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~ Hey lady ~
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~ You lady ~
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~ Cursing at your life ~
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~ You're a discontented mother ~
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~ And a regimented wife ~
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~ I've no doubt you dream about ~
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~ The things you 'll never do ~
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~ But I wish someone had've talked to me ~
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~ Like I wanna talk to you ~
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~ Ooh I've been to Georgia and California ~
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~ And anywhere I could run ~
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~ Took the hand of a preacher man and we ~
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~ Made love in the sun ~
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~ But I ran out of places and friendly faces ~
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~ Because I had to be free ~
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~ I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me ~
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~ Please lady ~
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~ Please lady ~
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~ Don't just walk away ~
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~ 'Cause I have this need to tell you
Why I'm all alone today ~
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~ I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes ~
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~ Won't you share a part of a weary heart ~
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~ That has lived a million lies ~
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~ Oh I've been to Nice and the isles of Greece ~
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~ While I sipped champagne on a yacht ~
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~ I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I got ~
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~ I've been undressed by kings ~
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~ And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see ~
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~ I've been to paradise ~
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~ But I've never been to me ~
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~ I've been to paradise ~
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More!
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More!
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Oh, please! Put it away!
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Are you OK?
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That was fucking charming,
you gutless pack of dickheads.
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Fuck off, you talentless dog.
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- What was that?
- Show us your pink bits.
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No. Know why this mic
has such a long cord?
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So it's easily retrieved
after I've shoved it up your arse.
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Christ almighty.
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What the fuck's going on out there tonight?
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Are you hurt?
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All right, which one of you bitches
sat on my dress?
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Tick, darling, it's for you.
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- Hello?
- Ding dong, Avon calling.
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Howdy, sunshine. Long time no hear.
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- Where?
- Emergency Ward A.
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Mr Belrose?
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Yes?
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So, how about it?
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Get off him!
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Taxi! Taxi!
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Yeah?
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Bernadette? It's Tick.
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Sorry to call you so late but I...
Hey, are you OK?
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No, I'm not.
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What's the matter?
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Trumpet just died.
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The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
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He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
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He leadeth me beside the still waters.
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He restoreth my soul,
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He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness
for His name's sake.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
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For Thou art with me.
Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me.
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Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.
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Thou anointest my head with oil.
My cup runneth over.
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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
all the days of my life
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and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.
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It's not fair.
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I spent half my life and all my savings
trying to snag a sympathetic husband
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and the selfish little shit goes and dies on me.
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25 years old
and he goes and slips over in a bathroom.
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He didn't slip.
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He was peroxiding his hair at home again
and he asphyxiated on the fumes.
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I've got to get some space.
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- I've been asked to do a show out of town.
- That's nice.
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Why don't you come with me? I'll need help
and we could both use the break.
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You're not wrong. Where is it?
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Alice Springs.
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You've got to be fucking joking.
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Wo-Man is a...
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...unique range of speciality facial products
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designed for the more...
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...heavy-duty woman in us all.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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How long is the run?
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Four weeks.
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Equity minimum, two shows a night,
accommodation included.
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I can't just sit around here crying all the time.
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Jesus. My mascara keeps running.
I look like a racoon.
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Good girl, that's the spirit.
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Here's hoping the desert's
big enough for the two of us.
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Three of us.
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~ A desert holiday
Let's pack the drag away ~
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~ You take the lunch and tea
I'll take the ecstasy ~
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~ Fuck off, you silly queer
I'm getting out of here ~
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~ A desert holiday
Hip, hip, hip, hip hooray ~
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Why?
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Why not? Look, he's turned into
a bloody good little performer.
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Right. A bloody good little performer.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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- I thought we were getting away from this shit.
- Two's company, three's a party, my sweet.
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We're unplugging our curling wands
and going bush, Felicia.
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Why would you leave all this
to hike into the middle of nowhere?
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- Do you really want to know?
- Desperately.
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Well, ever since I was a lad, I've had this dream,
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a dream that I finally have a chance to fulfil.
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And that is?
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To travel to the centre of Australia,
climb Kings Canyon as a queen,
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in a full-length Gaultier sequin,
heels and a tiara.
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Great.
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Just what this country needs.
A cock in a frock on a rock.
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Get back in your kennels, both of you.
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The first thing we have to work out...
is how the hell we're gonna get there.
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Ta-da!
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- What do you think?
- When do we return it to the school?
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We don't. We own it.
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What?
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I met some nice Swedish tourists
called Lars, Lars and Lars,
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and coaxed it out of them for 10,000 bucks.
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- We can't afford it.
- Well, that's right.
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"Mummy, maybe a trip to the outback
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would help me get over
this little phase I'm going through.
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And you never know,
I might meet some lovely country girl."
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I hereby christen this budget barbie camper:
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Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
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The understatement of the century.
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~ Yeah ~
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~ Together we will go away ~
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~ Together we will leave some day ~
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~ Together ~
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Mum!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're here to see off a very brave woman
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who will attempt to cross a continent alone.
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On behalf of all our sponsors, we'd like...
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~ Go west life is peaceful there ~
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~ Go west in the open air ~
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Ladies, start your engines.
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~ Go west sun in wintertime ~
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~ Go west we will do just fine ~
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~ Go west where the skies are blue ~
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~ Go west this and more we'll do ~
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~ Together we will love the beach ~
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~ Together we will learn and teach ~
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~ Together change our pace of life ~
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~ Together we will work and strive ~
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~ This old man, he played two
He played nick-nack with my poo ~
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~ With a nick-nack paddy-whack... ~
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Oh, please. Give me a break.
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~ Four fat trannies working on the wall ~
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~ And if one fat tranny should accidentally fall ~
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~ Oh my darling Clementine, ~
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- How long have we been on the road?
- Four and a half hours.
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I've got a splitting headache already.
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- Happy hour.
- Mother's ruin pour moi
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- Long Island tea
- And a Stoli and tonic for me
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- Stupid cow.
- Well, listen to this.
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After we did the ABBA show,
Kevin had a liposuction penis enlargement.
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- He didn't.
- Yep. Do you know what they do?
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They siphon the fat from your love handles
and inject it into your wing wang.
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Yucky tuu!
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I suppose it gives a whole new meaning
to "cracking a fat" though.
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Oh, listen to yourselves.
You sound like two fat slags at a pie bake-off.
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Well, your contribution to the conversation
hasn't exactly made headlines, Bernice.
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Gee, poor Kevin 's dick.
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Can't be much room down there,
with his brain taking up so much space already.
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No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso
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that we stop bitching about people,
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talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes,
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penises, drugs, nightclubs, and bloody ABBA.
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Doesn't give us much to talk about, then.
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Hey, can you confirm a rumour?
Is it true that her real name's Ralph?
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How d'you like your little boys, girls?
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You don't have to answer that.
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Oh, my God.
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What is this? Outback With Benny Hill?
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Just leave mine outside at 8 a.m.
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Along with an orange juice and toast, please.
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Why, certainly, madam.
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And would you like Vegemite or jam with that?
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Knock, knock, room service.
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Can't you read the sign?
"Do not disturb. Come back in the morning."
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Ha, ha. Open the door.
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- Good night, Bernice.
- Good night, Mitzi.
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Open the fucking door!
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OK, if you don't open the door, I'm gonna sing.
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Fine. You asked for it.
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~ I don't care if the sun don't shine
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~ I get my loving in the
evening time when I'm with ~
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~ My baby ~
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~ It's no fun when there's sun around
'Cause I get going when the sun goes down ~
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~ And I meet my baby ~
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~ That's when we kiss and kiss and kiss
And then we kiss some more ~
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~ Don't ask how many times... ~
- Night, John -boy.
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I'm seriously falling asleep.
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It's your shift and you're gonna stick to it.
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Serves you right for staying out all night, slut.
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Well, I'm not gonna make it.
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~ I don't care if the sun don't shine ~
- Oh, fuck off, grandma.
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You all right?
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Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just thinking.
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~ Billy don't be a hero ~
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~ Don't be a fool with your life ~
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~ Billy don't be a hero ~
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~ Come back and make me your wife ~
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~ And as Billy started to go ~
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~ She said keep your pretty head low ~
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~ Billy don't be a hero ~
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~ Come back to me ~
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Sorry.
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Shit.
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What is it?
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Perhaps we should have flown.
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Wrong. But thanks for playing. Anyone else?
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- No.
- Witchetty grub, your turn.
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I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with R.
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- Rectum.
- No.
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- Ring pirate.
- No.
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Road?
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- All right, that's it. What's the matter?
- Nothing, darling.
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Don't "darling" me, darling.
You've got a face like a cat's arse.
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- Come on, 'fess up.
- Just worried about the show, that's all.
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We haven't done any rehearsals yet.
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We've got two weeks to rehearse,
for Christ's sake. Now, what is your problem?
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It's not a problem.
I just want this show to be good, that's all.
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How the fuck did you get this job?
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Who is the fish that runs this hotel
in the middle of nowhere? Your mother?
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No, my wife.
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Don't tell me you've got an ex-boyfriend
tucked away somewhere.
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No, my wife.
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I'm married.
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And when the joint bank account ran dry
after a couple of years,
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I guess I preferred her wedding ring to mine,
so no drama, we swapped and called it a day.
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This is getting too weird.
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You and a woman?
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What did she do for kicks? Put a bucket
on your head and swing off the handle?
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There are two things
I don't like about you, Felicia: Your face.
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So how about shutting both of them?
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At least this explains
your abysmal batting average.
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I often wondered why your dance card
was so empty. I take it you never got a divorce?
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Well, girls, what can I say?
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Here's to a secret very well kept.
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Shame it's not going to stay that way.
247
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,725
Got any more little surprises
you'd like to share?
248
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:32,238
Haven't got any kids
stashed away out there as well, have you?
249
00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:39,322
Look, I haven't lied about anything.
250
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:44,683
After six years I suddenly get a call
screaming for help,
251
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:48,117
and Christ knows, I owe her a couple of favours.
252
00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:53,521
I'm sorry that I never told you.
253
00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:57,321
I'm not sorry that you're here.
254
00:18:03,807 --> 00:18:06,640
Don't worry about it, dolls.
255
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,156
I'm as jealous as all hell.
256
00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:20,607
What?
257
00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:25,839
So, was it a big wedding?
Get lots of pressies, did you?
258
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:29,755
- I wish I was old enough to have been there.
- Oh, ha ha.
259
00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:34,039
I would have bought you
lovely hers and hers bath mats or something.
260
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,441
Give it a rest.
261
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:42,006
Not on your life. Oh, imagine,
Mitzi the Magnificent and her blushing bride.
262
00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:44,960
Mowing those lawns
must've been murder on your heels.
263
00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:47,362
All right, Felicia, that's enough.
264
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:50,399
Let's put some money
in that seething cesspool mouth.
265
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:55,601
If I win this game, you will never mention my wife
ever in my presence again.
266
00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:59,163
- And if I win?
- Name your price.
267
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:04,884
Well, now, what would I like more than
anything else in the whole wide world?
268
00:19:05,007 --> 00:19:07,475
Snap. Better be quick.
269
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:13,596
~ And all the trouble we've been through ~
270
00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:17,879
~ Ah please don't talk about
All of the plans we had ~
271
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:21,124
~ For fixing this broken romance ~
272
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,125
~ I want to go where the people dance ~
273
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,397
What the fuck am I doing?
274
00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:29,724
Take that bloody frock off, Felicia.
Don't make it worse.
275
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:34,079
You think I'm gonna let you
walk away with all the attention? No chance.
276
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,641
Come on, girls, let's go shopping.
277
00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:39,205
Oh, for Christ's sake.
278
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,318
~ I love the nightlife ~
279
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:47,886
~ I got to boogie on the disco'round yeah ~
280
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,281
What's that?
281
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,637
Oh, I just adore these hats.
282
00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,087
Come on.
283
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,358
~ Please don't talk about love tonight ~
284
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,877
~ Your sweet talking won't make it right ~
285
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:10,522
~ Love and lies just bring me down ~
286
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:14,196
~ When you 've got women all over town ~
287
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,881
You've got to be kidding.
288
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:26,319
Welcome to the Mario Palace. Come in.
Come in.
289
00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:32,402
Come in. What can I do for you?
Would you like a room, madam?
290
00:20:45,847 --> 00:20:47,247
Subtle.
291
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:50,838
Tackarama.
Who the hell does the painting around here?
292
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:54,596
Someone with no arms or right foot,
by the look of things.
293
00:20:54,727 --> 00:20:59,517
For goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix.
Someone needs the wood.
294
00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:02,286
What have we here?
295
00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:07,161
What fun. Baby bottles of booze.
296
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,287
Oh.
297
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:12,443
Gather round, girls. Let me show you a trick.
298
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,603
You drink the gin...
299
00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:23,592
...fill it with water and
put it back in the fridge.
300
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:25,552
- Va t'en vous. And Scotch?
301
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,917
Ah, that's where
the complimentary teabags come in handy.
302
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:31,038
- Very clever.
- Cheers, girls.
303
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,601
And congratulations, Mitzi darling, you did it.
304
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:37,037
One lap of the Broken Hill main drag in drag.
305
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,443
That'll teach you to take on
the Fairmont Boys snap champion.
306
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,242
Here's to being off the fucking bus.
307
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:45,402
- Chookers.
- Chookers.
308
00:21:45,527 --> 00:21:47,040
Chookers.
309
00:21:49,527 --> 00:21:52,837
So, all dolled up and nowhere to go.
310
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,959
I sure as shit am not sitting here all evening.
311
00:21:56,087 --> 00:21:57,487
I'm in.
312
00:22:01,207 --> 00:22:05,485
Oh, all right.
Here's hoping they have a decent cocktail bar.
313
00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:26,407
Hello.
314
00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:29,766
Could I please have a Stoli and tonic,
315
00:22:29,887 --> 00:22:32,799
a Bloody Mary, and a lime daiquiri, please?
316
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,127
Well...
317
00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:38,805
...look what the cat dragged in.
318
00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:46,046
What have we got here, eh?
A couple of show girls, have we?
319
00:22:47,807 --> 00:22:50,844
Where did you ladies come in from? Uranus?
320
00:22:53,127 --> 00:22:56,756
- Could I please have a St...
- No, you can't have.
321
00:22:56,887 --> 00:23:00,846
You can't have nothing.
There's nothing here for people like you.
322
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,567
Nothing.
323
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:14,316
Now, listen here, you mullet.
324
00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:18,076
Why don't you just light your tampon
and blow your box apart?
325
00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:22,723
Because it's the only bang
you're ever gonna get, sweetheart.
326
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:46,207
~ ... When I'm with my baby ~
327
00:23:48,087 --> 00:23:51,682
Now, what could be more soothing
328
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:57,040
than coming home
after a hard day's work down the mine
329
00:23:57,167 --> 00:24:00,716
to the Wo-Man in us all?
330
00:24:00,847 --> 00:24:04,237
Now, don't send any money, OK?
331
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:50,967
Shit.
332
00:24:52,047 --> 00:24:55,801
All I can see is female impersonators.
333
00:25:02,447 --> 00:25:07,282
This has gotta be a first.
Nobody's ever outdrunk old Shirl before.
334
00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:11,195
- Where'd you learn to do that?
- That's our girl, Bernadette.
335
00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:17,163
I knew stumbling round pubs with Les Girls
for 200 years must have taught her something.
336
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:19,323
You're a bloody marvel, Bernie.
337
00:25:19,447 --> 00:25:21,438
- Bernadette, please.
- What's that?
338
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:25,560
- My name isn't Bernie.
- She said her name isn't Bernie.
339
00:25:26,687 --> 00:25:28,678
It's Ralph.
340
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,967
Come on.
341
00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:41,078
What did you call me?
342
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:45,837
- What did you call me, what?
- What did you call me in the bar?
343
00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:47,844
Sorry, Ralph.
344
00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:51,678
You fucking idiot.
345
00:25:53,607 --> 00:25:54,607
Fuck.
346
00:25:56,687 --> 00:25:59,406
Get off me, you fucking... Fuck!
347
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,761
Fucking thing. It's only my fucking head.
348
00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:07,005
- At least that bump's bigger than your prick.
- Get fucked, you stupid old bitch.
349
00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,322
Oh, piss off, you little faggot.
350
00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:14,237
If your mouth was as big as your dick
you wouldn't...
351
00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:34,643
- Good morning.
- Morning.
352
00:26:36,647 --> 00:26:38,399
It's funny, you know.
353
00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:42,877
No matter how tough I think I'm getting...
354
00:26:45,047 --> 00:26:47,003
...it still hurts.
355
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:53,437
Hope it still works.
Not much call for it out here.
356
00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:56,400
- Where you blokes from?
- Uranus.
357
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:58,327
Oh, good.
358
00:27:00,927 --> 00:27:05,205
~ Fish gotta swim birds gotta fly ~
359
00:27:05,327 --> 00:27:08,000
~ I got to love one man till I die ~
360
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,606
There, left.
361
00:27:09,727 --> 00:27:12,195
Hope you know what you'r doing.
362
00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:17,321
If we stick to the sealed road,
we'll be at it at least another two days.
363
00:27:19,247 --> 00:27:21,078
Take the short cut.
364
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:24,802
~ Tell me I'm crazy maybe I know ~
365
00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:29,796
~ Can't help lovin' that man of mine ~
366
00:27:29,927 --> 00:27:31,679
~ Follie ~
367
00:27:31,807 --> 00:27:34,657
~ Follie ~
368
00:27:34,757 --> 00:27:37,404
~ Delirio vano รจ questo ~
369
00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:43,157
~ Povera donna ~
370
00:27:43,257 --> 00:27:45,884
~ Sola abbandonata ~
371
00:27:46,007 --> 00:27:51,479
~ In questo popoloso deserto
Che appellano Parigi ~
372
00:27:51,607 --> 00:27:56,806
~ A diletti sempre nuovi
dee volare il mio pensier ~
373
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:59,839
~ Dee volar dee volar ~
374
00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:02,925
~ Dee volare il mio pensier ~
375
00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:06,164
~ Dee volar dee volar ~
376
00:28:06,287 --> 00:28:13,237
~ Ah ah ah ah ah il pensier ~
377
00:28:13,337 --> 00:28:19,242
I'll smack his face so hard, he'll have to stick
his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth.
378
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:28,886
- Just lay off. I told you not to use the R word.
- I was only having fun.
379
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:34,035
Fun? What else do you do for amusement?
Slam your fingers in car doors?
380
00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:37,079
I like seeing people get hotheaded.
Gives me a kick.
381
00:28:37,207 --> 00:28:41,758
Is it true when you were born
the doctor slapped your mother?
382
00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:44,999
What sort of bent childhood did you have,
Adam Whitely?
383
00:28:45,127 --> 00:28:46,127
Adam.
384
00:28:47,447 --> 00:28:48,447
Adam.
385
00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:53,044
Come in here, boy.
386
00:28:54,447 --> 00:28:56,483
Come and sit over here.
387
00:28:58,807 --> 00:29:02,516
Would you like to have some fun
with Uncle Barry?
388
00:29:02,647 --> 00:29:06,720
We're gonna play a special game
but you can't tell anybody,
389
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:10,840
ever, ever, ever, OK?
390
00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:14,437
What I want you to do
is put your hand down here
391
00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:16,717
and pull very gently, OK?
392
00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:20,238
Very gently.
393
00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:25,762
That's good. That's good.
394
00:29:28,927 --> 00:29:31,282
Jesus Christ, Adam. Get it off.
395
00:29:31,807 --> 00:29:36,358
Adam, Uncle Barry's ping pongs
are caught in the drain. Get Mummy.
396
00:29:36,487 --> 00:29:38,318
- Get Mummy.
- No.
397
00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:40,483
What do you mean, no?
398
00:29:40,607 --> 00:29:42,802
Never, ever, ever, ever.
399
00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:47,758
You know the best part?
400
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:53,564
Mum was out playing golf and the dirty old fuck
was stuck there for seven hours.
401
00:29:53,687 --> 00:29:57,441
I thought they were small and wrinkled
before they got in the water.
402
00:30:06,447 --> 00:30:10,122
Hey, I've got a joke. Who wants to hear a joke?
403
00:30:11,447 --> 00:30:15,838
Bernice, it's so funny, you'll laugh so hard
your lashes will curl themselves.
404
00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:19,437
- Do tell us your hilarious joke.
- OK.
405
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,877
Well, once upon a time, many moons ago,
406
00:30:23,007 --> 00:30:26,443
there was a famous bunch of Indians
called the Fukawie Tribe.
407
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:30,480
One day,
the son of the great chief asks his father,
408
00:30:30,607 --> 00:30:34,202
"Dad, why's my friend Little Hawk
called Little Hawk?"
409
00:30:34,327 --> 00:30:38,684
- And his father says...
- "Why d'you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
410
00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:41,002
That's not the end of the joke.
411
00:30:41,127 --> 00:30:43,482
So, anyway, back to me.
412
00:30:45,327 --> 00:30:46,999
- Jesus.
- What's happening?
413
00:30:47,127 --> 00:30:49,004
I don't know.
414
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:05,437
Oh, my God.
415
00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:26,806
Oh, Felicia.
Where the fuck are we?
416
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:39,364
Shit! Shit! Shit!
417
00:31:54,727 --> 00:31:56,527
Oh, shit.
418
00:32:00,687 --> 00:32:04,282
I've had a look around,
and we can safely assume
419
00:32:04,407 --> 00:32:09,845
that I now know less about motors
than when I first lifted up that bonnety thing.
420
00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,767
Now what?
421
00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:15,119
Let's not think about it and eat brekkie.
422
00:32:15,247 --> 00:32:18,876
Oh, that's a novel idea.
Let's stuff ourselves to death.
423
00:32:19,007 --> 00:32:20,838
Imagine the headlines:
424
00:32:20,967 --> 00:32:26,883
"Whales beach themselves in the outback.
Mystery boomsticks dead in drag."
425
00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:31,603
No point walking back. The only life for
the last million miles were hypnotised bunnies,
426
00:32:31,727 --> 00:32:33,479
and they're wedged in the tyres.
427
00:32:33,607 --> 00:32:36,917
Somebody'll drive past for sure.
We'll keep the fire burning.
428
00:32:37,047 --> 00:32:40,323
Yes, and toast marshmallows
and chill champagne for when they arrive.
429
00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:42,244
What if they don't drive past?
430
00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:45,245
Look, you're not helping here.
Just eat your hormones.
431
00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:48,086
Hell. Why didn't we stick to the main road?
432
00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:51,882
- What difference does it make now?
- You got us into this, Anthony Belrose,
433
00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:54,362
and I suggest you get us back
434
00:32:54,487 --> 00:32:59,641
or I don't fancy your chances
of ever trying to be a husband again.
435
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,407
Jesus. What are we gonna do?
436
00:33:04,527 --> 00:33:10,204
We're gonna start with a face-lift. Nothing like
a new frock to brighten up your day.
437
00:33:13,087 --> 00:33:14,486
Purple?
438
00:33:14,607 --> 00:33:16,757
It's not purple. It's lavender.
439
00:33:17,607 --> 00:33:22,362
- What do you think?
- It's nice. In a hideous sort of a way.
440
00:33:23,447 --> 00:33:25,005
Where are you going?
441
00:33:25,127 --> 00:33:29,757
If you think I'm going to sit around
watching Picasso take on public transport,
442
00:33:29,887 --> 00:33:34,836
you've got another think coming.
I'll be back with the cavalry in a few hours.
443
00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:38,482
There goes a transsexual,
last seen heading south.
444
00:33:38,607 --> 00:33:42,361
- We called her Bernie but her real name was...
- Adam!
445
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,167
Coo-ee!
446
00:34:32,527 --> 00:34:33,927
Coo-ee!
447
00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:32,603
Help. Help.
448
00:36:34,407 --> 00:36:35,681
- What's that, Pa?
- What?
449
00:36:35,807 --> 00:36:38,958
That there. Looks like a woman.
450
00:36:39,927 --> 00:36:40,927
Help!
451
00:36:44,527 --> 00:36:46,358
Thank God.
452
00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:53,925
Thank you.
453
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:57,005
I can't tell you how grateful I am.
454
00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:04,524
~ I just walked in to find you here with
That sad look upon your face, I should have... ~
455
00:37:13,847 --> 00:37:15,838
You fucking beauty.
456
00:37:24,247 --> 00:37:28,525
- Oh, shit.
- I never thought I'd be so glad to see you.
457
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:32,560
- I wish I could say the same.
- I was drawing up the will.
458
00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:35,281
Come and meet our saviours.
459
00:37:36,647 --> 00:37:39,366
Tony, Adam, this is Mr and Mrs Spencer.
460
00:37:39,487 --> 00:37:41,318
- Hello.
- Hello.
461
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:44,887
Stop!
462
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,167
Shit.
463
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:55,284
Oh, for goodness' sakes, look at yourself, Mitz.
464
00:37:55,407 --> 00:38:00,083
How many times do I have to tell you
green is not your colour?
465
00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:06,161
Do you think about Trumpet much?
466
00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:07,287
No.
467
00:38:08,927 --> 00:38:12,761
Trumpet was just a nice kid
who had a thing about transsexuals.
468
00:38:12,887 --> 00:38:16,846
Lots of people do. Sort of bent status symbol.
469
00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:20,403
"My girlfriend used to be a boyfriend",
that sort of thing.
470
00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:22,836
Always good for a supper invite.
471
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,765
Still, he was better than nothing.
472
00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:30,687
Nothing. Nothing for miles.
473
00:38:34,927 --> 00:38:38,158
~ Can you hear the drums Fernando? ~
474
00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:42,883
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
No more fucking ABBA.
475
00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:46,317
OK, we may as well put the time to good use.
476
00:38:46,447 --> 00:38:49,803
Come on, girls, off your snatches.
Rehearsal time.
477
00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:54,079
~ So you're back from outer space ~
478
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,677
- OK? Two bobs to start with, all right?
- Boring.
479
00:38:57,807 --> 00:38:59,007
Ready?
480
00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,085
I did this years ago.
481
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:12,359
You did it so beautifully,
and, darling, you do it so well.
482
00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:14,682
Right, from the top.
483
00:39:14,807 --> 00:39:16,638
One, two...
484
00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:19,565
~ Go on now, go, walk out the door ~
485
00:39:19,687 --> 00:39:23,999
~ Just turn around now,
You're not welcome any more ~
486
00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:27,437
~ Weren't you the one
who tried to break me with goodbyes... ~
487
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:33,367
Hello.
488
00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,442
Nice night for it.
489
00:40:14,087 --> 00:40:16,282
I think we just crashed a party.
490
00:40:17,887 --> 00:40:20,606
No, come on. You'll be right.
491
00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:35,005
Welcome to my office. Have a seat.
492
00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:49,596
Bernice, what could have possessed you
to wear that to a corroboree?
493
00:40:49,727 --> 00:40:51,718
Shut your face.
494
00:41:06,927 --> 00:41:08,918
Bravo. Fabulous.
495
00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:17,360
Well, girls, I guess it's our turn.
496
00:41:24,927 --> 00:41:28,158
~ First I was afraid I was petrified ~
497
00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:32,075
~ Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side ~
498
00:41:32,207 --> 00:41:36,200
~ But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong ~
499
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:40,002
~ And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along ~
500
00:41:40,127 --> 00:41:43,961
~ And so you're back from outer space ~
501
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:47,762
~ I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face ~
502
00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:51,846
~ I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key ~
503
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:55,846
~ If I'd have known for just one second
You 'd be back to bother me ~
504
00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:59,437
~ Go on now go walk out the door ~
505
00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:04,118
~ Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome any more ~
506
00:42:04,247 --> 00:42:07,717
~ Weren't you the one
Who tried to hurt me with goodbye ~
507
00:42:07,847 --> 00:42:11,635
~ D'you think I'd crumble?
D'you think I'd lay down and die? ~
508
00:42:11,767 --> 00:42:13,803
~ Oh no not I ~
509
00:42:13,927 --> 00:42:15,679
~ I will survive ~
510
00:42:15,807 --> 00:42:19,880
~ Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I' II stay alive ~
511
00:42:20,007 --> 00:42:23,841
~ I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give ~
512
00:42:23,967 --> 00:42:27,596
~ And I' II survive I will survive ~
513
00:42:27,727 --> 00:42:29,285
~ Hey hey ~
514
00:42:35,847 --> 00:42:37,838
Hey, take a look at that.
515
00:42:40,687 --> 00:42:43,121
I've got an idea.
516
00:42:43,247 --> 00:42:47,399
~ It took all the strength
I had not to fall apart ~
517
00:42:47,527 --> 00:42:51,281
~ Now I'm trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken heart ~
518
00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:55,286
~ And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself ~
519
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:59,366
~ I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high ~
520
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:31,756
So you actually make money
by dressing up like a woman?
521
00:43:31,887 --> 00:43:35,880
Sure. You can make a fine living
in a pair of heels.
522
00:43:36,007 --> 00:43:38,202
Why, Alan, you want a job?
523
00:43:47,847 --> 00:43:51,681
Oh. If only this dress could talk.
524
00:43:51,807 --> 00:43:55,595
Sometimes I wonder where I get my taste from.
Definitely not my mother.
525
00:43:55,727 --> 00:44:00,118
Serves me right
for letting her buy me these awful clothes.
526
00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:02,638
What's this?
527
00:44:03,967 --> 00:44:07,846
That, my darling, is my most treasured
possession in the whole world.
528
00:44:07,967 --> 00:44:09,923
But what is it?
529
00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:13,517
I went on a pilgrimage backstage
to an ABBA concert,
530
00:44:13,647 --> 00:44:16,639
hoping to grab an audience
with her royal highness Agnetha.
531
00:44:16,767 --> 00:44:21,124
Well, when I saw her ducking into the ladies,
naturally I followed her in.
532
00:44:21,247 --> 00:44:23,044
After she'd finished her business,
533
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:28,400
I ducked into the cubicle, only to find
she'd left me a little gift in the toilet bowl.
534
00:44:28,527 --> 00:44:30,358
What are you telling me?
535
00:44:30,487 --> 00:44:32,842
This is an ABBA turd?
536
00:44:36,127 --> 00:44:38,687
I know what we can do with this.
537
00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:40,645
Are you right?
538
00:44:41,447 --> 00:44:43,047
Hang on.
539
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:44,647
OK. Go.
540
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,367
There!
541
00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:39,643
Afternoon. What seems to be the problem?
542
00:45:44,527 --> 00:45:48,805
- What a nice dog. What's its name?
- Herpes.
543
00:45:50,567 --> 00:45:52,637
If she's good, she'll heel.
544
00:45:55,407 --> 00:45:59,036
Things get pretty quiet around here.
We're a bit starved of entertainment.
545
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,840
Glad we could oblige. How does it look?
546
00:46:04,087 --> 00:46:06,601
Your gas tank's chock-a-block full of crud.
547
00:46:06,727 --> 00:46:10,606
A rough road on a low tank
chucks it up into the motor.
548
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,116
Your fuel line's blocked, injectors are stuffed.
549
00:46:13,247 --> 00:46:17,160
- So does that mean you can fix it?
- In the short term.
550
00:46:17,287 --> 00:46:20,404
What you blokes need is a new gas tank.
551
00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:22,802
Don't suppose you have one lying around?
552
00:46:22,927 --> 00:46:28,160
Sorry. Could get one in Coober Pedy in a week.
When do you have to be in Alice?
553
00:46:28,287 --> 00:46:30,087
Six days.
554
00:46:30,807 --> 00:46:35,961
Well, we can clear it out
and hope for the best. It might make it.
555
00:46:36,087 --> 00:46:37,998
Won't know unless you try.
556
00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:40,243
Refreshments!
557
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:42,722
Lemonade here I make.
558
00:46:42,847 --> 00:46:45,407
That's very nice, darling. Please go back inside.
559
00:46:45,527 --> 00:46:48,280
Lemonade, here I've made lemonade for guests.
560
00:46:48,407 --> 00:46:49,476
No, darling, please.
561
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,647
Thank you.
562
00:46:59,127 --> 00:47:03,359
- We put cream on?
- No, no, it's face cream. It's for face.
563
00:47:05,047 --> 00:47:07,925
Bob, Cynthia, thank you.
564
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,483
- I love lamb with meringue.
- Thank you for the company.
565
00:47:12,607 --> 00:47:16,043
Like I said, new faces are rare out here.
566
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,203
What are you doing off the highway?
567
00:47:20,847 --> 00:47:26,126
Glad you bothered.
Don't get your type out here very often.
568
00:47:26,247 --> 00:47:30,035
- Me like to sing too. Me like.
- Yeah, pretty damn quiet.
569
00:47:30,167 --> 00:47:34,445
Thought of opening a video business,
but we gotta wait to get television first.
570
00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:36,717
Me perform for you. Me dance too.
571
00:47:36,847 --> 00:47:39,964
My wife used to be
in the entertainment business.
572
00:47:40,087 --> 00:47:42,123
Yeah. You perform here?
573
00:47:42,247 --> 00:47:44,397
You thinking of performing here?
574
00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:47,519
You've gotta be here at least another night.
575
00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:50,320
The thought hadn't really crossed my mind.
576
00:47:50,447 --> 00:47:54,406
I'll have a word with Wally at the pub.
Everybody'd love it.
577
00:47:54,527 --> 00:47:58,236
I'm not sure
our show'd go down too well out here.
578
00:48:00,207 --> 00:48:03,961
- What kind of cabaret do you do?
- We dress up in women 's clothes
579
00:48:04,087 --> 00:48:07,841
and parade around,
mouthing the words to other people's songs.
580
00:48:07,967 --> 00:48:12,961
You mean, sort of like those...
What do they call them? Les Girls?
581
00:48:13,087 --> 00:48:15,760
I've seen them, in Sydney when I was young.
582
00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:17,525
Fantastic. Just terrific.
583
00:48:17,647 --> 00:48:23,358
Bob, you are looking at probably
the most famous Les Girl ever produced.
584
00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:24,886
You're kidding me.
585
00:48:25,007 --> 00:48:29,125
- Give me a break. I was never that famous.
- I'm not joking.
586
00:48:29,247 --> 00:48:33,798
What? I wouldn't have seen you.
That must have been 30 years back.
587
00:48:33,927 --> 00:48:37,317
- Oh, you'd be surprised.
- Me perform for you. Me sing.
588
00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:40,166
No, Cynthia. They perform, not you.
589
00:48:46,767 --> 00:48:51,887
Well, a real live Les Girls show.
Right, this calls for a celebration.
590
00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:57,678
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
591
00:48:57,807 --> 00:49:01,800
Oh, shut your twat. Our frocks were
the sensation of Broken Hill, remember?
592
00:49:01,927 --> 00:49:05,886
There was a Kmart there.
At least they knew what a frock was.
593
00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:10,717
Christ, you should see what this woman 's
wearing. It's a piece of corrugated iron.
594
00:49:14,887 --> 00:49:18,084
- Can I come in?
- Only if you're single.
595
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,318
You look... incredible.
596
00:49:26,567 --> 00:49:29,559
- Where did we find this guy?
- Keep up the compliments.
597
00:49:29,687 --> 00:49:33,316
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Where's that lovely wife of yours?
598
00:49:33,447 --> 00:49:36,837
At home.
She's not allowed in the pub any more.
599
00:49:36,967 --> 00:49:39,367
Really? Why?
600
00:49:39,527 --> 00:49:43,645
Problem with alcohol. Get her in the pub,
she makes a fool of herself.
601
00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:46,201
Oh, I know how she feels.
602
00:49:47,607 --> 00:49:50,679
Well, we're all waiting. You ready?
603
00:49:50,807 --> 00:49:52,007
Bob...
604
00:49:53,047 --> 00:49:55,607
We're having second thoughts.
605
00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:58,605
You can't. Every man and his dog's there.
606
00:49:58,727 --> 00:50:02,163
- They're not chained up, are they?
- You blokes.
607
00:50:02,287 --> 00:50:05,962
Sorry. You girls.
You'll be fine, take my word for it.
608
00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:43,640
~ There's nothing more that I'd like to do ~
609
00:50:43,767 --> 00:50:47,077
~ Than take the floor and dance with you ~
610
00:50:47,207 --> 00:50:50,119
~ Keep dancing ~
611
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:56,047
~ Let's keep dancing ~
612
00:50:59,367 --> 00:51:01,164
~ Shake it shake it ~
613
00:51:06,447 --> 00:51:08,005
~ Shake it shake it ~
614
00:51:08,807 --> 00:51:12,083
~ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing yeah yeah ~
615
00:51:13,207 --> 00:51:17,598
~ Show 'em how we do it now
Show 'em how we do it now ~
616
00:51:18,327 --> 00:51:19,327
Yeah!
617
00:52:06,327 --> 00:52:08,318
What the hell's going on?
618
00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:34,325
She's not?
619
00:52:34,447 --> 00:52:35,847
Is she?
620
00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:41,162
Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
621
00:52:42,447 --> 00:52:44,119
You wanna bet?
622
00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:15,607
Let go of me!
623
00:53:24,247 --> 00:53:27,319
- I'm going! - Darling, don't.
It's nothing we can't work out.
624
00:53:27,447 --> 00:53:29,915
- You no good man.
- Now, don't be silly.
625
00:53:30,047 --> 00:53:33,119
You want good wife, you be good husband.
626
00:53:33,247 --> 00:53:35,397
Darling, don't go.
627
00:53:35,527 --> 00:53:39,122
I no like you, anyway. You got little ding-a-ling.
628
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:56,045
Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.
629
00:53:56,167 --> 00:54:00,604
In my opinion, you should wait here
until I get a new gas tank.
630
00:54:00,727 --> 00:54:04,117
Then again, listen to my last opinion.
631
00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:07,523
Forget it, Bob. It's time we made a move.
632
00:54:07,647 --> 00:54:10,002
I'm just a gifted amateur round here.
633
00:54:10,127 --> 00:54:15,360
A frock and a catchy tune can't compete with
ping-pong balls, cigarettes and a pint of beer.
634
00:54:15,487 --> 00:54:20,402
If we break down, we break down.
I'll stick to the main drag. Pardon the pun.
635
00:54:20,527 --> 00:54:23,724
Well, goodbye, Bob.
Thanks for a very educational stay.
636
00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:27,157
Yes, I'd love to open a bottle like that.
637
00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:30,996
Bernadette, it's certainly been an honour
meeting a member of Les Girls.
638
00:54:31,127 --> 00:54:34,164
And it's been an honour to meet a gentleman.
639
00:54:34,287 --> 00:54:38,803
Believe me, Bob, these days
gentlemen are an endangered species.
640
00:54:41,127 --> 00:54:44,961
Unlike bloody drag queens
who just keep breeding like rabbits.
641
00:54:52,287 --> 00:54:54,278
Oh, fuck it.
642
00:54:55,447 --> 00:54:58,803
Bob, fancy a free ride to Cooper Pedy?
643
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:06,610
Now, listen, Bob, let's get one thing straight.
644
00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:10,564
We wear the frocks round here,
but that doesn't mean you wear the pants.
645
00:55:10,690 --> 00:55:14,968
- Right, where do I sleep?
- Oh, anywhere that takes your fancy.
646
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:17,888
The roof'll do me fine.
647
00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:21,320
Thank you, Bob. I don't know what to say.
648
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:26,524
That's all right. Might as well get there
a few days earlier. Bit of R and R.
649
00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:28,880
God knows I need it.
650
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:35,563
~ A diletti sempre nuovi
dee volare il mio pensier ~
651
00:55:35,690 --> 00:55:38,762
~ Dee volar dee volar ~
652
00:55:38,890 --> 00:55:41,688
~ Dee volare il mio pensier ~
653
00:55:41,810 --> 00:55:44,722
~ Dee volar dee volar ~
654
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:51,119
~ Ah ah ah ah ah il mio pensier ~
655
00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:54,606
Can I ask you a personal question?
If you don't mind.
656
00:55:54,730 --> 00:55:55,730
Sure.
657
00:55:56,930 --> 00:55:57,930
Why?
658
00:55:58,370 --> 00:56:00,486
Why do you... you know?
659
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:05,283
You mean the 64,000 dollar question?
660
00:56:05,410 --> 00:56:08,800
That's a girl. Now, don't
tear the wrapping paper.
661
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:12,479
Just slide the ribbon off
and we'll see what Santa's bought you.
662
00:56:12,610 --> 00:56:16,683
Here it comes now.
What is it?
663
00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:19,002
Oh, it's a... It's a...
664
00:56:21,610 --> 00:56:23,168
Cement mixer.
665
00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:29,563
Have you been
changing the cards around again, Ralph?
666
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:36,002
So I guess I had no choice in the matter.
667
00:56:36,130 --> 00:56:38,769
For fuck's sake.
Watch where you're driving, stupid bitch.
668
00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:41,882
- Are you trying to fucking kill me?
- My fault.
669
00:56:42,010 --> 00:56:45,320
Oh, sorry, Bob. I thought it was Bernadette.
670
00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:54,368
Now you're getting it. Who taught you to waltz?
671
00:56:54,490 --> 00:56:56,845
- My wife.
- Oh, how sweet.
672
00:56:56,970 --> 00:57:01,202
You and the missus at Arthur Murray's
every Tuesday, practising your little hearts out.
673
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:04,766
- Makes me wanna sick up.
- Married?
674
00:57:04,890 --> 00:57:06,608
Yes, married.
675
00:57:06,730 --> 00:57:10,200
We've only recently discovered
young Anthony here bats for both teams.
676
00:57:10,330 --> 00:57:11,843
I do not.
677
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,086
- Oh, so we're straight?
- No.
678
00:57:14,210 --> 00:57:17,008
- Oh, so we're a doughnut puncher after all.
- No.
679
00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:21,123
- Then what the hell are we?
- I don't fucking know.
680
00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:24,999
What the fuck's that?
681
00:57:29,090 --> 00:57:30,648
Good evening.
682
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:36,006
Nice night for it.
Oh, OK. Good night, then.
683
00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:39,326
What a rude woman.
684
00:57:48,890 --> 00:57:52,121
And that's the power-steering pump.
And that's the radiator fan.
685
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,888
- How interesting.
- Simple.
686
00:58:01,650 --> 00:58:04,244
Hey! Who wants first bath?
687
00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:20,530
Won.
688
00:58:30,690 --> 00:58:32,726
Can I help you, ma'am?
689
00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:44,040
OK, turn her over.
690
00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:06,603
~ I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my lovin' in the evening time ~
691
00:59:06,730 --> 00:59:11,679
~ When I'm with my baby ~
692
00:59:11,810 --> 00:59:14,324
~ It's no fun with the sun around ~
693
00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:21,447
~ But I get going when the sun goes down
And I meet my baby ~
694
00:59:21,570 --> 00:59:27,042
~ That's when we kiss and kiss and kiss
And then we kiss some more ~
695
00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:32,483
~ Don't ask how many times we kiss
At a time like this who keeps score? ~
696
00:59:32,610 --> 00:59:37,889
~ So I don't care if the sun don't shine
I'll get my lovin' in the evening time ~
697
00:59:38,010 --> 00:59:42,322
~ When I'm with my baby ~
698
01:00:02,690 --> 01:00:06,319
That's it over there.
It's an OK room with a shower.
699
01:00:06,450 --> 01:00:09,362
- Bags first.
- Is hot water all you can think about?
700
01:00:09,490 --> 01:00:12,641
A shower, bed and a nice meal will do fine.
701
01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:15,682
If you think I'm staying in, you can think again.
702
01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:19,883
Look, you blokes watch your back.
This is a tough little town.
703
01:00:20,010 --> 01:00:24,128
They get up, go down a hole,
blow things up and come up again.
704
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:28,402
- Fabulous.
- You're welcome to hang out with us if you like.
705
01:00:28,530 --> 01:00:33,365
I'm meeting the boys at the old drive-in
for a booze-up, like the old days.
706
01:00:33,490 --> 01:00:38,200
- I wanna go with Bob.
- You'll have supper with us, Adam Whitely,
707
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,639
or you'll stay in and watch TV.
708
01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:09,644
He's a good man, our Bob.
709
01:01:09,770 --> 01:01:13,809
Yeah. Not my type, though.
710
01:01:13,930 --> 01:01:16,808
Oh, don't come the raw prawn with me.
711
01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:19,763
I can spot a fluttering lash from 300 paces.
712
01:01:19,890 --> 01:01:22,688
Oh, get out. He's far too old.
713
01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:26,406
Mind you, so am I.
714
01:01:27,570 --> 01:01:30,926
Did you catch that mail-order bride?
715
01:01:31,690 --> 01:01:34,204
Why'd he marry? I'm dying to ask.
716
01:01:35,450 --> 01:01:37,008
Whoops. Sorry.
717
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:43,005
Don't worry about it.
You're the world's best husband.
718
01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:47,567
And given the chance,
a perfectly good father too.
719
01:01:47,690 --> 01:01:51,729
- Do you really think so?
- Why? Thinking about children?
720
01:01:52,850 --> 01:01:55,444
Yes, as a matter of fact.
721
01:02:10,690 --> 01:02:14,160
Um, do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?
722
01:02:18,090 --> 01:02:21,400
- Ever wanted kids?
- Sure.
723
01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:24,681
But I've learned not to think about it.
724
01:02:26,770 --> 01:02:29,842
D'you think an old queen 's
capable of raising a child?
725
01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:33,042
Well, Elizabeth did a pretty good job.
726
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:35,730
Prince Charles is a wonderful boy.
727
01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:39,047
Edward's still a bit of a worry.
728
01:02:40,210 --> 01:02:43,088
What happens if they turn out like Adam?
729
01:02:43,210 --> 01:02:47,123
You stuff them back in and ask for a refund.
730
01:02:49,010 --> 01:02:53,959
Stupid little shit.
I dread to think what he's up to.
731
01:03:21,410 --> 01:03:25,164
Hello. I'm new in town.
732
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,040
No kidding.
733
01:03:28,170 --> 01:03:31,048
Could I have a Bloody Mary, please?
734
01:03:31,170 --> 01:03:33,638
It's a beer or nothing... sweetheart.
735
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,159
Well, I'd better have a beer, then.
736
01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:40,410
Cheers.
737
01:03:44,490 --> 01:03:47,084
What are you all looking at?
738
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:53,566
I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to stare.
739
01:03:53,690 --> 01:03:56,329
We don't usually get women down here.
740
01:03:58,570 --> 01:04:03,041
So what do women do around here
besides watching videos?
741
01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:07,768
Well, well, well, look who we have here!
742
01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:12,204
You know that bloke, do you?
743
01:04:15,930 --> 01:04:16,930
No.
744
01:04:18,610 --> 01:04:21,886
So, who's gonna show me the sights?
745
01:04:24,090 --> 01:04:26,081
Be my pleasure.
746
01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:32,085
So how about it?
747
01:04:34,810 --> 01:04:37,563
I suppose a fuck's out of the question.
748
01:04:46,730 --> 01:04:51,087
Come on, boys.
Who wants to see my map of Tasmania?
749
01:04:51,210 --> 01:04:58,127
So I never got a chance to tell my parents
what a wonderful childhood I'd had.
750
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:02,607
They never spoke to me again
after I'd had... the chop.
751
01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:10,207
I think... I have something to tell you.
752
01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:13,682
Oh, shit.
753
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,443
OK, let's not forget how to treat a lady.
754
01:05:29,570 --> 01:05:31,128
You fucking freak!
755
01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:39,363
- Hold him down. Spread his legs.
- No. Please.
756
01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:43,282
Frank, stop!
757
01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:46,447
Stop! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
758
01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:50,722
- You mean you do know this cocksucker?
- Get off him, you mongrel.
759
01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:54,320
He was joking, OK?
You leave the little bugger alone.
760
01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:57,283
- Get outta there, Bob.
- Cut it out, Frank.
761
01:05:57,410 --> 01:06:00,686
Put the faggot down and fuck off
or you're next.
762
01:06:00,810 --> 01:06:02,607
- Frank.
- Get out of there!
763
01:06:02,730 --> 01:06:06,803
Stop flexing your muscles,
you big pile of budgie turd.
764
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:12,846
Your mates will be more impressed if you go
back to the pub and fuck some pigs on the bar.
765
01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:14,369
Bernadette, please.
766
01:06:14,490 --> 01:06:16,690
Bernadette!
767
01:06:16,850 --> 01:06:20,445
Well, I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town.
768
01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:25,439
I suppose you want a fuck too, do you?
Come on, Bernadette. Come and fuck me.
769
01:06:25,570 --> 01:06:26,969
That's it.
770
01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:30,519
Come on. Come and fuck me.
771
01:06:30,650 --> 01:06:32,049
Come on.
772
01:06:33,570 --> 01:06:34,798
Fuck me.
773
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,530
There.
774
01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,562
Now you're fucked.
775
01:06:43,690 --> 01:06:46,762
You stupid bloody idiot!
Drugs, for Christ's sake.
776
01:06:46,890 --> 01:06:51,600
Well, three cheers for you.
I hope you're bloody well happy now!
777
01:06:57,530 --> 01:06:59,730
It's funny.
778
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:05,204
We all sit around, mindlessly slagging off
that vile stink hole of a city...
779
01:07:06,530 --> 01:07:10,648
...but in its own strange way,
it takes care of us.
780
01:07:10,770 --> 01:07:18,120
I don't know if that ugly wall of suburbia's
there to stop them getting in or us getting out.
781
01:07:21,570 --> 01:07:23,128
Come on.
782
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:28,880
Don't let it drag you down.
Let it toughen you up.
783
01:07:29,730 --> 01:07:33,439
I can only fight because I've learned to.
784
01:07:33,570 --> 01:07:40,203
Being a man one day and a woman the next
is not an easy thing to do.
785
01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:42,844
- Sorry, can't help you.
- No worries.
786
01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:48,964
Are we bunny-hopping all the way to Alice?
787
01:07:49,090 --> 01:07:53,880
- No good. The man to help is a fair way away.
- Like how fair?
788
01:07:54,010 --> 01:07:55,568
Couple of hundred clicks fair.
789
01:07:55,690 --> 01:07:59,808
No matter. I've got nothing else to do today.
Let's get outta here.
790
01:07:59,930 --> 01:08:02,000
Come on, Adam. We're not here.
791
01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:15,420
~ A fine romance with no kisses ~
792
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:22,086
~ A fine romance my friend this is ~
793
01:08:22,210 --> 01:08:27,045
~ We should be
Like a couple of hot tomatoes ~
794
01:08:29,570 --> 01:08:33,245
Some things are said in the heat of the moment.
795
01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:38,887
I'm sorry I got angry with you last night.
796
01:08:39,010 --> 01:08:41,570
Although I dare say you deserved it.
797
01:08:41,690 --> 01:08:44,284
Anyway, that's enough of that.
798
01:08:45,290 --> 01:08:48,487
This is quite an experience,
sitting here with you now.
799
01:08:48,610 --> 01:08:54,560
I can quite safely say that I think
your taste in clothing is absolutely terrible
800
01:08:57,850 --> 01:08:59,806
Oh, this is great fun!
801
01:09:04,210 --> 01:09:06,883
We're going to have a problem finding this guy.
802
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:09,649
- Why do you say that?
- He's not out here.
803
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,238
Oh, he's out here. He's in Alice.
804
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:19,519
Well, I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while.
Not the most popular bloke back there now.
805
01:09:31,370 --> 01:09:32,570
Hello.
806
01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:34,490
Hello.
807
01:09:35,210 --> 01:09:38,407
- Who are you?
- I your wife.
808
01:09:40,850 --> 01:09:44,638
- Guess I'll be going home.
- No, you no going. I coming too.
809
01:09:44,770 --> 01:09:48,001
I your wife. See? I your wife.
810
01:09:48,130 --> 01:09:50,330
Silly girl.
811
01:09:51,050 --> 01:09:53,564
Should have done her homework better.
812
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,079
She thought I was from Sydney.
813
01:09:56,210 --> 01:09:58,849
Why in God's name did you bring her home?
814
01:09:58,970 --> 01:10:02,246
- She was my wife.
- Couldn't you sell her off?
815
01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:08,206
Oh, the party's over, everyone. It talks.
Can't keep a good bitch down.
816
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:11,367
What time do you reckon
we'll be in Alice Springs?
817
01:10:11,490 --> 01:10:15,085
- Late tomorrow arvo.
- And how long will you be staying?
818
01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:18,008
Don't know Couple of days, maybe.
819
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:22,206
Big day for you tomorrow.
We get to meet the missus.
820
01:10:22,330 --> 01:10:24,127
I saw that smile, Felicia.
821
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:26,559
One word, one derogatory word,
822
01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:30,888
and I'm gonna take you back
to your mate in Coober Pedy.
823
01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:34,798
Look, everyone, tomorrow's going to be tough.
Please don't make it harder.
824
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:39,128
We're only teasing. We won't open our mouths
until you give the word.
825
01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,241
Then it's open season.
826
01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:56,560
Ah, well, time for bed.
827
01:10:56,690 --> 01:11:02,003
Got to look good for the wife in the morning.
Come along, Adam, time for beauty sleep.
828
01:11:03,370 --> 01:11:05,679
Will you two be joining us?
829
01:11:05,810 --> 01:11:08,768
I just thought I'd have one for the road.
830
01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:11,927
- How about you, Bob?
- Sounds good to me.
831
01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:15,838
All right, then.
See you in the morning. Good night.
832
01:11:18,410 --> 01:11:20,970
- Another piece of cake, Bob?
- Nah.
833
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:30,199
So, tell me about you.
834
01:11:31,650 --> 01:11:35,165
Can't complain. Life's a lot simpler now.
835
01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:38,282
Spent 30 years wandering around the world
836
01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:42,323
only to find that I was
better off where I started.
837
01:11:43,410 --> 01:11:45,685
Not much, but it's my turf.
838
01:11:45,810 --> 01:11:47,410
Oh, shit
839
01:12:00,970 --> 01:12:01,970
Adam.
840
01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:05,170
Adam.
841
01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:09,448
- What?
- Guess who didn't come home last night.
842
01:12:16,050 --> 01:12:18,883
I've waited all my life for this.
843
01:12:19,010 --> 01:12:23,003
Bernice has left her cake out in the rain.
844
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,329
~ Hava nagila ~
845
01:12:29,450 --> 01:12:31,168
~ Hava hangover ~
846
01:12:31,290 --> 01:12:33,645
~ Hava nagila... ~
847
01:13:02,530 --> 01:13:04,805
My fucking back's killing me.
848
01:13:04,930 --> 01:13:06,158
I need a crap.
849
01:13:06,290 --> 01:13:09,327
- Do you want me to go in?
- No, I'll go.
850
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:15,289
Excuse me, sir, you can't park here.
Are you staying at the hotel?
851
01:13:15,410 --> 01:13:20,006
Sorry, could you direct me to Marion Barber?
We're the cabaret act from Sydney.
852
01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:23,003
Oh, right. Reception will take you through.
853
01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:24,483
- Thanks.
- No worries.
854
01:13:24,610 --> 01:13:27,682
It's all right, Lenny, it's the drag queens.
855
01:13:29,210 --> 01:13:32,282
Come on, Bob, let's go try on your new frock.
856
01:13:32,410 --> 01:13:33,610
G'day.
857
01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:39,769
- Just over there by the back bar.
- Thanks.
858
01:13:44,650 --> 01:13:47,005
No, those three cakes didn't arrive.
859
01:13:47,130 --> 01:13:51,043
I need them today. Not tomorrow, but today.
You're a doll.
860
01:13:51,170 --> 01:13:53,047
What an arsehole.
861
01:13:57,090 --> 01:14:01,083
- My God. Husband, it's so good to see you.
- Hiya, wife.
862
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:03,849
You're a day late! Where are the others?
863
01:14:03,970 --> 01:14:06,768
- They're outside.
- You've lost weight, you rotten old queer.
864
01:14:06,890 --> 01:14:11,088
About fucking time. I can get into
that one-piece of yours with the sunflowers.
865
01:14:11,210 --> 01:14:16,159
- What the hell do you do with it?
- Poseidon Adventure routine. Shelley Winters.
866
01:14:23,050 --> 01:14:25,006
Where is he?
867
01:14:40,450 --> 01:14:42,520
I'll spank, spank you back.
868
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:43,650
Benj.
869
01:14:45,610 --> 01:14:47,487
Do you remember Tick?
870
01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:55,929
Hello, Tick.
871
01:15:00,890 --> 01:15:02,090
Hello.
872
01:15:04,490 --> 01:15:06,082
Where's the bloody spa?
873
01:15:10,930 --> 01:15:13,569
- Mr Belrose?
- Yes?
874
01:15:14,530 --> 01:15:16,885
Congratulations. It's a boy.
875
01:15:23,610 --> 01:15:26,204
- You OK?
- What's the matter?
876
01:15:26,410 --> 01:15:28,685
Christ, Mitz, why didn't you tell us?
877
01:15:28,810 --> 01:15:32,644
Why'd you have to shock me like that?
878
01:15:32,770 --> 01:15:36,001
This lump on my head
is getting bigger by the second.
879
01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:38,598
I'm about to make
my Northern Territories debut
880
01:15:38,730 --> 01:15:42,518
looking like a cartoon character
hit me over the head with an iron.
881
01:15:42,650 --> 01:15:45,608
- You look more like a Disney witch.
- Shut your face.
882
01:15:45,730 --> 01:15:49,279
I don't look like
someone tried to open a can with my face.
883
01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:54,086
Sorry. I couldn't stand being bagged for two
weeks. Anyway, what difference does it make?
884
01:15:54,210 --> 01:15:56,246
Two inches to my head, for one.
885
01:15:56,370 --> 01:15:59,840
- Did you see? He's got my profile.
- I'm going to be sick.
886
01:15:59,970 --> 01:16:02,970
I hate to be practical here,
but does he know who you are?
887
01:16:03,070 --> 01:16:04,950
I mean, does he know
what you do for a living?
888
01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:08,645
He knows he has a father
in the show business/cosmetics industry.
889
01:16:08,770 --> 01:16:13,446
- Oh, Lord, I don't understand.
- No, you don't, so stop trying. It'll be fine.
890
01:16:13,570 --> 01:16:17,119
- It better be.
- Hello. Oh, stop wearing out that mirror.
891
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:21,960
- Always knock before you enter.
- Always? Why? Got anything to hide in there?
892
01:16:22,090 --> 01:16:26,925
- All right, girls, you're on in ten minutes.
- You've been on since you were born.
893
01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,928
- We've got a big crowd.
- Like how big?
894
01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:32,166
A full house.
895
01:16:32,290 --> 01:16:35,362
- Where's Benj?
- Safe and sound asleep in bed. Don't worry.
896
01:16:35,490 --> 01:16:37,401
OK, my little powder puff.
897
01:16:38,490 --> 01:16:43,245
- Can I come in?
- Now, there's a gentleman. Of course, Bob.
898
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,607
My Aunt Minnie in here?
899
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:52,209
- Don't mean to barge in. Just wishing you luck.
- Thank you, Bob.
900
01:16:53,730 --> 01:16:58,758
- To make up for what happened last time.
- Thank you. That's so thoughtful.
901
01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:04,840
All right, girls, let's get this show on the road.
You, out. That's a ten-minute curtain call.
902
01:17:07,370 --> 01:17:13,002
Quite a wife you've got. What does she do
for fun? Sand oil-tanker hulls with her tongue?
903
01:17:13,130 --> 01:17:15,405
She sure is something.
904
01:17:16,210 --> 01:17:18,087
- Chookers, girls.
- Watch my jaw.
905
01:17:18,210 --> 01:17:21,600
- Be careful with my head.
- Aren't we fabulous?
906
01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:25,879
Ladies and gentlemen,
Lasseters Casino of Alice Springs presents
907
01:17:26,010 --> 01:17:29,047
Miss Mitzi Del Bra,
Miss Felicia Jollygoodfellow
908
01:17:29,170 --> 01:17:31,001
and Miss Bernadette Bassenger,
909
01:17:31,130 --> 01:17:33,439
the Sisters of the Simpson Desert.
910
01:17:40,850 --> 01:17:44,320
~ Meeting Mr Right the man of my dreams ~
911
01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:48,125
~ The one who showed me true love
Or at least it seemed ~
912
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:52,084
~ With brown cocoa skin and curly black hair ~
913
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:56,203
~ It's just the way he looks at me
That gentle loving stare ~
914
01:17:56,330 --> 01:17:59,561
~ Finally you 've come along ~
915
01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:03,478
~ The way I feel about you
It just can't be wrong ~
916
01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:07,967
~ If you only knew the way I feel about you ~
917
01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:10,479
~ I just can't describe it ~
918
01:18:10,610 --> 01:18:11,725
~ Oh no no ~
919
01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:16,605
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
920
01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:19,085
~ My feelings can't describe it ~
921
01:18:19,210 --> 01:18:24,000
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
922
01:18:24,130 --> 01:18:26,849
~ And I just cannot hide it ~
923
01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:32,249
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
924
01:18:32,370 --> 01:18:34,201
~ My feelings can't describe it ~
925
01:18:34,330 --> 01:18:39,358
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
926
01:18:39,490 --> 01:18:42,243
~ And I just cannot hide it ~
927
01:18:42,370 --> 01:18:45,601
~ It seems so many times
You seemed to be the one ~
928
01:18:45,730 --> 01:18:49,439
~ But all he ever wanted
was to have a little fun ~
929
01:18:49,570 --> 01:18:53,358
~ But now you 've come along
And brightened up my world ~
930
01:18:53,490 --> 01:18:57,642
~ In my heart I feel it
I'm that special kind of girl ~
931
01:18:57,770 --> 01:19:00,842
~ Finally you 've come along ~
932
01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:04,929
~ The way I feel about you
It just can't be wrong ~
933
01:19:05,050 --> 01:19:09,521
~ If you only knew the way I feel about you ~
934
01:19:09,650 --> 01:19:11,925
~ I just can't describe it ~
935
01:19:12,050 --> 01:19:13,119
~ Oh no no ~
936
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:17,766
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
937
01:19:17,890 --> 01:19:20,563
~ My feelings can't describe it ~
938
01:19:20,690 --> 01:19:25,400
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
939
01:19:25,530 --> 01:19:28,124
~ And I just cannot hide it ~
940
01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:33,119
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
941
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,923
~ My feelings can't describe it ~
942
01:19:36,050 --> 01:19:40,805
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
943
01:19:40,930 --> 01:19:43,603
~ And I just cannot hide it ~
944
01:19:43,730 --> 01:19:46,740
~ Finally ~
945
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:50,140
~ Oh finally ~
946
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,488
~ Yeah ~
947
01:19:51,610 --> 01:19:54,610
~ Yeah ~
948
01:20:29,890 --> 01:20:34,520
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
949
01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:37,164
~ My feelings can't describe it ~
950
01:20:37,290 --> 01:20:42,205
~ Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face ~
951
01:20:42,330 --> 01:20:44,924
~ And I just cannot hide it ~
952
01:20:45,050 --> 01:20:47,962
~ Finally oh yeah ~
953
01:20:48,090 --> 01:20:51,090
~ Yeah ~
954
01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,761
~ Finally oh yeah ~
955
01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:18,370
More!
956
01:21:21,170 --> 01:21:23,525
Come on, everybody!
957
01:21:23,650 --> 01:21:27,484
Yes, more! More! Come on!
958
01:21:28,330 --> 01:21:31,049
- You're wonderful!
- We want more!
959
01:21:31,170 --> 01:21:35,288
Yes! Magnificent! Bravo!
960
01:21:39,890 --> 01:21:43,326
Come on, snap out of it.
961
01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:45,327
You'll be fine.
962
01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:49,325
Come on, love.
963
01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:50,803
That's it, mate.
964
01:21:51,610 --> 01:21:56,240
- You scared us all for a minute.
- You had to have that extra bit of attention.
965
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,122
Nice one, lovie, nice one.
966
01:21:58,250 --> 01:21:59,250
Shit.
967
01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:03,644
What are you doing, Marion, you liar?
You said he'd be in bed.
968
01:22:03,770 --> 01:22:06,807
- Oh, shush, drink your daiquiri.
- I hate bloody daiquiri.
969
01:22:06,930 --> 01:22:09,888
No, you don't, you love bloody daiquiris.
970
01:22:10,010 --> 01:22:14,959
Now I know why drag queens drink from such
big glasses. To make their hands look smaller.
971
01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:19,561
What am I meant to say to the boy?
I've never been so embarrassed.
972
01:22:19,690 --> 01:22:21,282
- You're overreacting.
- Really?
973
01:22:21,410 --> 01:22:26,768
You're being a drama queen. You'll have to
drop that shit if you're gonna be a good father.
974
01:22:26,890 --> 01:22:30,439
Don't look surprised.
I've kept my end of the bargain, it's your turn.
975
01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:34,040
- Not for ever, maybe a couple of months.
- Why now?
976
01:22:34,170 --> 01:22:40,518
Because I haven't had a holiday in eight years.
I need a rest, Tick. I need some space.
977
01:22:40,650 --> 01:22:42,811
- Reminds me of something I said recently.
978
01:22:42,911 --> 01:22:45,598
- Well, I do. Besides,
it's time he knew his father.
979
01:22:45,730 --> 01:22:49,245
That's the problem.
I don't know what to tell him.
980
01:22:49,370 --> 01:22:51,406
What do you assume I do? Lie?
981
01:22:51,530 --> 01:22:55,409
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.
Bitch to him, not me.
982
01:22:55,530 --> 01:22:59,808
- Thanks for the free advice.
- You might be in for a pleasant surprise.
983
01:23:06,410 --> 01:23:07,763
Who is it?
984
01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:09,801
It's me, Bob.
985
01:23:13,450 --> 01:23:18,399
The flowers were being mangled.
Thought I'd rescue them for you.
986
01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:22,321
Good idea. Thanks.
987
01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:34,286
What's the matter?
988
01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,010
Nothing.
989
01:23:40,290 --> 01:23:43,805
- You know what your father does for a living?
- Yeah.
990
01:23:47,610 --> 01:23:50,522
So I suppose you know he doesn't like girls?
991
01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:53,767
Does he have a boyfriend at the moment?
992
01:23:53,890 --> 01:23:54,890
No.
993
01:23:55,410 --> 01:23:59,449
Neither does Mum.
She had a girlfriend but she got over her.
994
01:24:03,890 --> 01:24:07,883
Do you wanna come and play in my room?
I've got Lego.
995
01:24:08,010 --> 01:24:09,010
Sure.
996
01:24:14,970 --> 01:24:19,998
Come on, Butch, get a move on.
We can't brand the cattle by ourselves.
997
01:24:20,130 --> 01:24:24,169
- Great show. You always end like that?
- Always.
998
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:29,442
- Like to pick her up every night?
- Be a pleasure.
999
01:24:29,570 --> 01:24:32,607
That might include
tucking the lady into bed, Jeff.
1000
01:24:32,730 --> 01:24:34,846
What's the pay like, Marion?
1001
01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:39,646
He'll get himself into trouble one day,
and you might just be the lucky fellow.
1002
01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:41,203
Come on, all aboard.
1003
01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:49,722
Watch it with the innuendos.
Give me a clear shot.
1004
01:24:49,850 --> 01:24:53,320
You call dressing up
like a Xanadu production number a clear shot?
1005
01:24:53,450 --> 01:24:56,123
Come on, Tick, who's kidding who round here?
1006
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:58,480
He sure as shit isn't.
1007
01:25:10,650 --> 01:25:13,164
- What am I doing?
- Swimming!
1008
01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:17,809
A rock.
1009
01:25:17,930 --> 01:25:19,329
Little Rock.
1010
01:25:19,450 --> 01:25:21,759
Oh, Rock! Rock Hudson!
1011
01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:25,039
My turn!
1012
01:25:25,170 --> 01:25:28,128
OK, smarty-pants, you give it a go.
1013
01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:30,002
Come on, then.
1014
01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:32,325
It's a... sexy woman.
1015
01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:34,042
- Cat.
- Famous woman.
1016
01:25:36,410 --> 01:25:38,082
- Baby.
- Rocking.
1017
01:25:38,210 --> 01:25:40,405
- I know this one.
- Race horse.
1018
01:25:40,530 --> 01:25:41,929
Cat. Scary cat?
1019
01:25:42,050 --> 01:25:44,200
Scary moose?
1020
01:25:44,330 --> 01:25:46,719
- Scary dog.
- I know, I know.
1021
01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:49,489
Oh, Lindy Chamberlain.
1022
01:25:50,530 --> 01:25:52,919
That was appalling, Benji. Who taught you that?
1023
01:25:53,050 --> 01:25:55,200
- Mum did.
- Lies, all lies.
1024
01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:59,490
Come on, Adam.
1025
01:25:59,610 --> 01:26:02,249
Up. Time is against us.
1026
01:26:02,370 --> 01:26:04,600
And we have things to do.
1027
01:26:07,370 --> 01:26:11,204
- Come on, you butch thing, you.
- No, count me out.
1028
01:26:11,330 --> 01:26:13,002
- All for one.
- Come on.
1029
01:26:13,130 --> 01:26:14,130
No.
1030
01:26:17,850 --> 01:26:21,240
Come on, Adam, let's get frocked.
1031
01:26:26,370 --> 01:26:27,370
So...
1032
01:26:28,530 --> 01:26:31,681
...what's it like to finally have a father?
1033
01:26:32,570 --> 01:26:33,770
T's OK
1034
01:26:38,850 --> 01:26:43,401
I'm sorry about last night.
I don't always dress up in women 's clothes.
1035
01:26:43,530 --> 01:26:46,328
You know, don't get the wrong idea.
1036
01:26:48,730 --> 01:26:55,886
I mean, I do a lot of different stuff, you know,
like... Elvis, and... Gary Glitter and...
1037
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,010
ABBA?
1038
01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:05,678
I'm not supposed to know about the ABBA show,
but I'd like to see it.
1039
01:27:05,810 --> 01:27:08,040
Would you do ABBA for me?
1040
01:27:09,770 --> 01:27:10,770
Sure.
1041
01:27:16,570 --> 01:27:19,607
You know what I am, don't you?
1042
01:27:19,730 --> 01:27:22,608
Mum says you're the best in the business.
1043
01:27:23,850 --> 01:27:27,240
Well, your mother
was always prone to exaggeration.
1044
01:27:30,330 --> 01:27:34,403
Will you have a boyfriend
when we get back to Sydney?
1045
01:27:37,530 --> 01:27:38,530
Mayoo
1046
01:27:40,810 --> 01:27:42,607
That's good.
1047
01:27:53,770 --> 01:27:55,567
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
1048
01:27:55,690 --> 01:27:58,841
We're going to unleash the best in the business.
1049
01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:07,920
I had a dream.
1050
01:29:41,970 --> 01:29:44,689
Well, we did it.
1051
01:29:46,690 --> 01:29:50,319
It never ends, does it? All that space.
1052
01:29:55,690 --> 01:29:58,090
So what now?
1053
01:29:58,290 --> 01:30:00,804
I think I wanna go home.
1054
01:30:02,410 --> 01:30:03,610
Me too
1055
01:30:05,610 --> 01:30:07,407
Well, then.
1056
01:30:07,530 --> 01:30:10,602
Let's finish the shows and go home.
1057
01:30:24,410 --> 01:30:26,560
Don't go without leaving your number, sunshine.
1058
01:30:26,690 --> 01:30:32,128
Already taken care of. It's at the far end of the
men 's cubicle. "For a good time, phone Felicia."
1059
01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:36,607
- Can we stop at McDonalds?
- Good idea. I've had enough of this shitty food.
1060
01:30:36,730 --> 01:30:38,721
Where the hell d'you start?
1061
01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:42,272
Lay it on the line, conceal nothing.
That's the key.
1062
01:30:42,372 --> 01:30:45,527
If he doesn't like it he can buy a ticket back.
1063
01:30:45,650 --> 01:30:49,325
- And when people realise Mitzi's got a minor?
- Your problem, not his.
1064
01:30:49,450 --> 01:30:54,240
He knows when to listen. Morals are a choice
and he'll decide when he's ready.
1065
01:30:54,370 --> 01:30:56,600
Well, that's it. You're all packed.
1066
01:30:56,730 --> 01:31:00,723
You've gotta be joking. We haven't got
Bernadette's shoes upon board yet.
1067
01:31:00,850 --> 01:31:03,159
Hate to say, wish I was coming.
1068
01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:07,044
Your gas tank'll be fine.
Your axle may be another matter.
1069
01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:12,039
The road home will be filled with bored
mechanics waiting for you to spirit them away.
1070
01:31:12,170 --> 01:31:15,640
We're not even gonna spirit gum at this rate.
Where's Bernadette?
1071
01:31:15,770 --> 01:31:16,770
Here.
1072
01:31:18,850 --> 01:31:22,001
Come on, cabanossi tits. Where are your bags?
1073
01:31:22,130 --> 01:31:24,330
In my room.
1074
01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:28,879
I'm not going.
I've decided to stay here for a while.
1075
01:31:29,010 --> 01:31:31,683
Really? And you're choosing to tell us now.
1076
01:31:31,810 --> 01:31:37,567
She told me a few weeks back. I need someone
to handle guest entertainment while I'm away.
1077
01:31:37,690 --> 01:31:41,478
I get it. Who's been playing hide the sausage?
1078
01:31:42,770 --> 01:31:47,685
Let's get outta here before I throw up.
Come on, Benj. Hope you can drive.
1079
01:31:47,810 --> 01:31:49,801
Hey, not without a hug.
1080
01:31:55,370 --> 01:31:56,723
You sure?
1081
01:31:57,810 --> 01:31:59,721
No, I'm not sure.
1082
01:32:01,170 --> 01:32:04,685
But I'll never know unless I give it a shot.
1083
01:32:18,650 --> 01:32:21,562
I'm as jealous as all hell.
1084
01:32:22,490 --> 01:32:23,490
Shit.
1085
01:32:24,250 --> 01:32:26,241
Racoon time again.
1086
01:32:29,370 --> 01:32:33,488
- Bye. Don't forget to write.
- See you. Wish I was staying.
1087
01:32:35,330 --> 01:32:37,366
Bye, Ralph!
1088
01:32:37,490 --> 01:32:39,401
Yeah, see ya, Ralph.
1089
01:32:41,530 --> 01:32:46,046
~ I've been cheated by you
Since I don't know when ~
1090
01:32:48,330 --> 01:32:53,006
~ So I made up my mind it must come to an end ~
1091
01:32:54,890 --> 01:32:58,360
~ Look at me now will I ever learn? ~
1092
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:03,803
~ I don't know how but I suddenly lose control ~
1093
01:33:03,930 --> 01:33:07,605
~ There's a fire within my soul ~
1094
01:33:07,730 --> 01:33:10,961
~ Just one look and I can hear a bell ring ~
1095
01:33:11,090 --> 01:33:15,720
~ One more look and I forget everything oh -oh ~
1096
01:33:15,850 --> 01:33:18,683
~ Mamma mia here I go again ~
1097
01:33:18,810 --> 01:33:22,439
~ My my how can I resist you? ~
1098
01:33:22,570 --> 01:33:25,721
~ Mamma mia does it show again? ~
1099
01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:29,081
~ My my just how much I've missed you ~
1100
01:33:29,210 --> 01:33:32,520
~ Yes I've been brokenhearted ~
1101
01:33:32,650 --> 01:33:35,847
~ Blue since the day we parted ~
1102
01:33:35,970 --> 01:33:39,121
~ Why why did I ever let you go? ~
1103
01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:42,162
~ Mamma mia now I really know ~
1104
01:33:42,690 --> 01:33:45,648
~ My my I could never let you go ~
1105
01:33:52,450 --> 01:33:56,762
~ I've been angry and sad
About things that you do ~
1106
01:33:59,370 --> 01:34:02,760
~ I can't count all the times
That I've told you we're through ~
1107
01:34:05,810 --> 01:34:09,120
~ And when you go when you slam the door ~
1108
01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:14,529
~ I think you know
That you won't be away too long ~
1109
01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:18,325
~ You know that I'm not that strong ~
1110
01:34:18,450 --> 01:34:21,601
~ Just one look and I can hear a bell ring ~
1111
01:34:21,730 --> 01:34:26,121
~ One more look and I forget everything oh -oh ~
1112
01:34:26,250 --> 01:34:29,686
~ Mamma mia here I go again ~
1113
01:34:29,810 --> 01:34:33,041
~ My my how can I resist you? ~
1114
01:34:33,170 --> 01:34:36,401
~ Mamma mia does it show again? ~
1115
01:34:36,530 --> 01:34:39,806
~ My my just how much I've missed you ~
1116
01:34:39,930 --> 01:34:43,081
~ Yes I've been brokenhearted ~
1117
01:34:43,210 --> 01:34:46,441
~ Blue since the day we parted ~
1118
01:34:46,570 --> 01:34:49,801
~ Why why did I ever let you go? ~
1119
01:34:49,930 --> 01:34:53,161
~ Mamma mia now I really know ~
1120
01:34:53,290 --> 01:34:56,760
~ My my I could never let you go ~
1121
01:35:14,530 --> 01:35:18,284
All right, that's enough.
Oh, my tits are falling down.
1122
01:35:19,930 --> 01:35:21,130
Jesus!
1123
01:35:22,050 --> 01:35:25,725
Thank you. It's good to be home.
1124
01:35:43,210 --> 01:35:47,886
~ Sometimes the snow comes down in June ~
1125
01:35:48,010 --> 01:35:52,686
~ Sometimes the sun goes round the moon ~
1126
01:35:52,810 --> 01:35:57,440
~ I see the passion in your eyes ~
1127
01:35:57,570 --> 01:36:02,086
~ Sometimes it's all a big surprise ~
1128
01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:07,648
~ 'Cause there was a time
When all I did was wish ~
1129
01:36:07,770 --> 01:36:11,809
~ You 'd tell me this was love ~
1130
01:36:11,930 --> 01:36:17,641
~ It's not the way I hoped or how I planned ~
1131
01:36:17,770 --> 01:36:21,558
~ But somehow it's enough ~
1132
01:36:21,690 --> 01:36:26,206
~ And now we're standing face to face ~
1133
01:36:26,330 --> 01:36:31,006
~ Isn't this world a crazy place? ~
1134
01:36:31,130 --> 01:36:35,760
~ Just when I thought our chance had passed ~
1135
01:36:35,890 --> 01:36:41,760
~ You go and save the best for last ~
1136
01:36:48,010 --> 01:36:52,447
~ All of the nights you came to me ~
1137
01:36:52,570 --> 01:36:57,439
~ When some silly girl had set you free ~
1138
01:36:57,570 --> 01:37:02,200
~ You wondered how you 'd make it through ~
1139
01:37:02,330 --> 01:37:06,846
~ I wondered what was wrong with you ~
1140
01:37:06,970 --> 01:37:12,488
~ 'Cause how could you give your love
To someone else ~
1141
01:37:12,610 --> 01:37:16,603
~ And share your dreams with me? ~
1142
01:37:16,730 --> 01:37:22,168
~ Sometimes the very thing you're looking for ~
1143
01:37:22,290 --> 01:37:26,329
~ Is the one thing you can't see ~
1144
01:37:26,450 --> 01:37:30,966
~ But now we're standing face to face ~
1145
01:37:31,090 --> 01:37:35,800
~ Isn't this world a crazy place? ~
1146
01:37:35,930 --> 01:37:40,526
~ Just when I thought our chance had passed ~
1147
01:37:40,650 --> 01:37:46,247
~ You go and save the best for last ~
1148
01:37:50,330 --> 01:37:54,960
~ And sometimes the snow comes down in June ~
1149
01:37:55,090 --> 01:37:59,800
~ Sometimes the sun goes round the moon ~
1150
01:37:59,930 --> 01:38:04,481
~ Just when I thought our chance had passed ~
1151
01:38:04,610 --> 01:38:10,207
~ You go and save the best for last ~
1152
01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:21,725
~ You went and saved the best for last ~
1153
01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:32,521
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