1 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,237 Hey, everybody. 2 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,489 Welcome to Bull Mountain... 3 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,157 a slice of heaven... 4 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,702 nestled in the cleavage of Alaska's high country. 5 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:39,206 It all started when a young buck named Herbert Muntz... 6 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,667 saw the promise of a new life... 7 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:45,212 and staked his claim to it the old-fashioned way-- 8 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,464 he stole it from the Eskimos. 9 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,551 'Round these parts, he became known as "Papa." 10 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,470 Each year, Papa would say thank you... 11 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,930 by droppin' his britches... 12 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,808 and blazing down that mountain bare-assed... 13 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:01,395 in one of his famous "moon-shine" runs. 14 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,772 Papa loved to ski... 15 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,149 and Papa loved to drink... 16 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:09,528 but most of all, Papa loved to ski and drink... 17 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,198 at the same time. 18 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,869 Last year, he died with his boots on... 19 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,873 Bull Mountain, don't go changin'! 20 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,917 And not much else. 21 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,254 Nowadays, Papa's boy runs the mountain. 22 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,841 But us locals still carry on the free-wheelin' spirit... 23 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,342 of Papa's life. 24 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:36,096 You could say that this mountain's a lot like a woman. 25 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,682 Just when you think you know every inch of her... 26 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,893 and you're about to dip your skis... 27 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,771 into some soft, deep powder-- 28 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,774 You got two broke legs, cracked ribs... 29 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,651 then you pay your twenty bucks... 30 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,197 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again. 31 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,510 News flash. 32 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,303 Muntz is selling the mountain. 33 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,096 The entire mountain? 34 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,015 Why would he want to get rid of this place? 35 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,559 I like this place exactly the way it is. 36 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,727 Maybe the buyer can supply... 37 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,854 the mountain with what it really needs-- 38 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,397 hot friggin' chicks. 39 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,567 Guys, you know, more girls? 40 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,985 Let's give Lance a chance, all right? 41 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,862 I gotta refuel the tanks. 42 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,991 Jenny, what's going on? 43 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,159 Jenny! 44 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,245 What's up, guys? 45 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,621 What, are you drinking without me? 46 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,874 Hey, Lance. 47 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,876 Hey, girlfriend. What you drinkin'? 48 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:58,048 Whatever the lady would like, just put it on my tab. 49 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,343 I will have a beer, then. 50 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:04,555 And five shots of Goldschlager, please. 51 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,266 Rick, you are an idiot not to go for Jenny... 52 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,893 and don't give me this broken heart rigamarole. 53 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,191 Are you sniffing me? 54 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,112 There you go. 55 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,072 Thank you. 56 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,576 Man. If I was her... 57 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,995 I'd be gettin' with every dude on this mountain. 58 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,913 Hey, boys. 59 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,583 You're killin' me! 60 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,501 Cheers, everybody! 61 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,966 People. 62 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,970 And Pig Pen, my poor excuse for a brother. 63 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,263 Our boy Rick here... 64 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,682 has been bitching and moaning all week long... 65 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:49,850 I have not. 66 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,311 And I think it's time that we do something... 67 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,563 to cheer him up. Don't you agree? 68 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:59,651 Perhaps tonight is the night that we crown this year's... 69 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,653 King of the Mountain. 70 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:02,863 Did somebody just say... 71 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,907 King of the Mountain? 72 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,166 I know you want to defend your title. 73 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,169 If I must. 74 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,006 Good evening. 75 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,592 You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. 76 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:24,801 Rule number one-- 77 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,804 you do not talk about King of the Mountain. 78 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,725 Rule number two-- there are no rules. 79 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,685 What about rule number one? 80 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,563 That's more of a guideline than a rule. 81 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,773 Do not interrupt! 82 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,402 And now, the three-peat champion of King of the Mountain... 83 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,904 Rick Rambis. Richard? 84 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,367 OK. Here's how it works. 85 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:52,996 Everyone must have a beer. 86 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,206 It's a race to the bottom. 87 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,083 The first one to the statue of Papa Muntz... 88 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,253 with the most beer in your glass--Pig Pen-- 89 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,339 shall be proclaimed this year's King of the Mountain. 90 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,674 And, as an added bonus... 91 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,926 you also win the contents of Eric's stolen wallet... 92 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,302 which are, Luke? 93 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,762 Two bucks... 94 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,347 a condom... 95 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,724 expiration date 1 997... 96 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,726 and a picture of his grandma--no! 97 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,687 That's Nancy Reagan. 98 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,605 But most importantly... 99 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,983 pushing, shoving, and cheating are encouraged. 100 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,196 Try not to wipe out like you did last year... 101 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,156 and the year before, and both years before that. 102 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,366 Thanks, Luke, I really appreciate that. 103 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,742 No problem. 104 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,910 Pig Pen, if you would. 105 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,495 Strap 'em in. 106 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,832 On your marks, get set-- 107 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,670 Everybody ready? 108 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,505 Go! 109 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,674 -Suckers! -Cheater! 110 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,551 Not tonight, Pig Pen! 111 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,899 Go grand, Anthony! 112 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,233 Don't wipe out. 113 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,280 Here I come, baby! 114 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,255 Damn! 115 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,801 Coming through. 116 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,948 Get away from my head! 117 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,370 Stop! 118 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,462 Hey, no fair! 119 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:08,632 Nice! 120 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,804 Shit! 121 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,775 Ride 'em, cowboy! 122 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,947 Go! 123 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,365 Let's move it! 124 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,889 Don't let him pass! 125 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,599 We got him, Jenny! 126 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,102 Go! 127 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,353 Come on! We're gonna beat him! 128 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,613 Where did he come from? 129 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,535 His mug's empty. 130 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,704 The beer! 131 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,080 Beer? I got beer! I got it! 132 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,126 Come on! 133 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:35,344 If you haven't kissed up to the king, let me know. 134 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,138 Goin' to drink, everybody! 135 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,473 Actually, I have to turn in. 136 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,266 I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboard lesson. 137 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,228 I got fag practice in the morning, so I understand. 138 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,814 Walk me home, Your Highness. 139 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,211 Guys, stop! 140 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,380 If you're planning on coming up... 141 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,799 with some lame-ass excuse to get into my house... 142 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,176 just so we can "hook up"... 143 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,095 I might let you. 144 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,304 Not that you're being... 145 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,722 particularly charming or anything. 146 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,892 I guess it's the moonlight and a bottle of Goldschlager... 147 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,979 that just brings out the romance in a girl. 148 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,981 Can I ask you something? 149 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,318 You broke up with your boyfriend this summer, right? 150 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,948 Are we about to have another conversation... 151 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,117 about how you're still on the rebound? 152 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,660 I guess not. 153 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,246 Look, Rick, I feel for you, 'cause I've been through it... 154 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,415 but it's time to move on. 155 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,543 The general rule of thumb is one week of mourning... 156 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,044 for every six months you were together... 157 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,047 so you were together, what, two weeks? 158 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,215 Three weeks. 159 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,968 OK. Three weeks. So, then that means-- 160 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:02,014 I get it. You're right. It's stupid. 161 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,765 Yes, it is. 162 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,894 So, you still want to hook up? 163 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,105 You gotta try a lot harder than that, Rick. 164 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,985 So, you still want to hook up? 165 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,862 How's that? 166 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,155 Good night. 167 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,990 Good night. 168 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:23,535 -See you tomorrow. -Later. 169 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,912 Hey, listen. 170 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,748 You better enjoy your reign as King now, because next year... 171 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,541 I'm Queen of the Mountain, baby. 172 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,001 We'll see about that. 173 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,212 Passed out again. 174 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,130 Fire! 175 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,133 Well, boys, what's it gonna be tonight? 176 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,968 We gonna shave his eyebrows? 177 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,804 Passe. Done that, took pictures. 178 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,350 I'm gonna need a bucket, a paint brush... 179 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,809 and ten pounds of salt. 180 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,605 Lance, get his pants. 181 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,815 Where are you taking him? Come on! 182 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,984 Try to hold up his fat ass. 183 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,403 Look at him. 184 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,871 Shoo! 185 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,082 Get! 186 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,043 Good boy--I mean, girl. 187 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,754 Good girl. 188 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,799 My ass is numb! 189 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,430 Look alive, Eric. 190 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,612 John Majors! 191 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,115 Ted Muntz. It's so good to finally meet you in person. 192 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,242 Welcome to Bull Mountain. 193 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,453 The Eskimos around here have a saying-- 194 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,292 Slow down there, Nanook. 195 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,960 You're gonna give yourself an aneurysm. 196 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,300 Will you smell that, boys? 197 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,302 Smells like money. 198 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,971 This place has got some serious potential. 199 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,266 I can see it now, huh? Can't you see it? 200 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:54,937 Condominiums, eateries, shopping, wine bars, cigar bars. 201 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,313 What the hell--bar bars! 202 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,901 Yeah, we can totally sell this whole rustic bit. 203 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,446 This is a diamond in the rough. That's good. 204 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,948 Write that down for the brochure. 205 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,783 No, wait. Better yet-- 206 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,201 "Black diamond in the rough." 207 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,245 You know? Sort of a ski thing. 208 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,413 I'm Eric Montclair. 209 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,457 Well, who asked you? 210 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,792 Just kidding, Short Stack. 211 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,628 So it's some mountain, huh? 212 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,047 Yeah, but the name "Bull Mountain"-- 213 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,926 it's a little too... 214 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,719 shitty. 215 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,389 You want to rename the mountain? 216 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,391 Yeah. Something good. 217 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,725 I'm gonna have to polish this turd... 218 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,477 if I want to sell my investors on it. 219 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,479 I mean, your hotel looks like a Motel 6... 220 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,606 ate a yard sale and barfed it out. 221 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,984 Muntz, there's some really pissed off Eskimos... 222 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,485 outside right now, man. They say they want their land back. 223 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,404 Very funny, Rambis. 224 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,656 Mr. Majors, this is Rick Rambis-- 225 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,449 one of our low to mid-level employees. 226 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,368 You must be the big hotshot who's gonna buy the mountain. 227 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,245 John Majors of Major Resorts. 228 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,874 Rick Rambis of Rick Rambis. 229 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,042 You any good on that board there, son? 230 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,752 I'm all right. 231 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,045 You wouldn't mind playing tour guide... 232 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,547 to an old fart like me, would you? 233 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,884 Actually, Rick's got a pretty heavy workload tomorrow... 234 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,386 but I would be delighted to show you around the mountain. 235 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,388 No offense, Short Stack, but you give me the creeps. 236 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,265 I think Rick here'll do just fine. 237 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,516 You don't mind, do you Rick? 238 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:15,684 No problem. 239 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,728 Good. First thing in the morning. 240 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,981 I'll take a Geritol so I can keep up. 241 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,816 Chop chop with them bags there. 242 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,443 So, what does this mean, selling the mountain? 243 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,945 I don't know. Maybe this guy will be cool. 244 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,823 Maybe he'll help us build a lift up to Hangman's Peak. 245 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,075 Can you get an STD from a polar bear? 246 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,869 What is your brother doing? 247 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,590 What do we got, Whitey? 248 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:49,259 Solid Gold Dancers trapped on Beaver Mountain. 249 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,969 Somebody help us! 250 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,179 Looks pretty hairy, sir. 251 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,890 Just the way I like it! 252 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,434 Lock 'em and load 'em, boys! 253 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,106 I'm goin' in! 254 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,999 What are we gonna do? 255 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,956 Please, the whole cabin is freezing! 256 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,207 We're saved! 257 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,797 Good morning, ladies. The name's Pen. 258 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,887 A suit. 259 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:19,308 I need everybody to be calm and take your tops off. 260 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,810 And tie them together. 261 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,147 Now! Move! I don't have time to discuss this! 262 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,194 Wicked! 263 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,613 You. Grab me around my waist. 264 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,990 Lower. Nice. 265 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,491 You, get the door! 266 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,161 The door's stuck! 267 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,330 Just jiggle it! 268 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,501 It's gonna be OK, ladies. Jiggle more! 269 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,549 You have to jiggle the handle. 270 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,510 Jiggle it. 271 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,181 Open the door, Pig Pen! 272 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:00,474 Come on, man. 273 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,558 Jiggle it. 274 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,143 Open the door! 275 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,482 I'm coming! 276 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,693 He's had a crush on that bench for a long time. 277 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,909 Did you enjoy your nap? 278 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,966 So, Rick, did you hit it last night or what? 279 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,010 No, man, we just talked. 280 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,014 God. You know, maybe... 281 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,058 we should clarify something. 282 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,601 When you won the race last night... 283 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,728 that made you King of the Mountain. 284 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,523 Not King of the No-ball Pussy Losers. 285 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,275 They already have their own king-- 286 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,442 my brother. 287 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,569 What? 288 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,864 Are you still hung up on Anna? 289 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,741 Here's what I don't get, all right, is... 290 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:01,410 you met this chick... 291 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,204 and you got freaky-deaky with her... 292 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,581 and then, poof! She disappears. 293 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,584 How's there a problem with that? 294 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,294 Pig Pen, when I want advice... 295 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,254 about a good "Planet of the Apes" film... 296 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,298 or maybe how to get the resin... 297 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,717 out of my bong, I'll come to you, OK? 298 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,678 But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody... 299 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,014 who cannot spell romantic or advice. 300 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,433 Or bong. 301 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,060 Listen, man, I just want to hear the story, that's all. 302 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,313 I mean, you've never even told me it... 303 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,606 not even once. 304 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,900 If I tell you, will you promise to shut up about it? 305 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:42,743 I met her at the most beautiful romantic place on earth... 306 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,745 Cancun, Mexico. 307 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,414 There was this little cantina called Pedro O'Horny's. 308 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,416 Me and Luke, see, we had just shown up... 309 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,626 and then I saw her. 310 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,673 From the moment we caught eyes... 311 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,926 I knew she wasn't like the other girls there. 312 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,887 She was French. 313 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,931 She had her top on. 314 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,307 Plus, she wasn't puking. 315 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:11,313 Drink! 316 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,323 We spent every day together for three weeks. 317 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,991 It was like heaven... 318 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,827 but you couldn't drink the water. 319 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,162 And then, one day, she asked me... 320 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,581 to go on one of them tandem bike rides... 321 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,626 but she never showed up. 322 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,006 I never saw Anna again. 323 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,259 Who? 324 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,635 God! 325 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,178 Chicken! 326 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,765 Guys, a little sensitivity here! 327 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,435 God! Can't you see this is a dejected man? 328 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,689 Well, Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. 329 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,691 Papa Muntz wanted you to run this mountain. 330 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,903 Carpe the diem! 331 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,739 Seize the...carp! 332 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,243 What? 333 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,499 Make sure you bundle up because it's freezing out there, OK? 334 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,418 Hey, Toby. 335 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,503 Let me check your boot. 336 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:17,754 You're good now. 337 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,756 -Thanks, Jenny. -You're welcome. 338 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,342 Hey, Jenny, you think you could tie up my boots? 339 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,678 Stewart, I think you can do up your own boots. 340 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,598 I kind of like the way you do it. 341 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,933 OK. How about I do up one, and you do the other. 342 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,727 Cool. 343 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,188 The rabbit and the loops... 344 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,566 I can do it without the song, you know. 345 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,193 I kind of like the song, Stewart. 346 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:42,029 -What's up, Rick? -What's up, dude? 347 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,239 Get out of here. You're welcome. 348 00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:46,325 You're pretty good with these kids, Jenny. 349 00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:50,579 I seem to have a thing for immature boys. 350 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:51,914 Ouch! 351 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,083 At least Stewart has his act together enough to ask me out. 352 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,793 I think we're checking out a movie... 353 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,545 right after his nap time. 354 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,547 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 355 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:03,467 Would you... 356 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:04,927 Would I... 357 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:08,263 Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night? 358 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,767 I'm sorry. 359 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,102 It sounded like you were asking me out on a date. 360 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,312 We could meet at the inn. 361 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,773 Say, 8:00? 362 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,107 Right now I have to go seize the carp. 363 00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:21,777 -Wish me luck. -I'll see you there. 364 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,697 Morning, Mr. Majors. 365 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,407 Please. 366 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:31,537 My daddy was Mr. Majors. Actually, he was Mr. Mankowicz. 367 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,746 Just call me "John." 368 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:35,791 OK, John. Well, where do you want to start? 369 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,668 Most people can't do the whole mountain in one day. 370 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,336 Well, I ain't most people. 371 00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,630 You try and keep up there, hotshot. 372 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:01,525 You ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms? 373 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,527 -Are they good? -I don't know. 374 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,489 You see that up there? 375 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:08,949 That's Hangman's Peak. 376 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,158 Damn. You ski that? 377 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,370 Yeah. It's a hustle, but, as you can tell... 378 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,038 it's almost impossible to hike. 379 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,331 I think that if we put a lift to the top... 380 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,875 it would be the most popular snowboard park... 381 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,459 in the entire country. 382 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,879 You know, Rick, what I'll do-- I'll think on that. 383 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,006 'Cause I like your style... 384 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,632 and I might need a little help. 385 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,843 Yeah? What for? 386 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,178 Well, my investors, they're coming... 387 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,973 to check this place out, and, well, they spook easily. 388 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,474 If this deal's gonna go through... 389 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,186 this whole town's gonna have to play ball. 390 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,146 I don't think Muntz has the pull around here... 391 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,565 to do that, but... 392 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:42,900 you do. 393 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,569 Can you hear me? 394 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:50,908 OK. As most of you have heard, by next week... 395 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,452 Bull Mountain will have new management. 396 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,037 I'm selling it... 397 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,414 for lots and lots of American dollars... 398 00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:01,752 to your future boss Mr. John Majors. 399 00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:06,256 Thank you. 400 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:08,425 Thank you and good morning. 401 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:11,011 I can't tell you how happy and excited... 402 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,554 I am to be here today. 403 00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:15,516 Now, I know we're all gonna be homies... 404 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,809 but I do believe in the golden rule... 405 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:21,647 and that is, he who has the gold card makes the rules. 406 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,234 Pipe down, retard. 407 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,402 And to publicize my purchase of the mountain... 408 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,695 I've invited my board members-- 409 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,864 that's the board of directors and my investors-- 410 00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,866 here for the anniversary festival. 411 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:35,369 As my employees, you're expected to behave... 412 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,205 in a manner consistent with a world-class resort. 413 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:39,456 Any questions you might have... 414 00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:42,543 will be answered in your new rule book... 415 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,170 which numbnuts here is gonna pass out. 416 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,297 I think that's you. 417 00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:51,802 And I have a super-duper surprise for all of you-- 418 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:53,345 a brand-new, streamlined... 419 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:56,306 top of the line, high-performance uniform! 420 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,642 Don't sweat having to pay for 'em. 421 00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,644 We'll just deduct the cost from your first paycheck. 422 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,188 Welcome to the Major Resort family! 423 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,858 There's no business like snow business! 424 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,986 I told you. You look great. 425 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:11,446 It doesn't really allow my dice to roll down there... 426 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,823 and by dice, I mean testicles. 427 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,658 Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer. 428 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,076 The suits are not that bad, guys. 429 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:19,705 Rick, these scuba outfits make us look ridiculous. 430 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,707 Who does this Majors asshole think he is? 431 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,126 I'm not gonna wear this unitard--period. 432 00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,503 Guys, I love Bull Mountain as much as anyone else... 433 00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,006 but a little change, it's not gonna hurt this place. 434 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:32,259 I don't know, Rick. Why would we even want this place to change? 435 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:34,636 We don't want it to turn into Aspen. 436 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,763 But have you seen the women from Aspen? 437 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,098 I--no. 438 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,474 Other than the occasional girl... 439 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,767 who comes here on the weekend trip... 440 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,811 this place is a sausage factory. 441 00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:44,021 There are gonna be some hotties... 442 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:47,149 some slammin' bods with pants so tight... 443 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,525 it looks like they were painted on. 444 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,361 Babe, I love chicks. 445 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,447 Chicks love me, so it's all good. 446 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:54,573 Calm down, Lance. 447 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,408 Look, Muntz is gonna sell this mountain... 448 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,743 and somebody's gonna buy it anyway. 449 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,661 Do you have $1 00 million? I don't. You? 450 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:02,664 No. We're not models. 451 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,167 Guys, look. 452 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:07,002 All I'm saying is that if we play ball... 453 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,504 the mountain will still be ours. 454 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:11,965 You foolish boys. 455 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,218 This is how it all starts. 456 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,886 I've seen it all before. 457 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,721 I was there. 458 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,725 Yeah. It was called the eighties. 459 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,978 Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House... 460 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:28,524 and FDR was runnin' this country into the ground. 461 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:31,443 I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town... 462 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:34,154 in what is now called Utah. 463 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:36,406 Some fella from Colorado shows up... 464 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:39,493 starts makin' so-called improvements, right? 465 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,953 Well, 'fore we knew what hit us... 466 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:43,247 the streets are runnin' with latte. 467 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,834 It got so bad that a fellow that liked to... 468 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,503 you know, smoke a little grass... 469 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,964 or drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster... 470 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:55,175 maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentleman's duel... 471 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:58,178 was uncouth, against God. 472 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,556 More like bad real estate values. 473 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,182 Stumpy had to go! 474 00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:05,686 Richard, be careful what you wish for. 475 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,063 You got it, Stump. 476 00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:09,356 -I will. -All right? 477 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,233 God! 478 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:13,694 I'm good. 479 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:16,780 Better put somethin' on that. 480 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:21,368 Welcome to our local cantina. I like to stop in and have a... 481 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:24,121 Stumpy's right. You can't let them do that to this place. 482 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,707 Women or no women, we gotta stand on it... 483 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,960 and I need to stop talking for a second. 484 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,726 Hey, Rick, come on over here. 485 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,019 No. You know what? You guys are right. 486 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,228 This guy's really bad for business. 487 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,272 I'm gonna go let him know. 488 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:55,485 Rick, this is my stepdaughter Inga. 489 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,945 Hello there. 490 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:59,198 Rick, I'd like you and retard to show me the kitchen. 491 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,866 Sweetheart, I got a little work to do. 492 00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,409 Buy yourself a drink at the bar. 493 00:29:02,451 --> 00:29:04,036 I won't be long. 494 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:07,164 Nice place. When's his lease up? 495 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:09,166 Whenever I say it is. 496 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,501 Good. 497 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,669 Hey, boys, look good in those uniforms. 498 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,692 -Boys, watch confidence at work. -Be strong. 499 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,404 God, here she comes. 500 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,955 What my friend's trying to say is... 501 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,456 welcome to the El Matador... 502 00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:51,875 which is Spanish for the matador. 503 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,836 Want a drinkie-poo? 504 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,879 I was wondering if you can make... 505 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:59,132 a kind of drink. It's called... 506 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,927 what is the word in English for this? 507 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,345 Horny maker. 508 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,889 One fuzzy navel for the lady. 509 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,562 So you're, like, Majors's daughter? 510 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:14,231 Schtepdaughter. 511 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:18,026 I'm supposed to my schtrepsister be meeting here. 512 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,779 One more fuzzy navel for the lady. 513 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,040 My schtepsister. 514 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,208 It's Anna. 515 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:36,753 Oh, my God! 516 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:41,341 -How are you? -I'm fine. 517 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,510 It's been a long time. 518 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,596 -What are you doing here? -I was having a beer. 519 00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:48,182 -In Alaska? -I like cold beer. 520 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:50,017 Does that mean--is Rick around? 521 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,227 No. You didn't hear? 522 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:58,108 Rick perished in a dogsled accident. 523 00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,276 Four dogsled pileup. 524 00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:02,529 And it's awful. The dogs survived, though. 525 00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:04,907 You used to be a much better liar. 526 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:10,078 Anna, I don't know why you're here, but leave him alone, OK? 527 00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,958 Play it once for old time's sake. 528 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,127 -Play what once? -Well, the song. 529 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,380 -Song! -Please, play it. 530 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:24,968 OK. Well, I think I could play it once. 531 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,812 -Oh, that's not it? -No, that's not it. 532 00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:37,397 Very nice, though. Please. 533 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,565 I don't know if I know-- 534 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,484 You know what song I'm talking about. Please. 535 00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:43,487 All right. 536 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:45,531 Please play it. Come on. 537 00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,909 He's gonna kill me. 538 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,162 Thank you. 539 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,999 Luke, I thought I told you to never play that... 540 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:01,421 Song. 541 00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,382 Hey, Anna, you made it! 542 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,800 Come here, kid. Give me a hug. 543 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:09,471 Sweetheart, this is Muntz. 544 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,974 -And this bright young man is-- -We've met. 545 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,980 Majors is your father? 546 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:21,191 Yes. He likes to think he's Napoleon... 547 00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:23,110 working his way across Europe. 548 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:25,988 His first wife was English, my mother was French... 549 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,364 and Inga's mother was Swiss. 550 00:32:27,406 --> 00:32:29,324 And I just hired a Russian girl trainer. 551 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:31,577 Look out. 552 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:32,911 Hey, girls, it's bedtime. 553 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:35,539 We got a long day ahead of us tomorrow. Come on, Inga. 554 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:37,875 Retard, walk me out. 555 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:43,380 I didn't know you were here, Rick. I'm really sorry. 556 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,136 I really have to go, but... 557 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:59,563 Of all the bars in all the ski towns in Alaska... 558 00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:02,065 why'd she have to come to this one? 559 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,069 Thanks. 560 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,616 There you go, Jenny. Enjoy it. 561 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,808 I don't think he's coming, Jenny. 562 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:50,822 We'll put him in Rick's car. 563 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,407 Got him, Lance? 564 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:53,825 I got him, OK? 565 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,912 This is gonna be rightly stupid. 566 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:04,294 Get him in. 567 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:06,088 I got it. 568 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,090 -Come on! -You sure this is a good idea? 569 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:09,424 It might give him a heart attack. 570 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:11,468 As the inheritor of his estate... 571 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:14,012 I take full legal responsibility. 572 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:15,347 Come on! Get out of the way! 573 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,641 OK, come on. 574 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:20,644 One, two, three! 575 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,244 OK, they're packed. Let's skedaddle. 576 00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:38,453 Spin him! 577 00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:48,672 One...two...three... 578 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,883 Oh, my God! 579 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:53,468 Oh, God! Please! 580 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:56,180 I got it! 581 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,431 We're stopping! 582 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,808 Lord. 583 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,518 Oh, my God! 584 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,520 What's wrong with you? 585 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:05,105 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 586 00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:19,703 -All right! -Beautiful! 587 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:26,084 This is what you're gonna do to Bull Mountain? 588 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:29,004 No. Snownook. 589 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:33,133 That's the name my people say tests the best. 590 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:40,265 Did I ever tell you how I invented snowboarding? 591 00:35:47,189 --> 00:35:48,941 That's a hot tub, Pig Pen. 592 00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:50,400 Wicked! 593 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,402 Hey, there. 594 00:35:56,448 --> 00:36:01,286 I don't want credit for it, but they keep givin' it to me. 595 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:11,547 She's gonna kill me. 596 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,508 Hey, retard. 597 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:17,803 There's gonna be a lot more changes goin' on here. 598 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:20,556 Come on, boys! You're workin' on my time now. 599 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,273 Wait! 600 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:32,276 Hold up! I can explain it! I can explain everything. 601 00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:36,864 Relax. I stopped by the bar last night, and Pig Pen told me. 602 00:36:36,947 --> 00:36:39,908 Look, I'm really sorry about that. 603 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,119 I will make it up to you any way that I can. 604 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:43,620 You don't have to leave. 605 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:46,290 Don't flatter yourself. 606 00:36:46,331 --> 00:36:48,417 I'm doing my laundry. 607 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:53,547 So that means you're not mad at me? 608 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:55,757 Yeah, I am. 609 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:57,259 I'll get over it, though. 610 00:36:57,259 --> 00:37:00,262 Look, I really am sorry. 611 00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:05,392 Look, I don't do this pining thing well... 612 00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:08,562 so why don't you figure out what the hell it is you want... 613 00:37:08,604 --> 00:37:10,063 and let me know? 614 00:37:58,195 --> 00:38:00,739 Welcome, girlfriend. 615 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:55,938 Buy you a beer? 616 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,940 I'm good. 617 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:03,487 Look, I'd like to apologize if you'll let me. 618 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,490 There's things about me you don't know, Rick. 619 00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,492 Now, there's something I have to tell you, though. 620 00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:11,328 You know what? Hold that thought. 621 00:40:12,496 --> 00:40:14,998 I don't even care anymore. 622 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,834 Cheers. 623 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:01,295 Hey, you're dribbling! Watch the shoes! 624 00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:02,588 Sorry. 625 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:10,637 I'm hot! 626 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:12,639 -Want to see my piece? -What? 627 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,641 See, I just started training for the biathalon. 628 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,976 Where's Inga going? 629 00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:19,938 Don't you worry, little brother. I got your back on this one. 630 00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:23,317 I'm gonna do her. 631 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,652 But how does that help me? 632 00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:30,574 Well, what do you know? Just the two of us! 633 00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:44,379 I got trained. 634 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,013 Inga, I love you! 635 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:55,933 Oh, my God! 636 00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:58,685 Are you hurt? 637 00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:00,521 Yeah, I think so. 638 00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:02,397 Anthony, is that you? 639 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:06,026 Can you go get some ice from the bar? 640 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,487 This is Alaska. You're sittin' on ice, little leprechaun. 641 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:10,531 Yes. Go, Anthony. 642 00:42:10,572 --> 00:42:13,283 I will wait here with him. 643 00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:15,035 Damn him! 644 00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:16,787 Tell Inga where it hurts. 645 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:18,455 Evevywhere. 646 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,726 "Duck." 647 00:42:41,979 --> 00:42:43,981 Come in. 648 00:42:45,566 --> 00:42:47,901 Make yourself at home. Just don't hit me anymore in my nuts. 649 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,319 Sorry. Oh, my God. 650 00:42:49,361 --> 00:42:51,613 This is good? 651 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,490 Yes, this is very good. 652 00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:56,118 Tell me, where did you get these scars? 653 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,995 Let's see. 654 00:42:58,036 --> 00:42:59,830 Skateboard... 655 00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:01,999 truck accident... 656 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,876 and a fire hydrant. 657 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:08,005 I bet each one has its own exciting story, no? 658 00:43:08,005 --> 00:43:09,506 No, not really. 659 00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:11,550 I skateboarded off a truck into a fire hydrant. 660 00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:14,845 I never met an American boy before. 661 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:18,307 Are you all so wild? 662 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:21,727 Yeah. We have a saying around here. 663 00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:24,605 No brains, no headache. 664 00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:29,151 We have a saying in Switzerland, too. 665 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,654 No swimsuit... 666 00:43:34,323 --> 00:43:35,782 no tan lines. 667 00:43:38,869 --> 00:43:41,330 We have another saying around here. 668 00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:43,290 -What's that? -I don't know. 669 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:47,252 I didn't mean to leave you like that in Mexico. 670 00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:50,589 I'm sorry. I just-- Believe me, I had to. 671 00:43:50,631 --> 00:43:53,967 Why? Some other guy come sweep you off your feet? 672 00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:55,427 You were the other guy. 673 00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,638 -I don't understand. -I'm engaged. 674 00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,515 I was engaged when I met you. 675 00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:01,642 And I love him, Rick. I really do. 676 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:05,437 And when I met you... I don't know, I just... 677 00:44:05,479 --> 00:44:08,315 I fell in love with you, too, I guess. 678 00:44:08,357 --> 00:44:09,900 I didn't know what to do. 679 00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:14,530 Hey, it's no problem. Don't worry about it. 680 00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:17,366 I had ten other engaged chicks fall for me that week, too... 681 00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:19,368 so I barely even--which one were you, the brunette? 682 00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:21,286 Please, I wanted to say good-bye to you... 683 00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:22,454 and tell you everything... 684 00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:24,915 but when the time came to do it... 685 00:44:24,957 --> 00:44:27,125 I didn't think I'd be able to, so I left. 686 00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:31,129 And I really did fall for you. 687 00:44:31,171 --> 00:44:33,549 That's why I left. 688 00:44:36,051 --> 00:44:42,766 There, I said what I had to say, so I'm going now. 689 00:44:43,976 --> 00:44:45,561 Wait. 690 00:44:45,602 --> 00:44:49,231 Look, I'm sorry, too, OK? 691 00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:51,316 For being a prick. 692 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:54,903 It's just that I was a little...bummed out. 693 00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:56,780 I deserved it. It's OK. 694 00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:59,032 You did. 695 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:01,785 You want some coffee or something? 696 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:03,871 That would be really nice. 697 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:11,587 This making out is a lot of fun. 698 00:45:11,628 --> 00:45:16,758 But I'm ready--how do you say-- to schlafenzeit. 699 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,387 Yeah. Schlafenzeit. Anything you say. 700 00:45:27,853 --> 00:45:29,938 No. What are you doing? 701 00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:33,942 Schlafenzeit. Sleepy time. I'm going to bed now. 702 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:36,278 I'm sleepy. 703 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,365 No, stay. We'll cuddle. 704 00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:46,038 Good night. 705 00:46:15,234 --> 00:46:19,446 So...your fiance... 706 00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:22,366 Barry. He's in medical school. 707 00:46:22,407 --> 00:46:24,409 He's flying up in a couple of days to see me. 708 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:27,913 That's gonna be a little tricky unless he's a pilot, too. 709 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:33,293 He's a pilot, too? He's a doctor and a pilot? 710 00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:35,087 I think I want to have sex with this guy. 711 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:40,843 I have to go now. 712 00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:43,637 Let me show you out. 713 00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:52,813 I just--I want you to know that I am happy for you. 714 00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:58,652 And...this Barry guy is lucky. 715 00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:00,654 Thank you. 716 00:47:00,696 --> 00:47:02,072 Good night. 717 00:47:11,415 --> 00:47:13,041 Go. 718 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:47,117 Oh, my God. 719 00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:49,620 You need help don't you? 720 00:47:49,661 --> 00:47:52,247 Just a sec. 721 00:47:57,252 --> 00:47:59,129 How's the hot tub, Luke? 722 00:47:59,171 --> 00:48:01,256 You know, the Eskimo have nine words... 723 00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:04,510 for a hell mooch stuck in a hot tub. 724 00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,513 Hell, they only got eight words for snow. 725 00:48:09,473 --> 00:48:11,266 There we go. 726 00:48:21,652 --> 00:48:23,570 Yeah, physics, really. 727 00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:26,406 Expansion and contraction. 728 00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:29,326 All right. 729 00:48:29,368 --> 00:48:30,869 Right here. 730 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:32,329 One. 731 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:33,539 Two. 732 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,707 Three! 733 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,634 Was it worth it? 734 00:48:49,388 --> 00:48:50,556 Rough night? 735 00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:52,599 I've had worse. 736 00:48:53,851 --> 00:48:55,644 Thanks. 737 00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:04,111 Anna's getting married. 738 00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:07,948 To some rich asswipe doctor dude named Barry. 739 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:09,908 He's coming in day after tomorrow. 740 00:49:09,908 --> 00:49:11,159 -Ouch! -Thanks, man. 741 00:49:11,201 --> 00:49:14,162 No. I got molested by a hot tub last night. 742 00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:15,372 It's a long story. 743 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:18,500 You know what I really hate about this chick... 744 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:21,837 is that I think--I know that I'm in love with her. 745 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:23,922 And...it sucks. 746 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:26,592 -Have you told her this? -No, not really. 747 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:30,429 Well, listen, you've got to do it before it's too late. 748 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:34,516 Before she becomes Mrs. Doctor Asswipe. 749 00:49:34,558 --> 00:49:36,768 Otherwise, you're gonna regret it your whole life. 750 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:39,479 "No regrets." That's my motto. 751 00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:42,900 That and "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight." 752 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:45,360 You know what? You're right. 753 00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:48,739 You're absolutely right. 754 00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:52,284 I'm not gonna let Anna get away again. 755 00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:55,370 When this Barry guy gets here, I'm gonna have to face him. 756 00:49:55,412 --> 00:49:57,414 And I'm gonna look at him and tell him... 757 00:49:57,414 --> 00:49:58,957 like a sensible mature adult... 758 00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:02,336 "Finders keepers, losers weepers, pal." 759 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:07,841 I'll have to work on that one. 760 00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:10,260 And if he doesn't like it... 761 00:50:10,302 --> 00:50:12,054 we'll kick his ass. 762 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:14,473 Definitely. 763 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:17,351 Attention, all guests... 764 00:50:18,685 --> 00:50:21,313 Where's Jenny? I don't want to go! 765 00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:22,523 You're going back in line. 766 00:50:22,564 --> 00:50:26,151 Hey, fellas. Great day, isn't it? 767 00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:28,946 Man, who the hell are you? 768 00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,989 I'm the new Team Snownook patrol leader. 769 00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:33,534 "Keepin' it real while keepin' it safe." 770 00:50:33,617 --> 00:50:37,204 You on the roof, knock off the grab-ass. 771 00:50:37,246 --> 00:50:38,789 What the hell is going on here? 772 00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:40,374 Don't you eyeball me! 773 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:44,461 Hey, Luke, why don't you mind your own beeswax... 774 00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:49,007 before my fist makes an appointment with your ass? 775 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:51,677 Eric, you ever notice that you're always... 776 00:50:51,718 --> 00:50:53,470 talking about putting something up my ass? 777 00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:55,848 And that time, it wasn't even a threat. 778 00:50:55,889 --> 00:50:59,017 Technically, that was flirting. 779 00:51:02,187 --> 00:51:05,399 Wait a second. 780 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,942 Where are you going with the bull? 781 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:11,446 Talk to the horn! 782 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:13,282 Where are you taking the bull? 783 00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:15,617 Listen, I've had it with these jackass employees of yours. 784 00:51:15,659 --> 00:51:17,077 This morning, there was a boy... 785 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:18,871 with his little Elvis stuck in my hot tub. 786 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,455 Now, how in the hell does that happen? 787 00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,666 Well, the jets can feel quite nice-- 788 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,793 Stop talking. Effective immediately... 789 00:51:24,835 --> 00:51:26,920 I'm taking some steps to clean this place up. 790 00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:29,089 Poured out a perfectly good beer. 791 00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:33,177 I love that smell. 792 00:51:33,218 --> 00:51:36,263 That's the smell of you all getting fired. 793 00:51:36,305 --> 00:51:38,599 What, fired? 794 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,392 Welcome to your first random drug test. 795 00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:42,311 I'll need you to fill these cups. 796 00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:44,313 Go make tinkle, or it's your job. 797 00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:47,107 I don't have to write a test to tell you that I take drugs. 798 00:51:47,149 --> 00:51:51,737 Pig Pen, you go to the bathroom in the cup! 799 00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:56,617 Jeez. He's way too into this. 800 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:08,170 Drink up, half-pint. 801 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:27,606 I will have your ass! 802 00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:29,107 How you doing tonight? 803 00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:30,484 Thanks a lot. 804 00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:31,693 How you doin', ladies? 805 00:52:35,614 --> 00:52:37,533 Ladies. 806 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,868 Private party tonight, guys. 807 00:52:39,910 --> 00:52:41,286 We're cool, man. We're regulars here. 808 00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:43,080 Just ask Lance. 809 00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:45,123 What part of "private party" did you miss? 810 00:52:50,879 --> 00:52:52,798 Hey, there, Rick. Nice monkey suit. 811 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,510 I barely even recognize this place. 812 00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:59,263 -A little face lift. -Can I get a beer? 813 00:52:59,304 --> 00:53:01,723 Hey, Village Person, why don't you be a macho man... 814 00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:03,725 and cut me some limes? 815 00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:25,539 Hello, stranger. 816 00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:28,125 You clean up pretty nice, Rambis. 817 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:30,919 Thank you. You look amazing. 818 00:53:30,961 --> 00:53:33,672 Thank you. Would you like to dance? 819 00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:35,507 Sure. 820 00:53:43,432 --> 00:53:46,226 You're not wearing underwear. 821 00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:48,520 You can't with this dress. 822 00:53:48,562 --> 00:53:50,689 Your excuse is better than mine. 823 00:53:50,731 --> 00:53:52,816 Sweetheart. 824 00:53:52,858 --> 00:53:55,611 I need to borrow Fred Astaire here for one hot minute. 825 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,446 Dance with Tito there. He loves to boogie. 826 00:53:57,446 --> 00:53:58,614 -Hi, John! -Hi, boys. 827 00:53:58,655 --> 00:54:01,575 And then I just sneaked in, and... 828 00:54:09,249 --> 00:54:11,919 What did they do to the bar? 829 00:54:16,465 --> 00:54:19,301 How did you guys get in? 830 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:21,762 The back door was unlocked. 831 00:54:21,803 --> 00:54:24,056 There's gonna be some big changes on the mountain... 832 00:54:24,097 --> 00:54:25,933 once I get in the driver's seat. 833 00:54:25,974 --> 00:54:29,561 But I wanted you to know that I want you to stay on... 834 00:54:29,603 --> 00:54:32,022 and to run the day-to-day operations... 835 00:54:32,064 --> 00:54:34,483 and be the new manager of Snownook. 836 00:54:34,525 --> 00:54:35,692 You serious? 837 00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,237 Of course I'm serious. Here's your contract. 838 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:39,613 Take a gander. 839 00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:44,743 -That's a big number. -Not bad. 840 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:47,454 But as the new manager... 841 00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:49,206 all my friends get to stay on board, right? 842 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:51,625 You drive a hard bargain, son, but done deal. 843 00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:53,168 Thanks, John. 844 00:54:53,210 --> 00:54:55,712 Don't thank me. You deserve it. 845 00:54:55,754 --> 00:54:57,548 Welcome to the team, pard. 846 00:54:57,589 --> 00:54:59,383 You are good. 847 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,510 You're messing with-- 848 00:55:01,552 --> 00:55:04,763 I'm gonna take Kung Fu and kick your friggin' ass. 849 00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:06,181 We'll have the party at our place. 850 00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:08,016 We don't need their fancy-shmancy shit... 851 00:55:08,058 --> 00:55:09,643 and their blue ropes. 852 00:55:15,732 --> 00:55:17,609 What's up, man? 853 00:55:17,651 --> 00:55:18,986 What's going on here? 854 00:55:19,027 --> 00:55:20,195 If you ain't on the list... 855 00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:21,446 there's nothing I can do for you, buddy. 856 00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,031 Ladies, how you doing? 857 00:55:23,073 --> 00:55:24,533 -I'm good. -Mind if we join you? 858 00:55:24,575 --> 00:55:26,326 Not at all. Go on, have fun. 859 00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:29,663 I'm likin' that. Come on, man. Give me a break. What's up? 860 00:55:29,705 --> 00:55:31,665 Are you from around here? 861 00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:35,377 OK, then $40. All the locals in free. Come on. 862 00:55:48,974 --> 00:55:50,976 Let me get some of that. 863 00:55:59,943 --> 00:56:02,029 Cheers! 864 00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:07,326 Ladies, you're missing out. 865 00:56:10,329 --> 00:56:14,166 Say hello to the new manager... of the mountain. 866 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:17,085 You straight? 867 00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:19,254 Come here! 868 00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:20,756 Hey, everybody! 869 00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:23,926 Cut the music off! 870 00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:26,386 Pig Pen, put her down! 871 00:56:26,428 --> 00:56:29,097 Our friend little Rick Rambis... 872 00:56:29,139 --> 00:56:32,017 is the new manager of the mountain, y'all! 873 00:56:33,435 --> 00:56:37,564 And you're all fired! Every one of you! 874 00:56:38,815 --> 00:56:41,276 Are you saying that I have to kiss your ass now? 875 00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:42,486 As long as you shave. 876 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:43,987 -Shave what? -My ass! 877 00:56:44,029 --> 00:56:48,075 Hey, boss, I'm gonna call in sick tomorrow, OK? 878 00:56:50,869 --> 00:56:54,957 -Hey, congratulations, boss! -Thank you. 879 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:56,458 Watch your hands, mister. 880 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,460 I could sue you for sexual harassment now. 881 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:00,337 I'm gonna get me some. 882 00:57:00,379 --> 00:57:01,547 Look, just because I'm your boss... 883 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:03,090 doesn't mean things change between us, OK? 884 00:57:03,131 --> 00:57:05,551 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 885 00:57:10,806 --> 00:57:12,975 She has a fiance, Rick. 886 00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:14,393 I know. 887 00:57:14,434 --> 00:57:17,312 Look, your personal life is none of my business... 888 00:57:17,354 --> 00:57:18,564 but I don't want to make a habit... 889 00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,566 out of being your little shoulder to cry on, OK? 890 00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,818 Look, I know. I was just-- 891 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:28,198 Yeah. Go. Get outta here. 892 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:38,083 Can I talk to you? 893 00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:47,926 What I have to say isn't really gonna take that much time. 894 00:57:47,968 --> 00:57:49,761 I've been practicing. 895 00:57:49,803 --> 00:57:51,305 Anna, I love you. 896 00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:53,932 Rick, don't. 897 00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,726 Look, I'm not gonna lose you again. 898 00:57:55,767 --> 00:57:59,062 Not to Barry, not to anybody. 899 00:57:59,104 --> 00:58:00,480 I want to fight for you. 900 00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:05,110 And...I think that you should tell Barry... 901 00:58:05,152 --> 00:58:06,820 that things are over between you two. 902 00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:23,712 You're really not making my life easy, you know that? 903 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:25,923 I'm not an easy guy. 904 00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:32,095 There you are! Come inside. You look so beautiful tonight... 905 00:58:32,137 --> 00:58:34,181 I wanted to see if you wanted to dance. 906 00:58:35,933 --> 00:58:39,019 Come on. Not you. Him in his white tuxedo. 907 01:00:15,616 --> 01:00:18,785 No, you didn't. 908 01:00:46,188 --> 01:00:48,398 Beautiful. 909 01:00:51,860 --> 01:00:54,488 Why, those dirty little bastards. 910 01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:56,573 I know it sucks... 911 01:00:56,615 --> 01:00:58,116 that they're ruining the town and everything... 912 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:02,454 but this is the best vanilla latte... 913 01:01:02,496 --> 01:01:05,958 I have ever had in my entire life. 914 01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:11,171 You can actually taste the vanilla beans that these-- 915 01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:14,800 I don't like the coffee. 916 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:18,303 Rick, check it, the doctor is in! 917 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,305 It's show time, baby, come on! 918 01:01:20,347 --> 01:01:24,268 So, you girls like Porsches? 919 01:01:24,309 --> 01:01:26,520 Later. 920 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:27,896 Let's kick his ass! 921 01:01:27,938 --> 01:01:29,481 No, let's handle ourselves like adults. 922 01:01:29,523 --> 01:01:30,816 Be mature about this. 923 01:01:30,858 --> 01:01:33,986 Adults kick other adults' asses all the time. 924 01:01:41,326 --> 01:01:43,161 Rick, this is Barry. 925 01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:45,372 What's up, Rick? Hey, guys. 926 01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:49,376 Just give me a second here. 927 01:01:57,593 --> 01:02:01,305 I'm having second thoughts about kicking this guy's ass. 928 01:02:01,346 --> 01:02:03,182 God. 929 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:06,894 First floor, Alaska. 930 01:02:06,935 --> 01:02:09,730 What's up, guys? It's great to finally meet you. 931 01:02:09,771 --> 01:02:11,565 Anna has told me a lot about you. 932 01:02:11,565 --> 01:02:14,234 Who's the jacuzzi Casanova? 933 01:02:14,276 --> 01:02:16,653 That's him right there! 934 01:02:16,695 --> 01:02:18,614 They call him that... 935 01:02:18,655 --> 01:02:23,619 'cause he had himself up in it, you know, lovin' it strong. 936 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,246 -Thank you, Stumpy. -No problem! 937 01:02:26,288 --> 01:02:27,956 Take these twice a day... 938 01:02:27,998 --> 01:02:30,250 and you will be back at the plate in no time. 939 01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:31,877 Will these make it bigger? 940 01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:34,254 That'd be nice. 941 01:02:34,296 --> 01:02:39,051 So, are you, like, a crippled guy? 942 01:02:39,092 --> 01:02:42,888 No. I'm just a really lazy guy. 943 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:45,682 It happened at the X Games a couple of years ago. 944 01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:47,768 Piled into a fence. Pretty messy. 945 01:02:47,809 --> 01:02:49,561 They show the clip on ESPN all the time. 946 01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:53,565 In the intro for "Sports Bloopers"? 947 01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:56,109 -You're that dude? -I'm that dude. 948 01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:59,238 It's a pleasure to meet you. I wipe out all the time. 949 01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:00,572 Ever since I was a little kid... 950 01:03:00,614 --> 01:03:02,324 I wanted to be either a doctor or a blooper... 951 01:03:02,366 --> 01:03:06,119 so it's basically win-win for me except now I can't feel my legs. 952 01:03:06,161 --> 01:03:09,122 Pig Pen, what are you doing? 953 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,666 He doesn't feel that. 954 01:03:10,707 --> 01:03:12,459 So, anyway, what the hell does a guy gotta do... 955 01:03:12,501 --> 01:03:14,086 to get a drink in this town? 956 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:16,129 Actually, I'll catch up to you guys later. 957 01:03:16,171 --> 01:03:18,841 I have to--nice to meet you. 958 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:21,593 Used to be my bar, but they kind of took it away. 959 01:03:21,635 --> 01:03:23,762 They got wine, if you want wine. 960 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,389 What? 961 01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:42,781 Staff room, right now, or so help me, I will get my-- 962 01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:44,449 You don't even have to say it, Eric. I know. 963 01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,118 Come on. Let's move. 964 01:03:48,787 --> 01:03:52,124 Got a little surprise for you boys. 965 01:03:58,422 --> 01:04:01,967 Anthony, Luke, Pierre... 966 01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:05,053 Pierre? Your name's Pierre? 967 01:04:05,095 --> 01:04:07,139 Majors is really pissed. 968 01:04:07,181 --> 01:04:08,932 He thinks you're all totally incompetent. 969 01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:12,644 He's given me no choice. You're fired. 970 01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:14,813 Effective immediately. I'm sorry. 971 01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:17,024 I really am. I've nothing against you... 972 01:04:17,065 --> 01:04:21,153 but it's either this, or he won't buy the mountain. 973 01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:23,447 Muntz! How can you do this? 974 01:04:23,447 --> 01:04:26,325 I mean, this is all that we have. 975 01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:29,494 What's Pierre gonna do? He's very stupid. 976 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:31,288 And you're gonna side with Majors... 977 01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,166 who calls you a retard to your face? 978 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:37,461 We say stuff like that, too, but not to your face. 979 01:04:37,461 --> 01:04:40,464 And you know why? We're your friends. 980 01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:42,508 You guys brought this on yourselves. 981 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:44,593 The hot tub, the drug test-- 982 01:04:44,635 --> 01:04:47,095 you're disrupting the whole town. 983 01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:54,561 Now...you didn't help me out, and now I can't help you out. 984 01:04:54,603 --> 01:04:56,396 I'm sorry. 985 01:04:56,438 --> 01:04:59,066 Knock, knock. 986 01:05:00,317 --> 01:05:03,820 Hey there, Rick. Welcome to the winning team. 987 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:07,699 Got you a little gift. I'll see you out there. 988 01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:09,159 Hey, thanks a lot. 989 01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:16,708 "Hey there, Rick. Welcome to the winning team. 990 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,545 "Got you a little gift. I'll see you out there." 991 01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:32,766 Those bastards. 992 01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:40,566 We rule. 993 01:05:42,526 --> 01:05:45,779 I'm sorry, guys. My dad can be a jerk, I know... 994 01:05:45,821 --> 01:05:47,948 but it's not like you get to pick your parents. 995 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,378 Needed burnin'. 996 01:06:01,378 --> 01:06:03,964 What are we gonna do now? 997 01:06:04,006 --> 01:06:06,758 I'm not good at anything else. 998 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,220 Not that I was good at this, whatever this whole thing was... 999 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:12,306 but at least it was familiar to me. 1000 01:06:12,347 --> 01:06:14,349 I can fly you guys down to Anchorage if you want. 1001 01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:16,643 You guys can get rides from there to wherever. 1002 01:06:16,685 --> 01:06:18,437 Look, if worse comes to worse... 1003 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,981 we can always get jobs on an oil rig. 1004 01:06:21,023 --> 01:06:24,735 Our uncle works on one in Nome, and we'd be great at that. 1005 01:06:24,776 --> 01:06:26,320 Pig Pen, you're on fire. 1006 01:06:29,698 --> 01:06:32,618 Guys on oil rigs get laid a lot, right? 1007 01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:33,827 On their occasional break... 1008 01:06:33,869 --> 01:06:37,372 from their 1 9-hour work day in the freezing sleet... 1009 01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:38,999 yeah, they get laid all the time, Pig Pen. 1010 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:40,792 All right, I'm down. 1011 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:42,252 I'm in. 1012 01:06:42,294 --> 01:06:44,838 We should go and say good-bye to Rick. 1013 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,840 He knows that we're leaving... 1014 01:06:46,882 --> 01:06:48,258 then he's gonna throw it all away. 1015 01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:51,011 So...we have to do the honorable thing... 1016 01:06:51,053 --> 01:06:53,514 and steal a few street signs... 1017 01:06:53,514 --> 01:06:55,307 and leave town with our tail between our legs. 1018 01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:59,353 Oh, my God, guys. 1019 01:06:59,394 --> 01:07:01,522 What's wrong with you? 1020 01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:04,525 I don't know where to start. 1021 01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:07,444 Ever since they took my bar away from me... 1022 01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:09,947 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 1023 01:07:09,988 --> 01:07:12,908 A lot of drinking and a lot of thinking. 1024 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:16,828 A lot of thinking about why I act the way I do. 1025 01:07:16,828 --> 01:07:20,749 Why I feel the need to have countless sexual conquests... 1026 01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,459 one after the other... 1027 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:26,296 and I think it's due to the fact that I'm... 1028 01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:29,967 I don't know how to say this. I'm... 1029 01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:31,343 Gay? 1030 01:07:31,385 --> 01:07:33,387 What? 1031 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:35,180 Gay? 1032 01:07:37,474 --> 01:07:39,184 Come on, guys! 1033 01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:41,687 Mr. October batting for the other team? 1034 01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:44,022 Lance, everybody knows. Nobody cares. 1035 01:07:44,064 --> 01:07:46,733 It's OK. You know? I mean... 1036 01:07:46,775 --> 01:07:51,113 if you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy. 1037 01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:54,116 Really. 1038 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:05,377 Come on. 1039 01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:11,008 I was just gonna say that I was adopted, but... 1040 01:08:11,049 --> 01:08:13,594 since we're having this conversation... 1041 01:08:20,017 --> 01:08:23,145 Hey, Rick, lookin' good. Money suits you. 1042 01:08:23,187 --> 01:08:25,189 Thanks, Mr. Majors. 1043 01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,940 Mr. Majors? What happened to John? 1044 01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:29,651 After all, you're practically family now. 1045 01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:32,487 And not that bogus Majors Resort "family"... 1046 01:08:32,529 --> 01:08:35,365 that I tell the minimum wagers they're in, either. 1047 01:08:35,407 --> 01:08:36,867 Where are all my friends? 1048 01:08:36,909 --> 01:08:40,287 They're gone, Rick. Business 1 01. 1049 01:08:40,329 --> 01:08:41,914 Listen, I was doing you a favor. 1050 01:08:41,955 --> 01:08:44,583 See, those guys are just dead weight. 1051 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,960 Now you can run this place to your full potential. 1052 01:08:47,002 --> 01:08:50,797 You'll make a boatload. Maybe you'll marry my daughter. 1053 01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:53,091 I got work to do. 1054 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:55,010 Get that statue out of here! 1055 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,762 This thing weighs a ton! 1056 01:08:56,803 --> 01:08:59,806 Who is this guy? 1057 01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,433 What the... 1058 01:09:03,936 --> 01:09:08,357 Bull Mountain! Don't go changin'! 1059 01:09:08,398 --> 01:09:11,026 Get that sign straight, guys! 1060 01:09:19,201 --> 01:09:20,619 I quit! 1061 01:09:23,497 --> 01:09:25,999 That's a $300 hat, bitch! 1062 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,963 I can't believe I was so stupid! 1063 01:09:31,004 --> 01:09:34,216 Rick! Jeez, I've been looking everywhere for you. 1064 01:09:34,258 --> 01:09:36,677 Barry is flying the guys to Anchorage. 1065 01:09:36,677 --> 01:09:39,471 -What do you mean? -They're leaving, Rick. Come on. 1066 01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:49,147 I've always wanted to be a flight attendant. 1067 01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,357 You showing a movie today? 1068 01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:51,817 It's not "Alive," is it? 1069 01:09:57,739 --> 01:09:59,449 You guys are just gonna leave? 1070 01:09:59,491 --> 01:10:01,159 You can come with us if you want to. 1071 01:10:03,829 --> 01:10:05,205 You're not gonna throw your life down the tubes... 1072 01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:06,748 just 'cause we're incompetent. 1073 01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,000 You were born to run this mountain. 1074 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:10,460 This is what you want to do. You're staying, period. 1075 01:10:10,502 --> 01:10:13,505 I appreciate that, I really do, but I just quit. 1076 01:10:13,547 --> 01:10:16,842 In that case, hop on. 1077 01:10:16,884 --> 01:10:19,344 We got plenty of room for you if we throw out one of the kegs. 1078 01:10:19,344 --> 01:10:20,846 You can't leave. 1079 01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:24,099 Bull Mountain is not just our job, it's our home. 1080 01:10:24,141 --> 01:10:26,935 Not really. You've seen what they've done to the place. 1081 01:10:26,977 --> 01:10:28,854 We're not the locals anymore-- they are. 1082 01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:31,148 Snownook's not our town, Rick. 1083 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:33,775 Bull Mountain, that was our town. 1084 01:10:33,817 --> 01:10:35,861 Technically, it belonged to the Eskimos... 1085 01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:37,279 but we stole it fair and square. 1086 01:10:37,321 --> 01:10:40,282 They're right, Rick. Bull Mountain's gone. 1087 01:10:40,282 --> 01:10:42,117 They even tore down the statue of Papa Muntz. 1088 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:43,911 What? 1089 01:10:47,122 --> 01:10:50,459 You guys remember Papa Muntz's last toast... 1090 01:10:50,501 --> 01:10:51,752 right before he died? 1091 01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:53,754 No. Remind me. 1092 01:10:53,795 --> 01:10:56,507 He held up his beer, he looked at the mountain that he loves... 1093 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,300 and he said, "Don't go changin'." 1094 01:10:58,342 --> 01:11:00,636 His last words were from a Billy Joel song? 1095 01:11:00,677 --> 01:11:01,887 "Don't go changin'." 1096 01:11:01,887 --> 01:11:03,013 Bull Mountain is our home... 1097 01:11:03,055 --> 01:11:04,640 and I say, let's do somethin' about it. 1098 01:11:04,681 --> 01:11:06,725 It's our home! 1099 01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:09,102 -Let's do somethin'! -It is our town! 1100 01:11:10,646 --> 01:11:12,564 You got a plan? 1101 01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:15,442 I'm in. 1102 01:11:15,484 --> 01:11:16,610 -Me, too. -Same here. 1103 01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:18,403 Let's do it. 1104 01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:20,322 -Let's do it. Come on. -Unpack your bags. 1105 01:11:20,364 --> 01:11:23,283 I'm down, but if we're stayin'... 1106 01:11:23,325 --> 01:11:26,703 I've got some unfinished business to take care of! 1107 01:11:47,266 --> 01:11:51,019 I've never been a man of words... 1108 01:11:51,061 --> 01:11:54,857 but there's something that I have to say to you. 1109 01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:59,862 Inga, I've loved you from the first time that I saw you... 1110 01:11:59,903 --> 01:12:03,907 and I love you more than any man's ever loved a woman... 1111 01:12:03,949 --> 01:12:08,579 that he's never actually spoken to. 1112 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:11,707 I'm only gonna offer this once. 1113 01:12:11,748 --> 01:12:15,502 Inga, will you... 1114 01:12:15,544 --> 01:12:18,005 have sex with me? 1115 01:12:23,427 --> 01:12:27,848 Nothing would piss off my schtepfather more. 1116 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:31,518 Let's do this. 1117 01:12:32,811 --> 01:12:34,771 All right, guys, you know what to do. 1118 01:12:34,813 --> 01:12:37,983 It's time to destroy this little celebration! 1119 01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:54,625 Let's go. Come on, guys. All right. 1120 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:56,502 Anthony, come on. What are you doing? 1121 01:12:56,543 --> 01:12:57,711 What? 1122 01:12:57,753 --> 01:12:59,713 It's time to get back on that board, man. 1123 01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:08,388 Welcome, friends and investors. 1124 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:11,350 We may be 1 0,000 feet above sea level... 1125 01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:14,561 but this is the ground floor you're gettin' in on today. 1126 01:13:14,603 --> 01:13:17,564 The ground floor of a dream. 1127 01:13:17,606 --> 01:13:20,025 Now, with my signature and your money... 1128 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:21,818 we can make this dream come true. 1129 01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:24,947 Yes, sir. The future is ours. 1130 01:13:24,988 --> 01:13:26,490 Just one beautiful... 1131 01:13:26,532 --> 01:13:29,493 state-of-the-art gondola ride away. Hit it! 1132 01:13:41,046 --> 01:13:43,507 I thought I fired your ass! 1133 01:13:44,633 --> 01:13:46,969 Inga, get your clothes on! 1134 01:13:48,512 --> 01:13:50,389 You're just like your mother. 1135 01:13:51,807 --> 01:13:54,726 Guys, if this is gonna be it, let's make it count. 1136 01:13:56,353 --> 01:14:00,023 Stay low, don't hit any kids, and most of all... 1137 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:01,483 -don't sit down. -Why not? 1138 01:14:01,525 --> 01:14:03,569 'Cause we're doin' this Papa Muntz style, baby. 1139 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:05,571 Get' em off! 1140 01:14:07,197 --> 01:14:09,283 Come on, get 'em off! 1141 01:14:09,324 --> 01:14:11,243 Luke, if you would do the honors, please. 1142 01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:14,538 Everybody, pants at half-mast. 1143 01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:19,251 Let's put Papa Muntz back where he belongs. 1144 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:23,338 All right, then. One...two...three! 1145 01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:27,759 Four... 1146 01:14:27,801 --> 01:14:30,095 five... 1147 01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:32,806 Sorry about that, folks. 1148 01:14:32,848 --> 01:14:35,267 I assure you everything's completely under control. 1149 01:14:36,852 --> 01:14:39,021 Everything's just fine! 1150 01:14:39,062 --> 01:14:40,606 Duck! 1151 01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:44,610 What the hell is Captain Cripple doing here? 1152 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:45,944 What? 1153 01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:50,824 Honey-- 1154 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,326 Lock her in the Humvee till he's gone. 1155 01:14:52,367 --> 01:14:53,952 Nineteen. 1156 01:14:53,994 --> 01:14:55,537 Twenty. 1157 01:14:55,579 --> 01:14:57,664 Come on, baby. Twenty-one. 1158 01:14:57,706 --> 01:14:58,832 Don't touch me! 1159 01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:01,084 You better learn some manners, little lady. 1160 01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:02,669 Get in! 1161 01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:06,006 -So, what's up? -Guard duty. 1162 01:15:06,048 --> 01:15:07,216 Nice! 1163 01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:20,771 Everything is fine! 1164 01:15:36,328 --> 01:15:37,746 Hey, man, don't fret! 1165 01:15:42,042 --> 01:15:43,877 Afternoon, everybody. 1166 01:15:44,962 --> 01:15:47,965 Rick, you ungrateful jerk! 1167 01:15:50,634 --> 01:15:52,886 Get out of my way! 1168 01:15:58,141 --> 01:15:59,935 Stop! Thief! 1169 01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,144 Hey, stop those guys! 1170 01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:03,063 Get those guys out of here! Bunch of losers! 1171 01:16:10,153 --> 01:16:11,655 What the hell's he doin' up there? 1172 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,907 Wait! 1173 01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:23,709 Shit! 1174 01:16:26,253 --> 01:16:28,213 How's that for irony? 1175 01:16:31,425 --> 01:16:33,468 Come on! 1176 01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:40,851 I'm your father. 1177 01:16:40,893 --> 01:16:42,352 OK. Whatever. 1178 01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:43,937 Go! Get out of here! 1179 01:16:48,650 --> 01:16:52,070 All right. At my signal... 1180 01:16:52,112 --> 01:16:53,864 unleash hell. 1181 01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:56,909 Wait! Don't leave! 1182 01:16:56,950 --> 01:16:59,119 So there's a few bad apples! 1183 01:16:59,161 --> 01:17:01,914 So my daughter's a whore! This is a hell of a deal! 1184 01:17:06,668 --> 01:17:08,837 Hey, come on, kids. 1185 01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:11,256 Let's--play safe, all right? 1186 01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:17,137 Was that a bottle? 1187 01:17:29,816 --> 01:17:32,319 -Want to go for a ride? -Where are we going? 1188 01:17:32,361 --> 01:17:33,695 We're getting out of here. 1189 01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,324 Hang on. 1190 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:42,913 You want me? Here I come! 1191 01:17:48,752 --> 01:17:51,088 Papa... 1192 01:17:51,129 --> 01:17:55,467 you will be restored to your rightful place. 1193 01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:12,985 Why did you take me around this way? 1194 01:18:13,026 --> 01:18:14,862 Because you're getting on that plane. 1195 01:18:14,903 --> 01:18:16,989 -I don't understand. -Come on. 1196 01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:20,033 I'm gonna stay here, so your dad doesn't know where you went. 1197 01:18:20,033 --> 01:18:21,994 Wait! Last night you said-- 1198 01:18:22,035 --> 01:18:24,538 Look, last night we both said a lot of things. 1199 01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:27,207 Some of 'em were true, most of them weren't... 1200 01:18:27,249 --> 01:18:30,169 but I thought about it, and it all adds up to one thing-- 1201 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:33,839 you're gettin' on that plane where you belong--with Barry. 1202 01:18:35,090 --> 01:18:38,260 Look, we'll always have Pedro O'Horny's, right? 1203 01:18:39,761 --> 01:18:41,013 We'd lost that until you came here. 1204 01:18:57,446 --> 01:18:58,614 Go. 1205 01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:01,325 Thank you, Rick. 1206 01:19:37,319 --> 01:19:39,780 Think this is funny, retard? 1207 01:19:41,323 --> 01:19:43,283 Damn, what was that? 1208 01:19:43,325 --> 01:19:46,286 Is it me, or do you even fight like a retard? 1209 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:49,373 Do it! Call me retard one more time! 1210 01:19:49,414 --> 01:19:50,916 -Retard! -I hate you! 1211 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:57,548 Oh, you can't get to heaven on rollerskates 1212 01:19:57,589 --> 01:19:59,800 'Cause you'll roll right past... 1213 01:20:04,346 --> 01:20:05,848 Ride, Papa! 1214 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:12,020 You big lug! 1215 01:20:16,525 --> 01:20:18,318 This is how you repay me? 1216 01:20:18,318 --> 01:20:19,820 What the hell you got to say for yourself? 1217 01:20:19,862 --> 01:20:21,238 I've got one thing to say to you. 1218 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,866 Get off our mountain, asshole! 1219 01:20:26,618 --> 01:20:28,287 All right, fine. You win. I'll go. 1220 01:20:29,288 --> 01:20:31,248 But first, I'm gonna whomp your ass! 1221 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:33,333 Bring it on, big man! 1222 01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:41,967 Papa Muntz! 1223 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,848 Damn! What the hell was that? 1224 01:20:47,890 --> 01:20:49,308 That was my dad! 1225 01:20:49,349 --> 01:20:51,226 Look out! Watch out! 1226 01:20:55,105 --> 01:20:56,315 Stop! 1227 01:20:57,983 --> 01:20:59,401 Help! 1228 01:21:06,033 --> 01:21:07,618 Let me go! 1229 01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:13,498 Help me! 1230 01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:18,170 Stop! 1231 01:21:19,713 --> 01:21:21,006 Where's Anna? 1232 01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:29,932 Where's your boot? 1233 01:21:32,768 --> 01:21:35,395 Let's get a drink. Come on. 1234 01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:41,401 Nice work, Lance. 1235 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:42,903 Hey, fellas! 1236 01:21:42,945 --> 01:21:44,488 Check it out! 1237 01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:46,365 Isn't that Anthony? 1238 01:21:54,831 --> 01:21:56,750 Speech! 1239 01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:02,422 Hot sluts with tits. 1240 01:22:02,464 --> 01:22:04,842 Lance, you don't have to do that anymore, buddy. 1241 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,552 Oh, sorry. 1242 01:22:06,593 --> 01:22:08,971 Old habits die hard. 1243 01:22:08,971 --> 01:22:10,138 I love men! 1244 01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:11,557 Lance, you don't have to do that, either. 1245 01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:12,724 Who wants me? 1246 01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:17,896 Help! Retard? Short Stack? Anybody? 1247 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,285 Man, you must be proud, huh? 1248 01:22:33,704 --> 01:22:36,540 -So, do you ever miss her? -Who? 1249 01:22:36,582 --> 01:22:39,126 That is the right answer. 1250 01:22:40,502 --> 01:22:42,921 So... 1251 01:22:42,963 --> 01:22:44,840 you want to get a drink with me later? 1252 01:22:44,882 --> 01:22:48,844 You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Ricky. 1253 01:22:55,726 --> 01:22:58,020 You know, things worked out... 1254 01:22:58,061 --> 01:23:02,065 pretty well for our friends up here on Bull Mountain. 1255 01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:03,358 Rick and Jenny? 1256 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:07,362 Yeah, they got together, and then some! 1257 01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:09,364 Two sweet kids like that... 1258 01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:12,034 they could do mighty well by one another. 1259 01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:15,829 Anybody who ever tells you that money won't buy you love-- 1260 01:23:15,871 --> 01:23:18,248 hell, they ain't ever been to Reno. 1261 01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:19,875 I was at the buffet table. 1262 01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:22,794 This gal comes up to me, and I flash them dimes... 1263 01:23:22,836 --> 01:23:25,380 and we went right up to her hotel room-- 1264 01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:27,216 well, it was a car. 1265 01:23:27,257 --> 01:23:29,259 This is the good one. 1266 01:23:37,559 --> 01:23:39,686 You're pretty good on that thing, son. 1267 01:23:39,728 --> 01:23:41,146 I'm a genius. 1268 01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:50,948 Actually, he was Mr. Mankowicz, but you can call me... 1269 01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:54,201 Set! 1270 01:23:54,243 --> 01:23:56,537 Who is under my table? 1271 01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:59,289 Who put a farting machine under my table? 1272 01:24:02,251 --> 01:24:04,378 This uniform makes my nuts rageous. 1273 01:24:04,419 --> 01:24:07,005 This uniform's really cramping my Hardy Boys. 1274 01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:08,215 It's no mystery. 1275 01:24:08,257 --> 01:24:10,592 This outfit is suffocating my... 1276 01:24:10,634 --> 01:24:13,220 Lance, can I get a drink for... 1277 01:24:19,643 --> 01:24:22,145 Cut! 1278 01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:35,826 Are we still makin' this movie? 1279 01:24:35,868 --> 01:24:37,911 Are we done with this crap? 1280 01:25:10,986 --> 01:25:13,739 When this country went off the gold standard-- 1281 01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:17,701 Your paper is paper, nothin' more than paper... 1282 01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:20,120 and if you don't believe me, by God... 1283 01:25:20,162 --> 01:25:22,206 you go talk to Alan Greenspan! 1284 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:25,584 I swear to God, he's runnin' this country!