1 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,517 (swoosh) 2 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,915 - Move! - Let's go, let's go! 3 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,031 (horn blares) 4 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,114 We did it, right? 5 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,831 Whoa! What the hell are you doing? 6 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,749 - (man) G-Girl! - (man #2) It's G-Girl! 7 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,077 Gun! 8 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,278 (crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! 9 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:52,989 Wow. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? 10 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,958 The ability to blow myself. 11 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,798 That's quite a visual. 12 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,633 - But wouldn't it seem a little... - Gay? 13 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:06,111 - No, not at all. Think about it. - Yeah, really? It seems that way. 14 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,350 Oh, dude. Check her out. 15 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,953 Ooh. Wow. 16 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,919 What do we have here? Kind of uptight librarian on the outside, 17 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,116 ready to rumble on the inside. 18 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,919 - Go ask her out. - No. I'm not ready yet. I can't. 19 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,956 Oh, Matt. You're killing me. 20 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,999 Your last insane girlfriend dumped you, like, six months ago. 21 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,038 I would have ploughed my way through half of SoHo by now. 22 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,793 That's cos you're soulless and shallow. 23 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,791 It is a blessing. 24 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,474 Go over there. Talk to her. Do it. 25 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,836 - Matt, say hi. Give me your bag. Come on. - OK, OK. 26 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,831 Yes. 27 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,434 All out. Be strong. Breathe. 28 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,471 Eye of the tiger. 29 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,553 Hi. 30 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,634 Excuse me. I know I don't really know you, but you look like a very interesting person, 31 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,280 so at the risk of totally humiliating myself, 32 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,158 I thought perhaps sometime I might buy you a cup... 33 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,231 No! 34 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,071 (mouths) 35 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:18,272 It doesn't have to be a cup of coffee. It could be whatever you want. A cup of anything. 36 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,590 Juice? Hey! 37 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,151 Hey! 38 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,511 Hey! 39 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,029 Hey! 40 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,475 Somebody stop that guy! 41 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,912 That's right. You better run, asshole! 42 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,199 Keep running, my man! You don't want any of this. Keep running. 43 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,550 Yeah! 44 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,150 - What did you call me? - Oh, shit! 45 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,231 What did you call me? 46 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,671 Idiot. 47 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,474 - (clang) - Come on! Get out of there. 48 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,792 Let's go! I know you're in there. Get out of there! 49 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,431 Whoa! 50 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,711 Hey. How about it, huh? 51 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:53,674 So how about that cup of coffee? Or it could be something more substantial. 52 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,877 - Like dinner? - Yeah. That'd be great. 53 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,871 - Matt Saunders. - Jenny Johnson. 54 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:03,272 Jenny Johnson. Wonderful name. You got the whole alliteration thing going. 55 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,874 I grew up with a guy named Francis Freddie Friedman. 56 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:10,636 A bit of a klepto, not the kind of guy you'd want over if you had spare cash laying out. 57 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,358 Yeah, right. Right. 58 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,159 So, um... May I get your number? 59 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,870 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't give it out. Privacy issues. I'll take yours, though. 60 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,394 - OK. Actually, I don't think I have a pen. - I do. 61 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,870 Thanks. Isn't this something women do just to blow off losers? 62 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,110 Yes, women do do that. 63 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,192 But that's not how I blow off losers. 64 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:35,159 (# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz) 65 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,390 Hey, Saunders, heads up. 66 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:52,239 - Oh, you have bad reflexes. - You know, you're a danger in the workplace. 67 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,596 Do you have the bathroom layouts for the Beijing presentation? 68 00:06:55,680 --> 00:07:00,231 - I'll take a look at those. - I finished them up last night. 69 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,149 - Hey, Hannah. - Hey, Vaughn. 70 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,952 - Looks good. - Thank you. 71 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,156 What about... Is this OK? 72 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,516 It's a bit tight, but I talked to the structural engineer... 73 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,990 - How's your boyfriend? Isn't his name Rick? - Steve. He's good. 74 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,594 He just got back from Milan. Look at this. 75 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,798 - Milan? - Yes, his new Joe Boxer ad campaign. 76 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,429 Wow. He's buff. Are you into that? 77 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,638 I would think this is more your style. What do you think? 78 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,794 Two months in a gym, a personal trainer and the right steroids, I look like that or better. 79 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,910 - Here you go. - Thank you. 80 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,630 - What are you doing?! - Huh? 81 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:51,316 Hey, Carla. Nothing. Just reshelving some reference material, trying to stay ahead. 82 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,676 - You were staring at her butt. - He was? 83 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,672 - No. No, I was not. - Yes, he was. 84 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,673 Hannah, as you know, we have a zero-tolerance policy for this behavior. 85 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,877 I actually read that memo twice. I got it. 86 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,030 You should be familiar with this part. 87 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,634 Would you like to file a grievance at this time? 88 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,599 Um... I don't think so, Carla. 89 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,276 Because, as your supervisor, I am officially giving you that opportunity right now. 90 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:23,354 And I thank you for that, but I think I'm just gonna let this one slide. 91 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,954 That's completely your decision. 92 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,511 - Will you sign a statement to that effect? - Sure. Yes. 93 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:37,318 - You are lucky this time, Mr. Bottom Watcher. - (phone rings) 94 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:41,234 - Hello? - Matt? Hey. It's Jenny Johnson. 95 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,632 - Hey, Jenny. I wasn't sure I'd hear from you. - So are we still on for dinner? 96 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,713 - Dinner? Absolutely. That sounds great. - Is that a girl? A real, live girl? 97 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,713 A great new Indian place on Madison just opened up. Eight o'clock? 98 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,678 Indian? Love it. I'll see you tomorrow night. 99 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,716 OK. Great. See you. Bye. 100 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,108 Saunders! Do you have a date? 101 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,998 Got a date. And it's a hot one. 102 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,390 So the assistant curator job's really perfect for me. 103 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,872 I was an art history major in college. It's the only thing I'm good at. 104 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:20,511 At least, the only thing I'm good at I can make any money off. 105 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,718 - That sounded like I was talking about sex. - No. No, it didn't. 106 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,995 Believe me, I didn't mean sex. 107 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,152 - I mean, I am good at sex. - I'm sure you are. 108 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,470 - Now it sounds like I'm bragging. - No, no. 109 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:37,634 I think I'm good at sex. I don't know, you decide. 110 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,152 Me? 111 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,959 But not tonight. It's our first date. 112 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,871 Yeah. 113 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,195 So what do you do? 114 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,716 I'm a project manager at a design firm. 115 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:58,476 We design and build private estates, libraries, hotels, that sort of thing. 116 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:03,236 - Yeah, right now, we're... (fades out) - (police radio) 117 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,315 - I'm sorry. Am I bothering you? - What? 118 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,868 No. No. Um... 119 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:24,070 I was just trying to listen to something. 120 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,595 I don't hear anything. 121 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,399 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I have to go to the bathroom. 122 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,471 Sure. 123 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,951 (sirens) 124 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,031 (phone rings) 125 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:56,355 - Yo, how's it going? - Well, she's a talker, yeah. 126 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:00,638 - Only question is, will you sleep with her? - That's the only question, huh? 127 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,111 Yes. I'm not just talking about your date tonight. I am talking about life in general. 128 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,671 - That is the only question. - What's going on there? 129 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,151 Uh, some big fire at 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning. 130 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,435 - Is anyone hurt? - I don't know. Probably. 131 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,556 It's blocking my way to the gym. 132 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,313 My thoughts are with you in this time of crisis. 133 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,834 (swoosh) 134 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,354 Wow! Oh, man! 135 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,517 - What's going on? - It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing. 136 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,989 Are you serious? You lucky SOB. I've never even seen her in person. 137 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,071 How does she look? 138 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,151 She looks... 139 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,874 - What? - Blurry. But still pretty hot. 140 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,872 Yeah? What's she doing now? 141 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:54,159 She's spinning around like one of those things that spins. 142 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,993 Amazing. That's unbelievable. 143 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,071 Yeah. It's so cool. 144 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,350 - Oh! - (crowd cheers) 145 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,672 Yes. That's it, show's over. She put the fire out. Fantastic. 146 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:17,709 (crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! 147 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,870 Oh! OK. 148 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,669 And she's gone. Flew off into the sunset. Amazing. 149 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,435 Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think they call her G-Girl? 150 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:32,640 I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"? I'm not really sure. 151 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,950 What do you think about "good kisser"? 152 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,759 I can't believe I missed that. I'm eating Indian food. 153 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,593 Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman". 154 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,558 - What about "G-spot"? - I gotta go. Bye. 155 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,511 Whoo! 156 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,355 Huge line. Sorry. It was a really, really long line. 157 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,797 - You got a little something on your chin. - What? Oh. Oh. 158 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,998 - I hate when that happens. - When what happens? 159 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,071 Mystery smudges. 160 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,756 - Gotta go to the bathroom. - Um... You didn't just go to the bathroom? 161 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:12,559 Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy. 162 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,668 - She sounds like a nutcase. - So you're saying she's perfect for me? 163 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,955 Crazy women are attracted to you. 164 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,032 It's like you give off a scent. 165 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,111 You should do a background check on her. 166 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,715 What do you think? Shall we keep these walls brick or make it stucco? 167 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,872 - Did you kick the plug? - I don't know. 168 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,874 - Let me handle this one. - All right. 169 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,758 - Don't do that. - Don't do what? What are you talking about? 170 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,353 You mean this? 171 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,714 Hey! 172 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,510 Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me. 173 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,273 Hey! What the hell's going on here? 174 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,669 - Oh, no. Sorry, her... - Steve. 175 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,433 Her computer had gone down. I was plugging it back in. 176 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:57,513 - I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried. - Oh. None taken. 177 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,558 - I missed you. - I missed you too. 178 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,915 - Not here! - Sorry. 179 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:09,238 See, Saunders? You need to be with someone who appreciates you, like Steve here. 180 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,677 Yeah. I'm looking for Mr. Right. Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up. 181 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:20,029 - Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you. - This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times. 182 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,557 - Oh, right, right. Sorry. - It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person. 183 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,474 When I was growing up, I'd come down to breakfast and Mom would scream, 184 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,596 call the cops on me. 185 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,513 - It's a joke, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 186 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,912 - It's a good one. Got me back. - Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch. 187 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,949 Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble. Do not call her. 188 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,316 (# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz) 189 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,359 - OK, we're done. - What happened? We just started. 190 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,874 That's it. No. I got a twinge. 191 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,269 Dude, you should definitely call her back. 192 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,432 - Yeah? You think I should? - Oh, yeah. 193 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,710 Cos she's good to go. 194 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,031 And you haven't gone in six months. 195 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,639 Oh, yes. Plus, what's the downside? 196 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:18,353 I don't know. She seems a little, uh... She's neurotic, you know. And distant. 197 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,672 That's good. That's a good thing. Neurotic and distant is a very good thing. 198 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,070 Yeah, neurotic women are hellcats in bed. 199 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,798 (meows) 200 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,031 Plus, if she's distant, you're both in it for the same thing. 201 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,315 Coitus maximus. 202 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:39,638 There's no, "Could she be the one? I'm falling hard for her" kind of crap to get in the way. 203 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,314 It's just pure carnal nirvana. 204 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,439 - Your argument's repugnant and intriguing. - That's kind of my thing. 205 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,711 - Oh, hey. - Hi. Oh, wow. Thank you. 206 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,518 - You're welcome. - A rose. 207 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,194 Different color roses mean different things. 208 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,273 Red ones mean passion or love, so this is great. 209 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,477 But I'm not saying I think you're telling me that you love me. 210 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,755 I mean, it's absurdly early for that. 211 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,559 But you never know. Maybe someday. 212 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,359 Or never. No pressure. 213 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,949 Let me get us a cab. Taxi. 214 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,951 Taxi! 215 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,551 Hey, it's stopping. 216 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,028 Here we go. 217 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,190 You OK? 218 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,919 At least we got a ride. 219 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,514 Can we stop by the gallery? We opened a new show. 220 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,149 Sounds great. Hey, thanks for stopping. Appreciate it. 221 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,991 Wow. 222 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,388 Wonder what she's looking at. 223 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,749 Ouch! That's gotta hurt. 224 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,911 So what do you think? 225 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,913 It's interesting. And a little disturbing. 226 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:30,717 I know. It's surprising how frightening things attract us. 227 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:36,796 Matt, I have to help people every day, and nobody's ever helped me except you. 228 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,151 You're my hero. 229 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,711 (Jenny groans) 230 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,316 I'm sorry. What is it? Tell me. 231 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,075 It's your tongue. You're using it all wrong. 232 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,593 - What are you talking about? - You shouldn't stick it out like a dead fish. 233 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,478 You're supposed to flick it a little. 234 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,757 I think that I was flicking it, wasn't I? I was doing that. 235 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,354 - No. Not enough. - Really? 236 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,716 I'm not used to having my tongue skills critiqued like this, OK? 237 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,995 Maybe not to your face. 238 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,711 Oh, man. 239 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,631 Let me help you. 240 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,674 Close your eyes. 241 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,231 Now do what I do. 242 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:53,675 So, uh... this is my place. I redesigned the space when I bought it. 243 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,478 - It's nice. - Thank you. 244 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,313 This is the dining room. Doesn't get a lot of use. 245 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,960 - Well, I could help with that. - OK. 246 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,271 This is my fish. That's Biggie Smalls. 247 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,430 Hi, Biggie. 248 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,910 He's... he's never met a woman before. 249 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,553 (Jenny) Well, he's about to get an eyeful. 250 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,717 - Will you show me the rest of your place? - OK. 251 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,360 I'll take you over to the kitchen. 252 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:32,197 That's the refrigerator. I can get you a juice, a beer. 253 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,794 I'll make you anything. Yeah. 254 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,431 I'm not thirsty either. 255 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,076 - And this is the, uh... - Bed. 256 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,475 Oh, that's a great sweater. Wow. 257 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,838 What a blouse. Let me help with those buttons. 258 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,911 (gasps) 259 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:06,990 - I'm sorry. I need the, um... - Oh, yeah. The bathroom? It's right there. 260 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,515 She goes to the bathroom a lot. 261 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,389 I'm ready. 262 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,234 That's what I call structural integrity. 263 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,552 All right! You should have been dressed like that all night. 264 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,790 You look great. 265 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,508 - Let me help you with this. - (rip) 266 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,591 Ooh. 267 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,552 - I must be a little nervous. - It's OK. 268 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,632 I got a closet full of 'em. Let me handle this one, though. 269 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,995 - Let's take care of these. - OK. 270 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,354 (rip) 271 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,711 Thanks. 272 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,999 Who'd have thought we'd have ended up like this after that day on the subway? 273 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,435 Ain't life grand? 274 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,831 - Matt? - Yeah? 275 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,029 Do you mind if I get on top? 276 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,873 Trust me, it's better that way. 277 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,951 10-4. 278 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,078 Are you ready? 279 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,913 - OK. - OK. 280 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,195 - Here we go. - (bed slides) 281 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,391 Wow. 282 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,349 OK, I get it. 283 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,270 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 284 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,271 Whoo! Whoo! 285 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,191 Oh, goddamn! 286 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,470 OK, now I need a break. 287 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,431 Agh! 288 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,232 I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one. 289 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,029 - A bed or a penis? - Both. 290 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,831 (# "The Joker" by Fatboy Slim featuring Bootsy Collins) 291 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,156 # Some people call me the space cowboy 292 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,590 # Some people call me the gangster of love 293 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,349 # Yeah 294 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,830 # Some people walking around calling me Maurice 295 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,994 There are three moments I will remember until the day I die. 296 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:05,234 One, the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard Law School. 297 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:10,314 Two, helping a beached mother whale give birth. 298 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,960 And three, 299 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,078 you and me together, here, tonight. 300 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,798 Don't speak to me again, ever. 301 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,313 (Matt whistles) 302 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,391 Uh-oh. Oh, no. 303 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,516 Water, please. Got a big night. 304 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,238 No, no, no. 305 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,791 Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy. 306 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,236 What can I say? She's completely different than I thought she was. 307 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,312 - Hot, though, right? - Unbelievably hot. 308 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,393 I don't even know if I should tell you this. I don't know if you can handle it. 309 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,199 I can handle it. Please? 310 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,750 - She broke my bed. - Wow. 311 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,035 Busted it to pieces. 312 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,157 - And that's a good thing, right? - Yeah. That's a good thing. 313 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,516 - I'm gonna see her again today. - What are you talking about? 314 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,114 No! You have sex with her once and then you move on. 315 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,671 Not if you get on the greatest ever roller coaster, you don't. You get back in that line. 316 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,753 Get in line, ride two or three more times, throw your hands in the air and scream. 317 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,910 But soon you're gonna end up nauseous. 318 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,911 Hey, guys. 319 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,039 - How are you guys doing? - Keep that safety bar clamped down. 320 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,238 OK, I think you are gonna like this. I have a little present for you, Saunders. 321 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,869 - Anything for me there? - No. No, Vaughn. 322 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,791 - You have nice ears. - Thank you. 323 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,553 - No lobes, though. - An imperfection. We all got 'em. 324 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:38,476 Not me. Hey, so I downloaded some Chinese phrases for you, for the presentation. 325 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,472 - What do you think? Thought it might help. - That's great. 326 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,472 - I thought it would help. - You're the best, you know that? 327 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,993 I know. I am. 328 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,753 Well, I gotta get going. I'm going to see Jenny. 329 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,638 - You're seeing Jenny? Again? - Yeah. Yeah. 330 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,679 - Oh. Things must really be going well. - She broke his bed. 331 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,399 Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you. 332 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,199 - Oh, no problem. - I'll see you two later. 333 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,236 - See you, Matt. - Look after her, OK? 334 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,151 I will. 335 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,597 - Man, he's seeing Jenny again? - Just a few more times. 336 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,877 - Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride. - Wait a second! Hey! Wait! 337 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,436 Hey, now, look. I don't appreciate being manhandled... 338 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,715 What's going on? 339 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,555 - Mr. Saunders, thank you for your time. - OK. Now, who are you? 340 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,792 Who am I? Do you watch television, Mr. Saunders? Read the papers? 341 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,077 - Use the net for anything other than porn? - You're that Bedlam guy. 342 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,993 - Professor Bedlam. - The "supervillain". 343 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,073 Please, I am not super, I am not a villain. I'm just a regular man, like yourself, 344 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,438 with 10,000 times more money, intelligence and taste. 345 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,232 OK, so what do you want from me? 346 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,118 Are you seeing anyone, Mr. Saunders? 347 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,912 Are you asking me out? Ow! 348 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,233 I want you to tell me everything you know about your new girlfriend. 349 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,517 - Jenny? - Yes. Jenny. 350 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,273 Where does she like to go? What does she like to do? 351 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,238 What music does she listen to? Is she afraid of bugs? 352 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,550 Is she a dog person or a cat person? 353 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,076 - Does she wear panties... - OK, now, look. Hold on just a goddamn... 354 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,517 Now, look. It's gotta stop with the slapping, all right?! 355 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:40,438 I just don't feel real comfortable telling you, a total stranger, someone's private habits. 356 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,114 You gotta understand that, right? 357 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,952 Of course. 358 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,677 (screams) 359 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,558 Please, someone! Help! Help! 360 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,119 Save me! Please! 361 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,551 (phone rings) 362 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,271 Weasel! 363 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,637 Hey! Help! Yeah, you! You! 364 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,915 Get somebody from the Park Service! 365 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,877 Oh, jeez! 366 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,838 No! Help me! Oh, no! 367 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,116 Oh, my God! 368 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,270 - G-Girl! G-Girl, you saved me. Thank you! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 369 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,828 - Whoa! Hold me! Hold me! - Don't look at me! 370 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,036 - But I just wanted to... - Don't look at me! 371 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,714 OK, yeah. No looking. Got you. Roger. 372 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,036 Wow. 373 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:06,472 Looks like little Jenny's been cashing in on her superpowers. 374 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,348 Idiot! We don't want her to know we dropped by. 375 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,631 Ah. 376 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,277 Perfect. 377 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,312 (Matt) So I'm falling, I mean, hurdling through the sky. 378 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,392 And just as I'm about to bite it, and I mean out of nowhere, 379 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,836 she just catches me and sets me right on the ground. 380 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,639 It was unbelievable. The weird thing is, though, 381 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,314 that Bedlam guy, he kept asking me about you. 382 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,960 - Do you know him? - No, how could I know him? 383 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,793 - That's what I was thinking. - So what was she like? 384 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,108 G-Girl? 385 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,629 I didn't really get a good look at her, but to tell you the truth, 386 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,871 - she wasn't really what I expected, you know. - In what way? 387 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,997 - I don't know. She just seemed a little... - Brainy? 388 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,038 - Not really. - Exotic? Effervescent? 389 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,554 No, I kind of got this vibe she was a little nuts. 390 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,269 Nuts?! Maybe she was a little bit preoccupied, 391 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,715 having searched the entire city to save you 392 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,839 from being squished like a bug on a windshield! 393 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,037 You girls all really stick together, don't you? 394 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,509 I like it. You're like one big gang. 395 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,071 (horn blares) 396 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,794 - Rule number one about crossing the street? - Look both ways. 397 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,633 - That's right. - (horn blares) 398 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,756 Jenny! 399 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,350 - One of you call 911! - I'm fine. I'm fine. That was close. 400 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,078 I'm fine, I'm fine. 401 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,119 - You're not fine. How can you be fine? - Look, Matt, I can walk. 402 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,715 Don't move. You probably have internal bleeding and don't know it. 403 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,995 - No, not even a scratch. - You are in shock. 404 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,358 Did anyone see this? It's like a miracle. Truly, it's like a miracle. 405 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,156 I mean, are you sure that you're OK? I mean, you seem to be walking fine. 406 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,117 Yeah. 407 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,276 This is the first time that I've ever brought anybody here. 408 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,396 - Ever. - Really? Wow. 409 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,554 Yeah, it seems like a really great place. 410 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,269 I'm still just kind of wondering what the hell happened out there. 411 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,191 I know. 412 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,990 I didn't expect to do this. At least, not yet anyway. 413 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,073 - But it's good. It's good. - OK. 414 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,073 Cos what we have is so very, very special. 415 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,191 - I trust you. - OK. 416 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,113 There should be nothing hanging between us. 417 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,112 Especially not this, don't you think? 418 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,117 I don't know what you're talking about. 419 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,237 I'll have to show you. 420 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,628 You look nice without your glasses. You look good with them too. 421 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,990 I'll hold them for you. 422 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,316 OK... 423 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,393 I don't know what the explanation is, but I like it already. 424 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:30,316 Unless it's one of those Crying Game things? It's not that, is it? I mean, I'm from Denver. 425 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,755 Just wait. 426 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,992 You got a G-Girl costume on. That's... 427 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,753 Kind of went all out, didn't you? 428 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,190 And you even dyed your... 429 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,995 Oh. 430 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,071 Wow! 431 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,071 Are you kidding me? 432 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,758 Oh, man. This is incredible. 433 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,832 - But you can't tell anyone! - Yeah, nobody except Vaughn. 434 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,390 He slept with a Victoria's Secret model, I've never heard the end of it. 435 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,040 - This will blow that out of the water. - No! Nobody. 436 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,237 Matt, you have to promise me you'll never, ever tell anyone. 437 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:22,155 - Fine, you got it. - No matter what, you will never tell anyone. 438 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,276 Hey, I swear. 439 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,399 Say you'd rather have a chain saw shoved up your ass than tell. 440 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,710 - Is that actually a possibility? - Say it! 441 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,713 I'd rather have a chain saw shoved up my ass than tell. 442 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,358 OK. 443 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,716 So this Bedlam guy, he's like your arch nemesis or something? 444 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,396 Uh-huh. He's been a pain in the butt ever since we had this falling out in high school. 445 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,710 - You guys went to school together? - Mm-hm. 446 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,199 Wow. 447 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,113 By the way, his name's not really Bedlam. 448 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,796 It's Barry. Barry Edward Lambert. Bedlam, get it? 449 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,759 Back then, we were both kind of outcasts. Everybody else hated us. 450 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,718 Nerd alert! Here come the geeks. 451 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,395 (Jenny) So we looked out for each other. 452 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,951 It's only natural that we spent a lot of time together. 453 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,030 We really liked each other. 454 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,630 It was close to the end of our junior year 455 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,395 when I decided it was about time to get the virginity thing over with. 456 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,119 I mean, Barry was harmless enough. 457 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,117 I figured it might as well be him, right? 458 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,237 He was having some trouble getting his pants off. 459 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,709 And that's when it happened. 460 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,433 Jenny! 461 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,149 - (explosion) - Come on! 462 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,553 This is not how I planned this evening. 463 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,870 Oh, my God. Look at that. 464 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,628 It's so cool. 465 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,032 - What are you doing? - Isn't it amazing? 466 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,156 Don't. It could be dangerous. 467 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,831 (screams) 468 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,671 (whimpers) 469 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,319 (Jenny) When I got back to school, even with a wig, 470 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,392 people noticed there was something different about me. 471 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,914 Hi, girls. Ooh, my glasses. 472 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,389 (Jenny) And it worked for me. 473 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,556 Hey. 474 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,119 Ugh! 475 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,353 (Jenny) Unfortunately, Barry and I grew apart. 476 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,635 He stopped talking to me. 477 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,109 And then ignored me totally. 478 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,396 Anyway, things got worse between us after I graduated. 479 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,675 I committed to being a full-time superhero 480 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,673 and he fell into the evil mastermind business, yada-yada-yada. That's my story. 481 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,079 Wow. 482 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,675 And this whole time, I just had this weird feeling 483 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,276 that there was just something a little off about you. 484 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,876 - Really? - You just had a secret, that's all. 485 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,794 - A supersecret. - Now we both do. 486 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,077 - May I ask you something? - What? 487 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,959 I just think it could maybe be a fun thing to try. 488 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,554 It's kind of a request. 489 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,191 Sure. 490 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,594 - Be right back. - OK. 491 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,989 Is this what you had in mind? 492 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,277 Oh, yeah. That's it. 493 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,916 Matt Saunders, you've been a very, very evil boy. 494 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,239 I think you need to be brought to justice. 495 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,871 Yeah. I have been known to bend a rule here and there. 496 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,954 Total unrelenting justice. 497 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,313 Hey! Wow! Shit! 498 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,759 - Don't let go, all right? - Oh, no. 499 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,593 Oh, yeah, you got me. 500 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,671 Scared you. 501 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,079 Wow. 502 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,594 Wow, we are high. 503 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,592 - We are really, really high. - Oh, yeah! 504 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,879 Jenny, you know, as fun as this is, I'm feeling just a little bit emasculated here, 505 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,999 with you kind of carrying me around like a toy poodle. But don't let go. 506 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,119 Careful. Where are you going? Careful. Come on. Fly right. 507 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,191 Be careful. 508 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,874 - I've always wanted to try this. - Try what? 509 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,557 That? Wow. I'm not sure that's gonna work up here. 510 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,631 It's draughty too. 511 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,828 What if I do this? 512 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,551 - You're not wearing any underwear. - Yeah. I thought it might be easier that way. 513 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,796 - Isn't this fun? - It is fun. Yeah. 514 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,190 Puts a whole new twist on the mile-high club. 515 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,236 (moans) Ready? 516 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,515 Whoa. Not ready! 517 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,835 - No! - Just go with it. 518 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,639 - Yeah, but... - I know, I know! Don't stop! Yes. 519 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,789 - No! - Yes! 520 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,871 - Oh, god, no! - Yeah! 521 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,071 Jenny! 522 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,833 Yes! 523 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,153 Yes! 524 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,994 Don't ever do that again! 525 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,070 G-Girl's hair before. 526 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,874 Watch and learn. 527 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,039 Her body is made of the toughest substance known to man. 528 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,671 But I know your secret. 529 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,477 All right, now. G-Girl's hair after. 530 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,516 Yes! Yes! 531 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,832 - Saunders, what's wrong? - I got a splinter in my finger. 532 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,276 - Let me see. - It's no big deal. I can get it out, I just need... 533 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,999 - Come here. I'm good at this. - What are you gonna do? 534 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,071 Hold on. 535 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,635 Hey, how did you do that? 536 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,711 Well, I have my ways. 537 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,035 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 538 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,757 Jenny, what... 539 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,990 What are you doing in New Jersey? 540 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,833 I called your office and found out where you were. 541 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,514 I thought I would surprise you. 542 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,918 - Are you surprised? - I am surprised. I wanted to... 543 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,117 Thanks. Good to see you. Let me introduce you to Hannah Lewis. 544 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,749 - This is Jenny Johnson. - Hi. It's really nice to finally meet you. 545 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,308 - Saunders talks about you all the time. - I do. 546 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,755 - I feel like I already know you. - Really? 547 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,673 Cos I feel like I'm just getting to know you. 548 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,957 OK. Hey, um... Got an idea. 549 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,953 Hannah and her boyfriend Steve, I was thinking, maybe we go out this weekend, 550 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,272 just the two couples, two happy couples, hit the town? What do you say? 551 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,998 - Great. - Great. 552 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,149 Great. 553 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,711 Oh, OK. 554 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,911 Bye. 555 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,432 I'm sorry, guys. I have some bad news. 556 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:59,196 - You got a little something right there. - Oh, thank you. 557 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,556 Steve can't make it. He had an emergency thong shoot. 558 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,757 - A thong shoot emergency? - Yeah, well, you know, 559 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,796 one bad wedgie can be fatal. 560 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,199 Yeah. 561 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,555 (fake laughter) 562 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,913 Where's our stupid waiter? Sir! 563 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,831 Hold on. Something's going on. 564 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,514 The Pentagon has confirmed an errant test missile 565 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,672 is in fact on a direct course for the tristate area. 566 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,958 So far, all attempts to detonate or intercept the missile have been unsuccessful. 567 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,758 Great. Perfect. 568 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:35,153 (newsreader) If it strikes within the city, the death toll could reach into the thousands. 569 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,913 - That does not sound good. - Yeah, it sounds serious. 570 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,117 Maybe somebody should do something. 571 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,239 Mm-hm, yeah, like the air force. It's their job, right? 572 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,279 So, Hannah, how long have you and Matty known each other? 573 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,911 Well, we started working together at Cockrum about three years ago. 574 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,754 We're getting reports of sporadic looting from the Bronx to Staten Island. 575 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,799 The government has urged people not to panic and to stay in their homes. 576 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,871 (sirens wail) 577 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,760 Mmm, gnocchi. Gnocchi sounds good. Anyone want to share a gnocchi? 578 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,798 I'm sorry, but what if the air force can't stop it? 579 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,952 Somebody else might need to step in. 580 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,952 Maybe somebody deserves one night out 581 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,679 without having to deal with some impending disaster. 582 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,830 I think someone has earned it. Don't you? 583 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,717 (horn blares, car crashes) 584 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,475 Are you on a diet? What are you gonna order? 585 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,872 I don't know. I mean, shouldn't we be leaving? Is this safe here? 586 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,396 Sir! Can we get some service here? I mean, I'm filling up on baguette. 587 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,552 I think everybody's preoccupied with what's happening. 588 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,518 Maybe if someone could just take care of the problem, 589 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,195 everyone can have a better night, a smoother night, know what I mean? 590 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,431 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Yeah, I'd appreciate it. 591 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,557 In fact, I'd superappreciate it. 592 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,711 All right. Fine! 593 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,231 Is she OK? Where is she going? 594 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,630 She's fine. She gets stressed. I have her looping around the block. 595 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,919 Too late for a mass evacuation, the situation is dangerous and potentially catastrophic. 596 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,109 But all the citizens of New York can do is sit, wait and pray for a miracle. 597 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:35,275 We're now getting a live picture of the missile as it approaches the city. 598 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,836 It appears certain that... Wait, what is that? 599 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,039 It is G-Girl! 600 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,596 - She is approaching the errant missile. - (man) Love that girl! 601 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,279 My God! 602 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,749 She just kicked it. 603 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,038 She just deflected the missile away from the city. 604 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,315 We're safe! We are safe! 605 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,436 (crowd cheers) 606 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,598 (crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! 607 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,750 You know, Matt, there are some things I don't need infravision to see through. 608 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,719 Sorry, what are you talking about? 609 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,190 You and that slut from your office - Hannah. 610 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,558 She is not a slut. That is a terrible thing to say, Jenny. 611 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,076 - You want to screw her, don't you? - No. No, I do not. 612 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,912 I don't believe you. 613 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,991 Can I say something? 614 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,038 Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model. 615 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,918 I don't think she'd be very interested in a guy like me. 616 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,718 I see your point. 617 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,237 So you want to screw her, you just can't, because she's got a boyfriend. 618 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,632 No, I'm just saying that we're friends who work together. We're work friends. 619 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,473 Don't lie to me! 620 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,596 - What the hell did you do that for? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 621 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,638 I'll pay for that, I swear. 622 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,870 OK, don't... d-don't do that. 623 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,793 Don't cry, OK? It'll be OK. 624 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,230 I know I get a little crazy sometimes. 625 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,311 It's just... 626 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,429 I love you so much. 627 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,435 OK... OK... 628 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,956 - Hey. - Hey. How's it going? 629 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,831 Oh, sorry. 630 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,754 Look at her. She's like a cheerleader from Spank Me University. 631 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,514 Dude, what's wrong? You look like shit. 632 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,434 Let's go with the lighter weight today, shall we? 633 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,071 I'm actually thinking that my first impression of Jenny was accurate. 634 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,676 - Oh, no. - Yeah, complete emotional basket case. 635 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,114 - Needy, jealous... - Mm-hm. Jealous. 636 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,272 ...control... - Controlling. A trifecta. Perfect. 637 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,158 The truth is, I don't even love her. 638 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,034 I'm in love with somebody else. 639 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,270 You're in love with somebody else? Who? 640 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,669 Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it? 641 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,433 I feel the same way. I totally... 642 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,153 That's not a good sign, is it? 643 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:08,835 - Who are you talking about? - I don't wanna say. Not until I've told her. 644 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,480 But, I mean, first I have to break it off with Jenny. 645 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,030 - God knows how I'm gonna do that. - OK, come with me. Listen. 646 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:19,079 There are only two ways to successfully break it off with a woman. 647 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,720 You can either be a jerk or a weenie. 648 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:27,193 Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like, "Hey, babe, listen up. I'm dumping your ass." 649 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,113 Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless. 650 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,113 - I don't think you have the balls for it. - Well, what's the weenie route? 651 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,192 OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that. 652 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,590 Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK? 653 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,152 Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye, take her hand. Give me your hand. 654 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,629 You say, "Sweetheart, 655 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:54,078 I think we need to take a little time off from the relationship to re-evaluate things." 656 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,628 Don't return any of her calls for a year and a half. 657 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,792 Pretty soon she'll give up and you'll be in the clear. 658 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,030 I can't believe I actually listen to you. 659 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,396 Another thing. Make sure you do it after you've had sex with her. 660 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,119 It's really difficult the other way around. 661 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,591 I was thinking, maybe we should take a little time to... (clears throat) 662 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,274 re-examine where this is going. 663 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,591 My God. 664 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,274 Are you breaking up with me? 665 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,278 No. No. Not at all. 666 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:48,877 I mean, I just... I think it would be wise to try and evaluate where we stand, 667 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,719 just to make sure we're on the same page. 668 00:49:54,600 --> 00:50:00,038 So you're not saying that we should start seeing other people or anything? 669 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,509 No. No. 670 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,068 - No, I'm not saying that. - (relieved sigh) 671 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,675 OK, good. You scared me there for a second. 672 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:15,632 Although seeing other people might eventually be a part of the evaluation process. 673 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,591 Oh, my God. 674 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,672 You are breaking up with me. 675 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,594 - Jenny, it's not you, OK? - Shut up! 676 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,554 I know exactly what it is. It's that slut from your office, Hannah. 677 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,029 - You're sleeping with her. - I am not sleep... 678 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,749 - But you want to! - Jenny, now, hold on a second, OK? 679 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,400 You're such a liar! 680 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,793 Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna know the truth? It's not Hannah, OK? It's you. 681 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,429 You're needy, jealous, manipulative. I can't take it anymore. 682 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,512 - It's crazy. - Don't call me crazy! 683 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,149 See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. I can't handle that on a daily basis. 684 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,310 Well, handle this. 685 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,518 What are you doing?! 686 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,072 You are so gonna regret this. 687 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,391 Oh, man. 688 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,477 - Wednesday? Thursday? - No. No. 689 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,677 Friday? Saturday? Sunday? Brunch? In the day? 690 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,751 Don't speak to me. 691 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,994 Oh, well. Look at it this way. 692 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,310 The hard part is over. 693 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,595 I don't know. She said I'd regret it. 694 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,555 Don't worry about that. They always say that. 695 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,392 Yeah? 696 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,471 I guess you're right. 697 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:12,071 You know, there's something that I've been dying to tell you ever since I found it out. 698 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,833 - Found out what? - I just need you to promise me... 699 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,832 - I promise. - Hold on, let me finish, this is serious. 700 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:23,916 - I need you to promise me that you're not... - I promise. I won't tell anybody. Tell me. 701 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,428 You know Jenny? 702 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,511 Yeah. 703 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,231 She's G-Girl. 704 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,271 Bullshit. 705 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,149 Bullshit. 706 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,277 Apparently, this old dog still has a few tricks left. 707 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,352 Oh, my God, you have been doing G-Girl! 708 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,079 - I know! It's unbelievable. Me. - Incredible. 709 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,878 - I can't believe it. - Knuckles. 710 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,872 Imagine the heat I'll have with the women when they find out. 711 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,839 Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind you revealing her secret identity? 712 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,753 I warned you, Matt Saunders! 713 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,192 No! 714 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,917 (# "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd) 715 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,912 # She hates me 716 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,037 # Trust, she fucking hates me 717 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,236 # La la la la 718 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,357 # She hates me 719 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,158 # Trust, she fucking hates me 720 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,629 Watch it, dumb-ass! 721 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,712 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 722 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,837 What could be wrong? Everything's great. Never better. 723 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,876 Tell me. 724 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,878 OK. I, uh... I broke up with Jenny. 725 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,511 You were right. I mean, she is totally deranged, off-her-rocker crazy. 726 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,751 I should have listened to you from the beginning. 727 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,832 Why don't you lay off the crazy women for a while, huh? 728 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,514 Come here. I'm sorry. 729 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,591 Hey, Hannah. 730 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,115 There's been something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time. 731 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,191 Yes? 732 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,157 It's about you and... 733 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,711 - Sorry. Are you OK? - Out. Now. 734 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,916 I'm going through a weird phase. 735 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,355 - I saw that! - What? No, it was nothing, Carla. 736 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,954 Nothing? You knocked her down! You hit her! 737 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,113 - Was there groping? Did he grope you? - No, it was an accident. 738 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,191 An accident? OK, like a fender-bender? 739 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,953 Here, we need to talk. Come here. 740 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,557 Listen, my friend. You are headed for some serious trouble. 741 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,598 - Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake. - OK. 742 00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,912 You have got to get your mind out of the gutter long enough to nail this presentation. 743 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,437 - I hear you, homegirl. I got it. - What? What did you just call me?! 744 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,714 What? I don't know. 745 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,396 If the company doesn't get this project, we're going to take a major hit. 746 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,392 You really have a problem. Call my therapist. 747 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,277 OK, I'll call him... her. 748 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,078 - Matt. - What? 749 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,549 - Phone call. - Oh, man. 750 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,717 That boy has a major case of the hornies. 751 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,639 Yeah? 752 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:33,076 There's the young kid that zooms around in here. Did he do something? 753 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,835 - It's just up here. - Looks like they broke in, fried the camera 754 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,115 and then blew a huge hole through the wall. 755 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,431 - I've never seen nothing like it. - Don't make no sense. 756 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,318 We got a lot of nice cars - his is the only one they took. 757 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,038 Bitch. 758 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:52,831 Somebody went to a lot of trouble. You know who could have done this? 759 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,229 No. No, I don't. 760 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,313 - Somebody with a grudge against you? - Grudge? Against me? 761 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,154 No. No, I don't. I'm sorry. 762 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:05,435 - We'll let you know if it turns up. - OK. 763 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,274 - Let's get to the paperwork. - I wouldn't hold my breath on that, sir. 764 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,676 Gentlemen... (speaks Chinese) 765 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,036 If you look closely, our model here... 766 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,111 What the hell...? 767 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,710 Oh, that's just great. 768 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,758 Oh, shit! I just got that fixed. 769 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:36,312 Sorry, just came to use your telescope. Nice and dark, isn't it? 770 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,119 Wait a second. Is this all because of you? 771 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,910 Yep, that'd be me. Ah, yes. 772 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,230 There we go. 773 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,754 Come and have a look-see. 774 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,595 I don't see any... 775 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,675 - That's real mature. - Save you a fortune in parking. 776 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,833 Why are you doing this to me? I mean, you're supposed to be the good guy. 777 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,754 I am the good guy. You are the bad guy. 778 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,549 It's been a pleasure seeing you, but I got a big day at the office tomorrow. 779 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,474 I've got an important presentation to make, so I need to get some sleep. 780 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:26,554 I'm gonna have to say good night. You might be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with, 781 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,474 but you wanna know something? You're the craziest, hands down! 782 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,755 - Really? - Aargh! 783 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,310 Dick?! 784 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,115 (speak Chinese) 785 00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,838 Will we begin soon? 786 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,435 I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting. I apologize. It's very rude. 787 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,717 Just a few more minutes, please. 788 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,110 - Hi. Excuse me, hi. - Glad you could join us. 789 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,794 Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat? 790 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,236 - No. - Why am I not surprised? 791 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,869 - Hi. How are you? - We can finally begin. 792 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,428 - Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders. - You OK? 793 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,954 I'm fine. I'm fine. 794 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,634 OK, gentlemen... 795 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,188 (speaks Chinese) 796 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,912 OK. Our design integrates classic architectural ideas 797 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,956 from the history of Chinese culture 798 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,591 and transforms them into a contemporary 21st century esthetic. 799 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,673 But you can see clearly that functionality has not been sac... 800 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,830 (swoosh) 801 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,270 Sac... 802 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:57,033 (clears throat) Sacrificed, as you can see here by the multiple entrances to the central 803 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,634 multipurpose courtyard area. 804 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,029 Exactly. Exactly. Right. 805 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,759 And with a total capacity for... 806 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,910 You are one sick bastard! 807 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,154 Oh, man. I am so, so sorry. 808 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,231 - Thanks. - (sniggers) 809 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,197 - You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right? - Vaughn, shh! 810 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,679 Sorry. 811 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,355 Man, no woman's ever done that to me, and I actually am a dick. 812 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,514 OK, all done. I am so sorry that you got fired. 813 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,909 What happened in there? Why did you... 814 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,913 It's hard to explain. Let's just say it's a good time for me to leave. 815 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,073 - Where are you going? - Don't know. Don't care. 816 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,075 Look, if there's something wrong, I'd like to help. 817 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:12,793 Look, Hannah. Please just stay as far away from me as possible, OK? 818 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,031 If something were to happen to you because of me, 819 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,918 I wouldn't be able to live with myself. 820 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,791 (knock at door) 821 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,196 Oh, damn! 822 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,271 (pained gasps) 823 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,790 May we come in? 824 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,871 Nice place. 825 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,314 You broke her heart, didn't you? 826 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,631 What do you need? Why are you here? I'm in the middle of a project. 827 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,269 The same as you - to get her out of my life for good. 828 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,635 I want you to help me neutralize her. 829 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:08,840 Hey, whatever she's done to me, I'm not gonna help you kill her. 830 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,480 I didn't say "kill", I said "neutralize". 831 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,757 It's a neutral word. "Kill" is "kill". This is Switzerland. 832 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:20,517 I have developed the means of permanently stripping her of her powers. 833 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,153 No powers? 834 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:28,439 So she'd just be another average, everyday, run-of-the-mill, crazy ex-girlfriend? 835 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,829 Yeah. That's gotta be better. 836 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,991 - So what would you want me to do? - Draw her out into the open. 837 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,197 Help me get her when her guard is down, when she's vulnerable. 838 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,831 Look, I don't mean to offend you, but you have a reputation for doing things 839 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,275 that most people would consider to be... 840 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,032 No-nos? 841 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,269 Yes. 842 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,433 Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring. 843 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,670 - From supervillainy? - Yeah. 844 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,912 That's good. Look, if you're going to retire, why not just forget about her? 845 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,468 That's what I'm gonna do. I'm leaving town. 846 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:08,908 Because that woman, she just won't leave me alone. She's obsessed with me. 847 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,834 She has harassed me at every turn and she never, ever stops. 848 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:19,075 So when you finally realize that she is not the woman who is ever going to forget about you, 849 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,758 - then you give me a call. - OK. 850 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,831 All right? 851 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,437 Or you can email me at "professorbedlam.com". 852 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,511 It's all one word. 853 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,791 I think I'll just, uh... give running away a try. 854 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,431 (phone rings) 855 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,311 (answer phone) It's Matt. Please leave a message. 856 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,632 Matt, it's Hannah. Are you there? Please pick up. 857 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:59,191 I... I need your help. Something really bad's happened. 858 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,919 - Oh, God, I guess you're not there. Bye. - Hannah! 859 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,269 # You can't stop this feeling 860 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,669 # You can't run away 861 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,672 # Baby, I'm what's on your mind 862 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,514 # You can't stop this feeling 863 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,477 # There's no escape 864 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,959 # No sleep tonight 865 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,634 # You won't get no sleep tonight 866 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,712 - (knock at door) - Who is it? 867 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,439 It's me, Matt. Open up. 868 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:35,399 Hannah. Are you OK? What did she do to you? Is she here? 869 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,233 - Is who here? - G-Girl! 870 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,788 G-Girl? Like the superhero? 871 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,075 Yeah, G-Girl the super... 872 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,231 Why did you call me? 873 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,958 - Steve was cheating on me. - Oh, thank God. 874 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,270 What? 875 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,357 Thank God that you found out sooner rather than later. 876 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,112 I am sorry. 877 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,909 Yeah, I caught him in bed with another woman. 878 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,560 Actually, two other women. 879 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,952 Maybe three. I don't know - I didn't really get a good look. 880 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,235 - Three? - Yeah. 881 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:14,950 Wow. 882 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:20,273 Steve was so good-looking and he loved jazz and rock-climbing. 883 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,715 He took me to nice places and gave me multiple... 884 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,473 I don't really need to hear that. 885 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:35,111 The thing is, I never really had any fun with him. 886 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,318 Not like I have with you. 887 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,473 You've been a really good friend to me, Saunders. 888 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,991 Hannah, the thing is, 889 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,437 I don't wanna be just a friend any more. 890 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,715 - You don't? - No. 891 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,876 Look... 892 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:03,117 Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately. 893 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,158 But it has made me realize what's most important to me. 894 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:11,758 Seeing you at work every day, that was always the thing I looked forward to the most. 895 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:16,914 You're the smartest, most beautiful girl that I've ever met. 896 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,076 And I'm completely and totally in love with you. 897 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,838 Oh. 898 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,520 (Matt) Oh, that was great. Didn't hurt at all. 899 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:55,233 I probably shouldn't tell you this, but this might be the best moment of my life. 900 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,073 That's not fair. I was gonna say that. 901 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,593 Oh. 902 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,671 (Jenny) Hey! Sweetie! 903 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,279 Matt? 904 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,359 I hate you, Matt Saunders! 905 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,317 Get down! 906 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,754 (brakes screech, loud smash) 907 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,591 (screaming) 908 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,237 Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us? 909 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,755 I can't tell you. 910 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,877 And she was so pissed off. Have you done something? 911 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,394 - Are you in trouble? - No. Well, yeah. 912 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,675 And as long as I'm here, so are you. 913 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,433 You gotta get outside the city. Go someplace and hide. 914 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,353 San Diego. Tahiti. Utah. 915 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,874 No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else. 916 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,554 But you gotta go someplace, lay low for a while. 917 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,154 - I don't understand. - Look. 918 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:25,597 If I ever see you again, this will all be over, OK? 919 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,669 If? 920 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,751 Matt, wait. 921 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,953 - Oh, it's you. - Come in. Wait here. 922 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,840 - Right here? Where? - What? Right here. 923 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,718 - OK. - Over there. 924 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,831 Wow. 925 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:42,112 Look, I'm here cos I need your help, OK? I just need to know how we're gonna stop her. 926 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:47,832 I have spent the past ten years trying to analyze the source of G-Girl's power. 927 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,196 It is a unique type of radiation that permeates every cell of her body. 928 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:56,070 Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school. She told me. I know. 929 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,151 - She told you that? - Yeah. 930 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,549 Did she talk about me? 931 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:05,076 I mean, she said you guys were friends, you had a falling out. 932 01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:09,392 Bullshit! That meteorite changed everything between us. 933 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:14,554 But now, I've got something that will totally level the playing field. 934 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,795 That? 935 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,518 The rock? 936 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,433 No, the ham. Yes, the rock. 937 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,636 A special rock. It was a rock that gave off the radiation. 938 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,076 I now have a rock that will absorb the radiation. 939 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,874 So if you got Jenny close enough to this thing... 940 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:42,999 It'll draw the radiation from her body, sucking it out of her like a sponge. 941 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,516 Draining her of her powers permanently. 942 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:50,673 OK, so what do you need me for? Why can't you just get her close to it? 943 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,399 With that superhearing of hers? 944 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:56,870 No, I need someone who can lure her to it. 945 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,554 Someone who she has no cause to fear. 946 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,518 A weak and powerless simpleton. 947 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,591 An idiot. 948 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:24,432 (Jenny) No, all of these invoices were returned. None of them have been paid. 949 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,875 Call back. 950 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,830 And these two are supposed to be... 951 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,631 Hi. 952 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,195 Hi. 953 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,554 What's this? 954 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,393 It's just a little something I thought I'd bring by... 955 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,152 - Flowers? - Yeah. 956 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:53,028 You think flowers are going to make me forgive you? 957 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,874 No. No, I do not think that. I don't think that at all. 958 01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,157 Then what the hell are you doing here? 959 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:06,839 OK, look. To be honest, I realize that I've made the biggest mistake of my life. 960 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:13,109 I'm desperately in love with you and I'd do anything for us to be together again. 961 01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,511 I would. 962 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,871 Oh, God. 963 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,951 They're beautiful. 964 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,552 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 965 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,598 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 966 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:44,277 What do you think about today after work you come by my place around seven 967 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:50,230 - and I'll make us a nice dinner? - Seven? I'd love to. 968 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,631 Matt? 969 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,591 Matt? 970 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,269 - Oh, my God! - Hey, Jenny. 971 01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,636 Matt, it's beautiful. 972 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,678 Oh, what is that? Is that for me? 973 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,230 It is. It's a little something I got you cos... 974 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,676 I wanna apologize for the terrible way that I've treated you. 975 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:44,116 - It just wasn't right. - You're so sweet. You didn't have to. 976 01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,475 - It's true, I'm sorry. - What is it? 977 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:50,951 No peeking, OK? I want it to be a surprise. Let's have a toast. 978 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,600 (Jenny) You are amazing. 979 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,558 (Matt) To second chances. 980 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,835 (Jenny) To second chances. 981 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:05,791 The man's not bad. He might have a future in our business. 982 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,515 You know, deep down, 983 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:13,116 I had a feeling that you'd realize your mistake and come back to me. 984 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,191 You are wise. 985 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,918 - Do you wanna know a secret? - Sure. 986 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,994 That's why I didn't kill you. 987 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,071 (forced laugh) 988 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,868 Matt? 989 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,599 You are the sweetest guy I've ever met. 990 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,592 - Oh, no, no, I'm not. - Yes, yes, you are. 991 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,034 You're sweet. 992 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,111 Yummy. 993 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,555 Matt?! 994 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,437 What are you doing here? 995 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,988 Me?! What are you doing here? 996 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,311 You said your life was in danger. And what's she doing here? 997 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,312 - Who's that? Do we know her? - I don't know her. 998 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,549 I don't know her. 999 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:22,668 You know how you tried to steal my boyfriend by being such a big, fat whore? 1000 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,274 - It didn't work. - Jenny, stop. Let me handle this. 1001 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,759 - Are you back with her? - No. 1002 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,831 - What? - Yeah. 1003 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,878 Look, it's very complicated, OK? 1004 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,679 How could you do this? You told me you loved me. 1005 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,593 Hannah, please, just do me a favor, OK? Just leave. 1006 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,719 I mean, just try to have a little self-respect. You're starting to look pathetic. 1007 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:47,318 Matt! You are not... Oh, my God. There you are. Thank God. I've been calling you all day. 1008 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,994 Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me. 1009 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,674 - Not now. - Tonight. Third base line. Yahoo! 1010 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,070 - Now is a terrible time, OK? - Hey, what's in the box? 1011 01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,631 - Stay away from that box. - You know, Hannah, 1012 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,599 why don't you just run along before I have to kick your ass back to Munchkin Land? 1013 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,592 - Stay away from it. - It looks big, it might be a nice present. 1014 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:11,468 - Are you threatening me? - Push me one more time and you'll find out. 1015 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:15,678 Oh, yeah? What are you going to do? Squash me with your gigantic feet? 1016 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,479 - That's it! - Don't touch me! 1017 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,118 Just do me a favor and leave and take Hannah with you... 1018 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,110 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! You're G-Girl. 1019 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,955 You have been doing G-Girl? 1020 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,753 - Vaughn, open the box! - Go! Go! Go! Watch the van! 1021 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,510 Open the damn box! 1022 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,039 Aargh! 1023 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:46,430 - It's not much of a present. - Agh! 1024 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,511 I'm sorry. 1025 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,111 You bastard! 1026 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,479 Matt, that's a weird rock. 1027 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,879 Ah. 1028 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,919 A happy ending for everybody. Well done, Mr. Saunders. 1029 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,753 You did this? You helped him? 1030 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:17,152 I'm really sorry. You did throw a shark at me, you know. 1031 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,915 Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK. 1032 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,472 You idiot! 1033 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,637 Looks like you're done, honey. 1034 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:33,316 You always thought you were so much better than me. 1035 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,197 Now it's my turn. 1036 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,431 Now I'll be the one with the powers. 1037 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:41,592 You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson. 1038 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,193 We're having a moment here. 1039 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:51,954 - Not so tough now, huh?! - Hannah, don't let her touch the rock! 1040 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,110 Hannah! 1041 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,239 Oh, no! Hannah! 1042 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,428 I can't even see her. We gotta get down there. 1043 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,511 Oh, man! 1044 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,396 I think she's dead, Matt. 1045 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,153 - I'm sorry. Let her go. - We gotta dig her out! 1046 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,471 - We gotta start the grieving process. - Are you crazy? 1047 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,028 - Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub. - You! 1048 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,554 I thought you were just a jerk! 1049 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,915 Now I find out you're really stupid. 1050 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,150 Teaming up with Barry?! 1051 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:49,196 You broke my heart and now I'm gonna break your everything. 1052 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,751 Hey! 1053 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,559 Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch! 1054 01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,994 Bring it! 1055 01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,076 Oh, man! 1056 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,515 Yes, girl fight! 1057 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,037 Stupid! 1058 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,036 Matt! 1059 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,151 No! 1060 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,512 Hannah! 1061 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,158 Hannah, are you OK? 1062 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,638 Oh, no! 1063 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,550 You rat! 1064 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:48,071 Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK? 1065 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,311 Uh-oh. 1066 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,991 Wow! 1067 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,435 Hannah, stop. Come on, stop. 1068 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,953 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 1069 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,112 I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee, but I'm all right. 1070 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,795 Come on. Forget about them. Let's go. 1071 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,030 Come on. 1072 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:35,550 They're gonna kill each other. This way. 1073 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,632 - Hey, it's you. - Are you with them? 1074 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,711 As a matter of fact, I am. 1075 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,035 They went down there. 1076 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,068 Stop! 1077 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,439 Look at yourself. You're terrifying these people. 1078 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:18,031 Jenny... Jenny, this has gotta stop right now, OK? 1079 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:19,553 Please. 1080 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:21,995 Just give me that, OK? 1081 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,514 There you go. Just give it to me. 1082 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:28,229 Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought. 1083 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,356 Hi. 1084 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:36,070 Look, God knows I don't want you mad at me, OK? 1085 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,594 And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you. 1086 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,593 And yeah, I know what we had was something special. 1087 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,910 And at times it was great. 1088 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,869 But it wasn't love, all right? And deep down, you know that. 1089 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:56,239 You're a great girl. And you deserve to be with the perfect guy. 1090 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,992 - You do. - I do. 1091 01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:03,279 And I know who the perfect guy for you is. And he's here, right here, right now. 1092 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,351 Professor. 1093 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,070 - What? - Barry? 1094 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,434 - Go on, Professor, tell her. - Tell her what? 1095 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,273 She's my mortal enemy? I want nothing but her destruction? 1096 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:21,309 - Come on, Barry, please. - Please stop calling me Barry. 1097 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,029 It's true. This guy, he's got a shrine to you in his house. 1098 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,715 There are pictures of you all over the walls, just of you. 1099 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,156 This guy, he is hooked on you. He really is. 1100 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,594 Is that true? 1101 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:46,514 Come on. You gotta open your heart to her. It's now or never. 1102 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,353 It may be a little true. 1103 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:56,115 OK, OK, that's a good start. Come on, Barry. Barry, come on. 1104 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,714 All right, all right! 1105 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,791 It's completely true. 1106 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:04,794 I love you. 1107 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,678 I've always loved you. 1108 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:12,151 But if you love me so much, then how come you're always trying to hurt me? 1109 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:17,360 Because you hurt me. Because you broke my heart into a billion pieces. 1110 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:20,193 You ignored me. 1111 01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,271 You left me behind. 1112 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:29,797 So I thought if I had the powers, you may learn to love me 1113 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,111 the way I have always loved you. 1114 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,231 Are you sure? 1115 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,676 Do you really love me? 1116 01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,790 Oh, yeah. 1117 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,192 It's over. Can you believe it? I'm free. You were great. 1118 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,759 I can't believe that fight. 1119 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,798 I still think she'd kick my butt, but I got a few good punches in. 1120 01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,838 You saved my ass in there. You were wonderful. 1121 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,957 And I'm really sorry I didn't explain things to you sooner, 1122 01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:18,431 - but I was just trying to protect you. - I totally understand. 1123 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,589 Good. 1124 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:23,559 - Oh, my God, my hair. - Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it. 1125 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,517 Here, try this on. 1126 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,397 Thanks. 1127 01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,154 See? Adorable. 1128 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,435 - Yes, you are. - No, not me. 1129 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,193 - Come here. - Agh! 1130 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,952 - Tight. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 1131 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:41,589 - It's OK. - I'm still getting used to all of this. 1132 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:47,437 You and me both. And you know, we're going to have to talk about the relationship too. 1133 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,229 - Talk? You mean... - Your powers. 1134 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:55,996 Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean you have to use 'em, you know what I mean? 1135 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,072 You're a little scared of me. 1136 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,958 What? Scared? No, come on, I'm not scared at all. 1137 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,031 Come here. 1138 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,557 Are you ready? 1139 01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:18,758 Yeah! I am. I'm ready. 1140 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,354 OK. Here we go. 1141 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,915 OK, all right, I got it. 1142 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:38,997 - Hold on, I think I tweaked something. - Oh, you poor baby. 1143 01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,836 What the hell were you doing?! 1144 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,036 Sorry. Sorry. 1145 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,990 Oh. 1146 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:12,595 I brought it down for you. Peace offering. 1147 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,238 You've done so much for us. We couldn't be happier. 1148 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:22,788 - How...? How...? - Asteroids. 1149 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:26,111 Most of that will just buff right out. 1150 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,194 - I'll fix that. - I could trick it out for you. 1151 01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:36,636 Rocket launchers, laser cannons, voice-activated battle armor. 1152 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,870 - (police radio) - Do you hear something? 1153 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,315 - No. - There's a 747 in trouble. 1154 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,994 It's a 727. Time to go to work. 1155 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:47,349 You need a hand? 1156 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,669 - A hand? - Yeah, any help? 1157 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,353 I never had any help. 1158 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,908 - Could be some heavy lifting. - Yeah? 1159 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,797 - OK. - Yeah? Really? 1160 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,509 - Yes. - Yes! All right! Whoo! 1161 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,915 OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go. 1162 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,597 Yeah! 1163 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:20,358 - Love you, honey! - We'll be waiting! 1164 01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,159 What are we gonna do with this stuff? Wanna get a beer? 1165 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,310 - Sure. - Let's do it. 1166 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:32,030 # And the earth will be our home 1167 01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:35,510 # And the sky our starry dome 1168 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:42,915 # And the only superpower here that makes us strong, that kills the fear 1169 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:49,269 # The only superpower here is love 1170 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:56,795 # The only superpower here is love 1171 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:59,314 # Baby 1172 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:02,756 # Rescue me 1173 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,912 # From my dreams 1174 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,788 # And from my secret identity 1175 01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:13,111 # Just wake me 1176 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:16,431 # From my sleep 1177 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:20,513 # Would you, please 1178 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:28,598 # Just fall out of the sky and rescue me? 1179 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:36,999 # All I want is to be with you Why is that impossible? 1180 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:42,234 # I only see you disappear 1181 01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:50,712 # I know you've got a lot to do The whole wide world just waits for you 1182 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:55,430 # And baby, I'll be waiting too 1183 01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:02,192 # He was born to love her, yeah 1184 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:06,394 # Baby 1185 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:09,836 # Rescue me 1186 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:13,469 # Would you, please 1187 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:21,558 # Just fall out of the sky and rescue me? 1188 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:29,508 My God! You really do have superpowers. 1189 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,036 Yeah. Well, it helps when you haven't used them 1190 01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:39,389 in two years, three months, one week and four days. 1191 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:43,234 OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go. 1192 01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:47,719 # Everyday people like you and me 1193 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:52,430 # Just want to live naturally 1194 01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:56,513 # Time taught you and you told me 1195 01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:00,593 # Nothing gonna get us down, can't you see? 1196 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:06,118 # I said if it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me 1197 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,989 # No, no, no, no 1198 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:15,074 # If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me 1199 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:22,992 # People all around making sounds and all kinds of noise 1200 01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:27,517 # If I could only get there, then I could enjoy 1201 01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:29,830 # Who they trying to be, who they trying to fool? 1202 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,911 # Let's change the mood right now 1203 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,312 # Turn down the lights, it's time to cool it down 1204 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:41,793 # If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me 1205 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:49,472 # Yesterday and what we could be, it don't matter 1206 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:53,872 # Getting more of what we don't need, it don't matter 1207 01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:59,273 # Everything, unless I'm with you, it doesn't matter to me, no 1208 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:04,117 # Bring it on down, bring it on down to me 1209 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,270 (# "One & Only" by Teitur) 1210 01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:14,590 # So you wanna be my friend, so you wanna be my lover 1211 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:21,833 # With you I do confess I can't be one without the other 1212 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:26,830 # That was hard for me to say I hope I said it right 1213 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:32,438 # Which ever, come what may, you see I need to know tonight 1214 01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:40,712 # Do you want to be my one and only love? 1215 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:54,873 # Do you want to be my one and only love? 1216 01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,636 (# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz) 1217 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,709 # Windows down, the night blows in 1218 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:16,877 # Tap the beat on the wheel as the tires spin 1219 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:23,474 # Until we're there crank the radio 1220 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:32,152 # We'll join in with the songs we know 1221 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:39,239 # Hey, everything's right, said everything's right tonight 1222 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:46,318 # Hey, everything's right, said everything's right tonight