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Whoa, Wilbur! Here I go!
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I'm running pretty good now.
I'm gonna jump.
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Oh, I got wings and I'm flying!
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TriStar Pictures,
where anything can happen.
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Is your diaphragm in?
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Okay, now let me see
if I got this straight.
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Santa Claus is real,
but ghosts aren't real.
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Cowboys are real,
but witches aren't real.
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Dinosaurs aren't real,
and monsters used to be real.
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Or was it the other way around?
I gotta listen more.
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Because it's dark doesn't mean monsters
are coming out. These are my toys.
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The same toys that...
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I don't remember it having batteries,
but I'm sure that it's fine.
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I'm sure that there's a...
Oh, oh.
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Oh, my God!
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Monsters!
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There's monsters in my room!
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Maybe I should get
under the covers now.
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- I have to get that.
- He'll stop.
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- No, he won't stop.
- All right.
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- Help! Monsters!
- I'll do it.
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No, don't read
your accounting magazines.
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- Why not?
- It gets you out of the mood.
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Monsters! Monsters!
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You behave.
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Okay, Mike, I'm coming.
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- Monsters!
- Monsters?
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There's no monsters.
See? Do you see any monsters?
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Well, yeah.
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It was Popeye.
Yeah, he was the one.
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I'll take that Gumby and I'll knock
him from here to kingdom come.
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I think my daddy likes these toys
more than I do.
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Who else? Pee-wee? No.
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I wonder if he'll do
the flying turd gag now.
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Watch out, Mikey, it's a flying turd!
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- Go to bed.
- You're crazy.
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- Good night, honey.
- Good night. I'll tuck myself in.
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- Is that good?
- Why did I call you in here?
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Oh, come on, Mollie!
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I told you not to read this.
Now get up. Get up, honey.
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- Oh, I can't.
- Why?
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I got him to go to sleep. We never
get to do it anymore. Please?
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Please get up, honey.
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- I'm sleeping.
- I know.
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You wouldn't have any fun doing it
while I'm sleeping.
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Well, it's never stopped us before.
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Hey, what's going on out there?
Am I hearing things?
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Is somebody there?
49
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- I know where to go, stick with me.
- Yeah, bright idea. Now we're lost.
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- Let's go where they're going.
- I been there.
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Who is it? Who is it?
What do you want? Go away!
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Tail, don't fail me now.
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- We're the guys. We're the winners.
- I think I can.
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Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
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We're in. We're making it.
We're doing it!
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Come on, let's go. Keep going.
Keep moving, guys. Please.
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- I don't think I can.
- As long as one of us do.
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Come on, buddy, help me out.
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Oh, no! It's the tadpole squad.
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You can't bully me.
You can't get through this diaphragm!
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Guys, I found a way through!
Over here by the rim.
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Come on, follow me!
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Yes!
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Hey, buster, how'd you get in here?
This is my womb.
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- Get out of here!
- Here we go.
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- You know why I'm here.
- Stop that!
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- Give it up.
- Stop doing that!
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Let me in, baby. Let me in.
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Come on, mama. Come on, hot mama.
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You're a hot mama!
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Hot mama!
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Yes! Yes!
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Well, here I am.
All conceived and nowhere to go.
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You missed. Go wide!
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Look out! Missed him.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, babe.
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Hi, honey.
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- What'd you get for me?
- This isn't for you.
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This is for you. It is a...
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- Don't you think he's a little young?
- That hat's never gonna fit me.
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- You tell him.
- I'm not telling him about it.
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- You're the guy.
- Forget it.
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No. When we have a girl,
I will explain it to her.
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Oh, brother!
All right. Here goes.
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Mike, this is a potty, okay? When
you want to take a piss you do it...
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Don't say piss.
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When you want to take
a whiz, you do...
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See a man about a horse?
Drain the snake? What do I say?
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Pee pee.
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- Pee pee's a wimp word.
- No, pee pee is easy for him to say.
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When you want to take a pee pee,
you do it in here.
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And you do this.
You take it out, okay?
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- Oh, come on.
- What?
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Dad, who's kidding who?
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In the same token,
when you take a dump...
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Poo poo.
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This is a joke, right?
99
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I know it sounds disgusting,
but you gotta trust me on this, okay?
100
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You want me to take a dump
outside my diaper?
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- He doesn't like it.
- He does too.
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- He doesn't like it.
- We just have to make it fun for him.
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Come along and be my potty boy
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Come along and be my potty boy
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Is this an appropriate subject
for a musical?
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And you can potty too
Yes, you
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My girl likes to potty all the time
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Potty all the time
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You got to fight for your right
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To potty
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You got to fight for your right
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To potty
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- He doesn't like it.
- He likes it.
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I don't care. I ain't pooping
in that thing. I got my standards.
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- Your keys!
- Toss them.
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Yo, thanks, babe.
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- Do you believe?
- You were lucky with the keys.
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I was starting to think
I could really love Brad.
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Then I noticed this face he made.
Kind of like...
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If I said, "What do you want
to do?", there'd be this face.
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Or, "How'd you like that movie?"
It's just this face that says:
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"I don't know. What do you want?"
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Then I had this flash of having kids
and the kids making that face.
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And then I knew it was over.
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You are deranged.
You know that, don't you?
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You know what? If you want a boy,
you eat more sodium-rich food.
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- If you want a girl, eat more dairy.
- Really? Who says?
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- I read it.
- In the The National Enquirer?
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I think The Star.
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If you have a preference, act now.
Those sex organs are forming soon.
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Let's see, two arms, two legs
and two mouths?
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D and what comes up? Dog.
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Yeah, yeah. I know all about
computers. Scoot over, girls.
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00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,600
I got a lot of work to do here.
Let's see. I'll just try this one.
135
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And let's see.
What do we get? A jar.
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Beautiful. I'm good at this.
I ought to get a job here.
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- What are you girls up to?
- Nothing!
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What's going on in here?
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- I'm getting a funny feeling.
- So this is how grownups get so tall.
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We were just finishing up
the Margolis account here.
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The Margolis account, huh?
142
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You're gonna send Margolis
a spreadsheet with pictures?
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- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Something funny is going on here.
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What's that?
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What's up, my man?
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- It looks like a kid.
- It looks like a kid.
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I can see that! What is he
doing here? This is not a nursery!
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This is the first time I've done this.
It was an emergency.
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It was an emergency.
I see what you're up to.
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You have a son and you're pregnant,
so you get special consideration.
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No, I would never ask
for special consideration.
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Let me tell you something.
Accountancy is filled with hardship.
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It's sacrifice.
If you wanted something easy...
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...why didn't you become a dental
hygienist or a car rental person?
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When I had a bleeding ulcer
and I came out of the anaesthetic...
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Somebody's loud and opinionated.
Boy!
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No. The first thing I said was:
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"Where's my adding machine? Where's
my calculator?" That's what I said!
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And let me tell you something else.
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Here, shoes, have a drink.
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You mess with my mother,
you mess with me.
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00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,900
So how did you arrive
at this figure for your tips?
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I guessed.
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You kept track for a period of time
and did a projected estimate.
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I made it up.
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You made it up?
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Now, as a flight instructor
you earned...
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...$9212?
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Really? Hey, that's pretty good.
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- You realize that that's only...
- 177.
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177 dollars a week.
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- It's not my main job.
- You spend most of your time doing it.
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He just said it's not his main job.
Cut him some slack.
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Since I married, I haven't flown.
I'll never work for an airline.
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At this rate there are a lot
of things you won't be doing.
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Unlike your son, Stuart,
who's got a plethora of opportunities.
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00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:36,700
What about Stuart? It's about you,
Mollie and your income tax.
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00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,100
Every two weeks
he calls Mollie for money.
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00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,400
Don't worry. He'll be all right
as soon as he settles down.
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He has a degree in accounting, which is
like money in the bank. Unlike you.
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What do you say we go out
and get some Carvel?
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I got the time if you got the diapers.
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Come on, Mike. Come on. Come on.
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- I can't believe you did that.
- What did I say?
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Ma, you are forever on his case.
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He's a slob, he's belligerent.
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He has the earning capacity
of an illiterate immigrant.
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But I won't say anything
if that's what you want.
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That's what I want.
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That's your baby sister, Julie,
in there. She's kicking.
191
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,300
Now, wait a minute.
My little sister is in my juice cup?
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You want to feel it? Here.
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- Give me your hand.
- Oh, in there.
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00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,600
Don't you hate it when your head
is caught in your placenta?
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I know. Let's play her
a little song, Mom.
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This was always good for me.
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Oh, now I'll never get
that tune out of my head.
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When I have this new baby girl,
I'm gonna need your help, okay?
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00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,700
- And you know why?
- Tell me.
200
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,800
Because you're gonna
be Julie's big brother.
201
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,600
All right! Lay one on me.
202
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,700
- Night-night, honey.
- Night-night.
203
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,500
Remember, you're gonna
be her big brother.
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I'm gonna be a big brother.
205
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,600
I'm gonna be a big brother.
206
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,400
Okay, that feels pretty good.
207
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,900
Here we go. In the...
208
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,700
Not in the nose!
Okay, bottoms up.
209
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:53,300
Do you believe what they're asking
for teddy bears? It's a crime.
210
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,900
Well, I think we got everything.
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Teddy bear, teething rings,
P.J. Sparkles.
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00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,700
Yes, I'll kiss you.
213
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,900
Here you go, Ace. Keep the change.
214
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:12,900
All right, baby, here we go. Gum
this down. No, there's no salt on it.
215
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,700
Hey, punk! Get your own toy.
All right, that's it.
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00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,800
I'll rip your lungs out! Give it
to me! What are you smiling at?
217
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I guess you never messed with
anybody's big brother before.
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Give it!
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There you go. Take that.
220
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,900
Here you go, baby. Yeah, you can
put it back in your mouth.
221
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:46,500
I love you so much.
I'll never let anybody hurt you.
222
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,400
It looks like I got
my work cut out for me.
223
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,500
What did I tell you?
Look at this mess you got us into.
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I told you to take 48th.
You should have taken 48th!
225
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,200
48th is just as bad.
226
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,900
Take a quick left.
We'll shoot over to 46th.
227
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,100
Poor Daddy, hanging out
with buttholes all day long.
228
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,500
You didn't take the left!
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Want to think about
getting toys in here?
230
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I mean, it's lonely in the front seat.
231
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I'll just push this.
That doesn't work.
232
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There we go. There's something.
I think I broke it.
233
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,300
There it goes, right back on.
He didn't even see me.
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Pull over.
I can walk faster than this.
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All right, fine. Walk.
That's...
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Two dollars. Here you go.
237
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,100
Wait. My kid must have
pushed the button!
238
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,400
Too bad. Don't bring him to work.
239
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,400
Oh, man!
240
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,700
Did you push the button?
241
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,700
Yeah. I think I did.
242
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,900
Want some cookie?
It's a little moist but take a bite.
243
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,500
- Did you bring the shoebox?
- What shoebox?
244
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,000
- Stop fighting.
- Did you look in the closet?
245
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,300
You know what I'm talking about.
246
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,900
All right. Okay. All right.
Come on. All right, all right!
247
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:15,100
Now, let's discuss
this bad business loan.
248
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,700
Basically, their Uncle Ernie...
249
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:23,100
...convinced them that it'd be a great
idea to call their restaurant...
250
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,300
...Eat Me Raw.
251
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,600
It was a great idea. It was gonna
have sushi, steak tartar...
252
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,500
...and raw vegetables.
253
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,100
- Crudities.
- Exactly. You know.
254
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,800
It had a quixotic quality.
255
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,300
People thought
it was an X-rated movie house.
256
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,500
- But they still wanted to eat there.
- Everybody was offended.
257
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,800
Yes, but they still
wanted to eat there.
258
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,500
- Are you okay?
- I think I'm just going into labour.
259
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,900
That's it. It's time
to blow this pop stand.
260
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,900
Jeez, I'm all cramped.
And this thing!
261
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,400
- Do you want us to reschedule?
- No, no.
262
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,900
You know, these things take hours,
believe me.
263
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,400
All right, let's discuss
this $1200 loss.
264
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200
- I believe that was the salmon.
- Salmon?
265
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,700
The whole idea of sushi
is that it's fresh.
266
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:17,800
I ate at a five-star restaurant last
week. And they gave me frozen sushi.
267
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
- I don't think so.
- I believe so. Cold.
268
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,800
You're so naive
when it comes to frozen sushi.
269
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,400
This'll teach me to accessorize.
270
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,300
Did Uncle Ernie have any experience
in the restaurant business?
271
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,300
No.
272
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,600
Ernie was more of an idea man.
273
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,200
That's giving him a lot of credit.
274
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,700
Do you have the books?
275
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,400
- The books. Yeah, books.
- What do you mean?
276
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,400
Papers with numbers on them!
Debits and credits!
277
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,100
- We don't have any of that!
- Do not yell at him!
278
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,100
Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid
idea and they lost their shirts!
279
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,100
So just allow the fucking deduction!
280
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,000
I heard life is short,
but this is ridiculous.
281
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,100
Don't be alarmed.
Now, your baby is in distress.
282
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,100
- What?! What's wrong?
- We're going to do a cesarean.
283
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,400
- Rona! Where is she?
- She's right through there.
284
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,700
Hey, Mikey. You're gonna
be a big brother, doll!
285
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,100
You know what, Rona?
286
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,800
I'm just the right kid for the job.
287
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,900
- Did my husband get here yet?
- We called him. He's coming.
288
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,100
Clamp.
289
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,500
- Honey?
- James, the baby's in trouble.
290
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,000
She's okay. She's coming right out.
291
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,200
Well, at least I've achieved
most of my goals.
292
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,900
Sponge. Get that.
293
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,300
Honey, everything's good.
294
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,300
Scissors.
295
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,100
It's okay.
296
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,400
Look at that. Interesting.
297
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,400
Almost there. Just a bit longer.
298
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,300
- Bladder retractor.
- Educational.
299
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,200
- Hold this bladder, please.
- It's kind of...
300
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,800
Let's get this bladder.
301
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,600
I'm fine. It's...
302
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,400
I guess this is the end.
303
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,200
Here she comes.
304
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:17,000
No! My neck! My neck!
Hey, you with the scissors!
305
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,100
Cut me some slack here!
306
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,400
There you go.
307
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,800
Jeez! For crying out loud!
308
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,800
Is she really okay?
309
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,200
She's fine.
310
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,700
How about him?
311
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,800
He'll be all right.
312
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,300
There you go.
313
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,000
Oh, my poor, sweet baby.
314
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,200
I'm gonna take
extra special care of you.
315
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,700
Hey, you look a lot better
from the outside.
316
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,100
I'll take her now.
317
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,700
- Where am I going?
- Where're they taking her?
318
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,500
In observation.
319
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,400
What happened to my quality time?
320
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,800
Bye, honey. Bye, honey.
321
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,800
I don't want to go anyplace!
322
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,400
Bye-bye, honey. Bye-bye.
323
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,400
First a lousy birth and now this.
324
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,900
Jeez, life sucks!
325
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,200
- You're next.
- Oh, I hope so.
326
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,000
- Bye, doll.
- Bye, Daddy.
327
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,500
- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
328
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,900
Hey, Pop!
329
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,200
Hi, honey. How's your head?
330
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,700
Mikey, this is your sister, Julie.
331
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,300
Hi, Julie. Welcome to the outside.
I'm your big brother, Mikey.
332
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,100
I'll be in charge of you
for the next few years.
333
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,300
Smacking you around, getting you
in shape, teaching you things.
334
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,100
Anything you need, ask.
335
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,200
Who's this asshole?
336
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,600
Say no more.
You're tired after all that travelling.
337
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,800
That long trip down the birth canal.
338
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,900
Stop. You're killing me.
339
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,400
I got you something
for coming into the world.
340
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,900
Here. Have a cow, honey.
341
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,500
Get away!
342
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,400
Fine. Don't have a cow.
343
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,500
- Eddie, let's get a apple juice.
- No, I'm into my training thing.
344
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,200
What training thing?
345
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,500
I'm wearing the training pants, man.
346
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,900
Don't tell me you're going along
with this potty business.
347
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,500
We have to,
because the Toilet Man says so.
348
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,000
Who?
349
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,100
Mr. Toilet Man eats
your doo doo and your pee pee.
350
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,900
So I say, give it to him.
351
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,500
Eat your doo doo and pee pee?
Who said that?!
352
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:01,100
- My mother. You calling her a liar?
- No.
353
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,100
She told me that
diapers are for babies.
354
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:10,400
But eat your doo doo and your pee pee?
The thought is too hideous!
355
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,200
- Oh, yeah?
- Tell you what.
356
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,500
Let's take my sister for a walk.
357
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,800
All right.
358
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,100
Quick, while the moms aren't looking.
359
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,500
Let's take her to the zoo
and leave her there.
360
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,200
He would have a friend.
361
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,100
She won't like the lions.
362
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,000
And they're both schmucks.
363
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,000
- Mommy! Mommy!
- Wait, wait.
364
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,900
Uh-oh. Busted.
365
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:36,200
- Oh, honey, you okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
366
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,400
Don't take your sister away.
Mommy's heart jumped into her throat.
367
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Do you have to be so graphic?
368
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,500
I was taking her for a walk.
I thought she'd have a good time.
369
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:47,700
I'm sorry.
370
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,600
Are you okay, sweetheart?
371
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,300
Here, let me give you a present.
Here. What's this?
372
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,800
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
373
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,900
Well, it's hospital garbage.
They make crack pipes out of these.
374
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,900
- Let me see your hands.
- My hands are okay, Ma.
375
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,000
- Don't.
- Give Mommy your hands.
376
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,400
No, please. They're okay.
They're clean.
377
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,200
That is it.
I have had it with this park!
378
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,500
Sorry. She didn't mean
to throw that on you.
379
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,000
Mikey, time to go to bed.
380
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,200
I told him he could watch a video.
381
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,900
He needs to go to bed.
382
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,200
But I promised
he could finish watching the video.
383
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,200
He can finish it tomorrow.
He's tired.
384
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,100
- Don't undermine me.
- You don't undermine me!
385
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,000
- Let's take it outside.
- Okay.
386
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,600
Because she's a baby
I have to go to bed early.
387
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,600
What're you looking at?
388
00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,200
If I say Mikey can do something
and you say he can't...
389
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,400
...then you cut my nuts off.
How can I be a good dad?
390
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,800
You're the man
so you make the decisions?
391
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:10,000
I don't get to make all the decisions
because I'm the man!
392
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:15,000
Look, if I promise him something,
don't make me look like an asshole.
393
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,000
- You're doing a good job yourself!
- Keep it down out there, please?
394
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,500
I am his mother.
395
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:24,800
I see my tired baby sitting there,
and I know he's got to get up early.
396
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,000
- For what?
- Because I'm taking him to baby gym.
397
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,000
Oh, no. Not baby gym.
398
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,000
- He needs to socialize with kids.
- Go to the park.
399
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,400
I'm not taking him
to the park anymore!
400
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,100
You know what he did?
He picked up a crack pipe.
401
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,900
- Throw it out.
- He could get diseases from that!
402
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,200
You're so scared! You're gonna
bring him up to be a real crybaby.
403
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,600
I am going to baby gym.
I don't see why you care anyway.
404
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,900
- What's that mean?
- What do you mean, what's it mean?
405
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:55,600
It means that it's your money
so I'm not supposed to care.
406
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,500
- I didn't say that.
- It's what you think.
407
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,500
You earn more money
so you can make the decisions...
408
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,600
...and I'm out of here.
- I do not!
409
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,200
I have never, ever
brought up money before!
410
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400
Why does everything
have to be your way?
411
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600
It doesn't!
412
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,200
- Shut up!
- Shut up, you!
413
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,000
Let's take stock here.
414
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,600
My brother is 27 pounds of stupid.
415
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,700
My parents are okay separately
but as a couple, they stink.
416
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,100
Why don't you just put me
in a fucking dress, okay?
417
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:29,200
I guess you're my only friend, Herbie.
418
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,000
Intellectually it takes at least
three dates to know somebody.
419
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,000
But emotionally, I'll just look at the
way he'll eat something disgusting.
420
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,500
Like chili dogs.
421
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:42,600
This voice inside me says you can't
spend the next 60 years with him.
422
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,800
- You're planning on living a long time.
- You know what I mean.
423
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
You and James have been
together forever.
424
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,800
Yeah, a year and a half.
425
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,400
For a non-obsessive relationship,
that's pretty good.
426
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,500
- You know what I hate?
- What?
427
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,200
I hate the way James is always
telling me how to take care of Mikey.
428
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,100
I carried the kid for nine months.
429
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,500
I went through labour and the pain.
430
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:08,400
I know what I'm doing. I should
be lord and emperor of that child.
431
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,800
I think maybe he just
gets frustrated, you know?
432
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,900
Because he doesn't have a job
that he loves. Like we do.
433
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,000
We're really lucky.
434
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,300
- I don't know what to do.
- I don't know what to say.
435
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:25,000
You know what you have to do? You
have to take control of the situation.
436
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,100
You can't wait for this schmendrick
to get his act together.
437
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,800
He is not a schmendrick.
He is a good father.
438
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,100
For your information,
he works real hard.
439
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:37,400
That's the trouble.
He works his ass off for nothing.
440
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:40,400
Now Daddy has an account
with Corporate Pilots.
441
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,200
They earn between 30
and 50,000 dollars a year.
442
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,700
I wish James could get
a job like that.
443
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,200
I'm way ahead of you.
We already asked.
444
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,300
James has to call Freddie.
Tell him how many hours, what planes.
445
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:57,200
No. Ma, you know, if James
had a job that he really loved...
446
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,700
...and he could make money,
that would be great for us.
447
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,300
And you have Daddy to thank.
448
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,600
- Six. Six.
- A dollar.
449
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,000
Six dollar. Yeah. Seven?
450
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,800
A card's a card.
Why do you have to name them all?
451
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,400
What kind of equipment do they fly?
452
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,700
I don't know. You'll find out.
453
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,600
At least with my job I can fly
different types of aeroplanes.
454
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,100
Jimmy, what does it matter?
A jet's a jet.
455
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,900
Well, you don't love flying,
so it wouldn't matter to you.
456
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,500
This isn't about what aeroplanes
they have to fly. What is it?
457
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,700
You want to know what it is?
It's your mother, okay?
458
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,000
- They're controlling your life.
- They do not control my life.
459
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,000
Why are you and your brother
accountants?
460
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,600
Because we dearly love it.
461
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,500
Oh, come on!
462
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,300
You dearly love being accountants?
463
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,500
I do. It deals with my favourite
things, numbers and people.
464
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,900
And they check our tax return every
year just to make me look stupid.
465
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,500
That isn't true!
You said it was okay.
466
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,100
Maybe it's not.
467
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,400
Look, don't take the job.
I don't care.
468
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,900
Fine. I won't.
469
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,400
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
470
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,500
Oh, sweetheart.
471
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,700
- I was just trying to help.
- I know you were helping me.
472
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,100
I thought that if you did something
you loved, you'd be happier.
473
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,000
I shouldn't have said anything.
474
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:52,600
My mom and dad were trying to help
so they talked to their friends.
475
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,700
- Now you hate them.
- I don't hate them.
476
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,600
I have always been really
nice to your mother.
477
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:01,500
Honey, look, I'll call Freddie
tomorrow, okay?
478
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:04,000
Don't call him just
because I'm bawling.
479
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,800
I'll find out what it's all about,
and I won't promise you anything.
480
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,800
It won't be because you're crying.
481
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,800
Okay. All right, give me a kiss.
482
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,000
Who the hell is that?
483
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:27,200
Who is it? Damn it.
It must be some kind of nut!
484
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
Here, let me open it. What?
485
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,400
- Do you know who I hate?
- Stuart!
486
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,700
How you doing? You're back!
This is my brother. This is James.
487
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:42,400
I hate these Orientals! They're
buying up this country. You know why?
488
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,200
- He's the accountant for Mitsubishi.
- Not anymore.
489
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,700
Americans have turned themselves
into fat-assed lazy slobs...
490
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,000
...who'd rather sell their toes
than get up and walk a block.
491
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,800
- Could I stay here for a while?
- As long as you want.
492
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,600
I'll make up the couch! Yes!
493
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,800
Oh, what a dilemma.
Do I stay or do I pee?
494
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,900
What if Eddie said was true?
495
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,200
Mr. Toilet Man eating your pee pee?
496
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,800
Oh, well, I guess
I really don't believe that.
497
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,200
But then, on the other hand,
what if there is a Mr. Toilet Man?
498
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,600
Well, I think I better just turn
the light on just to make sure.
499
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,800
Just as I thought.
500
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,200
Just a regular old toilet, huh?
501
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,700
Wait till I tell Eddie about this.
502
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,000
Eddie and his bonehead ideas.
503
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,400
Hey, you! You little pisser!
I'm talking to you!
504
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,200
You're supposed to give me pee pee!
505
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,000
Where's that pee pee?
We're talking about pee pee!
506
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,900
- I need that pee pee!
- Oh, no! Mr. Toilet Man!
507
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:55,400
Listen, I've had it with you!
You'd better give me that pee pee.
508
00:31:55,700 --> 00:32:00,200
Give it to me or the next time you
sit on me, I'll bite off your tushy!
509
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,200
It's okay, honey. Mommy's here.
510
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200
- Mommy's here. Oh, sweetheart.
- Mommy. Daddy. Potty.
511
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,800
- It's just a dream.
- The Toilet Man.
512
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,400
It was scary.
513
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,000
- You know what it is?
- Get a load of those eyebrows.
514
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,900
- It's a country of showoffs.
- What's the deal with eyebrows?
515
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,200
Eyes I understand.
516
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:30,000
Mouths I understand. But eyebrows?
517
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,200
I wonder if I'll have a set like his.
518
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,700
Daddy doesn't have a set like his.
519
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,800
- Good luck with your job interview.
- It's confusing.
520
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,700
I guess I'll learn some day.
521
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,300
- I want him out of the house.
- We're going out!
522
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:49,100
We're getting ready to go out!
I'm so ex cited!
523
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,600
- Daddy, don't take my nose!
- I got your nose.
524
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,100
- Goodbye, Mommy's honey bunny.
- Hi, Mommy.
525
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,900
Let's take the Play-Doh.
526
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,500
There's something I saw earlier
that I'd like to build and if you...
527
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,000
Mom?
528
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,600
Daddy.
529
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,700
Where'd everybody go?
530
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,000
What have I done to deserve this?
531
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,400
Julie, don't worry.
I'll take care of you.
532
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,700
You're too little!
533
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,200
You should have seen my brother
as a kid. He was so cute and sweet!
534
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,200
But no matter what he did,
he'd get in trouble.
535
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,100
Everyone was always screaming at him.
536
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,700
Daddy was screaming.
537
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
He looks just like Leon!
538
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,800
- Everybody looks like Leon.
- You think so?
539
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,100
I think if he was in a loving
environment, like my house...
540
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:43,700
... that he would really
straighten out.
541
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,800
Yeah, right and shutting down.
542
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:55,900
Thanks, Bill.
543
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,400
Okay, here we are.
544
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,900
- Excuse me. Here we go.
- Where's the briefcase?
545
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,100
- Did you leave it on the plane?
- No.
546
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,500
One minute.
547
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,000
- I'll lock up.
- You bet.
548
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,100
All right, here we are. Thank you.
549
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,600
Good night.
550
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,300
Dickface.
551
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,000
Jeez.
552
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,700
- Hi, Elvis.
- Hey, Priscilla.
553
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,200
How'd it go?
554
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,900
Which part? Blaming me for
turbulence spilling wine on them...
555
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,000
...or bawling me out for weak coffee?
556
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,500
You just got a couple of creeps.
557
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,100
Didn't it feel great not worrying
about driving the cab?
558
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,100
Didn't that make it worthwhile?
559
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,300
I love flying a Lear jet.
It's just this beeper lifestyle.
560
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,400
You're on call anytime.
561
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:51,000
That means we can't plan vacations.
What about the kids?
562
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,200
Am I a waiter or a pilot?
563
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,100
Other than that, how did you like it?
564
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,700
- Did you like it?
- Yeah.
565
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
You liked it! I knew you would.
566
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,400
All right, I think I'm gonna try it.
Yeah, yeah, it's solid.
567
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,800
I gotta be honest with myself here.
568
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:12,100
I'm a failure as a big brother.
Look at her.
569
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,300
And I'm going, I'm going, I'm...
570
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,700
... kidding myself.
571
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,200
I try and teach her to crawl,
she's bouncing like a spaniel.
572
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:21,800
Here I go.
573
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:27,000
- Yeah, I'm going.
- Wait a minute. She's up.
574
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,800
She's mobile. She's moving.
575
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,600
She's heading right for my toys.
576
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,400
Maybe I better show her
about toys right away...
577
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,000
... before she does something drastic
to one of my toys.
578
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,800
Let me show you something.
579
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:46,000
These are all toys, right?
Some are mine, some are yours.
580
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:49,300
- The difference is I have great toys.
- Let me see.
581
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,200
- You have all these stupid, baby toys.
- Can I see that? I like it.
582
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600
Of course you do.
It's a big-boy toy.
583
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,600
Can't I see it for a little?
584
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:02,300
You can't have it. You think
you can jump into a toy like this?
585
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:06,100
- Grow up, kid.
- Jeez, he's always so mean to me.
586
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:10,400
- Here's a toy you can play with.
- I don't like balls!
587
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,700
Don't cry again.
588
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,200
Freeze!
589
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,500
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
590
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,700
Why do you have a gun in my house?
There are kids here!
591
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,000
It's not loaded.
592
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,300
People say that when
they accidentally kill someone.
593
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,200
"I didn't think it was loaded."
594
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,500
You guys make me laugh.
You're really funny.
595
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,600
You stock up your cabinets
with bottled water and flashlights.
596
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,200
But what do you think'll happen
when the shit hits the fan?
597
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,000
Like earthquakes or flash floods
or mud slides.
598
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,600
Or just chaos and horror,
people dying in the streets.
599
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,300
And you're sitting pretty
with your bottled water.
600
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,400
Now the guy next door,
he's got one of these.
601
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,300
Who's gonna go thirsty?
602
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,800
Him or you?
603
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,400
I mean...
604
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,200
...think about it.
605
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,800
You're nuts.
606
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,200
Mollie, I don't want that maniac
around the kids.
607
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,100
- He's their uncle.
- He sleeps with a gun.
608
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:24,300
- He does not.
- He tried to shoot me when I came in.
609
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:26,500
Stewball?
610
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,100
- Do you have a gun in there?
- It's not loaded.
611
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,900
It's not loaded.
612
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I need some cover.
613
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,300
If I drink out of a Styrofoam cup,
you give me a two-hour lecture.
614
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:42,700
But Travis Bickle moves in with a
semiautomatic weapon and it's okay?
615
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,300
This is New York.
Women carry guns in their purses.
616
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,800
Most people have them
in their nightstands.
617
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,500
Jimmy, if a little unloaded gun
makes him feel better...
618
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,100
Makes him feel better?
619
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:58,800
Maybe climbing a tower and shooting
students would make him feel better.
620
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,500
Jeez.
621
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,800
Okay now, this might sound
like a stupid question...
622
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,800
... but where is Julie's penis?
623
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:39,800
Is it in the tub, maybe?
Did she break it off?
624
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,300
- No penis.
- Oh, it's okay.
625
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,400
He wants to know why
Julie doesn't have a penis.
626
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:49,900
- What?
- Tell him about boys and girls.
627
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:53,900
- Not at this age, honey.
- Just tell him why we're different.
628
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:56,900
You do it. I told him
about the potty bit.
629
00:38:57,100 --> 00:39:01,400
All right, take Julie.
Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy.
630
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,800
Mikey...
631
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,200
...Julie is a girl
and you are a boy, okay?
632
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,200
Little boys have penises, but girls
don't because they don't need them.
633
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:15,200
It's like Mommy. Mommy is a girl,
so I don't have a penis.
634
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,800
But she's got some set of balls.
635
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:22,400
- But Daddy is a big?
- Penis.
636
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,100
That's right.
637
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,300
Here we go. What's that?
638
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,400
A penis.
639
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:37,100
- This one?
- No penis.
640
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:40,400
That's good! He understands.
What's this?
641
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,700
Tough call.
642
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,200
Oh, boy, was that stupid or what?
It was very stupid.
643
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,500
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
644
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,800
You see, at this age people have
the tendency to have a heart attack.
645
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,200
You can do that.
You just go up and down.
646
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,700
But eventually you have a heart attack.
Jump up and down like that.
647
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,800
And don't forget to breathe!
648
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
A lot of times people just
drop dead here, and you say:
649
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,900
"Ed, what happened?"
"I forgot to breathe."
650
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,100
Just jump. Jump up and down.
651
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,900
Yes, like that. Fine.
652
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,600
You like this house?
It's a very good house.
653
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,700
Is it me or is this guy weird?
654
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,700
Just rip my whole face off.
655
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,600
She rips my face off and you punch me.
656
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,200
I've never had so much fun
in my life!
657
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,800
Check out the blond on the monkey
bars. You can see up her dress!
658
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,900
That's Sheila. We played doctor.
659
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,600
Played... Where?
660
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:40,000
Over there,
behind that bean bag thing.
661
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:41,600
You dog!
662
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,400
Got another house call.
663
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,400
Eddie gets all the girls.
664
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,800
He's not wearing a diaper.
665
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:52,300
Maybe I ought to try
this potty thing.
666
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,900
When you have to pee,
you jump up and down.
667
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:58,300
But sometimes nothing has to come out.
668
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,400
So you try to jump up and down
a little more.
669
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,800
And I don't have to pee.
670
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,700
I don't have to pee.
671
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,800
I do have to pee,
and I better go somewhere.
672
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:17,300
Here I go. Okay.
Now's the time. I just...
673
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,200
That stuff really sneaks up on you.
674
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,800
I want a bowl of Kraft caramel pieces.
675
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:37,600
WWF Wrestling Buddies, the
rough-and-ready wrestlers from Tonka!
676
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,200
Wrestling Buddies by Tonka?
I want one of those!
677
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Here comes the new Cobra Hammerhead.
678
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,700
The Cobra Hammerhead'll
sink those Joes!
679
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,400
I need a Cobra Hammerhead!
680
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,500
Hey, I want a Cobra Camerahead.
681
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,200
It's for boys. Jeez.
682
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:56,100
- Hey, Priscilla.
- Hi, Elvis.
683
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,800
- Mikey, guess what I got you?
- A Cobra Hammerhead?
684
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,100
- An aeroplane!
- Oh, man.
685
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,600
It's a Lear 24,
just like your dad flies.
686
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,000
One day I'll take you to the airport.
You can sit with me.
687
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,600
- Want to do that?
- No.
688
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:17,400
Man, I have never been more insulted.
689
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,200
I get up for this job interview
today. Everything's great.
690
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,500
It's for this liberal organization.
691
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,900
Which one?
692
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,700
I don't know. The American Foundation
of Crybabies or some shit.
693
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,100
He tells me the salary,
and I wanted to kick his ass.
694
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:37,200
- Who does he think he's talking to?
- Are you hungry?
695
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,800
I'm checking out
the Faster Pussycats.
696
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,600
That'll be fun for you.
697
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:44,500
- You think I could borrow $20?
- Sure.
698
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,100
Hey, Stuart? Nice jacket.
699
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,800
Do you mind? I got a date.
700
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,100
I guess not.
701
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:54,800
Here. And I want you to take this.
This is mad money.
702
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,100
And don't take the subway.
There's a lot of weirdos. Take a cab.
703
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,700
- There's a lot of weirdos there?
- Yeah. You take a cab. Bye.
704
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,500
I don't mind that every job interview
he goes up on, he gets upset.
705
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:12,800
It doesn't really bother me
that he takes my clothes.
706
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,600
I can even put up with
his Fascist views.
707
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:19,100
But you know what bothers me?
What really ticks me off?
708
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:21,300
Is this and this!
709
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,100
He drinks everything but a drop,
then puts it back.
710
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,900
He takes bites of everything,
then puts it back.
711
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:30,600
He reads our magazines, hides them
before we get to read them!
712
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,600
- I'll have a talk with him.
- No, I want him out.
713
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:36,000
- He doesn't have a place.
- Your mother's.
714
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,600
They'd kill each other.
715
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Why do you put him ahead of me?
716
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:41,500
- I don't.
- You do.
717
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,100
Decide, him or me.
718
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,700
You can't ask me to choose
between you and my family!
719
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,000
He's still family at your mother's.
720
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,900
I won't kick him out. And I hate you
for asking me to do this.
721
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:57,100
- You hate me?
- You're being mean and selfish.
722
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,000
- You're inconsiderate and stubborn.
- Oh, yeah?
723
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,300
I think you are a big, stupid slob!
724
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,200
I think you're big and stupid!
725
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,900
I may be big, but I am not stupid!
So you just get out of here!
726
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,300
- I pay half the rent!
- I pay all the utilities!
727
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,100
Fine!
728
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,300
Elvis is leaving the building!
729
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:22,500
Hey, I don't want him to go.
730
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,100
What happened?
731
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,800
Oh, yeah? Chase my daddy away,
I'll show you.
732
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,000
Here, here. Go ahead.
733
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,900
Hey, that's mine!
734
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,500
All the yelling. Here's what
I think of your little friend!
735
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,400
Oh, no!
736
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,600
Bye-bye, birdie!
Think you're a bird?
737
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,000
Let's see if you can fly now.
738
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,600
Oh, my friend!
739
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,500
You hurt my friend.
740
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,100
You creep!
741
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,400
- Who is it?
- It's me, Rona.
742
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,700
- Hi, hon.
- You mind if I stay the night?
743
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,700
I'm too scared to go to
my apartment. I was robbed.
744
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,700
Of course you can. What happened?
745
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:35,800
I went to put the key in the door
and I saw it was a little open.
746
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,300
I peeked in and the place was wrecked.
747
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,200
- What'd they get?
- Everything.
748
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,100
They got my telephone,
my stereo, my camera.
749
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,800
They got my grandfather's gold watch,
that pocket watch?
750
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,000
They got all my costume jewellery.
And some was really expensive.
751
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:54,300
The worst thing's the mess!
Everything was thrown around.
752
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,400
- Just when I was getting organized.
- Freeze!
753
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,800
Stuart, put the gun down.
754
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,600
Rona, this is my brother, Stuart.
755
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,600
Hi. What a surprise.
Mollie never said she had a brother.
756
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,500
Sorry for aiming this at you.
757
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,900
That's okay. No one was killed.
758
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,300
Come on. You can stay
in my room tonight.
759
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,700
It's nice meeting you.
760
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,700
Mollie said some wonderful things
about you.
761
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,700
- I'm not gonna tell you again.
- Move.
762
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,600
- You shove over. This is my side.
- Get your arm away.
763
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,900
You afraid you'll get recognized?
764
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:49,200
- Bitchin' wheels.
- Ex cept I gotta ride beside her.
765
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,100
- Buzz off.
- Get your finger out of my eye.
766
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:54,200
You got a sister?
767
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,900
Better for you.
768
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,000
Mom tells them to be good,
they poke you in the eye.
769
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,200
Worse... Try and stay with me
when I'm talking to you.
770
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,400
What I'm saying is
your parents forget about you.
771
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:10,000
No, dude. Don't say that.
772
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,100
Well, the way it's going...
773
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,400
- See you later.
- I gotta bail, dude.
774
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:20,300
Mommy is so funny. She's always
doing something so inventive.
775
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:24,000
She's the greatest.
She's so clever.
776
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:28,100
Imagine using your hand
and turning it into a duck.
777
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,400
Sure, sure, laugh now.
778
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:36,700
Wait'll they take that big sharp
thing and stick you with it.
779
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,200
I hope they don't stick me today.
780
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,900
She'll be knocked out from the shot...
781
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,300
...so no operating heavy machinery.
782
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,800
I'm only 1,
and I know that's not funny.
783
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,100
What's that?
784
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,400
I can't watch this part.
785
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:56,100
Oh, my God!
786
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,800
Smarts, does it?
Hurts just a little?
787
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:03,000
Will this pain ever go away?!
788
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,500
Maybe it will. Maybe it won't.
789
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,400
Hey, look at this.
Look what I'm doing.
790
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,300
I'm walking.
791
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,400
Oh, my tush hurts.
792
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,800
Hey! My friend's back.
793
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,800
Now I remember.
794
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,000
He killed my friend.
795
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,600
As God is my witness,
I'm going to learn to walk...
796
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,000
... and get the hell out of here!
797
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,800
Mike, what do you say we see a movie?
798
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,600
What do you say you carry me
around for once?
799
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,600
Yeah, bite my teething ring.
800
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,400
All right, we got Schwarzenegger,
and we got Betty Boop.
801
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:52,600
Tough call. They're both really built.
They both talk funny.
802
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:54,100
What would Arnold say?
803
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,800
He'd say, " Do it. Why don't you do it?
You are here. See my movie."
804
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,400
I think they're a little young,
don't you?
805
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,700
Yeah, he says we're too young.
806
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,700
You're not gonna pull...
807
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:10,300
... the "Sir, my kid left her shoe
inside. Can I go get it?" gag?
808
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:13,700
He won't go for it.
809
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:16,600
Sir, my kid left her shoe inside.
Can we get it?
810
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,200
- Thanks.
- Okay, I guess he went for it.
811
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,900
Mike, here. Remember
your obnoxious routine, okay?
812
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:26,200
- Remember it? I live for it.
- Say popcorn.
813
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,700
Popcorn! Popcorn!
814
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,100
Can I help you?
815
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,700
Yeah, the kids knocked over
the popcorn in the theatre.
816
00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:34,300
Popcorn, popcorn!
817
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,200
All right, calm down.
Just a minute.
818
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,600
Hey, I can be obnoxious too!
819
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,900
Just go.
820
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,800
Oh, no, really? You're great.
Thanks.
821
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah. It's all right.
822
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,200
Always works.
823
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,500
Now look, you guys,
you know I'll be home soon.
824
00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:01,800
If your mother doesn't stop bossing
me around, I'll never be a good dad.
825
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:05,800
I know that ice cream doesn't
make up for me not being home.
826
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,600
Yeah, well, it's a good start.
827
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,400
I miss you kids so much.
828
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,100
Please don't be mad at me
whatever she says, okay?
829
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,600
Remember, this has nothing
to do with you guys, all right?
830
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,100
It's not your fault,
and it's not your fault.
831
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,700
- I think it is his fault.
- I think it's your fault.
832
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,900
Me? You're the bad one.
833
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,200
I miss you so much.
834
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,700
Pop.
835
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,000
- You miss me?
- Yeah.
836
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,600
Ick. Male bonding makes me sick.
837
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,300
She needs to be changed.
838
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:47,600
Hi.
839
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,300
There you go, Mike.
840
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,600
Jimmy, have you given any more thought
to what we talked about?
841
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,100
What? You mean my being
a big stupid slob?
842
00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:01,000
We gotta boom-a-boom, a-boom-boom.
843
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,000
Or my being selfish
and you wanting me out?
844
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:08,000
I got upset. I didn't think
you appreciated me getting that job.
845
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,500
- Mikey, stop it!
- All right, I'll do it soft.
846
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:16,100
I'm not one of the kids.
I can do things for myself.
847
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:19,500
Like becoming a pilot
when you fly two hours a week?
848
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:23,500
- It'll take until you're 50.
- For your information, I got a job.
849
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,900
- We got a boom, baby, boom...
- Knock it off!
850
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,700
Why'd they do that?
He was just working his plate.
851
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,600
I'm sorry, Julie.
852
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,000
Night, baby.
853
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,200
I said to this guy,
"What are you, some kind of idiot?"
854
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,100
I did!
I said, "File a schedule C."
855
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,700
That's right!
856
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:31,800
You would, huh?
857
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:34,800
- Would what?
- File a schedule C?
858
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,700
Yeah, I would.
859
00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:52,200
Okay, I can do it holding on.
860
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,300
But I wonder if I can make it
all the way to the couch.
861
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,300
All right, here goes nothing.
862
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:10,100
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
863
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,900
I'm getting there. Yes!
864
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,400
I did it!
865
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,500
I made it! I walked!
866
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,400
Honey, you walked! You walked!
867
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,500
Stuart! You walked!
868
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,200
James! Julie...
869
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,800
Jimmy called. He'll pick up the kids.
870
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:40,800
Did he ask to talk to me at all?
871
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,800
It's only been a couple days.
872
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,400
Okay, fine, fine. Let's work.
873
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:49,100
I got a spouse who wants to
contribute into an IRA account.
874
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,100
Her husband's covered by a pension.
875
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,100
You'd lose a $2000 deduction.
876
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:56,600
I think you're being lazy.
877
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,600
You need to do a separate
and a joint return.
878
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,300
- I know.
- I know you know.
879
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,500
I know you know I know.
880
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:06,600
Get a load of this asshole here.
He's a teacher.
881
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,200
He figures that
his chair and his desk...
882
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,300
...are 1/4 of his six-room apartment.
883
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,800
So he deducts
1/24 of his residence as work space.
884
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,600
- Stuart, you can't do that.
- It's only 1/24. Who will care?
885
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,000
He has a classroom
and a teacher's lounge.
886
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,600
And that's employer-provided
work space.
887
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,200
- You're strict.
- You could get away with it.
888
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,600
You want to be a criminal? Good.
889
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,300
What is wrong?
890
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,600
Well, look at us!
891
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:38,200
It's Saturday at 10:00,
and we're here with our 10-40s.
892
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,600
It's tax season!
893
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,500
I don't care.
We should be out having fun.
894
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,100
Hey, this is fun.
895
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,500
I know what's wrong.
896
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:50,200
- I know what you're thinking.
- What?
897
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,200
"What's Jimmy doing?
He's out having a ball."
898
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,000
Yeah, "ball" being the operative word.
899
00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:58,000
Mollie, come on.
900
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,700
He's probably on his sister's couch,
watching TV.
901
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,700
No, he's probably getting laid.
902
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,000
Thank you very much, Stuart!
903
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,600
Mr. Wonderful, my brother.
904
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,300
- It's just a physical thing.
- Just work.
905
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:14,800
- Rona, let's go get something to eat.
- Okay, let's go.
906
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,300
My wife would never let me
drive with the top down.
907
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,300
She'd say it causes skin cancer.
908
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:42,100
And she'd say these cause emphysema.
And this causes liver disease.
909
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,900
Oh, man!
910
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:58,200
What a rush! Oh, man!
My wife would have hated that.
911
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,100
How dull!
You have to have some fun in life.
912
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:04,600
You know what her idea
of living dangerously is?
913
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,900
Forgetting one of her vitamins.
914
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:11,100
What a snail!
Hey, let's go get some pork.
915
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
You okay?
916
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:26,300
Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James
would get here, so I can go to work.
917
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,800
Okay, you little brat,
let go of her head.
918
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:32,200
Let go! Just, just...
Hey! Everybody in the circle.
919
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,800
Everybody in the circle.
Just get in the circle!
920
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,900
Everybody together.
Who am I talking to here?
921
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,100
Now, Eddie, run this potty thing
by me once more.
922
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,000
You gotta take control
of the situation.
923
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,700
How do you do that?
924
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:51,100
You gotta say, "Hey, yo, pee pee,
I know you're in there.
925
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:53,500
But you're not coming out
till I say so!"
926
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,300
And the pee pees listen to you?
927
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,400
Sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.
928
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,400
That's what grownups are for.
929
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:03,700
- Hey, buster, what are you doing?
- Nothing.
930
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:06,200
Hey, Joey. Need some help?
931
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,100
Get in a circle!
Indians dance in a circle! Help me!
932
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:12,400
Jews and Italians dance in circles.
933
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,700
- They like it.
- Let's help Joey out.
934
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:16,800
Do that step we do.
935
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,700
Do this, kids.
936
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,200
Good! All right!
937
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,900
- Elvis! Elvis!
- Elvis, my man!
938
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:36,000
Come on! Dance! Dance!
Come on, damn it, I'll slap you!
939
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,500
- Hey, twist. Twist!
- Turn, turn.
940
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,600
Come on, twist.
941
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,000
Follow me. That's it.
942
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:50,300
Follow him.
Here, I'll give you a dollar.
943
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:11,600
- Hey, showoff. Get out of here.
- Hey, Mike.
944
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:35,100
Oh, I'm having a stroke!
Oh, boy!
945
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,500
Come here, Elvis.
I'm your kid, not them.
946
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:54,900
You hit me. You hit me.
947
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,900
Hey, Mollie. See you later.
948
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:06,700
What's with him?
He acts like I don't even exist.
949
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,500
I don't get it. Am I losing it?
950
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,600
Oh, man, Julie, if we're gonna
get your daddy back...
951
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,100
...we're gonna have
to do some serious packaging.
952
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,900
- Are you with me, kid?
- Yeah, let's dress up for Daddy!
953
01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:36,600
- Jimmy, hi.
- Hey, Rona. You look good.
954
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,700
- Thanks, doll.
- All right, big boy. I'll see you.
955
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,200
No, no. Don't go.
956
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,400
- I gotta go.
- Mollie wants to talk.
957
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:46,700
- For what?
- Jimmy, talk to her. Be nice.
958
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:51,100
Oh, hi.
959
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,500
You seen my sunglasses?
960
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:57,700
Don't you think we should try
and work out some of your problems?
961
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:01,000
The biggest problem I got
is squinting my eyes all day.
962
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,100
Don't you even miss us?
963
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:05,700
Calling out the heavy artillery, huh?
964
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,000
- Do you always have to be a putz?
- Oh, pipe down!
965
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,200
Maybe I should try what Eddie said.
966
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,000
I'll have a talk with my pee pee.
967
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,300
I'm getting ready to go to the potty,
so don't come out.
968
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,700
I can feel them in there,
but maybe it's working.
969
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:25,600
Maybe Eddie was right.
970
01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:28,100
Okay, let's see if I can make it.
971
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,900
Still feel them.
Maybe they're listening to me.
972
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,800
Okay, don't come out.
Don't come out.
973
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:38,300
It's getting a little tougher now.
974
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,500
Don't come out. I'm almost there.
975
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:45,800
I might make it.
Don't come out.
976
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,500
I had to pinch that one back.
977
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,700
Don't come out.
978
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:55,300
I might make it if I could just
get these doggone pants down.
979
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,000
Wait a minute, hold it.
980
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,900
Mommy! Daddy!
981
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,400
Mommy! Daddy!
982
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,200
Mommy! Daddy!
983
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,900
- What's wrong with him?
- What? What?
984
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,900
- Honey! What a good boy!
- Mike, you did it!
985
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,100
I'm not done.
986
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:25,400
Rona! Stuart!
Mikey went pee pee in the potty!
987
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:26,900
Pee pee in the potty
988
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:31,700
Pee pee in the potty
Pee pee in the potty
989
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,500
Isn't it great, sweetie?
Your brother went pee pee.
990
01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:37,700
Big deal. I made a doodie.
991
01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:42,100
I can't believe this!
What a big boy! Good boy.
992
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,600
I haven't felt this good
since he was born.
993
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,600
It's better than money.
It's better than aeroplanes.
994
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,500
It's better than sex!
995
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,700
Well, I don't know about that, but...
996
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,200
You hungry?
997
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,400
I gotta go.
998
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:01,100
- I could fix anything you want.
- I got a 9:00 flight.
999
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,600
But it's pouring!
1000
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,500
It's better to be up
in the air pouring...
1001
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,500
...than it is on a highway in cars.
1002
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:09,500
Who said the highway was safe?
1003
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,800
Every year there's 200,000
fatalities related to the rain.
1004
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,800
Rona! You want some chicken?
1005
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,600
It depends on how it turns out.
1006
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,500
Okay, so what do you need?
Paprika, vegetables?
1007
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,200
Hey, Mollie.
Do you want some chicken?
1008
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,300
- Hurricane Jonathan spreading damage.
- I don't eat meat.
1009
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,700
Forecast calls for increased winds.
1010
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,500
That's it.
1011
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:49,000
I have to talk to Jimmy.
This is crazy.
1012
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,000
This is Mollie Ubriacco.
Can I speak to my husband?
1013
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:00,300
- He's on the field.
- He is? Has he taxied out yet?
1014
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:03,400
- Not yet.
- Can somebody get him?
1015
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,700
- It's an emergency.
- No.
1016
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,100
- Could you reach him on his phone?
- No.
1017
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:12,400
Damn! All right, all right.
What terminal is he in?
1018
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,700
Airborne Express terminal.
1019
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,100
- What ramp?
- You'll have to come in and ask.
1020
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,100
Okay, thank you very much.
1021
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:22,600
Stuart, I've gotta go get James.
1022
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,500
You feed the kids their dinner.
1023
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:27,800
Do not give them any diet Coke
like last time.
1024
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,800
Excuse me.
1025
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,300
Where's Jimmy?
1026
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,300
- Where's he going?
- Reno or something like that.
1027
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:05,600
Wait! Hold it!
1028
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,000
Wait a minute!
1029
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:11,900
- New York Centre, 135.9.
47, Poppa.
1030
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:13,500
What're you doing here?
1031
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:16,100
- It was an emergency.
- You shouldn't be here.
1032
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,900
No, you shouldn't be here.
It's too dangerous.
1033
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,600
I've told you,
we fly around the weather.
1034
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,500
You can't fly around it.
1035
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,900
It's wall-to-wall storms.
Didn't you listen to the news?
1036
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,100
- The news always upsets you.
- Forget the news.
1037
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:34,300
- I have a gut feeling you shouldn't fly!
- We don't need your gut feeling.
1038
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:38,800
We got sophisticated instruments
that tell me exactly where I can go.
1039
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,200
I got clearance
and I'm leaving, so go.
1040
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,400
- I'm not leaving without you.
- Get out.
1041
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,000
- I'm not leaving.
- Get out!
1042
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:49,600
47 Poppa, due to adverse weather
we're cancelling all flights.
1043
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,900
Do you read me, 47 Poppa?
1044
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:56,900
Okay, that's 47 Poppa.
You can cancel our flight plan.
1045
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,500
Roger, 47 Poppa.
1046
01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:02,100
So I guess this time
your feeling was right, huh?
1047
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:04,100
Does that make you happy?
1048
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,100
Jimmy, I love you.
1049
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,100
I don't care anymore
if I'm right or wrong.
1050
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,600
You do too, you liar.
1051
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,700
Well, I sort of like being right.
1052
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,900
But I do love you.
1053
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:25,400
I love you too.
1054
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:45,100
I got you! Attack!
It's coming through!
1055
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,000
Bombs away!
1056
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,500
A little napalm ought
to slow you down, colonel.
1057
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,600
Thank God they left me
with a responsible adult.
1058
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,300
I got you! I got you!
1059
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,800
Charge! I got you!
1060
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,200
Yes, you are my prisoner!
1061
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,400
Okay, I give up.
I surrender. I surrender.
1062
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:17,200
How about a little squirt
in the nostril?
1063
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:22,400
Let me get the chicken.
This ain't over. This ain't over.
1064
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,000
I'll get my troops together.
We'll be back.
1065
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:44,100
Mikey, watch Julie, okay?
1066
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:47,600
Why? Is she gonna do something
besides slobber?
1067
01:10:57,700 --> 01:11:00,700
Freeze! Okay, put the bag down.
1068
01:11:00,900 --> 01:11:03,300
Slow. Nobody's gonna get hurt.
Come on.
1069
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:04,700
Put the bag down.
1070
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:10,100
Shit.
1071
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,600
Stop!
1072
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,400
The kids are gonna be so excited.
1073
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,300
- Who's watching them?
- Stuart.
1074
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:50,200
Stuart! Oh, no.
What are you, nuts?
1075
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,300
Everything'll be all right.
1076
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,900
Holy cow!
1077
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,600
Okay, stay calm.
Just get Uncle Stuart.
1078
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,800
Uncle Stuart! Uncle Stuart!
Uncle Stuart!
1079
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,400
Oh, great!
1080
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,500
Stop that guy!
1081
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,600
Hey, where's Mommy?
1082
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,700
I don't know where Uncle Stuart is,
but we gotta get out.
1083
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,700
This is too much hot stuff.
1084
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,600
Mikey, this stuff is scary!
1085
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,600
- It's okay, Julie.
- I'm afraid.
1086
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:34,000
I'll take care of you. I don't know
where that bonehead Uncle Stuart is.
1087
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,300
Now keep your hands in, Julie.
Don't touch anything.
1088
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,000
What did you do that for?
I had him whipped.
1089
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,400
- Did you want me to let him kill you?
- What?!
1090
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,000
- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs.
1091
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:04,400
Oh, my God!
1092
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,400
I'll take the stairs.
1093
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:14,000
Okay, here we go.
I think we're safe.
1094
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,100
- That was close.
- How did you get down here?
1095
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:21,900
- We just walked.
- Technically, I was pushed.
1096
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:25,800
- Call the fire department.
- Okay. Come on, baby.
1097
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,100
"Turn, open and press."
1098
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,400
Yes! Yes!
1099
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:04,500
I chased him down here.
We were going down some fire escape.
1100
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:09,300
I chased him down. I jumped
on the guy and I sucker-punched him.
1101
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:13,600
He is amazing, isn't he?
Stuart, let's get married!
1102
01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:15,100
Yeah!
1103
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,100
You're lucky the fire didn't spread.
1104
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:21,800
- Thank God I got that extinguisher.
- I got the fire extinguisher.
1105
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,500
- I got the fire exting...
- No, I bought it.
1106
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:30,100
Who left the kids with Stuart?
That was a pretty bonehead idea, huh?
1107
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:35,100
Good answer.
1108
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:43,700
I'm worried about you
barbecuing all the time.
1109
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,100
- Will you relax?
- It's not good for the environment.
1110
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:52,500
We just got one of these
brand-new outdoor electric stoves.
1111
01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:55,800
They don't do anything bad.
You're such a nudge.
1112
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,500
I don't know how you put up with her.
1113
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,000
Tune her out. Tune her out.
1114
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,800
- I'm trying to educate you people!
- We're getting along fine.
1115
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,700
Rona, how do you like
living with Stuart?
1116
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,900
Mikey, okay.
You got me out of the hot stuff.
1117
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,800
I don't get it.
1118
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,200
Listen. You know,
hot stuff can be very bad for you.
1119
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,600
It's especially not good for kids.
1120
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:26,100
But I thought you hated me.
You're always mean to me and stuff.
1121
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:29,100
Yeah, well, I do hate you
a lot of the time.
1122
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,800
You drive me crazy, you bug me...
1123
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:34,800
... you poke me in the eye,
but you're my sister.
1124
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,600
It's my job to love you.
We gotta stick together.
1125
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,900
The way I see it,
there's us and there's them.
1126
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,700
Yeah, big ones don't make any sense.
1127
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:49,600
You never know what
big ones are gonna do.
1128
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,500
That's for sure.
That's why we have to stick together.
1129
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:56,200
You and me.
1130
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,800
You and me?
1131
01:15:58,100 --> 01:16:02,300
That's right. You and me.
We're the kids!
1132
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,000
Yeah.
1133
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:19,600
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1134
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,200
Oh, my tush hurts.