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(Regan)
Things have been going well.

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I've been working
with these sick kids,

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kids who've been
diagnosed with cancer.

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And chemo when you're
twelve, like, sucks.

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But...I mean, chemo
sucks in general,

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but twelve sucks It's
when it happens.

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(Becky) When what happens?

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(Waitress)
Are you girls ready to order?

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Oh, I'll get the Cobb
Salad, with the... oh,

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no chicken, no bacon, no
cheese and no avocado.

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Mm... I'll get the
burger and fries.

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but maybe with her
bacon and her cheese,

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and do not bring
me a dessert menu.

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I already know I
want the cheesecake,

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the brownie cheesecake.

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I'm so glad you're not on
that stupid diet anymore.

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It was making me
a miserable person.

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So, I have some news.

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[COUGH]

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[CELL PHONE RING]

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What are you doing right now?

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Just like your
typical Sunday morning.

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It's Monday and it's
like noon in L.A.

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Uh, how do you know that?

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You don't even
fuckin' live here.

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Okay. Well... you don't
even know my day right now.

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I was having lunch with Becky.

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(Regan) We went to that place,

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(we used to hang out at?)

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(The one with the
really good couscous?)

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Fucker!

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(Regan)
I haven't started the story yet.

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No. Ugh.

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I just realized that the
guy I slept with sucks.

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Would you stop thinking
about yourself

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and your weird little
life for five seconds?

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I was having lunch with Becky...
I have some news.

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My point is, imagine
chemo on top of twelve.

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It really makes you
appreciate what we have.

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Yeah, it does.

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So, things have been
getting pretty serious

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with Dale and I, and I
haven't really told anyone

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Can I say something?

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Stop. Stop, stop, stop.

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I gotta conference in Katie.

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Oh, for Chris sakes!

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Tell her later.

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No.

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This story is so
fucking long already,

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I'm not gonna
remember any of it.

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So just hold on.

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Welcome to Club Monaco.

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That's totally cute.

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We don't have like anything
that cute in the store.

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Okay.

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Well um, hey, why don't
we try folding stuff?

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[CELL PHONE RING]

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Hello?

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(Gena) Katie!

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Oh. I gotta take this.

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It's work.

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You're at work.

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(katie) Hey, what's up?

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I don't know. It's like...
some drama with Becky.

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Tell me everything.

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I haven't really told
anyone Can I say something?

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And I'm only saying this because

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you're my friend and
I really care about you.

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Do I have something on my face?

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Guys like Dale,
born wealthy guys,

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they hate going public

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And if he doesn't
want to be with you,

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it's because he's an asshole,

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not because you're... .
..one-eighth Jewish.

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I mean, she's our friend.

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I love her.

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She has a pretty face.

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Do you remember in high school,

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all the boys used
to call her Pig Face.

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Everybody called her
Pig Face in high school.

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I mean, behind her back.

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We've been friends since we
were little girls, Becky.

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I want you to be with someone
who shouts it from the rooftops.

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I know.

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That's why I can't really
keep it a secret anymore

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Dale asked me to marry him.

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Oh... - That's insane.
- That's insane.

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Okay. Back me up here.

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I like, was...
totally gonna be the

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one to get married first.

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Yeah. He's also like
super good-looking.

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I Googled him like
a-a few months ago.

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Like, it's alarming.

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I wanna date a
guy who has a job.

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You know, we're all gonna have

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to be in this wedding now.

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(Katie) Silver lining.

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We're gonna get to throw
a bachelorette party

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We're gonna get to
dress up and be cool.

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It's gonna be just like prom.

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I don't need to parade
around a bunch of people

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that I used to know.

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Clyde's gonna be there.

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I'll probably go.

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I've gotta go to work.

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Yeah, shit.

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I'm fired by now.

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I've gotta go read some
books to these cancer kids.

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[Gena/Katie/Regan]
Love you Beeeeees!

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[ROCK MUSIC]

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ah-ah-ah-ah

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deaf chords, dead ends

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sling set can't
meet their demands

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devil horns, best friends

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infinity guitars, go head

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ah-ah-ah-ah

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street wars, straight men

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cowboys, indians

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red souls, red friends

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infinity guitars, your heart

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ah-ah-ah-ah

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ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

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ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

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ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

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ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

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[RIPPING SOUND]

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Are you so excited
for your big night?

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I'm so excited.

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I've been waiting for this for like...
...six months.

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No...longer.

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I've been waiting for
this my whole life.

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I've just been wanting
something to happen,

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and now it is, and
all the Bee-Faces

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are gonna be back
together again!

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And I had a spray tan!

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Ooh!

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So excited! Hey!

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Hey.

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Um, do you think I
can get away with this,

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or do I look like I'm
just one of the help?

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No, you look really cute.

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Did you just make a face?

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Uh, no. No, she-she's retarded.

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Uh, I mean sh-she

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uh, Asper- Asperger's.
She has Asperger's.

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She can't control her face.

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LooVery fucking professional.

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Okay. Now, I gotta
get on the train.

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You got the deets for the
Bachelorette party?

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Affirmative.

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Deets, check.

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Oh... Just in case.

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Mm, you think of everything.

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I do.

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Wish me luck!

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Good luck!

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The dress is really nice!

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[GIRL] Fuck you!

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Now don't wear boots.

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(Gena) Fucking cogs!

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Just get it together fast, okay.

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Don't you dare miss this flight.

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God, stop yelling at me, okay?

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I'm not the one
getting fucking married.

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What are you even
doing right now?

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You're such a competent and

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calming maid of honor, Regan.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Easy on the sugar.

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She still has to fit
in her dress tomorrow.

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Oh, Chinatown,

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I need a limo to JFK.

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Do you understand that?

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And I need um, champagne
sent up to my suite.

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Wait,

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No.

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Plans have changed, okay?

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The bride wants a
bachelorette party now.

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Oh, okay...Well, why
am I the last to know?

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I can't believe you
get paid for this,

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and I'm just a good friend.

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(Gena)

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about blowjobs,

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if you want to hear it.

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Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

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Yeah?

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It's very interesting.

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All right.

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I-I personally think
that blowjobs are

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an extremely delicate thing.

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You know, like if you're..

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if you're ranking them
on a scale of 1 to 10,

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1 being I'm blowing it kisses

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and 10 being I'm, you know,
choking on just semen,

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vomit just everywhere.

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I think you gotta start
off with 4s and with 5s.

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Like just enough so the...
so that you know that

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I know exactly what I'm doing,

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but with zero enthusiasm.

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I'm giving you nothing,

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because then you're
gonna be like

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all right, fine. I'll
just fuck her, you know?

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'Cause if I start off with
a 10, I got nowhere to go.

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I mean, why are you gonna
spend any time fucking me?

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You just came all over my face.

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So you start off small, right?

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But you build.

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I'll give you a 6

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after a fight, when
we're making up.

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And then an 8

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when you spend a
shitload of money on me,

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or get me something
that's like a sweet...

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gift or whatever,
I'll do full 8.

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But then, I circle it back.

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Back to the 3s, the 4s, and
the 5s, because that shit,

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every time, without fail,

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makes the guy's
dick alarm go off.

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You know what I mean
when I say dick alarm.

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Right?

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And you're gonna be like,

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"Hey, baby.
What's wrong with you?

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You're acting funny.

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Why so sad?"

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When really what you're
telling me is, "God dammit,

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just like suck
my dick harder."

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So... um... let's just
say um, like, what...

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what would merit a 10?

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What's an example?

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I don't know,
you're like on a...

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on an airplane, you're going
to a wedding of this girl

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that you went to
high school with.

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Uh, two more?

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(stewardess) Sure.

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And your ex-boyfriend uh...
[LAUGH]

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Your ex-boyfriend who
ruined your fucking life

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is gonna be there.

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That jerk.

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All this pent-up
frustration,

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sitting next to some dude
you're never gonna see again.

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That would warrant a 10.

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[CLEARS THROAT] Well...
How about this guy?

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Oh, no. I feel like I'll
definitely see you again.

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[GENA LAUGH]

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(Gena) Oh, my goodness.

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Bee!

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Look at her!

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Bee-Face.

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(Regan) Aw, Bees!

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(Katie) We're together again!

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Everything's okay, you guys.

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All right.

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How are we gonna get through
the next twelve hours?

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Gena brought cocaine!

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Oh, my god.

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Let's use our indoor voices, about it...
you know...

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Here's the deal, though.

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We need to do some before
the bachelorette party.

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Uh, it's not that
kind of a party.

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Hear me out.

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We don't want to share our
coke with rando bridesmaids.

262
00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:19,164
It's for us.

263
00:09:19,165 --> 00:09:20,091
It's true.

264
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,052
(Becky)
Bee-yatch-faces!

265
00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:24,187
Ah-hah!

266
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:27,835
Woo!
[LAUGH]

267
00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:30,843
I'm so excited, I
could buy a gun.

268
00:09:30,844 --> 00:09:34,491
You guys are all
here, at my wedding.

269
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:37,050
Me... Isn't it just crazy?

270
00:09:37,051 --> 00:09:39,513
Did Regan tell you guys
just how excited I am?

271
00:09:39,514 --> 00:09:40,507
Yeah.

272
00:09:40,508 --> 00:09:40,541
I see Regan all the time.

273
00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:41,500
I'm sick of her.

274
00:09:42,394 --> 00:09:43,323
Yeah.
Feeling's mutual.

275
00:09:43,324 --> 00:09:45,081
I'm so sick of you.

276
00:09:45,082 --> 00:09:46,332
I'm sick of you, too.

277
00:09:47,258 --> 00:09:48,282
There's my sick, running
down your shoulder.

278
00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,106
Yuck!

279
00:09:50,107 --> 00:09:52,188
You are the first
Bee-Face to get married.

280
00:09:53,146 --> 00:09:54,142
Oh.

281
00:09:57,019 --> 00:09:57,977
I'm gonna cry.

282
00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:00,569
No, don't cry, 'cause
then I will cry too.

283
00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,009
Like when we all watched

284
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,673
Princess Di's funeral
together, you remember that?

285
00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:04,792
Too soon.

286
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,298
That was like fifteen
years ago, pal.

287
00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:08,250
Uh, that was like
four years ago.

288
00:10:08,251 --> 00:10:10,104
It was fifteen
years ago, Katie.

289
00:10:10,105 --> 00:10:11,577
It was five years ago.

290
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,187
I think I know
when Lady Diana died.

291
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,513
Did Regan explain to you
about the par-tay tonight?

292
00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,817
I was just trying to
tell them that, yes...

293
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,768
Well, okay. It's a little
last-minute,

294
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:24,153
but... We are having champagne...
(Katie) Ooh!

295
00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:25,591
(Becky)
...and ice cream,

296
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,927
in our suite after
the rehearsal dinner.

297
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:28,951
(Katie) Great!

298
00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:30,649
And then we're gonna
like, party, right?

299
00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,537
Like ah... like woo!

300
00:10:32,538 --> 00:10:35,479
[SNORTS] Like mm... Oh.

301
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,344
I know.

302
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,944
Yeah, boring.

303
00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:38,521
(Becky) Right.

304
00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:41,367
Old, boring, almost-married
lady right here.

305
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,888
Yeah, it's just that uh,
a lot of the bridesmaids

306
00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,135
came from out of town,

307
00:10:46,136 --> 00:10:48,535
so I just had to keep
it really low-key.

308
00:10:48,536 --> 00:10:51,318
And besides, I'm not a
big partier anymore.

309
00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,825
Not like some people.

310
00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,415
These two.

311
00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:57,590
So... all right, well... I
think our car is waiting,

312
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,486
so let's all go.

313
00:10:58,487 --> 00:10:59,510
Oh. Let's go.

314
00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:04,727
Byeee... We're totally gonna
keep it low-key, too.

315
00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:06,005
That's what we
were talking about.

316
00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:07,287
Just keeping
it low-key.

317
00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:09,240
That's the kind
of girls we are.

318
00:11:10,199 --> 00:11:11,415
Let's do some coke.

319
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:12,502
Yes!

320
00:11:12,503 --> 00:11:19,348

321
00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:19,349
(Gena) Look at these people,

322
00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:22,934
just desperate,
terrible, all of them.

323
00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:25,300
They want to be like, in
what, legalized slavery?

324
00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:26,517
That's what it is,

325
00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,214
it's like a Jane
Austen novel on crack.

326
00:11:28,215 --> 00:11:29,781
That's exactly right.

327
00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:30,902
Should we do some more coke?

328
00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:31,798
If you do anymore coke,

329
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,452
somebody's dick is
gonna get sucked.

330
00:11:34,453 --> 00:11:41,557
Oh...

331
00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:43,125
Here we go.

332
00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:45,043
To you and your
beautiful daughter.

333
00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:45,652
Yes, indeed.

334
00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:47,029
(Regan) Victoria,

335
00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,274
are you feeling
confident about tomorrow?

336
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,940
Your walk down the aisle
was a little bumpy.

337
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:50,899
Was it bumpy?

338
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:50,965
I don't remember it being bumpy.

339
00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:51,924
Are you kidding?
Best man,

340
00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:53,650
mother of the bride?

341
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:55,795
We got this on lockdown,
don't we, Victoria?

342
00:11:55,796 --> 00:11:57,076
He's handsome and funny.

343
00:11:57,077 --> 00:11:58,164
(Victoria)
Are you married, Trevor?

344
00:11:58,165 --> 00:11:59,764
No.

345
00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:00,625
Oh. Yeah. No, no.

346
00:12:00,626 --> 00:12:01,585
I'm trying, though.

347
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:02,642
I'm just, you know...

348
00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:03,636
haven't found the
right girl yet.

349
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:04,946
Hey.

350
00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:05,588
You know how Becky
wanted to keep it low-key?

351
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:09,459
Well... I got a stripper for
the bachelorette party.

352
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:10,452
Stop your lies.

353
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:13,011
You don't know any strippers.

354
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:14,066
I do.

355
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,883
I know a freelance stripper.

356
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:18,358
That sounds amazing.

357
00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:22,866

358
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,699
(Katie) What's going on?

359
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:33,330

360
00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:43,287

361
00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:50,705
(Katie) I just don't know...
how to do it.

362
00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:53,265
Like in a bathtub,
with rope... I just

363
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,129
I gotta go do something.

364
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,184
Okay.

365
00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:56,241
Please don't leave me alone.

366
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,258
Now honey, why can't you
find a nice man like this?

367
00:12:58,258 --> 00:12:58,258
Hmm?

368
00:12:58,992 --> 00:13:00,144
Oh, come on.

369
00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:01,041
Frank is never
gonna commit to you.

370
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,832
Frank?
Who's Frank?

371
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:03,823
(Victoria) Her boyfriend.

372
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,943
He's doing his residency.

373
00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:06,063
He'll be here tomorrow.

374
00:13:06,064 --> 00:13:06,959
Yeah... Wow.

375
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,887
I bet he's busy a lot.

376
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,102
Tough to commit that way.

377
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:10,065
Let's just say
hi to Aunt Janey, okay?

378
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,759
You don't want to be rude.

379
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,686
If you get bored,
I'll be right here.

380
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:19,376
(Bartender)
Can I get you anything?

381
00:13:19,377 --> 00:13:21,135
I'm-I'm good, actually.

382
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:22,325
- Hey. [LAUGH]
- Hey. [LAUGH]

383
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,250
Joe.

384
00:13:29,168 --> 00:13:31,630
Joe... Barnes?

385
00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:33,967
From back in the...
we went to...

386
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:34,797
high school together...
Do you...?

387
00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:35,758
Do you have a job?

388
00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:36,909
A job?
Like out- like a...

389
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,604
yeah, I have a job um,
uh, in the world.

390
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,919
computer programming, actually.

391
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,646
Like a Steve Jobs
kind of thing?

392
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:44,365
Uh, hmm, kind- err, no.

393
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,678
Not at all, actually.

394
00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,085
I didn't found Apple.

395
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:47,151
You don't remember me, do you?

396
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:50,380
Ah... The honeymoon
is a total surprise.

397
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:53,037
I haven't told her yet, but
I'm gonna blow her mind.

398
00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:54,060
Boar hunting?

399
00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:55,055
We're going to central Germany.

400
00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,810
It's incredible. We should...
Gena?

401
00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:03,310
Hi...

402
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,262
Hi, Clyde.

403
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,717
I haven't seen you since...
...that thing.

404
00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:11,565
...since that thing I
grew up next to Becky,

405
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:14,285
so I was kind of around a lot.

406
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,083
We would hang out
a little bit, and then

407
00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:17,038
into high school, we were
in French class together.

408
00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:17,038
Wait.
I took French?

409
00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:18,250
Yes.

410
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:19,790
You actually used to
copy my homework.

411
00:14:20,749 --> 00:14:22,092
But no,
it's-it's good.

412
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:24,844
I just wanted to say hi, and...
and uh...

413
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,412
say the hellos.

414
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,755
I-I sold you pot.

415
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:30,764
Oh, Joe!

416
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:31,755
That's-that's me.

417
00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:32,620
You've got bangs!

418
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,123
Yeah, new bangs.

419
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,531
Do you have some?

420
00:14:35,532 --> 00:14:37,389
Remember how I was telling you
about the Bee-Faces,

421
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,635
Becky's friends?

422
00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:40,172
This is Gena Myers,
she's one of them.

423
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:41,258
Oh, hi.

424
00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:42,987
Gena, this is my
sister, Stefanie.

425
00:14:42,988 --> 00:14:44,586
Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Myers.

426
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:45,836
Oh, no.
I'm not married.

427
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:48,970
And um, I'm not an
adult, either, so...

428
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,028
(Dale) Excuse me for a second.

429
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:51,563
The natives are
getting restless.

430
00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:55,658
Oh... You two know each other from...
...high school.

431
00:14:55,659 --> 00:14:56,905
...since I was your age.

432
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,250
All right. I'm gonna go
sit down, but um... Okay.

433
00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:03,178
...will you come
sit next to me?

434
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:05,771
Uh, well, whatever those
little place-cards say, okay?

435
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:07,917
Bye...

436
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:11,435
What?

437
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:13,481
I didn't say anything.

438
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,977
That is a... dress?

439
00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:17,610
No, this is a T-shirt.

440
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:20,169
I'm glad to see you're still
fighting the good fight

441
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,097
against the tyranny of pants.

442
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,216
I also thought maybe

443
00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:23,655
this would help you
get a head-start.

444
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,418
Maybe I'm looking
for a challenge.

445
00:15:25,419 --> 00:15:28,296
Oh... is that why...

446
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:30,696
you're trying to
fuck a small child?

447
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,785
Good one.

448
00:15:31,786 --> 00:15:33,064
You know what you should do?

449
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,081
Save the zingers for
the speeches, Genny.

450
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:40,231
Okay.

451
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,383
Our seventh-grade field trip

452
00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:42,599
to Six Flags is
coming to a close.

453
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,785
We're all piling on
the bus to go home.

454
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,448
Dale lags behind,

455
00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:47,305
'cause he just has
to ride the Freefall

456
00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:48,616
at the last minute.

457
00:15:48,617 --> 00:15:50,121
So he's running like
hell to catch up to us,

458
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,783
and he just bites it.

459
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,888
Wipes out completely, spills
what must be two liters

460
00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,000
of Dr. Pepper all over his
shorts, [GUEST LAUGHTER]

461
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,087
just epic.

462
00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:00,613
So later, he and I are sitting
in the back of the bus,

463
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:04,647
and I get a whiff of
Dr. Pepper and piss.

464
00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:07,303
And I say, "You know,
it'd be pretty funny

465
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:10,918
if you pissed your
pants riding Freefall,

466
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,616
and then spilled Dr. Pepper
all over yourself

467
00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:14,855
to try, cover it up."

468
00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:17,991
And he turns to me, and he
goes, "Yes, it would be.

469
00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:19,718
But it would also
be kinda genius.

470
00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:21,030
[LAUGHTER]

471
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:22,501
Classic Dale.

472
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,805
Classic Dale.

473
00:16:24,806 --> 00:16:26,373
Thank you, Trevor.

474
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:27,397
You weren't supposed
to make your speech

475
00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:30,629
'til tomorrow, but... it's fine.

476
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,422
Now we have a special surprise

477
00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:33,510
from the bride's cousins.

478
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:39,172
[GUEST CLAPPING]

479
00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:40,808
(Becky) This is gonna be good.

480
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:44,549
Yo, Becky?

481
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:44,549
Say what?

482
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:46,051
Yo, Dale?

483
00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:46,980
Say who?

484
00:16:46,981 --> 00:16:47,749
Guess what?

485
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:48,771
What who?

486
00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:50,628
You getting married!

487
00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:53,668
(CLAPPING TO BEAT)

488
00:16:53,669 --> 00:16:57,027
United you stand,
divided you fall!

489
00:16:57,028 --> 00:17:00,580
Becky and Dale,
you only get one shot!

490
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:04,899
[GUEST CLAPPING]

491
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,116
Magic.

492
00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:08,515
[GUEST CLAPPING]

493
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:08,516
Okay, now

494
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:10,181
how about we hand it over

495
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,900
to one of our bridesmaids Gena?

496
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,025
Why don't you start us off?

497
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:19,459
Hey, welcome to the wedding.

498
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,290
Right?

499
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,044
(Katie) Hey... [CLEARS THROAT]

500
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:26,371
Um... so, Becky.

501
00:17:26,372 --> 00:17:27,970
I love you.

502
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:31,714
Uh, we met in the
high school bathroom.

503
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:32,547
You remember that?

504
00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:32,547
(Becky) Woo...

505
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:34,210
Yeah.

506
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,515
Yeah, I was in there um,
like, eating my lunch,

507
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:36,515
'cause I was kind of a loser.

508
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,290
And uh, she was in there
[GAGGING NOISE]...

509
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:45,249
[KATIE LAUGHING]

510
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,496
That was just for like a-a...

511
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:49,188
she did that for like a w-...
a week.

512
00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:51,493
[KATIE WHISPERS] Gena...

513
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:54,851
You guys...

514
00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:58,657
[GLASS PINGS]

515
00:17:58,658 --> 00:17:59,649
I just want to make, actually,

516
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:03,009
a really important announcement.

517
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,799
I've lost my cell phone,

518
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,362
and last time I saw it,
actually it was...

519
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:10,656
it was back there, and I
feel like somebody took it.

520
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,360
(Regan) All right.

521
00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:12,033
Thank you.

522
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:13,984
Wow.

523
00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:16,429
Gena and Katie.

524
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:29,697
Having fun?

525
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,647
Yes.

526
00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:32,544
Nice, isn't it?

527
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,696
Yeah.

528
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:39,870
Um, Katie and Gena... seem a little...
or... No... No.

529
00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:40,766
Oh, your mom's
gonna give a speech.

530
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,775
(Victoria) Ladies, I would
like to give a toast.

531
00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:45,598
So if you'd all
just gather 'round.

532
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:46,750
I want some fucking champagne.

533
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,303
(Victoria) I'd like to make
a toast to my little girl.

534
00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:50,304
[LAUGH]

535
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:51,807
To Becky.

536
00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:53,598
To Becky! And Dale!

537
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,684
(Guest) To Becky and Dale!

538
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,679
(Group) To Becky and Dale!

539
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,999
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

540
00:19:04,671 --> 00:19:06,844
(Man) I'm sorry, but you
aware of the complaints

541
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:07,743
we've been getting
about the noise

542
00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:08,989
coming from this room?

543
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:10,941
Uh, I'm so sorry.

544
00:19:11,165 --> 00:19:13,725
We're just uh, we'll
keep it down.

545
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:16,667
I just... I'm getting
married in the morning.

546
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:19,067
Oh, I'm sorry, but... I'm
gonna have to search you.

547
00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,190
(Victoria)
Hey, wait a minute here.

548
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,536
What's going on?

549
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,436
He's not a real cop.

550
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:26,526
He's not a real cop.

551
00:19:26,526 --> 00:19:26,526
Show me what you got,

552
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,188
breeders!

553
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:37,821
[GIRLS CHEERING]

554
00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:48,859
[GIRLS CHEERING]

555
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:48,860
Come on, Pigface.

556
00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:50,811
Let's get crunk!

557
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:51,835
No. Whoa.

558
00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,185
What did you just call me?

559
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,997
What happened?

560
00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:04,666
Why would he say that?

561
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:08,218
(Gena) Because... because
it was just a j-... I mean,

562
00:20:08,219 --> 00:20:09,208
he was joking around, you know.

563
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,265
(Gena) It's fine, it's fine.

564
00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:11,257
(Gena)
you're not Pigface, Becky.

565
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:12,185
Yeah... Nah.

566
00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,945
(Gena) Nobody calls
you Pigface anymore.

567
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:14,969
We're all having a good time.

568
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,217
(Becky)
Yeah, it's really funny.

569
00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:17,147
Like how you told
everyone I was bulimic.

570
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,033
What the hell was that?

571
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:19,737
No.

572
00:20:19,738 --> 00:20:23,002
Not like... not like that. Um...

573
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,497
not like that at all,
because that wasn't funny.

574
00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,873
How would you like it,

575
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,506
if I just told everyone
some of your shit.

576
00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,361
Yeah, that would be awesome.

577
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,186
You know what,
how about everyone goes,

578
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,321
you know? Like let's just...
take a rest

579
00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:36,572
(Becky)
No. No. You know what?

580
00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,009
Don't bother coming tomorrow,

581
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:44,984
unless you're gonna
act like normal people.

582
00:20:44,985 --> 00:20:47,640
Of course.

583
00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:48,123
(Gena) Done.

584
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,216
Have a good night.

585
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,879
It was nice to meet you.

586
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,163
(Victoria) Come on, sweetie.

587
00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:08,665
What do you call a bachelorette
party without a bride?

588
00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:11,063
Friday?

589
00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:13,047

590
00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:15,897
Man... I really hate weddings.

591
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,587
I'm so glad you're here.

592
00:21:21,464 --> 00:21:22,103
All right.

593
00:21:22,104 --> 00:21:24,950
So like, let's assess
the situation.

594
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:25,847
(Katie)
Me! Me!

595
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:28,981
Becky's vagina's magic,
and she used it to

596
00:21:28,982 --> 00:21:30,806
nab a perfect human being.

597
00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:31,860
Magic's not real, right?

598
00:21:31,861 --> 00:21:32,886
(Gena) Magic is not real.

599
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:34,453
Yeah? How do you think I feel?

600
00:21:34,454 --> 00:21:36,404
I've been planning this shit
for six months straight.

601
00:21:36,405 --> 00:21:37,399
I'm ready to murder someone.

602
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,453
I believe it.

603
00:21:38,454 --> 00:21:39,445
But wait,
what's her dress like?

604
00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:40,374
I bet she looks beautiful.

605
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,431
Oh, my god.

606
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,413
Go get it.

607
00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:44,373
Go get it!

608
00:21:44,597 --> 00:21:46,132
(Regan)
Your mind's gonna be blown.

609
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,863
It's in there, it's
in the closet.

610
00:21:47,864 --> 00:21:48,822
Bust it out.

611
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,149
You know what I
just keep thinking?

612
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:52,917
What?

613
00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:56,212
I did everything right.

614
00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:56,980
Yeah.

615
00:21:57,589 --> 00:21:58,551
I went to college.

616
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:02,260
I exercise, eat like
a normal person.

617
00:22:02,261 --> 00:22:03,317
Yeah.

618
00:22:03,318 --> 00:22:04,472
I got a boyfriend
in med school.

619
00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:11,223
And nothing... is happening...
to me.

620
00:22:13,141 --> 00:22:14,005
Are you all right?

621
00:22:14,006 --> 00:22:15,988
No! I just told you.

622
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,395
I'm fucking miserable.

623
00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:19,027
Yo, coke whores.

624
00:22:19,028 --> 00:22:20,148
Pippa Middleton is here.

625
00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:21,908
Ah!

626
00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:23,442
She put it on her body!

627
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,594
Oh, my god!

628
00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,289
Guys, two people
could fit in this.

629
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:27,282
You know what you should do?

630
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:28,274
You guys should both get in it,

631
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,810
and then I'll take a picture
and put it on Facebook.

632
00:22:29,811 --> 00:22:30,803
We can tag Becky.

633
00:22:30,804 --> 00:22:32,051
(Regan) Oh, my god.

634
00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:32,626
(Regan) That's a genius idea.

635
00:22:32,626 --> 00:22:32,626
Do it! Do it!

636
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,218
Do it! Oh god!

637
00:22:35,219 --> 00:22:36,498
Take the picture.

638
00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:37,907
Oh, my god!

639
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,124
If we fit in this,
I am gonna pee my pants.

640
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,755
You know I'm gonna fit in it.

641
00:22:40,756 --> 00:22:41,842
No, we're not.

642
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:42,965
(Katie) We're gonna fit in it.

643
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:46,867
(Katie) Oh, god.

644
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:48,658
It's like we're one person.

645
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:49,906
Yeah.

646
00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:51,761
Oh, now we're in the circus!

647
00:22:51,762 --> 00:22:52,529
Oh!

648
00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,305
(Katie)
It-it's totally ruined.

649
00:22:56,306 --> 00:22:57,298
Oh, my god!

650
00:22:57,298 --> 00:22:59,538
Take it off... Just take it off.

651
00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:00,850
(Katie) Oh, my god!

652
00:23:00,851 --> 00:23:02,353
(Regan)
Just... step out slowly.

653
00:23:02,354 --> 00:23:06,098
Oh, my god.

654
00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:08,114
Tell me this is okay.

655
00:23:08,115 --> 00:23:10,064
Tell me she can
still wear that.

656
00:23:10,065 --> 00:23:11,088
It's okay.

657
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,464
She can still wear it.

658
00:23:12,465 --> 00:23:12,977
It's not okay.

659
00:23:13,778 --> 00:23:14,768
that's unfixable!

660
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,400
We're fucked!

661
00:23:16,401 --> 00:23:17,648
Okay. We- you know what?

662
00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:19,184
We're just gonna hide it.

663
00:23:19,185 --> 00:23:20,498
We're gonna have to make it
look as if somebody just,

664
00:23:21,457 --> 00:23:22,510
you know, they broke
in and they stole it.

665
00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:24,430
(Gena) No... We're
gonna make it look

666
00:23:24,431 --> 00:23:25,454
as if the place is ransacked.

667
00:23:25,455 --> 00:23:26,353
(Regan) What are you doing?

668
00:23:26,354 --> 00:23:27,728
(Katie) Watch out!

669
00:23:27,729 --> 00:23:28,400
(Regan)
What the fuck are you doing?

670
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,170
(Gena) Stop!

671
00:23:30,129 --> 00:23:31,121
(Katie) Burglars!

672
00:23:31,122 --> 00:23:32,655
(Gena)
Stop it! Stop it.

673
00:23:32,656 --> 00:23:33,841
Everybody just calm down.

674
00:23:33,842 --> 00:23:34,641
Okay?

675
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,721
We need to fix this.

676
00:23:36,722 --> 00:23:37,871
All right?

677
00:23:37,872 --> 00:23:37,872
I thought you said
that was unfixable?

678
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,880
Well... I have done so much coke

679
00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:42,351
that I should be dead, okay?

680
00:23:42,352 --> 00:23:44,016
I should have died
like ten minutes ago,

681
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,575
so perhaps we should get a
second opinion.

682
00:23:46,576 --> 00:23:47,950
(Gena) This is an emergency.

683
00:23:47,951 --> 00:23:48,877
(Katie) It's an emergency.

684
00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:49,838
(Gena) An emergency.

685
00:23:49,839 --> 00:23:51,759
(Cleaner) I'm sorry,
but I can't help you.

686
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,069
Well, what are we
paying you for?

687
00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:54,192
We're not paying her, Katie.

688
00:23:54,193 --> 00:23:55,597
Somebody is paying her.

689
00:23:55,598 --> 00:23:56,526
(Gena) That's true.

690
00:23:56,527 --> 00:23:57,100
Somebody is paying you.

691
00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:58,189
Woo! Not enough.

692
00:23:58,190 --> 00:24:00,334
(Katie) You're supposed to
help the guests of the hotel

693
00:24:00,335 --> 00:24:01,486
(Gena) Are you a volunteer?

694
00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:02,573
What kind of false
economy is this?

695
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,727
Are y'all high?

696
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:05,614
Come over here.

697
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:06,511
(Gena) Yeah.

698
00:24:07,407 --> 00:24:09,422
I don't think she speaks
English that well.

699
00:24:09,423 --> 00:24:12,046
You're not coming
to the wedding?

700
00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:13,357
Oh, my god.

701
00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:14,958
Your residency,
my ass, Fuckface!

702
00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:16,908
You knew about this for months!

703
00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:17,836
Shit is going down!

704
00:24:17,837 --> 00:24:18,608
I need you here.

705
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:23,917
Frank... Frank... Frank...

706
00:24:24,558 --> 00:24:25,740
Regan!

707
00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:26,987
We have a bit
of a catastrophe here.

708
00:24:26,988 --> 00:24:28,749
You wanna help us fix
the fucking dress?

709
00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:28,749
How's Frank?

710
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:30,288
Fuck Frank!

711
00:24:33,165 --> 00:24:35,916
Okay... please?

712
00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:37,421
There's gotta be
something you can do here.

713
00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:41,101
This is housekeeping, not
Project Runway.

714
00:24:41,102 --> 00:24:42,635
You need a tailor.

715
00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:44,652
Tailors don't work
in the middle of the night.

716
00:24:44,653 --> 00:24:45,962
Okay. Girlfriend to girlfriend,

717
00:24:45,963 --> 00:24:47,819
you gotta be able
to work this out. Come on.

718
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,387
Bring it back first
thing in the morning,

719
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,316
and I can clean it for you.

720
00:24:50,317 --> 00:24:51,403
Clean it?

721
00:24:51,404 --> 00:24:52,779
It doesn't need to be cleaned.

722
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:53,867
Oh, my god!

723
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,306
Who's bleeding?

724
00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,523
Wait... I'm not...
Am I bleeding?

725
00:24:56,524 --> 00:24:58,059
Am I bleeding?

726
00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:58,987
Oh, my god!

727
00:24:58,988 --> 00:24:59,883
(Regan) You're bleeding!

728
00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:00,907
(Gena) You're bleeding!

729
00:25:00,908 --> 00:25:01,354
(Katie) What, I'm bleeding?

730
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,282
[SCREAM]

731
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,435
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

732
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,260
(Gena) Girl, you bled on the
dress, (Gena) you moron!

733
00:25:05,261 --> 00:25:06,860
(Katie) Oh, god!

734
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:09,068
Okay. What we need right now

735
00:25:09,069 --> 00:25:11,051
is like an epically
brilliant plan, you know?

736
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,362
That's what we need.

737
00:25:12,363 --> 00:25:13,290
So are you ready?

738
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,281
One, two, three, go!

739
00:25:14,282 --> 00:25:15,305
Leave the country!

740
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,419
I'm gonna call Melissa, the
girl we got the dress from.

741
00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:19,656
Jesus H. Macy, that's a
brilliant fucking plan!

742
00:25:19,657 --> 00:25:20,744
How much cash you have?

743
00:25:20,745 --> 00:25:22,345
I got five maxed
out credit cards.

744
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,338
I have a twenty-dollar...
I ripped it.

745
00:25:24,074 --> 00:25:24,968
I got nothing.

746
00:25:24,969 --> 00:25:25,835
That sums up your lives.

747
00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:27,246
[Elevator Bell]

748
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:32,873
Whoa!

749
00:25:32,874 --> 00:25:34,058
Caught in the act.

750
00:25:34,059 --> 00:25:35,432
Oh, shit.

751
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,513
Busted. Hah-hah.

752
00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:37,610
Looks like you guys caught us

753
00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:39,848
in route to a gentleman's club.

754
00:25:39,849 --> 00:25:41,256
Are you sure you're
gonna get in,

755
00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:42,346
'cause I don't see
any gentlemen here.

756
00:25:42,347 --> 00:25:44,201
[LAUGH]

757
00:25:44,202 --> 00:25:47,240
Becky, I-I uh... I know
it's a little on the nose

758
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:48,231
that I'm going to strip club

759
00:25:48,232 --> 00:25:49,290
the night before my wedding,

760
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,760
but you know, I'm fine with it

761
00:25:50,761 --> 00:25:52,039
because the commitment
we're about to make,

762
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,000
that's what it's about.

763
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,223
Look... you're okay.

764
00:25:53,224 --> 00:25:54,759
I want you to see me,
warts and all,

765
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,783
and yeah I'm going
to a strip club...

766
00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:56,616
Becky's not here.

767
00:25:56,617 --> 00:25:57,928
She's not here. Okay?

768
00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,433
And nobody blames the
dude with the blindfold,

769
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:00,615
so relax.

770
00:26:00,616 --> 00:26:01,897
I am also not really into this.

771
00:26:01,898 --> 00:26:03,400
Yeah, you weren't blindfolded,

772
00:26:03,401 --> 00:26:04,743
so that's hard to believe.

773
00:26:04,744 --> 00:26:05,833
Where's your mascot?

774
00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:06,792
She's dead.

775
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,048
Sick.

776
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:08,680
Is that what we call
Kate where is Katie?

777
00:26:08,681 --> 00:26:09,639
Sick.

778
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,671
She is dead.

779
00:26:09,672 --> 00:26:10,889
Would you ladies be interested

780
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:13,256
in joining our little soiree?

781
00:26:13,257 --> 00:26:14,823
That was not part
of the deal, Trevor.

782
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,967
No, because we gave up
strip clubs for lent, so...

783
00:26:16,968 --> 00:26:18,919
And we have
bridesmaid's duties...

784
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,134
In the middle of the night?

785
00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:20,965
(Trevor) That's interesting.

786
00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:21,832
All right. Let's go.

787
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,111
Limo's waiting.

788
00:26:23,112 --> 00:26:23,847
I'll text you.

789
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:24,967
Please don't.

790
00:26:24,968 --> 00:26:26,376
Um, if you guys
do see Katie though,

791
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,325
let her know that I have pot,

792
00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:29,829
'cause we had talked
about it at the thing,

793
00:26:29,830 --> 00:26:32,267
but there were adults...
Your limo's waiting.

794
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,377
Oh hey, Clyde...

795
00:26:40,295 --> 00:26:43,589
I just wanted to tell you that

796
00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:46,118
if you strike out
with the pros,

797
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,945
you know you can
always call me, right?

798
00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:51,205
Right.

799
00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:55,078
Well... I deleted your number.

800
00:26:56,037 --> 00:26:56,805
Right.

801
00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,797
That's impressive.

802
00:27:01,798 --> 00:27:02,950
In the middle of
all this chaos,

803
00:27:02,951 --> 00:27:04,709
you had time for a crotch rub?

804
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,341
Paid off, though!

805
00:27:06,342 --> 00:27:07,524
Ba-bam!

806
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,988
[ELEVATOR BELL]

807
00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:12,325
Oh, my god!

808
00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:13,539
You guys?

809
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:16,196
I know I'm on
drugs, but I swear,

810
00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:17,830
that room you
just pushed me into?

811
00:27:17,831 --> 00:27:19,171
It was moving.

812
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:23,076
we don't need not
wookie tokie

813
00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:24,099
(Trevor) Objectifying?

814
00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,283
We're paying their rent!

815
00:27:25,284 --> 00:27:26,339
I feel like I'm
travelling backwards.

816
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,139
Can I take the blindfold off?

817
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,057
Joe's never... (Trevor)
you've never been

818
00:27:29,058 --> 00:27:30,114
to a strip club, have you?

819
00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:30,853
Have I been to a strip club?

820
00:27:30,853 --> 00:27:30,853
(Trevor) Yes.

821
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:31,748
(Clyde) You have.

822
00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:32,707
Joe's never been
to a strip club.

823
00:27:33,572 --> 00:27:33,668
(Joe) I have been.

824
00:27:34,627 --> 00:27:35,651
Hence why I know
that for a fact,

825
00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:37,697
once you get in there.

826
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:38,721
You never know what
exactly to do.

827
00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:39,842
It's weird getting a lap dance

828
00:27:39,843 --> 00:27:40,899
in front of other people.

829
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,147
Oh, my god.

830
00:27:42,148 --> 00:27:43,106
There's no reason
to get outraged

831
00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:44,034
and use words like "hence."

832
00:27:44,035 --> 00:27:44,197
I'm with Joe on this one.

833
00:27:45,156 --> 00:27:45,156
Oh. Dale,

834
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,289
I will not let you kill fun
on your own bachelor party.

835
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,508
This is like negative fun.

836
00:27:49,509 --> 00:27:50,881
You don't get it.

837
00:27:50,882 --> 00:27:52,192
When you meet the right girl,

838
00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:52,995
you don't do anything
to screw it up.

839
00:27:53,762 --> 00:27:54,624
You're adorable.

840
00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:55,553
Uh, I beg to differ.

841
00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,889
I met the right girl, I did
everything to screw it up.

842
00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,777
So why don't you
do something about it?

843
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:00,995
Like apologize?

844
00:28:00,996 --> 00:28:03,234
Well, never got the chance.

845
00:28:03,235 --> 00:28:05,857
Oh, I smell a new profile pic.

846
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,777
You know what I want to smell?

847
00:28:07,778 --> 00:28:08,196
I want to smell
that burning bush

848
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,489
I want to smell that
fucking red snapper,

849
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,801
what's her name?

850
00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:13,376
Is he talking
about Katie again?

851
00:28:13,377 --> 00:28:15,425
Katie'd be like shooting
a helpless animal.

852
00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:16,098
Exactly.

853
00:28:16,099 --> 00:28:18,016
Guys... Joe has a decade-long

854
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:19,936
hard-on for the prom
queen, so take it easy.

855
00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:20,864
Oh, what about
the maid of honor?

856
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,665
I'll take her down, then.

857
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,417
Mm... It's not a good idea.

858
00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:25,376
Why, what do you mean?

859
00:28:25,377 --> 00:28:27,553
So you know how there are
like serial killers,

860
00:28:27,554 --> 00:28:29,121
and then there's
Hannibal Lector?

861
00:28:29,122 --> 00:28:30,144
Yeah?

862
00:28:30,145 --> 00:28:33,280
There are girls,
and there's Regan.

863
00:28:34,401 --> 00:28:35,904
(Gena) Hide it.

864
00:28:35,905 --> 00:28:37,472
Hide it in the bag.

865
00:28:37,473 --> 00:28:40,159
After tonight, no more coke.

866
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,632
None.
No more coke.

867
00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:42,624
I'm having like one of those

868
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,096
moments of clarity right now.

869
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,151
(Katie) Yeah.

870
00:28:45,152 --> 00:28:45,951
(Gena)
You know what I'm saying?

871
00:28:45,952 --> 00:28:47,039
(Katie) Yeah.

872
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:47,807
Where is this
Melissa chick, Regan?

873
00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:48,862
I'm calling her.

874
00:28:48,863 --> 00:28:49,983
I've got it
under control, okay?

875
00:28:49,984 --> 00:28:51,231
Go back to your
little intervention.

876
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:51,934
(Gena)
It's not an intervention.

877
00:28:51,934 --> 00:28:52,767
We're gonna get a dress.

878
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:54,334
A whole new dress!

879
00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:55,677
What are you talking about?

880
00:28:55,678 --> 00:28:56,575
Why don't we
fix this dreThat's a great idea!

881
00:28:56,576 --> 00:28:57,569
Hey, Melissa!

882
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,222
Hi.

883
00:29:00,223 --> 00:29:02,336
Yeah, we're out... we're just
outside the bridal shop.

884
00:29:02,337 --> 00:29:03,359
Melissa!

885
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,737
Melissa!

886
00:29:06,655 --> 00:29:07,742
Hello.

887
00:29:07,742 --> 00:29:08,765
Oh, look. Look.

888
00:29:08,766 --> 00:29:09,983
It's the maid of honor from hell

889
00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:11,613
that has landed on my doorstep.

890
00:29:11,614 --> 00:29:12,448
No, I'd much rather
be here with you

891
00:29:13,407 --> 00:29:14,654
and your skanky friends

892
00:29:14,655 --> 00:29:16,444
than maybe getting
touched by my husband

893
00:29:16,445 --> 00:29:17,311
Thanks.
I can't wait.

894
00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:19,294
Chill out.

895
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,567
You're beautiful.

896
00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:25,342
Okay. You're being nice,
and it's scaring me. Stop.

897
00:29:25,343 --> 00:29:26,495
What do you need?

898
00:29:26,496 --> 00:29:28,413
Well, our lovely bride decided

899
00:29:28,414 --> 00:29:29,981
she didn't want
to wear her dress.

900
00:29:29,982 --> 00:29:30,940
I'm sorry.

901
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,091
I was just in my brain,

902
00:29:32,092 --> 00:29:32,575
and I was just
really hurting you.

903
00:29:33,534 --> 00:29:34,908
What did you just say?

904
00:29:34,909 --> 00:29:36,673
(Gena)
Ba-bam!

905
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,597
If I am still working in retail

906
00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:44,700
by the time I'm 40,
I will kill myself.

907
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:48,091
I know you guys think I'm
joking, but I'm not.

908
00:29:48,092 --> 00:29:51,034
I will take a shotgun,
and I will blow...

909
00:29:51,035 --> 00:29:51,836
(Gena)
Woman... chillax.

910
00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:51,836
my... head off.

911
00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:53,309
(Gena) Please.

912
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,556
Seriously, you guys.

913
00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:55,643
Okay.

914
00:29:55,644 --> 00:29:56,795
All right.

915
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:57,725
Fun, fun, fun.

916
00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:59,002
(Katie) Oh!

917
00:29:59,003 --> 00:30:01,341
This is all I have,

918
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,699
and it's still a
size too small.

919
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,755
Is this pretty?

920
00:30:05,756 --> 00:30:06,650
Or is it ugly?

921
00:30:06,651 --> 00:30:07,579
(Katie) It's gorgeous.

922
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,730
It's the dress you wanted

923
00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:10,906
to get married in, ever since
you were a little girl

924
00:30:10,907 --> 00:30:11,612
I mean, it would look
so much better on you,

925
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:12,954
but it's gorgeous!

926
00:30:12,955 --> 00:30:14,012
Everyone wants this cut.

927
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:14,012
I mean, not in this size,

928
00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:15,675
obviously.

929
00:30:15,676 --> 00:30:16,347
But this is so popular.

930
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,850
Everybody wants it.

931
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:18,809
(Regan) No.

932
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:19,034
(Gena)
Okay, we want it. Yeah.

933
00:30:19,035 --> 00:30:20,121
(Gen(Regan)
WrapNo. up!

934
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:20,763
(Gena)
Wrap it up. Hang it up.

935
00:30:20,763 --> 00:30:20,763
Pigface!

936
00:30:21,179 --> 00:30:22,011
No!

937
00:30:22,012 --> 00:30:23,102
Over my dead body.

938
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:25,881
Regan!

939
00:30:25,882 --> 00:30:26,745
Bee!

940
00:30:26,746 --> 00:30:27,834
What the fuck?

941
00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,370
Come on, that was our solution!

942
00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:32,121
This is the problem... Becky
can't wear that dress!

943
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,050
Becky can't wear that dress.

944
00:30:33,051 --> 00:30:34,073
What? Okay,
listen to me.

945
00:30:34,074 --> 00:30:35,163
This is clearly like some girl

946
00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:36,602
shit that I don't understand,

947
00:30:36,826 --> 00:30:38,970
so may I just be very,
very diplomatic

948
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,761
and say let it fucking go?

949
00:30:40,762 --> 00:30:41,882
No!

950
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,321
I'm not gonna
watch Becky Archer

951
00:30:43,547 --> 00:30:46,041
walk down the aisle
in my dream dress.

952
00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,418
I'd rather lick this sidewalk.

953
00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:48,472
Great!

954
00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:49,816
Lick the sidewalk,
then, please.

955
00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:50,777
I'm gonna lick it, too.

956
00:30:49,818 --> 00:30:51,193
Don't be ridiculous.

957
00:30:51,194 --> 00:30:52,154
You don't lick the sidewalk.

958
00:30:52,155 --> 00:30:54,171
You lick the sidewalk,
I'll let it go.

959
00:30:56,089 --> 00:30:56,089
A little lick.

960
00:30:56,697 --> 00:30:57,657
Like a cat lick.

961
00:30:57,658 --> 00:30:59,330
Like a cat lick.

962
00:31:07,002 --> 00:31:07,864
Ugh.

963
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,495
(Gena) Be encouraging.

964
00:31:09,496 --> 00:31:11,097
I'm mentally preparing myself.

965
00:31:11,098 --> 00:31:13,431
(Gena) Just do it fast, please.

966
00:31:13,432 --> 00:31:14,425
Like you're ripping
off a Band-Aid

967
00:31:14,426 --> 00:31:15,864
(Gena) Like anal sex.

968
00:31:15,865 --> 00:31:17,497
(Katie)
Becky can't wear that dress.

969
00:31:17,498 --> 00:31:20,088
A-a biased cut would
look awful on her.

970
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:21,366
It utilizes the
stretch of the fabric

971
00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:23,609
in a diagonal direction,
accentuating body lines.

972
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:27,386
It would fit her like a silk
stuffed sausage casing.

973
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,192
Rain man?

974
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:34,902
How did you know all
that stuff, just now?

975
00:31:34,903 --> 00:31:36,346
I spent a semester at F.I.T.

976
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,223
Katie? Katie?

977
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,895
Yes?

978
00:31:39,896 --> 00:31:41,847
Do you know how to sew things?

979
00:31:41,848 --> 00:31:42,552
Oh.

980
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,296
Of course I know how to sew.

981
00:31:47,255 --> 00:31:48,917
Oh. Okay.

982
00:31:48,918 --> 00:31:50,934
Are you ready to Betsy Ross
the shit out of this dress?

983
00:31:50,934 --> 00:31:50,934
Yes.

984
00:31:51,383 --> 00:31:52,342
Good.

985
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:52,982
This tastes like gasoline.

986
00:31:52,983 --> 00:31:54,198
Good.

987
00:31:54,198 --> 00:31:54,966
'Cause you love
the smell of gasoline.

988
00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:55,925
It's perfect.

989
00:31:56,151 --> 00:31:58,005
We should get some magic
markers while we're here!

990
00:31:58,006 --> 00:31:58,677
Oh, wait.

991
00:31:58,678 --> 00:31:59,605
I know a guy who can
get us marijuana.

992
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:00,662
Ted.

993
00:32:00,663 --> 00:32:01,685
Joe.

994
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,708
You should throw
that guy a bone.

995
00:32:02,709 --> 00:32:03,413
Who, Ted?

996
00:32:03,414 --> 00:32:04,469
Joe!

997
00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:05,237
I bet he's super good in bed.

998
00:32:05,237 --> 00:32:05,237
(Katie) What?

999
00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:06,740
(Gena) Yeah.

1000
00:32:06,741 --> 00:32:07,699
Why would you say that?

1001
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,044
Have you ever fucked a guy

1002
00:32:09,045 --> 00:32:10,036
who like never got
laid in high school?

1003
00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:11,283
But how would I know that?

1004
00:32:11,284 --> 00:32:13,140
Oh, 'cause they're just
really good at it.

1005
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,355
They're really good at sex,

1006
00:32:14,356 --> 00:32:15,443
'cause they had to wait
for it for so long.

1007
00:32:15,444 --> 00:32:16,661
It's like a total
Krakow situation.

1008
00:32:16,662 --> 00:32:18,004
Krakow?

1009
00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,990
Brian Krakow, from
My So Called Life.

1010
00:32:19,991 --> 00:32:21,205
Come on.

1011
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,708
Okay, listen to me.

1012
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,054
There are two different
types of guys in bed.

1013
00:32:24,055 --> 00:32:25,043
Mm-hmm.

1014
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,291
Number one, Brian Krakow.

1015
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:28,821
Didn't have sex 'til
college, super grateful.

1016
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:31,315
Literally makes
a home down here,

1017
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,268
sets up shop, wants
to live in it.

1018
00:32:33,269 --> 00:32:35,092
Number two, Jordan Catalano.

1019
00:32:35,093 --> 00:32:36,338
Won't go near the area.

1020
00:32:36,339 --> 00:32:37,170
Terrified of it.

1021
00:32:37,171 --> 00:32:39,282
Very good looking, but you
know, not worth the time.

1022
00:32:39,283 --> 00:32:41,138
If you ask me-...
What are you doing?

1023
00:32:41,139 --> 00:32:43,634
Why do you have the baby
out of the garbage bag?

1024
00:32:43,635 --> 00:32:45,171
I'm matching the thread
color to the dress.

1025
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,546
Uh, it's a wedding dress.

1026
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:47,603
I think maybe it's white.

1027
00:32:47,604 --> 00:32:49,747
(Katie)
Oh, actually...it's ivory.

1028
00:32:49,748 --> 00:32:51,858
Actually, it's pearl.

1029
00:32:51,859 --> 00:32:52,721
Okay.
You know what?

1030
00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:54,481
Knowing stuff like that does
not make you guys cool.

1031
00:32:54,482 --> 00:32:55,155
It makes you... Amazing?

1032
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:56,627
Gorgeous?

1033
00:32:56,628 --> 00:32:57,682
Incredible?

1034
00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:59,091
God blessed me
with perfect tits.

1035
00:32:59,092 --> 00:33:01,010
It's only right that
people should know that.

1036
00:33:01,011 --> 00:33:02,867
(Gena) I was gonna say
makes you stupid.

1037
00:33:02,868 --> 00:33:03,954
[TEXT RING]

1038
00:33:03,955 --> 00:33:06,257
This Trevor guy
keeps texting me.

1039
00:33:06,258 --> 00:33:07,667
He wants us to go to
that strip club.

1040
00:33:07,668 --> 00:33:09,651
Oh! Guys, we have to
go to a strip club.

1041
00:33:09,652 --> 00:33:10,545
Please?

1042
00:33:10,546 --> 00:33:11,664
Guys,
it's like 2 a.m.

1043
00:33:11,665 --> 00:33:13,042
She wakes up in five hours.

1044
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:15,185
Okay.
How fast can you sew?

1045
00:33:15,186 --> 00:33:16,850
It'll be faster if I
had a sewing machine.

1046
00:33:16,851 --> 00:33:18,258
Oh, my god.

1047
00:33:18,259 --> 00:33:19,602
You know who could
get us a sewing machine?

1048
00:33:19,603 --> 00:33:21,073
Catalano.

1049
00:33:21,073 --> 00:33:23,537
No. More like looks like Krakow

1050
00:33:23,538 --> 00:33:25,009
and treats you like Catalano.

1051
00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:27,120
free your ming and
the rest will follow...

1052
00:33:27,121 --> 00:33:29,776
I'm the President
of the United States.

1053
00:33:29,777 --> 00:33:30,991
Totally kidding.

1054
00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:32,112
(Stripper)
You want a dance, handsome?

1055
00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:35,121
Oh, I'm-I'm good. Err, uh,
I mean, I'm not- help...

1056
00:33:35,122 --> 00:33:36,882
what are the parameters
gonna be, for such a dance?

1057
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,865
Jesus Christ almighty.

1058
00:33:38,866 --> 00:33:40,336
He said you're not his type.

1059
00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:42,192
Okay, I'm talking
to the retard here.

1060
00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:43,407
Snap!

1061
00:33:43,408 --> 00:33:45,424
Here's twenty dollars.
Leave us alone.

1062
00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:47,919
Look, it's just like
taking a woman on a date.

1063
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,728
You just have to make her
feel terrible about herself.

1064
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:52,784
Same goes for strippers.

1065
00:33:52,785 --> 00:33:54,128
(Joe) I am so sorry

1066
00:33:54,129 --> 00:33:56,208
that he's referring to you
in-in such a manner.

1067
00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:57,519
Does it look like
it bothers her?

1068
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,417
She's doesn't give a shit.

1069
00:33:58,418 --> 00:33:59,888
Here you go.

1070
00:33:59,889 --> 00:34:01,616
That was unique and special.

1071
00:34:01,617 --> 00:34:02,445
[TEXT RING]

1072
00:34:02,446 --> 00:34:03,246
Thank you very much.

1073
00:34:03,247 --> 00:34:04,145
That was terrible.

1074
00:34:05,104 --> 00:34:06,639
Oh, shit!

1075
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,045
I got a text from Hannibal.

1076
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,614
Looks like some
sluts are on their way.

1077
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:10,637
Becky's friends are coming here?

1078
00:34:10,638 --> 00:34:11,855
Wait, is Katie with them?

1079
00:34:11,856 --> 00:34:12,910
Yes.

1080
00:34:12,911 --> 00:34:14,829
(Trevor) Relax.

1081
00:34:12,911 --> 00:34:14,766
I'm out of here.

1082
00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:15,725
Keep the limo I'll
see you guys tomorrow.

1083
00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:15,981
(Trevor) Dale, come on.

1084
00:34:15,982 --> 00:34:17,678
(Trevor)
I got a table booked downtown.

1085
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:18,639
(Clyde) What are you doing?

1086
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,949
(Trevor) We've got bottles
(Clyde) Where are you going?

1087
00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:20,876
I've got wedding
photos in the morning.

1088
00:34:20,877 --> 00:34:21,933
That is a dick move.

1089
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,085
This is like a classy place.

1090
00:34:23,086 --> 00:34:24,525
(Dale)
I've got a wedding tomorrow!

1091
00:34:24,526 --> 00:34:25,710
This is like the
Harvard of strip clubs.

1092
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:26,893
Hey, Joe. I'm gonna
make sure Lector

1093
00:34:26,894 --> 00:34:28,237
brings your drunk
prom queen for you,

1094
00:34:28,238 --> 00:34:29,261
'cause I'm gonna
make it my mission

1095
00:34:29,262 --> 00:34:30,253
to get you in that tonight.

1096
00:34:30,254 --> 00:34:31,533
That's awesome,
but I-I-I...

1097
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:33,452
can we stop referring
to her as a "that"?

1098
00:34:33,453 --> 00:34:34,862
All right.
You in, Clyde?

1099
00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:37,103
No, I got something
else going on here.

1100
00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:40,974
No, no, no. No females
without a male escort.

1101
00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:41,869
What?

1102
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:44,011
That's really sexist,
and homophobic,

1103
00:34:44,012 --> 00:34:45,710
because you don't...
you don't know us.

1104
00:34:45,711 --> 00:34:46,955
We could be lesbians.

1105
00:34:46,956 --> 00:34:47,916
These are my girlfriends.
What the fuck?

1106
00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:48,557
All right.
Down the street.

1107
00:34:49,037 --> 00:34:49,037
Did you...

1108
00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:51,214
just call us prostitutes?

1109
00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,292
Did you just call
us prostitutes?

1110
00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:54,190
Down the street.

1111
00:34:54,191 --> 00:34:56,365
Listen, I got a
scholarship to Princeton.

1112
00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:59,468
Hey,
Dale! Dale, Dale,Dale!

1113
00:34:59,469 --> 00:35:01,484
Can you get us in?

1114
00:35:01,485 --> 00:35:03,244
I didn't know you
guys were coming down.

1115
00:35:03,245 --> 00:35:05,228
Place is kind of gross.

1116
00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:06,571
It's okay.
They're with me.

1117
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:07,659
Hey, you don't have
to pay for it.

1118
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,645
What is this, misogyny night...
...at Scores?

1119
00:35:10,157 --> 00:35:10,157
We can vote.

1120
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,555
I have never voted.

1121
00:35:12,556 --> 00:35:13,803
Have fun in there.

1122
00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:15,756
You guys'll fit right in.

1123
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:20,458
Guys... It's in this one!

1124
00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:20,686
(Katie) [SHREAKING]

1125
00:35:21,645 --> 00:35:23,465
It's not even in a
white bag, Katie!

1126
00:35:23,466 --> 00:35:24,460
I got it. I got it. I got it.

1127
00:35:24,461 --> 00:35:25,227
Okay.

1128
00:35:25,483 --> 00:35:25,483
We got it. Done.

1129
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:27,722
(Katie) [SHRIEKING]

1130
00:35:27,723 --> 00:35:29,034
What are you doing?

1131
00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:30,089
What are you fucking doing?

1132
00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:31,114
Don't drop it in the garbage.

1133
00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:32,139
I'm stepping on it.

1134
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:34,602
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

1135
00:35:34,603 --> 00:35:35,626
(Gena/Regan) Katie!

1136
00:35:35,627 --> 00:35:36,683
(Katie)
Okay! I found it...

1137
00:35:36,684 --> 00:35:39,690
Rock n Roll
Hoochie Co...

1138
00:35:39,691 --> 00:35:42,185
This must be what it feels
like to go to the Oscars.

1139
00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:43,400
(Gena)
Ew... it's like Iran in here.

1140
00:35:43,401 --> 00:35:44,552
Okay, so I'm gonna
go find the bathroom,

1141
00:35:44,553 --> 00:35:45,641
and I'm gonna clean
off the dress.

1142
00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:46,633
(Regan) Okay, we'll find Clyde.

1143
00:35:46,634 --> 00:35:47,563
She's not a stripper, right?

1144
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:49,737
(Regan) She's on a pole.

1145
00:35:49,738 --> 00:35:50,888
Let's rock the red carpet.

1146
00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:52,106
Listen, if I'm not
out in five minutes,

1147
00:35:52,107 --> 00:35:55,048
you should probably
claim the body.

1148
00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:55,946
I'm serious.

1149
00:35:55,947 --> 00:36:05,385

1150
00:36:05,386 --> 00:36:06,217
Hey, can I have some money?

1151
00:36:06,218 --> 00:36:07,336
No.

1152
00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:08,231
We're waiting
for Gena and Clyde,

1153
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,184
and then we're leaving
Pull this dress up,

1154
00:36:10,185 --> 00:36:11,271
you don't work here!

1155
00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:12,391
Can I have some money, please?

1156
00:36:12,392 --> 00:36:13,514
Yeah, definitely.

1157
00:36:13,515 --> 00:36:14,888
Thank you.

1158
00:36:14,889 --> 00:36:16,230
They're just all
such beautiful dancers,

1159
00:36:16,231 --> 00:36:16,298
I can't pick who
to give money to.

1160
00:36:17,257 --> 00:36:18,632
That's so sweet.

1161
00:36:18,633 --> 00:36:19,943
I always ask them
their stories, too.

1162
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:21,609
'Cause you never know
like where they... Oh.

1163
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:23,432
She's gonna be so happy.

1164
00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,742
Her son's gonna
have the gift of sight!

1165
00:36:24,743 --> 00:36:25,990
Why don't you ask her
to smoke pot with you?

1166
00:36:25,991 --> 00:36:26,857
Why is that
actually a good idea?

1167
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:29,159
Is that cool to do?

1168
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,309
Please. I need a
break from "that".

1169
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:31,429
We're not calling her "that".

1170
00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:32,519
We're trying
not to call her "that".

1171
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,901
I called her "that" earlier.

1172
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:38,949
(Joe)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1173
00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:42,023
Your security guy's- the security's...
Thank you.

1174
00:36:42,024 --> 00:36:45,062
That was amazing, but
I'm a little bored now.

1175
00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:47,078
Hey, is there
anything you can do

1176
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,998
to help Joe score with Katie?

1177
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:49,766
No.

1178
00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,175
Why?

1179
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:52,390
I'm a completely
powerless figurehead.

1180
00:36:52,391 --> 00:36:54,278
I'm like Truman at Geneva.

1181
00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:56,293
You mean Truman at Potsdam?

1182
00:36:56,294 --> 00:37:01,158
I think I know what
I'm talking about.

1183
00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:04,038
Truman inherited the presidency
because Roosevelt died.

1184
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:05,574
Poor fuck got sworn in,

1185
00:37:05,575 --> 00:37:07,973
flown to Potsdam to deal
with Stalin and Churchill,

1186
00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:10,086
figure out what the fuck to do
with post-war Germany

1187
00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:11,588
and all of Europe.

1188
00:37:11,589 --> 00:37:13,637
Geneva conference is
completely different thing.

1189
00:37:13,638 --> 00:37:16,293
So I think you meant
Truman at Potsdam.

1190
00:37:16,294 --> 00:37:20,133
Oh. I switched it, 'cause
I'm a little drunk.

1191
00:37:20,134 --> 00:37:21,219
It wouldn't have
made sense anyway,

1192
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:24,325
because Truman had the trump
card, he had the Bomb.

1193
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,018
So really, he was in
control the whole time.

1194
00:37:31,813 --> 00:37:34,788
Oh, do you believe in magic?

1195
00:37:34,789 --> 00:37:36,997
Yes, I do.
That's... abso- yes.

1196
00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:38,564
Do you believe in
a magic vagina?

1197
00:37:38,565 --> 00:37:38,789
A magic vagina?

1198
00:37:39,748 --> 00:37:41,221
It would bewitch
you with its magic.

1199
00:37:41,222 --> 00:37:43,331
I've been bewitched
by vaginas before.

1200
00:37:43,332 --> 00:37:45,572
It's scary, actually.

1201
00:37:45,573 --> 00:37:47,139
I think I might be stupid.

1202
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,516
Why would you say
that about yourself?

1203
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:50,020
I don't understand anything

1204
00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:52,066
anyone is talking about,
most of the time.

1205
00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:52,198
That has nothing
to do with intelligence.

1206
00:37:53,157 --> 00:37:54,755
It's like this...

1207
00:37:54,756 --> 00:37:56,163
there's lots of different
kinds of smart,

1208
00:37:56,164 --> 00:37:57,508
you know, and you just

1209
00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:00,419
have to discover
which smart you are.

1210
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:02,724
See, I-I don't understand
what you just said.

1211
00:38:02,724 --> 00:38:04,418
That's okay, neither do I.

1212
00:38:04,419 --> 00:38:07,139
Be honest, would you
marry a stripper?

1213
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:12,450
Um... Shh... shh...
shh... shh...

1214
00:38:12,451 --> 00:38:14,019
There's no touching allowed.

1215
00:38:14,019 --> 00:38:15,106
Okay.

1216
00:38:15,107 --> 00:38:16,706
Did you know that?

1217
00:38:16,707 --> 00:38:20,131
I... did- hadn't really...
We're not allowed to touch.

1218
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,506
Okay. Well, I'm not...

1219
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:22,755
I mean, my hands
are down. I'm not...

1220
00:38:22,756 --> 00:38:25,377
Mm-mm... But if you
wanted to, you could.

1221
00:38:25,378 --> 00:38:28,481
I'm confused. It's not
allowed, but I can?

1222
00:38:28,482 --> 00:38:31,073
If you wanted to
touch me, you could.

1223
00:38:31,074 --> 00:38:32,704
I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay.

1224
00:38:32,705 --> 00:38:33,537
Okay.

1225
00:38:33,538 --> 00:38:34,595
Just... all right.

1226
00:38:34,596 --> 00:38:38,082
Mm-hmm.
That's $200.

1227
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,041
That's $200?

1228
00:38:39,202 --> 00:38:39,969
Mm-hmm.

1229
00:38:40,002 --> 00:38:42,176
That's $200?

1230
00:38:42,177 --> 00:38:44,607
Two-zero-zero.

1231
00:38:44,608 --> 00:38:46,914
Okay. Well, I-I mean, I
feel like that's a...

1232
00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:51,429
that's a-a pretty good...
deal...

1233
00:38:55,265 --> 00:38:56,483
Oh, Genny.

1234
00:38:58,401 --> 00:38:59,208
(Stripper) These guys suck.

1235
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,606
Hand full of splooge.

1236
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:09,727
Been there.

1237
00:39:09,728 --> 00:39:10,974
Is it your first night?

1238
00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,983
No... but pretty rad

1239
00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:16,481
that you think I'm
hot enough to work here.

1240
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,336
You okay?

1241
00:39:18,337 --> 00:39:19,614
No. Because...

1242
00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:22,175
my stupid ex-boyfriend's
in the back right now,

1243
00:39:22,176 --> 00:39:24,190
getting humped by some skank.

1244
00:39:24,191 --> 00:39:25,120
No offense.

1245
00:39:25,121 --> 00:39:26,079
We are skanks.

1246
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:26,208
It's so dumb.

1247
00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:28,317
Like honestly,

1248
00:39:28,318 --> 00:39:29,950
I don't even know why I'm
freaking out about it.

1249
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,548
I should be fixing the dress,
not obsessing over him,

1250
00:39:31,549 --> 00:39:33,789
Look, the only reason why Romeo
is back there is because

1251
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,391
he knows he's not
getting laid tonight.

1252
00:39:35,392 --> 00:39:36,509
It's true.

1253
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:37,696
Yeah. I mean, if he thought
he had a chance with you,

1254
00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:39,839
he would be all over your ass,

1255
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,198
like a fat kid eating cake.

1256
00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:44,286
Thanks.

1257
00:39:44,286 --> 00:39:45,342
Yeah. Men are all
sorts of fucked.

1258
00:39:45,343 --> 00:39:47,101
They feel insecure
for one second

1259
00:39:47,102 --> 00:39:48,766
and they need
to go feel powerful

1260
00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:49,852
for a couple of hours.

1261
00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:50,973
Women feel shitty
about themselves

1262
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:52,667
and they just go
cry in the bathroom.

1263
00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:53,312
Yeah.

1264
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:57,917
Or they stab each
other in the back.

1265
00:39:57,918 --> 00:39:59,038
Yeah, I guess
there's that, too.

1266
00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:00,477
Yeah.

1267
00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:01,725
Oh, that's good.

1268
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:04,731
Yeah.

1269
00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:05,820
I should like,
do this more often,

1270
00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,645
come to these
bathrooms, you know.

1271
00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:11,964
So much cheaper than going
to a fucking therapist.

1272
00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:12,891
Yeah!

1273
00:40:12,892 --> 00:40:14,077
All right!

1274
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,262
That's great. Thank you.

1275
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,845
Regan!

1276
00:40:19,804 --> 00:40:21,851
(Trevor) Whoa, we're still having...
What is that?

1277
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:21,852
I need to talk
to her for a second.

1278
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,930
Where's Katie?

1279
00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:25,243
I don't know. This place
is like a fucking maze.

1280
00:40:25,244 --> 00:40:25,947
Okay. Well, we gotta
get out of here

1281
00:40:25,948 --> 00:40:26,845
if we're ever gonna...
We need to find Clyde...

1282
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,338
No to get the sewing machine.

1283
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,299
No, it's a change of plans.

1284
00:40:32,476 --> 00:40:34,364
Do you think they'd
let me work here,

1285
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,123
if I take my clothes off?

1286
00:40:36,124 --> 00:40:37,913
Oh, my god. You
let her smoke pot?

1287
00:40:37,914 --> 00:40:39,098
I can't control her.

1288
00:40:39,099 --> 00:40:40,123
You can't control her.

1289
00:40:40,124 --> 00:40:41,594
That's hilarious.

1290
00:40:41,595 --> 00:40:42,235
Why are you talking about
me like I'm not here?

1291
00:40:42,236 --> 00:40:43,611
I'm calling Becky,

1292
00:40:43,612 --> 00:40:44,697
and I'm telling her
about the dress,

1293
00:40:44,698 --> 00:40:45,881
'cause I can't
handle this anymore.

1294
00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:47,065
Hah! So you can be
the big fucking hero?

1295
00:40:47,066 --> 00:40:48,377
No! I'm the only
one doing anything!

1296
00:40:48,378 --> 00:40:49,498
You don't handle shit!

1297
00:40:49,499 --> 00:40:50,555
I handle shit.

1298
00:40:50,556 --> 00:40:52,283
(Katie) ...and I handle shit...
What's the plan, Gena?

1299
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,530
It doesn't matter!

1300
00:40:53,531 --> 00:40:55,032
I'm just telling her
about the fucking dress.

1301
00:40:55,033 --> 00:40:55,640
What happens when all the
fucking responsibility

1302
00:40:55,641 --> 00:40:56,506
comes down on you?

1303
00:40:56,506 --> 00:40:56,506
You're gonna call me...

1304
00:40:57,211 --> 00:40:57,945
No.

1305
00:40:57,946 --> 00:40:58,617
Yeah, you are.

1306
00:40:58,618 --> 00:41:00,825
You're gonna call me, and
I'll fucking handle it

1307
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:01,976
Just like I handled
your abortion,

1308
00:41:01,977 --> 00:41:03,198
because I had to
fucking drive you.

1309
00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:12,697
(Katie) You guys had an
abortion without me?

1310
00:41:12,698 --> 00:41:12,698
Okay.

1311
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:13,818
I'm sorry.

1312
00:41:13,818 --> 00:41:13,818
No.

1313
00:41:14,522 --> 00:41:15,833
Gena, stop.

1314
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,273
What is that shit?

1315
00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:18,683
I-I didn't even get to come?

1316
00:41:19,642 --> 00:41:20,951
Clyde, I need you to help me.

1317
00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:21,626
Security!

1318
00:41:21,627 --> 00:41:23,000
Clyde! Come on.

1319
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,305
No, he can't leave.
He owes me $200.

1320
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,361
See this?

1321
00:41:26,362 --> 00:41:27,640
It's worth a lot
of money, okay?

1322
00:41:27,641 --> 00:41:29,080
So don't blow it
all in one place.

1323
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,560
See you later.

1324
00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:34,520
Whatever.

1325
00:41:35,705 --> 00:41:37,624
(Regan) Wait, Gena!

1326
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,935
Fuck you!

1327
00:41:38,936 --> 00:41:40,535
(Trevor)
You're a bad-ass.

1328
00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:41,560
Wait! No, no, no, no.

1329
00:41:41,561 --> 00:41:42,999
Oh, no.

1330
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,142
We're not getting on
the floor tonight. Nope.

1331
00:41:45,143 --> 00:41:47,030
We're going... Do I
still look okay?

1332
00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:48,153
We're going home now, okay?

1333
00:41:48,154 --> 00:41:49,751
She really goes
from 60 to zero.

1334
00:41:49,752 --> 00:41:50,743
No, you're not going home.

1335
00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:52,215
You said you needed a break.

1336
00:41:52,216 --> 00:41:53,175
(Regan) That was before.

1337
00:41:52,216 --> 00:41:53,077
(Trevor) You're not going home.

1338
00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,232
Joe, take Katie home.

1339
00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:55,734
Whoa. Who is Joe?

1340
00:41:55,735 --> 00:41:56,437
He's right behind you.

1341
00:41:56,438 --> 00:41:56,981
I'm Joe.

1342
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,102
(Trevor) Hello.

1343
00:41:58,103 --> 00:41:58,998
Here's what's happening.

1344
00:41:58,999 --> 00:42:00,821
You're staying with
me, call your friend,

1345
00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:02,934
as soon as she picks up
I'll take you right to her.

1346
00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:03,861
The most efficient
way of handling it.

1347
00:42:03,862 --> 00:42:05,750
Wait, wait, wait. Um... Sorry.

1348
00:42:05,751 --> 00:42:09,429
Think I'm gonna be sick...
No, I'm good. I'm good.

1349
00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:10,295
(Trevor) She's good!

1350
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:10,295
I'm good.

1351
00:42:11,094 --> 00:42:12,437
(Joe) Okay.

1352
00:42:12,438 --> 00:42:14,454
(Trevor)
Aw... Young love.

1353
00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:15,255
(Katie)
All right. Okay.

1354
00:42:15,256 --> 00:42:16,277
(Joe) Okay.

1355
00:42:16,278 --> 00:42:17,621
(Regan) You wanna throw up?

1356
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,197
Here, let me take
you to throw up.

1357
00:42:18,198 --> 00:42:19,092
Uh-uh, I'm good.

1358
00:42:19,093 --> 00:42:19,893
No, come on. Let's go.

1359
00:42:19,894 --> 00:42:21,141
Joe, come here.

1360
00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,452
What the fuck is
wrong with you, man?

1361
00:42:22,453 --> 00:42:23,028
I'm trying to get
you alone with her.

1362
00:42:23,029 --> 00:42:23,863
She's GTG, man.

1363
00:42:23,864 --> 00:42:25,396
What's GTG again?

1364
00:42:25,397 --> 00:42:26,196
Good to go!

1365
00:42:26,197 --> 00:42:27,189
She's good to go!

1366
00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:28,853
Take her home and slip it in.

1367
00:42:28,854 --> 00:42:30,133
I'm not gonna slip it in.

1368
00:42:30,134 --> 00:42:31,413
She is wasted,
that'd be like rape.

1369
00:42:31,414 --> 00:42:32,916
(Joe) Slipping it in to a girl

1370
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,132
that's about to pass out...?

1371
00:42:34,132 --> 00:42:35,414
I'm telling you, take these.

1372
00:42:35,415 --> 00:42:37,076
That'll help.

1373
00:42:37,077 --> 00:42:38,133
What are these?
Are these...

1374
00:42:38,134 --> 00:42:39,989
dude, are these
date rape drugs?

1375
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:40,854
They're fucking Xanax,
dude, for you.

1376
00:42:41,813 --> 00:42:41,814
You're fucking paranoid.

1377
00:42:42,773 --> 00:42:43,766
You smoked too much.

1378
00:42:43,767 --> 00:42:45,396
Would you relax?

1379
00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:45,845
What am I doing?

1380
00:42:45,846 --> 00:42:47,027
[SLAP]

1381
00:42:47,028 --> 00:42:48,436
[SLAP]

1382
00:42:48,437 --> 00:42:49,333
[SLAP]

1383
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,226
All right.

1384
00:42:50,227 --> 00:42:50,933
I like to see you man up.

1385
00:42:50,934 --> 00:42:53,461
Now, do you want Regan,
or do you want Katie?

1386
00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:55,381
You can take her.

1387
00:42:56,211 --> 00:42:57,330
Katie's hotter.

1388
00:42:57,331 --> 00:42:58,133
Yeah. Good call.

1389
00:42:59,092 --> 00:42:59,092
Look, she's throwing
up right now,

1390
00:42:59,988 --> 00:43:00,916
that's not so hot.

1391
00:43:00,917 --> 00:43:02,868
What is wrong with you?

1392
00:43:02,869 --> 00:43:03,412
I don't know.

1393
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:05,043

1394
00:43:05,044 --> 00:43:06,004
(Regan) Hey.

1395
00:43:06,005 --> 00:43:06,005
(Regan) Thank you, Joe.

1396
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:07,572
All good?

1397
00:43:07,573 --> 00:43:09,491
All right.
Yeah. Yeah.

1398
00:43:09,491 --> 00:43:10,450
(Trevor)
so Joe's going with Katie...

1399
00:43:09,491 --> 00:43:10,002
(Regan) You're going with Joe.

1400
00:43:10,003 --> 00:43:10,802
Great. Yeah.

1401
00:43:10,803 --> 00:43:12,851
We're GTG, we're good to go.

1402
00:43:12,852 --> 00:43:14,098
(Trevor)
Okay. Perfect

1403
00:43:15,699 --> 00:43:16,467
GTG?

1404
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:17,425
Yeah, GTG what?

1405
00:43:17,426 --> 00:43:18,354
Why you stealin' my shit?

1406
00:43:18,354 --> 00:43:19,347
I didn't hear you say that.

1407
00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:20,658
(Trevor) That's my line.

1408
00:43:20,659 --> 00:43:22,997
This is the best night
of my life, you guys!

1409
00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:26,834
How can you not
have a Metro card?

1410
00:43:26,835 --> 00:43:29,266
Uh, because I live
in Los Angeles?

1411
00:43:29,267 --> 00:43:32,113
Yeah, but you've been
here for like a day.

1412
00:43:32,114 --> 00:43:34,608
Thank you, Gena, for
helping me get out of

1413
00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:36,818
that sticky situation
with that wasted stripper

1414
00:43:36,819 --> 00:43:38,449
that I could not pay for.

1415
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,471
Oh, you're so welcome, Clyde.

1416
00:43:39,472 --> 00:43:40,623
Are you kidding?

1417
00:43:40,624 --> 00:43:41,682
I could have paid
for the stripper,

1418
00:43:41,683 --> 00:43:44,084
if you hadn't taken my wallet.

1419
00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:47,027
How long are you gonna

1420
00:43:47,986 --> 00:43:49,136
pretend to be mad at me, Gena?

1421
00:43:49,137 --> 00:43:50,288
It's starting to
hurt my feelings.

1422
00:43:50,289 --> 00:43:51,218
Listen to me.

1423
00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:53,681
I've got like mere hours

1424
00:43:53,682 --> 00:43:55,984
to get this dress
fixed and cleaned,

1425
00:43:55,985 --> 00:43:57,874
and make sure nothing
else happens to it,

1426
00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,879
so I am so sorry, Clyde,
that your feelings are

1427
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,873
not at the top of my list

1428
00:44:01,874 --> 00:44:03,727
of things to give a shit about.

1429
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,777
Wow, so you're
actually mad at me.

1430
00:44:05,778 --> 00:44:07,637
That's interesting.

1431
00:44:11,473 --> 00:44:15,216
You know what You got
pregnant a long time

1432
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:16,943
- years ago.

1433
00:44:16,944 --> 00:44:18,702
And I felt bad
about it ever since.

1434
00:44:18,703 --> 00:44:19,633
And you know,
there's this thing,

1435
00:44:20,592 --> 00:44:23,343
it's called life, and we
have to get on with it.

1436
00:44:23,344 --> 00:44:24,814
We got pregnant.

1437
00:44:24,815 --> 00:44:26,223
I took care of it.

1438
00:44:26,224 --> 00:44:27,408
You made mix tapes about it.

1439
00:44:27,409 --> 00:44:29,519
I-I was 18.

1440
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,767
I was 15.

1441
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,461
You were 16, and
we were in love.

1442
00:44:39,215 --> 00:44:40,591
Remember Fast Times?

1443
00:44:40,592 --> 00:44:41,327
Fast Times?

1444
00:44:41,328 --> 00:44:42,637
You remember that movie?

1445
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:43,790
Do you remember
who the bad guy was?

1446
00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:45,070
It was Damone.

1447
00:44:45,071 --> 00:44:49,293
The asshole didn't show
up for the appointment.

1448
00:44:49,294 --> 00:44:49,935
That's you, mother fucker.

1449
00:44:49,936 --> 00:44:52,589
I am not I am not Damone!

1450
00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:53,615
I'm not Damone!

1451
00:44:53,616 --> 00:44:56,430
I can't believe you cannot
see that you are Damone.

1452
00:44:55,471 --> 00:44:58,066
Don't call me ...dude, don't
call me fucking Damone...

1453
00:45:00,943 --> 00:45:02,124
What do you want me
to do about it now?

1454
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:03,980
I just want you to
help me fix the dress.

1455
00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,166
I don't want to
have this conversation.

1456
00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:07,122
I just want to fix the dress.

1457
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:15,148
And chemo when you're 12 sucks.

1458
00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:15,790
Yeah, it's gotta suck.

1459
00:45:15,791 --> 00:45:18,413
I mean, 12 sucks in general,

1460
00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:21,868
especially when you're a
girl That's when it happens.

1461
00:45:21,869 --> 00:45:23,980
When what, when what happens?

1462
00:45:23,981 --> 00:45:26,060
You start hating yourself.

1463
00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,204
Ah, I can't believe
Gena isn't texting me back!

1464
00:45:28,205 --> 00:45:29,162
Hey, you know what?

1465
00:45:29,163 --> 00:45:30,059
I got an idea.

1466
00:45:30,059 --> 00:45:30,924
Why don't you just relax?

1467
00:45:30,924 --> 00:45:32,427
Put the phone away.

1468
00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:33,867
Doesn't sound like your
friend needs you, anyway.

1469
00:45:33,868 --> 00:45:34,827
No, this was a mistake.

1470
00:45:34,828 --> 00:45:35,532
I gotta go.

1471
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:36,586
No-no-no-no.

1472
00:45:36,587 --> 00:45:38,220
You're not going.
Stay. Come on.

1473
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,308
I want to hear about this.

1474
00:45:39,308 --> 00:45:39,308
Why do you start
to hate yourself?

1475
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,634
'Cause, I, I don't know.

1476
00:45:42,635 --> 00:45:43,467
Uh, you wouldn't understand

1477
00:45:46,987 --> 00:45:46,987
Well, I think,

1478
00:45:47,852 --> 00:45:47,884
I think you're unhappy

1479
00:45:48,843 --> 00:45:50,025
and you have no reason to be,

1480
00:45:50,026 --> 00:45:51,212
and that's what makes
you hate yourself.

1481
00:45:52,171 --> 00:45:54,027
Let me guess, psych major.

1482
00:45:54,028 --> 00:45:56,108
Psych major with a
lucrative advertising job.

1483
00:45:56,109 --> 00:45:57,898
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

1484
00:45:57,899 --> 00:45:59,402
Belittle me.

1485
00:45:59,403 --> 00:46:00,460
Is that what you
do to your boyfriend?

1486
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,730
Does that work for him?

1487
00:46:02,731 --> 00:46:03,626
Not really.

1488
00:46:03,627 --> 00:46:04,650
[LAUGH]

1489
00:46:04,651 --> 00:46:05,578
I shouldn't have brought it up.

1490
00:46:05,579 --> 00:46:07,178
Yeah, but you did.

1491
00:46:07,179 --> 00:46:09,001
So probably I would tell
you that you're beautiful

1492
00:46:09,002 --> 00:46:11,368
and what you're doing with
retarded kids is amazing.

1493
00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:12,042
They have cancer.

1494
00:46:12,043 --> 00:46:13,001
Whatever.

1495
00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:15,371
I like to compliment a woman
because she deserves it,

1496
00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:16,809
not because
she needs attention.

1497
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,105
I don't need attention.

1498
00:46:20,106 --> 00:46:22,121
Ooh, got off some steam there.

1499
00:46:22,122 --> 00:46:22,823
You're mad.

1500
00:46:22,824 --> 00:46:23,656
I'm not mad.

1501
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:24,585
Are you kidding me?

1502
00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:27,208
You're fucking livid.

1503
00:46:27,209 --> 00:46:28,456
Oh, don't do that.

1504
00:46:28,457 --> 00:46:30,375
Just want to give
you what you want.

1505
00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,576
What do I want?

1506
00:46:33,577 --> 00:46:35,306
You want somebody to
put you in your place.

1507
00:46:36,265 --> 00:46:37,416
Where's that?

1508
00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:38,792
Where do you want it?

1509
00:46:38,793 --> 00:46:42,055
Ah! Harder!

1510
00:46:42,056 --> 00:46:44,968
Uh, harder!

1511
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,743
Shut the Fuck Up
Shut the fuck up.

1512
00:46:48,744 --> 00:46:50,504
Yeah, you shut the fuck up.

1513
00:46:50,504 --> 00:46:57,127
Yeah, shut the fuck up cunt.

1514
00:46:57,128 --> 00:46:57,992
[PHONE RINGING]

1515
00:46:58,824 --> 00:47:01,990
Shit! Shit, shit.

1516
00:47:01,991 --> 00:47:03,910
Fuck. Shit, shit.

1517
00:47:03,911 --> 00:47:04,935
Hey.

1518
00:47:04,936 --> 00:47:05,830
[Becky] Hey, this is Becks.

1519
00:47:05,831 --> 00:47:06,949
Can you come to my room?

1520
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:07,877
Oh yeah.
I'm not doing anything.

1521
00:47:07,878 --> 00:47:08,998
[Becky] We need to talk.

1522
00:47:08,999 --> 00:47:10,054
Yeah, I'll be
there in a minute.

1523
00:47:10,054 --> 00:47:10,918
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

1524
00:47:10,919 --> 00:47:11,751
[Becky] Okay.

1525
00:47:11,752 --> 00:47:12,550
Okay.

1526
00:47:12,551 --> 00:47:12,551
[Becky] Bye.

1527
00:47:12,968 --> 00:47:13,737
Bye.

1528
00:47:16,614 --> 00:47:18,249
Don't cum on my dress.

1529
00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:20,999
I can't believe
we're doing this.

1530
00:47:21,607 --> 00:47:23,334
I can't believe I
gave all my coke

1531
00:47:23,335 --> 00:47:24,837
to your filthy stripper.

1532
00:47:24,838 --> 00:47:26,949
Do me a favor and
don't mention that

1533
00:47:26,950 --> 00:47:28,167
in your recap of the evening.

1534
00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:30,981
Aw, that's my
favorite part, though.

1535
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,198
(Clyde's Mom) Clyde?

1536
00:47:32,199 --> 00:47:33,509
Hey, Mom.

1537
00:47:33,509 --> 00:47:34,694
I thought you
were at a wedding.

1538
00:47:34,695 --> 00:47:36,262
(Clyde) You remember...?

1539
00:47:36,263 --> 00:47:37,414
Gena?

1540
00:47:37,415 --> 00:47:38,598
I don't think you've eaten

1541
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:40,708
since the last time I saw you.

1542
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:42,084
We need your help.

1543
00:47:42,085 --> 00:47:43,044
(Gena) Yeah.

1544
00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:45,989
(Clyde's Mom) Oh my Lord.

1545
00:47:45,990 --> 00:47:47,525
It's a really long story

1546
00:47:47,526 --> 00:47:49,128
without much of a payoff, so...

1547
00:47:51,046 --> 00:47:52,034
I've seen worse.

1548
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,060
When do you need it?

1549
00:47:53,061 --> 00:47:54,181
Three hours.

1550
00:47:54,182 --> 00:47:56,931
It's a miracle you need, not me.

1551
00:47:56,932 --> 00:47:59,490
Sheila, you made every
one of the costumes

1552
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:00,451
for all the schools plays

1553
00:48:00,452 --> 00:48:03,171
and you made my prom
dress from scratch!

1554
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:04,679
You can do it.

1555
00:48:06,597 --> 00:48:10,308
Clyde, make us some
coffee and food.

1556
00:48:10,309 --> 00:48:11,075
Gena?

1557
00:48:11,076 --> 00:48:11,939
Yeah?

1558
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:15,335
I'll get you some pants.

1559
00:48:18,212 --> 00:48:21,447
(Joe) Why are doors so heavy
in this place? Uh-oh.

1560
00:48:24,324 --> 00:48:25,604
I don't think
this is your room.

1561
00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:26,594
No, no.

1562
00:48:26,594 --> 00:48:28,291
This is definitely my room.

1563
00:48:28,292 --> 00:48:30,373
But somebody has moved
the furniture around.

1564
00:48:31,332 --> 00:48:34,146
They put a pool right in
the middle of my room.

1565
00:48:34,147 --> 00:48:36,041
(Joe)
This is fucking fantastic!

1566
00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:43,811
(Katie) Wait, are you coming?

1567
00:48:43,812 --> 00:48:45,990
(Joe)
Yeah. I am.

1568
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,873
Oh!

1569
00:48:51,873 --> 00:48:53,506
It's beautiful!

1570
00:48:53,507 --> 00:48:54,657
You okay?

1571
00:48:54,658 --> 00:48:56,129
It's beautiful.

1572
00:48:56,130 --> 00:48:57,890
Moments like these,
I think to myself,

1573
00:48:57,890 --> 00:48:57,890
my parents have no idea

1574
00:48:58,594 --> 00:48:59,235
where I am right now.

1575
00:49:01,153 --> 00:49:01,984
Ah.

1576
00:49:01,985 --> 00:49:03,680
I'm so awake now.

1577
00:49:03,681 --> 00:49:06,017
Watch me do a handstand!

1578
00:49:06,018 --> 00:49:07,685
Be careful, it's
three feet deep.

1579
00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:13,249
You're seriously making
pancakes right now?

1580
00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:14,720
I am.

1581
00:49:14,721 --> 00:49:17,504
Yours has a sad face made
out of chocolate chips,

1582
00:49:17,505 --> 00:49:22,561
because the world is an asshole
and it's gonna get you.

1583
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,367
Why are you on your phone
at 4.30 in the a.m.?

1584
00:49:26,368 --> 00:49:30,916
Don't worry about it, you know?

1585
00:49:34,752 --> 00:49:39,838
And... I am totally tagging
you in that photo.

1586
00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:42,657
You totally stalk me
online, don't you?

1587
00:49:44,575 --> 00:49:45,473
Maybe.

1588
00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:48,835
Sometimes.

1589
00:49:51,712 --> 00:49:53,056
Weekly.

1590
00:49:54,015 --> 00:49:55,166
Pervert.

1591
00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:57,086
Who are you calling?

1592
00:49:57,087 --> 00:49:57,853
Who are you calling?

1593
00:49:57,854 --> 00:49:58,911
You're so nosy.

1594
00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:02,589
I'm calling my friend's dealer,
okay, so I can get some

1595
00:50:02,590 --> 00:50:04,799
cocaine for tonight, so
I can make it through.

1596
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,357
Give me my phone back.

1597
00:50:07,358 --> 00:50:08,637
Give it back to me.

1598
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:10,428
Give it to me.

1599
00:50:10,429 --> 00:50:11,324
What are you doing?

1600
00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:12,381
Why did you do that?!

1601
00:50:12,382 --> 00:50:13,724
Oh my God!

1602
00:50:13,725 --> 00:50:15,004
I can't believe that
you just did that!

1603
00:50:15,005 --> 00:50:15,806
Believe it.

1604
00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:17,629
Why did you do that?

1605
00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,715
It's not cute anymore, Gen.

1606
00:50:25,469 --> 00:50:27,524
[CELL PHONE RING]

1607
00:50:34,237 --> 00:50:35,387
[GENA'S VOICEMAIL]
[Hey, you've reached Gena.]

1608
00:50:35,388 --> 00:50:36,030
[Eat a dick.]

1609
00:50:37,948 --> 00:50:39,325
Hey.

1610
00:50:40,284 --> 00:50:41,727
What's up?

1611
00:50:43,645 --> 00:50:44,991
I think we need to talk.

1612
00:50:48,827 --> 00:50:51,484
I wanted to... Look, Beck...
What?

1613
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:51,229
What?

1614
00:50:52,188 --> 00:50:53,082
I'm sorry. Go ahead.

1615
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,206
Oh, no. You go first.

1616
00:50:57,083 --> 00:50:59,291
I called you 'cause
I feel really bad

1617
00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:00,729
about what happened earlier.

1618
00:51:01,788 --> 00:51:03,738
I overreacted.

1619
00:51:03,739 --> 00:51:05,979
Emotions were
running really high.

1620
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,482
You've been a trooper.

1621
00:51:07,483 --> 00:51:09,595
And I know that this
Maid of Honor stuff

1622
00:51:09,596 --> 00:51:11,801
must have been,like,
really hard for you.

1623
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:13,720
Yeah, but I'm really
happy for you.

1624
00:51:13,947 --> 00:51:15,294
Regan.

1625
00:51:19,129 --> 00:51:21,466
I shouldn't have
blown up like that.

1626
00:51:21,467 --> 00:51:23,259
I mean, I wanted
to see the stripper

1627
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:24,730
go the full thing.

1628
00:51:24,731 --> 00:51:25,722
Yeah.

1629
00:51:25,723 --> 00:51:30,200
It would've been great to
see one more dick before,

1630
00:51:30,201 --> 00:51:35,577
before I see Dale's for the
rest of my life, but...

1631
00:51:35,578 --> 00:51:36,792
you've just done so much work

1632
00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:38,810
for this wedding, just
put your own shit

1633
00:51:38,811 --> 00:51:42,009
aside in order
to do everything.

1634
00:51:42,010 --> 00:51:44,568
So..

1635
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:46,108
thank you.

1636
00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:50,907
I have to pee.

1637
00:51:53,784 --> 00:51:56,823
Oh, '94 talent show.

1638
00:51:56,824 --> 00:51:59,608
Your leotards are phenomenal.

1639
00:51:59,609 --> 00:52:00,377
I won that shit
every single year,

1640
00:52:00,889 --> 00:52:01,911
right?

1641
00:52:01,912 --> 00:52:03,224
Yeah, but '94 was special.

1642
00:52:03,225 --> 00:52:04,663
That was the year
you got a bra.

1643
00:52:04,664 --> 00:52:06,519
Which you stole.

1644
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,215
I could find it if
I looked for it.

1645
00:52:08,216 --> 00:52:10,457
Please do not do that.

1646
00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:13,370
You know what was
great about us?

1647
00:52:16,247 --> 00:52:17,273
What?

1648
00:52:18,232 --> 00:52:19,803
We were friends.

1649
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,784
Everyone else, they
had so much ...drama.

1650
00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:27,833
But we were like...

1651
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:29,751
We were friends.

1652
00:52:30,454 --> 00:52:31,286
Yeah.

1653
00:52:31,287 --> 00:52:32,054
Yeah.

1654
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:35,477
What happened?

1655
00:52:37,431 --> 00:52:40,021
I mean, I kinda needed you
to drive me that day.

1656
00:52:40,022 --> 00:52:45,047
I needed you to go with me
and you didn't show up.

1657
00:52:46,006 --> 00:52:47,349
I couldn't.

1658
00:52:47,350 --> 00:52:48,828
Why couldn't you?

1659
00:52:54,582 --> 00:52:56,257
I was too sad.

1660
00:53:07,765 --> 00:53:09,012
This is awesome.

1661
00:53:10,932 --> 00:53:12,595
Did I puke on you?

1662
00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:13,940
No. Well, yeah.

1663
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:14,899
Not directly.

1664
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,819
You puked on Regan, though.

1665
00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:19,218
Okay, once, I was so stoned,

1666
00:53:19,219 --> 00:53:19,573
I thought I was in an episode

1667
00:53:20,532 --> 00:53:21,907
of 90210

1668
00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:24,211
and I kept yelling, "Dylan!"

1669
00:53:24,212 --> 00:53:25,780
That's fucking awesome.

1670
00:53:25,781 --> 00:53:27,922
I got so fucked up
once off 'shrooms

1671
00:53:27,923 --> 00:53:29,907
that I started a
fight club with my cats.

1672
00:53:29,908 --> 00:53:31,123
Okay, okay.

1673
00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:34,803
I once got so wrecked
that I woke up naked

1674
00:53:34,804 --> 00:53:37,362
next to a hamburger
and I was like,

1675
00:53:37,363 --> 00:53:38,708
did I just have
sex with a hamburger?

1676
00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:41,297
Good for that hamburger.

1677
00:53:41,298 --> 00:53:44,529
Okay, once I slit my wrist
with a broken bottle.

1678
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:44,530
Holy shit.

1679
00:53:45,395 --> 00:53:46,257
Yeah.

1680
00:53:46,258 --> 00:53:47,024
When did that happen?

1681
00:53:47,025 --> 00:53:47,990
Like a year ago.

1682
00:53:51,826 --> 00:53:53,651
I sh-shouldn't
have told you that.

1683
00:53:53,652 --> 00:53:54,641
No, no.

1684
00:53:54,642 --> 00:53:55,155
You can say stuff like that.

1685
00:53:55,155 --> 00:53:57,519
No, no, I, it was an accident.

1686
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,538
I, really, I party too hard.

1687
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:01,456
You don't have to
explain anything to me.

1688
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:11,281
I'm sorry, that, I, I
shouldn't have done that.

1689
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,339
No.

1690
00:54:13,298 --> 00:54:14,768
So, Genny, I think it's time

1691
00:54:14,769 --> 00:54:16,079
we have a serious conversation.

1692
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,044
You look different.

1693
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,066
I got you to smile.

1694
00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:22,865
How many things

1695
00:54:23,697 --> 00:54:25,681
do you need to show
me in your closet?

1696
00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:27,568
This is getting
a little strange.

1697
00:54:27,569 --> 00:54:29,231
Oh, wait a second.

1698
00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,447
Oh my God.

1699
00:54:30,448 --> 00:54:31,221
What is that?

1700
00:54:36,016 --> 00:54:37,433
You are going to find out.

1701
00:54:45,105 --> 00:54:47,502

1702
00:54:47,503 --> 00:54:49,231
Oh my God.

1703
00:54:49,232 --> 00:54:50,672

1704
00:54:51,631 --> 00:54:53,359
When I wake up

1705
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,118
well I know I'm gonna be

1706
00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:58,543
I'm going be the man who
wakes up next to you

1707
00:54:58,544 --> 00:55:02,030
when I go out,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be

1708
00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:05,581
I'm gonn be the man
who goes along with you

1709
00:55:05,582 --> 00:55:07,920
If I get drunk,
well I know I'm gonna be

1710
00:55:08,879 --> 00:55:10,735
I'm gonna be the man who
get's drunk next to you

1711
00:55:10,736 --> 00:55:13,326
Can you turn this off

1712
00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:15,726
And if I haver,
hey I know I'm gonna be

1713
00:55:16,558 --> 00:55:19,949
Genny?

1714
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:21,294
But I would walk 500 miles

1715
00:55:21,295 --> 00:55:25,996
Don't call me that Genny

1716
00:55:25,997 --> 00:55:29,100
Nobody calls me that anymore, okay?
Don't.

1717
00:55:29,101 --> 00:55:36,491

1718
00:55:36,492 --> 00:55:37,900
Genny

1719
00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:40,428
I'm gonna be the man
who's working hard for you

1720
00:55:40,429 --> 00:55:45,420
And when the money comes
in for the work I do

1721
00:55:45,421 --> 00:55:47,403
I'll pass almost
every penny on to you

1722
00:55:47,404 --> 00:55:51,242
When I come home,
Oh I know I'm gonna be

1723
00:55:51,243 --> 00:55:54,604
I'm gonna be the man
who come back home to you

1724
00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:57,867
And if I grow old,
well I know I'm gonna be

1725
00:55:57,868 --> 00:56:01,739
I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you

1726
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:04,715
But I would walk 500 miles

1727
00:56:04,716 --> 00:56:08,490
And I would walk 500 more

1728
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:12,715
Just to be the man
who walks a thousand miles

1729
00:56:12,716 --> 00:56:15,241
To fall down at your door

1730
00:56:15,242 --> 00:56:18,827
Da d-da da, da d-da,
da d-da, da d-da

1731
00:56:18,828 --> 00:56:22,345
Da-da-da dun-diddle
un-diddle un-diddle a dada

1732
00:56:22,346 --> 00:56:25,770
Da d-da da, da d-da,
da d-da, da d-da

1733
00:56:25,771 --> 00:56:27,435
Da-da-da dun-diddle
un-diddle un-diddle a dada

1734
00:56:28,394 --> 00:56:29,386
You know what?

1735
00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:30,441
I'm so sorry.

1736
00:56:30,442 --> 00:56:32,300
Um, w-what if

1737
00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:35,305
we did this another night?

1738
00:56:35,306 --> 00:56:36,424
Well, why?

1739
00:56:36,425 --> 00:56:38,889
I just, my dick is really
cold right now and ...

1740
00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:39,946
Come on.

1741
00:56:39,947 --> 00:56:41,032
I'm giving you what you want,

1742
00:56:41,033 --> 00:56:41,929
so let's just get it over with.

1743
00:56:41,929 --> 00:56:41,929
No, I...
Katie, please.

1744
00:56:42,794 --> 00:56:45,865
I just, I can't. I...
But why not?

1745
00:56:45,866 --> 00:56:46,794
You're drunk and that's fine.

1746
00:56:46,795 --> 00:56:48,264
You've been drunk all night

1747
00:56:48,265 --> 00:56:50,890
and I don't want y- I'm drunk,
there's drunk going on,

1748
00:56:50,891 --> 00:56:52,201
and it just doesn't,

1749
00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:53,449
I don't like the
way it's happened.

1750
00:56:53,449 --> 00:56:53,449
I'm so stupid.

1751
00:56:54,217 --> 00:56:55,113
No, no, no.

1752
00:56:55,114 --> 00:56:58,279
I like you s-Katie,
I like you so much.

1753
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,399
Then why don't you
want to have sex?

1754
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,422
Why don't you come
back with me?

1755
00:57:00,423 --> 00:57:01,415
'Cause I like you.

1756
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:02,153
That's what I'm telling you.

1757
00:57:02,154 --> 00:57:05,512
It does-this, this is,
this, hopefully, will...

1758
00:57:05,513 --> 00:57:07,462
it just doesn't... I
don't like the way it's

1759
00:57:07,463 --> 00:57:08,391
happened right now.
It's not...

1760
00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:09,861
But I'm just telling
you that I don't care.

1761
00:57:09,862 --> 00:57:10,697
Katie, that's fine.

1762
00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:12,742
I, I do, though.

1763
00:57:12,743 --> 00:57:14,887
It's just, it's not fair to me.

1764
00:57:14,888 --> 00:57:17,414
I don't know what you're
talking about right now.

1765
00:57:17,415 --> 00:57:19,591
Do you even care that it's me?

1766
00:57:19,592 --> 00:57:23,943
I mean, do you even know... Fuck

1767
00:57:23,944 --> 00:57:25,933
Do you even know my name?

1768
00:57:31,687 --> 00:57:32,614
But wait, I do,

1769
00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:40,645
Bob?

1770
00:57:40,646 --> 00:57:41,352
Starts with a 'b'?

1771
00:57:42,311 --> 00:57:43,365
You know what this is like?

1772
00:57:43,366 --> 00:57:44,388
It's really just
like high school,

1773
00:57:44,389 --> 00:57:47,270
but instead of French
homework, it's my dick.

1774
00:57:47,271 --> 00:57:49,895
Well that's not true because
French was actually hard.

1775
00:57:51,813 --> 00:57:56,997
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

1776
00:57:56,998 --> 00:57:58,501
[GENA'S VOICE MAIL]
[Hey, you've reached Gena.

1777
00:57:58,501 --> 00:57:59,331
[Eat a dick.]

1778
00:57:59,332 --> 00:58:00,515
Oh my God, Gena.

1779
00:58:00,516 --> 00:58:01,444
I'm freaking out.

1780
00:58:01,445 --> 00:58:02,340
I'm with Becky right now.

1781
00:58:02,341 --> 00:58:03,558
I don't know what to do!

1782
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:06,212
I-I-I can't do this anymore.

1783
00:58:06,213 --> 00:58:07,172
Call me back.

1784
00:58:15,972 --> 00:58:17,124
What are you doing?

1785
00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:19,075
Nothing.

1786
00:58:19,076 --> 00:58:20,772
I thought you'd stopped.

1787
00:58:20,773 --> 00:58:22,787
I haven't done
this in years, okay?

1788
00:58:22,788 --> 00:58:25,636
I'm just stressed
out and I needed,

1789
00:58:25,637 --> 00:58:27,171
I needed something for myself.

1790
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,225
And I needed to
feel better, okay?

1791
00:58:33,061 --> 00:58:35,748
Remember when we'd
skip AP English class

1792
00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:37,187
and hang out in the bathroom?

1793
00:58:38,179 --> 00:58:40,802
We'd like bitch
out those smokers

1794
00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:42,593
so that we could have
the really cool stall

1795
00:58:42,594 --> 00:58:43,205
at the end.

1796
00:58:45,123 --> 00:58:46,852
The disabled toilet.

1797
00:58:47,811 --> 00:58:50,306
Then we'd just
like talk and talk

1798
00:58:50,307 --> 00:58:53,538
for like 90 minutes
the entire period.

1799
00:58:53,539 --> 00:58:55,395
I really miss that.

1800
00:58:55,396 --> 00:58:56,385
Just that.

1801
00:58:56,386 --> 00:58:58,881
Like all day, I'd seriously
look forward to it.

1802
00:59:00,962 --> 00:59:04,321
Then the Vice
Principal found us.

1803
00:59:04,322 --> 00:59:05,957
And she said she was
gonna tell your parents

1804
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,850
that you were
throwing up on purpose.

1805
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:14,752
And I said, "No, it was me.
I was, like, doing it.

1806
00:59:14,753 --> 00:59:17,312
I, it was totally my problem.

1807
00:59:17,313 --> 00:59:20,608
And then everyone found out

1808
00:59:20,609 --> 00:59:22,465
and they were like "Eh, Becky.

1809
00:59:22,466 --> 00:59:24,224
She can't even
throw up properly.

1810
00:59:24,225 --> 00:59:25,185
She's so fat.

1811
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:26,177
Take a laxative!"

1812
00:59:26,178 --> 00:59:27,136
[LAUGH]

1813
00:59:26,177 --> 00:59:27,743
[LAUGH]

1814
00:59:27,744 --> 00:59:29,537
And then I was crying.

1815
00:59:29,538 --> 00:59:31,008
And what did you say?

1816
00:59:31,009 --> 00:59:34,466
I said, "Fuck everyone."

1817
00:59:35,425 --> 00:59:36,768
Yeah.

1818
00:59:36,769 --> 00:59:38,303
You don't know how many times

1819
00:59:38,304 --> 00:59:41,984
I've said that to myself And

1820
00:59:41,985 --> 00:59:43,488
that makes me feel
a whole lot better.

1821
00:59:43,489 --> 00:59:45,311
Becks?

1822
00:59:45,312 --> 00:59:48,062
I need to tell you something.

1823
00:59:48,063 --> 00:59:50,304
What?

1824
00:59:50,305 --> 00:59:52,288
I did something terrible.

1825
00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:53,922
Oh, what is it?

1826
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,367
(Victoria) What's going on?

1827
00:59:58,368 --> 01:00:00,222
Is everything all right?

1828
01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:01,310
(Becky) Yeah.

1829
01:00:01,311 --> 01:00:02,367
(Victoria)
Well, hair and makeup is

1830
01:00:02,368 --> 01:00:03,838
gonna be in your
room in an hour.

1831
01:00:03,839 --> 01:00:07,231
So we need to get going, okay?

1832
01:00:07,232 --> 01:00:09,151
Holy shit.

1833
01:00:09,152 --> 01:00:10,047
It's time.

1834
01:00:10,048 --> 01:00:13,085
It's time.

1835
01:00:13,086 --> 01:00:16,637
Oh, it's time...
It's time.

1836
01:00:16,638 --> 01:00:18,215
Fuck my life.

1837
01:00:25,887 --> 01:00:26,782
Oh.

1838
01:00:26,783 --> 01:00:29,154
You still do that.

1839
01:00:33,949 --> 01:00:34,427
Fuck!

1840
01:00:34,428 --> 01:00:35,261
Wedding!

1841
01:00:35,262 --> 01:00:36,225
Shit!

1842
01:00:40,061 --> 01:00:41,064
Oh, dress!

1843
01:00:52,572 --> 01:00:53,437
She's coming!

1844
01:00:53,438 --> 01:00:54,971
Look alive, people.

1845
01:00:54,972 --> 01:00:56,475
[WEDDING PLANNER] Oh,
do you have a second?

1846
01:00:56,476 --> 01:00:57,274
I'm on the phone.

1847
01:00:57,275 --> 01:00:58,108
Okay, but... the wedding dress?

1848
01:00:58,876 --> 01:01:01,156
We can't find... Assholes.

1849
01:01:08,828 --> 01:01:09,597
Okay.

1850
01:01:10,556 --> 01:01:12,539
Jesus Christ, perv!

1851
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:13,626
What are you doing in here?

1852
01:01:13,627 --> 01:01:14,747
I was j-it's Katie.

1853
01:01:14,748 --> 01:01:16,474
Oh, what now?

1854
01:01:16,475 --> 01:01:17,530
Sh-I'm a little worried.

1855
01:01:17,531 --> 01:01:18,650
I came back here to...

1856
01:01:18,651 --> 01:01:19,929
she's locked herself
in the bathroom.

1857
01:01:19,930 --> 01:01:20,860
I don't know what to do.

1858
01:01:20,861 --> 01:01:21,882
Oh, great!

1859
01:01:21,883 --> 01:01:22,778
And I wasn't spying on you.

1860
01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:24,922
They let me in 'cause I
was looking for Katie.

1861
01:01:24,923 --> 01:01:26,139
Can someone get a Mimosa
ready for the bride?

1862
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:26,971
Sure.

1863
01:01:26,972 --> 01:01:27,802
Time check?

1864
01:01:27,802 --> 01:01:27,802
7.10.

1865
01:01:28,539 --> 01:01:29,498
Good, great.

1866
01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:30,556
It's probably fine,

1867
01:01:31,195 --> 01:01:34,974
but it is just... she hasn't
been responding, and...

1868
01:01:37,851 --> 01:01:39,641
Katie!

1869
01:01:39,642 --> 01:01:41,400
You can't lock yourself
in the bathroom

1870
01:01:41,401 --> 01:01:42,587
when it isn't your wedding.

1871
01:01:43,546 --> 01:01:44,538
Open this door.

1872
01:01:44,539 --> 01:01:45,977
What do you think...how?

1873
01:01:45,978 --> 01:01:46,935
You're a genius.

1874
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,049
Didn't you invent
iPads or something?

1875
01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:51,039
(Joe) Why does everyone
think I invented the iPad?

1876
01:01:55,834 --> 01:01:56,600
[GENA'S VOICEMAIL]
[Hey, you've reached Gena.]

1877
01:01:56,601 --> 01:01:57,437
[Eat a dick.]

1878
01:02:00,314 --> 01:02:00,314
Keep trying this number

1879
01:02:01,178 --> 01:02:01,851
until you get Gena.

1880
01:02:04,728 --> 01:02:05,469
Why is your face like that?

1881
01:02:08,346 --> 01:02:11,927
Here she is! Yay!

1882
01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:15,287
[CLAPPING]

1883
01:02:15,288 --> 01:02:17,272
I'm so excited, I
could kill myself.

1884
01:02:17,273 --> 01:02:19,003
Oh, don't make any promises.

1885
01:02:20,921 --> 01:02:24,568
You said that you would
clean it if I fixed it.

1886
01:02:24,569 --> 01:02:25,915
I fixed it!

1887
01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,231
She's still not answering?

1888
01:02:30,328 --> 01:02:31,610
[BUMP ON DOOR]

1889
01:02:33,528 --> 01:02:34,358
What is that?

1890
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:35,031
[BUMP ON DOOR]

1891
01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:36,470
Ow!

1892
01:02:36,471 --> 01:02:38,294
I was just about to go check.

1893
01:02:38,295 --> 01:02:39,670
How 'bout some music?

1894
01:02:39,671 --> 01:02:40,568
Yeah.

1895
01:02:41,527 --> 01:02:43,030

1896
01:02:43,031 --> 01:02:43,799
Thanks,

1897
01:02:44,407 --> 01:02:45,718
Well, what's going on in there?

1898
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:47,862
Maybe I should
call the front desk.

1899
01:02:47,863 --> 01:02:48,886
Should I go in, do you think?

1900
01:02:48,887 --> 01:02:51,096
No, she's got it under control.

1901
01:02:52,055 --> 01:02:53,237
Knock it off!

1902
01:02:53,238 --> 01:02:54,325
We need to call a locksmith.

1903
01:02:54,326 --> 01:02:55,636
No, she's being a fucking baby.

1904
01:02:55,637 --> 01:02:56,597
I'm not gonna draw any
more attention to her.

1905
01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:56,856
But knocking down the door?

1906
01:02:57,815 --> 01:02:58,932
That's real fucking discreet.

1907
01:02:58,933 --> 01:02:59,831
(Becky) Regan?

1908
01:02:59,832 --> 01:03:01,301
Oh, fuck me.

1909
01:03:01,302 --> 01:03:02,710
One second, Becks.

1910
01:03:02,711 --> 01:03:04,023
If that bitch finds
out that that bitch

1911
01:03:04,024 --> 01:03:06,550
is pulling some seventh
grade tantrum bullshit,

1912
01:03:06,551 --> 01:03:06,551
we're dead.

1913
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,470
[PHONE RINGING]

1914
01:03:08,471 --> 01:03:10,997
And I've lost
the wedding dress.

1915
01:03:10,998 --> 01:03:11,765
(Becky) Regan?

1916
01:03:11,766 --> 01:03:12,917
No, I didn't.

1917
01:03:12,918 --> 01:03:14,739
What is it?

1918
01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:15,571
It's for you.

1919
01:03:15,572 --> 01:03:16,243
I don't want any.

1920
01:03:16,244 --> 01:03:17,142
It's Gena.

1921
01:03:17,143 --> 01:03:18,548
Move, move, move, move!

1922
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,412
Where the fuck are you?

1923
01:03:19,413 --> 01:03:20,595
Where the hell is it?

1924
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:21,522
Why aren't you
picking up your cell?

1925
01:03:21,523 --> 01:03:23,796
I'm downstairs, it's
being dry-cleaned,

1926
01:03:23,797 --> 01:03:24,695
and I threw it out a window.

1927
01:03:25,654 --> 01:03:26,965
Dry-cleaned? How long?

1928
01:03:26,966 --> 01:03:28,212
They said 40 minutes.

1929
01:03:28,213 --> 01:03:29,779
Fine. Get a new phone.

1930
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,124
Okay. What? How?

1931
01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:31,829
(Becky) Regan?

1932
01:03:32,788 --> 01:03:33,880
Steal one.

1933
01:03:36,757 --> 01:03:37,747
Um, Regan.

1934
01:03:37,748 --> 01:03:38,837
This isn't what I ordered.

1935
01:03:38,838 --> 01:03:40,307
This isn't what she ordered!

1936
01:03:40,308 --> 01:03:41,425
I said peonies.

1937
01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:42,641
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

1938
01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:43,222
[CRASH]

1939
01:03:44,181 --> 01:03:45,139
What is that?

1940
01:03:45,139 --> 01:03:46,804
They're doing maintenance
in the bathroom.

1941
01:03:46,805 --> 01:03:48,049
This hotel's disgusting.

1942
01:03:48,050 --> 01:03:49,684
Honey, I think those
roses are gorgeous.

1943
01:03:49,685 --> 01:03:52,212
But it's just not... what
we planned, you know?

1944
01:03:52,213 --> 01:03:54,643
Fuck this.
You get peonies.

1945
01:03:54,644 --> 01:03:55,730
Downstairs.

1946
01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:56,753
Centerpieces for the reception,

1947
01:03:56,754 --> 01:03:57,780
take some peonies from there,

1948
01:03:57,781 --> 01:03:59,893
new bouquet up here,
40 minutes.

1949
01:04:00,852 --> 01:04:01,844
I love you.

1950
01:04:03,762 --> 01:04:05,489
Relax!

1951
01:04:05,490 --> 01:04:06,611
Are you excited?

1952
01:04:06,612 --> 01:04:08,561
Oh my God, yes!

1953
01:04:08,562 --> 01:04:09,586
[BUMP ON DOOR]

1954
01:04:09,587 --> 01:04:10,810
Ask them...

1955
01:04:17,523 --> 01:04:19,473
Go make yourself useful.

1956
01:04:19,474 --> 01:04:20,919
Go pick some peonies!

1957
01:04:25,714 --> 01:04:27,280
[CRASH IN OTHER ROOM]

1958
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:28,692
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1959
01:04:31,569 --> 01:04:35,155
Oh my...oooh, shit!

1960
01:04:36,114 --> 01:04:38,159
Oh my God.
Oh my God.

1961
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:41,584
Katie, you stupid
fucking idiot.

1962
01:04:41,585 --> 01:04:44,560
[BANGING ON DOOR]

1963
01:04:44,561 --> 01:04:46,577
Come in, shut the fuck...
oh my God.

1964
01:04:47,536 --> 01:04:48,560
Just fucking go!

1965
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:49,234
She's on the floor.

1966
01:04:51,152 --> 01:04:53,040
Well, wrap her up!

1967
01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:54,127
Come on!

1968
01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:55,311
What did you do to her?

1969
01:04:55,312 --> 01:04:56,047
Nothing!

1970
01:04:56,048 --> 01:04:58,061
We, I mean, we were
i-in the pool area ...

1971
01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,151
Wrap her up!
Wrap her up!

1972
01:04:59,152 --> 01:05:00,302
I'm gonna get some water,

1973
01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:01,135
we're gonna sing
her her favorite song!

1974
01:05:01,136 --> 01:05:03,152
Well, shouldn't we,
like, get an ambulance?

1975
01:05:03,152 --> 01:05:05,070
No. She does this
every weekend.

1976
01:05:05,071 --> 01:05:06,766
Why is she in the bathtub?

1977
01:05:06,767 --> 01:05:08,143
Well, isn't that what you do?

1978
01:05:08,144 --> 01:05:10,893
No. Just pour the water
on her and sing the song.

1979
01:05:10,893 --> 01:05:11,600
Like this.

1980
01:05:11,601 --> 01:05:12,623
What song?

1981
01:05:12,623 --> 01:05:17,389
[SINGING] These dreams are...
when I close my eyes.

1982
01:05:14,512 --> 01:05:17,325
when I close my eyes?

1983
01:05:17,326 --> 01:05:22,189
Every second of the night,
I live another life.

1984
01:05:22,190 --> 01:05:24,044
Hurry the weddings in an hour.

1985
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,902
I, I really, I, I
need the dress.

1986
01:05:25,903 --> 01:05:26,766
Now!

1987
01:05:26,767 --> 01:05:27,758
They're working on it.

1988
01:05:27,759 --> 01:05:29,037
I am going home.

1989
01:05:29,038 --> 01:05:31,150
What's your name?

1990
01:05:31,151 --> 01:05:31,854
Theresa.

1991
01:05:31,855 --> 01:05:33,069
Theresa!

1992
01:05:33,070 --> 01:05:34,540
I know that you hate
me from yesterday.

1993
01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:35,599
I hate fucking hate
me too from yesterday.

1994
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,158
(Gena)
Can we start fresh today?

1995
01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:39,632
New leaf, please?

1996
01:05:40,591 --> 01:05:41,263
Yeah, all right.

1997
01:05:42,222 --> 01:05:43,181
Really?

1998
01:05:43,182 --> 01:05:44,556
You'll stay?

1999
01:05:44,557 --> 01:05:46,029
I really have strong
feelings for you right now.

2000
01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,149
Take it easy.

2001
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,421
[SINGING] The further I'm
away, further I'm away.

2002
01:05:49,422 --> 01:05:51,148
There's something out there...

2003
01:05:51,149 --> 01:05:52,749
Why aren't you waking up?

2004
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,604
It is very
surprising at this point

2005
01:05:54,605 --> 01:05:58,285
'cause your lips are
literally fucking blue, now.

2006
01:05:58,286 --> 01:05:59,373
Okay, now I'm getting
really scared.

2007
01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:00,747
Come on.

2008
01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:01,611
Let's laugh about this.

2009
01:06:01,612 --> 01:06:02,413
When you passed out?

2010
01:06:02,413 --> 01:06:02,413
PLEASE WAKE UP!!!

2011
01:06:02,861 --> 01:06:03,820
Come on.

2012
01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:08,748
Look!

2013
01:06:09,324 --> 01:06:10,764
It's not fucked up anymore!

2014
01:06:10,765 --> 01:06:12,011
It's a miracle!

2015
01:06:12,012 --> 01:06:13,100
Yay!

2016
01:06:14,059 --> 01:06:15,787
It's finally happening.

2017
01:06:15,787 --> 01:06:15,787
Oh, no, no, no, no.

2018
01:06:16,301 --> 01:06:17,580
Don't cry.

2019
01:06:17,581 --> 01:06:18,795
we need the other bridesmaids.

2020
01:06:18,796 --> 01:06:19,979
Where are the other two girls?

2021
01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:22,283
Uh, Gena and Katie
are on their way.

2022
01:06:22,284 --> 01:06:23,433
Okay, and why don't we

2023
01:06:23,434 --> 01:06:24,330
get the bride in her
dress so we can...

2024
01:06:24,331 --> 01:06:26,476
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's
what I was gonna do.

2025
01:06:26,477 --> 01:06:27,435
Yeah.

2026
01:06:27,436 --> 01:06:29,162
I need to get my dress on.

2027
01:06:29,163 --> 01:06:31,434
I need to get my dress on.

2028
01:06:31,435 --> 01:06:32,938
(Joe)
Yes, very- I don't know.

2029
01:06:32,939 --> 01:06:33,834
She was definitely breathing.

2030
01:06:33,835 --> 01:06:34,953
Why aren't you singing?

2031
01:06:34,954 --> 01:06:35,851
I'm on the phone
with the paramedics.

2032
01:06:35,851 --> 01:06:37,290
She's always like this.

2033
01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:38,092
What is this?

2034
01:06:38,093 --> 01:06:39,562
It's Xanax.

2035
01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:40,713
Trevor gave them to me.

2036
01:06:40,714 --> 01:06:41,931
They must have
fallen out of my pocket.

2037
01:06:41,932 --> 01:06:42,857
Trevor?

2038
01:06:42,858 --> 01:06:44,072
Yes. Five-five minutes.

2039
01:06:44,073 --> 01:06:45,001
They're gonna be
here in five minutes.

2040
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:45,100
It's Manhattan on Saturday.

2041
01:06:46,059 --> 01:06:46,059
Five minutes is like
30 minutes.

2042
01:06:46,955 --> 01:06:48,906
Get her out of the tub.

2043
01:06:48,907 --> 01:06:49,866
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

2044
01:06:49,867 --> 01:06:52,042
Just a minute!

2045
01:06:52,778 --> 01:06:53,545
Yeah?

2046
01:06:53,673 --> 01:06:57,225
Um, we're just missing
Katie and Gena.

2047
01:06:57,225 --> 01:06:58,153
I guess we found Katie.

2048
01:06:58,154 --> 01:06:59,240
Why are you here?

2049
01:06:59,241 --> 01:07:00,425
Becky's asking for her dress.

2050
01:07:00,426 --> 01:07:01,258
Do you, like, know where it is?

2051
01:07:01,259 --> 01:07:02,248
With Gena.

2052
01:07:02,249 --> 01:07:03,562
Both will be here momentarily

2053
01:07:04,298 --> 01:07:06,600
But the itinerary said that
we were supposed to...

2054
01:07:06,601 --> 01:07:07,623
Reviving a
fucked-up bitch

2055
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:09,738
wasn't on the itinerary
either Cover for me.

2056
01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:11,787
Okay.

2057
01:07:13,705 --> 01:07:14,666
Give her to me.

2058
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,328
Okay.

2059
01:07:16,329 --> 01:07:17,065
All right, Katie.

2060
01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,343
Come on.

2061
01:07:18,344 --> 01:07:19,975
What are you do...
you're hurting her!

2062
01:07:19,976 --> 01:07:20,969
I'm helping her.

2063
01:07:21,546 --> 01:07:22,887
she can take it.

2064
01:07:22,888 --> 01:07:23,785
[PUKING]

2065
01:07:23,786 --> 01:07:25,352
There it is.
Good job!

2066
01:07:25,353 --> 01:07:26,888
Get it all out.

2067
01:07:26,889 --> 01:07:30,567
Good job. Good job.

2068
01:07:30,568 --> 01:07:33,351
Good job.

2069
01:07:33,352 --> 01:07:35,623
Why would you ever
do that to yourself?

2070
01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:36,939
I wanted to be beautiful.

2071
01:07:41,704 --> 01:07:42,918
Thank you!
Thank you!

2072
01:07:42,919 --> 01:07:44,102
(Victoria) Where is Regan?

2073
01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:45,126
(Katie) Let me fucking go.

2074
01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,216
(Victoria) Oh, she's here.

2075
01:07:46,217 --> 01:07:48,806
(Becky) Regan, what's going on?

2076
01:07:48,807 --> 01:07:51,686
I just... (Victoria)
What is on your dress?

2077
01:07:51,687 --> 01:07:53,702
Oh, I...sorry.

2078
01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:55,526
Well, where is her dress?

2079
01:07:55,527 --> 01:07:57,734
Uh, it's being steamed.

2080
01:07:57,735 --> 01:08:00,325
I-I can't leave here
without my dress.

2081
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,286
I don't believe this!

2082
01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:02,821
Let's just...

2083
01:08:02,822 --> 01:08:04,260
I don't know what's going on
with the steaming or whatever,

2084
01:08:04,261 --> 01:08:05,444
but I don't care.

2085
01:08:05,445 --> 01:08:06,662
(Victoria)
I want the dress right here,

2086
01:08:06,662 --> 01:08:06,662
(Victoria)
on my daughter immediately.

2087
01:08:07,558 --> 01:08:10,886
She can't wear the dress
in the car, Victoria Silk?

2088
01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:12,454
Plus sitting in traffic?

2089
01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:13,992
What does that equal?

2090
01:08:14,951 --> 01:08:16,869
Sweat wrinkles.

2091
01:08:14,951 --> 01:08:17,222
Exactly, thank you Oh my God.

2092
01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:18,756
You think of everything.

2093
01:08:18,757 --> 01:08:20,070
That's why she's Maid of Honor.

2094
01:08:20,071 --> 01:08:21,029
Let's go.

2095
01:08:23,973 --> 01:08:24,901
Don't close your eyes.

2096
01:08:24,901 --> 01:08:24,901
Just talk to me now.

2097
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:26,627
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2098
01:08:26,628 --> 01:08:27,652
What happened to her?

2099
01:08:27,653 --> 01:08:28,453
I'm taking her to the hospital.

2100
01:08:28,454 --> 01:08:29,507
What?

2101
01:08:29,508 --> 01:08:30,469
Somebody vomited
in the bathtub.

2102
01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:32,483
She kinda o'd'ed on Xanaxes.

2103
01:08:32,484 --> 01:08:33,315
You fucking...!

2104
01:08:33,316 --> 01:08:34,051
They weren't mine!

2105
01:08:34,052 --> 01:08:34,533
Whose? Whose?

2106
01:08:34,533 --> 01:08:34,533
Trevor!

2107
01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:36,688
Trevor.

2108
01:08:48,196 --> 01:08:49,219
What do you want?

2109
01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:51,075
Wait. You actually....

2110
01:08:51,076 --> 01:08:53,155
(Regan)
Car Five, are we ready? Good!

2111
01:08:53,156 --> 01:08:54,692
You can't just barge
in here like that.

2112
01:08:54,692 --> 01:08:54,692
Oh.

2113
01:08:55,236 --> 01:08:56,962
Hey.

2114
01:08:56,963 --> 01:08:58,531
Holy shit!

2115
01:08:58,532 --> 01:08:59,365
What the fuck are you doing?

2116
01:09:00,324 --> 01:09:02,210
Why the fuck did you do that?

2117
01:09:02,211 --> 01:09:05,026
Ah! Come here.

2118
01:09:05,027 --> 01:09:08,739
[PHONE RINGING]

2119
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:10,563
You motherfucker!

2120
01:09:10,564 --> 01:09:11,552
(Gena)
It's me! It's me, it's me.

2121
01:09:11,553 --> 01:09:12,545
(Gena) Where are you?

2122
01:09:12,546 --> 01:09:13,568
We're getting into the car.

2123
01:09:13,569 --> 01:09:14,660
(Gena) Okay, I'm on my way.

2124
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:16,098
All right.
Meet me there, ese.

2125
01:09:17,603 --> 01:09:18,658
Oh, God.

2126
01:09:18,659 --> 01:09:20,325
Okay, let's get to the wedding.

2127
01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:24,074
Fuck!

2128
01:09:30,787 --> 01:09:31,648
Hey.

2129
01:09:31,649 --> 01:09:32,672
How is she?

2130
01:09:32,673 --> 01:09:33,505
They're saying she's fine.

2131
01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:34,497
You okay?
You okay?

2132
01:09:34,498 --> 01:09:36,736
Okay, I'll go, I'll go
with you to the hospital.

2133
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,856
No, she wants us to
go to the wedding!

2134
01:09:37,857 --> 01:09:39,232
She keeps saying
go to the wedding.

2135
01:09:39,233 --> 01:09:40,512
They don't even have
to pump her stomach.

2136
01:09:40,513 --> 01:09:41,249
They're just checking
her as a precaution.

2137
01:09:41,249 --> 01:09:42,145
Really?

2138
01:09:42,146 --> 01:09:43,327
Regan saved her life.

2139
01:09:43,328 --> 01:09:44,543
That woman is fucked
in the head, but...

2140
01:09:44,544 --> 01:09:45,473
She's a good friend.

2141
01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:45,473
Yeah, I know.

2142
01:09:46,304 --> 01:09:47,296
Okay.

2143
01:09:47,297 --> 01:09:47,937
I'll see you at the wedding!

2144
01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:48,833
Okay.

2145
01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:53,954
Taxi!

2146
01:09:55,872 --> 01:09:57,536
Hey, Gena.

2147
01:09:57,537 --> 01:09:58,560
I need to talk to you.

2148
01:09:58,561 --> 01:10:00,319
No. No. Clyde.

2149
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,728
Get in the cab!

2150
01:10:01,729 --> 01:10:01,729
Isn't that dress supposed to
be on the bride right now?

2151
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,450
Yes! Get in the car!

2152
01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:09,054
Sir! S... I will suck your dick

2153
01:10:09,055 --> 01:10:10,145
if you get us
there in two minutes.

2154
01:10:10,146 --> 01:10:12,734
Look, I... I think we might
be meant for each other.

2155
01:10:12,735 --> 01:10:14,366
And I'm not kidding
Scratch that.

2156
01:10:14,367 --> 01:10:14,367
This guy will suck your dick.

2157
01:10:15,103 --> 01:10:17,758
Look, and it's not just
because we have like,

2158
01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:19,552
the greatest sex I...whoa!

2159
01:10:19,553 --> 01:10:20,638
Whoa!

2160
01:10:20,639 --> 01:10:21,856
See, I, your body
looks so great.

2161
01:10:22,815 --> 01:10:22,815
Shut up.

2162
01:10:23,742 --> 01:10:25,214
I love your body so much.

2163
01:10:25,215 --> 01:10:27,197
Oh my God, you cannot
just fuck things

2164
01:10:27,198 --> 01:10:28,222
into being better.

2165
01:10:28,223 --> 01:10:28,993
Then tell me what I should do.

2166
01:10:30,911 --> 01:10:32,574
I'm getting married.

2167
01:10:32,575 --> 01:10:34,175
I'm getting married
in my pajamas.

2168
01:10:34,176 --> 01:10:36,093
Honey, you've just
got to calm down.

2169
01:10:36,094 --> 01:10:37,693
I don't think she's
got the dress.

2170
01:10:37,694 --> 01:10:39,550
Honey, just don't
pay any mind to it.

2171
01:10:39,551 --> 01:10:41,149
It's all fucked up.

2172
01:10:41,150 --> 01:10:43,038
I'm gonna walk in
wearing my pajamas

2173
01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:45,533
like I'm fucking
Michael Jackson.

2174
01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:47,709
It's like I've been
at a fucking concert

2175
01:10:47,709 --> 01:10:48,572
for the past decade.

2176
01:10:48,573 --> 01:10:49,374
A concert?

2177
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,547
Yeah, it's a, it's a metaphor.

2178
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:54,268
Okay? It's like I've been
at a concert... Okay.

2179
01:10:54,269 --> 01:10:55,323
And I'm swaying back and forth

2180
01:10:55,324 --> 01:10:56,091
and somebody
passes me something,

2181
01:10:56,092 --> 01:10:58,972
and I drink it or smoke it...
Smoke it?

2182
01:10:58,973 --> 01:11:00,286
...you know,
it doesn't matter!

2183
01:11:00,286 --> 01:11:00,286
Shut up!

2184
01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:01,918
I hate you!

2185
01:11:01,919 --> 01:11:03,196
And I hate you!

2186
01:11:03,197 --> 01:11:04,893
I hope you fucking die!

2187
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:07,547
It's gonna be waiting
for us there, right?

2188
01:11:07,548 --> 01:11:09,083
I'm right about that,
aren't I, Regan,

2189
01:11:09,084 --> 01:11:10,270
so quiet in the back.

2190
01:11:10,271 --> 01:11:11,773
Come on, Gena, you can do this.

2191
01:11:11,773 --> 01:11:12,797
Take a left here.

2192
01:11:12,798 --> 01:11:14,363
In the past 24 hours,

2193
01:11:14,364 --> 01:11:16,250
I've realized that I don't
even like the concert.

2194
01:11:16,251 --> 01:11:17,274
I don't like the music.

2195
01:11:17,275 --> 01:11:18,362
I don't like the band.

2196
01:11:18,363 --> 01:11:19,163
None of it.

2197
01:11:19,164 --> 01:11:22,298
I-I... And like, maybe,
if I had just picked

2198
01:11:22,299 --> 01:11:23,419
a different fucking band,

2199
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:26,811
maybe I woulda had a better
time at the concert.

2200
01:11:26,812 --> 01:11:28,509
I really think I'm
in love with you.

2201
01:11:28,510 --> 01:11:30,683
Oh my God, if you
take Park Avenue,

2202
01:11:30,684 --> 01:11:33,085
I will fucking end
you I will end you!

2203
01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:35,515
Of all the things you've done

2204
01:11:35,516 --> 01:11:37,179
in the entire time
we've known each other,

2205
01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:38,586
this is the worst.

2206
01:11:38,587 --> 01:11:41,018
You fucking blonde cunt!

2207
01:11:41,019 --> 01:11:43,321
This is shit!

2208
01:11:43,322 --> 01:11:44,377
(Gena)
Hold it, hold it, hold it!

2209
01:11:44,378 --> 01:11:45,499
I saved the day!
I saved the day!

2210
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,354
Okay, okay.

2211
01:11:47,355 --> 01:11:48,347
Let's do this!

2212
01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:49,628
Okay. Okay.

2213
01:11:50,587 --> 01:11:51,548
All right,
let's get this shit on.

2214
01:11:52,507 --> 01:11:53,531
Now, put your arms up!

2215
01:11:53,532 --> 01:11:54,812
Got it?

2216
01:11:55,771 --> 01:11:57,437
let me get the veil,
so it doesn't...

2217
01:11:59,355 --> 01:12:00,219
We got the dress!

2218
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:06,105
Yeah! Yeah! Heck yeah!

2219
01:12:06,106 --> 01:12:07,641
Wa-wa-wa-wait-wait.

2220
01:12:07,642 --> 01:12:10,138
What happened to it?

2221
01:12:10,139 --> 01:12:11,163
What happened there?

2222
01:12:12,122 --> 01:12:13,944
Tell me. Tell me!

2223
01:12:13,945 --> 01:12:15,928
It's just,
there's a little rip.

2224
01:12:15,929 --> 01:12:16,953
The stitching.

2225
01:12:16,954 --> 01:12:17,945
'Cause it ripped a little bit.

2226
01:12:17,945 --> 01:12:17,945
And that's just like a tin...

2227
01:12:18,809 --> 01:12:22,489
like a little blood
and, and semen.

2228
01:12:22,489 --> 01:12:23,831
What?

2229
01:12:23,832 --> 01:12:24,665
I don't know if it's semen.
It might be semen.

2230
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,816
you ruined it!

2231
01:12:25,817 --> 01:12:26,839
Shh. It's okay.

2232
01:12:26,839 --> 01:12:28,153
No, you don't see it.
I swear.

2233
01:12:28,154 --> 01:12:34,456
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC STARTS]

2234
01:12:34,457 --> 01:12:37,719
Oh fuck.

2235
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,224
I can't do this.

2236
01:12:39,225 --> 01:12:40,247
Rebecca Archer!

2237
01:12:40,248 --> 01:12:41,463
You're going to walk down that

2238
01:12:41,464 --> 01:12:43,514
aisle and you are going to
marry the man down there.

2239
01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:48,343
Everyone thinks I'm
too fat for him.

2240
01:12:48,344 --> 01:12:49,339
Fuck everyone!

2241
01:12:53,175 --> 01:12:55,062
Right!

2242
01:12:55,063 --> 01:12:56,855
Fuck everyone!

2243
01:12:56,856 --> 01:12:57,974
Yeah!
Fuck everyone!

2244
01:12:57,975 --> 01:12:58,169
I like ice cream!

2245
01:12:59,128 --> 01:13:01,750
Fuck everyone!

2246
01:13:01,751 --> 01:13:02,263
Yes!

2247
01:13:02,264 --> 01:13:03,259
Okay. Flowers.

2248
01:13:07,095 --> 01:13:09,365
You're beautiful.

2249
01:13:09,366 --> 01:13:11,259
Give me a hug.

2250
01:13:16,054 --> 01:13:18,230
Wait, uh,
you go-going?

2251
01:13:18,231 --> 01:13:19,572
No. I have
vomit on me.

2252
01:13:19,573 --> 01:13:21,537
Okay. Right. Okay.

2253
01:14:03,732 --> 01:14:05,362
[PRIEST]

2254
01:14:05,363 --> 01:14:06,901
I would like to close this
ceremony with a blessing.

2255
01:14:06,902 --> 01:14:10,291
But it is as timeless and
enduring as love itself.

2256
01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:12,306
Now you will feel no cold,

2257
01:14:12,307 --> 01:14:15,154
for each of you will
be warm to the other.

2258
01:14:15,155 --> 01:14:17,714
Now you will feel no loneliness,

2259
01:14:17,715 --> 01:14:20,818
for each of you will be
a companion... Wait.

2260
01:14:20,819 --> 01:14:22,737
Are you crying?

2261
01:14:22,738 --> 01:14:24,689
Come on.

2262
01:14:24,690 --> 01:14:27,189
You haven't cried since Thomas J.
Died in My Girl.

2263
01:14:29,107 --> 01:14:30,354
It's a perfect wedding.

2264
01:14:37,362 --> 01:14:38,619
Are we gonna be okay, you guys?

2265
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:50,128
Let's toast to something, okay?

2266
01:14:50,129 --> 01:14:50,834
All right.

2267
01:14:50,835 --> 01:14:52,144
What should we drink to?

2268
01:14:52,145 --> 01:14:53,488
To the EMT crew.

2269
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,418
Sure.

2270
01:14:55,377 --> 01:14:58,416
To never doing any
of that ever again.

2271
01:14:58,417 --> 01:14:59,764
Cheers.

2272
01:15:02,641 --> 01:15:04,784
Oh, fuck it, let's
just get a drink.

2273
01:15:04,785 --> 01:15:05,552
Yes!

2274
01:15:05,648 --> 01:15:10,608

2275
01:15:10,609 --> 01:15:11,792
How, how are you
feeling...I mean,

2276
01:15:11,793 --> 01:15:13,742
you drank quite a bit.

2277
01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,536
I really like you a lot.

2278
01:15:15,537 --> 01:15:17,968
Well, I like you too.

2279
01:15:17,969 --> 01:15:19,280
But I don't know what to do

2280
01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:20,912
when I'm around
somebody I like,

2281
01:15:20,913 --> 01:15:25,198
except for sleep with
them or get really drunk.

2282
01:15:25,199 --> 01:15:27,662
I-I mean, you can
just be nice to them.

2283
01:15:27,663 --> 01:15:29,232
I'll be nice to you,
you be nice to me.

2284
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:30,191
Really?

2285
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,694
that's what people do, yeah.

2286
01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:33,389
Thank you for letting
me copy your homework.

2287
01:15:33,390 --> 01:15:33,520
You're welcome.

2288
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,367
Thank you for,
for not dying today.

2289
01:15:36,368 --> 01:15:37,519
Mm.

2290
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,415
It's kinda blowing my mind.

2291
01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:41,678
I feel like, like for
the last decade,

2292
01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:44,558
I've been at like, at a concert.
Right? Just kinda...

2293
01:15:44,559 --> 01:15:46,414
Oh please take your
self- actualization

2294
01:15:46,415 --> 01:15:47,821
somewhere else.

2295
01:15:47,822 --> 01:15:49,069
I'm trying to sleep.

2296
01:15:49,869 --> 01:15:51,605
Oh, hey, you guys.

2297
01:15:58,318 --> 01:15:58,892
Hello.

2298
01:15:58,893 --> 01:15:59,918
Is this working?

2299
01:15:59,919 --> 01:16:02,124
Uh, testing, testing, testing.

2300
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,461
Sibilance, sibilance.

2301
01:16:04,462 --> 01:16:06,285
Tom Hanks,SNL.

2302
01:16:06,286 --> 01:16:09,325
Um, uh, Becky and Dale.

2303
01:16:09,325 --> 01:16:12,332
Such a beautiful wedding.

2304
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:17,515
Yeah. A gorgeous wedding.

2305
01:16:17,516 --> 01:16:18,893
I think we all felt
like stars tonight

2306
01:16:18,894 --> 01:16:22,987
in the sky of your love Yeah!

2307
01:16:22,988 --> 01:16:25,771
So, Dale, you said something
to me last night.

2308
01:16:25,772 --> 01:16:27,627
You said that when you
find the right girl...

2309
01:16:27,628 --> 01:16:29,004
Did you go out last night?

2310
01:16:29,005 --> 01:16:32,491
When you, when
you got it uh, good,

2311
01:16:32,492 --> 01:16:36,044
you don't do anything
to screw it up.

2312
01:16:36,045 --> 01:16:41,162
But for some people, um,
and I'm one of them,

2313
01:16:41,163 --> 01:16:42,923
I think you have to screw it up

2314
01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:46,474
uh, before you realize
that you've got it good.

2315
01:16:46,475 --> 01:16:49,162
I-I I'm just excited
because Gena and I,

2316
01:16:49,163 --> 01:16:50,539
we had sex last night.

2317
01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:51,627
What the fuck?

2318
01:16:51,628 --> 01:16:53,065
We did, but like
who cares, right?

2319
01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:53,675
I-I can say that.

2320
01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:55,210
Can I say that?

2321
01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:59,754
But the thing is, is when
we're having sex, it's fine,

2322
01:16:59,755 --> 01:17:05,962
I put my penis uh, into um,
Gena's vagina... Please.

2323
01:17:05,963 --> 01:17:07,850
And then I took it out.

2324
01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:10,825
And then I, I put it in again.

2325
01:17:10,826 --> 01:17:12,072
And then I took it out.

2326
01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:15,497
And then it just kinda went
on like that for a while.

2327
01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:16,682
And I, what I realized

2328
01:17:16,683 --> 01:17:19,177
was I wanted to
just keep doing that

2329
01:17:19,178 --> 01:17:22,089
for the rest of my life.

2330
01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:26,121
That's kinda where
I am at right now.

2331
01:17:26,122 --> 01:17:27,530
Uh, but that's not the only
reason I'm up here.

2332
01:17:27,531 --> 01:17:33,544
I'm also um, here to,
[BAND START PLAYING]

2333
01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:36,744
[SINGING] When I wake up,
well you know I'm gonna be,

2334
01:17:36,745 --> 01:17:40,327
I'm gonna be the man who
wakes up next to you.

2335
01:17:40,328 --> 01:17:41,607
Stop it! Stop it!

2336
01:17:41,608 --> 01:17:44,455
When I get out, well
you know I'm gonna be,

2337
01:17:44,456 --> 01:17:47,913
I'm gonna be the man who...
yeah, really? Okay.

2338
01:17:47,914 --> 01:17:50,055
No, I can't sing.

2339
01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:52,039
But you understand what
I was trying to do?

2340
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,576
Yeah.

2341
01:17:53,576 --> 01:17:54,758
Yeah? All right.

2342
01:17:54,759 --> 01:17:55,817
Well, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna pass it off...

2343
01:17:55,818 --> 01:18:01,798
[BAND STARTS PLAYING AGAIN]

2344
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,407
What?

2345
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,095
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