0 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,500 greetings from roNy 300MBUNiTED 1 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:44,293 "Once in every nighttime, someone comes around." 2 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,506 -"I'm coming to get you." -No. 3 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,926 "There's someone that makes sleeping difficult." 4 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,806 "Cassie." 5 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:01,018 "I'm coming." 6 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,812 Who's there? 7 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,650 -"The Tickle Monster." -No. 8 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:13,156 "That's right, Sylvester Stallone is the Tickle Monster." 9 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,575 "I'm gonna tickle you." 10 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,870 "What?" "I'm gonna tickle you." 11 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,997 "What?" "I'm gonna tickle you!" 12 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,083 Daddy, help. 13 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:29,422 I'm here, Cassie. Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster. 14 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,966 Oh, hand-to-hand. 15 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,094 -Look, over there. -Go, Daddy, go. 16 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,013 "Oh, dear." 17 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,098 -Is she still up? -Yeah. 18 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,933 Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath... 19 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,019 ...and now she's more wide-awake than I am. 20 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:46,647 She won't be so sharp for her big meeting tomorrow. 21 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,317 -Good night, sweetie. -Night, Mommy. 22 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,237 Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes... 23 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,532 -...you might still have a shot tonight. -Use a mallet if you have to. 24 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,367 -Daddy? -Yeah, baby? 25 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,121 I'm never gonna get married. 26 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,999 Why not? It's not as bad as it looks. 27 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,002 Because I always want to live here with you. 28 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:12,298 Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up... 29 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,051 ...meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. 30 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:19,013 But you and I will always be best friends. 31 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,561 Good night, Cassie. 32 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,441 Dad, could you be any more of a dork? 33 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,569 Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know? 34 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,947 I know where, I just know one way to get there. 35 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,741 -And you refuse to go that way. -Because it's a stupid way. 36 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:42,328 -If you consider getting there stupid. -Why don't you use the navigation? 37 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,915 Because Sacajawea back there doesn't know the name of the street. 38 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,793 She knows it as "the one next to the one with the fountain." 39 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,837 Hey, Dad, Cassie just gave you the finger. 40 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,922 If we don't find this house in two minutes-- 41 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,423 -There it is. -Okay, honey... 42 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,050 ...hurry up, go get your friend. 43 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,219 -Jerk. -I heard that. 44 00:02:58,387 --> 00:02:59,679 Good. 45 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,725 -Where are they? -She just left. 46 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,185 Okay. 47 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,980 Which friend is this, the nice one? 48 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,857 You used to know all her friends. 49 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,192 -You were funny and charming. -Well, she's 15. 50 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,987 She doesn't want me to be charming. She finds it creepy. 51 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,446 Oh, no. 52 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,448 It's the too-nice one. 53 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,117 Hi, thanks for inviting me. 54 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,119 Any friend of Cassie's is always welcome. 55 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,912 We're a little late. 56 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,418 Remember, congratulate Todd on the Alpine soda merger... 57 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,004 ...tell him the house looks great, work in his outfit. 58 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,881 -Maybe he smells nice. -Lick his face? 59 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,883 No, don't touch him. Don't shake his hand. 60 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,635 -Oh, right, Mr. Stupid-Germ-Phobia. -Yeah. 61 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,722 There they are, old Bob Bobcat. 62 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,224 -Teabag. -Hi, Todd. 63 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,310 Hi. Hi. 64 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,395 Well, congratulations on Alpine soda. 65 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,606 -Bob said you'd do it. -Yeah. 66 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,275 God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you... 67 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,486 ...I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage. 68 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:03,492 Thank you, Todd. What a lovely compliment. 69 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,912 Oh, there's Laird. 70 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,788 Laird. 71 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,291 -So that's the young hotshot? -Yeah. 72 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,543 Harvard M.B.A. We're planning to kill him. 73 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,170 Do you want in? 74 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,006 -Cassie. -There he is. 75 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:21,218 Laird. You know what'd be great? You going to get me shrimp. 76 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,888 I'm not joking. 77 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,558 Cass, go say hi to Todd. 78 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,894 -What for? -He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks. 79 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,229 Can I come? I read all about him online. 80 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,942 Okay. 81 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,696 Hi, Mr. Mallory. Good to see you again. 82 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,992 -Oh, Cassie Munro. -Little Cassie? 83 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,411 Wow, you turned into quite the young lady. 84 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,955 This is my friend, Gretchen. 85 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,373 -Hi, Gretch. -Hi. 86 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,293 Aren't you the one who got Pure Vibe sodas into the schools? 87 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,546 That was me. Cassie's dad helped, he's head of Corporate Relations... 88 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,340 ...but I am el presidente. 89 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,051 Wow, so you're, like, personally responsible... 90 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,595 ...for destroying the health of millions of children. 91 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,014 -Gretchen. -I probably wouldn't put it that way. 92 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,558 Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol. 93 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:13,229 The fat of our youth is on your hands. Wallow in it. 94 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,914 Thank you, I had a very nice time. 95 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,919 Keep it real. 96 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,089 Don't. 97 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,144 Yo, homeslice, can you chill on the def jam? 98 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,479 You're boiling my vibe. 99 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,481 Respect. 100 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,110 Cass, can we talk? 101 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,405 -God, what? -Nothing. My bad. 102 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,034 Father evil. Forgot that. 103 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,702 How you doing, are you all right? 104 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,747 -No, not really. -Why don't you get that skin peel? 105 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,249 Feels like that. Cassie was so abrasive-- 106 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,961 Oh, Bob just came in. Let me call you back. My sister. 107 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,505 -Did you talk to Cassie? -Yeah, I tried. 108 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,923 Still bleeding a little bit. 109 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,967 She didn't know Gretchen was gonna do that. 110 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,679 She didn't know her friend was gonna throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss. 111 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,931 Wine or martini? 112 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,851 -Both, with a Prozac back. -Okay. 113 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,313 Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. 114 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,273 We watch TV in four separate rooms... 115 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,400 ...and we IM each other when dinner's ready. 116 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,152 Well, then let's change things. 117 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,071 Let's start while we're in Hawaii. 118 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,823 No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. 119 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,492 -Let's really go. -No what? 120 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,994 You're not gonna see them for the rest of the summer. 121 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,829 -Carl's got camp-- -Yeah. 122 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,207 Cassie's got college prep in Palo Alto, I know. 123 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,959 That's right, and they leave the day after we get back. 124 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,379 It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll only call us when they need money. 125 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,008 Well, I'm glad we're going. And don't worry so much about work. 126 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,303 Todd loves you. You're indispensable. 127 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,472 I'm afraid not. 128 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,683 I think Laird's gonna get my job. He's younger, smarter, cheaper. 129 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,436 What did you say? 130 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,188 Nothing. 131 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,359 Here you go. 132 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,403 To true love. 133 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,866 -Hawaii's gonna be great. -Yeah. 134 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,160 You gotta cancel Hawaii. 135 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,538 -Why? -We hit a snag in the Alpine merger. 136 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,374 -Since yesterday? -One brother got seller's remorse. 137 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,959 -Garry. -Larry. 138 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,086 Garry's still for it. Show him some money... 139 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,213 ...he'll quack like a duck. Larry's nervous. 140 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,049 If I tell my wife we're not going to Hawaii, bury me ass-up. 141 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,801 You have a place to park your bike. 142 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,137 -Bob. -Todd. 143 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:55,057 Bob. Bob, this crisis has actually saved your job. 144 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,393 -Really? -After yesterday... 145 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:01,397 ...I figured I gotta fire you to maintain some respect around here. 146 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,400 But in light of this Alpine thing... 147 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,694 -...I still need you. -Bless you, Todd. 148 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,904 I gotta run out there and make a presentation. 149 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,824 I can write the presentation in Hawaii and zap it to you. 150 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,953 Laird can write me a presentation. If I tell him to, he'll live in the office. 151 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,830 He'll shower in the damn water cooler. 152 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,915 But you've got one thing he hasn't got. 153 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,668 -A soul. -No, you're good in a meeting. 154 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,461 You've got the chutzpah. 155 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,755 So I want you to write that presentation... 156 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,508 ...and I need you at the meeting to put this thing over. 157 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,594 -Yeah. -So no Hawaii. 158 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:35,097 -No. -Boulder, Colorado, Friday. 159 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,057 Just move your Hawaii dates. 160 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,393 The kids are booked the rest of the summer. 161 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,188 -You have to go to Boulder. -Agreed. 162 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,400 I want you to know, after the divorce, I'm coming after Jamie hard. 163 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,943 Bring jewelry. 164 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,487 Hey, if you get Jamie, can I have Elaine? 165 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,449 -You want Elaine? -Better than nothing. 166 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,534 Trust me, it's not better. 167 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,454 Elaine is still mad at me for taking that vacation last year. 168 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,664 Figures that's why I didn't get that promotion. 169 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,000 -Oh, the RV trip. -RV trip? 170 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,170 Oh, the famous RV trip. Oh, can we see the pictures again? 171 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,297 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody move. 172 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,967 Did you rent that RV? 173 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,895 Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house. 174 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,521 What? 175 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,652 Oh, my God, it's your husband. 176 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,074 -Oh, hi. -What is that? 177 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,911 -It's an RV. -And why is it in front of our house? 178 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,705 -We're taking it on vacation. -To Hawaii? 179 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:45,334 -No, it doesn't float. Colorado. -What happened to Hawaii? 180 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,754 Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. 181 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,840 The place I'm taking you is special, and not like Uncle Mike. 182 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:55,594 It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid. 183 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,846 Is he being funny? Because I can never tell. 184 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,307 Oh, come on. You've always wanted to camp, right? 185 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,060 This is what he came up with to punish me for Gretchen. 186 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,562 I was gonna surf. Nice one, Dad. Thanks. 187 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,690 The hotel in Hawaii has a weight room. 188 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,943 Doesn't anybody respect my lifting schedule? 189 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,741 We're not campers. We don't camp. 190 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,744 -Why not? -Why--? Why not? 191 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,872 -For one thing, we like to shower. -Well, it's got a shower. 192 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,250 You and I will go out right now and take a shower. 193 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,211 Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip? 194 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,171 -Where? -RV camps. 195 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,590 Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly. 196 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,384 In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids. 197 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,386 This way, we can spend time with them. 198 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,639 You need to spend time with them. 199 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,809 I spend nine hours a day with them. And I want Hawaii. 200 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,728 All right, we'll go to Hawaii. 201 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,814 At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. 202 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,650 -We'll have all the ham to ourselves. -I'll have to cook. 203 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,403 No, you won't, because I'll cook every night, every meal. 204 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,906 We were gonna take naps. Hotel room, afternoon... 205 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,784 -...lock-the-door naps. -Oh, the good naps. 206 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:04,246 -How are we gonna do that in an RV? -I'll drive slowly. 207 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,249 -I was gonna get a massage. -I'll give you a massage. 208 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,752 You're gonna do all the cooking, give me massages. 209 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,253 And spend time with the kids. 210 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,088 You got it. 211 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,634 Did you cancel our Hawaii trip because Todd told you to? 212 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,888 Did you volunteer us for some sort of experiment? 213 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,974 The family travels around and drinks nothing but Pure Vibe soda... 214 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,434 ...see if our teeth fall out? 215 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,771 Honey, I'm running out of time with my kids. 216 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,943 Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the wilderness... 217 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,571 ...with your big, brawny man? 218 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,616 Don't make me call for my mail-order bride. 219 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,454 Bob. 220 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,500 Here's something your genius husband probably overlooked. 221 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,251 Four miles to the gallon? 222 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:55,297 Gee, why don't we just stay home and set fire to an oil field. 223 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,218 There's an elegant touch. 224 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,473 Or we could just travel around in clown suits. 225 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:09,228 I spent the night with my head in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious. 226 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:15,317 All right, no more details. Just e-mail me the new proposal. 227 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,989 -That's my couch. Move. -Make me. 228 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,247 -This seat's better, anyway. -Whatever. 229 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,975 Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark... 230 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,811 ...I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions? 231 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,397 The Big Turd. 232 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,316 The Big Rolling Turd. 233 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,528 In that spirit, we set forth. 234 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,233 Make it so, Number One. 235 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,575 Honey, are you sure know how to--? 236 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,243 -Honey? -Trust me, okay? 237 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,916 Thanks. 238 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,585 Oh, my God. 239 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,091 -Honey, honey. -What? 240 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,636 -Oh, tree. -Yeah, it's all right. 241 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,225 Honey? 242 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,768 Honey. Honey. 243 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,770 Oh, my God. 244 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,606 -We're okay. -Honey. 245 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,901 Honey, tree! Tree! 246 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,446 Honey, honey. 247 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,744 -Honey. -Okay. 248 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,420 Anything else you want to hit? 249 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,552 Do you want to go back? We missed the neighbor's cat. 250 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,686 You are 31 hours from your destination. 251 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,188 -What's that? -RoadMate 700. 252 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,816 -I call her "Lola." -Make a right in 100 feet. 253 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,276 Thank you, Lola. 254 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,236 She's accurate to within 10 feet. 255 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,613 -Go straight. -No, Lola says take a right. 256 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,824 -Well, mall traffic. Go straight. -Fifty feet. 257 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:12,619 -Yeah, but she said take a right. -Well, I'm telling you to go straight. 258 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,329 Twenty feet. 259 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,832 -Choose. -Baby, please. 260 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,417 -Turn right. -Choose. 261 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,961 -Dad! -Turn right. 262 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,058 My bad. 263 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,686 -You are 30 hours and 59 minutes-- -Turn her off. 264 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,022 --from your destination. 265 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,693 Say, Dad, this is interesting. 266 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,029 "Unsecured items in an unlatched cabinet... 267 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,490 ...are a recipe for disaster." Didn't you read this? 268 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,952 No, I was too busy thinking of all the ways we're gonna have fun. 269 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,163 Dad, somebody's stealing the RV. 270 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,291 No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it... 271 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,376 ...it's rolling backwards with no one in it. 272 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,635 Oh, yeah. Well, my bad. 273 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,638 Yeah, well, yeah. 274 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,222 -Thanks, Saul. -Irv. 275 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,599 -Irv. -Not "Saul." 276 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,143 I don't know where I got Saul. 277 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,062 Well, thanks. 278 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,480 -Good news. -I'm adopted? 279 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,733 Good one. No, thanks to my technically proficient... 280 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,152 ...and charmingly amusing description, Saul-- 281 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,948 -Irv. -Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer... 282 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,285 ...said we damaged the parking-gear interlock and the emergency brake. 283 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,372 We had that little mishap, you know, when Mom distracted me... 284 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,248 ...we were pulling out of the driveway? 285 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,251 But the driving brakes, the ones we use when we're moving... 286 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,129 ...they're fine. They're not just fine, they're brilliant. 287 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,507 All we have to do is every time we park... 288 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,259 ...we have to put two big blocks under the rear wheel. 289 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,596 We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help. Okay, everybody, come on. 290 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,265 It'll be fun, let's go. Miles and smiles. 291 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,309 This is the worst I've ever been treated. 292 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,728 -Wait till you get married. -Thank you. 293 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,356 Everybody, let's get aboard the Big Rolling Turd. 294 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,557 That was easy. 295 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,241 Now what do we do? 296 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,160 Hey, I know, let's go to the beach and go surfing. 297 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,914 Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. 298 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,167 We're where NASA faked the moon landing. 299 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,378 Wait a minute. 300 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:37,676 Wait till you see this. It's called a "pop-out." 301 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,557 Hold on. 302 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,943 Wow, where are you? 303 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,287 -How cool is that? -Macarena cool. 304 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,622 Hey. 305 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,044 You guys want to see a movie? But where? 306 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,636 Forgive my ignorance, but don't you need to hook up... 307 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,181 ...the Big Rolling Turd to the electricity for that? 308 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,018 Yes, I do. 309 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,999 I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper. 310 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,462 You are so disgusting. 311 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,510 Dad! The toilet's backed up! 312 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,690 Carl, what did you eat? 313 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,860 Dad, it's not mine. 314 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,660 There's the problem, sewage tank is overflowing. 315 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,745 And it's not even our sewage, it's leftover. 316 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,538 It's not a national emergency. 317 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,457 We'll go to where you dump the sewage... 318 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,834 ...and we'll dump the dump. Come on, let's all go. 319 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,546 As appealing as that sounds, l think I'm gonna pass. But thank you. 320 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,716 And don't forget, you're making dinner. 321 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,929 Sure, I'd love to clean somebody else's crap out of the RV... 322 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,181 ...instead of being in Hawaii. 323 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,685 Can I come? 324 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,063 Not only can you come, you can dump the sewage. 325 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,481 -Really? -Yeah. 326 00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,026 It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment, buddy . 327 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,464 Piece of cake. 328 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,876 -Gonna be a while, mister? -Oh, well, that depends. 329 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,253 If I can get this hose attached to this outlet... 330 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,088 ...I'll be right out of here. 331 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,884 -What's the dealie? -Guy needs to attach a hose. 332 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,302 Doing it. 333 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,181 -What's up? -Trying to attach a hose. 334 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:15,060 -Fella here's trying to hook up a hose. -Maybe get on the loudspeaker. 335 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,812 That there's the wrong hose. It's that there one. 336 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,273 -Yeah. -Yeah. 337 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,775 -It's got the coupling. -Right. 338 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,735 That one right there. 339 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:27,113 -There you go. -Okay. 340 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,659 You need another hose. 341 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,247 Yeah, I guess, but.... 342 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,792 It's long enough, but: 343 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,919 Gotta get one of them bayonet couplings. 344 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,630 -He hasn't got one. -He's got a Y-coupling right there. 345 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,757 Yeah, that'll do the trick. 346 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,675 Y-coupling? 347 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,803 A Y-coupling. 348 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,846 That's the Y. Oh, I see. 349 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,516 -One potato. -Alrighty. 350 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,892 Two potato. 351 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,311 -Okay, wait, oh. -There we go. 352 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,772 Listen, I'm no expert in waste management... 353 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,526 ...but won't the fecal matter come out the top hole there? 354 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,655 No, you just gotta hold it up in the air like this: 355 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:11,574 There you go. Little bit higher. There you go. 356 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,035 -Oh, like that there. -There you go. 357 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,995 You sure this is gonna work? 358 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,289 Heck, yeah, man. It's basic hydraulics. 359 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,707 Okay, Archimedes. 360 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,167 Hey, Joe Joe. 361 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,214 -Okay. -Let her rip. 362 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,685 Turn it off! 363 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,400 -That sure didn't work. -No. 364 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,652 -We need a hose spreader. -Who's got one? 365 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,362 Gornicke, I think. I'll get it. 366 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,239 -I'll get some music. -Oh, no, please. 367 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,866 And some of those tortilla chips. 368 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,951 -We got some leftover sausages. -Bring them. 369 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,454 No, you folks don't need to have a parade. I don't want to impose. 370 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,165 Oh, no, no. 371 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,668 We are gonna get this fixed up for you, buddy. 372 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:16,806 Sausages. 373 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,434 -Right here, you want one? -Yeah. 374 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,272 There we go. That'll work. 375 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,191 You sure this will hold? 376 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,027 Hey, man, why would they sell you a hose spreader... 377 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,987 ...if you couldn't spread the hose? 378 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,281 It's getting old. Come on. 379 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:34,991 Open it up, Joe Joe. 380 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,291 It's blocked. I'll flush the line. 381 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,967 -Hey, Dad. -Son. 382 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,345 Maybe now is the time to confess to you that... 383 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,056 ...your dad's not the master of all things. 384 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,267 I got that when you started taking advice from morons. 385 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,811 Yeah. All we need is a banjo. 386 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:08,983 Oh, man. He didn't even open it up all the way. 387 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,658 -See? No worries. -Yup. 388 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:20,745 -Hello. -Bob. 389 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,165 Hey, Todd. Yeah, I'm still pretty sick. 390 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,876 -Where's my presentation? -Presentation? 391 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,712 It's the best work I've done, not to toot my own horn.... 392 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,341 -Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning. -Thursday? 393 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,843 No, that's not soon enough. Tomorrow will be great. 394 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639 Oh, I gotta go. 395 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,435 Oh, dude, that is nasty. 396 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,814 Don't worry, I'll get another hose. 397 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,525 Fire in the hole! 398 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,730 Here's where you made your critical mistake. 399 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,190 You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. 400 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,569 Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest. 401 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:38,197 They're not the ones covered in fecal matter. 402 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,366 That's a good point. 403 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,162 Travis Gornicke. 404 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,250 Bob Munro. 405 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,085 Yeah, let's postpone that handshake... 406 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,379 -...till we get you cleaned up. -Yeah. 407 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:11,147 You're clean enough to use your own shower, Bob. 408 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,358 The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy. 409 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,401 -Oh, nice work, son. -Thank you, boys. 410 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,278 -You're welcome. -No problem, Mr. Munro. 411 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,656 -Look, can I offer you a-- -No, Bob, wouldn't think of it. 412 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,617 -We're neighbors. -Mom wants to know-- 413 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,118 What happened to you? 414 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,539 He was covered in turd. 415 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,666 Oh, I know the feeling. 416 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,960 Mom wants to know when you're cooking dinner. 417 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:36,255 You tell your mother when I'm good and ready, that's when. 418 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:40,385 -I'll tell her. -Tell her I'm good and ready. 419 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,178 Well, thanks. 420 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,640 Hey, pleasure hosing you down, Bob. 421 00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:48,893 -Ditto. -Why can't they have dinner with us? 422 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,854 You know, aside from the stink, I don't see why not. 423 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,357 Why don't you come on over? Tuesday's meatloaf. 424 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:58,277 Then afterwards, we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail. 425 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:01,239 -It is funny. -Well, it's a classic. 426 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,992 -Yeah, we'll make a whole night of it. -I wish I could. 427 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,328 I promised my family I'd make my special dish... 428 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,997 -...shish kebob. -Oh, that's good. 429 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,583 -Well, another time, then. -Yeah, try to keep me away. 430 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,669 Okay. 431 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,631 Carl! 432 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,848 -Honey, how's it going? -Great, baby. 433 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,476 Okay, well, how long? Because we're starving. 434 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,605 Four hours. Maybe longer if you keep asking. 435 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,817 -What? -It's a small oven... 436 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,696 ...and I'm having to do the potatoes with a hair dryer set on "high." 437 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:50,163 Hey, who wants to go to a party? 438 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,755 -Here we are. Hope we're not late. -No! 439 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,966 -Well, Bob said we were invited. -Yeah. 440 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,343 -Of course you were. -Then here we are. 441 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,888 -We're hungry. -All right! 442 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,599 -Mary Jo, our company's here. -What company? 443 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,894 The ones that are close enough to hear you yelling, darling. 444 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,480 -Well, hi. -Hi. 445 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,064 Honey, help me. 446 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,066 -I've got you here, darling. -Here you go. 447 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,402 Let's see. Earl and Billy you met. 448 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,071 -Hi, I'm Earl. -And I'm not. 449 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,658 My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon. 450 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,785 Hey, y'all. 451 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:39,504 Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon' Rainbow' Bong. 452 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,422 She was named after Warren Moon. 453 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,382 He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers. 454 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:48,471 Well, this is my wife, Jamie. 455 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:51,599 Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl. 456 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,435 Named after Karl Marx... 457 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:57,355 ...socialist, some would say the father of modern communism. 458 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,445 As I'm throwing up with the blood pouring out of my eyes, you know... 459 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,907 ...I looked up and I said, "Who is that lovely...?" 460 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,243 Next day, we were married in Ju�rez. 461 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,745 Nine months later...out popped Earl. 462 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,207 So you got a boyfriend? 463 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,627 -Yeah, actually, I'm engaged. -Unlikely. 464 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,171 So where are you guys from? 465 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:24,090 Where do you hang your hat, as it were. 466 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,967 -Behind the wheel of that bus. -Really? 467 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,426 -Full-timer, U.S.A. -Really? 468 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:31,931 Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl go to school? 469 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,683 Home school. 470 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,270 I hope you don't find this next question too personal... 471 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,231 -...but how do you...? -Make a living? Various ways. 472 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,818 Let's see. We made $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad. 473 00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:45,653 In prison he's getting help he needs. 474 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:48,656 Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. 475 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:53,244 I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus. 476 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,496 Really? Hooking? 477 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,671 -Funny. -I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max. 478 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:06,674 Y'all seen the infomercials for our musical car horns? 479 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,843 -No, I don't think we have. -No. 480 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:10,970 Billy White Shoes, blow that horn. 481 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,180 -Watch this. -Wait for it. 482 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,433 I love it every time. 483 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,441 Wow, that's fantastic. That was.... 484 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,484 Jamie, are you a stay-at-home mom? 485 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,153 -Yes. -When there's not a sale. 486 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:28,904 Let me hook you up with Happy Max. 487 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,198 I got a rep bag in the bus. 488 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,451 Plus, I represent Lovely Lily Beauty Products. 489 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,996 -Mary Jo's a trained cosmetologist. -If you're still here tomorrow... 490 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:40,583 ...I'm going to give you a complete, free total makeover. 491 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:43,502 A $39 package absolutely free. 492 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,379 -Oh, that would be good, honey. -No. 493 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,799 You know what, I'm gonna work on you the whole day tomorrow. 494 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,762 -There you go, little lady. -Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat meat. 495 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,389 I heard you talking. That's why I brought you this here. 496 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,892 -There ain't no meat in it. -Oh, no meat? 497 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,519 You here that? No meat. Thank you. That's lovely. 498 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,647 That's right. It's all organs. 499 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,524 Deer organs. They're fresh too. 500 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,736 I run him over this morning. The rest of it's curing in the bedroom. 501 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:12,073 But the stomach, brains and pancreas, we just toss that into the stew... 502 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,116 ...because in this heat, it doesn't keep. 503 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:18,329 -Bathroom. -Little lady.... 504 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,840 -There's my girl. -Dad, can we please go? 505 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,468 Yes. You know, thank you so much for the invitation. 506 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,513 This has been great. A lot of fun. 507 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,765 Dad, listen. 508 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:40,935 This is kind of our family theme song. 509 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:45,022 Kids, come on. Get up there, go, go. Hurry up, get the-- You know. 510 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,066 Oh, they're gonna love this. 511 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,819 Little Mommy's got a whole song-and-dance thing worked out. 512 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,405 -Oh, that's wonderful. -Come on, Moon, come on. 513 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,448 -Here I go. Thank you, darling. -Thank you. 514 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,910 -Oh, yeah. -Line up the way we practiced. 515 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,934 I never grow tired of that song. Last time I heard it I was buck-naked... 516 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,228 -...in a field with a road flare. -Dad. 517 00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,855 Yes. Big travel day tomorrow. 518 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,523 -Where y'all headed? -Away. 519 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,734 Mount Watson in Colorado. 520 00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,779 -Just fantastic to have met you both. -Same here. 521 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,364 -Hope we see you again. -How about breakfast tomorrow? 522 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:22,369 -Bagels and deer testicles? -Oh, yeah, she's funny, just like you. 523 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,915 We'd have breakfast, but we're early risers. 524 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:29,126 -Well, us too. Six a.m. work for you? -We'll be long gone by then. 525 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,295 Yeah, trust us. 526 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,344 Bob? Bob? 527 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:40,805 -Let's go, let's go. Bob? -Yeah, baby. 528 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:44,850 -Oh, friendly folks. -Yeah, they're nice people. 529 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,790 -Hi, Mr. Munro. -Hi, Billy. I'm just-- 530 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,128 -You sure got a nice one. -What? 531 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,463 That's a nice laptop. 532 00:36:56,631 --> 00:37:00,009 Oh, thanks. What are you doing up? 533 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:03,804 I have a sleep disorder. I haven't slept since I was 5. 534 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,140 So you just wander around the campground. 535 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:10,769 Yeah, I don't really mind. It's the only time I have alone. 536 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,815 Well, see you. 537 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,633 Oh, okay. 538 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:19,213 -Morning. -Good morning, Mr. Munro. 539 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,188 -Come on. Come on, let's go. -It's 5:30. 540 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,399 The Gornickes. 541 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,318 Bob, a little help. 542 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,238 Little help? Cassie? 543 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,783 There's movement. She-- She's moving. 544 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,452 Carl, let's get going. 545 00:38:53,707 --> 00:38:57,167 Let's move it, let's move it. Bob, gun it. 546 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,462 Carl. Cass, what's our status? 547 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:04,008 She's out the door. She's coming. Mayday, mayday, she's coming! 548 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:08,512 Come on. Let's go, let's go. Go, go, go! 549 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,350 -Come on! -It's in gear, but it's not moving. 550 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,521 -The wheel! -This stupid pop-out thing. 551 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,525 Hurry, Mom, she's coming! 552 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:36,206 Come on, come on, come on. 553 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,501 Will you move this son of a bi-- 554 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:46,967 Hey! 555 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,736 They are early risers. 556 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,716 I'm going a whole 12 miles an hour. 557 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,593 Then pass him. 558 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,394 Kids, leave him alone. He's not that good a driver. 559 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,234 Really. 560 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,865 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 561 00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:00,666 -Come on. -Bob. 562 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:04,002 Bob. Bob. Bob. 563 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:09,758 Bob. 564 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,476 All right. 565 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:23,522 -Okay. All right. -Thanks. 566 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,024 -Hey, guess what. -What? 567 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,943 We need gas. 568 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,696 And I really have to go to the bathroom. 569 00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,489 You know we have one of those. 570 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,242 Yeah, but after my last little shower of sadness.... 571 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,120 Okay, okay, do what you have to do. 572 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,165 I've got an ICBM coming. 573 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,420 If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money. 574 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:21,580 I could be a while, baby. It's an 80-gallon tank. 575 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,011 Dad, you in here? 576 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,847 Carl, I just need a minute. 577 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,933 Sure, only the RV's rolling away. 578 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,644 Be right out. 579 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,445 -Hey, Bob. -Travis. 580 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,657 Yeah, I think you've got a little problem with your vehicle. 581 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,408 I'm no expert... 582 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,495 ...but it's your parking-gear interlock and your emergency brake. 583 00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:03,288 -How did you...? -It's a miracle. 584 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,832 We pulled in the second it started rolling away. 585 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,168 Isn't that something? Wanna hear about the time... 586 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,587 -...Jesus saved us from a tornado? -It's great. 587 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,965 I'd love to, but I was in the little boys' room... 588 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,384 ...taking care of business when Carl interrupted... 589 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,678 ...but Jamie would love to hear it. 590 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,013 Well, it seems just like yesterday. 591 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,630 Thank you. 592 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,718 I don't wanna get too big, you know. 593 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:02,806 -I mean, I don't want to look freakish. -No. 594 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,229 -What is this? -It's a list of places... 595 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:12,024 ...between here and Colorado that sell organic health food. 596 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:16,653 -I got it last night off the internet. -Oh, that was really thoughtful. 597 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:20,032 -What are you listening to? -Nothing. 598 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,200 So Billy was blown right out of that tree. 599 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,745 Right before he hit the ground, from out of nowhere... 600 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,872 ...comes this queen-size Simmons mattress... 601 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,166 ...slides right under him and cushions his fall. 602 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,585 Saved his life. Plus, we needed the mattress. 603 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,253 I have a bad back. 604 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,006 So you folks wanna join us for breakfast? 605 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,424 -We-- -Ate. 606 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,634 Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon... 607 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,636 ...about that neat laptop you were using. 608 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,431 -When were you using a laptop? -At work, all the time. 609 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,641 -I was just telling him-- -When did he see you? 610 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,810 You know, we'd love to join you for breakfast. 611 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,359 -Somebody's ripe. -Welcome to my world. 612 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,154 You guys go on in, get that table. We'll be right there. 613 00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:01,615 All right. Come on, kids. 614 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,080 -We're ditching them? -Absolutely. 615 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,248 -Okay. -Kids, move. 616 00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:15,295 So because you told them we were early risers... 617 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:16,963 ...we had to get up at 5:30... 618 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,715 -...to avoid the Gornickes... -Right. 619 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,592 ...which we managed not to do anyway... 620 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,554 ...because you refused to use the bathroom on the RV that you rented. 621 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,057 You're determined to have a bad time, aren't you? 622 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,350 We all are, Dad. 623 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:33,522 Not me. I embrace every challenge. 624 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:46,243 Honey, maybe they just got some bad news and had to leave. 625 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:49,454 You're a sweet woman, Mary Jo. It's what I love about you. 626 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:51,665 But them folks ditched us. 627 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:58,213 Oh, Trav, honey, pull over. Let's pull over. 628 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,133 He looks like a folk singer. 629 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,343 -Climb aboard. -Hello there. 630 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,053 -How you doing, buddy? -Sir. 631 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:06,805 Welcome to the Gornicke bus. 632 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,808 You a folk singer? 633 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,124 Cass, can you turn on the oven for me? 634 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,126 I am so bored. 635 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,420 I could actually throw up from how bored I am. 636 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:42,299 I brought games. Sorry!, Monopoly, Twister. 637 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,885 -Come on, it'll be fun. -Fun. 638 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,178 Did you turn on the oven? 639 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,054 -No. -I'll do it. 640 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,813 -Raccoon in the oven! -Oh, please. No. 641 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,231 Don't open it. 642 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,697 Did you take out the roast from last night? 643 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,782 -I guess not. -What's the plan? 644 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,534 Give him Carl. Maybe he'll eat him. 645 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:11,578 Give him you. He's on the South Bitch Diet. 646 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,330 -Good one. -Okay, hey. 647 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,916 Hey, come on. Don't you see what the raccoon's doing? 648 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,668 He's playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. 649 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,504 We have to hang together, stay strong. 650 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,923 -Just get rid of it. -Just me? 651 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,800 -Yeah. -Okay. 652 00:47:29,889 --> 00:47:31,556 Come on, Blue. There's coons in there. 653 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:33,058 -Come on, boy. -Bob. 654 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:36,102 -Go get him, boy. -Bob. 655 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,448 Just kidding. 656 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,243 I'm going in. 657 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,538 Is anyone gonna stop me? 658 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:56,998 "Dad, don't. The raccoon might have rabies"? 659 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,667 Nothing? Not a word? 660 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,502 Not really. 661 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,049 -Daddy? -Yeah, baby. 662 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,885 Don't hurt him. 663 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:20,063 I am entering the RV. 664 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,984 Still no sign. 665 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,404 I'm going towards the oven door. 666 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:31,032 I'm opening the ov-- 667 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,910 Oh, my God! 668 00:48:34,996 --> 00:48:37,080 There's more than one! 669 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,375 You guys, he's just joking around. 670 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,137 Get back. 671 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:54,389 Back. Back! Back! 672 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,308 You hideous-- 673 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,314 We need a new plan. 674 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:30,425 All right, let's go. You're off the Gornicke bus. 675 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:31,968 I didn't steal it. I found it. 676 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,929 Well, now you lost it. 677 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,394 That's why they didn't come to breakfast. 678 00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:44,731 He lost his computer, he needs it. They went off frantic to find it. 679 00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:46,900 I was quick to think the worst. 680 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:49,110 I'm filled with chagrin. 681 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:51,529 Oh, honey. 682 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,325 -What is that? -It's a stink bomb. 683 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,869 Got it from the guy in the office. Cost me $175. 684 00:49:58,037 --> 00:50:00,205 I can get this for five bucks online, I know it. 685 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,165 You're gonna set that off in the RV? 686 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:05,543 He assured me it's not toxic. Just noxious, like Grandpa Ted. 687 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,254 Don't litter. 688 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,427 Suck on this, Rocky. 689 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,268 Yeah! 690 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,064 Run, critters. 691 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:29,067 Yeah, there's more where that came from, you little bandits. 692 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:30,860 Yeah! 693 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:35,782 I'm not so ill-equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think. 694 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,743 -No one said you were ill-equipped. -You know it, baby. 695 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,453 How long does this last? 696 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,165 Up to six hours. 697 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:50,255 It's a beautiful evening. Let's sit outside and enjoy nature. 698 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:57,512 Why don't we huddle under the awning? 699 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,765 Oh, we can't. Dad tore it off back in Nevada. 700 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,226 Well, why don't we just get underneath the umbrella? 701 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,979 Oh, that's right. Dad fed it to the raccoons. 702 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:10,150 -Please, try the office again. -No, he's an idiot. 703 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:14,028 He won't let us in. He charged me $70 for these bags. 704 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,573 What about that bar we passed on the way up here? 705 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,659 -Yeah, Dad, pizza. -And a roof. 706 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:23,747 No, it's dark out there. Besides, those raccoons could be waiting. 707 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:34,632 Hey! I can see it. It's just down there. 708 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,676 Come on, I'm starving. 709 00:51:37,178 --> 00:51:39,512 -Bob? -It's a bad idea. 710 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,347 It's just down the-- 711 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,185 Carl! 712 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,189 Carl, we're coming! 713 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,527 Bob! 714 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,279 Mom! 715 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,492 Jamie! 716 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,998 Bob! 717 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:36,736 Table for four. No smoking. 718 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:39,572 Wipe your feet. 719 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,371 See? That's why you should study. 720 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,998 So you can get good grades and go to a big party school. 721 00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:52,919 Hey, Dad, how come you never got a pool table for the house? 722 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,088 Because of the generalissimo over there. 723 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,715 We had one before you were born, in the dining room... 724 00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,426 ...but then you get a job, invite people for dinner... 725 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,637 -...you have a family.... -Life used to be fun. 726 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,807 It was fun. But then something happened that was a lot more fun. 727 00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:08,101 We got the George Foreman smokeless grill. 728 00:53:08,269 --> 00:53:09,561 Okay. 729 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,405 It's fine. Let's just go to sleep. 730 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,700 Dad. 731 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,887 Oh, yeah. 732 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:57,395 Oh, great, you're up. Will you make the coffee? 733 00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,148 -Love to. -Thank you. 734 00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:18,750 Do you want me to drive? 735 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,300 -You okay, Dad? -Oh, yeah. 736 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,287 Dad, emergency! 737 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,667 Gornickes. 738 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:03,461 I'll get their computer. 739 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:06,255 I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone. 740 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:09,008 What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing. 741 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,510 I'm not gonna spend my life... 742 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:12,804 ...going door to door, selling musical car horns. 743 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:15,139 -The Gornickes. I'll flag them down. -Cassie! 744 00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:20,019 She got him. 745 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:26,025 Munros! 746 00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:28,194 Bob! Jamie! 747 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,530 It's the Gornickes. 748 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:32,532 -Pretend to talk to me. -Oh, yeah. 749 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,076 Pull over! We've got your stuff! 750 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:37,620 Munros. It's the Gornickes. 751 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:44,669 Pull over. We have your computer. 752 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:49,632 And a Happy Max bag. Pull over. 753 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:51,634 Kids, grab your paint guns. 754 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,886 Pull ahead. We'll put one across their bow. 755 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:57,223 You know, seeing you drive this thing is really turning me on. 756 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,184 What? 757 00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,853 They've got guns! 758 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,898 We've also got-- 759 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,364 You can come up now. 760 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,241 Where did you learn to drive like that? 761 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:18,578 How do you think I get the kids to school on time? 762 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,417 What a shame. If we had their address, we could just ship it to them. 763 00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:26,252 Well, we do know where they're headed. 764 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:29,172 Mount Watson, Colorado. 765 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,354 You know, if you wore clothes that fit... 766 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:48,733 -...you wouldn't look like a 10-year-old. -It's how I roll. 767 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:56,199 Oh, sweet. 768 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,284 You say something, Frodo? 769 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:02,079 I was just saying how that guy Shaq'd you there. 770 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,790 -We got two-on-two, right? -Why don't you find... 771 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,250 ...an under-2-foot league. 772 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:09,629 Why don't you trade that thing in on top of your neck for a face. 773 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,715 I'm gonna floss your rear. 774 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,261 -Let's go, bring it. Come on. -Yo, my mobile homeboys. 775 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,972 -What's tripping in the wood? -This termite belong to you? 776 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,891 -Don't call-- -Yo, my man-- Easy. 777 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,268 This my man, C. He's small, but ferocious. 778 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:27,146 But you dogs, you're hardcore. Where you from? 779 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,483 -Scottsdale. -Scottsdale, in the 'Zona. 780 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,401 That's a hardcore 'hood. 781 00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:34,654 But you want to take on my man C, here... 782 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,322 ...go ahead, because, you know... 783 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,783 ...he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face... 784 00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:41,452 ...he'll damage you. You gonna walk away, maybe limp. 785 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,872 But I say talk to the hand, call waiting, because he's out. Boy is out. 786 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,875 I can't restrains him. Because I'm conversating you right now... 787 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:51,379 ...to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level... 788 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:54,006 ...as we were. Because we could be chilling in our crib. 789 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,968 Not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu... 790 00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:58,886 ...and Westwood, you know. 791 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:01,764 Malling it, like we all can. Boys to mensch. 792 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,975 Pimp my Mercedes, call me back... 793 01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:06,143 ...put you on hold. You know what I'm saying? 794 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,355 We gotta go. 795 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:13,192 You better, man. Don't make me call my lawyer, because I'll audit. 796 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,028 Aren't you glad Dad came? They were about to kick your butt. 797 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,031 Carl. That's not helpful. Carl. 798 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,284 Carl. 799 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,869 It occurs to me that you and I haven't had too many... 800 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:26,580 ... 7th Heaven kind of dialogues in the last year. 801 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,709 -You're busy a lot. -Yeah, but not too busy to notice... 802 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,628 ...that you are sensitive about your size. 803 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:36,132 I'll bet you $1000 right now you'll grow up bigger than me. 804 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,051 I've seen pictures of you when you were my age. You were huge. 805 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:42,513 -You were shaving already. -Yeah, well, that's my point. 806 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:44,265 See, I achieved maturity very early. 807 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:46,684 I stopped growing after the eighth grade. 808 01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:49,895 But you have the other body type. You're like my friend John Vigoshi. 809 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:53,149 When he was 16, he had a 9-inch summer. 810 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,151 How do you mean that? 811 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:58,154 He grew very tall, very quickly, and so will you. 812 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,823 And you're being proactive. You're lifting weights. 813 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:03,159 And when you grow up big, you know what we'll do? 814 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,577 What? 815 01:01:04,745 --> 01:01:07,163 We'll enter father-son extreme-fighting competitions. 816 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,457 -All right. -You'll have to push the wheelchair. 817 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,751 But we'll get them high, and we'll get them low. 818 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:18,591 Coming at you a little heat right now. 819 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:22,261 Give me a little heat there. A little heat. A little pepper there. 820 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,971 Hike! All right. 821 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,937 What's up? 822 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:37,526 Kids, dinner's gonna be a little late because-- 823 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:41,238 Sorry. False alarm. 824 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:46,035 -The buzzing is not me. -Bob. 825 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,664 -Hello. -Before you hang up on me again... 826 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:51,916 ...we need to talk. 827 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,085 I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well. 828 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:56,253 Signal. No, no. Yeah. 829 01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:58,047 Hold on one second. The signal. 830 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,759 Just a-- Can you hear me now? 831 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:05,554 -Hey, Todd. Did you get the proposal? -Not bad. 832 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,473 My Laird didn't like it very much. 833 01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,476 -Who cares what Laird thinks. -I do. He's young, Bob. 834 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,436 We'll talk about it tonight on the plane. 835 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:13,938 -No. -No? 836 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:17,900 I flew in last night. It's a mile high here and I want to get acclimated. 837 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,361 You don't wanna have a nose bleed in a presentation. 838 01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:21,946 Could be a little embarrassing. 839 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:25,491 So I'll see you there. Here. 840 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:35,251 Mom, he's suffering. 841 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,169 Honey, can I help? 842 01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:40,673 No, honey. No, don't come down here. 843 01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:43,008 Boy, I'm just gonna try and clean up a little-- 844 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,719 Don't use bark. 845 01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:47,847 These are great. 846 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,349 Yeah, there it is. That does the trick. 847 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:53,519 Ferns. Nature's broom. 848 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:56,689 Honey, no. You can't go on like this. It's 10 miles. 849 01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,566 No, I don't wanna spoil it for you guys. 850 01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:01,861 -You won't. We'll go tomorrow. -No. 851 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,487 Tomorrow we go to the lake. 852 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:06,157 Listen, I'll stay here. You go on. 853 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:09,493 -I don't know-- -Go. It's a beautiful hike. 854 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:11,954 Guys? 855 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:13,998 Come on, kids. 856 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,126 Yeah? Okay. 857 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,878 Good. 858 01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:21,839 I'll try and make it back to the RV. 859 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,049 I'm okay. Got my ferns. 860 01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,635 Okay. I'm okay. 861 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:31,056 Go on. Go on, you guys. Save yourseIf. Okay. 862 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,916 Welcome to the RoadMate 700. 863 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,544 Hi, Lola. My wife's not here. 864 01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:33,661 -The hell are you driving? -Cadillac of RVs, Todd. 865 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:36,372 You know, we should go over-- Laird. 866 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,083 Yeah, I decided to go with Laird's presentation. 867 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:42,795 -But hang around, tell a few jokes. -You got it. 868 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:51,762 Hi there. 869 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,889 -Larry Moiphine. -Garry Moiphine. 870 01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,976 -Cute dog. -Oh, yeah. She's a sweetie. 871 01:04:57,269 --> 01:04:59,728 Oh, yeah, who's a good girl? 872 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:01,146 -Todd? -No. 873 01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:02,773 -Bob. -Hi, Bob. 874 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:04,149 -Laird. -Hi, Laird. 875 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:05,568 Larry. Laird. 876 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,821 So, fellas, we'll have a little nosh and we'll hear your presentation. 877 01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:11,532 -Tammy's not here yet. Our assistant. -So we'll eat slow. 878 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,325 -Come on. -Gentlemen. 879 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,298 Oh, hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late. 880 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,217 You guys have all just got to see the circus before it leaves. 881 01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:32,219 -It's good, huh? -It was amazing. 882 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:33,804 Wow, so.... 883 01:05:33,972 --> 01:05:38,684 Oh, of course. I believe you folks have a presentation for us. 884 01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:43,981 -Yes. Laird. -Good luck. 885 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:54,783 In 1985, Pure Vibe soda completed a friendly takeover... 886 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,536 ...of Mr. Twinkle Iced Tea. Today, Mr. Twinkle is worth... 887 01:05:57,704 --> 01:06:00,122 ...an estimated $91 million. 888 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:03,500 And that was with a profit definition not as favorable... 889 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,503 ...as the one Pure Vibe is offering... 890 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:10,049 ...Alpine Soda. If you turn to chart number one-- 891 01:06:10,342 --> 01:06:12,217 Sorry, is this just gonna be about money? 892 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:13,761 No, it's-- Stocks. 893 01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:16,388 Other than money, why should we change from a local... 894 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:19,975 ...family-oriented business to become subsidiary to a national brand? 895 01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:23,562 Yeah. Other than money? 896 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,814 -Right. -Yeah. 897 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,025 Garry, Larry. 898 01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:32,237 Fifty years ago, if you walked down any street in America... 899 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,991 ...on a warm Monday night-- Thanks, Laird. 900 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:39,912 --you'd hear I Love Lucy coming out of every house, on every block. 901 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,290 I'm not speaking about conformity, I'm talking about "Isn't it great?" 902 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:44,708 And every once in a while... 903 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,127 ...America falls in love with something together. 904 01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:49,755 That could happen here. You have a terrific product. 905 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,257 Money aside, how'd Walter Frederick Morrison feel... 906 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,927 ...every time he walked by a park and he'd see people... 907 01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:57,429 ...throwing a Frisbee and the dog doing all the work? 908 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:00,641 If Pure Vibe takes Alpine national, I think we have a chance... 909 01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:04,269 ...to let America fall in love with something again. 910 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,857 What's your hurry? Why don't you stay and bask in my gratitude? 911 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,901 I gotta get the RV back right now, Todd... 912 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:12,945 ...or I have to pay for a full day. 913 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:17,074 -Well, just picture me hugging you. -Thanks. 914 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:30,963 Officer? Excuse me. What's going on? 915 01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:33,048 Landslide. We're diverting through I-70. 916 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:36,468 I-70? It'll take hours. Isn't there another way around Mount Watson? 917 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,096 Diablo Pass. But you're not gonna make it in that rig. 918 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,565 Dad was right. This is really amazing. 919 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:34,485 Yeah. Poor Dad. 920 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,528 Should we cut this short and go back? 921 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,989 -Yeah. -Okay. 922 01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:43,702 You are not on any marked road. 923 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,078 I know that, Lola. 924 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,915 Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 925 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,500 I can't. 926 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,972 Squeeze them cheeks Tighten them buns 927 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,808 Come on now We having fun 928 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:10,145 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 929 01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:20,155 -You are not on any marked road. -Shut up! 930 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,090 Come on, Turd. Keep rolling. Come on. Come on. 931 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,092 You can do it. 932 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,053 Come on. 933 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:51,019 Come on. Come on. Come on. 934 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,166 Damn it. 935 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,691 Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 936 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,903 Dad's gonna be surprised we got back so soon. 937 01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:06,446 Yeah. 938 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,088 Who was that maniac? 939 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,864 Oh, God. 940 01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:51,742 Bob? 941 01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:56,621 -Jamie. -Why are you laying on the ground? 942 01:12:56,789 --> 01:13:00,083 Honey, there's something I need to tell you. 943 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:03,378 I need.... 944 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:07,257 Needed a.... 945 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:11,136 Needed a little fresh air. 946 01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,388 After my incident. 947 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:14,973 And how are you now? 948 01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:17,184 Good. 949 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:20,562 Really good. Good. 950 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:22,564 Oh, yeah. 951 01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:29,279 -Hello? -Bob? Bob-orino? Bobcat? 952 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:32,491 -Yeah? -Teeny tiny wrinkle-dinkle. 953 01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:34,409 Larry wants you to come back tomorrow... 954 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,828 ...and pitch the whole company, all the employees. 955 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,872 Majority want the merger, it's a done deal. 956 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,248 -What? -We don't need him. 957 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:44,002 I can do this. Give me another chance. Let me kick this through the uprights! 958 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:49,424 -I'll do it. I'm there. -Great. You're spitting on me. 959 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:56,890 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 960 01:13:57,058 --> 01:14:00,936 Oh, we're on that road On a big, steaming load 961 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,689 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 962 01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:11,863 Big old rolling turd Big old rolling turd coming through 963 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:18,078 Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go to Yellowstone on the way home. 964 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:21,790 -I'd love to go to Yellowstone. -Yeah, Dad. Can we? 965 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,458 Absolutely. 966 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:26,378 Come on. I wanna show you something wonderful. 967 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:34,427 It's hard to forget this place. 968 01:14:34,595 --> 01:14:36,346 My dad was so moved by it he said: 969 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:39,558 "You know, a snack stand up here would do tremendous." 970 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:43,854 My mom, always supportive: "And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?" 971 01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:48,400 My dad: "Why don't you blow it out your big, saggy rear end, Ellen." 972 01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,318 Can't buy memories like that. 973 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,571 Or like this. 974 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:56,825 Hey. You know, I should take the RV to get the emergency brake fixed... 975 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,244 -...before we head to L.A. -Yeah. Good idea. 976 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,997 And you guys don't want to hang around some dingy garage. 977 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,166 You wait here by the lake, enjoy the view. 978 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,335 I'll drive to Boulder, be back in an hour. We'll have a big picnic. 979 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:10,130 -How about that? -Okay. Sounds good. 980 01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:14,259 Guys? Tell your dad what you wanted to tell him. 981 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:17,888 -Thank you for taking us on this trip. -Kinko that. 982 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:22,267 -Better than Hawaii? -Yeah, better than Hawaii. 983 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,769 Come give big daddy a hug. Come on. 984 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:27,564 -Wait. -Carl, you'll be too big soon. 985 01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:29,149 -Dad. -Cassie'll be in college. 986 01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:30,317 -Dad! -What? 987 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,402 The RV's rolling away. 988 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:37,115 No! 989 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:38,366 Oh, God, no. 990 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:39,784 -Oh, no! -Dad, let it go! 991 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:44,581 Bob. Bob! 992 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:48,210 -Bob! -Mom, what are you doing? 993 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,464 Bob, no! 994 01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,595 Go. 995 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:01,097 Are you crazy? It's a rental. 996 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,269 -How am I gonna get to the meeting? -What meeting? 997 01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:08,230 The Alpine merger. 998 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,567 Sweetheart, you'll never guess what happened yesterday. 999 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,153 -You weren't really sick. -Not really. 1000 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,988 This is about work. 1001 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:19,824 You brought us out here because it was close to a meeting? 1002 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:22,494 -You're getting warmer. -The Alpine soda merger. 1003 01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:25,372 -Bingo. -So you lied to me... 1004 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:28,625 -...from the very beginning. -Since we were first married? 1005 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:32,337 No, since when you first brought home the RV. 1006 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,547 -That time, yeah. -This has nothing to do... 1007 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:36,591 ...with you wanting to be with your family. 1008 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:39,177 -So you just used us? -You wouldn't understand, missy. 1009 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,012 Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart. 1010 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,348 Why don't you explain it to her. And Carl too. 1011 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,016 Kids... 1012 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:46,393 ...life is hard. 1013 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,853 Not "The TiVo in my room is not working" hard. 1014 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:52,315 But "making a living because you're responsible for people you love" hard. 1015 01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:55,235 You know what it's like to be 50, people are digging a hole... 1016 01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:56,778 -...to bury your career-- -Bob. 1017 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,363 All right, that's a little rough. 1018 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,407 Cassie, where do you want to go to college? 1019 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:02,409 Stanford. 1020 01:17:02,576 --> 01:17:04,327 Carl, where's that camp you're going? 1021 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:06,538 -Alaska. -Alaska. 1022 01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:09,874 And you, how much do you think that little fixer-upper of ours cost? 1023 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,294 Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle? 1024 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,547 I have to ride a custom bike because my hips aren't aligned. 1025 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,883 Are you happy? Now the kids know that their old man's a freak. 1026 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:22,679 Listen, I have to get to that meeting, or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle. 1027 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,806 Let's pull it up two-by-two, look for help. 1028 01:17:25,016 --> 01:17:26,975 -Carl. Come with me. -I'm good. 1029 01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:30,312 Cassie? 1030 01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:31,289 I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway. 1031 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:38,713 You know what's scary is that this is rush hour. 1032 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:42,884 Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. 1033 01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:50,809 Oh, my God. 1034 01:18:54,522 --> 01:18:56,481 -Where's your husband? -Don't ask. 1035 01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,942 Could you possibly take us to an airport? 1036 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,236 What's all this? 1037 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,822 Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test. 1038 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,825 Oh, like some sort of vocational training? 1039 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:09,494 College. 1040 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:13,832 -How old are you? -Fifteen and a haIf. I jumped a grade. 1041 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,459 Moon, though, she skipped two grades. 1042 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,003 So... 1043 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:21,423 ...you guys are smart. 1044 01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,426 Gonna be unemployed. 1045 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,429 I'm gonna have to sell my liver for cash. 1046 01:19:27,972 --> 01:19:30,849 And then he just rode out of the lake. 1047 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:34,352 Yup. This one really snuck up and bit me right on the seat-meat. 1048 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,354 I thought Bob was good people. 1049 01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:38,982 -Does anybody have a vomit bag? -Are you sick? 1050 01:19:39,150 --> 01:19:41,901 Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out. 1051 01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:43,194 What? 1052 01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:45,029 Don't worry. I got them in the mirror. 1053 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,990 Boy don't know what the hell he's doing. 1054 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,993 -Like father, like son. -Hey. 1055 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:51,953 Listen, I have to admit something. 1056 01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:55,498 Bob wasn't the only one trying to avoid you. I was too. 1057 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:58,710 I don't mean to shock you, but we ain't everybody's cup of sunshine. 1058 01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,879 Well, it was you, but it was mostly us. 1059 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:03,339 You didn't exactly catch the Munros at their best. 1060 01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:05,884 Yeah, see, I had a feeling you was having troubles. 1061 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,969 Yeah, here's the thing. 1062 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,513 You start off happy and stupid. 1063 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:13,057 Then you become associates in the marriage business: 1064 01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:15,560 "Did the plumber come?" "Take Carl to soccer." 1065 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:17,854 "I'll pick up your dad from the doctor's office." 1066 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:21,191 Until you don't remember what brought you together in the first place. 1067 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:23,401 You know what I mean? 1068 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:25,361 No, I don't. I-- No. 1069 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:26,738 No. 1070 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,365 Okay. 1071 01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:34,454 Anyway, in the last few days, I caught a glimpse of the old us. 1072 01:20:34,622 --> 01:20:36,956 And I was happy. 1073 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:39,751 I better get directions... 1074 01:20:39,919 --> 01:20:42,629 ...so I can take you folks where you need to be. 1075 01:21:05,236 --> 01:21:06,945 Oh, really? 1076 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,116 Jamie! 1077 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:15,828 Cassie! Carl! 1078 01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:18,206 Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie. 1079 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,459 Okay. 1080 01:21:24,255 --> 01:21:25,713 Oh, God. 1081 01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:35,223 -Ladies first. -Oh, boy, that's working it. 1082 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:01,499 Stop! 1083 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,794 Oh, Munro! 1084 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:06,170 The hike was so intense... 1085 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,173 ...there was a few parts where I had to carry my mom and sister. 1086 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,509 I think I might have pulled a muscle. 1087 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,678 -Where? -In the woods. 1088 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,058 Travis! 1089 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:13,863 Jamie. 1090 01:23:16,075 --> 01:23:17,492 Bob? 1091 01:23:21,789 --> 01:23:24,749 Are you an idiot? Do you want your children to see their father... 1092 01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,209 ...bouncing down the highway? 1093 01:23:26,377 --> 01:23:28,086 Why are you with the Partridge Family? 1094 01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:30,922 -What are you doing on the bus? -Because I was chasing you. 1095 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:34,342 You win. I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy? 1096 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:38,012 I never asked you to blow off your job. I wanted you to be honest with me. 1097 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,973 Honest. Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest? 1098 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:44,268 -"Screw Hawaii" honest? -Oh, I see. 1099 01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:47,021 You think that if you told me you were in trouble... 1100 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:50,400 ...and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it? 1101 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:51,818 No crying, that's cheating. 1102 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:54,946 Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care! 1103 01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:56,781 I care a lot. 1104 01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:59,951 In fact, I hate you. Jerk. 1105 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,955 I didn't want you to know I was in trouble. 1106 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:08,167 You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me. 1107 01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:11,921 What you think about me is the most important thing in the world. 1108 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:14,966 I didn't want to fail. 1109 01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:20,304 If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage... 1110 01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:22,890 ...then I must be a failure as a wife. 1111 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,102 Then you admit you're the problem. 1112 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,398 Bob. 1113 01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:40,158 You mean more to me than just a paycheck. 1114 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:43,327 That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while. 1115 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:44,954 I missed that meeting. 1116 01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:46,664 No, you didn't. 1117 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:50,668 Come on, Bob. Come here. 1118 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,267 It's a Christmas miracle. 1119 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:09,228 No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be. 1120 01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:11,272 So I brought her. 1121 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,984 Travis has never been one to mind his own business. 1122 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:16,736 Travis... 1123 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:21,783 ...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult. 1124 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,327 Did come off a tad abrasive. 1125 01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:27,079 I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it. 1126 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:28,498 And you're a big man. 1127 01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:31,667 -I don't just mean-- -I understand a metaphor, Bob. 1128 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,669 See, I went to Stanford. 1129 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:38,007 You big lug, I love you! 1130 01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:40,551 Who loves his big lug? 1131 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,804 -I love you, you big-- -I know, I-- 1132 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,848 -Todd. -Little dramatic, don't you think, Bob? 1133 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,725 Showing up at the last possible minute. 1134 01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:50,394 You look horrible. Let's go. 1135 01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:58,194 Dad. 1136 01:25:58,529 --> 01:25:59,779 -I'm sorry. -Sorry? 1137 01:25:59,947 --> 01:26:03,825 I guess you're under a lot of pressure and I could have been less trouble. 1138 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,160 And in your own nerdy way you're kind of cool. 1139 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,872 -Bob? -Yeah? 1140 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:11,582 I'm hating this. 1141 01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:16,003 -Dad. -Yeah? 1142 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:17,505 -I get it. -What? 1143 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,758 Sometimes if you wanna succeed, you have to do what they tell you. 1144 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:28,808 -You-- -Bob! 1145 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:34,772 This is the big one, Bobcat. 1146 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,274 -Bases loaded. -Got it. 1147 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:39,360 You hit a grand slam on this, it's big raise, promotion, bonus... 1148 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:41,988 ...and I personally push Laird down a flight of stairs. 1149 01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:45,533 Everybody, this is Bob. Remember, charming and funny. 1150 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:48,286 Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late... 1151 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:52,039 ...l just came down that mountain, and next time I'll use a road. 1152 01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:56,043 I guess you guys didn't get the memo about extreme casual. 1153 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,797 I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it. 1154 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,092 Easy, Todd. 1155 01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:05,845 It's been kind of a wild journey getting here. 1156 01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:08,306 If you ever wanna really find out about yourseIf... 1157 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,641 ...put your family in an RV and drive. 1158 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,310 I've seen some amazing stuff. 1159 01:27:12,477 --> 01:27:16,272 I've fought wild raccoons and won. I've been in the desert to a place... 1160 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:19,734 ...where it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. 1161 01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:22,111 And I met this weird family. 1162 01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:24,989 I mean, boy, they were strange. 1163 01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:28,326 You know, whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten. 1164 01:27:28,952 --> 01:27:31,871 In the dictionary, under "hootenanny," it says, "See: them." 1165 01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:34,415 But you know what's strange about them. 1166 01:27:35,292 --> 01:27:39,420 They're just honest, good people, and it's an honor to have them as friends. 1167 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:43,925 Garry, Larry... 1168 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,844 ...this is a nice company you have here. It's your baby. 1169 01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:49,847 I bet at the birth of your baby you were kind of scared, right? 1170 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:52,808 Excited, but scared. You didn't know how it was gonna turn out. 1171 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,353 And next thing you know, it's up and walking... 1172 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,689 ...and you're trying to raise it. You didn't know what you were doing... 1173 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,775 ...but you pretended like you did. 1174 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:03,653 And next thing you know, your baby's grown. 1175 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:07,281 It's bigger, older. More complicated. 1176 01:28:07,449 --> 01:28:08,699 Difficult to deal with. 1177 01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:11,869 But here's the deal... 1178 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:15,831 ...you care about it just as much, because you nurtured it... 1179 01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:19,377 ...and part of you is in it, and you're proud of it. 1180 01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,712 You love it more than ever. 1181 01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,095 And right now, you have to make a decision... 1182 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:32,390 ...of whether you wanna merge your family with the Pure Vibe family. 1183 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:35,059 Your stocks are gonna split. You're gonna have money... 1184 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:38,145 ...you won't know what to do with. And your company's gonna grow. 1185 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,273 You'll be bigger than a woman in bicycle shorts at Disneyland. 1186 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:44,986 You'll be able to get all that stuff, like the ski boat, a $4000 bike... 1187 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,654 ...maybe even a Barcalounger... 1188 01:28:46,822 --> 01:28:49,490 ...that massages your ass and blows smoke at the same time. 1189 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,242 Bottom line here, Garry, Larry. 1190 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:54,161 If you wanna merge Alpine and Pure Vibe... 1191 01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:58,416 ...I promise you, you're making the worst decision of your entire life. 1192 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:03,087 This guy is a disgruntled employee. 1193 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,382 Couldn't keep up with younger talent. Look at him. He's off his meds. 1194 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:09,010 Finished. His own daughter assaulted me in my home. 1195 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:12,054 I did not. It was my friend, and she did it because Pure Vibe... 1196 01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:14,974 ...has one of the worst environmental records in the industry. 1197 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,059 Why are these kids here? 1198 01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:20,771 Plus, last year you guys outsourced for cheaper labor to other countries-- 1199 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,190 Let her go, Todd. 1200 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,317 I'll let her go. I'll let you go. 1201 01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,111 You're fired. 1202 01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:33,826 Yo, dog. 1203 01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:37,621 -Carl. -My hero. 1204 01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:43,127 Todd, I quit. 1205 01:30:07,486 --> 01:30:09,445 Honey, there seems to be snow on the ground. 1206 01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:12,323 Babe, it's left over from last winter. At 9500 feet... 1207 01:30:12,491 --> 01:30:13,991 ...it doesn't melt. It's glacial. 1208 01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:17,119 -We don't have chains. -Don't need them. 1209 01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:18,913 They're for the winter, not July. 1210 01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,998 Well, I see snow. 1211 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:22,500 Hey, Dad, are we poor? 1212 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,461 Carl, there's a lot of ways to measure a family's wealth. 1213 01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:27,671 -I think love-- -I was talking about money. 1214 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,590 -We're dirt poor. -Sell the house. 1215 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,675 We could all live in the Big Rolling Turd. 1216 01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:34,637 We'll spend every minute together, just like the Gornickes. 1217 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:38,182 -That just sounds fantastic. -Oh, yeah. 1218 01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:44,522 -Chains. Four-wheel drive. -Thanks. 1219 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:49,026 Officer, good day. I know what you're gonna say: "Where are your chains?" 1220 01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:51,529 Well, sir, this is no ordinary RV. 1221 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,865 It's part ATV, part SUV, and certified by the DMV. 1222 01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:58,494 It's got positraction, Dynaflow, control traction with me in control. 1223 01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:01,205 It's got heated rims. Wish I had those. 1224 01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:05,751 Okay. 1225 01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:08,462 License and registration, sir. 1226 01:31:17,097 --> 01:31:18,973 Oh, there it is. 1227 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:24,228 I believe that was the rental agreement. 1228 01:31:24,604 --> 01:31:26,897 We had a little bit of a mishap at the lake. 1229 01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:30,151 I lost my wallet. My name is Bob Munro. 1230 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,237 We got him. We're just ahead of you. 1231 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,156 Got me? 1232 01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:39,118 Officer, I know she may look unsafe, but she's tough. 1233 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,162 She likes to be rode hard and put away wet. 1234 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,455 Spent two days in the lake. Had to fish her out. 1235 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,332 It means a lot. We couldn't abandon it. 1236 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,042 It's like a big, ugly pet, really. 1237 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:50,337 You got him. Thanks, Sam. 1238 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:52,840 -We owe you one. -We've been chasing you all morning. 1239 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:54,341 I just took one soda. 1240 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:57,011 No, we just want you to know we're going national. 1241 01:31:57,929 --> 01:31:59,930 -Well, good luck. -With you. 1242 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:02,391 We want you to join us at Alpine Beverages. 1243 01:32:03,101 --> 01:32:05,561 -You're offering me a job? -Yeah. 1244 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,898 -Yes, he'll take it. -She's a tough negotiator. 1245 01:32:09,065 --> 01:32:12,026 You just really seem to get us, like a harmonic convergence. 1246 01:32:12,194 --> 01:32:13,903 -Dad, you forgot something. -Baby... 1247 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:17,781 -...don't interrupt daddy's new bosses. -Sure, but the RV's rolling away. 1248 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:27,920 This was a roNy re-encode for 300MBUNiTED.com