1 00:03:52,924 --> 00:03:55,259 - Here's that four-ten. - Right. 2 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:07,438 I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. 3 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:12,235 I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. 4 00:04:13,611 --> 00:04:15,446 The girls were checked out daily. 5 00:04:15,571 --> 00:04:19,575 And we got ourselves laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. 6 00:04:20,576 --> 00:04:23,579 That is until some suckhead writes home to mama... 7 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:27,041 ...and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. 8 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:30,586 Then the shit hits the fan. 9 00:04:31,129 --> 00:04:34,382 A committee of congressmen who, asshole-to-asshole... 10 00:04:34,465 --> 00:04:36,884 ...couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind... 11 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:41,139 ...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass Marine, "No more shore time." 12 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:44,934 We respond in true Marine Corps fashion. 13 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:49,397 We salute, do an about face, double-time back to the boom-boom garbage dump... 14 00:04:50,273 --> 00:04:53,735 ...where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs... 15 00:04:54,318 --> 00:04:58,489 ...and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. 16 00:04:59,824 --> 00:05:01,826 War is hell, boy. That's a fact. 17 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:05,121 I don't like soldier boys. 18 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:09,250 Say what? 19 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:14,172 You want to pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead. 20 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,969 Sounds like you're a man of experience. 21 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:22,597 What the fuck's that mean, grunt-shit? 22 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:27,018 It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty and tired. 23 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,479 I eat concertina wire and piss napalm... 24 00:05:29,604 --> 00:05:33,107 ...and I can put a round through a flea's ass at two hundred meters. 25 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:37,278 So go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 26 00:05:37,612 --> 00:05:41,783 You aren't going to be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead. 27 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:46,704 Hang onto this, boy. 28 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:49,499 I think war's just been declared. 29 00:05:57,048 --> 00:06:00,510 Just sit there and bleed for a while before you taste some real pain. 30 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,518 Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings. 31 00:06:10,394 --> 00:06:11,646 Kill him. 32 00:06:31,582 --> 00:06:35,586 Then again, there was this dusky gal in Bangkok... 33 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,214 ...a real crossway breezer, I swear. 34 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:42,969 Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. 35 00:06:48,683 --> 00:06:50,184 Sergeant Highway. 36 00:06:50,601 --> 00:06:52,937 Drunk and disorderly... 37 00:06:53,354 --> 00:06:55,690 ...fighting in a public establishment... 38 00:06:56,399 --> 00:06:59,402 ...urinating on a police vehicle. 39 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:08,161 It seemed like the thing to do, sir. 40 00:07:12,373 --> 00:07:14,375 Just because there's no war going on... 41 00:07:14,459 --> 00:07:18,004 ...it doesn't give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. 42 00:07:19,297 --> 00:07:23,426 I'm taking into account your excellent military record... 43 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,637 ...and your commitment to the security of this great nation... 44 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,934 ...but this is your last chance. 45 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:37,023 $100 fine. Next. 46 00:07:46,574 --> 00:07:48,910 Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese? 47 00:07:51,829 --> 00:07:54,832 Who do you think you are, pissing on my squad car? 48 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:57,794 You think you can break our rules and just walk away? 49 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:01,964 We're supposed to wet our pants over your goddamned colored ribbons? 50 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,300 Read that file of yours sometime, hero. 51 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:07,053 Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. 52 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:10,223 One night you're going to be puking blood in some alley... 53 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:13,017 ...and you'll see me standing there. Then we'll see. 54 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,435 Keep dreaming, shitball. 55 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:17,605 You'll pay full price. I don't give any serviceman's discount. 56 00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:19,690 Too bad. Your old lady does. 57 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,413 Just about cleaned you out. 58 00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:39,043 Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers? 59 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:44,048 Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake? Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly? 60 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,592 Looks like you need a lift, Highway. 61 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:51,806 Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom queen's thighs only not quite so risky. 62 00:08:52,473 --> 00:08:55,476 Havana cured. Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply. 63 00:08:55,726 --> 00:08:57,311 We do each other favors. 64 00:08:57,562 --> 00:09:01,149 I've got lots of friends. Of course, I could always use another friend. 65 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:04,318 - So we can do each other favors? - Yes, sure. 66 00:09:04,986 --> 00:09:09,991 If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and your eyesight not so clear around here... 67 00:09:10,074 --> 00:09:15,288 ...I could make your military life a lot comfier and more rewarding. 68 00:09:16,664 --> 00:09:19,834 Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face... 69 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:24,464 ...before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. 70 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:27,175 Gunney Highway, Major Devin wants to see you, ASAP. 71 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:36,559 - At ease. That'll be all, Sergeant Major. - Aye, aye, sir. 72 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,104 Highway, relax. 73 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,356 Stop being so gung-ho. 74 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,358 That's what I am, sir. 75 00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:49,197 What do you got now, about 24? 76 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:51,115 And then some, sir. 77 00:09:51,866 --> 00:09:55,536 Some men in your position would look forward to retirement. 78 00:09:56,037 --> 00:09:59,373 Take their wives on an around-the-world cruise. 79 00:09:59,624 --> 00:10:01,542 But that's not your way. Is it? 80 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:06,714 You choose to harangue my staff with a request for transfer to... 81 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:09,258 ...a Fleet Marine Force Unit. 82 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:15,765 The very unit you got busted out of for insubordination, conduct unbecoming. 83 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:20,645 That's true, Major. I have had my differences with some limp dicks... 84 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,105 Highway! 85 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:26,234 I don't know whether to admire you... 86 00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:28,861 ...or resent the living hell out of you. 87 00:10:28,986 --> 00:10:33,241 Either way, I guess it doesn't matter. You're out of here, effective immediately. 88 00:10:34,659 --> 00:10:36,202 Where to, sir? 89 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:41,999 2nd Recon Battalion, 2nd Marine Division. You're going home. 90 00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:45,753 Aye, aye, sir. 91 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,467 Gunney Highway? 92 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:53,886 Sir? 93 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,348 Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it. 94 00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:03,479 Halt! 95 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,524 About face! 96 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,044 We're going to bring up tonight's last victim. 97 00:11:27,128 --> 00:11:29,088 He's a true blood, born in New Jersey. 98 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,132 He's the President of Punk. 99 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,009 The Earl of Funk. 100 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:37,430 The next king of rock and roll himself. Ladies and gentlemen, Stitch Jones. 101 00:11:53,404 --> 00:11:56,157 Do I bother you while you're playing romance the sheep? 102 00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:59,952 Why not bag the geeks and keep America beautiful? 103 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:02,747 Put a 10-gallon bag over their 10-gallon heads. 104 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,332 Shall we take care of this? 105 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,002 You look like the Twin Towers turned to cellulite. 106 00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:12,340 I can play country-western. Give me another chance. 107 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,466 Oh yeah? 108 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:17,053 I know Merle Haggard, Hoss Cartwright, The Beverly Hillbillies. 109 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:19,514 Give me another chance. I need the money! 110 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,019 - How far? - About two stops. 111 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,893 - Are you the maid? - No. 112 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:49,562 I want the seat, but it's not worth dying over. 113 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:56,069 Liz and Dick, Lennon and McCartney, even Ali and Frazier... 114 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,613 ...they worked it out. So can we, right? 115 00:13:58,696 --> 00:14:01,657 Stitch Jones is the name. Rocking and rapping is the game. 116 00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,701 Pleased to meet you, too. 117 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,871 I banged up my Corvette, but I figure, what the hell... 118 00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:09,999 ...gives me a chance to get out and meet the regular people. 119 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,919 People like yourself. People like my fans. 120 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,129 I'm a singer. You heard of me. 121 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:19,133 Stitch Jones: Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool, Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 122 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,885 Shut your face, hippie. 123 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,471 Did you say "hippie"? 124 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,016 Haven't been hippies around here for centuries. 125 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,352 You been freeze-dried or doing hard time? 126 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,400 One of those would sure go down nice. 127 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,569 I'd buy one from you, but I don't have my plastic. 128 00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:41,155 Usually I get one of my lackeys to do my business. 129 00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:44,575 You can have one for free if it will shut that hole under your nose. 130 00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:45,952 Thank you, my man. 131 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,123 Jones. 132 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:54,961 This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear. Tom Highway. 133 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,755 These aren't your magazines. 134 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,509 No. Somebody must've left them there. 135 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,680 The Sexual Politics of Living Alone. 136 00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:10,017 The Big Commitment and You. 137 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,062 Island Erotics: 138 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,692 How To Stay Tan, Tickly and Tantalized in the Cool Waters of Jamaica. 139 00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,193 Not bad, man. 140 00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:27,869 Sunday Sex With a Wednesday Lover. 141 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:30,121 That sounds like a song. 142 00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,708 "I met her on a Wednesday She was the best 143 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:36,377 "Come Sunday morning, I needed rest 144 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,589 "Because she didn't shave, She didn't use Neet 145 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,966 "She tried to use my face as a bicycle seat" 146 00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,261 Word, am I fresh? 147 00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:52,226 She's got some angry titties. Hostile projectiles. 148 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,479 Put your shit in there, get frostbite. 149 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,897 She isn't so bad. 150 00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,983 You want to talk tonight, I'll listen. 151 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:03,821 Don't try to sell me on making love or making music because I'm an authority. 152 00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:07,408 Born to screw and bred to sing. That's me. 153 00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:09,577 I must cut a few Z's myself. 154 00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:13,081 So keep down the chatter while I get my beauty sleep. 155 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,221 Yes. Groupies are fun but you need your vitamins... 156 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,264 ...because those babes'll wear you out. 157 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,725 - Anything else, General? - No. That's fine. 158 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,437 What are all those medals? 159 00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:40,274 I'll never tell. At least, not while the sun is shining. 160 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,656 This babe is whacked. 161 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,951 She doesn't know what's twelve inches long and white. 162 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:51,285 Nothing. 163 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,082 No offense. Just working on my routine. 164 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,419 I'll tell you what's black and bleeding, if it don't shut up. 165 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:02,505 Mellow, man. It's gonna be a nice day. 166 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,136 Tell the driver, I'll be right out. 167 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:11,681 Don't worry. I'll use my plastic. It's my treat for your hospitality. 168 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,975 Thanks, I'll get the tip. 169 00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,653 My buddy will take care of that. 170 00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:29,490 He asked me to tell you that there's no sunshine in the men's john. 171 00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:44,922 I'm here, baby. Let's do some distance. 172 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,352 Son of a bitch. 173 00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:43,981 You're going to slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 174 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,653 Yes. I guess I should have gotten shots beforehand. 175 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:53,658 If your brain was as quick as your mouth, you'd be a twenty-star general by now. 176 00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:57,286 If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major... 177 00:18:57,578 --> 00:18:59,747 ...I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic. 178 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,500 Still a mean and nasty bastard. 179 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,797 Goddamn! It's sure good to see you, Tom, back where you belong. 180 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,425 Take it easy. Everybody will think I'm spoken for. 181 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,595 'Morning, sir. 182 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,556 Sergeant Major? 183 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:18,433 Coffee, sir? 184 00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,144 Negative. 185 00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:24,439 Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, reporting for duty, sir. 186 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:32,905 That Operation Officer's farthole is sewed so tight, he shits out of his mouth. 187 00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:34,157 Academy? 188 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,492 Big-time football hero. 189 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,287 When am I ever going to get a break? 190 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,663 Never. 191 00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:43,040 - Sergeant Major? - Sir! 192 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,042 Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 193 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,724 Been in a long time. 194 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,560 I've felt a little heat, sir. 195 00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:06,814 Korea. Dominican in 1965. Three tours of duty in Vietnam. 196 00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:10,109 This old bulldog is carrying so much shrapnel... 197 00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:12,779 ...he can't pass through an airport metal detector. 198 00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,491 I haven't yet had the privilege of combat. 199 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,497 I recently came over from Supply and Logistics. 200 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,500 An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir. 201 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,127 Quite. 202 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,923 My record of achievement thus far has been exemplary... 203 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,051 ...and I fully intend for that to continue. 204 00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,427 Sir. 205 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:40,515 I want this battalion to be the class of the division. 206 00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,143 I expect my noncommissioned officers to lead by example. 207 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,855 Public fighting and insubordination to civilian authority... 208 00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:50,108 ...are not what I call "good standards." 209 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,693 It was a minor altercation, sir. 210 00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,654 You make a habit of that, Gunney. 211 00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,490 A year ago you hit an officer. 212 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,826 I went to Annapolis with that man. 213 00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:02,078 You try that with me, Sergeant Highway... 214 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,998 ...and you'll drag your butt in a sling for a month, understand? 215 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,126 Yes, sir. 216 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:14,173 I don't know what strings you pulled to get here, but I assure you, I don't like it. 217 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,342 This is the new Marine Corps. 218 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,512 The new breed. 219 00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:22,557 Characters like you are an anachronism. 220 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:28,354 You should be sealed in a case that reads, "Break Glass Only in the Event of War." 221 00:21:30,982 --> 00:21:35,987 I have no tolerance for you old-timers who think you know better. Understand? 222 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:42,076 I understand a lot of body bags get filled if I don't do my job, sir. 223 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,162 Major! 224 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:48,958 Division has assigned Gunney Highway to our Reconnaissance Platoon. 225 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:55,923 Yes, Recon. 226 00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,678 Their last sergeant was an old-time combat vet, too. 227 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,556 But he went ROAD on me... 228 00:22:04,474 --> 00:22:06,267 ..."Retired On Active Duty." 229 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:09,145 Had a few months to retirement, figured he'd coast. 230 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,065 Allowed the men to lapse into mediocrity. 231 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:18,071 You're close to mandatory retirement yourself. Aren't you, Highway? 232 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,907 That's right, Major. 233 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:27,622 I ask for Marines, the division sends me relics. 234 00:22:34,212 --> 00:22:37,882 The men in Recon Platoon are less than highly motivated, to say the least. 235 00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:40,259 I want those men in shape. 236 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,764 I'll make life-takers and heartbreakers out of them, sir. 237 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,102 Dismissed. 238 00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:57,568 Is he always like that, or is he trying to make a good impression? 239 00:22:57,652 --> 00:23:01,197 He even consults the Marine Corps manual before he mounts his old lady... 240 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,826 ...just to insure he performs in an orderly, proficient, military manner. 241 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,829 Chow with Helen and me tonight. She can't wait to see you. 242 00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:10,957 Later, we can stomp some brain cells and tell some stories. 243 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,961 - I'd like to, but I'd better get organized. - Sure. I understand. 244 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,631 Excuse me, sir. 245 00:23:19,173 --> 00:23:22,176 I mean, Gunney. Sergeant Major. 246 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:26,264 Sir, this is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. He's been assigned to Recon Platoon. 247 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:28,015 Outstanding! Welcome aboard. 248 00:23:28,891 --> 00:23:32,729 I have to hightail it. I'm late for pre-scuba school. 249 00:23:35,356 --> 00:23:37,150 His mama know he's playing Marine? 250 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,737 By the way, he's Lieutenant Ring. Your platoon leader. 251 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,822 Thanks a lot. 252 00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:46,909 You think you were just going to tilt nipple to a bunch of no-rank fuzzbutts? 253 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,995 Want me to intro you to your troops? 254 00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,581 - No. I'll take care of it. - Take my pickup. 255 00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:53,374 Thanks. Where is it? 256 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:56,878 You just tell by the sign. It says, "Sergeant Major." 257 00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:14,729 - Is this Recon Platoon? - No speak English. 258 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,565 - You? - No habla. 259 00:24:47,136 --> 00:24:49,263 My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 260 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:54,560 I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, busted more balls... 261 00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:58,648 ...than all you numbnuts put together. 262 00:24:58,815 --> 00:25:01,859 Major Powers has put me in charge of this Recon Platoon. 263 00:25:01,943 --> 00:25:03,444 We take care of ourselves! 264 00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:06,114 You couldn't take care of a wet dream. 265 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,658 - God loves you. - I know that. 266 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,368 You men do not impress me! 267 00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:13,788 Recon Platoon kicks butt! 268 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:21,129 You think you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy... 269 00:25:21,212 --> 00:25:23,631 ...a short-timer just marking the days. 270 00:25:24,507 --> 00:25:27,218 You're going to start acting like Marines, right now. 271 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:28,886 Who invited you? 272 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:32,890 I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes. 273 00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:36,894 And I don't want to get my head shot off in some faraway land... 274 00:25:36,978 --> 00:25:40,064 ...because you don't habla. Comprende? - Right! 275 00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:42,024 - You? - Yes, Gunney! 276 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,111 "Girl, you know I think you're fine 277 00:25:45,194 --> 00:25:48,531 "and you've got that big behind" 278 00:25:57,582 --> 00:25:59,667 Well, well, well. 279 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:07,341 I'm here to tell you all that life as you know it has ended. 280 00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:11,137 You should all go to town tonight. 281 00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:13,556 Laugh and make fools of yourselves. 282 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:18,186 Rub your little peckers against your honey, or stick it in a knothole in a fence... 283 00:26:18,269 --> 00:26:21,856 ...but whatever it is, just get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow... 284 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,151 ...your ass is mine. 285 00:26:25,234 --> 00:26:26,402 Where's your bunk? 286 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,658 What's going on? 287 00:26:44,587 --> 00:26:46,923 - Let's have it. - What are you talking about? 288 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,675 - The money from my ticket. - No need to use violence. 289 00:26:49,926 --> 00:26:51,928 I'm a Capricorn, a peace lover. 290 00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:54,764 I was just a little down on my luck. 291 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:58,684 I got some money right here. It's all I got. 292 00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:00,228 And the meal. 293 00:27:00,311 --> 00:27:01,646 - Meal? - Yes. The meal. 294 00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:06,275 - That's really all I've got. Right there. - And the tip. 295 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,694 - No. That's really it! - You owe me. 296 00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:15,284 It's my will against yours, and you will lose. 297 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,286 So 0600 tomorrow. 298 00:27:17,954 --> 00:27:22,125 That's 6:00 in the morning for all you people who don't habla. 299 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:26,170 Damn! He just tore off my ear! 300 00:27:26,254 --> 00:27:29,382 He's lucky he had a chance to escape before I kicked his ass... 301 00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:32,135 ...big leatherneck, jarhead motherfucker! 302 00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:35,012 Something must be done about this Gunney Highway. 303 00:27:35,096 --> 00:27:36,848 Yes! But what are we going to do? 304 00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:41,227 - Wait till the Swede gets out of the brig! - That's it! The Swede! 305 00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:44,772 - Yes! He'll rip his head off and dump in it! - Then he'll eat it! 306 00:27:44,856 --> 00:27:47,525 - Yes! - The Swede! Goodbye, Highway! 307 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,237 Swede! Swede! Swede! 308 00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:05,793 Hey, baby. 309 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,211 I called his wife... 310 00:28:07,462 --> 00:28:09,714 Do you fool around on the first date? 311 00:28:19,474 --> 00:28:21,809 Damn you. Don't you know how to write or call? 312 00:28:21,893 --> 00:28:25,229 I didn't want to cause you any sleepless nights thinking about me. 313 00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:28,524 - I'll get you a beer. - Great. I could use one. 314 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:35,323 You look great. They don't make them like you anymore, sweetheart. 315 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,493 Hell, sure they do. 316 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:43,081 But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot. 317 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:45,291 No, not this kid. 318 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,836 It seems marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible. 319 00:28:49,045 --> 00:28:53,049 Panther piss. The best years of my life were with a Marine. 320 00:28:53,382 --> 00:28:57,470 If I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words, and curl your toes. 321 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,347 I'll bet you could. 322 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,642 Aggie always kept a smile on your face. 323 00:29:03,226 --> 00:29:04,727 That was pain. 324 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:06,979 Tom, she's in town. 325 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,777 I figured as much. 326 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:16,239 If she wants more alimony, she's in trouble. 327 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:21,327 I'm so broke, I couldn't leave if it took a quarter to go around the world. 328 00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:24,080 She's cocktailing over at the Palace. 329 00:29:25,456 --> 00:29:28,626 I figured she'd be married to a general by now. 330 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,172 Can I get my old room back? 331 00:29:33,548 --> 00:29:35,550 Hell, yes. You going to see her? 332 00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:37,718 Hell, no. Can I run a tab on this? 333 00:29:37,885 --> 00:29:39,011 Hell, no. 334 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,003 And now, back from an awesomely successful tour... 335 00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:15,465 ... the Earl of Funk, the Duke of Cool... 336 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:20,636 ... the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a, Stitch Jones! 337 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,617 Okay, what will it... 338 00:31:26,869 --> 00:31:28,121 Aggie. 339 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,583 - What do you want? - A beer. 340 00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:36,421 - What are you doing here? - Ordering. 341 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,194 You even remembered the brand. 342 00:32:00,903 --> 00:32:03,990 Bad whiskey, bad sex and bad men, I never forget. 343 00:32:05,116 --> 00:32:07,368 You didn't talk dirty when we were married. 344 00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,872 Always. Only you were never there to hear it. 345 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,251 Look, Tom, I'm working. 346 00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:18,588 - You look great. - The lights are low. 347 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,258 I mean it. I'd recognize you coming and going. 348 00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,552 Please, save the banter for your bimbos. 349 00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:28,181 It's late. I'm tired. My feet hurt. What are you doing here? 350 00:32:28,931 --> 00:32:30,641 I'm back with Recon. 351 00:32:30,933 --> 00:32:34,353 And you just happened to wander in here? Ain't life grand? 352 00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:38,399 - I didn't come here to fight with you. - You mean old dogs do learn new tricks? 353 00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:42,278 I just came for a beer and you're ragging my ass already. 354 00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:45,156 Aggie, is there a problem here? 355 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,283 No. 356 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:52,330 I'd like you to meet one of my favorite exes. This is Thomas Highway. 357 00:32:52,413 --> 00:32:54,582 This is Roy Jennings. He owns the Palace. 358 00:32:58,127 --> 00:33:01,005 I've heard about you and your bullshit heroics. 359 00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:04,634 Now, Roy, Tom is just going to leave. 360 00:33:09,138 --> 00:33:11,474 Aggie, I'll take you home after we close... 361 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,395 ...as usual. 362 00:33:23,945 --> 00:33:26,030 You sure can pick them. 363 00:33:27,156 --> 00:33:28,825 Look who's talking. 364 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:52,724 I'm going to play something from NYC. I want all of you to rock the house. 365 00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:55,143 Fuck rock! Get your hair cut! 366 00:33:58,354 --> 00:34:01,941 You're so ugly, you should be at the airport, sniffing luggage! 367 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,569 I guess you think you're funny? 368 00:34:05,737 --> 00:34:08,531 All of you, cross your legs, hold your noses, and fart. 369 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,159 - I bet you could clear out your minds! - Say what? 370 00:34:13,411 --> 00:34:15,872 Don't start no S-H. There won't be no l-T. 371 00:34:15,955 --> 00:34:17,623 We have some pretty ladies here. 372 00:34:17,874 --> 00:34:20,710 Come have a drink with the nation's finest. 373 00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:22,879 Chill out. 374 00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:27,759 Knock it off! Knock it off, goddamn it! 375 00:34:28,176 --> 00:34:29,385 Sit down! 376 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,763 Lay off them, they're not hurting anyone. 377 00:34:31,846 --> 00:34:34,974 - Why don't you stay out of this? - This is none of your business. 378 00:34:35,058 --> 00:34:36,893 Are you some kind of smart mouth? 379 00:34:37,602 --> 00:34:39,437 I'm just trying to sing a song here. 380 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,230 You get off on rousting Marines? 381 00:34:41,564 --> 00:34:43,733 Leave it alone. It doesn't concern you. 382 00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:45,818 I chew on jarheads and spit them out. 383 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:50,656 You do? Why don't I just bend you over that table and nail you in the keister? 384 00:34:50,865 --> 00:34:52,366 What are you talking about? 385 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:55,078 That's what your persuasion is. You just said so. 386 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:58,456 I'll send you home with an "l-just-pumped-the-neighbor's-cat"... 387 00:34:58,539 --> 00:34:59,582 ...Iook on your face. 388 00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:03,044 What kind of fag talk is that? 389 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:05,171 You have no right to do this! 390 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,632 He's just fucking with you. 391 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:09,509 These guys don't mean nothing. 392 00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:13,096 Who'd have the bad sense to fuck with you in your own place? 393 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,181 Welcome to Fantasy Disco. 394 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,850 To hell with both of you. 395 00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:22,438 You're out, Jones. Hit the road. 396 00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:25,024 And you watch it, funny man. 397 00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:29,028 Get your tight little butt out of here. 398 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,995 I never want to see you here again. 399 00:35:39,038 --> 00:35:41,374 I have got a future here, damn it! 400 00:35:41,457 --> 00:35:44,085 - Cocktailing? - No! With Roy! 401 00:35:44,836 --> 00:35:48,131 I expect a hell of a lot better out of an ex-wife of mine. 402 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:50,174 He's an improvement over you! 403 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,475 I don't believe this shit! 404 00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:02,854 I'd have kicked Jennings' ass, if I wasn't trying to protect you. 405 00:36:04,188 --> 00:36:06,858 So you owe me one. I saved your life. 406 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,737 This doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower. 407 00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:15,074 Fucking big jarhead sucker. 408 00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,162 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 409 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,914 Off your ass and on your feet. Get up! 410 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:24,417 Knees in the breeze in five minutes. 411 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,003 It's 5:00 a.m.! You said, 6:00 a.m. 412 00:36:27,086 --> 00:36:28,921 So I can't tell time. 413 00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:33,885 Maybe some commie bastard's coming to pop you a new asshole in the forehead. 414 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:38,598 Move out! You're Marines now. You improvise. You adapt. You overcome. 415 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,516 Four minutes. Fall out. 416 00:36:44,187 --> 00:36:47,273 We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. 417 00:36:47,356 --> 00:36:48,941 Only one shake of the whangs. 418 00:36:49,025 --> 00:36:52,570 Any more than that constitutes pleasure, and we're not in that business. 419 00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,113 Sleep well, Mr. Jones? 420 00:36:54,197 --> 00:36:57,366 It's a nightmare. Wake me up, Mama, please! 421 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,623 - Gunney, platoon's formed for PT. - Take your post. 422 00:37:07,043 --> 00:37:10,213 The Marines are looking for a few good men. 423 00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:12,924 Unfortunately, you aren't it. 424 00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:18,638 We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. 425 00:37:19,055 --> 00:37:21,307 Surrender is not in our creed. 426 00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:22,767 Let's hear you say that. 427 00:37:23,142 --> 00:37:24,894 Surrender is not in our creed. 428 00:37:26,729 --> 00:37:30,483 Louder, or next time you leave this base, you'll be collecting pensions. 429 00:37:31,401 --> 00:37:33,486 - Surrender is not in our creed! - Louder! 430 00:37:33,569 --> 00:37:35,446 Surrender is not in our creed! 431 00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:40,827 Strip off those t-shirts. 432 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,787 - What? - What is he talking about? 433 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,832 You'll all wear the same t-shirts, or none at all. 434 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,015 What's your name, Marine? 435 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,518 Lance Corporal Fragetti, Gunney. 436 00:38:14,777 --> 00:38:19,115 You shouldn't litter, Fag-eddy. It's ecologically unsound. 437 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,912 - What's your name? - Aponte. 438 00:38:25,163 --> 00:38:26,497 - Yours? - Profile. 439 00:38:26,581 --> 00:38:27,749 - Yours? - Quinones. 440 00:38:27,832 --> 00:38:29,167 - Yours? - Collins! 441 00:38:31,419 --> 00:38:33,004 All right, Colitis. 442 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:34,881 Cajones. 443 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:37,383 Prophylactics. Ajax. 444 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,552 You boys are handsome. 445 00:38:40,595 --> 00:38:42,013 You look like models. 446 00:38:42,096 --> 00:38:45,099 In fact, I want your hair high and tight tomorrow morning. 447 00:38:45,183 --> 00:38:46,893 That's everybody. 448 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,646 When you start looking like Marines, you'll start feeling like Marines. 449 00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:53,691 Then, goddamn it, you'll start acting like Marines. 450 00:38:53,775 --> 00:38:55,777 Right face! Forward march! 451 00:39:17,673 --> 00:39:21,344 When the Swede gets out of the brig, this sucker is dead meat! 452 00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:23,596 - You got that right. - Right. 453 00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:34,649 "Mama, Mama, can't you see? 454 00:39:34,732 --> 00:39:36,943 "What the Marine Corps has done to me? 455 00:39:37,068 --> 00:39:39,028 "What the Marine Corps has done to me? 456 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,947 "I used to drive a Chevrolet 457 00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:42,824 "I used to drive a Chevrolet 458 00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:45,201 "Now I'm marching everyday 459 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,120 "Now I'm marching everyday" 460 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:49,455 Cajones, give us a cadence. 461 00:39:50,998 --> 00:39:54,127 Your girlfriend is going to weep when I bite that finger off. 462 00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:55,878 Give me that cadence, now! 463 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,547 I don't remember any. 464 00:39:57,964 --> 00:40:00,800 Think fast, gopher-balls, or you'll run until midnight. 465 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,971 Do it, man! This dude is certifiable. 466 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,225 Do lip, Cajones. 467 00:40:10,309 --> 00:40:11,477 Do lip. 468 00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:14,647 "Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 469 00:40:14,731 --> 00:40:17,900 "Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 470 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:22,447 "Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass 471 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:26,117 "Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass" 472 00:40:51,768 --> 00:40:53,811 Is this sucker lost? 473 00:40:57,356 --> 00:41:00,026 Is he going to invade South Carolina? 474 00:41:01,736 --> 00:41:04,572 All right, let's smoke this sucker's ass. 475 00:41:43,694 --> 00:41:46,656 'Morning. Missed you and Recon Platoon at PT. 476 00:41:47,115 --> 00:41:49,117 The men and I were getting acquainted. 477 00:41:49,367 --> 00:41:50,535 Excellent. 478 00:41:50,701 --> 00:41:53,621 I want to freelance them for awhile to evaluate them. 479 00:41:54,288 --> 00:41:58,292 There are no special duties in the training schedule. Shall I join you? 480 00:41:58,376 --> 00:42:00,878 You must have important work here. 481 00:42:01,129 --> 00:42:05,967 Actually, I am preparing a paper on tactics and strategy for the War Club Seminar. 482 00:42:06,718 --> 00:42:09,053 It's fascinating stuff. 483 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:11,264 I don't know if the Major told you... 484 00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:14,976 ...I was Commanding Officer of my ROTC detachment in college. 485 00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:19,564 I'll sleep better at night knowing that, sir. 486 00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:21,899 Thank you. What college did you go to? 487 00:42:23,526 --> 00:42:25,194 Heartbreak Ridge. 488 00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:31,200 Heartbreak Ridge? I've never heard of that school. 489 00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:05,109 That looks nice. Real nice. 490 00:43:08,529 --> 00:43:09,864 Slick. 491 00:43:11,532 --> 00:43:13,701 Smells like a Ben Gay factory. 492 00:43:14,952 --> 00:43:16,621 Strip off those t-shirts. 493 00:43:16,829 --> 00:43:18,164 We're all the same! 494 00:43:18,456 --> 00:43:19,540 The same as me? 495 00:43:19,874 --> 00:43:21,626 How can we know that? 496 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:25,963 Improvise. Overcome. Adapt. Get off those goddamned t-shirts now! 497 00:43:31,636 --> 00:43:33,137 Platoon, right face! 498 00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:35,515 Forward march! 499 00:43:47,151 --> 00:43:49,862 Rethink. You might get away with that with Tyler... 500 00:43:49,946 --> 00:43:52,323 ...but this cat? He's nuts. He'll catch you. 501 00:43:54,367 --> 00:43:56,035 Don't worry yourself. 502 00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,871 The Few, the Proud, the Chumps. 503 00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:15,471 Big light-bulb head must have a key to the PX. Any better ideas? 504 00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:24,147 Where's Aponte? 505 00:44:24,689 --> 00:44:26,357 Gunney, he's sick. 506 00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:30,236 He looked like proof of life after death. He's getting checked out. 507 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:32,363 - That right? - Yes, that's right, Gunney. 508 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:37,994 I want the barracks field dayed and squared away ASAP today. 509 00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:40,747 Gunney, we cleaned them just a little while ago. 510 00:44:40,913 --> 00:44:42,915 Yes, Gunney, it's Saturday. 511 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:49,464 Let's have a show of hands, how many think the squad bay is ready to go as is? 512 00:44:49,797 --> 00:44:53,134 - Definitely! - There you have it. Democracy in action. 513 00:44:53,551 --> 00:44:55,511 - Right! - We'll run instead. 514 00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:56,679 Attention! 515 00:44:57,388 --> 00:44:58,473 Right face! 516 00:44:59,223 --> 00:45:00,266 Forward march! 517 00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:03,519 Double time! 518 00:45:27,085 --> 00:45:28,127 - Shit! - Out of my way! 519 00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:30,713 What's going on? 520 00:45:31,547 --> 00:45:35,134 This is the AK-47 assault rifle. Your enemy's preferred weapon. 521 00:45:35,218 --> 00:45:39,222 It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. 522 00:45:43,309 --> 00:45:44,644 Move out. 523 00:45:50,858 --> 00:45:55,696 That is bullshit, man. He is dogging us. He's shooting at us, scraping at us. 524 00:45:58,366 --> 00:45:59,409 I know! 525 00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:04,247 Look at the way he's always squinting his eyes... 526 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,165 ...trying to talk all tough. 527 00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,710 I should slap him myself, just to call his bluff. 528 00:46:09,794 --> 00:46:12,964 Don't do that! He's just a jarhead fool. 529 00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:16,259 "You're right, but hold me back in case I lose my cool 530 00:46:16,342 --> 00:46:18,636 "Because we're the Recon Platoon 531 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,307 - "We're always gung-ho to party - "Or watch The Late Show 532 00:46:23,391 --> 00:46:24,851 "Until Highway came along 533 00:46:24,934 --> 00:46:28,396 "His abuse we don't need But we'll end all of this bullshit 534 00:46:28,479 --> 00:46:32,024 "when Highway meets the Swede!" 535 00:47:34,587 --> 00:47:36,381 Highway, I heard you were back. 536 00:47:36,714 --> 00:47:37,757 Webster. 537 00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:41,135 These retards couldn't fight their way out of a shithouse. 538 00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,971 Is that where you've been keeping yourself? 539 00:47:44,055 --> 00:47:47,517 The Major and I are building an elite company of fighting men. 540 00:47:48,393 --> 00:47:52,063 The only thing you could build, Webster, is a good case of hemorrhoids. 541 00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:03,533 - What? - You're blowing away all your ammunition. 542 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:07,912 Mr. L-Hate-Americans is going to make you into Swiss cheese. Slow down your fire. 543 00:48:07,995 --> 00:48:11,582 It's not my fucking fault! The fucking weapon is fucking fucked up! 544 00:48:19,507 --> 00:48:22,510 Nothing is wrong with that rifle. Keep it tight. 545 00:48:27,890 --> 00:48:30,768 Did you wake up this morning with a piss pot on your head? 546 00:48:32,061 --> 00:48:34,439 No, Gunney. I wore this in your honor. 547 00:48:35,106 --> 00:48:36,691 - Is that so? - Yes. 548 00:48:36,774 --> 00:48:41,028 I figured, this is a classic piece of issue, Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Khe Sahn... 549 00:48:41,112 --> 00:48:42,905 ...all that old antique stuff. 550 00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:47,785 A nice tribute to an aging veteran as close to retirement as yourself. 551 00:48:48,327 --> 00:48:49,620 I'm touched. 552 00:48:49,704 --> 00:48:53,416 Yes! Recon way of saying welcome, and inevitably, goodbye. 553 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,836 And the Kevlar helmet you were issued... 554 00:48:57,044 --> 00:49:01,340 ...that didn't, by chance, find its way into one of the local pawn shops in town? 555 00:49:02,884 --> 00:49:05,386 No way, Gunney. That's a serious implication. 556 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:09,348 - We're financially responsible for them. - That's right. You are. 557 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,894 That's why I want to see Kevlar on your head by 1900 hours... 558 00:49:12,977 --> 00:49:15,646 ...or you're not going to have a head to wear it on. 559 00:49:16,606 --> 00:49:18,858 Yes, sir, Gunney Highway, Sergeant, sir. 560 00:49:20,234 --> 00:49:22,403 Gunney, my weapon's jammed. 561 00:49:25,531 --> 00:49:27,784 - What the... - Shit! 562 00:49:51,265 --> 00:49:54,352 Major Powers is going to teach you how to discipline your men. 563 00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:58,439 If Powers ever stopped suddenly, your face would go halfway up his ass. 564 00:50:02,777 --> 00:50:05,029 Profile is never going to make it back. 565 00:50:05,113 --> 00:50:06,864 Powers is cold-blooded. 566 00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:25,425 Don't give the prick the satisfaction. You can make it. 567 00:50:28,136 --> 00:50:30,221 Recon! 568 00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:35,560 What did you say, Gunnery Sergeant? 569 00:50:35,643 --> 00:50:39,814 I said, "Don't give the prick the satisfaction," sir. 570 00:50:45,570 --> 00:50:49,824 "Sensitive dialogue during a communication of the relationship." 571 00:50:57,081 --> 00:50:59,584 - Follow you home? - Sure. Why not? 572 00:51:25,693 --> 00:51:28,613 Somebody just look outside and see what shirt he's wearing. 573 00:51:28,696 --> 00:51:32,366 It doesn't matter. He'll just complain about something else. 574 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:35,244 Life was a lot easier before Frankenstein came. 575 00:51:35,328 --> 00:51:36,370 Right! 576 00:51:36,537 --> 00:51:38,956 How am I going to play on American Bandstand?. 577 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,210 All of this macho soldiering shit is bad for my hands. 578 00:51:42,293 --> 00:51:43,628 People, fall out. 579 00:51:47,632 --> 00:51:49,759 I said, fall out! Now! 580 00:51:52,136 --> 00:51:53,679 We're not going anywhere. 581 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,849 All this play-war stuff is bullshit. 582 00:51:58,976 --> 00:52:01,229 This is all a question of mind over matter. 583 00:52:01,312 --> 00:52:03,689 We no longer mind because you don't matter. 584 00:52:05,525 --> 00:52:07,693 You've been voted out of office. 585 00:52:08,986 --> 00:52:14,200 Mr. Jones, you fall out on that street, or I'll kick your ass off this planet. 586 00:52:15,410 --> 00:52:17,412 I don't think so, babe. Swede? 587 00:52:29,048 --> 00:52:32,093 Gunney, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. 588 00:52:38,725 --> 00:52:40,852 Swede, say something charming to the man. 589 00:52:41,102 --> 00:52:43,855 I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck. 590 00:52:46,691 --> 00:52:50,361 So you see, Grungy Highway, we don't have any use for you anymore. 591 00:52:50,528 --> 00:52:51,988 "Hit the road, Jack! 592 00:52:52,071 --> 00:52:56,868 "And don't you come back No more, no more" 593 00:53:05,293 --> 00:53:06,544 Stick your chin up. 594 00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:09,255 Higher! 595 00:53:17,722 --> 00:53:21,809 Now get your ass out on that street, ladies. Right this second! 596 00:53:24,145 --> 00:53:26,481 I'll speak to you later, Swede. 597 00:53:36,365 --> 00:53:38,701 Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come. 598 00:53:38,785 --> 00:53:41,954 Negative, Johanson. You're going to become a Marine, right now. 599 00:53:43,247 --> 00:53:45,249 - Fall out. - Yes, sir. 600 00:53:48,336 --> 00:53:50,129 Good morning, men! 601 00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:53,007 I thought I'd lead you through this exercise. 602 00:53:54,801 --> 00:53:56,844 I couldn't find Gunney Highway, though. 603 00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:59,138 I don't know where he went. 604 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,533 Good Lord, what was that? 605 00:54:18,741 --> 00:54:21,869 Sir, that's an AK-47 assault weapon. 606 00:54:22,578 --> 00:54:24,414 The preferred weapon of our enemies. 607 00:54:24,497 --> 00:54:27,834 It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir. 608 00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:30,837 Yes, it does. Doesn't it? 609 00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,381 Good night, Roy. 610 00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:37,510 Hold up, Aggie. I'll follow you home. 611 00:54:37,802 --> 00:54:39,971 No. You go ahead. I've got some pains. 612 00:54:42,515 --> 00:54:44,642 - I got it. - Not tonight, you don't. 613 00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:56,738 "The sensual communication, meaningful..." 614 00:54:57,572 --> 00:54:58,906 Panther piss. 615 00:54:59,657 --> 00:55:03,870 Glad to know some things don't change. Still know what a woman loves to hear. 616 00:55:06,164 --> 00:55:08,332 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 617 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,794 I thought maybe you'd like to sit down and we could talk. 618 00:55:11,878 --> 00:55:14,130 Are you reading those magazines? 619 00:55:14,964 --> 00:55:17,258 - What magazines? - Those magazines. 620 00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:23,639 Somebody must have left them here. 621 00:55:23,723 --> 00:55:24,724 Who? 622 00:55:25,058 --> 00:55:27,435 - Choozoo. - He doesn't know how to read. 623 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,646 Quit being so stubborn. Why don't you sit down so we can talk? 624 00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:33,232 I am not one of your troops that can be bullied. 625 00:55:36,110 --> 00:55:38,196 Was being married to me that bad? 626 00:55:38,696 --> 00:55:39,864 Yes. 627 00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:48,372 Platoon. Attention! 628 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:52,752 Thank you, Gunney! 629 00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:55,296 What a fine morning for a military exercise. 630 00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:56,923 Men... 631 00:55:57,215 --> 00:56:01,219 ...today we will execute an ambush against a numerically superior hostile force... 632 00:56:02,136 --> 00:56:06,432 ...by using cover, surprise, interlocking fields of fire... 633 00:56:06,724 --> 00:56:09,769 ...and the natural aggressiveness of the United States Marine. 634 00:56:09,852 --> 00:56:12,688 Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine! 635 00:56:12,772 --> 00:56:15,358 We'll provide Major Powers and his elite force... 636 00:56:15,441 --> 00:56:18,403 ...an accessible target to sharpen their superior skills. 637 00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:22,073 This will be facilitated by the MILES Gear each team will wear. 638 00:56:22,156 --> 00:56:26,619 When one of our men is shot, these laser-sensitive vests emit a beeping noise. 639 00:56:28,287 --> 00:56:32,125 Excuse me, Lieutenant? Are you hinting that we don't fight back? 640 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:36,754 Yes, Gunney. The Major likes to use the Recon Platoon as a training tool. 641 00:56:36,921 --> 00:56:40,299 What happens when these men go into combat and they're not prepared? 642 00:56:40,383 --> 00:56:42,260 They just get dead. 643 00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:44,804 Yes. I see what you mean. 644 00:56:44,887 --> 00:56:47,140 Did you discuss this with Major Powers? 645 00:56:51,394 --> 00:56:54,647 - Let's move them out, Gunney. - Are you coming with us, Lieutenant? 646 00:56:56,607 --> 00:56:59,444 No, Gunney. I have a doctor's appointment at 1100. 647 00:56:59,527 --> 00:57:02,488 I hope it's nothing that will keep you out of the next war. 648 00:57:03,406 --> 00:57:05,658 Platoon, right face. 649 00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:09,245 Sling arms. 650 00:57:10,037 --> 00:57:12,039 Forward march. 651 00:57:29,348 --> 00:57:31,726 Are you sure Highway's our man to run the ambush? 652 00:57:31,809 --> 00:57:34,312 He's the best I know at small unit tactics. 653 00:57:34,395 --> 00:57:35,730 I doubt that. 654 00:57:43,071 --> 00:57:47,075 Marines, today we're going to kick some Recon ass. 655 00:57:50,244 --> 00:57:53,539 Attention! About face! 656 00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:55,416 Forward march! 657 00:58:10,473 --> 00:58:12,558 When I first joined the Corps... 658 00:58:12,642 --> 00:58:16,687 ...I thought I'd be jumping out of planes, and fighting the enemy. 659 00:58:16,771 --> 00:58:20,691 This is the new, modern, mechanized Marine Corps. We'll jump out of our heads. 660 00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:22,902 The only enemy we're fighting is boredom. 661 00:58:22,985 --> 00:58:25,446 You hear that voice? It's calling me, Hollywood. 662 00:58:25,530 --> 00:58:28,282 Stitch Jones is going be a rock and roll star. 663 00:58:28,366 --> 00:58:30,576 Don't forget us when you make it to the top. 664 00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:34,080 Front row center seat, and all the girls I can't eat for my homeboy. 665 00:58:34,163 --> 00:58:35,832 I love leftovers. 666 00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:39,168 Unsling your rifles. You're making too much noise. 667 00:58:39,252 --> 00:58:43,256 Why? We're not supposed to win. He watches too much prime time. 668 00:58:53,558 --> 00:58:55,601 - What was that? - You're dead, Marine. 669 00:58:56,310 --> 00:58:59,230 You tripped on four booby traps that blew your legs off... 670 00:58:59,313 --> 00:59:03,401 ...and we have to send out a search party for your testicles. Where's your backup? 671 00:59:03,943 --> 00:59:05,027 Profile. 672 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:10,116 What good are you back there? Without any cover fire, I get shot. 673 00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:14,328 While you guys pump the dog, we get everyone in this platoon killed. 674 00:59:14,412 --> 00:59:16,497 Chill out. That's what we're here for. 675 00:59:16,706 --> 00:59:17,874 Say what? 676 00:59:17,957 --> 00:59:21,085 We've ambushed Major Powers three times, and always right here. 677 00:59:21,169 --> 00:59:22,587 We know what we're doing. 678 00:59:22,837 --> 00:59:26,007 Who says we're going to ambush Major Powers right here? 679 00:59:26,090 --> 00:59:27,800 Didn't you hear Lieutenant Ring? 680 00:59:27,884 --> 00:59:31,220 Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner. 681 00:59:31,596 --> 00:59:33,598 I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. 682 00:59:33,890 --> 00:59:36,350 My job is to keep you men alive. Let's move on. 683 00:59:45,651 --> 00:59:48,154 Coming to the ambush site over the next hill. 684 00:59:48,237 --> 00:59:49,572 Roger that. 685 00:59:49,864 --> 00:59:52,950 It helps, knowing when and where you're going to be hit, sir. 686 00:59:54,035 --> 00:59:58,706 Easy. Give them a few more yards, then we'll nail the coffin shut. 687 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,629 Chill out. Here they come. 688 01:00:05,213 --> 01:00:06,881 Hit them now! 689 01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:08,966 Now! 690 01:00:20,019 --> 01:00:21,437 Cease fire! 691 01:00:23,398 --> 01:00:25,817 You're in the wrong ambush site! 692 01:00:27,402 --> 01:00:28,903 Cease fire! 693 01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:35,827 They're in the wrong ambush site! 694 01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:39,789 Recon! Recon! 695 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,716 - Sergeant Major! - Yes? 696 01:00:50,341 --> 01:00:52,343 Turn this damn thing off. 697 01:00:52,969 --> 01:00:55,638 Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir? 698 01:00:59,726 --> 01:01:03,104 This man usurped authority, disregarded procedures... 699 01:01:03,187 --> 01:01:07,608 ...and ignored my personal directives all week. Why, Lieutenant? 700 01:01:07,775 --> 01:01:11,279 - Sir, I thought the training... - You think too much and act too little. 701 01:01:11,362 --> 01:01:14,907 You're supposed to be an officer. Look it up in your leader's handbook. 702 01:01:16,951 --> 01:01:20,288 Who gave you permission to deviate from the training schedule? 703 01:01:20,371 --> 01:01:22,540 I needed to evaluate my men, sir. 704 01:01:22,790 --> 01:01:27,545 They're not your men, you son of a bitch. They're the U.S. Marine Corps' men. 705 01:01:27,628 --> 01:01:30,882 The 2nd Division's men. The 8th Marine Regiment's men. 706 01:01:30,965 --> 01:01:33,885 In other words, they're my men. And so are you. Get it? 707 01:01:34,052 --> 01:01:38,973 I'll get my ass shot off if I'm in a hot landing zone with an untrained platoon. 708 01:01:39,182 --> 01:01:42,351 You will follow my program to the letter. No questions asked. 709 01:01:42,435 --> 01:01:45,772 We go into combat tomorrow, you'll plant half those men. 710 01:01:50,943 --> 01:01:52,737 You did it on your own, didn't you? 711 01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:55,823 I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken. 712 01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:57,992 You make it easy. 713 01:01:58,076 --> 01:01:59,118 Sir... 714 01:01:59,619 --> 01:02:02,580 ...I gave Gunney permission to freelance his... 715 01:02:02,663 --> 01:02:04,999 ...I mean, the men, sir. 716 01:02:09,837 --> 01:02:11,255 Wait outside, Ring. 717 01:02:11,589 --> 01:02:12,632 Aye, aye, sir. 718 01:02:16,844 --> 01:02:19,180 I'm going to run you out of the Corps, Highway. 719 01:02:19,889 --> 01:02:23,226 The funny thing is, you'll do all the work. 720 01:02:24,143 --> 01:02:26,270 Sooner or later, you'll disobey orders... 721 01:02:26,354 --> 01:02:30,274 ...circumvent procedures again, or just get drunk. 722 01:02:30,691 --> 01:02:31,984 You can't help it. 723 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,322 You're too old, too stupid and too prideful to change. 724 01:02:37,407 --> 01:02:39,409 I'll enjoy watching you fall. 725 01:02:41,369 --> 01:02:43,871 Get out and send in that idiot, Ring. 726 01:02:51,003 --> 01:02:53,089 He wants to see you, Lieutenant. 727 01:02:55,466 --> 01:02:57,802 - I'm sorry. - No need to be. 728 01:02:58,970 --> 01:03:00,012 Lieutenant? 729 01:03:00,930 --> 01:03:02,181 Recon. 730 01:03:10,898 --> 01:03:12,900 You'll let anybody in here. Won't you? 731 01:03:14,026 --> 01:03:16,362 Have one on the house to ease your pain. 732 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:32,545 Want to get drunk and howl at the moon... 733 01:03:33,588 --> 01:03:37,091 ...get us both busted back to low-ass, no-rank, mud-rolling PFC? 734 01:03:37,592 --> 01:03:38,926 I'm your man. 735 01:03:39,177 --> 01:03:40,678 What are we, Chooz? 736 01:03:41,888 --> 01:03:46,559 We're short-haired bastards with meat cleavers for pricks and kerosene for blood. 737 01:03:47,101 --> 01:03:49,437 Yes. We're all of that. That's for sure. 738 01:03:51,064 --> 01:03:52,148 We're 0-1-1. 739 01:03:53,441 --> 01:03:54,609 Say again? 740 01:03:55,735 --> 01:04:00,073 Major Powers, one dark cloudy morning, said to me, "Sergeant Major... 741 01:04:01,157 --> 01:04:02,825 "...you're 0-1-1. 742 01:04:03,284 --> 01:04:06,829 "No wins. One tie, Korea... 743 01:04:07,455 --> 01:04:09,290 "...and one loss, Vietnam." 744 01:04:12,210 --> 01:04:15,213 Maybe we lost the war, but we won the battles. 745 01:04:18,049 --> 01:04:21,219 I'm not going to lose the next one because my men aren't ready. 746 01:04:22,095 --> 01:04:23,554 What are you going to do? 747 01:04:24,305 --> 01:04:25,973 Make them Marines. 748 01:04:27,058 --> 01:04:28,559 Stoney Jackson... 749 01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:33,481 ...best goddamned platoon sergeant two short-pricked, piss-ant... 750 01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:36,317 ...baby soldier, little fuckers ever went to war with. 751 01:04:36,651 --> 01:04:39,153 - Yes. Heartbreak Ridge. - Heartbreak Ridge. 752 01:04:39,404 --> 01:04:41,072 Your CO called. 753 01:04:41,739 --> 01:04:43,825 Your battalion just went on full alert. 754 01:04:55,670 --> 01:04:57,171 God bless. 755 01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:02,093 - I can't find my tent. - Where's my poncho liner? 756 01:05:02,176 --> 01:05:04,637 Damn it, who's got my web gear? 757 01:05:04,721 --> 01:05:06,889 Profile, that's my canteen. 758 01:05:07,223 --> 01:05:11,394 Aponte better get back here. He'll do time for being AWOL. 759 01:05:12,562 --> 01:05:16,733 People, let's have an equipment check. Weapon? 760 01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:20,903 Let's keep it simple. 761 01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:25,158 You got boots on, you can walk into combat. Let's go. 762 01:05:29,454 --> 01:05:30,538 Where's Aponte? 763 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:33,833 He's sick. Must've been the chipped beef. I'm sick myself. 764 01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:37,253 - You've eaten worse. - Only when I'm shit-faced. 765 01:05:46,596 --> 01:05:50,266 These DD-13-48 request forms are not filled out properly. 766 01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:54,729 We're going to approach this in an orderly, proficient manner, Sergeant Major. 767 01:05:54,812 --> 01:05:55,855 Yes, sir. 768 01:05:57,148 --> 01:05:59,609 I want you to be sure that each round of ammo... 769 01:05:59,692 --> 01:06:03,529 ...is counted and returned in the same way it was received. 770 01:06:03,821 --> 01:06:08,576 - I'll personally dot the i's and cross the t's. - Sloppiness breeds inefficiency. 771 01:06:09,577 --> 01:06:12,580 Your outfit could use some cleaning up, Gunney. 772 01:06:13,331 --> 01:06:16,501 Sir, I want to issue my squad leader some night vision glasses. 773 01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:20,922 - I should've thought of that. - That is not part of your TO&E. 774 01:06:21,172 --> 01:06:22,423 I thought it might... 775 01:06:22,507 --> 01:06:26,177 Fill out the proper request forms and send it through the chain of command. 776 01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,512 Request forms? 777 01:06:32,266 --> 01:06:33,309 Attention! 778 01:06:36,229 --> 01:06:38,064 At ease, men. 779 01:06:38,356 --> 01:06:41,984 Major Malcolm Powers, sir. Annapolis, Class of '71. 780 01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:44,904 How are your men doing, Major? 781 01:06:45,488 --> 01:06:48,908 My men are ready to fight to the death to protect our country, sir. 782 01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:52,745 Let's hope that won't be necessary. 783 01:06:55,289 --> 01:06:56,958 Have we ever served together? 784 01:06:57,542 --> 01:07:00,294 I don't know, sir. Sergeant Major Choozoo and I... 785 01:07:00,378 --> 01:07:03,047 ...were in the 2nd Battalion in the 7th in 1968. 786 01:07:03,756 --> 01:07:06,592 I had a rifle company in 1st Battalion, 7th. 787 01:07:07,093 --> 01:07:10,096 We sure as hell chewed some of the same dirt, sir. 788 01:07:10,638 --> 01:07:14,475 That's for sure. What's your assessment of this alert? 789 01:07:14,976 --> 01:07:16,561 It's a cluster fuck. 790 01:07:19,981 --> 01:07:21,065 Say again? 791 01:07:21,149 --> 01:07:24,819 Marines are fighting men, sir, they shouldn't be sitting on their asses... 792 01:07:24,902 --> 01:07:28,656 ...filling out forms for equipment they should already have. 793 01:07:29,574 --> 01:07:31,743 Interesting observation, Gunney. 794 01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:34,579 Carry on, Major. 795 01:07:40,918 --> 01:07:43,254 Now hear this. Now hear this. 796 01:07:43,379 --> 01:07:45,465 This is it. We're going to war. 797 01:07:47,008 --> 01:07:51,262 This has been an emergency deployment readiness exercise. 798 01:07:51,929 --> 01:07:56,100 We are standing down. The alert is cancelled. 799 01:07:56,684 --> 01:07:57,935 Damn it. 800 01:07:59,187 --> 01:08:01,189 Maybe next time, sir. 801 01:08:02,231 --> 01:08:04,233 You heard him. Move it out. 802 01:08:13,451 --> 01:08:14,702 Aponte. 803 01:08:15,578 --> 01:08:16,913 Oh, him. 804 01:08:17,246 --> 01:08:18,581 Where is he? 805 01:08:19,165 --> 01:08:20,833 What's wrong with you? 806 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,628 Nobody goes over the hill on me. 807 01:08:24,462 --> 01:08:28,633 If you didn't have those stripes, I'd kick your ass around the block! 808 01:08:28,841 --> 01:08:30,968 Yes, but since I'm not into violence... 809 01:08:31,052 --> 01:08:34,555 ...I'll refrain from kicking your ass at this particular time. 810 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,682 I'll give you a rebate on your life. 811 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:39,685 Besides, who the hell is Aponte? 812 01:08:39,811 --> 01:08:42,814 He ain't heavy and he sure the hell ain't my brother. 813 01:08:44,232 --> 01:08:45,274 Gunney Highway. 814 01:08:45,691 --> 01:08:47,693 That's right. Gunney Highway. 815 01:08:48,111 --> 01:08:49,362 Come in. 816 01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,281 I'm sorry, but I had to tell him. 817 01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:55,493 This is my wife, Sara. Clean that up a little, honey. 818 01:08:55,743 --> 01:08:58,413 Gunney, I filled out all the forms there are. 819 01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:01,791 What the Corps could give just isn't enough for the family. 820 01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:03,292 So I took a job. 821 01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:05,420 - You got a job? - Yes. 822 01:09:05,795 --> 01:09:08,881 - You want out of the Marines? - No! No way. 823 01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:12,969 Then we're going to have to cut through all the red tape B.S., aren't we? 824 01:09:13,052 --> 01:09:14,637 - Yes, we are. - Knock it off. 825 01:09:16,931 --> 01:09:19,767 Here. Here's a special fund. Gunnery sergeants only. 826 01:09:23,187 --> 01:09:25,189 Don't worry, you can pay it back. 827 01:09:25,898 --> 01:09:29,110 - Here. You better take him. Jesus Christ. - Thank you. 828 01:09:37,660 --> 01:09:41,080 - What are you smiling at? - I always knew you were Santa Claus. 829 01:09:41,164 --> 01:09:44,083 You pull another suckhead play like that... 830 01:09:44,167 --> 01:09:47,420 ...the only thing that will beat you to the brig is an ambulance. 831 01:09:47,503 --> 01:09:49,756 Yes, sir, Gunnery Sergeant Highway, sir. 832 01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:56,763 You can't leave the Duke of Cool! 833 01:09:57,055 --> 01:09:58,890 This man has no social graces. 834 01:10:03,978 --> 01:10:05,146 So? 835 01:10:06,189 --> 01:10:08,858 Lureen down at the Palace said you had the night off. 836 01:10:09,567 --> 01:10:11,235 Lureen talks too much. 837 01:10:11,736 --> 01:10:13,404 Can I buy you a beer? 838 01:10:16,949 --> 01:10:18,284 Jesus. 839 01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:24,957 You can't come back after all this time, with no warning whatsoever. 840 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,628 Interfere at my place of work, almost started a brawl... 841 01:10:28,961 --> 01:10:31,798 ...almost lost me the only crummy job I could find. 842 01:10:32,131 --> 01:10:35,385 Then you show up here, expecting me to just smooth as silk... 843 01:10:35,468 --> 01:10:37,804 ...invite you in for a sit-down and a smile. 844 01:10:38,137 --> 01:10:40,973 It's always the same, Highway. All balls, no brains. 845 01:10:42,642 --> 01:10:44,477 Is there something you're afraid of? 846 01:10:44,811 --> 01:10:48,940 Yes. I'm afraid I'll dent that thick skull of yours with this frying pan. 847 01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:56,030 - It wouldn't be the first time, would it? - No. 848 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:01,327 Nice place you have here. 849 01:11:03,204 --> 01:11:05,748 Thanks. You want a glass? 850 01:11:17,343 --> 01:11:21,764 - Feet still bothersome? - I hawk booze five nights a week. 851 01:11:23,099 --> 01:11:26,102 There's no senior prom looming on my horizon. 852 01:11:27,353 --> 01:11:29,021 To the old times. 853 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:31,858 Just as long as you don't say good times. 854 01:11:32,191 --> 01:11:34,360 We had our share of those, too, didn't we? 855 01:11:35,111 --> 01:11:37,363 I don't know. I can't think that far back. 856 01:11:38,448 --> 01:11:40,032 How are you feeling? 857 01:11:40,450 --> 01:11:41,784 Terrific. 858 01:11:42,034 --> 01:11:44,036 Absolutely couldn't feel better. 859 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:50,209 What brings you here? 860 01:11:51,377 --> 01:11:54,213 I'm back with Recon, back where I belong. 861 01:11:57,050 --> 01:11:58,259 So? 862 01:11:58,551 --> 01:12:00,553 It's different this time. 863 01:12:02,722 --> 01:12:03,806 How? 864 01:12:05,058 --> 01:12:09,228 I'm coming to the end of it. I don't know where I go from here. 865 01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:13,149 I just want it to end as right as it was when I started. 866 01:12:16,736 --> 01:12:20,239 Do you want some chips? There's pretzels. 867 01:12:21,908 --> 01:12:22,950 Yes, thanks. 868 01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:25,912 Fringe benefits of work. 869 01:12:26,746 --> 01:12:28,247 Tell me something. 870 01:12:29,248 --> 01:12:32,251 Did we mutually nurture each other? 871 01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:35,171 I beg your pardon? 872 01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:38,800 Did we communicate in a meaningful way in our relationship? 873 01:12:39,759 --> 01:12:41,594 Relationship? 874 01:12:45,431 --> 01:12:47,600 Hell, I thought we were married. 875 01:12:49,268 --> 01:12:51,938 I've been thinking about the past lately. 876 01:12:54,107 --> 01:12:56,275 I was just wondering what went wrong. 877 01:12:57,276 --> 01:12:58,611 With what? 878 01:13:00,113 --> 01:13:01,447 With me. 879 01:13:02,281 --> 01:13:04,117 The Corps. With us. 880 01:13:08,955 --> 01:13:11,124 That is so damn much like you. 881 01:13:11,332 --> 01:13:16,170 You never could see that things just don't fit neatly into right and wrong. 882 01:13:16,963 --> 01:13:18,381 What else is there? 883 01:13:20,466 --> 01:13:22,135 It isn't that simple. 884 01:13:25,805 --> 01:13:28,975 I went by those rooms that we rented when we got married. 885 01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:30,977 Damn, they're small. 886 01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,315 They say everything shrinks with age. 887 01:13:40,319 --> 01:13:41,821 Tell me something. 888 01:13:43,489 --> 01:13:45,825 What did you want out of our marriage? 889 01:13:49,162 --> 01:13:52,331 We talked once about an avocado ranch... 890 01:13:52,582 --> 01:13:55,251 ...about buying a house with a barbecue in the back. 891 01:13:55,668 --> 01:14:00,173 But then you'd volunteer for every damn war that came down the pike. 892 01:14:04,677 --> 01:14:06,345 - Goddamn it! - What's the matter? 893 01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:08,848 How could I be so stupid? 894 01:14:09,265 --> 01:14:10,767 What do you mean? 895 01:14:11,017 --> 01:14:15,396 - You changed tactics on me! - What are you talking about? 896 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:18,149 Gave up the old frontal assault, tried to outflank me. 897 01:14:18,232 --> 01:14:21,402 I am onto you, Highway, and I want you out of here, right now! 898 01:14:21,694 --> 01:14:25,615 You're not acting very dignified for a mature woman. 899 01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:32,205 You old fucking Marine warhorse, I'll show you dignified! 900 01:14:32,622 --> 01:14:36,793 You get out of here! Go on! Get the fuck out of here! 901 01:14:38,044 --> 01:14:40,922 You better get your tail out of here or I'll get mad! 902 01:14:41,005 --> 01:14:43,049 Take that, you old fuck! 903 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:47,553 I never want to see your craggy, old face again, you hear? 904 01:14:47,887 --> 01:14:51,057 Don't ever come back. Ever! 905 01:14:52,725 --> 01:14:55,728 She's as crazy as she's always been, for Christ's sake. 906 01:14:57,397 --> 01:14:59,065 You asshole! 907 01:15:04,404 --> 01:15:06,572 I hate you, Highway! 908 01:15:08,825 --> 01:15:10,034 Fuck you! 909 01:15:23,339 --> 01:15:24,590 Tonight's winner... 910 01:15:25,758 --> 01:15:28,010 ... is Miss Sarita Dwayne! 911 01:15:31,389 --> 01:15:34,016 Wait a minute, man. That's bullshit. 912 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,768 You're trying to rip me off. 913 01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:37,520 Nobody likes a sore loser. 914 01:15:37,770 --> 01:15:40,940 I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker. Let's vote. 915 01:15:41,023 --> 01:15:42,859 You people have a right to vote. 916 01:15:42,942 --> 01:15:45,445 Whoever voted for Miss Banana Titties, say, "Yes." 917 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,655 No! 918 01:15:48,197 --> 01:15:50,867 All who voted for me, say, "Rock the house." 919 01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:53,786 Rock the house! 920 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,377 No man. You all the faggot Mod Squad? 921 01:16:01,794 --> 01:16:05,298 I don't play none of this jail give-up-the-booty bullshit. 922 01:16:11,471 --> 01:16:13,389 Don't ask for my autograph. 923 01:16:16,976 --> 01:16:19,312 You can rob me... 924 01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:23,691 ...you can starve me, you can beat me, and you can kill me... 925 01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:26,986 ...just don't bore me. 926 01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:36,746 - I'm really glad I could help. - I owe you another dinner. 927 01:16:47,006 --> 01:16:51,177 Powers will thin-slice your prick if he finds out about this! 928 01:16:51,427 --> 01:16:53,096 - Sergeant Major! - Who are you? 929 01:16:53,471 --> 01:16:55,598 Jones, 2nd Battalion. Recon Platoon. 930 01:16:57,975 --> 01:17:00,728 Highway's platoon? Snap to, Marine. Give me a hand. 931 01:17:00,812 --> 01:17:03,523 Highway knows I'm innocent. We're like brothers. 932 01:17:04,023 --> 01:17:05,691 I posted his bail. 933 01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:08,319 - He needs you, Aggie. - Until the next war. 934 01:17:09,362 --> 01:17:10,905 Good thing we got him out. 935 01:17:12,115 --> 01:17:13,449 Oh, shit. 936 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:15,535 Coffee. 937 01:17:20,206 --> 01:17:23,042 I always wanted to check this place out. 938 01:17:23,876 --> 01:17:25,503 Look at all this history. 939 01:17:25,586 --> 01:17:27,922 Little Mary's served Marines from three wars. 940 01:17:30,049 --> 01:17:31,384 How is he doing? 941 01:17:31,884 --> 01:17:35,054 Aggie will put him back together again, just like she always has. 942 01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:41,894 Highway's something else. High-speed, low drag. 943 01:17:42,145 --> 01:17:44,814 No one better to be with if you're in a hot LZ. 944 01:17:45,481 --> 01:17:47,066 Heartbreak Ridge. 945 01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:48,818 It was the truth. 946 01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:52,071 What's Heartbreak Ridge? 947 01:17:53,906 --> 01:17:57,577 Listen, we have to understand each other... 948 01:17:58,411 --> 01:18:00,079 ...before we go any further. 949 01:18:00,913 --> 01:18:02,749 Are we going any further? 950 01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:05,752 You'll be out of the Corps soon. 951 01:18:06,085 --> 01:18:10,089 But you are gung-ho, through and through. Always will be. 952 01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:14,260 And there is no room in my future for a Marine. 953 01:18:15,595 --> 01:18:18,097 I'm not sure I like how you say "Marine." 954 01:18:19,766 --> 01:18:23,102 I can say "Marine" any damn way I choose. 955 01:18:23,561 --> 01:18:25,563 I earned that right. 956 01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:31,110 - That's right, you did. - I lived in a rathole... 957 01:18:31,194 --> 01:18:35,531 ...when they were bringing those boys home in those flag-draped, metal coffins. 958 01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:38,910 I don't think I got a wink's sleep in 1968. 959 01:18:39,202 --> 01:18:42,580 - Do you remember that year? - Yes. I remember. 960 01:18:43,623 --> 01:18:48,252 I'd turn on the TV in the morning, I'd eat dinner in front of it every night... 961 01:18:48,336 --> 01:18:52,090 ...eyes glued, hoping to catch a glimpse of you on the news... 962 01:18:52,173 --> 01:18:54,008 ...and then praying I wouldn't. 963 01:18:55,468 --> 01:18:57,887 Then I'd crawl into bed and wonder... 964 01:18:57,970 --> 01:19:02,725 ...where were you? What were you doing? Were you alive? 965 01:19:03,309 --> 01:19:05,436 And I had no way of knowing. 966 01:19:10,149 --> 01:19:14,987 I guess there are things that work harder on a woman than being shot at. 967 01:19:16,739 --> 01:19:20,284 I swear the not knowing was the worst. 968 01:19:26,582 --> 01:19:28,000 I'm sorry. 969 01:19:37,677 --> 01:19:39,512 That's all right, baby. 970 01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:45,768 That's all right. 971 01:19:51,274 --> 01:19:54,360 We went up and down that dirt pile for six days and six nights. 972 01:19:54,444 --> 01:19:58,197 Fixed bayonets, hand-to-hand. Fought them something fierce. 973 01:19:58,281 --> 01:20:01,200 They gave back as good as they got. Lots of men died. 974 01:20:01,659 --> 01:20:03,536 We were the 23rd Infantry. 975 01:20:04,037 --> 01:20:05,663 We joined the Corps later. 976 01:20:06,247 --> 01:20:08,041 We were younger than you are. 977 01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:11,878 I never heard of any Heartbreak Ridge. 978 01:20:13,087 --> 01:20:16,257 It's not in any of the history books. It's a little piece of war. 979 01:20:16,674 --> 01:20:18,968 The place didn't have a name, just a number. 980 01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:21,929 Stoney Jackson looked at it and said, "Ladies... 981 01:20:22,847 --> 01:20:25,516 "...if this don't kill us, it'll break our hearts." 982 01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:28,227 - Who's Stoney Jackson? - Little Mary's husband. 983 01:20:29,270 --> 01:20:31,147 He was our platoon sergeant. 984 01:20:31,272 --> 01:20:34,275 He recommended Highway for his Congressional Medal of Honor. 985 01:20:35,943 --> 01:20:38,237 Gunney Highway won the CMH? 986 01:20:39,363 --> 01:20:42,200 He charged two machine gun nests by himself. 987 01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:44,410 He didn't sleep for three days. 988 01:20:44,535 --> 01:20:47,372 The final human wave he held off almost single-handedly. 989 01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:49,832 When it was over... 990 01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:53,294 ...there was me, Stoney Jackson... 991 01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:55,505 ...and Tom Highway. 992 01:20:56,130 --> 01:20:58,091 We were the only ones still alive. 993 01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:01,552 What happened to Jackson? 994 01:21:02,011 --> 01:21:04,138 He was killed at Khe Sahn in 1968. 995 01:21:04,305 --> 01:21:07,308 Can I get you something to eat? I can fix it in no time. 996 01:21:10,019 --> 01:21:11,479 No, thank you, ma'am. 997 01:21:15,149 --> 01:21:18,069 Excuse me, ma'am. You don't happen to be up... 998 01:21:18,194 --> 01:21:20,863 ...when Gunney Highway leaves for the base, do you? 999 01:21:20,947 --> 01:21:23,241 I pour his coffee and lay out his things. 1000 01:21:46,097 --> 01:21:47,473 Platoon, attention! 1001 01:21:50,184 --> 01:21:51,185 Right face! 1002 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,688 Forward march! 1003 01:22:04,699 --> 01:22:07,160 Each platoon will proceed to the objective... 1004 01:22:07,285 --> 01:22:09,746 ...which in this case is the Battalion Bear Pit. 1005 01:22:10,288 --> 01:22:13,207 Whoever reaches it first will get a 72- hour liberty. 1006 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:17,170 Sir, it would be an honor, if you would accompany my platoon. 1007 01:22:19,088 --> 01:22:20,798 Thank you, Staff Sergeant. 1008 01:22:27,096 --> 01:22:28,723 Get out of your seats. 1009 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:55,249 Johanson, tighten up that harness. 1010 01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:59,337 - Gunney, I'm afraid of heights. - So am I. 1011 01:22:59,587 --> 01:23:00,588 You are? 1012 01:23:00,922 --> 01:23:04,092 Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is not a natural act... 1013 01:23:04,217 --> 01:23:06,886 ...so let's do it right and enjoy the view. 1014 01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:53,516 Let's move. 1015 01:23:54,642 --> 01:23:57,562 We made it. We're the first platoon to reach the Bear Pit. 1016 01:23:57,979 --> 01:23:59,605 Not so quick, sir. 1017 01:24:02,483 --> 01:24:04,777 Darn. 1st Platoon. 1018 01:24:05,737 --> 01:24:06,946 Major. It's Highway. 1019 01:24:08,489 --> 01:24:09,657 Damn. 1020 01:24:09,907 --> 01:24:12,201 Come on, let's smoke 'em. 1021 01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:15,121 1st Platoon, follow me! 1022 01:24:37,894 --> 01:24:39,437 Recon wins. 1023 01:24:40,354 --> 01:24:44,484 Gunney, you don't know your place. 1st Platoon is the victor! 1024 01:24:45,443 --> 01:24:47,403 I say we have ourselves a dilemma, sir. 1025 01:24:48,613 --> 01:24:52,825 Sergeant Major, as my umpire, I order you to declare 1st Platoon the winner. 1026 01:24:53,743 --> 01:24:55,953 Sir, that wouldn't be fair. 1027 01:24:56,704 --> 01:24:59,540 What do you propose to resolve this situation? 1028 01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:00,958 Match-up. 1029 01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:04,253 Okay, men, get them off. 1030 01:25:05,546 --> 01:25:07,340 Get your shit off. 1031 01:25:44,669 --> 01:25:46,546 Get them out! 1032 01:25:51,926 --> 01:25:53,720 Get them out! 1033 01:26:30,131 --> 01:26:31,591 Recon! 1034 01:26:36,137 --> 01:26:37,930 Sergeant Major, 1st Platoon wins. 1035 01:26:40,016 --> 01:26:41,726 I don't see it that way, Major. 1036 01:26:41,851 --> 01:26:44,937 You're out of order, Gunney. 1st Platoon is king of the pit. 1037 01:26:45,063 --> 01:26:47,607 - How do you figure? - Your man cheated. 1038 01:26:47,732 --> 01:26:48,983 I say, he improvised. 1039 01:26:49,150 --> 01:26:50,151 He cheated! 1040 01:26:50,401 --> 01:26:51,861 He adapted. He overcame. 1041 01:26:53,404 --> 01:26:55,281 There's only one way to settle this. 1042 01:26:55,865 --> 01:26:58,368 Platoon sergeants, front and center. 1043 01:27:00,411 --> 01:27:03,247 Remember, Sergeant, I'm leading your platoon today. 1044 01:27:04,665 --> 01:27:07,668 Old man, it's time somebody put you in your place. 1045 01:28:22,785 --> 01:28:26,039 It felt great beating Major Powers' elite fighting unit! 1046 01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:30,418 I've been bitten by every bug known to mankind. 1047 01:28:30,501 --> 01:28:33,171 With all these bumps, you look like you got muscles. 1048 01:28:34,505 --> 01:28:36,049 I bet I have poison ivy. 1049 01:28:36,174 --> 01:28:39,427 You can get permanent light duty for all of the crud on your body. 1050 01:28:40,094 --> 01:28:44,098 Your dream come true. You won't have to do this bullshit any more. 1051 01:28:44,265 --> 01:28:46,392 Fuck you. I'm getting pretty good at this. 1052 01:28:48,561 --> 01:28:50,772 This man must be sick, ladies and gentlemen. 1053 01:28:51,272 --> 01:28:52,732 I'll tell you who's sick... 1054 01:28:52,857 --> 01:28:57,570 ...Gunney Highway is the sickest individual I've ever come across. 1055 01:28:57,653 --> 01:29:01,157 That's right! Order today and get this record set from Recon Records... 1056 01:29:01,282 --> 01:29:03,910 ...with songs like, Highway's a Sick Individual... 1057 01:29:04,619 --> 01:29:06,746 ...Polish My Weapon and I'll Polish Yours. 1058 01:29:06,871 --> 01:29:08,664 That's my song! I like that one! 1059 01:29:08,956 --> 01:29:11,084 Bionic Marine. 1060 01:29:12,126 --> 01:29:14,587 - That's it! Bionic Marine. - Yes, do that one! 1061 01:29:14,796 --> 01:29:19,008 "We kicked a lot of ass, at a place called Heartbreak Ridge 1062 01:29:19,133 --> 01:29:23,262 "Don't fuck with Scarface Highway, baddest jarhead there is 1063 01:29:24,055 --> 01:29:27,308 "He's a bad, psycho mother, bionic Marine 1064 01:29:27,767 --> 01:29:31,437 "A leatherneck lifer, who likes the barracks clean 1065 01:29:31,979 --> 01:29:35,066 - "He kicked Powers in the ass - "Whipped him upside the head 1066 01:29:35,191 --> 01:29:39,028 "If you fuck with this sick mother, then you are going to end up dead 1067 01:29:39,695 --> 01:29:42,532 "He's a fire-pissing jarhead, bionic Marine 1068 01:29:42,949 --> 01:29:46,536 "Salty dog doesn't wear anything but Marine Corps green 1069 01:29:46,619 --> 01:29:50,123 - "No time to shit or shower - "No time to smoke a cig 1070 01:29:50,206 --> 01:29:55,545 "Don't fuck with Gunney Highway, or you'll end up in the brig" 1071 01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:00,842 I'll tell you something else. 1072 01:30:00,925 --> 01:30:04,262 Highway won the Congressional Medal of Honor at Heartbreak Ridge. 1073 01:30:04,387 --> 01:30:05,930 - Check that out. - The CMH! 1074 01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:08,558 I knew he was bad, but not that bad. 1075 01:30:09,684 --> 01:30:12,520 Major Powers wants statements from each and every of you. 1076 01:30:14,272 --> 01:30:16,065 What kind of statement? 1077 01:30:16,357 --> 01:30:19,026 Gunnery Sergeant Highway used live ammunition... 1078 01:30:19,569 --> 01:30:22,739 ...with unauthorized weapons in the training exercise. 1079 01:30:24,532 --> 01:30:25,992 Says who? 1080 01:30:26,576 --> 01:30:28,703 I thought you guys didn't like Highway. 1081 01:30:29,954 --> 01:30:32,790 I heard that AK-47 fire coming from your AO. 1082 01:30:34,751 --> 01:30:37,128 Don't you want to go back to the way it was? 1083 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,048 Nobody fucking with you? 1084 01:30:42,550 --> 01:30:46,304 Seems to me that no one is going to fuck with us the way things are now. 1085 01:30:47,055 --> 01:30:49,891 There's weekend liberty in it for all of you. 1086 01:30:50,391 --> 01:30:52,018 I'll start with you. 1087 01:30:53,311 --> 01:30:54,937 I got nothing to say. 1088 01:30:56,105 --> 01:30:58,232 - You? - No hablo ingles. 1089 01:30:59,358 --> 01:31:03,196 This can go hard on you all if you aren't going to cooperate. 1090 01:31:06,324 --> 01:31:08,618 We don't have anything to say to you, Webster. 1091 01:31:10,453 --> 01:31:14,290 Why don't you take your ass back to that 1st Platoon of yours... 1092 01:31:14,499 --> 01:31:17,919 ...and don't go away mad. Just go away. 1093 01:31:18,836 --> 01:31:20,463 You've been told. 1094 01:31:35,937 --> 01:31:38,564 - I hate social functions. - You're going to love it. 1095 01:31:39,148 --> 01:31:42,318 Your presence is requested at the MAU Commander's open house. 1096 01:31:42,443 --> 01:31:44,570 - Full military dress. - Piss on that. 1097 01:31:45,196 --> 01:31:47,657 You'll be there, Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. 1098 01:31:48,116 --> 01:31:50,785 Stand tall, look sharp, and wear all your ribbons... 1099 01:31:50,868 --> 01:31:53,538 ...so these people can see a hero who isn't dead. 1100 01:31:53,996 --> 01:31:55,790 - Let's find the bar. - Good idea. 1101 01:31:58,501 --> 01:32:00,795 How are you this evening? Thank you. 1102 01:32:02,672 --> 01:32:05,133 I'm privileged to greet a Medal of Honor winner. 1103 01:32:05,633 --> 01:32:06,634 Thank you, sir. 1104 01:32:08,010 --> 01:32:10,388 Run into any cluster fucks lately? 1105 01:32:12,598 --> 01:32:14,392 No. Not lately, sir. 1106 01:32:14,559 --> 01:32:16,936 Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy the party. 1107 01:32:20,148 --> 01:32:24,610 I love to see the brass snap to attention when they see that little ribbon. 1108 01:32:24,736 --> 01:32:27,989 What do you do at a party like this, stick out your little pinkie? 1109 01:32:28,072 --> 01:32:30,908 Just don't unzip and stick Old Blue out. 1110 01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:34,454 Didn't J.J. Johnson do that at a WAVE party in San Diego? 1111 01:32:34,579 --> 01:32:38,708 No! That was me. J.J. Mooned the ARVN General at China Beach. 1112 01:32:40,668 --> 01:32:44,881 Let's drink a toast to J.J. And all of the pieces of him we couldn't find. 1113 01:32:45,006 --> 01:32:46,466 Funniest guy I ever met. 1114 01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:51,471 One thing about a party like this, the conversation is so adult. 1115 01:32:55,266 --> 01:32:58,519 Choozoo, I think I'm going to head for the back door of this place. 1116 01:32:58,644 --> 01:33:00,104 And lose all this joy? 1117 01:33:01,439 --> 01:33:03,649 You won't be upset if I cut in, will you? 1118 01:33:03,775 --> 01:33:04,942 I'll get over it. 1119 01:33:05,526 --> 01:33:07,403 I'll go see what the chow's like. 1120 01:33:08,363 --> 01:33:10,073 Would you like to dance? 1121 01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:15,286 - What are you doing here? - I'm still on the mailing list. 1122 01:33:16,704 --> 01:33:17,705 - Yes? - Yes. 1123 01:33:42,063 --> 01:33:43,523 What's so funny? 1124 01:33:44,315 --> 01:33:47,819 I was just thinking, this reminds me of the Senior Prom... 1125 01:33:47,902 --> 01:33:49,946 ...and the chaperone with the ruler. 1126 01:33:50,071 --> 01:33:53,658 "Now, Agnes Ann, you remember, you keep eight inches of daylight... 1127 01:33:53,783 --> 01:33:56,536 "...between you and that young man you're dancing with." 1128 01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:58,746 Yes. I do remember that. 1129 01:33:59,330 --> 01:34:02,834 Wasn't that the first night we ever... 1130 01:34:03,376 --> 01:34:05,670 Yes. Yes, it was. 1131 01:34:06,212 --> 01:34:09,549 Agnes Ann, you were a wild creature, I must say. 1132 01:34:12,093 --> 01:34:14,137 What do your magazines say about that? 1133 01:34:14,846 --> 01:34:17,306 I don't know. I haven't gotten to that part yet. 1134 01:34:17,390 --> 01:34:18,850 Are you still reading them? 1135 01:34:19,058 --> 01:34:20,226 Affirmative. 1136 01:34:20,435 --> 01:34:22,395 What do they say about ex-wives? 1137 01:34:24,605 --> 01:34:28,109 Not too much. Just that sex is great because... 1138 01:34:28,192 --> 01:34:32,030 ...you don't have to establish a relationship or be meaningful. 1139 01:34:35,033 --> 01:34:39,412 - You really are trying to understand us. - The best I can, yes. 1140 01:34:39,954 --> 01:34:43,875 Is that because you can't be a Marine anymore and you have no place to go? 1141 01:34:45,376 --> 01:34:47,420 I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. 1142 01:34:48,629 --> 01:34:49,839 That's all right. 1143 01:34:50,006 --> 01:34:52,300 We've known each other too long... 1144 01:34:52,383 --> 01:34:56,137 ...to run away just over a little thing like tearing each other's guts out. 1145 01:34:56,345 --> 01:34:58,890 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 1146 01:35:00,475 --> 01:35:02,769 It never seems to work out between you and me. 1147 01:35:05,730 --> 01:35:07,523 - With her husband. - I see. 1148 01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:11,319 - I'm having a great time. - It's a whole family gathering. 1149 01:35:12,987 --> 01:35:17,450 I've been thinking about that avocado ranch we talked about. 1150 01:35:17,575 --> 01:35:19,869 Tom, Roy has asked me to marry him. 1151 01:35:21,245 --> 01:35:22,622 What'd you say? 1152 01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:27,377 Attention, please! 1153 01:35:28,878 --> 01:35:32,548 The 22nd Marine Amphibious Unit's alert status has been upgraded. 1154 01:35:33,216 --> 01:35:37,512 All officers and staff NCOs will return immediately to their units. 1155 01:35:37,929 --> 01:35:38,930 Thank you. 1156 01:36:26,519 --> 01:36:28,646 This is another bullshit alert, right? 1157 01:36:29,147 --> 01:36:30,440 We're going to war, men. 1158 01:36:32,942 --> 01:36:37,739 We're going to assist with the rescue of American citizens on the island of Grenada. 1159 01:36:38,573 --> 01:36:39,782 The island of what? 1160 01:36:39,907 --> 01:36:43,244 Grenada. It's a Caribbean island also known as "the Isle of Spice." 1161 01:36:43,369 --> 01:36:45,872 It's 86 nautical miles from Venezuela. 1162 01:36:45,997 --> 01:36:49,333 Our mission is to helo-cast into a small bay... 1163 01:36:49,417 --> 01:36:51,711 ...and recon before the Marine landing force. 1164 01:36:51,794 --> 01:36:54,630 No, I can't do that. I forgot my suntan oil. 1165 01:36:55,423 --> 01:36:57,550 It's time to earn your pay. Let's move. 1166 01:36:57,967 --> 01:36:59,302 Pick it up. Let's go. 1167 01:37:10,813 --> 01:37:15,443 Now hear this! Now hear this! Flight deck, prepare to launch helo. 1168 01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:11,100 Your glasses. 1169 01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:13,227 Get ready. 1170 01:39:47,011 --> 01:39:48,554 Choozoo, do you read me? 1171 01:39:50,556 --> 01:39:53,142 Choozoo, this is Highway. Do you read me? 1172 01:39:53,309 --> 01:39:56,396 Battalion wants your platoon to recon toward the university. 1173 01:39:56,562 --> 01:39:58,189 You stay low around Powers. 1174 01:40:02,110 --> 01:40:04,070 See you when it's over. 1175 01:40:30,054 --> 01:40:31,681 Spread out. 1176 01:40:35,852 --> 01:40:37,103 What was that? 1177 01:40:37,729 --> 01:40:42,442 An AK-47. It has a distinctive sound. Proceed swiftly and with caution, brothers. 1178 01:40:42,608 --> 01:40:45,778 - Get that 60 going around the corner. - All right. 1179 01:40:59,834 --> 01:41:01,294 Cover my ass. 1180 01:41:15,683 --> 01:41:16,934 Highway's crazy, man. 1181 01:41:41,542 --> 01:41:43,252 They've pulled out, Lieutenant. 1182 01:41:43,795 --> 01:41:45,171 All right, Aponte. 1183 01:41:46,005 --> 01:41:47,340 Slowly. 1184 01:42:25,253 --> 01:42:26,546 Cubans. 1185 01:42:27,797 --> 01:42:29,924 Three-man recon team. 1186 01:42:30,925 --> 01:42:34,095 We better spread out. I'm sure they've got buddies around here. 1187 01:42:35,012 --> 01:42:36,305 Let's go. 1188 01:42:37,223 --> 01:42:39,517 Spread the fuck out. Let's go. 1189 01:43:10,381 --> 01:43:11,549 Go ahead. 1190 01:43:18,056 --> 01:43:19,223 Go ahead. 1191 01:43:29,525 --> 01:43:33,446 We forgot the beer and the hotdogs. I'll go back to New York and get them. 1192 01:43:33,571 --> 01:43:38,284 - You run engines as good as your mouth? - Jones is the name, hot wire is the game. 1193 01:43:38,368 --> 01:43:40,328 Fragetti, go with him. 1194 01:43:48,461 --> 01:43:50,254 - You set? Let's go. - Let's do it. 1195 01:43:50,671 --> 01:43:52,715 Swede, get up there with that M-60. 1196 01:44:16,864 --> 01:44:17,865 Yes! 1197 01:44:32,046 --> 01:44:34,799 Here comes the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 1198 01:44:39,470 --> 01:44:42,014 You stay right there, sucker. 1199 01:45:23,347 --> 01:45:24,724 Stay low. 1200 01:46:13,022 --> 01:46:14,482 Jesus. 1201 01:46:15,483 --> 01:46:16,943 Please forgive me. 1202 01:46:23,074 --> 01:46:24,534 Let's go. 1203 01:46:44,887 --> 01:46:48,057 Get in there. Tell them who you are, so no friendlies get hurt. 1204 01:46:48,141 --> 01:46:51,394 Hello, happening hostages. I'm Stitch Jones, Mr. Funkadelic. 1205 01:46:51,477 --> 01:46:53,104 Try "U.S. Marine," shithead. 1206 01:47:17,295 --> 01:47:18,504 All clear. 1207 01:47:34,645 --> 01:47:36,105 United States Marines! 1208 01:47:50,078 --> 01:47:51,454 You've improved. 1209 01:47:52,580 --> 01:47:54,123 Goddamn it. Gunney! 1210 01:48:09,847 --> 01:48:11,808 U.S. Marines, ma'am. 1211 01:48:19,232 --> 01:48:21,693 - U.S. Marines! - Is everybody all right? 1212 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:33,037 You know what they say about college, a behind is a terrible thing to waste. 1213 01:48:33,121 --> 01:48:37,250 Delta Company said they will give us surfboards and let us go to the beach. 1214 01:48:37,375 --> 01:48:40,712 One student kissed me four times. I think I'm in love. 1215 01:48:40,878 --> 01:48:43,881 - Was he good-Iooking, Profile? - It was a girl, Gunney. 1216 01:48:43,965 --> 01:48:46,092 Clean your weapons. Check your ammo. 1217 01:48:48,219 --> 01:48:51,222 All secured, sir. No casualties, no sign of enemy. 1218 01:48:51,305 --> 01:48:54,726 Very good. I want to get some pictures before we wrap this mission. 1219 01:48:55,017 --> 01:48:57,937 We've encountered some heavy resistance along the way, sir. 1220 01:48:58,104 --> 01:49:00,398 - Probably local fanatics. - Negative. 1221 01:49:00,481 --> 01:49:02,525 Cuban regulars with Russian rifles. 1222 01:49:02,775 --> 01:49:05,319 That data has already been factored in. 1223 01:49:05,445 --> 01:49:07,905 - Sergeant? It's Battalion. - Go ahead. 1224 01:49:09,282 --> 01:49:13,286 Big Daddy says, "Get off your ass and get back in the war." His words, sir. 1225 01:49:14,662 --> 01:49:16,539 He says he wants to recon that hill. 1226 01:49:16,831 --> 01:49:19,208 He says one of our fly-fly boys saw some armor. 1227 01:49:19,292 --> 01:49:21,252 You're full of all kinds of good news. 1228 01:49:21,544 --> 01:49:23,254 You're too ugly to live forever. 1229 01:49:24,255 --> 01:49:25,715 Gunney, recon that hill. 1230 01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:30,386 Wait for Foxtrot Company before launching any assault. Stay in contact. 1231 01:49:30,970 --> 01:49:34,640 Shall I send back data, sir, or is that already factored in? 1232 01:49:35,266 --> 01:49:36,726 Move out. 1233 01:49:38,227 --> 01:49:42,148 I think Powers is hot for you. You better watch your back. 1234 01:49:42,231 --> 01:49:44,692 Let's move out, Recon. Form up. 1235 01:50:02,001 --> 01:50:03,169 Keep moving. 1236 01:50:18,226 --> 01:50:19,685 Get down. 1237 01:51:27,462 --> 01:51:29,672 Bad mistake, coming in here like this. 1238 01:51:29,797 --> 01:51:33,551 - It's my fault, Gunney. I led them up here. - Apologize to their mothers. 1239 01:51:33,676 --> 01:51:34,927 Jesus, Gunney! 1240 01:51:36,512 --> 01:51:38,723 Lay some steel on those targets there. 1241 01:51:39,557 --> 01:51:40,558 Aponte! 1242 01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:44,354 Radio Battalion for air support. 1243 01:51:45,605 --> 01:51:47,482 Gunney, I think Profile is dead. 1244 01:52:01,996 --> 01:52:03,790 Don't let him die, Gunney. 1245 01:52:05,541 --> 01:52:07,168 That's not up to me. 1246 01:52:07,585 --> 01:52:10,338 Come on. Stay down, everyone. Let's go. 1247 01:52:16,344 --> 01:52:17,970 - How you doing? - I'm okay. 1248 01:52:18,221 --> 01:52:20,181 Doing better than Profile. 1249 01:52:20,473 --> 01:52:22,100 I can still fight. 1250 01:52:22,725 --> 01:52:24,185 We'll make it out of here? 1251 01:52:24,268 --> 01:52:26,562 - You got a date, Collins? - You never know. 1252 01:52:30,566 --> 01:52:32,193 Gunney, I got Profile killed. 1253 01:52:32,276 --> 01:52:35,947 It was his time. And when it's your time, your time is up. 1254 01:52:36,072 --> 01:52:37,865 I could have gotten them all killed. 1255 01:52:37,990 --> 01:52:41,077 Yes, but you didn't. Just don't make the same mistake twice. 1256 01:52:41,369 --> 01:52:42,370 Right. 1257 01:52:42,787 --> 01:52:45,456 I think I figured out a way to call an air strike... 1258 01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:47,834 ...if we can find out where this line is cut. 1259 01:52:47,959 --> 01:52:48,960 Jones! 1260 01:52:49,961 --> 01:52:52,880 - That's my name, loving's my game. - Thanks for volunteering. 1261 01:52:53,589 --> 01:52:54,590 Say what? 1262 01:52:54,799 --> 01:52:57,635 Get on the roof. Find out where this line is cut. 1263 01:52:58,052 --> 01:53:00,263 Come on, men. Don't stand there, damn it. 1264 01:53:13,818 --> 01:53:17,155 I wish I was back in New Jersey, watching The Flintstones. 1265 01:53:17,405 --> 01:53:19,198 This is bullshit. 1266 01:53:23,536 --> 01:53:26,122 Don't you motherfuckers know who you're shooting at? 1267 01:53:26,247 --> 01:53:28,541 I'm the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 1268 01:53:29,542 --> 01:53:34,005 Big banana-eating, bean-farting motherfuckers don't speak English. 1269 01:53:34,714 --> 01:53:35,715 Hello? 1270 01:53:36,049 --> 01:53:37,050 Hello? 1271 01:53:38,426 --> 01:53:39,427 It works. 1272 01:53:39,844 --> 01:53:42,930 Damn right, it works. I almost got my ass shot off for Ma Bell. 1273 01:53:43,890 --> 01:53:45,516 Hello? Operator? 1274 01:53:45,975 --> 01:53:49,812 Yes. I want to make an emergency, long distance call... 1275 01:53:49,937 --> 01:53:53,608 ...to Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. Collect. 1276 01:53:55,151 --> 01:53:56,152 What? 1277 01:53:57,904 --> 01:54:00,823 Anybody have a credit card? They won't make collect calls. 1278 01:54:04,952 --> 01:54:08,623 Have no fear. Stitch is here, and I never go to combat without my plastic. 1279 01:54:12,794 --> 01:54:13,795 Yes. 1280 01:54:14,379 --> 01:54:16,089 6-6-0... 1281 01:54:16,339 --> 01:54:18,049 ...5- 5-8... 1282 01:54:18,633 --> 01:54:20,510 ...0- 7- 1-1... 1283 01:54:22,011 --> 01:54:23,638 Camp Lejeune? 1284 01:54:24,555 --> 01:54:26,182 Are you for real? 1285 01:54:27,558 --> 01:54:31,312 Grid 2-1-9... 1286 01:54:31,813 --> 01:54:36,526 ...6- 3-2-1-8. 1287 01:54:38,861 --> 01:54:41,531 - Did they get it? - I don't know. The phone went dead. 1288 01:54:43,282 --> 01:54:44,283 Give me that. 1289 01:54:47,161 --> 01:54:48,705 Gunney, where are you going? 1290 01:54:49,455 --> 01:54:52,125 If they don't see our marker, we'll be in real trouble. 1291 01:54:52,250 --> 01:54:54,210 But you don't know if we got through. 1292 01:54:54,377 --> 01:54:56,003 We'll have to improvise, sir. 1293 01:55:14,939 --> 01:55:16,232 Highway's been hit! 1294 01:55:22,780 --> 01:55:24,574 What are we going to do, sir? 1295 01:55:29,746 --> 01:55:31,080 Let's go. 1296 01:56:04,238 --> 01:56:05,782 Don't die, man. 1297 01:56:08,826 --> 01:56:09,827 Gunney! 1298 01:56:12,413 --> 01:56:13,414 Jones. 1299 01:56:15,249 --> 01:56:18,836 Just because we are holding hands doesn't mean we'll take warm showers... 1300 01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:21,672 ...until the wee hours of the morning. You hear me? 1301 01:56:22,590 --> 01:56:26,010 - I thought you were dead. - Wishful thinking. 1302 01:56:31,099 --> 01:56:33,393 Lieutenant, what are we waiting for? 1303 01:56:34,602 --> 01:56:38,731 All right, you devil dogs, let's take that fucking hill! 1304 01:58:58,121 --> 01:58:59,122 Go! 1305 01:59:10,133 --> 01:59:11,676 Get them out of there. 1306 01:59:13,219 --> 01:59:15,263 Move it! Get your hands up! 1307 01:59:36,868 --> 01:59:38,161 All secure, sir! 1308 01:59:38,995 --> 01:59:41,039 - Corporal Jones! - Yes, sir! 1309 01:59:43,166 --> 01:59:44,417 Move them out. 1310 01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:46,294 You heard him, men! Move them out! 1311 02:00:27,794 --> 02:00:30,797 Just what the hell do you think you were doing? 1312 02:00:35,051 --> 02:00:37,261 Just enjoying the view, sir. 1313 02:00:38,763 --> 02:00:40,390 You disobeyed a direct order. 1314 02:00:42,058 --> 02:00:45,728 I told you to stay in contact and not take this hill without me. 1315 02:00:48,064 --> 02:00:50,024 Get on your feet, Highway! 1316 02:00:52,276 --> 02:00:56,489 With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me. 1317 02:01:33,276 --> 02:01:36,112 - Who's in charge here? - I am, sir. Major Malcolm Powers. 1318 02:01:36,696 --> 02:01:38,239 Did you lead this assault? 1319 02:01:39,365 --> 02:01:43,036 Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant Highway disobeyed a direct order, sir. 1320 02:01:43,953 --> 02:01:47,290 I told them to wait for support, but they still charged this hill. 1321 02:01:47,540 --> 02:01:48,624 Why? 1322 02:01:48,833 --> 02:01:51,753 Because we're paid to improvise, sir. To overcome, to adapt. 1323 02:01:51,836 --> 02:01:53,963 I gave the order to take this hill, sir. 1324 02:01:54,255 --> 02:01:56,549 Ring, this is going to ruin your career. 1325 02:01:58,509 --> 02:02:02,013 - Are you new to the infantry, Major? - Yes, sir. I came over from Supply. 1326 02:02:02,138 --> 02:02:03,931 - Were you good at that? - Yes, sir! 1327 02:02:04,390 --> 02:02:08,436 Then stick to it, because you're a cluster fuck as an infantry officer. 1328 02:02:08,603 --> 02:02:10,730 This is a Marine Amphibious Unit, Major. 1329 02:02:10,855 --> 02:02:12,482 My men are hard chargers. 1330 02:02:12,565 --> 02:02:15,318 Ring and Highway took a handful of young fire-pissers... 1331 02:02:15,443 --> 02:02:18,154 ...exercised some personal initiative, and kicked ass! 1332 02:02:20,490 --> 02:02:22,533 - Good work, Lieutenant. - Thank you, sir! 1333 02:02:23,076 --> 02:02:26,579 Lieutenant, see that those students are escorted back to Cherry Point. 1334 02:02:29,082 --> 02:02:30,541 You're dismissed! 1335 02:02:51,354 --> 02:02:54,524 What are you two sorry-assed individuals looking at? 1336 02:02:54,649 --> 02:02:56,275 Get out of my LZ. 1337 02:02:57,860 --> 02:02:59,404 Semper Fi. 1338 02:03:04,283 --> 02:03:07,537 Chooz, I guess we're not 0-1-1 now. 1339 02:03:47,410 --> 02:03:49,287 - There's my family. - All right. 1340 02:03:49,912 --> 02:03:51,706 - Got anybody here? - No. 1341 02:03:51,789 --> 02:03:55,543 But it's a beautiful day and I'm ready to play. 1342 02:03:55,668 --> 02:03:58,671 - Give them hell, man. - Definitely. 1343 02:04:11,309 --> 02:04:15,772 Like I said, I'm ready to play. You know what I mean? 1344 02:04:16,314 --> 02:04:18,274 Anytime, man. 1345 02:04:18,775 --> 02:04:20,318 You'll be a civilian soon. 1346 02:04:20,401 --> 02:04:24,781 Grow your hair long, sleep late, become an asshole rock and roll star. 1347 02:04:25,615 --> 02:04:28,618 Sergeant Major Choozoo gave me re-up papers. 1348 02:04:28,868 --> 02:04:30,328 And you signed them? 1349 02:04:30,453 --> 02:04:33,456 Yes, Gunney, I'm a better Marine than I was a singer. 1350 02:04:33,873 --> 02:04:36,626 You're also a lot dumber than I thought you were, too. 1351 02:04:36,709 --> 02:04:37,960 What about you? 1352 02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:43,049 No, I've had it. No room in this man's Corps for me now. 1353 02:04:43,633 --> 02:04:45,593 Besides, they've got you. 1354 02:05:07,156 --> 02:05:11,160 I guess all of these marching bands and parades are old stuff to you. 1355 02:05:12,286 --> 02:05:14,664 To tell you the truth, this is the first time. 1356 02:05:15,498 --> 02:05:18,000 There are my ladies. 1357 02:05:18,126 --> 02:05:20,253 Gunney, duty calls.