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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MAN 1 CHUCKLING)
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Hey!
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And if we just,
like, download it,
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it would be a lot easier
than if you stream it.
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You know?
That's what I've learned.
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(LOUD CRASH)
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(GASPS)
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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MAN 2: What's going on?
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(GROWLS)
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(ROARS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Wakey-wakey!
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It is I,
the inflated destroyer,
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Balloon Man!
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(ALL GASP)
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Time to inflate
my bank account.
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(GRUNTING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Hello.
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(LAUGHING)
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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (GUNS FIRING)
- Aah!
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(INHALES)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(SIREN WAILS)
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Titans, go!
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(ROBIN GRUNTING)
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(BALLOON MAN GRUNTS)
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(DEVICE TRILLS, BEEPS)
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Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!
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(GASPS)
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Booyah!
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(GROWLS)
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BALLOON MAN: Ha-ha!
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Who wants a balloon animal?
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(GASPS)
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Kitties!
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(STARFIRE GRUNTING)
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- (SOFT MEWING)
- (SIGHS)
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(GASPING)
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(BALLOON MAN GRUNTS)
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(RAVEN GRUNTS)
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(BALLOON MAN GROWLS)
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(BALLOON MAN STRAINING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
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(LAUGHS, SIGHS)
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I'mma pop you, fool!
(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(FARTING)
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(FARTING CONTINUES)
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BALLOON MAN: Oh!
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(LAUGHING)
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He farted!
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BALLOON MAN:
That wasn't a fart.
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That was just air
leaving my butt.
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Which is a fart.
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(TITANS LAUGHING)
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BALLOON MAN: Shut up! You guys are
awfully immature for the Justice League.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do we look
like the Justice League to you?
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I don't know.
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I thought you were maybe
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some of
the lesser-known members.
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BEAST BOY: This fool thinks
we're in the Justice League?
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CYBORG: Man, we ain't
no Justice League.
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BALLOON MAN:
I recognize you now.
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You are
the Guardians of the Galaxy!
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(STARFIRE GASPS)
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Uh, that's a different
superhero universe.
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I am the insulted.
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All right, all right.
Then who are you?
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Yo, Cy. This guy
don't know who we is.
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Oh, really? Then I think
it's time we tell him.
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♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, go, go, go, go
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♪ T-double-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ We the real heroes
Takin' down the big menace
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- ♪ Teen Titan flows
- ♪ Teen Titan knows
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♪ Where there's
real trouble, baby
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♪ Teen Titans go
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♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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BALLOON MAN: Ugh. Morons.
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♪ Beast Boy I can turn
straight up into an animal
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- ♪ Animal?
- ♪ Animal?
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♪ Yes, any animal
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♪ Boom, pow
Yeah, I'm a kitten now
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TITANS: Aw!
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♪ Check out my kitten meow
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♪ The star, the fire
The live, the wire
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♪ The alien princess
in my alien attire
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♪ The energy blasts
The supersonic speed
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♪ Is she down with the Titans?
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♪ Oh, the yes indeed
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♪ Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blaster
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♪ Cyborg, whoo, baby
Mr. High Tech Master
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♪ What, what, what?
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♪ Mr. Meatball Disaster
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♪ What, what, what?
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♪ Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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♪ Boom with the smoke bombs
and birdarangs
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♪ Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thang
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♪ Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in charge
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♪ Show 'em your baby hands!
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♪ No Robin, Robin's are large
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Nah, but for real, man. Those
some super-small baby hands.
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No, they're not. Whatever. Just
keep going, just keep going!
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♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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♪ Raven is here to drop it
On you even harder
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♪ There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can be
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♪ Check it
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
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♪ Teleportin', magical powers
We adios
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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♪ Teen Teen Titans, the Titans
The Teen Titans
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♪ Teen Titans Go! ♪
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(SQUEAKS)
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- Oh, yeah! We are so tough!
- (TITANS CHEERING)
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Sorry, Justice League.
You're too late.
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Our song was so sick,
it took down Balloon Man.
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Sure it did.
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Since you came all this way,
you guys wanna hang?
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Yeah, well, we'd love to,
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but we gotta get
to Batman's movie premiere.
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(SIGHS) It's always been
my dream to have my own movie.
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Well, it is important
to have dreams, I guess.
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What do you mean by that?
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Well, you know, they only make
movies about real heroes.
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I am a real hero. I even
have my own superhero team.
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You guys are goofsters.
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You know, with the farts.
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Always cracking your jokes.
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You mean, people
think we're jokes?
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Why do you think there's never
been a movie made about you?
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Well, has there been
a movie about you?
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So many. And more to come.
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It took a while, but yeah,
I have my own now.
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There was a Green Lantern movie.
But we don't talk about that.
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Problem is, you guys are never
actually doing anything heroic.
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Man, please. That ain't true.
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What about that time we
discovered that sweet diner?
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And they had that food?
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- STARFIRE: Oh, yes. It was most delicious.
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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That wasn't even a crime
and you didn't save anything.
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This guy thinks
we didn't save anything.
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We saved room for dessert!
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- (EDM PLAYING)
- Right in your face!
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Titans, if you keep
playing the fool,
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you'll never be seen
as real heroes.
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Only as jokes.
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(TOY CHICKEN SQUEAKS)
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- CYBORG: Got him! (LAUGHS)
- Somebody save me.
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Anyway, we gotta
get going. Ta-ta!
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Is it true?
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Are we not the real heroes?
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Of course we are.
We just took down Balloon Man.
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I believe we have
a premiere to attend.
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Teen Titans, go...
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To the movies!
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(FANS CHEERING
AND SCREAMING)
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- MAN 1: Batman! Batman!
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)
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MAN 2: Superman, over here!
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Supergirl, who are you
wearing tonight?
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Plastic Man.
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Hey, John, how are you?
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WOMAN: Over here!
MAN 4: Show us the bracelets!
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(FANS GASPING)
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Oops. My bad.
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The Atom has arrived.
Thank you!
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Behold...
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(ATOM GRUNTING)
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Behold, Titans!
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This is every
superhero's dream,
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to have your own movie!
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This burrito is my dream.
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Titans, are you ready
to walk the red carpet?
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CYBORG: Oh, yeah!
BEAST BOY: Oh, yes! I'm ready.
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Let's go in!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hold it.
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This premiere is for superheroes only.
Who are you?
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Who are we? (CHUCKLES)
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- Who are we?
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This fool don't know
who's we is.
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Perhaps this will remind you?
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♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪
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Stop! You're not on the list.
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But we're superheroes.
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Hello.
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We're the Challengers
of the Unknown.
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We're here
for the motion picture.
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Challengers, Challengers.
Ooh! Right this way.
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The Challengers of the Unknown
are on the list?
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That is the obscure.
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No one knows them!
They's unknown!
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It's in the name. "Unknown."
It's in the name!
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Man! How's we
supposed to get in now?
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I do have the ability to open
portals to any feasible location.
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- STARFIRE: Oh, yes!
- That's right. I always forget about that.
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Portal it is!
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(BLOWS)
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(SCREECHING)
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Oh, man. There's no seats.
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What about those?
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I can hardly wait for the
motion picture to begin.
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But that's where the Challengers
of the Unknown are sitting.
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Dude, no one's
gonna miss them.
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Yeah! They's unknown!
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Exactly.
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Challengers, we seem to be drifting
in a void of complete darkness.
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Nothing waits for us here
but madness. Madness!
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ANNOUNCER: Super-ladies and
gentlemen, put your hands together
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for the biggest superhero
movie director in the world,
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Jade Wilson!
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- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- Whoo!
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All right!
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Who's ready to watch
a Batman movie?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Give it up
for the Bat himself.
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No, you deserve it.
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Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
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FANS: Batman!
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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You know who else deserves it?
All of you!
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(CHEERING)
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It doesn't matter
how obscure you are.
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You're all getting a movie!
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You want a little sneak peek?
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ANNOUNCER: Coming this summer.
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From the shadows of Batman...
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It's happening?
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...emerges a hero.
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They're finally going to make
a movie about me!
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Alfred The Movie.
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The ultimate grime fighter.
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When the dust settles,
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only one man
will be left dusting.
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Coming broom.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Don't worry, brah.
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If Alfred got a movie,
you must be next.
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(SCOFFS) Right. My movie must
be slated for next summer.
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ANNOUNCER: Coming next summer.
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A new hero
will light up the night.
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00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:56,384
Please be me! Please be me!
Please be me! Please be me!
255
00:16:56,386 --> 00:16:58,350
It's the car.
256
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,950
Oh! They did the car
before you, bro.
257
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:02,815
(EXCLAIMS) This is ridiculous!
258
00:17:02,817 --> 00:17:05,783
ANNOUNCER:
Batmobile The Movie.
259
00:17:05,785 --> 00:17:07,450
Coming vroom.
260
00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:08,849
- That actually does look pretty good.
- I'd go see it.
261
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,484
I do love
the Batman's automobile.
262
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,716
They must be saving the best
for last then.
263
00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,983
I'm sure my movie
is next, next summer.
264
00:17:14,985 --> 00:17:16,815
ANNOUNCER:
Coming next, next summer.
265
00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:19,551
The story of Batman's
greatest ally.
266
00:17:19,553 --> 00:17:20,983
That's me! That must be me!
267
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:23,815
And best friend
in the whole wide world.
268
00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:25,184
(SHUDDERING)
269
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,750
Finally!
270
00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:28,850
Thank you for making
a movie about...
271
00:17:28,852 --> 00:17:30,184
ANNOUNCER: Utility Belt...
272
00:17:30,186 --> 00:17:31,083
What?
273
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,286
ANNOUNCER: ...The Movie.
274
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,019
You put things in it.
275
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:43,417
(LAUGHING) He thought the
movie was about him!
276
00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:44,952
(ALL LAUGHING)
277
00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:50,751
MAN 1: He's just a sidekick.
MAN 2: He's a nobody.
278
00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:53,716
Sidekick! Sidekick!
279
00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:55,517
(WHIMPERS)
280
00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:58,019
(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
281
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,551
(PANTING)
282
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:09,752
(SNIFFLES)
283
00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:16,850
Aw, man. Forget those fools.
284
00:18:16,852 --> 00:18:18,584
Who cares what
other people think?
285
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:22,384
We have the each other
and that is all that matters.
286
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:23,983
Star's right, bro.
287
00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:26,017
What do those big-shot
superheroes know anyway?
288
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:30,050
They know having a movie is the
only way to be seen as a real hero.
289
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:32,684
You are the real hero to us.
290
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,350
Yeah. You put
this team together.
291
00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:36,450
Without you,
we'd be all alone.
292
00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:38,250
That's right.
293
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,816
Without you, bro, I'd be living
in a dumpster eating garbage.
294
00:18:40,818 --> 00:18:42,384
(RETCHES)
295
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,417
RAVEN: And I'd have
to enslave entire dimensions
296
00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,350
with my evil dad.
297
00:18:46,352 --> 00:18:48,217
STARFIRE: And I would be forced
to return to my life of fighting
298
00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:51,184
in the pit of
the intergalactic gladiator.
299
00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:53,417
CYBORG: And I'd be playing
professional football.
300
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,950
It sounds good, but you're
forgetting the concussions.
301
00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:57,883
The bad knees, going broke,
302
00:18:57,885 --> 00:19:00,319
and having to be on one of those
awful dance reality TV shows!
303
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:03,317
But why don't they
take us seriously?
304
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:06,816
We've got the cool costumes,
gadgets, and the powers,
305
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,552
and the sweet kung-fu moves.
Ooh-hah!
306
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:10,716
What are we missing?
307
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,883
Well, what about
an archnemesis?
308
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,783
An archnemesis?
309
00:19:14,785 --> 00:19:18,083
Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like a
status symbol in the hero world.
310
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,450
Yeah, bro.
Every superhero's got one.
311
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:24,150
Super bad dudes
with super scary names.
312
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:27,350
That are fun to say
in a dramatic way.
313
00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:28,716
Superman's got
314
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,983
(DRAMATICALLY) Lex Luthor!
315
00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:33,983
TITANS: Ooh! Lex Luthor.
316
00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:37,350
Green Lantern's got Sinestro.
317
00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:39,150
TITANS: Ooh! Sinestro.
318
00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:43,585
And the Flash has
the Rainbow Raider!
319
00:19:43,587 --> 00:19:47,485
He rides upon the rainbows!
320
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,417
That is pretty scary.
321
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,184
If you can get a crazed lunatic to
devote himself to taking you down,
322
00:19:52,186 --> 00:19:54,284
it means you
really are a top hero.
323
00:19:54,286 --> 00:19:56,585
You know, the kind they make
movies about.
324
00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:58,418
How do we get an archnemesis?
325
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,585
(ALARM BLARING)
326
00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:01,250
(GASPS)
It's a crime alert.
327
00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:02,552
A crime alert?
328
00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:05,050
A mysterious figure
breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs.
329
00:20:05,052 --> 00:20:08,385
This could be it.
The key to a movie about me!
330
00:20:08,387 --> 00:20:12,119
Titans, let's go get ourselves
an archnemesis.
331
00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:16,716
(ALARMS BLARING)
332
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:18,186
- (MEN GRUNTING)
- (BLOWS LANDING)
333
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:32,985
(GUNFIRE)
334
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:38,252
(GRUNTS)
335
00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:40,617
(TIMER BEEPING)
336
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:41,818
(EXPLOSION)
337
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,518
The Justice League
will stop you.
338
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,353
Sorry, my pathetic friend, but the
Justice League won't be coming.
339
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:01,117
Because they're
watching a movie.
340
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,716
And as considerate moviegoers, I'm sure they
would've turned off their mobile devices.
341
00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,718
Unlike some people.
342
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,418
The Ditronium Crystal.
343
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,818
The perfect plot device.
344
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,152
(GRUNTS)
345
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,617
Stop right there,
346
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,017
Deadpool?
347
00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:26,218
Deadpool? What?
I'm not Deadpool.
348
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,185
I thought Deadpool
was a good guy.
349
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,783
Why does everybody
think I'm Deadpool?
350
00:21:29,785 --> 00:21:30,917
You got them guns!
351
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,451
And the swords.
352
00:21:32,453 --> 00:21:34,551
Yeah, well, lots of people
have guns and swords, okay?
353
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:36,683
On the way here, I passed, like,
25 people with guns and swords.
354
00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:39,318
By the way, he should be
saying that he's not me, okay?
355
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,651
'Cause I came out, like,
way before he did.
356
00:21:41,653 --> 00:21:43,285
Nah. I'm pretty sure
you're Deadpool.
357
00:21:43,287 --> 00:21:45,584
Look into the camera and say
something inappropriate.
358
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,285
Oh, I'm not Deadpool.
359
00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:48,584
I am the greatest,
360
00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:49,651
most feared,
361
00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:51,118
most nefarious,
362
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,917
most ultimate supervillain
the world has ever seen!
363
00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:59,086
I am Slade!
364
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,351
Slade.
365
00:22:02,353 --> 00:22:05,451
Wow. His name is really fun
to say dramatically.
366
00:22:05,453 --> 00:22:07,783
Slade.
367
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,651
BOTH: Slade!
368
00:22:09,653 --> 00:22:11,783
- Slade!
- Slade!
369
00:22:11,785 --> 00:22:13,783
Slade!
370
00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:14,850
Silence!
371
00:22:14,852 --> 00:22:16,783
What is the point of all this?
372
00:22:16,785 --> 00:22:20,151
We're in need of an archnemesis and
we think you'd be a great fit.
373
00:22:20,153 --> 00:22:22,517
(CHUCKLES)
You gotta be kidding me.
374
00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:24,451
You guys are a joke.
375
00:22:24,453 --> 00:22:26,251
Everyone knows that.
376
00:22:26,253 --> 00:22:30,551
Besides, how could you be my
archnemesis when you've already lost?
377
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:31,984
(TITANS GASP)
378
00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:35,418
Because no one can withstand
my powers of...
379
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,750
Mind manipulation!
380
00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:40,617
Look at this.
381
00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:45,118
An ordinary pencil made of
rigid wood and graphite.
382
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,218
Held together
by a polymer adhesive.
383
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,551
Topped off with
a delightful eraser.
384
00:22:49,553 --> 00:22:50,850
And what's your point?
385
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:54,850
Can a solid pencil do this?
386
00:22:54,852 --> 00:22:57,251
- What? It's so rubbery!
- Yo, that be witchcraft!
387
00:22:57,253 --> 00:22:58,951
SLADE: That's just
the start of it.
388
00:22:58,953 --> 00:23:01,816
You may think you have a grasp
on reality,
389
00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:06,251
but how can you even begin
to explain this?
390
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:07,418
ALL: His thumb?
391
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,418
SLADE: Yes.
392
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:13,185
An ordinary, opposable thumb connected
by flesh, tendons, and muscles.
393
00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:15,118
But what you're
about to witness
394
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,018
may very well pull the rug
of empirical science
395
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,419
from underneath your feet!
396
00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:31,351
(TITANS SCREAMING)
397
00:23:31,353 --> 00:23:32,417
(SLADE LAUGHS)
398
00:23:32,419 --> 00:23:34,718
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
399
00:23:36,853 --> 00:23:40,817
Wait. Just stop it. These are just
tricks and optical illusions.
400
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,951
(STUTTERING)
What's that over there?
401
00:23:42,953 --> 00:23:44,651
- Don't listen to him.
- What is that?
402
00:23:44,653 --> 00:23:46,018
He's just trying to trick you again.
It's absolutely nothing.
403
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,118
SLADE: Oh, my gosh.
404
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,551
No, seriously. I've never...
405
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,918
What is that?
Is that even a...
406
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,817
Don't look!
There's nothing over there.
407
00:23:51,819 --> 00:23:53,551
Even if one of you looks, and the
other ones close your eyes...
408
00:23:53,553 --> 00:23:55,651
There's probably nothing over here.
He's lying!
409
00:23:55,653 --> 00:23:57,984
Look it, guys,
I'm serious. Look!
410
00:23:57,986 --> 00:23:59,617
(STRAINED) Don't do it.
411
00:23:59,619 --> 00:24:01,886
(TITANS STRAINING)
412
00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:08,020
I can't resist.
Must look behind me.
413
00:24:09,619 --> 00:24:11,218
There's nothing there.
414
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,684
SLADE: Made you look.
CYBORG: What?
415
00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:14,551
See you later, losers.
416
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:18,187
Give me a call when you guys learn
how to be real superheroes.
417
00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:28,986
He's right.
418
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,287
We're not real superheroes.
419
00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:36,153
(ANCHOR CLANGS)
420
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,953
(DOOR BEEPS)
421
00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:07,951
GUARD: This premiere is
for superheroes only.
422
00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:09,951
SUPERMAN:
You guys are goofsters.
423
00:25:09,953 --> 00:25:12,153
CYBORG: Oh! They did the car
before you, bro.
424
00:25:14,654 --> 00:25:19,851
♪ Heroes
Superheroes
425
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,084
♪ Come check this out
426
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,185
♪ Go, go check it out
427
00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:25,984
♪ Oh, you gotta check this out
428
00:25:25,986 --> 00:25:29,684
- ♪ Superheroes across the land
- ♪ Come see this
429
00:25:29,686 --> 00:25:31,719
♪ Check this out
430
00:25:32,686 --> 00:25:34,120
♪ Check it out
431
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:41,118
♪ Check it out
Check, check it out ♪
432
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,020
(INDISTINCT ANIMALS' CRIES)
433
00:25:49,253 --> 00:25:52,618
What? We all gathered
out here for this?
434
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,884
CROWD: Boo! Loser! Loser!
435
00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:58,185
He's just a sidekick!
436
00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,451
(WHIMPERING)
437
00:25:59,453 --> 00:26:02,020
- (CROWD JEERING)
- THE FLASH: You're the worst!
438
00:26:03,554 --> 00:26:05,187
(ROBIN SCREAMING)
439
00:26:06,654 --> 00:26:08,086
(GASPING)
440
00:26:09,353 --> 00:26:10,784
What a nightmare.
441
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:14,385
Yo, Robin. Come peep
this out, my man.
442
00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:15,485
(SIGHS)
443
00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:16,951
Not now, Beast Boy.
444
00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:18,717
I'm not in the mood.
445
00:26:18,719 --> 00:26:21,951
Trust me, dude. You's not
gonna wanna be late for this.
446
00:26:21,953 --> 00:26:25,318
(SIGHS) Beast Boy,
what are you talking about?
447
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,485
Why am I sitting
in this cardboard box?
448
00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:29,751
It's a limo, dude.
449
00:26:29,753 --> 00:26:33,420
Here we are. Let me help
you with the door, sir.
450
00:26:34,654 --> 00:26:36,084
What are you guys doing?
451
00:26:36,086 --> 00:26:37,351
Have a seat, my dude.
452
00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:39,385
Don't forget
your overpriced candy.
453
00:26:39,387 --> 00:26:40,918
And the corn of popping.
454
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:46,084
Now sit back, relax,
and enjoy Robin The Movie.
455
00:26:46,086 --> 00:26:47,086
What?
456
00:26:49,387 --> 00:26:51,751
BEAST BOY: Yo. This is a story
about a dude.
457
00:26:51,753 --> 00:26:53,485
And this is not
an ordinary dude.
458
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,817
No, sir.
459
00:26:54,819 --> 00:26:57,418
This dude's got
a name and it's Robin.
460
00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:59,485
(TITANS CHEERING)
461
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,751
Robin was just a little baby
boy that lived at the circus.
462
00:27:02,753 --> 00:27:04,886
Doing acrobatics and things.
463
00:27:06,353 --> 00:27:08,918
- Come on. This is embarrassing.
- Shh!
464
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,218
BEAST BOY: But then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.
465
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,717
But he still had them
baby hands, yo.
466
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,018
(LAUGHTER)
467
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:18,251
Coming up is the part
that is the best.
468
00:27:18,253 --> 00:27:20,418
Oh. Great movie, guys.
Very funny.
469
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,784
We worked hard on that, yo.
470
00:27:21,786 --> 00:27:22,984
We were just trying
to cheer you up.
471
00:27:22,986 --> 00:27:24,251
By making fun of me?
472
00:27:24,253 --> 00:27:25,652
Perhaps if you
continue to watch...
473
00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:27,485
No! I want a real movie!
474
00:27:27,487 --> 00:27:28,817
Then let's just go get one.
475
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,251
Oh, like it's that easy.
476
00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:32,918
No one's gonna make
a movie about me.
477
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,918
(SIGHS) I'm just a joke.
478
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,418
You know what you need?
479
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:40,951
You need an upbeat,
inspirational song about life.
480
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,753
♪ Are you feeling down?
481
00:27:44,986 --> 00:27:47,618
♪ Like you just
can't do it today
482
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,054
♪ I can see your frown
483
00:27:51,686 --> 00:27:54,185
♪ But it's all gonna be okay
484
00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,085
♪ So believe in yourself
485
00:27:56,087 --> 00:27:57,851
♪ There's no giving up
486
00:27:57,853 --> 00:27:59,518
♪ The power's inside
487
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,085
♪ Yeah, that's what's up
488
00:28:01,087 --> 00:28:03,618
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
489
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,418
♪ It's the kick in the pants
490
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,985
♪ You needed
491
00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:10,451
♪ This song will
open up your eyes
492
00:28:10,453 --> 00:28:13,385
♪ It's the feeling you
can't be Defeated
493
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,919
♪ It's an '80s song
with synthy vibes
494
00:28:15,921 --> 00:28:17,652
♪ And you know it's super
495
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,585
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
496
00:28:19,587 --> 00:28:20,652
♪ It's time to get
497
00:28:20,654 --> 00:28:22,919
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
498
00:28:22,921 --> 00:28:24,485
♪ The groove is sounding
499
00:28:24,487 --> 00:28:26,151
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
500
00:28:26,153 --> 00:28:27,817
♪ By now you're feeling
501
00:28:27,819 --> 00:28:29,817
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
502
00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:34,351
♪ It's an upbeat inspirational
song About life
503
00:28:34,353 --> 00:28:36,019
♪ I can do it all
504
00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:38,151
♪ This type of song will
make you feel that way
505
00:28:38,153 --> 00:28:40,751
♪ No, there's no stopping me
506
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:42,318
♪ I feel the fire inside
507
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,985
♪ This type of song
will get you energized
508
00:28:44,987 --> 00:28:47,618
♪ I love
this motivating melody
509
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,118
♪ And you know it's super
510
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,052
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
511
00:28:51,054 --> 00:28:52,585
♪ Your life is lookin'
512
00:28:52,587 --> 00:28:54,218
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
513
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,818
♪ Don't tell me this ain't
514
00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:57,818
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
515
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,151
♪ Yeah, now I'm feelin'
516
00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:01,385
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
517
00:29:01,387 --> 00:29:06,717
♪ It's an upbeat
inspirational song about life
518
00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:08,585
I feel like I can do anything.
519
00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:14,118
Even get my own movie!
Hollywood, here we come! Ha-ha!
520
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,353
Road trip!
521
00:29:18,153 --> 00:29:20,220
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
522
00:29:29,187 --> 00:29:30,785
♪ And you know it's super
523
00:29:30,787 --> 00:29:32,985
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
524
00:29:32,987 --> 00:29:34,218
♪ It's time to get
525
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,385
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
526
00:29:36,387 --> 00:29:37,652
♪ Let's make this party
527
00:29:37,654 --> 00:29:39,185
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
528
00:29:39,187 --> 00:29:40,952
♪ Everybody's gettin'
529
00:29:40,954 --> 00:29:42,653
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
530
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,185
♪ I know you're feelin'
531
00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:46,051
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
532
00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:47,685
♪ Don't tell me this ain't
533
00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:49,552
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
534
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:50,919
♪ Your life is lookin'
535
00:29:50,921 --> 00:29:52,552
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
536
00:29:52,554 --> 00:29:54,185
♪ This song has got us
537
00:29:54,187 --> 00:29:56,718
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
538
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,552
♪ It's an upbeat inspi... ♪
539
00:29:58,554 --> 00:29:59,718
(GASPS)
540
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,921
(TIRES SCREECHING)
541
00:30:04,253 --> 00:30:05,253
(SHUDDERS)
542
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,919
I think his dad is a cop!
543
00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:09,353
TITANS: Run!
544
00:30:19,287 --> 00:30:20,485
Here it is.
545
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,952
The studio!
546
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,718
Once we pass
through these gates,
547
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,251
our lives will change forever.
548
00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:30,285
Now, Titans, are you ready
to be movie stars?
549
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,287
♪
550
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,519
Who are you?
551
00:30:38,521 --> 00:30:41,118
(GROANS) This guy? Really?
552
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,785
(CHUCKLES)
You don't remember us?
553
00:30:42,787 --> 00:30:44,553
Perhaps this will remind...
554
00:30:44,555 --> 00:30:47,018
Stop. You're not on the list.
555
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,351
Great. Now how are we
supposed to get in?
556
00:30:49,353 --> 00:30:50,919
Uh, portal.
557
00:30:50,921 --> 00:30:52,921
- Right.
- Yeah, portal, of course.
558
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,418
Wow! Look at this.
559
00:30:56,420 --> 00:31:00,754
Standing on the back lot. This
is where the magic happens.
560
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,785
- Oh, man, I love this.
- Ooh!
561
00:31:03,787 --> 00:31:06,486
That is where
the Animaniacs live.
562
00:31:06,488 --> 00:31:09,351
CYBORG: Ooh! It's that
car from that car movie.
563
00:31:09,353 --> 00:31:10,454
(BATS SQUEAKING)
564
00:31:14,953 --> 00:31:17,084
This place is amazing, yo.
565
00:31:17,086 --> 00:31:20,218
They're really making movies
about every superhero.
566
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,685
And it's time they
make one about me.
567
00:31:22,687 --> 00:31:26,018
Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage
must be around here somewhere.
568
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,818
Hey, everybody, look at me.
569
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:31,354
- I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo.
- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
570
00:31:33,887 --> 00:31:35,653
Excuse me, Mr. Stan.
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
571
00:31:35,655 --> 00:31:40,854
This is a DC movie? Oh, gee.
I gotta get outta here.
572
00:31:42,621 --> 00:31:45,153
Oh, rad! Check it out!
573
00:31:50,421 --> 00:31:51,885
(TITANS GASP)
574
00:31:51,887 --> 00:31:54,185
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- All right. Quiet on the set.
575
00:31:54,187 --> 00:31:56,352
Lights! Cameras!
576
00:31:56,354 --> 00:31:59,051
No moving around.
Closed set, please.
577
00:31:59,053 --> 00:32:01,486
Take one,
Batman v Superman Part Two.
578
00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:04,519
And just have fun with it.
Follow your instincts.
579
00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:05,752
Magic.
580
00:32:05,754 --> 00:32:07,053
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
581
00:32:07,754 --> 00:32:09,386
(BOTH STRAINING)
582
00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:11,252
What's your mother's name?
583
00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:12,286
Martha.
584
00:32:12,288 --> 00:32:14,720
My mommy's name
is Martha, too.
585
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,219
Wait. What's
your father's name?
586
00:32:21,221 --> 00:32:22,186
Jonathan?
587
00:32:22,188 --> 00:32:24,252
- Mine's Thomas!
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
588
00:32:24,254 --> 00:32:28,553
Cut! Clark, Bruce,
that was amazing!
589
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:31,519
Ooh, am I not supposed to use
your real names? (LAUGHS)
590
00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:34,519
Relax. It's not a big deal.
Everybody knows.
591
00:32:34,521 --> 00:32:37,685
- Let's run it again in five.
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
592
00:32:37,687 --> 00:32:40,718
The performances
were the amazing!
593
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,186
Well, what are you
waiting for, bro?
594
00:32:43,188 --> 00:32:44,386
Go, Robin.
595
00:32:44,388 --> 00:32:46,254
The destiny awaits.
596
00:32:51,588 --> 00:32:55,653
You... You really think she's
going to give me a movie?
597
00:32:55,655 --> 00:32:57,419
Give?
598
00:32:57,421 --> 00:33:00,519
When Batman wants vengeance, do
bad guys just give it to him?
599
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:01,918
No.
600
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,119
That's right.
Batman takes that vengeance.
601
00:33:04,121 --> 00:33:07,252
All cracking skulls and putting
fools up in the hospital.
602
00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:09,586
Leaving them
with the permanent injuries.
603
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,219
It's the same with movies.
604
00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:14,019
She won't just give you a
movie, you have to take it.
605
00:33:14,021 --> 00:33:15,352
Now what do you want?
606
00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:16,286
A movie.
607
00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,519
- Say it loud.
- I want a movie!
608
00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:20,386
- Again!
- I want a movie!
609
00:33:20,388 --> 00:33:21,519
Then take it!
610
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:23,851
I'm gonna take it!
611
00:33:23,853 --> 00:33:26,421
Hey! Jade Wilson.
(GASPS)
612
00:33:28,621 --> 00:33:32,653
(CLEARS THROAT) Would you
please make a movie about me?
613
00:33:32,655 --> 00:33:34,653
(IN HUSHED VOICE)
Was that too aggressive?
614
00:33:34,655 --> 00:33:36,718
No. It was good.
615
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,019
A Robin movie. Hmm.
616
00:33:39,021 --> 00:33:40,785
What would that even be?
617
00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:42,754
♪ It would be so awesome
618
00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:46,119
♪ It would be so cool
619
00:33:46,121 --> 00:33:52,219
♪ It would be the most incredible
superhero movie the world has ever seen
620
00:33:52,221 --> 00:33:54,286
♪ The screens would light up
621
00:33:54,288 --> 00:33:57,052
♪ With real explosions
and special effects
622
00:33:57,054 --> 00:33:59,919
♪ Like tons and tons
of special effects
623
00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:02,919
♪ My super sweet cape would be
special effects
624
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:05,219
♪ And it would blow your mind
625
00:34:05,221 --> 00:34:07,219
♪ 'Cause it's my movie
My movie
626
00:34:07,221 --> 00:34:09,784
♪ My superhero movie
It's all about me
627
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,219
♪ Yeah, it's all about me
628
00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:12,952
♪ It's my movie
My movie
629
00:34:12,954 --> 00:34:14,653
♪ My superhero movie
630
00:34:14,655 --> 00:34:16,685
♪ They'll be lining up to see
a movie all about me
631
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:19,718
♪ No longer a sidekick
No, that's not me
632
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,186
♪ Picture my booty up in 3D
633
00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:23,852
♪ I'll shake my booty
634
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,452
♪ In my own movie
635
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:28,085
♪ It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
636
00:34:28,087 --> 00:34:30,818
♪ They'll be lining up to see
a movie all about me
637
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,419
♪ I'd have the most impressive
638
00:34:32,421 --> 00:34:33,818
♪ Cool and scary
639
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:36,885
♪ Big, mean, hairy adversary
640
00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:38,486
♪ But not to worry
641
00:34:38,488 --> 00:34:41,319
♪ I'm the man in charge
642
00:34:41,321 --> 00:34:44,653
♪ Yeah, I'd have an alter ego
643
00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:47,286
♪ I'd be a billionaire
644
00:34:47,288 --> 00:34:50,519
♪ Standing tall
with adult-sized hands
645
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:51,752
♪ And gorgeous hair
646
00:34:51,754 --> 00:34:53,519
♪ Gorgeous hair
647
00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:56,219
♪ 'Cause it's my movie, my
movie My superhero movie
648
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:58,752
♪ It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about me
649
00:34:58,754 --> 00:35:01,685
♪ It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
650
00:35:01,687 --> 00:35:05,019
♪ They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
651
00:35:05,021 --> 00:35:06,419
♪ No longer the sidekick
652
00:35:06,421 --> 00:35:08,052
♪ Sidekicks are lame
653
00:35:08,054 --> 00:35:10,586
♪ Now I'm the superhero
Putting villains to shame
654
00:35:10,588 --> 00:35:13,987
♪ R-O-B-I-N is the name
655
00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:18,586
♪ Ooh, and I'd have
my own hero music, too
656
00:35:18,588 --> 00:35:21,752
♪ It'd go Bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum boom
657
00:35:21,754 --> 00:35:24,186
♪ It would play every time
that I entered a room
658
00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:28,686
♪ Then I'd say my sweet
and ominous Catchphrase
659
00:35:28,688 --> 00:35:30,818
Crack an egg on it.
660
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,419
Ca-caw!
661
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:35,119
♪ It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
662
00:35:35,121 --> 00:35:37,620
♪ It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about me
663
00:35:37,622 --> 00:35:39,919
♪ It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
664
00:35:39,921 --> 00:35:41,620
♪ My movie
My superhero movie
665
00:35:41,622 --> 00:35:43,019
♪ They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
666
00:35:43,021 --> 00:35:44,854
♪ Yeah, it's all about me ♪
667
00:35:47,321 --> 00:35:49,554
Robin. Wow.
668
00:35:49,556 --> 00:35:51,852
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
669
00:35:51,854 --> 00:35:53,620
You just reminded me
670
00:35:53,622 --> 00:35:57,486
why I decided not to make a
Robin movie in the first place.
671
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,952
I'm afraid it's gonna be a no.
672
00:35:58,954 --> 00:36:01,620
I'm so sorry.
673
00:36:01,622 --> 00:36:02,818
Why can't I have a movie?
674
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,520
Oh, it's not you.
675
00:36:04,522 --> 00:36:06,486
Well, it is you.
676
00:36:06,488 --> 00:36:10,019
No one wants to watch a movie about
a sidekick without an archenemy.
677
00:36:10,021 --> 00:36:15,520
I mean, the only way I'd even consider it
is if there were no other superheroes.
678
00:36:15,522 --> 00:36:17,152
At all.
679
00:36:17,154 --> 00:36:19,620
But thanks so much
for coming in.
680
00:36:19,622 --> 00:36:23,021
And I promise not to keep you
in mind for future projects.
681
00:36:25,121 --> 00:36:26,386
(SIGHS)
682
00:36:26,388 --> 00:36:28,785
Oh, I am the sorry,
friend Robin.
683
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,085
Don't be.
684
00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,119
Wow, you're taking this
surprisingly well.
685
00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:34,653
Of course I am.
Didn't you hear what she said?
686
00:36:34,655 --> 00:36:38,952
That she would make a movie about us if
we were the only superheroes around.
687
00:36:38,954 --> 00:36:40,952
So, all we have to do is...
688
00:36:40,954 --> 00:36:42,587
Kill all the other
superheroes!
689
00:36:42,589 --> 00:36:43,718
Close, but no.
690
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,152
I want us to save them
691
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:47,685
from becoming superheroes
in the first place.
692
00:36:47,687 --> 00:36:51,685
Every superhero is born from a
tragic life-changing event.
693
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,885
I propose
we travel through time
694
00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:56,587
and stop those tragic events
from taking place.
695
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:57,685
Robin,
696
00:36:57,687 --> 00:37:01,286
this is the excellent plan!
697
00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:04,487
Ha-ha! Let's do
some time-traveling, yo!
698
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,186
To the Time Cycles!
699
00:37:06,188 --> 00:37:07,320
Time Cycles?
700
00:37:07,322 --> 00:37:09,353
What's wrong with
our usual time machine?
701
00:37:09,355 --> 00:37:10,987
(FLIES BUZZING)
702
00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:12,952
It's boring.
703
00:37:12,954 --> 00:37:15,586
We need something
more cinematic!
704
00:37:15,588 --> 00:37:17,885
Raven, summon the Time Cycles.
705
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,221
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
706
00:37:30,522 --> 00:37:32,154
- Ooh!
- All right!
707
00:37:38,655 --> 00:37:40,752
Man, these bikes
ain't gots no power.
708
00:37:40,754 --> 00:37:44,653
Where are we gonna find Libyan terrorists
to sell us plutonium at this hour?
709
00:37:44,655 --> 00:37:46,052
We don't need plutonium.
710
00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:49,320
These Time Cycles
are powered by radness.
711
00:37:49,322 --> 00:37:50,820
Are you ready?
712
00:37:52,289 --> 00:37:54,752
Then let's go back
to the future!
713
00:37:54,754 --> 00:37:56,322
I mean, the past!
714
00:37:58,154 --> 00:38:00,355
(TAKE ON ME PLAYING)
715
00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:08,153
This isn't rad enough.
716
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,422
Titans, bust some sick moves!
717
00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:17,255
ANNOUNCER: Sick!
718
00:38:20,787 --> 00:38:22,720
Gnarly!
719
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:30,487
We're still not
rad enough, bro!
720
00:38:30,489 --> 00:38:32,919
Titans, deploy time streamers!
721
00:38:32,921 --> 00:38:37,320
♪ Take on me
722
00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:39,055
ANNOUNCER: Rad!
723
00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:41,854
Engage!
724
00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:45,586
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
725
00:38:45,588 --> 00:38:46,685
Yeah!
726
00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:48,752
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- (GAGGING)
727
00:38:48,754 --> 00:38:51,255
♪ In a day or two ♪
728
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,220
(RUMBLING)
729
00:38:54,222 --> 00:38:56,287
(PLAYING NOTES
AND HUMMING ALONG)
730
00:38:56,289 --> 00:38:57,289
(GROANS)
731
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,287
That's not good at all.
732
00:39:00,289 --> 00:39:01,754
(SHATTERING)
733
00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:06,020
Oh.
734
00:39:06,022 --> 00:39:08,422
Honey, I'm sorry.
We're pretty much all dead.
735
00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,255
(GURGLING)
736
00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:16,953
(CRASHING)
737
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,420
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
738
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:19,685
Hold it right there.
739
00:39:19,687 --> 00:39:21,953
Yeah. Shooting a baby
into space.
740
00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:23,220
What kind of people are you?
741
00:39:23,222 --> 00:39:26,586
You are the horrible parents!
742
00:39:26,588 --> 00:39:29,387
But we have no choice. The
crystals are not harmonized.
743
00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:33,122
The planet is collapsing. I've
tried all tonal combinations.
744
00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:40,086
Fool, if you wanna save the planet,
you gots to play the right music.
745
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:42,189
Yeah. Let us show you
how it's done.
746
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,155
(PLAYING EDM)
747
00:40:09,322 --> 00:40:10,322
(BOTH GASP)
748
00:40:11,355 --> 00:40:13,155
(SQUEALS AND GIGGLES)
749
00:40:26,687 --> 00:40:28,421
(COOING)
750
00:40:36,655 --> 00:40:38,955
(CRYSTALS HUMMING
HARMONIOUSLY)
751
00:40:48,588 --> 00:40:50,353
Yes! That's how we do it.
752
00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:51,953
ALL: Yeah!
753
00:40:51,955 --> 00:40:55,388
Now let's go stop some more
superhero origins.
754
00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:57,753
(THUNDERCLAP)
755
00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:00,189
♪ Back in time
756
00:41:03,122 --> 00:41:04,755
- (SPLUTTERS)
- (YELPS)
757
00:41:06,622 --> 00:41:09,289
♪ Gotta get back in time
758
00:41:10,155 --> 00:41:11,020
(WHIMPERS)
759
00:41:11,022 --> 00:41:13,155
♪ Get me back in time
760
00:41:19,721 --> 00:41:21,189
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
761
00:41:22,821 --> 00:41:24,886
Golly, thanks for taking me
to the movies
762
00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:26,788
in this
dangerous neighborhood, Dad.
763
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:29,120
(CRACKLING AND WHOOSHING)
764
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:31,020
Whoa! Stop!
You can't go down there.
765
00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:33,520
That is Crime Alley,
you dum-dums!
766
00:41:33,522 --> 00:41:34,853
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
767
00:41:34,855 --> 00:41:36,686
May I suggest
you take a shortcut
768
00:41:36,688 --> 00:41:38,354
through
Happy Lane instead?
769
00:41:41,855 --> 00:41:43,419
♪ Get me back in time
770
00:41:43,421 --> 00:41:46,120
Ah, we made it.
We're back in the present
771
00:41:46,122 --> 00:41:48,654
and there are
no more superheroes.
772
00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:50,122
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
773
00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:53,421
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
774
00:41:54,688 --> 00:41:56,755
Art, art, art, art!
775
00:41:57,688 --> 00:41:59,354
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
776
00:42:00,022 --> 00:42:01,886
What happened, yo?
777
00:42:01,888 --> 00:42:05,253
Without superheroes, the world
has become a horrific wasteland.
778
00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:08,686
But are they still
making superhero movies?
779
00:42:08,688 --> 00:42:10,453
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
780
00:42:10,455 --> 00:42:12,020
(BALLOON MAN LAUGHING)
781
00:42:12,022 --> 00:42:14,352
No movies. Only suffering.
782
00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:16,886
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
Titans! Back to the future!
783
00:42:16,888 --> 00:42:18,721
I mean, the past!
784
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,420
♪ Get me back in time ♪
785
00:42:22,422 --> 00:42:23,422
(CRASHING)
786
00:42:28,522 --> 00:42:29,721
(SOBBING)
787
00:42:30,288 --> 00:42:31,353
(GASPS)
788
00:42:31,355 --> 00:42:32,721
(LAUGHING)
789
00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:37,321
(GASPING AND CHOKING)
790
00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:39,288
Yay!
791
00:42:44,355 --> 00:42:45,355
(MARTHA SCREAMS)
792
00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:53,686
Well, altering the space-time
continuum didn't work.
793
00:42:53,688 --> 00:42:54,886
Who saw that coming?
794
00:42:54,888 --> 00:42:56,487
Then we have
no choice, Titans.
795
00:42:56,489 --> 00:42:59,353
We have to prove to Jade
Wilson we aren't a joke.
796
00:42:59,355 --> 00:43:00,753
How's we gonna do that?
797
00:43:00,755 --> 00:43:02,289
(ALARM BLARING)
798
00:43:04,755 --> 00:43:07,520
This is how! It's Slade.
799
00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:08,719
Slade!
800
00:43:08,721 --> 00:43:10,153
- The Slade!
- Slade!
801
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,654
Slade!
802
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:14,086
If we can make him
our archnemesis,
803
00:43:14,088 --> 00:43:16,353
then Jade Wilson will see
that we're worthy of a movie.
804
00:43:16,355 --> 00:43:19,320
So, no songs, no jokes,
and whatever you do,
805
00:43:19,322 --> 00:43:22,287
don't fall prey
to Slade's mind manipulation.
806
00:43:22,289 --> 00:43:23,554
CYBORG: You got it!
BEAST BOY: Yeah, boy!
807
00:43:23,556 --> 00:43:25,055
Titans, go!
808
00:43:35,755 --> 00:43:37,156
ROBOTIC VOICE: Item acquired.
809
00:43:38,821 --> 00:43:41,255
Charging Ditronium Crystal.
810
00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:43,988
(CRACKLING)
811
00:43:49,189 --> 00:43:50,086
(BANG)
812
00:43:50,088 --> 00:43:52,355
Ditronium Crystal energized.
813
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:54,753
(SHRIEKS, BLOWS)
814
00:43:54,755 --> 00:43:57,686
Ooh, that's hot.
Burned my little fingies.
815
00:43:57,688 --> 00:44:00,387
ROBIN: Drop it.
816
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:03,620
Well, well. If it isn't
the "Teeny Titans."
817
00:44:03,622 --> 00:44:06,020
I see you're all
gluttons for punishment.
818
00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:07,719
The party's over, Slade.
819
00:44:07,721 --> 00:44:09,353
BOTH: Slade!
820
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,819
Stop it. The party has
actually just begun.
821
00:44:12,821 --> 00:44:14,719
And I'm about
to thoroughly enjoy
822
00:44:14,721 --> 00:44:17,353
disposing of your
inferior intellects
823
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:20,853
(DRAMATICALLY)
with mind manipulation.
824
00:44:20,855 --> 00:44:22,819
While I am typically
not a man of sympathy,
825
00:44:22,821 --> 00:44:27,187
I will pity you fools after I
finish eviscerating your...
826
00:44:27,189 --> 00:44:29,322
Oh, my gosh!
What's that over there?
827
00:44:32,622 --> 00:44:33,953
ALL: It's a wall.
828
00:44:33,955 --> 00:44:36,620
Whoa! Whoa!
Impressive. Good for you.
829
00:44:36,622 --> 00:44:38,853
I knew it, too, obviously,
'cause I showed you.
830
00:44:38,855 --> 00:44:40,287
Put it to rest, Slade.
831
00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:42,420
We're not falling
for your mind tricks anymore.
832
00:44:42,422 --> 00:44:45,886
Okay, I am noble enough
to admit when I'm wrong.
833
00:44:45,888 --> 00:44:49,654
And oh, man, what is that
on your shirt right there?
834
00:44:49,656 --> 00:44:51,054
Anyway, what
I was saying was...
835
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:52,719
And I'm serious,
because it doesn't look great.
836
00:44:52,721 --> 00:44:55,554
It's, like, eye-grabbing. It's
like your eye goes right to it.
837
00:44:55,556 --> 00:44:57,886
So, if I were you, I wouldn't
go in public like that.
838
00:44:57,888 --> 00:45:01,453
Even, like, a lick-and-rub would work.
If you just wanna, you know...
839
00:45:01,455 --> 00:45:03,686
On your finger, just
kinda moisten it a little.
840
00:45:03,688 --> 00:45:05,187
I don't know
how that's possible.
841
00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,956
I'm not even
wearing a shirt!
842
00:45:09,656 --> 00:45:13,819
- (GASPS)
- Give it up, Slade. It's game over.
843
00:45:13,821 --> 00:45:15,487
Titans, go!
844
00:45:15,489 --> 00:45:17,023
(TITANS ROARING)
845
00:45:21,255 --> 00:45:22,255
(TITANS GRUNT)
846
00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,056
(TITANS YELP)
847
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,355
(TITANS GROANING)
848
00:45:34,322 --> 00:45:35,887
Impressive.
849
00:45:35,889 --> 00:45:37,088
(TITANS GRUNTING)
850
00:45:48,822 --> 00:45:50,189
(BEAST BOY GROWLING)
851
00:45:54,688 --> 00:45:55,889
CYBORG: Booyah!
852
00:46:00,622 --> 00:46:01,822
(RAPID FIRING)
853
00:46:02,522 --> 00:46:03,822
(STARFIRE GRUNTING)
854
00:46:05,355 --> 00:46:06,720
Ca-caw!
855
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,686
(STRAINING)
856
00:46:08,688 --> 00:46:09,889
(SLADE GRUNTS)
857
00:46:11,489 --> 00:46:12,889
(ALL COUGHING)
858
00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:22,353
- Hello.
- How's it goin'?
859
00:46:22,355 --> 00:46:23,554
What up, Deadpool?
860
00:46:23,556 --> 00:46:25,322
I'm not Deadpool!
861
00:46:28,856 --> 00:46:30,120
Steady.
862
00:46:30,122 --> 00:46:32,455
We got him boxed in. Fire!
863
00:46:35,022 --> 00:46:36,222
(IMITATES GUNFIRE)
864
00:46:37,956 --> 00:46:39,655
Can't get a clean shot!
865
00:46:39,657 --> 00:46:40,720
We got this!
866
00:46:40,722 --> 00:46:41,787
Yeah, we do!
867
00:46:41,789 --> 00:46:43,455
Booyah!
868
00:46:44,689 --> 00:46:45,889
(CYBORG GRUNTS)
869
00:46:47,022 --> 00:46:48,754
- Ha!
- (SLADE GRUNTING)
870
00:46:48,756 --> 00:46:50,088
(LAUGHING)
871
00:46:50,722 --> 00:46:51,923
(GASPS)
872
00:46:53,722 --> 00:46:57,420
- Get off me! Get off me!
- BEAST BOY: I'm over here. Here I am.
873
00:46:57,422 --> 00:46:58,989
- Too slow, fool!
- Got him!
874
00:47:00,522 --> 00:47:01,722
(GASPS)
875
00:47:08,489 --> 00:47:10,120
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Facial scan accepted.
876
00:47:10,122 --> 00:47:12,588
(BEEPING TO THE TUNE
OF TEEN TITANS THEME)
877
00:47:12,590 --> 00:47:14,887
Vault access granted.
878
00:47:14,889 --> 00:47:16,822
Item secured.
879
00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:18,754
Crystal secure.
880
00:47:18,756 --> 00:47:21,353
Ha-ha! You'll never get it
now, Slade.
881
00:47:21,355 --> 00:47:23,720
No one can
penetrate our vault!
882
00:47:23,722 --> 00:47:25,055
Nice job, Titans.
883
00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:27,655
(WEAPON WHIRRING)
884
00:47:27,657 --> 00:47:28,856
(BOTH GASP)
885
00:47:34,222 --> 00:47:35,222
(ALL GASP)
886
00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:40,621
Raven, Starfire, save them!
887
00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:42,521
I'll take care of Slade!
888
00:47:42,523 --> 00:47:44,022
(STARFIRE GRUNTS)
889
00:47:49,789 --> 00:47:50,988
(BOTH GRUNTING)
890
00:47:52,189 --> 00:47:53,189
STARFIRE: Gotcha.
891
00:47:55,088 --> 00:47:56,787
- Get up.
- (COUGHS)
892
00:47:56,789 --> 00:47:57,921
Stop milkin' it.
893
00:47:57,923 --> 00:47:59,953
- Rae-Rae?
- Don't call me that.
894
00:47:59,955 --> 00:48:01,555
You saved me.
895
00:48:01,557 --> 00:48:04,155
Let's not make it a big deal.
896
00:48:11,423 --> 00:48:12,423
(GRUNTS)
897
00:48:16,323 --> 00:48:17,323
(YELLING)
898
00:48:21,323 --> 00:48:22,323
(GRUNTS)
899
00:48:25,789 --> 00:48:28,187
Crack an egg on it.
900
00:48:28,189 --> 00:48:29,288
Ca-caw!
901
00:48:29,290 --> 00:48:32,820
Oh. What a cool
and ominous catchphrase.
902
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:35,687
You truly are
a worthy archnemesis.
903
00:48:35,689 --> 00:48:38,120
Archnemesis? Really?
You mean it?
904
00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:41,488
I think you and I are destined
to do this forever.
905
00:48:41,490 --> 00:48:43,354
Until next time, Robin.
906
00:48:43,356 --> 00:48:45,687
There's not going
to be a next time.
907
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,454
You're going to prison.
908
00:48:47,456 --> 00:48:48,886
(CHUCKLES)
909
00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:50,854
That's not how having
an archnemesis works.
910
00:48:50,856 --> 00:48:55,454
I get away and you foil my next
plan in an even more heroic way.
911
00:48:55,456 --> 00:49:01,088
That's what happens in a great
superhero (ECHOING) movie.
912
00:49:02,055 --> 00:49:03,820
A movie?
913
00:49:03,822 --> 00:49:06,055
(SHUDDERS) Nice try, Slade.
914
00:49:06,888 --> 00:49:08,689
Where'd he go?
915
00:49:11,223 --> 00:49:14,720
Curse those Teen Titans
to the power of a million.
916
00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:18,086
They've stolen my device
and locked it in their vault.
917
00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:20,621
They're stronger
than I thought.
918
00:49:20,623 --> 00:49:23,787
Not too strong. Actually,
fairly weak compared to me.
919
00:49:23,789 --> 00:49:25,953
Definitely my cardio
is superior.
920
00:49:25,955 --> 00:49:28,154
(PUFFING) Knees up,
knees up, knees up.
921
00:49:28,156 --> 00:49:31,053
No matter!
All I need to do
922
00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:35,123
is divide and conquer!
923
00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:44,290
(SHRIEKS)
924
00:49:48,356 --> 00:49:49,454
Oh, man!
925
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:52,089
I'm never letting you
fly my body again.
926
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,886
Where is the Slade?
927
00:49:54,888 --> 00:49:58,722
He, uh, (CLEARS THROAT) got away.
But we'll get him next time.
928
00:50:00,256 --> 00:50:01,588
It's Jade.
929
00:50:01,590 --> 00:50:04,056
She wants to see us tomorrow
morning at the studio.
930
00:50:13,190 --> 00:50:14,987
- Come on!
- It's the outrage!
931
00:50:14,989 --> 00:50:16,853
- We should be on the list!
- This guy!
932
00:50:16,855 --> 00:50:18,188
Whoa! It's the Teen Titans!
933
00:50:18,190 --> 00:50:20,687
Oh, wow! Wow, wow, wow,
this is an honor.
934
00:50:20,689 --> 00:50:22,388
You guys are the best.
935
00:50:22,390 --> 00:50:23,521
I, uh... I can't. Whoa.
936
00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:25,288
You know who we are?
937
00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:27,921
Yes, sir. Everyone is talking about you.
You're on the list.
938
00:50:27,923 --> 00:50:29,853
TITANS: We are on the list!
939
00:50:29,855 --> 00:50:31,388
It's about time.
940
00:50:31,390 --> 00:50:33,388
Right this way.
941
00:50:33,390 --> 00:50:37,156
That is the more like the it.
(GIGGLES)
942
00:50:39,023 --> 00:50:42,188
Welcome to the studio,
my stars.
943
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:46,388
Now, that battle with Slade,
I mean, it was electric.
944
00:50:46,390 --> 00:50:49,188
Thanks, Miss Wilson.
Just doing our jobs.
945
00:50:49,190 --> 00:50:52,954
Robin, you have proven to me that
you are more than a sidekick.
946
00:50:52,956 --> 00:50:55,588
Now, let me show you
something marvelous.
947
00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:59,521
The Teen Titans movie set!
948
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:00,822
TITANS: Whoa!
949
00:51:02,223 --> 00:51:05,856
Robin, your dream
is coming the true.
950
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:08,288
ROBIN: Wow.
951
00:51:08,290 --> 00:51:09,789
Incredible.
952
00:51:15,956 --> 00:51:18,854
(LAUGHS)
It's really happening!
953
00:51:18,856 --> 00:51:19,954
Dope, right?
954
00:51:19,956 --> 00:51:22,421
This set seems so real.
955
00:51:22,423 --> 00:51:23,754
Even the toilet, yo.
956
00:51:23,756 --> 00:51:24,921
Well, the toilet isn't real.
957
00:51:24,923 --> 00:51:26,956
Uh, yeah, it is.
I pooped in it.
958
00:51:28,056 --> 00:51:30,720
- You what?
- I pooped in it.
959
00:51:30,722 --> 00:51:34,454
Hoo doggie, do not go in that bathroom,
'cause I just wrecked it, baby.
960
00:51:34,456 --> 00:51:35,987
(LAUGHS) That's what's up.
961
00:51:35,989 --> 00:51:37,254
(AIR HORN TOOTING)
962
00:51:37,256 --> 00:51:39,521
- We pooped in the toilet!
- (EDM PLAYS)
963
00:51:39,523 --> 00:51:40,720
Stop that!
964
00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:42,354
You are pooping
in a prop toilet!
965
00:51:42,356 --> 00:51:44,488
I don't know, bro.
Looked real to me.
966
00:51:44,490 --> 00:51:48,787
Ah, there is nothing quite like doing
the poops in the new bathroom.
967
00:51:48,789 --> 00:51:50,121
(AIR HORN TOOTING)
968
00:51:50,123 --> 00:51:52,221
- She pooped in the toilet!
- (EDM PLAYS)
969
00:51:52,223 --> 00:51:54,354
No one should
be using that bathroom!
970
00:51:54,356 --> 00:51:57,555
There is no plumbing. There is
nowhere for the poops to go.
971
00:51:57,557 --> 00:52:00,754
Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to poop in here.
972
00:52:00,756 --> 00:52:02,288
(GRUNTING)
973
00:52:02,290 --> 00:52:04,754
Robin, do your friends know
that's a fake toilet?
974
00:52:04,756 --> 00:52:08,254
- Wow. Do not go in there.
- Oh, wow.
975
00:52:08,256 --> 00:52:11,021
You really did. You pooped in
the fake toilet. (CHUCKLES)
976
00:52:11,023 --> 00:52:12,421
You pooped on my set.
977
00:52:12,423 --> 00:52:14,488
Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.
978
00:52:14,490 --> 00:52:17,123
It's cool. I deal with people
like this all day.
979
00:52:18,323 --> 00:52:20,921
Now, let me introduce
you to your co-star.
980
00:52:20,923 --> 00:52:22,454
- Slade?
- TITANS: Get him!
981
00:52:22,456 --> 00:52:23,456
(GRUNTS)
982
00:52:25,356 --> 00:52:28,388
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys! I'm just
playing Slade in the movie.
983
00:52:28,390 --> 00:52:29,954
It's me, Shia LaBeouf.
984
00:52:29,956 --> 00:52:32,787
Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs.
985
00:52:32,789 --> 00:52:34,820
That's even worse
than being a villain.
986
00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:36,023
(TITANS GRUNTING)
987
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,720
Titans! Stop!
988
00:52:42,722 --> 00:52:44,288
(GRUNTS)
989
00:52:44,290 --> 00:52:46,522
Argh! Didn't you hear Jade?
Everything here is fake.
990
00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:50,321
Robin, if your team is going to poop
on the props and beat up the actors,
991
00:52:50,323 --> 00:52:51,820
this isn't going to work.
992
00:52:51,822 --> 00:52:53,388
Ugh. Maybe this
was a mistake.
993
00:52:53,390 --> 00:52:57,589
No, no, no! It's not.
Please. Just give me a second.
994
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,254
Guys, this is my dream.
995
00:52:59,256 --> 00:53:02,987
We finally have a chance
to prove we're real heroes.
996
00:53:02,989 --> 00:53:05,987
That I'm a real hero.
997
00:53:05,989 --> 00:53:09,987
Please promise me
you'll take this seriously.
998
00:53:09,989 --> 00:53:13,987
(SIGHS) We will do it, Robin.
Because it is your dream.
999
00:53:13,989 --> 00:53:16,121
Yeah, bro.
We'll do it for you.
1000
00:53:16,123 --> 00:53:17,720
Yeah, man. We got this.
1001
00:53:17,722 --> 00:53:20,154
Whatever.
1002
00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:22,621
Miss Wilson,
the team and I discussed it
1003
00:53:22,623 --> 00:53:25,455
and we promise from now on,
we'll behave ourselves.
1004
00:53:25,457 --> 00:53:29,354
That's what I like to hear. You're
gonna be a big star, Robin.
1005
00:53:29,356 --> 00:53:34,054
As long as your team doesn't
get into any more shenanigans.
1006
00:53:34,056 --> 00:53:37,121
Anybody up
for some shenanigans?
1007
00:53:37,123 --> 00:53:38,987
- Shenanigans!
- (ALL CHEERING)
1008
00:53:38,989 --> 00:53:40,489
- All right!
- This is gonna be fun!
1009
00:53:40,491 --> 00:53:42,087
♪ We're all gettin'
into shenanigans
1010
00:53:42,089 --> 00:53:43,987
- ♪ Shenanigans
- ♪ Shenanigans
1011
00:53:43,989 --> 00:53:45,254
♪ Shenanigans
1012
00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:46,322
(CRASHES)
1013
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,655
(GROANS)
1014
00:53:48,657 --> 00:53:51,054
- ♪ Shenanigans
- ♪ Shena-na-na-na-na-nenigans
1015
00:53:51,056 --> 00:53:52,921
♪ Shenanigans
1016
00:53:52,923 --> 00:53:54,324
♪ Shenanigans ♪
1017
00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:56,722
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
1018
00:53:59,722 --> 00:54:00,787
(AQUAMAN GRUNTS)
1019
00:54:00,789 --> 00:54:02,123
(GASPING)
1020
00:54:04,689 --> 00:54:07,987
BEAST BOY: Whoa, they gots
that good food in there, yo.
1021
00:54:07,989 --> 00:54:10,921
But how can we
get past the Superman?
1022
00:54:10,923 --> 00:54:14,156
We can exploit
his number one weakness.
1023
00:54:17,023 --> 00:54:19,856
(THEME FROM SUPERMAN
RINGTONE PLAYING)
1024
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,987
Hello?
1025
00:54:21,989 --> 00:54:23,489
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Superman, it's me.
1026
00:54:23,491 --> 00:54:25,987
- Your girlfriend, Lois Lane.
- (STARFIRE GIGGLING)
1027
00:54:25,989 --> 00:54:27,887
Well, hello, Lois.
1028
00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:29,522
- (TITANS GIGGLING)
- How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?
1029
00:54:29,524 --> 00:54:31,422
How am I?
I'm terrible.
1030
00:54:31,424 --> 00:54:36,121
You gotta save me from Gene
Hackman's real estate scheme. Ahhh!
1031
00:54:36,123 --> 00:54:38,154
Oh, my goodness.
No, that sounds terrible.
1032
00:54:38,156 --> 00:54:41,121
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Oh! You's better hurry, fool.
1033
00:54:41,123 --> 00:54:45,324
Or no more smoochie smoochies.
Mwah! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
1034
00:54:46,056 --> 00:54:47,588
(GASPING)
1035
00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:49,355
I'm coming, Lois.
1036
00:54:49,357 --> 00:54:51,023
I'm coming, Lois!
1037
00:54:55,357 --> 00:54:56,787
ALL: Whoa!
1038
00:54:56,789 --> 00:54:59,489
Looks at all
that opulence, yo.
1039
00:54:59,491 --> 00:55:01,322
It is so the fancy.
1040
00:55:01,324 --> 00:55:04,155
The table
is wearing the dress.
1041
00:55:04,157 --> 00:55:05,521
Whoa!
1042
00:55:05,523 --> 00:55:07,422
Let's dig in!
1043
00:55:07,424 --> 00:55:10,324
- ♪ Shenanigans
- ♪ Shena-na-na-na-na-nenigans ♪
1044
00:55:12,424 --> 00:55:13,489
(BURPING)
1045
00:55:13,491 --> 00:55:15,222
(GRUNTING AND MUNCHING)
1046
00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:17,987
(TITANS GRUNTING AND MUNCHING)
1047
00:55:17,989 --> 00:55:19,689
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (ALL GASP)
1048
00:55:23,324 --> 00:55:26,687
THE FLASH: Jade says we need to
finish construction by tonight.
1049
00:55:26,689 --> 00:55:28,822
This smells of the fish.
1050
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:35,787
(TITANS GASP)
1051
00:55:35,789 --> 00:55:37,822
(CRUNCHING)
1052
00:55:47,024 --> 00:55:48,988
What happened to all the food?
1053
00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:51,756
Let's steal some
from the Spider-Man set.
1054
00:56:00,689 --> 00:56:03,655
Doomsday device?
Let's destroy it.
1055
00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:05,856
With pleasure. Booyah!
1056
00:56:11,291 --> 00:56:14,555
I knew you were goofsters.
But using Lois and now this?
1057
00:56:14,557 --> 00:56:16,422
- It's too much!
- (EXPLOSION)
1058
00:56:16,424 --> 00:56:18,222
I don't know why
you're working with Jade.
1059
00:56:18,224 --> 00:56:21,555
But one way or another,
we're destroying that device.
1060
00:56:21,557 --> 00:56:26,222
(LAUGHS) Stop it. How are you
going to get past me? I mean...
1061
00:56:26,224 --> 00:56:30,088
By exploiting
your other weakness.
1062
00:56:30,090 --> 00:56:31,720
TITANS: Kryptonite party!
1063
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,890
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYS)
1064
00:56:37,990 --> 00:56:39,255
(STARFIRE HOOTING)
1065
00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:40,922
(TITANS CHEERING)
1066
00:56:40,924 --> 00:56:42,555
BEAST BOY: Yeah, boy!
CYBORG: Yeah, baby!
1067
00:56:42,557 --> 00:56:43,687
(CLATTERING)
1068
00:56:43,689 --> 00:56:44,890
JADE: So...
1069
00:56:46,090 --> 00:56:49,189
I see you've discovered
my secret plan.
1070
00:56:49,191 --> 00:56:51,955
Titans! Why did you
do that to Superman?
1071
00:56:51,957 --> 00:56:53,655
He's a national treasure.
1072
00:56:53,657 --> 00:56:55,389
We're on to you, Jade.
1073
00:56:55,391 --> 00:56:58,355
Yeah. You've done some kind of
mind tricks on them superheroes.
1074
00:56:58,357 --> 00:57:00,488
So they'd help you build
a doomsday device.
1075
00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:03,022
The shame upon you, Jade.
1076
00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:07,022
The shame, the shame,
the shame!
1077
00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:10,955
Is it true? Are you building
a doomsday device?
1078
00:57:10,957 --> 00:57:14,788
It's not a "doomsday device."
It's my DOOMSDAY...
1079
00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:17,688
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, I see the confusion.
1080
00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:19,621
DOOMSDAY stands for
1081
00:57:19,623 --> 00:57:21,555
"Digitally Ordering
Online Movie
1082
00:57:21,557 --> 00:57:23,322
"Streaming Directly At You."
1083
00:57:23,324 --> 00:57:26,122
In retrospect, we should have
gone with a different acronym.
1084
00:57:26,124 --> 00:57:30,454
But trust me, it's going to
revolutionize the movie industry.
1085
00:57:30,456 --> 00:57:33,289
Once finished, it will
broadcast my superhero movies
1086
00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:36,022
onto all screens
everywhere in the world.
1087
00:57:36,024 --> 00:57:38,055
Movie theaters,
televisions, phones,
1088
00:57:38,057 --> 00:57:41,055
tablets, smartwatches,
microwaves, you name it.
1089
00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:43,855
The population of Earth will be
able to watch superhero movies
1090
00:57:43,857 --> 00:57:47,255
anywhere, anytime,
all the time.
1091
00:57:47,257 --> 00:57:50,289
Wait, that thing's just
a big movie projector?
1092
00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:52,354
The Teen Titans movie
was going to be
1093
00:57:52,356 --> 00:57:55,088
the first movie delivered
by the DOOMSDAY Device.
1094
00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,088
What do you mean "was"?
1095
00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:59,821
I'm killing
the Teen Titans movie!
1096
00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:01,024
(TITANS GASP)
1097
00:58:02,723 --> 00:58:04,124
(SOBBING)
1098
00:58:08,857 --> 00:58:12,189
Miss the Wilson, please
do not murder the film.
1099
00:58:12,191 --> 00:58:14,656
It is friend Robin's dream.
1100
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,755
Believe me, I did
not want to do this.
1101
00:58:16,757 --> 00:58:20,888
But you guys are jokes. You
can't take anything seriously!
1102
00:58:20,890 --> 00:58:23,821
That's why I won't make
a Teen Titans movie.
1103
00:58:23,823 --> 00:58:27,255
But I would make a...
A Robin movie.
1104
00:58:27,257 --> 00:58:30,454
A Robin movie?
All about me?
1105
00:58:30,456 --> 00:58:32,656
All about you.
1106
00:58:32,658 --> 00:58:35,155
But I know
you would never do it
1107
00:58:35,157 --> 00:58:37,721
because your friends
are too important to you.
1108
00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,088
You are correct.
1109
00:58:39,090 --> 00:58:42,122
The friend Robin
would never leave us.
1110
00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:43,589
- He would...
- I'll do it!
1111
00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:44,855
(ALL GASP)
1112
00:58:44,857 --> 00:58:47,821
Bro, is you
for reals gonna ditch us?
1113
00:58:47,823 --> 00:58:51,222
But, Robin, we have done
all of this for you.
1114
00:58:51,224 --> 00:58:53,955
Done all of what?
Make me look like a joke?
1115
00:58:53,957 --> 00:58:58,155
We have to face it. No one takes
us seriously when we're together.
1116
00:58:58,157 --> 00:59:01,122
Maybe we should just go
our separate ways.
1117
00:59:01,124 --> 00:59:03,255
It's never easy
to tell the truth, Robin.
1118
00:59:03,257 --> 00:59:06,688
But I am deeply touched
by what you've just done here.
1119
00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:09,721
And you four, it was so nice
to meet you, but not really.
1120
00:59:09,723 --> 00:59:13,189
And I'm sure we'll work together
again in the future, definitely not.
1121
00:59:13,191 --> 00:59:16,088
I'm sorry, guys.
But it's what we need to do.
1122
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:19,855
Fine. Go make your own movie.
I'm going home to Dad.
1123
00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:22,155
(SOBBING)
Well, the dumpster it is.
1124
00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:24,988
I guess I'll have to be
a pro football star after all.
1125
00:59:24,990 --> 00:59:27,457
RAVEN: That really
doesn't sound that bad.
1126
00:59:33,757 --> 00:59:35,589
Good luck to you, Robin.
1127
00:59:35,591 --> 00:59:37,955
I hope to one day
see your movie.
1128
00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:40,955
I think it will be very good.
1129
00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:42,688
- Star...
- Don't be sad, Robin.
1130
00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:44,821
You don't need
your old friends anymore.
1131
00:59:44,823 --> 00:59:48,556
You'll find that fame is worth
so much more than friendship
1132
00:59:48,558 --> 00:59:53,955
because you are going to be
a big Hollywood star.
1133
00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:56,690
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1134
01:00:01,924 --> 01:00:03,757
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1135
01:00:14,757 --> 01:00:16,690
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
1136
01:00:17,324 --> 01:00:19,158
(DEVICE SCANNING)
1137
01:00:22,591 --> 01:00:24,024
(BOTH LAUGH)
1138
01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:27,357
And action!
1139
01:00:29,491 --> 01:00:31,289
No longer a sidekick.
1140
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:33,589
- That's not me!
- (THUNDERCLAP)
1141
01:00:33,591 --> 01:00:35,357
Oh, that was electric!
1142
01:00:38,624 --> 01:00:40,091
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
1143
01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:45,723
(SHRIEKS)
1144
01:00:49,591 --> 01:00:51,690
(SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1145
01:01:20,723 --> 01:01:22,755
(SIGHS) I wonder
how they're doing now.
1146
01:01:22,757 --> 01:01:23,956
They're doing great.
1147
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,489
- Really?
- I called them
1148
01:01:25,491 --> 01:01:27,989
to see if they wanted
to make cameos in the film,
1149
01:01:27,991 --> 01:01:30,255
but they're all too busy
with their fabulous lives.
1150
01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:32,455
Maybe splitting up
was for the best.
1151
01:01:32,457 --> 01:01:33,855
I couldn't agree more.
1152
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:36,589
Now focus, because we are
about to film
1153
01:01:36,591 --> 01:01:39,956
the final scene
of your movie.
1154
01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:41,956
(SWITCHES CLICKING)
1155
01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:44,656
Picture this.
You just defeated Slade.
1156
01:01:44,658 --> 01:01:48,589
So in this scene, whoo,
you're gonna love this,
1157
01:01:48,591 --> 01:01:50,589
you return
to the tower vault
1158
01:01:50,591 --> 01:01:54,189
so you can lock away his evil device
along with the pain of your past.
1159
01:01:54,191 --> 01:01:56,522
And then,
(IMITATES FANFARE)
1160
01:01:56,524 --> 01:01:58,556
you emerge as a new man!
1161
01:01:58,558 --> 01:02:01,622
Robin, the superhero!
1162
01:02:01,624 --> 01:02:03,122
Think you can act that?
1163
01:02:03,124 --> 01:02:06,058
Act it? (SCOFFS)
I've lived it.
1164
01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:09,357
And magic!
1165
01:02:20,757 --> 01:02:22,755
(DISTANTLY) Robin? Robin?
1166
01:02:22,757 --> 01:02:25,522
Robin, can you hear me? Robin.
1167
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:28,189
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
What? What... What happened?
1168
01:02:28,191 --> 01:02:31,589
Oh, thank goodness. A light
fell and knocked you out.
1169
01:02:31,591 --> 01:02:33,222
- (GRUNTS)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1170
01:02:33,224 --> 01:02:35,923
Let's just wrap for the day
so you can recover.
1171
01:02:35,925 --> 01:02:37,389
And we'll start
fresh tomorrow.
1172
01:02:37,391 --> 01:02:41,023
No, no, I'm fine.
Let's finish this movie.
1173
01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:43,589
And that's what makes you
a real hero.
1174
01:02:43,591 --> 01:02:45,391
Okay, let's do this!
1175
01:02:48,991 --> 01:02:50,956
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Facial scan accepted.
1176
01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:53,189
Whoa. These effects
are pretty impressive.
1177
01:02:53,191 --> 01:02:55,289
This is just like our vault.
1178
01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:56,722
Why, thank you.
1179
01:02:56,724 --> 01:02:58,622
I've designed it with
meticulous attention to detail.
1180
01:02:58,624 --> 01:03:02,355
Now please type in the code.
1181
01:03:02,357 --> 01:03:04,355
AUTOMATED VOICE: Invalid code.
JADE: No, no.
1182
01:03:04,357 --> 01:03:08,255
It has to feel authentic,
so go again.
1183
01:03:08,257 --> 01:03:11,023
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Invalid code.
- Focus. Again.
1184
01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:12,289
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Invalid code.
1185
01:03:12,291 --> 01:03:14,422
No. Be in the moment!
Make it look real!
1186
01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:15,856
(GRUNTS) All right.
1187
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:18,522
(BEEPING TO THE TUNE
OF TEEN TITANS THEME)
1188
01:03:18,524 --> 01:03:19,822
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Code accepted.
1189
01:03:19,824 --> 01:03:21,791
- Vault access granted.
- (SOFTLY) Yes!
1190
01:03:25,057 --> 01:03:26,856
And cut! That was perfect.
1191
01:03:26,858 --> 01:03:29,956
Robin, thank you.
You're a genius.
1192
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,522
Wow, these sets are amazing.
1193
01:03:32,524 --> 01:03:34,088
They look so real.
1194
01:03:34,090 --> 01:03:36,489
- Well, because it is real.
- (CHUCKLES)
1195
01:03:36,491 --> 01:03:38,923
No, really. While you were knocked
out by our lighting accident,
1196
01:03:38,925 --> 01:03:43,389
I moved you to the actual Titans Tower
so you could open the real vault for me.
1197
01:03:43,391 --> 01:03:46,657
(CHUCKLES) Good one. That would
make a great villain plot.
1198
01:03:46,659 --> 01:03:48,022
We'll do it in the sequel.
1199
01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:50,355
Whoa! Robin, what is that?
1200
01:03:50,357 --> 01:03:52,923
Huh? I don't see anything.
There's nothing there.
1201
01:03:52,925 --> 01:03:54,489
JADE: Made you look.
1202
01:03:54,491 --> 01:03:55,691
No!
1203
01:03:56,191 --> 01:03:57,490
(GRUNTS)
1204
01:03:57,492 --> 01:03:59,789
(WHIMPERS)
1205
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:02,322
So, everything, the movie,
1206
01:04:02,324 --> 01:04:05,889
turning me against my friends,
it was all just...
1207
01:04:05,891 --> 01:04:09,355
SLADE: Mind manipulation.
1208
01:04:09,357 --> 01:04:11,122
Slade.
1209
01:04:11,124 --> 01:04:15,289
You were wearing a lady-director mask
over your Slade mask the whole time!
1210
01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:18,322
Didn't you get
really sweaty under there?
1211
01:04:18,324 --> 01:04:19,355
It gets stupid sweaty.
1212
01:04:19,357 --> 01:04:20,557
And I've had
a bunch of rashes...
1213
01:04:20,559 --> 01:04:22,022
Anyway, it doesn't matter!
1214
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:25,389
Now I can complete
my mind manipulation device.
1215
01:04:25,391 --> 01:04:27,822
- The other superheroes will...
- Will stop me?
1216
01:04:27,824 --> 01:04:29,155
Is that what
you were gonna say?
1217
01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:32,222
They're too busy
making movies to stop me.
1218
01:04:32,224 --> 01:04:35,255
It was all part
of my master plan, Robin.
1219
01:04:35,257 --> 01:04:38,355
I gave all the superheroes
movie deals.
1220
01:04:38,357 --> 01:04:41,122
And while those dum-dums
were distracted filming,
1221
01:04:41,124 --> 01:04:45,856
I stole valuable pieces of tech from
the cities they once protected.
1222
01:04:45,858 --> 01:04:50,756
(LAUGHS) Now, with my fully
energized Ditronium Crystal,
1223
01:04:50,758 --> 01:04:54,255
I will have the power
to encrypt your movie
1224
01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:57,988
with my patented
mind manipulation!
1225
01:04:57,990 --> 01:05:01,390
It will stream to every screen
in the entire world!
1226
01:05:01,392 --> 01:05:05,022
And everyone
will be mine to control.
1227
01:05:05,024 --> 01:05:07,423
People will rob banks for me.
1228
01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:10,623
People will build
monuments of me!
1229
01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:13,822
And if I tell them to pick me up
from the airport on short notice,
1230
01:05:13,824 --> 01:05:17,222
- they will pick me up.
- (CAR HORN HONKS)
1231
01:05:17,224 --> 01:05:18,789
You know what
a hassle that is.
1232
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,189
And once they've watched
your entire movie,
1233
01:05:21,191 --> 01:05:25,290
the effects of my mind control
will be permanent.
1234
01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:26,390
Thank you, Robin.
1235
01:05:26,392 --> 01:05:29,590
You were so desperate
to be in a movie,
1236
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:33,657
that you turned your back on
everything important to you.
1237
01:05:33,659 --> 01:05:36,890
Even your own friends.
1238
01:05:37,824 --> 01:05:40,890
This shall be
your final scene.
1239
01:05:43,525 --> 01:05:44,590
Magic.
1240
01:05:44,592 --> 01:05:45,791
- (BEEPS)
- (GASPS)
1241
01:05:55,858 --> 01:05:57,358
(GRUNTING)
1242
01:06:05,559 --> 01:06:10,855
How could I have been so stupid?
I'm not a hero.
1243
01:06:10,857 --> 01:06:13,756
I'm a failure with no friends.
1244
01:06:13,758 --> 01:06:17,290
And tiny, little baby hands.
1245
01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:18,456
(GASPS) Baby hands!
1246
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:19,791
(STRAINING)
1247
01:06:22,258 --> 01:06:23,789
Baby hands!
1248
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:24,990
(GASPS)
1249
01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:27,392
(WHIMPERS)
1250
01:06:28,392 --> 01:06:29,824
(COUGHING)
1251
01:06:34,525 --> 01:06:36,724
(GRUNTING)
1252
01:06:39,392 --> 01:06:40,724
(YELLS)
1253
01:06:44,857 --> 01:06:47,125
(GRUNTING)
1254
01:06:49,058 --> 01:06:51,358
- (EXPLOSIONS)
- (PANTING)
1255
01:06:54,325 --> 01:06:55,758
(SCREAMS)
1256
01:07:06,492 --> 01:07:07,691
(GASPS)
1257
01:07:13,392 --> 01:07:15,691
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
1258
01:07:30,823 --> 01:07:32,091
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1259
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:53,089
Titans, it's Robin.
1260
01:07:53,091 --> 01:07:57,323
I don't know if you'll get this
transmission, but I need your help.
1261
01:07:57,325 --> 01:08:00,190
I know you're all happier
in your new lives
1262
01:08:00,192 --> 01:08:02,889
and I know I said we were
holding each other back,
1263
01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:05,290
but I was wrong.
1264
01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:09,056
I thought we needed a movie
to be real heroes,
1265
01:08:09,058 --> 01:08:11,423
but we were
already real heroes.
1266
01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:13,623
Because we were a team.
1267
01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,856
And I threw that all away.
1268
01:08:15,858 --> 01:08:19,223
I'm going to Hollywood
to set things right.
1269
01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:22,689
If I don't make it back,
I'm sorry.
1270
01:08:22,691 --> 01:08:24,590
I never meant to let you down.
1271
01:08:24,592 --> 01:08:26,956
(BLOWING NOSE)
1272
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,989
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
1273
01:08:28,991 --> 01:08:34,256
(SOBBING) I just get so emotional when
it comes to these types of scenes.
1274
01:08:34,258 --> 01:08:35,156
You're back!
1275
01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:37,123
Of course we're back, fool.
1276
01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:40,789
The friendship will always
bring us back together.
1277
01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:42,123
I can't believe it!
1278
01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:44,089
Listen, we need
to get back to Hollywood.
1279
01:08:44,091 --> 01:08:46,290
This is going to sound crazy,
but Jade Wilson...
1280
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:47,989
Is actually Slade.
1281
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:49,889
And the superhero movies are part
of his plot to take over the world.
1282
01:08:49,891 --> 01:08:51,423
(EXPLOSION)
1283
01:08:51,425 --> 01:08:53,089
Saw it coming a mile away.
1284
01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:55,456
(LAUGHS) Let's go
save the world, yo!
1285
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,724
Titans, go!
1286
01:08:58,626 --> 01:09:01,290
Super-ladies
and super-gentlemen,
1287
01:09:01,292 --> 01:09:04,658
I am thrilled to present
my latest film,
1288
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:07,290
Robin The Movie!
1289
01:09:07,292 --> 01:09:08,789
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1290
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:12,023
And with the help of my fully
operational DOOMSDAY Device...
1291
01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:13,223
It's a bad name,
I know.
1292
01:09:13,225 --> 01:09:15,123
The entire population
of Earth
1293
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:19,323
will experience the mind-blowing
story at the same time!
1294
01:09:19,325 --> 01:09:20,591
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1295
01:09:20,593 --> 01:09:23,323
Unfortunately, our star
can't be here tonight
1296
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:27,156
because he has
explosive diarrhea.
1297
01:09:27,158 --> 01:09:28,524
- (AUDIENCE GASPS)
- But he insisted
1298
01:09:28,526 --> 01:09:30,456
that tonight
was too important
1299
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,156
and the show must go on!
1300
01:09:33,158 --> 01:09:36,756
So without further ado,
sit back, relax and...
1301
01:09:36,758 --> 01:09:39,056
Enjoy us ruining your plan!
1302
01:09:39,058 --> 01:09:41,356
Oh! My man
finished yo sentence!
1303
01:09:41,358 --> 01:09:44,524
Give it up, Wilson.
Your plan ends here.
1304
01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:48,558
Wow. Fighting through explosive diarrhea.
What a champ.
1305
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,423
I do have
something explosive,
1306
01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:53,657
but it's not diarrhea.
1307
01:09:53,659 --> 01:09:55,190
It's the truth!
1308
01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:58,657
Why don't you tell everyone
who you really are, Jade?
1309
01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:00,158
Or should I say...
1310
01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:03,356
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1311
01:10:03,358 --> 01:10:05,356
Slade!
1312
01:10:05,358 --> 01:10:08,457
(GASPS) Slade!
1313
01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:10,323
ALL: Slade!
1314
01:10:10,325 --> 01:10:11,889
Game over.
1315
01:10:11,891 --> 01:10:15,722
You've gotta deal with us and
every superhero in the world.
1316
01:10:15,724 --> 01:10:18,758
Sorry, Robin,
but you're too late.
1317
01:10:19,858 --> 01:10:21,691
(DEVICE POWERING UP)
1318
01:10:32,225 --> 01:10:33,359
(TREMBLING)
1319
01:10:37,293 --> 01:10:38,891
(TITANS SCREAMING)
1320
01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:48,756
Now that they're under my full mind
control, they'll do anything I want.
1321
01:10:48,758 --> 01:10:50,858
Destroy the Teen Titans.
1322
01:10:56,559 --> 01:10:57,758
(TITANS PANTING)
1323
01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:04,158
(TITANS SCREAMING)
1324
01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:13,123
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1325
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:15,691
We have to destroy
that DOOMSDAY Device.
1326
01:11:18,293 --> 01:11:19,459
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1327
01:11:21,293 --> 01:11:23,791
(CHUCKLES)
I think we lost him.
1328
01:11:28,724 --> 01:11:29,925
(GRUNTS)
1329
01:11:34,426 --> 01:11:35,426
(YELLING)
1330
01:11:56,393 --> 01:11:59,359
Ooh! There is no
stopping the Batman.
1331
01:12:00,891 --> 01:12:02,092
(TEEN TITANS GASPING)
1332
01:12:05,326 --> 01:12:06,925
Halt for the mighty...
1333
01:12:08,293 --> 01:12:09,391
(ATOM EXCLAIMS)
1334
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:11,159
(ALL SCREAMING)
1335
01:12:13,092 --> 01:12:14,856
STAN LEE: Hey.
TITANS: Stan Lee?
1336
01:12:14,858 --> 01:12:19,990
I'm back. I don't care if it's a DC movie.
I love cameos.
1337
01:12:19,992 --> 01:12:21,822
Not now, Stan Lee!
1338
01:12:21,824 --> 01:12:24,958
(GRUNTS) Excelsior!
1339
01:12:27,459 --> 01:12:29,124
We can't shake them.
1340
01:12:29,126 --> 01:12:31,157
You guys keep
the superheroes distracted.
1341
01:12:31,159 --> 01:12:33,758
I'm going after
that DOOMSDAY Device!
1342
01:12:36,092 --> 01:12:37,293
(YELLING)
1343
01:12:40,492 --> 01:12:41,824
(ALL SCREAMING)
1344
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,059
(ALL GRUNT)
1345
01:12:51,359 --> 01:12:54,822
How are we supposed to defeat the
world's greatest superheroes?
1346
01:12:54,824 --> 01:12:56,657
Portal.
1347
01:12:56,659 --> 01:12:57,824
CYBORG: Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.
STARFIRE: Oh, the yes!
1348
01:13:00,824 --> 01:13:03,293
Challengers, we're saved!
1349
01:13:05,492 --> 01:13:06,959
(CHALLENGERS SCREAMING)
1350
01:13:10,425 --> 01:13:11,425
(GRENADE BEEPING)
1351
01:13:13,559 --> 01:13:14,758
(YELLING)
1352
01:13:17,425 --> 01:13:18,758
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
1353
01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:22,825
(GRUNTS)
1354
01:13:25,926 --> 01:13:27,126
(ROBIN YELLING)
1355
01:13:28,226 --> 01:13:29,226
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1356
01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:46,257
(GASPS)
1357
01:13:46,259 --> 01:13:47,425
(YELLS AND GRUNTS)
1358
01:13:58,959 --> 01:14:00,293
Look at it, Robin.
1359
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:02,690
No!
1360
01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:04,423
Oh, it's so awesome.
1361
01:14:04,425 --> 01:14:06,390
It's so cool.
1362
01:14:06,392 --> 01:14:10,357
It's the most incredible superhero
movie the world has ever seen.
1363
01:14:10,359 --> 01:14:12,723
- No.
- It's got special effects.
1364
01:14:12,725 --> 01:14:15,456
Like tons and tons
of special effects.
1365
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:18,590
Even your super sweet
cape is special effects.
1366
01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:20,024
It'll blow your mind.
1367
01:14:20,026 --> 01:14:21,557
Just take a quick peek.
1368
01:14:21,559 --> 01:14:25,024
It's your movie, your movie,
your superhero movie.
1369
01:14:25,026 --> 01:14:26,926
It's all about you.
1370
01:14:33,126 --> 01:14:34,226
(GRUNTING)
1371
01:14:37,026 --> 01:14:39,591
Come on, Robin,
let's take this fool out.
1372
01:14:39,593 --> 01:14:41,926
(LAUGHING)
1373
01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:46,490
(ALL GASP)
1374
01:14:46,492 --> 01:14:49,057
It's time to eliminate them.
1375
01:14:49,059 --> 01:14:51,857
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Must eliminate.
1376
01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:54,090
Robin, stop! Snap out of it!
1377
01:14:54,092 --> 01:14:57,092
You've always held me back.
1378
01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:02,024
What are you talking
about, bro?
1379
01:15:02,026 --> 01:15:03,291
- (BEAST BOY GRUNTS)
- (RAVEN GASPS)
1380
01:15:03,293 --> 01:15:04,524
Beast Boy!
1381
01:15:04,526 --> 01:15:05,658
Fight it, man!
1382
01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:07,157
- Come on!
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
1383
01:15:07,159 --> 01:15:09,690
Robin, this is not the you.
1384
01:15:09,692 --> 01:15:12,193
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMING)
1385
01:15:14,392 --> 01:15:15,790
Finish them, Robin.
1386
01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:17,191
Kill!
1387
01:15:17,193 --> 01:15:19,090
Wait! The please!
1388
01:15:19,092 --> 01:15:21,990
There's another
Robin movie you must see!
1389
01:15:21,992 --> 01:15:24,026
Yeah. The real one.
1390
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,390
BEAST BOY: Then he grew up and
he wasn't a baby no more.
1391
01:15:28,392 --> 01:15:29,990
But he still had them
baby hands, yo.
1392
01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:32,224
You always thought
I was a joke.
1393
01:15:32,226 --> 01:15:34,356
But when there's
crime happening,
1394
01:15:34,358 --> 01:15:36,658
Robin is the dude who keeps
fighting till he wins, yo.
1395
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:38,491
He's like a bulldog.
1396
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:40,591
Sinks his teeth into that crime
and won't nevers let go!
1397
01:15:40,593 --> 01:15:42,924
STARFIRE: Before the
Robin, we were all alone.
1398
01:15:42,926 --> 01:15:44,624
(BEAST BOY CRYING)
1399
01:15:44,626 --> 01:15:46,424
STARFIRE: But he brought us
together to be the team.
1400
01:15:46,426 --> 01:15:49,890
He may not have superpowers,
but he is a superhero.
1401
01:16:04,922 --> 01:16:06,256
RAVEN: Our hero.
1402
01:16:16,122 --> 01:16:17,320
Titans?
1403
01:16:17,322 --> 01:16:19,487
Oh! He is the back!
1404
01:16:19,489 --> 01:16:21,588
You were never a joke to us.
1405
01:16:21,590 --> 01:16:23,454
You are our leader.
1406
01:16:23,456 --> 01:16:24,688
Our hero.
1407
01:16:24,690 --> 01:16:25,787
Our friend.
1408
01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:27,787
(SLADE CRIES MOCKINGLY)
1409
01:16:27,789 --> 01:16:30,154
Under the mask,
my other eye is crying.
1410
01:16:30,156 --> 01:16:33,387
We're taking you down.
Together.
1411
01:16:33,389 --> 01:16:37,154
(LAUGHS) Robin. Don't you know
anything about archvillains?
1412
01:16:37,156 --> 01:16:39,989
We always have
a backup plan, girlfriend.
1413
01:16:41,789 --> 01:16:43,089
(ALL GASPING)
1414
01:16:47,289 --> 01:16:48,389
(TITANS GRUNTING)
1415
01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:03,256
(LAUGHING)
1416
01:17:09,855 --> 01:17:11,224
(ALL SCREAMING)
1417
01:17:19,623 --> 01:17:20,822
(ALL SCREAMING)
1418
01:17:25,022 --> 01:17:26,489
- Portal?
- Portal!
1419
01:17:28,190 --> 01:17:30,120
(GRUNTING)
1420
01:17:30,122 --> 01:17:31,654
What?
1421
01:17:31,656 --> 01:17:32,820
SLADE: That was weird.
1422
01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:34,022
(ALL GASP)
1423
01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:39,688
You're never gonna beat me
now that I'm a giant robot.
1424
01:17:39,690 --> 01:17:42,421
Give up. This is dumb. Now
you're wasting everybody's time.
1425
01:17:42,423 --> 01:17:44,088
We'll stop you, Slade.
1426
01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:46,155
How are you gonna do it?
How are you gonna beat me?
1427
01:17:46,157 --> 01:17:48,321
You haven't done it yet. You keep
talking about how you're gonna do it.
1428
01:17:48,323 --> 01:17:49,954
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna fart on me?
1429
01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:51,354
You wanna have a dance-off?
1430
01:17:51,356 --> 01:17:53,922
You gonna annoy me to death
with your waffles?
1431
01:17:56,022 --> 01:17:58,354
You guys are jokes.
1432
01:17:58,356 --> 01:18:00,189
Total jokes!
1433
01:18:01,656 --> 01:18:03,753
- You're right.
- (ALL GASP)
1434
01:18:03,755 --> 01:18:05,487
We are jokes.
1435
01:18:05,489 --> 01:18:08,454
We're not like the other
superheroes, and never will be.
1436
01:18:08,456 --> 01:18:10,021
(LAUGHING)
1437
01:18:10,023 --> 01:18:12,688
But the thing is, that's okay.
1438
01:18:12,690 --> 01:18:14,454
What?
1439
01:18:14,456 --> 01:18:17,787
I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan!
And so are my friends!
1440
01:18:17,789 --> 01:18:19,688
ALL: Yes!
1441
01:18:19,690 --> 01:18:23,954
So laugh at us all you want, but
we're still going to take you down!
1442
01:18:23,956 --> 01:18:26,957
With what?
One of your stupid songs?
1443
01:18:28,123 --> 01:18:29,189
Exactly.
1444
01:18:31,189 --> 01:18:32,554
Teen Titans, go!
1445
01:18:32,556 --> 01:18:34,487
♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
1446
01:18:34,489 --> 01:18:36,421
♪ Beast Boy I can turn
straight up into an animal
1447
01:18:36,423 --> 01:18:37,753
♪ Animal?
♪ Animal?
1448
01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:39,154
♪ Yes, any animal
1449
01:18:39,156 --> 01:18:41,487
♪ Boom, pow!
Yeah, I'm a kitten now
1450
01:18:41,489 --> 01:18:42,621
(ROARING)
1451
01:18:42,623 --> 01:18:44,154
♪ Check out my kitten meow
1452
01:18:44,156 --> 01:18:45,688
♪ The star, the fire
The live, the wire
1453
01:18:45,690 --> 01:18:47,988
♪ The alien princess
in my alien attire
1454
01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:50,387
♪ The energy blasts
The supersonic speed
1455
01:18:50,389 --> 01:18:51,456
(SLADE CHUCKLES)
1456
01:18:52,623 --> 01:18:53,853
♪ Is she down with the Titans?
1457
01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:55,354
♪ Oh, the yes indeed
1458
01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:57,121
♪ Booyah, booyah!
Go my cannon blaster
1459
01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:59,588
♪ Cyborg, whoo, baby
Mr. High Tech Master
1460
01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:00,720
♪ What, what, what?
1461
01:19:00,722 --> 01:19:02,287
♪ Mr. Meatball Disaster
1462
01:19:02,289 --> 01:19:04,154
♪ What, what, what?
♪ Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
1463
01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:06,354
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1464
01:19:06,356 --> 01:19:08,554
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1465
01:19:08,556 --> 01:19:10,753
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1466
01:19:10,755 --> 01:19:13,221
♪ Boom with the smoke bombs
and birdarangs
1467
01:19:13,223 --> 01:19:15,187
♪ Bow staff hittin' steady,
Doin' my thang
1468
01:19:15,189 --> 01:19:17,487
♪ Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in charge
1469
01:19:17,489 --> 01:19:18,854
CYBORG:
♪ Show 'em your baby hands!
1470
01:19:18,856 --> 01:19:20,789
♪ No Robin, Robin's are large
1471
01:19:21,489 --> 01:19:22,755
(SLADE GRUNTS)
1472
01:19:24,623 --> 01:19:26,554
♪ Raven is here to drop it
On you even harder
1473
01:19:26,556 --> 01:19:29,088
♪ There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can be
1474
01:19:29,090 --> 01:19:31,588
♪ Check it
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
1475
01:19:31,590 --> 01:19:34,023
♪ Teleportin', magical powers
We adios
1476
01:19:35,656 --> 01:19:38,154
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1477
01:19:38,156 --> 01:19:40,287
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1478
01:19:40,289 --> 01:19:42,654
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1479
01:19:42,656 --> 01:19:45,423
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1480
01:19:50,389 --> 01:19:51,389
(ROARS)
1481
01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:55,254
♪ Teen Titans Go ♪
1482
01:19:55,256 --> 01:19:56,423
(EXPLOSION)
1483
01:20:19,122 --> 01:20:22,187
That song was
monumentally dope.
1484
01:20:22,189 --> 01:20:24,521
(GROANS)
1485
01:20:24,523 --> 01:20:27,655
Our song was so sick,
it blew up Slade's robot.
1486
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,487
- Oh, yeah! We are so tough.
- BEAST BOY: Yeah! Wow! We did it!
1487
01:20:30,489 --> 01:20:31,955
- Yes!
- (ALL WHOOPING)
1488
01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,387
BEAST BOY: I said wow!
1489
01:20:33,389 --> 01:20:35,521
What about
the other superheroes?
1490
01:20:35,523 --> 01:20:36,790
Oh, yeah.
1491
01:20:38,056 --> 01:20:40,387
CHALLENGER:
Challengers, we're free!
1492
01:20:40,389 --> 01:20:41,823
Oh, drat!
1493
01:20:46,156 --> 01:20:48,521
Whoa. You guys
took down Slade.
1494
01:20:48,523 --> 01:20:50,154
And saved the world.
1495
01:20:50,156 --> 01:20:53,589
Hey, I guess you aren't
such goofsters after all.
1496
01:20:53,591 --> 01:20:54,890
(BATMAN CLAPPING)
1497
01:20:57,957 --> 01:20:59,489
(CROWD CHEERING)
1498
01:21:07,356 --> 01:21:10,921
Fellow heroes, I've learned
something important today.
1499
01:21:10,923 --> 01:21:14,056
You don't need to be super
to be a superhero.
1500
01:21:15,756 --> 01:21:18,788
You just need to be yourself.
1501
01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,790
(CROWD CHEERING)
1502
01:21:24,256 --> 01:21:25,957
(CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1503
01:21:31,156 --> 01:21:32,490
And expanding on that thought.
1504
01:21:33,790 --> 01:21:35,321
We should never forget that...
1505
01:21:35,323 --> 01:21:37,689
Uh, dude? Why are you
still talkin'?
1506
01:21:37,691 --> 01:21:40,689
I'm simply trying to highlight
the lesson we all learned.
1507
01:21:40,691 --> 01:21:42,589
No one wants
to hear that, man.
1508
01:21:42,591 --> 01:21:44,721
Dude, the movie's wrapping up. People
are trying to get out of here.
1509
01:21:44,723 --> 01:21:46,888
But I need to say my
important takeaway message
1510
01:21:46,890 --> 01:21:49,054
- from this experience!
- CROWD: (CHANTING) Credits! Credits! Credits!
1511
01:21:49,056 --> 01:21:51,954
You know, something kids can talk to
their parents about on the drive home.
1512
01:21:51,956 --> 01:21:53,754
Credits! Credits! Credits!
1513
01:21:53,756 --> 01:21:55,522
I am sorry, the friend Robin.
1514
01:21:55,524 --> 01:21:59,488
But this is not that type of movie.
To the credits!
1515
01:21:59,490 --> 01:22:01,087
(EXCLAIMING) Wait!
1516
01:22:01,089 --> 01:22:03,221
Kids, ask your parents
where babies come from!
1517
01:22:03,223 --> 01:22:05,422
♪ T-double-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1518
01:22:05,424 --> 01:22:07,522
♪ They the real heroes
Takin' down the big menace
1519
01:22:07,524 --> 01:22:09,854
♪ Teen Titan flow
♪ Teen Titan know
1520
01:22:09,856 --> 01:22:12,288
♪ Where there's real trouble,
baby, Teen Titans go
1521
01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:14,522
♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
1522
01:22:14,524 --> 01:22:16,689
♪ Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
1523
01:22:16,691 --> 01:22:19,120
♪ Beast Boy can turn
Straight up into an animal
1524
01:22:19,122 --> 01:22:20,388
♪ Animal?
♪ Animal?
1525
01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:21,622
♪ Yes, any animal
1526
01:22:21,624 --> 01:22:23,854
♪ Boom, pow!
Yeah, he's a kitten now
1527
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:24,987
ALL: Aw!
1528
01:22:24,989 --> 01:22:26,522
♪ Check out my kitten meow
1529
01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:28,288
♪ The star, the fire
The live, the wire
1530
01:22:28,290 --> 01:22:30,322
♪ The alien princess
in her alien attire
1531
01:22:30,324 --> 01:22:32,488
♪ The energy blasts
The supersonic speed
1532
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:35,154
♪ Is she down with the Titans?
Oh, the yes indeed
1533
01:22:35,156 --> 01:22:37,154
♪ Booyah, booyah!
Go his cannon blaster
1534
01:22:37,156 --> 01:22:39,655
♪ Cyborg, whoo, baby
Mr. High Tech Master
1535
01:22:39,657 --> 01:22:40,821
♪ What, what, what?
1536
01:22:40,823 --> 01:22:41,987
♪ Mr. Meatball Disaster
1537
01:22:41,989 --> 01:22:43,087
♪ What, what, what?
1538
01:22:43,089 --> 01:22:44,754
♪ Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
1539
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:46,622
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1540
01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:48,622
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1541
01:22:48,624 --> 01:22:51,087
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1542
01:22:51,089 --> 01:22:53,424
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1543
01:23:02,524 --> 01:23:04,655
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1544
01:23:04,657 --> 01:23:07,121
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1545
01:23:07,123 --> 01:23:09,555
♪ Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1546
01:23:09,557 --> 01:23:10,655
♪ Teen Teen... ♪
1547
01:23:10,657 --> 01:23:12,022
(SONG DISTORTING)
1548
01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:14,689
BEAST BOY: Is it working?
1549
01:23:14,691 --> 01:23:17,255
CYBORG: Almost got it.
1550
01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:19,388
STARFIRE: Hurry!
There is not much time.
1551
01:23:19,390 --> 01:23:22,020
RAVEN: They need to know
we're still here.
1552
01:23:22,022 --> 01:23:24,422
CYBORG: Booyah!
We're transmitting.
1553
01:23:24,424 --> 01:23:28,055
This is the Teen Titans.
Can anyone hear us?
1554
01:23:28,057 --> 01:23:30,290
We think we found a way back.
1555
01:23:32,490 --> 01:23:35,090
♪ Are you feeling down?
1556
01:23:36,324 --> 01:23:38,954
♪ Like you just
can't do it today
1557
01:23:38,956 --> 01:23:41,390
♪ I can see your frown
1558
01:23:43,023 --> 01:23:45,721
♪ But it's all gonna be okay
1559
01:23:45,723 --> 01:23:47,622
♪ So believe in yourself
1560
01:23:47,624 --> 01:23:49,188
♪ There's no giving up
1561
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:50,853
♪ The power's inside
1562
01:23:50,855 --> 01:23:52,622
♪ Yeah, that's what's up
1563
01:23:52,624 --> 01:23:54,954
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1564
01:23:54,956 --> 01:23:56,754
♪ It's the kick in the pants
1565
01:23:56,756 --> 01:23:58,322
♪ You needed
1566
01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:01,455
♪ This song will
open up your eyes
1567
01:24:01,457 --> 01:24:04,920
♪ It's the feeling you
can't be Defeated
1568
01:24:04,922 --> 01:24:07,522
♪ It's an '80s song
with synthy vibes
1569
01:24:07,524 --> 01:24:08,988
♪ And you know it's super
1570
01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:10,920
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1571
01:24:10,922 --> 01:24:11,988
♪ It's time to get
1572
01:24:11,990 --> 01:24:14,255
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1573
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:15,820
♪ The groove is sounding
1574
01:24:15,822 --> 01:24:17,689
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1575
01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:19,155
♪ By now you're feeling
1576
01:24:19,157 --> 01:24:21,355
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1577
01:24:21,357 --> 01:24:25,689
♪ It's an upbeat
inspirational song about life
1578
01:24:25,691 --> 01:24:27,555
♪ I can do it all
1579
01:24:27,557 --> 01:24:29,689
♪ This type of song will
make you feel that way
1580
01:24:29,691 --> 01:24:32,088
♪ No, there's no stopping me
1581
01:24:32,090 --> 01:24:33,622
♪ I feel the fire inside
1582
01:24:33,624 --> 01:24:36,322
♪ This type of song
will get you energized
1583
01:24:36,324 --> 01:24:38,955
♪ I love
this motivating melody
1584
01:24:38,957 --> 01:24:40,655
♪ And you know it's super
1585
01:24:40,657 --> 01:24:42,589
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1586
01:24:42,591 --> 01:24:43,921
♪ Your life is lookin'
1587
01:24:43,923 --> 01:24:45,754
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1588
01:24:45,756 --> 01:24:47,155
♪ Don't tell me this ain't
1589
01:24:47,157 --> 01:24:49,155
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1590
01:24:49,157 --> 01:24:50,689
♪ Yeah, now I'm feelin'
1591
01:24:50,691 --> 01:24:53,255
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1592
01:24:53,257 --> 01:24:57,955
♪ It's an upbeat
inspirational song about life
1593
01:24:57,957 --> 01:24:59,490
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1594
01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:22,188
♪ And you know it's super
1595
01:25:22,190 --> 01:25:24,121
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1596
01:25:24,123 --> 01:25:25,188
♪ It's time to get
1597
01:25:25,190 --> 01:25:27,655
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1598
01:25:27,657 --> 01:25:28,921
♪ Let's make this party
1599
01:25:28,923 --> 01:25:30,655
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1600
01:25:30,657 --> 01:25:32,222
♪ Everybody's gettin'
1601
01:25:32,224 --> 01:25:33,921
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1602
01:25:33,923 --> 01:25:35,655
♪ I know you're feelin'
1603
01:25:35,657 --> 01:25:37,322
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1604
01:25:37,324 --> 01:25:38,955
♪ Don't tell me this ain't
1605
01:25:38,957 --> 01:25:40,821
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1606
01:25:40,823 --> 01:25:42,188
♪ Your life is lookin'
1607
01:25:42,190 --> 01:25:43,821
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1608
01:25:43,823 --> 01:25:45,656
♪ This song has got us
1609
01:25:45,658 --> 01:25:47,788
♪ Upbeat
Upbeat
1610
01:25:47,790 --> 01:25:54,023
♪ It's an upbeat inspirational
song about life ♪
1611
01:25:57,957 --> 01:26:00,690
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1612
01:26:00,692 --> 01:26:03,055
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1613
01:26:03,057 --> 01:26:05,023
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
1614
01:26:13,957 --> 01:26:16,656
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1615
01:26:16,658 --> 01:26:19,222
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1616
01:26:19,224 --> 01:26:21,955
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1617
01:26:21,957 --> 01:26:24,590
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1618
01:26:24,592 --> 01:26:27,188
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1619
01:26:27,190 --> 01:26:29,788
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1620
01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:32,623
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1621
01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:35,455
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1622
01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:37,290
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
1623
01:26:46,224 --> 01:26:47,723
(VOCALIZING)
1624
01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:09,854
♪ T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
1625
01:27:09,856 --> 01:27:12,721
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go
1626
01:27:12,723 --> 01:27:15,389
♪ T... T... T...
1627
01:27:15,391 --> 01:27:18,090
♪ Teen Titans
Let's go ♪
1628
01:27:21,990 --> 01:27:24,257
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1629
01:28:25,657 --> 01:28:29,990
Challengers, I believe we may
have missed the motion picture.
1630
01:28:29,992 --> 01:28:34,992
Subtitles by explosiveskull