1 00:03:51,174 --> 00:03:53,509 - Here's that four-ten. - Right. 2 00:04:02,185 --> 00:04:05,688 I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. 3 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:10,485 I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. 4 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:13,696 The girls were checked out daily. 5 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:17,825 And we got ourselves laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. 6 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,829 That is until some suckhead writes home to mama... 7 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:25,291 ...and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. 8 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,836 Then the shit hits the fan. 9 00:04:29,379 --> 00:04:32,632 A committee of congressmen who, asshole-to-asshole... 10 00:04:32,715 --> 00:04:35,134 ...couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind... 11 00:04:35,218 --> 00:04:39,389 ...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass Marine, "No more shore time." 12 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,184 We respond in true Marine Corps fashion. 13 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:47,647 We salute, do an about face, double-time back to the boom-boom garbage dump... 14 00:04:48,523 --> 00:04:51,985 ...where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs... 15 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:56,739 ...and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. 16 00:04:58,074 --> 00:05:00,076 War is hell, boy. That's a fact. 17 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:03,371 I don't like soldier boys. 18 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:07,500 Say what? 19 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:12,422 You want to pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead. 20 00:05:16,134 --> 00:05:18,219 Sounds like you're a man of experience. 21 00:05:18,845 --> 00:05:20,847 What the fuck's that mean, grunt-shit? 22 00:05:21,264 --> 00:05:25,268 It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty and tired. 23 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,729 I eat concertina wire and piss napalm... 24 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:31,357 ...and I can put a round through a flea's ass at two hundred meters. 25 00:05:31,858 --> 00:05:35,528 So go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 26 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:40,033 You aren't going to be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead. 27 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:44,954 Hang onto this, boy. 28 00:05:45,496 --> 00:05:47,749 I think war's just been declared. 29 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:58,760 Just sit there and bleed for a while before you taste some real pain. 30 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:06,768 Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings. 31 00:06:08,644 --> 00:06:09,896 Kill him. 32 00:06:29,832 --> 00:06:33,836 Then again, there was this dusky gal in Bangkok... 33 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:36,464 ...a real crossway breezer, I swear. 34 00:06:38,925 --> 00:06:41,219 Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. 35 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:48,434 Sergeant Highway. 36 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:51,187 Drunk and disorderly... 37 00:06:51,604 --> 00:06:53,940 ...fighting in a public establishment... 38 00:06:54,649 --> 00:06:57,652 ...urinating on a police vehicle. 39 00:07:04,117 --> 00:07:06,411 It seemed like the thing to do, sir. 40 00:07:10,623 --> 00:07:12,625 Just because there's no war going on... 41 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:16,254 ...it doesn't give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. 42 00:07:17,547 --> 00:07:21,676 I'm taking into account your excellent military record... 43 00:07:21,759 --> 00:07:24,887 ...and your commitment to the security of this great nation... 44 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:30,184 ...but this is your last chance. 45 00:07:32,603 --> 00:07:35,273 $100 fine. Next. 46 00:07:44,824 --> 00:07:47,160 Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese? 47 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:53,082 Who do you think you are, pissing on my squad car? 48 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:56,044 You think you can break our rules and just walk away? 49 00:07:56,294 --> 00:08:00,214 We're supposed to wet our pants over your goddamned colored ribbons? 50 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,550 Read that file of yours sometime, hero. 51 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,303 Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. 52 00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:08,473 One night you're going to be puking blood in some alley... 53 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,267 ...and you'll see me standing there. Then we'll see. 54 00:08:11,351 --> 00:08:12,685 Keep dreaming, shitball. 55 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:15,855 You'll pay full price. I don't give any serviceman's discount. 56 00:08:15,938 --> 00:08:17,940 Too bad. Your old lady does. 57 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,663 Just about cleaned you out. 58 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:37,293 Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers? 59 00:08:37,377 --> 00:08:42,298 Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake? Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly? 60 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:44,842 Looks like you need a lift, Highway. 61 00:08:44,926 --> 00:08:50,056 Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom queen's thighs only not quite so risky. 62 00:08:50,723 --> 00:08:53,726 Havana cured. Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply. 63 00:08:53,976 --> 00:08:55,561 We do each other favors. 64 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:59,399 I've got lots of friends. Of course, I could always use another friend. 65 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:02,568 - So we can do each other favors? - Yes, sure. 66 00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:08,241 If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and your eyesight not so clear around here... 67 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:13,538 ...I could make your military life a lot comfier and more rewarding. 68 00:09:14,914 --> 00:09:18,084 Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face... 69 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:22,714 ...before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. 70 00:09:22,797 --> 00:09:25,425 Gunney Highway, Major Devin wants to see you, ASAP. 71 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:34,809 - At ease. That'll be all, Sergeant Major. - Aye, aye, sir. 72 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:38,354 Highway, relax. 73 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:40,606 Stop being so gung-ho. 74 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,608 That's what I am, sir. 75 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:47,447 What do you got now, about 24? 76 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,365 And then some, sir. 77 00:09:50,116 --> 00:09:53,786 Some men in your position would look forward to retirement. 78 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:57,623 Take their wives on an around-the-world cruise. 79 00:09:57,874 --> 00:09:59,792 But that's not your way. Is it? 80 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:04,964 You choose to harangue my staff with a request for transfer to... 81 00:10:05,631 --> 00:10:07,508 ...a Fleet Marine Force Unit. 82 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:14,015 The very unit you got busted out of for insubordination, conduct unbecoming. 83 00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:18,895 That's true, Major. I have had my differences with some limp dicks... 84 00:10:18,978 --> 00:10:20,355 Highway! 85 00:10:21,981 --> 00:10:24,484 I don't know whether to admire you... 86 00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:27,111 ...or resent the living hell out of you. 87 00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:31,491 Either way, I guess it doesn't matter. You're out of here, effective immediately. 88 00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:34,452 Where to, sir? 89 00:10:36,245 --> 00:10:40,249 2nd Recon Battalion, 2nd Marine Division. You're going home. 90 00:10:42,752 --> 00:10:44,003 Aye, aye, sir. 91 00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:49,717 Gunney Highway? 92 00:10:51,094 --> 00:10:52,136 Sir? 93 00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:55,598 Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it. 94 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:01,729 Halt! 95 00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:04,774 About face! 96 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,294 We're going to bring up tonight's last victim. 97 00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:27,338 He's a true blood, born in New Jersey. 98 00:11:27,422 --> 00:11:29,382 He's the President of Punk. 99 00:11:29,465 --> 00:11:31,259 The Earl of Funk. 100 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:35,680 The next king of rock and roll himself. Ladies and gentlemen, Stitch Jones. 101 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:54,407 Do I bother you while you're playing romance the sheep? 102 00:11:55,908 --> 00:11:58,202 Why not bag the geeks and keep America beautiful? 103 00:11:58,286 --> 00:12:00,997 Put a 10-gallon bag over their 10-gallon heads. 104 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,582 Shall we take care of this? 105 00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:06,252 You look like the Twin Towers turned to cellulite. 106 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:10,590 I can play country-western. Give me another chance. 107 00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:11,716 Oh yeah? 108 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,303 I know Merle Haggard, Hoss Cartwright, The Beverly Hillbillies. 109 00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:17,764 Give me another chance. I need the money! 110 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,269 - How far? - About two stops. 111 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,143 - Are you the maid? - No. 112 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:47,812 I want the seat, but it's not worth dying over. 113 00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:54,319 Liz and Dick, Lennon and McCartney, even Ali and Frazier... 114 00:13:54,652 --> 00:13:56,863 ...they worked it out. So can we, right? 115 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:59,907 Stitch Jones is the name. Rocking and rapping is the game. 116 00:14:00,408 --> 00:14:01,951 Pleased to meet you, too. 117 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,121 I banged up my Corvette, but I figure, what the hell... 118 00:14:05,204 --> 00:14:08,249 ...gives me a chance to get out and meet the regular people. 119 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,169 People like yourself. People like my fans. 120 00:14:11,419 --> 00:14:13,379 I'm a singer. You heard of me. 121 00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:17,383 Stitch Jones: Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool, Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 122 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,135 Shut your face, hippie. 123 00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:21,721 Did you say "hippie"? 124 00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:25,266 Haven't been hippies around here for centuries. 125 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,602 You been freeze-dried or doing hard time? 126 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:33,650 One of those would sure go down nice. 127 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,819 I'd buy one from you, but I don't have my plastic. 128 00:14:36,903 --> 00:14:39,405 Usually I get one of my lackeys to do my business. 129 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:42,825 You can have one for free if it will shut that hole under your nose. 130 00:14:42,909 --> 00:14:44,202 Thank you, my man. 131 00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:48,373 Jones. 132 00:14:49,415 --> 00:14:53,211 This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear. Tom Highway. 133 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,005 These aren't your magazines. 134 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:59,759 No. Somebody must've left them there. 135 00:15:01,177 --> 00:15:03,930 The Sexual Politics of Living Alone. 136 00:15:06,307 --> 00:15:08,267 The Big Commitment and You. 137 00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,312 Island Erotics: 138 00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:15,942 How To Stay Tan, Tickly and Tantalized in the Cool Waters of Jamaica. 139 00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:17,443 Not bad, man. 140 00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:26,119 Sunday Sex With a Wednesday Lover. 141 00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:28,371 That sounds like a song. 142 00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:31,958 "I met her on a Wednesday She was the best 143 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,627 "Come Sunday morning, I needed rest 144 00:15:35,294 --> 00:15:37,839 "Because she didn't shave, She didn't use Neet 145 00:15:37,922 --> 00:15:40,216 "She tried to use my face as a bicycle seat" 146 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,511 Word, am I fresh? 147 00:15:46,139 --> 00:15:50,476 She's got some angry titties. Hostile projectiles. 148 00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:52,729 Put your shit in there, get frostbite. 149 00:15:52,812 --> 00:15:54,147 She isn't so bad. 150 00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:57,233 You want to talk tonight, I'll listen. 151 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:02,071 Don't try to sell me on making love or making music because I'm an authority. 152 00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:05,658 Born to screw and bred to sing. That's me. 153 00:16:05,992 --> 00:16:07,827 I must cut a few Z's myself. 154 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:11,331 So keep down the chatter while I get my beauty sleep. 155 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,471 Yes. Groupies are fun but you need your vitamins... 156 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:28,514 ...because those babes'll wear you out. 157 00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:30,975 - Anything else, General? - No. That's fine. 158 00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:34,687 What are all those medals? 159 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:38,524 I'll never tell. At least, not while the sun is shining. 160 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,906 This babe is whacked. 161 00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:48,201 She doesn't know what's twelve inches long and white. 162 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,535 Nothing. 163 00:16:51,996 --> 00:16:54,332 No offense. Just working on my routine. 164 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:57,669 I'll tell you what's black and bleeding, if it don't shut up. 165 00:16:57,752 --> 00:17:00,755 Mellow, man. It's gonna be a nice day. 166 00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,386 Tell the driver, I'll be right out. 167 00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:09,931 Don't worry. I'll use my plastic. It's my treat for your hospitality. 168 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,225 Thanks, I'll get the tip. 169 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:23,903 My buddy will take care of that. 170 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:27,740 He asked me to tell you that there's no sunshine in the men's john. 171 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:43,172 I'm here, baby. Let's do some distance. 172 00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,602 Son of a bitch. 173 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:42,231 You're going to slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 174 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,903 Yes. I guess I should have gotten shots beforehand. 175 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:51,908 If your brain was as quick as your mouth, you'd be a twenty-star general by now. 176 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:55,536 If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major... 177 00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,997 ...I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic. 178 00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:00,750 Still a mean and nasty bastard. 179 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:06,047 Goddamn! It's sure good to see you, Tom, back where you belong. 180 00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:08,675 Take it easy. Everybody will think I'm spoken for. 181 00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:12,845 'Morning, sir. 182 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,806 Sergeant Major? 183 00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:16,683 Coffee, sir? 184 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,394 Negative. 185 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:22,689 Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, reporting for duty, sir. 186 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:31,155 That Operation Officer's farthole is sewed so tight, he shits out of his mouth. 187 00:19:31,364 --> 00:19:32,407 Academy? 188 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:34,742 Big-time football hero. 189 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:37,537 When am I ever going to get a break? 190 00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:38,913 Never. 191 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,290 - Sergeant Major? - Sir! 192 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,292 Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 193 00:19:56,681 --> 00:19:57,974 Been in a long time. 194 00:19:58,725 --> 00:20:00,810 I've felt a little heat, sir. 195 00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:05,064 Korea. Dominican in 1965. Three tours of duty in Vietnam. 196 00:20:05,898 --> 00:20:08,359 This old bulldog is carrying so much shrapnel... 197 00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:11,029 ...he can't pass through an airport metal detector. 198 00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:14,741 I haven't yet had the privilege of combat. 199 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,747 I recently came over from Supply and Logistics. 200 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,750 An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir. 201 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,377 Quite. 202 00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:30,173 My record of achievement thus far has been exemplary... 203 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:33,301 ...and I fully intend for that to continue. 204 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:34,677 Sir. 205 00:20:35,428 --> 00:20:38,765 I want this battalion to be the class of the division. 206 00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:42,393 I expect my noncommissioned officers to lead by example. 207 00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:46,105 Public fighting and insubordination to civilian authority... 208 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,358 ...are not what I call "good standards." 209 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,943 It was a minor altercation, sir. 210 00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:52,904 You make a habit of that, Gunney. 211 00:20:53,529 --> 00:20:55,740 A year ago you hit an officer. 212 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,076 I went to Annapolis with that man. 213 00:20:58,159 --> 00:21:00,328 You try that with me, Sergeant Highway... 214 00:21:00,411 --> 00:21:04,248 ...and you'll drag your butt in a sling for a month, understand? 215 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,376 Yes, sir. 216 00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:12,423 I don't know what strings you pulled to get here, but I assure you, I don't like it. 217 00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:14,592 This is the new Marine Corps. 218 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:17,762 The new breed. 219 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:20,807 Characters like you are an anachronism. 220 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:26,604 You should be sealed in a case that reads, "Break Glass Only in the Event of War." 221 00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:34,237 I have no tolerance for you old-timers who think you know better. Understand? 222 00:21:36,114 --> 00:21:40,326 I understand a lot of body bags get filled if I don't do my job, sir. 223 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,412 Major! 224 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:47,208 Division has assigned Gunney Highway to our Reconnaissance Platoon. 225 00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:54,173 Yes, Recon. 226 00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:58,928 Their last sergeant was an old-time combat vet, too. 227 00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,806 But he went ROAD on me... 228 00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:04,517 ..."Retired On Active Duty." 229 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,395 Had a few months to retirement, figured he'd coast. 230 00:22:07,979 --> 00:22:10,315 Allowed the men to lapse into mediocrity. 231 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:16,321 You're close to mandatory retirement yourself. Aren't you, Highway? 232 00:22:17,322 --> 00:22:19,157 That's right, Major. 233 00:22:21,826 --> 00:22:25,872 I ask for Marines, the division sends me relics. 234 00:22:32,462 --> 00:22:36,132 The men in Recon Platoon are less than highly motivated, to say the least. 235 00:22:36,716 --> 00:22:38,509 I want those men in shape. 236 00:22:39,177 --> 00:22:43,014 I'll make life-takers and heartbreakers out of them, sir. 237 00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:47,352 Dismissed. 238 00:22:52,565 --> 00:22:55,818 Is he always like that, or is he trying to make a good impression? 239 00:22:55,902 --> 00:22:59,447 He even consults the Marine Corps manual before he mounts his old lady... 240 00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:03,076 ...just to insure he performs in an orderly, proficient, military manner. 241 00:23:03,242 --> 00:23:06,079 Chow with Helen and me tonight. She can't wait to see you. 242 00:23:06,162 --> 00:23:09,207 Later, we can stomp some brain cells and tell some stories. 243 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:13,211 - I'd like to, but I'd better get organized. - Sure. I understand. 244 00:23:15,046 --> 00:23:16,881 Excuse me, sir. 245 00:23:17,423 --> 00:23:20,426 I mean, Gunney. Sergeant Major. 246 00:23:20,718 --> 00:23:24,514 Sir, this is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. He's been assigned to Recon Platoon. 247 00:23:24,597 --> 00:23:26,265 Outstanding! Welcome aboard. 248 00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:30,979 I have to hightail it. I'm late for pre-scuba school. 249 00:23:33,606 --> 00:23:35,400 His mama know he's playing Marine? 250 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,987 By the way, he's Lieutenant Ring. Your platoon leader. 251 00:23:39,904 --> 00:23:41,072 Thanks a lot. 252 00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:45,159 You think you were just going to tilt nipple to a bunch of no-rank fuzzbutts? 253 00:23:45,243 --> 00:23:47,245 Want me to intro you to your troops? 254 00:23:47,328 --> 00:23:49,831 - No. I'll take care of it. - Take my pickup. 255 00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:51,624 Thanks. Where is it? 256 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:55,128 You just tell by the sign. It says, "Sergeant Major." 257 00:24:08,808 --> 00:24:12,979 - Is this Recon Platoon? - No speak English. 258 00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,815 - You? - No habla. 259 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:47,513 My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 260 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:52,810 I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, busted more balls... 261 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,898 ...than all you numbnuts put together. 262 00:24:57,065 --> 00:25:00,109 Major Powers has put me in charge of this Recon Platoon. 263 00:25:00,193 --> 00:25:01,694 We take care of ourselves! 264 00:25:02,028 --> 00:25:04,364 You couldn't take care of a wet dream. 265 00:25:04,697 --> 00:25:06,908 - God loves you. - I know that. 266 00:25:06,991 --> 00:25:08,618 You men do not impress me! 267 00:25:09,535 --> 00:25:12,038 Recon Platoon kicks butt! 268 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:19,379 You think you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy... 269 00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:21,881 ...a short-timer just marking the days. 270 00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:25,468 You're going to start acting like Marines, right now. 271 00:25:25,677 --> 00:25:27,136 Who invited you? 272 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:31,140 I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes. 273 00:25:31,224 --> 00:25:35,144 And I don't want to get my head shot off in some faraway land... 274 00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:38,314 ...because you don't habla. Comprende? - Right! 275 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,274 - You? - Yes, Gunney! 276 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:43,361 "Girl, you know I think you're fine 277 00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:46,781 "and you've got that big behind" 278 00:25:55,832 --> 00:25:57,917 Well, well, well. 279 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:05,591 I'm here to tell you all that life as you know it has ended. 280 00:26:07,135 --> 00:26:09,387 You should all go to town tonight. 281 00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:11,806 Laugh and make fools of yourselves. 282 00:26:12,056 --> 00:26:16,436 Rub your little peckers against your honey, or stick it in a knothole in a fence... 283 00:26:16,519 --> 00:26:20,106 ...but whatever it is, just get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow... 284 00:26:21,399 --> 00:26:23,401 ...your ass is mine. 285 00:26:23,484 --> 00:26:24,652 Where's your bunk? 286 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:30,908 What's going on? 287 00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:45,173 - Let's have it. - What are you talking about? 288 00:26:45,256 --> 00:26:47,925 - The money from my ticket. - No need to use violence. 289 00:26:48,176 --> 00:26:50,178 I'm a Capricorn, a peace lover. 290 00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:53,014 I was just a little down on my luck. 291 00:26:53,431 --> 00:26:56,934 I got some money right here. It's all I got. 292 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,478 And the meal. 293 00:26:58,561 --> 00:26:59,896 - Meal? - Yes. The meal. 294 00:27:01,773 --> 00:27:04,525 - That's really all I've got. Right there. - And the tip. 295 00:27:04,609 --> 00:27:06,944 - No. That's really it! - You owe me. 296 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:13,534 It's my will against yours, and you will lose. 297 00:27:13,951 --> 00:27:15,536 So 0600 tomorrow. 298 00:27:16,204 --> 00:27:20,375 That's 6:00 in the morning for all you people who don't habla. 299 00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:24,420 Damn! He just tore off my ear! 300 00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:27,632 He's lucky he had a chance to escape before I kicked his ass... 301 00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:30,385 ...big leatherneck, jarhead motherfucker! 302 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:33,262 Something must be done about this Gunney Highway. 303 00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:35,098 Yes! But what are we going to do? 304 00:27:35,348 --> 00:27:39,477 - Wait till the Swede gets out of the brig! - That's it! The Swede! 305 00:27:39,644 --> 00:27:43,022 - Yes! He'll rip his head off and dump in it! - Then he'll eat it! 306 00:27:43,106 --> 00:27:45,775 - Yes! - The Swede! Goodbye, Highway! 307 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:49,487 Swede! Swede! Swede! 308 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,043 Hey, baby. 309 00:28:04,168 --> 00:28:05,461 I called his wife... 310 00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:07,964 Do you fool around on the first date? 311 00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:20,059 Damn you. Don't you know how to write or call? 312 00:28:20,143 --> 00:28:23,479 I didn't want to cause you any sleepless nights thinking about me. 313 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:26,774 - I'll get you a beer. - Great. I could use one. 314 00:28:29,527 --> 00:28:33,573 You look great. They don't make them like you anymore, sweetheart. 315 00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:36,743 Hell, sure they do. 316 00:28:37,618 --> 00:28:41,331 But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot. 317 00:28:41,706 --> 00:28:43,541 No, not this kid. 318 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:47,086 It seems marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible. 319 00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:51,299 Panther piss. The best years of my life were with a Marine. 320 00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:55,720 If I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words, and curl your toes. 321 00:28:56,387 --> 00:28:57,597 I'll bet you could. 322 00:28:58,723 --> 00:29:00,892 Aggie always kept a smile on your face. 323 00:29:01,476 --> 00:29:02,977 That was pain. 324 00:29:03,728 --> 00:29:05,229 Tom, she's in town. 325 00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:11,027 I figured as much. 326 00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:14,489 If she wants more alimony, she's in trouble. 327 00:29:15,073 --> 00:29:19,577 I'm so broke, I couldn't leave if it took a quarter to go around the world. 328 00:29:19,994 --> 00:29:22,330 She's cocktailing over at the Palace. 329 00:29:23,706 --> 00:29:26,876 I figured she'd be married to a general by now. 330 00:29:29,754 --> 00:29:31,422 Can I get my old room back? 331 00:29:31,798 --> 00:29:33,800 Hell, yes. You going to see her? 332 00:29:33,883 --> 00:29:35,968 Hell, no. Can I run a tab on this? 333 00:29:36,135 --> 00:29:37,261 Hell, no. 334 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:10,253 And now, back from an awesomely successful tour... 335 00:30:10,378 --> 00:30:13,715 ... the Earl of Funk, the Duke of Cool... 336 00:30:14,465 --> 00:30:18,886 ... the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a, Stitch Jones! 337 00:31:21,366 --> 00:31:22,867 Okay, what will it... 338 00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,371 Aggie. 339 00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:30,833 - What do you want? - A beer. 340 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,671 - What are you doing here? - Ordering. 341 00:31:56,818 --> 00:31:58,444 You even remembered the brand. 342 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:02,240 Bad whiskey, bad sex and bad men, I never forget. 343 00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:05,618 You didn't talk dirty when we were married. 344 00:32:06,285 --> 00:32:09,122 Always. Only you were never there to hear it. 345 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:13,501 Look, Tom, I'm working. 346 00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:16,838 - You look great. - The lights are low. 347 00:32:17,588 --> 00:32:20,508 I mean it. I'd recognize you coming and going. 348 00:32:20,633 --> 00:32:22,802 Please, save the banter for your bimbos. 349 00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:26,431 It's late. I'm tired. My feet hurt. What are you doing here? 350 00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,891 I'm back with Recon. 351 00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:32,603 And you just happened to wander in here? Ain't life grand? 352 00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:36,649 - I didn't come here to fight with you. - You mean old dogs do learn new tricks? 353 00:32:36,816 --> 00:32:40,528 I just came for a beer and you're ragging my ass already. 354 00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,406 Aggie, is there a problem here? 355 00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:45,533 No. 356 00:32:46,284 --> 00:32:50,580 I'd like you to meet one of my favorite exes. This is Thomas Highway. 357 00:32:50,663 --> 00:32:52,832 This is Roy Jennings. He owns the Palace. 358 00:32:56,377 --> 00:32:59,255 I've heard about you and your bullshit heroics. 359 00:32:59,339 --> 00:33:02,884 Now, Roy, Tom is just going to leave. 360 00:33:07,388 --> 00:33:09,724 Aggie, I'll take you home after we close... 361 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,645 ...as usual. 362 00:33:22,195 --> 00:33:24,280 You sure can pick them. 363 00:33:25,406 --> 00:33:27,075 Look who's talking. 364 00:33:46,511 --> 00:33:50,974 I'm going to play something from NYC. I want all of you to rock the house. 365 00:33:51,057 --> 00:33:53,393 Fuck rock! Get your hair cut! 366 00:33:56,604 --> 00:34:00,191 You're so ugly, you should be at the airport, sniffing luggage! 367 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:02,819 I guess you think you're funny? 368 00:34:03,987 --> 00:34:06,781 All of you, cross your legs, hold your noses, and fart. 369 00:34:06,864 --> 00:34:09,409 - I bet you could clear out your minds! - Say what? 370 00:34:11,661 --> 00:34:14,122 Don't start no S-H. There won't be no l-T. 371 00:34:14,205 --> 00:34:15,873 We have some pretty ladies here. 372 00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:18,960 Come have a drink with the nation's finest. 373 00:34:20,086 --> 00:34:21,129 Chill out. 374 00:34:22,505 --> 00:34:26,009 Knock it off! Knock it off, goddamn it! 375 00:34:26,426 --> 00:34:27,635 Sit down! 376 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,013 Lay off them, they're not hurting anyone. 377 00:34:30,096 --> 00:34:33,224 - Why don't you stay out of this? - This is none of your business. 378 00:34:33,308 --> 00:34:35,143 Are you some kind of smart mouth? 379 00:34:35,852 --> 00:34:37,687 I'm just trying to sing a song here. 380 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:39,480 You get off on rousting Marines? 381 00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:41,983 Leave it alone. It doesn't concern you. 382 00:34:42,066 --> 00:34:44,068 I chew on jarheads and spit them out. 383 00:34:44,402 --> 00:34:48,906 You do? Why don't I just bend you over that table and nail you in the keister? 384 00:34:49,115 --> 00:34:50,616 What are you talking about? 385 00:34:50,742 --> 00:34:53,328 That's what your persuasion is. You just said so. 386 00:34:53,411 --> 00:34:56,706 I'll send you home with an "l-just-pumped-the-neighbor's-cat"... 387 00:34:56,789 --> 00:34:57,832 ...Iook on your face. 388 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,294 What kind of fag talk is that? 389 00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:03,421 You have no right to do this! 390 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,882 He's just fucking with you. 391 00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:07,759 These guys don't mean nothing. 392 00:35:08,009 --> 00:35:11,346 Who'd have the bad sense to fuck with you in your own place? 393 00:35:11,429 --> 00:35:13,431 Welcome to Fantasy Disco. 394 00:35:14,432 --> 00:35:16,100 To hell with both of you. 395 00:35:18,186 --> 00:35:20,688 You're out, Jones. Hit the road. 396 00:35:21,105 --> 00:35:23,274 And you watch it, funny man. 397 00:35:25,109 --> 00:35:27,278 Get your tight little butt out of here. 398 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:36,245 I never want to see you here again. 399 00:35:37,288 --> 00:35:39,624 I have got a future here, damn it! 400 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:42,335 - Cocktailing? - No! With Roy! 401 00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:46,381 I expect a hell of a lot better out of an ex-wife of mine. 402 00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:48,424 He's an improvement over you! 403 00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:57,725 I don't believe this shit! 404 00:35:57,934 --> 00:36:01,104 I'd have kicked Jennings' ass, if I wasn't trying to protect you. 405 00:36:02,438 --> 00:36:05,108 So you owe me one. I saved your life. 406 00:36:05,984 --> 00:36:08,987 This doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower. 407 00:36:10,989 --> 00:36:13,324 Fucking big jarhead sucker. 408 00:36:15,076 --> 00:36:17,412 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 409 00:36:17,829 --> 00:36:20,164 Off your ass and on your feet. Get up! 410 00:36:20,665 --> 00:36:22,667 Knees in the breeze in five minutes. 411 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:25,253 It's 5:00 a.m.! You said, 6:00 a.m. 412 00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:27,171 So I can't tell time. 413 00:36:27,463 --> 00:36:32,135 Maybe some commie bastard's coming to pop you a new asshole in the forehead. 414 00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:36,848 Move out! You're Marines now. You improvise. You adapt. You overcome. 415 00:36:37,098 --> 00:36:38,766 Four minutes. Fall out. 416 00:36:42,437 --> 00:36:45,523 We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. 417 00:36:45,606 --> 00:36:47,191 Only one shake of the whangs. 418 00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:50,820 Any more than that constitutes pleasure, and we're not in that business. 419 00:36:50,903 --> 00:36:52,363 Sleep well, Mr. Jones? 420 00:36:52,447 --> 00:36:55,616 It's a nightmare. Wake me up, Mama, please! 421 00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:01,873 - Gunney, platoon's formed for PT. - Take your post. 422 00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:08,463 The Marines are looking for a few good men. 423 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:11,174 Unfortunately, you aren't it. 424 00:37:13,885 --> 00:37:16,888 We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. 425 00:37:17,305 --> 00:37:19,557 Surrender is not in our creed. 426 00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:21,017 Let's hear you say that. 427 00:37:21,392 --> 00:37:23,144 Surrender is not in our creed. 428 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:28,733 Louder, or next time you leave this base, you'll be collecting pensions. 429 00:37:29,651 --> 00:37:31,736 - Surrender is not in our creed! - Louder! 430 00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:33,696 Surrender is not in our creed! 431 00:37:37,408 --> 00:37:39,077 Strip off those t-shirts. 432 00:37:39,243 --> 00:37:41,037 - What? - What is he talking about? 433 00:37:41,579 --> 00:37:44,082 You'll all wear the same t-shirts, or none at all. 434 00:37:59,597 --> 00:38:01,265 What's your name, Marine? 435 00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:03,768 Lance Corporal Fragetti, Gunney. 436 00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:17,365 You shouldn't litter, Fag-eddy. It's ecologically unsound. 437 00:38:20,785 --> 00:38:23,162 - What's your name? - Aponte. 438 00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:24,747 - Yours? - Profile. 439 00:38:24,831 --> 00:38:25,999 - Yours? - Quinones. 440 00:38:26,082 --> 00:38:27,417 - Yours? - Collins! 441 00:38:29,669 --> 00:38:31,254 All right, Colitis. 442 00:38:31,629 --> 00:38:33,131 Cajones. 443 00:38:33,798 --> 00:38:35,633 Prophylactics. Ajax. 444 00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:37,802 You boys are handsome. 445 00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:40,263 You look like models. 446 00:38:40,346 --> 00:38:43,349 In fact, I want your hair high and tight tomorrow morning. 447 00:38:43,433 --> 00:38:45,143 That's everybody. 448 00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:48,896 When you start looking like Marines, you'll start feeling like Marines. 449 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,941 Then, goddamn it, you'll start acting like Marines. 450 00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,027 Right face! Forward march! 451 00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:19,594 When the Swede gets out of the brig, this sucker is dead meat! 452 00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:21,846 - You got that right. - Right. 453 00:39:31,147 --> 00:39:32,899 "Mama, Mama, can't you see? 454 00:39:32,982 --> 00:39:35,193 "What the Marine Corps has done to me? 455 00:39:35,318 --> 00:39:37,278 "What the Marine Corps has done to me? 456 00:39:37,362 --> 00:39:39,197 "I used to drive a Chevrolet 457 00:39:39,405 --> 00:39:41,074 "I used to drive a Chevrolet 458 00:39:41,449 --> 00:39:43,451 "Now I'm marching everyday 459 00:39:43,868 --> 00:39:45,370 "Now I'm marching everyday" 460 00:39:45,703 --> 00:39:47,705 Cajones, give us a cadence. 461 00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:52,377 Your girlfriend is going to weep when I bite that finger off. 462 00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:54,128 Give me that cadence, now! 463 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,797 I don't remember any. 464 00:39:56,214 --> 00:39:59,050 Think fast, gopher-balls, or you'll run until midnight. 465 00:40:00,718 --> 00:40:03,221 Do it, man! This dude is certifiable. 466 00:40:05,306 --> 00:40:07,475 Do lip, Cajones. 467 00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:09,727 Do lip. 468 00:40:09,978 --> 00:40:12,897 "Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 469 00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:16,150 "Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 470 00:40:17,318 --> 00:40:20,697 "Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass 471 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:24,367 "Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass" 472 00:40:50,018 --> 00:40:52,061 Is this sucker lost? 473 00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:58,276 Is he going to invade South Carolina? 474 00:40:59,986 --> 00:41:02,822 All right, let's smoke this sucker's ass. 475 00:41:41,944 --> 00:41:44,906 'Morning. Missed you and Recon Platoon at PT. 476 00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:47,367 The men and I were getting acquainted. 477 00:41:47,617 --> 00:41:48,785 Excellent. 478 00:41:48,951 --> 00:41:51,871 I want to freelance them for awhile to evaluate them. 479 00:41:52,538 --> 00:41:56,542 There are no special duties in the training schedule. Shall I join you? 480 00:41:56,626 --> 00:41:59,128 You must have important work here. 481 00:41:59,379 --> 00:42:04,217 Actually, I am preparing a paper on tactics and strategy for the War Club Seminar. 482 00:42:04,968 --> 00:42:07,303 It's fascinating stuff. 483 00:42:07,428 --> 00:42:09,514 I don't know if the Major told you... 484 00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:13,226 ...I was Commanding Officer of my ROTC detachment in college. 485 00:42:15,144 --> 00:42:17,814 I'll sleep better at night knowing that, sir. 486 00:42:18,064 --> 00:42:20,149 Thank you. What college did you go to? 487 00:42:21,776 --> 00:42:23,444 Heartbreak Ridge. 488 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:29,450 Heartbreak Ridge? I've never heard of that school. 489 00:43:00,857 --> 00:43:03,359 That looks nice. Real nice. 490 00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:08,114 Slick. 491 00:43:09,782 --> 00:43:11,951 Smells like a Ben Gay factory. 492 00:43:13,202 --> 00:43:14,871 Strip off those t-shirts. 493 00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:16,414 We're all the same! 494 00:43:16,706 --> 00:43:17,790 The same as me? 495 00:43:18,124 --> 00:43:19,876 How can we know that? 496 00:43:19,959 --> 00:43:24,213 Improvise. Overcome. Adapt. Get off those goddamned t-shirts now! 497 00:43:29,886 --> 00:43:31,387 Platoon, right face! 498 00:43:32,096 --> 00:43:33,765 Forward march! 499 00:43:45,401 --> 00:43:48,112 Rethink. You might get away with that with Tyler... 500 00:43:48,196 --> 00:43:50,573 ...but this cat? He's nuts. He'll catch you. 501 00:43:52,617 --> 00:43:54,285 Don't worry yourself. 502 00:43:54,535 --> 00:43:57,121 The Few, the Proud, the Chumps. 503 00:44:09,217 --> 00:44:13,721 Big light-bulb head must have a key to the PX. Any better ideas? 504 00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:22,397 Where's Aponte? 505 00:44:22,939 --> 00:44:24,607 Gunney, he's sick. 506 00:44:24,691 --> 00:44:28,486 He looked like proof of life after death. He's getting checked out. 507 00:44:28,569 --> 00:44:30,613 - That right? - Yes, that's right, Gunney. 508 00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:36,244 I want the barracks field dayed and squared away ASAP today. 509 00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:38,997 Gunney, we cleaned them just a little while ago. 510 00:44:39,163 --> 00:44:41,165 Yes, Gunney, it's Saturday. 511 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:47,714 Let's have a show of hands, how many think the squad bay is ready to go as is? 512 00:44:48,047 --> 00:44:51,384 - Definitely! - There you have it. Democracy in action. 513 00:44:51,801 --> 00:44:53,761 - Right! - We'll run instead. 514 00:44:53,886 --> 00:44:54,929 Attention! 515 00:44:55,638 --> 00:44:56,723 Right face! 516 00:44:57,473 --> 00:44:58,516 Forward march! 517 00:45:00,727 --> 00:45:01,769 Double time! 518 00:45:25,335 --> 00:45:26,377 - Shit! - Out of my way! 519 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,963 What's going on? 520 00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:33,384 This is the AK-47 assault rifle. Your enemy's preferred weapon. 521 00:45:33,468 --> 00:45:37,472 It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. 522 00:45:41,559 --> 00:45:42,894 Move out. 523 00:45:49,108 --> 00:45:53,946 That is bullshit, man. He is dogging us. He's shooting at us, scraping at us. 524 00:45:56,616 --> 00:45:57,659 I know! 525 00:45:59,535 --> 00:46:02,497 Look at the way he's always squinting his eyes... 526 00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:04,415 ...trying to talk all tough. 527 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:07,960 I should slap him myself, just to call his bluff. 528 00:46:08,044 --> 00:46:11,214 Don't do that! He's just a jarhead fool. 529 00:46:11,297 --> 00:46:14,509 "You're right, but hold me back in case I lose my cool 530 00:46:14,592 --> 00:46:16,886 "Because we're the Recon Platoon 531 00:46:16,970 --> 00:46:21,557 - "We're always gung-ho to party - "Or watch The Late Show 532 00:46:21,641 --> 00:46:23,101 "Until Highway came along 533 00:46:23,184 --> 00:46:26,646 "His abuse we don't need But we'll end all of this bullshit 534 00:46:26,729 --> 00:46:30,274 "when Highway meets the Swede!" 535 00:47:32,837 --> 00:47:34,631 Highway, I heard you were back. 536 00:47:34,964 --> 00:47:36,007 Webster. 537 00:47:36,174 --> 00:47:39,385 These retards couldn't fight their way out of a shithouse. 538 00:47:39,969 --> 00:47:42,221 Is that where you've been keeping yourself? 539 00:47:42,305 --> 00:47:45,767 The Major and I are building an elite company of fighting men. 540 00:47:46,643 --> 00:47:50,313 The only thing you could build, Webster, is a good case of hemorrhoids. 541 00:47:58,363 --> 00:48:01,783 - What? - You're blowing away all your ammunition. 542 00:48:01,866 --> 00:48:06,162 Mr. L-Hate-Americans is going to make you into Swiss cheese. Slow down your fire. 543 00:48:06,245 --> 00:48:09,832 It's not my fucking fault! The fucking weapon is fucking fucked up! 544 00:48:17,757 --> 00:48:20,760 Nothing is wrong with that rifle. Keep it tight. 545 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:29,018 Did you wake up this morning with a piss pot on your head? 546 00:48:30,311 --> 00:48:32,689 No, Gunney. I wore this in your honor. 547 00:48:33,356 --> 00:48:34,941 - Is that so? - Yes. 548 00:48:35,024 --> 00:48:39,278 I figured, this is a classic piece of issue, Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Khe Sahn... 549 00:48:39,362 --> 00:48:41,155 ...all that old antique stuff. 550 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:46,035 A nice tribute to an aging veteran as close to retirement as yourself. 551 00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:47,870 I'm touched. 552 00:48:47,954 --> 00:48:51,666 Yes! Recon way of saying welcome, and inevitably, goodbye. 553 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,086 And the Kevlar helmet you were issued... 554 00:48:55,294 --> 00:48:59,590 ...that didn't, by chance, find its way into one of the local pawn shops in town? 555 00:49:01,134 --> 00:49:03,636 No way, Gunney. That's a serious implication. 556 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:07,598 - We're financially responsible for them. - That's right. You are. 557 00:49:07,890 --> 00:49:11,144 That's why I want to see Kevlar on your head by 1900 hours... 558 00:49:11,227 --> 00:49:13,896 ...or you're not going to have a head to wear it on. 559 00:49:14,856 --> 00:49:17,108 Yes, sir, Gunney Highway, Sergeant, sir. 560 00:49:18,484 --> 00:49:20,653 Gunney, my weapon's jammed. 561 00:49:23,781 --> 00:49:26,034 - What the... - Shit! 562 00:49:49,515 --> 00:49:52,602 Major Powers is going to teach you how to discipline your men. 563 00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:56,689 If Powers ever stopped suddenly, your face would go halfway up his ass. 564 00:50:01,027 --> 00:50:03,279 Profile is never going to make it back. 565 00:50:03,363 --> 00:50:05,114 Powers is cold-blooded. 566 00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:23,675 Don't give the prick the satisfaction. You can make it. 567 00:50:26,386 --> 00:50:28,471 Recon! 568 00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:33,810 What did you say, Gunnery Sergeant? 569 00:50:33,893 --> 00:50:38,064 I said, "Don't give the prick the satisfaction," sir. 570 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:48,074 "Sensitive dialogue during a communication of the relationship." 571 00:50:55,331 --> 00:50:57,834 - Follow you home? - Sure. Why not? 572 00:51:23,943 --> 00:51:26,863 Somebody just look outside and see what shirt he's wearing. 573 00:51:26,946 --> 00:51:30,616 It doesn't matter. He'll just complain about something else. 574 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:33,494 Life was a lot easier before Frankenstein came. 575 00:51:33,578 --> 00:51:34,620 Right! 576 00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:37,206 How am I going to play on American Bandstand?. 577 00:51:37,290 --> 00:51:40,460 All of this macho soldiering shit is bad for my hands. 578 00:51:40,543 --> 00:51:41,878 People, fall out. 579 00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:48,009 I said, fall out! Now! 580 00:51:50,386 --> 00:51:51,929 We're not going anywhere. 581 00:51:52,430 --> 00:51:55,099 All this play-war stuff is bullshit. 582 00:51:57,226 --> 00:51:59,479 This is all a question of mind over matter. 583 00:51:59,562 --> 00:52:01,939 We no longer mind because you don't matter. 584 00:52:03,775 --> 00:52:05,943 You've been voted out of office. 585 00:52:07,236 --> 00:52:12,450 Mr. Jones, you fall out on that street, or I'll kick your ass off this planet. 586 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:15,662 I don't think so, babe. Swede? 587 00:52:27,298 --> 00:52:30,343 Gunney, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. 588 00:52:36,975 --> 00:52:39,102 Swede, say something charming to the man. 589 00:52:39,352 --> 00:52:42,105 I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck. 590 00:52:44,941 --> 00:52:48,611 So you see, Grungy Highway, we don't have any use for you anymore. 591 00:52:48,778 --> 00:52:50,238 "Hit the road, Jack! 592 00:52:50,321 --> 00:52:55,118 "And don't you come back No more, no more" 593 00:53:03,543 --> 00:53:04,794 Stick your chin up. 594 00:53:06,337 --> 00:53:07,505 Higher! 595 00:53:15,972 --> 00:53:20,059 Now get your ass out on that street, ladies. Right this second! 596 00:53:22,395 --> 00:53:24,731 I'll speak to you later, Swede. 597 00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:36,951 Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come. 598 00:53:37,035 --> 00:53:40,204 Negative, Johanson. You're going to become a Marine, right now. 599 00:53:41,497 --> 00:53:43,499 - Fall out. - Yes, sir. 600 00:53:46,586 --> 00:53:48,379 Good morning, men! 601 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:51,257 I thought I'd lead you through this exercise. 602 00:53:53,051 --> 00:53:55,094 I couldn't find Gunney Highway, though. 603 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,388 I don't know where he went. 604 00:54:14,530 --> 00:54:16,783 Good Lord, what was that? 605 00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:20,119 Sir, that's an AK-47 assault weapon. 606 00:54:20,828 --> 00:54:22,664 The preferred weapon of our enemies. 607 00:54:22,747 --> 00:54:26,084 It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir. 608 00:54:27,543 --> 00:54:29,087 Yes, it does. Doesn't it? 609 00:54:30,588 --> 00:54:31,631 Good night, Roy. 610 00:54:33,758 --> 00:54:35,760 Hold up, Aggie. I'll follow you home. 611 00:54:36,052 --> 00:54:38,221 No. You go ahead. I've got some pains. 612 00:54:40,765 --> 00:54:42,892 - I got it. - Not tonight, you don't. 613 00:54:52,193 --> 00:54:54,988 "The sensual communication, meaningful..." 614 00:54:55,822 --> 00:54:57,156 Panther piss. 615 00:54:57,907 --> 00:55:02,120 Glad to know some things don't change. Still know what a woman loves to hear. 616 00:55:04,414 --> 00:55:06,582 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 617 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:10,044 I thought maybe you'd like to sit down and we could talk. 618 00:55:10,128 --> 00:55:12,380 Are you reading those magazines? 619 00:55:13,214 --> 00:55:15,508 - What magazines? - Those magazines. 620 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,889 Somebody must have left them here. 621 00:55:21,973 --> 00:55:22,974 Who? 622 00:55:23,308 --> 00:55:25,685 - Choozoo. - He doesn't know how to read. 623 00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:28,896 Quit being so stubborn. Why don't you sit down so we can talk? 624 00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:31,482 I am not one of your troops that can be bullied. 625 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,446 Was being married to me that bad? 626 00:55:36,946 --> 00:55:38,114 Yes. 627 00:55:44,662 --> 00:55:46,622 Platoon. Attention! 628 00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,002 Thank you, Gunney! 629 00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,546 What a fine morning for a military exercise. 630 00:55:54,005 --> 00:55:55,173 Men... 631 00:55:55,465 --> 00:55:59,469 ...today we will execute an ambush against a numerically superior hostile force... 632 00:56:00,386 --> 00:56:04,682 ...by using cover, surprise, interlocking fields of fire... 633 00:56:04,974 --> 00:56:08,019 ...and the natural aggressiveness of the United States Marine. 634 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:10,938 Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine! 635 00:56:11,022 --> 00:56:13,608 We'll provide Major Powers and his elite force... 636 00:56:13,691 --> 00:56:16,653 ...an accessible target to sharpen their superior skills. 637 00:56:17,195 --> 00:56:20,323 This will be facilitated by the MILES Gear each team will wear. 638 00:56:20,406 --> 00:56:24,869 When one of our men is shot, these laser-sensitive vests emit a beeping noise. 639 00:56:26,537 --> 00:56:30,375 Excuse me, Lieutenant? Are you hinting that we don't fight back? 640 00:56:31,292 --> 00:56:35,004 Yes, Gunney. The Major likes to use the Recon Platoon as a training tool. 641 00:56:35,171 --> 00:56:38,549 What happens when these men go into combat and they're not prepared? 642 00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:40,510 They just get dead. 643 00:56:41,636 --> 00:56:43,054 Yes. I see what you mean. 644 00:56:43,137 --> 00:56:45,390 Did you discuss this with Major Powers? 645 00:56:49,644 --> 00:56:52,897 - Let's move them out, Gunney. - Are you coming with us, Lieutenant? 646 00:56:54,857 --> 00:56:57,694 No, Gunney. I have a doctor's appointment at 1100. 647 00:56:57,777 --> 00:57:00,738 I hope it's nothing that will keep you out of the next war. 648 00:57:01,656 --> 00:57:03,908 Platoon, right face. 649 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,495 Sling arms. 650 00:57:08,287 --> 00:57:10,289 Forward march. 651 00:57:27,598 --> 00:57:29,976 Are you sure Highway's our man to run the ambush? 652 00:57:30,059 --> 00:57:32,562 He's the best I know at small unit tactics. 653 00:57:32,645 --> 00:57:33,980 I doubt that. 654 00:57:41,321 --> 00:57:45,325 Marines, today we're going to kick some Recon ass. 655 00:57:48,494 --> 00:57:51,789 Attention! About face! 656 00:57:52,457 --> 00:57:53,666 Forward march! 657 00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:10,808 When I first joined the Corps... 658 00:58:10,892 --> 00:58:14,937 ...I thought I'd be jumping out of planes, and fighting the enemy. 659 00:58:15,021 --> 00:58:18,941 This is the new, modern, mechanized Marine Corps. We'll jump out of our heads. 660 00:58:19,025 --> 00:58:21,152 The only enemy we're fighting is boredom. 661 00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:23,696 You hear that voice? It's calling me, Hollywood. 662 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:26,532 Stitch Jones is going be a rock and roll star. 663 00:58:26,616 --> 00:58:28,826 Don't forget us when you make it to the top. 664 00:58:28,910 --> 00:58:32,330 Front row center seat, and all the girls I can't eat for my homeboy. 665 00:58:32,413 --> 00:58:34,082 I love leftovers. 666 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:37,418 Unsling your rifles. You're making too much noise. 667 00:58:37,502 --> 00:58:41,506 Why? We're not supposed to win. He watches too much prime time. 668 00:58:51,808 --> 00:58:53,851 - What was that? - You're dead, Marine. 669 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,480 You tripped on four booby traps that blew your legs off... 670 00:58:57,563 --> 00:59:01,651 ...and we have to send out a search party for your testicles. Where's your backup? 671 00:59:02,193 --> 00:59:03,277 Profile. 672 00:59:04,696 --> 00:59:08,366 What good are you back there? Without any cover fire, I get shot. 673 00:59:08,533 --> 00:59:12,578 While you guys pump the dog, we get everyone in this platoon killed. 674 00:59:12,662 --> 00:59:14,747 Chill out. That's what we're here for. 675 00:59:14,956 --> 00:59:16,124 Say what? 676 00:59:16,207 --> 00:59:19,335 We've ambushed Major Powers three times, and always right here. 677 00:59:19,419 --> 00:59:20,837 We know what we're doing. 678 00:59:21,087 --> 00:59:24,257 Who says we're going to ambush Major Powers right here? 679 00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:26,050 Didn't you hear Lieutenant Ring? 680 00:59:26,134 --> 00:59:29,470 Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner. 681 00:59:29,846 --> 00:59:31,848 I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. 682 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:34,600 My job is to keep you men alive. Let's move on. 683 00:59:43,901 --> 00:59:46,404 Coming to the ambush site over the next hill. 684 00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:47,822 Roger that. 685 00:59:48,114 --> 00:59:51,200 It helps, knowing when and where you're going to be hit, sir. 686 00:59:52,285 --> 00:59:56,956 Easy. Give them a few more yards, then we'll nail the coffin shut. 687 01:00:01,210 --> 01:00:02,879 Chill out. Here they come. 688 01:00:03,463 --> 01:00:05,131 Hit them now! 689 01:00:06,049 --> 01:00:07,216 Now! 690 01:00:18,269 --> 01:00:19,687 Cease fire! 691 01:00:21,648 --> 01:00:24,067 You're in the wrong ambush site! 692 01:00:25,652 --> 01:00:27,153 Cease fire! 693 01:00:31,574 --> 01:00:34,077 They're in the wrong ambush site! 694 01:00:35,453 --> 01:00:38,039 Recon! Recon! 695 01:00:46,130 --> 01:00:47,966 - Sergeant Major! - Yes? 696 01:00:48,591 --> 01:00:50,593 Turn this damn thing off. 697 01:00:51,219 --> 01:00:53,888 Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir? 698 01:00:57,976 --> 01:01:01,354 This man usurped authority, disregarded procedures... 699 01:01:01,437 --> 01:01:05,858 ...and ignored my personal directives all week. Why, Lieutenant? 700 01:01:06,025 --> 01:01:09,529 - Sir, I thought the training... - You think too much and act too little. 701 01:01:09,612 --> 01:01:13,157 You're supposed to be an officer. Look it up in your leader's handbook. 702 01:01:15,201 --> 01:01:18,538 Who gave you permission to deviate from the training schedule? 703 01:01:18,621 --> 01:01:20,790 I needed to evaluate my men, sir. 704 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,795 They're not your men, you son of a bitch. They're the U.S. Marine Corps' men. 705 01:01:25,878 --> 01:01:29,132 The 2nd Division's men. The 8th Marine Regiment's men. 706 01:01:29,215 --> 01:01:32,135 In other words, they're my men. And so are you. Get it? 707 01:01:32,302 --> 01:01:37,223 I'll get my ass shot off if I'm in a hot landing zone with an untrained platoon. 708 01:01:37,432 --> 01:01:40,601 You will follow my program to the letter. No questions asked. 709 01:01:40,685 --> 01:01:44,022 We go into combat tomorrow, you'll plant half those men. 710 01:01:49,193 --> 01:01:50,987 You did it on your own, didn't you? 711 01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:54,073 I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken. 712 01:01:54,449 --> 01:01:56,242 You make it easy. 713 01:01:56,326 --> 01:01:57,368 Sir... 714 01:01:57,869 --> 01:02:00,830 ...I gave Gunney permission to freelance his... 715 01:02:00,913 --> 01:02:03,249 ...I mean, the men, sir. 716 01:02:08,087 --> 01:02:09,505 Wait outside, Ring. 717 01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:10,882 Aye, aye, sir. 718 01:02:15,094 --> 01:02:17,430 I'm going to run you out of the Corps, Highway. 719 01:02:18,139 --> 01:02:21,476 The funny thing is, you'll do all the work. 720 01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:24,520 Sooner or later, you'll disobey orders... 721 01:02:24,604 --> 01:02:28,524 ...circumvent procedures again, or just get drunk. 722 01:02:28,941 --> 01:02:30,234 You can't help it. 723 01:02:30,610 --> 01:02:34,572 You're too old, too stupid and too prideful to change. 724 01:02:35,657 --> 01:02:37,659 I'll enjoy watching you fall. 725 01:02:39,619 --> 01:02:42,121 Get out and send in that idiot, Ring. 726 01:02:49,253 --> 01:02:51,339 He wants to see you, Lieutenant. 727 01:02:53,716 --> 01:02:56,052 - I'm sorry. - No need to be. 728 01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:58,262 Lieutenant? 729 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:00,431 Recon. 730 01:03:09,148 --> 01:03:11,150 You'll let anybody in here. Won't you? 731 01:03:12,276 --> 01:03:14,612 Have one on the house to ease your pain. 732 01:03:27,292 --> 01:03:30,795 Want to get drunk and howl at the moon... 733 01:03:31,838 --> 01:03:35,341 ...get us both busted back to low-ass, no-rank, mud-rolling PFC? 734 01:03:35,842 --> 01:03:37,176 I'm your man. 735 01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:38,928 What are we, Chooz? 736 01:03:40,138 --> 01:03:44,809 We're short-haired bastards with meat cleavers for pricks and kerosene for blood. 737 01:03:45,351 --> 01:03:47,687 Yes. We're all of that. That's for sure. 738 01:03:49,314 --> 01:03:50,398 We're 0-1-1. 739 01:03:51,691 --> 01:03:52,859 Say again? 740 01:03:53,985 --> 01:03:58,323 Major Powers, one dark cloudy morning, said to me, "Sergeant Major... 741 01:03:59,407 --> 01:04:01,075 "...you're 0-1-1. 742 01:04:01,534 --> 01:04:05,079 "No wins. One tie, Korea... 743 01:04:05,705 --> 01:04:07,540 "...and one loss, Vietnam." 744 01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:13,463 Maybe we lost the war, but we won the battles. 745 01:04:16,299 --> 01:04:19,469 I'm not going to lose the next one because my men aren't ready. 746 01:04:20,345 --> 01:04:21,804 What are you going to do? 747 01:04:22,555 --> 01:04:24,223 Make them Marines. 748 01:04:25,308 --> 01:04:26,809 Stoney Jackson... 749 01:04:27,185 --> 01:04:31,731 ...best goddamned platoon sergeant two short-pricked, piss-ant... 750 01:04:31,856 --> 01:04:34,567 ...baby soldier, little fuckers ever went to war with. 751 01:04:34,901 --> 01:04:37,403 - Yes. Heartbreak Ridge. - Heartbreak Ridge. 752 01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:39,322 Your CO called.