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(IGNITION STARTS)
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(ENGINE IDLING)
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(AIR BRAKES HISS)
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# You heard 'bout the legend
of Jesse James
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# And John Henry
just to mention some names
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# Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend
in the South today
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# A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, Ga.
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# Every gearjammer
knows his name
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# They swear he got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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# A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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# He's gonna go to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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# Oh, boy
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# He left Atlanta back in '63
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# Haulin' him a load
up to Tennessee
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# He hit Mount Eagle
in a drivin' rain
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# So hard he couldn't even see
the passin' lane
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# Well, he started down the grade
when he lost a gear
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# He hit them brakes,
found he had no air
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# The Mount Eagle grade
is steep and long
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# And everybody that seen it
thought the Bandit was gone
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# All gone
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# Well, his truck jack-knifed
turned completely around
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# He was comin' down backwards
'bout the speed of sound
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# A lot of folks seen him
and they all say
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# He had his head out the window
yellin', "Clear the way!"
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# Well, he got to the bottom
safe and sound
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# Everybody asked Bandit
how he made it down
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# He said, "Folks, when the truck
picked up too much speed
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# "I just run along beside it
and drug my feet"
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# Ya heard the legend
of Jesse James
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# And John Henry
just to mention some names
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# Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend
in the South today
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# A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, Ga.
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# Every gearjammer
knows his name
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# They swear he's got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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# A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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# He's goin' up to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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# Ah, tell me, boy
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# Talk to me, guitar #
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Hey, Kirk. How ya doin'?
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Tod Engels. How are ya?
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- This your rig, son?
- Yeah.
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Open it up. Let's see the manifest.
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Well, placin' you under arrest
for transportin' alcoholic beverages
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across state lines
without the proper permits.
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And that means you,
you dumb cowboy.
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You know truckin' Coors beer
east of Texas is bootleggin'.
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- This here's Georgia, son.
- Just a friendly bet.
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These two old boys put me up to it.
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Now, when ya gonna learn?
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Big and Little Enos Burdette make that
same bet with every gearjammer they can.
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I say he ain't gonna go
for your game.
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Son, from what I've heard, the biggest
thing about the Bandit is his ego,
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and I figure that, plus a lot of my dollars,
and he'll try anything, legal or not.
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(ANNOUNCER) They've put on quite a show
for us today, haven't they, friends?
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Yes, sir, you have seen some of
the finest gearjammin' in all of this country.
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Remember, these are the boys that take
the long hauls. They really did it today.
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- Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit?
- I ain't seen him.
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- Over there behind his rig.
- Who wants to see him?
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- Who's askin'?
- I'm askin'.
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'Cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day
so all his loyal fans can look at him.
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Do it.
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I'm buyin' your attraction
for a half an hour.
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Egotistical son of a bitch.
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A guy that paints his truck like this would go
to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
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(BIG ENOS) See, son? Old legends
never die. They just lose weight.
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Seems like a legend and an out-of-work
bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
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(BIG ENOS)
Bandit, me and my son are here.
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Oh, I love your suits.
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It must be a bitch gettin' a size
68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.
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I came to make a deal. What's he get
if he wins this truck rodeo thing?
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- (BANDIT) lf?!
- $5,000, Daddy.
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- Chicken-shit money.
- Just what the hell you want, anyway?
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You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo
and accept a real challenge.
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(BANDIT) Gettin' to Texarkana and back
in 28 hours, that's no problem.
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- It ain't never been done before, hotshit.
- Watch your language, little lady.
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The problem is that Coors beer.
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You take that east of Texas
and that's, uh... that's bootleggin'.
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I believe you're just a little bit scared.
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Great psychology. Why don't you say
somethin' bad about my mother?
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- Your mama is so ugly...
- Look, you make this run for me.
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These Peterbilts are worth $80,000.
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That comes to about three grand
an hour if you make it in 28 hours.
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How about that for a challenge?
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- Dad, I don't believe that that's necess...
- Never mind.
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Wait a minute. Why do you
want that beer so bad?
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Because he's thirsty, dummy.
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You see, I got a boy runnin' tomorrow
in the Southern Classic.
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When he wins,
I wanna celebrate in style.
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- How much style?
- Well, I got a few friends and me.
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400 cases.
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- 400 cases...?
- Well?
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- Well, let me see your cash.
- Big Enos's word is gold.
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All right, show him the cash.
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- Go ahead, Little.
- Shit.
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Let's see. There's 400 cases of beer,
I'll need the cash for that.
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No problem. Go ahead, boy.
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New car. Gotta have a new car
to block for the truck.
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- OK. Go ahead, boy.
- I'd like to kick his ass just once.
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Speedy car.
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Speedier than that.
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Go ahead.
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- Hello, darlin'.
- Hi, Uncle Bandit.
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- Which one of the house apes are you?
- Kate.
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He's droppin' 'em like flies, isn't he?
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Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful.
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- How about 'gorgeous'?
- You can't have him.
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Obviously you can. What are you
tryin' to do, start another race?
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Look, you got Cledus in jail once.
Leave us alone!
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- Hi, Uncle Bandit!
- He ain't your damn uncle!
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I always recognise you! You know why?
You always kick me in the balls!
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Damn it, Bandit! Look at me!
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I find it hard to look at you, Waynette,
especially with those things in your hair.
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Makes me think you're listening
to a radio station in Savannah.
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You can't go in there and bother Cledus.
Hey! This is my home!
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- Cledus.
- No!
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I know in the past
I may have done you wrong.
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- Right?
- Right.
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However, in the future, Cledus,
I will never, ever do you wrong again.
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- Right?
- Right.
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We have a big chance, a big chance
to make a run for some big bucks.
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- 80,000 of them.
- Really?
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- Are we gonna kidnap the Pope or somethin'?
- How'd you guess?
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No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana
and pick up 400 cases of Coors
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and bring it back in 28 hours.
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Whoa! I got a flash for you.
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That's called bootleggin',
and that's against the law.
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Who gives a turkey when the Snowman
and the Bandit are runnin' the booze?
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- No one can stop us.
- Hold it right there.
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There ain't gonna be no more
Snowman and Bandit.
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Because I've got to go in the morning
to Conyers and pick up a load of manure.
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- Shitty job.
- Can I ask you a question?
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Sure. Ask me.
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What the hell do we wanna go to
Texas for and haul beer back here?
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For the good old American life.
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For the money, for the glory
and for the fun.
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Mostly for the money. You know
what we're gonna do with the money?
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- What?
- We're gonna buy a new rig.
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- You're crazy, you know that.
- Yeah.
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- How much money did you say it was?
- $80,000.
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$80,000?
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- Hm.
- Waynette!
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Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya,
Fred here ain't gonna be no problem.
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- I can see he'll be a major asset.
- Besides, he's one hellacious watchdog.
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- Well, let's get goin'.
- Whoa. Hold it a minute.
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I got to ask you a question.
Sit right there, Fred.
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You mean to tell me
we're gonna drive from here
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to Texarkana, Texas,
and back to here in 28 hours?
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It's only 900 miles there
and 900 miles back.
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Well, for your information,
that ain't never been done, not in no rig.
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'Cause you and I never done it in no rig.
You gotta stop thinkin' so negative.
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'Course we can make it.
We ain't never not made it yet, have we?
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- Well, no.
- You see? There you are.
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Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right.
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I see our asses in a sling
if we get caught, that's what I see.
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Hey! Ho-ho-ho!
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Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that!
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- It's beautiful, huh?
- Honey, hush.
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I don't guess we're gonna be ridin'
in the truck together this time?
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No, son. I'll be drivin' this one
and blockin'.
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You'll be drivin' the truck.
This is Bandit One and that is...
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...Bandit Two. Together again.
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- Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl.
- That's right. But we got a problem.
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You know them Smokeys
got them CBs in the car now.
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I haven't worked that out yet,
but I'm thinkin' about it.
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I got an idea.
Why don't we do this?
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If I say go to channel 21, forget it.
We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19.
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- 21 is 19?
- If I say go to channel six, forget it.
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- We go to three.
- I go to three. Perfect.
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- If I say go to channel two, we go to one.
- Two is one.
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- That'll confuse everybody.
- That'll confuse 'em.
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On the other hand,
if we stayed on the odd channels,
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switched every time and started
in the basement, that'd work, too.
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- That'd do it, too, wouldn't it?
- Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess.
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- Let's haul ass.
- OK.
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(FRED BARKS)
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Breaker One. This is the Bandit.
Is the Snowman out there?
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- Am I hittin'ya, son?
- Mercy sakes.
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You put about eight and a half on me,
blowin' my windows out. Bring it on.
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I'll be within earshot.
You keep it wound up to around 90.
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- Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question.
- What do you and Fred want?
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How come we're doing this?
They said it couldn't be done.
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- That's the reason.
- That's good with Fred!
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10-4.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
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# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
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# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
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# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Old Smokey's
got them ears on
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# He's hot on your trail
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# And he ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
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# So you've got to dodge him
you've got to duck him
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# You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
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# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
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(SIREN)
Well, hello there, Smokey.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
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# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
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# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
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# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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Fred, I hope me and you
ain't lettin' Bandit
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talk us into somethin'
we gonna be sorry for, son,
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'cause he's about as crazy
as you are ugly.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
220
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,371
# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
221
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:59,001
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
222
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:03,297
# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
223
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,538
- Big town, ain't it?
- I wonder what they do for excitement.
224
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,041
They probably sit around
and watch the cars rust.
225
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,503
- Damn it, it's locked.
- We're about an hour ahead of schedule.
226
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,714
- Let's keep it that way.
- All right.
227
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,352
Hey, want a beer?
228
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,396
- Well, son!
- Redneck heaven.
229
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,233
- How we gonna load all this stuff, though?
- I'll load it with this.
230
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:08,153
- You can't drive no forklift.
- I can drive any forkin' thing around.
231
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,031
- Get serious! Can you drive this thing?
- I am serious.
232
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,784
- Crank it up. Now back it up.
- Oh, shut up!
233
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:18,914
- I said back it up, not raise it up!
- I am backin' up, ya big dumbbell!
234
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,834
Hold it! The beer! Watch the beer!
235
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:28,257
- (LAUGHS) You all right?
- Very funny (!) Very funny (!)
236
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,800
I thought it was funny.
237
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:34,388
Hey, we really oughta pay somebody
for that mess we made in there.
238
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:37,474
- All right, have you...
- I got that all worked out.
239
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:41,645
You just leave a note. Tell the folks
to send the bill to Big Enos Burdette.
240
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:53,782
"Send... bill... to... Big... Enos... Burdette."
241
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,534
(BANDIT'S CAR LEAVES)
242
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,745
Burdette. B...
243
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:03,000
B-e-r... B-u-r... B...
Hell, I got to go.
244
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:11,216
(MAN ON CB) Hey, Spiderman,
are you out there? Come back.
245
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:15,304
Snowman! How we doin', son?
Come on back.
246
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,681
Hang on just a minute,
and I'll tell ya.
247
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,020
We're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule.
248
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,480
- Come back.
- I hate to say I told you so.
249
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,151
Don't lose your head, son.
We still got a lot of boogiein' to do.
250
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,613
Put the pedal to the metal.
I'm 10-10 on the side.
251
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,533
For sure. Me and Fred,
we got your back door, ain't we, Fred?
252
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,465
- Sorry. I don't want to get married.
- Terrific. That makes two of us.
253
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,303
- Will you unzip me?
- Sure.
254
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,890
- Does this thing move?
- Oh, yeah.
255
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,905
(BLARES HORN)
256
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,890
Where are we going?
No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
257
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:46,103
- We are a bride in search of a wedding.
- No.
258
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:51,775
There is a wedding in search of a bride.
Let me put it another way.
259
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:55,988
Think of it as a wedding posse
in search of a bride.
260
00:19:56,154 --> 00:20:00,367
- You understand that, cowboy?
- Yeah.
261
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,288
What are ya doin'?
262
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,000
- These are my shoes.
- Oh, yeah.
263
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,794
- And these are my legs.
- Yeah.
264
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:16,008
- What are you gonna do with them?
- With the shoes or the legs?
265
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:19,761
Last time I saw legs like that,
they had a message tied to 'em.
266
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:24,725
What do you mean? These are
great little legs. I'm a professional.
267
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:30,397
Well, in that case,
you shouldn't be dressed in white.
268
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,525
- Dancer.
- Oh.
269
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,197
Well, cowboys love fat calves.
270
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,743
- They're not fat.
- They're bigger than mine.
271
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,705
- Do we really wanna talk about legs?
- One of us does.
272
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:52,836
Otherwise we wouldn't have gone...
What are we doing now?
273
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,632
Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool.
274
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,636
Good idea. Why don't you
slip into somethin' comfortable?
275
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:07,684
Are we really going 110?
We're going 110!
276
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,897
Why do you wear that cowboy hat?
Because you think it looks dazzling on you.
277
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,692
I'd no idea this dress
would be so hard to get out of.
278
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,536
Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen.
279
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,500
Come here, son.
280
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,796
Whoops!
281
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:23,218
You look tired, boy. Rest yourself.
282
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:29,850
You punks look tuckered out, too.
283
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,941
That's an attention-getter.
284
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:42,863
- Now, a lady in a weddin' gown.
- Yes, sir.
285
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,617
- Get in a car?
- Yes, sir.
286
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,912
- See who was drivin'?
- N-no, sir.
287
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:56,710
- Licence plate?
- Y-yes, sir. Georgia plates.
288
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,670
"Ban-one."
289
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:03,342
B-A-N dash O-N-E.
290
00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:07,596
All right. Now, you boys
just stay here and watch the car.
291
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:11,016
There might be some vandals around
who wanna steal somethin',
292
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:14,394
so you boys just stay here
and keep your hands on the car
293
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,273
until one of my associates arrive.
294
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:25,155
And don't go home, don't go to eat,
and don't play with yourself.
295
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,492
It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
296
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:34,915
Oh, you can think about it,
but don't do it.
297
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,599
Hey, man, he's gone.
Let's get outta here.
298
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:56,812
Shit! You do what you want.
I'm stayin' right here.
299
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:05,070
28 years old and... Oh, goodness,
what's this? I'll tuck it right in.
300
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:08,699
I was down here dancing
in a home appliance show.
301
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:11,952
- I danced around three trash mashers.
- Talk to me, my boy.
302
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,165
I had this costume that lit up.
I only short-circuited once.
303
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:20,919
- Where did you get that seat cover, son?
- This ain't no seat cover.
304
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,756
- I was standing in the parking lot...
- I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia.
305
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:29,636
I met this guy... These can't be my pants.
God, he was good-looking.
306
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,181
- And he had this hat on...
- Funny, ain't she?
307
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:37,436
I think he was from Texas or something,
and I thought, "Why not marry the guy?"
308
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,610
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.
309
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,404
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.
310
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:53,160
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
311
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:59,500
- Look, what if we...
- Shut up! She insulted my authority.
312
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:06,465
And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.
313
00:25:06,632 --> 00:25:10,177
It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...
314
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:12,429
with those show-folk fags.
315
00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,349
Halfway down the aisle I said to myself,
316
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:18,101
"Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
His mother doesn't even have any teeth!"
317
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:21,396
I jumped in this car, and it blew up
on the side of the road,
318
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,733
and I ended up in this goddamn airplane.
What do you do?
319
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,028
I don't remember.
320
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:32,699
- Oh, are we on the air?
- Sort of, yeah.
321
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,830
You think I'm... nuts, don't you?
322
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,415
No, I don't think you're crazy.
323
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:45,128
I picked up three brides yesterday,
just like you, very subdued.
324
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:48,590
Hey, what... what's goin' on up there?
325
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,677
- Come back, Bandit.
- Bandit?
326
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:57,850
- Is that your name or your profession?
- That's my handle. Bo's my real name.
327
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,519
- What's your name?
- Carrie.
328
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:04,356
Is she wearing a wedding dress?
329
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,402
She was.
330
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:12,155
What's she wearin' now?
Come back.
331
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,242
Hey, you got peanut butter
or somethin' in your ears?
332
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:19,705
Tell me what that woman's got on...
her mind!
333
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,915
10-4!
334
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:26,003
No coozie's gonna leave me
at no church.
335
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,840
Decoratin' up a whole town
at a cost of $40.
336
00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:32,551
Right.
337
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:39,558
I can see her now,
runnin' back up that aisle...
338
00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:43,020
No, she was dancin'
back up the aisle,
339
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:46,148
her knockers bouncin'
all over the joint.
340
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:49,443
Let go of that wheel.
341
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,488
Why, her ass was wigglin', too.
342
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,830
Why so fast?
You're late for a big bowling date?
343
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,540
Cute.
344
00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:11,131
- So, tell me about yourself.
- What do you wanna know, my sign?
345
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:15,344
- What do you do besides drive fast?
- Have fun.
346
00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:18,889
- Is this fun?
- Drivin'?
347
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:23,936
- Driving, talking to me.
- They're both a challenge.
348
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:30,442
- You've got a great profile.
- Yeah, don't I? Especially from the side.
349
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,487
At least we finally agree on something.
350
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:37,074
Yeah. We both like half my face.
351
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:46,583
Hey, would a cop taking a leak
on the side of the road interest you?
352
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,420
Yes, it would.
353
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:56,385
- He's taking a 10-100.
- At least it's better than a 10-200.
354
00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,928
(SIREN)
355
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,516
- Smokey.
- Smokey.
356
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,879
- Is this fun?
- I forgot to tell ya:
357
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,424
I'm runnin' blocker for 400 cases
of illegal Coors.
358
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:53,859
Holy shit!
359
00:28:56,153 --> 00:29:00,032
I don't believe this.
Funny, I don't remember that turn.
360
00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:04,495
- Bandit, where the hell are you?
- I'll be back on the highway in a second.
361
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:06,914
All right, good buddy.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
362
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:24,681
- Them things are fabulous.
- I think I just went 10-100.
363
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:29,061
- Well, it's better than 10-200.
- That's true.
364
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:40,239
# Well, the more wheels I got
the better I like it.
365
00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:44,660
# I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother
boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. #
366
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:52,376
- Snowman, you got your ears on?
- You lucky devil, you got him.
367
00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,963
- Where the hell are you?
- I'm on a two-lane blacktop.
368
00:29:56,129 --> 00:30:00,676
Highway marker number 71.
How's our time doin'?
369
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:06,974
Oh, how are we doin' on time?
About 25 minutes ahead of schedule.
370
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,144
- What's your 20?
- I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey.
371
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,813
Not for long.
372
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:18,151
- (SHERIFF) Breaker to the Bandit.
- Come on back, breaker.
373
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:22,239
Bandit, I've got a smokey report
for you. Come on.
374
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:26,243
- Well, talk to me, good buddy.
- You've got trouble comin'.
375
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,955
Well, what's your handle, son,
and, uh, what's your 20?
376
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:36,128
My handle's Smokey Bear,
and I'm tail-grabbin'your ass right now.
377
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:43,135
Goddamn. That's a Texas mountie.
What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas?
378
00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:47,014
Well, let's just see what
he's got under the hood.
379
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,891
Bye-bye, baby!
380
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,740
You smoke much?
381
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:07,326
I just started.
382
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:15,167
- Cledus, you got your ears on, son?
- Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil.
383
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:17,503
- Comin' around you.
- Be careful.
384
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:21,340
You're gonna have to make your own lane,
'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic.
385
00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:22,883
Be careful. Be careful.
386
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,893
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
387
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,939
I'm about to be killed in this...
in this moving CB radio show,
388
00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:40,734
and I... I don't even have a handle!
389
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,614
You want a handle?
OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see.
390
00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:48,075
- Oh, I got one for ya!
- What?
391
00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,663
Just give me a minute here.
392
00:31:54,373 --> 00:31:56,416
He done good, didn't he, Fred?
393
00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:03,882
What?
394
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,759
Frog.
395
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:10,097
- Why?
- 'Cause you're always hoppin' around.
396
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:14,726
And you're kinda cute like a frog,
and... I'd like to jump ya.
397
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:19,857
Nobody...
398
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:25,237
Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice
look like a possum's pecker.
399
00:32:25,404 --> 00:32:28,532
- Except for that...
- Shut your ass.
400
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:31,451
(HORNS BLARE)
401
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,373
- Break for that, Bandit One.
- Yeah, Snowman, come on back.
402
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,876
That was a Texas bubblegum machine
on your back door.
403
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,629
- A Texas bubblegum machine?
- Yeah, I saw him.
404
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:59,605
You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy
sombitch tried to drive up under my truck.
405
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:02,733
What's a Texas county mountie
doing in Arkansas?
406
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,569
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
407
00:33:05,736 --> 00:33:08,030
I don't know!
408
00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:12,034
- Well, who the hell knows?
- I really don't know.
409
00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:20,918
What we're dealin' with here is
a complete lack of respect for the law.
410
00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:25,506
(USTICE ON RADIO)
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
411
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:29,009
I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm.
412
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:33,722
He's all mine, so stay outta the way.
413
00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:45,317
This is Sheriff George Branford
of Deeson County, Arkansas.
414
00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:48,737
We are apprised of the situation
and are taking appropriate measures.
415
00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:50,489
Did you say you are a sheriff?
416
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:54,034
That's a big 10-4!
417
00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:58,080
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
of Texas!
418
00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:01,834
Texas? You know, of course,
that you're out of your jurisdiction.
419
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,419
I suggest that you let my department
handle the situation.
420
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:09,383
That's very comfortin',
but I'm in a high-speed pursuit.
421
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:12,386
- Don't you hear good?
- I hear perfectly.
422
00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:15,222
The fact that you are a sheriff
is not germane to the situation.
423
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:19,101
The goddamn Germans
got nothin' to do with it!
424
00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:21,311
- What?
- Shut up! One shit at a time!
425
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:31,989
- What do ya see?
- We lost him.
426
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:43,083
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again.
427
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:46,712
I lost that TransAm.
Set up a roadblock.
428
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:49,590
- Good idea!
- What the hell you know?
429
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:52,801
I believe we have the situation
well under control, Sheriff.
430
00:34:57,014 --> 00:34:59,725
Breaker, breaker, lookin' for the Bandit.
431
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:02,811
- You out there, son?
- You got the Bandit. Come on back.
432
00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:08,317
My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil. Your fellow
CBers are mighty proud of ya out there.
433
00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,486
Thank ya, son. I appreciate it.
434
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:14,072
Tell me, you comin' up
on Fayetteville and Interstate 82?
435
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,619
- We're almost on top of it.
- I got a big bad bear story for you there.
436
00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:21,455
I just rolled past
a county mountie roadblock.
437
00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:26,543
- You ARE a silver-tongued devil.
- That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
438
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:31,548
Well, you keep your wheels spinnin'
and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out.
439
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:34,259
Why, thank you, Officer.
440
00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:36,887
- Classy guy.
- Classy guy.
441
00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:03,580
Did you see that? They went
right through our roadblock.
442
00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:06,375
You sombitches couldn't
close an umbrella.
443
00:36:36,321 --> 00:36:40,826
You know somethin', Sheriff? If J.W.
Don't get out of my way, I'll pass him.
444
00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:43,579
Where? In the woods?
445
00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:48,500
I don't care if your daddy is the mayor.
You wreck this car, it'll come outta your pay.
446
00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:52,754
- Yeah, but he's gettin' away.
- Son, he's not goin' anywhere.
447
00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:56,300
The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled
for the past six months.
448
00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:04,725
(BANDIT)That's not good.
449
00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:12,065
It would be better with a whole bridge.
450
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,652
(BANDIT) And that's worse.
451
00:37:18,989 --> 00:37:23,035
- Why don't you drop me off? I'll catch a cab.
- Too late now.
452
00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:37,216
We did it! We did it!
453
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:50,354
See? I didn't wreck it, Sheriff.
454
00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:55,359
We jumped over that bridge!
455
00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:58,362
- Did you see what we did?
- Yes, I did.
456
00:37:58,529 --> 00:38:02,449
I wanna jump something else! I wanna
jump a house! I wanna jump something!
457
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:04,618
Well, jump me.
458
00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:11,625
- Honest to God, it wasn't my fault! I stopped!
- Yeah, right.
459
00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:15,379
Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
460
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:19,550
I am Sheriff Branford.
461
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:25,097
Oh, hey...
For some reason or another,
462
00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:29,685
you sounded a little taller on radio.
463
00:38:34,439 --> 00:38:38,735
What the hell is
the world comin' to?
464
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:50,330
(MAN ON CB) Sounds good to me,
Tower of Power. Listen, buddy...
465
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:52,958
- What channel we on?
- What?
466
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:57,129
- What channel are we on?
- 11.
467
00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,756
Snowman, are you out there?
468
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:04,344
I'm doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'.
What are y'all doing, he'n' and she'n'?
469
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:07,264
- Come back.
- Oh, we were playin' a little bridge.
470
00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:12,394
- How we been doin'?
- We're losin' minutes, son.
471
00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:18,025
If you don't get up here and run me some
interference, we ain't never gonna make it.
472
00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:23,030
I'll drop the dolly off at a choke-and-puke,
and then I'll get right back on the job.
473
00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:26,200
All right.
10-4 on that choke-and-puke.
474
00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:29,203
- Oh, by the way, Bandit...
- Yeah, guy?
475
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,998
How 'bout bringin' me a hamburger for Fred?
I'm beginnin' to worry about him.
476
00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:36,084
- He's lookin' a little thin in the skin.
- You got 'em.
477
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:39,922
- Choke-and-puke.
- Choke-and-puke.
478
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:43,759
- That's where I'll get off?
- Right.
479
00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:49,348
You oughta give up smokin'.
That's bad for your health.
480
00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:52,601
But I enjoy it so much.
481
00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:13,539
I guess you can get
your ticket over there.
482
00:40:13,956 --> 00:40:16,083
- You got enough money?
- Yeah.
483
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:20,254
I have enough to get to Jersey,
walk the rest of the way.
484
00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:27,386
- Hey, thanks.
- Oh, it was nothing.
485
00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:31,765
- I'll see you around.
- Yeah.
486
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:37,229
Frog?
487
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:41,066
You gonna be all right?
488
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:50,659
Yeah... I'm always all right.
489
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:07,259
Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers
to go and a glass of iced tea?
490
00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:18,312
How much I owe ya, ma'am?
491
00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,939
- A dollar and a half.
- Keep the change.
492
00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:25,486
(USTICE) Just keep your eye out
for that Mr Bandit bastard!
493
00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:33,994
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper.
Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.
494
00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:36,872
- You want somethin'?
- A hush puppy, Daddy.
495
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:42,336
We got no time for that crap!
Dumb sombitch!
496
00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:46,590
- Diablo and Doc.
- Thank you, nice lady.
497
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:50,886
- You must be in a hell of a hurry, Sheriff?
- You bet your ass on that, boy.
498
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:56,141
Oh, you got a little mess there.
Let me help you get that off there...
499
00:41:56,308 --> 00:41:59,686
- Yeah, yeah. Much obliged.
- Yeah.
500
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:02,773
Who ya chasin'?
Somebody chasin' you?
501
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,650
Nobody chasin' me, boy.
502
00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:10,280
I been chasin' a goddamn maniac
all the way from Texarkana, Texas.
503
00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:13,575
Really?
What is he, a bank robber?
504
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:16,370
Bank robber?
505
00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:21,583
Bank robbin' is baby shit
alongside of what this dude is doin'.
506
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,920
Almost killed 20 law officers.
507
00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:28,966
Drivin' through people's backyards,
knockin' down mailboxes.
508
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:32,594
He's got a broad in the car,
took her across the state line.
509
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:35,055
That's the Mann Act.
510
00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:38,559
I don't think he's got her permission,
and that's kidnapping.
511
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:41,562
- How's that for high jinks?
- Yeah.
512
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:43,772
(BURPS)
513
00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:46,400
- What I owe?
- Oh, let me pay for it.
514
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:49,987
- You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured.
- Much obliged.
515
00:42:50,154 --> 00:42:53,657
- Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt.
- Right back there. Just used it.
516
00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,996
(ENGINE REVVING)
517
00:42:59,163 --> 00:43:02,332
Hey! Hey!
What are you doin' in my car?
518
00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:05,127
- You're goin' the wrong way!
- Oh.
519
00:43:05,711 --> 00:43:07,588
- Hang on!
- What the hell are ya doin'?
520
00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:10,841
- Sheriff Justice is in there!
- I know! I know!
521
00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:21,351
- Thank you, nice lady.
- Sure thing.
522
00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:29,067
Yoo-hoo! Sheriff!
523
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,574
Oh, boy.
524
00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:40,204
Nice ass.
525
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:50,088
I didn't want to be dumped
at any old truck stop.
526
00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:54,343
- I wanted to stay with you.
- Well, why didn't you ask?
527
00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:58,514
You might've said no, and I have
a hard time handling rejections.
528
00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:17,908
(TYRES SCREECH)
529
00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:29,795
(GARAGE BELL RINGS)
530
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:35,968
(GARAGE BELL RINGS)
531
00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:44,518
We're gainin' on 'em.
532
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:48,313
I think it'd be a good idea
if we changed places, don't you?
533
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,317
You be a passenger for a while now.
Up, up... I'll just slide right...
534
00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:55,487
- Oh, you got my hair.
- Sorry. I'll slide right under.
535
00:44:55,654 --> 00:44:58,824
- Ooh, I don't know. Wait. Wait. Wait!
- I got it. I got it!
536
00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,367
- Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute!
537
00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:02,995
Hold it! I'm stuck here.
This is not workin'.
538
00:45:03,162 --> 00:45:07,291
- I got my foot on the...
- Goddamn it! I seen it in the movies!
539
00:45:17,342 --> 00:45:19,970
Oh, my God!
540
00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:24,474
(USTICE) Duck, or you're gonna
be talkin' outta your ass!
541
00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:35,819
- Daddy, the top came off.
- No shit (?)
542
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:45,871
Snowman! How are your vocal cords?
543
00:45:46,038 --> 00:45:50,709
Well, my vocal cords are fine.
I'm a little worried about Fred now.
544
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:56,256
He's been gnawing everything, barkin' and
screamin'. He's turned into a stalk of bananas.
545
00:45:56,423 --> 00:46:00,344
- What's your 20?
- About 16 miles this side of Mississippi.
546
00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:04,515
Whoa, hold it. I just passed
another Kojak with a Kodak.
547
00:46:04,681 --> 00:46:08,769
This place is crawlin' with bears.
Where the hell are you? Come back.
548
00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:14,149
I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas County
mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants.
549
00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:19,196
You know what he wants. How would you like
to be the dude that handcuffs a legend?
550
00:46:19,363 --> 00:46:24,576
Give me five minutes, we'll put some moves
on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss.
551
00:46:24,743 --> 00:46:27,996
You'd better hurry, or we can just kiss
that money goodbye. Understand?
552
00:46:28,163 --> 00:46:30,499
I read you loud and clear. 10-4.
553
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:34,628
You got the one Snowman.
I'm eastbound and down.
554
00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:37,589
We gone, killer.
555
00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:51,520
That's the way I wanna go out.
Hey, man, watch it!
556
00:46:51,687 --> 00:46:53,772
(HORN BLARES)
557
00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:58,152
- What the hell was that?
- A left, or half a 'u'.
558
00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:00,946
Well, please don't do it anymore.
559
00:47:03,407 --> 00:47:07,452
Hey, you know who that was?
Check this out.
560
00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:10,164
Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber.
561
00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:15,294
Put the pedal to the metal, and we'll hold
this county mountie as long as we can.
562
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:18,046
- Well, go, girl, go!
- I'm goin'! I'm goin'!
563
00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:21,258
I've got the metal to the pedal,
and the thing to the floor...
564
00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:51,705
Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
565
00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:54,583
If they had cremated the son of a bitch,
566
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:59,963
I could've been kickin' that Mr Bandit's
ass around the moon by now.
567
00:48:15,479 --> 00:48:17,731
Hold my hat!
568
00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:21,276
- My hat blew off, Daddy.
- I hope your goddamn head was in it.
569
00:48:24,655 --> 00:48:27,241
- OK. We're gonna switch.
- OK.
570
00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:31,411
I'm comin' over underneath you.
You just slide right on over.
571
00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:34,164
I think I'm in love with your belt buckle.
572
00:48:38,836 --> 00:48:41,588
Close. Colourful, but close.
573
00:48:51,849 --> 00:48:54,935
I like this seat better anyway.
574
00:48:55,102 --> 00:48:57,688
Yes, have a smoke. It seems to help.
575
00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:00,524
Come on, defence!
576
00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:03,777
Come on, Billy Ray, get tough!
577
00:49:03,944 --> 00:49:07,281
You know, I wanted to be
a high-fashion model once.
578
00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:12,578
But, hell, how long can you
model clothes for 8-year-olds? Boys.
579
00:49:12,744 --> 00:49:16,832
Besides that, my cheeks were too fat.
These cheeks, these.
580
00:49:18,584 --> 00:49:21,086
Aarghhh!
581
00:49:22,004 --> 00:49:25,382
- Oh, my goodness, we're airborne here.
- Jesus Christ!
582
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:30,179
- Oh, look, a football game!
- There's kids! For Christ's sake, watch out!
583
00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:34,057
- Don't hit the kids!
- Get your hands off my wheel!
584
00:49:34,224 --> 00:49:36,768
Lean to the left, lean to the right...
585
00:49:47,696 --> 00:49:52,367
Stand up there and see if you can see
where the hell they went.
586
00:49:53,035 --> 00:49:57,498
- Can you see anything?
- It's a football game. Can we watch, Daddy?
587
00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:01,168
- You stay and watch. I'm goin' back!
- But, Daddy...
588
00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:11,553
# Bandit, you're reckless
and you live much too hard #
589
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:14,473
Oughta be in Nashville.
590
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,185
(BANDIT) Snowman, are ya out there, son?
What's your 20? Where are you?
591
00:50:19,311 --> 00:50:23,440
I'm at mile marker 85. Come back.
592
00:50:23,607 --> 00:50:26,527
Son-of-a-gun! So am I!
593
00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:34,284
Well, damned if ya ain't.
Damned if ya ain't.
594
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,390
Cledus... This is Frog.
595
00:50:56,557 --> 00:50:59,309
Hello, Frog. I want you
to meet Fred, Frog.
596
00:50:59,476 --> 00:51:02,980
- This is for Fred.
- Frog, feed Fred.
597
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,691
What's wrong with you? You were gonna
dump the chick at the truck stop.
598
00:51:05,858 --> 00:51:09,987
- I ran into complications.
- You always run into complications.
599
00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:13,323
Always the same, some chick.
We ain't doin' good time.
600
00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:17,035
- What are we yappin' for?
- It's the chick.
601
00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:22,916
- Switch down to the next channel, right?
- Yeah.
602
00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:27,171
(WHISPERING)
Hey, Bandit? Nice ass.
603
00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:29,756
- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks a lot.
604
00:51:39,308 --> 00:51:43,979
All right, Fred. Come on.
Let's go, boy. Come on.
605
00:51:44,146 --> 00:51:46,482
Fred, I'm tired of pickin' you up... Fred!
606
00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:54,156
- Did Cledus call you a legend?
- Uh-huh.
607
00:51:54,990 --> 00:52:00,078
- Why?
- Well, I used to do some crazy things.
608
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:02,206
- I used to.
- Oh.
609
00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,461
So did I.
610
00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:12,674
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
611
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,427
One, two... I'm a gypsy... four.
612
00:52:15,594 --> 00:52:20,182
That's someone who goes from chorus line
to chorus line... six, seven, eight.
613
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:26,980
- You know, I was on Broadway once.
- Really?
614
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,858
- For almost 12 minutes.
- Oh.
615
00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:32,569
The show closed the first night.
616
00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:38,617
But, God, I was so good. You shoulda
seen me. You'd have loved me.
617
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:48,794
What do you do? Straight.
618
00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:58,220
I just go from place to place
and... do what I do best.
619
00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:02,182
- What's that?
- Show off.
620
00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:09,481
Yeah. You do do that well.
621
00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:14,778
You do.
622
00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:18,949
So do I.
Five, six, seven, eight.
623
00:53:19,116 --> 00:53:22,995
- For almost 12 minutes.
- Oh, shut up!
624
00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:30,127
Come here, Fred. Come here, boy.
Fred, don't you make me come after you.
625
00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:34,590
Get over here, Fred! Come here.
626
00:53:34,756 --> 00:53:39,636
I'm in a hurry, and you want to swim.
You're drivin' me crazy, Fred.
627
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,515
(FRED WHIMPERS)
628
00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:49,771
What is the matter with you, Fred?
That's it for you and the truck drivin'!
629
00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:01,658
Look, I've got to go 10-100.
Could I have a dime?
630
00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:05,537
- Crawl under.
- Terrific.
631
00:54:05,704 --> 00:54:08,165
"Crawl under."
632
00:54:15,005 --> 00:54:18,967
- TransAm! What's your pleasure?
- Fill it up, my man.
633
00:54:20,302 --> 00:54:22,638
Gimme that talker.
634
00:54:25,390 --> 00:54:28,227
Hello? Mr Bandit?
635
00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:32,189
Would you just happen
to be listenin' out there?
636
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,107
Can you hear me, boy?
637
00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,904
This is the Bandit.
Who've I got at that end?
638
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,991
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
of Texas.
639
00:54:43,158 --> 00:54:46,578
Well, hot damn.
Welcome to Mississippi, Sheriff.
640
00:54:46,745 --> 00:54:48,372
Thank you, Mr Bandit.
641
00:54:48,539 --> 00:54:53,210
And I got a big welcome waitin' for you
when I get you back home,
642
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,170
you sombitch!
643
00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:57,381
Don't you cuss
on this here radio.
644
00:54:57,548 --> 00:55:02,261
I apologise to all the friendly folk
who are listenin'.
645
00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:06,974
Now hear this, you tick turd:
I'm gonna get you.
646
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:12,020
I didn't come all the way this far
to go home with empty pockets.
647
00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:15,649
I been meanin' to ask you that.
How come you're followin' me?
648
00:55:15,816 --> 00:55:19,444
I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr Bandit.
649
00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:24,116
You see, when I get you back home,
650
00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:28,162
I'm gonna find the tallest tree
in the country,
651
00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:33,041
and then I'm gonna hang you from it.
652
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,752
- Sheriff?
- I'm listenin'.
653
00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:38,714
Do the letters F.O.
Mean anything to you?
654
00:55:42,593 --> 00:55:45,012
Smart aleck.
655
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:49,433
You keep this one for yourself.
656
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:54,396
- Have a smooth ride, Mr Bandit.
- Thank you, partner.
657
00:55:58,901 --> 00:56:00,652
Oof!
658
00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:07,117
Snowman, I'm right beside you.
659
00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:10,329
Looks like we got a clear shot
all the way to the 'Bama state line.
660
00:56:10,496 --> 00:56:15,209
(CLEDUS) Oh, a clear shot?
I'm gonna believe that when I see it.
661
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:20,214
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
puttin' out an all-point advisory.
662
00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:25,427
That black TransAm is now
headed toward Alabama.
663
00:56:26,261 --> 00:56:28,889
What happened, Daddy?
664
00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:32,142
Get back in the goddamn car.
665
00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:40,275
You know who I feel has revolutionised
the American musical theatre?
666
00:56:40,442 --> 00:56:43,403
- Stephen Sondheim.
- Yeah?
667
00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:46,240
- Who's that?
- Stephen Sondheim?
668
00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:49,326
- Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff?
- Yeah.
669
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:52,663
- He ever do anything with Brenda Lee?
- Does she dance?
670
00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:56,667
- She spins. She's a little spinner.
- Oh, they were a good group.
671
00:56:56,834 --> 00:56:58,836
- The Spinners were good. Yeah.
- Yeah.
672
00:56:59,002 --> 00:57:01,213
(FROG)
Have you ever been in any plays?
673
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:05,175
Holy shit. We got
a lot of company up there.
674
00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:07,386
A lot of company.
675
00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:10,889
- Sarge, here he comes.
- Yeah, I got eyes.
676
00:57:11,056 --> 00:57:12,724
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
677
00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:18,564
(ENGINE IDLES)
678
00:57:23,026 --> 00:57:26,905
- Are you ready, Roy?
- I was born ready.
679
00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:29,158
Don't just stand there. Go get him!
680
00:57:29,324 --> 00:57:33,871
- Drives pretty good, don't he, Sarge?
- We'll see about that.
681
00:57:48,051 --> 00:57:50,220
(SIREN WAILS)
682
00:57:51,972 --> 00:57:55,851
- Sarge, you OK?
- You see me movin', don't ya?
683
00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:20,792
- Wanna do a little pond hopping, Frog?
- Uh... Swell.
684
00:58:44,107 --> 00:58:47,528
(SIREN CONTINUES)
685
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:53,116
(SIREN STOPS)
686
00:59:30,821 --> 00:59:33,740
Now, I know you're
in a little distress here,
687
00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:36,869
but did you see
a black TransAm go by?
688
00:59:37,035 --> 00:59:40,122
He caused all of this, the Bandit.
Ain't he somethin'?
689
00:59:41,748 --> 00:59:44,918
The Bandit ain't nothin'.
He's a mental case.
690
00:59:50,215 --> 00:59:52,342
Good shit!
691
00:59:53,427 --> 00:59:56,096
Banzai!
692
00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:02,644
I saw that, you sombitch!
693
01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:04,897
You did that on purpose!
694
01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:07,441
You're goin' away till you're grey!
695
01:00:07,608 --> 01:00:10,152
I got the evidence!
Put the evidence in the car.
696
01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:14,114
- But, Daddy...
- Put the evidence in the car!
697
01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:19,369
I'm gonna barbecue
your ass in molasses!
698
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:28,504
Put the evidence in the back.
699
01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:39,890
There's no way, no way...
700
01:00:40,057 --> 01:00:43,811
that you could come from my loins.
701
01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:50,526
When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna
do is punch your mama in the mouth.
702
01:01:00,202 --> 01:01:03,956
I-I'll be with you
in a moment, young man.
703
01:01:04,122 --> 01:01:08,460
Bandit, honey, this is the Good
Witch of the North speakin'.
704
01:01:08,627 --> 01:01:11,171
You'd better not come this way.
705
01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:15,759
There's been a little
fender bender here on 64.
706
01:01:15,926 --> 01:01:19,471
- Snowman, you copy that?
- Yeah, I got a four on that.
707
01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:22,349
That'll work for me, 'cause I need to pull off,
708
01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:25,144
suck up a little go-go juice
and put some groceries down my neck.
709
01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:26,937
Y'all be careful
and I'll catch ya later.
710
01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:31,358
- One Snowman. I'm playin' on the side.
- We'll be 10-10 on the side.
711
01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:35,195
Lady, don't you know
you're supposed to signal?
712
01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:37,197
Oh? Really?
713
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:52,588
# They call you the Bandit
714
01:01:52,754 --> 01:01:57,467
# An outlaw untamed
715
01:01:57,634 --> 01:02:02,306
# Shackled only by freedom
716
01:02:02,681 --> 01:02:05,350
# You wear no man's chain
717
01:02:05,517 --> 01:02:09,855
We got some time.
You wanna stretch your legs, Frog?
718
01:02:10,022 --> 01:02:12,483
# Some say they despise you
719
01:02:13,484 --> 01:02:18,447
# Well, maybe they do
720
01:02:18,614 --> 01:02:23,118
# But deep down inside them
721
01:02:23,285 --> 01:02:29,666
# I bet they wish they were you
722
01:02:45,265 --> 01:02:46,725
Fill her up, hoss.
723
01:02:46,892 --> 01:02:50,687
Come on, Frederick.
Come on, boy, my boy.
724
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:54,191
Let's go get some
of Lamar's greasy spoon.
725
01:02:54,358 --> 01:02:58,278
I'm gonna put you
on a diet, Fred. Mercy.
726
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:05,327
Come on, Fred. Come on, boy.
727
01:03:05,494 --> 01:03:07,704
Inside.
728
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,040
Come on, boy.
729
01:03:10,207 --> 01:03:13,043
Lamar, surprise.
Look who's here.
730
01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:15,170
- I knew you was comin'.
- Hi, Snowman.
731
01:03:15,337 --> 01:03:18,340
What do you mean,
you knew I was comin'?
732
01:03:18,507 --> 01:03:23,470
(COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC
PLAYING)
733
01:03:25,264 --> 01:03:27,599
Lamar, you're rotten
to the core, you know that.
734
01:03:27,766 --> 01:03:30,519
About as rotten as that food
you've been poisonin' me with...
735
01:03:30,686 --> 01:03:34,106
- How many do you want?
- I don't know. Fix the same thing.
736
01:03:34,273 --> 01:03:36,525
Just cook the onions this time.
737
01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:41,029
- How have you been, Sugar Bear?
- Pretty good. You, Snowman?
738
01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:44,074
Oh, pretty good,
considering the shape I'm in.
739
01:03:44,241 --> 01:03:48,912
Say hello to Waynette.
Looks like old Fred's gettin' fat.
740
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:52,666
Yeah, tell me about it. It damn sure
ain't from eatin' the food at this joint.
741
01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:56,003
- Tell me about that.
- I know it.
742
01:03:56,170 --> 01:04:00,340
By the way, where did you get
all them warthogs back there?
743
01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:03,177
Damn if I know. They slid
in here a little while ago.
744
01:04:03,343 --> 01:04:06,096
I'm gonna slide on out.
Catch you later, Snowman.
745
01:04:06,263 --> 01:04:09,433
Yeah, why don't you just leave me?
746
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,976
Yes, operator?
747
01:04:11,143 --> 01:04:15,063
This is a collect call
from Cledus Snow.
748
01:04:16,064 --> 01:04:19,610
No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No.
749
01:04:22,738 --> 01:04:24,656
Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'?
750
01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:31,330
- Could I ask you something?
- Sure.
751
01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:37,544
Do you think we have
anything in common?
752
01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:41,715
Besides being chased around
the country in that feckuckteh car?
753
01:04:41,882 --> 01:04:44,384
Yeah.
754
01:04:45,093 --> 01:04:47,137
Like what?
755
01:04:47,304 --> 01:04:50,599
Have you ever seen
the Broadway show Chorus Line?
756
01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:53,268
No.
757
01:04:53,435 --> 01:04:56,730
You like Elton John?
758
01:04:57,189 --> 01:04:58,941
No.
759
01:05:00,484 --> 01:05:03,862
- Do you know who Casey Tibbs is?
- Baseball player.
760
01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:08,450
- Close. Richard Petty?
- No.
761
01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:12,454
- Waylon Jennings? No.
- No.
762
01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:16,333
When you tell somebody somethin',
763
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:19,044
it depends on what part of
the United States you're standin' in...
764
01:05:19,211 --> 01:05:21,839
as to just how dumb you are.
765
01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:29,888
Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way
of cutting through the bullshit.
766
01:05:30,055 --> 01:05:34,601
And you have a unique way with
the English language, Miss Frog.
767
01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:42,818
# Bandit steals a lady's heart
768
01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:46,238
# With only a smile
769
01:05:46,864 --> 01:05:50,492
- Don't you take that hat off for anything?
- Sure.
770
01:05:50,659 --> 01:05:53,829
I take it off for one thing,
and one thing only.
771
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:58,750
# And you live much too hard
772
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:00,794
# Bandit, you're the joker
773
01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:05,299
- If we were lost on a desert island together...
- Yes?
774
01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:12,264
Do you think we'd get along
and talk and... things?
775
01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:15,350
Sure.
776
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:17,436
Yeah, we'd get along.
777
01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:23,192
It'd never be boring, I can tell you that.
It would never be boring.
778
01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:27,946
Take your hat off.
779
01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:31,909
If you want to.
780
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:37,372
# They call you the Bandit
781
01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:40,000
I want to.
782
01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:48,091
# They call you the Bandit
783
01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:52,596
# They call you the Bandit... #
784
01:07:03,524 --> 01:07:07,569
- No. Honey, we'll be home in a little while.
- Hey!
785
01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:11,031
Is this your goddamn mutt?
786
01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:16,245
Honey, I got... I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta go... Bye.
787
01:07:17,162 --> 01:07:21,583
- Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah.
- Well, he just bit me.
788
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:25,128
- Fred! Come here, Fred.
- I said... He just bit me.
789
01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:27,840
- Put the son of a bitch out of his misery.
- Let's roast him.
790
01:07:28,006 --> 01:07:30,801
- That's not a bad idea.
- Eat him.
791
01:07:30,968 --> 01:07:35,848
I don't think Fred bit you, mister.
Fred absolutely don't like grease.
792
01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:45,858
Gearjammer, huh?
King of the road, huh?
793
01:07:51,572 --> 01:07:54,867
- It's time to get out.
- That's a big 10-4.
794
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:48,670
How much do I owe you, Billy?
795
01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:52,758
- 73... 84.
- Never mind, just keep the change.
796
01:08:52,925 --> 01:08:56,678
Sorry what happened, Snowman.
797
01:08:57,179 --> 01:09:00,182
It's OK, Lamar.
798
01:09:06,730 --> 01:09:09,483
(STARTS ENGINE)
799
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,961
Far out.
800
01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:36,760
What the hell is this,
a drive-in movie?
801
01:09:36,927 --> 01:09:38,428
(HORN BLARES)
802
01:09:38,595 --> 01:09:40,764
(HORN CONTINUES... )
803
01:09:40,931 --> 01:09:44,226
Get off of there, you schnauzer's tit!
804
01:09:44,393 --> 01:09:46,979
(HORN CONTINUES)
805
01:09:49,231 --> 01:09:52,359
(AND CONTINUES... )
806
01:09:57,739 --> 01:10:00,784
(AND CONTINUES... )
807
01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:04,413
(HORN STOPS)
808
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:09,543
- How do, Officer. My name's...
- I don't care if it's Broderick Crawford.
809
01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:13,839
Don't you know you can't drive
a piece of shit like that on the highway?
810
01:10:14,006 --> 01:10:17,676
I'll thank you not to use
that kind of language in my presence.
811
01:10:17,843 --> 01:10:21,722
Never mind that crap.
What the hell is this?
812
01:10:22,764 --> 01:10:25,684
- This is evidence.
- Evidence?
813
01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:30,981
I don't care what it is. You can't drive
this piece of shit on my highway.
814
01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:33,901
I'm tellin' you for the last time.
815
01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:38,864
I have my young son in the car,
and I don't wanna hear that kinda language.
816
01:10:39,031 --> 01:10:44,119
- Look! I'm askin' you one single, goddamn...
- Hold it!
817
01:10:44,495 --> 01:10:46,872
Hold it!
818
01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:50,959
Don't you ever, ever
raise your voice to me!
819
01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:53,128
Do you know who you're talkin' to?
820
01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:56,423
I happen to be Buford T. Justice,
821
01:10:56,590 --> 01:11:00,427
a distinguished officer
of over 30 years' seniority!
822
01:11:00,594 --> 01:11:03,972
One of the most highly respected
law-enforcement agents...
823
01:11:04,139 --> 01:11:07,559
in the United States of America.
824
01:11:07,726 --> 01:11:12,815
That vehicle happens to be
evidence, valuable evidence,
825
01:11:12,981 --> 01:11:18,278
that's going to convict a maniac
that I've been tryin' to apprehend
826
01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:22,491
and that I have been
in high-speed pursuit of
827
01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:24,743
for 700 miles.
828
01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:30,833
He is wanted for the Mann Act,
kidnappin'
829
01:11:30,999 --> 01:11:36,213
and the attempted murder
of over 20 brother officers.
830
01:11:41,927 --> 01:11:46,807
Sir, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
831
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:53,230
It never occurred to me... Well, please, sir,
you proceed immediately, and...
832
01:11:53,397 --> 01:11:56,150
I hope you'll accept my apologies
for my profanity.
833
01:11:57,484 --> 01:12:03,365
Apology accepted.
Now... (HORN DROWNS WORDS)
834
01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:14,626
How about you, Bandit?
You copy this Snowman? Come on.
835
01:12:14,793 --> 01:12:16,920
I got ya, son. Come on back.
836
01:12:17,087 --> 01:12:21,592
You ain't gonna believe this,
but I just did my imitation of Joe Palooka.
837
01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:24,928
I went a few rounds with some dudes
at this eat-'em-up joint.
838
01:12:25,095 --> 01:12:29,683
Oh, I believe anything you tell me.
How'd ya do, same as always?
839
01:12:29,850 --> 01:12:33,353
Yeah, about normal. I lost.
840
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:39,485
We also lost a lot of valuable time.
We gonna really have to cook.
841
01:12:39,651 --> 01:12:43,947
- Is that a 10-4?
- That's a big 10-4.
842
01:12:54,291 --> 01:12:58,504
Actually, my heaviest relationship
was with an acid-rock singer...
843
01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:00,339
named Robert Crumly.
844
01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:06,178
We were together... eight and a half days.
God, I really thought that was it.
845
01:13:06,345 --> 01:13:07,805
And?
846
01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:11,266
One day I came home
and found him in the shower...
847
01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:14,353
...with a girl...
and her mother!
848
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,190
Well, at least
he kept it in the family.
849
01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:28,992
You have a wonderful way
of putting things.
850
01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:32,246
- So did he.
- Oh, yes.
851
01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:39,711
Breaker one-nine.
This is the Bandit.
852
01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:43,173
I'm lookin' for a west-bounder
on highway 85.
853
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:45,634
I need a smokey report,
and I need it bad, son.
854
01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:49,680
This is Foxy Lady, Bandit.
We heard you were comin' by,
855
01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:52,558
and we decided we'd take care
of those bears for you.
856
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:57,813
- You know, a little "personalised service".
- Send me the bill, Foxy Lady.
857
01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:01,316
Better yet, why don't you
come by and pay up in person?
858
01:14:02,276 --> 01:14:06,446
I'll catch you on the flip side, darlin'.
I'm too pooped to pop.
859
01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:08,323
- Daddy, listen.
- Shut up!
860
01:14:08,490 --> 01:14:10,492
But I'm just ahead of you.
861
01:14:10,701 --> 01:14:13,495
I'm at mile marker 86.
Come on by, Bandit.
862
01:14:13,662 --> 01:14:15,664
All right, you talked me into it.
863
01:14:15,831 --> 01:14:20,210
Now I got that sombitch,
and I got him with his fly open.
864
01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:26,758
- What do we do when we get home?
- Go to bed. For a week.
865
01:14:26,925 --> 01:14:29,136
Good idea.
866
01:14:29,303 --> 01:14:33,557
- And sleep.
- Wanna bet?
867
01:14:34,766 --> 01:14:37,936
Orville, you seen that new waitress
at the diner, Arlene?
868
01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:41,899
- She's got some nice legs.
- I'd like to take a run on her.
869
01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,610
- Oh, man, what are you talkin' about?
- I'm tellin' ya.
870
01:14:44,776 --> 01:14:49,198
Let me tell you somethin' about that.
She makes herself...
871
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:54,119
- Feel lucky?
- Let's get him.
872
01:14:57,664 --> 01:15:00,876
This is car four.
We're in pursuit of the black TransAm.
873
01:15:01,043 --> 01:15:03,670
It's the Bandit.
874
01:15:11,804 --> 01:15:15,641
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
875
01:15:15,808 --> 01:15:19,102
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
876
01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:23,232
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
877
01:15:23,398 --> 01:15:27,027
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
878
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:28,946
Oh, shit.
879
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:36,787
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
880
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:40,541
I see a portable gas station
ahead of me. Do you copy?
881
01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:45,838
Is this Bandit? This is Mr B., gearjammin'
this rollin' refinery. You got a smokey?
882
01:15:46,004 --> 01:15:50,467
This is the Bandit, son. Can we
slide right into your convoy there?
883
01:15:50,634 --> 01:15:56,056
Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into
the rockin' chair, play a little hide-and-seek.
884
01:15:56,223 --> 01:15:59,810
The welcome mat is out,
and you're comin' home.
885
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,979
10-4.
886
01:16:03,188 --> 01:16:05,607
- We're going in the rocking chair, honey.
- Good.
887
01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:15,033
Trucks, I love 'em. I love 'em.
888
01:16:18,954 --> 01:16:22,708
This is not a convoy.
This is a dream.
889
01:16:31,675 --> 01:16:34,803
- They can see right down into this car!
- Well, so what?
890
01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:38,682
That's why I used to love to drive
those trucks, darlin'. Spot those beavers.
891
01:16:43,228 --> 01:16:46,940
- Safe as in your mother's womb, darlin'.
- Is that right?
892
01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:48,984
# Son, never mind them brakes
893
01:16:49,151 --> 01:16:52,905
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
894
01:16:53,071 --> 01:16:56,742
# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
895
01:16:56,909 --> 01:17:01,079
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
896
01:17:01,246 --> 01:17:05,000
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
897
01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:08,378
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
898
01:17:08,545 --> 01:17:12,799
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
899
01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:17,054
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
900
01:17:32,736 --> 01:17:36,990
# Old Smokey's got them ears on
he's hot on your trail
901
01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:40,285
# He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
902
01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:42,287
# So you gotta dodge him
you gotta duck him
903
01:17:42,454 --> 01:17:44,581
# You gotta keep
that diesel truckin'
904
01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:49,711
# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell #
905
01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:54,842
Thank you, Mr B.
I don't know how to thank ya.
906
01:17:55,008 --> 01:17:57,636
You can thank me
by not gettin' caught.
907
01:17:57,803 --> 01:18:00,806
Have a good day and a better one
tomorrow, good buddy.
908
01:18:00,973 --> 01:18:03,809
Hey, Bandit,
this is Little Beaver.
909
01:18:03,976 --> 01:18:07,771
Put your foot on the floor.
We got your back door, and I'm clear.
910
01:18:07,938 --> 01:18:12,234
That's a 10-4.
Snowman, you got your ears on, son?
911
01:18:13,443 --> 01:18:15,571
You've got him, you lucky devil.
912
01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:17,656
You're about to come up on a convoy.
913
01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:20,492
Keep your rubber band
stretched real tight.
914
01:18:20,659 --> 01:18:25,289
10-4, 10-4.
I'm bringin' it, son. I'm clear.
915
01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:30,460
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
916
01:18:30,627 --> 01:18:34,256
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
917
01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:38,510
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
918
01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:42,347
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
919
01:18:42,514 --> 01:18:46,185
# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
920
01:18:46,351 --> 01:18:49,980
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
921
01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:54,193
# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
922
01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:58,489
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
923
01:18:58,655 --> 01:19:02,493
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
924
01:19:02,659 --> 01:19:05,746
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
925
01:19:05,913 --> 01:19:10,167
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
926
01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:13,170
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
927
01:19:13,337 --> 01:19:18,425
I don't care if you're the Governor of Texas.
You're makin' a big mistake.
928
01:19:22,596 --> 01:19:25,682
Read him his rights, Junior.
929
01:19:25,849 --> 01:19:27,643
You have the right to remain silent.
930
01:19:27,810 --> 01:19:31,855
Anything you say may be held
against you in a court of law. And...
931
01:19:32,022 --> 01:19:34,441
What's all this about?
932
01:19:34,691 --> 01:19:38,862
Oh, hello, Officer!
Glad you're here to assist me.
933
01:19:39,029 --> 01:19:41,698
My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
934
01:19:41,865 --> 01:19:44,952
I have just apprehended the Bandit.
935
01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:48,539
No, sir. You just apprehended my captain.
936
01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:55,003
- Take the cuffs off, Junior.
- But, Daddy, we just...
937
01:19:55,170 --> 01:19:58,841
Take the cuffs off, you moose twit.
938
01:20:04,138 --> 01:20:10,102
May I express my feelings
about inconveniencing you...
939
01:20:10,269 --> 01:20:13,522
But if you gonna hang out
in these kinda joints...
940
01:20:13,689 --> 01:20:16,692
wear a badge on your didie.
941
01:20:28,871 --> 01:20:31,123
(SIREN WAILS)
942
01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:33,000
(WHISTLES TUNE)
943
01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:39,548
Oh, no.
944
01:20:39,715 --> 01:20:42,009
Hey, Bandit. Listen to this.
945
01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:43,427
(SIREN)
946
01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:46,513
You know who that is?
That's Mr Evel Knievel.
947
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,141
He snuck in my back door
when I wasn't lookin'.
948
01:20:49,308 --> 01:20:52,311
Give me a hand, or we gonna be
in a heap of trouble.
949
01:20:52,478 --> 01:20:56,773
- Please roger that transmission.
- Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry.
950
01:21:08,952 --> 01:21:10,913
- Howdy, Officer.
- How ya doin'?
951
01:21:11,079 --> 01:21:17,044
Give me your licence and manifest, boy.
You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour?
952
01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:19,505
- I was doin' 96...
- You're damn right, you was.
953
01:21:19,671 --> 01:21:21,798
I didn't know this truck could do 96.
954
01:21:21,965 --> 01:21:25,761
The judge gets to you, he's gonna
turn you every way but loose.
955
01:21:25,928 --> 01:21:29,556
It's time you truckers learn
these roads don't belong to you.
956
01:21:33,477 --> 01:21:34,853
(WHISTLES)
957
01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:40,984
You be careful, you hear?
958
01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,157
(SIREN)
959
01:21:51,537 --> 01:21:53,539
(SIREN)
960
01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:05,342
- Whoa. Want a little piece of advice, Bandit?
- Yeah. Lay it on me, son.
961
01:22:05,509 --> 01:22:10,764
Don't take your foot off of that hammer.
Them bears'll pour over you like maple syrup.
962
01:22:46,842 --> 01:22:48,635
- You all right?
- Yeah.
963
01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:53,265
- Don't you know this ain't Saturday?
- Thanks a lot.
964
01:23:27,591 --> 01:23:30,803
We don't need assistance.
I've got him in my sights.
965
01:23:37,392 --> 01:23:40,813
Headquarters, disregard
my last transmission.
966
01:24:04,711 --> 01:24:08,173
(SIREN SLOWS... AND STOPS)
967
01:24:10,134 --> 01:24:14,471
Son... you reckon you can
let me off at the next exit?
968
01:24:15,389 --> 01:24:17,641
- Go get your daddy a beer.
- OK.
969
01:24:17,808 --> 01:24:20,227
... I understand every cop
in the state's after him.
970
01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:24,273
- Stay 10-10. I'll let you know.
- That's a big 10-4.
971
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:27,192
Damn, he's been stirring up some trouble.
972
01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:30,195
(SIREN)
973
01:24:36,118 --> 01:24:38,829
Ooh, it's the Bandit!
974
01:24:54,803 --> 01:24:59,766
(WOMAN) I'm Hot To Trot. Just tell me how
I can help and I'm with ya, body and soul.
975
01:24:59,933 --> 01:25:03,228
- Channel clear.
- Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine.
976
01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:05,647
Is that Hot Pants Hilliard
yakkin' out there?
977
01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:08,817
- And who wants to know?
- This is the Bandit, darling.
978
01:25:08,984 --> 01:25:12,654
Well, where are you,
you bodied-up, smooth-talkin' thing?
979
01:25:12,821 --> 01:25:15,032
And how can I help?
Bring it back.
980
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:18,118
You still workin' at that
choke-and-puke on West 85?
981
01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:21,830
Affirmative, affirmative.
I'm still dishin' it out.
982
01:25:22,372 --> 01:25:27,044
We'll come screamin' by in five minutes
with a herd of smokeys on our ass.
983
01:25:27,669 --> 01:25:30,297
How 'bout gettin' those pallies
of yours out there, block 'em off?
984
01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:33,467
Love to! But hey,
you're gonna owe me one.
985
01:25:33,634 --> 01:25:37,346
- I owe you a big one.
- That's a big 10-4.
986
01:25:37,513 --> 01:25:39,181
10-4.
987
01:25:41,016 --> 01:25:45,229
All right, gang, we're gonna go
for a big smokey red 22. Wahoo!
988
01:25:45,395 --> 01:25:47,189
- Ride with me?
- Yeah.
989
01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:58,158
- You sure we ain't gonna get in trouble?
- Nah. I've done it before.
990
01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:10,629
(SIRENS WAILING)
991
01:26:12,881 --> 01:26:16,844
- We're comin' at you, darlin'. Are you ready?
- Ready, willin' and able.
992
01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:21,098
"Ready and willing." Ha.
She always was.
993
01:26:24,351 --> 01:26:27,938
(HOT PANTS) OK, gang, be alert,
'cause here he comes.
994
01:26:28,105 --> 01:26:32,693
- Well, go ahead and answer.
- 10-4, Hot Pants. We copy.
995
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,820
Let go of the button.
996
01:26:34,987 --> 01:26:38,323
(TYRES SCREECHING,
SIRENS WAILING)
997
01:26:49,501 --> 01:26:52,504
(HORNS BLARING)
998
01:27:17,321 --> 01:27:21,533
Paydirt. I just picked up
the Bandit eastbound on 95.
999
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:23,285
All units converge.
1000
01:27:23,452 --> 01:27:26,914
I copy, Chopper One.
I'm on my way.
1001
01:27:39,968 --> 01:27:41,178
Heading for the fairgrounds!
1002
01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:59,446
(SIRENS CONTINUE)
1003
01:28:05,244 --> 01:28:09,248
This is car 12, Bobby Lee,
and I have him westbound on 75.
1004
01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:15,504
(RATTLING)
1005
01:28:21,343 --> 01:28:26,473
- Cledus, where the hell are we?
- Four miles to go, good buddy.
1006
01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:31,895
- Four miles. Goddamn it!
- Four miles...
1007
01:28:38,026 --> 01:28:41,572
Bo, did you count on this?
1008
01:28:41,738 --> 01:28:44,449
I mean, all of this?
1009
01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:52,374
No, I didn't, honey.
1010
01:28:56,545 --> 01:28:59,965
- Cledus?
- Talk to me, my boy.
1011
01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:03,677
Goddamn it, son,
we gave it our best shot.
1012
01:29:03,844 --> 01:29:07,890
I don't like this any more
than you do, but...
1013
01:29:08,056 --> 01:29:11,185
We ain't gonna make it, son.
We're gonna hang it up.
1014
01:29:11,351 --> 01:29:13,937
Whoa, negatory, negatory!
You crazy or somethin'?
1015
01:29:14,104 --> 01:29:18,650
We come this far, ain't we? When we say
we gonna do a job, we do a job!
1016
01:29:18,817 --> 01:29:21,820
It's me they're after. They don't
even know Cledus Snow exists.
1017
01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:26,950
Oh, they don't?
Well, I'll tell you what we gonna do.
1018
01:29:27,784 --> 01:29:31,121
We gonna introduce 'em to the boy.
So move over, good buddy,
1019
01:29:31,288 --> 01:29:36,210
'cause the Snowman is comin' through.
Hold on to your ass, Fred.
1020
01:29:42,049 --> 01:29:44,885
(TRUCK HORN BLARES)
1021
01:29:45,761 --> 01:29:47,721
Hot damn, we're gonna make it.
1022
01:29:56,188 --> 01:29:58,106
(TRUCK HORN)
1023
01:30:03,987 --> 01:30:06,198
(SIRENS STOP)
1024
01:30:06,365 --> 01:30:09,201
Move them vehicles.
We gotta get through!
1025
01:30:09,368 --> 01:30:11,787
Here they come!
1026
01:30:17,501 --> 01:30:20,003
(HORN BLARES)
1027
01:30:24,007 --> 01:30:25,801
(BARKING)
1028
01:30:27,928 --> 01:30:31,223
(HORNS BLARING)
1029
01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:46,864
(HORN BLARES, CROWD CHEERS)
1030
01:30:49,116 --> 01:30:52,828
Daddy, you're about to have
your evenin' ruined for you.
1031
01:30:55,706 --> 01:30:59,751
(HORN BLARING)
1032
01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:09,678
- OK.
- All right.
1033
01:31:09,845 --> 01:31:12,681
- We're in trouble.
- I know we're in trouble.
1034
01:31:12,848 --> 01:31:14,850
- What time is it?
- (ENOS) One minute after.
1035
01:31:15,017 --> 01:31:17,936
- Goddamn, we're 10 minutes early.
- We're in trouble!
1036
01:31:18,103 --> 01:31:20,731
We need a way out of here.
We need the money.
1037
01:31:20,898 --> 01:31:24,276
Here's my Cadillac. That'll leave me
with an even dozen. Good luck, son.
1038
01:31:24,443 --> 01:31:26,320
- Cledus, get the money.
- How 'bout the money?
1039
01:31:26,487 --> 01:31:28,864
- How 'bout double or nothin'?
- How 'bout forgettin' it?
1040
01:31:29,031 --> 01:31:30,574
What about double or nothin'?
1041
01:31:30,741 --> 01:31:34,119
You run up to Boston,
bring back some clam chowder.
1042
01:31:35,454 --> 01:31:37,206
- You're on.
- Uh, you're on.
1043
01:31:37,372 --> 01:31:41,168
- In 18 hours?
- You're still on.
1044
01:31:41,335 --> 01:31:45,088
Y-y-you're crazy!
And I'm divorced!
1045
01:31:45,255 --> 01:31:48,759
And you... Ain't half bad, is it?
1046
01:31:48,926 --> 01:31:51,887
(SIRENS APPROACH)
1047
01:32:06,568 --> 01:32:10,697
20 to one
I break the son of a bitch this time.
1048
01:32:11,281 --> 01:32:14,201
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1049
01:32:16,036 --> 01:32:18,121
Gimme 500 on the Bandit.
1050
01:32:25,045 --> 01:32:28,382
Apprehend that horse ass
for reckless drivin'!
1051
01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:33,470
- But, Daddy, he's...
- Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts!
1052
01:32:39,268 --> 01:32:43,730
(BANDIT)
Sheriff Buford T. Justice, please.
1053
01:32:43,897 --> 01:32:46,775
- Who there?
- This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
1054
01:32:47,526 --> 01:32:49,736
Where are you, you sombitch?
1055
01:32:49,945 --> 01:32:53,949
Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff,
there's just one thing I wanna say.
1056
01:32:54,116 --> 01:32:58,370
You must be part coon dog,
'cause I been chased by the best of 'em,
1057
01:32:58,537 --> 01:33:02,291
and son, you make 'em look
like they're all runnin' in slow motion.
1058
01:33:02,457 --> 01:33:06,879
- I just wanna say that.
- Well, thank you, Mr Bandit.
1059
01:33:07,045 --> 01:33:13,594
And as the pursuer, may I say you're
the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued.
1060
01:33:15,012 --> 01:33:17,681
Now that the mutual bullshit is over,
1061
01:33:17,848 --> 01:33:20,058
where are you, you sombitch?
1062
01:33:20,225 --> 01:33:25,105
I'm right down at the bottom of the hill.
I'm six-foot-eight, in a cowboy outfit.
1063
01:33:25,272 --> 01:33:28,859
I got a little pygmy standing beside me
dressed like me. You can't miss me.
1064
01:33:29,026 --> 01:33:31,111
10-4.
1065
01:33:33,864 --> 01:33:36,408
Wait a minute.
Scratch that. Hold it.
1066
01:33:36,575 --> 01:33:41,163
I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good
a man. Look over your left shoulder.
1067
01:33:45,501 --> 01:33:47,127
Oof.
1068
01:33:47,294 --> 01:33:51,965
We're on our way to Boston
to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye.
1069
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:56,553
- No hard feelings, Junior!
- I'm not givin' up!
1070
01:34:01,558 --> 01:34:03,977
I'm never gonna give up!
I'll get you, you sombitch!
1071
01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:08,649
Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me!
Who's gonna hold your hat?
1072
01:34:08,816 --> 01:34:12,277
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1073
01:34:12,444 --> 01:34:15,697
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1074
01:34:15,864 --> 01:34:20,077
# We've got a long way to go
And a short time to get there
1075
01:34:20,244 --> 01:34:24,039
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1076
01:34:24,206 --> 01:34:28,168
# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
1077
01:34:28,335 --> 01:34:31,755
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
1078
01:34:31,922 --> 01:34:35,926
# Those boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
1079
01:34:36,093 --> 01:34:40,013
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1080
01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:44,143
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1081
01:34:44,309 --> 01:34:47,646
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1082
01:34:47,813 --> 01:34:51,859
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1083
01:34:52,025 --> 01:34:56,238
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1084
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:15,924
# Old Smokey's got them ears on
he's hot on your trail
1085
01:35:16,091 --> 01:35:19,261
# He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
1086
01:35:19,428 --> 01:35:21,638
# So you got to dodge him
you got to duck him
1087
01:35:21,805 --> 01:35:23,682
# You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
1088
01:35:23,849 --> 01:35:27,895
# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
1089
01:35:28,061 --> 01:35:32,065
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1090
01:35:32,232 --> 01:35:35,277
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1091
01:35:35,444 --> 01:35:39,823
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1092
01:35:39,990 --> 01:35:43,952
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #