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- Here's that four-ten.
- Right.
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I been pumping pussy
since Christ was a corporal.
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I can tell you, the best damned poontang
I ever paid for was in Da Nang.
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The girls were checked out daily.
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And we got ourselves laid in a safe,
orderly, proficient, military manner.
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That is until some suckhead
writes home to mama...
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...and says he dipped his wick
in the Republic of South Vietnam.
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Then the shit hits the fan.
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A committee of congressmen who,
asshole-to-asshole...
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...couldn't make a beer fart
in a whirlwind...
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...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass
Marine, "No more shore time."
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We respond in true Marine Corps fashion.
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We salute, do an about face, double-time
back to the boom-boom garbage dump...
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...where we get the clap,
and the drip, and the crabs...
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...and a generally poor attitude
towards the female of the species.
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War is hell, boy. That's a fact.
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I don't like soldier boys.
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Say what?
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You want to pop that puppy's can, you
don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
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Sounds like you're a man of experience.
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What the fuck's that mean, grunt-shit?
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It means be advised
that I'm mean, nasty and tired.
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I eat concertina wire and piss napalm...
24
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...and I can put a round through a flea's ass
at two hundred meters.
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So go hump somebody else's leg,
mutt face, before I push yours in.
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You aren't going to be so smart with
your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead.
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Hang onto this, boy.
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I think war's just been declared.
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Just sit there and bleed for a while
before you taste some real pain.
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Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings.
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Kill him.
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Then again,
there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...
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...a real crossway breezer, I swear.
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Thank you for your testimony,
Officer Reese.
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Sergeant Highway.
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Drunk and disorderly...
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...fighting in a public establishment...
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...urinating on a police vehicle.
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It seemed like the thing to do, sir.
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Just because there's no war going on...
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...it doesn't give you the right
to start one every time you get drunk.
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I'm taking into account
your excellent military record...
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...and your commitment
to the security of this great nation...
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...but this is your last chance.
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$100 fine. Next.
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Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?
47
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Who do you think you are,
pissing on my squad car?
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You think you can break our rules
and just walk away?
49
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We're supposed to wet our pants over
your goddamned colored ribbons?
50
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Read that file of yours sometime, hero.
51
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Check the dates.
It's ancient fucking history.
52
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One night you're going to be
puking blood in some alley...
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...and you'll see me standing there.
Then we'll see.
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Keep dreaming, shitball.
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You'll pay full price.
I don't give any serviceman's discount.
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Too bad. Your old lady does.
57
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Just about cleaned you out.
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Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it?
Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers?
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Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake?
Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly?
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Looks like you need a lift, Highway.
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Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom
queen's thighs only not quite so risky.
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Havana cured.
Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply.
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We do each other favors.
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I've got lots of friends. Of course,
I could always use another friend.
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- So we can do each other favors?
- Yes, sure.
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If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and
your eyesight not so clear around here...
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...I could make your military life a lot
comfier and more rewarding.
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Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie
out of my face...
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...before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll
have to set fire to your nose to light it.
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Gunney Highway,
Major Devin wants to see you, ASAP.
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- At ease. That'll be all, Sergeant Major.
- Aye, aye, sir.
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Highway, relax.
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Stop being so gung-ho.
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That's what I am, sir.
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What do you got now, about 24?
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And then some, sir.
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Some men in your position
would look forward to retirement.
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Take their wives on
an around-the-world cruise.
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But that's not your way. Is it?
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You choose to harangue my staff
with a request for transfer to...
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...a Fleet Marine Force Unit.
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The very unit you got busted out of for
insubordination, conduct unbecoming.
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That's true, Major. I have had
my differences with some limp dicks...
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Highway!
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I don't know whether to admire you...
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...or resent the living hell out of you.
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Either way, I guess it doesn't matter.
You're out of here, effective immediately.
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Where to, sir?
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2nd Recon Battalion, 2nd Marine Division.
You're going home.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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Gunney Highway?
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Sir?
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Be careful what you wish for.
You might just get it.
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Halt!
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00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,524
About face!
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We're going to bring up
tonight's last victim.
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He's a true blood, born in New Jersey.
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He's the President of Punk.
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The Earl of Funk.
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The next king of rock and roll himself.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stitch Jones.
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Do I bother you while you're
playing romance the sheep?
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Why not bag the geeks
and keep America beautiful?
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Put a 10-gallon bag
over their 10-gallon heads.
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Shall we take care of this?
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00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,002
You look like
the Twin Towers turned to cellulite.
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I can play country-western.
Give me another chance.
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Oh yeah?
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00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:17,053
I know Merle Haggard, Hoss Cartwright,
The Beverly Hillbillies.
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Give me another chance.
I need the money!
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- How far?
- About two stops.
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- Are you the maid?
- No.
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I want the seat,
but it's not worth dying over.
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Liz and Dick, Lennon and McCartney,
even Ali and Frazier...
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...they worked it out. So can we, right?
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Stitch Jones is the name.
Rocking and rapping is the game.
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Pleased to meet you, too.
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I banged up my Corvette,
but I figure, what the hell...
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...gives me a chance to get out
and meet the regular people.
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People like yourself. People like my fans.
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I'm a singer. You heard of me.
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Stitch Jones: Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool,
Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a.
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Shut your face, hippie.
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Did you say "hippie"?
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Haven't been hippies
around here for centuries.
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00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,352
You been freeze-dried or doing hard time?
126
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,400
One of those would sure go down nice.
127
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,569
I'd buy one from you,
but I don't have my plastic.
128
00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:41,155
Usually I get one of my lackeys
to do my business.
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00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:44,575
You can have one for free
if it will shut that hole under your nose.
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Thank you, my man.
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Jones.
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This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear.
Tom Highway.
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These aren't your magazines.
134
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,509
No. Somebody must've left them there.
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00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,680
The Sexual Politics of Living Alone.
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00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:10,017
The Big Commitment and You.
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00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,062
Island Erotics:
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00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,692
How To Stay Tan, Tickly and Tantalized
in the Cool Waters of Jamaica.
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00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,193
Not bad, man.
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00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:27,869
Sunday Sex With a Wednesday Lover.
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That sounds like a song.
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"I met her on a Wednesday
She was the best
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"Come Sunday morning,
I needed rest
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"Because she didn't shave,
She didn't use Neet
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00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,966
"She tried to use my face as a bicycle seat"
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00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,261
Word, am I fresh?
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00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:52,226
She's got some angry titties.
Hostile projectiles.
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00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,479
Put your shit in there, get frostbite.
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00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,897
She isn't so bad.
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00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,983
You want to talk tonight, I'll listen.
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00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:03,821
Don't try to sell me on making love or
making music because I'm an authority.
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00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:07,408
Born to screw and bred to sing. That's me.
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00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:09,577
I must cut a few Z's myself.
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00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:13,081
So keep down the chatter
while I get my beauty sleep.
155
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,221
Yes. Groupies are fun
but you need your vitamins...
156
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,264
...because those babes'll wear you out.
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00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,725
- Anything else, General?
- No. That's fine.
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What are all those medals?
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00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:40,274
I'll never tell.
At least, not while the sun is shining.
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00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,656
This babe is whacked.
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00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,951
She doesn't know what's
twelve inches long and white.
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Nothing.
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00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,082
No offense. Just working on my routine.
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I'll tell you what's black and bleeding,
if it don't shut up.
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Mellow, man. It's gonna be a nice day.
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00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,136
Tell the driver, I'll be right out.
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00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:11,681
Don't worry. I'll use my plastic.
It's my treat for your hospitality.
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00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,975
Thanks, I'll get the tip.
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00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,653
My buddy will take care of that.
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00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:29,490
He asked me to tell you that
there's no sunshine in the men's john.
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00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:44,922
I'm here, baby. Let's do some distance.
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Son of a bitch.
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00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:43,981
You're going to slurp my lifer's juice
out of my own cup?
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00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,653
Yes. I guess I should have
gotten shots beforehand.
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00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:53,658
If your brain was as quick as your mouth,
you'd be a twenty-star general by now.
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00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:57,286
If I was half as ugly as you,
Sergeant Major...
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00:18:57,578 --> 00:18:59,747
...I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
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00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,500
Still a mean and nasty bastard.
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00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,797
Goddamn! It's sure good to see you, Tom,
back where you belong.
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00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,425
Take it easy.
Everybody will think I'm spoken for.
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00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,595
'Morning, sir.
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00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,556
Sergeant Major?
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00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:18,433
Coffee, sir?
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Negative.
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00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:24,439
Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway,
reporting for duty, sir.
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That Operation Officer's farthole is sewed
so tight, he shits out of his mouth.
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Academy?
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00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,492
Big-time football hero.
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00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,287
When am I ever going to get a break?
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00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,663
Never.
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00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:43,040
- Sergeant Major?
- Sir!
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00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,042
Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
193
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,724
Been in a long time.
194
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,560
I've felt a little heat, sir.
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00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:06,814
Korea. Dominican in 1965.
Three tours of duty in Vietnam.
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00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:10,109
This old bulldog is carrying
so much shrapnel...
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00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:12,779
...he can't pass through
an airport metal detector.
198
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,491
I haven't yet had the privilege of combat.
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00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,497
I recently came over
from Supply and Logistics.
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00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,500
An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir.
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Quite.
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00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,923
My record of achievement thus far
has been exemplary...
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00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,051
...and I fully intend for that to continue.
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00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,427
Sir.
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00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:40,515
I want this battalion to be
the class of the division.
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00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,143
I expect my noncommissioned officers
to lead by example.
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00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,855
Public fighting and insubordination
to civilian authority...
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00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:50,108
...are not what I call "good standards."
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00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,693
It was a minor altercation, sir.
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00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,654
You make a habit of that, Gunney.
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00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,490
A year ago you hit an officer.
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00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,826
I went to Annapolis with that man.
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00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:02,078
You try that with me, Sergeant Highway...
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00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,998
...and you'll drag your butt in a sling
for a month, understand?
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00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,126
Yes, sir.
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00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:14,173
I don't know what strings you pulled to
get here, but I assure you, I don't like it.
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00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,342
This is the new Marine Corps.
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00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,512
The new breed.
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00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:22,557
Characters like you are an anachronism.
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00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:28,354
You should be sealed in a case that reads,
"Break Glass Only in the Event of War."
221
00:21:30,982 --> 00:21:35,987
I have no tolerance for you old-timers
who think you know better. Understand?
222
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:42,076
I understand a lot of body bags get
filled if I don't do my job, sir.
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00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,162
Major!
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00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:48,958
Division has assigned Gunney Highway
to our Reconnaissance Platoon.
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00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:55,923
Yes, Recon.
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00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,678
Their last sergeant was
an old-time combat vet, too.
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00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,556
But he went ROAD on me...
228
00:22:04,474 --> 00:22:06,267
..."Retired On Active Duty."
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00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:09,145
Had a few months to retirement,
figured he'd coast.
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00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,065
Allowed the men to lapse into mediocrity.
231
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:18,071
You're close to mandatory retirement
yourself. Aren't you, Highway?
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00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,907
That's right, Major.
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00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:27,622
I ask for Marines,
the division sends me relics.
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00:22:34,212 --> 00:22:37,882
The men in Recon Platoon are less than
highly motivated, to say the least.
235
00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:40,259
I want those men in shape.
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00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,764
I'll make life-takers
and heartbreakers out of them, sir.
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Dismissed.
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00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:57,568
Is he always like that,
or is he trying to make a good impression?
239
00:22:57,652 --> 00:23:01,197
He even consults the Marine Corps manual
before he mounts his old lady...
240
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,826
...just to insure he performs in an orderly,
proficient, military manner.
241
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,829
Chow with Helen and me tonight.
She can't wait to see you.
242
00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:10,957
Later, we can stomp some brain cells
and tell some stories.
243
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,961
- I'd like to, but I'd better get organized.
- Sure. I understand.
244
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,631
Excuse me, sir.
245
00:23:19,173 --> 00:23:22,176
I mean, Gunney. Sergeant Major.
246
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:26,264
Sir, this is Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
He's been assigned to Recon Platoon.
247
00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:28,015
Outstanding! Welcome aboard.
248
00:23:28,891 --> 00:23:32,729
I have to hightail it.
I'm late for pre-scuba school.
249
00:23:35,356 --> 00:23:37,150
His mama know he's playing Marine?
250
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,737
By the way, he's Lieutenant Ring.
Your platoon leader.
251
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,822
Thanks a lot.
252
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:46,909
You think you were just going to tilt nipple
to a bunch of no-rank fuzzbutts?
253
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,995
Want me to intro you to your troops?
254
00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,581
- No. I'll take care of it.
- Take my pickup.
255
00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:53,374
Thanks. Where is it?
256
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:56,878
You just tell by the sign.
It says, "Sergeant Major."
257
00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:14,729
- Is this Recon Platoon?
- No speak English.
258
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,565
- You?
- No habla.
259
00:24:47,136 --> 00:24:49,263
My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
260
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:54,560
I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood,
banged more quiff, busted more balls...
261
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:58,648
...than all you numbnuts put together.
262
00:24:58,815 --> 00:25:01,859
Major Powers has put me in charge
of this Recon Platoon.
263
00:25:01,943 --> 00:25:03,444
We take care of ourselves!
264
00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:06,114
You couldn't take care of a wet dream.
265
00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,658
- God loves you.
- I know that.
266
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,368
You men do not impress me!
267
00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:13,788
Recon Platoon kicks butt!
268
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:21,129
You think you can slip and slide just
because your last sergeant was a pussy...
269
00:25:21,212 --> 00:25:23,631
...a short-timer just marking the days.
270
00:25:24,507 --> 00:25:27,218
You're going to start acting like Marines,
right now.
271
00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:28,886
Who invited you?
272
00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:32,890
I'm not doing this because I want to take
long showers with you assholes.
273
00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:36,894
And I don't want to get my head shot off
in some faraway land...
274
00:25:36,978 --> 00:25:40,064
...because you don't habla. Comprende?
- Right!
275
00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:42,024
- You?
- Yes, Gunney!
276
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,111
"Girl, you know I think you're fine
277
00:25:45,194 --> 00:25:48,531
"and you've got that big behind"
278
00:25:57,582 --> 00:25:59,667
Well, well, well.
279
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:07,341
I'm here to tell you all
that life as you know it has ended.
280
00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:11,137
You should all go to town tonight.
281
00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:13,556
Laugh and make fools of yourselves.
282
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:18,186
Rub your little peckers against your honey,
or stick it in a knothole in a fence...
283
00:26:18,269 --> 00:26:21,856
...but whatever it is, just get rid of it.
Because at 0600 tomorrow...
284
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,151
...your ass is mine.
285
00:26:25,234 --> 00:26:26,402
Where's your bunk?
286
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,658
What's going on?
287
00:26:44,587 --> 00:26:46,923
- Let's have it.
- What are you talking about?
288
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,675
- The money from my ticket.
- No need to use violence.
289
00:26:49,926 --> 00:26:51,928
I'm a Capricorn, a peace lover.
290
00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:54,764
I was just a little down on my luck.
291
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:58,684
I got some money right here. It's all I got.
292
00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:00,228
And the meal.
293
00:27:00,311 --> 00:27:01,646
- Meal?
- Yes. The meal.
294
00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:06,275
- That's really all I've got. Right there.
- And the tip.
295
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,694
- No. That's really it!
- You owe me.
296
00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:15,284
It's my will against yours,
and you will lose.
297
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,286
So 0600 tomorrow.
298
00:27:17,954 --> 00:27:22,125
That's 6:00 in the morning
for all you people who don't habla.
299
00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:26,170
Damn! He just tore off my ear!
300
00:27:26,254 --> 00:27:29,382
He's lucky he had a chance to escape
before I kicked his ass...
301
00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:32,135
...big leatherneck, jarhead motherfucker!
302
00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:35,012
Something must be done
about this Gunney Highway.
303
00:27:35,096 --> 00:27:36,848
Yes! But what are we going to do?
304
00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:41,227
- Wait till the Swede gets out of the brig!
- That's it! The Swede!
305
00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:44,772
- Yes! He'll rip his head off and dump in it!
- Then he'll eat it!
306
00:27:44,856 --> 00:27:47,525
- Yes!
- The Swede! Goodbye, Highway!
307
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,237
Swede! Swede! Swede!
308
00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:05,793
Hey, baby.
309
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,211
I called his wife...
310
00:28:07,462 --> 00:28:09,714
Do you fool around on the first date?
311
00:28:19,474 --> 00:28:21,809
Damn you.
Don't you know how to write or call?
312
00:28:21,893 --> 00:28:25,229
I didn't want to cause you any
sleepless nights thinking about me.
313
00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:28,524
- I'll get you a beer.
- Great. I could use one.
314
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:35,323
You look great. They don't make them
like you anymore, sweetheart.
315
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,493
Hell, sure they do.
316
00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:43,081
But if you want a lot from a woman,
you have to give a lot.
317
00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:45,291
No, not this kid.
318
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,836
It seems marriage and the Marine Corps
weren't too compatible.
319
00:28:49,045 --> 00:28:53,049
Panther piss. The best years of my life
were with a Marine.
320
00:28:53,382 --> 00:28:57,470
If I was a little younger, I'd make you
eat your words, and curl your toes.
321
00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,347
I'll bet you could.
322
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,642
Aggie always kept a smile on your face.
323
00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:04,727
That was pain.
324
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:06,979
Tom, she's in town.
325
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,777
I figured as much.
326
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:16,239
If she wants more alimony,
she's in trouble.
327
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:21,327
I'm so broke, I couldn't leave if it
took a quarter to go around the world.
328
00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:24,080
She's cocktailing over at the Palace.
329
00:29:25,456 --> 00:29:28,626
I figured she'd be married
to a general by now.
330
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,172
Can I get my old room back?
331
00:29:33,548 --> 00:29:35,550
Hell, yes. You going to see her?
332
00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:37,718
Hell, no. Can I run a tab on this?
333
00:29:37,885 --> 00:29:39,011
Hell, no.
334
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,003
And now,
back from an awesomely successful tour...
335
00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:15,465
... the Earl of Funk, the Duke of Cool...
336
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:20,636
... the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a,
Stitch Jones!
337
00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,617
Okay, what will it...
338
00:31:26,869 --> 00:31:28,121
Aggie.
339
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,583
- What do you want?
- A beer.
340
00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:36,421
- What are you doing here?
- Ordering.
341
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,194
You even remembered the brand.
342
00:32:00,903 --> 00:32:03,990
Bad whiskey, bad sex and bad men,
I never forget.
343
00:32:05,116 --> 00:32:07,368
You didn't talk dirty
when we were married.
344
00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,872
Always. Only you were
never there to hear it.
345
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,251
Look, Tom, I'm working.
346
00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:18,588
- You look great.
- The lights are low.
347
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,258
I mean it.
I'd recognize you coming and going.
348
00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,552
Please, save the banter for your bimbos.
349
00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:28,181
It's late. I'm tired. My feet hurt.
What are you doing here?
350
00:32:28,931 --> 00:32:30,641
I'm back with Recon.
351
00:32:30,933 --> 00:32:34,353
And you just happened to wander in here?
Ain't life grand?
352
00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:38,399
- I didn't come here to fight with you.
- You mean old dogs do learn new tricks?
353
00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:42,278
I just came for a beer
and you're ragging my ass already.
354
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:45,156
Aggie, is there a problem here?
355
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,283
No.
356
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:52,330
I'd like you to meet one of my favorite
exes. This is Thomas Highway.
357
00:32:52,413 --> 00:32:54,582
This is Roy Jennings. He owns the Palace.
358
00:32:58,127 --> 00:33:01,005
I've heard about you
and your bullshit heroics.
359
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:04,634
Now, Roy, Tom is just going to leave.
360
00:33:09,138 --> 00:33:11,474
Aggie, I'll take you home after we close...
361
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,395
...as usual.
362
00:33:23,945 --> 00:33:26,030
You sure can pick them.
363
00:33:27,156 --> 00:33:28,825
Look who's talking.
364
00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:52,724
I'm going to play something from NYC.
I want all of you to rock the house.
365
00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:55,143
Fuck rock! Get your hair cut!
366
00:33:58,354 --> 00:34:01,941
You're so ugly, you should be
at the airport, sniffing luggage!
367
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,569
I guess you think you're funny?
368
00:34:05,737 --> 00:34:08,531
All of you, cross your legs,
hold your noses, and fart.
369
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,159
- I bet you could clear out your minds!
- Say what?
370
00:34:13,411 --> 00:34:15,872
Don't start no S-H.
There won't be no l-T.
371
00:34:15,955 --> 00:34:17,623
We have some pretty ladies here.
372
00:34:17,874 --> 00:34:20,710
Come have a drink with the nation's finest.
373
00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:22,879
Chill out.
374
00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:27,759
Knock it off! Knock it off, goddamn it!
375
00:34:28,176 --> 00:34:29,385
Sit down!
376
00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,763
Lay off them, they're not hurting anyone.
377
00:34:31,846 --> 00:34:34,974
- Why don't you stay out of this?
- This is none of your business.
378
00:34:35,058 --> 00:34:36,893
Are you some kind of smart mouth?
379
00:34:37,602 --> 00:34:39,437
I'm just trying to sing a song here.
380
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,230
You get off on rousting Marines?
381
00:34:41,564 --> 00:34:43,733
Leave it alone. It doesn't concern you.
382
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:45,818
I chew on jarheads and spit them out.
383
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:50,656
You do? Why don't I just bend you over
that table and nail you in the keister?
384
00:34:50,865 --> 00:34:52,366
What are you talking about?
385
00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:55,078
That's what your persuasion is.
You just said so.
386
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:58,456
I'll send you home with an
"l-just-pumped-the-neighbor's-cat"...
387
00:34:58,539 --> 00:34:59,582
...Iook on your face.
388
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:03,044
What kind of fag talk is that?
389
00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:05,171
You have no right to do this!
390
00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,632
He's just fucking with you.
391
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:09,509
These guys don't mean nothing.
392
00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:13,096
Who'd have the bad sense to fuck with
you in your own place?
393
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,181
Welcome to Fantasy Disco.
394
00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,850
To hell with both of you.
395
00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:22,438
You're out, Jones. Hit the road.
396
00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:25,024
And you watch it, funny man.
397
00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:29,028
Get your tight little butt out of here.
398
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,995
I never want to see you here again.
399
00:35:39,038 --> 00:35:41,374
I have got a future here, damn it!
400
00:35:41,457 --> 00:35:44,085
- Cocktailing?
- No! With Roy!
401
00:35:44,836 --> 00:35:48,131
I expect a hell of a lot better out of
an ex-wife of mine.
402
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:50,174
He's an improvement over you!
403
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,475
I don't believe this shit!
404
00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:02,854
I'd have kicked Jennings' ass,
if I wasn't trying to protect you.
405
00:36:04,188 --> 00:36:06,858
So you owe me one. I saved your life.
406
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,737
This doesn't mean we'll be
swapping spit in the shower.
407
00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:15,074
Fucking big jarhead sucker.
408
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,162
Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
409
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,914
Off your ass and on your feet. Get up!
410
00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:24,417
Knees in the breeze in five minutes.
411
00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,003
It's 5:00 a.m.! You said, 6:00 a.m.
412
00:36:27,086 --> 00:36:28,921
So I can't tell time.
413
00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:33,885
Maybe some commie bastard's coming to
pop you a new asshole in the forehead.
414
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:38,598
Move out! You're Marines now.
You improvise. You adapt. You overcome.
415
00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,516
Four minutes. Fall out.
416
00:36:44,187 --> 00:36:47,273
We move swift. We move silent.
We move deadly.
417
00:36:47,356 --> 00:36:48,941
Only one shake of the whangs.
418
00:36:49,025 --> 00:36:52,570
Any more than that constitutes pleasure,
and we're not in that business.
419
00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,113
Sleep well, Mr. Jones?
420
00:36:54,197 --> 00:36:57,366
It's a nightmare.
Wake me up, Mama, please!
421
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,623
- Gunney, platoon's formed for PT.
- Take your post.
422
00:37:07,043 --> 00:37:10,213
The Marines are looking
for a few good men.
423
00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:12,924
Unfortunately, you aren't it.
424
00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:18,638
We will blaze a path into battle
for others to follow.
425
00:37:19,055 --> 00:37:21,307
Surrender is not in our creed.
426
00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:22,767
Let's hear you say that.
427
00:37:23,142 --> 00:37:24,894
Surrender is not in our creed.
428
00:37:26,729 --> 00:37:30,483
Louder, or next time you leave this base,
you'll be collecting pensions.
429
00:37:31,401 --> 00:37:33,486
- Surrender is not in our creed!
- Louder!
430
00:37:33,569 --> 00:37:35,446
Surrender is not in our creed!
431
00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:40,827
Strip off those t-shirts.
432
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,787
- What?
- What is he talking about?
433
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,832
You'll all wear the same t-shirts,
or none at all.
434
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,015
What's your name, Marine?
435
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,518
Lance Corporal Fragetti, Gunney.
436
00:38:14,777 --> 00:38:19,115
You shouldn't litter, Fag-eddy.
It's ecologically unsound.
437
00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,912
- What's your name?
- Aponte.
438
00:38:25,163 --> 00:38:26,497
- Yours?
- Profile.
439
00:38:26,581 --> 00:38:27,749
- Yours?
- Quinones.
440
00:38:27,832 --> 00:38:29,167
- Yours?
- Collins!
441
00:38:31,419 --> 00:38:33,004
All right, Colitis.
442
00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:34,881
Cajones.
443
00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:37,383
Prophylactics. Ajax.
444
00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,552
You boys are handsome.
445
00:38:40,595 --> 00:38:42,013
You look like models.
446
00:38:42,096 --> 00:38:45,099
In fact, I want your hair high and tight
tomorrow morning.
447
00:38:45,183 --> 00:38:46,893
That's everybody.
448
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,646
When you start looking like Marines,
you'll start feeling like Marines.
449
00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:53,691
Then, goddamn it,
you'll start acting like Marines.
450
00:38:53,775 --> 00:38:55,777
Right face! Forward march!
451
00:39:17,673 --> 00:39:21,344
When the Swede gets out of the brig,
this sucker is dead meat!
452
00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:23,596
- You got that right.
- Right.
453
00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:34,649
"Mama, Mama, can't you see?
454
00:39:34,732 --> 00:39:36,943
"What the Marine Corps has done to me?
455
00:39:37,068 --> 00:39:39,028
"What the Marine Corps has done to me?
456
00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,947
"I used to drive a Chevrolet
457
00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:42,824
"I used to drive a Chevrolet
458
00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:45,201
"Now I'm marching everyday
459
00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,120
"Now I'm marching everyday"
460
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:49,455
Cajones, give us a cadence.
461
00:39:50,998 --> 00:39:54,127
Your girlfriend is going to weep
when I bite that finger off.
462
00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:55,878
Give me that cadence, now!
463
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,547
I don't remember any.
464
00:39:57,964 --> 00:40:00,800
Think fast, gopher-balls,
or you'll run until midnight.
465
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,971
Do it, man! This dude is certifiable.
466
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,225
Do lip, Cajones.
467
00:40:10,309 --> 00:40:11,477
Do lip.
468
00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:14,647
"Model A Ford and a tankful of gas
469
00:40:14,731 --> 00:40:17,900
"Model A Ford and a tankful of gas
470
00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:22,447
"Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass
471
00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:26,117
"Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass"
472
00:40:51,768 --> 00:40:53,811
Is this sucker lost?
473
00:40:57,356 --> 00:41:00,026
Is he going to invade South Carolina?
474
00:41:01,736 --> 00:41:04,572
All right, let's smoke this sucker's ass.
475
00:41:43,694 --> 00:41:46,656
'Morning. Missed you
and Recon Platoon at PT.
476
00:41:47,115 --> 00:41:49,117
The men and I were getting acquainted.
477
00:41:49,367 --> 00:41:50,535
Excellent.
478
00:41:50,701 --> 00:41:53,621
I want to freelance them for awhile
to evaluate them.
479
00:41:54,288 --> 00:41:58,292
There are no special duties
in the training schedule. Shall I join you?
480
00:41:58,376 --> 00:42:00,878
You must have important work here.
481
00:42:01,129 --> 00:42:05,967
Actually, I am preparing a paper on tactics
and strategy for the War Club Seminar.
482
00:42:06,718 --> 00:42:09,053
It's fascinating stuff.
483
00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:11,264
I don't know if the Major told you...
484
00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:14,976
...I was Commanding Officer
of my ROTC detachment in college.
485
00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:19,564
I'll sleep better at night
knowing that, sir.
486
00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:21,899
Thank you. What college did you go to?
487
00:42:23,526 --> 00:42:25,194
Heartbreak Ridge.
488
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:31,200
Heartbreak Ridge?
I've never heard of that school.
489
00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:05,109
That looks nice. Real nice.
490
00:43:08,529 --> 00:43:09,864
Slick.
491
00:43:11,532 --> 00:43:13,701
Smells like a Ben Gay factory.
492
00:43:14,952 --> 00:43:16,621
Strip off those t-shirts.
493
00:43:16,829 --> 00:43:18,164
We're all the same!
494
00:43:18,456 --> 00:43:19,540
The same as me?
495
00:43:19,874 --> 00:43:21,626
How can we know that?
496
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:25,963
Improvise. Overcome. Adapt.
Get off those goddamned t-shirts now!
497
00:43:31,636 --> 00:43:33,137
Platoon, right face!
498
00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:35,515
Forward march!
499
00:43:47,151 --> 00:43:49,862
Rethink. You might get away with
that with Tyler...
500
00:43:49,946 --> 00:43:52,323
...but this cat? He's nuts. He'll catch you.
501
00:43:54,367 --> 00:43:56,035
Don't worry yourself.
502
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,871
The Few, the Proud, the Chumps.
503
00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:15,471
Big light-bulb head must have a key
to the PX. Any better ideas?
504
00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:24,147
Where's Aponte?
505
00:44:24,689 --> 00:44:26,357
Gunney, he's sick.
506
00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:30,236
He looked like proof of life after death.
He's getting checked out.
507
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:32,363
- That right?
- Yes, that's right, Gunney.
508
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:37,994
I want the barracks field dayed and
squared away ASAP today.
509
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:40,747
Gunney, we cleaned them
just a little while ago.
510
00:44:40,913 --> 00:44:42,915
Yes, Gunney, it's Saturday.
511
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:49,464
Let's have a show of hands, how many
think the squad bay is ready to go as is?
512
00:44:49,797 --> 00:44:53,134
- Definitely!
- There you have it. Democracy in action.
513
00:44:53,551 --> 00:44:55,511
- Right!
- We'll run instead.
514
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:56,679
Attention!
515
00:44:57,388 --> 00:44:58,473
Right face!
516
00:44:59,223 --> 00:45:00,266
Forward march!
517
00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:03,519
Double time!
518
00:45:27,085 --> 00:45:28,127
- Shit!
- Out of my way!
519
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:30,713
What's going on?
520
00:45:31,547 --> 00:45:35,134
This is the AK-47 assault rifle.
Your enemy's preferred weapon.
521
00:45:35,218 --> 00:45:39,222
It makes a distinctive sound
when fired at you, so remember it.
522
00:45:43,309 --> 00:45:44,644
Move out.
523
00:45:50,858 --> 00:45:55,696
That is bullshit, man. He is dogging us.
He's shooting at us, scraping at us.
524
00:45:58,366 --> 00:45:59,409
I know!
525
00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:04,247
Look at the way
he's always squinting his eyes...
526
00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,165
...trying to talk all tough.
527
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,710
I should slap him myself,
just to call his bluff.
528
00:46:09,794 --> 00:46:12,964
Don't do that! He's just a jarhead fool.
529
00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:16,259
"You're right,
but hold me back in case I lose my cool
530
00:46:16,342 --> 00:46:18,636
"Because we're the Recon Platoon
531
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,307
- "We're always gung-ho to party
- "Or watch The Late Show
532
00:46:23,391 --> 00:46:24,851
"Until Highway came along
533
00:46:24,934 --> 00:46:28,396
"His abuse we don't need
But we'll end all of this bullshit
534
00:46:28,479 --> 00:46:32,024
"when Highway meets the Swede!"
535
00:47:34,587 --> 00:47:36,381
Highway, I heard you were back.
536
00:47:36,714 --> 00:47:37,757
Webster.
537
00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:41,135
These retards couldn't fight their way
out of a shithouse.
538
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,971
Is that where
you've been keeping yourself?
539
00:47:44,055 --> 00:47:47,517
The Major and I are building an elite
company of fighting men.
540
00:47:48,393 --> 00:47:52,063
The only thing you could build, Webster,
is a good case of hemorrhoids.
541
00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:03,533
- What?
- You're blowing away all your ammunition.
542
00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:07,912
Mr. L-Hate-Americans is going to make you
into Swiss cheese. Slow down your fire.
543
00:48:07,995 --> 00:48:11,582
It's not my fucking fault!
The fucking weapon is fucking fucked up!
544
00:48:19,507 --> 00:48:22,510
Nothing is wrong with that rifle.
Keep it tight.
545
00:48:27,890 --> 00:48:30,768
Did you wake up this morning
with a piss pot on your head?
546
00:48:32,061 --> 00:48:34,439
No, Gunney. I wore this in your honor.
547
00:48:35,106 --> 00:48:36,691
- Is that so?
- Yes.
548
00:48:36,774 --> 00:48:41,028
I figured, this is a classic piece of issue,
Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Khe Sahn...
549
00:48:41,112 --> 00:48:42,905
...all that old antique stuff.
550
00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:47,785
A nice tribute to an aging veteran
as close to retirement as yourself.
551
00:48:48,327 --> 00:48:49,620
I'm touched.
552
00:48:49,704 --> 00:48:53,416
Yes! Recon way of saying welcome,
and inevitably, goodbye.
553
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,836
And the Kevlar helmet you were issued...
554
00:48:57,044 --> 00:49:01,340
...that didn't, by chance, find its way into
one of the local pawn shops in town?
555
00:49:02,884 --> 00:49:05,386
No way, Gunney.
That's a serious implication.
556
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:09,348
- We're financially responsible for them.
- That's right. You are.
557
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,894
That's why I want to see Kevlar
on your head by 1900 hours...
558
00:49:12,977 --> 00:49:15,646
...or you're not going to have
a head to wear it on.
559
00:49:16,606 --> 00:49:18,858
Yes, sir, Gunney Highway, Sergeant, sir.
560
00:49:20,234 --> 00:49:22,403
Gunney, my weapon's jammed.
561
00:49:25,531 --> 00:49:27,784
- What the...
- Shit!
562
00:49:51,265 --> 00:49:54,352
Major Powers is going to teach you
how to discipline your men.
563
00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:58,439
If Powers ever stopped suddenly,
your face would go halfway up his ass.
564
00:50:02,777 --> 00:50:05,029
Profile is never going to make it back.
565
00:50:05,113 --> 00:50:06,864
Powers is cold-blooded.
566
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:25,425
Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
You can make it.
567
00:50:28,136 --> 00:50:30,221
Recon!
568
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:35,560
What did you say, Gunnery Sergeant?
569
00:50:35,643 --> 00:50:39,814
I said,
"Don't give the prick the satisfaction," sir.
570
00:50:45,570 --> 00:50:49,824
"Sensitive dialogue during
a communication of the relationship."
571
00:50:57,081 --> 00:50:59,584
- Follow you home?
- Sure. Why not?
572
00:51:25,693 --> 00:51:28,613
Somebody just look outside
and see what shirt he's wearing.
573
00:51:28,696 --> 00:51:32,366
It doesn't matter.
He'll just complain about something else.
574
00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:35,244
Life was a lot easier
before Frankenstein came.
575
00:51:35,328 --> 00:51:36,370
Right!
576
00:51:36,537 --> 00:51:38,956
How am I going to play
on American Bandstand?.
577
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,210
All of this macho soldiering shit
is bad for my hands.
578
00:51:42,293 --> 00:51:43,628
People, fall out.
579
00:51:47,632 --> 00:51:49,759
I said, fall out! Now!
580
00:51:52,136 --> 00:51:53,679
We're not going anywhere.
581
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,849
All this play-war stuff is bullshit.
582
00:51:58,976 --> 00:52:01,229
This is all a question of mind over matter.
583
00:52:01,312 --> 00:52:03,689
We no longer mind
because you don't matter.
584
00:52:05,525 --> 00:52:07,693
You've been voted out of office.
585
00:52:08,986 --> 00:52:14,200
Mr. Jones, you fall out on that street,
or I'll kick your ass off this planet.
586
00:52:15,410 --> 00:52:17,412
I don't think so, babe. Swede?
587
00:52:29,048 --> 00:52:32,093
Gunney, I'd like you to meet my big friend,
Swede Johanson.
588
00:52:38,725 --> 00:52:40,852
Swede, say something charming
to the man.
589
00:52:41,102 --> 00:52:43,855
I'm going to rip off your head
and shit down your neck.
590
00:52:46,691 --> 00:52:50,361
So you see, Grungy Highway,
we don't have any use for you anymore.
591
00:52:50,528 --> 00:52:51,988
"Hit the road, Jack!
592
00:52:52,071 --> 00:52:56,868
"And don't you come back
No more, no more"
593
00:53:05,293 --> 00:53:06,544
Stick your chin up.
594
00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:09,255
Higher!
595
00:53:17,722 --> 00:53:21,809
Now get your ass out on that street, ladies.
Right this second!
596
00:53:24,145 --> 00:53:26,481
I'll speak to you later, Swede.
597
00:53:36,365 --> 00:53:38,701
Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come.
598
00:53:38,785 --> 00:53:41,954
Negative, Johanson. You're going
to become a Marine, right now.
599
00:53:43,247 --> 00:53:45,249
- Fall out.
- Yes, sir.
600
00:53:48,336 --> 00:53:50,129
Good morning, men!
601
00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:53,007
I thought I'd lead you through this exercise.
602
00:53:54,801 --> 00:53:56,844
I couldn't find Gunney Highway, though.
603
00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:59,138
I don't know where he went.
604
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,533
Good Lord, what was that?
605
00:54:18,741 --> 00:54:21,869
Sir, that's an AK-47 assault weapon.
606
00:54:22,578 --> 00:54:24,414
The preferred weapon of our enemies.
607
00:54:24,497 --> 00:54:27,834
It makes a very distinctive sound
when fired at us, sir.
608
00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:30,837
Yes, it does. Doesn't it?
609
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,381
Good night, Roy.
610
00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:37,510
Hold up, Aggie. I'll follow you home.
611
00:54:37,802 --> 00:54:39,971
No. You go ahead. I've got some pains.
612
00:54:42,515 --> 00:54:44,642
- I got it.
- Not tonight, you don't.
613
00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:56,738
"The sensual communication,
meaningful..."
614
00:54:57,572 --> 00:54:58,906
Panther piss.
615
00:54:59,657 --> 00:55:03,870
Glad to know some things don't change.
Still know what a woman loves to hear.
616
00:55:06,164 --> 00:55:08,332
I just happened to be in the neighborhood.
617
00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,794
I thought maybe you'd like to sit down
and we could talk.
618
00:55:11,878 --> 00:55:14,130
Are you reading those magazines?
619
00:55:14,964 --> 00:55:17,258
- What magazines?
- Those magazines.
620
00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:23,639
Somebody must have left them here.
621
00:55:23,723 --> 00:55:24,724
Who?
622
00:55:25,058 --> 00:55:27,435
- Choozoo.
- He doesn't know how to read.
623
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,646
Quit being so stubborn.
Why don't you sit down so we can talk?
624
00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:33,232
I am not one of your troops
that can be bullied.
625
00:55:36,110 --> 00:55:38,196
Was being married to me that bad?
626
00:55:38,696 --> 00:55:39,864
Yes.
627
00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:48,372
Platoon. Attention!
628
00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:52,752
Thank you, Gunney!
629
00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:55,296
What a fine morning for a military exercise.
630
00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:56,923
Men...
631
00:55:57,215 --> 00:56:01,219
...today we will execute an ambush against
a numerically superior hostile force...
632
00:56:02,136 --> 00:56:06,432
...by using cover, surprise,
interlocking fields of fire...
633
00:56:06,724 --> 00:56:09,769
...and the natural aggressiveness
of the United States Marine.
634
00:56:09,852 --> 00:56:12,688
Show me some poontang,
I'll show you an aggressive Marine!
635
00:56:12,772 --> 00:56:15,358
We'll provide Major Powers
and his elite force...
636
00:56:15,441 --> 00:56:18,403
...an accessible target
to sharpen their superior skills.
637
00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:22,073
This will be facilitated by
the MILES Gear each team will wear.
638
00:56:22,156 --> 00:56:26,619
When one of our men is shot, these
laser-sensitive vests emit a beeping noise.
639
00:56:28,287 --> 00:56:32,125
Excuse me, Lieutenant?
Are you hinting that we don't fight back?
640
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:36,754
Yes, Gunney. The Major likes to use
the Recon Platoon as a training tool.
641
00:56:36,921 --> 00:56:40,299
What happens when these men go
into combat and they're not prepared?
642
00:56:40,383 --> 00:56:42,260
They just get dead.
643
00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:44,804
Yes. I see what you mean.
644
00:56:44,887 --> 00:56:47,140
Did you discuss this with Major Powers?
645
00:56:51,394 --> 00:56:54,647
- Let's move them out, Gunney.
- Are you coming with us, Lieutenant?
646
00:56:56,607 --> 00:56:59,444
No, Gunney.
I have a doctor's appointment at 1100.
647
00:56:59,527 --> 00:57:02,488
I hope it's nothing that will keep you
out of the next war.
648
00:57:03,406 --> 00:57:05,658
Platoon, right face.
649
00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:09,245
Sling arms.
650
00:57:10,037 --> 00:57:12,039
Forward march.
651
00:57:29,348 --> 00:57:31,726
Are you sure Highway's our man
to run the ambush?
652
00:57:31,809 --> 00:57:34,312
He's the best I know at small unit tactics.
653
00:57:34,395 --> 00:57:35,730
I doubt that.
654
00:57:43,071 --> 00:57:47,075
Marines, today we're going to kick
some Recon ass.
655
00:57:50,244 --> 00:57:53,539
Attention! About face!
656
00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:55,416
Forward march!
657
00:58:10,473 --> 00:58:12,558
When I first joined the Corps...
658
00:58:12,642 --> 00:58:16,687
...I thought I'd be jumping out of planes,
and fighting the enemy.
659
00:58:16,771 --> 00:58:20,691
This is the new, modern, mechanized
Marine Corps. We'll jump out of our heads.
660
00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:22,902
The only enemy we're fighting is boredom.
661
00:58:22,985 --> 00:58:25,446
You hear that voice?
It's calling me, Hollywood.
662
00:58:25,530 --> 00:58:28,282
Stitch Jones is going be
a rock and roll star.
663
00:58:28,366 --> 00:58:30,576
Don't forget us when you
make it to the top.
664
00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:34,080
Front row center seat, and all the girls
I can't eat for my homeboy.
665
00:58:34,163 --> 00:58:35,832
I love leftovers.
666
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:39,168
Unsling your rifles.
You're making too much noise.
667
00:58:39,252 --> 00:58:43,256
Why? We're not supposed to win.
He watches too much prime time.
668
00:58:53,558 --> 00:58:55,601
- What was that?
- You're dead, Marine.
669
00:58:56,310 --> 00:58:59,230
You tripped on four booby traps
that blew your legs off...
670
00:58:59,313 --> 00:59:03,401
...and we have to send out a search party
for your testicles. Where's your backup?
671
00:59:03,943 --> 00:59:05,027
Profile.
672
00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:10,116
What good are you back there?
Without any cover fire, I get shot.
673
00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:14,328
While you guys pump the dog,
we get everyone in this platoon killed.
674
00:59:14,412 --> 00:59:16,497
Chill out. That's what we're here for.
675
00:59:16,706 --> 00:59:17,874
Say what?
676
00:59:17,957 --> 00:59:21,085
We've ambushed Major Powers
three times, and always right here.
677
00:59:21,169 --> 00:59:22,587
We know what we're doing.
678
00:59:22,837 --> 00:59:26,007
Who says we're going to ambush
Major Powers right here?
679
00:59:26,090 --> 00:59:27,800
Didn't you hear Lieutenant Ring?
680
00:59:27,884 --> 00:59:31,220
Major Powers wants us to die in a loud,
grotesque, military manner.
681
00:59:31,596 --> 00:59:33,598
I don't give a fuck about Major Powers.
682
00:59:33,890 --> 00:59:36,350
My job is to keep you men alive.
Let's move on.
683
00:59:45,651 --> 00:59:48,154
Coming to the ambush site
over the next hill.
684
00:59:48,237 --> 00:59:49,572
Roger that.
685
00:59:49,864 --> 00:59:52,950
It helps, knowing when and where
you're going to be hit, sir.
686
00:59:54,035 --> 00:59:58,706
Easy. Give them a few more yards,
then we'll nail the coffin shut.
687
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,629
Chill out. Here they come.
688
01:00:05,213 --> 01:00:06,881
Hit them now!
689
01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:08,966
Now!
690
01:00:20,019 --> 01:00:21,437
Cease fire!
691
01:00:23,398 --> 01:00:25,817
You're in the wrong ambush site!
692
01:00:27,402 --> 01:00:28,903
Cease fire!
693
01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:35,827
They're in the wrong ambush site!
694
01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:39,789
Recon! Recon!
695
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,716
- Sergeant Major!
- Yes?
696
01:00:50,341 --> 01:00:52,343
Turn this damn thing off.
697
01:00:52,969 --> 01:00:55,638
Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir?
698
01:00:59,726 --> 01:01:03,104
This man usurped authority,
disregarded procedures...
699
01:01:03,187 --> 01:01:07,608
...and ignored my personal directives
all week. Why, Lieutenant?
700
01:01:07,775 --> 01:01:11,279
- Sir, I thought the training...
- You think too much and act too little.
701
01:01:11,362 --> 01:01:14,907
You're supposed to be an officer.
Look it up in your leader's handbook.
702
01:01:16,951 --> 01:01:20,288
Who gave you permission to deviate
from the training schedule?
703
01:01:20,371 --> 01:01:22,540
I needed to evaluate my men, sir.
704
01:01:22,790 --> 01:01:27,545
They're not your men, you son of a bitch.
They're the U.S. Marine Corps' men.
705
01:01:27,628 --> 01:01:30,882
The 2nd Division's men.
The 8th Marine Regiment's men.
706
01:01:30,965 --> 01:01:33,885
In other words, they're my men.
And so are you. Get it?
707
01:01:34,052 --> 01:01:38,973
I'll get my ass shot off if I'm in a hot
landing zone with an untrained platoon.
708
01:01:39,182 --> 01:01:42,351
You will follow my program to the letter.
No questions asked.
709
01:01:42,435 --> 01:01:45,772
We go into combat tomorrow,
you'll plant half those men.
710
01:01:50,943 --> 01:01:52,737
You did it on your own, didn't you?
711
01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:55,823
I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken.
712
01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:57,992
You make it easy.
713
01:01:58,076 --> 01:01:59,118
Sir...
714
01:01:59,619 --> 01:02:02,580
...I gave Gunney permission
to freelance his...
715
01:02:02,663 --> 01:02:04,999
...I mean, the men, sir.
716
01:02:09,837 --> 01:02:11,255
Wait outside, Ring.
717
01:02:11,589 --> 01:02:12,632
Aye, aye, sir.
718
01:02:16,844 --> 01:02:19,180
I'm going to run you
out of the Corps, Highway.
719
01:02:19,889 --> 01:02:23,226
The funny thing is, you'll do all the work.
720
01:02:24,143 --> 01:02:26,270
Sooner or later, you'll disobey orders...
721
01:02:26,354 --> 01:02:30,274
...circumvent procedures again,
or just get drunk.
722
01:02:30,691 --> 01:02:31,984
You can't help it.
723
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,322
You're too old, too stupid and
too prideful to change.
724
01:02:37,407 --> 01:02:39,409
I'll enjoy watching you fall.
725
01:02:41,369 --> 01:02:43,871
Get out and send in that idiot, Ring.
726
01:02:51,003 --> 01:02:53,089
He wants to see you, Lieutenant.
727
01:02:55,466 --> 01:02:57,802
- I'm sorry.
- No need to be.
728
01:02:58,970 --> 01:03:00,012
Lieutenant?
729
01:03:00,930 --> 01:03:02,181
Recon.
730
01:03:10,898 --> 01:03:12,900
You'll let anybody in here. Won't you?
731
01:03:14,026 --> 01:03:16,362
Have one on the house to ease your pain.
732
01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:32,545
Want to get drunk and howl at the moon...
733
01:03:33,588 --> 01:03:37,091
...get us both busted back to low-ass,
no-rank, mud-rolling PFC?
734
01:03:37,592 --> 01:03:38,926
I'm your man.
735
01:03:39,177 --> 01:03:40,678
What are we, Chooz?
736
01:03:41,888 --> 01:03:46,559
We're short-haired bastards with meat
cleavers for pricks and kerosene for blood.
737
01:03:47,101 --> 01:03:49,437
Yes. We're all of that. That's for sure.
738
01:03:51,064 --> 01:03:52,148
We're 0-1-1.
739
01:03:53,441 --> 01:03:54,609
Say again?
740
01:03:55,735 --> 01:04:00,073
Major Powers, one dark cloudy morning,
said to me, "Sergeant Major...
741
01:04:01,157 --> 01:04:02,825
"...you're 0-1-1.
742
01:04:03,284 --> 01:04:06,829
"No wins. One tie, Korea...
743
01:04:07,455 --> 01:04:09,290
"...and one loss, Vietnam."
744
01:04:12,210 --> 01:04:15,213
Maybe we lost the war,
but we won the battles.
745
01:04:18,049 --> 01:04:21,219
I'm not going to lose the next one
because my men aren't ready.
746
01:04:22,095 --> 01:04:23,554
What are you going to do?
747
01:04:24,305 --> 01:04:25,973
Make them Marines.
748
01:04:27,058 --> 01:04:28,559
Stoney Jackson...
749
01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:33,481
...best goddamned platoon sergeant
two short-pricked, piss-ant...
750
01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:36,317
...baby soldier, little fuckers
ever went to war with.
751
01:04:36,651 --> 01:04:39,153
- Yes. Heartbreak Ridge.
- Heartbreak Ridge.
752
01:04:39,404 --> 01:04:41,072
Your CO called.
753
01:04:41,739 --> 01:04:43,825
Your battalion just went on full alert.
754
01:04:55,670 --> 01:04:57,171
God bless.
755
01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:02,093
- I can't find my tent.
- Where's my poncho liner?
756
01:05:02,176 --> 01:05:04,637
Damn it, who's got my web gear?
757
01:05:04,721 --> 01:05:06,889
Profile, that's my canteen.
758
01:05:07,223 --> 01:05:11,394
Aponte better get back here.
He'll do time for being AWOL.
759
01:05:12,562 --> 01:05:16,733
People, let's have an equipment check.
Weapon?
760
01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:20,903
Let's keep it simple.
761
01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:25,158
You got boots on,
you can walk into combat. Let's go.
762
01:05:29,454 --> 01:05:30,538
Where's Aponte?
763
01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:33,833
He's sick. Must've been the chipped beef.
I'm sick myself.
764
01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:37,253
- You've eaten worse.
- Only when I'm shit-faced.
765
01:05:46,596 --> 01:05:50,266
These DD-13-48 request forms
are not filled out properly.
766
01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:54,729
We're going to approach this in an orderly,
proficient manner, Sergeant Major.
767
01:05:54,812 --> 01:05:55,855
Yes, sir.
768
01:05:57,148 --> 01:05:59,609
I want you to be sure
that each round of ammo...
769
01:05:59,692 --> 01:06:03,529
...is counted and returned
in the same way it was received.
770
01:06:03,821 --> 01:06:08,576
- I'll personally dot the i's and cross the t's.
- Sloppiness breeds inefficiency.
771
01:06:09,577 --> 01:06:12,580
Your outfit could use
some cleaning up, Gunney.
772
01:06:13,331 --> 01:06:16,501
Sir, I want to issue my squad leader
some night vision glasses.
773
01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:20,922
- I should've thought of that.
- That is not part of your TO&E.
774
01:06:21,172 --> 01:06:22,423
I thought it might...
775
01:06:22,507 --> 01:06:26,177
Fill out the proper request forms
and send it through the chain of command.
776
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,512
Request forms?
777
01:06:32,266 --> 01:06:33,309
Attention!
778
01:06:36,229 --> 01:06:38,064
At ease, men.
779
01:06:38,356 --> 01:06:41,984
Major Malcolm Powers, sir.
Annapolis, Class of '71.
780
01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:44,904
How are your men doing, Major?
781
01:06:45,488 --> 01:06:48,908
My men are ready to fight to the death
to protect our country, sir.
782
01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:52,745
Let's hope that won't be necessary.
783
01:06:55,289 --> 01:06:56,958
Have we ever served together?
784
01:06:57,542 --> 01:07:00,294
I don't know, sir.
Sergeant Major Choozoo and I...
785
01:07:00,378 --> 01:07:03,047
...were in the 2nd Battalion
in the 7th in 1968.
786
01:07:03,756 --> 01:07:06,592
I had a rifle company in 1st Battalion, 7th.
787
01:07:07,093 --> 01:07:10,096
We sure as hell chewed
some of the same dirt, sir.
788
01:07:10,638 --> 01:07:14,475
That's for sure.
What's your assessment of this alert?
789
01:07:14,976 --> 01:07:16,561
It's a cluster fuck.
790
01:07:19,981 --> 01:07:21,065
Say again?
791
01:07:21,149 --> 01:07:24,819
Marines are fighting men, sir,
they shouldn't be sitting on their asses...
792
01:07:24,902 --> 01:07:28,656
...filling out forms for equipment
they should already have.
793
01:07:29,574 --> 01:07:31,743
Interesting observation, Gunney.
794
01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:34,579
Carry on, Major.
795
01:07:40,918 --> 01:07:43,254
Now hear this. Now hear this.
796
01:07:43,379 --> 01:07:45,465
This is it. We're going to war.
797
01:07:47,008 --> 01:07:51,262
This has been an emergency deployment
readiness exercise.
798
01:07:51,929 --> 01:07:56,100
We are standing down.
The alert is cancelled.
799
01:07:56,684 --> 01:07:57,935
Damn it.
800
01:07:59,187 --> 01:08:01,189
Maybe next time, sir.
801
01:08:02,231 --> 01:08:04,233
You heard him. Move it out.
802
01:08:13,451 --> 01:08:14,702
Aponte.
803
01:08:15,578 --> 01:08:16,913
Oh, him.
804
01:08:17,246 --> 01:08:18,581
Where is he?
805
01:08:19,165 --> 01:08:20,833
What's wrong with you?
806
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,628
Nobody goes over the hill on me.
807
01:08:24,462 --> 01:08:28,633
If you didn't have those stripes,
I'd kick your ass around the block!
808
01:08:28,841 --> 01:08:30,968
Yes, but since I'm not into violence...
809
01:08:31,052 --> 01:08:34,555
...I'll refrain from kicking your ass
at this particular time.
810
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,682
I'll give you a rebate on your life.
811
01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:39,685
Besides, who the hell is Aponte?
812
01:08:39,811 --> 01:08:42,814
He ain't heavy
and he sure the hell ain't my brother.
813
01:08:44,232 --> 01:08:45,274
Gunney Highway.
814
01:08:45,691 --> 01:08:47,693
That's right. Gunney Highway.
815
01:08:48,111 --> 01:08:49,362
Come in.
816
01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,281
I'm sorry, but I had to tell him.
817
01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:55,493
This is my wife, Sara.
Clean that up a little, honey.
818
01:08:55,743 --> 01:08:58,413
Gunney, I filled out all the forms there are.
819
01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:01,791
What the Corps could give
just isn't enough for the family.
820
01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:03,292
So I took a job.
821
01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:05,420
- You got a job?
- Yes.
822
01:09:05,795 --> 01:09:08,881
- You want out of the Marines?
- No! No way.
823
01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:12,969
Then we're going to have to cut through
all the red tape B.S., aren't we?
824
01:09:13,052 --> 01:09:14,637
- Yes, we are.
- Knock it off.
825
01:09:16,931 --> 01:09:19,767
Here. Here's a special fund.
Gunnery sergeants only.
826
01:09:23,187 --> 01:09:25,189
Don't worry, you can pay it back.
827
01:09:25,898 --> 01:09:29,110
- Here. You better take him. Jesus Christ.
- Thank you.
828
01:09:37,660 --> 01:09:41,080
- What are you smiling at?
- I always knew you were Santa Claus.
829
01:09:41,164 --> 01:09:44,083
You pull another suckhead play like that...
830
01:09:44,167 --> 01:09:47,420
...the only thing that will beat you
to the brig is an ambulance.
831
01:09:47,503 --> 01:09:49,756
Yes, sir, Gunnery Sergeant Highway, sir.
832
01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:56,763
You can't leave the Duke of Cool!
833
01:09:57,055 --> 01:09:58,890
This man has no social graces.
834
01:10:03,978 --> 01:10:05,146
So?
835
01:10:06,189 --> 01:10:08,858
Lureen down at the Palace
said you had the night off.
836
01:10:09,567 --> 01:10:11,235
Lureen talks too much.
837
01:10:11,736 --> 01:10:13,404
Can I buy you a beer?
838
01:10:16,949 --> 01:10:18,284
Jesus.
839
01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:24,957
You can't come back after all this time,
with no warning whatsoever.
840
01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,628
Interfere at my place of work,
almost started a brawl...
841
01:10:28,961 --> 01:10:31,798
...almost lost me the only crummy job
I could find.
842
01:10:32,131 --> 01:10:35,385
Then you show up here,
expecting me to just smooth as silk...
843
01:10:35,468 --> 01:10:37,804
...invite you in for a sit-down and a smile.
844
01:10:38,137 --> 01:10:40,973
It's always the same, Highway.
All balls, no brains.
845
01:10:42,642 --> 01:10:44,477
Is there something you're afraid of?
846
01:10:44,811 --> 01:10:48,940
Yes. I'm afraid I'll dent that
thick skull of yours with this frying pan.
847
01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:56,030
- It wouldn't be the first time, would it?
- No.
848
01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:01,327
Nice place you have here.
849
01:11:03,204 --> 01:11:05,748
Thanks. You want a glass?
850
01:11:17,343 --> 01:11:21,764
- Feet still bothersome?
- I hawk booze five nights a week.
851
01:11:23,099 --> 01:11:26,102
There's no senior prom
looming on my horizon.
852
01:11:27,353 --> 01:11:29,021
To the old times.
853
01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:31,858
Just as long as you don't say good times.
854
01:11:32,191 --> 01:11:34,360
We had our share of those, too, didn't we?
855
01:11:35,111 --> 01:11:37,363
I don't know. I can't think that far back.
856
01:11:38,448 --> 01:11:40,032
How are you feeling?
857
01:11:40,450 --> 01:11:41,784
Terrific.
858
01:11:42,034 --> 01:11:44,036
Absolutely couldn't feel better.
859
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:50,209
What brings you here?
860
01:11:51,377 --> 01:11:54,213
I'm back with Recon, back where I belong.
861
01:11:57,050 --> 01:11:58,259
So?
862
01:11:58,551 --> 01:12:00,553
It's different this time.
863
01:12:02,722 --> 01:12:03,806
How?
864
01:12:05,058 --> 01:12:09,228
I'm coming to the end of it.
I don't know where I go from here.
865
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:13,149
I just want it to end
as right as it was when I started.
866
01:12:16,736 --> 01:12:20,239
Do you want some chips? There's pretzels.
867
01:12:21,908 --> 01:12:22,950
Yes, thanks.
868
01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:25,912
Fringe benefits of work.
869
01:12:26,746 --> 01:12:28,247
Tell me something.
870
01:12:29,248 --> 01:12:32,251
Did we mutually nurture each other?
871
01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:35,171
I beg your pardon?
872
01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:38,800
Did we communicate in a meaningful way
in our relationship?
873
01:12:39,759 --> 01:12:41,594
Relationship?
874
01:12:45,431 --> 01:12:47,600
Hell, I thought we were married.
875
01:12:49,268 --> 01:12:51,938
I've been thinking about the past lately.
876
01:12:54,107 --> 01:12:56,275
I was just wondering what went wrong.
877
01:12:57,276 --> 01:12:58,611
With what?
878
01:13:00,113 --> 01:13:01,447
With me.
879
01:13:02,281 --> 01:13:04,117
The Corps. With us.
880
01:13:08,955 --> 01:13:11,124
That is so damn much like you.
881
01:13:11,332 --> 01:13:16,170
You never could see that things just don't
fit neatly into right and wrong.
882
01:13:16,963 --> 01:13:18,381
What else is there?
883
01:13:20,466 --> 01:13:22,135
It isn't that simple.
884
01:13:25,805 --> 01:13:28,975
I went by those rooms that we rented
when we got married.
885
01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:30,977
Damn, they're small.
886
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,315
They say everything shrinks with age.
887
01:13:40,319 --> 01:13:41,821
Tell me something.
888
01:13:43,489 --> 01:13:45,825
What did you want out of our marriage?
889
01:13:49,162 --> 01:13:52,331
We talked once about an avocado ranch...
890
01:13:52,582 --> 01:13:55,251
...about buying a house
with a barbecue in the back.
891
01:13:55,668 --> 01:14:00,173
But then you'd volunteer for every damn
war that came down the pike.
892
01:14:04,677 --> 01:14:06,345
- Goddamn it!
- What's the matter?
893
01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:08,848
How could I be so stupid?
894
01:14:09,265 --> 01:14:10,767
What do you mean?
895
01:14:11,017 --> 01:14:15,396
- You changed tactics on me!
- What are you talking about?
896
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:18,149
Gave up the old frontal assault,
tried to outflank me.
897
01:14:18,232 --> 01:14:21,402
I am onto you, Highway,
and I want you out of here, right now!
898
01:14:21,694 --> 01:14:25,615
You're not acting very dignified
for a mature woman.
899
01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:32,205
You old fucking Marine warhorse,
I'll show you dignified!
900
01:14:32,622 --> 01:14:36,793
You get out of here! Go on!
Get the fuck out of here!
901
01:14:38,044 --> 01:14:40,922
You better get your tail out of here
or I'll get mad!
902
01:14:41,005 --> 01:14:43,049
Take that, you old fuck!
903
01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:47,553
I never want to see your craggy,
old face again, you hear?
904
01:14:47,887 --> 01:14:51,057
Don't ever come back. Ever!
905
01:14:52,725 --> 01:14:55,728
She's as crazy as she's always been,
for Christ's sake.
906
01:14:57,397 --> 01:14:59,065
You asshole!
907
01:15:04,404 --> 01:15:06,572
I hate you, Highway!
908
01:15:08,825 --> 01:15:10,034
Fuck you!
909
01:15:23,339 --> 01:15:24,590
Tonight's winner...
910
01:15:25,758 --> 01:15:28,010
... is Miss Sarita Dwayne!
911
01:15:31,389 --> 01:15:34,016
Wait a minute, man. That's bullshit.
912
01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,768
You're trying to rip me off.
913
01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:37,520
Nobody likes a sore loser.
914
01:15:37,770 --> 01:15:40,940
I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker.
Let's vote.
915
01:15:41,023 --> 01:15:42,859
You people have a right to vote.
916
01:15:42,942 --> 01:15:45,445
Whoever voted for Miss Banana Titties,
say, "Yes."
917
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,655
No!
918
01:15:48,197 --> 01:15:50,867
All who voted for me,
say, "Rock the house."
919
01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:53,786
Rock the house!
920
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,377
No man. You all the faggot Mod Squad?
921
01:16:01,794 --> 01:16:05,298
I don't play none of this jail
give-up-the-booty bullshit.
922
01:16:11,471 --> 01:16:13,389
Don't ask for my autograph.
923
01:16:16,976 --> 01:16:19,312
You can rob me...
924
01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:23,691
...you can starve me, you can beat me,
and you can kill me...
925
01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:26,986
...just don't bore me.
926
01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:36,746
- I'm really glad I could help.
- I owe you another dinner.
927
01:16:47,006 --> 01:16:51,177
Powers will thin-slice your prick
if he finds out about this!
928
01:16:51,427 --> 01:16:53,096
- Sergeant Major!
- Who are you?
929
01:16:53,471 --> 01:16:55,598
Jones, 2nd Battalion. Recon Platoon.
930
01:16:57,975 --> 01:17:00,728
Highway's platoon?
Snap to, Marine. Give me a hand.
931
01:17:00,812 --> 01:17:03,523
Highway knows I'm innocent.
We're like brothers.
932
01:17:04,023 --> 01:17:05,691
I posted his bail.
933
01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:08,319
- He needs you, Aggie.
- Until the next war.
934
01:17:09,362 --> 01:17:10,905
Good thing we got him out.
935
01:17:12,115 --> 01:17:13,449
Oh, shit.
936
01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:15,535
Coffee.
937
01:17:20,206 --> 01:17:23,042
I always wanted to check this place out.
938
01:17:23,876 --> 01:17:25,503
Look at all this history.
939
01:17:25,586 --> 01:17:27,922
Little Mary's served Marines
from three wars.
940
01:17:30,049 --> 01:17:31,384
How is he doing?
941
01:17:31,884 --> 01:17:35,054
Aggie will put him back together again,
just like she always has.
942
01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:41,894
Highway's something else.
High-speed, low drag.
943
01:17:42,145 --> 01:17:44,814
No one better to be with
if you're in a hot LZ.
944
01:17:45,481 --> 01:17:47,066
Heartbreak Ridge.
945
01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:48,818
It was the truth.
946
01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:52,071
What's Heartbreak Ridge?
947
01:17:53,906 --> 01:17:57,577
Listen, we have to understand each other...
948
01:17:58,411 --> 01:18:00,079
...before we go any further.
949
01:18:00,913 --> 01:18:02,749
Are we going any further?
950
01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:05,752
You'll be out of the Corps soon.
951
01:18:06,085 --> 01:18:10,089
But you are gung-ho, through and through.
Always will be.
952
01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:14,260
And there is no room in my future
for a Marine.
953
01:18:15,595 --> 01:18:18,097
I'm not sure I like how you say "Marine."
954
01:18:19,766 --> 01:18:23,102
I can say "Marine" any damn way I choose.
955
01:18:23,561 --> 01:18:25,563
I earned that right.
956
01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:31,110
- That's right, you did.
- I lived in a rathole...
957
01:18:31,194 --> 01:18:35,531
...when they were bringing those boys
home in those flag-draped, metal coffins.
958
01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:38,910
I don't think I got a wink's sleep in 1968.
959
01:18:39,202 --> 01:18:42,580
- Do you remember that year?
- Yes. I remember.
960
01:18:43,623 --> 01:18:48,252
I'd turn on the TV in the morning,
I'd eat dinner in front of it every night...
961
01:18:48,336 --> 01:18:52,090
...eyes glued, hoping to catch
a glimpse of you on the news...
962
01:18:52,173 --> 01:18:54,008
...and then praying I wouldn't.
963
01:18:55,468 --> 01:18:57,887
Then I'd crawl into bed and wonder...
964
01:18:57,970 --> 01:19:02,725
...where were you? What were you doing?
Were you alive?
965
01:19:03,309 --> 01:19:05,436
And I had no way of knowing.
966
01:19:10,149 --> 01:19:14,987
I guess there are things that work
harder on a woman than being shot at.
967
01:19:16,739 --> 01:19:20,284
I swear the not knowing was the worst.
968
01:19:26,582 --> 01:19:28,000
I'm sorry.
969
01:19:37,677 --> 01:19:39,512
That's all right, baby.
970
01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:45,768
That's all right.
971
01:19:51,274 --> 01:19:54,360
We went up and down that dirt pile
for six days and six nights.
972
01:19:54,444 --> 01:19:58,197
Fixed bayonets, hand-to-hand.
Fought them something fierce.
973
01:19:58,281 --> 01:20:01,200
They gave back as good as they got.
Lots of men died.
974
01:20:01,659 --> 01:20:03,536
We were the 23rd Infantry.
975
01:20:04,037 --> 01:20:05,663
We joined the Corps later.
976
01:20:06,247 --> 01:20:08,041
We were younger than you are.
977
01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:11,878
I never heard of any Heartbreak Ridge.
978
01:20:13,087 --> 01:20:16,257
It's not in any of the history books.
It's a little piece of war.
979
01:20:16,674 --> 01:20:18,968
The place didn't have a name,
just a number.
980
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:21,929
Stoney Jackson looked at it
and said, "Ladies...
981
01:20:22,847 --> 01:20:25,516
"...if this don't kill us, it'll break our hearts."
982
01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:28,227
- Who's Stoney Jackson?
- Little Mary's husband.
983
01:20:29,270 --> 01:20:31,147
He was our platoon sergeant.
984
01:20:31,272 --> 01:20:34,275
He recommended Highway
for his Congressional Medal of Honor.
985
01:20:35,943 --> 01:20:38,237
Gunney Highway won the CMH?
986
01:20:39,363 --> 01:20:42,200
He charged two machine gun nests
by himself.
987
01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:44,410
He didn't sleep for three days.
988
01:20:44,535 --> 01:20:47,372
The final human wave he held off
almost single-handedly.
989
01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:49,832
When it was over...
990
01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:53,294
...there was me, Stoney Jackson...
991
01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:55,505
...and Tom Highway.
992
01:20:56,130 --> 01:20:58,091
We were the only ones still alive.
993
01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:01,552
What happened to Jackson?
994
01:21:02,011 --> 01:21:04,138
He was killed at Khe Sahn in 1968.
995
01:21:04,305 --> 01:21:07,308
Can I get you something to eat?
I can fix it in no time.
996
01:21:10,019 --> 01:21:11,479
No, thank you, ma'am.
997
01:21:15,149 --> 01:21:18,069
Excuse me, ma'am.
You don't happen to be up...
998
01:21:18,194 --> 01:21:20,863
...when Gunney Highway
leaves for the base, do you?
999
01:21:20,947 --> 01:21:23,241
I pour his coffee and lay out his things.
1000
01:21:46,097 --> 01:21:47,473
Platoon, attention!
1001
01:21:50,184 --> 01:21:51,185
Right face!
1002
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,688
Forward march!
1003
01:22:04,699 --> 01:22:07,160
Each platoon will proceed
to the objective...
1004
01:22:07,285 --> 01:22:09,746
...which in this case
is the Battalion Bear Pit.
1005
01:22:10,288 --> 01:22:13,207
Whoever reaches it first
will get a 72- hour liberty.
1006
01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:17,170
Sir, it would be an honor,
if you would accompany my platoon.
1007
01:22:19,088 --> 01:22:20,798
Thank you, Staff Sergeant.
1008
01:22:27,096 --> 01:22:28,723
Get out of your seats.
1009
01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:55,249
Johanson, tighten up that harness.
1010
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:59,337
- Gunney, I'm afraid of heights.
- So am I.
1011
01:22:59,587 --> 01:23:00,588
You are?
1012
01:23:00,922 --> 01:23:04,092
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
is not a natural act...
1013
01:23:04,217 --> 01:23:06,886
...so let's do it right and enjoy the view.
1014
01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:53,516
Let's move.
1015
01:23:54,642 --> 01:23:57,562
We made it. We're the first platoon
to reach the Bear Pit.
1016
01:23:57,979 --> 01:23:59,605
Not so quick, sir.
1017
01:24:02,483 --> 01:24:04,777
Darn. 1st Platoon.
1018
01:24:05,737 --> 01:24:06,946
Major. It's Highway.
1019
01:24:08,489 --> 01:24:09,657
Damn.
1020
01:24:09,907 --> 01:24:12,201
Come on, let's smoke 'em.
1021
01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:15,121
1st Platoon, follow me!
1022
01:24:37,894 --> 01:24:39,437
Recon wins.
1023
01:24:40,354 --> 01:24:44,484
Gunney, you don't know your place.
1st Platoon is the victor!
1024
01:24:45,443 --> 01:24:47,403
I say we have ourselves a dilemma, sir.
1025
01:24:48,613 --> 01:24:52,825
Sergeant Major, as my umpire, I order you
to declare 1st Platoon the winner.
1026
01:24:53,743 --> 01:24:55,953
Sir, that wouldn't be fair.
1027
01:24:56,704 --> 01:24:59,540
What do you propose to resolve
this situation?
1028
01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:00,958
Match-up.
1029
01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:04,253
Okay, men, get them off.
1030
01:25:05,546 --> 01:25:07,340
Get your shit off.
1031
01:25:44,669 --> 01:25:46,546
Get them out!
1032
01:25:51,926 --> 01:25:53,720
Get them out!
1033
01:26:30,131 --> 01:26:31,591
Recon!
1034
01:26:36,137 --> 01:26:37,930
Sergeant Major, 1st Platoon wins.
1035
01:26:40,016 --> 01:26:41,726
I don't see it that way, Major.
1036
01:26:41,851 --> 01:26:44,937
You're out of order, Gunney.
1st Platoon is king of the pit.
1037
01:26:45,063 --> 01:26:47,607
- How do you figure?
- Your man cheated.
1038
01:26:47,732 --> 01:26:48,983
I say, he improvised.
1039
01:26:49,150 --> 01:26:50,151
He cheated!
1040
01:26:50,401 --> 01:26:51,861
He adapted. He overcame.
1041
01:26:53,404 --> 01:26:55,281
There's only one way to settle this.
1042
01:26:55,865 --> 01:26:58,368
Platoon sergeants, front and center.
1043
01:27:00,411 --> 01:27:03,247
Remember, Sergeant,
I'm leading your platoon today.
1044
01:27:04,665 --> 01:27:07,668
Old man, it's time somebody
put you in your place.
1045
01:28:22,785 --> 01:28:26,039
It felt great beating
Major Powers' elite fighting unit!
1046
01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:30,418
I've been bitten by every bug
known to mankind.
1047
01:28:30,501 --> 01:28:33,171
With all these bumps,
you look like you got muscles.
1048
01:28:34,505 --> 01:28:36,049
I bet I have poison ivy.
1049
01:28:36,174 --> 01:28:39,427
You can get permanent light duty
for all of the crud on your body.
1050
01:28:40,094 --> 01:28:44,098
Your dream come true. You won't
have to do this bullshit any more.
1051
01:28:44,265 --> 01:28:46,392
Fuck you. I'm getting pretty good at this.
1052
01:28:48,561 --> 01:28:50,772
This man must be sick,
ladies and gentlemen.
1053
01:28:51,272 --> 01:28:52,732
I'll tell you who's sick...
1054
01:28:52,857 --> 01:28:57,570
...Gunney Highway is the sickest
individual I've ever come across.
1055
01:28:57,653 --> 01:29:01,157
That's right! Order today and get
this record set from Recon Records...
1056
01:29:01,282 --> 01:29:03,910
...with songs like,
Highway's a Sick Individual...
1057
01:29:04,619 --> 01:29:06,746
...Polish My Weapon and I'll Polish Yours.
1058
01:29:06,871 --> 01:29:08,664
That's my song! I like that one!
1059
01:29:08,956 --> 01:29:11,084
Bionic Marine.
1060
01:29:12,126 --> 01:29:14,587
- That's it! Bionic Marine.
- Yes, do that one!
1061
01:29:14,796 --> 01:29:19,008
"We kicked a lot of ass,
at a place called Heartbreak Ridge
1062
01:29:19,133 --> 01:29:23,262
"Don't fuck with Scarface Highway,
baddest jarhead there is
1063
01:29:24,055 --> 01:29:27,308
"He's a bad, psycho mother, bionic Marine
1064
01:29:27,767 --> 01:29:31,437
"A leatherneck lifer,
who likes the barracks clean
1065
01:29:31,979 --> 01:29:35,066
- "He kicked Powers in the ass
- "Whipped him upside the head
1066
01:29:35,191 --> 01:29:39,028
"If you fuck with this sick mother,
then you are going to end up dead
1067
01:29:39,695 --> 01:29:42,532
"He's a fire-pissing jarhead, bionic Marine
1068
01:29:42,949 --> 01:29:46,536
"Salty dog doesn't wear anything
but Marine Corps green
1069
01:29:46,619 --> 01:29:50,123
- "No time to shit or shower
- "No time to smoke a cig
1070
01:29:50,206 --> 01:29:55,545
"Don't fuck with Gunney Highway,
or you'll end up in the brig"
1071
01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:00,842
I'll tell you something else.
1072
01:30:00,925 --> 01:30:04,262
Highway won the Congressional
Medal of Honor at Heartbreak Ridge.
1073
01:30:04,387 --> 01:30:05,930
- Check that out.
- The CMH!
1074
01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:08,558
I knew he was bad, but not that bad.
1075
01:30:09,684 --> 01:30:12,520
Major Powers wants statements
from each and every of you.
1076
01:30:14,272 --> 01:30:16,065
What kind of statement?
1077
01:30:16,357 --> 01:30:19,026
Gunnery Sergeant Highway
used live ammunition...
1078
01:30:19,569 --> 01:30:22,739
...with unauthorized weapons
in the training exercise.
1079
01:30:24,532 --> 01:30:25,992
Says who?
1080
01:30:26,576 --> 01:30:28,703
I thought you guys didn't like Highway.
1081
01:30:29,954 --> 01:30:32,790
I heard that AK-47 fire
coming from your AO.
1082
01:30:34,751 --> 01:30:37,128
Don't you want to go back
to the way it was?
1083
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,048
Nobody fucking with you?
1084
01:30:42,550 --> 01:30:46,304
Seems to me that no one is going
to fuck with us the way things are now.
1085
01:30:47,055 --> 01:30:49,891
There's weekend liberty in it for all of you.
1086
01:30:50,391 --> 01:30:52,018
I'll start with you.
1087
01:30:53,311 --> 01:30:54,937
I got nothing to say.
1088
01:30:56,105 --> 01:30:58,232
- You?
- No hablo ingles.
1089
01:30:59,358 --> 01:31:03,196
This can go hard on you all
if you aren't going to cooperate.
1090
01:31:06,324 --> 01:31:08,618
We don't have anything
to say to you, Webster.
1091
01:31:10,453 --> 01:31:14,290
Why don't you take your ass back
to that 1st Platoon of yours...
1092
01:31:14,499 --> 01:31:17,919
...and don't go away mad. Just go away.
1093
01:31:18,836 --> 01:31:20,463
You've been told.
1094
01:31:35,937 --> 01:31:38,564
- I hate social functions.
- You're going to love it.
1095
01:31:39,148 --> 01:31:42,318
Your presence is requested
at the MAU Commander's open house.
1096
01:31:42,443 --> 01:31:44,570
- Full military dress.
- Piss on that.
1097
01:31:45,196 --> 01:31:47,657
You'll be there,
Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway.
1098
01:31:48,116 --> 01:31:50,785
Stand tall, look sharp,
and wear all your ribbons...
1099
01:31:50,868 --> 01:31:53,538
...so these people can see
a hero who isn't dead.
1100
01:31:53,996 --> 01:31:55,790
- Let's find the bar.
- Good idea.
1101
01:31:58,501 --> 01:32:00,795
How are you this evening? Thank you.
1102
01:32:02,672 --> 01:32:05,133
I'm privileged to greet
a Medal of Honor winner.
1103
01:32:05,633 --> 01:32:06,634
Thank you, sir.
1104
01:32:08,010 --> 01:32:10,388
Run into any cluster fucks lately?
1105
01:32:12,598 --> 01:32:14,392
No. Not lately, sir.
1106
01:32:14,559 --> 01:32:16,936
Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy the party.
1107
01:32:20,148 --> 01:32:24,610
I love to see the brass snap to attention
when they see that little ribbon.
1108
01:32:24,736 --> 01:32:27,989
What do you do at a party like this,
stick out your little pinkie?
1109
01:32:28,072 --> 01:32:30,908
Just don't unzip and stick Old Blue out.
1110
01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:34,454
Didn't J.J. Johnson do that at
a WAVE party in San Diego?
1111
01:32:34,579 --> 01:32:38,708
No! That was me. J.J. Mooned
the ARVN General at China Beach.
1112
01:32:40,668 --> 01:32:44,881
Let's drink a toast to J.J. And
all of the pieces of him we couldn't find.
1113
01:32:45,006 --> 01:32:46,466
Funniest guy I ever met.
1114
01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:51,471
One thing about a party like this,
the conversation is so adult.
1115
01:32:55,266 --> 01:32:58,519
Choozoo, I think I'm going to head
for the back door of this place.
1116
01:32:58,644 --> 01:33:00,104
And lose all this joy?
1117
01:33:01,439 --> 01:33:03,649
You won't be upset if I cut in, will you?
1118
01:33:03,775 --> 01:33:04,942
I'll get over it.
1119
01:33:05,526 --> 01:33:07,403
I'll go see what the chow's like.
1120
01:33:08,363 --> 01:33:10,073
Would you like to dance?
1121
01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:15,286
- What are you doing here?
- I'm still on the mailing list.
1122
01:33:16,704 --> 01:33:17,705
- Yes?
- Yes.
1123
01:33:42,063 --> 01:33:43,523
What's so funny?
1124
01:33:44,315 --> 01:33:47,819
I was just thinking,
this reminds me of the Senior Prom...
1125
01:33:47,902 --> 01:33:49,946
...and the chaperone with the ruler.
1126
01:33:50,071 --> 01:33:53,658
"Now, Agnes Ann, you remember,
you keep eight inches of daylight...
1127
01:33:53,783 --> 01:33:56,536
"...between you and that young man
you're dancing with."
1128
01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:58,746
Yes. I do remember that.
1129
01:33:59,330 --> 01:34:02,834
Wasn't that the first night we ever...
1130
01:34:03,376 --> 01:34:05,670
Yes. Yes, it was.
1131
01:34:06,212 --> 01:34:09,549
Agnes Ann,
you were a wild creature, I must say.
1132
01:34:12,093 --> 01:34:14,137
What do your magazines say about that?
1133
01:34:14,846 --> 01:34:17,306
I don't know.
I haven't gotten to that part yet.
1134
01:34:17,390 --> 01:34:18,850
Are you still reading them?
1135
01:34:19,058 --> 01:34:20,226
Affirmative.
1136
01:34:20,435 --> 01:34:22,395
What do they say about ex-wives?
1137
01:34:24,605 --> 01:34:28,109
Not too much.
Just that sex is great because...
1138
01:34:28,192 --> 01:34:32,030
...you don't have to establish
a relationship or be meaningful.
1139
01:34:35,033 --> 01:34:39,412
- You really are trying to understand us.
- The best I can, yes.
1140
01:34:39,954 --> 01:34:43,875
Is that because you can't be a Marine
anymore and you have no place to go?
1141
01:34:45,376 --> 01:34:47,420
I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.
1142
01:34:48,629 --> 01:34:49,839
That's all right.
1143
01:34:50,006 --> 01:34:52,300
We've known each other too long...
1144
01:34:52,383 --> 01:34:56,137
...to run away just over a little thing
like tearing each other's guts out.
1145
01:34:56,345 --> 01:34:58,890
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
1146
01:35:00,475 --> 01:35:02,769
It never seems to work out
between you and me.
1147
01:35:05,730 --> 01:35:07,523
- With her husband.
- I see.
1148
01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:11,319
- I'm having a great time.
- It's a whole family gathering.
1149
01:35:12,987 --> 01:35:17,450
I've been thinking about
that avocado ranch we talked about.
1150
01:35:17,575 --> 01:35:19,869
Tom, Roy has asked me to marry him.
1151
01:35:21,245 --> 01:35:22,622
What'd you say?
1152
01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:27,377
Attention, please!
1153
01:35:28,878 --> 01:35:32,548
The 22nd Marine Amphibious Unit's alert
status has been upgraded.
1154
01:35:33,216 --> 01:35:37,512
All officers and staff NCOs
will return immediately to their units.
1155
01:35:37,929 --> 01:35:38,930
Thank you.
1156
01:36:26,519 --> 01:36:28,646
This is another bullshit alert, right?
1157
01:36:29,147 --> 01:36:30,440
We're going to war, men.
1158
01:36:32,942 --> 01:36:37,739
We're going to assist with the rescue of
American citizens on the island of Grenada.
1159
01:36:38,573 --> 01:36:39,782
The island of what?
1160
01:36:39,907 --> 01:36:43,244
Grenada. It's a Caribbean island
also known as "the Isle of Spice."
1161
01:36:43,369 --> 01:36:45,872
It's 86 nautical miles from Venezuela.
1162
01:36:45,997 --> 01:36:49,333
Our mission is to helo-cast
into a small bay...
1163
01:36:49,417 --> 01:36:51,711
...and recon before
the Marine landing force.
1164
01:36:51,794 --> 01:36:54,630
No, I can't do that. I forgot my suntan oil.
1165
01:36:55,423 --> 01:36:57,550
It's time to earn your pay. Let's move.
1166
01:36:57,967 --> 01:36:59,302
Pick it up. Let's go.
1167
01:37:10,813 --> 01:37:15,443
Now hear this! Now hear this!
Flight deck, prepare to launch helo.
1168
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:11,100
Your glasses.
1169
01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:13,227
Get ready.
1170
01:39:47,011 --> 01:39:48,554
Choozoo, do you read me?
1171
01:39:50,556 --> 01:39:53,142
Choozoo, this is Highway.
Do you read me?
1172
01:39:53,309 --> 01:39:56,396
Battalion wants your platoon to recon
toward the university.
1173
01:39:56,562 --> 01:39:58,189
You stay low around Powers.
1174
01:40:02,110 --> 01:40:04,070
See you when it's over.
1175
01:40:30,054 --> 01:40:31,681
Spread out.
1176
01:40:35,852 --> 01:40:37,103
What was that?
1177
01:40:37,729 --> 01:40:42,442
An AK-47. It has a distinctive sound.
Proceed swiftly and with caution, brothers.
1178
01:40:42,608 --> 01:40:45,778
- Get that 60 going around the corner.
- All right.
1179
01:40:59,834 --> 01:41:01,294
Cover my ass.
1180
01:41:15,683 --> 01:41:16,934
Highway's crazy, man.
1181
01:41:41,542 --> 01:41:43,252
They've pulled out, Lieutenant.
1182
01:41:43,795 --> 01:41:45,171
All right, Aponte.
1183
01:41:46,005 --> 01:41:47,340
Slowly.
1184
01:42:25,253 --> 01:42:26,546
Cubans.
1185
01:42:27,797 --> 01:42:29,924
Three-man recon team.
1186
01:42:30,925 --> 01:42:34,095
We better spread out.
I'm sure they've got buddies around here.
1187
01:42:35,012 --> 01:42:36,305
Let's go.
1188
01:42:37,223 --> 01:42:39,517
Spread the fuck out. Let's go.
1189
01:43:10,381 --> 01:43:11,549
Go ahead.
1190
01:43:18,056 --> 01:43:19,223
Go ahead.
1191
01:43:29,525 --> 01:43:33,446
We forgot the beer and the hotdogs.
I'll go back to New York and get them.
1192
01:43:33,571 --> 01:43:38,284
- You run engines as good as your mouth?
- Jones is the name, hot wire is the game.
1193
01:43:38,368 --> 01:43:40,328
Fragetti, go with him.
1194
01:43:48,461 --> 01:43:50,254
- You set? Let's go.
- Let's do it.
1195
01:43:50,671 --> 01:43:52,715
Swede, get up there with that M-60.
1196
01:44:16,864 --> 01:44:17,865
Yes!
1197
01:44:32,046 --> 01:44:34,799
Here comes
the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a.
1198
01:44:39,470 --> 01:44:42,014
You stay right there, sucker.
1199
01:45:23,347 --> 01:45:24,724
Stay low.
1200
01:46:13,022 --> 01:46:14,482
Jesus.
1201
01:46:15,483 --> 01:46:16,943
Please forgive me.
1202
01:46:23,074 --> 01:46:24,534
Let's go.
1203
01:46:44,887 --> 01:46:48,057
Get in there. Tell them who you are,
so no friendlies get hurt.
1204
01:46:48,141 --> 01:46:51,394
Hello, happening hostages.
I'm Stitch Jones, Mr. Funkadelic.
1205
01:46:51,477 --> 01:46:53,104
Try "U.S. Marine," shithead.
1206
01:47:17,295 --> 01:47:18,504
All clear.
1207
01:47:34,645 --> 01:47:36,105
United States Marines!
1208
01:47:50,078 --> 01:47:51,454
You've improved.
1209
01:47:52,580 --> 01:47:54,123
Goddamn it. Gunney!
1210
01:48:09,847 --> 01:48:11,808
U.S. Marines, ma'am.
1211
01:48:19,232 --> 01:48:21,693
- U.S. Marines!
- Is everybody all right?
1212
01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:33,037
You know what they say about college,
a behind is a terrible thing to waste.
1213
01:48:33,121 --> 01:48:37,250
Delta Company said they will give us
surfboards and let us go to the beach.
1214
01:48:37,375 --> 01:48:40,712
One student kissed me four times.
I think I'm in love.
1215
01:48:40,878 --> 01:48:43,881
- Was he good-Iooking, Profile?
- It was a girl, Gunney.
1216
01:48:43,965 --> 01:48:46,092
Clean your weapons. Check your ammo.
1217
01:48:48,219 --> 01:48:51,222
All secured, sir.
No casualties, no sign of enemy.
1218
01:48:51,305 --> 01:48:54,726
Very good. I want to get some pictures
before we wrap this mission.
1219
01:48:55,017 --> 01:48:57,937
We've encountered some heavy resistance
along the way, sir.
1220
01:48:58,104 --> 01:49:00,398
- Probably local fanatics.
- Negative.
1221
01:49:00,481 --> 01:49:02,525
Cuban regulars with Russian rifles.
1222
01:49:02,775 --> 01:49:05,319
That data has already been factored in.
1223
01:49:05,445 --> 01:49:07,905
- Sergeant? It's Battalion.
- Go ahead.
1224
01:49:09,282 --> 01:49:13,286
Big Daddy says, "Get off your ass
and get back in the war." His words, sir.
1225
01:49:14,662 --> 01:49:16,539
He says he wants to recon that hill.
1226
01:49:16,831 --> 01:49:19,208
He says one of our fly-fly boys
saw some armor.
1227
01:49:19,292 --> 01:49:21,252
You're full of all kinds of good news.
1228
01:49:21,544 --> 01:49:23,254
You're too ugly to live forever.
1229
01:49:24,255 --> 01:49:25,715
Gunney, recon that hill.
1230
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:30,386
Wait for Foxtrot Company before
launching any assault. Stay in contact.
1231
01:49:30,970 --> 01:49:34,640
Shall I send back data, sir,
or is that already factored in?
1232
01:49:35,266 --> 01:49:36,726
Move out.
1233
01:49:38,227 --> 01:49:42,148
I think Powers is hot for you.
You better watch your back.
1234
01:49:42,231 --> 01:49:44,692
Let's move out, Recon. Form up.
1235
01:50:02,001 --> 01:50:03,169
Keep moving.
1236
01:50:18,226 --> 01:50:19,685
Get down.
1237
01:51:27,462 --> 01:51:29,672
Bad mistake, coming in here like this.
1238
01:51:29,797 --> 01:51:33,551
- It's my fault, Gunney. I led them up here.
- Apologize to their mothers.
1239
01:51:33,676 --> 01:51:34,927
Jesus, Gunney!
1240
01:51:36,512 --> 01:51:38,723
Lay some steel on those targets there.
1241
01:51:39,557 --> 01:51:40,558
Aponte!
1242
01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:44,354
Radio Battalion for air support.
1243
01:51:45,605 --> 01:51:47,482
Gunney, I think Profile is dead.
1244
01:52:01,996 --> 01:52:03,790
Don't let him die, Gunney.
1245
01:52:05,541 --> 01:52:07,168
That's not up to me.
1246
01:52:07,585 --> 01:52:10,338
Come on. Stay down, everyone. Let's go.
1247
01:52:16,344 --> 01:52:17,970
- How you doing?
- I'm okay.
1248
01:52:18,221 --> 01:52:20,181
Doing better than Profile.
1249
01:52:20,473 --> 01:52:22,100
I can still fight.
1250
01:52:22,725 --> 01:52:24,185
We'll make it out of here?
1251
01:52:24,268 --> 01:52:26,562
- You got a date, Collins?
- You never know.
1252
01:52:30,566 --> 01:52:32,193
Gunney, I got Profile killed.
1253
01:52:32,276 --> 01:52:35,947
It was his time.
And when it's your time, your time is up.
1254
01:52:36,072 --> 01:52:37,865
I could have gotten them all killed.
1255
01:52:37,990 --> 01:52:41,077
Yes, but you didn't.
Just don't make the same mistake twice.
1256
01:52:41,369 --> 01:52:42,370
Right.
1257
01:52:42,787 --> 01:52:45,456
I think I figured out a way to call
an air strike...
1258
01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:47,834
...if we can find out where this line is cut.
1259
01:52:47,959 --> 01:52:48,960
Jones!
1260
01:52:49,961 --> 01:52:52,880
- That's my name, loving's my game.
- Thanks for volunteering.
1261
01:52:53,589 --> 01:52:54,590
Say what?
1262
01:52:54,799 --> 01:52:57,635
Get on the roof.
Find out where this line is cut.
1263
01:52:58,052 --> 01:53:00,263
Come on, men. Don't stand there, damn it.
1264
01:53:13,818 --> 01:53:17,155
I wish I was back in New Jersey,
watching The Flintstones.
1265
01:53:17,405 --> 01:53:19,198
This is bullshit.
1266
01:53:23,536 --> 01:53:26,122
Don't you motherfuckers know
who you're shooting at?
1267
01:53:26,247 --> 01:53:28,541
I'm the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a.
1268
01:53:29,542 --> 01:53:34,005
Big banana-eating, bean-farting
motherfuckers don't speak English.
1269
01:53:34,714 --> 01:53:35,715
Hello?
1270
01:53:36,049 --> 01:53:37,050
Hello?
1271
01:53:38,426 --> 01:53:39,427
It works.
1272
01:53:39,844 --> 01:53:42,930
Damn right, it works.
I almost got my ass shot off for Ma Bell.
1273
01:53:43,890 --> 01:53:45,516
Hello? Operator?
1274
01:53:45,975 --> 01:53:49,812
Yes. I want to make an emergency,
long distance call...
1275
01:53:49,937 --> 01:53:53,608
...to Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.
Collect.
1276
01:53:55,151 --> 01:53:56,152
What?
1277
01:53:57,904 --> 01:54:00,823
Anybody have a credit card?
They won't make collect calls.
1278
01:54:04,952 --> 01:54:08,623
Have no fear. Stitch is here, and
I never go to combat without my plastic.
1279
01:54:12,794 --> 01:54:13,795
Yes.
1280
01:54:14,379 --> 01:54:16,089
6-6-0...
1281
01:54:16,339 --> 01:54:18,049
...5- 5-8...
1282
01:54:18,633 --> 01:54:20,510
...0- 7- 1-1...
1283
01:54:22,011 --> 01:54:23,638
Camp Lejeune?
1284
01:54:24,555 --> 01:54:26,182
Are you for real?
1285
01:54:27,558 --> 01:54:31,312
Grid 2-1-9...
1286
01:54:31,813 --> 01:54:36,526
...6- 3-2-1-8.
1287
01:54:38,861 --> 01:54:41,531
- Did they get it?
- I don't know. The phone went dead.
1288
01:54:43,282 --> 01:54:44,283
Give me that.
1289
01:54:47,161 --> 01:54:48,705
Gunney, where are you going?
1290
01:54:49,455 --> 01:54:52,125
If they don't see our marker,
we'll be in real trouble.
1291
01:54:52,250 --> 01:54:54,210
But you don't know if we got through.
1292
01:54:54,377 --> 01:54:56,003
We'll have to improvise, sir.
1293
01:55:14,939 --> 01:55:16,232
Highway's been hit!
1294
01:55:22,780 --> 01:55:24,574
What are we going to do, sir?
1295
01:55:29,746 --> 01:55:31,080
Let's go.
1296
01:56:04,238 --> 01:56:05,782
Don't die, man.
1297
01:56:08,826 --> 01:56:09,827
Gunney!
1298
01:56:12,413 --> 01:56:13,414
Jones.
1299
01:56:15,249 --> 01:56:18,836
Just because we are holding hands
doesn't mean we'll take warm showers...
1300
01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:21,672
...until the wee hours of the morning.
You hear me?
1301
01:56:22,590 --> 01:56:26,010
- I thought you were dead.
- Wishful thinking.
1302
01:56:31,099 --> 01:56:33,393
Lieutenant, what are we waiting for?
1303
01:56:34,602 --> 01:56:38,731
All right, you devil dogs,
let's take that fucking hill!
1304
01:58:58,121 --> 01:58:59,122
Go!
1305
01:59:10,133 --> 01:59:11,676
Get them out of there.
1306
01:59:13,219 --> 01:59:15,263
Move it! Get your hands up!
1307
01:59:36,868 --> 01:59:38,161
All secure, sir!
1308
01:59:38,995 --> 01:59:41,039
- Corporal Jones!
- Yes, sir!
1309
01:59:43,166 --> 01:59:44,417
Move them out.
1310
01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:46,294
You heard him, men! Move them out!
1311
02:00:27,794 --> 02:00:30,797
Just what the hell do you think
you were doing?
1312
02:00:35,051 --> 02:00:37,261
Just enjoying the view, sir.
1313
02:00:38,763 --> 02:00:40,390
You disobeyed a direct order.
1314
02:00:42,058 --> 02:00:45,728
I told you to stay in contact
and not take this hill without me.
1315
02:00:48,064 --> 02:00:50,024
Get on your feet, Highway!
1316
02:00:52,276 --> 02:00:56,489
With all due respect, sir,
you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
1317
02:01:33,276 --> 02:01:36,112
- Who's in charge here?
- I am, sir. Major Malcolm Powers.
1318
02:01:36,696 --> 02:01:38,239
Did you lead this assault?
1319
02:01:39,365 --> 02:01:43,036
Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant
Highway disobeyed a direct order, sir.
1320
02:01:43,953 --> 02:01:47,290
I told them to wait for support,
but they still charged this hill.
1321
02:01:47,540 --> 02:01:48,624
Why?
1322
02:01:48,833 --> 02:01:51,753
Because we're paid to improvise, sir.
To overcome, to adapt.
1323
02:01:51,836 --> 02:01:53,963
I gave the order to take this hill, sir.
1324
02:01:54,255 --> 02:01:56,549
Ring, this is going to ruin your career.
1325
02:01:58,509 --> 02:02:02,013
- Are you new to the infantry, Major?
- Yes, sir. I came over from Supply.
1326
02:02:02,138 --> 02:02:03,931
- Were you good at that?
- Yes, sir!
1327
02:02:04,390 --> 02:02:08,436
Then stick to it, because you're
a cluster fuck as an infantry officer.
1328
02:02:08,603 --> 02:02:10,730
This is a Marine Amphibious Unit, Major.
1329
02:02:10,855 --> 02:02:12,482
My men are hard chargers.
1330
02:02:12,565 --> 02:02:15,318
Ring and Highway
took a handful of young fire-pissers...
1331
02:02:15,443 --> 02:02:18,154
...exercised some personal initiative,
and kicked ass!
1332
02:02:20,490 --> 02:02:22,533
- Good work, Lieutenant.
- Thank you, sir!
1333
02:02:23,076 --> 02:02:26,579
Lieutenant, see that those students
are escorted back to Cherry Point.
1334
02:02:29,082 --> 02:02:30,541
You're dismissed!
1335
02:02:51,354 --> 02:02:54,524
What are you two sorry-assed individuals
looking at?
1336
02:02:54,649 --> 02:02:56,275
Get out of my LZ.
1337
02:02:57,860 --> 02:02:59,404
Semper Fi.
1338
02:03:04,283 --> 02:03:07,537
Chooz, I guess we're not 0-1-1 now.
1339
02:03:47,410 --> 02:03:49,287
- There's my family.
- All right.
1340
02:03:49,912 --> 02:03:51,706
- Got anybody here?
- No.
1341
02:03:51,789 --> 02:03:55,543
But it's a beautiful day
and I'm ready to play.
1342
02:03:55,668 --> 02:03:58,671
- Give them hell, man.
- Definitely.
1343
02:04:11,309 --> 02:04:15,772
Like I said, I'm ready to play.
You know what I mean?
1344
02:04:16,314 --> 02:04:18,274
Anytime, man.
1345
02:04:18,775 --> 02:04:20,318
You'll be a civilian soon.
1346
02:04:20,401 --> 02:04:24,781
Grow your hair long, sleep late,
become an asshole rock and roll star.
1347
02:04:25,615 --> 02:04:28,618
Sergeant Major Choozoo
gave me re-up papers.
1348
02:04:28,868 --> 02:04:30,328
And you signed them?
1349
02:04:30,453 --> 02:04:33,456
Yes, Gunney,
I'm a better Marine than I was a singer.
1350
02:04:33,873 --> 02:04:36,626
You're also a lot dumber
than I thought you were, too.
1351
02:04:36,709 --> 02:04:37,960
What about you?
1352
02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:43,049
No, I've had it.
No room in this man's Corps for me now.
1353
02:04:43,633 --> 02:04:45,593
Besides, they've got you.
1354
02:05:07,156 --> 02:05:11,160
I guess all of these marching bands
and parades are old stuff to you.
1355
02:05:12,286 --> 02:05:14,664
To tell you the truth, this is the first time.
1356
02:05:15,498 --> 02:05:18,000
There are my ladies.
1357
02:05:18,126 --> 02:05:20,253
Gunney, duty calls.