1 00:01:18,471 --> 00:01:20,758 Hustle up, guys. You've got to get that defector 2 00:01:20,871 --> 00:01:22,919 and get the hell out of there. No delays. 3 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:30,838 Hey, Mouse, are you ready with that 18-year-old aim? 4 00:01:31,231 --> 00:01:32,642 I'm on it, sir. 5 00:01:51,871 --> 00:01:52,952 Move. Let's go. 6 00:01:59,511 --> 00:02:01,832 All right, come on. Where is this guy at? 7 00:02:02,271 --> 00:02:04,592 Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. 8 00:02:12,071 --> 00:02:14,438 All right, Mouse. Give us that diversion. 9 00:02:18,871 --> 00:02:19,838 Let's move. 10 00:02:20,111 --> 00:02:21,522 Flint, stay put. 11 00:02:38,271 --> 00:02:39,921 Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly? 12 00:02:40,311 --> 00:02:41,676 Not from their backs, they don't. 13 00:02:41,951 --> 00:02:43,191 It's just... 14 00:02:43,391 --> 00:02:45,553 Flint, let's go. Flint? 15 00:02:45,911 --> 00:02:47,242 What the hell are you doing? 16 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:48,757 Just marking our territory, sir. 17 00:02:49,271 --> 00:02:51,319 Private Gaines, if you see Flint, shoot him. 18 00:02:51,511 --> 00:02:52,558 With pleasure. 19 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,472 Defector in hand. En route to pickup. Come on. 20 00:03:03,111 --> 00:03:04,192 I don't see him, do you? 21 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:08,202 Flint, get your ass back to the team. 22 00:03:08,311 --> 00:03:09,642 We are on the move. 23 00:03:11,431 --> 00:03:14,037 You ain't gonna believe this, Roadblock. 24 00:03:20,231 --> 00:03:21,198 Mother... 25 00:03:29,311 --> 00:03:31,200 Since the end of the Nanomite wars, 26 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:34,873 Captain Duke Hauser now leads Joe Tactical Operations. 27 00:03:35,311 --> 00:03:38,440 Under Duke's command are Roadblock, 28 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:40,757 Lady JaYe» 29 00:03:42,191 --> 00:03:43,431 Ffin f 30 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:45,842 and Snake Eyes. 31 00:03:48,151 --> 00:03:51,121 The ruthless terrorist known as Cobra Commander, 32 00:03:52,311 --> 00:03:53,722 and Destro 33 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,514 have been captured by the G.l. Joes 34 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:59,111 and placed in a maximum security prison. 35 00:03:59,991 --> 00:04:02,801 But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow 36 00:04:03,471 --> 00:04:05,553 and Zartan, remain at large. 37 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,640 The unit and the world 38 00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:11,313 remain on high alert following Cobra Commander's final vow. 39 00:04:14,391 --> 00:04:15,392 Retaliation. 40 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,673 Contact front! Contact front! 41 00:04:19,111 --> 00:04:22,274 Heavy enemy fire! I need you to bring them up the line. Bring them up the line. 42 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:23,678 Check that, Block, but I can't, man. 43 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:24,758 I'm taking rounds back here. 44 00:04:24,871 --> 00:04:25,952 I need you! I need you now! 45 00:04:26,071 --> 00:04:28,119 Air strike! Call in an air strike! 46 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,353 Wait. How do you call in an air strike? 47 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:31,637 - Jesus! - Can I bring... 48 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:33,873 What about one of those, like, care package thingies? 49 00:04:33,991 --> 00:04:36,517 I'm bleeding out and I need you to sprint. 50 00:04:36,951 --> 00:04:39,158 Can you use a care package thingy? I can bring you one. 51 00:04:39,271 --> 00:04:40,841 A care package thingy? 52 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:42,680 Who is shooting me? What is... 53 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:45,160 I'm bleeding out right there and you're... 54 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:49,792 Are you spinning? 55 00:04:49,951 --> 00:04:51,077 You got to cover 360. 56 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:52,238 You're spinning. 57 00:04:52,471 --> 00:04:54,838 How could you be so good at combat? You stink at this. 58 00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:56,880 I think you need to relax. I believe I outrank you, 59 00:04:57,111 --> 00:04:58,522 -last time I checked. - Not in my house, you don't. 60 00:05:00,311 --> 00:05:01,312 All right. Taking fire! 61 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:03,639 Enemy fire! Time out! Enemy fire! 62 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,637 Enemy contact! 63 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:08,594 Uncle Duke, you have big ears. 64 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,719 You got a big head. Come here! 65 00:05:12,071 --> 00:05:13,516 Returning fire! What's up, now? 66 00:05:15,071 --> 00:05:16,038 Returning fire! 67 00:05:16,311 --> 00:05:17,995 You can't scream your way out of this one! 68 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,391 Yeah, requesting assistance, brother Block! 69 00:05:19,591 --> 00:05:21,002 Pinned down, brother Duke. Pinned down. 70 00:05:21,271 --> 00:05:23,717 That's all right. I got my boy here. Demon dog! 71 00:05:27,671 --> 00:05:29,958 Grandma, help us! We need backup! 72 00:05:31,671 --> 00:05:34,595 Not the first time you sent a girl running out of the room screaming. 73 00:05:35,351 --> 00:05:38,355 Not the first time I sent two girls screaming from a room. 74 00:05:39,551 --> 00:05:40,837 Dude, completely inappropriate. 75 00:05:41,511 --> 00:05:43,195 - I'm just saying. - Completely. 76 00:05:43,591 --> 00:05:44,831 Violence continues across Pakistan 77 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:46,112 in the capital of Islamabad 78 00:05:46,231 --> 00:05:47,676 following the assassination of President... 79 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:49,435 The future of the country and control of its 80 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:51,280 nuclear arsenal appear to be up in the air 81 00:05:51,391 --> 00:05:53,200 as the vacuum created by the killing remains. 82 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,407 The Pakistani President may in fact be dead, 83 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,887 but Pakistan remains an ally. 84 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,287 And a sovereign nation. 85 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,081 Was. 86 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,647 Right now, they're a riot with a zip code. 87 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,481 Sir, every minute we spend debating this, 88 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,364 there are live nuclear warheads 89 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,130 that sit amidst the chaos. 90 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,164 We can't let our enemies get those warheads first. 91 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,250 Recommendations? 92 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,287 Go in. 93 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,840 Now. 94 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,045 Wait and see. 95 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,208 History rewards the bold. 96 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,524 I'm not going to be the man who waited and saw. 97 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,009 Get me the G.l. Joes. 98 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,966 Star One Flight commander separating for drop. 99 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,770 All right, listen up! 100 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,082 That nuke cannot have gone far. Once we have it, 101 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,488 we will disarm it en route to the L.Z.! 102 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,450 We have its location narrowed down 103 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,767 to somewhere in this missile assembly building. 104 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,769 We'll go in on the roof, and fan out from there. 105 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,129 Flint, Jaye, if any support is needed, you'll reinforce 106 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,446 as Roadblock leads the ground team. 107 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,042 Hell, yeah. 108 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,400 Hey, Mouse. 109 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,844 On my first drop I popped a live round into my mouth. 110 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,691 Keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot. 111 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,650 - Delicious. - Attaboy. 112 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,286 Jaye, what are we up against? 113 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,090 Insurgents are armed with Kalashnikovs, 114 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,611 SVD Dragunovs and Type 50s. 115 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,441 Cold War stuff. 116 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,689 But don't relax, boys, still put holes in you. 117 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,331 Whoa! What have you got there? 118 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:40,690 P-dub 381 black Tempest, just out of the box. Rounds. 119 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,929 Quarter speed, remote controlled. 120 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,120 When did we get these? 121 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,528 We didn't. We did. 122 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,450 Distinguished Marksmen. 123 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,569 - Let me see. - Don't touch. 124 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,930 Girls with guns. 125 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,409 Approaching target. Ten-hut! Make ready! 126 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,681 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 127 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,849 Anyone else missing Snake Eyes? 128 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,724 I trained with Snake for six years. 129 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,524 If he ain't here, he's got good reason. 130 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,803 Arch-Angel, go for drop. 131 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,928 Brother Block, as always, 132 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,486 would you mind leading us in a few words, please, sir? 133 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,365 In the immortal words of Jay-Z, 134 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,843 "Whatever deity may guide my life, 135 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,244 "dear Lord, don't let me die tonight. 136 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,728 "But if I shall, before I wake, 137 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,650 "I accept my fate." 138 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,527 Hell, yeah? 139 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,131 Hell, yeah! 140 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,480 Hell, yeah. 141 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,001 Equipment check! 142 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,281 - Check! - Check! 143 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,891 - Check! - Check! 144 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,050 - Check! - Check! 145 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,561 - Check! - Drive it like you stole it! 146 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,485 As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase. 147 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,040 - Hoo-ah! - Hoo-ah! 148 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,960 Alpha, Bravo, radio check. 149 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,327 COPY- 150 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,968 Go in ghost till first contact. 151 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,561 - Three and six on the floor. -Copy that. 152 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,685 Team two, expect heavy contact. Bring the rain! 153 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,720 Move out! 154 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,680 Team three headed upstairs. 155 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,762 Level 2 secure. Moving to level 3. 156 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,241 - I owe you one, Mouse. - Clear! 157 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,401 All right! I got eyes on the nuke! 158 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,409 Say again, I got eyes on the nuke! 159 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,485 But I'm taking heavy fire! 160 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,330 Sit tight! I'm taking a detour! 161 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,680 Negative, Flint! Stick with the plan! 162 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,127 Tangos down! 163 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,771 Go, go, go'.! 164 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,441 Flint, status! 165 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,727 Clear! 166 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,240 Weapons secured! 167 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,322 - Equipment pack-up on {eve} four! -Set! 168 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,090 Clutch, station the transport vehicle! Move! 169 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,126 All teams, rally to transpo, immediately. 170 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,889 Insurgents closing in, sir! 171 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,329 Team two secure. No losses. 172 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,568 - Contact headquarters. -I'm on that. 173 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,330 Mount up! Let's exfil. 174 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,090 - Run way secure- -Let's mount up! 175 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,690 Nuke's disabled. 176 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,565 Long-range transportation and wheels down at 1900 hours. 177 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,170 Home in time for Top Chef. 178 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,771 Good job, Tiny Tim. 179 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,689 All that Wii Combat Shooter finally paying off, sir. 180 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,161 - How you doing, sir? - Good. 181 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,611 All Joes present and accounted for. 182 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,642 Sit rep? 183 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,569 Rendered safe and ready for transport, sir. 184 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,128 Square this one away and go get a beer. 185 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,401 Sounds good. 186 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,084 Sir, the nukes have been recovered and disabled. 187 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,647 All Joe missions successful. 188 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,969 Only minor injuries to report, sir. 189 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,164 Transport crews are prepping the L.Z. for evac at 0200 hours. 190 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,327 Great job, Captain. 191 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,568 We're modifying your extraction plan back here. 192 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,886 Sit tight. 193 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,849 Let's go, Rivera, let's go. 194 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,360 Let me get this straight. 195 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,290 One whole weekend, 196 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,129 you looking after my little girls. 197 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,651 Look, I love your kids. I do. 198 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,009 But they live to terrorise me. You trained them well. 199 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,001 And if you win? 200 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,009 You have to take your next promotion. 201 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,247 You pull a trigger, I pull a trigger. 202 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,764 I don't know if I'm gonna trust a pastry from a gumbo chef. 203 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,770 Think about the wind. 204 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,886 Four knots? Left to right. 205 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,167 Humidity, I say, is about 62%. 206 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,004 You gonna feed me the barometric pressure, too? 207 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,646 That's on the rise. Like your panties. 208 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,484 You love my panties. 209 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,644 That's an interesting choice of a joke. 210 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,205 Of all the things you could say... 211 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,528 -"You love my panties"? - Are you gonna shut up? 212 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,687 - What does that mean? - You gonna shut up? 213 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,606 - I'm looking out for you. - I'm trying to do something. 214 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,449 - I just don't... - Shut up, just shut up. 215 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,887 - I'm just saying. - Just shut up. 216 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,010 How's your head rate? 217 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,929 That is not gonna count. 218 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,769 I get to go again because you talked. 219 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,964 You pulled a trigger. Now I pull a trigger. 220 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,046 No, we're not doing that. 221 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,247 That is not gonna count. 222 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,327 Cheater. 223 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,244 I bought my little girls a karaoke machine 224 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,404 and they love singing on it, all night long. 225 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,450 There's no bedtime curfew, so they're going to be up all night. 226 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,766 Make sure you bring your earplugs. 227 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,169 - C'mon, best two out of three. - No. 228 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,327 Best two out of three. That didn't count. 229 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,851 You didn't tell me about the karaoke machine. 230 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,440 Zandar. 231 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,131 Mr President. 232 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,963 I brought you some news. 233 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,241 The G.l. Joes are about to be out of the picture. 234 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,089 And by "out of the picture," I mean 235 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,881 alive on earth. 236 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,284 Got a little too close to Mount Olympus. 237 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,559 Had to strike them down. 238 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,368 Had to strike them down. 239 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,771 They'll find you out, Zartan. 240 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,407 No. No, I don't think so. 241 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,009 That's the beauty of Nanomites. 242 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,930 Here, take a look. 243 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,447 Flawless microtechnology. 244 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,040 You're insane. 245 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,368 Recess over. Sit him down. 246 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,686 You know, they say this is a thankless job. 247 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,364 But yesterday I hung out with Bono. 248 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,208 My new Secret Service, 249 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,129 they want to burn the Constitution. 250 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,641 Literally. 251 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,923 Do you know my favourite bit? I get to blow stuff up. 252 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,689 I bet that endears you to the people. 253 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,121 Well, that's the thing. 254 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,607 Your approval ratings climbed nine points. 255 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,203 Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you, 256 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,810 but acts like me. 257 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,406 I'm the quicker blower-upper, baby. 258 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,889 Only one drawback. 259 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,249 The little wifey-pooh? 260 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,600 If you touch my family... 261 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,210 I'm yanking your chain. 262 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,529 Two long terms of you, 263 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,408 just a few shod months of me. 264 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,887 So let's not waste the time I got left. 265 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,202 Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander, and Destro? 266 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,928 Is this where I ask you, what do you have planned? 267 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,770 Why does anyone want to be President? 268 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,925 Everybody wants to rule the world. 269 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,724 All squads, gear up and clear the L.Z. 270 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,765 Prepare for extraction. 271 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,201 Extraction? What are we, teeth? 272 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,927 - Reach H.Q.? - No, I got nothing. 273 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,807 - Go up high. - Roger, Sarge. 274 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,721 Block. 275 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,121 All our men accounted for. Not a single drop of blood. 276 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,287 - Boots to asses. - Yes, sir. 277 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,970 Except for that... Did you scrape your elbow? 278 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,527 - No, it's red sweat. - Yup. 279 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,441 That better have been on somebody's face. 280 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,086 Hey, Duke. 281 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,521 You see that? 282 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,800 Security's early. 283 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,931 - Get down! - Take cover! 284 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,320 Take cover! 285 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,165 To your weapons! Let's go! 286 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,005 On the ground! On the ground! 287 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,167 Mouse! 288 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,131 Get 'em out of the L.Z.! 289 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,207 Medic! 290 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,327 Go! 291 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,369 Flint's down! Flint's down! 292 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,609 - I'm going for him! - Go! 293 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,006 Ten o'clock! 294 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,761 Get down! 295 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,528 Troops in contact! Request immediate air support! 296 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,290 I repeat, immediate air support! 297 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,321 You all right? Come on, we got to move! Go, go, go! 298 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,087 Help me! 299 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,609 You good? You hit? 300 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,010 Block, I got Flint. We got to get to cover! 301 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,401 Come on. 302 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,087 Incoming! Incoming! Go, go, go, go, go! 303 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,725 Duke, come in. 304 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,762 Duke! 305 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,727 Duke! 306 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,961 Get to cover, now! 307 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,641 - Go! Pull back! Rally point! - Let's go! 308 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,400 Get to the well! Go! 309 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,085 Clear 'em out of there. 310 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,201 Fall back! 311 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,567 We're clear. 312 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,127 Let's go! 313 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,405 We have met the enemy 314 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,330 and he is us. 315 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,122 Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G.I. Joes, 316 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,448 abandoned their duty 317 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,843 and broke the sacred bond that exists between 318 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,651 the American people 319 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,645 and those entrusted with their security. 320 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,487 Ready and step. 321 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,520 Ready and 322 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,762 step! 323 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,482 The first domino fell with the murder of the Pakistani president. 324 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,651 The assassin, 325 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,440 a Joe, 326 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,165 call sign 327 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,451 Snake Eyes. 328 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,484 But he didn't act alone. 329 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,520 The Joes intended to use this situation 330 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,803 to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal. 331 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,525 Now this incident 332 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,531 serves as a sobering reminder of the scourge of nuclear weapons. 333 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,410 And to that end, 334 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,240 I call upon my fellow world leaders 335 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,364 to convene immediately to discuss 336 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,768 nuclear disarmament. 337 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,127 On three. 338 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,801 One. 339 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,326 Two . 340 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,687 Three! 341 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,885 The G.I. Joes 342 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,010 clearly went beyond the boundaries of their mission. 343 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,121 On my orders 344 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,603 a covert Special Forces unit code named Cobra 345 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,925 terminated with extreme prejudice Joe Command, 346 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,369 facilities, personnel. 347 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,367 The G.l. Joes are no more. 348 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,520 We should leave. 349 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,885 There's nothing here. 350 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,086 There's nothing left here? 351 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,924 - That's not what he meant! - These are our brothers! 352 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,087 That's not what he meant! 353 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,484 Whoever did this is going to come back. 354 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,440 We need to move. 355 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,208 You are our leader now. 356 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,842 We head due east until we're clear. 357 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,450 We're gonna find the man who did this to Duke 358 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,766 and our brothers. 359 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,365 And we're gonna kill him. 360 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,201 Snake Eyes. 361 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,449 Last place I thought I'd see you. 362 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,641 Warden James. It's a pleasure. 363 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,571 I'm a very big fan. I love the black. 364 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,125 It's very Johnny Cash. 365 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,600 Come. Welcome to Einsargen. 366 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,167 Let me tell you a little bit about the place. 367 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,249 Listen to me. I sound like a real-estate agent. 368 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,885 I'm not here to sell you anything. 369 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,607 Except maybe hopelessness. 370 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,646 How was your trip? 371 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,723 The sensation that you're feeling, your upside-down tummy? 372 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,686 It's due to our descent into a former East German mine shaft. 373 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,689 It was the deepest they ever dug. 374 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,964 So deep in fact that you just crossed out of Germany 375 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,809 into international territory. 376 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,049 Which allows me 377 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,768 certain jurisdictional freedoms. 378 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,720 One word, 379 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,084 awesome. This room is awesome! 380 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,843 Temperatures here exceed 210 degrees 381 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,602 when not artificially cooled to a crisp 68. 382 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,407 Almost calls for a Snuggie. 383 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,160 Wait till you see this next one. 384 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,444 See what I mean? This just slays me. 385 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,444 It's so interesting. This is where science has come. 386 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,249 Did you know that during REM sleep 387 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,250 the human body 388 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,050 produces a neural chemical 389 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,050 which paralyses every muscle in the body 390 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,766 but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us 391 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,690 from acting out our dreams. 392 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,646 We have injected both of these men 393 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,731 with a synthetic version. 394 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,890 They're perfectly awake. They're conscious, 395 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,606 they're aware of everything that's going on around them. 396 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,604 It's just that they're trapped inside themselves. 397 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,530 Well, I believe you know your new neighbours, Destro, 398 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,960 Cobra Commander. 399 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,366 The three of you are like my fantasy football team. 400 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,681 Gentlemen. 401 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,848 Now as your eyes and mind 402 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,000 travel to where you cannot, I want you to agonise. 403 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,930 I want you to pine. 404 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,921 I want you to ache for what once was and will never be again. 405 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,764 I want you to doubt that there was ever a word for escape. 406 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,811 Welcome to hell. 407 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,446 You have no idea. 408 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,169 Snake Eyes speaks. 409 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,207 It never occurred to me what you might sound like. 410 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,086 But I've always thought about what you might look like. 411 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,129 We'll have that mask. 412 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,089 Storm Shadow. 413 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,968 So you killed the Pakistani president. 414 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,929 Well, you're not exactly my first-round draft pick, 415 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,929 but I've always been a fan. 416 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,128 Protocol says we make a distress call, right? 417 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,891 No. Protocol died with the unit. 418 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,081 What? 419 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,486 How's anybody gonna know we're alive? 420 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,601 They're not, 'cause we're not. 421 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,640 To our government, 422 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,004 to our families, but especially to our enemy, 423 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,964 we were KIA at 0600 hours in the Indus Valley Desert. 424 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,043 But we have to at least try. I mean, there might be... 425 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,846 No. Anything we do now is a rumour of a rumour. 426 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,927 Any and all traces 427 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,844 of our existence is terminated. 428 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,045 The only one I trust out there is Snake Eyes. 429 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,971 When we got hit, 430 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,291 how we got hit, 431 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,769 we were set up right from the start. 432 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,050 How many stars would someone need on their shoulder 433 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,447 to call an attack like that? Four? Five? 434 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,086 No, not stars. Buttons on his suit. 435 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,091 National Security Advisor. Secretary of Defence. 436 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,329 No. There's only one man who could authorise a strike like that. 437 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,730 And I voted for him. 438 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,689 All vitals on Cobra Commander are steady. 439 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,408 Storm Shadow nerve prohibitors injected. 440 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,642 Sixty-two degrees on a change of 4%. 441 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,160 Aerial threat! Down! 442 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,965 We're going home. 443 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,169 Full arrest! Full arrest! 444 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,170 No drill! Bring the restraints! 445 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,560 Remove the containment lid! 446 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,564 Where's the serum? Quickly! 447 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,407 Adrenaline now. Now! Adrenaline! 448 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,688 Let's go! Quickly, quickly! 449 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,881 Move! Move! 450 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,491 Where's the serum? 451 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,691 Let's go! 452 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,362 Peel back! Move! 453 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,050 What do you mean, his heart stopped beating? 454 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,846 No one here dies unless I say so! 455 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,841 Oh, my God. 456 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,882 Fire! 457 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,321 Fire! Fire! 458 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,686 Take him down! 459 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,246 Take him down! 460 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,571 Clear on the north! 461 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,081 Clear! 462 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,491 Welcome to hell. 463 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,766 Slop! 464 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,084 You shoot anything that walks through that door! 465 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,081 Anything! 466 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,131 Storm Shadow. 467 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,210 Never a doubt. 468 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,249 Cobra Commander. 469 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:35,962 Destro. 470 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,889 You're out of the band. 471 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,241 Come on. 472 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,567 Come on. 473 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,880 I see you've arranged transportation. 474 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,051 Making more things go boom by 9:00 a.m. 475 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,049 than most people do all day. 476 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,643 Firefly. Good to see you, old friend. 477 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,081 Sir. 478 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,281 Some people just didn't want to let me in. 479 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,522 Now, I busted out of eight prisons. 480 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,370 But I only broke into one. 481 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,080 All communications have been cut off. No one will know you're even missing. 482 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,248 Take him to the mountains to heal. 483 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,842 I'll need him for the war I'm about to start. 484 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,320 Sir, launch controls are nearly up. The director was running behind. 485 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,605 Well, he ain't running behind no more. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 486 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,168 Armour prototype is complete to your specs. 487 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,044 I got it up to 60 on the dyno today. 488 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,129 You'll like this. Working title, 489 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,527 High Speed Sentry. HISS. 490 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,724 It's good to have you back, sir. 491 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,530 Ain't she a beauty? 492 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,680 Soon the world will cower in the face of Zeus. 493 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,727 All we've been missing is our Commander. 494 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,728 Good to have you back, boss. 495 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,851 Cool mask. 496 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,889 Someone took his time. 497 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,925 Not easy to sneak out of that big, white, 498 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,647 11-bedroom, 35-and-a-half bath... 499 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,122 Just don't forget who put you there. 500 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,969 Or the rock you crawled out from. 501 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,682 Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy. 502 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,691 Still all 10 fingers? 503 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,570 How is our former President? 504 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,808 He is worth his weight in platinum. 505 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,323 You know, they call it a waterboard, 506 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,569 but I never get bored. 507 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,123 In 48 hours, Zeus will launch. 508 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,811 Just one wrinkle. 509 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,486 Three Joes somehow survived our little house cleaning. 510 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,085 A drone picked up voiceprints in the Indus Valley. 511 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,009 Can I trust you with nothing? 512 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,691 They'll slip up. 513 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,409 And when they do, 514 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,889 I'll hunt 'em to ground. 515 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,931 Hoo-ah . 516 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,804 First the massacre in the desert, 517 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,000 and now Storm Shadow and Cobra Commander escape prison. 518 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,408 So your training is more important than ever. 519 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,285 Jinx, cousin to Storm Shadow, 520 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,489 Snake Eyes, it is our time to join the fight 521 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,763 and defend the honour of our fellow G.l. Joes. 522 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,168 We must find Storm Shadow. 523 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,848 He may know more about the future of Cobra attacks. 524 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,808 I fear what happened with the Joes may only be the beginning. 525 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,685 Defend yourselves. 526 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,563 Your enemy will show you no mercy. 527 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,205 Enough, Snake Eyes. 528 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,609 I know you doubt Jinx's loyalty. 529 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,639 But she is Arashikage and she will fight with honour. 530 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,246 But she is Arashikage and she will fight with honour. 531 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,328 The longer we wait, the stronger Storm Shadow becomes. 532 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,285 With this sword you must capture him, 533 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,324 so we can uncover Cobra's plans 534 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,408 and restore the Arashikage's name. 535 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,246 But in order for me to bring him to justice, 536 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,203 you must deliver him to me alive. 537 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,770 No, no, it's cool. 538 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,407 I got it. 539 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,160 You lost, little man? 540 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,571 No, I ain't lost. 541 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,929 I think you got the wrong street. 542 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,969 So why don't you take Miley Cyrus 543 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,650 and Ryan Seacrest 544 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,051 and head back that way? 545 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,769 I'm going that way. 546 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,281 Oh. yeah? 547 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,447 Yeah. 548 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,250 Go ahead, Marvin. 549 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,924 Man, don't call me that name. 550 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,971 What's up? Little Marvin! 551 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,480 - Marvin? - Big Marvin now. 552 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,170 Had you worried for a minute, man. 553 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,806 Watch your hand back there, boy. You don't want them to get you. 554 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,724 Let me introduce you. This is Flint. 555 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,807 What up? 556 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,367 Lady Jaye. 557 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,447 Lady Jaye. Hey. 558 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,406 - Welcome back. - Thank you. 559 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,609 It's what happens when you're in trouble, you come home. 560 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,767 Home is where the help is. 561 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,802 Amen. 562 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,611 Well, we got you. 563 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,325 Set up at the rec centre. 564 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,568 Lay low over there. Nobody gonna bother you. 565 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,650 As far as wheels go, 566 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,889 I'm gonna let you roll my truck. 567 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,047 Thank you. 568 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,171 I got payments on that truck, man. 569 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,123 I don't get it like I used to. All right? 570 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,162 Thank you, Stoop. 571 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,450 I owe you one, brother. 572 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,326 Actually, you owe me two. 573 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,331 That other one don't count. 574 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,960 Welcome home, Marvin. 575 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,886 Watch your step. 576 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,249 No one's been here for years. This is gonna have to be our pit for now. 577 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,087 Wow. It's an actual pit. 578 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,770 It's my old stomping ground. 579 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,370 Are you sure we can trust this Stoop guy? 580 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,131 Stoop's no angel. 581 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,529 But he is family and we can trust him. 582 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,280 Can we be traced? 583 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,369 We can mask our IP addresses. 584 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,687 I'll cyber-blast an encoded beacon every six hours. 585 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,371 If any Joes did survive, 586 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,641 we need to let them know where we're at. 587 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,000 All right. Well, let's get to work. 588 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,242 Flint, inventory every piece of equipment we got left. 589 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,362 Jaye, start that database on our President. 590 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,960 We'll find out what's going on with our Commander-in-Chief. 591 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,084 He's not acting like the man we know. We find out why, 592 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,328 we can start being soldiers again. 593 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,322 Lieutenant Lady Jaye, requesting immediate aid. 594 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,811 If any Joes have survived... 595 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,207 This channel's restricted to Joes, isn't it? 596 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,449 "Magnetic west of the Potomac. 597 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,721 They're alive. 598 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,367 This is Lieutenant Lady Jaye requesting immediate aid. 599 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,011 Lieutenant Lady Jaye, this is Jinx and Snake Eyes. 600 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,884 We are in pursuit of Storm Shadow. 601 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,164 Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm, 602 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,044 they're still halfway around the world. 603 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,800 We're on our own. 604 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,160 Enough for a battle. 605 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,127 Not a war. 606 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,651 We're fighting uphill here. 607 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,564 I came here when I was 14 with a life expectancy of 13. 608 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,643 I was bounced around from home to home, until this 609 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,725 became my home. 610 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,683 Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me. 611 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,923 They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. 612 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,521 Till one winter, 613 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,126 I grew 8 inches and gained 60 pounds. 614 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,683 I punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. 615 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,168 Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, 616 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,243 I'd already beaten down half of it. 617 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,930 I became a Joe to serve. In the field. 618 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,967 So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill. 619 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,687 Hey, I got something you'll want to see. 620 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,207 During my check of the President, look what I found. 621 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,088 This is the President on August 9th. 622 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,409 ...an addiction to offshore energy, 623 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,411 where we're forced to be kind of embroiled 624 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,284 in the affairs of foreign nations. 625 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,209 And this is 10 days later. 626 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,170 I mean, otherwise, we're sort of... 627 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,126 These are conversational fillers. Little phrases 628 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,004 we spit out to give our brain a chance to catch up 629 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,566 with our mouth. Like... 630 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,000 - Like. - Yes. 631 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,520 And our President? 632 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,689 Between August 9th and August 19th, 633 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,451 he stopped using "you know" and "kind of" 634 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,608 and started using "I mean" and "sort of." 635 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,167 But that's not all. "Supper" became "dinner." 636 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,406 "Soda" became "pop." 637 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,447 One President, two fingerprints. 638 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,564 But it's a few words, right? I mean, how much can... 639 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,647 Check this out. 640 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,484 Two press conferences, July 31st, September 1st. 641 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,202 See his fingers clasped? 642 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,768 Left thumb on top versus right thumb on top. 643 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,684 The same person never does this differently, 644 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,961 it feels wrong. 645 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,729 What if the President 646 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,131 isn't the President? 647 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,121 Look, if the Commander-in-Chief is an imposter 648 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,327 and he's the one that ordered the attack, 649 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,206 we have to assume that there's no one we can trust. 650 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:25,801 There is one man. 651 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,800 He's the reason we call ourselves Joes. 652 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,002 Hello? 653 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,682 I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks. 654 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,930 Lower your weapons. 655 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,080 General Colton, if I may... 656 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,731 Shut your mouth, Brenda. 657 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,970 My name's not Brenda. 658 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,480 How'd you get in? 659 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,410 Sir, apologies. 660 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,808 - Sergeant Marvin... - I know who you are. 661 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,491 Then you know why I'm here. 662 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,647 It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. 663 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,369 But an imposter President? 664 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,286 How come when the General says it, it sounds crazy? 665 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,569 Whafd they do with the real President? 666 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,120 We fear he's dead. 667 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,164 I don't think so. You're not going to kill your best asset. 668 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,209 "Conrad Hauser. Duke." 669 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,120 Your captain. 670 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,128 Tell me one thing you know about him. 671 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,050 Great soldier. 672 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,810 Better friend. 673 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,529 And he saved my life, sir. 674 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,407 Good . 675 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,370 What you're proposing is treason. 676 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,168 I'm gonna need something a little more to go on 677 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,691 than overlapping thumbs. 678 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,168 Before you retired, you sewed on a security commission 679 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,084 with the President's Chief of Staff. 680 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,129 General Colton, can you get us close? 681 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,601 Negative. 682 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,730 I can't scratch my ass in this town without getting on the watch list. 683 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,689 Brenda, hand me that pen. 684 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,364 Girl Scout to secretary. 685 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,565 Amazing. Name's not Brenda. 686 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,250 It's just a pen. 687 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,964 Avenue K, Georgetown. 9:00 p.m. 688 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,284 There's a poker game with the Chief of Staff there. 689 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,531 He's not a good poker player. 690 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,960 He's got 1,000 tells. 691 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,405 We only need one. 692 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:25,847 Hey, hon. 693 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,771 Just got out of poker. Poorer but wiser. 694 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,324 It was a good day, actually. 695 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,881 The Prez was taking his crazy pills again. 696 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,647 Baby, I'm gonna have to call you back. 697 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,961 Yeah. 698 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,400 Love you. 699 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,927 Excuse me. 700 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,207 Hi. 701 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,361 Hi. 702 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,449 You need a hand with your bags? 703 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,201 Sure. 704 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,042 No problem. There you go. 705 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,082 Thank you. 706 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,528 Who said chivalry is dead, right? 707 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,687 Chivalry. 708 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,764 Talk like that, I'm gonna get myself in trouble. 709 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,167 Where we heading? 710 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,281 Just right around the corner. 711 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,323 That tingly feeling is amobarbital. 712 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,727 It's a sedative that causes anterograde amnesia. 713 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,360 In five minutes, you're gonna be asleep. 714 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,881 In another five, you're gonna wake up with no idea I ever existed. 715 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,731 Notice anything strange about your boss? 716 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,204 Maybe. Why? 717 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,921 'Cause you're gonna make a phone call for us. Get us close to him. 718 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,250 But don't worry. You're gonna forget everything, 719 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,362 so your conscience will be clear. 720 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,083 Why are you doing this? 721 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,243 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 722 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,771 Make the call. 723 00:59:09,271 --> 00:59:10,511 Thank God. 724 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,127 El Presidente is on a roll. 725 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,971 His numbers are up. 726 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,401 And I'm not just talking about his age. 727 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,447 Now, I'm not gonna call our Commander-in-Chief old. 728 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,811 Actually, he called me the other day for some advice. 729 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,564 - Good evening. - Good evening. 730 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,486 He wanted to hook up the nation's nuclear arsenal 731 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,567 to the Clapper. 732 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,401 I'm sorry, ma'am, you're... 733 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,130 Late, I know. 734 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,009 Imagine the army it takes to make me look like this. 735 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,963 Forgive me. That's an army I'd like to enlist in. 736 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,884 Speaking of lists, 737 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,441 would you like to explain why you're not on ours? 738 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,209 Here she is. Chief of Staff. 739 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,847 Enjoy your evening, Miss Vandervoofl. 740 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,522 I'm in. 741 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,489 Roger that. Standing by. 742 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,442 Jaye? 743 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,447 You keep your head down. Be safe. 744 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,125 Mr Carville was nice enough to mention 745 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,050 one of my passions. Nuclear disarmament. 746 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,686 In just days, 747 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,201 the leaders of the world's eight nuclear nations 748 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,086 will gather at historic Fort Sumter 749 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,209 for a nuclear summit. 750 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,763 But before the Atomic Eight break bread, 751 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,121 it's our turn. 752 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,810 Thank you, James. Thank you so much. 753 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,367 Mr President. Amy Vandervoofl, Fox News. 754 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,602 Fox, of course. 755 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,802 That's why you look so "fair and balanced." 756 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,361 Very cute. But I was actually hoping to have a... 757 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,682 Dance? 758 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,410 I was going to say, quote. 759 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,920 Okay, here's a quote. 760 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,725 The world will change after my nuclear summit. 761 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,330 How about we dance? 762 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,648 I really, I don't dance. 763 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,562 Sorry. 764 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,328 Thank you, Mr President. You gave me what I need. 765 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,409 But I really have to make my deadline. 766 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,650 -It's been a pleasure. - Thank you. 767 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,011 How are you? 768 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,167 Good, sir. 769 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,966 I got a strand of hair from his jacket. I hope it's enough. 770 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,651 Come on. 771 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,761 Copy that. 772 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,127 Standing by for I.D. 773 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,884 All units, setting condition orange. Stand by. 774 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,446 I don't take no for an answer. 775 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,164 Almost there. 776 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,527 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 777 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,122 Zartan? 778 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,609 Jaye, get out of there now. 779 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,525 Oh, my God. 780 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,081 We have an unauthorised I.D. She's a Joe. 781 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,168 We have a Joe on the premises. 782 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,891 Jaye. 783 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,720 Jaye, now. 784 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,090 I'm out. 785 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,885 He's on his way down. This is your only chance. 786 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,441 Roger that, Jaye. I got it from here. 787 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,931 Block? You only get one shot at this. 788 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,965 One in the chamber. 789 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,049 Block? Block, where are you? 790 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,410 I want to see that face. 791 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,968 The one where you realise today's the day. 792 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,959 It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert 793 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:56,961 It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert 794 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,764 when I lit them all up like fireworks! 795 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,809 I really want to see that face. 796 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,246 There it is. 797 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,243 If Cobra and Zaflan are in the White House, 798 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,930 then the world is at stake. 799 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,527 Storm Shadow. 800 01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,087 You will tell us Cobra's endgame, 801 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,410 or die 802 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,685 by the same sword you once used to kill our master. 803 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,127 Your sword, 804 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,164 given to you by our beloved Hard Master. 805 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,364 Do you deny that your envy and hatred drove you to shed 806 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,763 the Hard Master's blood? 807 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,446 It's possible to feel so much hate 808 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,127 you stop feeling it at all. 809 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,770 Like a fish not knowing it's in water. 810 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,406 But my path was chosen for me 811 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,011 b'! my enemy 812 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,684 who framed me for killing the Hard Master. 813 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,610 And my friends 814 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,450 who believed it. 815 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,243 Why defend yourself to men too blind to see? 816 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,004 That is the Hard Master's blood. 817 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,120 But that is not... 818 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,005 Wail! 819 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,331 ...my sword. 820 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,245 Arashikage steel does not break. 821 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,846 I have asked myself over and over 822 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,403 who despised me enough to destroy my life? 823 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,883 I am sorry, Storm Shadow. 824 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:44,483 But who would stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime? 825 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,281 Your young adversary who chased you away? 826 01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,287 Or the man into whose arms you were chased. 827 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,689 Someone who welcomed you, 828 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,130 showed you kindness. 829 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:08,967 He needed me. 830 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,090 For who I would become. 831 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,807 A warrior of great skill and anger. 832 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:21,810 The man who betrayed me was capable of great ingenuity, 833 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,091 violence, 834 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,370 but most of all, 835 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,251 disguise. 836 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,211 Zartan. 837 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,211 Yes. 838 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,409 Tell us what he and Cobra have planned 839 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,445 SO we can destroy OUT common enemy 840 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,360 together. 841 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,201 Thanks. 842 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,569 If my dad could see me now... 843 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,251 What are you talking about? 844 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,120 He wouldn't believe it. 845 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,121 Why? 846 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,329 Third generation military. 847 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,967 Desperately wanted a fourth, and 848 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,090 my mom had me. 849 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,087 Well, he must be real proud of you, then. 850 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,648 He didn't believe in female soldiers. 851 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,846 I finally asked him why. He said 852 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,164 he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. 853 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,249 I enlisted the next day. 854 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,848 Spent the next seven years 855 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,965 trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me. 856 01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,526 Did it work? 857 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,729 He died before I got the chance. 858 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,840 I'm sorry. 859 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,168 You know, if it's any sod of a consolation, 860 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:28,731 I'm actually gonna miss the red. 861 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,291 You look real nice. 862 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,930 That was for the tax hike. 863 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,004 Like you pay taxes. 864 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,369 Ain't always about me. 865 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,850 HEY. hey, hey, hey. 866 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,850 We still need the man. 867 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:53,847 Besides, we've grown close. 868 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,204 Is Storm Shadow in? 869 01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:01,206 Don't you worry about him. He'll be more than ready. 870 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,808 I'm not too impressed with your Cabinet. 871 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,407 No confirmation hearings, that's what you get. 872 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,285 Enough! 873 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,404 I'll take it from here. 874 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,243 He who controls this briefcase, 875 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,126 controls the U.S. nuclear arsenal 876 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,725 and the fate of humanity. 877 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,241 Open your eyes, Mr Ex-President. 878 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:27,966 The eyes are the windows to the soul. 879 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,960 Open up. 880 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,320 Zeus is ready. 881 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:38,288 We just need one final piece of the puzzle. 882 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,482 Well done. 883 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,404 History will stand in judgment. 884 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:49,010 Not of me. Of you. 885 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:56,686 What do we got, Jaye? 886 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,367 Zaflan's entire focus has been this nuclear summit. 887 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,085 It has to be the key to whatever he's planning. 888 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,328 All right. Well, then that's our target. 889 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,047 Yeah. 890 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,130 Guys, move. 891 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,524 I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes. 892 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,730 Damn Ninjas. 893 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,250 Good to see you, brother. 894 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,721 Jaye. 895 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,282 Jinx. 896 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:49,760 Back up. 897 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:53,127 He's with us. 898 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,091 I am not with you. 899 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,010 But for this once, 900 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,965 I am not against you. 901 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,525 How many of our men has he killed? 902 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,610 We're supposed to fight with him? 903 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,441 The leaders of the world will gather tomorrow. It's a trap. 904 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,603 Storm is the only one who knows Cobra's plan 905 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,127 inside and out. He can help us find a way to stop it. 906 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,529 But we have to work together. 907 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,521 All right. 908 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,241 Let's move. 909 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,209 Merry Christmas. 910 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,049 Makes you wonder about your neighbours. 911 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,481 Nice. 912 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,121 Open up that couch. 913 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,925 Anything? 914 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,131 I brought my own. 915 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,240 Nice. 916 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,680 Yeah, that'll work. 917 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,167 Hey. 918 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,241 That one's mine. 919 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,129 This really is Patton's gun, isn't it? 920 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,291 Gift from his family. 921 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,361 What an honour. 922 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,201 You bet. 923 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,323 I was actually thinking about something a little more your size. 924 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,049 Try not to scratch her up. 925 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,729 Idles a little rough in neutral. 926 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,529 I ain't gonna be in neutral. 927 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,480 Hoo-ah . 928 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,725 What about you? 929 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,486 DOD says I can't come out of retirement. 930 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,761 They didn't say anything about reenlisting. 931 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,208 Reporting for duty, Sergeant Major. 932 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,804 I'd like to bring a couple friends of mine. 933 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,729 Colton's team, it's our honour. 934 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,047 You guys take the perimeter. 935 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,003 Flint, Jaye, Snake, you guys take the flank. 936 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,727 Jinx and Storm, Trojan Horse. 937 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,970 Zaflan will be holding the briefcase. 938 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,884 Storm will be the closest man to him. 939 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,446 But he can't move until we're all in position. 940 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,165 Everyone keep your eye on the prize. 941 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,439 We secure the football, we secure the world. 942 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,169 Snake, how's all that sound? 943 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:06,647 That's what I thought. 944 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,682 Okay, wait. Hold on a second. 945 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:11,402 We still have enemy armour here, here, and here. 946 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,721 Right? 947 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,887 These tanks survive, we don't. 948 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,210 Leave the tanks to me. 949 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:20,767 General? 950 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:21,927 Call me Joe. 951 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:23,890 - Anything I missed? -No. 952 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,885 Rock solid. My orders? 953 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,322 The President. 954 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,009 - Brenda's with my team. - Roger that. 955 01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:34,681 Does Brenda get a vote? 956 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,925 Negative. 957 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,567 You need a pen? 958 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,650 I need your help. 959 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,561 All right. 960 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,570 Let's kick that ass! Hoo-ah! 961 01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,727 Hoo-ah! 962 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:55,924 A historic day for the President of the United States as he meets with... 963 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,849 This afternoon, the President is meeting with the leaders 964 01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,291 of the eight nuclear powers. 965 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,084 Never before has a President been so bold 966 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,448 to call the leaders of the world together... 967 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,164 These are unprecedented nuclear talks 968 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,328 that, frankly, most believed would never happen. 969 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,206 You can bet security is at its highest... 970 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:19,360 We may be closer to a nuclear-free world than we have ever been. 971 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,131 I'll say it again. 972 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,846 The world is safer with a nuclear presence. 973 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:27,284 I'm sure your electorate will be happy by our final proposal. 974 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,883 50% reduction by 2016. 975 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,687 There are a lot of leaders in this room. 976 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,604 But only one leader of the free world. 977 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,360 And he, 978 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:44,088 I, stay with me, 979 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:49,449 asked you here with the goal of universal disarmament. 980 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,007 Nuclear zero. 981 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,760 Now, I was prepared to cajole to get what I want. 982 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,850 I'm now at threaten. 983 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:03,050 Each of you will clear out his nuclear closet immediately. 984 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:07,445 Failure to participate will be considered an act of war. 985 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,525 You're joking, of course. 986 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,051 This summit is over. 987 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,161 Then this is it. 988 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,761 This is it, boys. 989 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,049 This country is at war. 990 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,246 With you and you and you and you and you and you. 991 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,651 Delta team in position. Echo, you're a go. 992 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,322 This is Echo. Beginning assault. 993 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,929 The U.S. nuclear arsenal 994 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:46,450 is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 995 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:49,450 Fifteen, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure. 996 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,530 And all 997 01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,600 at the push 998 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,247 of a button. 999 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,364 It's true. Yeah! 1000 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,001 Yeah, I pressed it. 1001 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,447 You have lost your mind! 1002 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,770 It's all relative. 1003 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,168 You got three minutes to decide. 1004 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:25,801 - You got next watch? - Maintain radio silence. 1005 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,647 We cannot, we will not leave a legacy of acquiescence! 1006 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,365 Bring the briefcase. 1007 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,360 Don't do this! 1008 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:57,011 There can be no winners! 1009 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:02,527 High score. 1010 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:07,084 Let history record who was responsible for this madness. 1011 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,131 Launch. 1012 01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,330 Launch. 1013 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,286 Eyes on the Emerald City. 1014 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:54,411 Jaye and Colton, you're a go for POTUS. 1015 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,882 You all right? 1016 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,009 Yeah. You all right? 1017 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,729 My cholesterol's a little high. 1018 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,888 Jaye and General Colton. Checkpoint neutralised. 1019 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,765 You're on your own. 1020 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:40,000 Well, the good news is, no global warming summit next month. 1021 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,520 Unless 1022 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,884 one of us cared enough about his place in history 1023 01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,607 to unilaterally disable his warheads. 1024 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:51,560 You know, in the name of the children. 1025 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,570 Any volunteers? 1026 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,490 No? Fine. 1027 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,961 Me. 1028 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,522 Call your people to confirm. 1029 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,330 You're a complete lunatic. 1030 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,648 Says the man about to destroy Asia. 1031 01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,371 Come on, who's going to follow suit, huh? 1032 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,849 Are you really going to stand by and watch as Earth is destroyed? 1033 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,201 Abolfl 1034 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,529 I figured North Korea for last. 1035 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,930 Got to love the little guy. 1036 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:45,840 Gentlemen. 1037 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,680 Welcome to a nuclear-free world. 1038 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:55,369 I want to direct your attention to live images of your homelands. 1039 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,800 Now, you're looking at an advanced weapons system 1040 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,645 we call Project Zeus. 1041 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,169 There are seven Zeus satellites orbiting Earth. 1042 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:16,167 Each satellite contains 10 hollow platinum tubes 1043 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:18,249 filled with a tungsten rod. 1044 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,762 Zeus satellite 1-A approaching London. 1045 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,322 Ordnance live and loaded. Awaiting drop authorisation. 1046 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,930 Now, to direct a rod to its target, we don't launch it or fire it. 1047 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:31,247 We drop it! 1048 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,607 Gravity does the rest. 1049 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,200 Observe. 1050 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,848 Satellite 1-A. We have remote launch authorisation. 1051 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,769 Three, two, one, 1052 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,121 drop. 1053 01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,124 A rod touches down eight times faster than a bullet. 1054 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,808 And with a force significantly greater than a nuclear warhead. 1055 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,965 None of the fallout. 1056 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,410 All of the fun. 1057 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,922 You will have to answer for this. 1058 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:32,647 To your Congress, your courts. 1059 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:36,323 Correction, they will have to answer to me. 1060 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,329 What is it you want? 1061 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,889 I want it all. 1062 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:06,890 The Cobra revolution has begun. 1063 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:12,328 By pressing that button, Zaflan initiated an auto-drop sequence. 1064 01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:16,006 My Zeus satellites are moving into position 1065 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,844 over your six remaining countries. 1066 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,886 Satellites 2-A through 7-A en route to targets. 1067 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,326 The same button that begins this can end it. 1068 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,889 But I only press it for a price. 1069 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,087 Total allegiance. 1070 01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,890 Block, secure the perimeter! 1071 01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:01,171 Nothing matters now but the briefcase! Keep it out of Joe hands! 1072 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,686 Firefly has the case! 1073 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,443 Head for the door, now! Go, go! 1074 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:34,849 Satellites en route to targets. 1075 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,929 Beginning command protocols. 1076 01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:27,049 On your six, Cobra two! 1077 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,331 Cobra one, Cobra one, I need eyes on! Eyes on! 1078 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,929 Commander, I have the case. 1079 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:55,805 We are still a go. 1080 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,570 How long till drop? 1081 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,491 On schedule, Commander. Five minutes to live fire. 1082 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:01,762 Final targeting to begin shortly. 1083 01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:04,645 Zeus satellites 4 and 7 in position. 1084 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:38,250 - What was that? - Shut up. 1085 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,000 - Ray? - Yes, sir. 1086 01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:43,531 Check the door. Give me a sit rep. 1087 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,607 I'm on it. 1088 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,566 You two secure the entrance. 1089 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,130 - What are you doing? - Let's go. We're out of here. 1090 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,089 Stand down. I'm gonna shoot him! 1091 01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:28,491 I said stand down! 1092 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:33,329 Be a good G.l. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here. 1093 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,171 I will shoot him in the head. Do you understand me? 1094 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,050 You're not listening, are you? Put the gun down! 1095 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,241 Drop m. 1096 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,240 Easy, easy. 1097 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,486 Put some pressure on it. 1098 01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:50,085 General Colton. 1099 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,885 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 1100 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,969 - Sorry, Mr President. - No, it's fine. 1101 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,520 Come on. Let's move. 1102 01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:56,807 Here we go. 1103 01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:59,641 Roadblock, POTUS secure. No casualties. 1104 01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:03,162 Roger that, Jaye. 1105 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,489 You betrayed the Hard Master. 1106 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:16,640 And made me what I am. 1107 01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,121 Yep. 1108 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,050 Yeah, I can see that was wrong. 1109 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:46,891 We need eyes on Firefly and Cobra ASAP. 1110 01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,610 Courtyard clear. No sign of him. 1111 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:05,930 Zeus satellites 2, 3, 5, and 6 are locked on target. France, 1112 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,766 Russia, North Korea, 1113 01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:11,044 India, Israel, China. 1114 01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:32,962 Block. 1115 01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:35,041 Cobra Commanders bugging out. 1116 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:36,480 No sign of Firefly. 1117 01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:39,120 I've got him. 1118 01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:52,207 Targets acquired. Ordnance live and loading. 1119 01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:54,888 Zeus 4 is ready to fire. Hatch is open. 1120 01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:10,407 - Get him! - Take him out! 1121 01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:08,604 You want that case? 1122 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,689 You're gonna have to come through me. 1123 01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,491 Oh, yeah. 1124 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:14,722 That's right. 1125 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,485 All satellites have begun load for final countdown. 1126 01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:26,000 Launch codes confirmed. 1127 01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:28,966 Ten seconds to live fire. 1128 01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:31,442 Ten. 1129 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:32,961 Nine. 1130 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:34,400 Eight. 1131 01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:36,967 Seven. Six. 1132 01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:38,327 Five. 1133 01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:39,686 Four. 1134 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,126 Three. 1135 01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:42,480 Two. 1136 01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:00,650 Threat terminated. 1137 01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:05,124 Team Bravo, perimeter has been cleared and secured. 1138 01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:05,850 Joe Command to covert operations. 1139 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:07,291 We have control of the perimeter. 1140 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,769 Medical personnel are on the scene. 1141 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,041 All Joes are accounted for. 1142 01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:12,605 We're going home. 1143 01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,122 The President is back safe in the Oval Office today, 1144 01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:27,447 presiding over a ceremony honouring the G.I. Joes. 1145 01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:31,007 With the world back in order, rebuilding has begun around the world. 1146 01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:33,448 Those who stand beside us, 1147 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:36,246 the world knows them as Joes. 1148 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,720 We know them as heroes. 1149 01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:45,840 Jinx. 1150 01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:48,010 Welcome to the Joes. 1151 01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:50,287 Flint. 1152 01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:51,687 Great job. 1153 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,487 Captain Jaye Burnett. 1154 01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:04,251 I served with your father. 1155 01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,328 He'd be very proud of you. 1156 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,524 Ladies and gentlemen, the G.l. Joes. 1157 01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:33,247 Hey. 1158 01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:39,121 For when you find Cobra Commander. 1159 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,051 Where can we find you, General? 1160 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,411 Just need my orders. 1161 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,410 You know, we'd make a hell of a team.