682 The Soviets didn't come into Afghanistan on a Eurail Pass. 1197 00:53:01,759 --> 00:53:03,249 They came in T-55 tanks. 1198 00:53:03,327 --> 00:53:06,057 The fighters need RPG-7 anti-tank grenade launchers, 1199 00:53:06,130 --> 00:53:10,533 Katyusha 107 mm rockets, wire mines, plastic mines, bicycle bombs, sniper rifles, 1200 00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:12,034 ammunition for all the above 1201 00:53:12,102 --> 00:53:13,865 and frequency-hopping radios and burst transmitters 1202 00:53:13,938 --> 00:53:16,566 so these guys aren't so fucking easy to find. 1203 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,608 Well, I've written it all in a report you can read. 1204 00:53:18,676 --> 00:53:20,974 You'd be the first one who did. 1205 00:53:22,146 --> 00:53:24,444 Send a copy of it to me by secure courier right away. 1206 00:53:24,515 --> 00:53:26,745 I will. All right. All right. 1207 00:53:29,153 --> 00:53:30,552 There was a report? 1208 00:53:30,621 --> 00:53:31,883 It's not that simple. 1209 00:53:32,556 --> 00:53:35,354 Why not? Well, for one thing it's covert. 1210 00:53:35,426 --> 00:53:37,053 When an Afghan freedom fighter gets captured, 1211 00:53:37,127 --> 00:53:38,560 it can't be with an American-made weapon on him. 1212 00:53:38,629 --> 00:53:40,529 That's how a cold war turns into an actual war, 1213 00:53:40,597 --> 00:53:42,531 and that's something you want to keep a good eye on. 1214 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:44,590 So anything we give them has to look like 1215 00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:47,569 it could have plausibly been captured from the Soviets. 1216 00:53:47,638 --> 00:53:49,333 Yeah, that's right. You know who's good at that? 1217 00:53:49,406 --> 00:53:51,738 Israel and Egypt. That's right. 1218 00:53:53,344 --> 00:53:54,777 You know what Vickers just described back there 1219 00:53:54,845 --> 00:53:57,279 could cost as much as $40 million. 1220 00:53:57,548 --> 00:54:00,176 I can get the appropriation. But how? 1221 00:54:01,151 --> 00:54:03,210 I want to know how are you gonna get the approval of Congress 1222 00:54:03,287 --> 00:54:04,982 when they're saying no to the Contras for nothing, 1223 00:54:05,055 --> 00:54:07,717 for $5 million, a request made by the President? 1224 00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,850 When a black approp makes it through this Subcommittee, 1225 00:54:09,927 --> 00:54:12,157 the full body has to vote on it blind. 1226 00:54:12,229 --> 00:54:14,390 They know the dollar amount, but they don't know what it's for. 1227 00:54:14,465 --> 00:54:18,492 So, theoretically, your $10 million can become 40 million 1228 00:54:18,569 --> 00:54:20,594 without anyone ever noticing but the Russian Army. 1229 00:54:20,671 --> 00:54:22,536 Because Congress wouldn't know what it was voting on. 1230 00:54:22,606 --> 00:54:23,664 That's the beauty of it! 1231 00:54:23,741 --> 00:54:25,504 All you need are the nine other Subcommittee members. 1232 00:54:25,576 --> 00:54:27,100 All I really need is the Committee Chairman. 1233 00:54:27,177 --> 00:54:28,940 Doc Long. Doc Long. 1234 00:54:29,279 --> 00:54:32,373 And with Doc's backing, you'll get the votes of the other Committee members. 1235 00:54:32,449 --> 00:54:33,575 Yep. I don't believe you. 1236 00:54:33,650 --> 00:54:34,674 I don't care. 1237 00:54:34,752 --> 00:54:36,014 And until the phone rang this morning, Charlie, 1238 00:54:36,086 --> 00:54:38,350 I didn't know I'd never heard of you. 1239 00:54:38,422 --> 00:54:40,049 Well, ask around. 1240 00:54:40,190 --> 00:54:42,317 I did. And what'd you find out? 1241 00:54:42,393 --> 00:54:44,384 That your greatest legislative achievement in six terms 1242 00:54:44,461 --> 00:54:45,928 was getting reelected five times. 1243 00:54:45,996 --> 00:54:47,020 Anything else? 1244 00:54:47,097 --> 00:54:49,429 That you hold more IOUs than any member of the House. 1245 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,524 (LAUGHING) 1246 00:54:50,601 --> 00:54:52,125 How about that? 1247 00:54:52,302 --> 00:54:55,931 I represent the only district in America that doesn't want anything. 1248 00:54:56,006 --> 00:54:58,941 They want their guns, they want low taxes, that's it. 1249 00:54:59,009 --> 00:55:01,807 I can do favors. I get to vote yes a lot. 1250 00:55:04,014 --> 00:55:07,211 Now, me and three other guys are killing Russians. 1251 00:55:07,284 --> 00:55:08,546 I mean, is it possible 1252 00:55:08,619 --> 00:55:12,419 that I've met the only elected official in town who can help? 1253 00:55:14,291 --> 00:55:16,623 Give me a week to set things up. 1254 00:55:16,727 --> 00:55:20,424 Go pack a bag. I have a friend, an arms dealer in Israel. 1255 00:55:20,898 --> 00:55:22,866 He's who we need for this, God help us. 1256 00:55:22,933 --> 00:55:25,128 Should be interesting. Yeah. 1257 00:55:26,036 --> 00:55:27,060 All right. 1258 00:55:28,372 --> 00:55:29,862 CHARLIE: We need you, Zvi. 1259 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:32,408 You're gonna be our man inside the Israeli Parliament. 1260 00:55:32,476 --> 00:55:34,239 ZVI: I'm not in the Israeli Parliament. 1261 00:55:34,311 --> 00:55:36,302 That's what's gonna make you so effective. 1262 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:38,678 No one has your pull with the 10th Knesset. 1263 00:55:38,749 --> 00:55:40,842 No one has your relationship with the Speaker. 1264 00:55:40,918 --> 00:55:43,148 And we are gonna... We're gonna need your arm around Menachem, 1265 00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:47,122 when he finds out that we're working with Egypt and the Saudis. 1266 00:55:47,524 --> 00:55:50,425 Tell him. Tell him why we need him. 1267 00:55:50,928 --> 00:55:53,488 GUS: I'm not saying anything. Why not? 1268 00:55:53,831 --> 00:55:56,459 I don't know who the fuck these two other guys are. 1269 00:55:56,533 --> 00:55:58,626 Well, ain't they bodyguards? Not ours. 1270 00:55:58,735 --> 00:55:59,793 Zvi? 1271 00:56:03,974 --> 00:56:06,636 Now, just to sum this up in a nutshell. 1272 00:56:07,211 --> 00:56:09,805 You want me to move Israel 1273 00:56:10,414 --> 00:56:15,044 toward a partnership with Egypt, Pakistan and Afghanistan. 1274 00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:16,746 And Saudi Arabia. 1275 00:56:18,422 --> 00:56:21,448 Well, just a couple of problems I can foresee off the top of my head. 1276 00:56:21,525 --> 00:56:22,549 Look. 1277 00:56:22,626 --> 00:56:23,650 Charlie... I know. 1278 00:56:23,727 --> 00:56:27,891 ...Pakistan and Afghanistan don't recognize our right to exist. 1279 00:56:27,965 --> 00:56:31,833 Calm down. We just got done fighting a war with Egypt 1280 00:56:31,902 --> 00:56:35,235 and every person who has ever tried to kill me and my family, 1281 00:56:35,305 --> 00:56:37,330 has been trained in Saudi Arabia. 1282 00:56:37,407 --> 00:56:39,637 That's not entirely true, Zvi. 1283 00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:42,138 I mean, some of them were trained by us. 1284 00:56:42,212 --> 00:56:43,679 CHARLIE: Gus, come on. 1285 00:56:44,748 --> 00:56:47,774 It's his sense of humor. It's a bit of an acquired taste. 1286 00:56:47,851 --> 00:56:49,876 Now, Zvi, look at me. 1287 00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:53,287 This is the front of the Cold War. 1288 00:56:53,357 --> 00:56:56,326 It's not in Berlin, it's not in Cuba, it's not in Czechoslovakia. 1289 00:56:56,393 --> 00:56:58,953 It's in a pile of rocks called Afghanistan. 1290 00:56:59,029 --> 00:57:01,623 These are the only people who are actually shooting at the Russians. 1291 00:57:01,698 --> 00:57:04,462 Now, you and I know we have to get Soviet-made weapons 1292 00:57:04,535 --> 00:57:05,900 into the hands of the mujahideen. 1293 00:57:05,969 --> 00:57:07,698 And you and I know where the largest stockpile 1294 00:57:07,771 --> 00:57:10,672 of Soviet weapons outside the Soviet Union is. 1295 00:57:10,741 --> 00:57:12,333 I can't tell you offhand how many 1296 00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:14,639 and what kind of weapons we've confiscated. 1297 00:57:14,711 --> 00:57:19,045 I can. These are Keyhole-11 satellite photos. 1298 00:57:19,816 --> 00:57:22,910 They've been degraded so I can show them to you. 1299 00:57:23,086 --> 00:57:24,781 All right, that's a five-wheeled chassis tank. 1300 00:57:24,855 --> 00:57:27,415 That's not the Mk.1, that's the T-55. 1301 00:57:27,491 --> 00:57:30,460 And it and four others are about 12 miles from here. 1302 00:57:30,527 --> 00:57:32,791 What do you want tanks in mountains for? 1303 00:57:32,863 --> 00:57:35,297 Oh, we don't. I just wanted you to know I know you got them. 1304 00:57:35,365 --> 00:57:38,766 $35.5 million. Which you'll be able to appropriate. 1305 00:57:38,969 --> 00:57:39,993 Yeah. 1306 00:57:40,070 --> 00:57:42,038 Without the press asking questions about it. 1307 00:57:42,105 --> 00:57:43,129 GUS: You know, there's good news there, 1308 00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:46,040 because the press is going to be busy asking about a weekend in Vegas 1309 00:57:46,109 --> 00:57:48,475 and his pending arrest on charges of narcotics possession. 1310 00:57:48,545 --> 00:57:51,571 Oh, Gus. Shit, Charlie. 1311 00:57:51,648 --> 00:57:53,707 It's nothing. Is this true? 1312 00:57:53,784 --> 00:57:55,877 No, for our purposes, it doesn't really matter. 1313 00:57:55,953 --> 00:57:57,614 Thank you. I was just explaining to him 1314 00:57:57,688 --> 00:57:59,815 that as long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the left hand, 1315 00:57:59,890 --> 00:58:01,585 you can park a battle carrier behind the right hand 1316 00:58:01,658 --> 00:58:02,920 and no one's gonna fucking notice. 1317 00:58:02,993 --> 00:58:04,119 What the hell happened? 1318 00:58:04,194 --> 00:58:06,059 It's not germane. It's not germane to these people 1319 00:58:06,129 --> 00:58:09,565 who are fighting and dying, and being massacred in their homes. 1320 00:58:09,633 --> 00:58:12,659 Now, for the love of Christ, will you help us help them 1321 00:58:12,736 --> 00:58:14,636 shoot down these fucking helicopters? 1322 00:58:17,641 --> 00:58:19,404 I love you, Charlie, 1323 00:58:20,310 --> 00:58:22,210 but you are a grown man 1324 00:58:22,512 --> 00:58:27,347 who still hasn't learned to look both ways before he crosses the fucking street! 1325 00:58:33,924 --> 00:58:35,323 Yes, I'm in. 1326 00:58:37,527 --> 00:58:40,690 But I don't like this guy. I know how you feel. 1327 00:58:42,299 --> 00:58:45,234 ZVI: What happens now? You come with us to Cairo. 1328 00:58:45,302 --> 00:58:47,600 This meeting's gonna be run professional? Oh, absolutely. 1329 00:58:47,671 --> 00:58:49,696 We'll be talking to the Deputy Defense Minister 1330 00:58:49,773 --> 00:58:53,072 while his boss gets a belly dance from a friend of Charlie's. 1331 00:58:53,143 --> 00:58:55,202 What? A good friend of mine back in Texas 1332 00:58:55,279 --> 00:58:56,473 is a well-known belly dancer. 1333 00:58:56,546 --> 00:59:00,141 It's always been her dream to perform in Egypt, so she's our way in. 1334 00:59:00,217 --> 00:59:04,119 While she's dancing for the Defense Minster, we'll be talking to the Deputy. 1335 00:59:04,187 --> 00:59:06,519 Oh, my God. No, she's supposed to be good. 1336 00:59:09,993 --> 00:59:13,326 (ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1337 00:59:42,592 --> 00:59:45,390 That's an extraordinary woman. Oh, yeah. 1338 00:59:49,733 --> 00:59:52,327 That's not any belly dance I'm familiar with. 1339 00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:55,701 That's why I wanted the Defense Minister to see her. 1340 00:59:55,939 --> 00:59:59,534 This is your girlfriend? Carol's a friend. She's an old friend. 1341 00:59:59,609 --> 01:00:03,170 I understand her father didn't allow dancing because of the religion? 1342 01:00:03,246 --> 01:00:05,908 Yeah, that's correct. 1343 01:00:05,982 --> 01:00:07,449 And what religion is that? 1344 01:00:07,517 --> 01:00:09,382 You know, she's a Baptist. 1345 01:00:11,221 --> 01:00:15,817 As I was saying, the Russians will learn, I'm quite afraid the hard way, 1346 01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:18,383 to fear God's vengeance upon those 1347 01:00:18,462 --> 01:00:22,159 who oppress his humble servants who submit to him in Islam. 1348 01:00:22,466 --> 01:00:25,264 Their skulls will hang from the treetops. 1349 01:00:25,335 --> 01:00:28,964 You can do whatever you like with their skulls, I suppose. 1350 01:00:29,139 --> 01:00:35,044 What has Gus here concerned is a SA surface-to-air missiles you all have. 1351 01:00:35,112 --> 01:00:36,841 For some reason, he thinks they were stored poorly. 1352 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:39,404 No, no, no, the SA-7 s were stored properly. 1353 01:00:39,483 --> 01:00:43,180 Excuse me. What about the oppression of my people? 1354 01:00:43,253 --> 01:00:44,914 Oh, Zvi. I beg your pardon? 1355 01:00:44,988 --> 01:00:46,455 Fellows, we have to do this now. 1356 01:00:46,523 --> 01:00:51,051 I am about to arrange for $35 million worth of guns 1357 01:00:51,128 --> 01:00:52,720 to be put into the hands of Muslims! 1358 01:00:52,796 --> 01:00:56,129 I meant no disrespect. Oh, really? 1359 01:00:56,199 --> 01:00:58,759 CHARLIE: Well, anyway, that... None of this is important. 1360 01:00:58,835 --> 01:01:01,804 You have Soviet-licensed factories that can put out Kalashnikovs 1361 01:01:01,872 --> 01:01:03,806 at a rate of 25,000 a week? 1362 01:01:03,874 --> 01:01:06,968 That's correct. What about city warfare devices? 1363 01:01:07,043 --> 01:01:09,102 What kind? Bicycle bombs, limpet mines, 1364 01:01:09,179 --> 01:01:10,441 plastic, tripwire mines? 1365 01:01:10,514 --> 01:01:12,641 Yes, yes. Whatever you need. 1366 01:01:14,985 --> 01:01:16,748 CHARLIE: We can't improve the price now, 1367 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:20,278 but when we come back for more, we'll make it up to you. 1368 01:01:20,390 --> 01:01:21,618 I agree. 1369 01:01:22,325 --> 01:01:23,656 All right. 1370 01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:37,698 Hey, you did good back there ignoring the religious shit. 1371 01:01:38,608 --> 01:01:40,542 'Cause these people are totally fucking unspooled, 1372 01:01:40,610 --> 01:01:43,511 and I'm not just talking about the Muslims. 1373 01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:46,471 Zvi's all right. Oh, I know he is. 1374 01:01:46,783 --> 01:01:47,943 He is Mossad, by the way. 1375 01:01:48,018 --> 01:01:51,181 What I'm talking about is your friend in Houston. 1376 01:01:51,455 --> 01:01:55,516 Now, she's got to stop throwing fundraisers and she's got to stop doing press. 1377 01:01:55,592 --> 01:01:58,152 Joanne is raising awareness. 1378 01:01:58,228 --> 01:01:59,593 (CHUCKLES) 1379 01:02:00,697 --> 01:02:05,361 She's using a non-secular vocabulary 1380 01:02:05,702 --> 01:02:08,227 and framing this as a religious war. 1381 01:02:09,339 --> 01:02:11,603 And America doesn't fight religious wars. 1382 01:02:11,675 --> 01:02:12,767 (SIGHING) 1383 01:02:12,843 --> 01:02:15,311 Is that right? Yeah, that's why I like living there. 1384 01:02:15,378 --> 01:02:18,176 FLIGHT CAPTAIN: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain. 1385 01:02:18,281 --> 01:02:20,078 We will begin our initial descent 1386 01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:23,517 into Washington Dulles Airport. I got to go down to Houston, so... 1387 01:02:23,587 --> 01:02:25,612 ... I would like to thank you and hope... 1388 01:02:25,689 --> 01:02:28,590 Well, talk to her. Yeah, I'll talk to her. 1389 01:02:32,095 --> 01:02:34,563 You want me to go into business with the Israelis? 1390 01:02:34,631 --> 01:02:36,929 Just for this one purpose, yes, Mr. President. 1391 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,528 The Israelis have the largest stockpile of Soviet-made weapons in friendly hands. 1392 01:02:41,605 --> 01:02:43,004 I know that. 1393 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:47,176 I need to trust that this arrangement will remain secret. 1394 01:02:47,244 --> 01:02:51,544 Pakistan and Israel would have to appear to be enemies in the public eye. 1395 01:02:51,615 --> 01:02:54,083 Yeah, I don't think that's a tough sell. 1396 01:02:54,150 --> 01:02:55,879 You have authority to do this? 1397 01:02:55,952 --> 01:02:59,046 None whatsoever. In fact, I'm pretty close to violating the Logan Act. 1398 01:02:59,122 --> 01:03:00,987 Well, I don't know what that is. 1399 01:03:01,057 --> 01:03:02,456 But, Charlie. Yes, sir. 1400 01:03:02,526 --> 01:03:05,427 If I see one fucking Star of David on a crate... 1401 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:07,292 You won't. I promise. 1402 01:03:09,232 --> 01:03:10,290 Hey. Excuse me. 1403 01:03:10,367 --> 01:03:13,131 You want me to take a look at those remarks? 1404 01:03:13,203 --> 01:03:15,228 Why? Just... Well, your introduction, 1405 01:03:15,305 --> 01:03:19,639 want me to look it over? It's an introduction, Charlie. I'll be fine. 1406 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:31,113 Today we honor President Zia ul-Haq of Pakistan. 1407 01:03:31,655 --> 01:03:34,215 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1408 01:03:44,768 --> 01:03:48,499 Before we go any further, I would like you all to know this, 1409 01:03:48,805 --> 01:03:51,239 President Zia did not kill Bhutto. 1410 01:03:52,442 --> 01:03:54,137 In the time that he's been President, 1411 01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:57,145 the fortunes of Pakistan have changed radically. 1412 01:03:57,213 --> 01:03:58,441 I've asked you all here today... 1413 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:01,874 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1414 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:06,284 (CUTLERY CLINKING) 1415 01:04:06,823 --> 01:04:08,916 You disappeared. 1416 01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:11,116 Well, they weren't selling alcohol in there. 1417 01:04:11,194 --> 01:04:13,662 It's a traditional Pakistani gathering. 1418 01:04:13,730 --> 01:04:15,527 You think they might be a lot happier over there 1419 01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:18,966 if they could just get women and booze in the same room at the same time? 1420 01:04:19,035 --> 01:04:20,832 I think they'd be a whole lot happier over there 1421 01:04:20,904 --> 01:04:22,371 if the Communists got out. 1422 01:04:22,439 --> 01:04:24,999 "Zia did not kill Bhutto." 1423 01:04:25,475 --> 01:04:28,933 That's not something you usually hear in introductory remarks. 1424 01:04:29,012 --> 01:04:32,470 He didn't, Charlie. Bhutto had a trial and was found guilty. 1425 01:04:32,549 --> 01:04:34,176 Shocking verdict. 1426 01:04:35,018 --> 01:04:37,612 What did you need to talk to me about? 1427 01:04:38,488 --> 01:04:42,185 Joanne, darling, dial down the religion. 1428 01:04:42,525 --> 01:04:44,857 What? It could alienate people 1429 01:04:44,928 --> 01:04:46,657 whose support we need. 1430 01:04:46,730 --> 01:04:49,426 It's luncheons like this that are raising the money we need. 1431 01:04:49,499 --> 01:04:52,366 This thing is not gonna get done by ballrooms full of people 1432 01:04:52,435 --> 01:04:53,663 in the Houstonian Hotel. 1433 01:04:53,737 --> 01:04:57,104 It's gonna get done by the CIA, Israel, Egypt and Pakistan, 1434 01:04:57,173 --> 01:04:58,800 and it's gonna get done quietly. 1435 01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:00,240 Now, you start making people think 1436 01:05:00,310 --> 01:05:02,778 we're trying to convert everybody to Christianity. 1437 01:05:02,846 --> 01:05:06,043 I was saved by Jesus Christ, Charlie, and I am not ashamed of it. 1438 01:05:06,116 --> 01:05:09,347 My fervor is not about religion, it's about freedom of religion, 1439 01:05:09,419 --> 01:05:10,477 which we have, they want, 1440 01:05:10,553 --> 01:05:12,817 and the Communists are slaughtering them for. 1441 01:05:12,889 --> 01:05:16,188 And I get it. Just tamp down the fervor. 1442 01:05:17,193 --> 01:05:20,094 Well, I can't modulate God's will, sweetie. 1443 01:05:20,330 --> 01:05:21,729 You can try. 1444 01:05:22,632 --> 01:05:26,227 Now, I got to get back to D.C. They've set up a briefing for me at Langley. 1445 01:05:26,302 --> 01:05:28,668 On what? On getting the guns. 1446 01:05:31,608 --> 01:05:33,098 Afghanistan's barely a country. 1447 01:05:33,176 --> 01:05:35,440 There's no phones or roads outside the cities. 1448 01:05:35,512 --> 01:05:36,945 It's likely that a villager would live his life 1449 01:05:37,013 --> 01:05:39,573 without having contact with another village just three miles down the road 1450 01:05:39,649 --> 01:05:41,708 unless he was going to war against them. 1451 01:05:41,785 --> 01:05:44,413 Now, my thinking is instead of 400,000 sloppy guys, 1452 01:05:44,487 --> 01:05:48,184 we concentrate on several elite forces totaling about 150,000. 1453 01:05:48,258 --> 01:05:49,748 Give these guys real training, 1454 01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:52,761 20 different courses covering irregular warfare disciplines. 1455 01:05:52,829 --> 01:05:54,353 GUS: And do you have anybody in mind? 1456 01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:57,525 The most successful rebels today are in the Panjshir Valley. 1457 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,091 They're called the United Front of the Council of the North. 1458 01:06:00,203 --> 01:06:02,228 We've earmarked them for 10 million in weapons 1459 01:06:02,305 --> 01:06:04,899 and 10 to 15 agency advisors for training. 1460 01:06:04,974 --> 01:06:08,034 CHARLIE: Who's their leader? Ahmed Shah Massoud. 1461 01:06:08,111 --> 01:06:11,569 He's Tajik, so he's not well liked by the Pashtun. 1462 01:06:11,648 --> 01:06:14,811 CHARLIE: So the... What, the Tajiks have a problem with the Pashtuns? 1463 01:06:14,884 --> 01:06:17,045 Well, they say when a Tajik wants to make love to a woman, 1464 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,918 his first choice is always a Pashtun man. 1465 01:06:21,357 --> 01:06:23,848 It's funnier in the original Pashto. 1466 01:06:24,127 --> 01:06:27,858 All right, I've heard enough. I'm going to go get our money. 1467 01:06:28,098 --> 01:06:30,430 All right, don't fuck us up now. 1468 01:06:31,301 --> 01:06:32,427 Awesome pep talk. 1469 01:06:32,502 --> 01:06:36,768 Afghanistan, Egypt, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, 1470 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,638 these are all totalitarian dictatorships. 1471 01:06:39,709 --> 01:06:44,146 And they'd like to blow the only democracy in the region right into the Mediterranean. 1472 01:06:44,214 --> 01:06:47,274 Now, you heard me say that Israel's gonna be on board. 1473 01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:50,046 Oh, well, Zvi Rafiah's out of his mind. 1474 01:06:50,286 --> 01:06:54,382 These people are draconian thugs, and in an evil and twisted derby 1475 01:06:54,457 --> 01:06:56,823 between the Communists and the Fundamentalists, 1476 01:06:56,893 --> 01:06:58,451 it's 6-to-5 and pick them, as far as I'm concerned. 1477 01:06:58,528 --> 01:07:00,928 No, you're wrong about that, Doc, and you know you don't mean it. 1478 01:07:00,997 --> 01:07:04,797 In Pakistan, a blind girl gets raped, but there's a witness. 1479 01:07:04,868 --> 01:07:07,359 Now, in Pakistan it takes four witnesses. 1480 01:07:07,437 --> 01:07:09,871 So the rapist walks away and the girl is in prison. 1481 01:07:09,939 --> 01:07:11,463 Can you tell me why? 1482 01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:14,271 Well, fornication. That's right. 1483 01:07:14,344 --> 01:07:17,370 Mr. Chairman, President Zia is the only one willing to shoulder the risk 1484 01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:20,610 of actively training and funding the mujahideen 1485 01:07:20,683 --> 01:07:22,048 while Egypt and Saudi Arabia... 1486 01:07:22,118 --> 01:07:24,848 Now, the Saudis are matching any funding from Congress? 1487 01:07:24,921 --> 01:07:27,446 That's right. So when you say 40 million to me, 1488 01:07:27,524 --> 01:07:28,752 you're really talking about 80 million. 1489 01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:29,951 Only 40 from us. 1490 01:07:30,026 --> 01:07:32,119 You want to put $80 million in the hands of these people? 1491 01:07:32,195 --> 01:07:34,322 No, see, Doc, now, if you took a trip with me to the border, 1492 01:07:34,397 --> 01:07:36,092 you'd stop calling them "these people." 1493 01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:39,658 They are farmers and children mostly, and they are fighting our enemies for us. 1494 01:07:39,736 --> 01:07:41,226 I know. And that should be impossible for America. 1495 01:07:41,304 --> 01:07:43,204 I know. It should be impossible for America 1496 01:07:43,273 --> 01:07:46,834 to sit on the bench while little kids and their mothers fight our enemies. 1497 01:07:46,910 --> 01:07:49,743 Now, all you have to do to change that is to support me 1498 01:07:49,813 --> 01:07:51,280 in the Committee, Mr. Chairman. 1499 01:07:51,347 --> 01:07:55,681 I'm sorry, Charlie, but doubling from 5 to 10 million is one thing, 1500 01:07:55,752 --> 01:07:58,516 but, you know, I just can't get behind this. 1501 01:07:58,588 --> 01:08:00,055 (PHONE RINGING) 1502 01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:04,521 TRISH: Joanne Herring's residence. Who's speaking? 1503 01:08:04,594 --> 01:08:07,392 Miss Herring, Congressman Wilson for you. 1504 01:08:09,933 --> 01:08:11,332 Hello. CHARLIE: Hey. 1505 01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:12,559 Tell me what's happening. 1506 01:08:12,635 --> 01:08:15,763 Well, I need Doc Long, and he's not getting on board. 1507 01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:18,865 Now, he's a church-going guy, so I thought, 1508 01:08:18,942 --> 01:08:21,001 you know, maybe you could... So now you need God. 1509 01:08:21,544 --> 01:08:23,842 Yeah. Let me give you his private line. 1510 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,679 I've got it. 1511 01:08:25,782 --> 01:08:27,340 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1512 01:08:27,483 --> 01:08:28,711 Trish! Yes, ma'am. 1513 01:08:29,252 --> 01:08:30,776 Boss? Yeah. 1514 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,982 Hey, that's a nice sweater. Oh, thank you. 1515 01:08:34,057 --> 01:08:36,525 The Washington Times wants to know if you've ever been in rehab. 1516 01:08:36,593 --> 01:08:38,584 Well, what are you gonna tell them? That you won't go to rehab 1517 01:08:38,661 --> 01:08:39,923 'cause they don't serve whiskey there. 1518 01:08:39,996 --> 01:08:42,157 Well, that's why you're the press secretary, boo-boo. 1519 01:08:42,232 --> 01:08:45,395 I've got Stu on the line. Can you jump on? Yeah. 1520 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,329 Hey, Stu, it's me. 1521 01:08:47,570 --> 01:08:48,901 All right. 1522 01:08:49,138 --> 01:08:52,801 No, she's not a stripper, Stu. She just posed for the cover... 1523 01:08:52,876 --> 01:08:54,673 Oh, what the hell difference does it make? 1524 01:08:55,245 --> 01:08:56,735 They're talking to Crystal today. 1525 01:08:56,813 --> 01:08:57,905 Yeah. 1526 01:08:58,081 --> 01:09:00,606 Giuliani subpoenaed the limo driver. 1527 01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:02,611 Oh, that's what Gus said he'd do. 1528 01:09:02,685 --> 01:09:04,778 Well, the limo driver said he didn't see anything. 1529 01:09:04,854 --> 01:09:05,980 He didn't see anything. 1530 01:09:06,055 --> 01:09:08,182 So Giuliani subpoenaed every limo driver 1531 01:09:08,258 --> 01:09:13,457 between Arlington and Silver Spring to see if any of them can recall you using cocaine. 1532 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:17,561 Joanne Herring's on the phone. Hey, you. 1533 01:09:17,867 --> 01:09:19,164 We're all leaving in the morning. 1534 01:09:19,235 --> 01:09:20,634 You're kidding? No. 1535 01:09:21,337 --> 01:09:23,532 Well, what did you have to promise him? 1536 01:09:23,606 --> 01:09:26,074 There's a blind girl in jail 'cause she was raped. 1537 01:09:26,142 --> 01:09:27,632 Yeah. You're gonna get her out. 1538 01:09:27,911 --> 01:09:30,038 What, I got to bust somebody out of jail? 1539 01:09:30,113 --> 01:09:32,308 Don't be stupid, Charlie. You're gonna tell Zia to pardon her. 1540 01:09:32,382 --> 01:09:34,077 That's Doc's condition. 1541 01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:37,642 I'll fly in tonight. Buy me a drink? Yes, ma'am. 1542 01:09:38,121 --> 01:09:40,248 We're almost there, Charlie. 1543 01:09:44,127 --> 01:09:47,995 I'm going back to Pakistan tomorrow! GIRLS: Let's party! 1544 01:09:48,064 --> 01:09:49,395 (GIRLS WHOOPING) 1545 01:09:49,465 --> 01:09:51,399 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1546 01:09:53,369 --> 01:09:54,529 Charlie! Oh, that was... I'm gonna... 1547 01:09:54,604 --> 01:09:55,901 You want a refill here, darling? Thanks. 1548 01:09:55,972 --> 01:09:57,633 Can we get another round? 1549 01:09:57,707 --> 01:09:58,867 Mario! 1550 01:09:59,409 --> 01:10:01,741 Oh, Charlie. 1551 01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:08,749 Hey, Joanne. 1552 01:10:10,386 --> 01:10:12,513 Can I call you Joanne? Yes. 1553 01:10:14,257 --> 01:10:16,418 You'll want to dress considerably more modestly 1554 01:10:16,492 --> 01:10:17,857 when we're at the border. 1555 01:10:17,927 --> 01:10:21,124 Well, thank you, but I have been passionately involved 1556 01:10:21,197 --> 01:10:23,062 with the cause of the Afghans for three years. 1557 01:10:23,132 --> 01:10:24,827 I've been there many times. 1558 01:10:24,901 --> 01:10:26,994 Okay, well, then I'll just go fuck myself. 1559 01:10:27,070 --> 01:10:29,766 I am not easily shocked, Mr. Avrakotos. 1560 01:10:30,573 --> 01:10:33,064 I knew you two were gonna hit it off right away. 1561 01:10:33,142 --> 01:10:34,370 Charlie! 1562 01:10:34,544 --> 01:10:37,638 Sorry, Stu's on the phone. You can take it at the bar. 1563 01:10:37,714 --> 01:10:40,615 Stu. This can't be good. 1564 01:10:43,286 --> 01:10:45,220 How'd you hook up with Charlie? 1565 01:10:45,288 --> 01:10:48,257 Are you also passionately involved with the cause of the Afghans? 1566 01:10:48,324 --> 01:10:51,225 No, I just wasn't really doing anything else. 1567 01:10:51,294 --> 01:10:53,694 I mean, how did you get into the CIA? 1568 01:10:53,763 --> 01:10:56,561 Oh, I didn't. I'm with the Department of Agriculture. 1569 01:10:56,632 --> 01:10:59,760 Food and Plant Division. Specifically apple imports. 1570 01:10:59,836 --> 01:11:02,999 Now, you don't seem like the apple type. I know. 1571 01:11:04,707 --> 01:11:05,765 What's that mean? 1572 01:11:07,577 --> 01:11:10,171 Where are you from? What do you care? 1573 01:11:10,246 --> 01:11:12,942 Are you a Catholic? Greek Orthodox, Mrs. Herring. 1574 01:11:13,016 --> 01:11:15,917 That's still Christian. Imagine my relief. 1575 01:11:16,719 --> 01:11:18,619 What's your problem with me? 1576 01:11:18,688 --> 01:11:20,622 You know, I've found, in my business, 1577 01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:24,182 that when people with time on their hands get involved in politics, 1578 01:11:24,260 --> 01:11:26,888 I start forgetting what I'm supposed to be shooting at. 1579 01:11:26,963 --> 01:11:29,158 That would be in the apple import business. 1580 01:11:29,232 --> 01:11:30,631 Yes, ma'am. 1581 01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:32,895 I'll have to remember that. Please do. 1582 01:11:33,536 --> 01:11:34,867 (GIRLS SHRIEKING) It's over! 1583 01:11:35,038 --> 01:11:37,029 (CHARLIE LAUGHING) 1584 01:11:37,106 --> 01:11:39,370 It's over! It is over! 1585 01:11:39,442 --> 01:11:42,605 That was Stu, and it is over. Wait, wait, wait. Crystal didn't name you? 1586 01:11:42,678 --> 01:11:45,010 Well, she witnessed me doing coke 1587 01:11:45,081 --> 01:11:46,912 in the Cayman Islands. Oh, shit, Charlie. 1588 01:11:46,983 --> 01:11:50,214 No, it's all right. That's out of the Justice Department's jurisdiction, 1589 01:11:50,286 --> 01:11:51,776 so it is over. 1590 01:11:52,255 --> 01:11:53,779 CHARLIE: I'm going home! 1591 01:11:55,124 --> 01:12:00,027 Gus, Joanne, the most important trip of our lives is in the morning, 1592 01:12:00,096 --> 01:12:02,394 so let's get plenty of sleep. I'm going home. 1593 01:12:02,465 --> 01:12:04,763 Jailbait, slap my hands! Yeah! 1594 01:12:05,334 --> 01:12:07,029 (GIRLS LAUGHING) Mario, this is all on me. 1595 01:12:07,103 --> 01:12:08,365 Yes, sir. 1596 01:12:08,971 --> 01:12:11,735 He may be in trouble with the press, but he stayed out of jail. 1597 01:12:11,808 --> 01:12:13,537 You don't see God's hand in this? 1598 01:12:13,609 --> 01:12:15,372 Well, reasonable people can disagree, 1599 01:12:15,445 --> 01:12:18,278 but I don't see God anywhere within miles of this. 1600 01:12:18,347 --> 01:12:20,076 On the other hand, if you slept with me tonight, 1601 01:12:20,149 --> 01:12:22,674 I bet you I could change my mind in a hurry. 1602 01:12:22,752 --> 01:12:24,549 Oh, you would. Yeah. 1603 01:12:27,990 --> 01:12:30,015 I'll see you on the plane. 1604 01:12:34,163 --> 01:12:35,596 (GIRLS LAUGING) 1605 01:12:35,665 --> 01:12:37,292 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1606 01:12:37,366 --> 01:12:38,526 Sluts. 1607 01:12:41,938 --> 01:12:44,133 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1608 01:12:44,607 --> 01:12:47,235 (CHARLIE CHATTERING) 1609 01:12:54,550 --> 01:12:55,676 (GASPS) 1610 01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,613 (CHILDREN CHANTING) 1611 01:13:03,826 --> 01:13:05,919 Doc's eating this up. Yeah? 1612 01:13:05,995 --> 01:13:08,520 We're gonna get the money. DOC: Charlie? 1613 01:13:10,099 --> 01:13:11,327 Charlie! 1614 01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:13,631 Guy's a little senile. Don't be fooled. 1615 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:15,227 He chairs a Subcommittee? Mmm-hmm. 1616 01:13:15,304 --> 01:13:19,707 Charlie, Joanne, this has been an absolutely eye-opening experience. 1617 01:13:19,775 --> 01:13:21,606 I mean, it's absolutely stunning. 1618 01:13:21,677 --> 01:13:24,976 Tell them what we saw, Mr. Papadropolous. Tell them. 1619 01:13:26,115 --> 01:13:28,140 They only want to go back there and fight. 1620 01:13:28,217 --> 01:13:29,582 And you're their savior, Mr. Chairman. 1621 01:13:29,652 --> 01:13:31,483 Oh, I wouldn't go that far, no. Watch this. 1622 01:13:31,554 --> 01:13:32,987 She's gonna lock it right on up. JOANNE: Mr. Chairman, 1623 01:13:33,055 --> 01:13:36,183 these people have been waiting for you. They have been sitting here 1624 01:13:36,259 --> 01:13:39,319 and bleeding and waiting and praying for you. 1625 01:13:39,629 --> 01:13:42,928 It's only gonna be a man like you who can save them. 1626 01:13:43,299 --> 01:13:45,859 We know, don't we, about our men, 1627 01:13:46,269 --> 01:13:48,931 what they can do when they summon themselves. 1628 01:13:49,005 --> 01:13:51,235 Charlie, I think they want you to make some remarks. 1629 01:13:51,307 --> 01:13:53,673 No, you should do it, Mr. Chairman. 1630 01:13:53,743 --> 01:13:56,678 These people have been waiting a long time for you. 1631 01:13:56,746 --> 01:13:58,771 Show Muriel what you can do. Show your wife. 1632 01:13:58,848 --> 01:14:02,011 I'm a little bit emotional about what I've seen here today. 1633 01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:03,346 Show her. 1634 01:14:05,354 --> 01:14:06,844 You can do it. 1635 01:14:08,391 --> 01:14:09,551 Go on. 1636 01:14:10,393 --> 01:14:11,724 All right. 1637 01:14:15,798 --> 01:14:18,995 Papadropolous. Well, it's Greek. It's in the ballpark. 1638 01:14:19,068 --> 01:14:21,127 (MAN TRANSLATING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) DOC: My friends, 1639 01:14:21,204 --> 01:14:24,230 my son served in Vietnam. 1640 01:14:24,307 --> 01:14:29,335 He was wounded fighting in battle against the Soviet oppressors. 1641 01:14:29,412 --> 01:14:31,209 I didn't know that about his son. 1642 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,612 So, you see, I'm no stranger, 1643 01:14:33,683 --> 01:14:37,744 no stranger at all to the horrors and atrocities of the Communists! 1644 01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:40,311 (TRANSLATING) 1645 01:14:40,523 --> 01:14:42,013 (CROWD CHEERING) 1646 01:14:42,091 --> 01:14:43,581 Thank you so much. 1647 01:14:44,961 --> 01:14:46,792 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 1648 01:14:46,862 --> 01:14:49,228 I talk about God for one simple reason. 1649 01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:52,290 As God is my witness today... We need him on our side. 1650 01:14:52,368 --> 01:14:56,395 ... these Russian gunships, every last one of them, 1651 01:14:56,472 --> 01:14:58,599 are gonna be blown right out of the sky. 1652 01:14:58,674 --> 01:15:03,407 We're gonna see that you have guns and we're gonna see that you have training! 1653 01:15:06,849 --> 01:15:08,214 Thank you. 1654 01:15:10,019 --> 01:15:11,919 Well, what I think's got Gus worried 1655 01:15:11,988 --> 01:15:16,186 is that sooner or later God is gonna be on both sides. 1656 01:15:17,126 --> 01:15:20,493 This is good against evil. 1657 01:15:20,563 --> 01:15:23,794 And I want you to know that America's always going to be 1658 01:15:23,866 --> 01:15:26,130 on the side of the good. 1659 01:15:26,769 --> 01:15:30,170 And God will always punish the wicked! 1660 01:15:32,475 --> 01:15:34,807 (CROWD CHANTING) 1661 01:15:39,482 --> 01:15:41,245 (EXCLAIMING) 1662 01:15:42,718 --> 01:15:44,185 God is great! 1663 01:15:45,221 --> 01:15:46,688 God is great! 1664 01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:33,127 NEWSCASTER: This has been a year of setback and frustration. 1665 01:16:33,202 --> 01:16:35,670 And the Soviet Army, more than at any time since the war began, 1666 01:16:35,738 --> 01:16:37,000 (COUGHING) 1667 01:16:37,073 --> 01:16:38,870 Now has the upper hand. 1668 01:16:38,941 --> 01:16:41,239 The mujahideen are pinned down. 1669 01:16:41,610 --> 01:16:45,307 The Afghan resistance has been sanctified by the United States, 1670 01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:49,784 but the support has not been translated into military hardware. 1671 01:16:49,852 --> 01:16:52,753 The guerrillas still cling to the Kalashnikov, but it's not enough. 1672 01:16:52,822 --> 01:16:54,221 (CONTINUES COUGHING) 1673 01:16:54,290 --> 01:16:56,952 They're waiting in vain for bigger modern weapons 1674 01:16:57,026 --> 01:16:58,857 to turn on the Red Army. 1675 01:16:58,928 --> 01:17:01,226 The guerrillas survived the raid. 1676 01:17:02,465 --> 01:17:06,265 The Soviets now are conducting some of the heaviest bombing of the war. 1677 01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:09,793 The Soviets have put more troops and equipment back in. 1678 01:17:10,639 --> 01:17:12,368 Communist bastards. 1679 01:17:12,441 --> 01:17:13,703 (COUGHS) 1680 01:17:21,117 --> 01:17:22,584 (MAN CHATTERING) 1681 01:17:23,219 --> 01:17:25,278 Don't send us rice and bandages, 1682 01:17:25,354 --> 01:17:28,721 give us weapons so that we can shoot down their gunships. 1683 01:17:32,194 --> 01:17:34,890 It's called the MILAN anti-tank missile. 1684 01:17:34,964 --> 01:17:37,762 Can the Afghans win without it? No. 1685 01:17:39,034 --> 01:17:40,262 End of discussion. 1686 01:17:40,336 --> 01:17:43,203 I would like to have the previously approved sum increased 1687 01:17:43,272 --> 01:17:45,263 by an additional 30 million, 1688 01:17:45,341 --> 01:17:49,038 bringing the total appropriation to 70 million. 1689 01:17:49,111 --> 01:17:52,080 I'd like to introduce the MILAN anti-tank missile. 1690 01:17:52,615 --> 01:17:53,946 We've got 300 in the field. 1691 01:17:54,016 --> 01:17:55,381 ALL: Yeah! Yep. 1692 01:17:56,352 --> 01:17:58,343 Let's kill some Russians! 1693 01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:02,990 (LOUD EXPLOSION) 1694 01:18:10,466 --> 01:18:13,560 Voting to pump up the money for the freedom fighters is the only way 1695 01:18:13,636 --> 01:18:15,866 for the northeastern liberal to prove that he's serious. 1696 01:18:15,938 --> 01:18:17,235 How much are you asking for? 1697 01:18:17,306 --> 01:18:19,274 I'd want to go from 70 million to 100 million. 1698 01:18:19,341 --> 01:18:22,674 And if you vote for me, I can deliver the Black Caucus for the farm subsidy. 1699 01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:37,725 (MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO) 1700 01:18:50,673 --> 01:18:52,937 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1701 01:19:02,318 --> 01:19:03,751 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1702 01:19:15,531 --> 01:19:17,556 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 1703 01:19:23,405 --> 01:19:24,599 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1704 01:19:26,242 --> 01:19:27,709 (WHISTLING) 1705 01:19:28,744 --> 01:19:30,678 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1706 01:19:36,452 --> 01:19:38,215 (BEEPING) 1707 01:19:40,723 --> 01:19:42,554 (SCREAMING) 1708 01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:05,636 (CONTINOUS BEEPING) 1709 01:20:11,854 --> 01:20:13,845 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1710 01:20:20,462 --> 01:20:21,622 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1711 01:20:35,911 --> 01:20:38,038 (SHOUTING) 1712 01:21:04,974 --> 01:21:06,942 MAN: And they asked him, quite reasonably enough, 1713 01:21:07,009 --> 01:21:08,442 "How did you vote on that?" 1714 01:21:08,510 --> 01:21:11,775 And I swear to God, he looks over at his staff guy. 1715 01:21:13,082 --> 01:21:16,540 He had to check with an aide for an answer to that question. 1716 01:21:17,753 --> 01:21:19,914 I don't know how that guy stays in office. 1717 01:21:19,989 --> 01:21:21,388 (LAUGHING) 1718 01:21:52,655 --> 01:21:54,714 It was the Bamian-led group. They set an ambush here 1719 01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:56,451 at the Fuladi Bridge. GUS: What'd they get? 1720 01:21:56,525 --> 01:21:59,426 Four supply trucks coming out of Bagram Airbase. 1721 01:21:59,495 --> 01:22:02,589 They hit a Soviet motorized rifle battalion on horseback? 1722 01:22:02,698 --> 01:22:05,326 You bet your ass. Then these guys are pretty good. 1723 01:22:29,391 --> 01:22:31,484 We can't control this thing anymore. 1724 01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:34,688 The man stood in my office in Islamabad, and I told him, 1725 01:22:34,763 --> 01:22:36,355 "A sudden influx of money 1726 01:22:36,432 --> 01:22:39,924 "and weaponry..." Could you hand me that belt, please? 1727 01:22:40,903 --> 01:22:42,632 Thank you. I mean, how is it possible 1728 01:22:42,705 --> 01:22:45,401 that this congressman of no particular importance 1729 01:22:45,474 --> 01:22:46,998 is doing this by himself? 1730 01:22:47,076 --> 01:22:49,067 I will admit it's not unimpressive. 1731 01:22:49,144 --> 01:22:51,977 Is this the war we want to be fighting, Henry? Huh? 1732 01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:56,814 Harold, whatever he's doing, believe me, it's working. 1733 01:22:56,919 --> 01:22:58,443 (MISSILE FIRING) 1734 01:23:08,430 --> 01:23:09,920 (GUN FIRING) 1735 01:23:14,837 --> 01:23:20,833 The CIA estimates that seven out of every 10 times the muj fires a Stinger, 1736 01:23:21,977 --> 01:23:24,502 a Soviet chopper or a plane falls out of the sky. 1737 01:23:24,580 --> 01:23:28,744 Now, Russian MiGs go for $20 million, Stingers go for 60-70,000. 1738 01:23:28,817 --> 01:23:30,250 What do you want to do? 1739 01:23:30,319 --> 01:23:32,082 Well, I'd like to double to 250 million. 1740 01:23:32,154 --> 01:23:35,055 Remind me again, where did this thing start? 1741 01:23:35,357 --> 01:23:36,824 5 million. 1742 01:23:36,892 --> 01:23:38,154 (MEN LAUGHING) 1743 01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:46,424 (PHONE RINGING) 1744 01:23:47,870 --> 01:23:51,169 Hello? CHARLIE: Is this Mrs. Joanne King Herring Davis? 1745 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:53,606 Where's it at, Charlie? 1746 01:23:55,043 --> 01:23:56,567 How's the honeymoon? 1747 01:23:57,112 --> 01:24:00,104 Am I ever gonna see you naked again? 1748 01:24:00,849 --> 01:24:02,043 Where's it at, Charlie? 1749 01:24:03,552 --> 01:24:07,010 500 million. Matched by the Saudis. 1750 01:24:07,689 --> 01:24:09,247 One billion dollars. 1751 01:24:09,324 --> 01:24:11,724 That's right. Billion with a "b." 1752 01:24:13,061 --> 01:24:15,791 Where does this rank relative to other covert wars? 1753 01:24:16,431 --> 01:24:18,592 There's never been anything else like it. 1754 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:20,032 Since when? 1755 01:24:21,570 --> 01:24:22,662 Ever. 1756 01:24:24,606 --> 01:24:26,335 I miss you, Charlie. 1757 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:28,039 I, Joanne, 1758 01:24:30,012 --> 01:24:31,639 I always miss you. 1759 01:24:36,218 --> 01:24:37,617 I better go. 1760 01:24:45,594 --> 01:24:47,585 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 1761 01:24:47,663 --> 01:24:49,688 CHARLIE: There's nothing wrong with that! 1762 01:24:49,765 --> 01:24:52,461 And out in Polk, there's the polecat who took us over the side there. 1763 01:24:52,534 --> 01:24:55,196 You know, that's the truth. What do you got? 1764 01:24:55,270 --> 01:24:57,204 Is that Gus? You got it. 1765 01:24:57,272 --> 01:24:58,398 Hey, Gus! 1766 01:24:58,807 --> 01:25:01,071 Congratulations on your reelection. Yeah, thank you. 1767 01:25:01,143 --> 01:25:04,271 Tell me what you know. All right. Doc Long is gonna lose. 1768 01:25:04,346 --> 01:25:06,507 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We saw that coming. 1769 01:25:06,582 --> 01:25:09,210 Yeah, so who's gonna be our wallet now? 1770 01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:11,945 John Murtha. And is that good news? 1771 01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:13,351 Yep. Why? 1772 01:25:14,523 --> 01:25:17,219 I was his vote on the Ethics Committee. 1773 01:25:17,292 --> 01:25:19,260 (LAUGHING) 1774 01:25:19,328 --> 01:25:21,796 You know, you're a very, very easy man to like, Congressman. 1775 01:25:22,097 --> 01:25:24,031 Call me tomorrow morning at high noon. 1776 01:25:24,266 --> 01:25:26,359 (LAUGHING) I will. Bye-bye. 1777 01:25:27,936 --> 01:25:29,028 (HORSES NEIGHING) 1778 01:25:29,104 --> 01:25:30,594 (GUNS FIRING) 1779 01:25:35,577 --> 01:25:37,067 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1780 01:25:37,145 --> 01:25:39,773 We present you with this Stinger tube. 1781 01:25:40,082 --> 01:25:42,448 (MEN CHEERING) 1782 01:25:43,185 --> 01:25:44,709 (GUNS FIRING) 1783 01:25:45,654 --> 01:25:49,681 REPORTER: There was wild jubilation inside the country of Afghanistan 1784 01:25:49,758 --> 01:25:53,159 as last weekend it became the first country in history 1785 01:25:53,228 --> 01:25:55,696 to defeat the mighty Soviet Union. 1786 01:25:55,764 --> 01:25:57,459 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1787 01:25:57,532 --> 01:26:01,263 The retreat of Soviet military power from Afghanistan is complete. 1788 01:26:01,336 --> 01:26:04,863 The last of Russia's regular army invasion force is out. 1789 01:26:05,207 --> 01:26:08,005 Fear and uncertainty were mixed with joy today 1790 01:26:08,076 --> 01:26:09,839 as the commander of Soviet troops 1791 01:26:09,912 --> 01:26:12,142 followed the last of his men across the border. 1792 01:26:12,214 --> 01:26:15,843 CBS News Moscow correspondent, Barry Petersen, begins our coverage. 1793 01:26:15,918 --> 01:26:19,354 BARRY: It was the last hurrah. The final Soviet combat troops 1794 01:26:19,421 --> 01:26:21,389 crossing the Friendship Bridge on the border 1795 01:26:21,456 --> 01:26:23,924 between Afghanistan and the Soviet Union. 1796 01:26:23,992 --> 01:26:25,516 The Soviet commander, Lieutenant... 1797 01:26:25,594 --> 01:26:27,687 Look what you did, Charlie. 1798 01:26:28,063 --> 01:26:30,429 Hey, it's... Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey! 1799 01:26:30,499 --> 01:26:34,128 It's traditional to make a gesture towards the vanquished. 1800 01:26:34,636 --> 01:26:37,104 Gus, it's your honor. GUS: Okay. 1801 01:26:37,172 --> 01:26:39,663 Reports that some Afghan units have... 1802 01:26:39,741 --> 01:26:43,939 Well, here's to you, you motherfuckers. 1803 01:26:44,012 --> 01:26:45,104 (CHEERING) 1804 01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:49,674 ... determined to show the world that the era of Soviet military intervention 1805 01:26:49,751 --> 01:26:52,618 in other countries is now over. 1806 01:26:53,055 --> 01:26:55,523 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 1807 01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:59,583 CHARLIE: Well, I told you. GUS: Told me what? 1808 01:26:59,661 --> 01:27:02,755 All we had to do was shoot down the helicopters. 1809 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,333 Listen, not for nothing, but do you know the story 1810 01:27:08,403 --> 01:27:10,064 about the Zen master and the little boy? 1811 01:27:10,138 --> 01:27:11,730 Oh, is this something from Nitsa, 1812 01:27:11,807 --> 01:27:14,605 the Greek witch of Aquilippa, Pennsylvania? 1813 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:17,076 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. 1814 01:27:17,179 --> 01:27:18,874 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1815 01:27:18,947 --> 01:27:22,246 There was a little boy, and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse. 1816 01:27:22,317 --> 01:27:25,286 And everybody in the village says, "How wonderful! The boy got a horse." 1817 01:27:25,354 --> 01:27:27,948 And the Zen master says, "We'll see." 1818 01:27:28,423 --> 01:27:30,584 Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg. 1819 01:27:30,659 --> 01:27:32,684 And everybody in the village says, "How terrible!" 1820 01:27:32,761 --> 01:27:35,355 And the Zen master says, "We'll see." 1821 01:27:35,731 --> 01:27:37,028 Then a war breaks out, 1822 01:27:37,099 --> 01:27:38,589 and all the young men have to go off and fight, 1823 01:27:38,667 --> 01:27:40,430 except the boy can't 'cause his leg's all messed up. 1824 01:27:40,502 --> 01:27:42,129 And everybody in the village says, "How wonderful!" 1825 01:27:42,204 --> 01:27:44,798 And the Zen master says, "We'll see." 1826 01:27:45,507 --> 01:27:47,498 So you get it. 1827 01:27:47,576 --> 01:27:50,101 No. No, I don't 'cause I'm stupid. 1828 01:27:50,178 --> 01:27:52,669 You're not stupid. You're just in Congress. 1829 01:27:52,748 --> 01:27:54,511 Send them money. You can start with the roads. 1830 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,778 Move on to the schools, factories. Gus, now, it's a party. 1831 01:27:56,852 --> 01:27:58,217 Restock the sheep herds. Hey. 1832 01:27:58,286 --> 01:28:00,049 Give them jobs, give them hope. I'm trying. I'm trying. 1833 01:28:00,122 --> 01:28:02,090 Yeah, well, try harder. I'm fighting for every dollar. 1834 01:28:02,157 --> 01:28:05,786 Yeah, yeah. I took you from 5 million to a billion. 1835 01:28:06,261 --> 01:28:07,751 I broke the ice on the Stinger and the MILAN. 1836 01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:10,821 I got a Democratic Congress in lockstep behind a Republican President. 1837 01:28:10,899 --> 01:28:12,093 Well, that's not good enough 1838 01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:14,533 'cause I'm gonna hand you a code word classified NIE right now, 1839 01:28:14,603 --> 01:28:16,434 and it's gonna tell you that the crazies have started rolling 1840 01:28:16,505 --> 01:28:19,565 into Kandahar like it's a fucking bathtub drain. 1841 01:28:20,675 --> 01:28:23,269 Jesus, Gus, you could depress a bride on her wedding day. 1842 01:28:23,378 --> 01:28:24,436 Hey. 1843 01:28:27,916 --> 01:28:30,214 Listen to what I'm telling you. 1844 01:28:47,736 --> 01:28:51,263 You did a hell of a job for the son of a soda pop maker. 1845 01:28:51,873 --> 01:28:55,536 "We'll see," said the Zen master. 1846 01:29:10,892 --> 01:29:13,019 $1 million for school reconstruction? 1847 01:29:13,095 --> 01:29:14,357 MAN 1: Oh, shit, Charlie. 1848 01:29:14,429 --> 01:29:17,159 Listen. He's like the congressman from Kabul. 1849 01:29:17,232 --> 01:29:20,963 Did you hear me say it was a million, not a billion, for school construction? 1850 01:29:21,036 --> 01:29:22,970 Yeah, we heard you. Everybody heard you, buddy. 1851 01:29:23,038 --> 01:29:24,699 They heard you in Dover, Delaware. 1852 01:29:24,773 --> 01:29:26,240 Well, I sure hope I'm not annoying you, Bob, 1853 01:29:26,308 --> 01:29:28,173 'cause that's the last thing I want to do. Look... 1854 01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:31,212 I was in the Roosevelt Room with the President last week. 1855 01:29:31,279 --> 01:29:32,371 You know what he said? 1856 01:29:32,447 --> 01:29:34,642 He said, "Afghanistan? Is that still going on?" 1857 01:29:34,716 --> 01:29:36,115 Well, it is. 1858 01:29:36,284 --> 01:29:37,751 Half the population of that country 1859 01:29:37,819 --> 01:29:39,150 is under the age of 14. Charlie. 1860 01:29:39,221 --> 01:29:42,816 Half the population is under the age of 14. 1861 01:29:43,692 --> 01:29:45,182 Now, think how fucking dangerous that is. 1862 01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:47,990 They're gonna come home and find their families are dead, 1863 01:29:48,063 --> 01:29:49,587 their villages have been napalmed. 1864 01:29:49,664 --> 01:29:52,428 And we helped kill the guys who did it. Yeah, but they don't know that, Bob, 1865 01:29:52,501 --> 01:29:54,469 'cause they don't get home delivery of The New York Times. 1866 01:29:54,536 --> 01:29:57,733 And even if they did, it was covert, remember? 1867 01:29:58,473 --> 01:30:02,273 This is what we always do. We always go in with our ideals 1868 01:30:02,344 --> 01:30:05,177 and we change the world and then we leave. 1869 01:30:05,547 --> 01:30:07,139 We always leave. 1870 01:30:07,549 --> 01:30:10,347 But that ball, though, it keeps on bouncing. 1871 01:30:10,418 --> 01:30:12,818 What? The ball keeps on bouncing. 1872 01:30:13,021 --> 01:30:14,352 MAN 2: Yeah, we're a little busy right now 1873 01:30:14,422 --> 01:30:16,356 reorganizing Eastern Europe, don't you think? 1874 01:30:16,424 --> 01:30:18,187 We've spent billions. 1875 01:30:18,326 --> 01:30:22,057 Let's spend a million on H.R.118 and rebuild a school. 1876 01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:25,657 Charlie, nobody gives a shit about a school in Pakistan. 1877 01:30:26,268 --> 01:30:27,667 Afghanistan. 1878 01:30:49,057 --> 01:30:54,154 MAN: So, for the first time, a civilian is being given our highest recognition, 1879 01:30:54,729 --> 01:30:56,754 that of Honored Colleague. 1880 01:30:56,965 --> 01:30:59,593 Ladies and gentlemen of the Clandestine Services, 1881 01:30:59,668 --> 01:31:01,761 Congressman Charles Wilson. 1882 01:31:05,707 --> 01:31:07,231 MAN: Bravo, Charlie. 1883 01:31:08,076 --> 01:31:10,271 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1884 01:31:16,351 --> 01:31:18,012 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1885 01:36:18,013 --> 01:36:19,013 Subtitles extracted by LeapinLar