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God, what a mess
on the ladder of success
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Where you take one step
and miss the whole first rung
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Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled
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It beats pickin' cotton
and waitin' to be forgotten
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We are the sons of no one
Bastards of young
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The daughters and the sons
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Look, I'm going to be paying off
these student loans until, like, 2003.
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Hey, you want to get out of here?
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- What a rager, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Isn't it weird that all this,
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this all happened
at the end of the semester?
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You and me.
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James...
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I don't think I can see you anymore.
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You don't... What do you mean?
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Sorry.
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Women are mercurial, man.
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- And you did just start dating last week.
- It was 11 days ago.
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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?
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- That has nothing to do with it.
- Oh, Christ. Brennan.
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- What?
- You did! You promised me!
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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.
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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.
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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...
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Here, drink up.
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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive
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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.
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Look, I know most people
have low standards.
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I guess I'm... I'm different.
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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?
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- When we're on the Continent.
- Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!
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Yes! Focus on Europe.
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It's going to be
a transformative experience.
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- To the graduate.
- To the graduate.
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Yeah, so I researched
some more youth hostels,
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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,
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about $ 7.68 more,
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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.
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Bill, do you want to take this?
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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.
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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,
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I do need an additional $279.11.
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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,
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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.
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Really? Is that... Is that bad?
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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.
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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...
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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.
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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?
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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.
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- Here you go, sir.
- There we go. Thank you very much.
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Listen,
here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation.
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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?
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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.
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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,
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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.
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A summer job?
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Summer in Pittsburgh.
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- That's fucking harsh.
- It's a nightmare.
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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.
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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.
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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?
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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Thank you so much, Eric.
- Hey, don't worry about it.
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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...
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What, them? They're clueless.
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Fuck, this is good weed.
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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know
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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.
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- Hey, put that away.
- Yeah. Take it.
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- No.
- Take it.
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- Take it!
- Okay.
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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?
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But look at it this way,
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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,
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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!
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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.
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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.
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Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.
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All right, I'm just trying to drive.
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,
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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.
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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.
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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,
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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.
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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?
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No, no, I also spent several years
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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.
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I have their
letter of recommendation here.
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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.
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Okay.
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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin
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on a pretty lengthy road trip.
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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...
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They hung up.
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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.
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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.
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What, at Adventureland?
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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were six.
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- You can do better, kiddo.
- No, there's nothing.
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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.
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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.
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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
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- Nad attack!
- Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.
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- Brennan, come here.
- Frigo, stop. Okay.
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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!
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- Yes!
- Frigo.
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Oh, Brennan!
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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!
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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...
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I'm sorry.
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Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?
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Bobby?
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- Paulette, come in, Paulette?
- Channels.
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- You just... You gotta press it.
- Oh, they're gone.
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Okay.
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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.
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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.
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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.
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You look more like a games guy,
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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?
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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...
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My name is Bobby.
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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,
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- no free upgrades, no free food.
- So, just nothing is free here.
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Everybody has to pay for everything.
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And more importantly,
working in games,
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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
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Yeah, we don't have that many left.
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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?
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Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.
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James? Am I pronouncing that right?
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- James? James?
- Yeah.
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Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...
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Hired!
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Well, usually I...
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- More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
- Sorry.
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Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.
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Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.
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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.
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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.
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Hey, Jerry.
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$ 1 buys five rings.
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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,
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they win a giant-ass panda.
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- That is a giant-ass panda.
- Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.
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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.
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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from three inches away.
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So nobody ever wins?
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If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,
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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?
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So the object of the game
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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,
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except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,
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we can't just give them away.
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You get a five-minute bathroom break
every two hours.
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I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number two.
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Brennan,
they got you working on games?
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What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
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- You know that demented person?
- Yeah. He used to be my best friend.
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Then I turned four.
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So if you stand
directly below the hoop,
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you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.
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But from back there,
the sucker just can't tell.
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Jesus, that's so wrong.
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A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.
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Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.
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Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.
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So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.
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I was supposed to go to Europe,
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but my family has money problems.
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Wait till your parents
start making you pay rent.
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My dad even makes me pay utilities.
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I don't want...
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I catch the paper boy
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But things don't really change
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I'm standing in the wind
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But I never wave bye-bye
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But I try
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I try
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Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purple horse.
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Green's in second. Yellow's third.
Congratulations.
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Here you go. You can have that.
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- Hey, James?
- Yeah?
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You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?
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Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.
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I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.
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No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.
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- No, you're very... You're very gamey.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Have you ever seen
a horse race before?
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Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?
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Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?
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- That's a good question.
- It doesn't really matter.
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Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?
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The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"100, 200, 200, going... "
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- That's an auction, sweetie.
- Right.
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So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?
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Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?
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That's what people come for.
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So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.
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Thank you.
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- Take it to a 10. I like that.
- Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mint juleps.
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Horses are all at the starting gate.
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Okay, and they're off!
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And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!
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But look out! Here comes Green,
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issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.
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Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,
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so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.
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And Yellow is dead last!
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What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.
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Wait! Look out! Wait a second!
238
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,840
Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,
239
00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,539
and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.
240
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,878
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!
241
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,281
Green places and Red shows.
242
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,478
Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!
243
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:13,480
- What window? There's a window?
- No. No, there's not. Here you go.
244
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,125
Congratulations, sir.
245
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:27,963
I'm new.
246
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,802
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.
247
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,676
And the sale of arms got tangled up...
248
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,708
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?
249
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:42,879
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?
250
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:47,223
And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.
251
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:51,487
- Yo! Guy!
- Yeah?
252
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,327
- Give me five.
- Okay.
253
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:59,465
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.
254
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,632
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?
255
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:05,336
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
256
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,676
- Okay.
- You know what? Make it 15.
257
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:13,378
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
258
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:17,252
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
259
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,189
- We got a winner!
- Come on, check it out!
260
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:23,183
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.
261
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,286
That's cheating.
262
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:27,492
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!
263
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,331
- Yeah, I saw him throw it!
- Hey, thank you, sir.
264
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:35,898
- Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
- This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!
265
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,510
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.
266
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,082
Here you go, here's your panda.
267
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:49,053
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.
268
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:51,848
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
269
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,983
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.
270
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,187
Is it worth getting knifed over?
271
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,422
No.
272
00:14:57,462 --> 00:15:02,263
- Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
- Em. Nice to meet you.
273
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,129
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.
274
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:10,532
No. Shit. I need this job.
275
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,202
I'm kidding. You're okay.
276
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,373
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.
277
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,748
Yo, Connell! Rock on!
278
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,550
- Who's that?
- Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
279
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,794
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
280
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,561
Yeah, I know.
281
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,039
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.
282
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,065
- Hey, Joel. Hey.
- Hi.
283
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,376
You guys want some of this?
284
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,505
- I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
- Thanks.
285
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,550
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
286
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,751
but they spelled it "Satin Lives. "
287
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,158
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.
288
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,627
- That's quite funny.
- Yeah.
289
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,962
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
290
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,491
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?
291
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,765
No, I don't know about them.
292
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,032
Time out, guys.
293
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,539
- Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
- Oh, my God!
294
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,270
- Tell him.
- Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
295
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,868
- Really?
- The historic Lou Reed.
296
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:22,539
- The Lou Reed.
- So Connell's like a real musician?
297
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:26,483
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.
298
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,681
- He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
- He's married, you perv!
299
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,655
Nice pipe, Grandpa!
300
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:36,055
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!
301
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,460
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.
302
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,361
Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!
303
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,528
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.
304
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,003
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.
305
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,906
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
306
00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:50,999
What?
Yeah.
307
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,408
- Thank you so much. I got a ride.
- Hey, what?
308
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,309
You can go. Good night.
309
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,938
- You got a ride?
- Yes.
310
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:59,144
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?
311
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,414
- Oh, my God.
- Frigo.
312
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,717
- All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
- What the hell was that?
313
00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,450
It's just my life.
314
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,103
I'm curious to know
exactly how you are
315
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:30,877
I keep my distance
But that distance is too far
316
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:36,081
It reassures me just to know
that you're okay
317
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:40,649
But I don't want you to go on
needing me this way
318
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:45,527
And I don't want to know
if you are lonely
319
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,027
Here, have some rum.
Thanks.
320
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:52,332
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
321
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,232
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.
322
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,209
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...
323
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,734
Okay, she's gone.
324
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:06,247
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.
325
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:10,448
- Yeah.
- Wow. I'm at NYU right now.
326
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,480
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.
327
00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:15,583
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.
328
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,424
- What are you studying?
- Journalism.
329
00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,830
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.
330
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,165
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.
331
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,863
You know, like Charles Dickens,
332
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,531
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,
333
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:30,405
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.
334
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:34,840
- That's cool.
- Yeah, is it?
335
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,313
- Yeah.
- Okay.
336
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,508
No, it is, it's...
337
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,245
But why do you
have to go to grad school for that?
338
00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:44,021
No, that's a valid question,
339
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:47,889
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.
340
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:51,293
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
341
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:56,596
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company
342
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,830
or something like that.
343
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,861
- Fuck that, right?
- Yeah.
344
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,534
Yeah.
345
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,939
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
346
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,710
- Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
- Sure.
347
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,515
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.
348
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:52,387
- Don't believe everything you hear.
- Okay.
349
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,892
I'll tell you about it sometime.
350
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,995
So, where does your band play?
351
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,898
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.
352
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,599
- I'm starting a new band out in LA.
- Los Angeles?
353
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,732
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.
354
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,933
- Jesus.
- Nasty.
355
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,137
You'll get better at avoiding that.
356
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:24,781
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.
357
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,852
I'm invited?
358
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,054
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
359
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,962
- Connell?
- You kiddies have fun.
360
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,497
She's cool, right?
361
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,864
You're just smearing that around.
362
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,735
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin
at table games, so go easy on me.
363
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,338
We're having a ping-pong tournament!
364
00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:51,107
- Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,411
Nice digs.
366
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:55,977
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?
367
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,717
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
368
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,488
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.
369
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,462
- High hopes.
- Also gets me out of the house.
370
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,656
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?
371
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,190
- Absolutely.
- Yes!
372
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,760
- Awesome.
- Don't touch me.
373
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,932
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.
374
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,103
- What is that?
- It's a joint.
375
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,739
- Oh.
- Yeah.
376
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,449
Bobby is weird.
377
00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:28,679
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,
378
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,654
and I went back, I opened the door,
379
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,319
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.
380
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,259
What a weirdo.
381
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:47,093
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?
382
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:53,369
Okay.
383
00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,045
Come on.
384
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:03,282
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?
385
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,155
Yeah, okay.
386
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,191
- See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
- No, it's okay.
387
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:30,340
- Do you have any more of that pot?
- Yeah, at home. Why?
388
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,516
- We should make pot cookies.
- Okay.
389
00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:36,111
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?
390
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,214
- I have not. I've had cookies.
- All right.
391
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,350
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.
392
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,690
Your connections have dried up?
393
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,661
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?
394
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,856
I have five joints.
395
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,055
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?
396
00:22:48,099 --> 00:22:49,123
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
397
00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,932
Oh, my God!
398
00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:04,807
I got you. I got the door.
It's only three feet, so I can handle it.
399
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:06,609
Okay.
400
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,648
- I'm gonna get a drink.
- Okay.
401
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,181
You want one?
402
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,091
- Coming?
- Yeah.
403
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,500
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
404
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,302
- Okay.
- I'll meet you inside.
405
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,777
- Okay.
- Okay.
406
00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:37,742
Shit.
407
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:44,748
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!
408
00:23:46,157 --> 00:23:47,249
Yeah!
409
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,054
Thanks.
410
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:57,030
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
411
00:23:57,068 --> 00:24:01,368
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
412
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,872
- I promise you'll get them back.
- Yeah.
413
00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:11,345
Thank you.
414
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:24,360
- Who's that?
- It's my stepmom.
415
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,799
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.
416
00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:35,397
- She died two years ago.
- Really? I'm sorry.
417
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:39,908
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.
418
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,379
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?
419
00:24:43,414 --> 00:24:44,847
- Yeah.
- It's a wig.
420
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,077
Is it?
421
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:51,885
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.
422
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,686
Lost all her hair.
423
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,785
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.
424
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,464
- I'm buzzed. You?
- Yeah, kind of.
425
00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:20,313
- What was that?
- What was what?
426
00:25:21,085 --> 00:25:22,814
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?
427
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,946
Yes.
428
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,728
I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.
429
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:34,231
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.
430
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:36,392
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
431
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:43,400
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
432
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,602
Okay, good night!
433
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:54,779
Hello?
434
00:25:56,855 --> 00:26:01,417
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.
435
00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:12,735
I'm in here.
436
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,034
Crack of dawn
437
00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:20,967
Cindy's movin' on
438
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,314
She's talking Cindy to everyone
439
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:33,649
- So we have, like, five minutes?
- No.
440
00:26:33,691 --> 00:26:36,159
Though I've heard it before
441
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,096
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.
442
00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:44,932
But I just can't get away
443
00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:49,372
Cindy kills me every day
444
00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:27,404
Lisa P. Is back!
445
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,675
- Lisa P. Is back!
- Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
446
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,877
Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back!
447
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:37,015
- Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back!
- Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
448
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,990
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"
449
00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:41,218
That's Lisa P.
450
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,320
Come on, come on
451
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:52,663
Have you ever heard
those opening lines
452
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:59,335
You should leave this small town
way behind
453
00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:04,508
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps
454
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:11,388
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.
455
00:28:11,422 --> 00:28:14,619
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
456
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:19,255
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,
457
00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,026
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.
458
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,590
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
459
00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:27,161
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.
460
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,934
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
461
00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:31,237
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
462
00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:33,937
- Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
- Hey, Joel.
463
00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,446
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
464
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,382
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.
465
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,477
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.
466
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,480
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
467
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:50,255
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
468
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:52,921
Oh.
469
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,660
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
470
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:59,796
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.
471
00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:01,998
- I'm Lisa.
- James.
472
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,237
I heard you lost
a giant-ass panda at knifepoint.
473
00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:08,734
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.
474
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,181
- What?
- It was nice to meet you.
475
00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:14,377
Nice to meet you, too, James.
476
00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,218
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
477
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,319
A little more than 40%/�
of these fish are dead.
478
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,224
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,
479
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,819
after working doubles.
480
00:29:24,862 --> 00:29:28,263
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.
481
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,430
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.
482
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,496
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
483
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,268
Hey.
484
00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:43,337
- Hey.
- Hey, I made you a tape.
485
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,746
These are my favorite bummer songs.
486
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,250
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.
487
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,809
- I think you'll love it.
- Cool.
488
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,185
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
489
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,348
Sure.
490
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:04,830
I got a fever of 103
491
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:08,498
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?
492
00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:11,372
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded
493
00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:28,382
- Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
- Tell me what?
494
00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,127
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
495
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:38,099
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.
496
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,195
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
497
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:43,105
- Who broke your heart?
- A girl at school.
498
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:46,474
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...
499
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,569
I think there was something there.
500
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,273
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.
501
00:30:49,313 --> 00:30:52,248
I don't know. I think she was afraid.
502
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:54,775
Afraid of what?
503
00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,310
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.
504
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,016
Was the sex good?
505
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,149
She was very sexy.
506
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,559
You've been with a lot of girls?
507
00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:09,923
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?
508
00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,793
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
509
00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:15,600
No, in that case,
510
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,108
there were actually a few times that I...
511
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,439
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
512
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,378
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
513
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:25,473
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?
514
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,314
- There were circumstances...
- Oh, my God!
515
00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:29,580
- Oh, my God.
- No, I went...
516
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:34,080
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
517
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:38,255
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.
518
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,526
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,
519
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:45,867
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?
520
00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:48,371
It was one of the sonnets.
521
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,533
"Being your slave, what should I do
522
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:54,341
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"
523
00:31:54,378 --> 00:31:59,441
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.
524
00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:00,916
All right, that doesn't matter.
525
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:04,115
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,
526
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:06,123
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.
527
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:09,092
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...
528
00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,686
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?
529
00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,889
Hmm?
530
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:15,757
No.
531
00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:23,204
So what about you and intercourse?
532
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,369
- Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
- Sure, sure.
533
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,037
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,
534
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,742
and then, like, there were other ones.
535
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,347
- Were you in love with any of them?
- No. Hell no.
536
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,279
Got you.
537
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:42,385
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
538
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:44,394
- Jimbo.
- Hey, you know this place?
539
00:32:44,428 --> 00:32:47,727
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.
540
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,194
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.
541
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,226
Nice to meet you.
542
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:55,000
- Hi.
- Hey.
543
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,530
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.
544
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,701
Cool.
545
00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:02,744
Do it! My nephew!
546
00:33:08,185 --> 00:33:10,551
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.
547
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,078
Yeah, she is.
548
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:15,487
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
549
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:20,163
- It's kind of sad.
- Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
550
00:33:20,197 --> 00:33:24,497
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
551
00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:34,006
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.
552
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,605
- Yeah, I just needed some air.
- Okay.
553
00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:49,488
Sometimes I feel so happy
554
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:55,260
Sometimes I feel so sad
555
00:33:57,768 --> 00:34:00,931
Sometimes I feel so happy
556
00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:05,831
But mostly you just make me mad
557
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,776
Baby, you just make me mad
558
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:19,580
Linger on
559
00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:23,888
Your pale blue eyes
560
00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:30,859
Linger on
561
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:37,300
- Hey, can we go somewhere?
- Yeah.
562
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,276
Thought of you as my mountain top
563
00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,284
Thought of you as my peak
564
00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:55,986
Thought of you as everything
565
00:34:58,095 --> 00:35:00,962
I've had but couldn't keep
566
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,060
Hey.
567
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:15,406
Linger on
568
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,872
Your pale blue eyes
569
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:30,020
- You made out with her?
- Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
570
00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:33,291
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.
571
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:37,461
Cool, man. How was that?
572
00:35:38,702 --> 00:35:42,638
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?
573
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,267
- Good for you, man.
- Yeah.
574
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,243
I got to open my booth.
575
00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:01,921
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?
576
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:03,620
I can't listen to this song again.
577
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:08,030
I don't, but I have this.
578
00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:12,201
- Be cool with that.
- Okay. Thanks.
579
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:19,439
- Were you on a date last night?
- I wouldn't call it a date.
580
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,910
Not into Em?
581
00:36:22,112 --> 00:36:24,137
No, she's great. She's great. I just...
582
00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,443
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
583
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,247
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
584
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:32,388
- I hope you didn't tell her that.
- Why?
585
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,589
You told her that, didn't you?
586
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,721
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.
587
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:43,062
- Right. They don't?
- They don't.
588
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,035
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.
589
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:49,005
I'm just saying don't play that card first.
590
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,041
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
591
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:57,737
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.
592
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,577
- That works now.
- Yeah. Okay.
593
00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:05,619
Okay, observe. Two options.
594
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,254
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,
595
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,820
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.
596
00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:16,321
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.
597
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:23,172
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
598
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:27,610
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
599
00:37:27,645 --> 00:37:30,307
- All right, bye.
- Your turn, man.
600
00:37:30,347 --> 00:37:32,372
Okay, but I'm probably
not gonna be very good at this.
601
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,510
- Hey.
- Hey.
602
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,246
I really want to see you tonight.
603
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,486
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
604
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:45,188
Unless you got something else
going on.
605
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,722
You're doing really good.
606
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,531
I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.
607
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:56,370
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.
608
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,307
We can go to my mom's.
609
00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:06,741
- Hey, James?
- Yeah?
610
00:38:09,386 --> 00:38:12,287
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
611
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,792
I heard you might have some weed.
612
00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:20,290
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?
613
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,898
Sometimes.
614
00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:27,029
Beer?
615
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,806
- Got anything stronger?
- Yeah.
616
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:39,541
So what excuse
do you give your mother
617
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,813
for coming down here so late?
618
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,154
Gotta pump some midnight iron?
619
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:50,559
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.
620
00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:56,360
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?
621
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,468
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?
622
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,338
- Don't be mean.
- Jeez, you're sensitive.
623
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:09,176
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.
624
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,543
Let's not ruin it.
625
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:15,878
Okay.
626
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,254
So, how's your dad?
627
00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:26,529
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.
628
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:31,758
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.
629
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:35,704
- Men are prideful creatures.
- Exactly.
630
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,511
Do you believe in God?
631
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:48,248
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.
632
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,617
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,
633
00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,281
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.
634
00:39:52,322 --> 00:39:54,017
I believe in love.
635
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,622
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,
636
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,154
I mean, transformable.
637
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:05,430
I think that love
makes things transform together.
638
00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,799
I'm majorly high.
639
00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:13,342
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.
640
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:16,876
I'm having dinner with my parents.
641
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:22,676
Somebody's hungry.
642
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,689
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.
643
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,782
- Is that so?
- Oh, yeah?
644
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,388
Yeah, I was just thinking that,
645
00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:34,294
you know,
it might make fiscal sense for you
646
00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:37,596
to stay close to home for a while.
647
00:40:37,634 --> 00:40:41,536
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.
648
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:45,235
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.
649
00:40:45,275 --> 00:40:47,766
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,
650
00:40:47,811 --> 00:40:49,142
like the one I've been accepted to.
651
00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:51,943
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
652
00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:57,079
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
653
00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:01,287
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday. "
654
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,688
That's a terrible impression.
655
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,355
James, what is wrong with you?
656
00:41:06,663 --> 00:41:12,568
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
657
00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:15,970
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
658
00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:19,874
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!
659
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:23,311
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.
660
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:25,872
- Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
- Eat it!
661
00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:28,246
Son of a bitch!
662
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,914
Get him! Get him!
663
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,856
- Come here.
- Be careful.
664
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,551
All right! Hey!
665
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:40,690
Oh, my God!
666
00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:44,196
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
667
00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:46,964
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.
668
00:41:53,977 --> 00:41:55,774
There is freedom within
669
00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,872
There is freedom without
670
00:41:57,915 --> 00:42:01,851
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
671
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:07,490
There's a battle ahead
672
00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,822
Many battles are lost
673
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,987
But you'll never see the end of the road
674
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,658
While you're traveling with me
675
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,826
Hey now, hey now
676
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,860
Don't dream it's over
677
00:42:20,904 --> 00:42:23,805
Hey now, hey now
678
00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:26,833
When the world comes in
679
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:30,335
They come, they come
680
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:33,543
To build a wall between us
681
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:36,382
We know they won't win
682
00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:42,452
- Park's closed, Em.
- Yeah.
683
00:42:42,492 --> 00:42:45,188
- Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
- Rich, it's me, James.
684
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,823
- Park's closed, James.
- Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
685
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,526
Better leave now. The park's closed.
686
00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,727
- All right, we better leave now.
- Okay. Here we go.
687
00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:53,497
Okay. Thanks, Rich.
688
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,335
Don't dream it's over
689
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:59,274
Hey now, hey now
690
00:42:59,309 --> 00:43:02,301
When the world comes in
691
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,372
They come, they come
692
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,878
I think you're so beautiful.
693
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,551
Oh, fuck.
694
00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:19,659
- Hey, kids!
- Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
695
00:43:19,696 --> 00:43:23,188
- It's my friend James, Dad.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
696
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,834
- Nice to meet you, James.
- You, too.
697
00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:31,272
- Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
698
00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:35,238
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.
699
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,246
- Good night.
- Good night.
700
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,842
- Good night.
- Good night, party pooper.
701
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:47,421
So, it was a lovely party
at the Melnicks'.
702
00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:49,789
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.
703
00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:53,227
Now, she said
you two used to be best friends.
704
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:56,357
She used to
sleep over in, like, junior high.
705
00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:00,392
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?
706
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,664
Lori Melnick,
707
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:08,542
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.
708
00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:11,706
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.
709
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,974
See you later.
710
00:44:15,852 --> 00:44:17,251
Sy.
711
00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,499
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.
712
00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,136
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?
713
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,299
What?
714
00:44:39,142 --> 00:44:42,475
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,
715
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,175
my dad starts going to temple.
716
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,912
He's never been serious about his faith.
717
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:54,356
But he decided to buddy up to God,
718
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:57,952
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.
719
00:44:58,428 --> 00:45:00,191
And that's where he met Francy.
720
00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:06,966
My mom loses her hair in chemo,
721
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,667
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.
722
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,669
It's just weird.
723
00:45:19,082 --> 00:45:20,845
I'll take you home.
724
00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:31,154
We started dancing
and love put us into a groove
725
00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:34,925
As soon as we started to move
726
00:45:38,101 --> 00:45:43,437
The music played while our bodies
displayed for the dance
727
00:45:43,473 --> 00:45:46,203
It's nice
when Paulette's got the day off.
728
00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,143
Put that disco station on.
729
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:54,680
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...
730
00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:58,211
- Huh?
- Hmm?
731
00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:03,557
- Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
- All right, let's see how you did.
732
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:11,734
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?
733
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:15,032
Yeah, he's right here.
734
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:16,232
It's your mother.
735
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:19,802
Sorry.
736
00:46:20,877 --> 00:46:24,779
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.
737
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:26,339
It's supposed to be on.
738
00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,349
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?
739
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,315
I'll be right there.
740
00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,249
I gotta go.
741
00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,488
- Jimbo, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
742
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,262
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?
743
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,891
- I do.
- Let's go.
744
00:46:56,813 --> 00:47:01,375
- Is your mom okay?
- Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
745
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:04,080
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
746
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,555
Where'd he go?
747
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,558
I don't know. He left a long time ago.
748
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:11,584
- This is cool.
- Yeah, Lou Reed.
749
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:14,529
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Satellite Of Love.
750
00:47:14,564 --> 00:47:16,361
Of course. Right on.
751
00:47:19,936 --> 00:47:24,066
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.
752
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:30,506
- Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
- I don't know. It's going...
753
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,611
She's...
754
00:47:35,785 --> 00:47:38,015
I think I'm in love with her.
755
00:47:38,321 --> 00:47:40,186
Soon it will be filled
756
00:47:40,223 --> 00:47:42,623
With parking cars
757
00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,797
I watch it for a little while
758
00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,323
I love to watch things on TV
759
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:55,202
This will just take a second,
Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.
760
00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:59,041
Satellite of love
761
00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,102
Satellite of love
762
00:48:04,414 --> 00:48:06,882
Satellite of love
763
00:48:07,817 --> 00:48:08,909
Hey.
764
00:48:11,087 --> 00:48:12,816
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.
765
00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:15,416
- He's in love with you.
- What?
766
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:20,086
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her. "
767
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,494
Right.
768
00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,010
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?
769
00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:37,605
It's Two-for-Tuesday.
You get two for the price of one.
770
00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:40,847
I want action tonight
771
00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:44,081
Satisfaction all night
772
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,793
I grab my hat and I grab my shoes
773
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:56,924
Tonight I'm gonna
hit the streets and cruise
774
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:02,097
You have to do something!
775
00:49:02,138 --> 00:49:03,196
You're not doing anything!
776
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,435
I can't take it anymore!
777
00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:08,376
Maybe she needs
to see Dr. Schacter again.
778
00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:09,878
You have to
do something, okay?
779
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,107
Something has to change.
780
00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:14,810
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!
781
00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,914
You're coming through
782
00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:23,221
Seems just like a dream
783
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,787
It's a mystery to me
784
00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:28,855
Fills me within
785
00:49:28,898 --> 00:49:31,492
When we're together
786
00:49:31,534 --> 00:49:34,833
Oh, baby, can't you see
787
00:49:34,871 --> 00:49:39,205
I like to feel the passion
788
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,939
To the point of no return
789
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,879
What are you majoring in?
790
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:50,044
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.
791
00:49:50,086 --> 00:49:54,455
- Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
- Yeah.
792
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,289
What career track is that?
793
00:49:57,327 --> 00:50:00,626
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.
794
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,598
The world is my oyster.
795
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,000
You kids need another round?
796
00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:09,232
- Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
- Actually, we'll take two more.
797
00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:12,708
I'll have two. Joel, you can have one.
798
00:50:13,109 --> 00:50:16,237
- What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
- Two-for-Tuesday.
799
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:21,609
Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.
800
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,955
Come on. Come on.
801
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,048
- Come on.
- Okay.
802
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,588
You are an obsession
803
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:36,599
Here, ready? Stay with me.
804
00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:39,962
Unopened at your feet
805
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,527
There's no balance
806
00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,673
- You like that?
- Yes.
807
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,268
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.
808
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,301
- Good one!
- Thanks a lot.
809
00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:52,977
- Nice moves, Brennan.
- Thanks.
810
00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:59,748
- Razzmatazz!
- Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
811
00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,691
- But we love you more!
- It knows.
812
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:05,854
More.
813
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,255
Oh, my God. You okay?
814
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,135
- Razzmatazz.
- Come on.
815
00:51:14,637 --> 00:51:15,661
All right.
816
00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:19,466
- There you go.
- You're so strong-ish.
817
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,468
I'll take that.
818
00:51:27,283 --> 00:51:29,808
I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.
819
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:31,081
Me, too.
820
00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:44,559
Em, I think you're incredible.
821
00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:52,006
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.
822
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:57,409
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.
823
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,574
Okay, all right.
824
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:04,017
I'm sorry.
825
00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:19,332
Hey. Let me help you with that.
826
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,701
I got it.
827
00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:24,201
That is ugly.
828
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:26,700
Thanks.
829
00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:31,369
- Hey, so how's your dad?
- He's hanging in there.
830
00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:35,612
- Yeah? Still... Still not working?
- No, no.
831
00:52:37,086 --> 00:52:40,419
The Musik-Express!
832
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:44,689
- These rides are safe, right?
- Supposedly.
833
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,588
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
834
00:52:47,630 --> 00:52:51,794
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,
835
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,769
trying to kick his buddy.
836
00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:57,830
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.
837
00:52:57,874 --> 00:53:01,970
- Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
- Great.
838
00:53:03,746 --> 00:53:05,145
So it's official.
839
00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:06,648
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job
840
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,617
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.
841
00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:12,519
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.
842
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:18,120
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.
843
00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:20,356
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.
844
00:53:20,396 --> 00:53:23,797
- It's gonna be insane.
- To the max.
845
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:27,132
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
846
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:32,369
- My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
- That's okay. Take Boomer.
847
00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:36,704
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.
848
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:38,111
You don't like Priest?
849
00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:41,480
- I'm busy that night.
- I didn't tell you what night.
850
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:47,312
James, you and I should go out
some night.
851
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:50,622
I get it, that's a funny one.
852
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,594
Face! Douche.