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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[PEOPLE YELLING, SCREAMING]

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[PANICKED GASPS]

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[TELLER SCREAMS] [RAPID GUNFIRE]

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[GUNSHOTS] [PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[ROBBERS CHATTERING]

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[DEVICE BEEPING]

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[BEEPING SPEEDS UP] [BANG]

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OFFICER 1: Go, go, go, go!
OFFICER 2: Move it, move it!

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Let's go, let's go!
OFFICER 3: Come on!

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CAPTAIN: It's a
powder keg in there.

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No one moves till we
get word from the mayor.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[GIRL HUMMING]

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[HUMMING CONTINUES]

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[WHISPERING] Shoot! Hey.

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Hey. Little girl.

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Stop.

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Stop!

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ROBBER: Stay down!
[OVERLAPPING YELLING]

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[YELLING DIES DOWN]

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What do you want, little one?

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Your ass.

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[GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING]

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[METALLIC SCRAPE]

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[GRUNTS] [GRUNTS, GAGS]

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[GRUNTING]

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[ROBBER YELPS]

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[MUNCHING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[ROBBER YELLS]

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[BOWLING PINS CLATTER]

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Boo! [YELPS]

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[GASPS]

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[GUNSHOT] [GROANS]

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[SIRENS APPROACHING]

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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

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[ELECTRIC VEHICLE HUMS]

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Well done.

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[ROBBER YELLS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[ROBBER CHOKING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Who...

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who are you?

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Frank Drebin, Police Squad.

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The new version.

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[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GUNSHOTS]

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[SHELL CASINGS CLATTER]

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MAN: Shoot. Um...

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[GUNSHOTS]

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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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FRANK: My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,

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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,

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a special division of the LAPD.

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The day after the bank robbery
started like any other.

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I woke up in my
empty cop apartment,

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stared at a picture of
my deceased cop wife

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and choked back cop tears.

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A perfect morning? Sure.

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But I had no idea what this
city had in store for me.

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[CYCLIST GRUNTS] [BELL RINGING]

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CYCLIST: What the hell?

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MAN: Hey! MAN 2: There he is.

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WOMAN: Way to go,
Frank! [APPLAUSE]

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[WHISTLES]

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Thank you. Thanks, everyone.

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What is this?

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Don't cheer for him!

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You two, my office now!

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[TELEPHONES RINGING]

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CHIEF DAVIS: Thanks to
you, I just spent two hours

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getting chewed out by the mayor.

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Apparently, some of the bank
robbers you put in the ICU,

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they're lawyering
up to sue the city.

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That's ridiculous.
They're criminals.

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It's the law.

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Since when do cops
have to follow the law?

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Since forever. FRANK: Oh, yeah?

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And who's going to
arrest me? Other cops?

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Yes. Is she serious?

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Is he serious?

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He's... no.

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Look, let me be crystal clear.

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They are threatening to shut
down Police Squad because of you.

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Honestly, you're lucky
you still work here

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after last year's
McDonald's incident.

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They wouldn't sell
me Freedom Fries.

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You arrested the entire staff!

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FRANK: I wasn't
thinking clearly.

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I was furious about the
Janet Jackson Super Bowl.

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That was 20 years ago!

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Not to me.

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We understand,
Chief. You're right.

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CHIEF DAVIS: Good.

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'Cause I'm taking
you off the bank job.

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What? I'm putting
you on collisions.

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There's a crash up in Malibu.

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Yes, ma'am. Thank you.

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And make sure your bodycams
are actually turned on!

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Got it. Camera will be on.

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[COFFEE SPLATS]

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CHIEF DAVIS: Drebin!

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It's a new day at Police Squad!

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[GROANS] Things are changing
so fast around here.

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I guess you really can't
fight City Hall, huh?

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No. It's a building.

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ED: Now, there's a real man.

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They just don't make 'em
like your pops anymore.

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FRANK: I'm glad he's not around to
see what Police Squad has come to.

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Mind if I take a minute, Ed?

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Of... of course.

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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SIGHS]

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Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr.

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I want to be just
like you, but...

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at the same time, be completely
different and original.

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So, if you're proud of me,

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give me a sign, like...

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maybe make me see
an owl or something.

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ED: Hey, Dad.

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It's me, Ed.

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Boy, do I miss you.

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[OFFICERS WEEPING]

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COP: Hey, Pops.

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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Mm-mm.

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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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FRANK: Ed and I pulled up to the
Malibu car crash around 2:00 p.m.

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Nothing unusual.

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But in this city, usual
is unusual... usually.

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What the hell?

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[MUFFLED RADIO CHATTER]

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So how was your date
last night, Frank?

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Ah, I couldn't go
through with it.

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ED: You canceled? Nope.

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I didn't want to upset her,

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so I had Officer Barnes tell
her I was stabbed to death.

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You're a real romantic, Frank.

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But everyone needs someone,
even a widower like you.

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I'm just not ready to
open myself to love again.

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I had them wait to clear the
wreck so you could get eyes on it.

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Crash happened around 4:00 a.m.

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Well, there are no
skid marks on the road.

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He didn't hit the brakes
before going over.

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Drunk?

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A little. Just
enough to wake me up.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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Fancy car.

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ED: Yeah, it's one of those
new EdenTech electric ones.

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FRANK: Electric, huh?

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I remember when the only things that
were electric were eels, chairs,

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and Catherine
Zeta-Jones in Chicago.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

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FRANK: Empty pill bottles.

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[SNIFFLES]

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Huh.

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Who was he?

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Simon Davenport, 53 years old.

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No wife, no kids.

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He's got a sister
out in Hancock Park,

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but we don't really know anything
about her other than her name.

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Beth Davenport.

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Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds.

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Spitfire of a personality.
Self-proclaimed chocoholic.

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Likes outdoorsy things but is just
as happy curling up with a good book.

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All right. I've seen enough.

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Mark it as suicide.

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Go ahead!

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WORKER: Bring in the crane!

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[JUBILANT ARCADE MUSIC PLAYS]

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[THUDS]

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[DISAPPOINTED GROANS]

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[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]

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WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's up! MAN:
Wait, I got to see what I got!

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Yes, I got it! MAN
2: Come on, man!

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MAN 3: She can't even sing!

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[CUPS CLATTERING, SPLASHING]

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Lieutenant? What's up, Barnes?

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Look, I know you're off the bank job,
sir, but I could really use your advice.

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Go for it. Look, it's
the strangest thing.

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All the thieves had
never met each other

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and none of them knew who
they were working for.

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Brilliant! [CHILDREN SOBBING]

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If they don't know
anything, they can't squeal.

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Whoever orchestrated
this is very smart.

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And get this.

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The robbers were told that
they could keep the cash.

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Who organizes a bank robbery
and doesn't keep the cash?

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They must have been
after something else.

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Why don't you bring
in one of the perps?

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See if we can get them talking.

193
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Got it. Thank you.

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Heads up, Frank.
You got a visitor.

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I told her to wait outside,
but she just walked in.

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You want me to get rid of her?

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00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,060
[SEDUCTIVE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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No.

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That's okay, I'll deal with it.

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[JAZZ MUSIC STOPS]

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Oh.

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WOMAN: Over here, Lieutenant.

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[JAZZ MUSIC RESUMES]

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FRANK: I'd sworn off
love after my wife died,

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but this woman was put
together in all the right ways.

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Face, head, shoulders,
knees and toes.

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Knees and toes...

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and a bottom that would make
any toilet beg for the brown.

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00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,099
Sorry to keep you
waiting, ma'am.

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00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,932
How may I help you?

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00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,108
You're wrong about
Simon Davenport.

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He wouldn't commit suicide.

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00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,590
Simon Davenport.

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The stiff from the Malibu crash.

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That stiff was my brother.

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00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,161
Oh, I mean... he wasn't
that stiff, really.

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00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,249
Not yet.

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More floppy and bloated.

219
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,602
No, I mean, I'm so
sorry for your loss.

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Please, take a chair.

221
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,474
No, thank you.

222
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,037
I have plenty of chairs at home.

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00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,480
Now, Mrs...

224
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Davenport.

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Miss Beth Davenport.

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Mr.? Drebin.

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00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,270
Miss...

228
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Detective Frank Drebin.

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Detective, I think
someone murdered Simon.

230
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Really? What makes
you think that?

231
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,888
Well, he called me last night.

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He said he was in
some kind of trouble.

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So we made plans to
meet this morning.

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00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,198
Does that sound like someone
who's planning to kill themselves?

235
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No, it certainly does not.

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[CRYING] Why would
someone do that to him?

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00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,467
[CRYING] Trust me,

238
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,861
there's always a
reason to kill someone.

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00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,211
Did he have an obnoxious laugh?

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00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,822
[SOBS] No.

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00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,954
Forgive me, I'm just not myself.

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00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,996
That's okay. I'm
not you, either.

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[LOUD SPLAT]

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00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,481
Tell me,

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what did your
brother do for work?

246
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Computers.

247
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He was a programmer
for Richard Cane.

248
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,273
The genius who's gonna save the
world with his electric cars.

249
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,101
Well, he's the first
person you should talk to.

250
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,538
Then you could check Simon's driving
records and see if they match.

251
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,713
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there.

252
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,888
Excuse me?

253
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,104
Let's just leave the
police work to me, okay?

254
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,024
Oh. I see.

255
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,721
Same old story
with guys like you.

256
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,070
Guys like me?

257
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,155
Stubborn old men who think
they know what's best.

258
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,600
I understand you're upset,
but this is what I do.

259
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,952
If someone did off your
brother, I'll find him.

260
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,564
I appreciate that, Detective.
But Simon was all I had.

261
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,610
So you'll forgive me if I don't just
sit around and hope you do your job.

262
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,439
That's exactly what
I expect you to do.

263
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,877
When I have something,
I'll contact you.

264
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,270
I'm doing a series of
book readings this week.

265
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,572
You can find me there.

266
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,447
FRANK: Book readings?

267
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,666
BETH: Yes. I write
true-crime novels

268
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,620
based on fictional
stories that I make up.

269
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,237
Yes, well,

270
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,152
you may write about it,

271
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,502
but I live it.

272
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:27,071
Now, if you'll excuse me,
we're having a birthday party

273
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,417
and I'm the best
singer in the office.

274
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,816
On second thought, I
will take that chair.

275
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,514
[CHAIR CLANGING]

276
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,612
Whoa.

277
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,789
FRANK: I couldn't remember the last
time someone had talked to me like that.

278
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,966
It was the kind of dressing
down you usually have to pay for

279
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,838
in the basement of a
laundromat. But she...

280
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,143
ED: She had the kind of hips

281
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,103
you wanted to put a
hula hoop on and spin.

282
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,449
The kind that made you...
[MUSINGS OVERLAPPING]

283
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:04,804
Fellas, do you mind?

284
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:05,932
[FLUSTERED MUMBLING]

285
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,810
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

286
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,118
FRANK: I wasn't convinced Simon
Davenport had been murdered.

287
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,685
But the case was starting
to give me an itch.

288
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,470
And when I start to scratch,

289
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,646
I don't stop till I break skin

290
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,036
and the doctor makes
me wear mittens.

291
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,212
Thanks.

292
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:30,130
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[PARTYGOERS CHATTERING]

293
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,923
Coat check? Champagne?

294
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,747
[WAITER GRUNTS] [GLASS SHATTERS]

295
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,358
[SLURPS, GAGS]

296
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,490
[COINS JANGLE]

297
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,672
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

298
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:50,328
FRANK: Richard Cane had made his
first fortune in microprocessors,

299
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:54,027
and then used it to build a
vast online retail marketplace

300
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,199
and green technology empire.

301
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,028
[BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER]

302
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:03,297
Then, suddenly, the
bear charges towards me.

303
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,343
I ready my knife,

304
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,866
and he barrels right past me

305
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,386
to a honey hive
above the campsite!

306
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,437
It had been there all along!

307
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,047
And I hadn't seen it.

308
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,392
[GUFFAWS]

309
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,221
[FORCED LAUGHTER]

310
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,834
Ah. You've arrived.

311
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,667
Lieutenant Drebin.

312
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,755
Me, too! I'm Richar...

313
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,801
[CLEARS THROAT] Richard Cane.

314
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,451
Please, walk with me.

315
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,676
So, what can you tell
me about Mr. Davenport?

316
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,504
Simon was a brilliant engineer,

317
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,332
and one of our best.

318
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,900
I had no idea he was
so terribly depressed.

319
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,816
[GUESTS GASPING] Suicide
is a dreadful thing.

320
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,383
Possible suicide.

321
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,167
You suspect something foul?

322
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,474
No. A chicken probably
couldn't do this.

323
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,171
But I'm not ruling anything out.

324
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,520
I see.

325
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,175
Was this one of the projects
Simon was working on?

326
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,526
No, what you see here is a
red light therapy machine

327
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,702
proven to increase testosterone.

328
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,662
Did you know that men's sperm
count is at historic lows

329
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,230
across the board? Fascinating.

330
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,710
I've never put my
sperm across a board.

331
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,970
I have an old Bon
Jovi T-shirt for that.

332
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,716
[SIZZLING]

333
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,806
You know, I hope you don't think
it's awkward my saying this,

334
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,505
but I'm actually a
big fan of yours.

335
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,810
Is that so? Yes.

336
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,030
I read about your work
at the bank robbery.

337
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,376
Guys like you are a dying breed.

338
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,167
Guys like me? Yes, men of action

339
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,213
who don't ask permission to
fix what they know is broken.

340
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,389
I'm surprised to
hear you say that,

341
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,827
coming from someone who's
so into these gadgets.

342
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:43,223
Oh. You don't enjoy the
marvels of the modern age?

343
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,965
No offense, but the
world was better before.

344
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,398
I agree, but don't tell anyone.

345
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,970
Uh, cigar?

346
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,576
Looks it to me.

347
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,883
No, would you like one?

348
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,063
Smoking indoors?

349
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,630
Care to write me a ticket?

350
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,541
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

351
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,501
That matchbook.

352
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,547
I've seen it before.

353
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,337
It's the Bengal.

354
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,992
It's a supper club I own for
some of the city's elite.

355
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,821
It's the kind of place
where men can be themselves,

356
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,605
have a few drinks and, uh,

357
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,868
like the Black Eyed
Peas once said,

358
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,040
"get retarded in here."

359
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,655
You can still say that word?

360
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,570
In my club, you can.

361
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,789
Well, I love the
Black Eyed Peas.

362
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,530
Who doesn't? I
know a few people.

363
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,924
They're fools. I know.

364
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,057
Will.i.am. apl.de.ap.

365
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,319
Taboo.

366
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,886
Don't forget Fergie. I
would never forget Fergie.

367
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,319
BOTH: The Dutchess.

368
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,238
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

369
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,109
Well, if you need anything,

370
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,976
please don't hesitate to call.

371
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,544
Thank you. I'll be in touch.

372
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,205
Uh, it's that way. Of course.

373
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,471
Huh.

374
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,001
[SHARP INHALE]

375
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:09,440
Why don't we get Mr. Drebin
a little gift for tomorrow?

376
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,485
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

377
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,444
The EdenVox-1.

378
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,621
Police Squad's first ever
fully automated, self-driving

379
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,057
electric vehicle.

380
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,712
A gift we just received
from Richard Cane.

381
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,541
You must've made some kind of
impression last night, Frank.

382
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,021
Yeah, it would seem so.

383
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,805
Coffee? Yes, thank you.

384
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,937
[COFFEE SPLATTERS] TECH: Don't be
shy, fellas. Come check it out.

385
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,200
[WELCOMING CHIME]

386
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,414
[FRANK GRUNTS]

387
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,638
Snug. [CHUCKLES]

388
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,118
TECH: All electric.

389
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,468
Zero to sixty in 3.1 seconds.

390
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,383
I guess that's good.

391
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,384
TECH: Watch this.

392
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,864
Car, open doors.

393
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,041
[GRUNTS]

394
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,391
Neat trick. [CHUCKLES]
Now you try.

395
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,132
[CAR DOOR PINGING]

396
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,215
Car...

397
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,091
please, close doors.

398
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,527
[GENTLE CHIME] [ED GROANING]

399
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,482
[FINGERS CRUNCH]
[STRAINED SCREAM]

400
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,444
Hey!

401
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,663
Pretty fun, I guess.

402
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,317
Okay, how about this? Car...

403
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,793
drive forward 30 feet.

404
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,665
[FRANK CHUCKLES]

405
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,363
[CLATTERING]

406
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,801
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

407
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,635
Pretty smooth. All right.

408
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,503
[CLANKING]

409
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,467
[ALARM BLARING]

410
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,555
Impressive.

411
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,079
ED: Hey! Guys?

412
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,428
COP: Freeze! Don't...

413
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,559
[OFFICERS YELLING]

414
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,817
[GUNSHOTS]

415
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,866
I tell you, this place
is falling apart.

416
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,441
I got half a dozen witnesses
that place you on the scene.

417
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,660
We know you were at the bank!

418
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,006
I'm telling you, I wasn't there.

419
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,618
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

420
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,271
Thanks, Park.

421
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,282
This is quite the rap
sheet you've got here.

422
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,672
It says you served 20
years for "man's laughter."

423
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,114
Must have been quite the joke.

424
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,415
You mean "manslaughter"?

425
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,903
[OVER SPEAKERS] Well...

426
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,992
we know your boss
didn't want cash.

427
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,343
So what was the point of the
robbery? What did he want?

428
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,259
I... wasn't... there.

429
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,522
You think you're so smart.

430
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,700
Well, I think my bodycam
might tell a different story.

431
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,783
Ed?

432
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,490
Technology really is something.

433
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:30,407
Police Squad is all about
"transparency" these days.

434
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,405
[SCATTING ABSENTMINDEDLY]

435
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,457
Dispatch, this is Drebin. 10-7.

436
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,806
Oh, yeah!

437
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,195
A chili dog.

438
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,593
[GROANS]

439
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,116
Mm-hmm!

440
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,900
Breakfast of champions.

441
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,119
FRANK: And a little
black coffee.

442
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,422
Okay, you can
fast-forward a bit.

443
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,168
[FAST-FORWARDING]

444
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,952
FRANK: License and
registration, please.

445
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,602
MAN: Uh...[CLEARS THROAT]

446
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:57,651
Uh...[CHUCKLES]

447
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,087
This isn't mine.

448
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,002
[WET FLATULENCE]
FRANK: Excuse me.

449
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,874
[FARTING CONTINUES] FRANK:
Oh, boy. Listen, uh,

450
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,441
you seem like a decent fella.

451
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,183
I'm gonna let you off with a
warning. Have a great day, bye.

452
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,924
It's much later in the
day. Fast-forward a while.

453
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,448
[FAST-FORWARDING]

454
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,189
You'll see. Just wait.

455
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,799
[STRAINED SIGH]

456
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,236
I need a bathroom. Oh, God.

457
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,499
Come on, move, move, move!

458
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,893
Focus, Frank, focus.

459
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,200
You got this, you got this.

460
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,285
[FRANK CRIES OUT,
MOANS ON MONITOR]

461
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:27,986
[GRUNTS]

462
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,117
Maybe a little more.

463
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,815
I'm gonna ruin another suit!

464
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,643
Barnes! [PANICKED GROANING]

465
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:33,600
BARNES: Sorry.

466
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:34,906
[FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING]

467
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,429
FRANK: Police business!

468
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,823
Uh, there is a
line, man![SCREAMS]

469
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:39,906
[CUSTOMERS SCREAMING]

470
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,171
FRANK: Come on!

471
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,392
[FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING]

472
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:51,005
You're disgusting,
you stupid idiot.

473
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,143
Breastfed until you
were 13, you freak.

474
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,928
[FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING]

475
00:21:57,011 --> 00:22:00,493
Can't get it up without the
stench of milk on your chin.

476
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,326
[VOICE TREMBLING]
Don't you dare.

477
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,324
Don't do it. Don't eat it!

478
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,374
SUSPECT: Oh, God! Frank.

479
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,463
I had five more that day.

480
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,552
Feel better, Frank?
You better believe it.

481
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,245
Mm! [FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING]

482
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,598
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

483
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,647
Yes!

484
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,476
That's you inside the
bank, plain as day.

485
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,738
Okay, fine.

486
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,698
Whoever we was working
for, they was crazy.

487
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,570
I mean, they just wanted us
to get some safe deposit box.

488
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,002
Safe deposit box.

489
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,222
[FRANK GRUNTS]

490
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,539
There. Box 595.

491
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,754
-Ed, check the list.
-ED: Yep.

492
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:49,241
You're not gonna
believe this one, Frank.

493
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,374
Simon Davenport.

494
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,980
FRANK: So you're saying,

495
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,199
these two cases...

496
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,419
are one case.

497
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,385
Gentlemen, when you joined
me to launch EdenTech,

498
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,947
it was with one goal.

499
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,127
To save the world.

500
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,000
Together, we've created
technologies to rival the Gods.

501
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,697
Has the world gotten any better?

502
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,135
No. It's only gotten worse.

503
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:17,138
Now, when the Founding
Fathers created this country,

504
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:21,447
they sat in a room like this,
filled with men like us,

505
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,580
and birthed an empire.

506
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,186
The USA.

507
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,584
Yes, that's right.

508
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,281
But as years went by,

509
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,936
other people wanted
to get into that room.

510
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:32,893
Fish people.

511
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,330
What? MAN: Fish people.

512
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,027
Gills on their necks.

513
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,986
I don't... Like
mermen and merwomen.

514
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,727
Mermaids. Right.

515
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,642
CANE: No, stop. Not fish people.

516
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,296
Ungrateful people.

517
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:48,561
People that did not earn
their seat at the table.

518
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,738
People not built like
the men in this room.

519
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:52,913
Crab hands.

520
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,916
They had crab hands
instead of fingers.

521
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,919
Stop! I know what I mean. So
just let me do the talking.

522
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,400
This is a crab-hand
person. I've met him.

523
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,571
Put the phone away!

524
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,404
[CANE CLEARS THROAT]

525
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,233
Now, it is time for us to admit

526
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:10,409
that the path we are
on is not working.

527
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,280
The system's broken.

528
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,931
And what does one do when
a system is malfunctioning?

529
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,542
You unplug it.

530
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:18,412
And then,

531
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,767
you plug it in again.

532
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,858
I call it the Primordial
Law of Toughness Device.

533
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,861
Now let me show you
what it's capable of.

534
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,343
Last year, we set up cameras
at the local community center.

535
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,693
Decided to run a
little experiment.

536
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:34,912
The question.

537
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,609
What would happen
to modern humans

538
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:40,130
if you reverted their psyche
to an original state of nature?

539
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,182
[BEEPING, PULSE EMANATES]
[CACOPHONOUS YELLING]

540
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,664
When activated, the device
sends an audio frequency

541
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,971
that reduces the brain
to its animalistic core.

542
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,887
[YELLING] In this case,
the frequency was limited.

543
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:58,239
But next time, it will spread
through every smart device

544
00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,633
until the entire
world is infected.

545
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,330
As for us, upon detonation,

546
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:06,247
we will decamp to one of my
super bunkers around the world

547
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,424
where there will
be food and water,

548
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,296
and the best live entertainment
the world has to offer.

549
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,906
What's up, evil billionaires?

550
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,779
I am so excited to
be doing live shows

551
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,084
for as long as it takes,

552
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,391
in the Doomsday Giggle Bunkeroom

553
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,911
located in Block 4 of
the Arizona District.

554
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,743
See you there!

555
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:24,831
Amish Paradise.

556
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,137
Hmm.

557
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,095
And when the embers
have died down,

558
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:31,055
any survivors left will have
earned their place alongside us,

559
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,405
and we will return to a world

560
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,364
that is but a blank slate
upon which we can rebuild

561
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,411
as the founding
fathers of a new Eden.

562
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,718
Gentlemen, lady,

563
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,542
this New Year's
Eve, I give you...

564
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,026
Project Inferno!

565
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,546
[CRACKLING EXPLOSION]

566
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,510
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

567
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,912
FRANK: It turned out that Cane's
nightclub was only half a mile

568
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,218
from where Simon
Davenport crashed.

569
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:05,611
And that got me thinking.

570
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,918
Maybe he had been there
the night he died.

571
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:10,355
So I hopped into my new
electric cruiser... [SNORING]

572
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,226
...and told it to
head to Malibu.

573
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,837
CONSOLE: Warning.
Please take the wheel.

574
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,230
Warning. Please take the
wheel. [WORKER YELLING]

575
00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,884
CONSOLE: Warning.
Please take the wheel.

576
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,887
Collision detected. Please
take the wheel. [GRUNTS]

577
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,107
Get out of the road!
Move! [WOMAN SCREAMING]

578
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,457
What's wrong with you people?
CONSOLE: Collision detected.

579
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,543
What is this city coming
to? [PEOPLE SCREAMING]

580
00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,808
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

581
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,291
[PATRONS SOFTLY CHATTER]

582
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,829
What can I get you?

583
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:52,528
I was wondering if
you could help me.

584
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,744
I'm looking for a friend who
may have been here before.

585
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,142
Nah, I haven't seen him.

586
00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,623
You hardly looked
at it. I saw enough.

587
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:03,321
[GLASS SQUEAKING]

588
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:04,753
You don't remember me, do you?

589
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,890
Should I?

590
00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:09,980
My brother, you shot him
"in the name of justice."

591
00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,895
That can literally be
thousands of people.

592
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,331
Shot him in the
back as he ran away.

593
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:14,680
Hundreds. Unarmed.

594
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,116
At least 50. He was white.

595
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:18,989
[RAPS COUNTER] So you're
Tony Roiland's brother!

596
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:19,990
That's right.

597
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:22,296
How is old Tony?
Are you serious?

598
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,511
Bad.

599
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,387
Right.

600
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,259
So, your friend,
maybe I have seen him.

601
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,386
Maybe I haven't.

602
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:31,654
[WHISPERING] I can't remember.

603
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,221
-You can't remember, huh?
-Nah.

604
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,484
Well, maybe this'll
jog your memory.

605
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,830
[THUDS] BARKEEP: Oh!

606
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:39,787
Ah!

607
00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:41,925
Oof!

608
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,057
Gah! [BARKEEP GRUNTS]

609
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,885
That's better. Remember now?

610
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,104
Yeah, I remember.

611
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:49,280
He sat in a corner
booth. He had a drink.

612
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:50,586
But that's all I know.

613
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,283
Where do they keep
surveillance footage?

614
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,764
[GROANS] In the back.

615
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,936
But even I'm not
allowed in there.

616
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,418
[BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER]

617
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,338
Thank you.

618
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,858
[GLISSANDO]

619
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,213
FRANK: And there she was again.

620
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:11,868
I had to admit,
she was beautiful.

621
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,044
She had a body that
carried her head around,

622
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,872
and a butt that seemed to say,

623
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,044
"Hello, I'm a talking butt."

624
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,964
Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so.

625
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,530
[THUDS] Oh!

626
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,794
FRANK: But like a teenager
with three babysitting jobs,

627
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,231
I didn't need another
babysitting job.

628
00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:28,928
Hello, Lieutenant.

629
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,582
What the hell are
you doing here?

630
00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:32,236
I'm doing the same
thing you are.

631
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,586
I told you I wasn't gonna
sit around and wait.

632
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,980
Listen, this isn't
one of your stories.

633
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:40,940
Average civilian women
don't suddenly solve crimes.

634
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,329
Oh, you read my book.

635
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:44,378
What'd you think?

636
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,250
I think it's a fantasy.

637
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,556
A woman puts on a
wig and sunglasses

638
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,341
and suddenly she's an assassin?

639
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:51,817
But did you enjoy it?

640
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,167
It had some good parts.

641
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,260
CANE: Ah!

642
00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:57,696
Lieutenant Drebin.

643
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,264
Does he know you're
Simon's sister?

644
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,658
No. Good. Let's
keep it that way.

645
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,137
What a wonderful surprise.

646
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,009
Fine, thank you.

647
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,793
Beautiful place you've got here.

648
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,752
Can't smell the
dead animals at all.

649
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:10,836
Thank you.

650
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,103
Uh, can I get you a drink?

651
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,974
Just water. And sparkling.

652
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,798
[SNAPS FINGERS] [CRACKLING]

653
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,155
And who is this
stunning creature?

654
00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,809
I don't believe we've met.

655
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,677
Well, I'm... Uh,
th... this is Miss...

656
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,157
Cherry...

657
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,464
Roosevelt...

658
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,037
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.

659
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,960
What an interesting name.
Yes. [NERVOUS GIGGLE]

660
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:37,605
Thank you.

661
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,738
So, Lieutenant, what
brings you here?

662
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,176
I was hoping you could let me take
a look at your security footage.

663
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,004
Oh. May I ask why?

664
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,393
Go right ahead.

665
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:51,968
Uh...

666
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,970
Unfortunately, I can't
show you security footage.

667
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,233
Our members trust that
we will provide them

668
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,583
with the highest
level of privacy.

669
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,106
I hope you understand.

670
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,277
I'm starting to.

671
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,067
Well, thank you so
much for the drink.

672
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,330
It's getting late. We
really must be going.

673
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:07,592
So soon?

674
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,942
I hope you're not leaving,
too, Miss Spaghetti.

675
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,466
Oh, well, I... Yes,
she's leaving, too.

676
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,773
Early morning at
Disneyland tomorrow.

677
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,427
She's one of those
Disney adults.

678
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:20,039
Obsessed, really. Her
bed is covered in dolls.

679
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,739
[FORCED CHUCKLE] Oh, Miss
Spaghetti, please stay for a drink.

680
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,828
Uh, you don't mind,
do you, Drebin?

681
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,003
Be my guest.

682
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:28,696
Wonderful. I'll get a table.

683
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,311
[CANE CHUCKLES]

684
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,487
You get the footage,
I'll keep him occupied.

685
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,398
I'm... Absolutely not!

686
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,277
Oh, thank you.

687
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,850
Wow. This place is amazing.

688
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,982
CANE: Ah. Thank you.

689
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:52,332
Miss Spaghetti,
may I speak freely?

690
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,291
I'd prefer English.

691
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,814
You're much too
sophisticated... [GUARD GRUNTS]

692
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,511
...for the likes
of Frank Drebin.

693
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,862
Oh. I'm not with Drebin.

694
00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,907
Oh. Well, that's wonderful
news! [GUARD GRUNTING]

695
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,513
[CANE CHUCKLES] GUARD: Oof!

696
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:05,733
[PAINED GROAN]

697
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,483
Cheers.

698
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,006
From Bill Cosby's
private estate.

699
00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,052
BETH: Mm. [SPITS DRINK]

700
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:20,443
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

701
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,280
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
[TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

702
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,109
[TENSE MUSIC RESUMES]

703
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,206
[DUCK QUACKS, WINGS
FLAPPING] [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

704
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,944
[TENSE MUSIC RESUMES]

705
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,083
Gah! Oof! [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

706
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,347
[FRANK GRUNTING] [THUDS]

707
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,652
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

708
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,520
[PAINED GROANS]

709
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:55,918
[FRANK GRUNTS]

710
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,268
That hurt! [CELLPHONE RINGS]

711
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:01,053
FRANK: [WHISPERING]
Shoot! [CELLPHONE BEEPS]

712
00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:03,839
Mom, Mom, now is
not a good time.

713
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,189
Mom, please, I'll call you back.

714
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,844
I got to go. I got to
go. I got to go now.

715
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,889
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

716
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,717
BETH: So, tell me,

717
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,632
what have you been
working on lately?

718
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:17,461
Oh, let's not talk about
work. Let's talk about play.

719
00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:18,941
[CANE CHUCKLES]

720
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,116
[INAUDIBLE]

721
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,074
Uh, do you like
jazz, Miss Spaghetti?

722
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,815
Like it? Hm.

723
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,730
I love it. I love it.

724
00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:28,559
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

725
00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,122
Sir. Um...

726
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,258
[WHISPERING] We've
got a problem.

727
00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:33,433
CANE: Not now.

728
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:34,956
GUSTAFSON: No, it's
quite... Not now.

729
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,999
Yes, sir. [MIC FEEDBACK WHINES]

730
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,046
This one's for my
electric new friend,

731
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,226
Richard Cane.

732
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,054
[CHUCKLING] Wow!

733
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,969
Sassafras Chickenin D.

734
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,967
Make it extra lumpy, boys.

735
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,581
[SCATTING]

736
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,814
FRANK: I've always said fighting
is a lot like jazz music.

737
00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,381
A scat-like improv

738
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:11,732
where one lets imagination
take control of their body.

739
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,169
[CRIES OUT]

740
00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:14,300
[PANTING]

741
00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:15,819
[BOTH GRUNTING]

742
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:17,695
Huh?

743
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,171
[PAINED GROAN]

744
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,435
[SCATTING RAPIDLY]

745
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,793
[SLOWING, SOBS] Oh...

746
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,142
[SHARP INHALE] I'm fine.

747
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,271
[CHUCKLES] [YIPS AND HOWLS]

748
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,882
[BOTH GRUNTING]

749
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:42,502
[GRUNTING][DING]

750
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:44,326
[HONKS] [BETH SCATTING]

751
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:50,119
[SCATTING CONTINUES]

752
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:51,729
Yeah! [LAUGHS]

753
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,513
[BETH SCATTING OVER MONITOR]

754
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:56,730
[GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING]

755
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,702
There's two things I love.
My stay-at-home girlfriend

756
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,139
and Gorilla Nut... Come on.

757
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,402
...enhanced drink
supplement for men.

758
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,838
Don't follow fad diets
and fake workouts.

759
00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,405
[SIGHS] You want to get ripped?

760
00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,968
All you need is Muscle
Slime. Rub it on and...

761
00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:26,020
Well, look at that.

762
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:33,897
And who are you, my secret
eavesdropping friend?

763
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,951
Douglas O'Reilly,
investigative journalist,

764
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,557
L.A. Chronicle. [MONITOR BEEPS]

765
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,734
[MEN SHOUTING ON MONITOR] Shoot.

766
00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:49,613
[BEEPING]

767
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,480
[HOWLING AND YIPPING SHRILLY]

768
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:53,791
[ALARM SOUNDS]

769
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,136
[INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER]

770
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,232
[CANE CLEARS THROAT]

771
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:03,192
It seems Mr. Drebin might be more
of a problem than we thought.

772
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:04,889
I want you to keep
an eye on him.

773
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,587
And make sure he doesn't
cause any more distractions.

774
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:08,670
Yes, sir.

775
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,762
[NOTIFICATION BUZZES]

776
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,728
Davis. This better be good.

777
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:24,691
He did what?

778
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,911
Get me Drebin this instant!

779
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,609
Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but
you have to listen to me.

780
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,263
There's something
deeper going on here.

781
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:32,743
[SHUSHES]

782
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,571
[WHISPERING] You wake up my
husband, I swear to God...

783
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,356
[WHISPERING] I'm sorry. What the
hell were you thinking, Drebin?

784
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,402
Richard Cane is a
very powerful man.

785
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,882
And he makes a lot of hefty
donations to this city,

786
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:43,797
including the new
car you're driving.

787
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,147
Richard Cane is dirty.

788
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,627
He's involved with the
Simon Davenport murder.

789
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,673
And by the way,
the bank job, too!

790
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,892
You're still working
the bank job?

791
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,720
That's it. You're suspended!

792
00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:55,940
[LOUDLY] Suspended? [SHUSHES]

793
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,855
What did I say
about waking Ronald?

794
00:35:57,938 --> 00:36:00,466
He has a Fitzgerald
presentation tomorrow. [SNORING]

795
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:05,558
And if Morimoto doesn't accept
his vertical-integration pitch,

796
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:09,388
Bill Cantor will leapfrog him
for the third year in a row.

797
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,477
But Ronald trained
Bill. Exactly!

798
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,088
I've got no choice.

799
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,177
I'm putting you
on ice. Two weeks.

800
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,265
Effective immediately.

801
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,653
Now get out. [SIGHS]

802
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,357
[WHISPERING] We're all
rooting for you, Ronald.

803
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,876
Give 'em hell tomorrow.

804
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,749
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

805
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:38,496
BETH: Rough night? [GASPS]

806
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,638
Oh. It's you.

807
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,293
Now tell me. What'd you see
on the security footage?

808
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,469
Listen. I feel for
you. I really do.

809
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,862
But I had to beat up a
lot of henchmen tonight.

810
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,603
Men with daughters!

811
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,736
Oh, come on. You wouldn't even
have seen it if I didn't help you.

812
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,303
Help me? That's rich.

813
00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:58,307
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm tired, I'm hungry.

814
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,739
Goodnight, Miss Davenport.

815
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:06,097
What if we had a little
dinner, together?

816
00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,790
I sure could go for a...

817
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,579
bite.

818
00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:12,973
Slow down, chef. This
turkey burns at 450.

819
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,628
How hot was I cooking?
About a thousand.

820
00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:17,978
Turkey needs slow and low.

821
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,850
Unless you like
your center pink.

822
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,592
Oh, I love my centers pink.

823
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,812
You're not worried the rare
meat will ruin a good stuffing?

824
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:28,293
As long as you don't
mind if I get salmonella.

825
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,817
Mind it? I prefer it.

826
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,641
I like a sick little boy.

827
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,602
You're not gonna stop
hounding me, are you?

828
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,517
Not for a second.

829
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,998
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

830
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,915
[DISTANT DOG BARKS]

831
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,669
Thank you.

832
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:07,197
[VELCRO RIPS]
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

833
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,853
Uh... excuse the mess.

834
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,685
I, uh...

835
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,774
haven't had the heart
to clean... [CLATTERING]

836
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,294
...since my wife died.

837
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:23,000
My condolences.
How did she pass?

838
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,958
Great. Fifty yards easy.

839
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,434
Arm like a cannon.

840
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:29,485
And then she died.

841
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,965
So we'll never know if
she could've gone pro.

842
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,446
She was the sweetest
woman I've ever known.

843
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:35,665
She sounds like a saint.

844
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:38,755
Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er.

845
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,279
We would've been happy
with any team, really.

846
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,972
Anyone but the Browns.

847
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,636
That's quite a view you have.

848
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,465
You know, I've been drawn to the hills
ever since I moved here for college.

849
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:55,162
UCLA?

850
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:57,948
I see it every day. I live here.

851
00:38:58,031 --> 00:39:00,516
FRANK: I'm afraid I
don't have much to offer.

852
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:01,948
Hmm.

853
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,695
However... [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

854
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:07,697
All that turkey talk outside

855
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,308
got me in the Thanksgiving mood.

856
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,442
I think I have a full turkey
around here somewhere.

857
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,444
But my oven is filthy.

858
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:18,403
I don't mind. I
like a dirty bird.

859
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,314
Mm-hmm.

860
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,839
[SIRENS IN DISTANCE]

861
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:28,974
[SIGHS]

862
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,500
[BUZZING]

863
00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:39,163
[GROANS]

864
00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,552
[SCRUBBING]

865
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:45,038
You weren't lying. This
oven is disgusting!

866
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:48,259
It sure was fun to talk
about a dirty bird, but...

867
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,869
it would be unsanitary.

868
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,563
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

869
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,963
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

870
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:59,705
BOTH: Oops. [LAUGHING]

871
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:01,925
Well, hot brine is the
most important part.

872
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,796
It sure is. [GIGGLES]

873
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,972
Uh-oh. This is my Buster. Oh!

874
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:08,584
[BETH CHUCKLES] He must've
smelled what's going on.

875
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:09,667
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

876
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:13,280
[GUSTAFSON EXHALES]

877
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,200
[GASPS]

878
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,549
[CHUCKLES]

879
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:20,113
Silly dog, that's not for you.

880
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,940
GUSTAFSON: Ew.

881
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:25,639
Okay.

882
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:27,860
[WINCES]

883
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,605
Ah.

884
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:31,955
[LAUGHS] He's so
strong. [BUSTER GROWLS]

885
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,431
Put that down.

886
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:37,613
How about some nice
scratches instead?

887
00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,397
[LAUGHS] Oh.

888
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,480
Yes.

889
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,529
GUSTAFSON: Wow.

890
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,623
I don't like this.

891
00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:49,364
[BOTH LAUGH]

892
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,800
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

893
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,585
Oh, your hair. May I?

894
00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,104
Oh. Yes.

895
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,328
[CRUNCHING]

896
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,549
That's better.

897
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,772
BETH: Is this crazy?

898
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,557
It's been a long time.

899
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,381
I'm afraid I may have
forgotten how to kiss.

900
00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,867
Mmm. Mmm.

901
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,125
[KISSES] Mmm.

902
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,825
[BOTH GROANING SOFTLY]

903
00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:26,532
[NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US
NOW BY STARSHIP PLAYING]

904
00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:31,967
BETH: Oh, wow.

905
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,453
How beautiful. [CHUCKLES]

906
00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,977
MALE SINGER: ♪
Lookin' in your eyes

907
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,936
♪ I see a paradise

908
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:44,157
♪ This world that I found
Is too good to be true

909
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,376
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

910
00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:47,683
♪ Standin' here beside you

911
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,815
♪ Want so much to give you

912
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:52,818
♪ This love in my heart
That I'm feeling for you

913
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:53,902
[WHOOSHING]

914
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,650
FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Let
'em say we're crazy

915
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,826
♪ I don't care about that

916
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:05,701
♪ Put your hand in my hand
Baby, don't ever look back

917
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:10,967
♪ Let the world around
us Just fall apart

918
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,014
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we're heart to heart

919
00:42:15,097 --> 00:42:16,581
[WHOOSHING]

920
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:20,411
♪ And we can build
This dream together

921
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,979
♪ Standing strong forever

922
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,896
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

923
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:30,421
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers

924
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:33,163
♪ We'll still have each other

925
00:42:33,246 --> 00:42:38,037
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

926
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,952
[INHALER PUFFS]

927
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:41,733
♪ Whoa, whoa

928
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,392
MALE SINGER: ♪ I'm
so glad I found you

929
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:48,134
♪ I'm not gonna lose you

930
00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:53,139
♪ Whatever it takes I
will stay here with you

931
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:55,315
♪ Take it to the good times

932
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,840
♪ See it through the bad times

933
00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:03,933
♪ Whatever it takes
Is what I'm gonna do

934
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:08,285
FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Let them say
we're crazy What do they know?

935
00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:13,769
♪ Put your arms around me
Baby, don't ever let go

936
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:18,251
♪ Let the world around
us Just fall apart

937
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:23,648
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we're heart to heart

938
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:25,951
[SONG SLOWS DOWN, DISTORTING]

939
00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:32,309
[THUNDER CLAPS] [PUFFING]

940
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:33,915
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

941
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,440
[BETH SCREAMING]

942
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:39,969
[GASPING]

943
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,270
[FRANK PANTING]

944
00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:44,970
[GASPING, WHEEZING]

945
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,669
[CLICKS] [INHALES]

946
00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:50,975
[CLICKING]

947
00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:00,072
[METAL CLINKS, ECHOES]

948
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:07,866
♪ And we can build
This dream together

949
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,782
♪ Standing strong forever

950
00:44:10,865 --> 00:44:13,350
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

951
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:15,526
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

952
00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:17,920
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers

953
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:20,575
♪ We'll still have each other

954
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:25,227
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us Now ♪

955
00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:29,584
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

956
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,151
FRANK: After a relaxing
weekend away with Beth...

957
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:33,631
CYCLIST: [SCREAMS] Not again!

958
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,720
...it was time to
get back to the case.

959
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,853
So I called the L.A.
Chronicle news desk

960
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,985
to follow up on
Douglas O'Reilly,

961
00:44:40,068 --> 00:44:42,509
but was informed that he
hadn't made it into work.

962
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,290
So I headed to his apartment.

963
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,298
Douglas O'Reilly?

964
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:51,036
Lieutenant Frank Drebin
here, Police Squad.

965
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:55,954
[DOOR CREAKS]

966
00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,958
Hello?

967
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,310
Anyone home?

968
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,360
[SQUELCH]

969
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:09,711
Oh, no.

970
00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:13,192
Hey, Douglas, I stepped in
some kind of red liquid!

971
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:14,973
You got any paper towels?

972
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,541
I'm dragging it all
over your place.

973
00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:22,375
Huh.

974
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,377
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

975
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,945
I picked up your knife for you!

976
00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,464
Where do you want it?

977
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,817
[READING]

978
00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,478
[CLICKS]

979
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:40,742
Lieutenant Frank Drebin.

980
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,478
I did it. [CLICKS]

981
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,133
Okay. [OBJECTS CLATTER]

982
00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:49,050
O'Reilly, that you?

983
00:45:58,712 --> 00:45:59,800
O'Reilly?

984
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:02,976
[GASPS]

985
00:46:10,506 --> 00:46:11,947
And that's when it hit me.

986
00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,427
Like an idiot's
finished jigsaw puzzle,

987
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,908
I was being framed.

988
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,649
I needed to clean
the crime scene.

989
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,433
No body, no crime. [GROANS]

990
00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:21,826
[FAN RATTLES]

991
00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:23,610
[BLOOD SPURTS] [GROANS]

992
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,134
Hiding the body was
no longer an option.

993
00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,479
COP: Freeze!

994
00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:28,354
It's not what it looks like!

995
00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:29,791
[GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING]

996
00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:30,874
[BODY THUDS]

997
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,140
He's running!

998
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,580
[PANTING] Car, drive.

999
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,983
Thank you, car. [CAR DINGS]

1000
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,026
[LATCHES CLICK, ELECTRIC
ENGINE WHIRS] What the...

1001
00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,896
[ACCELERATING]

1002
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:54,072
Car, stop it.

1003
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:55,860
I said stop!

1004
00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:58,254
Hello, Drebin. Mind
if I take the wheel?

1005
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,038
Cane. What's going on?

1006
00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:01,866
I've taken control of the car.

1007
00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:03,389
It's a little trick I have

1008
00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:04,869
for when I want to fix mistakes.

1009
00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:06,697
So that's how Davenport died.

1010
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,917
He didn't drive himself
off a cliff, you did.

1011
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,570
Now you're getting
somewhere, Detective.

1012
00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:13,182
But not before he spilled
your secrets to that reporter.

1013
00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:14,618
So you went and killed him, too.

1014
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,794
I didn't kill him,
Frank. You did.

1015
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,753
You're the crazy cop
who stabbed the reporter

1016
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,537
and then drove himself
into the ocean.

1017
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,969
The hell I am. [HANDLE CLICKING]

1018
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,541
There's no escape, Drebin.

1019
00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,848
I'm just a little sad
that you won't be there

1020
00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:29,067
to see what I have in store when
the New Year's Eve balls drop.

1021
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,287
Oh, well. Have a nice trip.

1022
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:33,115
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
[PHONE CLICKS ON TABLE]

1023
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:34,852
[SIZZLING] Ohh. [SIGHS]

1024
00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:37,684
Hi, Susan.

1025
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,295
[ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRS]

1026
00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:40,553
[BEEPING]

1027
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,468
[CHIMES]

1028
00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:52,913
[GRUNTS] [GLASS SHATTERS]

1029
00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:05,887
Move! Move, move!

1030
00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:07,058
[YELPS]

1031
00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:09,930
[GRUNTING]

1032
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:12,719
[BUZZING] FRANK: Bees?

1033
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,413
No. No. No!

1034
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,198
[BUZZING]

1035
00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,113
[ACCELERATING]

1036
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,858
Move! Out of the way! Move!

1037
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:34,215
[BEEPING]

1038
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:39,964
[CLIPPY READING]

1039
00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:41,923
What? Open the doors!

1040
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,398
CLIPPY: You got it! [DINGS]

1041
00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:47,227
[GRUNTS]

1042
00:48:51,058 --> 00:48:53,325
Frank! Are you
okay? Where are you?

1043
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:55,937
Never mind that. I know how
Simon Davenport was killed.

1044
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,156
It was Richard Cane. He
drove him off the cliff.

1045
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,376
Well, there's a warrant
out for your arrest.

1046
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:02,334
[OVER PHONE] They're claiming
that you killed a reporter.

1047
00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,248
Say it isn't so.

1048
00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:04,380
It ain't so, Ed.

1049
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,729
There's another thing, Frank.

1050
00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:07,557
The mayor got wind
of this whole mess

1051
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,602
and they're pulling
our funding. What?

1052
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:11,866
Police Squad is shut down
effective immediately.

1053
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,390
This is all because
of me. I'll fix this.

1054
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,348
Do me a favor, Frank.
Lay low. You got it.

1055
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:17,431
Thank you, Ed.

1056
00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:19,085
[SIGHS]

1057
00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:21,480
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1058
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,140
FRANK: Excuse me, do you
have a phone I could use?

1059
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:29,836
Thanks.

1060
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:32,451
FRANK: As soon as I could,

1061
00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:34,497
I called Beth to
break her the news.

1062
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:38,062
It wasn't easy, but I hoped
it would bring her some peace.

1063
00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:40,628
Thanks.

1064
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,805
What the hell, man?

1065
00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:50,552
Oh, Frank.

1066
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:52,815
Thank you.

1067
00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:56,345
God, you're hurt. It's nothing.

1068
00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:57,777
Don't be silly. Come in.

1069
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,392
This is all I could find.

1070
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,134
Might sting a bit.

1071
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,917
Go for it.

1072
00:50:09,789 --> 00:50:11,577
[WINCES]

1073
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:14,145
It's okay. Keep going. Okay.

1074
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:17,714
Cane said he had something big in
store tomorrow for New Year's Eve.

1075
00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:22,371
I'm willing to bet it's whatever
Simon was trying to warn us about.

1076
00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:23,981
What do you mean, something big?

1077
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,591
[GRINDING] I don't know.

1078
00:50:25,674 --> 00:50:27,024
But people could be in danger.

1079
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:28,768
I see.

1080
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,466
Frank, I have a confession.

1081
00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,207
When my brother called
me before he died,

1082
00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:34,292
he told me some things
that I haven't told you.

1083
00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,559
Go on.

1084
00:50:36,642 --> 00:50:38,735
He told me he was working on
some kind of therapeutic device.

1085
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,650
Something to calm people down.

1086
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,869
But he was worried now that someone
could use it to do the opposite.

1087
00:50:42,952 --> 00:50:45,437
Calm people up? He didn't say.

1088
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,874
He just told me that if
anything were to happen to him,

1089
00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:51,661
I needed to do whatever it
took to stop the device.

1090
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:53,271
Those were his last words to me.

1091
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,839
So that's why you inserted
yourself into my investigation.

1092
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,145
Well, at first.

1093
00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:59,277
And that's why you showed
up at the Bengal Club.

1094
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,105
Yes.

1095
00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:03,455
And that's why - you pretended to love me.
-No!

1096
00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:04,717
Frank...

1097
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,458
No, how could you say that?

1098
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,766
I can't believe I opened
myself up to love again.

1099
00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:13,766
I wrote that whole song about
it. I rented studio space!

1100
00:51:15,898 --> 00:51:17,248
Don't go, please.

1101
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,077
Frank, please.

1102
00:51:20,686 --> 00:51:21,687
Look at me.

1103
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,126
What is that?

1104
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,695
What? [SCOFFS]

1105
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,487
That.

1106
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,794
That's my TiVo that
I lent you yesterday

1107
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:40,318
so that you could watch
season one of Buffy.

1108
00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,146
So that you could start
getting my references.

1109
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:43,843
I know that, Frank.

1110
00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:46,455
And I specifically told you not
to plug it into the internet.

1111
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,283
Oh. "Oh?"

1112
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,459
That's an Ethernet cord

1113
00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:53,723
going from my TiVo
directly into your router,

1114
00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:55,072
where the internet comes from!

1115
00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:56,552
I was just trying to plug
it into the electricity.

1116
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,901
And now they might be expired.

1117
00:51:57,984 --> 00:51:59,377
That means gone!

1118
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:01,731
No musical special.

1119
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:05,648
No Xander. No Spike.
No Cordelia Chase.

1120
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,085
No Daniel "Oz" Osbourne.

1121
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,088
No Willow-meets-her-doppelganger
episode. Nothing!

1122
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,352
Sorry, I didn't know they
were so... [INTERRUPTS]

1123
00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,615
Frank, we're in the middle of
an important... [INTERRUPTS]

1124
00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,052
Just stand there.

1125
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,441
[TiVo CHIRPING]

1126
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:25,184
[SCOFFS]

1127
00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:28,013
They're gone!

1128
00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,368
[PHONE RINGS]

1129
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,022
BETH: It's okay. It's
just the landline.

1130
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,106
I'll get it.

1131
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:36,940
Hello.

1132
00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:38,681
It's Ed. I've got something.

1133
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:40,030
Okay.

1134
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,375
I'll be right there.

1135
00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,564
FRANK: Ed had dug
through the bank footage

1136
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:55,437
and identified a man who'd
slipped out the back,

1137
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,310
who also happened to be Cane's head
of security and right-hand man.

1138
00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:02,748
If anyone knew Cane's plan, it would
be him. [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

1139
00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:05,273
We needed to get him alone
and put the squeeze on.

1140
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:08,189
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] FRANK:
But we had to do it in our own way,

1141
00:53:08,272 --> 00:53:10,317
off the books. We're
on our way now.

1142
00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:14,582
You're not my normal driver.

1143
00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:19,200
[DOOR CLOSES] This
isn't my normal car.

1144
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,376
[HISSES]

1145
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,200
That's not my normal gas.

1146
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:27,378
This isn't the normal way
I fall asleep. [GROANS]

1147
00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:34,689
[MONITOR BEEPING]

1148
00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:39,651
[GUSTAFSON SIGHS]

1149
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,792
NURSE: Hello, doctor?
He's waking up.

1150
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,708
What day is it?
NURSE: January 2nd.

1151
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,536
You've been here for three days.

1152
00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:52,929
Three days?

1153
00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,796
[EXHALES] What the...

1154
00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:58,935
Can you turn that up, please?

1155
00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:01,238
That won't be necessary, nurse.

1156
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:04,197
Hello, Mr. Gustafson.

1157
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,681
You!

1158
00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:07,378
Surprised to see me?

1159
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:09,772
Your little plan,
it didn't work out.

1160
00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:12,644
We stopped it.
The good guys won.

1161
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,168
Cane's in jail.

1162
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,083
And here's the bad news
for you. He's singing.

1163
00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:20,609
He told us you killed Simon
Davenport and that reporter.

1164
00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:22,915
There's talk you might
get the chair for this.

1165
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,656
-You're lying.
-Am I?

1166
00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:27,398
Mm-hmm. Then tell me
what really happened.

1167
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:28,569
[SCOFFS] Yeah, right.

1168
00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,099
Tough guy, huh?

1169
00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:37,408
You know what happens to big pretty
boys like you in San Quentin?

1170
00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:39,758
Ooh! They're gonna love you.

1171
00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:41,282
What are you talking about?

1172
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,414
Oh, yeah. I've seen
it a hundred times.

1173
00:54:43,497 --> 00:54:47,592
Massive cutie pie like you?
You'll be very popular.

1174
00:54:47,675 --> 00:54:52,162
First day in, probably have
your mugshot go viral online.

1175
00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:53,772
The "sexy jailbird."

1176
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:55,644
Congrats, you're famous.

1177
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:57,298
Okay.

1178
00:54:57,381 --> 00:55:00,431
Then one day, your new fan
army finds a legal loophole,

1179
00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,869
and suddenly, you're free!
You're back on the streets!

1180
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:05,480
That's... That's not bad.

1181
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:07,699
Only now, you've got
an image to uphold.

1182
00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:09,614
The "sexy jailbird."

1183
00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:12,791
Say goodbye to carbs.
Hello, intermittent fasting.

1184
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:16,360
You like ramen? Well, it's
all broth for you, baby!

1185
00:55:16,443 --> 00:55:19,798
Not to mention, there's
a new sexy jailbird now.

1186
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,453
And he's all about
body positivity.

1187
00:55:22,536 --> 00:55:25,064
He's eating burgers on
the prison Instagram

1188
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:27,284
while you're starving
to death. No.

1189
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:29,982
But your brand is skinny.
You can't change course now!

1190
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,458
So you decide to end it.

1191
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,899
Bang! Bullet in the head!

1192
00:55:33,982 --> 00:55:36,554
I wouldn't do
that. But you miss.

1193
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:39,078
You only get the part of the
brain that regulates farts.

1194
00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:40,863
No. Now you're a new meme,

1195
00:55:40,946 --> 00:55:43,169
"farting guy." Is
that what you want?

1196
00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:44,823
To be "farting guy"? No.

1197
00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:46,260
Come on, - tell me, farting guy!
-No. No.

1198
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,217
You love it! No!

1199
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:48,914
Tell me! You love it! Stop it!

1200
00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,522
It was all Cane's plan!
It wasn't my plan!

1201
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:54,398
What was?

1202
00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:56,487
He wanted to blast a frequency

1203
00:55:56,570 --> 00:56:00,404
that would infect people's brains
and turn them into savages.

1204
00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:03,973
And where was he gonna do
that? At the WWFC fight.

1205
00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:05,714
Downtown, midnight.

1206
00:56:05,797 --> 00:56:07,117
Where was he gonna
put the device?

1207
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,322
In the New Year's balls.

1208
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,584
The balls.

1209
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,418
Hey... where you going?

1210
00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:15,811
I want a lawyer, okay?

1211
00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,161
I'm sorry that we
framed you! I'm sorry!

1212
00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:20,294
Did you get all that?
BARNES: Every word.

1213
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:21,943
[POWER SWITCH CLICKS]

1214
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:32,349
We don't have much time. It's
only 90 minutes till New Year's.

1215
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:33,611
What? What is happening?

1216
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:35,744
How is getting a
confession like this legal?

1217
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,703
Sometimes to get the job done,
you have to break the law.

1218
00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:39,835
I do it all the time.

1219
00:56:39,918 --> 00:56:41,315
Huh.

1220
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,400
Did we get all that?
MAN: We got it.

1221
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,055
Huh?

1222
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,717
BARNES: Internal Affairs.

1223
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,980
You're under arrest for the illegal
detainment of Sig Gustafson.

1224
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:58,723
No! Ah! So you set
me up. Impressive.

1225
00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,116
Uh, just one thing,

1226
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,248
how were you able to build
these sets so quickly?

1227
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,902
I just told some
city contractors

1228
00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:06,688
that I'd pull their licenses
if they didn't help us.

1229
00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:08,994
Did you get all that?
MAN: Loud and clear.

1230
00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:11,384
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

1231
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,437
Hector Gutierrez, Department of
Occupational Safety and Health.

1232
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,700
Officer Barnes, you
are under arrest.

1233
00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:21,220
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1234
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:24,793
[BRAKES SQUEAL] [GRUNTING]

1235
00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:26,747
[CROWD CHEERING]

1236
00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:30,828
What are you doing?
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

1237
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:35,760
[HORN BLOWING] ANNOUNCER
1: Five minutes down.

1238
00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:38,502
There is the horn signifying
the end of round one.

1239
00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:40,678
ANNOUNCER 2: This crowd
is not happy, Jon.

1240
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,332
All right, very exciting stuff,

1241
00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:43,638
but we are now thrilled to be
joined in the broadcast booth

1242
00:57:43,721 --> 00:57:45,988
by one of the most vicious
bare-knuckle brawlers

1243
00:57:46,071 --> 00:57:48,904
from the first season of WWFC,

1244
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,990
Dan "The Bloody Widowmaker"
Daly. Welcome, Dan.

1245
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:53,996
It's weird.

1246
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:57,216
I, uh... I left my wife at home
and she was wearing makeup.

1247
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:59,044
Said she didn't have any plans.

1248
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,264
What do you think that's about?

1249
00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,919
I don't know. Me, neither.

1250
00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:05,529
And of course, none of
this would be possible

1251
00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:06,704
without tonight's sponsor,

1252
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,793
EdenTech's Richard Cane.

1253
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:10,791
[APPLAUSE]

1254
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:16,410
The boys in the lab loaned
me these special earplugs.

1255
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,150
They block digital frequency.

1256
00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:20,762
So if that bomb does go
off, we're protected.

1257
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:21,976
Nice work.

1258
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:24,069
Now, where's Cane?

1259
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:25,288
Cane is in the sky box.

1260
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,421
And what about backup?
There is no backup.

1261
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,335
What? You're wanted for murder.

1262
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:30,728
But Gustafson confessed.

1263
00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:31,990
We coerced him.

1264
00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,514
Haven't you ever heard
of the Miranda rights?

1265
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:36,473
What? I'm pretty sure
it's Carrie that writes.

1266
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:37,953
Miranda is a lawyer.

1267
00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:41,391
Charlotte's an art dealer.
And Samantha's a whore.

1268
00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:43,001
What? What is it?

1269
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:46,091
I've been trying to call Beth
for hours. She's not picking up.

1270
00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:47,611
I just hope she's okay.

1271
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:49,878
EMCEE: Live...

1272
00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:55,449
from scary downtown Los Angeles,

1273
00:58:55,532 --> 00:59:01,193
this is the main
event of the evening!

1274
00:59:01,276 --> 00:59:03,888
[EMCEE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

1275
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:07,805
Hmm. [PEELING]

1276
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,595
Yeah.

1277
00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:12,678
GUARD: Sir? Yes?

1278
00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,727
Oh! Please.

1279
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,557
Can I help you?

1280
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,738
Remember me?

1281
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:27,219
Well, hello, Miss Cherry Roosevelt
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.

1282
00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:28,394
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I, uh,

1283
00:59:28,477 --> 00:59:30,392
love your new look.
BETH: Thank you.

1284
00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:32,703
Please. Join me.

1285
00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:34,749
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen!

1286
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:38,666
It's...

1287
00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:42,579
time! [CROWD CHEERING]

1288
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,848
Check, check. I'm on
my way to the balls.

1289
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:49,154
Okay, Frank, comms working.

1290
00:59:49,237 --> 00:59:52,066
I'm in position.
We have 25 minutes.

1291
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,638
Hey, one beer, please.

1292
00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:55,987
We're closed.

1293
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:58,468
Man, come on. One beer's
not gonna kill you.

1294
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:00,161
One beer. [LIQUID POURS]

1295
01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:02,603
Get lost.

1296
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,995
How much?

1297
01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:06,084
It's free. Just get the
hell out of here. [GASPS]

1298
01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,478
FRANK: [OVER COMMS] Ed, do you
hear me? I can hear you, Frank.

1299
01:00:08,561 --> 01:00:11,437
Uh-oh. I think one of Cane's goons
is up there. FRANK: Come in, Ed.

1300
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,917
Frank, can you hear me?
FRANK: Check, check.

1301
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,703
Somebody's up there, Frank!
A guy is up there, Frank!

1302
01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:18,140
Oh, God! [SCREAMS]

1303
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:19,141
-What's that, Ed?
-ED: Oh.

1304
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:20,838
Uh, never mind.

1305
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,231
Gentlemen, we've been over
the rules in the back.

1306
01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:24,494
I expect you to fight clean,
fight hard, fight fair.

1307
01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:26,278
All right, the tension in
this arena is palpable.

1308
01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:28,237
The moment of truth
is here, folks.

1309
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,761
Straight to voicemail.
I'll bet she's with Gary.

1310
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,937
Let me use your phone. She
won't know your number.

1311
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,848
You ready? Let's get it on!

1312
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,246
[CROWD CHEERING]

1313
01:00:37,329 --> 01:00:40,728
Yeah! Let's go! [CHUCKLES]

1314
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:44,684
Oh! [CHUCKLES]

1315
01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,600
[GROANS] God, I love this.

1316
01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:49,475
Come on! [LAUGHS]

1317
01:00:49,558 --> 01:00:51,042
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1318
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,391
CANE: Wunderbar!

1319
01:00:52,474 --> 01:00:53,436
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

1320
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:55,003
[GUN CLICKS]

1321
01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:57,788
[GUN CLICKING]

1322
01:00:57,871 --> 01:01:00,482
Read any good books
lately, Miss "Spaghetti"?

1323
01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:04,099
Or should I say, Miss Davenport?

1324
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:07,276
I especially like the part
where the erudite housewife

1325
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:10,754
transforms herself into a
would-be assassin seeking revenge,

1326
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,713
hiding a... [GRUNTS]

1327
01:01:14,235 --> 01:01:15,545
...gun...

1328
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:16,803
in her garter belt.

1329
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,550
And another... [GASPS]

1330
01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:22,330
...in the small of her back.

1331
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:24,941
And a...

1332
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:26,987
shotgun... [RATTLING]

1333
01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:29,515
...in her beautiful...

1334
01:01:29,598 --> 01:01:30,774
brunette wig.

1335
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:32,475
Tie her up.

1336
01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:34,734
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1337
01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:41,615
Okay, Ed... I'm at the balls.

1338
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,135
I'm gonna look for the
device. [CHEERING IN DISTANCE]

1339
01:01:47,181 --> 01:01:48,404
ED: Nice work, Frank.

1340
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,362
MAN: Hey, you got free beer?

1341
01:01:50,445 --> 01:01:52,103
No, there's not free...

1342
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:53,670
Oh, boy.

1343
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,759
It's got to be in
here somewhere.

1344
01:01:55,842 --> 01:01:57,322
[GRUNTS]

1345
01:01:58,845 --> 01:02:02,200
[CLICKS] [ELECTRICAL HUMMING]

1346
01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:03,941
FRANK: Ed, come in.

1347
01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,199
Go on, take it and go.

1348
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:07,902
Uh, Frank, can you hear me?

1349
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:10,596
ANNOUNCER 2: Coker lands a
brutal knee to the chest!

1350
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:14,517
FRANK: I think I see it, Ed.

1351
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,737
[GRUNTS] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1352
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,827
All right, it looks as though we're
having some technical difficulties

1353
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,306
with the New Year's Eve ball.

1354
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,478
I can't quite reach.

1355
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,960
Uh. [CREAKING]

1356
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:30,002
ANNOUNCER 2: Look at this!

1357
01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:31,882
The pants are off!

1358
01:02:31,965 --> 01:02:33,010
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1359
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,234
What the hell is going on?

1360
01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,149
DAN: All right. I
believe the TV networks

1361
01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:39,673
have blurred what's
happening here.

1362
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,980
So for those of you back home,
I will try to paint a picture.

1363
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:45,766
The legs themselves
are pale and white,

1364
01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,811
sprinkled with
cinnamon soft hair.

1365
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:50,161
Now turning our
gaze to the middle,

1366
01:02:50,244 --> 01:02:52,511
where we find something
quite magnificent.

1367
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:54,209
The main event, if you will.

1368
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,124
A grand bratwurst,

1369
01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:59,867
fit for the Imperial Court
of the Kaiser himself.

1370
01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:02,260
Or maybe a loaf of unbaked bread

1371
01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:04,088
wearing an afro wig.

1372
01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:06,525
[RATTLES] [GRUNTS] I
got it. I got it, Ed.

1373
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,088
[OVER SCREEN] Okay,
I'm gonna get out.

1374
01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:15,313
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1375
01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:17,319
Drebin.

1376
01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:19,625
All right, get security
down there now!

1377
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:20,888
Nothing to see here, folks!

1378
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:22,890
Police business.
Please, carry on.

1379
01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,235
All right, buddy, time to go.

1380
01:03:25,627 --> 01:03:27,372
FRANK: [ON MIC] Now
listen to me good.

1381
01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:30,027
My name is Frank Drebin.
From Police Squad.

1382
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,594
Drebin!

1383
01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:32,856
FRANK: This event is now over.

1384
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,119
Everyone vacate the
premises immediately.

1385
01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:36,381
[CROWD BOOING] Now!

1386
01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,209
Okay, playtime's
over. Give me the mic.

1387
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:40,599
Don't take another
step, buddy! That's it.

1388
01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:42,823
ANNOUNCER 2: Oh!

1389
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,738
Buffer goes down! [CHEERING]

1390
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,305
You like watching a
real man kick ass?

1391
01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:49,260
[CHEERING]

1392
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,875
Oh!

1393
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,356
ED: [OVER COMMS] Frank, get the hell
out of there! You've got company!

1394
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,398
All right. Goodbye,
everyone. Uh...

1395
01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:59,008
Have a good night.

1396
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:04,279
All right, you,
you, come with me.

1397
01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:06,237
Tell everybody to put in
their frequency plugs.

1398
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,630
And her, too.

1399
01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:09,153
We don't want her going
crazy in here, do we?

1400
01:04:09,236 --> 01:04:10,372
ED: What do you see, Frank?

1401
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,548
The device has
some lights on it.

1402
01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:14,811
Various holes. Weighs about...

1403
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:16,857
two-and-a-half chili dogs.

1404
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:20,034
It's got some sort of timer
on it synced up to midnight.

1405
01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,166
CANE: Hello, Detective.

1406
01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:24,255
Easy now. Let's have
it. [GUN CLICKS]

1407
01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:25,256
Stop right there.

1408
01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:27,519
Don't do it. Make one more move,

1409
01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:30,566
and I'll blow its freaking computer
brains all over this floor!

1410
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:31,785
CANE: Think about it, Drebin.

1411
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,351
Everything I'm doing
is for guys like us.

1412
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,005
-Guys like us?
-Yes.

1413
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:37,961
Powerful, righteous men,
who actually give a damn.

1414
01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:40,010
Come on, Frank,

1415
01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:43,100
you said it yourself, "The
world was better before."

1416
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:44,663
[CLICKS] [DEVICE BEEPS]

1417
01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,670
What have you done?

1418
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:48,627
[BEEPS] [CHUCKLES]

1419
01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:49,890
[PULSES]

1420
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,413
[BANGING] [MAN SCREAMING]

1421
01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:52,849
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

1422
01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:54,978
[CROWD SCREAMING]

1423
01:04:56,327 --> 01:04:58,550
[SCREAMING CONTINUES] [GRUNTING]

1424
01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:00,161
[BLOWS LANDING]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

1425
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:01,640
[GRUNTING]

1426
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:02,723
[SHOUTS]

1427
01:05:11,298 --> 01:05:12,564
[GROANING]

1428
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:14,653
[SCREAMING] Whoa! Ah!

1429
01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:15,785
[SCREAMING]

1430
01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:17,565
[SHOUTING, GRUNTING]

1431
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,356
[SCREAMING]

1432
01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:22,657
Ahh.

1433
01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:25,969
Get out! Shh! Quiet!

1434
01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:29,843
"Four wheels move the body,
two wheels move the soul."

1435
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,019
ALL: All right. It's a
famous quote I got from...

1436
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:33,107
Quotes.com.

1437
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,848
HENCHMAN: Hey, boss! Yeah.

1438
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,066
What do you want
me to do with her?

1439
01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:37,981
Leave her here. She'll
be dead by morning.

1440
01:05:38,064 --> 01:05:39,809
[GASPS] You fellas know
how to ride, right?

1441
01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:40,854
Let's do it! Yeah!

1442
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,334
[ELECTRICAL HUMMING]

1443
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,206
WOMAN: Hold on.
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1444
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:46,729
[GROANING]

1445
01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,644
[SHOUTS] [CRASHES]

1446
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,734
WOMAN: Whoa! Whoopsie.
Go, go, go. No!

1447
01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:53,993
[SHOUTING]

1448
01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:56,957
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

1449
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,132
Look at this!

1450
01:05:58,215 --> 01:05:59,607
[LAUGHS] [CRASHES]

1451
01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:06,701
[BEEPS]

1452
01:06:07,398 --> 01:06:08,398
[BEEPING]

1453
01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:11,232
[BEEPS]

1454
01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,842
[LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY]

1455
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,144
[CROWD SHOUTING]

1456
01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:23,674
Ahh!

1457
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,685
Stay back! I don't
want to hurt you.

1458
01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,813
[SHOUTING] [FERGALICIOUS
BY FERGIE PLAYING]

1459
01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:33,946
[GROANS]

1460
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,824
[SHOUTS, YELPS]

1461
01:06:38,907 --> 01:06:40,000
[MAGAZINE DROPS,
KICKS] [SCREAMS]

1462
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,388
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

1463
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:46,136
[SHOUTS, GRUNTS]

1464
01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:47,655
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
[MAGAZINE CLICKS]

1465
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,007
To the bunker,
gentlemen! [EVIL LAUGH]

1466
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,100
[TEETH CRACKING]

1467
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:53,883
FERGIE: ♪ Hold, hold,
hold Hold, hold up!

1468
01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:55,185
♪ Check it out

1469
01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:00,842
[SQUELCHING] [GROANS]

1470
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,583
[GROANS, SCREAMS]

1471
01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:05,939
[RHYTHMIC GRUNTING]

1472
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,810
♪ I'm the F to the
E-R-G The I, the E

1473
01:07:07,893 --> 01:07:09,551
Whoa! [GRUNTING]

1474
01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:11,683
♪ And can't no other
lady Put it down like me

1475
01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:13,250
♪ I'm fergalicious ♪

1476
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,817
[SIGHS]

1477
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,423
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

1478
01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:21,533
FRANK: Come on.
Come on. Come on.

1479
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,434
[PEOPLE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]

1480
01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:35,051
[NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING]

1481
01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:43,280
Daddy?

1482
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,239
[SQUAWKS]

1483
01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:47,628
Help me, Daddy. What do we do?

1484
01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:52,724
[CANE LAUGHS]

1485
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:55,854
Come on! Weird Al's
waiting! [CHUCKLES]

1486
01:07:58,291 --> 01:07:59,731
[OWL SQUAWKS]

1487
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:02,908
Whoo-hoo! Just like old times.

1488
01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,080
[SQUAWKS]

1489
01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:05,689
Come on!

1490
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:09,611
Let me get this guy first.

1491
01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:10,869
[GROANS]

1492
01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:14,746
Got him! Okay, this
guy on the right.

1493
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:15,791
[GRUNTS]

1494
01:08:15,874 --> 01:08:18,402
Ew. [CAWS]

1495
01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:20,444
Come on, Daddy,
enough playing around.

1496
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:22,184
Oh, thanks.

1497
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,840
That's him! A little lower.

1498
01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,196
[OWL HOOTS]

1499
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:30,279
Okay, here.

1500
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,630
You've got a clear shot.

1501
01:08:35,937 --> 01:08:36,768
Take it!

1502
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:39,032
[SCREECHES, FARTS] Ahh!

1503
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,773
Whoa! That was so much!

1504
01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:43,862
You still got it, Daddy. [CAWS]

1505
01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:46,256
[GRUNTS]

1506
01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,339
[SHOUTING]

1507
01:08:48,472 --> 01:08:49,821
[YELPING]

1508
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,959
Thank you, Daddy!

1509
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,049
[IN OWL] I'm proud of you, son.

1510
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,264
[GROANS]

1511
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:01,137
[GRUNTS]

1512
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,141
You see what you've done, Cane?

1513
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:09,975
It's not too late to
stop this madness!

1514
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,890
This isn't madness, Drebin.

1515
01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:12,978
This is progress!

1516
01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:14,763
MAN: Progress?

1517
01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:17,331
The needs of the few should never
outweigh the needs of the many.

1518
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:19,376
There was a time
when you knew that.

1519
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:20,943
So it's come to this.

1520
01:09:21,026 --> 01:09:23,076
The culmination of our journey.

1521
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,688
All this... this stuff
that's taken place

1522
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:28,298
between you and me!
[TOILET FLUSHES]

1523
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:30,692
This, uh... Thanks,
Dave. I got it from here.

1524
01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:33,390
I'm so sorry. I messed up
the lines a little bit.

1525
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:35,000
No problem. You did great. Yeah.

1526
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,437
See you Sunday? See you Sunday.

1527
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,873
[GRUFFLY] Okay, Cane!

1528
01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:39,048
DAVE: Please, no! Get off me!

1529
01:09:39,131 --> 01:09:42,356
Stop! I'm not even
in this movie!

1530
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:43,574
Somebody!

1531
01:09:43,657 --> 01:09:46,664
Anyway, look at us!
Isn't this beautiful?

1532
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:48,492
Exactly as nature intended.

1533
01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:52,627
Two great Kodiak bears,
facing one another

1534
01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:54,890
in an epic battle for dominance.

1535
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:57,932
If it's a fight you
want... very well.

1536
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,068
[GROWLS] [GROWLS]

1537
01:10:08,421 --> 01:10:09,513
[GRUNTS]

1538
01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:10,728
[BLOW LANDS] [GROANS]

1539
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:14,866
Oh! Ow!

1540
01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:18,779
You hit my belly! You hit
the soft part of my belly!

1541
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,177
What the hell?

1542
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,658
Have you ever actually
been in a fight before?

1543
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,312
Uh, yeah! I have.

1544
01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:27,832
Oh, my God. I think
I'm gonna barf.

1545
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,273
Is that normal?

1546
01:10:30,356 --> 01:10:32,057
Do you want to keep fighting?

1547
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,668
What? No!

1548
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,713
My tummy still hurts a lot!

1549
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:36,714
Well, in that case... [GROANS]

1550
01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,499
...I'm gonna arrest you.

1551
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:41,676
You can't arrest me. You
still didn't catch me.

1552
01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:42,851
There's nowhere to run!

1553
01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:44,501
I won't be running.
[METALLIC CLINKING]

1554
01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:46,677
I'll be flying.

1555
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:48,461
[WHIRRING]

1556
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,551
[SHOUTS, CACKLES]

1557
01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:56,382
[GROANS]

1558
01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:05,783
Richard Cane...

1559
01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:09,265
[SIGHS SOFTLY]

1560
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,097
...you're under arrest.

1561
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,099
[CUFFS CLANKING]

1562
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:15,314
[BIKE BELL DINGS]

1563
01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:20,493
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

1564
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,809
[SIGHING GRIMLY]

1565
01:11:27,892 --> 01:11:30,155
He won't be hurting
anyone anymore.

1566
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:32,112
It's over.

1567
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,508
Not for me, it isn't.

1568
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,777
No. Please.

1569
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,997
Think about this, Beth.

1570
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,433
Killing him won't fix anything.

1571
01:11:43,516 --> 01:11:45,348
Why should I let him live?

1572
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:47,002
It won't bring Simon back.

1573
01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:48,960
You don't know that for sure.

1574
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,833
You're right.
Anything is possible.

1575
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:55,271
But you have to let the
justice system do its job.

1576
01:11:55,354 --> 01:11:57,230
That's rich, coming from you.

1577
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,362
The truth is, Beth,

1578
01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:02,539
once you kill a man for
revenge, there's no going back.

1579
01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:06,239
It stays with you forever,
following you like a shadow.

1580
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,763
A voice in your head
saying over and over,

1581
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:11,109
"Man, that was awesome!"

1582
01:12:11,849 --> 01:12:13,985
So, put the gun down.

1583
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,727
If not for me, then for us.

1584
01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:18,377
For our future together.

1585
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,905
I love you, Beth.

1586
01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:24,474
Don't throw it all away
for a few seconds of...

1587
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,042
the best feeling you would
ever have in your life.

1588
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:28,474
[CRIES]

1589
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:39,442
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]

1590
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,451
[SIGHS SOFTLY]

1591
01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:55,070
Go ahead.

1592
01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:56,154
Do it.

1593
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,335
[ONE TIMEBY ENYA PLAYING]

1594
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:12,305
♪ Who can say Where
the road goes?

1595
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,176
I love you. I love you.

1596
01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:15,699
[LAUGHING]

1597
01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:17,310
♪ Only time

1598
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,050
Ronald, wake up!

1599
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,965
[GASPS] You got the promotion!

1600
01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,358
Oh!

1601
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:23,925
Bring it in. [CHUCKLES]

1602
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:26,362
♪ As your heart chose? Only time

1603
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,229
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1604
01:13:35,933 --> 01:13:38,766
Not bad for a stubborn old fool.

1605
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:43,553
I guess old men really are the
toughest, smartest, most capable,

1606
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:45,638
sexiest beings on the planet.

1607
01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:47,644
Oh, Frank,

1608
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:49,686
you've made me a
very happy woman.

1609
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:51,731
Me, too.

1610
01:13:52,732 --> 01:13:54,865
♪ Only time

1611
01:13:56,214 --> 01:14:01,528
♪ And who can say
Why your heart cries

1612
01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:05,314
♪ When your love
lies? Only time ♪

1613
01:14:05,397 --> 01:14:07,098
[OWL CAWING]

1614
01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:08,618
[SONG FADES]

1615
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:11,403
[CAWS]

1616
01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,668
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1617
01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:26,422
CHIEF DAVIS: As a result of
Lieutenant Frank Drebin's

1618
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,729
heroic work on New Year's Eve,

1619
01:14:28,812 --> 01:14:32,080
I am happy to announce
that Police Squad is back

1620
01:14:32,163 --> 01:14:37,433
with a renewed commitment to
accountability and justice.

1621
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:40,262
And in that spirit,
we will not ignore

1622
01:14:40,345 --> 01:14:43,047
Lieutenant Drebin's
questionable actions

1623
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:45,833
on the days leading
up to the event.

1624
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,226
And right now, Frank Drebin

1625
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:54,058
is being subject to a rigorous and
thorough internal investigation.

1626
01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:55,103
Thank you.

1627
01:14:55,186 --> 01:14:56,844
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

1628
01:14:56,927 --> 01:14:59,412
[BABY WANTS TO ROCK
BY MONDO ROCK PLAYING]

1629
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,495
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

1630
01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:03,198
[SHRIEKS]

1631
01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:05,283
SINGER: ♪ Baby wants to rock ♪

1632
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,203
Oh!

1633
01:15:08,286 --> 01:15:09,770
[PLAYING STEEL DRUMS]

1634
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:11,728
Well, Beth, here's to us.

1635
01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,426
To us. [GLASS CLINKS]

1636
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,749
[THE NAKED GUN FROM THE FILES
OF THE POLICE SQUADPLAYING]

1637
01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,229
What is happening? What?

1638
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,058
This is strange.

1639
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:42,754
Come on.

1640
01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:45,627
Taylor?

1641
01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:48,809
Are you all right?

1642
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:51,115
BETH: What's happening,
Frank? I'm scared.

1643
01:15:51,198 --> 01:15:53,766
Okay, honey. We'll get
to the bottom of this.

1644
01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:56,599
Oh, God.

1645
01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,597
Wake up, you piece of shit!

1646
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:01,078
FRANK: Keep it together.

1647
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,473
Wait a second. What is this?

1648
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:08,564
Do you hear that music? Yeah.

1649
01:16:15,179 --> 01:16:18,534
[MUFFLED GURGLING]

1650
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,232
Who the heck are you people?

1651
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,361
Have you been watching
us this whole time?

1652
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,016
You've seen me in shorts?

1653
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,453
Step back, honey, please.

1654
01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:32,592
[GLASS BREAKING] FRANK: Ow!

1655
01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:34,985
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

1656
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:37,767
[SIREN WAILS] Yo! Cops!

1657
01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:52,825
[PINS RATTLE]

1658
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,615
[SIREN CONTINUES WAILING]

1659
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:57,134
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

1660
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:01,181
Whoa!

1661
01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:04,097
[SIREN WAILS]

1662
01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:18,721
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

1663
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:22,333
[MY SWEET BETH BY
FRANK DREBIN PLAYING]

1664
01:17:26,206 --> 01:17:29,427
FRANK: This goes out
to a very special lady.

1665
01:17:31,081 --> 01:17:32,386
♪ Beth

1666
01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:37,653
♪ You are The love of my life

1667
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,614
♪ I want to make you my wife

1668
01:17:43,615 --> 01:17:45,269
♪ Sweet Beth

1669
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:51,671
♪ You opened my heart up

1670
01:17:51,754 --> 01:17:54,848
♪ To loving again...

1671
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,676
You did that.

1672
01:17:56,759 --> 01:17:58,503
You know what, I've
never really been

1673
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:02,029
in a professional
recording studio before.

1674
01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:03,334
What does this do?

1675
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,771
[DRUMBEAT PLAYS] FRANK: Oh,

1676
01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:06,424
that... that's nice.

1677
01:18:06,507 --> 01:18:09,123
That's got a good
sound to it, huh?

1678
01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:11,687
No, no, no. I don't need
to touch it. That's fine.

1679
01:18:12,383 --> 01:18:13,471
♪ Beth

1680
01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,912
♪ Oh

1681
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:19,089
♪ Top-shelf curves

1682
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:22,615
♪ And brains to boot

1683
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:28,616
♪ And boots that would top
my brain's Top Ten list...

1684
01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:30,884
♪ Aboot boots...

1685
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:34,666
♪ And the curvy brains
That bought them

1686
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,756
♪ Also breasts

1687
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,499
♪ My sweet Beth

1688
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:49,293
♪ When I first saw
you In my office

1689
01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:53,859
♪ I kept thinking
About your body

1690
01:18:55,556 --> 01:19:00,431
♪ 'Cause I didn't
yet know Your mind

1691
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,695
♪ I don't mind

1692
01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,054
♪ My sweet Beth

1693
01:19:11,137 --> 01:19:12,229
[DRUMBEAT PLAYS]

1694
01:19:12,312 --> 01:19:14,710
It is just fun to
play those things.

1695
01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:18,409
Do you mind if I... I
pick up this guitar?

1696
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,411
I always wished I knew how to do
it. [PLAYING ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO]

1697
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,892
FRANK: Hey!

1698
01:19:22,975 --> 01:19:24,150
Ah, here we go.

1699
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,724
You know, it's
surprisingly easy.

1700
01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:31,244
[GUITAR SOLO CONTINUES]

1701
01:19:32,985 --> 01:19:35,600
FRANK: Ow! It kind of
hurts your fingertips.

1702
01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:37,250
No one tells you
about that part.

1703
01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:41,298
♪ My sweet Beth ♪

1704
01:19:42,995 --> 01:19:46,694
Thank you, Beth, for
opening up my heart...

1705
01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:48,744
to love again.

1706
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:49,915
[PIANO MUSIC SWELLS]

1707
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:51,965
[DRUMBEAT PLAYING]

1708
01:19:52,048 --> 01:19:54,528
FRANK: I just had to
get one more.[GIGGLES]

1709
01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:02,710
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1710
01:22:07,226 --> 01:22:10,926
[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

1711
01:24:38,682 --> 01:24:40,427
ANNOUNCER: Everyone,
put your hands together

1712
01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:43,560
for the world's last
living entertainer,

1713
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:45,475
"Weird Al" Yankovic!

1714
01:24:45,558 --> 01:24:47,956
[ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING]

1715
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:50,476
How's everybody doing tonight?

1716
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,088
Hello?

1717
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,570
Anybody here?

1718
01:24:58,354 --> 01:24:59,354
Cane?

1719
01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:01,748
Evil billionaires?

1720
01:25:03,794 --> 01:25:05,100
Crab-hands guy?

1721
01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:09,408
Oh, what the heck?