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Tonight, at the church of Taperoá...

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"The Passion of Christ"!
- An adventure film!

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One unarmed man...

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faces the entire Roman empire!
- Don't miss it!

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The story of a creature
who is both man and God!

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A film of mystery, full of
miracles and amazing events!

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"The Passion of Christ",
the world's boldest film!

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I'll go blind if it isn't!

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"THE DOG'S WILL"

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- Anybody home?
- Hey, who's there?

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It's me. It's only me.
I heard you needed a helper.

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Why do you ask?
Do you want to help?

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Okay. I never say "no"
to help and money.

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- How much do you pay?
- I'm doing you a favor.

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- I told you, you look like a fool!
- Are you unemployed?

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- Unemployed and starved.
- And dying to help!

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- Then the job is yours.
- Fine. The job is yours.

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- How much is the pay?
- Not much.

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On the other hand, the work is plenty.

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- So you need two helpers.
- For the price of one.

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- And how much is that?
- How much?

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- Five crowns.
- Five crowns.

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- Is that good for you, Chicó?
- It is for me.

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So let's do the math. Chicó
works for two, gets paid for one.

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- I'll do all the work?
- Of course not...

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but you can do half, can't you?

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- I guess so.
- It's settled.

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He works for 2, gets paid for 1,
does half the chores.

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I work for 2 more, get paid for 1,
and do the other half.

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- I said 2 for the price of 1!
- This is 4 for the price of 2...

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which comes out the same, master!

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- Is that right?
- Sure it is. Can't you add?

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It's a deal.

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There are more than 6O types of cuckolds.

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Wow! That's more
than there are birds!

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The "hasty" type is
cuckolded before marriage...

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and the "careful" type
likes his wife well-dressed!

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Come on, dearie, eat it, please!

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Forgive my asking,
but do you talk to dogs?

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I do. Why?
Do you want to talk to me?

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- And does it listen?
- She listens...

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but she doesn't do what I say.

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I've been begging her to eat
all day, but she just won't.

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- If it won't, I will!
- She's lost her appetite.

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She barely ate today.

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We haven't even gotten to the "barely"!

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She had manioc and milk in the morning...

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Manioc and milk...
a tiny bit of cassava...

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A tiny bit of cassava...

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and an itsy-bitsy serving
of chicken stew.

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Ah!
Chicken stew...

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At around 10 a.M...

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she had a bowl of porridge.
- A bowl of porridge!

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A tiny bowl, because I begged her.

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If you beg me a little, I swear I'll eat!

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Even if you don't,
we'll eat just the same.

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What nerve you've got!

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You have your own food!

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We feed you like kings,
and you ingrates complain!

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Buttered steak, Chicó!

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Should I eat now or look some more?

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Jack, the bitch's throwing a fit!

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Damn!
It must have been the food!

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God almighty!
Our food's been poisoned?

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For a bitch used to fillet,
our hodgepodge is poison!

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You'd better hurry to tell
the mistress the news.

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Dona Dora!

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A terrible thing has happened
to one of your loved ones.

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To hell with Eurico!

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I mean that little bitch of yours.

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Holy Virgin!
What happened to her?

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Help! My little bitch is sick!
Help me, Saint... Saint...

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Who's the patron saint of dogs?

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Saint Francis, I think.
He used to speak to animals.

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Help me Saint Francis of...

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Is he from Padua or Assisi?

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That, I don't know.
You'd better ask the priest.

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That's it! Go get the priest
to bless my bitch!

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- Bless the bitch?
- Yes!

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The Bishop is coming. I doubt
the priest will bless the bitch.

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Why not?
I once had a blessed horse.

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Come on, Chicó!
I'm up to here with your stories.

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They're always strange.
And you explain by saying:

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"I don't know, but so it was."

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But I did have the horse!
Should I say I didn't?

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Because of your stories,
people say you can't be trusted.

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I can't be trusted?
Tom Marty can confirm it!

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Tom Marty's been dead for 3 years!

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- But he was alive when I had it.
- When you "had" it?

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You mean you gave birth to the horse?

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No, but nothing surprises me anymore.

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Last month, a woman
foaled a colt in Ceará.

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It's the drought, people starving.

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They can't have babies,
so they have horses.

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Horse's food is cheaper
and you can sell them.

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- What was the blessed horse like?
- A finer horse, I'd never seen.

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Once we chased a heifer from
dawn to dusk without a rest.

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We started in Paraíba and before
I realized it, we were in Sergipe.

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What about the
São Francisco River, Chicó?

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You and your questions!

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Of course!
How did you cross it?

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Didn't I say the horse was blessed?
That's why nothing surprises me.

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Blessed horses, blessed dogs,
I've seen it all.

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But your fibs won't convince Father John.

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- A bitch?
- Yes.

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- For me to bless?
- Yes.

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That's crazy, plain nonsense!

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I told him you wouldn't.
He insisted, so here we are.

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There's no way I'll do it!

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I don't see anything
wrong with blessing it.

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Didn't you bless Major Moraes's new mill?

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A mill is something everyone blesses.

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But I've never heard of blessing a bitch!

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I like dogs better than mills.

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But that will make
a laughing stock out of me.

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It's fine to bless a mill,
everyone does it. But not a dog!

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The priest is right, Chicó.
People will mock him.

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One thing is Major Antonio Moraes' mill.

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Another is Major Antonio Moraes' bitch.

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What?

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I said the Major's mill was one
thing, and his bitch, another.

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So the bitch's owner, of whom
you speak, is Antonio Moraes?

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Yes. I didn't want to come,
because you'd be mad.

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But he's rich and powerful.
I work for him...

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so I had to do it, or I'd lose my job.
But I told Chicó you'd be angry.

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No, Jack!

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What right has a Minister of God
to be angry?

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So, you'll bless it, right?

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- What do you think?
- It's no big deal.

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I agree. There's no harm
in blessing God's creatures!

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So all's well with God!

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The bitch will be blessed,
and everyone will be happy!

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Tell the Major to come.
I'll be waiting!

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Eurico, you sissy...

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still cheating your customers?
- Major Antonio Moraes!

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I haven't seen you in town in so long!

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This town stinks like cat shit!
I only came because I had to.

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- And what brings you here?
- Remember my daughter?

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Sure! Long hair, dark eyes,
wide shoulders, big breasts...

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Stop right there or
you'll be in deep trouble!

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With all due respect!
She was only a child!

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Well, Rosinha's been a little ill.

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She's coming from Recife
to rest at the farm.

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Like all women,
she loves going to church!

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She asked me to get the priest
to give her his blessing.

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- What do we do now, Chicó?
- I have nothing to do with it.

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Holy Virgin! We have to stop him
before he sees the priest!

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You made the mess.
Now, you sort it out.

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But you went with me!

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- Now, help me out!
- No way!

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Come on, Chicó. You're used to these
matters. You had a blessed horse!

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Antonio Moraes may be a horse,
but he sure isn't blessed!

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Major Moraes!
How are you?

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- Just as you can see.
- Great! Looking for the priest?

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- You ask too much.
- Do you want me to get him?

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If I did, I'd have told you to.

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Just so you're not shocked:
The priest is going mad.

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- The priest? Mad?
- Yes, the priest!

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He won't respect anyone
and wants to bless everything.

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I brought him a message from
my boss, but I was ill-treated...

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in spite of who my boss is.
- Who's your boss?

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The baker! He said he was a dog,
but he'd bless him anyway.

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- That's insane!
- I know, but it's his thing.

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He blesses everything
and calls you a dog.

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That with your boss.
With me, it'll be different.

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- Forgive me, but I disagree.
- You disagree?

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Yes, because he said...

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"That dog puts on airs because
he's the Major's friend."

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What are you saying?
Are you sure?

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Positive! The poor priest
has gone loony.

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I'll clear this up.
Someone will pay for this!

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- Can you spare some change?
- Get yourself a job!

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I can't work, sir.
I only have one eye.

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Poke the other one out
and sing at the fair!

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It's a great honor to see
Major Antonio Moraes in church!

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It's been a while since you
last visited God's house!

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You mean I haven't been
to mass in a long time.

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Not at all! I'm aware of
your duties, your health.

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You know I don't work
and my health is perfect!

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What brings you here?
You needn't tell me...

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the little one is sick.
- How did you know?

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Word gets around pretty quickly.

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- Does it stink yet?
- Stink? What?

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- Your little one.
- No!

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- What do you mean by that?
- Nothing. Manner of speaking.

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Well, this manner of yours is very odd.

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Forgive this old, ignorant priest.

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- What ails her? The mange?
- The mange?

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Yes. I've seen one die
of it within a few hours.

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It started on her tail and
spread to her whole body.

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On her "tail"?

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I'm sorry.
I should've said "hindquarters".

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We owe respect to the ill,
even if they are inferior beings.

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"Inferior beings"?

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Father, beware!

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The church is the pillar of society,
but there's a limit to everything!

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- What did I say?
- "Inferior beings"!

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My full name is Antonio
Noronha de Brito Moraes!

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"Noronha de Brito" comes
from the Count of Arcs!

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My people came in the caravels!

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Surely! And the little one's
forebears did too, right?

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Of course!
If mine did, so did hers.

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What are you insinuating?
That her mother is...

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- A bitch!
- What did you say?

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- A bitch.
- Say it again!

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I see no harm in saying it.
Isn't her mother a bitch?

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Were you not a priest, and
crazy at that, I'd kill you!

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I'm going to talk to the Bishop!

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I won't bless it, and that's that!

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I'm not prepared.
I have to think it over.

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You mean blessing
the Major's bitch was fine...

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but you have to think it over
when it's my bitch?

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My husband is the president
of the Brotherhood of Souls!

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- I'll make him resign!
- She'll make me resign!

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You won't get one single loaf of bread!

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Not one!

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- And you get your bread for free!
- You get it for free!

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And he pays for the church repairs!

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I pay for the repairs!

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- What's all this about?
- What is it about?

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This is the voice of truth, Father.

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Now you'll see who
the baker's wife really is!

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- And what are you, then?
- The cow!

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The cow I lent you, so you'd have milk.

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- I want it back today!
- Today!

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- Even the cow?
- You're overdoing it!

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And didn't I tell you
to stay with the bitch?

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- Didn't she?
- She did.

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- How is she?
- It's still got four paws, a nose...

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- Don't tell me she's worse!
- I won't.

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- But is she? Tell us!
- Make up your minds!

232
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,227
Don't tell me you let her die!

233
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,477
- I didn't let her!
- Thank God!

234
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,701
But you know she never listens.

235
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:52,735
Chicó! You should've
stayed with the bitch!

236
00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:55,932
If I had, who'd have brought
the news of its death?

237
00:13:57,943 --> 00:14:01,845
My little bitch is dead!

238
00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:06,577
The bitch met its fate.

239
00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:09,577
It met the only irreparable doom...

240
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:13,152
that marks our strange
destiny on this Earth.

241
00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:15,326
The unexplainable fact...

242
00:14:15,327 --> 00:14:19,056
which puts all living things in one
flock of condemned creatures...

243
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:23,161
because all that lives shall die.

244
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:27,670
"All that lives shall die."
Nice.

245
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:31,275
Where did you hear that?
You sure didn't make it up.

246
00:14:31,276 --> 00:14:34,429
No, I didn't.
I heard it from a priest.

247
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,311
- When my pirarucu died.
- Your pirarucu?

248
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:41,148
Actually, I think I was his.
Didn't I tell you about him?

249
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:45,188
No. I've heard of men owning fish,
but not the other way around!

250
00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:46,724
It was when I was in Amazonas.

251
00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:51,395
I wrapped the harpoon rope
around my body and my arms.

252
00:14:51,396 --> 00:14:54,057
When it bit, it pulled me into the river.

253
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,698
- The fish caught you.
- Exactly! It caught me.

254
00:14:57,699 --> 00:15:01,535
In short, it dragged me
for 3 days and 3 nights.

255
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:04,709
3 days and 3 nights?
Weren't you hungry?

256
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:08,441
No, but I was dying for a smoke!

257
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:11,948
When it died, I waved my hands
and some people freed me.

258
00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:14,051
But weren't your hands tied?

259
00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:17,188
When things get tough,
you find a solution.

260
00:15:17,189 --> 00:15:21,522
- What did you do?
- I don't know, but so it was.

261
00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:24,323
My little bitchie!

262
00:15:33,606 --> 00:15:36,131
We must all resign ourselves.

263
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:41,427
If you had blessed the little critter
she'd still be alive!

264
00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:43,878
I don't have that power.

265
00:15:43,879 --> 00:15:47,552
Just one thing: You have
to give her a decent burial!

266
00:15:47,553 --> 00:15:49,619
A funeral for the bitch?

267
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,656
Yes, and it has to be in Latin.

268
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:55,989
- Or else, it won't do.
- In Latin, it won't do.

269
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,528
- In Latin, it will do!
- Yes, in Latin, it will do!

270
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:03,868
You're all crazy!
I'm not giving the bitch a funeral!

271
00:16:03,869 --> 00:16:07,071
The Brotherhood will lose its funding!

272
00:16:07,072 --> 00:16:11,607
- I won't do it!
- The Brotherhood has lost its funding!

273
00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:15,712
- I won't do it!
- My husband resigns the presidency!

274
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,384
- I won't do it!
- I resign the presidency!

275
00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:22,615
- I won't do it!
- The little cow...

276
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:27,021
will be taken from the church right away!

277
00:16:27,626 --> 00:16:32,011
- You heartless woman!
- Heartless?

278
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:36,295
Because I don't want to see
the buzzards eat my bitch?

279
00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:42,888
- Will you bury her or not?
- If it were up to God, I'd do it.

280
00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:45,841
The problem is the Bishop!

281
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:49,478
All you'll ever get is stale bread,
cash up-front!

282
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:52,447
- You cruel woman!
- And for double the price!

283
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,568
- Can you spare some change?
- No.

284
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,901
- Help a poor one-eyed beggar!
- Why should I?

285
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,889
- Did I poke your eye out?
- No, sir, you didn't.

286
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:05,495
I can poke the other eye out,
so I'd have to give you money.

287
00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:09,948
The bitch stays until
the priest agrees to bury her.

288
00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:13,250
But, dear, she's starting to smell.

289
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:17,775
Then you leave!
Maybe the stench won't be so bad!

290
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:22,045
Give me a free hand,
and I'll get the bitch buried.

291
00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:26,516
- You've got it.
- Can I loose the purse strings?

292
00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:29,743
- Yes!
- This is going to be easy!

293
00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:33,619
- What are you up to getting?
- I'm getting the bitch a funeral.

294
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,751
And in Latin!

295
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,599
- Father John?
- What is it?

296
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:48,799
- I'm here for the cow.
- What a heartless woman!

297
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:54,144
If I could, I'd bury the bitch,
the cat, whatever!

298
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:56,111
But the Bishop is in town!

299
00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:59,379
These folks are nuts.
They think pets are people.

300
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:04,005
The bitch even had a will
naming you as a beneficiary.

301
00:18:04,006 --> 00:18:07,389
Wait a minute!
A bitch with a will?

302
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,154
She was a smart bitch!

303
00:18:09,995 --> 00:18:12,625
When she was on her deathbed...

304
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,115
she'd look towards the church
every time the bells tolled.

305
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:20,366
Finally, my boss understood:
She wanted a Christian burial.

306
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,203
My boss had to promise to add
50 crowns to the bitch's will...

307
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:26,573
which would go to the priest,
for the funeral.

308
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:31,497
What a bright animal!
What noble feelings!

309
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:37,233
But, without a funeral, this part
of the will can't be executed.

310
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:39,924
Now, the bitch's going
to be eaten by buzzards.

311
00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:42,509
That's not going to happen!

312
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:46,112
- What about the will? Where is it?
- It's been legally registered.

313
00:18:46,113 --> 00:18:48,929
A bitch like that can't
be eaten by buzzards!

314
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,130
I agree!

315
00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:14,216
- Here it is, Father.
- There's no hurry.

316
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:23,107
The Bishop! I didn't expect
Your Grace just yet, so...

317
00:19:23,108 --> 00:19:27,357
Never mind. As the French
would say, "let it pass".

318
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:31,834
But there are certain things
I can't easily let pass.

319
00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:35,021
- I don't know what you mean.
- You will...

320
00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:39,440
when I tell you I spoke
to Antonio Moraes.

321
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:42,894
- Antonio Moraes went to you?
- Yes, indeed.

322
00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:46,645
He complained about
your behavior towards him.

323
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:49,049
I don't know what you mean.

324
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:51,985
I don't see why it's so hard to grasp.

325
00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:56,153
He said you were extremely rude to him.

326
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,811
- He did?
- Let's be serious, Father John!

327
00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:01,880
You know exactly what I'm talking about!

328
00:20:01,881 --> 00:20:04,559
Why did you call his wife a bitch?

329
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:07,132
- Who, me?
- Yes, you!

330
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:10,154
I swear I never called his wife a bitch!

331
00:20:10,155 --> 00:20:12,859
- You did, Father John.
- I didn't, Your Grace.

332
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,377
- Yes, you did, Father John.
- I didn't, Your Grace.

333
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:19,779
- You did, Father John!
- I did, Bishop.

334
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:22,567
Well, did you or did you not?

335
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:28,708
I didn't. But if you say I did,
you must know better.

336
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:33,475
So it isn't true that he asked
you to bless his daughter...

337
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:36,226
and you called his wife a bitch?

338
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,530
- His daughter?
- Yes, his daughter.

339
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:42,986
- He meant his daughter?
- Yes, that's what I'm saying.

340
00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:46,091
The Cricket told me it was for the bitch!

341
00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:51,478
Who? Is this a joke? What is this
story of crickets and bitches?

342
00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:54,780
Forgive me, Your Grace,
but now I understand!

343
00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:57,133
Now, I don't understand!

344
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:59,688
Why did you call me a rascal?

345
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:02,937
Because that's what you are!

346
00:21:02,938 --> 00:21:05,690
It doesn't say that
on my birth certificate!

347
00:21:05,691 --> 00:21:10,316
You rascal! Now explain
to the Bishop the story...

348
00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:12,985
about Major Moraes' bitch being sick...

349
00:21:12,986 --> 00:21:16,699
and why I ended up
calling his wife a bitch.

350
00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:21,040
Is that why I'm a rascal?
That's nothing!

351
00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:24,813
It's much worse to bury a bitch in
Latin, in a Christian funeral...

352
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:28,130
and even then I wouldn't
call you a rascal!

353
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:31,346
- What's wrong?
- Suddenly, I'm in pain!

354
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:37,356
Poor Father! But you should have
heard my mistress at the funeral.

355
00:21:37,357 --> 00:21:40,761
Help me, Jack the Cricket,
dear friend, I'm dying!

356
00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:45,801
Me? Who am I to help a priest?
I'm nothing but a rascal!

357
00:21:45,802 --> 00:21:49,067
- I take it back!
- Take it back...

358
00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:53,735
but the bitch was buried in Latin.
- A bitch? Buried in Latin?

359
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:58,479
He means it was barking.
"Bowwow", you know?

360
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,313
No, I don't. I've never
seen a dead dog bark.

361
00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:04,653
What's going on?

362
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:09,551
What's the matter?
The ruckus has just begun.

363
00:22:11,562 --> 00:22:15,362
Is that true?
A bitch buried in Latin?

364
00:22:15,363 --> 00:22:19,903
- Why? Is it forbidden?
- You'll be suspended, Father!

365
00:22:21,772 --> 00:22:26,607
As for you, Jack the Cricket
you'll regret your tricks.

366
00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:29,976
Pitting the church
against Antonio Moraes!

367
00:22:29,977 --> 00:22:32,913
It's a shame, a disgrace!

368
00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:36,198
Yes, indeed, it's a shame, a disgrace!

369
00:22:36,199 --> 00:22:39,653
A mongrel like that,
daring to leave a priest...

370
00:22:39,654 --> 00:22:42,726
and a bishop money in her will!
- What?

371
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,486
You mean you haven't heard of the will?

372
00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:51,983
- Will? What will?
- The bitch's will.

373
00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:54,969
The bitch's will?

374
00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:58,607
Yes, bishop.
The bitch left a will...

375
00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:01,457
a folly of her owner.

376
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,428
It left 50 crowns to the parish...

377
00:23:04,429 --> 00:23:07,574
1OO to the diocese.

378
00:23:08,152 --> 00:23:14,207
That's why I always say animals
are God's creatures, too!

379
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:17,888
What a bright animal!
What noble feelings!

380
00:23:17,889 --> 00:23:22,160
At the owner's request,
I allowed it accompanied...

381
00:23:22,161 --> 00:23:23,782
- The funeral?
- Yes, the funeral.

382
00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:28,803
- In Latin?
- I uttered only a few words, really.

383
00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:33,309
"Blah, blah, blah,
defunctorum, Amen!"

384
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:38,008
We must mull it over.
It's a matter worth discussing.

385
00:23:38,009 --> 00:23:39,776
Let's call the congregation.

386
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:44,751
- How are you? Do you feel better?
- Feel better?

387
00:23:44,752 --> 00:23:50,021
How could I? I lost my bitch and
spent 15O crowns on the funeral.

388
00:23:50,022 --> 00:23:53,859
It was cheap, for a priest
to bless a critter.

389
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:56,565
I once saw a critter bless a man for 2OO.

390
00:23:56,566 --> 00:24:00,693
- What critter was that?
- A parrot I had.

391
00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:06,539
He was born in a seminary and
he learned the Bible by heart!

392
00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:11,880
Then, I moved to a town without a priest.

393
00:24:11,881 --> 00:24:15,681
- The parrot dispensed sacraments.
- What happened to the parrot?

394
00:24:15,682 --> 00:24:19,278
He became a Protestant and left to
a Baptist church in Glória de Goitá.

395
00:24:19,657 --> 00:24:23,125
- I heard he died of old age.
- How could that be...

396
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:27,876
if you say you saw its birth?
Parrots live to be over 1OO.

397
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:31,798
- I don't know, but so it was.
- Chicó...

398
00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:36,472
I've been so terribly lonely
since my little bitch died!

399
00:24:36,473 --> 00:24:41,189
- You should get another pet.
- And what would you suggest?

400
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:43,143
A canary, to cheer you up.

401
00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:48,677
I want a bigger pet.
My loneliness is very big.

402
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,247
A rabbit, a guinea pig...

403
00:24:51,755 --> 00:24:53,620
Bigger!

404
00:24:53,621 --> 00:24:59,195
- A dog, a goat...
- Bigger, bigger!

405
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:03,459
- I think I get it!
- And are you going to stand there?

406
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:06,583
- What if Eurico walks in?
- Are you scared?

407
00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:08,262
Scared? Me?

408
00:25:08,572 --> 00:25:11,564
I'll grab him by the horns,
spin him around and shake him up!

409
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:14,188
- Will you, really?
- I will!

410
00:25:14,189 --> 00:25:18,364
Oh! I love a tough man!
Say it again!

411
00:25:18,365 --> 00:25:20,780
I'll shake him and shake him...

412
00:25:21,385 --> 00:25:26,754
So come on and shake me up
a little, tough guy!

413
00:25:26,755 --> 00:25:28,791
- Like this?
- Yes!

414
00:25:29,093 --> 00:25:32,790
- What do I do now?
- I'm supposed to ask you.

415
00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,378
What do you want me to do?

416
00:25:35,379 --> 00:25:37,465
- Me?
- Yes!

417
00:25:37,466 --> 00:25:41,536
- Say you're the man around here.
- I'm the man around here!

418
00:25:41,537 --> 00:25:45,438
- Say it again!
- I am the...

419
00:25:45,976 --> 00:25:50,277
- Dora?
- I forgot I had a date with Vince!

420
00:25:50,278 --> 00:25:53,180
It's cheat and be cheated on,
all in one go!

421
00:25:53,181 --> 00:25:54,615
Open up, Dora!

422
00:25:55,019 --> 00:25:58,487
Big Vince will kill us
if he catches you here!

423
00:25:58,488 --> 00:26:02,237
- Who's Big Vince?
- Don't you know Big Vince?

424
00:26:02,238 --> 00:26:05,310
He beat up Mr. Golias,
from the drugstore.

425
00:26:05,311 --> 00:26:08,829
- Help me, my St. David!
- And pelted Big Ernest.

426
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,561
Enough!
I don't want to hear it!

427
00:26:10,562 --> 00:26:13,899
- I'd rather not know him!
- What should I do?

428
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,904
I don't know! It's your house!
You're in charge.

429
00:26:16,905 --> 00:26:20,067
- Open the door!
- What do I do now?

430
00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:23,202
I'll think of something.

431
00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:28,250
Damn, I'm angry, today!

432
00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:31,117
I've got the Devil under my skin!

433
00:26:31,118 --> 00:26:34,020
Why didn't you open the door
when I told you to?

434
00:26:34,021 --> 00:26:37,116
What do you mean?
It's wide open!

435
00:26:37,895 --> 00:26:40,261
And what took you so long?

436
00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:45,934
Didn't you tell me to dress up for you?

437
00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:50,736
- Yes, I did.
- So I was dressing up.

438
00:26:50,737 --> 00:26:53,910
After all, who's the man around here?

439
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:55,623
Do I have to say it?

440
00:26:55,624 --> 00:26:59,878
You don't have to, but, if you want to...

441
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,832
I'm the man around here!

442
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,683
Oh, I love a tough man!

443
00:27:04,684 --> 00:27:07,705
- Say it again!
- I'm the man around here!

444
00:27:07,706 --> 00:27:09,425
Again!

445
00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:10,626
I'm the man...

446
00:27:10,995 --> 00:27:12,545
Dora!

447
00:27:12,546 --> 00:27:15,996
- It's my husband!
- Now, we're screwed!

448
00:27:15,997 --> 00:27:17,727
Dora!

449
00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:21,737
- What do I do?
- Beats me!

450
00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:24,773
It's your house.
You're in charge.

451
00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:26,375
What do I do now?

452
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,393
Pretend you came here after someone.

453
00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,946
I don't get it!

454
00:27:31,947 --> 00:27:33,661
You don't have to.

455
00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:37,016
Get your knife and run out shouting...

456
00:27:37,017 --> 00:27:40,122
"I'll get you, you bastard!"
Got it?

457
00:27:40,123 --> 00:27:41,757
I'll get you, you bastard.

458
00:27:41,758 --> 00:27:43,758
Dora, I'm losing my temper!

459
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,862
- I'll get you, you bastard.
- That's it!

460
00:27:46,863 --> 00:27:49,161
I'll get you, you bastard!

461
00:27:49,162 --> 00:27:52,846
- I'll get you, you bastard!
- What the hell's going on?

462
00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:55,538
You got here just in time!

463
00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:59,872
- In time for what?
- Vince wanted to kill Chicó!

464
00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:01,476
Who's Chicó?

465
00:28:01,477 --> 00:28:04,103
Come on out, Chicó, he's gone.

466
00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:07,412
- Good evening, boss.
- He's so pale!

467
00:28:07,413 --> 00:28:11,284
He'll be even paler unless
he tells me what's going on.

468
00:28:11,285 --> 00:28:12,787
Big Vince...

469
00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:16,691
swore he'd kill Chicó,
and decided to do it here.

470
00:28:16,692 --> 00:28:19,661
- Right here, in our home!
- In your home!

471
00:28:20,764 --> 00:28:24,097
- So, he swore he'd kill you?
- Yes!

472
00:28:24,098 --> 00:28:26,668
On his mother's soul,
may she rest in peace.

473
00:28:26,669 --> 00:28:31,172
- If it weren't for you...
- You're such a wimp, Chicó!

474
00:28:31,173 --> 00:28:32,808
Why didn't you fight him?

475
00:28:32,809 --> 00:28:35,003
I would've beat him up!

476
00:28:36,547 --> 00:28:38,606
Oh, I love a tough man!

477
00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:44,083
A job, a task, a duty...
I'll take anything.

478
00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,852
Your reputation isn't that great.

479
00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:50,189
Major, people expect
the poor to be perfect.

480
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:53,424
They say you're a rascal,
a good-for-nothing!

481
00:28:53,425 --> 00:28:56,031
Sir, so many qualities are
demanded that I doubt...

482
00:28:56,032 --> 00:28:58,624
any master could get a job!

483
00:28:59,203 --> 00:29:02,730
Let's make a bet.
I'll ask you 3 questions.

484
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,606
If you get them right...

485
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,241
you've got the job.
- Let's do it!

486
00:29:08,242 --> 00:29:09,811
I've got nothing to lose.

487
00:29:09,812 --> 00:29:14,247
Yes, you do. If you don't,
I'll strip the skin off your back.

488
00:29:14,248 --> 00:29:16,080
- Oh, damn!
- Well?

489
00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:20,454
It's a deal, but I have to
talk my shaking legs into it!

490
00:29:20,455 --> 00:29:22,422
Okay, here's the first...

491
00:29:23,227 --> 00:29:26,060
how far is it from one end
of the world to the other?

492
00:29:27,097 --> 00:29:30,166
A day's journey!
That's how long the sun takes!

493
00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:32,683
- What's over a king's head?
- The crown!

494
00:29:32,684 --> 00:29:36,271
- What am I thinking now?
- Of beating me!

495
00:29:36,272 --> 00:29:38,103
Very well, Jack the Cricket.

496
00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:40,208
So you really are smart.

497
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:43,508
You're even smarter,
since you're my master now.

498
00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:47,914
So go fetch my daughter in town.
She's coming in from Recife.

499
00:29:47,915 --> 00:29:49,585
The Major, Jack?

500
00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:52,986
- But the Major's mean!
- As if the baker's any better!

501
00:29:52,987 --> 00:29:56,923
I want revenge for what they
did to me when I was sick.

502
00:29:56,924 --> 00:30:00,877
I was in bed for 3 days,
without a single glass of water!

503
00:30:00,878 --> 00:30:03,532
While the bitch got steak!

504
00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:06,398
I hate people who like
pets better than humans!

505
00:30:12,209 --> 00:30:13,854
Do you want to die?

506
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:17,413
I'll die, but I'll take you all with me!

507
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:20,688
- Mr. Severino?
- Does anyone else look like me?

508
00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:25,486
- I didn't have to kill anyone!
- Stop being such a sissy!

509
00:30:25,487 --> 00:30:28,185
I don't like to kill people.
I'll do it, but I don't like it.

510
00:30:28,186 --> 00:30:32,319
- Where were you going without me?
- We were going to look for you.

511
00:30:33,397 --> 00:30:38,232
I checked the whole town,
and there's no police.

512
00:30:38,233 --> 00:30:41,066
And no one gave me a cent!

513
00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:44,735
That's why I steal. I don't like to,
but asking just doesn't work.

514
00:30:44,736 --> 00:30:47,877
But that's okay, because
now I hate them even more!

515
00:30:47,878 --> 00:30:51,744
There won't be a soul left
in town to tell the story!

516
00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:55,046
It'll be easier than slapping a drunk!

517
00:30:58,455 --> 00:31:00,354
Left, right, left, right.

518
00:31:00,355 --> 00:31:02,170
Left, right, left, right.

519
00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:03,825
Halt!

520
00:31:03,826 --> 00:31:07,311
The 2Oth platoon wishes to
salute the people of this town!

521
00:31:07,312 --> 00:31:11,231
Itaperoá can now wage war...

522
00:31:11,232 --> 00:31:13,869
against Brazil!

523
00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:16,337
Corporal Setenta, at your service.

524
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,338
I might take you up on that!

525
00:31:19,339 --> 00:31:21,842
They're all sissies.
I know the sort.

526
00:31:21,843 --> 00:31:26,212
They need those uniforms
to prove that they're men!

527
00:31:26,213 --> 00:31:29,047
Corporal, let me introduce you.

528
00:31:29,048 --> 00:31:32,053
This is Eurico, my husband.
Big Vince is my...

529
00:31:33,023 --> 00:31:35,082
Our friend.

530
00:31:36,059 --> 00:31:38,653
Pleased to meet you!

531
00:31:41,498 --> 00:31:43,881
My, how you've grown, Rosinha!

532
00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:46,561
You're so pretty, so well-built...

533
00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:49,633
That's kind of you,
Mr. Eurico!

534
00:31:49,634 --> 00:31:51,323
I've been a little ill...

535
00:31:51,324 --> 00:31:53,824
that's why I'm here.

536
00:31:53,825 --> 00:31:56,343
When will you be leaving?
I mean...

537
00:31:56,344 --> 00:32:00,347
how long will you be staying?
- If I could, I'd stay forever...

538
00:32:00,348 --> 00:32:02,383
but mother won't leave the city.

539
00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:05,285
I'd live there if I could.

540
00:32:05,286 --> 00:32:09,554
There are too many jerks around here.

541
00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:12,728
Excuse me. I have to go to church
before going to the farm.

542
00:32:12,729 --> 00:32:14,525
The Bishop's giving out his blessing!

543
00:32:14,526 --> 00:32:18,099
The Bishop?
It 'd be a sin to miss that mass!

544
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:22,619
Excuse me!
The military must salute the clergy!

545
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:26,937
- Isn't there a novena, today?
- You, however, are excused.

546
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:43,723
Hi, Chicó!

547
00:32:44,194 --> 00:32:45,694
There you are!

548
00:32:45,695 --> 00:32:47,762
Having a good time while I have to work!

549
00:32:47,763 --> 00:32:49,797
You do?

550
00:32:49,798 --> 00:32:51,562
Have you been drinking?

551
00:32:51,563 --> 00:32:53,032
What?

552
00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:55,331
Never mind.
Mass is about to start.

553
00:32:56,506 --> 00:32:57,854
- Who's he?
- Chicó.

554
00:32:57,855 --> 00:33:00,807
- Chicó who?
- Just say "Chicó". He'll come.

555
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:03,980
I just got a craving for a sweet.
Get me a cone!

556
00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:07,015
- What about the mass?
- I need it right away!

557
00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:09,016
- And the blessing?
- I need a sweet!

558
00:33:09,017 --> 00:33:11,153
I'll buy you one.

559
00:33:11,154 --> 00:33:13,485
- At your service!
- Get me a sweet!

560
00:33:13,486 --> 00:33:16,150
- A sweet?
- Yes. Right, march!

561
00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:20,291
Thank you, Chicó.

562
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,524
- How do you know my name?
- I guessed it.

563
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,168
- Your sweet.
- Chicó already got me one.

564
00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:28,635
- But you asked me!
- He guessed.

565
00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,638
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

566
00:33:30,639 --> 00:33:33,209
Everyone reads minds around here!

567
00:33:55,399 --> 00:33:58,900
<i>Someone is offering this song to Rosinha.</i>

568
00:33:58,901 --> 00:34:02,566
<i>He says that he won't say who he is...</i>

569
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,665
<i>because she'll have to guess</i>.

570
00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:19,584
Rosinha!

571
00:34:19,585 --> 00:34:23,855
You're all grown up now,
and I have to protect your honor.

572
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,757
You'll get married before leaving.

573
00:34:26,096 --> 00:34:30,396
- Me, Father?
- Yes, you! Don't play dumb!

574
00:34:30,867 --> 00:34:32,530
Here's your dowry.

575
00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:35,069
This piggy bank belonged
to your great-grandmother...

576
00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:37,802
Rosa Benigna Vaz de Medeiros.

577
00:34:37,803 --> 00:34:41,174
Every day, she'd deposit a coin in it.

578
00:34:41,175 --> 00:34:44,858
When she died, she left it to you
as a wedding gift.

579
00:34:44,859 --> 00:34:47,279
You were named after her.

580
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,514
I pray to God the good lady
lived a long life!

581
00:34:50,515 --> 00:34:52,918
She lived to be almost 1OO.

582
00:34:52,919 --> 00:34:55,523
This pig is full of money.

583
00:34:55,524 --> 00:34:59,858
You have to find a brave,
educated man to marry.

584
00:34:59,859 --> 00:35:02,261
How, father?
I don't like anyone!

585
00:35:02,262 --> 00:35:05,528
Nonsense!
You'll learn to love him.

586
00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:08,567
Oh, Virgin Mary!

587
00:35:08,568 --> 00:35:10,571
I'm being forced into marriage!

588
00:35:10,572 --> 00:35:14,772
Don't worry!
You'll find someone you like.

589
00:35:14,773 --> 00:35:17,542
With your beauty and this pig...

590
00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:19,715
you'll have plenty of men to choose from.

591
00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:22,913
I can't eat.
I'm completely in love.

592
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,649
- Why don't you tell her?
- I'm too poor.

593
00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:28,656
- Marry her and you'll be rich.
- But how?

594
00:35:28,657 --> 00:35:30,089
I can tell you how...

595
00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,323
but don't forget me after you're rich.

596
00:35:32,324 --> 00:35:34,828
I won't need money, if I don't eat.

597
00:35:34,829 --> 00:35:37,297
Marry her.
You'll start eating again.

598
00:35:37,298 --> 00:35:40,564
And you'll also get
a piggy bank full of money...

599
00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,366
from her great-grandmother.

600
00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:45,906
- You get half if you set it up.
- It's a done deal!

601
00:35:45,907 --> 00:35:48,043
I'm going to see the corporal right away.

602
00:35:48,044 --> 00:35:51,112
The corporal?
Are you trying to help or what?

603
00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:54,716
He's crazy for her!
If he finds out, he'll kill me...

604
00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:56,548
and so will Big Vince!

605
00:35:56,549 --> 00:35:59,384
With my plan,
you'll chase them both off...

606
00:35:59,385 --> 00:36:01,218
and still marry Rosinha!

607
00:36:11,596 --> 00:36:13,596
Good morning!
How are you?

608
00:36:13,597 --> 00:36:15,360
What's all this intimacy?

609
00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:19,334
What's the problem? Can't I even
say good morning, Corporal?

610
00:36:19,335 --> 00:36:21,803
I'm just being courteous and civil...

611
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,568
am I right?

612
00:36:23,569 --> 00:36:26,208
I hate people who say
"Am I right?"

613
00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:27,834
It drives me crazy!

614
00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,114
- It does?
- Yes.

615
00:36:30,548 --> 00:36:34,949
But old habits are hard to break.
Am I right?

616
00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:36,816
I'll throw you in jail!

617
00:36:36,817 --> 00:36:40,721
- I'm dying to lock someone up!
- No need for such bullying!

618
00:36:40,722 --> 00:36:43,191
I'd like to see you do this to Vince!

619
00:36:43,192 --> 00:36:47,729
Are you suggesting that I,
a Corporal, am afraid of a thug?

620
00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:51,064
No, no!
Only that it takes two to fight.

621
00:36:51,065 --> 00:36:53,203
- Am I right?
- Watch it, boy!

622
00:36:53,204 --> 00:36:56,671
- I'm sorry, Corporal!
- I'll let it pass this time...

623
00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:58,572
but only because of one thing.

624
00:36:58,573 --> 00:37:01,075
- I think I know what.
- No, you don't!

625
00:37:01,076 --> 00:37:06,581
Yes, I do! I know the hidden secrets
of your military heart.

626
00:37:06,582 --> 00:37:09,280
What kind of intimacy is this?

627
00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:11,404
I know you could arrest me.

628
00:37:11,405 --> 00:37:15,856
You're being nice because
I work for a certain lady...

629
00:37:15,857 --> 00:37:18,292
you are very fond of.

630
00:37:19,797 --> 00:37:23,198
- It's too much suffering, Jack!
- Suffering?

631
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,132
You, an authority?

632
00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:28,670
Authorities also suffer.
She doesn't like me.

633
00:37:28,671 --> 00:37:32,039
- Says who?
- That's what I think.

634
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,908
Thinking can be misleading.
Am I right?

635
00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:39,228
- I wish it were so.
- I've spoken to her about this.

636
00:37:39,229 --> 00:37:41,614
- You haven't!
- I swear to God.

637
00:37:41,615 --> 00:37:45,018
She even told me she had eyes
for a certain corporal.

638
00:37:45,019 --> 00:37:47,613
- Do you swear?
- By this very light.

639
00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:51,792
Jack, you know I like you a lot,
don't you?

640
00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,626
Look how he's changed!

641
00:37:53,627 --> 00:37:56,614
Yes, I know you're crazy about me.

642
00:37:56,615 --> 00:37:58,396
Am I right?

643
00:37:58,397 --> 00:38:00,215
Yes!

644
00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:03,536
Yes, I am.
And you could help me out.

645
00:38:03,537 --> 00:38:05,692
Anything you say.

646
00:38:05,693 --> 00:38:08,907
I'd like you to take
a brooch to Rosinha...

647
00:38:08,908 --> 00:38:11,481
and tell her it's from me.
- Hand it over.

648
00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:13,614
What a beautiful brooch!

649
00:38:13,615 --> 00:38:17,000
- Almost a full month's salary.
- I'll see that she gets it.

650
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:20,353
- See you!
- See you! Thanks!

651
00:38:20,354 --> 00:38:22,824
I owe you a favor!

652
00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:28,228
- Good Morning, Vince.
- I'll pretend I didn't see you.

653
00:38:28,229 --> 00:38:30,529
I woke up in a bad mood.

654
00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:34,766
I swore I'd stab the first person I saw.

655
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:39,409
- But you shouldn't be angry today.
- I'll be angry any day I want!

656
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:42,342
I want to be angry,
and it's none of your business!

657
00:38:42,343 --> 00:38:45,109
But on Rosinha's birthday?

658
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:49,015
- Is it her birthday?
- You'd better calm down.

659
00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:50,644
Why?

660
00:38:50,988 --> 00:38:53,388
- She doesn't like me anyway.
- How unfair!

661
00:38:53,389 --> 00:38:56,560
Today, she told me she was in love.

662
00:38:56,561 --> 00:38:58,661
She did?
And with whom?

663
00:38:58,662 --> 00:39:00,493
With the town bully, she said.

664
00:39:00,494 --> 00:39:04,898
- That can only be me!
- But you're in such a bad mood!

665
00:39:04,899 --> 00:39:06,434
It's gone, Jack.

666
00:39:06,435 --> 00:39:09,768
- Would you grant me a courtesy?
- A courtesy?

667
00:39:10,741 --> 00:39:13,309
Would you give her these earrings?

668
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:16,209
I bought them today.
What a coincidence!

669
00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:20,630
I bought her a present,
and it's her birthday!

670
00:39:20,631 --> 00:39:23,983
It's no coincidence.
It's fate!

671
00:39:23,984 --> 00:39:26,156
Fate's action gives me goose bumps!

672
00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:28,055
Tell her that.

673
00:39:28,056 --> 00:39:30,558
Tell her chance wants us together...

674
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:34,163
and has joined our lives
in the web of fate!

675
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:36,529
She'll like them a lot.

676
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:39,834
What a plan I'm concocting!

677
00:39:40,304 --> 00:39:44,019
- Who sent this beautiful jewelry?
- Someone who's crazy about you.

678
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:47,339
- But no one likes me.
- This guy likes you a lot.

679
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,175
- Who is he?
- I can't tell you.

680
00:39:49,176 --> 00:39:51,314
- Is he handsome?
- I'm too modest to say.

681
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:53,511
- It's you, Chicó!
- I won't deny.

682
00:39:53,512 --> 00:39:55,685
Since I met you, I've felt like dying...

683
00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:57,916
but have lived to think of you.

684
00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:01,991
I thank you, but I can't
accept your gifts.

685
00:40:01,992 --> 00:40:05,656
- I know I'm poor.
- I don't care about that, Chicó.

686
00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:08,129
But if you at least had a degree!

687
00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:10,632
I'm a Ph.D. In hidden sciences,
dramatic philosophy...

688
00:40:10,633 --> 00:40:13,702
dogmatic biology, charlatanic
perversion, electronic astrology.

689
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:17,070
- If only you were brave...
- I'm the bravest man around.

690
00:40:17,071 --> 00:40:18,837
You aren't!

691
00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:21,944
The bravest men here are
Vince and the Corporal.

692
00:40:21,945 --> 00:40:23,776
I'd gladly finish them off!

693
00:40:23,777 --> 00:40:28,350
- Would you face one of them?
- Both. I'll chase them away.

694
00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:31,583
- I'd like to see that!
- Will you take the jewelry?

695
00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:33,284
I will.

696
00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:36,849
And if you do what you said,
I may even wear it!

697
00:40:40,097 --> 00:40:43,464
My friend, you're finally here!

698
00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:46,299
I was hanging around, enjoying nature.

699
00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,736
Is everything all right?

700
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,935
- Is she waiting for me?
- Who?

701
00:40:50,936 --> 00:40:53,474
Rosinha, who else!

702
00:40:53,475 --> 00:40:55,611
You're the one who should know.

703
00:40:55,612 --> 00:40:58,079
Be straight with me!
What did she say?

704
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,878
About what?

705
00:40:59,879 --> 00:41:02,484
The gift! Tell me!
It's driving me crazy!

706
00:41:02,485 --> 00:41:05,886
Oh, right!
She kept it.

707
00:41:05,887 --> 00:41:09,424
- That's it?
- What did you expect?

708
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:13,562
- Did you want her to faint?
- She could at least have been glad!

709
00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:16,496
She was!
Who wouldn't be...

710
00:41:16,497 --> 00:41:19,332
with a brooch and a pair of earrings?

711
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,534
What pair of earrings?
I only sent a brooch!

712
00:41:22,535 --> 00:41:26,339
One brooch.
A smart lad sent two earrings...

713
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,057
one for each ear.
- Who was it?

714
00:41:29,058 --> 00:41:31,461
And which gift did she like best?

715
00:41:31,462 --> 00:41:33,666
Which touched her the most?

716
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:37,483
- Go on, tell me!
- She hasn't been touched yet...

717
00:41:37,484 --> 00:41:41,787
but I know she likes brave men.
She wants both to duel.

718
00:41:41,788 --> 00:41:44,944
- She'll take the winner.
- Who is the knave?

719
00:41:44,945 --> 00:41:47,175
I'll eat his liver...

720
00:41:47,176 --> 00:41:49,866
and rip his hearts out!
- He's only got one heart!

721
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,097
Well, get him another!
I'll rip them both out!

722
00:41:52,098 --> 00:41:55,069
Don't interrupt my anger with your fuss!

723
00:41:55,070 --> 00:41:57,605
- Who is he?
- I don't know.

724
00:41:57,606 --> 00:42:00,872
But I saw Chicó earlier today,
on the Major's property.

725
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:05,312
He said he'd be meeting you
after mass, at 7 p.m.

726
00:42:05,313 --> 00:42:08,046
- Chicó?
- After mass, at 7 p.m.

727
00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:09,916
And what does he want?

728
00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:12,921
It's about the earrings
you gave Ms. Rosinha.

729
00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:16,255
Do you think that moron's challenging me?

730
00:42:16,827 --> 00:42:20,024
He also spat when he said your name.

731
00:42:20,498 --> 00:42:22,464
That kid wants to die...

732
00:42:22,465 --> 00:42:24,830
and I want to kill him!
A perfect match!

733
00:42:24,831 --> 00:42:29,804
Ms. Rosinha loved the
brooch she got as a gift.

734
00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:32,537
He had the nerve to give her a brooch?

735
00:42:32,538 --> 00:42:35,635
Today I'm going to have some fun!

736
00:42:38,082 --> 00:42:42,281
It's settled. At 7, after mass,
we'll chase them away.

737
00:42:42,282 --> 00:42:44,184
Did you forget that I'm a sissy?

738
00:42:44,185 --> 00:42:47,257
- They're worse than you are!
- Are you trying to humiliate me?

739
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:50,692
No one's a bigger sissy than I am!

740
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:52,327
But Rosinha won't know that.

741
00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:55,830
She's going to think
you're the devil incarnate!

742
00:42:55,831 --> 00:42:58,501
I'm a sissy, but I'm not stupid!

743
00:42:58,502 --> 00:42:59,966
They're going to kill me!

744
00:42:59,967 --> 00:43:02,700
I'm saying it'll be okay,
and you'll finally...

745
00:43:02,701 --> 00:43:05,172
have Rosinha's heart!

746
00:43:05,173 --> 00:43:07,973
- How will it be okay?
- You'll see!

747
00:43:07,974 --> 00:43:11,113
- Dead men can't see!
- Just do as I say.

748
00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:14,812
Oh, Virgin Mary!
I'll either be dead or humiliated!

749
00:43:14,813 --> 00:43:17,615
Either way, I'll lose Rosinha!

750
00:43:18,088 --> 00:43:19,987
May the punches not hurt too much...

751
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:23,221
may Vince's knife
be soft in my empty gut...

752
00:43:23,222 --> 00:43:27,024
and may the Corporal's
bullets kill me quickly!

753
00:43:31,001 --> 00:43:34,565
But if Jack's plan works
and I get out of this alive...

754
00:43:34,566 --> 00:43:37,539
I promise never again...
Never again...

755
00:43:39,877 --> 00:43:42,057
to sleep with another woman in my life!

756
00:43:42,058 --> 00:43:44,113
None...

757
00:43:45,482 --> 00:43:47,195
but Rosinha.

758
00:43:47,196 --> 00:43:50,549
- Will you walk with me, Chicó?
- Is mass over?

759
00:43:50,550 --> 00:43:53,419
You were praying so hard,
you didn't notice.

760
00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,288
I was praying to Our Lady.

761
00:43:55,289 --> 00:43:59,293
- What were you praying for?
- For a miracle, actually!

762
00:43:59,294 --> 00:44:03,264
- I'll bet it was for love!
- I was praying not to die of it.

763
00:44:03,634 --> 00:44:05,932
Is your heart beating that fast?

764
00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:09,836
- It's popping out of my chest!
- The bullies are waiting for you.

765
00:44:09,837 --> 00:44:12,875
- What do they want?
- Didn't Chicó tell you?

766
00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:17,612
- He's going to fight them.
- Chicó, you don't have to do this!

767
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,012
If you say so!

768
00:44:19,013 --> 00:44:21,780
No, Ms. Rosinha!
No friend of mine will be humiliated!

769
00:44:21,781 --> 00:44:25,083
- This is no game!
- You'll see!

770
00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:28,286
He's quiet and rational
until he loses his temper.

771
00:44:28,287 --> 00:44:30,054
- Chicó!
- Yes?

772
00:44:30,055 --> 00:44:33,324
Be careful not to hurt them too bad.

773
00:44:33,325 --> 00:44:36,593
Don't worry.
One shout from Chicó will do!

774
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:47,241
- Looking for me?
- I've found you already.

775
00:44:47,242 --> 00:44:49,412
Make your last wish.

776
00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:51,811
I'm dying to stick my knife in your gut!

777
00:44:51,812 --> 00:44:54,348
- Am I interrupting?
- Feel free, Corporal.

778
00:44:54,349 --> 00:44:57,019
Excuse me, Corporal.
He's a rascal.

779
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:58,451
Don't waste your time on him.

780
00:44:58,452 --> 00:45:02,288
No Corporal for you, Vince.
Never mind my title today.

781
00:45:02,289 --> 00:45:04,460
- I'm here as a civilian.
- Therefore...

782
00:45:04,461 --> 00:45:09,598
you can't arrest me if
I finish off a rascal right here!

783
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:13,568
But he has a tryst with me.
I'm going to deal with him.

784
00:45:13,569 --> 00:45:15,605
What's going on, Jack?

785
00:45:15,939 --> 00:45:19,036
- Chicó has proposed a "truel".
- A "truel"?

786
00:45:19,037 --> 00:45:20,271
A three-way duel.

787
00:45:20,272 --> 00:45:22,911
Well, Chicó, with whom was your tryst?

788
00:45:22,912 --> 00:45:25,047
The tryst was with both...

789
00:45:25,048 --> 00:45:27,098
but only to give them
a message from Rosinha.

790
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,152
She said she loved the gifts you sent...

791
00:45:30,454 --> 00:45:34,185
and she'll wear the one
from the winner of a duel.

792
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:38,060
Maybe we ought to think it over.

793
00:45:38,061 --> 00:45:39,290
Are you afraid?

794
00:45:39,291 --> 00:45:42,431
I'm not afraid!
Authorities are never afraid!

795
00:45:42,432 --> 00:45:44,128
Are you ready, Vince?

796
00:45:44,129 --> 00:45:46,364
Right now?
No, man!

797
00:45:46,365 --> 00:45:48,667
- Ms. Rosinha will be scared.
- What do you mean?

798
00:45:48,668 --> 00:45:51,740
She's dying to see a man
riddled with bullets...

799
00:45:51,741 --> 00:45:54,410
with his guts pouring out!

800
00:45:54,411 --> 00:45:56,410
Oh, Lord!
What now?

801
00:45:56,411 --> 00:45:58,676
- Chicó starts counting.
- One...

802
00:45:58,677 --> 00:46:00,478
- They start walking.
- Two...

803
00:46:00,479 --> 00:46:02,516
At "go", they turn and shoot at Chicó.

804
00:46:02,517 --> 00:46:05,885
- But he's unarmed!
- Guns are for sissies!

805
00:46:05,886 --> 00:46:08,014
- Three!
- Jesus!

806
00:46:08,826 --> 00:46:10,376
Go!

807
00:46:10,377 --> 00:46:12,893
- My Father Cicero!
- My Virgin Mary!

808
00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:15,694
Go away, you rascals!

809
00:46:15,695 --> 00:46:17,096
Didn't I tell you?

810
00:46:17,097 --> 00:46:20,033
They'd better not play brave around me!

811
00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:22,628
There!
They're gone!

812
00:46:26,710 --> 00:46:30,144
You'd better get ready
to honor your promise.

813
00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:32,112
Your prayers have been heard.

814
00:46:32,113 --> 00:46:34,379
It'll be easy.

815
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:37,545
I promised to love only you from then on.

816
00:46:47,531 --> 00:46:52,130
Major, I'm sorry to bother you.
This is a friend of mine...

817
00:46:52,131 --> 00:46:53,533
from Serra Talhada.

818
00:46:53,534 --> 00:46:56,335
He's a candidate to court Rosinha.

819
00:46:56,336 --> 00:46:59,638
He must own land or have
a college degree.

820
00:46:59,639 --> 00:47:01,777
He has both land and a degree.

821
00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:05,077
Why haven't you asked him in?

822
00:47:05,078 --> 00:47:06,412
Nice to meet you, Mr...

823
00:47:06,413 --> 00:47:08,144
- Chicó.
- Chicó what?

824
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,882
Francisco Antônio Ronaldo
Ermenegildo de Aragão...

825
00:47:10,883 --> 00:47:12,454
Correia Vaz Pereira Góes.

826
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,954
Chicó is just a nickname.

827
00:47:13,955 --> 00:47:16,653
No wonder, with such a name!

828
00:47:16,654 --> 00:47:18,455
What is your property called?

829
00:47:19,696 --> 00:47:22,630
- What property?
- You see, he's got quite a few.

830
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,565
Dr. Chicó, what about that
farm in Serra Talhada?

831
00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:28,901
- Farm in Serra Talhada?
- Farm in Serra Talhada!

832
00:47:28,902 --> 00:47:30,336
What a nice...

833
00:47:30,337 --> 00:47:32,237
simple name!

834
00:47:32,676 --> 00:47:35,975
Besides being a landowner,
you've got a degree?

835
00:47:35,976 --> 00:47:38,580
He's a lawyer!
Graduated in the capital.

836
00:47:38,581 --> 00:47:40,845
So you know all about laws.

837
00:47:40,846 --> 00:47:43,249
Not everything, really, no.

838
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:46,984
- He's modest.
- And you want to marry my daughter?

839
00:47:46,985 --> 00:47:49,023
Actually...

840
00:47:49,024 --> 00:47:52,789
He's so used to German that he
forgets how to speak "Brazilian"!

841
00:47:53,831 --> 00:47:55,330
- Rosinha!
- Yes?

842
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:57,832
Come and meet a suitor.

843
00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,098
- A suitor?
- He came as a candidate...

844
00:48:00,099 --> 00:48:02,333
but I've promoted him.
- I like somebody else, father.

845
00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:03,601
Who let you?

846
00:48:03,602 --> 00:48:06,403
I didn't mean to,
but now, I can't help it.

847
00:48:06,810 --> 00:48:09,474
- Who is he?
- He's poor, but brave and honest.

848
00:48:09,475 --> 00:48:10,674
Mine wins!

849
00:48:10,675 --> 00:48:12,511
He's rich, schooled, and speaks German!

850
00:48:12,512 --> 00:48:14,847
- I can't tell my heart what to do!
- But I can.

851
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:17,081
You have one week to forget your boy!

852
00:48:17,082 --> 00:48:19,255
I'd rather die!

853
00:48:19,256 --> 00:48:21,519
But, if you insist...

854
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,574
There.
She's been tamed.

855
00:48:23,575 --> 00:48:26,211
- We'll get married next week.
- So soon?

856
00:48:26,212 --> 00:48:28,696
I have to obey you, Father!

857
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,829
And I have to obey her.

858
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:34,835
And the Major will obey
his grandmother's wish...

859
00:48:34,836 --> 00:48:38,499
and give Rosinha this
piggy bank as a wedding gift!

860
00:48:38,842 --> 00:48:41,191
- Good afternoon.
- We're screwed!

861
00:48:41,192 --> 00:48:44,380
Speaking of a wedding, here's the priest!

862
00:48:44,381 --> 00:48:45,575
Whose wedding?

863
00:48:45,576 --> 00:48:47,877
I'd like you to meet
my future son-in-law.

864
00:48:49,353 --> 00:48:51,387
- Chicó?
- Do you know him?

865
00:48:51,388 --> 00:48:54,585
Everybody does.
It'll be the wedding of the year.

866
00:48:54,586 --> 00:48:57,259
- The church will be renovated.
- It will?

867
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:59,760
- Don't you think it needs it?
- Certainly!

868
00:48:59,761 --> 00:49:03,297
The church is in such a shabby state!

869
00:49:03,298 --> 00:49:08,482
Major Moraes wouldn't want bits
of it falling on the guests.

870
00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:11,769
- Absolutely not.
- It needs roofing, painting.

871
00:49:11,770 --> 00:49:14,876
Slow down, Father.
Congratulate Mr. Chicó, first.

872
00:49:14,877 --> 00:49:17,175
Congratulations!
Repair the altar...

873
00:49:17,176 --> 00:49:20,316
polish the benches, get a new bell.

874
00:49:20,317 --> 00:49:23,435
I think two hundred crowns will do.

875
00:49:23,436 --> 00:49:25,680
Go ahead.
Mr. Chicó will pay for it.

876
00:49:26,690 --> 00:49:30,389
- Two hundred crowns?
- He's not used to little money.

877
00:49:30,390 --> 00:49:35,430
Two hundred! It's what you gave
your servant to run an errand!

878
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:36,745
Pocket change.

879
00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:40,303
I'll lend it to you, to give
the priest as an advance.

880
00:49:41,638 --> 00:49:44,555
To be on the safe side,
let's get it on paper.

881
00:49:44,556 --> 00:49:47,974
Go to town and get me a copy
of the deed to Dr. Chicó's land...

882
00:49:47,975 --> 00:49:50,877
the farm of Serra Talhada...

883
00:49:50,878 --> 00:49:53,212
so we can use it as
collateral for the loan.

884
00:49:53,213 --> 00:49:56,616
You sign this contract.
I get the land...

885
00:49:56,617 --> 00:49:59,418
if the debt is not paid.

886
00:49:59,419 --> 00:50:01,270
Go on!
What are you waiting for?

887
00:50:01,271 --> 00:50:03,723
Why the deed, Major?

888
00:50:03,724 --> 00:50:07,456
Dr. Chicó will prove a man's word
is worth more than his fortune.

889
00:50:07,898 --> 00:50:10,364
He won't use land as collateral.

890
00:50:10,365 --> 00:50:13,181
Write it down: You will
be paid within a week...

891
00:50:13,182 --> 00:50:16,737
or you can strip the skin off his back.

892
00:50:16,738 --> 00:50:19,934
Now, that's a brave man!

893
00:50:21,211 --> 00:50:23,111
- Sign here.
- I can't!

894
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,611
He doesn't have his glasses.
Just stamp your finger.

895
00:50:30,053 --> 00:50:32,183
You sign too, as a witness.

896
00:50:32,184 --> 00:50:36,248
- My, how important I am!
- My, how dead I'll be!

897
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,392
That's how I like it.

898
00:50:39,393 --> 00:50:42,464
- My skin! I like it so much!
- Stop your whining!

899
00:50:42,465 --> 00:50:45,100
- It's my skin, and it's all I have!
- Exactly!

900
00:50:45,101 --> 00:50:48,763
- What else could I have offered?
- Your tongue, so you'd shut up.

901
00:50:51,074 --> 00:50:53,940
Fifty for the parish,
ten for the diocese.

902
00:50:53,941 --> 00:50:55,240
No way.

903
00:50:55,241 --> 00:50:58,940
Fifty for the diocese,
ten for the parish.

904
00:50:59,683 --> 00:51:03,278
As the Lord's delegates,
we must preach fairness.

905
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,716
This isn't fair, Bishop.

906
00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:09,690
As the Lord's delegates,
we preach fairness...

907
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,259
and humility.

908
00:51:11,260 --> 00:51:14,295
Fairness, humility...

909
00:51:14,296 --> 00:51:18,299
detachment from worldly goods.
- Fairness, humility...

910
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:20,301
detachment from worldly goods...

911
00:51:20,302 --> 00:51:23,931
and obedience!
So do as I say!

912
00:51:24,274 --> 00:51:25,368
I don't know, Chicó.

913
00:51:25,369 --> 00:51:28,043
No matter how hard I squeeze,
I don't have a single idea!

914
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:31,275
- It's because you're hungry!
- That's not it.

915
00:51:31,276 --> 00:51:35,012
Hunger and trouble used
to make me think faster!

916
00:51:35,013 --> 00:51:38,715
Where's Jack the Cricket,
the sharpest mind of all...

917
00:51:38,716 --> 00:51:41,103
the smartest and boldest,
even in his sleep?

918
00:51:41,104 --> 00:51:44,990
He's gone, Chicó.
The well is dry.

919
00:51:44,991 --> 00:51:48,529
Not a single thought,
not a spark of an idea.

920
00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:52,899
I'm surrounded by walls
in a room without a door.

921
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:55,734
Skinny, poor, and, to top it off, stupid!

922
00:51:55,735 --> 00:51:57,636
The only way out is death!

923
00:52:00,377 --> 00:52:03,244
Farewell... Chicó!

924
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,609
Never again...

925
00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:09,281
will I eat manioc!
- No, this can't be!

926
00:52:09,282 --> 00:52:11,082
You can't die in
the middle of this story!

927
00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:13,053
Okay! I'm all better!

928
00:52:13,054 --> 00:52:17,024
What a guy to die and
come back from the dead!

929
00:52:17,025 --> 00:52:20,426
Don't you get it? I just
came up with my great idea!

930
00:52:20,427 --> 00:52:23,430
Didn't you turn stupid
and die because of it?

931
00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:27,035
If people died of stupidity,
you'd be long gone.

932
00:52:27,036 --> 00:52:31,640
I stabbed this balloon full of
blood that was under my shirt.

933
00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:34,776
I still haven't stopped shaking!

934
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,276
That's what you're going to do.

935
00:52:36,277 --> 00:52:39,212
You hide this bladder full
of blood under your shirt...

936
00:52:39,213 --> 00:52:42,429
pretend you're dead,
and then go off somewhere.

937
00:52:42,430 --> 00:52:46,318
Rosinha pretends she's mad
with grief and goes to meet you.

938
00:52:46,319 --> 00:52:48,085
Who would want to kill me?

939
00:52:48,086 --> 00:52:51,389
A bandit. You die a hero,
defending the town.

940
00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:53,759
I want no dealings with such people!

941
00:52:54,097 --> 00:52:57,166
I'll be the bandit, you idiot!

942
00:52:57,167 --> 00:53:00,133
I'll come in disguise!

943
00:53:00,134 --> 00:53:02,271
Aren't you too skinny for a bandit?

944
00:53:02,272 --> 00:53:04,397
In fear, no one will notice.

945
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:08,141
- God, if I find a way out...
- Don't promise anything.

946
00:53:08,142 --> 00:53:09,778
I always pay the price!

947
00:53:09,779 --> 00:53:12,144
So I'm in it all alone?

948
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:15,346
Trust me.
Start bragging around.

949
00:53:15,347 --> 00:53:19,388
Tomorrow you're going
to face the king of bandits!

950
00:53:20,123 --> 00:53:23,217
It's too slow around here!

951
00:53:24,261 --> 00:53:26,627
My hand is itching to hit someone!

952
00:53:26,628 --> 00:53:29,528
You scared away the town
bullies just 3 days ago!

953
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:32,214
I'm dying to fight again.

954
00:53:32,215 --> 00:53:34,532
What fool would fight you?

955
00:53:34,533 --> 00:53:36,621
Bunch of sissies!

956
00:53:36,622 --> 00:53:38,335
I've thought of joining the police...

957
00:53:38,336 --> 00:53:40,172
so I could kill some bandits.

958
00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:42,142
Take it easy.

959
00:53:42,143 --> 00:53:45,213
- It's a war out there.
- That's what I want.

960
00:53:45,214 --> 00:53:47,445
I want to hear the shots!

961
00:53:47,446 --> 00:53:50,019
The women screaming!

962
00:53:50,453 --> 00:53:53,547
Bullets flying through the air!

963
00:53:56,660 --> 00:54:00,561
It's all over!
The bandits are in town!

964
00:54:00,562 --> 00:54:03,181
- This will make my day!
- What about the police?

965
00:54:03,182 --> 00:54:05,868
- They ran away!
- They did?

966
00:54:05,869 --> 00:54:09,471
They heard that the bandits
were coming from the church...

967
00:54:09,472 --> 00:54:12,133
and took the opposite direction!

968
00:54:12,475 --> 00:54:14,739
I just got a sudden urge to pray.

969
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:16,473
Watch out!
It's dangerous!

970
00:54:16,474 --> 00:54:18,775
I'll show them a thing or two!

971
00:54:19,983 --> 00:54:22,247
I'll leave my weapons!

972
00:54:22,248 --> 00:54:24,843
My teeth will do just fine.

973
00:54:32,562 --> 00:54:35,293
Your blessing, father.
I'm here for a wedding.

974
00:54:35,294 --> 00:54:37,332
Where's the bride, son?

975
00:54:37,701 --> 00:54:39,566
Right here.

976
00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:42,837
You're going to marry death.

977
00:54:43,607 --> 00:54:45,234
Who's he?
A canon?

978
00:54:45,542 --> 00:54:47,009
- A bishop.
- Good.

979
00:54:47,877 --> 00:54:51,108
I've never killed one before.
You'll be my first.

980
00:54:51,982 --> 00:54:55,315
Get up! I have no
sympathy for your fits.

981
00:54:55,652 --> 00:54:58,085
Your Grace will excuse me...

982
00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,519
but I have to check your pockets.

983
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,687
I apologize for my poverty.
I can't help my friends out.

984
00:55:03,688 --> 00:55:07,925
Severino is poorer than you.
He's got no one.

985
00:55:07,926 --> 00:55:10,693
Only this old gun.

986
00:55:14,004 --> 00:55:16,234
Fifty crowns!

987
00:55:16,235 --> 00:55:18,305
Could that be?

988
00:55:18,306 --> 00:55:21,572
Praying is a booming
business around here!

989
00:55:21,573 --> 00:55:25,180
It was being put away
to remodel the diocese.

990
00:55:25,181 --> 00:55:29,217
Maybe the church
will also be renovated...

991
00:55:29,218 --> 00:55:31,786
and the father has something
for his friend Severino.

992
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:35,154
Yes, I won't deny it.
Here you go, Mr. Severino.

993
00:55:35,155 --> 00:55:38,591
Five crowns.
That's all I have on me.

994
00:55:38,592 --> 00:55:41,460
Really?
Is it possible?

995
00:55:41,461 --> 00:55:45,591
If a bishop had 50, a priest
should have 10, at least.

996
00:55:47,404 --> 00:55:50,304
Look at that!
Just like I said.

997
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,188
Ten crowns!

998
00:55:52,189 --> 00:55:55,709
I may even quit my robbery enterprise...

999
00:55:55,710 --> 00:55:58,645
and get a job as a sacristan!

1000
00:56:02,979 --> 00:56:05,378
Whoever broke into the church...

1001
00:56:05,379 --> 00:56:07,414
come out, so I can trim
your horns, cuckold!

1002
00:56:07,415 --> 00:56:09,315
You're going to face a real man!

1003
00:56:09,316 --> 00:56:11,683
I like to do things right...

1004
00:56:11,684 --> 00:56:13,788
from the inside out!

1005
00:56:13,789 --> 00:56:16,825
Those are two things I didn't know.

1006
00:56:19,128 --> 00:56:21,291
One: That I was a cuckold.

1007
00:56:21,292 --> 00:56:23,422
Two: That dead men could talk.

1008
00:56:24,701 --> 00:56:26,726
Oh, mother...

1009
00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:31,670
Were you challenging me,
you foolish rogue?

1010
00:56:31,671 --> 00:56:35,676
- Me? Challenging you?
- Answer me, instead of asking!

1011
00:56:36,412 --> 00:56:39,728
- Did you talk to me or not?
- It was a mistake, sir.

1012
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:43,149
Had it not been a mistake,
I'd spare you for your bravery.

1013
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:46,620
But, since it was,
I'll kill you with the others!

1014
00:56:51,527 --> 00:56:53,518
- Excuse me.
- Come on in.

1015
00:56:54,163 --> 00:56:56,293
My house is your house.

1016
00:56:56,294 --> 00:56:59,334
- And I'm all yours!
- Show me your left hand.

1017
00:56:59,869 --> 00:57:02,336
- With pleasure.
- Is that a wedding ring?

1018
00:57:02,337 --> 00:57:05,507
Yes.
I married a wimp.

1019
00:57:05,508 --> 00:57:08,941
But I regret it.
I like only brave men.

1020
00:57:09,712 --> 00:57:11,943
I'm ashamed of this one.

1021
00:57:11,944 --> 00:57:13,581
Ashamed?

1022
00:57:13,582 --> 00:57:16,515
You, a married woman,
should be ashamed...

1023
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,417
of offering yourself to another man.

1024
00:57:18,418 --> 00:57:22,048
Do you know what I usually
do with such women?

1025
00:57:23,026 --> 00:57:24,323
No.

1026
00:57:25,728 --> 00:57:28,356
I mark them on the chin.

1027
00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:32,267
And is the bakery doing well?

1028
00:57:32,268 --> 00:57:33,801
No.
I make very little.

1029
00:57:34,103 --> 00:57:36,503
There's nothing in here.
Look around.

1030
00:57:36,504 --> 00:57:38,836
I trust you!

1031
00:57:38,837 --> 00:57:41,706
You left what you had
in the safe at the bakery.

1032
00:57:41,707 --> 00:57:44,507
I took it all when I passed by.

1033
00:57:50,987 --> 00:57:53,116
One...

1034
00:57:53,117 --> 00:57:55,121
two...

1035
00:57:55,122 --> 00:57:56,791
three...

1036
00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:58,392
four...

1037
00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,123
five.

1038
00:58:00,124 --> 00:58:03,028
- Who's going first?
- Ladies first!

1039
00:58:03,029 --> 00:58:05,430
No way!
There's only one lady!

1040
00:58:05,431 --> 00:58:08,435
- It should be by age.
- The oldest go first.

1041
00:58:08,436 --> 00:58:11,472
- The youngest go first.
- Get ready to die!

1042
00:58:11,473 --> 00:58:15,976
- Severino of Aracaju has arrived!
- Are there two of him?

1043
00:58:15,977 --> 00:58:19,209
- If he's you, who are you?
- I'm me!

1044
00:58:19,210 --> 00:58:23,012
- But if you're you, who's he?
- We'll find out soon enough.

1045
00:58:23,353 --> 00:58:25,482
Who is this donkey pole?

1046
00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:28,685
- Who?
- You, saying you're me.

1047
00:58:28,686 --> 00:58:32,591
- No bother, I'm leaving!
- Hold it right there...

1048
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,110
you skinny little wimp!

1049
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:37,164
- What's going on?
- It's a mirage. You see two...

1050
00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:38,799
but there's only one!

1051
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,997
Him!
Excuse me.

1052
00:58:40,998 --> 00:58:44,504
- Hold it, scoundrel!
- It's late. I have things to do.

1053
00:58:44,505 --> 00:58:47,575
I bid you all farewell,
and have a safe trip.

1054
00:58:47,576 --> 00:58:52,045
Not a chance!
You'll stay and die with the others.

1055
00:58:52,046 --> 00:58:54,963
Let's begin with the baker.

1056
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,780
Let's do it!

1057
00:58:56,781 --> 00:59:02,255
He'll have the honor of dying
with his unfaithful wife.

1058
00:59:02,256 --> 00:59:06,726
Go outside. Severino doesn't
kill anyone in a church.

1059
00:59:06,727 --> 00:59:09,060
I don't like to kill women...

1060
00:59:09,061 --> 00:59:11,896
but if I have to...
- Let go off me.

1061
00:59:11,897 --> 00:59:15,536
I have more guts than
most bastards around.

1062
00:59:15,537 --> 00:59:17,936
See?
Hold on to me.

1063
00:59:17,937 --> 00:59:20,167
And, now, it's the...

1064
00:59:22,645 --> 00:59:24,341
The Bishop's turn.

1065
00:59:24,342 --> 00:59:27,847
- Can't you take care of him first?
- No, it's your turn!

1066
00:59:27,848 --> 00:59:30,783
Okay, fine, you'll go together.

1067
00:59:30,784 --> 00:59:33,321
But he gets the first shot.

1068
00:59:34,090 --> 00:59:38,059
Be a man, Bishop!
Set an example for the priest.

1069
00:59:38,060 --> 00:59:41,061
He's scared to death.
Take them both!

1070
00:59:41,062 --> 00:59:43,539
It's bad luck enough to
kill 1, let alone 2 priests.

1071
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:49,534
Don't chicken out! And the two
of you, keep your legs steady!

1072
00:59:49,535 --> 00:59:53,200
What a shame!
You take away all joy of killing!

1073
00:59:54,577 --> 00:59:57,944
Well, what are Your Lordship's names?

1074
00:59:59,715 --> 01:00:02,249
Mine is Chicó, if it pleases you.

1075
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,481
My Lordship is named nothing!

1076
01:00:04,482 --> 01:00:06,885
Poor men have nothing but misery!

1077
01:00:08,591 --> 01:00:11,059
So, what is Your Miserability's name?

1078
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,952
Jack the Cricket.

1079
01:00:13,429 --> 01:00:16,093
Very well.

1080
01:00:16,094 --> 01:00:19,430
It's time for His Miserability,
Jack the Cricket...

1081
01:00:19,431 --> 01:00:23,403
the most cowardly rascal
I've ever had the honor to kill!

1082
01:00:23,706 --> 01:00:27,242
Hold it. I want to do you
a favor before dying.

1083
01:00:27,243 --> 01:00:29,844
- What's that?
- Give you this harmonica.

1084
01:00:29,845 --> 01:00:31,676
A harmonica?

1085
01:00:31,677 --> 01:00:33,511
What do I need that for?

1086
01:00:33,512 --> 01:00:37,247
- Not ever die from guns shots!
- What a lie!

1087
01:00:37,248 --> 01:00:40,135
I've heard of blessed bells
that cure snakebite...

1088
01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:42,723
but a harmonica that heals wounds?

1089
01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:44,224
It does!

1090
01:00:44,225 --> 01:00:47,024
Father Cicero blessed it
shortly before his death!

1091
01:00:47,025 --> 01:00:49,996
- I must see it to believe it.
- Fine.

1092
01:00:50,433 --> 01:00:53,681
- Please, give me your dagger.
- Watch it!

1093
01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,336
Don't worry.

1094
01:00:55,337 --> 01:00:58,237
If I try anything against you, shoot me.

1095
01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:01,003
Keep your gun on him.
He's the kind I'm afraid of.

1096
01:01:01,644 --> 01:01:05,393
- What now?
- I'll stab Chicó in the belly.

1097
01:01:05,394 --> 01:01:06,879
Not me!

1098
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,781
Don't chicken out!

1099
01:01:08,782 --> 01:01:12,184
I'll play the harmonica,
and you'll come back to life.

1100
01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:15,323
- The balloon! The balloon!
- No, thank you, Jack!

1101
01:01:15,324 --> 01:01:18,189
I told you, I'll play the harmonica!

1102
01:01:18,190 --> 01:01:20,761
So you get stabbed and
I'll play the harmonica!

1103
01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:24,399
Man, you know what?
That's enough talk.

1104
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,297
Take this!

1105
01:01:27,436 --> 01:01:29,031
The balloon!

1106
01:01:29,032 --> 01:01:31,698
Drop dead, bastard!

1107
01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,705
- See the blood?
- Yes.

1108
01:01:34,706 --> 01:01:38,779
I never doubted you'd stab him.

1109
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:42,112
- I want to see you heal him.
- I'll get to it!

1110
01:02:12,748 --> 01:02:17,651
Virgin Mary! Father Cicero
must have blessed it!

1111
01:02:22,725 --> 01:02:25,355
- Don't you feel anything?
- Not a thing.

1112
01:02:25,356 --> 01:02:27,028
- And before?
- Before, when?

1113
01:02:27,029 --> 01:02:29,861
- Before he played it?
- I was dead.

1114
01:02:29,862 --> 01:02:32,093
- Dead?
- Absolutely.

1115
01:02:33,269 --> 01:02:35,803
I saw Our Lady and
Father Cicero in heaven.

1116
01:02:35,804 --> 01:02:37,500
But how, in such a short time?

1117
01:02:37,501 --> 01:02:39,573
I don't know, but I did.

1118
01:02:39,574 --> 01:02:41,405
What did Father Cicero say?

1119
01:02:41,406 --> 01:02:42,756
He said...

1120
01:02:42,757 --> 01:02:48,512
"Give Severino this harmonica
I blessed before I died.

1121
01:02:48,513 --> 01:02:50,601
He needs it more than you do."

1122
01:02:50,602 --> 01:02:52,253
My God!

1123
01:02:52,254 --> 01:02:54,518
Only Father Cicero would have said that!

1124
01:02:54,519 --> 01:02:56,900
With a harmonica that "unkills",
I'll like killing!

1125
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,523
Jack, give it to me.

1126
01:02:59,524 --> 01:03:01,095
If you let me and Chicó go.

1127
01:03:01,096 --> 01:03:02,291
I can't.

1128
01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:04,994
I killed the baker, his wife,
the Bishop, and the priest.

1129
01:03:04,995 --> 01:03:07,197
They are waiting for you.

1130
01:03:07,198 --> 01:03:11,434
If I spare you, they'll haunt me,
because I'll have been unfair.

1131
01:03:11,435 --> 01:03:14,873
I gave you the chance
to meet Father Cicero!

1132
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,910
Is this how you thank me?

1133
01:03:16,911 --> 01:03:19,845
Meet the Father?
I was never so luck.

1134
01:03:19,846 --> 01:03:21,780
Now you can meet him.

1135
01:03:21,781 --> 01:03:24,351
- How?
- Your man shoots you...

1136
01:03:24,352 --> 01:03:27,454
you visit Father Cicero,
I play and you return!

1137
01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:30,990
- What if you don't play?
- I wouldn't do that to you.

1138
01:03:30,991 --> 01:03:33,757
- I'll play, it's a promise.
- All right, but give it to him...

1139
01:03:33,758 --> 01:03:36,476
to be on the safe side.

1140
01:03:36,477 --> 01:03:39,297
- I get shot and go see the Father?
- Yes.

1141
01:03:39,298 --> 01:03:41,461
- Right, Chicó?
- Yes, absolutely!

1142
01:03:41,904 --> 01:03:45,406
He's right there, dressed in blue,
surrounded by angels.

1143
01:03:45,407 --> 01:03:48,042
He said: "Tell Severino
I want to see him!"

1144
01:03:48,043 --> 01:03:49,542
I'm going!

1145
01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:50,942
- Shoot!
- But captain...

1146
01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:53,009
Shoot, I'm telling you!

1147
01:03:53,010 --> 01:03:55,745
Run off!
The police are coming!

1148
01:03:55,746 --> 01:03:58,982
- Shoot!
- Just do it, once and for all!

1149
01:03:58,983 --> 01:04:01,622
I don't like it, but if I must...

1150
01:04:01,623 --> 01:04:03,123
Wait!

1151
01:04:03,526 --> 01:04:06,984
- Don't forget the harmonica.
- Don't worry, captain!

1152
01:04:09,198 --> 01:04:10,722
So shoot!

1153
01:04:13,936 --> 01:04:16,461
The police are coming!

1154
01:04:21,477 --> 01:04:24,844
- Captain?
- Leave him a little longer!

1155
01:04:25,848 --> 01:04:28,146
Come on, captain!

1156
01:04:28,147 --> 01:04:29,615
Captain!

1157
01:04:30,453 --> 01:04:34,652
Damn you! You killed the captain,
didn't you?

1158
01:04:34,653 --> 01:04:36,816
Do you want some killing?

1159
01:04:37,259 --> 01:04:39,352
Take this, bunch of monkeys!

1160
01:04:41,564 --> 01:04:44,531
- Come on, Jack!
- I'm taking the money with me!

1161
01:04:44,532 --> 01:04:46,616
Run, Jack!

1162
01:04:46,617 --> 01:04:50,763
Bastard! For once in my life,
I'll enjoy killing someone!

1163
01:05:05,855 --> 01:05:07,516
Jack!

1164
01:05:08,958 --> 01:05:11,825
Jack! Jack!
Are you going to die?

1165
01:05:12,762 --> 01:05:14,127
I think I am, Chicó.

1166
01:05:16,298 --> 01:05:17,856
Things are blurry.

1167
01:05:18,434 --> 01:05:21,266
Poor Jack's going to die.

1168
01:05:21,267 --> 01:05:23,803
Quit the whining, Chicó.

1169
01:05:23,804 --> 01:05:26,654
You've seen a man die before.

1170
01:05:26,655 --> 01:05:29,940
The only thing I regret
is not getting the money...

1171
01:05:29,941 --> 01:05:32,980
I'd get when you marry Rosinha.

1172
01:05:41,490 --> 01:05:43,653
Jack...

1173
01:05:43,654 --> 01:05:45,827
Jack!

1174
01:05:45,828 --> 01:05:47,557
Jack!

1175
01:05:47,558 --> 01:05:50,655
Jack!

1176
01:05:52,368 --> 01:05:54,359
Oh, God!

1177
01:05:55,271 --> 01:05:58,240
Poor Jack the Cricket's dead!

1178
01:05:59,675 --> 01:06:03,577
What a bastard, to die like this!

1179
01:06:05,948 --> 01:06:08,179
What am I going to do without Jack?

1180
01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,344
What am I going to do without Jack?

1181
01:06:12,054 --> 01:06:14,113
Jack! Jack!

1182
01:06:17,726 --> 01:06:20,024
There's no undoing this.

1183
01:06:21,597 --> 01:06:24,088
Jack the Cricket is dead.

1184
01:06:37,513 --> 01:06:41,074
The world's smartest Cricket is gone.

1185
01:06:44,286 --> 01:06:46,777
He fulfilled his fate...

1186
01:06:47,289 --> 01:06:50,791
met the irreparable doom...

1187
01:06:50,792 --> 01:06:54,957
which marks our strange
destiny on this Earth...

1188
01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:57,964
the unexplainable fact...

1189
01:06:57,965 --> 01:07:02,401
which puts all living things in one
flock of condemned creatures...

1190
01:07:03,205 --> 01:07:05,571
because all that lives...

1191
01:07:07,009 --> 01:07:08,874
shall die.

1192
01:07:23,826 --> 01:07:29,645
<i>Hail, Mary</i>

1193
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:35,134
<i>Hail, hail</i>

1194
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:40,589
<i>Hail, Mary</i>

1195
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:46,264
<i>Make your penitence</i>

1196
01:07:46,265 --> 01:07:50,978
<i>For all your sins</i>

1197
01:07:51,387 --> 01:07:56,824
<i>And tell Our Lady</i>

1198
01:07:56,825 --> 01:08:02,796
<i>To came and embrace you</i>

1199
01:08:03,933 --> 01:08:06,299
Jack, you rotten bastard!

1200
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:08,666
I don't believe it!

1201
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:11,271
Not even here you get off my back?

1202
01:08:11,272 --> 01:08:14,037
I've looked around,
but I haven't seen Father Cicero.

1203
01:08:14,038 --> 01:08:18,010
- He's got many people to see!
- You're right.

1204
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,276
- It's crowded in here!
- And there are more coming.

1205
01:08:20,277 --> 01:08:23,044
Look at the four you dispatched.

1206
01:08:25,854 --> 01:08:29,052
There must be a special
place for the clergy.

1207
01:08:29,053 --> 01:08:31,957
By the way, why aren't you down there?

1208
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:36,029
- I'm dead, like you.
- I'm no man to die!

1209
01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:39,362
- Remember the harmonica?
- I do.

1210
01:08:39,802 --> 01:08:44,535
Why doesn't my man play it,
so I can go back?

1211
01:08:44,536 --> 01:08:46,269
Old fool!

1212
01:08:46,270 --> 01:08:48,606
Do you think a harmonica
can make you live?

1213
01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:50,891
Watch your mouth or I kill you!

1214
01:08:50,892 --> 01:08:53,379
How?
I'm already dead!

1215
01:08:56,051 --> 01:09:00,284
He's not the only one!
I'll kill anyone who laughs!

1216
01:09:00,285 --> 01:09:04,757
- We meant no offense.
- But you didn't die alone.

1217
01:09:04,758 --> 01:09:07,692
- We've all died.
- As Chicó used to say...

1218
01:09:07,693 --> 01:09:11,527
"we fulfilled our fates and
met the irreparable doom."

1219
01:09:11,867 --> 01:09:14,699
- Where's Chicó?
- He escaped.

1220
01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:17,703
He's alive, the rascal!
Hell of a guy!

1221
01:09:17,704 --> 01:09:20,605
- He was the only one!
- As he used to say...

1222
01:09:20,606 --> 01:09:24,340
It's the first time I hear
the dead quote the living!

1223
01:09:24,341 --> 01:09:26,846
You'll pay me for this
harmonica trick, you bastard!

1224
01:09:26,847 --> 01:09:28,898
Bastard my butt!

1225
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,682
I'm already dead!
I won't listen to this!

1226
01:09:31,683 --> 01:09:33,950
There's no rich or poor,
brave or cowardly.

1227
01:09:33,951 --> 01:09:36,253
We're all equals before God...

1228
01:09:36,254 --> 01:09:38,258
Or the devil!

1229
01:09:41,897 --> 01:09:44,730
Why are you all so surprised?

1230
01:09:47,669 --> 01:09:49,432
The door!

1231
01:09:50,806 --> 01:09:54,842
Am I a monster, by any chance?

1232
01:09:54,843 --> 01:09:59,744
Not at all!
Your elegance impresses us!

1233
01:10:00,049 --> 01:10:03,831
- You look like a movie star.
- Do you think so?

1234
01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:05,953
- I do.
- Then I do too.

1235
01:10:05,954 --> 01:10:10,288
Has anyone ever told you
you're much nicer in person?

1236
01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:14,327
And I don't usually like
people at first glance.

1237
01:10:14,328 --> 01:10:18,560
See? The devil isn't
as ugly as they say.

1238
01:10:20,869 --> 01:10:24,168
Okay, but this smell of sulfur...

1239
01:10:25,974 --> 01:10:29,076
Is my smell bothering you?

1240
01:10:29,077 --> 01:10:31,160
Oh, no, no.

1241
01:10:31,161 --> 01:10:33,195
It's quite nice!

1242
01:10:33,196 --> 01:10:35,840
I'm about to faint because of the smell!

1243
01:10:36,518 --> 01:10:40,402
Watch it!
Be respectful.

1244
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,836
Please!

1245
01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:44,722
- We mean no disrespect!
- I'll let it pass for this time.

1246
01:10:44,723 --> 01:10:47,575
You should thank God
the devil's a nice guy.

1247
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:48,959
- If I were him...
- if I were him...

1248
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:53,524
I'd wash real hard
to get rid of this stench!

1249
01:10:55,671 --> 01:10:59,172
You're going to pay
for everything you did!

1250
01:10:59,173 --> 01:11:00,824
I love a tough man!

1251
01:11:00,825 --> 01:11:04,106
I'm going to send you all to hell!

1252
01:11:06,448 --> 01:11:08,416
We're screwed!

1253
01:11:10,018 --> 01:11:11,984
See what you've done?

1254
01:11:11,985 --> 01:11:14,419
I wanted him to show us his true face!

1255
01:11:17,793 --> 01:11:20,785
Now, we know who we're talking to!

1256
01:11:22,464 --> 01:11:25,865
I'm sending you all
to the eternal fire...

1257
01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,630
to suffer with me!

1258
01:11:29,138 --> 01:11:31,936
You think we'll go,
just because you said so?

1259
01:11:31,937 --> 01:11:36,500
That's right, and there's no way out!

1260
01:11:45,621 --> 01:11:48,785
What a hell of court is this,
with no right to an appeal?

1261
01:11:48,786 --> 01:11:51,459
A person has to be heard...

1262
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:56,063
before he's convicted!
- Nonsense, foolishness!

1263
01:11:56,064 --> 01:11:57,861
It may be so...

1264
01:11:57,862 --> 01:12:00,062
but I appeal to the Mighty One!

1265
01:12:00,063 --> 01:12:03,138
Help me, My Lord Jesus Christ!

1266
01:12:21,256 --> 01:12:23,724
Who is it?
Emmanuel?

1267
01:12:24,092 --> 01:12:28,292
Yes, it's Emmanuel, the Lion
of Judah, the son of David.

1268
01:12:28,293 --> 01:12:31,889
Come all, for you shall be tried.

1269
01:12:36,838 --> 01:12:39,772
I mean no disrespect
to such an important person...

1270
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:43,073
but that guy just called you Emmanuel.

1271
01:12:43,074 --> 01:12:45,746
That's right, Jack.
That's one of my names.

1272
01:12:45,747 --> 01:12:48,882
But you can also call me
Jesus, Lord, God.

1273
01:12:48,883 --> 01:12:51,682
Hold on a minute!
Are you Jesus?

1274
01:12:51,683 --> 01:12:52,999
Yes, why?

1275
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,454
Because... No disrespect...

1276
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,526
but I didn't think you'd be so brown!

1277
01:12:59,527 --> 01:13:01,757
- Hush!
- You hush.

1278
01:13:01,758 --> 01:13:05,297
You were more astounded
than him, but didn't show it...

1279
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:07,029
out of worldly arrogance.

1280
01:13:07,030 --> 01:13:10,333
- The time of falsehood is over.
- Well said!

1281
01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:13,474
The color may not be the best,
but you're very good with words!

1282
01:13:13,475 --> 01:13:15,873
Thank you, Jack.

1283
01:13:15,874 --> 01:13:19,845
But you yourself are
prejudiced towards race.

1284
01:13:19,846 --> 01:13:24,078
I came like this on purpose.
I knew I'd get a reaction.

1285
01:13:24,653 --> 01:13:28,318
And you, quit imitating my looks!

1286
01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:32,071
You know you're not equal to God.

1287
01:13:32,072 --> 01:13:34,253
Big deal!

1288
01:13:35,530 --> 01:13:38,627
- Face me.
- I'm fine the way I am.

1289
01:13:38,628 --> 01:13:42,000
As you wish.
Make your report...

1290
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:44,470
starting with the Bishop.

1291
01:13:44,806 --> 01:13:50,344
Simony. He approved the
funeral of a bitch in Latin...

1292
01:13:50,345 --> 01:13:52,962
because the owner paid him 1OO crowns.

1293
01:13:52,963 --> 01:13:56,016
- Is that forbidden?
- I don't know...

1294
01:13:56,318 --> 01:13:59,448
but you thought it was...

1295
01:13:59,449 --> 01:14:02,887
and then, suddenly,
you changed your mind.

1296
01:14:02,888 --> 01:14:04,356
And there's more!

1297
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:09,329
Deceit.
Disdain towards the poor.

1298
01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:11,712
Submission to the powerful!

1299
01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:15,599
And all of the above
can go for the priest!

1300
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:19,470
But I didn't falsely quote
canonic law, like he did.

1301
01:14:19,471 --> 01:14:24,207
But you are being
unsympathetic towards him!

1302
01:14:24,208 --> 01:14:27,314
Will my deeds here count?

1303
01:14:27,315 --> 01:14:31,013
No, the devil is just confused.

1304
01:14:31,014 --> 01:14:33,136
- What about the baker?
- He and his wife...

1305
01:14:33,137 --> 01:14:36,554
were the worst masters in town.
- It's a lie!

1306
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,659
No, it isn't! It's true!
I was sick...

1307
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:44,663
"For 3 days without a single
glass of water." I know, Jack.

1308
01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:49,709
Everybody's heard this story
several times.

1309
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:52,450
But I couldn't take it!

1310
01:14:52,451 --> 01:14:55,421
Steak for the bitch, starvation for Jack?

1311
01:14:55,422 --> 01:14:58,290
- It was too much!
- The husband, a tightwad.

1312
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,558
The wife, an adulteress.

1313
01:15:00,559 --> 01:15:05,380
If you place it on a scale,
they were both terrible.

1314
01:15:05,381 --> 01:15:08,665
- Accuse Severino.
- Do I have to?

1315
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:11,906
He killed more than 30 people!

1316
01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:14,807
This devil is everything
I've always hated...

1317
01:15:14,808 --> 01:15:17,436
a DA, a sacristan,
a dog, and a policeman.

1318
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,882
You're being funny, now...

1319
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:24,767
but Emmanuel is fair. Things
look good for me, not for you.

1320
01:15:24,768 --> 01:15:29,985
That's true. Things look bad.
The charges are serious.

1321
01:15:30,593 --> 01:15:33,223
What amuses me the most...

1322
01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:37,322
is seeing this coward shaking with fear.

1323
01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:42,433
I can't help it! If I could
stop shaking, I'd defend myself!

1324
01:15:42,434 --> 01:15:44,606
Stop!

1325
01:15:44,607 --> 01:15:47,573
What a relief!
I was getting tired.

1326
01:15:47,574 --> 01:15:50,245
- What was that?
- One of the devil's tricks.

1327
01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:53,179
He likes playing games.

1328
01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:55,963
It could only have been
that mischief-maker!

1329
01:15:55,964 --> 01:15:58,586
What do you say in your defense?

1330
01:15:58,587 --> 01:16:02,955
I know you're clever, but
you know you've been accused.

1331
01:16:02,956 --> 01:16:05,858
Actually, I haven't
been accused of anything!

1332
01:16:05,859 --> 01:16:07,962
- No?
- No, he hasn't!

1333
01:16:07,963 --> 01:16:11,065
He made such a fuss that
I forgot to accuse him.

1334
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:14,193
But I'll get you now, you rascal.

1335
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:18,437
He plotted the bitch's funeral...

1336
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,844
inciting simony.

1337
01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:28,278
He encouraged Chicó
to be with a married woman...

1338
01:16:28,279 --> 01:16:33,151
inciting concupiscence.

1339
01:16:33,152 --> 01:16:36,487
He devised Severino's death...

1340
01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:41,628
premeditated murder!

1341
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:48,301
Jack, it seems you overdid it.

1342
01:16:48,302 --> 01:16:51,237
His case is hopeless...

1343
01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:55,176
so I'll take him first.

1344
01:16:55,177 --> 01:16:57,075
I haven't given up!

1345
01:16:57,076 --> 01:16:59,297
I may go, but not that easily!

1346
01:16:59,298 --> 01:17:02,349
- I will appeal!
- To whom, Jack?

1347
01:17:02,350 --> 01:17:06,583
Even the Lord said
the charges are serious.

1348
01:17:06,584 --> 01:17:08,520
Wait.

1349
01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:12,527
- To whom will you appeal?
- To someone closer to us.

1350
01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:14,995
- Someone who watches us.
- A saint?

1351
01:17:14,996 --> 01:17:19,262
I may look stupid, but I'm not.
I have a higher card.

1352
01:17:19,569 --> 01:17:20,731
Who's that?

1353
01:17:20,732 --> 01:17:23,354
"Our Lady, save us all
Hear us when we call

1354
01:17:23,355 --> 01:17:25,602
Milk from the gentle cow
From the stubborn, not now

1355
01:17:25,603 --> 01:17:28,108
The gentle one has calmed down
The stubborn one put her foot down

1356
01:17:28,109 --> 01:17:30,475
I was once a brand new boat
The finest ship afloat

1357
01:17:30,476 --> 01:17:32,709
I've been a boy and man
I haven't been a woman yet

1358
01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:35,909
Aid me Our Lady
Mother of God of Nazareth!"

1359
01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:52,430
Here comes the Compassionate.

1360
01:17:52,431 --> 01:17:54,935
Women meddle in everything!

1361
01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:58,637
You did call me, didn't you, Jack?

1362
01:17:58,638 --> 01:18:02,906
- Did my verse anger you?
- No, Jack.

1363
01:18:02,907 --> 01:18:05,046
Why would I be?

1364
01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:07,912
They were funny, and that is good.

1365
01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:11,416
It's the devil who likes gloom.

1366
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:14,787
- I object!
- I know you do, but I'm sorry.

1367
01:18:14,788 --> 01:18:16,823
I can't go against My Mother.

1368
01:18:16,824 --> 01:18:20,327
I just love her habit of saving everyone!

1369
01:18:20,328 --> 01:18:22,295
It demoralizes everything.

1370
01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:25,062
- That's because you had no mother!
- That's right!

1371
01:18:25,063 --> 01:18:27,932
Such a mean fellow must 've
come from an incubator!

1372
01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:30,702
Why did you call me?

1373
01:18:30,703 --> 01:18:33,437
This son of an incubator
wants to take us to hell.

1374
01:18:33,438 --> 01:18:35,408
I had to appeal to you.

1375
01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:37,840
I'll see what I can do.

1376
01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:43,198
I plea for these poor souls...

1377
01:18:43,199 --> 01:18:45,549
for they have no one.

1378
01:18:46,456 --> 01:18:47,820
Don't condemn them.

1379
01:18:47,821 --> 01:18:51,021
- I appeal to justice!
- And I, to mercy.

1380
01:18:51,022 --> 01:18:55,427
We must consider the poor
and sad condition of man.

1381
01:18:55,428 --> 01:18:58,600
It all starts with fear.

1382
01:18:58,601 --> 01:19:02,432
Because of it, men commit
evil deeds, almost unwittingly.

1383
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,807
- It's fear.
- What do they fear?

1384
01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:09,575
They fear many things...

1385
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,609
suffering...

1386
01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:15,979
loneliness...

1387
01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:20,317
and, above all, they fear death.

1388
01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:24,255
And you tell me that?

1389
01:19:24,256 --> 01:19:27,295
I, who died alone, abandoned...

1390
01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:32,564
even by My Father.

1391
01:19:32,565 --> 01:19:35,900
Don't forget the night
you spent in the garden...

1392
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:39,207
the fear you underwent.

1393
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,576
Poor man!

1394
01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:45,846
Made of flesh and blood,
like any other man.

1395
01:19:45,847 --> 01:19:51,582
Like all men, you were left
alone to die and to suffer.

1396
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:56,989
Everybody fears death, but that
doesn't make them righteous.

1397
01:19:56,990 --> 01:20:02,394
How did this fear make the baker
and his wife better people?

1398
01:20:02,395 --> 01:20:06,866
Fear of death alone does not redeem sins.

1399
01:20:06,867 --> 01:20:10,063
But it may, at the time of death.

1400
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:17,037
In the Hail Mary, I am asked to
pray for men when they die.

1401
01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:20,046
I do.

1402
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:23,918
And I look unto them at this hour.

1403
01:20:23,919 --> 01:20:27,353
Often, it is when they die...

1404
01:20:27,354 --> 01:20:31,723
that they finally find what they'd
been looking for all their lives.

1405
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:35,226
That's what happened
to Eurico and Dora...

1406
01:20:35,227 --> 01:20:37,959
when they were about to be shot.

1407
01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:46,875
Stand here.
I'll shoot from the church.

1408
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,638
You'll have time for a Hail Mary.

1409
01:20:48,639 --> 01:20:52,408
I'll pray too, and she'll hear us.

1410
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:57,619
We always think we can
live a little longer.

1411
01:21:00,556 --> 01:21:02,888
I like living...

1412
01:21:03,993 --> 01:21:08,623
but I've always asked myself if
I wanted to live longer than you.

1413
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,633
Now, I know.

1414
01:21:12,634 --> 01:21:15,568
I couldn't stand to see you die.

1415
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:22,303
- I want to die first, Eurico!
- Oh, Dora!

1416
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,037
Why did you cheat on me all this time?

1417
01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:32,585
That was the reason...

1418
01:21:32,586 --> 01:21:36,505
It was like killing you
in my heart little by little.

1419
01:21:36,506 --> 01:21:40,619
I was so afraid of losing you,
I wanted it to happen slowly!

1420
01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:45,530
Don't worry.
Now, we'll be together forever.

1421
01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:51,002
Hey, mister, we have one last wish.

1422
01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:58,013
- We want to die together.
- Good, it'll save me a bullet...

1423
01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,048
but it's one less for my record.

1424
01:22:08,825 --> 01:22:11,590
I claim, in their favor...

1425
01:22:11,591 --> 01:22:14,629
the husband's forgiveness
at the time of their death...

1426
01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:18,725
when he put his arms around her,
so they could die together.

1427
01:22:21,204 --> 01:22:26,005
He was the greatest
victim of her actions...

1428
01:22:26,006 --> 01:22:29,009
and, yet, he prayed for her.

1429
01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:33,615
I note your plea. What about
the Bishop and the priest?

1430
01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:36,981
They also had their revelation
at the time of death.

1431
01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,725
It's bad luck to kill a priest.

1432
01:22:44,027 --> 01:22:47,410
- Especially for the priest!
- Before I shoot...

1433
01:22:47,411 --> 01:22:49,896
I want your absolution.

1434
01:22:49,897 --> 01:22:54,536
To be forgiven, you must repent first...

1435
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:56,153
and you can't kill us.

1436
01:22:56,154 --> 01:22:59,833
- I'll repent later!
- Then go repent in hell!

1437
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:04,741
Even if I go to hell,
I have to obey the captain.

1438
01:23:04,742 --> 01:23:07,528
We can't deny absolution.

1439
01:23:07,529 --> 01:23:10,747
We can't bless a killer...

1440
01:23:10,748 --> 01:23:12,949
especially ours!

1441
01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:15,753
We're priests, Your Grace.

1442
01:23:15,754 --> 01:23:20,921
Our mission is to save souls,
even if we can't save our own.

1443
01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:27,701
Remember Jesus' plea
for His executioners!

1444
01:23:27,702 --> 01:23:32,273
Forgive them, Father!

1445
01:23:32,274 --> 01:23:35,401
They don't know what they're doing!

1446
01:23:55,457 --> 01:23:57,254
My God...

1447
01:23:57,967 --> 01:24:00,265
why have you abandoned us?

1448
01:24:03,906 --> 01:24:06,840
They followed your example...

1449
01:24:06,841 --> 01:24:09,809
and forgave their killers.
- It's always like that!

1450
01:24:09,810 --> 01:24:13,143
Everyone's good after they're dead!

1451
01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:17,585
- As for Severino...
- Leave him to me.

1452
01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,688
He was redeemed by his parents' death.

1453
01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:24,783
When he was 8, he faced the beast
that lives in every man.

1454
01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:39,740
I wasn't killed by chance...

1455
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,926
and spent my life challenging death.

1456
01:24:41,927 --> 01:24:45,512
He went crazy when the
police killed his family.

1457
01:24:45,513 --> 01:24:48,914
He was not responsible for his actions.

1458
01:24:48,915 --> 01:24:52,165
- He's saved.
- This is an outrage, and I...

1459
01:24:52,166 --> 01:24:55,323
You object, I know.

1460
01:24:55,324 --> 01:24:58,960
But your objection is overruled.
You don't understand a thing...

1461
01:24:58,961 --> 01:25:01,052
about God's ways.

1462
01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:03,614
Severino is saved.

1463
01:25:03,615 --> 01:25:07,566
He was a mere instrument of God's wrath.

1464
01:25:07,567 --> 01:25:10,935
Severino, my son, you can go that way.

1465
01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:20,815
What about us?

1466
01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:27,337
Make up your mind!
This anxiety is worse than anything!

1467
01:25:27,338 --> 01:25:30,722
Don't say that. You don't know
what it's like down there.

1468
01:25:30,723 --> 01:25:33,659
Any anxiety is better than that.

1469
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:38,700
But I can't wait here forever!

1470
01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:43,965
After all, what'll the sentence be?

1471
01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,574
Excuse me, Lord.

1472
01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:51,510
- May I say something?
- Yes, Jack.

1473
01:25:51,511 --> 01:25:55,106
Are there four vacancies in purgatory?

1474
01:25:55,451 --> 01:25:58,113
- Yes.
- So put these four in there!

1475
01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:00,583
What do you say, Mother?

1476
01:26:00,584 --> 01:26:03,871
I'd be very pleased.

1477
01:26:03,872 --> 01:26:06,359
It's granted.

1478
01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:09,925
The four of you may go.

1479
01:26:10,867 --> 01:26:12,631
There's no hope!

1480
01:26:12,632 --> 01:26:15,033
It's always like that when
a woman rules over a man!

1481
01:26:15,034 --> 01:26:16,901
Your turn, Jack the Cricket.

1482
01:26:16,902 --> 01:26:19,821
I'll make a point of
sending this one to hell!

1483
01:26:19,822 --> 01:26:22,673
You're so smart...

1484
01:26:22,674 --> 01:26:24,643
what do you have to say for yourself?

1485
01:26:24,644 --> 01:26:27,180
- Nothing.
- What do you mean?

1486
01:26:27,181 --> 01:26:30,549
- Now is the time for truth.
- That's the problem.

1487
01:26:30,550 --> 01:26:34,282
- I'm better skilled with lies.
- I'm glad you admit it!

1488
01:26:37,093 --> 01:26:40,893
- You lied to survive, Jack.
- But I enjoyed it.

1489
01:26:40,894 --> 01:26:43,194
I learned to enjoy tricking those people!

1490
01:26:43,195 --> 01:26:44,562
You were exploited!

1491
01:26:44,563 --> 01:26:47,601
Cleverness is a poor man's courage!

1492
01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:51,402
It was your only weapon
against your heartless masters!

1493
01:26:51,403 --> 01:26:55,605
I thank you.
But I know I was no saint.

1494
01:26:55,606 --> 01:27:00,478
He's playing dumb to get her sympathy.

1495
01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:03,216
I'm such a rotten apple
that he could be right.

1496
01:27:03,217 --> 01:27:04,785
No! Don't give in!

1497
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:07,481
He's the father of all lies!
He's trying to confuse you!

1498
01:27:08,090 --> 01:27:12,925
The truth is I was no saint,
nor did I have a heroic death.

1499
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:16,798
He was poor like us, my son.

1500
01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:21,734
He had to endure difficulties
in a poor, dry land, like ours.

1501
01:27:21,735 --> 01:27:24,670
He's struggled since he was a boy.

1502
01:27:24,671 --> 01:27:27,207
He had no childhood.

1503
01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:31,178
He got used to little
bread and a lot of sweat.

1504
01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:35,649
In the drought, he'd eat plants...

1505
01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:38,311
and drank cactus water.

1506
01:27:39,346 --> 01:27:41,473
He starved.

1507
01:27:42,338 --> 01:27:45,398
When he couldn't bear it, he prayed.

1508
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:50,562
When prayers were no good,
he'd join the migrants...

1509
01:27:50,563 --> 01:27:53,167
who headed to the coast
in search of survival.

1510
01:27:53,168 --> 01:27:54,964
He was humiliated.

1511
01:27:56,105 --> 01:27:57,834
Defeated.

1512
01:27:58,741 --> 01:28:00,766
Homesick.

1513
01:28:02,078 --> 01:28:06,676
Whenever he heard news of rain,
he would go back...

1514
01:28:06,677 --> 01:28:08,647
in hopes again...

1515
01:28:08,648 --> 01:28:12,551
as if hope was a plant
that grows in the rain.

1516
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:16,355
At the very sight of his
hometown, he felt grateful...

1517
01:28:16,356 --> 01:28:18,723
for being a poor...

1518
01:28:18,724 --> 01:28:21,592
dry land man, but a brave and a believer.

1519
01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:26,094
I ask you, simply, do not condemn him.

1520
01:28:27,670 --> 01:28:30,069
It's a hard decision.

1521
01:28:30,070 --> 01:28:34,268
I realize what he's been through,
but there's a limit.

1522
01:28:34,844 --> 01:28:37,506
I am afraid I can't save him.

1523
01:28:38,714 --> 01:28:41,911
Then, give him another chance, my son.

1524
01:28:42,351 --> 01:28:44,785
- How?
- Let Jack go back.

1525
01:28:46,288 --> 01:28:48,848
- Would that make you happy?
- Plenty!

1526
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:52,523
It's even better! I'll be more
careful and, next time I die...

1527
01:28:52,524 --> 01:28:55,241
I'll skip purgatory, to baffle the devil!

1528
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,365
- So, are you pleased, Jack?
- I am...

1529
01:28:58,366 --> 01:29:01,436
but this son of an incubator will be mad!

1530
01:29:13,149 --> 01:29:15,216
What was that?

1531
01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:18,286
In his anger, he looked
at you and saw me.

1532
01:29:20,156 --> 01:29:24,389
- So, am I free to return?
- Yes, Jack. God be with you.

1533
01:29:24,390 --> 01:29:28,158
God and Our Lady, who came to my rescue.

1534
01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:29,993
So long...

1535
01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:32,665
great lawyer and advocate.

1536
01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:35,533
Don't give up on me.
I want to straighten up...

1537
01:29:35,534 --> 01:29:38,766
but you know the flesh is weak!
- So long, Jack.

1538
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,738
Thank you, Lord.

1539
01:29:44,213 --> 01:29:46,877
- So long!
- So long, Jack.

1540
01:29:46,878 --> 01:29:48,948
- Jack!
- Yes, Lord?

1541
01:29:48,949 --> 01:29:51,645
Behave yourself.

1542
01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:54,685
Yes, My Lord.

1543
01:29:54,686 --> 01:29:59,225
Mother, if you go on interfering
in everyone's favor...

1544
01:29:59,226 --> 01:30:02,425
hell's going to be like
a government agency...

1545
01:30:02,426 --> 01:30:04,931
it exists, but it doesn't work.

1546
01:30:19,882 --> 01:30:23,400
There's Chicó burying the dead guy.

1547
01:30:23,401 --> 01:30:26,149
What am I doing up here?

1548
01:30:26,150 --> 01:30:29,588
What am I doing down there?

1549
01:30:37,233 --> 01:30:41,636
To think Jack couldn't even
be buried in the cemetery.

1550
01:30:41,971 --> 01:30:46,035
He's worse off than the baker's bitch!

1551
01:30:46,036 --> 01:30:50,273
Lord's Prayer, Our Lady, hail,
Mary, look at this repentant soul!

1552
01:30:50,274 --> 01:30:52,210
God! It's Jack.

1553
01:30:53,716 --> 01:30:57,381
Jack, tell me what thou want!

1554
01:30:57,382 --> 01:31:01,117
Art thou in Heaven, hell, or purgatory?

1555
01:31:01,118 --> 01:31:04,387
Look at him, talking to the dead.

1556
01:31:04,388 --> 01:31:08,394
"Jack, tell me
where thou art..."

1557
01:31:08,395 --> 01:31:11,022
Shame on you, Chicó!
I'm alive.

1558
01:31:11,467 --> 01:31:15,598
It's an evil ghost,
the kind that says it's alive!

1559
01:31:15,599 --> 01:31:18,672
Get up, it's me!
I'm alive!

1560
01:31:18,673 --> 01:31:21,140
- Is it possible?
- Well, here I am.

1561
01:31:21,141 --> 01:31:24,007
- I don't believe it!
- Then, look!

1562
01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:31,582
What's wrong?
Isn't seeing believing?

1563
01:31:31,583 --> 01:31:33,451
You weren't supposed to show me!

1564
01:31:33,452 --> 01:31:35,185
What now, Chicó?

1565
01:31:35,186 --> 01:31:37,955
I won't believe it, you won't show me!

1566
01:31:37,956 --> 01:31:40,825
What about our partnership,
our old friendship?

1567
01:31:40,826 --> 01:31:42,761
- Are they finished?
- They're already over!

1568
01:31:42,762 --> 01:31:45,630
I won't be partners with a dead man!

1569
01:31:45,631 --> 01:31:47,599
But I am alive!

1570
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,631
See for yourself.
Touch my arm.

1571
01:31:50,973 --> 01:31:52,964
Be brave, man, touch it!

1572
01:32:00,482 --> 01:32:02,347
It's true, Jack!

1573
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:06,650
- How was that?
- I don't know.

1574
01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:08,187
I think the bullet just nicked me.

1575
01:32:08,188 --> 01:32:11,854
Things went black and now I am here.

1576
01:32:11,855 --> 01:32:14,726
- Damn good news!
- I've got some bad news.

1577
01:32:14,727 --> 01:32:17,060
- What?
- I lost the money I had.

1578
01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:18,964
Don't worry!

1579
01:32:18,965 --> 01:32:20,730
I took it from you before the burial.

1580
01:32:20,731 --> 01:32:24,119
Scoundrel! Cried for me
but never forgot the money.

1581
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:27,674
That's right. The money
was there, you were dead...

1582
01:32:27,675 --> 01:32:29,039
so I decided to keep it.

1583
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:32,011
Well done.
I would do the same.

1584
01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:35,982
- So, we're rich.
- Filthy rich.

1585
01:32:35,983 --> 01:32:39,384
I got money from the priest,
the Bishop, and Severino.

1586
01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:41,719
- Let's buy the bakery!
- Good idea!

1587
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:43,053
"Miramar Bakery.

1588
01:32:43,054 --> 01:32:45,355
Cricket & Chicó Inc."

1589
01:32:45,356 --> 01:32:47,691
- How does it sound?
- Beautiful!

1590
01:32:48,130 --> 01:32:51,896
Oh, God and Our Lady!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!

1591
01:32:51,897 --> 01:32:53,933
What is it?
You're the stupid one!

1592
01:32:53,934 --> 01:32:57,004
That's right, I am!
The stupidest guy on Earth!

1593
01:32:57,005 --> 01:33:00,439
- Oh, my God!
- What's up?

1594
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:04,171
Poor us! We were rich a minute ago!
Now, we're poor again!

1595
01:33:04,713 --> 01:33:08,342
- Don't tell me you lost the money!
- No, it's right here.

1596
01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:10,851
Oh, my God!

1597
01:33:10,852 --> 01:33:15,422
- And why are you moaning?
- I thought you were dead.

1598
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,787
So?

1599
01:33:16,788 --> 01:33:21,277
So I promised all the money
to Our Lady, if you lived.

1600
01:33:21,278 --> 01:33:24,764
Oh, my God!
Oh, Our Lady!

1601
01:33:24,765 --> 01:33:26,833
Oh, my God!
Oh, Our Lady!

1602
01:33:26,834 --> 01:33:29,903
How could you make such a promise?

1603
01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:34,041
How could I know you'd live?
You're so hard to kill!

1604
01:33:34,042 --> 01:33:36,441
Damned promise!

1605
01:33:36,442 --> 01:33:40,108
- What a stupid promise!
- It's too late now!

1606
01:33:40,109 --> 01:33:43,514
- Didn't you promise just half?
- No, I promised it all.

1607
01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:46,385
Damned promise!

1608
01:33:46,386 --> 01:33:48,370
What a stupid promise!

1609
01:33:48,371 --> 01:33:51,323
Quit whining over and over!

1610
01:33:51,324 --> 01:33:53,556
Let's just pay what we owe!

1611
01:33:53,557 --> 01:33:55,679
Not "we".
You go!

1612
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,832
I made no promise
and half the money is mine!

1613
01:33:57,833 --> 01:34:00,901
But it was mine, as I was your only heir.

1614
01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:03,470
I don't care!
I didn't promise anything!

1615
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:08,305
Then it's up to you!
I'm going to do what I have to do.

1616
01:34:20,377 --> 01:34:22,106
Chicó!

1617
01:34:23,007 --> 01:34:25,271
- What?
- Wait. I'm coming with you.

1618
01:34:26,223 --> 01:34:27,850
Yes.

1619
01:34:30,548 --> 01:34:32,947
You convinced me.

1620
01:34:32,948 --> 01:34:34,949
There was no one to convince me.

1621
01:34:34,950 --> 01:34:37,052
With a different saint, we
could've worked something out.

1622
01:34:37,053 --> 01:34:40,088
But a promise to Our Lady...

1623
01:34:40,089 --> 01:34:41,887
Maybe that's why I lived.

1624
01:34:41,888 --> 01:34:44,690
- So, you'll give the money?
- Yes.

1625
01:34:44,691 --> 01:34:46,786
In person.

1626
01:34:47,331 --> 01:34:48,881
Oh, God and Our Lady!

1627
01:34:48,882 --> 01:34:50,831
You sound as a scratched record!

1628
01:34:50,832 --> 01:34:53,835
With this whole mess,
I forgot the Major's money!

1629
01:34:53,836 --> 01:34:55,904
You promise too much money!

1630
01:34:55,905 --> 01:34:58,007
You made me do it!

1631
01:34:58,008 --> 01:35:01,689
And gave my skin as collateral!

1632
01:35:01,690 --> 01:35:04,076
Oh, Virgin Mary!

1633
01:35:04,077 --> 01:35:06,462
And now all the money goes to the saint!

1634
01:35:06,463 --> 01:35:10,281
- Let's make it half?
- No way. You said all of it.

1635
01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:15,615
Damn promise!
What a stupid promise!

1636
01:35:15,926 --> 01:35:19,658
Quit beating around the bush.
You have the money or not?

1637
01:35:19,659 --> 01:35:21,544
I do!

1638
01:35:21,545 --> 01:35:23,223
I mean, I did!

1639
01:35:24,068 --> 01:35:26,602
I'll let you prove you're a man
and you like my daughter.

1640
01:35:26,603 --> 01:35:29,271
Will you marry her and honor our deal...

1641
01:35:29,272 --> 01:35:32,841
or would you rather call
the whole thing off?

1642
01:35:32,842 --> 01:35:35,571
He won't call it off!
He loves me!

1643
01:35:36,981 --> 01:35:40,382
- Take your pick, boy.
- You can set the date, father.

1644
01:35:40,684 --> 01:35:44,211
- I haven't picked yet.
- I trust you.

1645
01:35:44,688 --> 01:35:48,173
- We'll be married tomorrow.
- That's when I'll skin your back!

1646
01:35:48,174 --> 01:35:51,226
You know what?
I'd love to marry you, Rosinha...

1647
01:35:51,227 --> 01:35:54,363
but the truth is that I'm a coward.

1648
01:35:54,364 --> 01:35:57,129
- That I knew!
- You do? How?

1649
01:35:57,130 --> 01:35:59,065
I found out long ago.

1650
01:35:59,066 --> 01:36:02,536
But it was too late,
I was dying to marry you!

1651
01:36:02,537 --> 01:36:05,207
- Who says I have the guts?
- The pig.

1652
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:07,410
- The pig?
- The piggy bank!

1653
01:36:07,411 --> 01:36:12,346
- What piggy bank?
- Rosinha's wedding present!

1654
01:36:12,347 --> 01:36:14,112
What's it got to do with my skin?

1655
01:36:14,113 --> 01:36:18,187
We get married, you get the pig,
and pay your debt!

1656
01:36:18,188 --> 01:36:22,851
Chicó, you found a mate for love,
and I, for my wits!

1657
01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:42,978
If you want to call it off,
I'll take her home.

1658
01:36:42,979 --> 01:36:46,346
Not for all the skin on my body, Major!

1659
01:36:46,347 --> 01:36:50,887
- Let alone a little strip.
- I'll make a belt with it.

1660
01:36:51,422 --> 01:36:53,855
You may not be brave...

1661
01:36:53,856 --> 01:36:56,307
but you sure fake it well!

1662
01:36:56,308 --> 01:37:00,124
It's the pig giving me courage.

1663
01:37:02,466 --> 01:37:06,502
- Don't forget, half is mine!
- What a hell of a money is this?

1664
01:37:06,503 --> 01:37:08,334
It's age-old money!

1665
01:37:08,335 --> 01:37:12,340
Jesus Christ!
This money is out of circulation!

1666
01:37:12,341 --> 01:37:16,243
- It isn't worth a cent today.
- I should've known!

1667
01:37:16,244 --> 01:37:20,147
The coins have been here
for over 50 years!

1668
01:37:20,148 --> 01:37:23,415
- I'm so stupid! Stupid!
- I'm even more stupid.

1669
01:37:23,416 --> 01:37:27,186
I'm tired of this little
"rich and poor" game!

1670
01:37:27,187 --> 01:37:31,625
And I'm tired of not knowing
whether I'll lose my skin or not!

1671
01:37:32,796 --> 01:37:36,230
I know you're having fun, but
it's time to honor our agreement.

1672
01:37:36,231 --> 01:37:38,929
- It's early.
- Don't worry.

1673
01:37:38,930 --> 01:37:41,868
The knife is sharp.

1674
01:37:41,869 --> 01:37:44,236
Is there anesthesia?

1675
01:37:44,237 --> 01:37:45,865
Hold it, father!

1676
01:37:46,343 --> 01:37:50,846
- What was the agreement?
- 2OO crowns or a strip of skin.

1677
01:37:50,847 --> 01:37:55,281
- 2OO crowns or his skin?
- Yes.

1678
01:37:55,653 --> 01:37:58,704
- His skin?
- Yes, his skin!

1679
01:37:58,705 --> 01:38:00,856
- Just skin?
- You think it's nothing?

1680
01:38:00,857 --> 01:38:03,154
It is something, but not that much.

1681
01:38:03,155 --> 01:38:04,784
It's just a strip.

1682
01:38:07,197 --> 01:38:10,428
Only skin, not a drip of blood.
It wasn't in the deal.

1683
01:38:10,801 --> 01:38:14,803
- What?
- The contract says skin.

1684
01:38:14,804 --> 01:38:18,272
- There's no mention of blood.
- I hadn't thought of that.

1685
01:38:18,273 --> 01:38:21,809
It's either skin off,
with no bloodshed, or nothing.

1686
01:38:21,810 --> 01:38:24,711
I should cut your throat, rascal!

1687
01:38:24,712 --> 01:38:28,547
But I won't do it!
The worst punishment for her...

1688
01:38:28,548 --> 01:38:31,985
is to be married to someone like you!

1689
01:38:31,986 --> 01:38:33,684
A coward, a sissy...

1690
01:38:33,685 --> 01:38:36,225
a rascal!
- You're being kind!

1691
01:38:37,227 --> 01:38:40,824
Get lost!
You and your generations to come!

1692
01:38:40,825 --> 01:38:44,028
It will be a cold day in hell...

1693
01:38:44,029 --> 01:38:49,094
before I leave you a penny, Rosinha!

1694
01:38:49,807 --> 01:38:51,469
We're all broke again!

1695
01:38:51,470 --> 01:38:54,042
Again?
It's my first time, actually.

1696
01:38:54,043 --> 01:38:56,842
Yes, dear, "some" gold digger,
you are the opposite of money.

1697
01:38:56,843 --> 01:38:59,178
I wonder if this isn't for the best.

1698
01:38:59,179 --> 01:39:01,913
If I got rich, I might
end up like the baker.

1699
01:39:01,914 --> 01:39:04,182
Plus, we're used to poverty.

1700
01:39:04,183 --> 01:39:07,587
- I'm getting hungry as hell.
- Here's a piece of our cake!

1701
01:39:07,588 --> 01:39:10,751
You are a quick learner
in poverty, Rosinha!

1702
01:39:11,362 --> 01:39:15,178
Please, help me.
I'm starving.

1703
01:39:15,179 --> 01:39:18,325
Forgive us, but we're all starving, too.

1704
01:39:18,736 --> 01:39:20,966
Take this, sir.

1705
01:39:21,372 --> 01:39:24,339
- And may God be with you.
- May He be with you.

1706
01:39:24,340 --> 01:39:26,975
You gave him almost everything.

1707
01:39:26,976 --> 01:39:28,807
He's also God's creature.

1708
01:39:28,808 --> 01:39:31,610
Sometimes, Jesus comes in disguise...

1709
01:39:31,611 --> 01:39:33,215
to test our kindness.

1710
01:39:33,216 --> 01:39:35,615
That could be, but that one wasn't Him.

1711
01:39:35,616 --> 01:39:40,351
- How do you know?
- Jesus? As black as that guy?

1712
01:39:40,352 --> 01:39:43,958
Why not?
I met a man who met Jesus.

1713
01:39:43,959 --> 01:39:46,654
- Where, Chicó?
- In Heaven.

1714
01:39:49,133 --> 01:39:52,168
He said there are huge processions there.

1715
01:39:52,169 --> 01:39:55,968
He said Jesus was on His throne,
surrounded by angels...

1716
01:39:55,969 --> 01:39:57,301
like in paintings.

1717
01:39:57,660 --> 01:40:00,892
He said Paradise is near Bahia,
that's why Christ is dusky.

1718
01:40:00,894 --> 01:40:03,502
How could he tell you that,
if he was dead?

1719
01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:06,106
I don't know, but so it was!

1720
01:40:24,900 --> 01:40:28,900
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