1 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:21,678 God, what a mess on the ladder of success 2 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:27,159 Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung 3 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:33,792 Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled 4 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:39,362 It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten 5 00:00:39,405 --> 00:00:52,441 We are the sons of no one Bastards of young 6 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,784 The daughters and the sons 7 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,790 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. 8 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,393 Hey, you want to get out of here? 9 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,934 - What a rager, huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 10 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:20,468 Isn't it weird that all this, 11 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,981 this all happened at the end of the semester? 12 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:24,414 You and me. 13 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:26,481 James... 14 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:31,381 I don't think I can see you anymore. 15 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:34,691 You don't... What do you mean? 16 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,357 Sorry. 17 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:46,671 Women are mercurial, man. 18 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:50,039 - And you did just start dating last week. - It was 11 days ago. 19 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,374 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? 20 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,381 - That has nothing to do with it. - Oh, Christ. Brennan. 21 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,576 - What? - You did! You promised me! 22 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,551 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. 23 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:03,316 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? 24 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,187 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. 25 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:07,021 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... 26 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:08,117 Here, drink up. 27 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:13,724 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive 28 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,098 who throws herself at you and get it over with. 29 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,035 Look, I know most people have low standards. 30 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,300 I guess I'm... I'm different. 31 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:25,904 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? 32 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,278 - When we're on the Continent. - Here's to sexually-permissive cultures! 33 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,284 Yes! Focus on Europe. 34 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,582 It's going to be a transformative experience. 35 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,722 - To the graduate. - To the graduate. 36 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,887 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, 37 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,451 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, 38 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,725 about $ 7.68 more, 39 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:48,700 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. 40 00:02:48,734 --> 00:02:50,759 Bill, do you want to take this? 41 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:54,330 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned. 42 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:57,308 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, 43 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,938 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, 44 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:05,144 I do need an additional $279.11. 45 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:08,714 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, 46 00:03:08,754 --> 00:03:14,750 but your father has been transferred to a different department. 47 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:19,088 Really? Is that... Is that bad? 48 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:23,432 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. 49 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:27,462 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... 50 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:32,945 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. 51 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,939 You could still help me with rent next year, right? 52 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,780 All right, James, you're not listening to me. 53 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:42,049 - Here you go, sir. - There we go. Thank you very much. 54 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:47,116 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. 55 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:48,421 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? 56 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:49,951 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. 57 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,931 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, 58 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:56,162 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. 59 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,828 A summer job? 60 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,430 Summer in Pittsburgh. 61 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:01,770 - That's fucking harsh. - It's a nightmare. 62 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:03,274 They don't like people like me where I'm from. 63 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:06,244 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. 64 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:09,077 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? 65 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,915 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. 66 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,479 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. 67 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:17,648 - Yeah? - Yeah. 68 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,250 - Thank you so much, Eric. - Hey, don't worry about it. 69 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,022 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... 70 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,291 What, them? They're clueless. 71 00:04:26,832 --> 00:04:29,027 Fuck, this is good weed. 72 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,798 Speaking of which, I just want you to know 73 00:04:31,837 --> 00:04:34,567 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. 74 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,733 - Hey, put that away. - Yeah. Take it. 75 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,833 - No. - Take it. 76 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:37,900 - Take it! - Okay. 77 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,812 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? 78 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:43,212 But look at it this way, 79 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,809 in a few short months, you'll be with me, 80 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:49,548 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! 81 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:53,582 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. 82 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,760 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. 83 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,562 Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. 84 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:04,865 All right, I'm just trying to drive. 85 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:30,421 Here she ever comes now now 86 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:35,230 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 87 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:38,896 Here she ever comes now now 88 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:43,671 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 89 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:47,668 Oh, it looks so good 90 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:51,410 She's made out of wood 91 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:54,544 Just look and see 92 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:08,288 Here she ever comes now now 93 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:13,294 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 94 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:16,934 Here she ever comes now now 95 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:21,675 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 96 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,707 Oh, it looks so good 97 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:29,209 She's made out of wood 98 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:32,315 Just look and see 99 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,694 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, 100 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,960 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. 101 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:43,264 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. 102 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:46,635 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, 103 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,606 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. 104 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,370 These are the only jobs you've ever had? 105 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,673 No, no, I also spent several years 106 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,612 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. 107 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,137 I have their letter of recommendation here. 108 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:58,343 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. 109 00:06:58,384 --> 00:06:59,510 Okay. 110 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:04,413 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, 111 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,516 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin 112 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,186 on a pretty lengthy road trip. 113 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:11,993 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... 114 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,498 They hung up. 115 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:16,126 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. 116 00:07:16,168 --> 00:07:18,762 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. 117 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:20,431 What, at Adventureland? 118 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,237 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. 119 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,368 - You can do better, kiddo. - No, there's nothing. 120 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,743 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. 121 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,714 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. 122 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,511 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. 123 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:40,483 - Nad attack! - Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. 124 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,926 - Brennan, come here. - Frigo, stop. Okay. 125 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,589 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! 126 00:07:46,298 --> 00:07:48,027 - Yes! - Frigo. 127 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,034 Oh, Brennan! 128 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:05,347 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! 129 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,351 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... 130 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:11,821 I'm sorry. 131 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:15,257 Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? 132 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:16,420 Bobby? 133 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,921 - Paulette, come in, Paulette? - Channels. 134 00:08:18,964 --> 00:08:21,159 - You just... You gotta press it. - Oh, they're gone. 135 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,565 Okay. 136 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:24,967 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. 137 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:29,202 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. 138 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:32,005 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. 139 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,409 You look more like a games guy, 140 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:35,913 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? 141 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,006 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... 142 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,812 My name is Bobby. 143 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:43,879 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, 144 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:49,020 - no free upgrades, no free food. - So, just nothing is free here. 145 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,255 Everybody has to pay for everything. 146 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,594 And more importantly, working in games, 147 00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:55,623 no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. 148 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,226 Yeah, we don't have that many left. 149 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:59,328 Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? 150 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:02,966 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. 151 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,274 James? Am I pronouncing that right? 152 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,108 - James? James? - Yeah. 153 00:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,978 Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... 154 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:11,107 Hired! 155 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,118 Well, usually I... 156 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,177 - More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. - Sorry. 157 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,785 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. 158 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,730 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. 159 00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:32,495 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. 160 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:35,302 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. 161 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,200 Hey, Jerry. 162 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,235 $ 1 buys five rings. 163 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,144 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, 164 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,342 they win a giant-ass panda. 165 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,212 - That is a giant-ass panda. - Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. 166 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,722 And that's because this game is un-winnable. 167 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:54,055 Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. 168 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,061 So nobody ever wins? 169 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,154 If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, 170 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,461 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? 171 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,395 So the object of the game 172 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,698 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, 173 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:09,299 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. 174 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,232 Really? Yeah. 175 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:14,870 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, 176 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,643 we can't just give them away. 177 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,316 You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. 178 00:10:20,352 --> 00:10:23,788 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. 179 00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:26,484 Brennan, they got you working on games? 180 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,790 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! 181 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:33,958 - You know that demented person? - Yeah. He used to be my best friend. 182 00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:35,023 Then I turned four. 183 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,166 So if you stand directly below the hoop, 184 00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,932 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. 185 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,372 But from back there, the sucker just can't tell. 186 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,638 Jesus, that's so wrong. 187 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,477 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. 188 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:48,946 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. 189 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,415 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. 190 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,112 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. 191 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,245 I was supposed to go to Europe, 192 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,720 but my family has money problems. 193 00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,882 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. 194 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:01,449 My dad even makes me pay utilities. 195 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,555 I don't want... 196 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,029 I catch the paper boy 197 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,728 But things don't really change 198 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,929 I'm standing in the wind 199 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,869 But I never wave bye-bye 200 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,443 But I try 201 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,571 I try 202 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,278 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! 203 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:33,724 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. 204 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:37,217 Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. 205 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:40,231 Here you go. You can have that. 206 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,062 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 207 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,430 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? 208 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,839 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. 209 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,605 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. 210 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:55,374 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. 211 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:58,008 - No, you're very... You're very gamey. - Yeah. 212 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,244 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 213 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,751 Have you ever seen a horse race before? 214 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,687 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? 215 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,883 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? 216 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:08,518 - That's a good question. - It doesn't really matter. 217 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,858 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? 218 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,557 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... 219 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,065 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "100, 200, 200, going... " 220 00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,329 - That's an auction, sweetie. - Right. 221 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,666 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? 222 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,036 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? 223 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,301 That's what people come for. 224 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,538 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. 225 00:12:26,111 --> 00:12:27,476 Thank you. 226 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,175 - Take it to a 10. I like that. - Okay. 227 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:37,350 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mint juleps. 228 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,947 Horses are all at the starting gate. 229 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,321 Okay, and they're off! 230 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,385 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! 231 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,589 But look out! Here comes Green, 232 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,723 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. 233 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,426 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, 234 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,129 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. 235 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,637 And Yellow is dead last! 236 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:56,471 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. 237 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:57,998 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! 238 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,840 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, 239 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,539 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. 240 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,878 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! 241 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,281 Green places and Red shows. 242 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,478 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! 243 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:13,480 - What window? There's a window? - No. No, there's not. Here you go. 244 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,125 Congratulations, sir. 245 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:27,963 I'm new. 246 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,802 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. 247 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,676 And the sale of arms got tangled up... 248 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,708 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? 249 00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:42,879 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? 250 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:47,223 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. 251 00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:51,487 - Yo! Guy! - Yeah? 252 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,327 - Give me five. - Okay. 253 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:59,465 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. 254 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,632 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? 255 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:05,336 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. 256 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,676 - Okay. - You know what? Make it 15. 257 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:13,378 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? 258 00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:17,252 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! 259 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,189 - We got a winner! - Come on, check it out! 260 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:23,183 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. 261 00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,286 That's cheating. 262 00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:27,492 Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! 263 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,331 - Yeah, I saw him throw it! - Hey, thank you, sir. 264 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:35,898 - Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. - This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! 265 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,510 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. 266 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,082 Here you go, here's your panda. 267 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:49,053 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. 268 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:51,848 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? 269 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,983 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. 270 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,187 Is it worth getting knifed over? 271 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,422 No. 272 00:14:57,462 --> 00:15:02,263 - Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. - Em. Nice to meet you. 273 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,129 Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James. 274 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:10,532 No. Shit. I need this job. 275 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,202 I'm kidding. You're okay. 276 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,373 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. 277 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,748 Yo, Connell! Rock on! 278 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,550 - Who's that? - Connell. He's the maintenance guy. 279 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,794 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? 280 00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,561 Yeah, I know. 281 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,039 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. 282 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,065 - Hey, Joel. Hey. - Hi. 283 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,376 You guys want some of this? 284 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,505 - I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? - Thanks. 285 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,550 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, 286 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,751 but they spelled it "Satin Lives. " 287 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,158 One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt. 288 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,627 - That's quite funny. - Yeah. 289 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,962 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. 290 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,491 You know about Connell and Lou, right? 291 00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,765 No, I don't know about them. 292 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,032 Time out, guys. 293 00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,539 - Guys, he doesn't know the legend. - Oh, my God! 294 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,270 - Tell him. - Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. 295 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,868 - Really? - The historic Lou Reed. 296 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:22,539 - The Lou Reed. - So Connell's like a real musician? 297 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:26,483 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. 298 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,681 - He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. - He's married, you perv! 299 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,655 Nice pipe, Grandpa! 300 00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:36,055 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! 301 00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,460 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. 302 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,361 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! 303 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,528 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. 304 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,003 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. 305 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,906 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? 306 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:50,999 What? Yeah. 307 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,408 - Thank you so much. I got a ride. - Hey, what? 308 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,309 You can go. Good night. 309 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,938 - You got a ride? - Yes. 310 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:59,144 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? 311 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,414 - Oh, my God. - Frigo. 312 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,717 - All right, I'll see you, Brennan. - What the hell was that? 313 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,450 It's just my life. 314 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,103 I'm curious to know exactly how you are 315 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:30,877 I keep my distance But that distance is too far 316 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:36,081 It reassures me just to know that you're okay 317 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:40,649 But I don't want you to go on needing me this way 318 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:45,527 And I don't want to know if you are lonely 319 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,027 Here, have some rum. Thanks. 320 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:52,332 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. 321 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,232 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. 322 00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,209 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... 323 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,734 Okay, she's gone. 324 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:06,247 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. 325 00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:10,448 - Yeah. - Wow. I'm at NYU right now. 326 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,480 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. 327 00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:15,583 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. 328 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,424 - What are you studying? - Journalism. 329 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,830 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. 330 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,165 But I want to report on the real state of the world. 331 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,863 You know, like Charles Dickens, 332 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,531 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, 333 00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:30,405 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. 334 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:34,840 - That's cool. - Yeah, is it? 335 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,313 - Yeah. - Okay. 336 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,508 No, it is, it's... 337 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,245 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? 338 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:44,021 No, that's a valid question, 339 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:47,889 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. 340 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:51,293 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. 341 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:56,596 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company 342 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,830 or something like that. 343 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,861 - Fuck that, right? - Yeah. 344 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,534 Yeah. 345 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,939 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. 346 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,710 - Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. - Sure. 347 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,515 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. 348 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:52,387 - Don't believe everything you hear. - Okay. 349 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,892 I'll tell you about it sometime. 350 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,995 So, where does your band play? 351 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,898 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. 352 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,599 - I'm starting a new band out in LA. - Los Angeles? 353 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,732 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. 354 00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,933 - Jesus. - Nasty. 355 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,137 You'll get better at avoiding that. 356 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:24,781 Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. 357 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,852 I'm invited? 358 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,054 Yep, that's why I'm telling you. 359 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,962 - Connell? - You kiddies have fun. 360 00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,497 She's cool, right? 361 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,864 You're just smearing that around. 362 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,735 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. 363 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,338 We're having a ping-pong tournament! 364 00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:51,107 - Hey. - Hey. 365 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,411 Nice digs. 366 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:55,977 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? 367 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,717 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. 368 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,488 It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. 369 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,462 - High hopes. - Also gets me out of the house. 370 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,656 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? 371 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,190 - Absolutely. - Yes! 372 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,760 - Awesome. - Don't touch me. 373 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,932 Hey, I actually brought something for the party. 374 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,103 - What is that? - It's a joint. 375 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,739 - Oh. - Yeah. 376 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,449 Bobby is weird. 377 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:28,679 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, 378 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,654 and I went back, I opened the door, 379 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,319 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. 380 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,259 What a weirdo. 381 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:47,093 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? 382 00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:53,369 Okay. 383 00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,045 Come on. 384 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:03,282 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? 385 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,155 Yeah, okay. 386 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,191 - See, it's not so bad. It's okay. - No, it's okay. 387 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:30,340 - Do you have any more of that pot? - Yeah, at home. Why? 388 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,516 - We should make pot cookies. - Okay. 389 00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:36,111 That would be so fun. Have you done that? 390 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,214 - I have not. I've had cookies. - All right. 391 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,350 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. 392 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,690 Your connections have dried up? 393 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,661 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? 394 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,856 I have five joints. 395 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,055 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? 396 00:22:48,099 --> 00:22:49,123 - Yeah. - Yeah. 397 00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,932 Oh, my God! 398 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:04,807 I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. 399 00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:06,609 Okay. 400 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,648 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay. 401 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,181 You want one? 402 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,091 - Coming? - Yeah. 403 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,500 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. 404 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,302 - Okay. - I'll meet you inside. 405 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,777 - Okay. - Okay. 406 00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:37,742 Shit. 407 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:44,748 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! 408 00:23:46,157 --> 00:23:47,249 Yeah! 409 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,054 Thanks. 410 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:57,030 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. 411 00:23:57,068 --> 00:24:01,368 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. 412 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,872 - I promise you'll get them back. - Yeah. 413 00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:11,345 Thank you. 414 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:24,360 - Who's that? - It's my stepmom. 415 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,799 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. 416 00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:35,397 - She died two years ago. - Really? I'm sorry. 417 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:39,908 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. 418 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,379 You see that unholy abomination on her head? 419 00:24:43,414 --> 00:24:44,847 - Yeah. - It's a wig. 420 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,077 Is it? 421 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:51,885 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. 422 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,686 Lost all her hair. 423 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,785 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. 424 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,464 - I'm buzzed. You? - Yeah, kind of. 425 00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:20,313 - What was that? - What was what? 426 00:25:21,085 --> 00:25:22,814 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? 427 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,946 Yes. 428 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,728 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. 429 00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:34,231 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. 430 00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:36,392 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. 431 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:43,400 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? 432 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,602 Okay, good night! 433 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:54,779 Hello? 434 00:25:56,855 --> 00:26:01,417 Hey. No, actually, the party broke up pretty early. 435 00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:12,735 I'm in here. 436 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,034 Crack of dawn 437 00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:20,967 Cindy's movin' on 438 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,314 She's talking Cindy to everyone 439 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:33,649 - So we have, like, five minutes? - No. 440 00:26:33,691 --> 00:26:36,159 Though I've heard it before 441 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,096 There's not much point in wasting time, though. 442 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:44,932 But I just can't get away 443 00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:49,372 Cindy kills me every day 444 00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:27,404 Lisa P. Is back! 445 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,675 - Lisa P. Is back! - Lisa P.? Did you hear that? 446 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,877 Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back! 447 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:37,015 - Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back! - Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? 448 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,990 Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" 449 00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:41,218 That's Lisa P. 450 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,320 Come on, come on 451 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:52,663 Have you ever heard those opening lines 452 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:59,335 You should leave this small town way behind 453 00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:04,508 I'll be your partner Show you the steps 454 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:11,388 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. 455 00:28:11,422 --> 00:28:14,619 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. 456 00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:19,255 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, 457 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,026 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. 458 00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,590 The pudendum? Are you pre-med? 459 00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:27,161 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. 460 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,934 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. 461 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:31,237 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. 462 00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:33,937 - Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. - Hey, Joel. 463 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,446 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. 464 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,382 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. 465 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,477 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. 466 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,480 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. 467 00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:50,255 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. 468 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:52,921 Oh. 469 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,660 Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. 470 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:59,796 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. 471 00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:01,998 - I'm Lisa. - James. 472 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,237 I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. 473 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:08,734 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. 474 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,181 - What? - It was nice to meet you. 475 00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:14,377 Nice to meet you, too, James. 476 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,218 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. 477 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,319 A little more than 40%/� of these fish are dead. 478 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,224 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, 479 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,819 after working doubles. 480 00:29:24,862 --> 00:29:28,263 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. 481 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,430 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. 482 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,496 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! 483 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,268 Hey. 484 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:43,337 - Hey. - Hey, I made you a tape. 485 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,746 These are my favorite bummer songs. 486 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,250 They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. 487 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,809 - I think you'll love it. - Cool. 488 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,185 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? 489 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,348 Sure. 490 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:04,830 I got a fever of 103 491 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:08,498 Come on, baby Do you do more than dance? 492 00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:11,372 I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded 493 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:28,382 - Hey, I feel like I should tell you. - Tell me what? 494 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,127 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. 495 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:38,099 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. 496 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,195 - That sucks. - Yeah. 497 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:43,105 - Who broke your heart? - A girl at school. 498 00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:46,474 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... 499 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,569 I think there was something there. 500 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,273 I think that we actually had, like, potential. 501 00:30:49,313 --> 00:30:52,248 I don't know. I think she was afraid. 502 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:54,775 Afraid of what? 503 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,310 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. 504 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,016 Was the sex good? 505 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,149 She was very sexy. 506 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,559 You've been with a lot of girls? 507 00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:09,923 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? 508 00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,793 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 509 00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:15,600 No, in that case, 510 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,108 there were actually a few times that I... 511 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,439 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. 512 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,378 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. 513 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:25,473 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? 514 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,314 - There were circumstances... - Oh, my God! 515 00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:29,580 - Oh, my God. - No, I went... 516 00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:34,080 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. 517 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:38,255 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. 518 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,526 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, 519 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:45,867 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? 520 00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:48,371 It was one of the sonnets. 521 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,533 "Being your slave, what should I do 522 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:54,341 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" 523 00:31:54,378 --> 00:31:59,441 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. 524 00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:00,916 All right, that doesn't matter. 525 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:04,115 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, 526 00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:06,123 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. 527 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:09,092 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... 528 00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,686 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? 529 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,889 Hmm? 530 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:15,757 No. 531 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:23,204 So what about you and intercourse? 532 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,369 - Can you stop saying "intercourse"? - Sure, sure. 533 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,037 I don't know. There were guys in high school, 534 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,742 and then, like, there were other ones. 535 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,347 - Were you in love with any of them? - No. Hell no. 536 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,279 Got you. 537 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:42,385 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! 538 00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:44,394 - Jimbo. - Hey, you know this place? 539 00:32:44,428 --> 00:32:47,727 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. 540 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,194 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. 541 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,226 Nice to meet you. 542 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:55,000 - Hi. - Hey. 543 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,530 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. 544 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,701 Cool. 545 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:02,744 Do it! My nephew! 546 00:33:08,185 --> 00:33:10,551 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. 547 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,078 Yeah, she is. 548 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:15,487 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. 549 00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:20,163 - It's kind of sad. - Oh, yeah? I've never been there. 550 00:33:20,197 --> 00:33:24,497 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. 551 00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:34,006 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. 552 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,605 - Yeah, I just needed some air. - Okay. 553 00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:49,488 Sometimes I feel so happy 554 00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:55,260 Sometimes I feel so sad 555 00:33:57,768 --> 00:34:00,931 Sometimes I feel so happy 556 00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:05,831 But mostly you just make me mad 557 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,776 Baby, you just make me mad 558 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:19,580 Linger on 559 00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:23,888 Your pale blue eyes 560 00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:30,859 Linger on 561 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:37,300 - Hey, can we go somewhere? - Yeah. 562 00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,276 Thought of you as my mountain top 563 00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,284 Thought of you as my peak 564 00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:55,986 Thought of you as everything 565 00:34:58,095 --> 00:35:00,962 I've had but couldn't keep 566 00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,060 Hey. 567 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:15,406 Linger on 568 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,872 Your pale blue eyes 569 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:30,020 - You made out with her? - Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. 570 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:33,291 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. 571 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:37,461 Cool, man. How was that? 572 00:35:38,702 --> 00:35:42,638 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? 573 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,267 - Good for you, man. - Yeah. 574 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,243 I got to open my booth. 575 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:01,921 Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? 576 00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:03,620 I can't listen to this song again. 577 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:08,030 I don't, but I have this. 578 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:12,201 - Be cool with that. - Okay. Thanks. 579 00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:19,439 - Were you on a date last night? - I wouldn't call it a date. 580 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,910 Not into Em? 581 00:36:22,112 --> 00:36:24,137 No, she's great. She's great. I just... 582 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,443 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. 583 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,247 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. 584 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:32,388 - I hope you didn't tell her that. - Why? 585 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,589 You told her that, didn't you? 586 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,721 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. 587 00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:43,062 - Right. They don't? - They don't. 588 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,035 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. 589 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:49,005 I'm just saying don't play that card first. 590 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,041 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? 591 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:57,737 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. 592 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,577 - That works now. - Yeah. Okay. 593 00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:05,619 Okay, observe. Two options. 594 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,254 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 595 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,820 or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. 596 00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:16,321 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. 597 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:23,172 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. 598 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:27,610 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. 599 00:37:27,645 --> 00:37:30,307 - All right, bye. - Your turn, man. 600 00:37:30,347 --> 00:37:32,372 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. 601 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,510 - Hey. - Hey. 602 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,246 I really want to see you tonight. 603 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,486 - Tonight? - Yeah. 604 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:45,188 Unless you got something else going on. 605 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,722 You're doing really good. 606 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,531 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. 607 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:56,370 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. 608 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,307 We can go to my mom's. 609 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:06,741 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 610 00:38:09,386 --> 00:38:12,287 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. 611 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,792 I heard you might have some weed. 612 00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:20,290 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? 613 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,898 Sometimes. 614 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:27,029 Beer? 615 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,806 - Got anything stronger? - Yeah. 616 00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:39,541 So what excuse do you give your mother 617 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,813 for coming down here so late? 618 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,154 Gotta pump some midnight iron? 619 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:50,559 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. 620 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:56,360 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? 621 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,468 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? 622 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,338 - Don't be mean. - Jeez, you're sensitive. 623 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:09,176 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. 624 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,543 Let's not ruin it. 625 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:15,878 Okay. 626 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,254 So, how's your dad? 627 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:26,529 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. 628 00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:31,758 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. 629 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:35,704 - Men are prideful creatures. - Exactly. 630 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,511 Do you believe in God? 631 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:48,248 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. 632 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,617 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, 633 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,281 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. 634 00:39:52,322 --> 00:39:54,017 I believe in love. 635 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,622 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, 636 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,154 I mean, transformable. 637 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:05,430 I think that love makes things transform together. 638 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,799 I'm majorly high. 639 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:13,342 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. 640 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:16,876 I'm having dinner with my parents. 641 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:22,676 Somebody's hungry. 642 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,689 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. 643 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,782 - Is that so? - Oh, yeah? 644 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,388 Yeah, I was just thinking that, 645 00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:34,294 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you 646 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:37,596 to stay close to home for a while. 647 00:40:37,634 --> 00:40:41,536 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. 648 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:45,235 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. 649 00:40:45,275 --> 00:40:47,766 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, 650 00:40:47,811 --> 00:40:49,142 like the one I've been accepted to. 651 00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:51,943 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. 652 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:57,079 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. 653 00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:01,287 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday. " 654 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,688 That's a terrible impression. 655 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,355 James, what is wrong with you? 656 00:41:06,663 --> 00:41:12,568 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" 657 00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:15,970 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! 658 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:19,874 Mr. Fabulous' Incredible Performing Canines tonight! 659 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:23,311 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. 660 00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:25,872 - Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. - Eat it! 661 00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:28,246 Son of a bitch! 662 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,914 Get him! Get him! 663 00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,856 - Come here. - Be careful. 664 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,551 All right! Hey! 665 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:40,690 Oh, my God! 666 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:44,196 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. 667 00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:46,964 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. 668 00:41:53,977 --> 00:41:55,774 There is freedom within 669 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,872 There is freedom without 670 00:41:57,915 --> 00:42:01,851 Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup 671 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:07,490 There's a battle ahead 672 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,822 Many battles are lost 673 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,987 But you'll never see the end of the road 674 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,658 While you're traveling with me 675 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,826 Hey now, hey now 676 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,860 Don't dream it's over 677 00:42:20,904 --> 00:42:23,805 Hey now, hey now 678 00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:26,833 When the world comes in 679 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:30,335 They come, they come 680 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:33,543 To build a wall between us 681 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:36,382 We know they won't win 682 00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:42,452 - Park's closed, Em. - Yeah. 683 00:42:42,492 --> 00:42:45,188 - Rich, you scared the hell out of us. - Rich, it's me, James. 684 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,823 - Park's closed, James. - Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? 685 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,526 Better leave now. The park's closed. 686 00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,727 - All right, we better leave now. - Okay. Here we go. 687 00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:53,497 Okay. Thanks, Rich. 688 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,335 Don't dream it's over 689 00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:59,274 Hey now, hey now 690 00:42:59,309 --> 00:43:02,301 When the world comes in 691 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,372 They come, they come 692 00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,878 I think you're so beautiful. 693 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,551 Oh, fuck. 694 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:19,659 - Hey, kids! - Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? 695 00:43:19,696 --> 00:43:23,188 - It's my friend James, Dad. - Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 696 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,834 - Nice to meet you, James. - You, too. 697 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:31,272 - Hi, James. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 698 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:35,238 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. 699 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,246 - Good night. - Good night. 700 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,842 - Good night. - Good night, party pooper. 701 00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:47,421 So, it was a lovely party at the Melnicks'. 702 00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:49,789 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. 703 00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:53,227 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. 704 00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:56,357 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. 705 00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:00,392 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? 706 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,664 Lori Melnick, 707 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:08,542 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. 708 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:11,706 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. 709 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,974 See you later. 710 00:44:15,852 --> 00:44:17,251 Sy. 711 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,499 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. 712 00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,136 Do you want to hear something fucked up? 713 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,299 What? 714 00:44:39,142 --> 00:44:42,475 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, 715 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,175 my dad starts going to temple. 716 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,912 He's never been serious about his faith. 717 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:54,356 But he decided to buddy up to God, 718 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:57,952 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. 719 00:44:58,428 --> 00:45:00,191 And that's where he met Francy. 720 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:06,966 My mom loses her hair in chemo, 721 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,667 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. 722 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,669 It's just weird. 723 00:45:19,082 --> 00:45:20,845 I'll take you home. 724 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:31,154 We started dancing and love put us into a groove 725 00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:34,925 As soon as we started to move 726 00:45:38,101 --> 00:45:43,437 The music played while our bodies displayed for the dance 727 00:45:43,473 --> 00:45:46,203 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. 728 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,143 Put that disco station on. 729 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:54,680 Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... 730 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:58,211 - Huh? - Hmm? 731 00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:03,557 - Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. - All right, let's see how you did. 732 00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:11,734 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? 733 00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:15,032 Yeah, he's right here. 734 00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:16,232 It's your mother. 735 00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:19,802 Sorry. 736 00:46:20,877 --> 00:46:24,779 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. 737 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:26,339 It's supposed to be on. 738 00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,349 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? 739 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,315 I'll be right there. 740 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,249 I gotta go. 741 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,488 - Jimbo, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 742 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,262 You got one of those little baby joints on you? 743 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,891 - I do. - Let's go. 744 00:46:56,813 --> 00:47:01,375 - Is your mom okay? - Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. 745 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:04,080 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. 746 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,555 Where'd he go? 747 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,558 I don't know. He left a long time ago. 748 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:11,584 - This is cool. - Yeah, Lou Reed. 749 00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:14,529 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Satellite Of Love. 750 00:47:14,564 --> 00:47:16,361 Of course. Right on. 751 00:47:19,936 --> 00:47:24,066 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. 752 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:30,506 - Hey, man, how's it going with Em? - I don't know. It's going... 753 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,611 She's... 754 00:47:35,785 --> 00:47:38,015 I think I'm in love with her. 755 00:47:38,321 --> 00:47:40,186 Soon it will be filled 756 00:47:40,223 --> 00:47:42,623 With parking cars 757 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,797 I watch it for a little while 758 00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,323 I love to watch things on TV 759 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:55,202 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. 760 00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:59,041 Satellite of love 761 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,102 Satellite of love 762 00:48:04,414 --> 00:48:06,882 Satellite of love 763 00:48:07,817 --> 00:48:08,909 Hey. 764 00:48:11,087 --> 00:48:12,816 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. 765 00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:15,416 - He's in love with you. - What? 766 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:20,086 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her. " 767 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,494 Right. 768 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,010 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? 769 00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:37,605 It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. 770 00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:40,847 I want action tonight 771 00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:44,081 Satisfaction all night 772 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,793 I grab my hat and I grab my shoes 773 00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:56,924 Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise 774 00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:02,097 You have to do something! 775 00:49:02,138 --> 00:49:03,196 You're not doing anything! 776 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,435 I can't take it anymore! 777 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:08,376 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. 778 00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:09,878 You have to do something, okay? 779 00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,107 Something has to change. 780 00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:14,810 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! 781 00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,914 You're coming through 782 00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:23,221 Seems just like a dream 783 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,787 It's a mystery to me 784 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:28,855 Fills me within 785 00:49:28,898 --> 00:49:31,492 When we're together 786 00:49:31,534 --> 00:49:34,833 Oh, baby, can't you see 787 00:49:34,871 --> 00:49:39,205 I like to feel the passion 788 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,939 To the point of no return 789 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,879 What are you majoring in? 790 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:50,044 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. 791 00:49:50,086 --> 00:49:54,455 - Oh, wow, that's really interesting. - Yeah. 792 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,289 What career track is that? 793 00:49:57,327 --> 00:50:00,626 Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. 794 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,598 The world is my oyster. 795 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,000 You kids need another round? 796 00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:09,232 - Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. - Actually, we'll take two more. 797 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:12,708 I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. 798 00:50:13,109 --> 00:50:16,237 - What the hell? Are you gonna stop? - Two-for-Tuesday. 799 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:21,609 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. 800 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,955 Come on. Come on. 801 00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,048 - Come on. - Okay. 802 00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,588 You are an obsession 803 00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:36,599 Here, ready? Stay with me. 804 00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:39,962 Unopened at your feet 805 00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,527 There's no balance 806 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,673 - You like that? - Yes. 807 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,268 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. 808 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,301 - Good one! - Thanks a lot. 809 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:52,977 - Nice moves, Brennan. - Thanks. 810 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:59,748 - Razzmatazz! - Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. 811 00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,691 - But we love you more! - It knows. 812 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:05,854 More. 813 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,255 Oh, my God. You okay? 814 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,135 - Razzmatazz. - Come on. 815 00:51:14,637 --> 00:51:15,661 All right. 816 00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:19,466 - There you go. - You're so strong-ish. 817 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,468 I'll take that. 818 00:51:27,283 --> 00:51:29,808 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. 819 00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:31,081 Me, too. 820 00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:44,559 Em, I think you're incredible. 821 00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:52,006 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. 822 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:57,409 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. 823 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,574 Okay, all right. 824 00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:04,017 I'm sorry. 825 00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:19,332 Hey. Let me help you with that. 826 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,701 I got it. 827 00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:24,201 That is ugly. 828 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:26,700 Thanks. 829 00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:31,369 - Hey, so how's your dad? - He's hanging in there. 830 00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:35,612 - Yeah? Still... Still not working? - No, no. 831 00:52:37,086 --> 00:52:40,419 The Musik-Express! 832 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:44,689 - These rides are safe, right? - Supposedly. 833 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,588 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. 834 00:52:47,630 --> 00:52:51,794 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, 835 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,769 trying to kick his buddy. 836 00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:57,830 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. 837 00:52:57,874 --> 00:53:01,970 - Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. - Great. 838 00:53:03,746 --> 00:53:05,145 So it's official. 839 00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:06,648 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job 840 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,617 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. 841 00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:12,519 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. 842 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:18,120 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. 843 00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:20,356 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. 844 00:53:20,396 --> 00:53:23,797 - It's gonna be insane. - To the max. 845 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:27,132 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? 846 00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:32,369 - My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... - That's okay. Take Boomer. 847 00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:36,704 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. 848 00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:38,111 You don't like Priest? 849 00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:41,480 - I'm busy that night. - I didn't tell you what night. 850 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:47,312 James, you and I should go out some night. 851 00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:50,622 I get it, that's a funny one. 852 00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,594 Face! Douche.