1 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,317 Before time began... 2 00:00:54,318 --> 00:00:56,635 There was The Cube. 3 00:00:57,341 --> 00:01:00,969 We know not where it comes from. Only that it holds 4 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:05,707 the power to create worlds and fill them with life. 5 00:01:06,211 --> 00:01:09,235 That is how our race was born. 6 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,754 For a time we lived in harmony. 7 00:01:11,956 --> 00:01:13,871 But like all great power... 8 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,694 Some wanted it for good... 9 00:01:16,794 --> 00:01:18,810 Others for evil. 10 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:21,834 And so began The War. 11 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:27,076 A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death. 12 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:32,216 And The Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. 13 00:01:32,922 --> 00:01:38,969 We scattered across the galaxy, hopping to find it and rebuild our home. 14 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:43,001 Searching every star, every world... 15 00:01:43,909 --> 00:01:47,033 And just when all hope seemed lost... 16 00:01:47,235 --> 00:01:52,375 Passage of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... 17 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:55,097 Earth. 18 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:03,967 But we were already too late... 19 00:02:17,272 --> 00:02:20,800 Oh, God! 4 months of this... Can't wait to get a little taste of home. 20 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,739 Play with mama's alligators... - You've been talking abut barbecued gators 21 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:29,771 and crickets for the last 2 weeks. I'm never going to your mama's hose, I promise. 22 00:02:29,772 --> 00:02:32,896 Bobby, gators are known to have the most succulent meat. 23 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:34,711 I understand. 24 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:43,278 I mean how many times... We don't speak Spanish. 25 00:02:45,293 --> 00:02:47,007 That's my heritage.. 26 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,450 Hey, you guys remember weekends? 27 00:02:53,559 --> 00:02:56,583 The Sox and Fenway, cold hotdog and flat beer? 28 00:02:56,584 --> 00:02:58,599 Perfect day... 29 00:02:59,203 --> 00:03:01,925 What about you captain? You got a perfect day? 30 00:03:02,429 --> 00:03:04,949 I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time. 31 00:03:35,893 --> 00:03:39,018 Watch this crossover man, like Jordan in his prime... 32 00:03:41,437 --> 00:03:42,949 Step aside mates. 33 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:45,670 - Hey, what are you doing? 34 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,509 Are you gonna help me with the gear? 35 00:03:57,464 --> 00:04:00,689 Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator. 36 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:02,604 10 miles out. 37 00:04:06,737 --> 00:04:10,970 Unidentified aircraft, you are obstructing US military airspace. 38 00:04:10,971 --> 00:04:14,196 and proceed East out of the area. 39 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:19,941 Raptors 1 and 2, snap to heading 250 and intercept. 40 00:04:19,942 --> 00:04:22,663 Bogie is in the weeds, 10 miles out, not responding. 41 00:04:27,703 --> 00:04:32,440 Unidentified aircraft, we'll escort you to US SOX airbase. 42 00:04:32,441 --> 00:04:35,867 If you do not comply, we will use deadly force. 43 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:41,209 We got 10 on the bogie. Tail 4500X. 44 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,334 Sir it says here 4500X was shot down 3 months ago. 45 00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:47,761 Afghanistan. - That's gotta be a mistake, check again and recheck. 46 00:04:47,762 --> 00:04:50,684 I did sir. Friend of mine was on that chopper. 47 00:04:57,337 --> 00:04:59,756 Where's the inbound? - Bogie's 5 miles out sir. 48 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:09,130 Hi my ladies! 49 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:12,154 Oh my goodness, look at her, she's getting so big. 50 00:05:15,278 --> 00:05:16,992 Baby we've got a good looking kid. 51 00:05:16,993 --> 00:05:19,209 I know that people say that all the time... 52 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,729 We made one good looking kid. Nice work. 53 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:24,552 She has your laugh. - She laughs? 54 00:05:24,553 --> 00:05:26,467 Her first one. 55 00:05:27,576 --> 00:05:29,390 Are you sure she didn't just fart? 56 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:31,507 No, she's a lady. 57 00:05:31,607 --> 00:05:33,825 She doesn't know you yet, but she will. 58 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,756 4500X, something's not right. 59 00:05:47,029 --> 00:05:48,743 Radar's jammed. 60 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,363 It's coming from the chopper. 61 00:05:55,496 --> 00:05:57,512 Sarah if you can hear me I love you and I'll be home soon. 62 00:06:07,894 --> 00:06:11,120 FX53 pilot, power down now. 63 00:06:14,849 --> 00:06:17,369 Have your crew step out or we will kill you. 64 00:06:36,722 --> 00:06:38,637 My God... 65 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:57,486 They bombed that tower! We're under attack! 66 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:37,905 They're going after the files! Cut the hard lines! 67 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,922 I need a key, it's locked! 68 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:00,457 Ok, Mr. Witwicky you're up. 69 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:03,884 Sorry, I got a lot of stuff. 70 00:09:09,428 --> 00:09:11,041 Who did that? 71 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:14,065 People... Responsibility. 72 00:09:19,407 --> 00:09:21,826 So, for my family genealogy report, I decided to do it 73 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,741 On my great-great-grandfather. 74 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:27,168 Who was a famous man. Captain Archibald Witwicky. 75 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:30,192 Very famous explorer, in fact he was one of the first 76 00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:32,107 to explore... 77 00:09:32,511 --> 00:09:35,131 The arctic circle, which is a big deal. 78 00:09:37,349 --> 00:09:42,489 In 1897. he took 41 brave sailors straight in to the arctic shelf. 79 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:50,553 The ice is freezing faster than is melting! 80 00:09:50,554 --> 00:09:52,367 Chop faster! 81 00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:58,113 No sacrifice, no victory! 82 00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:00,532 We'll get to the arctic circle lads! 83 00:10:01,943 --> 00:10:03,757 So that's the story. 84 00:10:03,858 --> 00:10:06,277 And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools 85 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,092 used by 19th century seamen. 86 00:10:09,503 --> 00:10:11,519 This here is the quadrant, which should be around 80 bucks. 87 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,240 It's all for sale by the way. Like the sextant here. 88 00:10:15,752 --> 00:10:17,567 50 dollars for this, this is a bargain. 89 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:19,986 These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. 90 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:23,010 Haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things. 91 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,126 Are you going to sell me his liver? 92 00:10:25,227 --> 00:10:27,445 Mr. Witwicky this isn't show and sell. 93 00:10:27,446 --> 00:10:29,259 This is the 11th grade, I don't think your grandfather would be 94 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,577 particularly proud of what you're doing. - I know, I'm sorry. 95 00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:33,896 This all is going to my car fund. 96 00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:37,726 You tell your folks, it's on eBay. I take PayPal, cold hard cash works too. 97 00:10:37,727 --> 00:10:40,145 Compass makes a great gift for Colombo�s day. 98 00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:44,479 Unfortunately, my great-great grandfather, the genius that he was... 99 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:48,209 Wound up going blind and crazy on a psych ward. 100 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,527 Drawing these strange symbols, babbling on about some... 101 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,551 Giant ice man that he thought he saw... 102 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:57,583 OK, might be a pop quiz tomorrow, might not! 103 00:10:57,584 --> 00:10:59,699 Sleep in fear tonight. 104 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,554 Pretty good right? 105 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:09,477 I'd say a solid B minus. 106 00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:13,509 A B minus? - You were hacking your 107 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,121 great grandfather's crap in my classroom. 108 00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:19,254 Can you do me a favor? Can you look out the window for a second and see my father? 109 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,371 He's the guy in the green car. 110 00:11:21,372 --> 00:11:23,991 I'll tell you about a dream, a boy's dream. 111 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:25,604 And a man's promise to that boy. 112 00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:28,426 He looked him in the eyes and said: "Son, I'm, gonna buy you a car." 113 00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:30,745 But I want you to bring me 2000$ and 3 A's. 114 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,164 I got the 2000 and 2 A's. 115 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:36,792 Here's the dream. Your B minus... dream gone. 116 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:40,623 Sir just ask yourself... 117 00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:43,243 What would Jesus do? 118 00:11:47,779 --> 00:11:49,190 A minus. 119 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,803 Wait, I can't see. It's an A. 120 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:52,517 So I'm good? - You're good. 121 00:11:53,323 --> 00:11:55,541 I got a little surprise for you son. 122 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:59,169 What kind of surprise? - Little surprise. 123 00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:07,636 You gotta be kidding me! - Yeah, I am. 124 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,653 You're not getting a Porsche. 125 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,692 You think that's funny? - Yea I think it's funny. 126 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,514 What's wrong with you? - Did you think I'd get you a Porsche? 127 00:12:17,817 --> 00:12:20,941 For your first car? - I don't want to talk to you for the rest of my life. 128 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:24,066 C'mon it's just a car. - It's no funny joke. 129 00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:33,440 Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit, he's having a heat stroke again. 130 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:36,968 Scarring away folks. - I'm hot, makeup's melting, hurts my eyes. 131 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:40,798 Here? No, no, no what is this? - You said half of car not half of peace of crap. 132 00:12:41,705 --> 00:12:44,024 When I was your age I'd be happy with 4 wheels and an engine. 133 00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:46,443 Let me explain something to you. You ever seen "40 year old virgin"? 134 00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:50,071 That's what this is, and this is 50 year old virgin. 135 00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:52,994 You want me to live that life? - No sacrifice... 136 00:12:52,995 --> 00:12:55,212 No victory, yeah i got it. The old Witwicky motto. 137 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:57,127 Gentlemen. 138 00:12:57,631 --> 00:13:00,756 Bobby Bolivia, like the country except without the runks. 139 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,695 How can I help? - Well my son here is looking to buy his first car. 140 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,618 You come to see me? - Had to. 141 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:12,045 That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B baby. 142 00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:14,262 Uncle Bobby B. - Sam. 143 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:16,178 Let me talk to you. 144 00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,698 Sam, your first enchilada of freedom... 145 00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:20,915 Awaits underneath one of those hoods. 146 00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,939 Let me tell you something son. A driver don's pick a car. 147 00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:26,660 A car picks the driver. 148 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:29,382 Some mystical bond between a man and a machine. 149 00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:32,305 Son I'm a lot of things, liar is not one of them. 150 00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:34,422 Especially not in front of my mammy. 151 00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:36,337 That's my mammy. 152 00:13:39,462 --> 00:13:42,284 Don't be like that... If I had a rock I'd bust your ass bitch. 153 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:44,098 She's deaf, you know. 154 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:52,263 Over here... every piece of car man might want or need. 155 00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:57,605 So it's got racing stripes. - Yeah, it's got racing... 156 00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:02,544 What the heck is this? I know nothing about this car. 157 00:14:02,545 --> 00:14:03,854 Manny! - What? 158 00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:06,576 What is this? This car, check it out. 159 00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:08,894 I don't know boss. I've never seen that. 160 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,329 Feels good. 161 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,571 How much? - Well... 162 00:14:19,982 --> 00:14:22,905 Considering the semi classic nature of the vehicle... 163 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:26,433 With the slick wheel and a custom paint job... - But the paint's faded. 164 00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,364 Yeah, but it's custom. - It's custom faded? 165 00:14:30,365 --> 00:14:32,480 Well it is your first car and I don't expect you to understand. 166 00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:36,109 5 grand. - No, I'm not paying over 4. Sorry. 167 00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:40,040 Kid, c'mon get out of the car. - No, you said cars pick their drivers. 168 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:42,157 Sometimes it picks a driver with a cheap ass father, out of the car. 169 00:14:46,491 --> 00:14:51,329 There's a fiesta with racing stripes over there. - No, I don't wanna a fiesta with racing stripes. 170 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:55,462 This is a classic engine right here. I sold a car the other day... 171 00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:08,263 Manny get your clown cousin and get some hammers and come bang this stuff out baby! 172 00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:13,404 That one's my favorite. It drove all the way from Alabama. 173 00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:33,059 4 thousand. 174 00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:48,178 Hello Mr. secretary. 175 00:15:50,295 --> 00:15:54,025 They're so young. -They are top subject matter experts sir. 176 00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:56,242 NSA is recruiting right out of high schools these days. 177 00:15:56,243 --> 00:16:02,794 Guys, that's the secretary of defense. - I', so underdressed. 178 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,314 Ladies and gentlemen, secretary of defense. 179 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,446 Please be seated. 180 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,470 I'm John Keller. 181 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:16,200 Obviously you've wondered why you are here, so these are the facts. 182 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:22,248 At 19:00 local time yesterday. Saxon forward operations base at Qatar was attacked. 183 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,372 So far as we know, there were no survivors. 184 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,799 The objective of the attack was to hack our military network. 185 00:16:30,211 --> 00:16:35,049 We're not sure exactly what they were after, but we do know that they were cut off during the assault. 186 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:38,173 Which leads us to assume they are going to try again. 187 00:16:39,786 --> 00:16:42,004 No one has taken the responsibility for the attack. 188 00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,128 And the only real lead we have so far... 189 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:47,547 Is this sound. 190 00:16:53,494 --> 00:16:55,611 That's the signal that hacked our network. 191 00:16:57,526 --> 00:17:02,465 NSA is working at full capacity to analyze it and intercept further communications. 192 00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:05,187 But we need your help to find out who did this 193 00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:09,118 You've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis. 194 00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:12,343 We're on a hair trigger here people. 195 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:16,577 The president has dispatched battle groups to the Arabian Gulf and the Yellow Sea. 196 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,198 This is a real 197 00:17:19,199 --> 00:17:22,826 I will leave you to your officer in charge, break up into teams and start your work. 198 00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:26,253 Good luck to us all. 199 00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:36,232 Got the car, now I need a girl. 200 00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:40,365 Any money to count the girls would do. 201 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:43,489 0 bids. 202 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:44,498 Great, broke. 203 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,932 Come on Mojo, you want your pain pill? 204 00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:00,726 It's like clockwork. 205 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:03,649 I know you're wasting these things, so I better get you sleeping outside. 206 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:06,773 That's it for today. No more. 207 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:07,882 Crackhead. 208 00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:11,712 Ron this one is uneven. - Yea probably. 209 00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:14,636 This one is bobbing. - I'll take care of that. 210 00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:17,357 Couldn't we have hired a professional? 211 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:22,397 I do not like footprints on my grass. - There's no footprints. 212 00:18:22,398 --> 00:18:25,522 That's why I built my path. So why don't you go from my grass on to my path. 213 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,344 It's family grass dad. - When you own your own grass you'll understand. 214 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:32,073 This, I can't do it anymore. You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. 215 00:18:32,074 --> 00:18:34,593 He's got enough self esteem issues cos he's a Chihuahua. 216 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:38,020 That's his bling. I want you home by 11 o' clock. 217 00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:40,036 Yea alright. - 11 o' clock. 218 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,556 Please, for the love of God drive safely. 219 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:54,652 You are so cheap. 220 00:18:54,653 --> 00:18:57,373 That's his first car. It's supposed to be like that. 221 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:08,360 A this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors. 222 00:19:09,469 --> 00:19:12,593 Our bases worldwide are as of now Defcon Delta. 223 00:19:13,097 --> 00:19:15,315 Our highest readiness level. 224 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,750 We are dealing with a very effective weapon system we that have not come across before. 225 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:25,495 Our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women... - Daddy's going to be ok. 226 00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:28,620 I've never seen a weapon system like this. 227 00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:33,156 Thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton like it's cloaked 228 00:19:33,157 --> 00:19:35,071 by some kind of invisible force field. 229 00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:37,490 That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields 230 00:19:37,491 --> 00:19:39,506 except in comic books stuff, right? 231 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:42,429 Man I don't know. My momma, she had a gift, you know. 232 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:46,058 She saw things. 233 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,477 That thing that attacked us... 234 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,486 I gotta feeling it ain't over. 235 00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:54,625 How about you use those magical voodoo powers and get us the hell outta here. 236 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:59,464 When I took that picture, I think it saw me. 237 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,294 It looked right at me. 238 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:07,427 We gotta get this thing back to the Pentagon right away, they gotta know what we're dealing here. 239 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:11,156 Radio's fried. I got no communication with Ariel. 240 00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:15,087 How far do you live from here? - Not far, just up that mountain. 241 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,801 Do you have a phone? - Yes. 242 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,817 Alright, let's hit it. 243 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,058 Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party? 244 00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:27,687 Of course Miles, it's a lake. Public property. 245 00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:33,130 Oh my God. Oh my God, dude, Michaela is here. 246 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,742 Just don't do anything weird, alright? 247 00:20:34,743 --> 00:20:36,557 I'm good right? - Yeah, you're good. 248 00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:43,008 Hey guys, check it out. 249 00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:47,846 Hey bro, that car... It's nice. 250 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,817 So what are you guys doing here? 251 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,639 We're here to climb this tree. 252 00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:02,260 I see that, it looks fun. 253 00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:05,888 I thought I recognized you, you tried out for the football team last year right? 254 00:21:08,711 --> 00:21:10,727 Let's go call your mum. 255 00:21:11,735 --> 00:21:15,565 That wasn't like a real try out. I was researching a book I was writing. 256 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:20,302 What's it about? Sucking at sports? 257 00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:24,536 No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. 258 00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,761 I tell you it's a good book, your friends will love it. 259 00:21:27,762 --> 00:21:33,003 It's got mazes in it, little coloring areas, sections, pop up pictures... 260 00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:35,422 A lot of fun. - That's funny. 261 00:21:43,688 --> 00:21:47,618 You gotta get off the tree right now. Just, get off the tree right now please. 262 00:21:49,432 --> 00:21:51,448 What are you doing? - You said it's fun. 263 00:21:51,449 --> 00:21:54,069 All the chicks were watching... - You're making me look like an idiot. 264 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,379 We both look like idiots. 265 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,807 How about you let me drive? - No, this is not a toy. 266 00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:01,326 These 22, I don't want you grind them. 267 00:22:01,327 --> 00:22:03,846 Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat? 268 00:22:06,165 --> 00:22:09,088 I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny. 269 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,136 You'll call me. 270 00:22:23,703 --> 00:22:25,618 Hey what's wrong with your radio? 271 00:22:25,619 --> 00:22:27,634 I'm driving her home today. - What? 272 00:22:27,635 --> 00:22:30,356 She's an evil jock concubine man, let her hitchhike. 273 00:22:30,357 --> 00:22:32,271 She lives 10 miles from here, it's my only chance. 274 00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:35,093 Try to understand me here. - Ok, we'll put here in the back, I'll be quiet. 275 00:22:35,094 --> 00:22:37,512 Did you say put her in the back? Miles I'm not putting her in the back 276 00:22:37,513 --> 00:22:40,032 You gotta get out of my car right now. What rules? 277 00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:42,855 Bros before hoes. - Miles, you gotta get out of my car. 278 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,778 You can't do this to me. - You gotta get out of my car right now. 279 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:57,974 It's Sam... Witwicky 280 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:01,502 Hope you're not stranded or anything... Sure? 281 00:23:01,503 --> 00:23:03,316 So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home... 282 00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:06,844 I mean, give you a ride home, in my car to your house. 283 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,274 I can't believe that I'm here right now. 284 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:27,406 You can talk down if you want, it won't hurt my feelings. 285 00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:31,438 I didn't mean here you, I just mean here like 286 00:23:31,439 --> 00:23:33,152 in this situation. 287 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:36,377 Same situation that I'm always in. I don't know, I guess I just have a 288 00:23:36,378 --> 00:23:42,224 weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and big arms. 289 00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:44,441 Big arms? 290 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,675 There's couple of new additions in the car. 291 00:23:48,676 --> 00:23:50,690 Like, I've just put in that light there... 292 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:55,529 And that disco ball, light reflects of the disco ball. 293 00:24:01,677 --> 00:24:04,802 Are you new to school this year? Is this your first year? 294 00:24:05,608 --> 00:24:10,043 No, we've been in the same school since first grade. - Really? 295 00:24:12,664 --> 00:24:16,293 Do we have any classes together? - Yeah, history... 296 00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:20,728 Language arts, math, science... - Sam... Sam, yes... 297 00:24:20,729 --> 00:24:22,240 Sam Wilckeky... 298 00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:25,768 Witwicky... - I know, I'm so sorry. 299 00:24:25,769 --> 00:24:29,900 I just didn't recognize you. - That's understandable. 300 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,569 Just working out the cakes... 301 00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:44,818 This radio is like... 302 00:24:47,036 --> 00:24:48,648 Look this isn't something... 303 00:24:50,261 --> 00:24:51,975 Look I wouldn't try this on you. 304 00:24:51,976 --> 00:24:54,495 This is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do. 305 00:24:56,813 --> 00:24:58,627 I'm a friend of yours, I'm not a romantic friend. 306 00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:02,256 Romantic friends do this. I mean, I'm not that friend. 307 00:25:02,257 --> 00:25:04,070 I mean we... I could be... 308 00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:07,195 Just pop the hood. 309 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:15,662 Nice huders... You got hi res double pump carburetor... 310 00:25:15,663 --> 00:25:18,182 That's pretty impressive Sam. 311 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:22,113 Double pump? - It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster. 312 00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:26,245 I like to go faster. 313 00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:30,076 It looks like your distributor cap is a little loose. 314 00:25:31,789 --> 00:25:33,906 How did you know that? 315 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:38,643 My dad, he was a real grease monkey. Taught me all about this. 316 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,466 I could take it all apart, clean it put it back together. 317 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,784 That's weird, I just wouldn't pay you for mechanical. 318 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,312 Well you know, I don't really broadcast it. Guys don't like it 319 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,328 when you know more about cars than they do. 320 00:25:49,429 --> 00:25:52,352 Especially not Trent. He hates it. 321 00:25:52,856 --> 00:25:55,275 I'm cool with females working on my engine. 322 00:25:55,577 --> 00:25:57,593 I prefer it actually. 323 00:25:57,795 --> 00:25:59,508 Ok, you wanna fire it up for me? 324 00:26:01,222 --> 00:26:05,556 I was thinking, if Trent is such a jerk, why do you hang out with him? 325 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,394 You know what, I'm gonna walk. 326 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:13,418 Good luck with your car. 327 00:26:14,930 --> 00:26:17,651 Alright... Walking's healthy... 328 00:26:22,288 --> 00:26:25,312 C'mon, please... Don't let her walk away... 329 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,294 Wait a second! 330 00:26:53,837 --> 00:26:55,551 There it is. 331 00:26:55,552 --> 00:26:59,381 I had fun, so... Thanks for listening. 332 00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:05,530 You don't think I'm shallow? 333 00:27:07,646 --> 00:27:11,981 I think... There's a lot more than meets the eye... 334 00:27:12,081 --> 00:27:14,097 With you. 335 00:27:18,129 --> 00:27:20,649 Alright, I'll see you at school. 336 00:27:28,108 --> 00:27:30,628 Stupid... That was a stupid line. 337 00:27:39,095 --> 00:27:41,212 I love my car. 338 00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:54,416 Guys, I think the other team figured it out. 339 00:27:55,928 --> 00:28:00,665 Iran. - This is way to smart for Iranian scientists. 340 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:03,488 Think about it. - What do you think? 341 00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:07,620 Chinese? - No way, this is nothing like what the Chinese are using. 342 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:43,000 Mr. President? - Can you wrangle me up some ding dongs darling? 343 00:28:57,415 --> 00:28:59,430 I'll be in storage. 344 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:10,491 Did you hear that? 345 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:17,043 Are you getting this? Like they are hacking the network again. 346 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,388 Oh my God, this is a direct match to the signal in Qatar. 347 00:30:35,389 --> 00:30:37,504 Are you running a diagnostic? - Should I be? 348 00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,420 Yes you should. - So I am. 349 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:54,337 Someone! They are hacking into Air Force 1. 350 00:30:54,338 --> 00:30:56,857 I think they're planting a virus. - A virus? 351 00:30:56,858 --> 00:31:02,300 Streaming right now. - They are planting a virus and stealing whole lot of data at the same time. 352 00:31:02,703 --> 00:31:04,316 Code red, we have a breach. 353 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,109 You got to cut the hard lines. - What?! 354 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:21,048 Whatever they want, they are getting it. - Sir, permission to take down the defense network. 355 00:31:22,056 --> 00:31:25,584 Cut all server hard lines now. - Cut all server hard lines now. 356 00:31:47,961 --> 00:31:49,775 Someone's tampered with the mainframe. 357 00:32:21,123 --> 00:32:22,937 I want our president in our bunker. 358 00:32:22,938 --> 00:32:26,566 And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality. 359 00:32:26,567 --> 00:32:29,590 That's our first priority, that's our only priority right now. 360 00:32:30,195 --> 00:32:32,110 Air Force 1 is on the ground. 361 00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:41,155 That's my car! 362 00:33:54,259 --> 00:33:56,476 Dad call the cops! 363 00:33:58,593 --> 00:34:01,012 Where are you going with my car buddy, where are you going? 364 00:34:01,315 --> 00:34:05,346 Hello 911 emergency?! My car's been stolen! 365 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:08,673 I'm in pursuit, I need all units, the whole squadron! 366 00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:13,813 Bring everyone! Don't ask me questions, my father is on a neighborhood watch. 367 00:34:46,874 --> 00:34:48,790 Oh my God... 368 00:35:04,816 --> 00:35:08,243 My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive. 369 00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:13,182 These are my last words ever I just want to say mom, dad I love you. 370 00:35:13,183 --> 00:35:15,097 And if you find "Busty Beauties" under my bed 371 00:35:15,098 --> 00:35:17,114 it wasn't mine I'm holding it for Miles. 372 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:21,044 That's not true, it's mine and uncle Charles gave it to me, I'm sorry. 373 00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:22,556 Moro I love you. 374 00:35:56,726 --> 00:35:59,045 Please don't kill me I'm sorry. 375 00:35:59,046 --> 00:36:01,061 Take the keys, I don't want to touch you. 376 00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:07,310 Good you're here. - Let me see the hands! 377 00:36:08,016 --> 00:36:10,636 It's not me, the guy's inside. - Shut up! 378 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:12,854 Walk towards the car. 379 00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:15,878 Put your head on the hood. 380 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,400 Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network 381 00:36:31,401 --> 00:36:34,122 which is what they've tried to do in Qatar only this time it worked. 382 00:36:34,123 --> 00:36:35,936 What did they get? - We still don't know. 383 00:36:35,937 --> 00:36:37,549 Talk to me about the virus. 384 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:40,371 It's a spider bug virus. We're not sure what it's going to do 385 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,589 but it may cripple the system. - Can we stop it? 386 00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:45,109 Every time we try an antivirus it adapts and speeds up. 387 00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:47,830 It's like it's not a virus anymore it's become the system. 388 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:51,156 Obviously the first phase of major attack against the US. 389 00:36:51,157 --> 00:36:55,390 Only countries with this kind of capability are Russia, North Korea maybe China. 390 00:36:55,391 --> 00:36:57,607 I'm sorry, that's not correct. 391 00:36:57,608 --> 00:36:59,623 Excuse me young lady I did not see you standing there 392 00:36:59,624 --> 00:37:02,647 You would be who? - Just an analyst that detected the hack. 393 00:37:02,648 --> 00:37:04,865 Hold on, it was you? 394 00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:07,183 You did it? - Her team. 395 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:11,215 Sir I was trying to say... They hacked your firewall in 10 seconds. 396 00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:16,355 Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack would take 20 years to do that. 397 00:37:16,356 --> 00:37:18,976 Maybe you can explain then how our latest satellite imagery 398 00:37:18,977 --> 00:37:21,395 shows North Korea doubling its naval activities... 399 00:37:21,396 --> 00:37:24,318 Maybe it's a precaution because isn't that what we're doing? 400 00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:29,459 Signal pattern is learning, it's evolving on its own and you need to move past 401 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:33,088 Fourier transfers and start considering quantum mechanics. 402 00:37:33,089 --> 00:37:35,507 There is nothing on Earth that complex. 403 00:37:35,508 --> 00:37:38,934 What about an organism? A living organism, maybe some kind of 404 00:37:38,935 --> 00:37:42,159 DNA based computer... I know that that sounds crazy... 405 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,175 That's enough. 406 00:37:44,881 --> 00:37:47,300 We have 6 floors working on this thing. 407 00:37:47,301 --> 00:37:49,921 Now if you can find proof to back up your theory 408 00:37:49,922 --> 00:37:51,634 I'm going to be happy to listen to you. 409 00:37:51,735 --> 00:37:54,053 But if you don't put a filter on your brain - mouth theme 410 00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,271 you're going to off the team. You understand? 411 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:05,846 I can't be any clearer, on how crystal clear I am being. 412 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:08,669 It just stood up. - Just stood up? 413 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:12,801 It's really neat. 414 00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:15,321 Ok, time to fill her up. 415 00:38:21,974 --> 00:38:23,889 I'm not on any drugs. - What's this? 416 00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:27,417 Found it in your pocket. Mojo... 417 00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:31,247 Is that what you kids are doing now? 418 00:38:31,248 --> 00:38:34,674 Those are my dog's pain pills. - Yeah, Chihuahua... 419 00:38:39,412 --> 00:38:41,427 What was that? 420 00:38:42,234 --> 00:38:43,947 You eyeballing my peace? 421 00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:49,491 You wanna go? Make something happen, do it. 422 00:38:49,592 --> 00:38:53,422 Cos I promise you, I will bust you up. 423 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,547 Are you on drugs? 424 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,510 Let's hope this telephone line works. 425 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:20,032 What the heck was that? 426 00:39:24,568 --> 00:39:27,189 English dude, English. 427 00:40:37,444 --> 00:40:39,460 Where's your papa?! 428 00:40:40,468 --> 00:40:43,492 Sir I need a telephone... 429 00:40:50,245 --> 00:40:54,075 This is an emergency Pentagon call... Do you understand, this is an emergency... 430 00:40:57,805 --> 00:40:59,922 I don't have a credit card! 431 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:03,450 Sir the attitude is not going to speed things up, anything at all. 432 00:41:03,451 --> 00:41:06,675 I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouth peace very clearly... 433 00:41:06,676 --> 00:41:08,993 I'm in a middle of a war! 434 00:41:08,994 --> 00:41:10,707 Pretty ridiculous! 435 00:41:14,336 --> 00:41:16,553 I need a credit card! 436 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,585 Where's your wallet?! - Pocket! 437 00:41:21,794 --> 00:41:24,012 Which pocket? - My back pocket! 438 00:41:24,718 --> 00:41:29,052 You don't have a back pocket! - Left jink! 439 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,720 Also sir, have you heard about our premium plus service call package? 440 00:41:37,721 --> 00:41:39,938 No I don't want a premium package! 441 00:41:45,986 --> 00:41:50,118 Give me a status? - Sir we're tracking a spec ops team under fire in Qatar. 442 00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:53,041 They say they are survivors at the base attack. - Survivors. 443 00:41:57,073 --> 00:42:00,399 I've never seen this in my life! Need gunships on station ASAP! 444 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,222 Predators coming up in a minute. - Linking a call to the nearest AWAC 445 00:42:09,471 --> 00:42:14,813 Man if you've seen this shit... - Predator ETA 2 minutes. 446 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,856 What is that? 447 00:42:37,896 --> 00:42:43,238 We need air support and we need it now. Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target. 448 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,103 7 man team, north of orange smoke! 449 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:13,376 Attack to Rich and Wess, you're cleared hot! 450 00:43:23,254 --> 00:43:25,472 The heat's coming! - Laser target! 451 00:43:25,473 --> 00:43:28,395 We got to beam light it for incoming! Link target! 452 00:43:35,551 --> 00:43:37,970 The heat's coming! 453 00:43:57,525 --> 00:43:59,238 No freaking way! That thing is still not down! 454 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,363 Ok 32 use .105 shells. Bring the rain. 455 00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:07,604 Be advised, ground team is requesting .105 sable rounds. 456 00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:39,758 Did we loose it? - Warthog 1 confirm visual on friendlies. 457 00:44:43,992 --> 00:44:45,806 Where is Frank? 458 00:44:49,536 --> 00:44:51,451 Get a medic! 459 00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:03,244 Bring them home. 460 00:45:05,058 --> 00:45:09,695 Get those men stateside right now. I want them debriefed in 10 hrs. 461 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:19,775 There's only one hacker in the world that can break this code. 462 00:45:36,003 --> 00:45:38,825 I'm sorry to bother you. - Maggie... 463 00:45:38,826 --> 00:45:41,446 I need your help. - No, this is my private area... 464 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:47,594 my place of Zen and peace. Shut up grandma! 465 00:45:47,595 --> 00:45:49,812 What are you doing here? - Just give me a break will you? 466 00:45:49,813 --> 00:45:52,433 Grandma cut the prone juice! 467 00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:59,891 What level are you on? - Sixth... 468 00:46:09,064 --> 00:46:13,096 Don't you want to see something classified? 469 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,462 I need a moment... please. - Sorry. 470 00:46:22,772 --> 00:46:24,284 And save my game. 471 00:46:24,285 --> 00:46:26,502 How classified? 472 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:31,844 Like, I-will-go-to-jail-for-the-rest- -of-my-life-for-showing-you classified. 473 00:46:32,953 --> 00:46:34,364 One quick peak. 474 00:46:34,767 --> 00:46:37,791 Spec Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar. 475 00:46:37,792 --> 00:46:40,613 I wanna see it. - The imager was damaged sir. 476 00:46:40,614 --> 00:46:44,242 The rangers are in rout with the imager, but we also have a security issue. 477 00:46:44,243 --> 00:46:46,963 Server logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy of the network 478 00:46:46,964 --> 00:46:48,778 intrusion signal. 479 00:46:51,902 --> 00:46:54,624 The signal strength is through the roof, where did you said you got this? 480 00:46:54,625 --> 00:46:58,656 Hacked the national military air guard frequency in less than a minute. 481 00:46:58,657 --> 00:47:00,571 No way... 482 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,804 Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. 483 00:47:05,207 --> 00:47:07,425 Gotta be worth my magic. 484 00:47:13,271 --> 00:47:15,892 Project "Iceman"? - What's Sector 7? 485 00:47:16,396 --> 00:47:18,714 Who is captain Witwicky? 486 00:47:18,715 --> 00:47:21,234 Are you playing those videogames again? 487 00:47:22,242 --> 00:47:24,359 Cops! 488 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,208 Get off my grandma's carpet! She don't like nobody on her carpet! 489 00:47:43,209 --> 00:47:45,526 Especially police! 490 00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:52,179 It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago when over 40 C17's lifted off of this very base. 491 00:47:52,985 --> 00:47:54,900 We were not told where they're going... 492 00:48:01,956 --> 00:48:04,476 Stop with the barking Mojo it's too early please. 493 00:48:09,213 --> 00:48:12,136 Miles listen to me. My car, it stole itself ok? 494 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:15,664 What are you talking about man? - Satan's Camaro in my yard. 495 00:48:15,665 --> 00:48:17,579 It is stalking me. 496 00:48:35,723 --> 00:48:37,537 Sam? 497 00:48:40,964 --> 00:48:43,887 That was really... Awesome. 498 00:48:44,895 --> 00:48:46,709 It felt awesome. - Are you ok? 499 00:48:46,710 --> 00:48:48,423 No I'm not ok, I'm loosing my mind a little bit. 500 00:48:48,424 --> 00:48:51,044 Getting chased by my car right now, I gotta go. 501 00:48:51,044 --> 00:48:53,463 You know what, I'm gonna go, I'll check with you guys later. 502 00:49:26,121 --> 00:49:27,935 Great, the cops. 503 00:49:32,673 --> 00:49:34,084 Officer! 504 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,200 Listen... 505 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,434 That hurt. 506 00:49:42,853 --> 00:49:45,373 Listen to me. Thank God you're here. 507 00:49:45,574 --> 00:49:49,606 I've had the worst day ever. I've been followed here on my mother's bike. 508 00:49:50,413 --> 00:49:52,933 And my car is right there and it has been following me here. 509 00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:54,848 So get out of the car. 510 00:50:13,797 --> 00:50:16,217 Please, what do you want from me?! 511 00:50:38,190 --> 00:50:39,803 This is a bad dream. 512 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:44,843 Are you username LadiesMan217? - I don't know what you're talking about! 513 00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:48,270 Are you username LadiesMan217?! - Yeah... 514 00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:52,302 Where is the eBay item 21153?! Where are the glasses?! 515 00:51:03,893 --> 00:51:05,909 Get back! 516 00:51:12,461 --> 00:51:15,686 What is your problem Sam?! - There's a monster right there, it just attacked me! 517 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,105 Here it comes! 518 00:51:28,286 --> 00:51:30,100 Sam what is that thing? - You have to get in the car. 519 00:51:30,101 --> 00:51:33,124 Get in the car. Trust me! 520 00:51:54,997 --> 00:51:56,912 We're gonna die! - We're not gonna die! 521 00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,880 We're locked in. 522 00:52:32,695 --> 00:52:36,223 The car won't start. At least we've ditched the monster, right? 523 00:53:58,271 --> 00:54:00,488 He's gonna kill me! 524 00:54:44,839 --> 00:54:46,955 Not so tough without a head, are you?! 525 00:54:53,205 --> 00:54:54,818 Come on. 526 00:55:09,332 --> 00:55:11,550 What is it? 527 00:55:12,255 --> 00:55:14,070 It's a robot. 528 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:19,613 Like a... different... super advanced robot. 529 00:55:21,529 --> 00:55:23,645 He's probably Japanese. 530 00:55:23,646 --> 00:55:25,661 He's definitely Japanese. 531 00:55:26,972 --> 00:55:28,987 What are you doing? 532 00:55:29,391 --> 00:55:31,709 I don't think he wants to hurt us. He would have done that already. 533 00:55:32,515 --> 00:55:37,656 Really? Well do you speak robot, because they just had a giant twin death match. 534 00:55:39,873 --> 00:55:42,696 I think he wants something from me. - What? 535 00:55:42,697 --> 00:55:45,518 Because the other one was talking about my eBay page. 536 00:55:46,324 --> 00:55:49,348 You're the strangest boy I have ever met. 537 00:55:49,752 --> 00:55:51,868 Can you talk? 538 00:55:55,396 --> 00:55:57,714 So you talk through the radio? 539 00:56:00,537 --> 00:56:02,553 So what was that last night? What was that? 540 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,717 "Visitors from heaven"... What? 541 00:56:10,718 --> 00:56:13,136 Are you like an alien or something? 542 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,898 Any more questions you want to ask? 543 00:56:21,502 --> 00:56:23,619 He wants us to get in the car. 544 00:56:24,929 --> 00:56:26,945 And go where? 545 00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:03,736 This car is a pretty good driver. 546 00:57:07,566 --> 00:57:09,481 Why don't you go sit in that seat there? 547 00:57:09,482 --> 00:57:11,800 I'm not gonna sit in his seat, he's driving. 548 00:57:17,344 --> 00:57:20,367 Maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why? 549 00:57:21,577 --> 00:57:24,601 I have the only seatbelt here, safety first. 550 00:57:33,269 --> 00:57:35,285 See, that's better. 551 00:57:40,325 --> 00:57:42,845 You know, that seatbelt thing was a pretty smooth move. 552 00:57:44,659 --> 00:57:46,474 Thank you. 553 00:57:46,776 --> 00:57:49,094 You know what I don't understand... 554 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:51,917 Why if he's supposed to be this super advanced robot 555 00:57:51,918 --> 00:57:55,445 does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro? 556 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:08,145 Fantastic! Now you've pissed him off! 557 00:58:08,649 --> 00:58:11,774 That car is sensitive. 4000$ just drove off. 558 00:58:22,861 --> 00:58:24,675 What? 559 00:59:53,477 --> 00:59:55,795 This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. 560 00:59:55,796 --> 00:59:57,912 I swear the God. 561 01:00:14,241 --> 01:00:18,676 Sweet... Dude I hope this guy's got assdrilling insurance cos he is so boned. 562 01:01:05,042 --> 01:01:07,966 Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy? 563 01:01:08,973 --> 01:01:11,796 Hey sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself? 564 01:01:11,897 --> 01:01:13,912 Holy cow what happened to the pool? 565 01:02:47,451 --> 01:02:51,685 Are you Samuel James Witwicky descendant of Archibald Witwicky? 566 01:02:52,995 --> 01:02:56,624 He knew your name. - Yeah... 567 01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:59,144 My name is Optimus Prime. 568 01:02:59,145 --> 01:03:03,075 We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron. 569 01:03:03,176 --> 01:03:05,796 But you can call us Autobots for short. 570 01:03:05,797 --> 01:03:07,208 Autobots? 571 01:03:07,209 --> 01:03:10,131 What's crackin' little bitches? - My first lieutenant... 572 01:03:11,139 --> 01:03:14,364 Jazz... - This looks like a cool place to kick it. 573 01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,497 How did he learn to talk like that? 574 01:03:18,498 --> 01:03:22,125 We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. 575 01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:26,460 My weapons specialist, Ironhide. 576 01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:30,693 You feeling lucky punk? - Easy Ironhide. 577 01:03:30,694 --> 01:03:33,515 Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my talents. 578 01:03:35,128 --> 01:03:37,446 Our medical officer Ratchet. 579 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:41,378 The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female. 580 01:03:43,897 --> 01:03:46,619 You already know your guardian Bumblebee. 581 01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:52,868 You're my guardian? 582 01:03:53,473 --> 01:03:58,714 His vocal processor was damaged in battle. We've been still working on him. 583 01:04:03,351 --> 01:04:07,081 Why are you here? - We are here looking for the Allspark. 584 01:04:07,383 --> 01:04:10,004 And we must find it before Megatron. 585 01:04:10,508 --> 01:04:12,120 Mega what? 586 01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:24,317 Our planet was once a powerful empire. 587 01:04:25,526 --> 01:04:27,542 Peaceful and just. 588 01:04:28,349 --> 01:04:33,288 Until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. 589 01:04:34,094 --> 01:04:36,815 All that were to fight them were destroyed. 590 01:04:37,622 --> 01:04:44,073 Our war finally consumed the planet and the Allspark was lost to the stars. 591 01:04:44,879 --> 01:04:47,701 Megatron followed it to Earth. 592 01:04:48,306 --> 01:04:50,423 When captain Witwicky found him. 593 01:04:51,935 --> 01:04:53,447 My grandfather... 594 01:04:53,448 --> 01:04:57,781 It was an accident that intertwined our fates. 595 01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,023 Come back! 596 01:05:05,341 --> 01:05:07,558 The dogs have found something. 597 01:05:08,869 --> 01:05:11,187 The ice is cracking. 598 01:05:23,887 --> 01:05:25,702 I'm alright lads! 599 01:05:37,192 --> 01:05:41,728 Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve The Cube. 600 01:05:45,861 --> 01:05:48,885 Men, we've made a discovery! 601 01:05:49,187 --> 01:05:52,917 He accidentally activated his navigation system. 602 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:10,052 The coordinates to The Cube's location on Earth 603 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:13,076 were imprinted on his glasses. 604 01:06:13,077 --> 01:06:15,193 How did you know about his glasses? 605 01:06:15,194 --> 01:06:17,309 eBay... 606 01:06:17,612 --> 01:06:20,736 If the Decepticons find the Allspark... 607 01:06:20,737 --> 01:06:24,466 They will use it's power to transform Earth's machines 608 01:06:24,467 --> 01:06:29,607 and build a new army. - And the human race will be extinguished. 609 01:06:30,413 --> 01:06:35,352 Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival. 610 01:06:38,981 --> 01:06:41,299 Please tell me that you have those glasses. 611 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,959 It's like a self regenerating molecular armor. 612 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:51,379 Look at the scorch mark where the Sable round hit. 613 01:06:51,380 --> 01:06:52,991 Melted right through. 614 01:06:52,992 --> 01:06:56,217 Aren't Sables hot loaded for like a 6000 degree magnesium burn? 615 01:06:56,218 --> 01:06:58,334 Close to it, that was tank armor. 616 01:06:58,335 --> 01:07:00,652 This metal skin must react to extreme heat... 617 01:07:03,777 --> 01:07:06,095 I thought you said that thing was dead man! 618 01:07:07,103 --> 01:07:08,917 Strap it down! Strap it! 619 01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:10,933 This thing is wicked! 620 01:07:10,934 --> 01:07:13,251 Get on a hornet northern command, tell them that our effective weapon 621 01:07:13,252 --> 01:07:16,276 is high heat Sable rounds. Recommend we load them on all gunships, go. 622 01:07:21,214 --> 01:07:24,137 You want that peace? Ok Maggie look. 623 01:07:26,456 --> 01:07:28,472 They're gonna come through that door, play good cop bad cop. 624 01:07:28,473 --> 01:07:30,488 Don't fall for that, alright? 625 01:07:30,689 --> 01:07:32,100 That's why I ate their food. 626 01:07:32,101 --> 01:07:34,318 They put the plate of donuts here to test your guilt. 627 01:07:34,822 --> 01:07:36,838 If you don't touch it you're guilty. 628 01:07:37,241 --> 01:07:40,063 I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. 629 01:07:41,374 --> 01:07:44,801 It's me and you. They walk through that door, you don't say nothing. 630 01:07:59,517 --> 01:08:02,238 She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! 631 01:08:02,239 --> 01:08:05,363 I was just sitting home watching cartoons, playing videogames with my cousin 632 01:08:05,364 --> 01:08:07,681 and she came in there, alright? - Glenn you freak! 633 01:08:07,682 --> 01:08:09,597 I am not going to jail for you or anybody else. 634 01:08:09,598 --> 01:08:12,116 I have done nothing bad my entire life. 635 01:08:13,024 --> 01:08:14,939 Hey man, I'm still a virgin. 636 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:17,660 So what, I�ve downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the internet 637 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,676 who hasn't?! 638 01:08:19,677 --> 01:08:21,894 Glenn shut up! - No, you shut up! 639 01:08:21,895 --> 01:08:24,414 Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal! 640 01:08:27,135 --> 01:08:28,949 Sugar rush. - This is not his fault. 641 01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:31,167 Can I go home now? 642 01:08:31,872 --> 01:08:33,183 Just listen to me. 643 01:08:33,184 --> 01:08:36,610 Whoever hacked into your military system, downloaded a file. 644 01:08:36,711 --> 01:08:39,331 It was something about someone named Witwicky... 645 01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:42,859 And some government group named Sector 7. 646 01:08:42,860 --> 01:08:47,194 You have to let me talk to defense secretary Keller before you go to war with the wrong country. 647 01:08:50,318 --> 01:08:52,637 What did he say? Did he hear it too? 648 01:08:52,638 --> 01:08:54,350 Jack heard it too. - What does he think it is? 649 01:08:54,351 --> 01:08:55,963 He thinks it's a military experiment. 650 01:08:55,964 --> 01:08:57,777 Well I think it's a plane. 651 01:09:05,639 --> 01:09:07,958 Call Sam, he should be home in 15 minutes. 652 01:09:07,959 --> 01:09:10,881 Well I'll call him in 15 minutes. - If you wait 15 minutes he'll be late 653 01:09:10,882 --> 01:09:13,704 and you'll have to ground him. - I can't ground him if he's not late, can I? 654 01:09:19,045 --> 01:09:21,767 Just stay here, alright? You have to stay here and watch them. 655 01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:24,387 You hear what I'm saying? 5 minutes, alright? 656 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,512 Thanks for staying on my path. 657 01:09:28,621 --> 01:09:30,637 Oh the path, I'm sorry I forgot about the path. 658 01:09:30,638 --> 01:09:32,451 I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now, how about that? 659 01:09:33,157 --> 01:09:35,374 I buy half of your car, I bail you out of jail, 660 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,995 and then I just decided to do all your chores. 661 01:09:39,104 --> 01:09:42,632 Life is great. - Life is fantastic, that's how good it is. 662 01:09:43,740 --> 01:09:45,857 The trash can, sorry dad, I'm gonna do the trash cans, alright? 663 01:09:45,858 --> 01:09:47,369 No, I don't want you to strain yourself. 664 01:09:48,276 --> 01:09:49,990 Dad, you'll hurt my feelings if you do it. 665 01:09:49,991 --> 01:09:52,711 I promise... No, no, I'm gonna do it. 666 01:09:52,712 --> 01:09:56,340 I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna scrape the grill and I'm gonna... 667 01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:59,061 Sweep up the whole house right now. 668 01:09:59,062 --> 01:10:02,690 Right now? - Right now. 669 01:10:04,101 --> 01:10:06,621 I love you. God I love you. 670 01:10:07,226 --> 01:10:10,250 Just so much right now. - You know, your mom wanted me to ground you. 671 01:10:10,251 --> 01:10:12,065 You're 3 minutes late. 672 01:10:12,266 --> 01:10:15,491 Just another thing you did for me dad, because you're such a swell guy. 673 01:10:16,197 --> 01:10:19,221 Alright, I love you. Sleep good handsome man. 674 01:10:20,531 --> 01:10:22,043 What are you doing? 675 01:10:22,044 --> 01:10:23,756 Watch the path! 676 01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:30,006 Sorry, my bad. 677 01:10:30,107 --> 01:10:34,642 You couldn't wait for 5 minutes, I told you to stay. 678 01:10:38,876 --> 01:10:42,202 I told you... - Ok, they are in a little bit of a rush. 679 01:10:43,714 --> 01:10:45,730 Mojo no! 680 01:10:46,234 --> 01:10:48,653 Mojo off the robot. God. 681 01:10:52,786 --> 01:10:55,205 This is Mojo, he's a pet of mine, he is a pet. 682 01:10:55,206 --> 01:10:57,322 That's all. 683 01:10:57,323 --> 01:10:59,136 Put the guns away, put them away. 684 01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:02,261 You have a rodent infestation, shall I terminate? 685 01:11:02,664 --> 01:11:05,385 He's not a rodent, he is a Chihuahua. This is my Chihuahua. 686 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:10,425 We love Chihuahuas don't we? -He has leaked lubricants all over my foot. 687 01:11:11,937 --> 01:11:15,062 He pied on you? Bad Mojo! 688 01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:18,388 Bad Mojo! 689 01:11:19,598 --> 01:11:21,412 It's gonna rust. 690 01:11:25,847 --> 01:11:28,165 Just hurry 691 01:11:31,391 --> 01:11:33,104 Autobots recon. 692 01:11:36,128 --> 01:11:40,966 He's in the kitchen, I had to slap him around. 693 01:11:42,176 --> 01:11:44,192 You did not. 694 01:11:44,696 --> 01:11:47,115 You didn't even ground him. - Almost, almost. 695 01:12:00,622 --> 01:12:02,940 Time is short. - They really want those glasses. 696 01:12:06,165 --> 01:12:08,282 Please hurry. 697 01:12:09,996 --> 01:12:11,911 No, no, it's definitely gone. - What do you mean? 698 01:12:11,912 --> 01:12:14,733 Glasses were in the bag, they were in the backpack, now the backpack isn't here. 699 01:12:14,734 --> 01:12:16,547 Well they're gonna be pissed, so what do you want to do? 700 01:12:16,548 --> 01:12:18,967 What I think you should do, you should check this whole 701 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:21,083 this whole section here. Give it a clean sweep. 702 01:12:21,084 --> 01:12:22,797 And I'll get the corner here. 703 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,022 Not there, that's my private. Sorry. 704 01:12:26,526 --> 01:12:29,752 You just told me... - I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest. 705 01:12:29,753 --> 01:12:31,365 You should be way more specific... 706 01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:43,964 This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. 707 01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:45,778 This is my back yard, not a truck stop. 708 01:12:47,593 --> 01:12:50,717 I saw it. UFO landed right here and now is gone. 709 01:12:51,322 --> 01:12:53,943 My moped is under there man, who's gonna pay for that? 710 01:12:56,463 --> 01:12:58,781 Sam he's back. Ok I'll deal with this. 711 01:12:59,890 --> 01:13:02,712 What?! No, no, no these are my mother's flowers. 712 01:13:03,015 --> 01:13:05,031 Listen, you gotta listen to me. If my parents come out here 713 01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:07,349 and they see you, they're gonna freak out. My mom's got a temper. 714 01:13:07,853 --> 01:13:10,574 We must have the glasses. - I know you need the glasses. 715 01:13:10,575 --> 01:13:13,296 I've been looking everywhere, they're not here, they're definitely not here. 716 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,924 Keep searching. - I need you to be quiet for 5 minutes. 717 01:13:17,932 --> 01:13:20,856 Please, I'm begging you. I can't concentrate. 718 01:13:20,857 --> 01:13:22,972 You want me to look... - Calm down. 719 01:13:22,973 --> 01:13:24,787 You gotta do something. 720 01:13:24,788 --> 01:13:27,508 Autobots, fall back. - Please for 5 minutes. 721 01:13:29,423 --> 01:13:32,649 Move! - What's the matter with you, can't you be quiet? 722 01:13:32,650 --> 01:13:34,463 He wants us to be quiet... 723 01:13:38,596 --> 01:13:41,418 Earthquake! Move, move, move, earthquake! 724 01:13:42,124 --> 01:13:45,147 Judy get under the table, move it! 725 01:13:45,248 --> 01:13:47,970 Duck and cover right now! - How did you get over there so fast? 726 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:51,498 That was tingling. 727 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,715 Yeah, that looks fun.