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I'm gonna kill you, Weinselstein!
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- Twerp.
- Unh!
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Why you running away, Weinselstein?
I got you a birthday present.
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That's okay.
You didn't have to get anything.
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I got you some bark.
And you're gonna eat it.
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- Cool. I was gonna eat bark anyway.
- No, you weren't.
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Yeah. See? All the things you were gonna
do to me, I was already planning on doing.
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Mm. Mm, so good.
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Yummy. Unh!
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- You planning on not being able to breathe?
- Yes.
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Listen to me, Weinselstein.
Nobody likes you.
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Nobody will ever like you.
Do you understand that?
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Come on. Let's split.
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Goodbye, loser.
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Mom? I'm home.
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Mom?
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Happy birthday, little man.
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I had to work a double shift again,
but I love you very much. Mom.
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P.S. Dinner is in the fridge, and I got you
your favorite cake. It's on the counter.
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Combine the mix with two tablespoons
of oil and two eggs.
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We're out of eggs,
so you'll need to run out and get them.
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Preheat the oven to 350...
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grease and flour a 9 " x 13" cake pan
and then pour the batter into the pan.
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Careful not to spill.
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Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.
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You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...
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or live onstage...
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at the fabulous Stardust
Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
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That's where I perform such tricks
as "Skateboarding Ghost"...
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"The Amazing Cordless Telephone"...
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and my very famous
"Mouth Birds" illusion.
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Wow.
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Did you like that? Of course you did.
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That trick just blew your mind,
because that's what magic does.
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It blows people's minds.
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Welcome to the amazing world
of magic.
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A world where you can astonish
and enchant those around you.
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Because everyone loves a magician.
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And if you follow my instructions,
they'll love you too.
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Let's begin now with
a simple illusion...
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where we pull pennies
out of our nose.
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Alakazam!
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- How'd you do that?
- A magician never tells his secrets.
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- Oh. Okay.
- It's a rubber thumb.
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Oh, cool!
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- I'm Anthony Mertz.
- Albert Weinselstein.
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You're that kid who's always in the
nurse's office, right?
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Not always.
Sometimes they send me to the hospital.
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What are those for?
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This one's for my allergies,
and this one's for my asthma.
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And this is testosterone.
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My doctor says I'm dangerously close
to being a girl.
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Do you know any other tricks?
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I have a whole magic kit at home.
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Behold.
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An empty top hat. Perfectly normal.
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Alakazam!
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Wow. You're like a boy witch.
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Thank you.
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Hey. What if you put a plastic bag
of water in the hidden compartment?
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Then water would come out
instead of confetti.
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- Do you wanna be my partner?
- More than anything.
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Okay. I think we should start
writing down our trick ideas.
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- Like in a notebook.
- Yes.
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An enchanted notebook,
with leather and buckles.
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- All I have is a regular notebook.
- That'll work.
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So then our first trick
should be "Confetti Out of a Hat."
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- Awesome.
- Ta-da.
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Incredible. Incredible.
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Burt. Burt. I want you to come work for me.
Here, at Bally's.
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Ah! Heh.
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But I need you to do one thing for me.
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I need you to dump Anton.
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He's... Well, he's homely.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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I'm sorry, Doug. Anton and I are a team.
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Always have been, always will be.
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Fair enough. Welcome to Bally's, boys.
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Congratulations.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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The Incredible Burt and Anton!
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Abra, abracabadbra
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I wanna reach out and grab ya
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
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And I'm Anton Marvelton.
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But, of course, you already knew that.
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Abra, abracadabra
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I wanna reach out and grab ya
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Abra, abracadabra
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Abracadabra
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What you may not know
is that Burt and I...
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have been magical friends and
partners since we were young boys.
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We always knew there was something a
little bit different about our friendship.
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Remember our games of Hangman, Burt'?
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I sure do, Anton. But we didn't play it
quite the way the other kids did.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our beautiful assistant, Nicole.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, Anton.
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We're here to do magic, not Nicole.
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Right now, it's time for:
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- "Hangman."
- "Hangman."
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And that's why we call it:
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- A magical friendship.
- A magical friendship.
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Abra, abracadabra
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Night after night after night,
lam in magic hell.
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Could you take any more time
making the switch?
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- I'm standing under that cloak like an asshole.
- Give me a break.
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I've been doing the switch the same way
I've done it for the last 1O years.
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You're just impatient.
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I am impatient, Anton, because I have to
share a cloak with a sweaty walrus-man.
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You just want to get the show over with.
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Could we get a towel for him, please?
Dab it down.
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- I sweat because I work hard.
- Take my phone!
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You think it's easy securing
your safety harness in the dark?
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Would you rather I let the noose
just snap your neck off?
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Can we do one show
without this bitch-fest?
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I'm sorry. Are we hurting your
performance as a walking mannequin?
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- That's it. You know what? I qu--
- You quit? You quit?
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- I qui-- I qui--
You quit? You quit?
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You quit?
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- Ugh! I quit!
- Go get a job at Cirque du So-lame.
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- That's the second one this month.
- Not like they're hard to replace.
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Case in point. You.
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- What? Sorry'?
- Yes.
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- What's your name?
- Oh. Jane.
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- You know the tricks?
- Yes. You need something?
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- Thirty seconds till "The Burt Locker."
- You're Nicole.
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Oh, wow. Mr. Wonderstone.
That is a tremendous honor.
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I don't think I'm ready to take on that.
I'm not rehearsed.
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I would need several years of--
That is not an outfit.
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Mr. Marvelton, this may be a bad idea.
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- You're gonna be great.
- I'm terrified of crowds.
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- Don't worry.
- You have no idea. I have a fear--
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Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
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- What? She has no ribs.
- Ugh!
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You took her hair.
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Abra, abracadabra
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You know, folks,
when you grow up as a magician...
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the first escape you learn
is generally from a school locker.
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The jocks hated us...
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because we always stole
their girlfriends away from them...
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using the power of magic!
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- I like the blond.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Makes you look cute.
- Thanks.
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So I finally got this
new bed that I ordered.
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What?
Sorry, I'm just trying to concentrate.
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Behind you.
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It's an octuple king. Biggest bed in Vegas.
Easily sleeps two dozen adults.
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If the phone rings and I'm on the other
side of the bed, I can't get to it.
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There's no way. Sword.
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Ahh! God, that was close.
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The point is, it's a huge bed.
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And I was wondering,
would you like to see it tonight...
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nakedly?
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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea...
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- ...since we just started working together--
- Listen, Nicole.
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- It's Jane.
- Sword.
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I know this is your first show and it's
all very new and fresh and exciting...
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but when you have
done this 5000 times...
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you'll find that having sex with me
is the only way...
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to mitigate the miserable drudgery
of your existence.
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- My point is this. Let's just have sex.
- It's not gonna happen.
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- You a lesbian? - Ls every woman
who doesn't sleep with you...
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- ...a lesbian?
- Mm, no. I've slept with plenty of lesbians.
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Wow. I've worshiped you for 10 years and
you've just made me hate you in 60 seconds.
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Hmm. Right there.
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Looks like I'm the one
who scored this time, you dumb jock!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our most famous illusion.
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- You know where we're going with this one.
- One we call:
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- "Man Head/Lady Body."
- "Man Head/Lady Body."
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Right!
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All right, here we go. Here we go.
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In order to accomplish
this impossible feat of impossibility...
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we are going to need a female
volunteer from the audience.
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Female volunteer.
Let's see who we have.
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Who will it be for "Man Head/Lady Body"?
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Ahh.
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Would you care to join me onstage?
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How about a round of applause?
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Mm.
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I can't believe I'm really making out
with Burt Wonderstone.
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This must be the thrill
of a lifetime for you.
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Your place is so beautiful.
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This is not my place.
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This is my place.
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Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
- Yes, it is.
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- Look at you!
- Look at me.
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- Oh, my God, look at your costume!
- Yes, yes.
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Posters.
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Oh, my God! There you are!
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- And here I am.
- Aw.
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Yes. Come with me, please.
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Ah.
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Would you do me a kindness
and jump up on the bench, please?
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Legs facing that way, arms as if
you're holding a giant pumpkin.
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Good.
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So, Miranda,
what are your hopes and dreams?
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Well, I'd really like
to own my own hair salons.
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That's great. You're interesting.
Follow me, please.
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There will be no biting or scratching,
anything that can leave a mark.
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This is a standard release form
acknowledging that you are over 18...
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and that you are willingly consenting to
the sex acts that we are about to commit.
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It's a lot of paperwork.
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- It's a lot of sex acts.
- Mm.
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Oh, my God! It's huge!
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Biggest bed in Vegas.
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Hey, ahem, Jimbo! Hey, there you go.
Sprinkle the infield there.
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You've done such a great job today.
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I just want to reward you for your
excellent service with this $100 bill.
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You're just gonna turn it
into a $1 bill when I take it.
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I don't know where that's coming from.
Who would do that?
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That's mean. A $1 bill
is a horrible tip.
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I'm giving you $100.
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Heh.
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Oh, my gosh. You got me again.
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Yes, I did. You never learn.
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- He never learns.
- Agh.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, Jim, I think you've got something
in your pocket.
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Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
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Oh.
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Look who's here.
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Bun?
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Anton. Lucius Belvedere.
Rick the implausible.
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This is a rare treat.
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I can't remember the last time
I saw you two together offstage.
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We're both busy, that's all.
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We see each other every day.
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- So how's the show going?
- Not so good. Good.
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Pretty good. It's okay.
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I'm in the lobby doing the 2 to 2:30 shift.
Wednesdays through--
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Well, just Wednesdays.
Plus I'm doing some webisodes.
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- Drum up business that way.
- What the hell is a webisode?
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Are you being serious? What's a webis--?
It's a show that you do on the Internet.
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It's just like being on TV or having a
movie except you don't go through...
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you know, all the hassle
of people seeing it.
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00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,614
What happened to your hand?
240
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,743
Oh, one of my Bengal tigers
has been getting a little bitey lately.
241
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,038
That's why I'm a comedy magician,
not a big cat magician.
242
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,291
I want to kill onstage,
not have some tiger rip my hand--
243
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,669
I don't want to get killed.
I want to kill on--
244
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,462
You know what? Just forget it.
245
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,797
- It's tough.
- It is tough.
246
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,258
- It is tough.
- It was funny in my head.
247
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,760
If I spend more than an hour away
from my cats...
248
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,929
they forget who I am and attack me.
249
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,931
Sounds like my wife and kids.
250
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,809
If, you know, by "wife and kids"
I meant my ferrets.
251
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,771
You know, if I had a wife and kids
and wasn't just home alone.
252
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,109
- What's going on out there?
- Eating Popsicle after Popsicle.
253
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:56,280
I don't know, we should probably go check it out.
Like, as a group? Bunch of friends?
254
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,085
Appreciate it.
You seem like an open-minded crowd.
255
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,964
Things are about to happen here that may
be difficult for many of you to process.
256
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:18,427
If you're at all squeamish, I encourage
you to take shelter inside the casinos.
257
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,137
Move along.
258
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,433
Or just turn it off.
259
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,686
I'll give you a moment.
260
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,155
Congratulations.
You are truly brave.
261
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:41,325
I only hope you're ready
to face the fire!
262
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,870
Get it off! Get off!
263
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,165
He totally nailed you
with that fireball, man.
264
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,292
Sorry. Guilty pleasure.
265
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,504
You're a really good sport.
Whatever that means.
266
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,674
- Would you like to help me with a trick?
- Sure.
267
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,134
Now he done it.
268
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,145
Who is this hot mess?
269
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,522
That's Steve Gray, the street magician.
270
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,192
That guy's a magician?
He doesn't even have a costume.
271
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,779
Pick a card. Show it to the
crowd and that whole deal.
272
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,366
Now take the marker from your pocket...
273
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,327
and write your mother's
name on that card.
274
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,995
But I don't have a--
275
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,206
Oh, snap!
276
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,291
What's with all the cameras?
277
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,378
Oh, he's shooting his cable show,
Brain Rapist.
278
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,713
- "Brain Rapist"?
- Yeah.
279
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,548
You live in a bubble or something?
280
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,092
Come on, come on, come on.
281
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,845
Dorothy. His mother's name is Dorothy.
282
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,055
Pretty name.
283
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:49,309
I'm gonna take Dorothy,
slide her into the center of the deck...
284
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,561
and put her back in my pocket.
285
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,564
Now punch me in the face.
286
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:57,567
- What?
- Punch me in the face. Hard as you can.
287
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,319
- I'm not gonna do that.
- Of course.
288
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:03,240
Sometimes the roles we're forced to play
in life are difficult to understand.
289
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,034
Like your mother, Dorothy...
290
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:10,038
who, for the good of sailors
everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
291
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,416
Whorethy. That's what they called her.
292
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,084
Surrender, Whorethy.
293
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,294
You're not in Kansas anymore, Whorethy.
294
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,759
- No, no, no.
- Jesus.
295
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,971
- Is that guy a plant?
- That looked like a real punch.
296
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:29,766
It's okay!
297
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,226
I've already forgiven him.
298
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,771
I provoked him
and awakened his pain body.
299
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,985
- Oh.
- Wow.
300
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,279
That's swelling up pretty quick.
301
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,406
I better let the pressure off.
302
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:55,625
Better.
303
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,045
Ha-ha-ha. Wait.
304
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,338
Feels like there's something in there.
305
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:03,800
Let me just...
306
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,016
One!
307
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,809
Two!
308
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,811
Three!
309
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,105
Daddy!
310
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,152
I wonder what this could be.
311
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,326
It's the card!
312
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,535
Oh, that's nuts!
313
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,704
As it was in the beginning...
314
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,791
so shall it be in the end.
315
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,669
I tried to warn them.
316
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,840
That's it.
317
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,012
That's crazy, man!
318
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,599
Go! Go!
319
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,901
Hello. I haven't seen you around.
320
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,862
I don't believe I have had the pleasure.
321
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:12,244
We caught your thing
out on the street...
322
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:16,373
and it was disgusting.
But pretty good.
323
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,376
Good. Bad.
324
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:22,879
I don't eat from that tree.
325
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,384
Hey, any chance I can get you
to sign something for me?
326
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:31,263
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs,
but I suppose I can make an exception.
327
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,056
It's a release form.
328
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:37,936
Just in case we caught you in the background.
I don't want to have to pixelate your face.
329
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:39,563
Mm.
330
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,899
- Do I need to sign a release form?
- No, I can pixelate your face.
331
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,446
So, anywho,
we have a show over at Bally's...
332
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:52,075
and I could get you some comps,
if you'd like to take a look at our act.
333
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,328
We do this one trick,
it's a man's head--
334
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,205
I tell you what.
335
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:01,251
Pretend I'm still here and
tell me all about it.
336
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,435
From Chicago, Brain Rapist.
337
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:21,813
The world record for
staring was 24 hours.
338
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:25,483
But I've been doing it for over three
days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
339
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,362
So I'm gonna spice things up
with a little pepper spray.
340
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,072
Bring it.
341
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:41,499
Do you see me blinking?
I'm not blinking!
342
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,753
For a very long time!
343
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:53,303
- He's like a god. A god of pepper spray.
Uncomfortable, but in a great way.
344
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,804
Certainly not human.
345
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,640
"BOTH".
He broke the record!
346
00:25:56,806 --> 00:26:00,644
Here at Bally's, you'll be pampered
like an enormous baby.
347
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,980
There's a hair dryer and an
ironing board in every room.
348
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,066
And if you like steakhouses...
349
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:10,654
you'll love Bally's signature
steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
350
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:13,823
And after dinner, check out
the Incredible Burt & Anton...
351
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:17,035
in their own Burt & Anton Theater.
352
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:24,501
Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
353
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,378
Abra, abracabadbra
354
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,631
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
355
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,299
And I'm Anton Marvelton.
356
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,802
But, of course, you already knew that.
357
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,644
In order to achieve this impossible feat
of impossibility...
358
00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:46,690
we will need a female volunteer
from the audience. Who will that be?
359
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,192
Who will the female volunteer be?
360
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,905
All right.
361
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,701
Nope.
362
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,536
You're a dude.
363
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,039
Yes, $2 million.
364
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,709
Two point five million.
365
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,878
Okay. I'm sorry about that, guys.
366
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,631
How are you?
367
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,008
I am incredible.
368
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,260
Mm. Wow.
369
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,345
Look how big Judah's gotten.
370
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,597
- Yeah.
- How old is he now?
371
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,393
I don't know.
372
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,939
But I'll tell you what. That kid?
That kid is your biggest fan.
373
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,274
Ah. I love it!
374
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:31,901
Unfortunately, I'm starting to think
he's your only fan.
375
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,737
Mm. Ha, ha.
376
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,072
- What?
- Your ticket sales suck.
377
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:40,285
- Well, we have a following.
- You need a younger crowd, okay?
378
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,121
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
379
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,916
Ah. God. Let me tell
you about Steve Gray.
380
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,503
All that guys does is mumble and cut himself.
Anybody can do that.
381
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,547
My niece does that. Heh.
382
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:58,011
Well, he's getting a national following
between the ages of 25 and 45.
383
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:01,264
They're calling him the future of magic.
384
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,767
Would you like to see his latest stunt?
385
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,102
Mm-mm. All right.
386
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,733
For 12 long days, he's held his urine.
387
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:12,942
No!
388
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:17,113
"ANNOUNCER". Be there for the final hour
of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
389
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,241
- Ahh!
ANNOUNCER'. "Holding It In."
390
00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:23,787
Is that a fountain over there?
Seriously, could we turn that off?
391
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:25,121
That's not fair.
392
00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,499
Live on Intense TV.
393
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:30,335
I'm sure this is normal,
but my legs are shutting down.
394
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:34,589
What is going through
your mind right now?
395
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,132
I really have to pee, Richard.
396
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:37,634
Yeah.
397
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:42,847
He's made it this far, but will he last?
398
00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:45,892
He should be dead. Right now,
he's got more urine than blood.
399
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:51,272
So join us this Friday
at 9/8 Central on Intense TV.
400
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:57,028
A magician? You call that a magician?
You actually enjoy that?
401
00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,780
I don't enjoy any of this shit.
402
00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,074
All right, Burt...
403
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:05,829
this is the brochure
for my new signature hotel, Doug.
404
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,123
This hotel is the same
as all the other hotels.
405
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:10,708
But I'm going to be charging 70% more
for everything.
406
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,502
Now, do you know why I can do that?
407
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,339
- Because it's shinier?
- Shut up.
408
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,007
Because it's new.
409
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,551
And people love new.
410
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:23,012
And when people love something,
it becomes valuable.
411
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:27,350
So new equals valuable.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
412
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:35,316
You've been doing the same shit
since I hired you.
413
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:39,696
You even come onstage
to that same goddamn song.
414
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,866
It's called "Abracadabra."
And it is considered a modern classic.
415
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:45,493
- It's shit.
- I agree with him, Burt.
416
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:49,372
There's no reason we couldn't do
something big. Headline-grabbing.
417
00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:51,291
I am not holding my piss!
418
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,042
Steve Gray already did that.
419
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,752
He owns that. He owns it.
420
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:57,881
You need to do something else,
something fresh.
421
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,259
I suppose I could hold my poop.
422
00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:04,721
I'll have a large meal.
I'll eat some yogurt and granola.
423
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,223
And I'll hold my poop. For 24 hours.
424
00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:09,851
- What is wrong with him?
- "Will Burt poop?"
425
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,186
"Will it happen?"
426
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:12,979
"Will he crap his pants?"
427
00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:17,400
I think I've got something.
428
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,579
Keep coming.
429
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,417
Now, why do you call it The Hot Box?
430
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:39,088
Well, the Vegas sun will effectively
turn the Plexiglas box into an oven.
431
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:42,592
We estimate the interior temperature
may hit 200 degrees.
432
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:46,054
And you and Burt Wonderstone plan
to stay in the box an entire week?
433
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,807
That's right, reporter. Hello.
434
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,267
Excuse us.
435
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,270
What are you wearing?
436
00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:57,315
My magician's costume
because I am a magician.
437
00:30:57,482 --> 00:31:00,944
The whole point of this is to update our act.
You need to go change.
438
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:05,281
Now this is Vegas, baby. Look at this crowd.
This is what I'm talking about.
439
00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,617
This is awesome.
I wish I could come with you.
440
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:10,912
You don't want to do that, son.
It's gonna smell like ass in there.
441
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,539
Okay, guys, we're ready for you.
442
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,624
- You're gonna wear that?
- Yes.
443
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,293
It's velvet, Burt. You're gonna die.
444
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:24,759
Ah. That's better.
445
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,511
Everybody dance now
446
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,514
Ladies and gentlemen,
the beautiful Nicole!
447
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:37,105
Just remember,
all you have to do is nothing.
448
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:41,818
Come on, let's sweat
449
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,653
Baby
450
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,366
Let the rhythm move you
451
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:52,412
- Sweat
- Sweat
452
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,622
Let the music take control
453
00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:58,459
Everybody!
Come on, let's sweat
454
00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,587
Baby
455
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:05,216
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
456
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:25,028
Whoo.
457
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,572
All right.
458
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:41,669
I just realized I won't
be having sex for a week.
459
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,468
- What are you doing?
- Breathing exercises.
460
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,053
I've been doing them all week.
461
00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:52,597
- You're practicing breathing?
- Yes.
462
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:54,474
0kay.)'-
463
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,225
A nice view.
464
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,104
It's smaller than I thought it would be.
465
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,732
Okay, maybe if you'd come
to even one rehearsal--
466
00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:04,525
"Maybe if you'd come to rehearsal."
467
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:07,528
Maybe you need to rehearse
sitting in a box, Anton. I don't.
468
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,614
- Fine.
- Not this guy.
469
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,910
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!
470
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,746
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
- No, it's so small!
471
00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,623
Relax. It's only been 20 minutes.
472
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,083
- Don't touch me!
- Okay.
473
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,090
We're just having fun!
474
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:37,308
Burt! Stop it!
475
00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:38,726
Please, just calm down.
476
00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:42,271
- Burt, you're going to break the box.
- No, you're gonna break the box!
477
00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,622
Help us!
478
00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:02,125
Help me. Help me.
479
00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,335
- Burt!
- Help me, I'm slipping! Aah!
480
00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:08,172
This is the best trick ever!
481
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,134
Hold on, Burt! Breathe, Burt!
482
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,969
- Don't panic!
- Shut up!
483
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,097
Lower the crane!
484
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,057
- What are you doing? No!
- Climbing!
485
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:19,767
Hey, not there!
486
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,478
You're killing me!
487
00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,772
Hurry up! Unh!
488
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,527
No, Bum!
489
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:36,451
Oh, my ankles are broken.
490
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,495
Aah! Your face got me right in the knee.
491
00:34:39,662 --> 00:34:41,330
I told you this was a bad idea.
492
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,291
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
493
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,502
It was a good idea screwed up
by a pompous ass!
494
00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:49,005
Oh, really? Agh!
495
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:51,215
This partnership is over. I quit!
496
00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:53,718
What? Just because a couple
of broken ankles?
497
00:34:53,885 --> 00:34:56,179
- Some of his ribs are broken.
- You are so selfish!
498
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:59,849
Me? I can't believe I put up with you
for so many years!
499
00:35:00,016 --> 00:35:02,810
You know what? I don't need you.
Nobody comes to see you.
500
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:05,354
They call it "The
Incredible Burt & Anton"...
501
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:08,149
not "The Incredible Burt
& the Incredible Anton"!
502
00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:11,944
- "The incredible" applies to both of us!
- That is a hateful thing to say!
503
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,071
Whatever! You're welcome to it!
504
00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:17,825
- Good luck, you incredible asshole!
- Aah!
505
00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:20,828
- You're gonna be all right.
- We don't know that yet.
506
00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,121
Oh.
507
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,332
You're the asshole.
508
00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:26,167
That's it?
509
00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:30,379
Thirty years of friendship, Burt.
Say something.
510
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,144
Ladies and gentlemen...
511
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,854
The Hot Box!
512
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:50,566
Yes, folks, it's truly a sad day.
513
00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,321
Judah!
514
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:58,032
Judah, move your little ass.
515
00:36:00,243 --> 00:36:01,702
Burt, are you here?
516
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:05,081
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
517
00:36:05,248 --> 00:36:08,251
- It's Jane. I'll wait till you're done.
- No! It's a bubble bath.
518
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,586
You can't see anything. Come on in.
519
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:13,923
Okay. I just think we need to talk
about everything because I just--
520
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:16,300
Oh, my God! Burt.
521
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:19,595
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
522
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,057
There. That's not better.
523
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,936
Listen. I wanted to talk to you
about the show.
524
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,814
The show goes on.
525
00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:33,776
"A Magical Friendship."
526
00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:35,987
- Yes, and?
- Anton is gone.
527
00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:39,949
- So?
- How are we gonna do the show?
528
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:42,618
- Nicole. Let me explain something.
- Jane.
529
00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:46,789
I don't need a partner. I never needed
a partner, certainly not Anton.
530
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:50,793
He was just a weight around my legs.
531
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,795
What did he ever bring to the equation?
532
00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:58,467
Business acumen
and ideas and friendship. Pfft!
533
00:36:58,634 --> 00:36:59,760
Better off without him.
534
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:02,054
- You think you can handle it on your own?
- Mm-hm.
535
00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:06,142
- Give it a shot, because I can't watch this.
- I don't need him and I don't need you!
536
00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:07,977
Good, because you don't have us.
537
00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:11,147
And another thing!
Why don't you get in the tub?
538
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,857
Oh, God.
539
00:37:28,331 --> 00:37:33,669
Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
540
00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:36,881
Abra, abracabadbra
541
00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:40,551
Abracabadbra
542
00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:44,680
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
543
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:47,350
But, of course, you already knew that.
544
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:51,020
Abra, abracabadbra
545
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,690
I wanna reach out and grab ya
546
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:58,319
Abra, abracabadbra
547
00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,698
Now, what you may not know...
548
00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:08,537
is that I have been magical friends
with each other since I was young boys.
549
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:12,124
I've always known
that there was something different...
550
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,543
about my friendship...
551
00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,379
with myself.
552
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,422
Hey, remember my games of Hangman?
553
00:38:18,589 --> 00:38:19,882
I sure do.
554
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:25,680
But I played them a little differently
than the other kids.
555
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,731
Hold on, hold on.
556
00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:37,900
Cloak.
557
00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:44,156
"Hangman."
558
00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:33,456
- That was shit. That was shit.
- I think that went pretty damn well.
559
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:35,458
It was a train wreck!
560
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:37,293
That is it! I'm pulling the plug!
561
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,794
What are you talking about?
562
00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:42,923
You said you were gonna do a new show! That
was the same show, just without Anton!
563
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,468
You can't be magical
friends with yourself!
564
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:49,805
Fine! Any hotel in Vegas
would kill to have Burt Wonderstone.
565
00:39:49,972 --> 00:39:53,142
- Really?
- And besides, I put away a ton of money.
566
00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:55,352
You put away almost nothing.
567
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,606
What are all these words?
This is gobbledygook.
568
00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:01,484
- What about all my investments?
- Yes, okay. Good.
569
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,319
What about them? Here you go.
570
00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:07,490
There's your imported Mexican
spring water, Aqua de Leche.
571
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,493
That was a very classy product.
High-end packaging.
572
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:11,994
It's Mexican water, Burt.
573
00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:15,331
You were selling the promise
of diarrhea for three bucks a bottle.
574
00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:18,375
How about the millions you put
into that theme restaurant.
575
00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,878
James Cameron's Titanic Cafe
was a great idea.
576
00:40:21,045 --> 00:40:22,505
Our only mistakes were:
577
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:26,258
A, made the floor too slanty,
food kept sliding off the plates...
578
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:30,096
and B,
did not get James Cameron's permission.
579
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:32,389
Gotta get permission.
We talked about that.
580
00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:35,226
It's your lavish lifestyle.
Don't you understand, Burt?
581
00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:39,355
You spent $75,000 last month
on bed sheets.
582
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:43,025
Are you telling me
that I don't have any money?
583
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:50,157
You have a savings bond. Here.
584
00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:56,372
Two hundred dollars
that my nana gave to me.
585
00:40:56,539 --> 00:41:00,835
Yeah, $200 in 1973.
586
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:02,336
Today it is worth:
587
00:41:03,254 --> 00:41:05,631
$248.
588
00:41:07,049 --> 00:41:09,844
Hmm. Hmm.
589
00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:12,513
The pout.
590
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:46,422
- Burt'?
- Hello, Nicole. How are you? That's great.
591
00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:51,719
I had to give up my suite,
so I was wondering if I might be able...
592
00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:56,765
- ...to crash at your place for a couple of nights.
- Oh, that's probably not a good idea, because--
593
00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,603
Well, here's the thing.
I have not eaten in 24 hours...
594
00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:05,274
because it turns out that room service
does not deliver outside the hotel.
595
00:42:05,441 --> 00:42:08,277
Yeah, that's pretty standard. I--
596
00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:15,784
I guess you could stay here for a night.
Do you know where I live?
597
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:23,876
I am in need of rabbit
food and birdseed.
598
00:42:24,919 --> 00:42:27,963
- Wow. You really were hungry.
- Mm.
599
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,466
I almost ate one of my rabbits.
600
00:42:30,633 --> 00:42:32,968
But they're riddled with lice.
601
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:37,139
Look at me. Burt Wonderstone,
the greatest magician in the world...
602
00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:40,643
sitting in this cruddy
little apartment, eating slop.
603
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:41,977
What is this?
604
00:42:42,144 --> 00:42:44,605
It's pan-roasted tilapia
with squash blossoms.
605
00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:48,609
Horrible gruel.
I imagine this is what prisoners eat.
606
00:42:48,776 --> 00:42:50,903
I'll get it. Let me get that.
607
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,905
Thank you.
608
00:42:54,657 --> 00:42:56,992
Oh, that's not-- Um.
609
00:42:57,201 --> 00:42:58,327
0kay.)'-
610
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,835
That's me and my grandmother.
She was a showgirl.
611
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:08,671
I used to come visit her in Vegas...
612
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:12,633
and that's when I first saw your show
at the Golden Nugget. It was so good.
613
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,844
I knew right then and there
that I wanted to do magic.
614
00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:17,805
- Really?
- Yes.
615
00:43:17,972 --> 00:43:19,306
Do you know what time it is?
616
00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:20,849
It...
617
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,853
Very good. Give it back, please.
618
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,146
I already did.
619
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,652
- Fine. You can do a little sleight of hand.
- Oh, your wallet.
620
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,612
Hmm.
621
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,990
Oh, God, you really are broke.
Five dollars?
622
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:39,159
L-- I actually need that.
623
00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:42,663
Don't crumple it.
624
00:43:48,419 --> 00:43:50,671
I have millions of ideas
for tricks, Burt.
625
00:43:50,838 --> 00:43:53,549
Did you really think I wanted
to be a magician's assistant?
626
00:43:53,716 --> 00:43:55,092
- Yes.
- No, Burt!
627
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,052
Make me your partner.
628
00:43:57,219 --> 00:43:58,887
- Poor, sweet Nicole.
- My name's Jane.
629
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,557
My act is incredibly intricate.
630
00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:04,143
It is a product of years of study
and training...
631
00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:08,981
and, no offense, but you are a girl.
632
00:44:09,732 --> 00:44:11,066
You gotta be kidding me.
633
00:44:11,233 --> 00:44:14,236
Not that girls can't do magic.
It's just that men are better at it.
634
00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:16,447
You know what?
I don't want you staying here.
635
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:18,240
And I don't want to work with you.
636
00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:20,743
Just because I said that men
are better than women?
637
00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:24,580
I said "no offense."
Therefore, you cannot be offended.
638
00:44:24,747 --> 00:44:25,789
Legally.
639
00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:29,543
When I saw you ten years ago,
you loved what you did.
640
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,254
I could feel it all the
way in the back row...
641
00:44:32,421 --> 00:44:36,592
and now you're just a sad,
pathetic shell of what you once were...
642
00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:38,594
and I don't want any part of it.
643
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,098
What are you doing?
644
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,143
Did I misread the situation?
645
00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:49,104
- Yes. Badly. Just get out.
- Fine.
646
00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:52,107
- I have many options.
- Great.
647
00:45:27,518 --> 00:45:29,603
It's so small.
648
00:45:30,479 --> 00:45:33,732
No, I'm saying this bed is the
size a dog would use, or a small child.
649
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,359
I need a bigger bed.
650
00:45:39,363 --> 00:45:42,866
This is your town, Burt.
Tomorrow you take it back.
651
00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:44,660
Steve Wynn, please.
652
00:45:44,827 --> 00:45:46,829
Burt Wonderstone.
653
00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:50,249
Well, do you know when he'll be out
of the meeting?
654
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:52,668
Shh.
655
00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:54,336
I'm trying to talk to Steve Wynn.
656
00:45:54,503 --> 00:45:57,172
Would you tell the Hilton family
Burt Wonderstone called?
657
00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,091
Can you have Mr. Trump call me back?
658
00:45:59,258 --> 00:46:01,176
I don't care which Hilton.
Nicky will do.
659
00:46:01,343 --> 00:46:05,514
Well, can you have Mrs. Trump call me back?
Mr. Luxor, please.
660
00:46:06,557 --> 00:46:08,058
I don't understand.
661
00:46:08,225 --> 00:46:10,352
Don't think so. I'm not
looking for a partner.
662
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:13,814
I've been a solo act for a million years
and it's going pretty good.
663
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:16,233
- David, how long have we been friends?
- We're not friends.
664
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,237
Mm-hm. Mm-hm, but if we teamed up, it could
bring your career to the next level.
665
00:46:20,404 --> 00:46:22,865
Well, I have a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
666
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,491
Imagine this:
667
00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:26,994
"The Incredible Burt & David."
668
00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:28,912
No.
669
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:31,665
All right.
670
00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:10,245
Thank you.
I can make a lot of liquids disappear...
671
00:47:10,412 --> 00:47:13,874
but nothing makes liquids disappear
better than Bounty paper towels.
672
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:17,753
They're the quicker picker-upper.
Two rolls for 2.99.
673
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,129
All right, Burt.
674
00:47:19,296 --> 00:47:21,423
- This should do it.
- Thank you, Terry.
675
00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:24,176
If I can do anything else for you,
you have my card.
676
00:47:24,343 --> 00:47:26,220
- Got it.
- My cell phone number's on there.
677
00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:29,765
Uh-huh.
- I will leave my ringer on vibrate.
678
00:47:43,612 --> 00:47:46,281
- You're the man!
- That's right, Steve!
679
00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:50,911
I'm sure you've seen people walk
on red-hot coals.
680
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:53,956
But I doubt you've seen anyone...
681
00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:55,791
spend the night...
682
00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:57,960
on red-hot coals.
683
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:00,254
No way!
684
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,382
You know what I say
when I see a bed of...
685
00:48:04,591 --> 00:48:05,926
red-hot coals?
686
00:48:06,093 --> 00:48:07,844
Bring it!
687
00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:10,597
Lucky guess.
688
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:39,501
Now, what you're smelling is not
barbecue, ladies and gentlemen.
689
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,211
It is my actual flesh.
690
00:48:41,378 --> 00:48:43,130
That's crazy.
691
00:48:43,297 --> 00:48:44,923
See you in the morning!
692
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:49,595
Somebody get me a wake-up call,
or I'll sleep right through!
693
00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:10,884
Under the O, 62.
694
00:50:13,095 --> 00:50:17,432
This is our common room where you'll
be doing the majority of your shit.
695
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:19,267
What kind of people end up here?
696
00:50:19,434 --> 00:50:21,645
Well, most of them were performers
on the Strip.
697
00:50:21,812 --> 00:50:24,398
- Lounge singers, strippers.
- B-1, baby.
698
00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:26,400
Celebrity impersonators.
699
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:29,903
- So this is where old entertainers go to die.
- Mm-hm.
700
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,947
And some not so old.
701
00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:40,455
Hello. How are you?
702
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,459
What's your name?
703
00:50:44,626 --> 00:50:45,752
- Grace.
- Mm.
704
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:48,296
Grace, I'm Burt.
705
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,465
That's a lovely bracelet you have.
706
00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:52,884
May I see that for a minute?
707
00:50:56,263 --> 00:50:58,056
Take your time.
708
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,564
The clasp is in the back.
709
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,067
Yes. Oh, there we go.
710
00:51:09,609 --> 00:51:11,319
Oh. Thank you.
711
00:51:11,486 --> 00:51:14,197
Now, watch this.
712
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:19,286
Aah! Where did it go?
713
00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:21,455
I don't know.
714
00:51:21,872 --> 00:51:25,167
My granddaughter gave that to me.
715
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,336
What have you done? Oh.
716
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,797
No. It's right here.
717
00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:34,217
I have it. I have it. I have it.
It's right here.
718
00:51:34,384 --> 00:51:35,552
I'm a magician.
719
00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:39,139
I should have explained
that to you earlier.
720
00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:40,849
Oh, my God.
721
00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:45,353
It's all right.
722
00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:51,777
Sir, if you would do me a kindness
and select one card only from this deck.
723
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,487
He's forcing it on you.
724
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:58,158
- Show the card to others. Do not show me.
- Don't do it. He's a hack.
725
00:51:58,325 --> 00:51:59,367
Shh.
726
00:51:59,868 --> 00:52:02,954
Please put the card back in the deck.
Do not show me the card.
727
00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:06,750
- I will out the deck once--
He already knows the card.
728
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:08,710
- Is this your card?
- No.
729
00:52:08,877 --> 00:52:11,379
- Really? Hmm. That's odd.
- It's part of the bit.
730
00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:14,925
He's gonna guess wrong twice and then
tell you the card's in your pocket.
731
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,885
Thank you, sir, for ruining the trick.
732
00:52:17,052 --> 00:52:19,262
Well, thank you for being so terrible.
733
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:30,440
Hey, pal. Cardigan.
734
00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:34,569
- What's your problem?
- I don't have a problem, but you do.
735
00:52:34,736 --> 00:52:37,155
- Oh.
- Your Zarrow Shuffle is sloppy...
736
00:52:37,322 --> 00:52:39,866
your lips move
when you do the Elmsley Count...
737
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:43,370
and your patter is boring and sad.
You wanna try and dazzle people...
738
00:52:43,537 --> 00:52:45,539
not put them to
sleep, for God's sakes.
739
00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:46,915
Really? What else?
740
00:52:47,082 --> 00:52:50,460
People want to think what they're seeing
is real magic, not a magic show.
741
00:52:50,627 --> 00:52:53,713
If you don't believe what you're doing,
how are they gonna believe?
742
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,423
You got no joy in you, son.
743
00:52:55,590 --> 00:52:56,800
You got no passion.
744
00:52:56,967 --> 00:53:00,554
You may have seen these tricks a
thousand times before, but they haven't.
745
00:53:05,392 --> 00:53:06,434
Oh, my God.
746
00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:10,146
You're Rance Holloway.
747
00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:14,526
L.
748
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:19,114
I had your magic kit as a kid.
You're the reason I became a magician.
749
00:53:19,281 --> 00:53:20,949
I'll give you your money back.
750
00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:24,160
Well, I don't think you understand.
751
00:53:24,494 --> 00:53:26,413
I am Burt Wonderstone.
752
00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:29,958
I gather from that I'm supposed
to pass out now'?
753
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,712
Well, I headlined at Bally's
for the last ten years.
754
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,338
I'm very, very famous.
755
00:53:36,131 --> 00:53:39,593
Well, I quit the business
and I don't read the trades...
756
00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:41,428
and I'm late for my coma.
757
00:53:41,595 --> 00:53:44,973
Well, perhaps we could just talk
for a couple of minutes?
758
00:53:45,807 --> 00:53:47,434
Bye.
759
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:11,666
This could win it!
760
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,835
Tonight on The Brain Rapist:
761
00:54:14,002 --> 00:54:15,462
Will there be blood?
762
00:54:17,339 --> 00:54:19,341
And that brings us to
our profile tonight.
763
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:23,011
A man who left behind the glitz and
glamour of Las Vegas stardom...
764
00:54:23,178 --> 00:54:25,305
to follow a different path.
765
00:54:25,472 --> 00:54:27,474
His name is Anton Marvelton.
766
00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:38,401
I started Operation Presto! Because I saw
how much suffering there was in the world.
767
00:54:38,568 --> 00:54:43,907
I go to places where the children
have neither food nor clean water...
768
00:54:45,158 --> 00:54:46,493
and I give them magic.
769
00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:50,372
And do you also give them food
and clean water?
770
00:54:52,207 --> 00:54:55,585
Well, no. I'm a magician. I bring magic.
771
00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:59,005
Hi, kids! Here you go.
772
00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:00,840
That's for you.
773
00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,884
Here you go, young man.
774
00:55:03,051 --> 00:55:04,427
And for you.
775
00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:06,554
Let's see that smile. Ha-ha-ha.
776
00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:09,182
Don't worry, I have
plenty for everybody.
777
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,725
What have we here?
778
00:55:10,892 --> 00:55:12,435
Presto! Ha-ha-ha.
779
00:55:12,936 --> 00:55:14,396
That's not all.
780
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:16,898
Hey, here you go.
781
00:55:17,065 --> 00:55:18,858
How about that?
782
00:55:22,028 --> 00:55:23,279
There you are.
783
00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:26,074
That's for you, and you.
784
00:55:26,241 --> 00:55:30,286
They should have fresh rabbits
to practice magic with, don't you agree?
785
00:55:30,787 --> 00:55:33,540
This area of the world is so troubled.
786
00:55:33,707 --> 00:55:37,002
Not only is there rampant poverty
and no fresh water...
787
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:41,589
but the locals are also hooked
on a powerful drug called kratom leaf.
788
00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:43,883
It knocks them unconscious for an hour.
789
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,846
So I'm trying to get them off the kratom
and hooked on magic instead.
790
00:55:48,013 --> 00:55:50,682
Now, you're here in part
because you had a falling-out...
791
00:55:50,849 --> 00:55:54,394
with your longtime magic partner
and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
792
00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:56,938
He was my best friend.
793
00:55:57,105 --> 00:55:58,732
He was like a brother to me.
794
00:55:58,898 --> 00:56:01,901
And I'll always be grateful to him
for showing me my first trick.
795
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:04,112
Do you remember what that was?
796
00:56:04,446 --> 00:56:05,947
A disappearing handkerchief.
797
00:56:06,114 --> 00:56:09,075
It's the first trick everyone learns,
but I'll tell you what.
798
00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:11,119
When Burt did it that day...
799
00:56:11,286 --> 00:56:13,663
it really blew my mind.
800
00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:27,302
Rance, let's do some tricks.
801
00:56:28,053 --> 00:56:29,429
Rance.
802
00:56:29,596 --> 00:56:31,222
Aah! Jeez!
803
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:32,474
What are you doing here?
804
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,976
- I wanna do tricks.
- What are you doing in my room?
805
00:56:35,143 --> 00:56:37,479
- Look what I brought. Remember that?
- I don't care.
806
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:40,315
I thought that we could do some tricks
together.
807
00:56:40,482 --> 00:56:43,485
The whole point of the kit was so
that you could do the tricks without me.
808
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:45,987
Ooh! The dangling knot.
809
00:56:46,154 --> 00:56:48,323
And the rings. Remember the rings?
810
00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:50,825
How do these work again?
811
00:56:52,994 --> 00:56:57,332
If I show you how to do the rings,
will you leave me alone?
812
00:56:57,499 --> 00:56:59,042
We'll see.
813
00:56:59,918 --> 00:57:01,503
Ugh.
814
00:57:04,047 --> 00:57:07,258
Slide that one out, you need
to get the fingers, and there.
815
00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:09,677
No good. I can see the
corner of the card.
816
00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:11,846
- Really?
- Yeah.
817
00:57:13,681 --> 00:57:15,683
- There?
- Yeah. Squeeze your fingers tighter.
818
00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:17,685
- All right.
- Tighter!
819
00:57:19,521 --> 00:57:23,191
How in the hell did you ever perform
on a Las Vegas stage?
820
00:57:23,358 --> 00:57:28,029
I didn't do very many card tricks.
I mostly worked with big giant props.
821
00:57:28,196 --> 00:57:29,864
Big giant props.
822
00:57:32,617 --> 00:57:34,369
Do you mind if I ask you something?
823
00:57:34,536 --> 00:57:36,371
If you feel you should.
824
00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:40,083
What happened? I mean, one day you
were headlining at Bally's...
825
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,585
the next day you just disappeared.
826
00:57:43,837 --> 00:57:45,880
Pass me the salt.
827
00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:51,719
Do you remember
why you became a magician?
828
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:54,222
Because everybody loves a magician.
829
00:57:54,389 --> 00:57:56,015
Right.
830
00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:03,356
H ow--?
831
00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:04,607
How'd--?
832
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,402
How'd--?
833
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:11,948
What you're feeling right now...
834
00:58:12,115 --> 00:58:15,243
that sense of awe,
that sense of wonderment...
835
00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:19,038
that sense that anything
in the universe is possible?
836
00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,708
That's why you became a magician.
837
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:24,878
That's why I became a magician.
838
00:58:25,253 --> 00:58:28,089
- That, and the women.
- That, and the women.
839
00:58:28,423 --> 00:58:30,758
So why did you just walk away?
840
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:36,389
I was on a stage one day and,
all of a sudden, it had become rote...
841
00:58:36,598 --> 00:58:38,016
it'd become mechanical...
842
00:58:38,183 --> 00:58:41,269
and I didn't like that feeling.
843
00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:43,771
So I walked away and
I never looked back.
844
00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:46,941
Hmm.
845
00:58:51,613 --> 00:58:55,617
Honestly, how did you do that
with the bird?
846
00:58:58,328 --> 00:59:01,164
It's partially deboned.
847
00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:28,608
Hello?
848
00:59:31,152 --> 00:59:33,029
I'll be right there.
849
00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:34,656
Burt! Burt, how are you?
850
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:36,616
- Doug.
- Come here.
851
00:59:37,325 --> 00:59:39,786
- How you holding up?
- Very well, very well.
852
00:59:39,953 --> 00:59:41,454
Have a seat.
853
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:42,872
Ah!
854
00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:47,168
So like I said,
I want to talk to you about performing.
855
00:59:47,335 --> 00:59:51,756
Yes, yes, yes. So, what do you think?
A triumphant return to Bally's?
856
00:59:51,923 --> 00:59:56,761
Or, perhaps, a new show
at your new hotel?
857
00:59:56,928 --> 00:59:59,013
Well, actually,
I had something else in mind.
858
00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:00,974
Ah. All right.
859
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,851
See, Judah is turning, um...
860
01:00:04,477 --> 01:00:08,523
I don't know. He's turning something, and
we're having a little party at the house...
861
01:00:08,690 --> 01:00:12,944
and when I asked him who he would
like to perform at the party...
862
01:00:13,111 --> 01:00:15,154
he told me he wanted you.
863
01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,198
Really?
864
01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:22,370
I know, I know. I couldn't
believe it either.
865
01:00:23,162 --> 01:00:27,542
I offered him Miley Cyrus
and Justin Bieber and Mandy Patinkin.
866
01:00:27,709 --> 01:00:30,086
But no, no. He told me he wanted you:
867
01:00:30,295 --> 01:00:33,214
The great and wonderful
Burt Wonderstone.
868
01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:35,216
Hmm.
869
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:38,386
For ten years,
I played the biggest room in Vegas.
870
01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:41,222
I traveled the world,
I dined with kings.
871
01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:43,516
- And now--
- I'll pay you 500 bucks.
872
01:00:43,683 --> 01:00:45,518
- I will do it!
- Good.
873
01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:51,399
Doug Munny asked me to perform
at his kid's birthday party.
874
01:00:51,566 --> 01:00:53,735
Ooh. Are you gonna do it?
875
01:00:54,235 --> 01:00:58,281
- I will if you'll be my partner.
- I don't know. I'd have to shave.
876
01:00:58,448 --> 01:00:59,949
Come on, Rance, it'll be fun.
877
01:01:00,116 --> 01:01:04,120
I see it in your eyes. When you do a
trick, it's like you're 8O again.
878
01:01:06,581 --> 01:01:09,792
I want to show you something
that I think will change your mind.
879
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:13,046
I'm 75.
880
01:01:13,379 --> 01:01:15,798
Ladies and gentlemen, The Human Pifiata!
881
01:01:15,965 --> 01:01:19,385
Now, this morning,
I ate a thousand pieces of hard candy...
882
01:01:19,552 --> 01:01:22,472
and I've got to get them out
or I will surely die.
883
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,932
- What is this, an escape?
- I wouldn't count on it.
884
01:01:25,099 --> 01:01:26,893
Come on, hit me as hard as you can.
885
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:29,729
Hit me! Yeah! Is that all you got?
886
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:35,485
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
887
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:37,570
Can I be a magician when I grow up?
888
01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,113
Maybe if you get good grades.
889
01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:44,410
This is what they call magic these days?
This is some kind of terrible shit!
890
01:01:46,496 --> 01:01:47,622
Go, go, go!
891
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:52,418
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
892
01:02:05,431 --> 01:02:06,474
Nicole?
893
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,143
Jane.
894
01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:17,151
Goddamn, that's the worst thing
I ever saw in my life.
895
01:02:17,819 --> 01:02:20,488
And I saw my kids being born.
896
01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:23,282
Holy mackerel. Are you kidding me, Burt?
897
01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:26,494
You never told us you were friends
with the famous Rance Holloway!
898
01:02:26,661 --> 01:02:28,162
It is an honor, sir.
899
01:02:28,329 --> 01:02:30,206
- You're too kind.
- Mr. Holloway.
900
01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:32,834
What in the hell happened to you?
901
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,087
I work with cats. Large cats.
902
01:02:36,295 --> 01:02:40,883
I went on a date last night and one
of them got jealous and ripped my face.
903
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:43,719
- Goddamn.
- Well, my girlfriend got it worse.
904
01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:50,351
They said this was a magicians' bar.
905
01:02:51,686 --> 01:02:54,522
- What are you doing in here?
- Mr. Gray.
906
01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:57,316
What you do is not magic.
907
01:02:58,526 --> 01:02:59,569
It is monkey porn.
908
01:03:00,069 --> 01:03:03,823
I understand. It's natural for a dying
leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.
909
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,783
- Mm.
- It's not about pulling a rabbit...
910
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:07,535
out of your hat anymore.
911
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:10,830
It's about pulling your heart
out of your chest.
912
01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:16,711
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
913
01:03:16,878 --> 01:03:20,715
It means I take people's nightmares
and turn them into dream realities.
914
01:03:21,549 --> 01:03:24,177
What in the fuck is a dream reality?
915
01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:25,928
And you are...?
916
01:03:26,095 --> 01:03:30,057
Hold on a minute, Steve. You're telling
us you don't know who Rance Holloway is?
917
01:03:30,224 --> 01:03:32,477
- Never heard of him.
- We owe this man everything.
918
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:34,228
And you don't know who he is.
919
01:03:34,395 --> 01:03:37,064
I didn't say I don't know who he is.
920
01:03:37,231 --> 01:03:38,941
I said I've never heard of him.
921
01:03:41,027 --> 01:03:43,070
Your skin makes me cry.
922
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,079
That's a very sick hombre.
923
01:03:53,915 --> 01:03:57,877
Well, when do we start rehearsing
our kids' show?
924
01:04:01,756 --> 01:04:03,883
- Are you ready?
- Let's give it a try.
925
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,596
- Say, would you like to go golfing?
- Sure!
926
01:04:18,773 --> 01:04:20,066
Here you go.
927
01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:36,624
Let's go golfing. What?
928
01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:02,692
- Rance Holloway!
- Thank you.
929
01:05:10,658 --> 01:05:12,326
This is my handkerchief.
930
01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:18,499
Told you you'd do great.
931
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:20,001
Bun?
932
01:05:22,003 --> 01:05:24,338
Hey. What are you doing here?
933
01:05:24,505 --> 01:05:26,507
I came to visit my grandmother.
934
01:05:27,008 --> 01:05:28,509
Hi.
935
01:05:28,718 --> 01:05:31,012
- Hello, darling.
- Grace is your grandmother?
936
01:05:31,178 --> 01:05:33,180
Yeah. What are you doing here?
937
01:05:33,848 --> 01:05:35,057
I entertain the residents.
938
01:05:36,601 --> 01:05:39,020
I haven't seen her this happy in ages.
939
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,646
We're having an affair.
940
01:05:43,608 --> 01:05:47,069
I don't get it. I don't understand
how you can work for Steve Gray.
941
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:48,863
You are so much better than that.
942
01:05:49,030 --> 01:05:51,532
You didn't think that
when I asked to be your partner.
943
01:05:51,699 --> 01:05:53,159
Well, that was a different time.
944
01:05:53,326 --> 01:05:55,745
Women didn't have the same freedoms
that they do now.
945
01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:58,039
It was a month ago.
946
01:05:58,205 --> 01:06:00,207
Listen, I know he sucks. I need a job.
947
01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:02,585
And I don't have to
defend myself to you.
948
01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:05,087
- No, I know you don't, Jane.
- Thank you.
949
01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:09,592
Did you just actually call me
by my real name?
950
01:06:11,761 --> 01:06:15,264
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've been
such a jerk to you.
951
01:06:18,267 --> 01:06:21,562
And that I was so unprofessional.
952
01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:25,733
And that I always called you Nicole,
even though I knew your name was Jane.
953
01:06:27,443 --> 01:06:30,237
There's like a hundred more things
on my internal checklist.
954
01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:35,076
Okay. That I objectified you, and that
I always stood too close to you...
955
01:06:35,242 --> 01:06:39,580
and that I yelled at you, and that I tried
to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I--
956
01:06:39,747 --> 01:06:41,582
Okay, you can stop. Don't hurt yourself.
957
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:48,297
So whatever I did that was insensitive
and stupid, I'm sorry.
958
01:06:50,383 --> 01:06:54,428
Well, on behalf of all the Nicoles
over the last ten years...
959
01:06:54,595 --> 01:06:56,597
I accept your apology.
960
01:06:56,764 --> 01:06:58,766
Thank you, Nicoles.
961
01:07:00,935 --> 01:07:04,438
We were, I don't know, 10, 11...
962
01:07:04,605 --> 01:07:07,692
and there was this one kid in class
who was always mean to us...
963
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:08,943
always picking on us.
964
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:13,406
So we tricked him into pulling flash
paper out of the top of a wand.
965
01:07:13,572 --> 01:07:16,617
It exploded in his face.
The whole class laughed.
966
01:07:16,784 --> 01:07:19,370
- Oh, that must've been a good day.
- It was the best.
967
01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:21,831
The next day, not so much.
968
01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:24,291
Kid came back, beat
Anton almost to death.
969
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,961
- Oh, no.
- He was all right.
970
01:07:27,336 --> 01:07:29,839
- Least you had Anton.
- Yes.
971
01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:34,343
I had imaginary friends,
and even they were mean, so, heh...
972
01:07:34,844 --> 01:07:38,514
- The life of a child magician.
- Yes, try being a girl child magician.
973
01:07:38,681 --> 01:07:40,141
They called me Magic Bitch.
974
01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:41,600
- They did?
- Yes.
975
01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:43,310
- They called me Magic Bitch.
- No.
976
01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:45,187
Well, no.
977
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:47,648
Do you have any gigs coming up?
978
01:07:47,815 --> 01:07:51,110
As a matter of fact, I have a very
important international gala...
979
01:07:51,277 --> 01:07:53,988
known as Doug Munny's kid's
birthday party.
980
01:07:54,155 --> 01:07:56,157
- Oh, that's--
- Pathetic. I know.
981
01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:59,994
No. I was gonna say cool.
Kids love magic, right?
982
01:08:03,873 --> 01:08:05,374
Right.
983
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,170
I know you're probably busy...
984
01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:13,340
but I was thinking
maybe you could be there.
985
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:15,384
Ooh. I am busy.
986
01:08:16,510 --> 01:08:17,678
But I'll be there.
987
01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:26,687
Judah is so lucky.
988
01:08:35,196 --> 01:08:39,033
Rance, it's Burt. The party is today.
989
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,120
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
990
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:48,667
- Ah, you made it.
- Yep. Well, I love cake, so...
991
01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:49,877
You ready?
992
01:08:50,044 --> 01:08:53,339
I think I'm ready, but Rance isn't here yet.
So I'm a little--
993
01:08:53,506 --> 01:08:55,216
- Rance is not here.
- Don't worry.
994
01:08:55,382 --> 01:08:56,550
You'll be fine.
995
01:08:56,717 --> 01:08:59,053
- I'm not nervous. Thank you.
- Right.
996
01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:01,305
- Good luck.
- I don't need luck, I need Rance.
997
01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:03,057
- He'll be here.
- All right.
998
01:09:04,016 --> 01:09:05,059
0kay.)'-
999
01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:07,895
Ladies and gentlemen...
1000
01:09:08,062 --> 01:09:11,857
I want to thank you all
for helping me celebrate my son's...
1001
01:09:12,024 --> 01:09:13,651
- How old are you?
- Ten.
1002
01:09:13,818 --> 01:09:15,694
My son's 10th birthday.
1003
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,908
Judah, my love...
1004
01:09:21,075 --> 01:09:22,243
my life...
1005
01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:23,452
my dreams.
1006
01:09:23,619 --> 01:09:25,788
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, Dad.
1007
01:09:27,039 --> 01:09:31,585
Now, of course, Judah's birthday isn't the
real reason I invited you all out here today.
1008
01:09:31,752 --> 01:09:35,422
As many of you know, my new hotel,
Doug, will be opening soon.
1009
01:09:35,589 --> 01:09:40,594
And in a few weeks, I myself will be
hosting a showcase of Vegas' hottest acts.
1010
01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:42,888
Whichever entertainer
dazzles me the most...
1011
01:09:43,055 --> 01:09:46,934
will be getting a five-year contract
as Doug's headliner.
1012
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:48,602
How about that, huh?
1013
01:09:49,603 --> 01:09:51,272
And I am very pleased to announce...
1014
01:09:51,438 --> 01:09:55,776
that we have our first official
entrant into that competition...
1015
01:09:55,943 --> 01:09:59,905
right here with us today.
He's a world-famous magician.
1016
01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:01,323
Ladies and gentlemen...
1017
01:10:01,490 --> 01:10:03,075
Steve Gray!
1018
01:10:09,498 --> 01:10:12,418
Great to see you, Steve.
Thanks for coming.
1019
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:16,755
And I'll see you next month
at the showcase. Ha, ha.
1020
01:10:16,922 --> 01:10:20,843
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, to entertain the children...
1021
01:10:21,010 --> 01:10:23,470
Burt Wonderstone. Thank you.
1022
01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:25,306
Whoo!
1023
01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:39,695
I have a question for you. Don't you
wish you had a quarter for every time...
1024
01:10:39,862 --> 01:10:41,947
your parents told you to clean
your ears?
1025
01:10:42,114 --> 01:10:44,158
- Yeah.
- Well, there's one.
1026
01:10:44,325 --> 01:10:45,534
- That's crazy!
- Ooh.
1027
01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:48,287
And, yes. Oh, there's another one!
1028
01:10:48,454 --> 01:10:52,333
And the birthday boy. When was the last
time you cleaned behind your ears?
1029
01:10:52,499 --> 01:10:54,251
- Never.
- I didn't think so.
1030
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:57,922
Because Judah has the
grodiest ear of all!
1031
01:10:58,088 --> 01:11:01,133
- Whoa.
- You are rich, my friend!
1032
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,344
- That's so cool.
- Amazing.
1033
01:11:04,345 --> 01:11:07,306
- Here you go.
- Wait!
1034
01:11:07,848 --> 01:11:09,850
- You kids wanna see some real magic?
- Yeah.
1035
01:11:10,017 --> 01:11:11,352
- Yeah!
- All right!
1036
01:11:11,518 --> 01:11:14,021
I'm pulling my thumb off. That's not it.
1037
01:11:14,605 --> 01:11:17,858
Steve, what are you doing? You're not
supposed to be performing today.
1038
01:11:18,025 --> 01:11:20,152
Just giving the people what they want.
1039
01:11:21,862 --> 01:11:24,198
Hey, guys. Check this out.
1040
01:11:24,949 --> 01:11:28,202
You know, if you're like me,
you're probably thinking:
1041
01:11:28,369 --> 01:11:30,162
"That coin trick."
1042
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:34,333
That was a tasty little hors d'oeuvre.
1043
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,252
But my inner child is hungry...
1044
01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:40,923
and crying out
for something more nourishing.
1045
01:11:41,173 --> 01:11:44,635
"What have you got on the grill?"
1046
01:11:46,387 --> 01:11:47,763
Oh, my gosh.
1047
01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:50,766
- What is he doing?
- What is he doing?
1048
01:11:50,933 --> 01:11:52,267
You see that?
1049
01:11:52,935 --> 01:11:55,604
You see what I'm doing there? Hmm?
1050
01:11:55,771 --> 01:11:57,272
Look at it. Look at it!
1051
01:11:58,148 --> 01:11:59,566
Now look at this!
1052
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,363
In cursive.
1053
01:12:05,406 --> 01:12:07,241
- Yeah!
- Mm.
1054
01:12:09,034 --> 01:12:12,746
That is a terrible trick to do for children.
What if they try and copy you?
1055
01:12:12,913 --> 01:12:14,581
I'll sue them.
1056
01:12:14,748 --> 01:12:16,417
- It's my trick.
- Hey, guys.
1057
01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:18,377
Have you ever been to a party...
1058
01:12:18,544 --> 01:12:20,504
and someone has on
the exact same outfit?
1059
01:12:20,671 --> 01:12:22,131
- Definitely!
- Sure!
1060
01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:25,050
Well, here is a solution for that.
1061
01:12:25,551 --> 01:12:27,219
Whoa.
1062
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,429
I thank you.
1063
01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:29,888
Amazing!
1064
01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:31,098
Wonderstone!
1065
01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:36,228
Boring!
1066
01:12:36,395 --> 01:12:38,605
Here's how I hammer a nail.
1067
01:12:46,447 --> 01:12:48,949
You need any work done
around the house, let me know.
1068
01:12:49,116 --> 01:12:52,411
- Built my summer cottage that way.
- All right. Very good.
1069
01:12:52,578 --> 01:12:55,456
Very good, indeed. But
this is a classic.
1070
01:12:55,622 --> 01:12:56,790
Meaning it's been done.
1071
01:12:56,957 --> 01:13:00,836
Judah, what is your favorite animal?
A mole, a sloth, a puppy?
1072
01:13:01,003 --> 01:13:02,296
- A puppy. A PUPPY-
1073
01:13:02,463 --> 01:13:05,132
Let's make a puppy for Judah's birthday,
shall we?
1074
01:13:13,223 --> 01:13:15,476
There you go, a puppy. Hmm.
1075
01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,352
It's not really that cute, is it?
1076
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:20,606
Sort of a lame puppy. I think I can do better.
I'll start again.
1077
01:13:20,773 --> 01:13:21,815
Alakazam!
1078
01:13:21,982 --> 01:13:23,484
Oh.
1079
01:13:24,985 --> 01:13:27,529
There you are, my friend.
Happy birthday, Judah.
1080
01:13:27,696 --> 01:13:30,449
Wow, thanks.
I'm going to call him Wonderstone.
1081
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,035
Can I see Wonderstone for a second?
1082
01:13:33,994 --> 01:13:37,164
Hey, everybody. Watch this, everyone.
1083
01:13:37,498 --> 01:13:40,834
What an adorable little life form.
1084
01:13:41,001 --> 01:13:44,338
You know,
I bet I can make him even smaller.
1085
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:47,216
And a little less adorable.
1086
01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,676
- I like to squeeze him really hard!
- Stop it.
1087
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:51,512
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
1088
01:13:51,678 --> 01:13:52,846
Give him to me.
1089
01:13:54,306 --> 01:13:57,309
Ash! WOW!
1090
01:13:57,476 --> 01:14:00,187
Wonderstone has disappeared.
1091
01:14:00,354 --> 01:14:01,897
I wonder where he went.
1092
01:14:02,064 --> 01:14:04,525
Probably where all Wonderstones
go eventually.
1093
01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:05,984
Into obscurity.
1094
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:08,529
Daddy! Daddy! He crushed my dog!
1095
01:14:09,696 --> 01:14:13,867
Are you sure about that, Judah?
Are you sure about anything?
1096
01:14:14,034 --> 01:14:16,745
Because I think I hear
something moving...
1097
01:14:16,912 --> 01:14:19,832
in this box right over here.
1098
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,251
Go ahead and open that.
1099
01:14:23,043 --> 01:14:25,379
Wonderstone! You're okay.
1100
01:14:25,546 --> 01:14:28,090
- Boom.
- Ha, ha.
1101
01:14:28,549 --> 01:14:31,802
That's a different dog, you sick bastard.
Where's the other one?
1102
01:14:31,969 --> 01:14:33,220
Don't you worry about it.
1103
01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:36,557
He's in a very safe place.
1104
01:14:43,272 --> 01:14:44,731
TOP that, puppy pants.
1105
01:14:45,691 --> 01:14:46,733
Goddamn you.
1106
01:14:49,903 --> 01:14:51,196
Happy birthday, Judah.
1107
01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:04,418
Chin up, Burt. Bad things don't
happen to us, they happen for us.
1108
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:09,965
- Why couldn't you let him do just one show?
- Because I want that gig at Doug.
1109
01:15:10,132 --> 01:15:11,550
Not really, I don't care.
1110
01:15:11,717 --> 01:15:12,759
I want it.
1111
01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:15,637
- What is wrong with you?
- Nothing's wrong with me.
1112
01:15:15,804 --> 01:15:17,931
Everything's in perfect alignment.
1113
01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:21,393
I've worked long and hard to get
where I am and no one's gonna stop me.
1114
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,270
Not Wonderstone, not you.
1115
01:15:23,437 --> 01:15:25,105
Not even me.
1116
01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:27,608
The future belongs to Steve Gray.
1117
01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:30,027
And in case you haven't noticed...
1118
01:15:30,444 --> 01:15:31,945
I'm Steve Gray.
1119
01:15:32,112 --> 01:15:35,699
Well, Steve Gray,
you are a terrible human being.
1120
01:15:35,866 --> 01:15:39,620
And what's worse,
you're a really bad magician.
1121
01:15:39,912 --> 01:15:40,996
So I quit.
1122
01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:42,789
Nice exit line, but I'm still here.
1123
01:15:42,956 --> 01:15:44,333
What are you gonna do now?
1124
01:15:44,499 --> 01:15:46,501
Walk off in a huff.
1125
01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:48,253
Excellent.
1126
01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:52,633
Ugh, women. They're a mystery, Judah.
1127
01:15:57,721 --> 01:15:59,306
Bun?
1128
01:16:01,183 --> 01:16:02,809
Oh.
1129
01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:08,065
- He put a dog in my pants, Jane.
- I see.
1130
01:16:08,523 --> 01:16:11,193
- He put a live dog in my pants.
- I'm sorry.
1131
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,863
- No one's ever done that to me before.
- I hope not.
1132
01:16:15,364 --> 01:16:17,199
He was teething.
1133
01:16:17,366 --> 01:16:19,159
So gross.
1134
01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:22,663
Hello?
1135
01:16:25,165 --> 01:16:26,667
What?
1136
01:16:33,674 --> 01:16:35,217
Rance.
1137
01:16:35,842 --> 01:16:37,344
- I missed the show.
- Oh.
1138
01:16:38,428 --> 01:16:40,264
Don't worry about that.
1139
01:16:40,931 --> 01:16:42,140
This is Jane.
1140
01:16:42,307 --> 01:16:44,559
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
1141
01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:46,937
Of course. I know who you are.
1142
01:16:47,104 --> 01:16:49,982
- What happened?
- I had a stroke.
1143
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:54,069
I don't recommend it, either. It's not as
much fun as they tell you in the brochures.
1144
01:16:55,362 --> 01:16:57,698
How'd it go? Did you do the tricks?
1145
01:16:57,864 --> 01:16:59,533
Oh, it was fine.
1146
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,077
Did they laugh? Were they amazed?
1147
01:17:02,244 --> 01:17:04,329
They loved it. It was great.
1148
01:17:04,496 --> 01:17:05,831
Great.
1149
01:17:05,998 --> 01:17:10,544
If I'd known how much fun it would be to work
with a partner, I would have done it years ago.
1150
01:17:32,232 --> 01:17:34,234
Oh, my God.
1151
01:17:37,571 --> 01:17:41,241
It's time for my final disappearing act.
1152
01:17:42,409 --> 01:17:43,452
Goodbye, Burt.
1153
01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:52,878
Where did he go?
1154
01:17:53,045 --> 01:17:55,088
He has gone to a better place.
1155
01:17:58,759 --> 01:18:00,427
Goodbye, Rance.
1156
01:18:01,261 --> 01:18:03,764
- He's under the bed.
- I know.
1157
01:18:06,433 --> 01:18:08,727
Hey, Weinselstein.
1158
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:17,486
You came back.
1159
01:18:19,613 --> 01:18:21,615
But what about your work with the poor?
1160
01:18:21,782 --> 01:18:25,285
Yeah. They didn't actually want magic.
1161
01:18:25,452 --> 01:18:26,995
They wanted food and clean water.
1162
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:29,247
The fools.
1163
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,086
Please.
1164
01:18:42,427 --> 01:18:43,512
So...?
1165
01:18:45,806 --> 01:18:47,265
So...
1166
01:18:52,104 --> 01:18:54,356
It's so good to see your face.
1167
01:18:59,111 --> 01:19:00,487
Would you like an onion ring?
1168
01:19:00,654 --> 01:19:03,281
- I missed you so much.
- Oh, Burt.
1169
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:07,994
- I just missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
1170
01:19:08,495 --> 01:19:11,039
After what I did to
you at The Hot Box...
1171
01:19:11,206 --> 01:19:13,333
I didn't think you'd
be my friend anymore.
1172
01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:15,043
I can't understand you.
1173
01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:17,546
I didn't think you wanted
to be my friend anymore.
1174
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:20,006
No, Burt, I'll always be your friend.
1175
01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:21,967
And I'll always be your friend.
1176
01:19:24,678 --> 01:19:26,721
I can't tell you what that means to me.
1177
01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:30,142
- Yes, you can.
- It means a lot.
1178
01:19:30,350 --> 01:19:33,478
Your friendship means more to me
than anything in the world.
1179
01:19:33,645 --> 01:19:34,688
Burt, stop.
1180
01:19:36,898 --> 01:19:38,984
So happy-
1181
01:19:40,861 --> 01:19:42,654
I'm so happy-
1182
01:19:42,821 --> 01:19:44,197
I'm so happy-
1183
01:19:44,364 --> 01:19:46,741
Oh, I promised myself
I wasn't gonna do this.
1184
01:19:46,908 --> 01:19:49,578
I promised myself I
was going to do this.
1185
01:19:57,377 --> 01:20:00,839
Ah, there it is. The enchanted notebook.
1186
01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:04,509
I've always kept it with me. There
are some really great ideas in here.
1187
01:20:04,676 --> 01:20:08,221
- What about "Raisin Storm"?
- We did it. Arsenio in '91.
1188
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,892
- What about "Stinky, Stinky 2x4"?
- That one's really hard on my back.
1189
01:20:12,058 --> 01:20:14,227
Oh, yes. Listen, guys.
1190
01:20:14,394 --> 01:20:16,897
We just need one big trick
for Munny's showcase.
1191
01:20:17,063 --> 01:20:20,859
Some sort of grand illusion
that will really blow people's minds.
1192
01:20:21,026 --> 01:20:24,196
Hey, wait a minute.
What's "The Disappearing Audience"?
1193
01:20:24,362 --> 01:20:27,199
- Ugh, that was the trick we could never crack.
- Yes.
1194
01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:30,911
How do you make an entire audience
disappear without them being in on it?
1195
01:20:31,077 --> 01:20:34,080
- You'd have to knock them out or something.
- Well...
1196
01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:38,418
- That herb thing.
- Kratom.
1197
01:20:38,585 --> 01:20:40,045
What?
1198
01:20:40,212 --> 01:20:43,089
It's a leaf they chew in Cambodia.
It knocks them right out.
1199
01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:47,260
We would have to drug a thousand people
without their consent?
1200
01:20:47,427 --> 01:20:50,013
Hmm. Mm.
1201
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,306
Guys, no.
1202
01:20:51,473 --> 01:20:53,517
What? You can't be serious.
1203
01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:56,770
That would be dangerous
and also illegal.
1204
01:20:56,937 --> 01:20:59,356
- She has a point.
- Yes.
1205
01:20:59,523 --> 01:21:00,857
Yes.
1206
01:21:01,024 --> 01:21:02,526
Yes.
1207
01:21:02,943 --> 01:21:04,945
We should test it first.
1208
01:21:36,476 --> 01:21:38,019
Do you think this batch is ready?
1209
01:21:38,186 --> 01:21:40,355
I don't know. Check it.
1210
01:22:02,419 --> 01:22:04,045
Do you think this batch is ready?
1211
01:22:04,212 --> 01:22:06,339
I don't know. Check it.
1212
01:22:13,722 --> 01:22:16,516
Okay. Does everybody know
what they're doing?
1213
01:22:16,683 --> 01:22:20,186
- I'm ready.
- Me too. But I am a little nervous.
1214
01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,564
Anton, what could possibly go wrong?
1215
01:22:22,731 --> 01:22:24,899
Somebody could die. We can go to prison.
1216
01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:28,028
See? When you say it out loud,
it doesn't sound so bad.
1217
01:22:28,612 --> 01:22:31,072
Jane, Anton and I have been talking.
1218
01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:34,034
And if we get this gig,
we'd like you to join us.
1219
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,412
- I'd love to.
- Not as our assistant.
1220
01:22:37,579 --> 01:22:39,039
As our opening act.
1221
01:22:39,623 --> 01:22:43,501
We think that you're a hell of a magician,
and we would like you to be our partner.
1222
01:22:49,466 --> 01:22:51,092
Oh!
1223
01:23:06,483 --> 01:23:07,776
All right. Heh.
1224
01:23:10,362 --> 01:23:11,738
Okay, I'm just gonna head out.
1225
01:23:12,864 --> 01:23:14,741
Happy for you GUYS-
1226
01:23:17,369 --> 01:23:20,872
Sorry, sorry. Forgot my sweater.
1227
01:23:21,373 --> 01:23:24,000
Okay. Bye.
1228
01:23:25,085 --> 01:23:26,628
Happy for you.
1229
01:23:29,589 --> 01:23:31,007
All right.
1230
01:23:41,226 --> 01:23:42,602
- Oh.
- I believe that this is yours?
1231
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:47,440
Very good. Mm.
1232
01:23:47,982 --> 01:23:51,444
Oh. You have, urn,
something in your ear.
1233
01:23:52,946 --> 01:23:54,114
- Very nice.
- Thank you.
1234
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,616
Unfortunately,
I don't think that will work for me.
1235
01:23:56,783 --> 01:23:57,826
Aah.
1236
01:23:57,992 --> 01:24:00,286
- Really?
- No, it's just for the trick.
1237
01:24:00,453 --> 01:24:02,330
Oh, okay.
1238
01:24:24,728 --> 01:24:27,439
He's touching me where
it doesn't feel good.
1239
01:24:27,731 --> 01:24:30,608
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
1240
01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:32,152
L-Hup.-
1241
01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:40,034
Okay! Okay! Yeah, that was something!
1242
01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:41,494
Okay, get off.
1243
01:24:41,661 --> 01:24:44,164
Go ahead. Yeah. Ahem.
1244
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:46,166
Sorry about that. Heh.
1245
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:50,503
Next up, a man who lives
on the cutting edge...
1246
01:24:50,670 --> 01:24:52,130
and the burning edge...
1247
01:24:52,297 --> 01:24:54,215
and the gouging edge of magic.
1248
01:24:54,382 --> 01:24:58,178
You may know him from his TV show,
Brain Rapist.
1249
01:24:58,344 --> 01:25:00,513
So prepare to have your brains raped.
1250
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:03,516
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray!
1251
01:25:23,703 --> 01:25:25,121
Thank you.
1252
01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:27,707
But I'm not here for applause.
1253
01:25:27,874 --> 01:25:30,668
I'm different than the other magicians
you'll see tonight.
1254
01:25:30,835 --> 01:25:33,546
In fact, I'm not planning
on doing any magic...
1255
01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:34,881
at all.
1256
01:25:35,048 --> 01:25:37,383
Instead,
I want to do a little thing I call:
1257
01:25:40,512 --> 01:25:41,888
Drilling a hole in my head.
1258
01:25:43,723 --> 01:25:46,559
Now, according to my research,
there's a narrow angle...
1259
01:25:48,436 --> 01:25:50,396
where one can drill...
1260
01:25:54,859 --> 01:25:56,236
into the skull...
1261
01:25:57,737 --> 01:25:59,906
missing all the vital
parts of the brain.
1262
01:26:00,073 --> 01:26:03,368
Now, I've been informed
by my medical team...
1263
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:06,663
that I may lose one of my senses...
1264
01:26:06,830 --> 01:26:08,748
leaving me with only five.
1265
01:26:09,374 --> 01:26:11,251
And no longer special in any way.
1266
01:26:11,751 --> 01:26:14,379
Yes, just like one of you.
1267
01:26:15,588 --> 01:26:16,798
So...
1268
01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:19,259
cross your fingers for me.
1269
01:26:19,843 --> 01:26:24,013
Oh, and, parents,
if you have small children with you...
1270
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:27,100
you might want to lift them up
so they can see better.
1271
01:26:27,767 --> 01:26:30,395
All right, without further delay...
1272
01:26:31,855 --> 01:26:36,109
let's change everything.
1273
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,626
Oh!
1274
01:26:57,755 --> 01:26:59,340
Ta-da.
1275
01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:10,935
- That was great!
- Thank you.
1276
01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:13,104
Do it again!
1277
01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:16,024
Hey, when did you guys get here?
1278
01:27:16,524 --> 01:27:21,487
Oh, I left my drill. I left my drill out there!
I left my drill!
1279
01:27:21,654 --> 01:27:22,780
Oh, boobies.
1280
01:27:22,947 --> 01:27:26,159
That's why he's a star,
ladies and gentlemen! Steve Gray!
1281
01:27:26,326 --> 01:27:28,995
Let's hear it! Ha, ha.
1282
01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:31,581
Thank you.
1283
01:27:31,998 --> 01:27:34,959
I feel bad for anyone
who has to follow that act.
1284
01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:38,546
And now, to follow that act...
1285
01:27:38,713 --> 01:27:42,550
Burt Wonderstone and Anton
Marvelton, ladies and gentlemen!
1286
01:27:43,843 --> 01:27:45,887
Yes! Ha, ha!
1287
01:27:51,017 --> 01:27:53,394
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1288
01:27:53,937 --> 01:27:58,358
Good evening. For 15 years,
Anton and I did a little show called:
1289
01:27:58,524 --> 01:28:01,527
"A Magical Friendship."
1290
01:28:01,986 --> 01:28:05,531
But as some of you may know,
we recently had a falling-out.
1291
01:28:05,698 --> 01:28:08,076
Yeah, we fell right out of The Hot Box.
1292
01:28:09,744 --> 01:28:11,871
Oh. See, ladies and gentlemen,
along the way...
1293
01:28:12,038 --> 01:28:17,085
we forgot the most important thing of
all, and that is that Burt needs Anton.
1294
01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:19,545
And Anton needs Burt.
1295
01:28:19,712 --> 01:28:22,840
Because that is what a magical
friendship is all about.
1296
01:28:23,633 --> 01:28:28,221
Tonight, we offer you the one illusion
that we dreamed about as kids...
1297
01:28:28,388 --> 01:28:31,015
but never dared perform until now.
1298
01:28:31,182 --> 01:28:35,353
I guess you could say that this trick
started 3O years ago on my birthday...
1299
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:38,940
when I was given
a Rance Holloway Magic Kit.
1300
01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:44,904
And I watched the instructional video
for the very first time.
1301
01:28:52,912 --> 01:28:56,416
Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.
1302
01:28:56,916 --> 01:28:59,252
You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...
1303
01:28:59,419 --> 01:29:00,920
or live onstage...
1304
01:29:01,087 --> 01:29:05,591
at the fabulous Stardust
Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
1305
01:29:05,758 --> 01:29:08,928
Magic is the art of making people
believe something...
1306
01:29:09,095 --> 01:29:12,515
they know can't possibly be true.
1307
01:29:12,682 --> 01:29:17,270
For example, if I were to say to the man
in the second row aisle seat:
1308
01:29:17,437 --> 01:29:21,941
"That's the ugliest goddamn orange
sweater I have ever seen"...
1309
01:29:22,108 --> 01:29:25,445
you might be astonished, because
there's no way I could've known...
1310
01:29:25,611 --> 01:29:29,407
what he'd be wearing when I
recorded this 3O years ago, right?
1311
01:29:29,574 --> 01:29:31,409
Well, let me tell you something, folks:
1312
01:29:31,576 --> 01:29:34,537
You ain't seen nothing yet!
1313
01:29:42,712 --> 01:29:45,298
No, you ain't seen nothing yet.
1314
01:29:45,465 --> 01:29:49,427
Because now Burt and Anton
are going to make all of you...
1315
01:29:49,594 --> 01:29:53,014
everyone in this audience,
man, woman and child...
1316
01:29:53,181 --> 01:29:58,478
disappear from this very theater.
1317
01:30:21,751 --> 01:30:23,628
Where are we?
1318
01:30:32,845 --> 01:30:34,138
Oh, my God.
1319
01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:36,974
Thank you! Thank you!
1320
01:30:37,850 --> 01:30:39,727
- Thank you very much!
- Thank you.
1321
01:30:39,894 --> 01:30:41,354
- Thank you!
- Thank you!
1322
01:30:46,109 --> 01:30:47,193
We did it, Anthony.
1323
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,028
We sure did, Albert.
1324
01:31:00,665 --> 01:31:04,919
Burt, Anton! Congratulations! You got the gig.
I don't know how you did it.
1325
01:31:05,086 --> 01:31:07,421
- This was one hell of a trick.
- Thank you, Doug.
1326
01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:10,383
And I was sure this was
gonna be a disaster.
1327
01:31:10,550 --> 01:31:14,262
Just one thing. You're gonna make the
audience reappear again at the Doug, right?
1328
01:31:14,428 --> 01:31:15,930
Not a problem.
1329
01:31:16,097 --> 01:31:19,100
Because I make a shitload of money
off them in the casino.
1330
01:31:20,518 --> 01:31:23,729
All right. Very proud of you.
1331
01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:45,918
Yeah.
1332
01:31:49,046 --> 01:31:53,384
Not bad. But wait till they see
what I have planned.
1333
01:31:54,218 --> 01:31:59,223
I'm gonna drill a hole in my head.
Right here.
1334
01:32:05,438 --> 01:32:07,481
Ahead of my time.