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What up, my lovely females?
This is your boy, Costa.
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Your host for the evening.
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Behind me is Thomas Kub's house,
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today is Thomas Kub's birthday,
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and this is Project X, yo.
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[2 Live Crew's
"We Want Some Pussy" playing]
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Birthday cake! Mmm.
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Dax, my dick is gonna
get so wet tonight--
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- Excuse me?
- Shit! Um...
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- Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already.
- So,
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what's getting wet tonight?
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Uh... nothing.
I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.
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Who's your friend?
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Don't worry about him. We're just shooting
this little birthday movie for Thomas.
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It's, like, this day-in-the-life
thing that we do.
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He's still in the shower.
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See you later.
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[whispering]
Fuck me, that was close!
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Dax...
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- Happy birthday, motherfucker!
- Shit!
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What the fuck, dude?
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- What the fuck, man?
- Get out. Quit jerking off to your mom.
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So, dude, it's your last day of being a loser.
How does it feel?
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Ew! You're such a dick, Costa.
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That shit never gets old.
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What's up, Dax?
How'd they rope you into this?
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He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V club.
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He's a fucking weirdo, I know,
but he's a solid shooter.
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He's gonna make us look pimping.
You fucking better!
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- Thomas, get down here!
- Oh, shit. Let's go.
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You said your parents were
gonna be gone by 7.
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- Come on.
- I don't want to go talk to your fucking dad.
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Your mother will kill me,
and then I'll have to kill you guys.
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- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay?
- Oh, cool.
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You guys can have that.
Knock yourself out.
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Back door, turn the alarm system off,
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and, look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot.
I know that you're going to have friends over,
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- Dad, why do you think--
- Honestly, we have no--
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I'm sorry,
who are you?
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That's Dax. He's shooting a movie
for a birthday ... present.
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- He's just a friend from school.
- Four or five friends tops.
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I'm just asking that
you please respect my house.
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- Okay?
- Alright. Fine.
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So, don't forget to leave the
gate open for the gardener.
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I know I don't need to tell you,
but my car is off-limits.
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- Yeah, Dad, I know.
- Okay. Good.
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Pool heater?
Don't touch it.
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Also, guys, do not
go in my office, right?
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You know I have three
projects I'm working on.
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I don't want anybody in there. Clear?
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Get out. Out! Out! Out! Out!
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Nothing goes in here, alright?
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Where's your mom?
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Oh, I've got to get the bags.
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What... What's going on?
What's the matter?
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I'm just worried.
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- About what?
- I don't know.
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Thomas. Leaving him
alone all weekend.
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Please, stop it.
Come on, honey, he's...
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- He's 17 years old.
- That's what I'm worried about.
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Let's be realistic here, okay?
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This is Thomas we're talking about.
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- He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
- What is that supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying that he's not
that type of kid, you know?
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He's got a couple of friends.
They're gonna hang out.
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They're not going to do anything.
He's a sweet kid, but...
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he's a loser.
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[all singing]
Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, Thomas.
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Whoo! Yay!
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Honey, car's here.
Boys, you've got to get to school.
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Cool.
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Hold on. We've got to give
Thomas his birthday present.
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Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas
was born on your anniversary, huh?
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What a great anniversay gift: A baby.
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Happy birthday, sweetie!
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Mom's minivan? Nice!
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- Yeah, and it's just for school and back, all right?
- Yes, of course.
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- Cool, right? You've got a car now.
- Thank you so much. I know.
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Okay, and, Milo, you take
good care of Thomas, okay?
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Mom's gonna miss you.
Okay, bye.
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All right. See you, guys.
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And, uh, every one of my
phone calls get answered, right?
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- Every one.
- Yeah, I know.
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- All right. Have fun.
- Happy anniversary!
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Get off me,
you little faggot dog!
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Yeah! It's on,
motherfuckers! Whoo!
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Chill out! God damn.
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Dude, it was really cool of your mom and
dad to clean it out and wash it for you.
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Dude, it's a free car.
I'm not about to complain about a free car.
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First off, it's not even a car.
It's a fucking minivan.
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We can't even roll in this.
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Dude, too bad your dad didn't give
you the Benz. That would've been sick.
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You know, you're right, Costa.
Let's just take your car.
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- Oh, you don't have one.
- Good fucking joke.
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So, dog, you ready for tonight?
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Uh... I actually want to
talk to you about that
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before we jump into it.
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- I knew it. You're bitching out.
- What?
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What? Dude, I'm not bitching out.
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Thomas is bitching out like
the little bitch that he is.
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Oh, my God.
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We need this party, man.
You need this party.
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I'm just nervous. What if nobody
shows up? What if it sucks?
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That's not an option.
People will show up.
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Look at J.B. He's like a little
fat Rain Man texting away.
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Are you telling me
he doesn't need this?
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Holy shit! Did your parents give
you the minivan? That's awesome!
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Hey, Costa.
Hey, Dax!
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Excuse me,
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can I get to my locker right there?
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Dude, why are you staring at my dick?
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I wasn't.
It's-- my locker is right there...
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- Whatever, you fucking weirdo.
- Just let it go. Just come on.
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- Yeah, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom.
- See? See what I told you?
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Is it true what I heard about you
at Sam's party last week?
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You got a blowjob from his mom?
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That party was so sick.
Everyone got laid.
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You know, Wheelchair
Robert even got a handjob.
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Nice.
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Are you kidding me? Why the fuck
weren't we at that party, man?
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Well, so we missed
the party, dude. Big deal.
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It is a big deal.
We miss every party.
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I mean, did you hear that guy?
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Wheelchair Robert got beat off.
I want to show you something.
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You see this? Check this out.
That's Stacia. She's gorgeous, right?
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That's my girl back in Queens, and we
could be crushing this kind of ass.
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We need a game-changer.
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I mean, no one even knows who we are.
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If we want to be big-time players,
we need to make a big-time play.
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You feel me?
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J.B. ... Whoa! What the fuck, man?
Why do you have a boner?
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I don't. It's just ...
my underwear is sitting funny.
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- Dude, cover up.
- That's absolutely disgusting.
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I mean, it's easy to talk shit, when
the party's not even at your house.
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Dude, please don't back out.
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This party is going to
change everything for us.
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Yeah, well, I'm the one
taking the whole risk.
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I mean, all you do is show up and drink.
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Do you really think your two best friends
would ditch you if something went wrong?
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- I'm fucking offended, man.
- Yeah, me, too.
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The whole idea behind tonight
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is to get these bitches to recognize
us as large-scale ballers.
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Back in Queens,
I had hos blowing me on the reg.
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Then I started hanging out
with you two? ZERO!
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- I just don't really see the point any more.
- How do you not see the point?
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There's the point.
There's the point.
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- Okay.
- There's two more fucking points right there!
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- It's all around, dude.
- I get it.
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If you fuck this up, I will stab you.
I'm not kidding.
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- Okay, like, no more than twenty people.
- Twenty people?
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- All right. Thirty people, okay?
- Thirty people?
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Yeah. I have to make sure
my house doesn't get totally fucked.
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Thirty people won't change anything for us.
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All right. Like, okay,
fifty people absolute max.
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Fine. Fifty people.
Absolute max.
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You know, just big enough to be cool.
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Mass marketing.
Ya know.
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... and if you guys get there
before we get there,
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you could just get in the backyard and
set up, and do what you've got to do.
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Dax. Dax.
Go up over the top.
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Okay. Really appreciate that.
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Oh, uh... I have to
call you back, Sarah. I'm sorry.
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Dude, what are you doing, Dax?
Get the fuck out of here!
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Guys...
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Oh, are you fucking with me right now?
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That was a business call
for your birthday party!
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Who takes a shit
and makes a business call?
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Are you guys kidding me?
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Come on, dude. I can't see a thing!
It's dark as fuck in here!
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Dax, come on. Let's get closer.
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It should be pretty cool, eh?
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Basically chill.
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- I'm letting Costa plan most of it.
- Oh.
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That sounds like a really brilliant idea.
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No, he's doing a good job.
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He's, like, getting a bunch of booze, and...
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I think, like, a DJ.
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A DJ? Super chill.
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Guess what Mama Kub
and Papa Kub got for, uh...
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Baby Kub?
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- ...Baby Kub for his birthday?
- What?
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The Kubmobile.
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They gave you the minivan?
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For my birthday, yes.
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Your parents definitely
give the worst gifts ever.
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Where's your present?
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Dude, are you serious? You haven't gotten
me a birthday present in, like, ten years!
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- I thought we were just...
- So?
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But, since I am a better friend than you,
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I did get you something.
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I'll bring it tonight.
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Okay, I have to go run.
Happy birthday, loser.
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Don't trip.
Oh, shit!
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Ow!
I'm okay!
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Thomas, suck my cock.
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- What?
- Mama Kub and Papa Kub?
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Yeah. Those are my parents, asshole.
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Damn! She's so fucking hot, dude.
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You think she'll come tonight?
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I'm not inviting her.
You've got to do this one.
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Alexis won't come.
She fucks college dudes.
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Lamell?
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- What the...? I don't know any Lamell.
- Aw, he's cool.
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You guys, seriously, the last thing
I want in my house is a bunch of randoms.
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Wrong, dude.
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The last thing you want
is nobody at your fucking house.
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The more the word gets around,
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the more likely these chicks
are going to show up at our party.
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Watch and learn how Captain __ does it.
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[Trick Daddy's "I'm a Thug" playing]
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Hey, girls.
Remember to wear something tight.
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What's up, sisters?
Thomas Kub's house. 8 o'clock.
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Come get a piece of this white chocolate.
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Are you going to be going
to Thomas' birthday party tonight?
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Thomas? Who's that?
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Who's Thomas?
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Is there something there? That dick in the
sweater vest was telling us about?
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What up, Ace? 8 o'clock.
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What are your expectations
for the party tonight, dude?
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Get high. Fuck bitches.
You don't even know.
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Yeah, I think we're gonna come.
Can we bring some people?
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Can I bring people?
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Thomas Kub's house.
8 o'clock.
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[Happy Birthday, Thomas Kub!]
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Oh, shit!
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[J.B. likes hard cock]
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What we are witnessing
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is truly a breathtaking moment
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in the life of our young Thomas.
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The helpless fetus is
growing a tiny, tiny penis.
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A penis he may some day
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insert into this female's vagina,
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should he survive his first encounter
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without her
eating him.
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[Pusha T feat. Tyler, the Creator
"Trouble On My Mind" playing]
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Dude, we need a ton.
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Extra-large condoms.
242
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I'm not paying for that shit.
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[over PA]
Attention, valued shoppers.
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Join us for an evening of
ballsy entertainment at Thomas Kub's house.
245
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Dude, stop.
246
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:48,280
Hey, little one, want
something to drink?
247
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:51,030
She's gonna catch him,
and he's gonna get his ass kicked.
248
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,330
Holy shit, dude!
It's Miles Teller!
249
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,320
Dude, that's him. Holy shit.
250
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,310
Yeah, my boy started at
second base for UMC.
251
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,980
I heard he got sent to detention once
and he ended up banging the teacher.
252
00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:17,980
Mi-Tel, what's crackin', bro?
253
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,620
We go to North Pas.
254
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,170
- Yeah, we're big fans.
- Huge fans.
255
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Cool. Awesome.
256
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,620
Look: we're making a movie.
257
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Invite him, man. Come on.
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00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:29,270
Okay, uh...
259
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,590
Listen, Miles,
260
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,350
we're having a little
soirée at my place tonight.
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I mean, if you want to swing by.
262
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,110
Teller, my boy here is
under-selling this like a motherfucker.
263
00:13:37,111 --> 00:13:39,720
The shit's gonna be legit.
You should definitely swing by.
264
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,590
Yeah, I can't
I've actually got other plans tonight,
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00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,210
so I might not make it.
266
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,860
Dude, think about it.
It's on Dickens Street.
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Love to have you.
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00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,340
Uh... Dickens Street?
269
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,340
That's your party?
You guys are throwing that?
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00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:53,970
I'm-- That's where I'm going. I heard
it's gonna be fucking crazy, bro.
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Yeah, it's my party.
I'm Thomas Kub.
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It's my birthday today.
273
00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,600
Yeah, I heard there's gonna be
unlimited high-school pussy and shit.
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Dude, high-school pussy for days.
275
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,070
What? Mind your own business, lady.
276
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,900
Um... how are you guys doing
on liquor? You got liquor?
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I'll figure it out. I'll tell you what: Don't
even worry about it, man. I'll bring it.
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I'll call my boys up.
Don't even sweat about anything.
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Thank you so much!
280
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,240
Cool. See you guys tonight, then.
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00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,390
- Alright, cool.
- Dickens Street.
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00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,370
Teller, bring your mitt.
We'll play catch.
283
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:22,620
No.
284
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,420
Bring your mitt?
Fucking fuck?
285
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:28,470
[AMG's "Bitch Betta Have My Money" playing]
286
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,020
Okay, here's what I want:
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The party is limited to the backyard, okay?
288
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,940
The house will be locked,
and the alarm will be set.
289
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:40,300
No one is going inside. All right?
290
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,850
- You want us to throw down in the bushes?
- I don't care.
291
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:46,170
Dude, if I don't fuck a girl with big
titties tonight, I'm drowning myself.
292
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,510
I don't care if she's 300 pounds.
I have to fuck a girl with big titties.
293
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,310
You feel my drift, J.B.?
294
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,280
Sure do. I mean,
I'd love to get some oral,
295
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,880
or, at least, do some finger-banging.
296
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,150
What? Finger-banging?
Can you please elaborate?
297
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,858
What you're going to do
is take your first finger,
298
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,318
your thumb, and your middle finger.
299
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,510
Make a "come here" motion.
Like, "Hey, come here."
300
00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:08,130
This is called, "The Machine Gun",
or "The Friendly Scissors".
301
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,570
This is called, "The Circle of Pleasure"...
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider" ...
302
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,970
Tapping and circling... Tap-tap-tap...
303
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,220
By the way, keep telling her
how pretty she is all the time.
304
00:15:15,221 --> 00:15:16,980
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
305
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:19,770
- Oh, my God!
- Your loss, man. It's good knowledge.
306
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,783
You're gonna go straight up here,
307
00:15:20,784 --> 00:15:22,090
and then you're gonna
take a right again.
308
00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:25,270
Alright. Listen. The three of us
will have full access to the house
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00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,030
for sex and finger-banging--
310
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:27,950
Yes!
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00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,590
-- but no one else, okay?
312
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,550
Of course, bro.
We got your back.
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00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,210
- Okay. Take a right.
- Here?
314
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,888
You're gonna want to lock your doors.
315
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,760
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
316
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,500
Lock your doors.
317
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:41,860
T-Rick. Gotta score
some of that chronic shit!
318
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:43,150
Are you sure this guy is cool?
319
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,450
T-Rick's the coolest.
He's ex-military.
320
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:48,080
Wait 'til you see his gun
collection, bro. It's fucking insane.
321
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,428
This place is ghetto as fuck.
322
00:15:49,429 --> 00:15:51,128
Yeah. Why the fuck do we have
to come all the way over here?
323
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,920
I mean, can't we just get it at school?
324
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,870
Where do you think the school
gets it from? This is wholesale, nigga.
325
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,420
You are literally retarded.
326
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:00,770
Aw, shut the fuck up.
327
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,730
T-Rick! Open up!
328
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,860
Hey! What's up, bro?
329
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,990
How you doing?
Everything copacetic?
330
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:19,240
Dude, everything's great. I see you
upgraded the dish. Everything looks great.
331
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,570
Yeah, I fucking did. I upscaled it.
332
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,140
These are my boys J.B. and Thomas.
333
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,760
Hi. How are you doing?
334
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:36,700
...a semi-automatic Mossberg Maverick.
335
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,850
I'd love to go to the range
with you some time. You know?
336
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,810
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Go to the range.
337
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,170
Get it all out of your system.
338
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:46,610
Pretend you're killing Congs if you want.
339
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:52,790
[James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"
playing in background]
340
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,460
Alright, well, I'll get your stuff.
341
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,690
- Here. Stoke up the fire, buddy.
- Aw, man, you're the man.
342
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,120
- Okay, T-Rick.
- Yeah. Kick ass, man.
343
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,290
Can we get going?
344
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,380
- Come sit down, dude.
- Check it out.
345
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:18,460
- What are you doing?
- Fucking stop.
346
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,610
That's technically a homosexual act.
347
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,760
Oh! I'm coming on Santa Claus' face!
348
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:28,110
Costa! He's coming back!
349
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,150
- Take it!
- What are you doing? Are you stealing it?
350
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,720
No! Just borrowing it.
We need a fucking mascot for the party.
351
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,350
Here you go.
352
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,830
Let's do this.
I've got to be at the dojo by five.
353
00:17:42,831 --> 00:17:44,530
Absolutely.
354
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,560
I told you guys.
T-Rick's just a sweetheart.
355
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,790
You little fucking cocksucker!
356
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,440
Give the gnome back!
357
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,800
Just drive! Go!
358
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:08,300
He's a fucking wild man!
He's fucking crazy!
359
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,600
Holy shit!
360
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,370
Oh, my God.
361
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,490
God! Dude,
362
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,600
he fucking cracked my windshield!
363
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:38,170
My cousin owns a body shop.
He'll fix it no problem, man.
364
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,310
Kung-fu no good here.
365
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,320
Aaaahhhh!!!
366
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,340
Give me back my gnome!
367
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:47,460
The guy's like the fucking Terminator! Jesus!
368
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:50,700
- No, he was super-pissed, though.
- He scared the shit out of me.
369
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,650
Hey, boss.
370
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:56,440
- What the fuck?
- There he is.
371
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:58,208
This is Everett, and his boy, Tyler.
372
00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,840
They're gonna be running
security for the night.
373
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,830
Are you serious?
374
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,460
- Are those nunchucks?
- Yeah.
375
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,078
- Oh, shit.
- You guys look like ninjas.
376
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,438
Ninjas are fucking pussies.
377
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,068
- That's why I love this kid.
- You know it.
378
00:19:08,069 --> 00:19:10,548
Seriously, Thomas, with these two,
we've got nothing to worry about.
379
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,270
- We outside the Kub house--
- Hey!
380
00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:14,300
- We've got bogeys.
- What up, Costa?
381
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:15,780
Do I know you guys?
382
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,520
We heard about your shindig tonight.
383
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,030
- We want in.
- Freshmen?
384
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,030
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
385
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,180
- Come on, dude.
- Are you still talking?
386
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,510
Get the fuck out of here.
387
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,620
- Dick.
- Oh!
388
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,620
J.B., drop those bags.
We've got work to do.
389
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,320
Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stilson.
390
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,600
My name is Oliver.
This is my friend, Jonathan.
391
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,540
- We're both friends of Thomas Kub.
- Oh.
392
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,170
Yeah. We're hosting a little
birthday party for Thomas,
393
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,600
and we wanted to give you
the courtesy of informing you that there
394
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,880
possibly would be a little
bit of party-related noise.
395
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:54,380
You are a very beautiful woman.
396
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,660
... a little birthday party for Thomas Kub.
He lives just over there.
397
00:19:56,661 --> 00:20:00,380
- Am I invited?
- Uh... Yeah, you can come by.
398
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:02,840
Well, guys, thank you very much, and
have a good time at your pool party.
399
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:06,040
Thank you, man. I really appreciate it.
Come by any time you want, man. Seriously.
400
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,760
- All right. Thank you.
- All right.
401
00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,180
Bye, baby!
402
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,410
Muchas gracias por su... consideration.
403
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:17,220
Estas bienvenido.
404
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,230
- Gracias.
- De nada.
405
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,790
- DJ's over there.
- Cool.
406
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,810
- Got the bar set up over here.
- Nice.
407
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,630
- Karaoke in the poolhouse.
- Nice!
408
00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:29,430
Holy shit, dude!
409
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,160
Where'd you get a bouncy house?
410
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:33,880
- Costa hooked it up.
- You know it, baby!
411
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,780
$50 extra with the porta-potty.
412
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,780
They threw these in for free.
413
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:41,110
- Nice touch.
- Why not? It's a birthday party!
414
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,738
You guys want to help?
Do something!
415
00:20:42,739 --> 00:20:44,750
Hey, Chubs, why don't you grab
your twin brother right there?
416
00:20:44,751 --> 00:20:47,150
- Fuck it, dick.
- Hey, dudes, check it out.
417
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,910
Yeah, like that's going to work.
418
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,298
Yes, it is going to work.
419
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,910
Next time your pool guy's here,
he's going to be, like,
420
00:20:51,911 --> 00:20:55,550
"Excuse me, Mr. Kub, but I seem to
have found some water in your semen."
421
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,860
Fucking disgusting.
422
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,660
J.B. I thought I told you pick up ice!
423
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:06,400
I did. It's in the freezer in the garage.
424
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:09,160
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
- I'm getting in shape for the party.
425
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:12,100
- The party is in three hours!
- It's mostly water-weight.
426
00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:15,460
- Wrestlers do it all the time.
- Yeah, wrestlers also wrestle all the time.
427
00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,070
- Let's crank this thing up.
- No! Please, Costa, don't!
428
00:21:17,071 --> 00:21:19,530
It's not gonna work
unless we crank it up.
429
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,080
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
430
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,180
- Let's go! Come on!
- Dax! Dax!
431
00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:27,370
Help me! Dax! Aahh!
432
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:33,340
Are you alright, dude?
J.B., are you alright?
433
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:36,470
An hour from now,
this place is a fucking madhouse.
434
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:41,750
Not a madhouse. It's going
to be a fun, decent-sized party.
435
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,380
You. Me. Dax.
436
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,380
Thank you. I don't drink alcohol.
437
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,280
Okay, faggot.
438
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,520
To one sick, fucking night.
439
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:54,180
Cheers.
440
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,930
Shit! Come on!
441
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,930
How are you so fucking
bad at this game, Costa?
442
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:13,000
Shut up, Kirby.
You're killing my concentration.
443
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:17,180
Thomas, come here.
I'm kicking Costa's ass.
444
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,080
Oh-ho! Watch this.
445
00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:21,800
- Looks like I win.
- Shit! Fuck you.
446
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,890
You guys, it's like 9:20 already.
447
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,680
Dude, relax. People are going
to show up. I promise, bro.
448
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,420
- It's getting late.
- I'm gonna look like such a dick if no one shows.
449
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,700
Shut the fuck up, Thomas.
450
00:22:30,701 --> 00:22:33,300
It's pissing me off that
you don't trust me to know what I'm doing.
451
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,180
I'm the hub of a very large social circle.
452
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:37,430
When I put the word out,
it goes fucking out.
453
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,400
- Oh. My. God.
- What the fuck are you wearing?
454
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,030
You're gonna get laid, dude.
455
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,820
Ladies love a guy with class.
456
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,310
Are you retarded?
457
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:55,160
Jesus Christ, man. Where do you
even get shit like that?
458
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:57,240
- Men's Wearhouse.
- Men's Wearhouse?
459
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,730
Hey. Whoa. Shh.
460
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,000
What is it?
461
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:05,370
That's what I said.
Don't doubt the master, bitches!
462
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:10,990
[Lloyd Banks feat. Juelz Santana
"Beamer, Benz, or Bentley" playing]
463
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,870
Dude, we've done good.
464
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,870
Jesus. All those chicks are really hot.
465
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,170
- They're coming in packs.
- This is insane.
466
00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,300
L'chaim!
467
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,280
What up, baby girl?
468
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,290
Yeah. This is way more than fifty people.
469
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,480
Of course it is. It's "plus one."
470
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:52,960
That's fucking Alexis, dude.
471
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:56,320
- She came, man.
- Whoa.
472
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,680
Thomas, this is your party.
473
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:00,310
She's the hottest girl here.
474
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,730
That had better be yours tonight.
475
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:09,430
[Eminem - "W.T.P." playing]
476
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,560
Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas?
477
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,860
- I'm not doing beverages.
- What the fuck does that even mean?
478
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:35,610
- J.B. get this kid to drink.
- Yeah, all right.
479
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:40,080
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy!
480
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:42,360
Who's that dude with the mustache?
481
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,900
Oh, that's de Rosa. He graduated.
482
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,900
When? In 1986?
483
00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:49,980
Can we at least try
and have a good time?
484
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:52,410
Wooh!
485
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,400
- He's good.
- Here we go!
486
00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:57,410
Blast off!
487
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,840
That is not fucking cool!
488
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:08,640
Oh, my God! It's a flying dog!
489
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,170
That's my fucking dog!
490
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:18,750
- Oh, I've got to record this.
- Are you serious right now?
491
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,770
- Fuck this. I'm putting him inside.
- Let me help you.
492
00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:30,910
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that?
493
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,270
Poor Milo.
494
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:37,870
I don't know. It's pretty funny.
495
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,870
- Maybe I'll post it on YouTube.
- No!
496
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,780
No. Stop. Don't.
497
00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:44,900
Come on. You're way too easy.
498
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:47,630
- I love it.
- I hate you.
499
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,530
You'll be okay, Milo. I promise.
500
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,220
Alright, well, um...
501
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:00,750
I'm going to go back out there.
502
00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:06,690
Yo, what's up, bro?
503
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:12,050
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Nice party, man.
504
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:15,350
Yeah, thanks. Would you guys mind
maybe getting off my dad's car?
505
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,930
It's just, he'll go crazy if
anything happens to it, you know?
506
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,068
Alright, man, cool. Thanks.
I appreciate it.
507
00:27:20,069 --> 00:27:20,730
Yeah. Yeah.
508
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,820
Thomas! Take a bullet
from me right now.
509
00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:26,590
- What the fuck is that?
- It's tequila. Just fucking take it.
510
00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:28,710
Come here. Come here. Come on.
511
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,400
Ladies. What's up, ladies?
Who wants to take a shot with the birthday boy?
512
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:32,780
Hell yeah.
513
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:35,860
She's a professional. Open up!
514
00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:38,580
Take it! Oh, my God,
she's got a deep throat!
515
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,500
Okay! Open up! Open up!
516
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,830
- What's up, guys?
- Well, we did it.
517
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,868
This is amazing!
518
00:27:52,869 --> 00:27:54,848
How the hell did we get
all these people to show up?
519
00:27:54,849 --> 00:27:55,720
Check it out, guys.
520
00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,930
I'm pretty sure it's that girl from Playboy.
521
00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,760
- Who?
- My God, it is her.
522
00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:01,300
She graduated three years ago.
523
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,220
She's in Playboy's Pac-10 issue.
524
00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:04,520
Dibs.
525
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:05,800
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
526
00:28:05,801 --> 00:28:07,880
Well, I want to declare it, just in case.
527
00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,750
- [Bus horn honking]
- Oh, shit!
528
00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:13,940
We're fucked.
529
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:17,150
- What's going on?
- There's people in the house!
530
00:28:17,151 --> 00:28:18,560
Shit.
531
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,268
- Hey, Costa!
- I'm under-staffed!
532
00:28:20,269 --> 00:28:22,460
Come on! I need your
fucking help, man. Seriously.
533
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,870
Welcome to the party.
Welcome. Welcome.
534
00:28:30,871 --> 00:28:32,950
- Yo, what's up, man?
- Miles!
535
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,160
How we doing?
536
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,460
That's Ashley. Rachel. Sarah.
537
00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:38,730
Look at all these people
I brought to your party!
538
00:28:38,731 --> 00:28:40,730
Party camera, boost it up.
539
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,500
Let's go!
540
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:45,120
I'm talking about the fucking
people in the house, asshole, alright?
541
00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:48,400
My parents are going to crucify me
if anything gets fucked up.
542
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:50,198
You know what? I don't care
if everyone thinks I'm a dick,
543
00:28:50,199 --> 00:28:51,910
- I'm getting them out of the house, now.
- Dude, come on.
544
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,670
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
545
00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:01,060
Thomas, please don't
embarass me like this.
546
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:02,880
Yeah! Thomas!
547
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:06,360
[Crowd cheering]
548
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:12,300
That's what I like to see, baby!
Are you having a good time?
549
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:15,630
Come on, guys. Let's start
making some drinks. Let's get wasted.
550
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,240
Yeah, Costa!
551
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,760
Can I help you, sir?
552
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:28,258
- I'm here to see Thomas.
- First and last name, please.
553
00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:30,248
I'm Rob, the neighbor.
Who the fuck are you?
554
00:29:30,249 --> 00:29:32,680
- I'll ask the questions, sir.
- Get out of my way.
555
00:29:44,030 --> 00:29:46,470
Rob. Hey. What can I do for you, man?
556
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,700
Man, I don't mean
to be a dick here, or anything,
557
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,850
Your friend Oliver came over earlier and
told me you guys were having a little party,
558
00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:53,850
but this is too much.
559
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:57,430
Yeah, we actually should be winding
down around midnight. Maybe 1:00.
560
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,288
- Is that okay?
- No, man, it's not.
561
00:29:59,289 --> 00:30:01,718
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
562
00:30:01,719 --> 00:30:01,930
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
563
00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:04,320
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
564
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:05,868
Good to see you, brother.
565
00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,168
Actually, you know what, bud?
I'm not raging.
566
00:30:07,169 --> 00:30:09,278
I'm actually just telling Thomas
that it's time to shut it down.
567
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:11,590
You can't be serious. This is a
great party. What the fuck?
568
00:30:11,591 --> 00:30:13,600
I am serious, 'cause it's 11:30 at night,
569
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:15,830
and it's time to wrap it up.
570
00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:19,640
Why don't we just bring
everyone to the back, lower the volume--
571
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,340
Guys, this isn't a request.
The party is over.
572
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:25,140
I guess we'll have to agree
to disagree, then, aren't we?
573
00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:28,540
Listen to me. Thomas, either shut
it down, or I'm calling the cops.
574
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,990
Fine. Fuck it. I'm calling the
fucking co-- AAAHHH!
575
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,650
Oh, Jesus Christ,
what did you do that for?
576
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,430
Are you fucking kidding me?
He'll fucking kill you!
577
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Who the fuck Tased me?
I'm definitely calling the cops now.
578
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,058
You punched a kid in the face.
579
00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:46,570
I'm calling the cops on your ass now.
580
00:30:46,571 --> 00:30:47,590
Do it, genius.
581
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,080
It's all on tape. I just saw this
motherfucker record it right here.
582
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,800
All I got was you punching
that little child's face.
583
00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:55,610
- Fuck you.
- Go home, Robert.
584
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:59,080
[Crowd booing]
585
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,540
Are you alright, man?
Is he okay?
586
00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:03,450
You're a fucking champion!
587
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:04,560
He sucker-punched you.
588
00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,320
- We'd own that bitch in a real fight.
- You think so?
589
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,960
I know so. Fuck that asshole.
590
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,120
We'd kill him, bro.
591
00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:12,750
- Yo, Costa, what's up?
- Yo, go in the back.
592
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,230
I want you to dial it back like 10-15%.
593
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,640
You can't hard-charge all the time, alright?
594
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:19,970
- And lose the Taser, okay?
- I got it.
595
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:24,050
Get down here. We need
a post-up at the cockbiter's house.
596
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:27,430
If he calls the cops, I want you to
radio it over to me. Okay?
597
00:31:30,370 --> 00:31:32,570
Get out of here. Go!
598
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:42,430
Alexis was eye-fucking the shit out of you,
599
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,750
and you got college girls
on your dick. You're golden!
600
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,050
Dude, I'm so fucked.
601
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:48,060
Relax, man. Everything
is going great.
602
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:50,370
Oh, shit! Are you
fucking kidding me?
603
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:52,370
Didn't I tell you two to fuck off?
604
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:55,240
- Get down here, right now!
- Come on, Costa, there's like 200 people here.
605
00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:57,770
I don't care. T, get these
freshmen out of here.
606
00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:59,470
This is party for grown-ups.
607
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,790
- Let's fucking go!
- This makes no sense.
608
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,980
- There's kids younger than we are!
- Yeah, how the hell did they get up there?
609
00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:06,500
Move it, fellas. Go! Go!
You, too. Get out of here.
610
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:08,500
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
611
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,240
See? The kid's a pro.
We've got nothing to worry about.
612
00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:13,990
Dude, you heard Rob, man.
What if he calls the cops?
613
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,800
The guy isn't going to do shit.
He punched a 12 year-old in the face.
614
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,260
Thomas, everything is under control.
615
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,530
Let's just have some fun.
I got this. Okay?
616
00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:28,110
Cannonball, bitches!
617
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:36,035
Get in!
618
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,910
This is the Thomas Kub pool-cam.
619
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,800
Dude, check it out.
Check it out.
620
00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:51,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Read the sign, honey.
621
00:32:51,990 --> 00:32:54,760
Sorry. I don't make the rules.
622
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,480
No fucking way!
623
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,730
- Dude, go over there!
- Do you fucking believe this?
624
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,480
Yeah!
625
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:31,760
[All cheering]
626
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:36,200
- Oh, my God!
- Holy shit! Fucking insane!
627
00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:43,560
Oh, my God. Dude,
that sign fucking worked.
628
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,510
You've got to have faith, son.
629
00:33:45,511 --> 00:33:47,030
Would you like a glass of wine?
630
00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:50,060
I've got red. I've got white.
I've got Cabernet.
631
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:53,120
- Merlot.
- Just another beer would be great.
632
00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:21,650
How'd this thing get up here?
633
00:34:21,651 --> 00:34:24,940
- Was someone in my parents' room?
- It's a gnome. I guess he gets around.
634
00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:28,140
- Who cares, man?
- I just don't want people up here.
635
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,620
Besides, it's creepy.
Look at it.
636
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:33,730
J.B., what are you looking for?
637
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,538
Looking to see if your dad has condoms.
638
00:34:35,539 --> 00:34:36,830
I'm working on something downstairs.
639
00:34:36,831 --> 00:34:39,330
The only thing you're working on
is diabetes, you fat fuck.
640
00:34:39,331 --> 00:34:41,590
Whoa, dude, Alexis just texted me.
641
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,690
What? What's it say?
642
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,390
Body shots for the birthday boy right now.
643
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,970
- Dude, it's fucking on!
- Check it out.
644
00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:53,060
- Your dad is a freak.
- Stop.
645
00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:56,850
Costa, wait! What are you doing?
646
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,160
Replying.
647
00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:00,540
- Don't. Here, don't send that.
- Send. Too late, man.
648
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,330
What did you write?
649
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:05,570
"I want your ass, too, mommy"?
650
00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:08,230
"I want your ass, Mommy"?
Who talks like that?
651
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,340
I do. The shit works.
652
00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:13,170
Go. Go talk to her.
653
00:35:18,395 --> 00:35:24,895
[White Arrows - City Boy (KKS mix) playing]
654
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,110
Wait, wait wait!
No, no, no, no.
655
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,390
- What?
- Not like that. Not like that.
656
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,690
Like this.
657
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,520
Put this in your mouth.
658
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,290
Your turn.
659
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,840
Kub! House phone!
House phone!
660
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,640
Shit! Sorry.
661
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,520
Look out. Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me.
662
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:35,800
Sorry.
663
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,570
Thanks. Close that behind you.
664
00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:47,230
Shit! Dax, find the phone!
665
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:50,350
Alright, fuck it.
Just be quiet.
666
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,550
- Hello?
- Thomas.
667
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,558
- Are you there? Where've you been?
- Dad, hey.
668
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,528
We've been trying your cell phone all night.
669
00:36:57,529 --> 00:36:59,888
I thought we agreed
all my calls would be answered.
670
00:36:59,889 --> 00:37:01,470
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry about that.
671
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:04,130
We... We were in the hot tub,
so I didn't have it on me.
672
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:06,860
Thomas, please, I don't want to find
any wet towels when we get home.
673
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:09,430
- I want to come to a clean house, okay?
- Yes. Definitely.
674
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,458
[Knocking on door]
We were just calling-- What was that?
675
00:37:11,459 --> 00:37:12,950
[whispering]
Dude, look at her!
676
00:37:12,951 --> 00:37:14,700
What was that? Thomas?
677
00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:18,180
Uh... nothing. That was Costa.
You're on speaker-phone.
678
00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:21,140
Well, we just wanted to call
one last time before going to bed.
679
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,860
I can hear you're all safe. Good night.
680
00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:26,260
Yup, all good. Um...
681
00:37:26,270 --> 00:37:29,720
I'm actually about to
go to sleep ... right now.
682
00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:31,990
Great. Well, we'll see you Sunday.
683
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,440
- Happy birthday, Thomas.
- Thanks, Dad. Good night.
684
00:37:34,441 --> 00:37:36,180
Good night.
685
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:45,340
Holy shit!
686
00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:54,160
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
687
00:37:56,790 --> 00:37:59,500
Hey, I'm not here to bust anybody.
I'm just here to party.
688
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,990
C'mon, give me a break.
You got a ball?
689
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,670
- Yeah, man.
- Let's do this.
690
00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:06,920
Here we go.
691
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:13,640
Up high! Come on, right here! Yeah!
692
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,790
What's that, dude? Hold on, I can't
fucking hear a thing you're saying.
693
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,430
Speak up, E.
694
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,400
What? E?
695
00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:40,850
What the fuck are you doing here?
696
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:43,140
- What are you going to do about it?
- Dickhead.
697
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:48,310
You're a fucking asshole.
698
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:52,438
Go ahead, bro.
What's happening?
699
00:38:52,439 --> 00:38:54,570
Subject is currently arguing
with an overweight woman,
700
00:38:54,571 --> 00:38:57,240
most likely his wife.
She wants him to call the police.
701
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:59,880
He says he wants to
handle it himself. He's drinking.
702
00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:02,420
They're in the kitchen.
I'm upstairs.
703
00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:04,430
- Kids are asleep. Over.
- Wait! In their house?
704
00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:08,160
Are you fucking kidding me?
705
00:39:08,161 --> 00:39:10,610
E, get the fuck out! Now!
706
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:13,620
Negative. I'm a ghost. Out.
707
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,910
What the fuck am I
going to do with this kid?
708
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,720
E? E?
709
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:23,910
[Bonde do Rolê - Marina Do Bairro playing]
710
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,150
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah, I'm having a good time.
711
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,590
It's pretty fucking crazy.
712
00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:57,080
Oh, my God.
713
00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,350
What was wrong with me?
714
00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:01,210
Wow.
715
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,790
This was before Costa.
716
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,520
Yeah. The good old days.
717
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:08,250
Yeah. Back when you were
still in the crew, right?
718
00:40:09,850 --> 00:40:11,790
You used to be so cute.
What happened?
719
00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,630
Shut the fuck up.
720
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,840
It still looks like me.
721
00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:23,440
Was that weird? I'm sorry.
722
00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:26,290
- Shit. That was weird, wasn't it? Fuck.
- No... It was a little weird.
723
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,480
Um...
724
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:36,150
Cops on the way! Now!
Everybody, now! Party in the back!
725
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,010
Get in the back, now!
726
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,010
Hey, you over there!
Get in the back!
727
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,670
Cops are coming! Let's move!
728
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,950
Move it! Move it!
Let's go! Hurry up!
729
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,100
Cops are coming!
Everybody in the back!
730
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,340
Costa!
731
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:50,430
- Hey! Costa!
- Everybody get in the back!
732
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,820
Hey, what's going on?
733
00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:55,000
- The cops are on the way right now.
- Oh, shit.
734
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,990
Get in the back, now!
735
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,990
Everybody move! Let's go!
736
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,500
Hide the bottles!
737
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,580
Get going! Get in the back, now!
738
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:04,988
Get out, you guys, please!
739
00:41:04,989 --> 00:41:07,000
- They're on their way, now.
- Wait. How do you know that?
740
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,680
Don't ask. My boy is in deep.
741
00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:10,440
Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here.
742
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,460
- Is that everything?
- Yeah.
743
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:17,450
I've got your chalice.
744
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,990
Law enforcement currently on-scene.
745
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,330
Standing down ... for now.
746
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,720
- I don't hear anything.
- No, it doesn't sound like a party.
747
00:41:55,190 --> 00:41:57,890
Not a party that's still going, anyway.
748
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,980
Evening, officers.
749
00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:11,290
You fellas having a party?
750
00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:14,320
Yeah, we're having a small, little
birthday gathering for my friend.
751
00:42:14,330 --> 00:42:16,680
I'm the friend. It's my birthday.
752
00:42:17,390 --> 00:42:19,260
A lot of cars for a small party.
753
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:23,050
SSSSSShhhhhhh!!!!!
754
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:33,230
The house. Whose is it?
755
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,230
Is there a problem here, officers?
756
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,930
We have a noise complaint.
757
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:40,120
- Mind if we look around?
- I'd prefer if you didn't.
758
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:41,298
We're not asking.
759
00:42:41,299 --> 00:42:43,370
Excuse me, officers.
I'm not a lawyer or anything,
760
00:42:43,371 --> 00:42:47,720
doesn't the law state that you cannot enter
through a private residence without permission?
761
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,510
Is there an adult here we might speak with?
762
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,410
You're speaking with one.
I'm 18½ years-old, sir,
763
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:57,770
and, of course, in my culture,
I've been a man since my 13th birthday.
764
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,790
So, you're telling us we cannot come in?
765
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,520
Well, with all due respect,
technically the law says you cannot.
766
00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:05,520
What we're saying is you may not.
767
00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:07,900
I guess both are true.
The law says you cannot,
768
00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:09,720
because we say you may not.
769
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,710
All right, all right.
Props on all the can/may bullshit.
770
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,180
- Very good.
- No doubt. Thank you, sir.
771
00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:18,460
Just keep the noise down
to a minimum, okay?
772
00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:20,510
Yes, sir. Of course.
773
00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:23,490
Don't make us come back.
You know what I mean?
774
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,590
- Yeah.
- Of course.
775
00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:28,460
- Good night.
- Good night, officers.
776
00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:31,830
"Technically the law says..."
blah, blah, blah...
777
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:34,020
Damn Internet.
778
00:43:34,030 --> 00:43:36,640
Everybody's a fucking attorney.
779
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,080
- Fucking A, Costa.
- Seriously.
780
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,230
Come inside. Just come inside.
781
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,500
Just forget about it.
782
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,700
To the break of dawn, yo!
783
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:14,920
[All cheering]
784
00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:25,310
[Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratatat
"Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki remix)" playing]
785
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,760
Oh, shit!
786
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,930
What the fuck are you doing?
787
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,340
Thomas, my cousin can replace
the window, no problem.
788
00:45:26,341 --> 00:45:28,410
It's all good, man. I promise.
789
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,540
Where did you get this?
This is my mom's.
790
00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,880
It's not a problem.
I'm not going to break it.
791
00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:56,900
Throw it in here nice and low.
792
00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:10,950
Take it! They're pills!
793
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,600
It's Ecstacy, bro!
794
00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:14,610
Oh, shit! Give it to me!
795
00:46:25,490 --> 00:46:27,430
Are you serious?
You heard about this on craigslist?
796
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,590
On craigslist, yeah. There was
a thing, a gnome. He's right there.
797
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,830
- Whoa. We are so fucked.
- Relax, man.
798
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,420
We need to tell Thomas.
799
00:46:35,430 --> 00:46:38,040
T-Rick's so burned out,
he probably forgot about it already.
800
00:46:38,050 --> 00:46:39,830
This is bad.
801
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,290
Mom, Dad,
802
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,520
it's me, Thomas. Um...
803
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,650
I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse.
804
00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,340
Hopefully we'll meet again,
805
00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:52,660
so I can explain things.
806
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,600
I mean, I don't really have an explanation
other than fucking Costa made me do it.
807
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,190
- [Knocking on door]
- Fuck off!
808
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,960
- Dude, it's us!
- I know!
809
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,388
What the fuck are you doing in here?
810
00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:07,858
The whole party is outside, man.
811
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,490
Have you seen what
my fucking house looks like?
812
00:47:09,491 --> 00:47:12,170
We'll have the whole day to fix up
this place like new. It's all good.
813
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,980
No, it's not all good, okay?
814
00:47:14,990 --> 00:47:16,980
And what about this?
What if my parents see it?
815
00:47:16,981 --> 00:47:19,850
Nobody is going to
see this shit but us. I promise.
816
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,090
Where the fuck did all
these people even come from?
817
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:28,730
I mean, you know a guy down there told me
he found out about the party on craigslist?
818
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,360
My dad met my step-mom on craigslist.
819
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:34,790
So you just put my address
on the fucking Internet?
820
00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:37,600
- Well, not just the Internet.
- Shut the fuck up, J.B..
821
00:47:37,610 --> 00:47:39,540
No. Wait.
What the fuck is he talking about?
822
00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:41,990
Okay. I had Jesse Marco
put out an e-mail blast,
823
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,740
and I may have called a radio station.
824
00:47:43,741 --> 00:47:45,330
You motherfuckers!
825
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,790
Hey, you were so nervous about
people not showing up.
826
00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:49,870
Dude, people are spilling
shit, breaking shit...
827
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,060
I mean, people are probably
stealing shit, alright? It's out of control.
828
00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:56,220
And, look, I wasn't nervous. I just wanted
the party to be big enough to be cool.
829
00:47:56,230 --> 00:47:57,698
Dude, look, back in Queens--
830
00:47:57,699 --> 00:48:00,060
And I'm fucking sick of hearing
about Queens, alright? We get it.
831
00:48:00,061 --> 00:48:02,580
Queens is awesome. We're a bunch
of pussies. I don't fucking care.
832
00:48:08,770 --> 00:48:10,380
Whatever happens, we can make this right.
833
00:48:10,381 --> 00:48:13,550
I'll fix this whole fucking house
myself if I have to.
834
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Your parents aren't even
coming home until Sunday.
835
00:48:15,561 --> 00:48:17,250
You just need to relax, man.
836
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:19,190
- Want a massage, bro?
- No. No.
837
00:48:20,610 --> 00:48:22,420
This is my favorite song, guys.
838
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,490
[R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind playing]
839
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:29,550
I can't believe, like,
you guys did this to me.
840
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,630
We did this for you.
841
00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:35,070
Look, man. I know you're not a drug guy,
842
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,990
and I respect that about you,
but right now, this is what you need.
843
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,860
- What is it?
- It's Extacy.
844
00:48:39,870 --> 00:48:42,520
It'll put the brakes on your
little freak-out. Just take it.
845
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:46,190
Alright.
846
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,320
This won't try and, like,
fuck me up, will it?
847
00:48:48,330 --> 00:48:50,740
Of course it will, dude.
That's the whole point.
848
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,200
Here.
849
00:48:55,270 --> 00:48:57,200
Hey, you get a half of one.
850
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,000
Just give me, like, ten minutes.
851
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,990
No fucking way, man.
852
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,570
This is your night.
853
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,350
Cut the music!
854
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,270
How's everybody doing?
855
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,760
This is your host, Costa.
856
00:49:14,761 --> 00:49:17,680
I want to bring out
my best friends Thomas and J.B.
857
00:49:17,690 --> 00:49:19,940
Get your asses up here. Come on.
858
00:49:19,950 --> 00:49:21,400
Move your asses!
859
00:49:21,410 --> 00:49:23,510
Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.
860
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,160
The reason you guys are here tonight
is that it's Thomas Kub's birthday,
861
00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:29,680
and we're going to sing
"Happy Birthday" for him.
862
00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:31,940
One, two, three.
863
00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:38,180
[Crowd singing "Happy Birthday")]
864
00:49:53,430 --> 00:49:56,050
Thanks, everybody, for coming!
Let's get the music rockin'!
865
00:49:56,060 --> 00:50:03,220
[Lil' Jon feat. LMFAO
"Outta Your Mind" playing]
866
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,030
What's up in this bitch?
867
00:50:10,390 --> 00:50:11,770
Hey, nigga, what's up?
868
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:13,230
You want some of this?
869
00:50:18,650 --> 00:50:20,720
You got something to say?
870
00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:21,980
What the--?
871
00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:29,150
Let me go!
872
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,140
Don't shut that!
873
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,210
Hey, have you seen Thomas?
874
00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:38,980
We're looking for him.
875
00:50:38,990 --> 00:50:40,800
Oh. Well, when you find him,
876
00:50:40,810 --> 00:50:43,300
can you tell him I've got something for him?
877
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:46,500
- Jump in!
- You're breaking the rules, you know.
878
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,220
Ew.
879
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:53,300
Why won't you get in with me?
880
00:50:53,770 --> 00:50:55,840
It's just, like, I already
went swimming once,
881
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,580
against my will.
882
00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:04,740
So, Thomas, are you having fun?
883
00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:07,320
- No. Yes.
- Not at all?
884
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:10,720
- You look pretty fucked up.
- I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm a little fucked up.
885
00:51:10,730 --> 00:51:13,400
But you look good.
Have you gotten lucky at all?
886
00:51:13,410 --> 00:51:14,910
I'm pretty lucky right now.
887
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,100
- Slow down, dude.
- Fine.
888
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,660
Give me that.
Are you having fun at this party?
889
00:51:19,670 --> 00:51:20,870
I'm having so much fun.
890
00:51:20,871 --> 00:51:23,030
It's just that it's a small get-together.
891
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,560
It should be basically chill.
892
00:51:24,570 --> 00:51:26,190
Now, look how fucking chill this is!
893
00:51:26,191 --> 00:51:30,080
It's no big deal. There's two DJs.
That's not a big deal. Right?
894
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,950
- When do your parents get home?
- I don't know.
895
00:51:31,951 --> 00:51:33,850
J.B.! Get your fat ass up here!
896
00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:35,860
There's a midget in the oven! Let's go!
897
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,660
- What?
- What did he say?
898
00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:40,130
I heard midget and oven.
899
00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:45,130
- Hey!
- Get the fuck out of the way!
900
00:51:48,110 --> 00:51:50,560
I'm so sorry! No, no. I'm so sorr--
901
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,490
Oh, my God!
902
00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:09,210
Yo, yo, yo! Hey! Um...
903
00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:10,570
I just heard a rumor that
904
00:52:10,571 --> 00:52:12,860
all of your balls got attacked by a midget.
905
00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:14,240
Is it true? Please?
906
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,648
Please just tell me it is.
907
00:52:15,649 --> 00:52:16,870
I'm praying it fucking is.
908
00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,260
Dude! I can't believe I missed it!
909
00:52:21,070 --> 00:52:22,960
Look at your fucking pupils.
910
00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:29,090
I love you guys.
911
00:52:29,650 --> 00:52:31,240
No, seriously.
912
00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:34,170
Look, I realize that I can be,
like, a huge dick sometimes.
913
00:52:34,670 --> 00:52:36,220
I'm really sorry for that.
914
00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:37,690
It's okay.
915
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,380
No, it's not.
916
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:43,280
J.B., I'm sorry for buying you
a bra on your birthday.
917
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:44,750
That wasn't cool.
918
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,360
Wasn't cool, man.
919
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:48,020
And I'm sorry for all the times
920
00:52:48,021 --> 00:52:50,140
I called you, "fat fuck,"
921
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,940
- "chubby bitch,"
- Yeah.
922
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,880
- "Fudgy the whale,"
- Okay.
923
00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:59,950
and I'm sorry for that time
at your brother's Bar Mitzvah
924
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,670
when I told everyone that you
looked like Rosie O'Donnell,
925
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,520
- 'cause you don't.
- I don't.
926
00:53:04,530 --> 00:53:06,780
- Hey, guys?
- What?
927
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,340
I hooked up with Kirby.
928
00:53:12,050 --> 00:53:14,310
I'm, like, really into her.
929
00:53:17,170 --> 00:53:18,630
Okay, seriously, Thomas,
930
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,630
that's, you know, cool and all,
931
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,240
but she's kind of always been around.
932
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,910
It's like hooking up with J.B.,
933
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,460
- but her tits are smaller.
- Hey...
934
00:53:29,470 --> 00:53:31,460
I'm just saying,
935
00:53:31,470 --> 00:53:34,010
Kirby's, sort of, like, one of us.
936
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:37,150
You know, tonight's about
the girls we never had a shot at.
937
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,480
Tonight's about ... changing the game.
938
00:53:52,770 --> 00:54:00,790
[Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Heads Will Roll (A-Trak remix) playing]
939
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:34,230
It's crazy! I haven't seen Tyler in an hour.
940
00:55:38,110 --> 00:55:39,940
We were slightly out of
our league on this mission.
941
00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:48,820
- Cool room.
- Thanks.
942
00:55:48,830 --> 00:55:51,270
It's a bit messy right now.
943
00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:54,150
Yeah, let me, uh...
944
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,850
So, it's your birthday.
945
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:03,700
Yeah, it's my birthday.
946
00:56:33,150 --> 00:56:35,030
Whoa.
947
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:43,240
[Small Black - Despicable Dogs
(Washed Out Remix) playing]
948
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:55,310
Oh, my God!
949
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,680
Kirby...
950
00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:58,990
- Fuck off!
- Kirby...
951
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,380
Thomas! What the fuck?
952
00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:03,960
Asshole!
953
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,760
- Would you like a hand with that?
- What?
954
00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:11,350
How long have you been in there?
955
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,360
- Fucking shit!
- What are you doing?
956
00:57:25,090 --> 00:57:26,740
Kirby?
957
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,690
Yeah, man!
958
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:56,690
[The Kills - "Cheap and Cheerful
(SebastiAn Remix)" playing]
959
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,900
Oh, uh, Alexis, are you having a good time?
960
00:58:20,910 --> 00:58:23,230
No. I'm leaving.
961
00:58:39,970 --> 00:58:42,010
[Answering machine]
Hi. You've reached the Kub residence.
962
00:58:42,011 --> 00:58:43,760
Please leave a message.
963
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:47,380
- Thomas, it's me again. I just got another call.
- Oh fuck, dude!
964
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,550
I'm sure the neighbors are exaggerating.
965
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,540
- Please call me.
- Fuck.
966
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:44,150
Holy shit!
967
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,940
That's fucking insane!
968
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,160
Thomas, look at what we did. Epic.
969
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,340
Is this big enough to be cool?
970
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,780
Game-changing.
971
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,490
Oh, shit, it's the news.
972
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,000
Dude, that's Thomas!
973
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,600
Are you hearing this?
974
01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:41,420
This is your fucking party, man!
975
01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:43,850
You're right, dude. I needed this.
976
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,920
Fuck, yeah!
977
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,930
Look at me now, bitches!
My party's the shit!
978
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:11,020
- Watch this.
- Watch what?
979
01:01:11,030 --> 01:01:12,980
Are you kidding me?
980
01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:24,740
Thomas, you crazy motherfucker! I love you!
981
01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:32,560
[All] Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
982
01:01:32,570 --> 01:01:35,500
Fuck that shit. I'm not jumping. Fuck that.
983
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:43,990
To my family members,
and my friends on Facebook,
984
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,880
- What?
- It's been a great ride.
985
01:01:45,890 --> 01:01:48,360
- Costa, hold onto these.
- J.B., don't do it, man.
986
01:01:48,910 --> 01:01:51,470
- You're way too fat.
- Shut up.
987
01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,980
Oh, my God!
988
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,080
Aaahhh!
989
01:02:11,610 --> 01:02:13,940
J.B.! You alright, man?
990
01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:16,740
- J.B.! Are you alright?
- Ha ha!
991
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,730
[Crowd cheering]
992
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:28,870
This is Falcon-1.
993
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,950
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
994
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:31,968
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
995
01:02:31,969 --> 01:02:34,708
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
996
01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:36,180
chaos has spread to the streets,
997
01:02:36,181 --> 01:02:38,940
and the police are returning in force.
We're clearly outnumbered.
998
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,640
God help us.
999
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:09,550
[Crowd chanting "Cops go home!"]
1000
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,340
[Over loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1001
01:03:11,341 --> 01:03:14,890
Disperse peacefully and immediately,
or you will be subject to arrest.
1002
01:03:25,490 --> 01:03:28,030
[Police radio]
We need immediate assistance.
1003
01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,510
Drive! Drive! Drive!
1004
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,510
[Police radio]
Requesting backup, all units.
1005
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:52,570
[Jay-Z & Kanye West - H.A.M. playing]
1006
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,560
Holy shit!
1007
01:03:54,570 --> 01:03:56,570
** on purpose.
1008
01:04:00,490 --> 01:04:02,840
[Reporter]
Chaos has broken out in the Southland,
1009
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:07,080
where this normally quiet
residential street has turned into anarchy.
1010
01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:20,470
I'm being joined right now by
Captain Reeseman of the Police Department.
1011
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,120
We're going to have to
let this thing burn out,
1012
01:04:22,121 --> 01:04:24,320
before we even think about moving back in.
1013
01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:27,720
Yeah!
1014
01:04:54,410 --> 01:04:56,680
- Shit! That's my dad's car!
- Oh, shit, dude.
1015
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:07,730
Holy shit!
1016
01:05:18,730 --> 01:05:21,130
Are you okay, man?
1017
01:05:24,330 --> 01:05:26,520
- What are you doing?
- What?
1018
01:05:26,530 --> 01:05:28,320
Fuck your car.
1019
01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:33,070
Motherfuckers!
1020
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,780
Oh, my God. Thomas,
1021
01:05:34,790 --> 01:05:38,930
Thomas, we're fucked.
I don't know how to fix this.
1022
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,730
I don't know how to fix any of this shit.
1023
01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:44,950
I'm sorry, Thomas.
1024
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,320
I just wanted to get some pussy.
1025
01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:50,810
Oh, my God!
1026
01:05:51,330 --> 01:05:53,650
Something is just happening right now.
I've heard a commotion.
1027
01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:57,870
Holy shit!
1028
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,770
What the fuck is that?
1029
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,160
Keep back!
1030
01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:17,480
Run! Get the fuck out of here!
1031
01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:24,684
Jesus Christ, dude!
Get down!
1032
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:29,820
[Police radio]
Subject is armed and active.
1033
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,180
Police are on-scene in riot gear.
1034
01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:37,010
SWAT officers are rushing forward.
1035
01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:44,200
Oh, shit, dude! It's T-Rick!
1036
01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:47,240
- What the fuck is he doing?
- COSTA!!!!!
1037
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,070
Give me back my fucking gnome!
1038
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,850
Just give it back to him!
Where the fuck is it?
1039
01:06:52,851 --> 01:06:55,330
It was full of Extacy!
Everyone ate it!
1040
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:57,460
Fucking Costa!
1041
01:06:57,470 --> 01:06:59,740
[Police radio]
Subject is advancing.
1042
01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:09,920
Police in the area:
Approach with extreme caution.
1043
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:18,580
[Reporter]
Police are now firing rubber bullets.
1044
01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:24,340
[Police radio]
Suspect is firing at officers.
1045
01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:26,460
- Fuck this.
- Where the fuck are you going, dude?
1046
01:07:26,461 --> 01:07:28,620
Get back! No, Thomas! No!
1047
01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:31,280
Look, T-Rick, we can fix this. Okay, man?
1048
01:07:31,290 --> 01:07:34,100
Fuck you! You burned me,
1049
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:36,290
I burned you!
1050
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,460
Costa, you motherfucker!
1051
01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:43,830
- Go! Go! Go!
- Shit!
1052
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,960
Get the fuck out of here! Go!
1053
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:57,440
[Police radio]
Subject is still active and on the move.
1054
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:05,350
Oh, shit!
1055
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,630
This is the police.
1056
01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:12,170
Disperse immediately.
1057
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,430
Thomas, we've got to
get the fuck out of here!
1058
01:08:25,431 --> 01:08:28,030
- No, man! I can't leave my house!
- The house is gone, man!
1059
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,380
- It's fucking over!
- Where's Milo?
1060
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,280
Here! Here!
1061
01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:51,950
J.B., what the fuck are you doing?
1062
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,620
The dog isn't going to be in that drawer!
1063
01:08:53,621 --> 01:08:55,370
Here he is! I've got him!
1064
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:57,960
- Motherfuckers!
- Come on! Let's go! Move!
1065
01:09:05,730 --> 01:09:07,600
[Reporter]
It's complete chaos out here.
1066
01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:11,330
Police are using flash-bang grenades
to try and disperse this crowd.
1067
01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:13,430
[Loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1068
01:09:13,431 --> 01:09:15,430
Disperse immediately.
1069
01:09:15,870 --> 01:09:19,540
If you do not disperse immediately,
you will be subject to arrest.
1070
01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:22,510
Disperse immediately.
1071
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,898
[Reporter]
Police are now mobilizing,
1072
01:09:23,899 --> 01:09:25,750
and fire helicopters
have been brought in.
1073
01:09:25,751 --> 01:09:28,500
They're dropping water,
trying to put this blaze out.
1074
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:41,940
[Police radio]
Officers need assistance.
1075
01:09:41,941 --> 01:09:43,150
Holy shit!
1076
01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:46,260
Tyler! I need you! Pull it together!
1077
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,340
Holy shit!
1078
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,830
[Police radio]
Civilians 50 yards ahead on Dickens.
1079
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,970
Officers, engage with riot.
1080
01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:57,130
What the fuck is going on here?
1081
01:09:59,930 --> 01:10:01,620
Milo!
1082
01:10:02,630 --> 01:10:04,380
Dude! Milo!
1083
01:10:04,660 --> 01:10:06,080
Where are you, buddy?
1084
01:10:06,090 --> 01:10:08,650
You owe me a fucking tree,
you piece of shit!
1085
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:11,750
All I know is, I had a good time,
you cock-sucking motherfucker!
1086
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:15,210
You know where you're going?
You're going to jail, you motherfucker!
1087
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,360
Yeah! That's my boys!
1088
01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:20,820
Suck my dick, Robert!
Suck my fucking dick!
1089
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,640
Oh, shit!
1090
01:10:28,530 --> 01:10:30,700
[Police radio]
We've got a hit-and-run.
1091
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,510
Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive!
1092
01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:44,370
[Police radio]
Be advised. Officer down. Officer down.
1093
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,270
We need about an hour
to make sure he's asleep.
1094
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,100
We'll definitely make our move.
1095
01:11:11,110 --> 01:11:13,208
We'll go in through the back,
break Rob's door down,
1096
01:11:13,209 --> 01:11:14,488
- and torch the house.
- Yeah.
1097
01:11:14,489 --> 01:11:16,270
What the fuck are you talking about?
1098
01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:19,500
The guy has a wife and a baby.
You're not going to burn his house down.
1099
01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:21,800
He called the cops on us.
He ruined everything.
1100
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:25,890
It's six in the morning.
Let it go. It's over.
1101
01:11:26,910 --> 01:11:28,710
Just go home.
1102
01:11:35,210 --> 01:11:37,130
What about our money?
1103
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:42,510
The house is trashed.
You're the worst security ever.
1104
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,640
Yeah, you guys should go home, too.
1105
01:11:57,470 --> 01:11:59,440
You gonna be okay, man?
1106
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,490
Yeah. I'm just going to
hang here with Milo for a bit.
1107
01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:09,930
Alright.
1108
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,930
I'm gonna go home,
1109
01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:16,320
have a good cry,
and start calling some lawyers.
1110
01:12:18,550 --> 01:12:20,790
Thomas, whatever happens, man,
1111
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,160
that was one fucking hell of a night.
1112
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:28,070
Come on, J.B., let's bounce.
1113
01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:54,640
You can go, too, Dax.
1114
01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:00,100
Thanks, Thomas.
1115
01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:02,370
I had a really fun time.
1116
01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:06,690
You'll be alright.
1117
01:13:19,044 --> 01:13:21,044
[The xx - "Intro" playing]
1118
01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:24,630
[KROQ-FM] Hey, it's Kevin & Bean,
from the world-famous KROQ.
1119
01:13:24,631 --> 01:13:28,260
Can we please talk about
this insanity in Pasadena last night?
1120
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:30,748
It looked like the greatest
party I have ever seen.
1121
01:13:30,749 --> 01:13:32,258
[KWPR Power 106] Big Boy's neighborhood.
Beautiful day in the neighborhood.
1122
01:13:32,259 --> 01:13:35,240
It is going down. I don't know if
you guys been seeing the news, man,
1123
01:13:35,241 --> 01:13:37,700
but some cats had a party in Pasadena,
1124
01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:39,648
and took this thing
to the whole next level.
1125
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,110
I'm talking 'bout,
they trashed the neighborhood,
1126
01:13:42,111 --> 01:13:43,740
they trashed the house,
1127
01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,588
We heard that Kanye
made an appearance.
1128
01:13:45,589 --> 01:13:46,060
What?
1129
01:13:46,061 --> 01:13:49,180
Yeah. So, if you were there
at the party in Pasadena last night,
1130
01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:50,760
hit us up, 'cause we're gonna
be talking about it
1131
01:13:50,761 --> 01:13:53,680
all morning long in the neighborhood.
1132
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:01,070
- I really am sorry.
- You said that already.
1133
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,670
Do you have any idea how much
all this is going to cost, Thomas?
1134
01:14:10,210 --> 01:14:13,850
Your college fund is gone,
I can tell you that.
1135
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,760
- Dad, I'm sorry.
- You had so much going for you,
1136
01:14:17,761 --> 01:14:21,830
and you just pissed it
all away for one night?
1137
01:14:26,210 --> 01:14:28,680
I just didn't think you had it in you.
1138
01:14:31,820 --> 01:14:34,860
I know. I'm sorry I let you down.
1139
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:36,340
No,
1140
01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,330
I literallly
1141
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:40,400
didn't think that you had
1142
01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:43,120
this ... in you.
1143
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,920
So, uh,
1144
01:14:48,290 --> 01:14:50,660
how many people were here?
1145
01:14:50,670 --> 01:14:52,070
Um ...
1146
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,380
1500?
1147
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:58,800
A couple thousand, maybe?
1148
01:14:59,390 --> 01:15:00,880
Wow.
1149
01:15:02,370 --> 01:15:04,820
You should've seen it.
1150
01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:09,750
It was awesome.
1151
01:15:12,950 --> 01:15:14,880
You're still fucked, Thomas.
1152
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:32,300
[Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg
"The Next Episode" playing]
1153
01:15:39,590 --> 01:15:41,830
Well, at least the van looks gangsta now.
1154
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,200
Dude, don't even start, okay?
My dad is making me drive it as punishment.
1155
01:15:45,210 --> 01:15:46,630
That sucks.
1156
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:50,170
Yeah, and I'm being brought up on,
like, six different charges.
1157
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,620
My mom hasn't stopped crying.
1158
01:15:52,810 --> 01:15:55,570
We're living at a Courtyard
Marriott right now.
1159
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:57,498
I'm basically on house
arrest until my hearing,
1160
01:15:57,499 --> 01:15:59,670
and I'm definitely not supposed
to be talking to you guys.
1161
01:15:59,671 --> 01:16:03,090
My parents are convinced this is totally
going to be fucking up my college plans.
1162
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,670
Your grades are fucking
up your college plans.
1163
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,010
My dad got me a lawyer.
1164
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,810
Even that Jew thinks we're fucked.
1165
01:16:08,820 --> 01:16:11,370
- He thinks we could actually do time for this.
- Jesus.
1166
01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:14,030
Well, what about you, Dax?
What did your parents say?
1167
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,530
Um, I live alone, actually.
1168
01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:20,160
You're really starting to fucking scare me.
1169
01:16:22,490 --> 01:16:24,060
Yo! What up, Kub?
1170
01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:29,130
Yo, what's going on, man?
1171
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:37,060
- Hey, Thomas.
- Hi, Thomas.
1172
01:16:42,370 --> 01:16:45,910
Yo, you guys, Thomas,
that party was dope.
1173
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,130
Thank you, man.
You guys rock!
1174
01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:03,430
[Crowd chanting "Thomas"]
1175
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:22,590
Kirby, wait!
1176
01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:24,960
Kirby.
1177
01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:26,810
Hey.
1178
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:29,320
Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you.
1179
01:17:29,330 --> 01:17:32,650
- There's really nothing to talk about, Thomas.
- No, please, can I explain?
1180
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,070
It's not that complicated.
1181
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:36,610
What you did
1182
01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:39,510
was really ... not cool.
1183
01:17:40,210 --> 01:17:42,270
It really hurt me.
1184
01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:45,030
Kirby, I'm really sorry about what happened.
1185
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,250
I didn't know how to handle it,
1186
01:17:49,130 --> 01:17:51,800
but I think I do now,
and that's why I'm here.
1187
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:58,040
My life right now is totally ruined.
1188
01:17:58,330 --> 01:18:01,490
Okay? I practically burned
down my whole neighborhood.
1189
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:05,430
I probably bankrupted my parents.
I'll be in debt 'til I die, but
1190
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,820
the only thing I care about
fixing right now is this.
1191
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,310
So, I'm sorry.
1192
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:14,020
You're still mad. I get it,
1193
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,470
but,
1194
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,560
if you are talking to me by my next birthday,
1195
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,450
I'd really like to spend it with just you.
1196
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,730
So, we're cool again?
1197
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,400
I never said you were cool.
1198
01:18:54,190 --> 01:18:56,670
[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
1199
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:00,200
So, you know this high-school party
in Pasadena that turned into a riot, right?
1200
01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:02,880
The kid actuallly burned
his parents' house down.
1201
01:19:02,890 --> 01:19:06,470
Can you imagine how many
chores it's going to take
1202
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,980
to make up for...
1203
01:19:07,990 --> 01:19:11,190
He'll be taking the trash out nine
times a day for the rest of his life.
1204
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:14,220
[Reporter]
The person who caused the early-morning fire
1205
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and explosion here has survived his injuries.
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[T-Rick]Costa!!!!!!
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You move to place like Pasadena
to avoid stuff like this.
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Some asshole puked all over my door.
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Do these kids even have parents?
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01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:30,300
It's ridiculous, right?
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Have you seen the footage?
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Let me tell you, I haven't
seen that many teenage boobs
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since R. Kelly's birthday party.
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[Jillian Reynolds - Good Day L.A.]
Joining us now, live, is one Pasadena teen
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who has recently drawn a lot of notice
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for throwing what people are calling,
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possibly, the most epic
high-school party of all time.
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Costa, before we begin,
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is there anything that you
would like to say to the viewers?
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01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,540
In fact, I would.
You said it was "perhaps"
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the most epic party of all time?
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It was the most epic party of all time.
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01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:51,610
Okay... I was thinking
more along the lines of an apology.
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01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:54,430
- Would you like to apologize?
- I've got a better idea.
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01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:56,670
How about I invite you to my next party?
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- What?
- Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits.
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01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,570
Just make sure you wear something tight.
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