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That's the kinda hot
I wanna kiss. Eat.
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OK. If you're sure
you can handle it.
3
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Handle it? I'm a biker.
[Chuckles]
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- What'd you call him?
- Bull's Eye Bobby!
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Bull's Eye Bobby, baby.
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- Yeah, Bull's Eye. Yep.
- Ha-ha-ha!
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- [Muffled groan]
- Oh...
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- I guess that counts as a walk?
- I'm gonna sit. [whimpers]
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[# Don't Cha]
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[Singing]
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Mmm.
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Smooth. Tasty.
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Little... [coughs]... spice.
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It gets a little hotter
as it sits in your throat.
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- [Groans]
- You OK?
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Mm.
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You want some of this?
Lt'll cool you down.
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[Garbling, muttering]
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Don't worry, your throat
won't actually bleed.
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- [Continues garbling]
- I understand.
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[Dudley] Mother of God!
I swallowed hot lava!
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[Continues singing]
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Hundred and forty-four innings,
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you never hit anybody
in the crotch?
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Not on purpose, man, all right?
You all right?
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- Yeah, it's... Good fastball.
- Hey. I'd like you boys
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to meet my deputies,
Earl and Buck Dooble.
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- How are you, Earl?
- I'm Earl. He's Buck.
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- [Doug] Earl, Buck.
- Now, just remember:
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Brother with the word "ear" in his name
has got both on his head.
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See, I can only say that
'cause I'm on his right side,
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which, as you can see,
is mostly blown off.
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- You say something?
- [Shouting] I did not.
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Needless to say,
we don't carry firearms anymore.
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I mean, sometimes
you pull 'em out,
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you think they're not loaded,
and then sometimes...
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They blow your
deputy's ear off?
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Yeah.
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What brings you boys
on this trip, anyway?
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Firstly, we had to get away, OK?
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And secondly, you know,
you just never know
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how many more summers
you've got left.
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- Do you?
- Wow. That's deep.
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I just came on this trip,
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you know, hoping to reclaim
the old Doug, you know?
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You know, I know
exactly what you mean.
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You know, you can never let life
get too stagnant or too safe.
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Every now and then you gotta do
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what we folks around here
like to call "Slap the Bull."
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"Slapping the Bull"?
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That's just a little game we play
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to make sure your life
is not controlled by fear.
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Yeah, I wanna do that.
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Oh, come on, guys.
We're exhausted.
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I think we should just put
the bikes in back of the hotel,
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in a shed with the doors closed,
perhaps, and then play Scrabble
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in the... in the room
with the shades down.
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Look, Aunt Bee, maybe you wanna do
something else here in Mayberry.
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Yeah.
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- How 'bout a little Bull Slap?
- Sounds like something I could win at.
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- Yeah.
- I'll take a little Bull Slap.
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Look, Bull Slap for everybody.
Line 'em up.
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- Let's have a little Bull Slap.
- We'll do it!
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So literally, we're gonna slap a bull?
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Yep. Right on the ass. And then you're
gonna wanna hightail it outta there.
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- Why?
- 'Cause he can kill you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Perfect.
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Hey, man, I thought
this was a drinking game.
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Yeah, you know, you got
a lot of animals I would slap.
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A chicken, I'd slap a chicken.
Or a goat, maybe.
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A ferret, I'd slap, you know?
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But I'm not...
I'm not gonna slap a bull.
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Oh, come on, Doug.
It was your idea. Get in there!
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I didn't know we...
Look at the nuts on that thing!
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[Woody] Come on!
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- [Doug] It's not safe.
- Not safe. Know what?
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- You snooze, you lose. I'm going.
- Getting ready to do that?
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- Yep!
- Oh!
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You jackass. Go ahead, Woody.
Hope you're wearing a cup.
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- Right on the ass.
- He looks confident.
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Easy.
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Whoa!
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- Come on, get back, now!
- [All cheering]
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Way to get back!
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I just slapped
a big fat bull on the ass!
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That was awesome! Who's next?
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- Uh, Doug?
- Doug?
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Yeah, no,
that'd be you, yeah.
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Come on, Doug. Do it!
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It's... it... you could...
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That's really an, um...
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Doug, go.
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- Come on, man!
- Handle your business.
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- [Woody] It was easy.
- I'm not gonna...
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[Woody] Yeah, come on! It's fun!
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Old days, Doug. Old days.
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All right, all right,
I'm gonna slap a bull.
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- I'm gonna slap that bull.
- There you go.
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- [Woody] That's my Doug!
- There he goes.
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Just slap it right there
on the rear end?
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Right on the hind haunches.
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You know, this is so good for Doug.
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- Actually, it's good for all of us.
- Yeah.
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Hey, thanks for bringing us here.
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Sure. Glad we could help.
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Yeah, and we never
seen it done twice in a row.
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- Mm-mmm.
- What?
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Be interesting to see how
the bull takes being slapped
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- now that he's alert.
- Mm-hmm.
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[Both] Alert?
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- [Bellowing]
- [Panting]
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- [All yelling]
- Get back!
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- Hurry!
- Hey! Come on.
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- [Screaming]
- [All groan]
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Ow! [groans]
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- He coming back!
- [All shouting]
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Bull!
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He coming back!
He coming back! Oh...!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ah! He almost got me!
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Come on! What's this bully want?
Come on, bully!
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You don't wanna use mockery!
That never works!
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Cowboy's in trouble!
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Maybe if you just
try to reason with it!
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- He's coming back for more! Look out!
- Whoa!
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He's more afraid of you
than you are of him!
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[Sheriff] Watch out!
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Watch out, watch out.
Come on!
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- Come on, let's go, let's go!
- Oh!
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What?!
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- [Woody] Yeah, man, this is living!
- Yeah, we slapped a bull on the ass!
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- Yes, sir!
- Yeah!
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[Sheriff] Yeah, you sure did.
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- You sure did!
- [Bobby] Hey, did y'all see my moves?
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I was shaking and baking
just like the NFL, baby!
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You hear what I'm saying?
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I delivered it
right to the end zo...!
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[# Kiss You All Over]
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[Singing]
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- Hey, look at him.
- He threw Bobby ten feet in the air.
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Hey, man, that damn bull
kept following me around.
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- You think it was my cologne?
- What are you wearing, Rodeo Clown?
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- Hold on...
- So now you got jokes?
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- [Laughing]
- Hey, Woody, you know,
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I apologize for saying you had
ego issues earlier. All right?
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I'm sorry I called you a pussy.
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You didn't call me a pussy.
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No, not to your face,
but that's what I was thinking!
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Hey, we're just saying how much fun
this trip's turned out to be.
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I was so close this time!
So close!
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What's the matter, Dudley?
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The waitress. I think she likes me.
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- [Both] Good.
- No, it's not good.
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She told me to meet her
on the dance floor.
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- So?
- So? Go dance.
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I can't go on the dance floor.
You know what I look like.
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The music moves me,
but it moves me ugly.
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Well, do that... sprinkler thing
you did at my wedding.
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- Yeah.
- I can't do the sprinkler.
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I've gotta... I need to...
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- No.
- Yes.
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I said no.
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[Woody] Why don't we keep it simple,
why don't we just, uh...
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We'll do the lindy.
I'll be the guy, you be the girl.
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There we go.
And it's just... Remember?
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- OK. Yeah, right.
- It's one and two
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and three and four,
and turn her around,
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- and start over again.
- Do it two times, and...
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- Whatever you want.
- I'll be the guy.
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- Be the guy, I'll be the girl.
- OK. Ready.
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And one and two
and three and four.
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One and two and three and four,
and turn me around and...
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- Oh, yeah! Now we're...
- Oh, OK, that's enough.
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- That's, uh, good lesson.
- What? No, wait. Is that it?
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- Yeah, that's enough.
- That's just a pocket knife.
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[Up-tempo music plays]
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There she is.
You're ready. Go.
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- Yeah, let's do it.
- I'm ready.
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You're ready.
Come on. Go.
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[Laughing]
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Yeah!
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00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,930
- [Woman] Whoo!
- Check it out.
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- [Gasps] Oh!
- Ahh!
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[All] Oh! Whoa, whoa.
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[Both] He's panicking.
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Hey! That's my phone! [grunts]
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Your minutes just expired.
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00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:04,910
- Baby! Baby, it's Murdock.
- Tell me you found them.
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00:10:04,989 --> 00:10:07,549
We did. They're in Madrid.
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00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:11,061
[Cackles] Good! Good, good,
good, good. I like Madrid!
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00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:13,096
The ground is soft enough
to bury them.
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00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:15,132
You want us to
smack 'em around a little?
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00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,598
[Jack] No! No! Listen to me!
193
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,999
You just make sure
they stay there. OK?
194
00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:21,094
But do not touch them.
They're mine.
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00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,538
I wanna feel their
bones break under my fists.
196
00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:25,302
Sounds like
a good beating, Jack.
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00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,344
We'll leave 'em for you, then.
198
00:10:28,913 --> 00:10:31,973
Anyone else want some
Wild Hog for breakfast?
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00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,380
[All cheering]
200
00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:36,545
- [Man] Yee-ha!
- [Light music playing]
201
00:10:37,488 --> 00:10:38,978
[Spits]
202
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,388
You expect me to pay
for this piss-warm beer?
203
00:10:41,459 --> 00:10:43,893
Here, you can have it back.
204
00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:48,398
- [Laughing]
- [Moaning]
205
00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:50,866
If we drank piss,
we'd drink it cold!
206
00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:53,429
What?!
207
00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:56,570
Wait, guys, guys,
guys, guys, look...
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00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,631
We don't drink piss!
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00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,279
- [Man] Hey, hey.
- [Chortling]
210
00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:04,678
Hey, Woody.
Maybe it's time to give these guys
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00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,477
another one of your famous talks.
212
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:10,179
I think we just avoid them, OK?
I've handled this legally. We should go.
213
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:13,314
You know what? I'm talking
to these assholes this time, Woody.
214
00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,017
You shouldn't have to do it twice.
215
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,788
You took care of them
the last time, and I just sat there.
216
00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:21,059
But this time, you know what?
They wanna see rage? Watch me.
217
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,996
- Bobby, Bob...
- Whoa!
218
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,133
[Bobby] Hey, assholes!
219
00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:28,399
You boys got a hell of a lot of trouble
coming. You know that, right?
220
00:11:28,472 --> 00:11:29,734
I'm gonna tell you again,
221
00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:33,334
like my friend told your stupid-ass,
cracker-ass, inbred buddies...
222
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,877
Did he just say "cracker"?
223
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,606
- "Cracker-ass."
- Oh, perfect.
224
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,547
You touch us, and we'll
sue your ass so hard,
225
00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,983
you'll be taking out
a loan just to piss.
226
00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:46,113
Now, if that ain't clear enough
for you, maybe this is: Splash.
227
00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:48,181
Huh? Got it?
Did I get it in your mouth?
228
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:51,160
Splash! Splash! Splash!
Did I get you on some of that?
229
00:11:51,228 --> 00:11:52,855
You crossed
a little line there.
230
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:55,763
No, no, no, no, no!
It ain't worth it, man.
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00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,494
Jack'll kill us if we touch him.
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00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:59,502
- So just...
- Break some of that up.
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00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:01,401
Got a little treat for you.
234
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,235
Huh? Break a little of that up.
235
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,867
[All exclaiming]
236
00:12:05,943 --> 00:12:08,138
Can you hear that?
Can you hear that?
237
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:10,373
Uhh! Uhh!
238
00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:12,176
Uhhh!
239
00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:15,218
- That's not a discussion.
- No, that's a lawsuit.
240
00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:17,083
- [Grunting]
- [Groaning]
241
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,920
- Aw, look at that.
- [Groans] What?!
242
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:24,688
That's gonna stain.
243
00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:28,357
Ha! You boys look like you
belong on a couple of hot dogs.
244
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:30,263
[Chuckles] Now,
245
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:34,862
If there's any other Del Fuegos
that need that message repeated,
246
00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,964
you tell them
that the Wild Hogs...
247
00:12:40,611 --> 00:12:42,442
...are right here in Madrid, baby...
248
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,481
...ready to explain it again.
249
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:46,812
- You got that?
- [Panting]
250
00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:48,579
I said you got that?!
251
00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:50,313
- [Crunching]
- [All wince]
252
00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:52,480
Sweet mother of mercy!
253
00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:54,387
- [Gasping]
- Huh?!
254
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,925
[Grumbling]
255
00:12:55,993 --> 00:13:00,225
He don't want it.
He don't want it. I'm hungry.
256
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,231
[All cheering]
257
00:13:02,299 --> 00:13:03,527
Let's evacuate! Come on!
258
00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:08,260
- [Country music plays]
- [People hooting]
259
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:11,502
- Beer, here!
- Wild Hogs, I gotta tell you,
260
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:13,770
you don't know
how many broken windows
261
00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:15,368
you guys saved this town.
262
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,882
Sheriff, it's the least we could do
for our new friends here in Madrid.
263
00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:21,247
- Right, Bobby?
- [Laughing] Wild Hogs!
264
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:23,616
[All] Wild Hogs!
265
00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,450
That's some good work
you did there.
266
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:26,750
Hey, thank you, sheriff.
267
00:13:26,824 --> 00:13:30,191
Now look, you know, if you need
something done, just come to me.
268
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,820
You know what I mean?
'Cause I will beat shit down.
269
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,921
Let's say them peanuts
are bothering you.
270
00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:37,331
Huh? I don't wanna hear it!
I don't wanna hear it!
271
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,370
What'd the sheriff tell you?
What'd the town people tell you?
272
00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,905
What the...?
You know what I mean?
273
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:46,374
I ain't got no problem with it.
I ain't got no problem with it.
274
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:49,640
Yeah. Yeah.
That's all right.
275
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:53,012
This is great. Right, Woody?
276
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,075
- Huh?
- You all right?
277
00:13:58,889 --> 00:13:59,878
Yeah...
278
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:02,825
- I'm gonna call Kelly.
- Yeah.
279
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:05,157
Remind her just what
kind of a stud she married.
280
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:08,096
All right,
yeah, you do that.
281
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,367
[Cries]
282
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,902
Hey, hey, Bobby!
283
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,131
Next time, I handle
those bozos, eh?
284
00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:17,969
The wrath of Dudley!
Wild Hogs!
285
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,169
[All] Wild Hogs!
286
00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:22,678
Tequila, on the Wild Hogs.
287
00:14:26,183 --> 00:14:28,549
In New Mexico.
We actually slapped a bull.
288
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,484
Slapped it right on the ass.
289
00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:32,681
You have no idea
how turned on I am right now,
290
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:35,224
- but please be careful.
- We're like celebrities.
291
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,556
- Well, Bobby is.
- Man, I crush them cashews.
292
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,653
- Macadamia nuts?
- Oh, macadamia nut?
293
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:40,958
I'd kick it out the park.
294
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,693
Hey! And guess who
dropped by to say hello.
295
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,258
Karen. Yeah, I think
she's feeling a little lonely.
296
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:47,928
- Who's that?
- It's Doug.
297
00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:50,166
Says they're having
a great time on the trip.
298
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,003
Kelly, don't tell her
about the...
299
00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:53,566
Road trip?!
300
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,477
Hey! Dudley,
don't you wanna come inside?
301
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,710
I'm fine. I'm just gonna, um,
302
00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:03,480
sit out here
for a little while, I think.
303
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,579
OK. You OK?
304
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,120
I'm fine. I'm... uh...
305
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:14,186
No, the truth is I'm not OK.
306
00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:16,528
The truth is I like you a lot, Maggie.
307
00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:21,763
I'm liking you a lot too.
308
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,933
See, that's what I was afraid of.
309
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,501
That you would like me
without knowing...
310
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,809
Without me telling you...
311
00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:36,244
I'm not a cool biker, Maggie.
312
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:39,487
I'm not a cool anything.
313
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:41,285
I'm a computer programmer.
314
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,519
I'm just a geek.
315
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:48,091
I'm sorry if you thought
I was somebody that I'm not.
316
00:15:55,239 --> 00:15:58,436
Mm-mm. You're not a geek.
317
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,544
- You're a lot of fun.
- Hmm.
318
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:10,181
And you're really honest.
319
00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:15,518
And you're really sweet.
320
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:22,026
You're the kind of guy
that's hard to find.
321
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,238
- Sorry.
- [Laughs]
322
00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:34,436
Try again. One more time.
323
00:16:35,479 --> 00:16:37,208
[Chuckles]
324
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,915
[Woody] All right, Bobby!
All gassed up!
325
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,186
- Whoo! All gassed up, baby!
- All right. Let's get Dudley. Let's go!
326
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,884
- Clive, what's up?
- Hey! My man!
327
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,154
What you know? No good?
All right. OK.
328
00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:54,254
We're going to high altitudes.
We should check tire pressure.
329
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:55,992
Whoa, no, no, little buddy.
330
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,000
We gotta ride.
We gotta get going, OK?
331
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,468
We got new experiences
and new locations, right?
332
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:03,472
We can't leave, man.
I'm like the mayor of this town.
333
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,168
- My people need me.
- I said we're leaving!
334
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,505
Hey, guys.
335
00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,604
We decided we wanna
have breakfast here.
336
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,876
Come on! Hey, cowboy!
Let's saddle up, OK?
337
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,180
You're burning daylight. Let's go!
338
00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:17,243
Got a problem with
hanging a few minutes?
339
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,016
Do I look like
I have a problem? Do I?
340
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:20,454
- Yeah.
- Yes.
341
00:17:20,524 --> 00:17:22,924
There you go again.
Saying the weirdest shit.
342
00:17:22,993 --> 00:17:26,087
- [Engines rewing]
- [Indistinct shouting]
343
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,434
Del Fuegos!
Hide the bikes! Quick!
344
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:38,736
- [Dudley] Why, why?
- Just do it! Trust me!
345
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:42,575
What's wrong?
Why are we hiding?
346
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,308
- What's going on?
- [Dudley] I don't know.
347
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,354
- Oh, God!
- Hey! Why are we hiding?
348
00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,555
You took care of this
already, didn't you?
349
00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,223
No, not like you think, OK?
350
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:04,767
Well, what is it that I think?
351
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,996
I didn't really talk to them, OK?
352
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:09,538
- You serious?
- [Doug] I knew something was wrong.
353
00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,597
Dudley, you're like,
"I'm all stupid...
354
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,699
Not Dudley's fault!
355
00:18:12,776 --> 00:18:15,267
...take my bike, give me
a piece of junk, I'm happy."
356
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,336
You're all,
"I'm scared. Let's get out."
357
00:18:17,414 --> 00:18:18,813
- Whatever.
- It's our fault?
358
00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:20,873
The Del Fuegos are all,
"You're nothing.
359
00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:23,044
- We're real bikers."
- This isn't about us!
360
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,111
- What did you do?
- What did you do, Woody?
361
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:28,750
I... [murmuring]
362
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:32,459
I cut the gas lines
of their bikes.
363
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,493
And then I...
364
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:37,590
- What?
- Maybe blew up their bar.
365
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,431
- Oh!
- Ah, perfect!
366
00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:42,404
- [Dudley] Oh, we're dead!
- Oh, come on!
367
00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:44,770
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
368
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:47,275
That means they're
just here to kill us.
369
00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,213
No sign of 'em, Jack.
370
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:57,480
[Growling]
371
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,814
Wild Hogs!
372
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,951
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
373
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,495
I finally meet a girl,
and now I'm gonna die.
374
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,758
So all the mustard
and the ketchup...
375
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:10,766
...didn't help the situation, huh?
376
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,631
Ohhh!
377
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:16,366
[Jack] Oh, you don't
wanna come out? We'll wait!
378
00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:19,773
There's only one road
out of this town!
379
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,777
We own it!
380
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:25,611
Me and my boys will be
in this lovely little diner here!
381
00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:30,346
Get out of here!
The longer you keep us waiting,
382
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:34,789
the worse it's gonna get for
the peaceful town of Madrid!
383
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:42,529
Jack! I'm going
to ask you not to.
384
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,430
What did you say,
you little turd?
385
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,492
- What did he say?
- He called him a turd.
386
00:19:48,572 --> 00:19:50,506
- [Bikers laugh]
- Let's go!
387
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,804
Enjoy.
388
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:54,400
OK, I made a mistake.
389
00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:57,504
Woody, we could have just
went home, man, and been fine.
390
00:19:57,581 --> 00:20:00,106
Yeah, well, you know,
maybe I don't have a home.
391
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:02,117
[Sighs] Claudia left me.
392
00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:04,380
[Sighing] Three months ago she left.
393
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,979
And then I fell apart.
Lost my clients.
394
00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,991
And then I lost my job.
395
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,721
Now I got to sell the house
and I got to sell the car.
396
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,127
Can't even get
the lawn raked, you know.
397
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:16,791
I just got the bike and I got
you guys. That's all I got.
398
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,563
So this trip is
all about you running away
399
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,662
from your miserable, screwed-up life?
400
00:20:22,739 --> 00:20:25,401
[Stuttering]
And you screw up our lives?
401
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,806
Asshole!
402
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:31,109
I'm sorry about your situation,
Woody, but you're a lying asshole.
403
00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:34,207
- Which is like an asshole's asshole.
- I thought that...
404
00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:37,947
I thought that being a Wild Hog
meant something. But clearly it doesn't.
405
00:20:38,021 --> 00:20:40,546
You don't care about me!
That's fine. I don't care.
406
00:20:40,624 --> 00:20:42,683
It doesn't mean anything, Woody!
407
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,818
Remember, it's just
a patch my wife made!
408
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,988
We should go somewhere
to yell at each other
409
00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:49,225
where there aren't people
trying to kill us.
410
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:56,128
Hey, Maggie.
411
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,100
Thanks for letting us
hide in your house.
412
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:01,303
Yeah, thanks.
413
00:21:01,378 --> 00:21:04,643
It's hard not to when you're
screaming and kicking down the door.
414
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,204
Hey.
415
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:07,750
You OK?
416
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:10,548
Mm. Yeah.
Diner's the only thing I have.
417
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,145
If that gets destroyed, it's...
418
00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:17,216
[sighs] But you're safe.
You guys are safe.
419
00:21:17,294 --> 00:21:18,921
Now just stay put.
420
00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:21,259
Nobody has to go out
there and be a hero.
421
00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:22,923
You got that right.
422
00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:26,560
- You guys aren't going out there?
- You're the sheriff. Why don't you go?
423
00:21:26,636 --> 00:21:30,037
[Sheriff] Like, sheriff
of a town of 500 people.
424
00:21:30,107 --> 00:21:33,099
I got my qualification
from a course on the Internet.
425
00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:35,770
For arms training,
they just told us to play Doom.
426
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,780
I say we just wait it out,
427
00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,941
they'll lose interest,
and they'll go.
428
00:21:40,016 --> 00:21:42,177
Yeah, I agree.
Wait it out.
429
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,656
Hey. Where's Dudley?
430
00:21:51,661 --> 00:21:53,891
[# Electric Light Orchestra:
Showdown]
431
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,932
Oh, Dudley. Don't do that.
432
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,465
All right, you Del Fuegos...
433
00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:04,700
[indistinct chattering]
434
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,401
Hey!
435
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,349
Let's end this.
436
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,410
At least one of you
came out to face the music.
437
00:22:18,488 --> 00:22:20,319
Very brave.
438
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:21,652
But stupid.
439
00:22:21,725 --> 00:22:24,057
I didn't come to face any music.
440
00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:27,255
I came here to stop you fellas
from hurting this diner,
441
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:30,458
which the love of my life
just happens to own.
442
00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:36,029
So, if it's gotta get ugly...
I'll give you ugly.
443
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:40,372
- [Glass shattering]
- [All laugh]
444
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,739
It slipped out of my glove.
445
00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:48,909
Hey! Is it OK if I
tell people you guys did that?
446
00:22:48,985 --> 00:22:50,748
I should be getting back.
It's late.
447
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:53,755
The guys are gonna be worrying.
We'll talk later.
448
00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:56,825
Guys! Guys!
449
00:22:56,893 --> 00:22:59,293
No, no. You don't get to
hide out here with us.
450
00:22:59,362 --> 00:23:02,854
You get to hide outside with those
crazy people that wanna kill us.
451
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:05,766
- They got Dudley. Look out the window.
- What?
452
00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:08,963
[Jack] All right, this is
what's gonna happen, Wild Hogs!
453
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:13,442
You're gonna pay
a disobedience fee of $10,000!
454
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:16,968
Plus another $40,000
to rebuild the bar!
455
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,641
And if you wanna
see your friend alive again,
456
00:23:19,716 --> 00:23:21,707
do not call the cops!
457
00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:24,481
If you're not here
in a half an hour to settle this,
458
00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:27,648
I'm gonna take the fine out
on your friend's legs!
459
00:23:27,724 --> 00:23:30,352
I'm gonna break 'em
with this tire iron!
460
00:23:30,427 --> 00:23:32,554
- [Bikers yelling]
- Don't bring the money!
461
00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:36,087
I'm a computer programmer!
I don't need my legs!
462
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:39,431
Fine! I'll break his hands!
463
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,026
- [Bikers] Yeah!
- Oh, damn it.
464
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,537
Bring the money!
465
00:23:42,606 --> 00:23:45,268
Definitely!
Definitely bring money!
466
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:48,607
- Get him out of here!
- Now! We need money!
467
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,010
[Sniffing]
468
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:54,278
Dudley went to save the diner,
now they're gonna break his hands.
469
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:57,286
No, they're not. We're gonna...
We're gonna get him back.
470
00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,346
I've called the highway patrol.
Gonna be here in two hours.
471
00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:04,450
Hey, man. They said no cops, or else
they gonna take it out on Dudley.
472
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,519
We don't wanna piss 'em off
until we get him out of their hands.
473
00:24:07,597 --> 00:24:10,031
You know, he's not exactly
in their hands now, OK?
474
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,761
Why not?
He was sitting right...
475
00:24:11,835 --> 00:24:15,168
- What the...?
- Get me down!
476
00:24:15,438 --> 00:24:18,532
- [All laughing]
- Why? You look good up there!
477
00:24:18,608 --> 00:24:20,872
You look like
a pinata with red hair!
478
00:24:20,944 --> 00:24:21,933
[All laughing]
479
00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:25,539
I think... I think I'm gonna keep you
up there till your buddies come!
480
00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:28,106
And then if they don't,
I'm gonna bust you open
481
00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:31,085
and we're gonna see
what falls out! Ha!
482
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,622
[Dudley]
Bobby! Woody! Doug!
483
00:24:34,691 --> 00:24:36,682
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
484
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,320
Well, I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go get him.
485
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,796
[Scoffs] There you go
talking crazy again.
486
00:24:41,865 --> 00:24:44,561
- They will kill you.
- No, I'm not talking crazy.
487
00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:47,831
I have three people left
in my life that I care about,
488
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:50,031
and I let you guys down.
489
00:24:50,106 --> 00:24:52,506
Nah. I'd rather go out there
and make it go right
490
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:56,033
and die doing it than be the asshole
that screwed everything up.
491
00:24:56,112 --> 00:24:58,342
Hey, hey, Woody.
Woody, where you going?
492
00:25:05,322 --> 00:25:06,550
Woody!
493
00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:10,618
Don't you know hogs
run in packs, baby?
494
00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:15,658
We're still Wild Hogs?
495
00:25:15,732 --> 00:25:18,530
- Wild Hogs, man.
- Wild Hogs.
496
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,934
All right, here's how it's gotta go.
I gotta get up to 30 miles an hour.
497
00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:25,600
It's only duct tape holding that rope.
I'll get him by the trunk and grab him
498
00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:28,667
- and I'll save Dudley.
- You'll need a distraction.
499
00:25:28,745 --> 00:25:32,374
Together, guys. Together we can do this.
And I'm ready. I'm ready.
500
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,848
I'm ready.
501
00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:36,181
- What?
- What's wrong?
502
00:25:36,252 --> 00:25:38,379
- It's gonna sound kind of stupid.
- What?
503
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,083
Well, before I go,
I need one of you to yell,
504
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:43,990
"It's the Golden Knight!"
It helps me get in the mood.
505
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,823
Yeah, baby!
506
00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,886
- It helps motivate me.
- He's back!
507
00:25:49,332 --> 00:25:51,892
[Laughing]
It's the Golden Knight.
508
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,959
With gusto, though.
509
00:25:54,037 --> 00:25:56,028
[Engines rewing]
510
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:04,243
- Now?
- Now!
511
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,782
Holy crap,
it's the Golden Knight!
512
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:09,944
[# White Zombie:
Thunder Kiss '65]
513
00:26:15,892 --> 00:26:18,520
Clear 'em out, boys!
Clear 'em out!
514
00:26:18,595 --> 00:26:21,564
Del Fuego!
Come out and play, baby!
515
00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:24,259
All day, baby! All day!
516
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,598
Thirty-five, 35, exactly 35!
517
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:29,001
[Indistinct shouting]
518
00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:31,905
Wild Hogs, baby! Wild Hogs!
519
00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:33,670
[Muffled groaning, grunting]
520
00:26:33,743 --> 00:26:35,768
OK, guys, slow down...
You're gonna...
521
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,110
Oh, no, no, no...
Ooh... Whoa!
522
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:42,549
- [All laughing]
- [Doug] Du-Dud-Dudley!
523
00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:45,986
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
- All right, I gotcha. I gotcha.
524
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,390
- You having fun?
- That was amazing!
525
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:52,655
The tape was supposed to break!
526
00:26:52,729 --> 00:26:53,718
Oh...
527
00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:55,822
- [grunting]
- [Bikers laugh]
528
00:26:55,899 --> 00:26:57,799
- Oh...
- There it goes.
529
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,335
- Is there a problem?
- Come on. Come on!
530
00:26:59,335 --> 00:27:00,700
- Is there a problem?
- Come on. Come on!
531
00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:02,931
You burned down Damien's bar,
532
00:27:03,006 --> 00:27:05,270
you pull this little
circus act out here,
533
00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:08,606
now you're gonna see what
it's like when you mess with us.
534
00:27:08,678 --> 00:27:10,805
- That's right.
- Burn down the diner!
535
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,745
- Torch it!
- Whoa, whoa, look, look...
536
00:27:12,816 --> 00:27:14,443
We can come up
with the money,
537
00:27:14,517 --> 00:27:16,041
I got a little bit
in my savings.
538
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,020
It was my fault. I did it.
I cut the fuel lines.
539
00:27:19,088 --> 00:27:21,386
Let me deal with it.
Let these guys go.
540
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:24,791
No! We're not gonna pay any money
and we're not calling the cops.
541
00:27:26,329 --> 00:27:28,229
We're gonna stand here and fight.
542
00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:32,668
You don't want our money.
543
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,669
What do you need money for?
You're free.
544
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:38,400
You're just here to get what you get
from the townspeople all the time, fear.
545
00:27:38,475 --> 00:27:41,603
'Cause you're scary people.
People'll do anything to stay safe,
546
00:27:41,678 --> 00:27:44,704
including give up the biggest
part of their lives, adventure.
547
00:27:44,781 --> 00:27:48,239
Let's have a little adventure, huh?
Let's fight. Let's dance, huh?
548
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,411
- Let's do it!
- Enough's enough.
549
00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:53,547
- Let's kick some Del Taco ass.
- Wait, wait, wait.
550
00:27:53,623 --> 00:27:55,887
Do either of you guys
have a knife or scissors?
551
00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:57,119
A nail clipper?
552
00:27:57,193 --> 00:27:59,127
All right,
so how do we do this?
553
00:27:59,195 --> 00:28:01,186
Like high school?
A little circle, huh?
554
00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:02,754
- Oh!
- [Bikers] Yeah!
555
00:28:02,832 --> 00:28:05,426
Murdock, Red, Tiny.
Four on four.
556
00:28:07,036 --> 00:28:09,436
- Body or face, pretty boy?
- Not the face.
557
00:28:09,906 --> 00:28:12,534
[Grunts] Ow!
558
00:28:13,743 --> 00:28:15,734
[Grunting]
559
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,188
- I'll take him.
- Thank you!
560
00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:29,517
Yah! [shouts]
561
00:28:29,592 --> 00:28:34,086
[Yelling]
562
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,665
- Trade back! Trade back.
- I got him, I got him.
563
00:28:39,736 --> 00:28:42,204
It's not really fair,
you know. I'm kinda tied up.
564
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:48,304
You ever see a hook off the jab?
Huh? Bring it!
565
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,346
[Yells]
566
00:28:51,915 --> 00:28:53,906
[Both grunting]
567
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,817
- Oh!
- Let's have a little fun, baby.
568
00:28:57,887 --> 00:28:58,911
Whew. Let's play.
569
00:28:59,889 --> 00:29:01,356
Golden Glove, baby.
570
00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:04,750
[Shouting]
571
00:29:06,095 --> 00:29:08,154
Ow! Ow! You hit my helmet.
572
00:29:08,231 --> 00:29:10,062
Are you OK, man?
You hurt your hand?
573
00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:11,600
That actually really hurt.
574
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,533
Whoa!
575
00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:15,130
[Groans]
576
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:19,267
Good shot! Get off!
577
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:20,604
Oh!
578
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:23,043
Uh-oh, no, no, no, no, don't...
579
00:29:24,147 --> 00:29:25,307
- Throw sand!
- What?
580
00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:27,212
- Throw sand!
- Yeah...
581
00:29:28,651 --> 00:29:30,380
I didn't mean to aim there...
582
00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:34,089
Ha! Whoo! Nice...
583
00:29:35,091 --> 00:29:36,183
[laughs]
584
00:29:36,259 --> 00:29:37,385
[Groans]
585
00:29:40,897 --> 00:29:43,730
Damn!
I done knocked out my boy!
586
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,531
- Come on. You all right?
- Ooh...
587
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,205
- [groaning]
- [Cackling]
588
00:29:54,811 --> 00:29:56,506
Well, that was easy.
589
00:29:59,248 --> 00:30:01,341
- Come on.
- Burn down the diner!
590
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:04,909
- [Bikers] Yeah!
- Come on!
591
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:08,048
- Oh, good. You want some more?
- Yeah, I got nothing to lose.
592
00:30:08,124 --> 00:30:11,252
I got no wife.
No job. No house.
593
00:30:11,327 --> 00:30:14,728
I got my friends, though.
I got them till the end.
594
00:30:15,498 --> 00:30:17,693
- Oh!
- That's great!
595
00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:20,736
[Doug] You know, you know
what's so stupid about this?
596
00:30:20,803 --> 00:30:25,263
We wanted to be like you guys. What I
see here is just a bunch of grown men
597
00:30:25,341 --> 00:30:29,607
whose biggest decision in life is,
"Uh, sleeveless or, uh... sleeveless?
598
00:30:29,679 --> 00:30:32,409
Do I shit behind the rock,
or over there by that bush?"
599
00:30:33,016 --> 00:30:35,143
Grown men.
This is pathetic.
600
00:30:35,218 --> 00:30:36,810
You go ahead
and kick our ass, OK?
601
00:30:36,886 --> 00:30:39,514
Because we're not the posers.
You guys are the posers.
602
00:30:40,156 --> 00:30:42,488
- Ow!
- [All laughing]
603
00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:46,494
Hey! Do yourselves a favor
and stay down!
604
00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:49,326
Twenty-five years
of being yelled at.
605
00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:50,957
Man, I ain't taking this...
606
00:30:54,203 --> 00:30:57,639
And I got a girlfriend.
Punch that out of me, bitches.
607
00:30:58,841 --> 00:31:00,399
Hmm? [chuckles]
608
00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,645
- Oh.
- Are we doing this?
609
00:31:11,754 --> 00:31:13,517
- Let's do it.
- Yeah.
610
00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:15,648
Come on.
611
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:23,356
- Come on.
- Come on.
612
00:31:31,174 --> 00:31:32,539
You're kidding me, right?
613
00:31:37,013 --> 00:31:38,537
What's wrong with you guys?
614
00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,714
[Jack] All right!
You wanna keep going?
615
00:31:42,785 --> 00:31:45,310
- [Car door slams]
- I don't think so.
616
00:31:45,388 --> 00:31:50,257
You're done, Jack.
You Del Fuegos! You are done!
617
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,590
And we want you
out of our town, now.
618
00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:55,324
- And who's "we"?
- All of us.
619
00:31:55,398 --> 00:31:59,061
[Cackling]
620
00:31:59,135 --> 00:32:02,104
If four people could
stand up to a gang of bikers,
621
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,036
I guess we can too!
622
00:32:04,107 --> 00:32:06,871
Well, we'll fight you and
the Children of the Corn too.
623
00:32:06,943 --> 00:32:11,437
'Cause the Del Fuegos don't
back down! This is our highway.
624
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:14,108
And we're gonna
defend our highway.
625
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,980
[Man] Wrong, Jack.
626
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:20,178
It's my highway.
627
00:32:20,256 --> 00:32:21,553
Blade.
628
00:32:22,558 --> 00:32:24,492
Hi, Maggie.
629
00:32:26,295 --> 00:32:30,425
- Hmm. Bar burned down.
- Yeah.
630
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,367
These posers, these
four posers right here.
631
00:32:33,436 --> 00:32:37,372
Four guys
stand off 50 bikers...
632
00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:40,936
...and they're the posers?
- Yeah.
633
00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:42,944
They burnt down
the bar that you built.
634
00:32:43,012 --> 00:32:44,309
It was a shithole.
635
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,848
I insured it for
twice what it was worth.
636
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,406
The guys did me a favor.
637
00:32:48,484 --> 00:32:51,248
We were just following
the code that you wrote.
638
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,618
Why do you think
I don't wear the colors, Jack?
639
00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:55,316
Why do you think I ride alone?
640
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:57,450
'Cause you don't
know about it anymore.
641
00:32:57,527 --> 00:33:01,258
I think you all oughta get back on your
bikes and go out and ride the highway
642
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:03,594
until you remember
what riding's all about.
643
00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,496
Let it go, Jack.
644
00:33:19,315 --> 00:33:20,805
OK, Pop.
645
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,779
Takes after his mom.
646
00:33:24,854 --> 00:33:27,288
[All cheering]
647
00:33:33,529 --> 00:33:35,087
[Exhaling heavily]
648
00:33:35,164 --> 00:33:37,530
Man, that was like
level 12 of Doom.
649
00:33:39,335 --> 00:33:40,996
The posers.
650
00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:43,402
- What do you guys call yourselves?
- I'm Woody.
651
00:33:43,472 --> 00:33:44,598
- I'm Bobby.
- I'm Doug.
652
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,608
No, no, no. You all riding together?
653
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,974
- What do you...
- [all] Hogs! Wild Hogs.
654
00:33:49,045 --> 00:33:51,070
Wild...
Yeah, Wild Hogs.
655
00:33:52,315 --> 00:33:56,217
Well, Wild Hogs,
ride hard or stay home.
656
00:33:56,285 --> 00:34:00,051
- Yeah.
- Oh, and, guys, lose the watches.
657
00:34:03,226 --> 00:34:04,887
- Freedom, baby.
- We did it, babe.
658
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:08,055
All day. All day.
659
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,622
Hey! Hey! We're Wild Hogs!
The saga continues!
660
00:34:24,881 --> 00:34:27,008
[Tires squealing]
661
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:28,345
What the hell?
662
00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:31,443
What in the world
is going on around here?
663
00:34:32,622 --> 00:34:34,817
Plumbing conference?
664
00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:36,290
Have you lost your mind?
665
00:34:36,359 --> 00:34:37,758
Shut up, Doug!
666
00:34:37,827 --> 00:34:40,557
Bobby, who are these people,
and where are we at?
667
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:44,760
Well, obviously, I'm not at a...
plumbing conference in Cleveland, baby.
668
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:45,858
Oh, really?
669
00:34:45,935 --> 00:34:47,960
Baby, I've been
fighting bikers all day,
670
00:34:48,037 --> 00:34:50,198
this little Chinese
dude bust my nose,
671
00:34:50,273 --> 00:34:52,070
I've been slapping bulls...
672
00:34:52,141 --> 00:34:55,599
Bobby, I don't give a damn
about you fighting no bulls!
673
00:34:55,678 --> 00:34:58,078
Now, I want you to get
your ass in that van
674
00:34:58,147 --> 00:34:59,512
because we are going home.
675
00:34:59,582 --> 00:35:01,743
I cannot believe you'd
deceive me like this!
676
00:35:01,817 --> 00:35:03,444
- Karen...
- No, Bobby, I want...!
677
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:04,918
Karen!
678
00:35:05,788 --> 00:35:07,585
Slow your roll.
679
00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:10,751
Look, baby, I love you, OK?
680
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:12,885
But I'm tired of being talked at.
681
00:35:12,962 --> 00:35:15,362
I don't talk at you, Bobby!
682
00:35:15,431 --> 00:35:17,626
- I talk...
- Look at what you're doing now.
683
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,861
- [Sighs]
- Come on. You feel me?
684
00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:22,427
OK, baby, all right,
all right, I feel you.
685
00:35:22,505 --> 00:35:24,700
Right now I just need
you to show me some love.
686
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,708
Just a little bit of love.
687
00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:30,902
Oh... Mmm...
688
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:34,609
[smacking]
That's scrumptious.
689
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,675
You seriously got
in a fight with bikers?
690
00:35:36,752 --> 00:35:39,084
A whole bunch of 'em.
We chased 'em out of town!
691
00:35:39,155 --> 00:35:40,452
There was 50 of them.
692
00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:41,888
- It was something.
- Fifty?
693
00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,358
I gotta tell the guys
about this. That is awesome!
694
00:35:44,427 --> 00:35:46,054
I'll be right back, OK?
695
00:35:46,128 --> 00:35:47,789
Doug, are you sure you're OK?
696
00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:49,091
[Chuckles]
697
00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:51,326
- Ow, ow, ow, ow...
- Oh, your ribs, your ribs.
698
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,391
- You're standing on my foot!
- Oh, sorry!
699
00:35:53,469 --> 00:35:54,993
So I'll see you when I get back?
700
00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:56,732
- Mm-hmm.
- All right?
701
00:35:56,806 --> 00:36:00,105
- Mmm. I love you.
- I love you too, baby.
702
00:36:00,176 --> 00:36:01,871
All right.
703
00:36:07,717 --> 00:36:09,344
Get a room, baby.
704
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:12,148
Can we? Do we have time?
705
00:36:12,221 --> 00:36:14,280
When are you
coming back through?
706
00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:15,688
A biker never knows.
707
00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:17,885
Maybe a week.
708
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,621
Maybe a month.
709
00:36:20,496 --> 00:36:22,862
Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes,
710
00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:25,924
give or take six minutes
for wind resistance.
711
00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:33,172
Well, I sure do wish
you guys would stick around.
712
00:36:33,242 --> 00:36:35,710
We got some riding to do, sheriff.
Thanks anyway.
713
00:36:35,778 --> 00:36:37,268
Well, I'll just say it:
714
00:36:37,346 --> 00:36:39,405
You fellas were
a blessing to this place.
715
00:36:39,482 --> 00:36:41,541
I mean, I'm not gonna
get all emotional
716
00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:44,142
like old hamburger head
over here always...
717
00:36:46,155 --> 00:36:47,816
What did you
just call me?
718
00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:50,757
Uh, see, when we walked up,
you were on my...
719
00:36:50,826 --> 00:36:53,818
You son of a bitch!
720
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,030
Come on, Buck, I swear.
That's the first time!
721
00:36:57,099 --> 00:36:59,624
- I don't wanna hear it!
- Well, honestly, you can't.
722
00:36:59,702 --> 00:37:01,363
I heard that.
723
00:37:01,437 --> 00:37:04,406
- Ready to ride, guys?
- Ready to ride, baby.
724
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,566
Let's see what the
West Coast has to offer.
725
00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,837
Think there'll be
any trouble along the way?
726
00:37:08,911 --> 00:37:10,845
Oh, I hope so.
727
00:37:10,913 --> 00:37:12,847
Yeah, I like
the way you think.
728
00:37:12,915 --> 00:37:14,940
I like the way you think.
729
00:37:25,428 --> 00:37:27,020
[All gasp]
730
00:37:32,468 --> 00:37:34,868
I'm OK!
I just hurt my face.
731
00:37:34,937 --> 00:37:37,428
[All cheering]
732
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:41,340
[# Brian Wilson:
Good Vibrations]
733
00:38:27,623 --> 00:38:29,022
Wow.
734
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:33,426
- [Doug] Hey, we did it!
- [Woody] Woo-hoo!
735
00:38:33,496 --> 00:38:35,088
Do you believe this?
736
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:42,465
- [Dudley] Hello!
- [Bobby] Whoa, my goodness.
737
00:38:42,538 --> 00:38:44,836
Whoa, oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh! Whoa!
738
00:38:44,907 --> 00:38:47,239
- Whoa! Ah!
- [Honking horn]
739
00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:48,298
Whoa!
740
00:38:48,811 --> 00:38:51,371
Whoa! Sorry, sorry.
741
00:38:52,948 --> 00:38:55,382
Two thousand miles,
but I finally got it.
742
00:38:55,451 --> 00:38:58,147
'Bout time, rookie!
743
00:39:00,122 --> 00:39:03,683
- Lot of distractions.
- California, baby!
744
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:05,488
[All groan]
745
00:39:09,832 --> 00:39:11,629
[Laughs]
746
00:39:22,845 --> 00:39:25,279
Welcome back
to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
747
00:39:25,347 --> 00:39:27,645
Now, we've met
some incredible families,
748
00:39:27,716 --> 00:39:29,980
but this could be
the saddest story we've...
749
00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:31,314
We've ever seen.
750
00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:33,548
This family has lost everything.
751
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:36,682
They've lost their home,
they've lost their history,
752
00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:38,386
they've lost their heritage.
753
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,985
But this week, we've done
something about that.
754
00:39:41,063 --> 00:39:44,226
So let's welcome back...
the Del Fuego family!
755
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:47,667
[All cheering]
756
00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:52,131
Well, Jack, two months ago, man,
757
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:54,005
you lost the only home
you ever knew.
758
00:39:54,076 --> 00:39:56,704
But thanks to a call
from your friends, the Wild Hogs,
759
00:39:56,779 --> 00:39:58,041
we built you a new one.
760
00:39:58,113 --> 00:40:00,081
[Dudley] That's so great.
761
00:40:00,149 --> 00:40:03,209
They... He didn't have to
mention us. That's... Oh, man.
762
00:40:03,285 --> 00:40:05,014
So you guys know what to say?
763
00:40:05,087 --> 00:40:08,716
- Say it with me!
- [All] Bus driver, move that bus!
764
00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:11,316
[All cheer]
765
00:40:13,295 --> 00:40:15,263
Oh!
766
00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:17,398
Wow!
767
00:40:24,406 --> 00:40:27,204
[Ty] Usually we have some
pretty emotional reactions,
768
00:40:27,276 --> 00:40:29,870
but, uh, Jack, you know, wow.
769
00:40:29,945 --> 00:40:34,405
I'm not sure what
was going on with Jack.
770
00:40:34,483 --> 00:40:36,041
[Whimpering] Oh...
771
00:40:36,118 --> 00:40:38,643
Thanks to our friends at Sears
and local breweries,
772
00:40:38,721 --> 00:40:42,418
who provided state-of-the-art taps
and a year's supply of free beer!
773
00:40:42,491 --> 00:40:44,755
[All cheering]
774
00:40:46,295 --> 00:40:49,196
Oh, my God! That is so cool!
775
00:40:49,265 --> 00:40:51,028
[Screaming] That is so cool!
776
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,534
Cool as a parking lot
made out of real leather?
777
00:40:53,602 --> 00:40:55,866
- Oh!
- [Murdock] That is so rad!
778
00:40:55,938 --> 00:40:58,031
That is so [bleep] rad!
779
00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:05,173
The bar was my home.
When it went down...
780
00:41:05,247 --> 00:41:08,410
I felt... homeless.
781
00:41:09,351 --> 00:41:12,878
Del Fuegos,
go check out your new home!
782
00:41:18,093 --> 00:41:20,960
[Ty] Here's the thing, you're
talking about a bunch of guys
783
00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:24,090
that grew up in broken homes.
They really didn't have a home.
784
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,327
And now they've got one.
With a bidet in it.
785
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:29,997
- Thank you!
- [Cheering continues]
786
00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:31,733
[Exhales heavily]
787
00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:33,563
[Sniffles]
788
00:41:33,642 --> 00:41:36,634
[All] We love our bar.
Thanks, America!
789
00:41:37,546 --> 00:41:39,343
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
790
00:41:39,415 --> 00:41:41,280
Wild Hogs!
791
00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:44,410
[# Bon Jovi: Lost Highway]