1 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:37,871 ADAM'S APPLES 2 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,794 Adam? Sorry I'm Iate. 3 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,391 Ivan Fjeldsted. CaII me lvan. 4 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,196 I'm a bit flustered but l've been Iooking forward to meeting you. 5 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,551 Let's get going. 6 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:04,357 Let me take your bag. That was ... Come on. 7 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:16,196 PeopIe who have been in prison are often a bit protective of their stuff. 8 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,511 Have you lived in the country before? 9 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,752 This is our small church. Just take a Iook at this. 10 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,670 This is our appIe tree. We're very proud of it. 11 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,908 There are Iots of appIes this year. Lots and Iots. 12 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,908 It's probably because of the warm summer. 13 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:08,031 They're not ripe just yet. Don't eat that. Come with me. 14 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:19,838 - Good morning. - Good morning. 15 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,828 Adam wiII stay with us. This is KhaIid and Gunnar. 16 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,634 I won't talk to egghead. 17 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,515 There will be Iots of time for that kind of taIk. 18 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,676 Come on, Adam. 19 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,917 What does the O stand for? In Adam O. Pedersen? 20 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:49,750 What's the story about the O? Your parents must have toId you. 21 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,396 - I forgot to ask. - That's a good answer. 22 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,831 It says here that you're a neo-Nazi. 23 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,271 Are you really? 24 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,996 It's not the first thing that springs to mind by looking at you. 25 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,955 Here it says you're EVlL. lt's rude to write that on a person's CV. 26 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,754 Are you really eviI? 27 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,999 I didn't think so. Tell you what, just forget about this - 28 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,352 - because there are no evil peopIe. We don't beIieve in that. 29 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:26,236 If you only Iook for eviI then the world is eviI. 30 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:31,833 But you can try to focus on the siIver lining as we do here. 31 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,237 That makes everything easier. 32 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,353 In Iater years the DeviI has sent his troops to test us - 33 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,358 - but we have conquered them aII. 34 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:47,395 All of us here have found God in some way. 35 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,388 You just met Khalid and Gunnar. I saw that you did. 36 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,149 Gunnar was paroIed four years ago. 37 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,148 He was just to stay three months, but he chose to stay. 38 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,909 Gunnar was what you wouId caII an aIcoholic. 39 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,908 He stole and raped girls but now he's on the wagon - 40 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:14,356 - and is studying theology. He's not the only one. There's aIso Khalid. 41 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,757 He used to rob gas stations. 42 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,875 Do you remember a young man being shot when he went to buy condoms? 43 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,679 - No. - KhaIid is stiII not allowed at Statoil. 44 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:35,274 A few hostage dramas later he's Iearning Danish and is doing well. 45 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,869 Tell me what l have to do. 46 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:42,232 I can't do that. You have to discover that for yourself. 47 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,433 All l want is for you to set yourseIf a goaI. 48 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,595 Are you Iistening to me? 49 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,360 Yes, l beIieve l am. 50 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,348 In any other situation I wouId say that you are rude - 51 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:02,759 - but Iet's not talk about that now. What do you want your goaI to be? 52 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,358 I wouId Iike to bake a cake. 53 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:16,076 Bake a cake? Oh, an appIe cake? 54 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,999 Yes, an apple cake. 55 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:24,320 - My goal is to bake a big apple cake. - With the appIes from our garden? 56 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:29,355 - Yes, the appIes from the garden. - That's a good idea. 57 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:35,271 I think we found your goal. You're going to bake a cake. 58 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,075 You'll look after the tree untiI 1 st of August. 59 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:43,592 Then you'II use them to bake an apple cake. 60 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:29,394 I just wanted to give you this. lt has both the old and the new testament. 61 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,070 It's a good thing to have. Sleep tight. 62 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,915 EviI has many faces - 63 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,557 - and it can be difficult to teII them apart and choose sides. 64 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:14,278 Especially these days where so many things are said in this and that town. 65 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,996 Everything has so many nuances. Also we humans. 66 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:25,469 If the game of chess had undergone the same development as humans - 67 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:31,038 - the queen would be in front, the rooks wouId be crooked - 68 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,357 - and the pawn wouId be the main piece. 69 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:40,874 We no longer know who we are and this rootlessness ... 70 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:47,872 Are we boring you, Poul? Is the word of God boring to you? 71 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,629 - Are we boring you? - I need to go to the loo. 72 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,559 - Can't it wait? - Not reaIIy. 73 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,196 We finish in 20 minutes. 74 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:04,191 - I think that Poul can wait that long. - Let him go for sake of fuck and crap. 75 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:09,838 - So we can song sing now. - Okay, democracy has spoken. 76 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,635 Go, Poul. Go take a crap. 77 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:19,756 - But you can't come back in. - That's okay. 78 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:24,909 You have to use the hospital loo because you can't use ours. 79 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:30,035 - Why not? - It's locked during the service. 80 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,596 - Why? - For security reasons. 81 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,155 Let's continue if it's okay with Poul. 82 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:46,275 We'll sing 634 ''You know my heart''. 83 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,199 There's fried pork. 84 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:07,429 It was a good sermon today. At least it was shorter than usual. 85 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,916 Too bad for oId Poul Nordkap. 86 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:18,793 Ivan is aIways on his case. He Ieaves during the sermon. 87 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:23,073 It's not nice of him. He always does that. 88 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:27,910 It's because he was in a concentration camp during the war. 89 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:34,193 He's become restless in his old age. He's 86. 90 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,836 It won't be any fun when that age comes. 91 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,435 Don't worry about lvan. 92 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:47,192 He's okay. Just don't venture into an argument with him. 93 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,077 - What the hell are you doing? - Me? 94 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,915 - My phone! - I thought you were sleeping. 95 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,557 And my wallet! Are you stealing my stuff? Have you gone insane? 96 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,639 - I'm sorry. - Piss off, fatso! 97 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,475 - Sleep tight. - Piss off! 98 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,436 BOOK OF JOB 99 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,717 - They're not moving. - They cheeky for sake of fuck! 100 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,071 FIy home bird for sake of fuck! 101 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,919 What are we going to do? 102 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,159 There won't be any apples left for your cake. 103 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,955 Let the paki monkey cIimb up and shoo them away. 104 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:23,312 - I'm not talking to you. - I don't know anything about birds. 105 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,239 What do we do in a case like this? 106 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,598 You leave them alone, I think. 107 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:41,352 - Can't we let them eat the apples? - They're Adam's appIes for the cake. 108 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,553 - For sake of fuck, he can't bake. - You don't know that. 109 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:50,675 If Adam wants to bake us a cake it's our job to support him. 110 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,952 - He can't bake bread. - Shut up! 111 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,948 - I can tell. - What the fuck do you know, paki? 112 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:03,234 That's the right attitude. That kind of attitude wiII get us some cake. 113 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:15,511 - There's more of them coming. - That's just plain rude. 114 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,516 That's good. Very authentic. 115 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,748 - No bird wiII come back now. - Reverend Fjeldsted? 116 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,952 Yes? CaII me lvan. 117 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,948 - I'm Sarah Svendsen. - Hi. This is my assistant Adam. 118 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:54,359 I'm not from around here. I wanted to come to the service but l couIdn't. 119 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,348 Don't apoIogise. You only cheat yourself. 120 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,792 What's this? You're in a bad way. 121 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,468 Let's go inside and taIk. 122 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,315 - I met this guy. - The milk has gone bad. 123 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,753 - Fine. - I was thinking about her. 124 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,839 - Me too. - No, you didn't. 125 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,396 Are you saying l didn't? Are you? 126 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:27,799 Let's take that discussion right now. This may be the right time and pIace. 127 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,676 John says: ''He came to Canaan after having turned water into wine.'' 128 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:38,591 ''A boy was sick. Jesus said: Do to others as you want them to do to you.'' 129 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,678 Don't call me inconsiderate. 130 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:48,353 - It's okay. l don't take miIk. - Maybe we have some cookies. 131 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:54,829 Adam, could you go see if there's a few cookies for Sarah and me? 132 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:07,279 - Maybe I shouldn't have come. - Sure. So you met a guy? 133 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:12,634 I have been in lndonesia working for the WorId Wide Fund for Nature. 134 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,675 I made Iove to a man and got pregnant. 135 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,678 I used to drink a lot before. 136 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:26,273 Now l'm in AA and l've been sober for 341 days. 137 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:32,828 Now they're saying that the baby may be handicapped. 138 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:38,876 - I don't know where the dad is ... - Just a second, Sarah. 139 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:46,509 Why do l get three cookies and Sarah onIy two? Don't you find that odd? 140 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,950 There were five Ieft. Hers Iooked bigger. 141 00:16:55,080 --> 00:17:01,918 I don't think so. Have you measured the cookies? He never does that. 142 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,112 Let's stop this discussion. 143 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,674 - You wouId Iike to get rid of it? - Yes ... No! 144 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:16,715 There's a 60% chance that the baby is handicapped. 145 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:22,916 I have to decide within a week before it's too Iate. 146 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,078 I can't handle a handicapped chiId. 147 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,272 60 per cent is a Iot, right? 148 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,431 It's just statistics. Let me tell you something. 149 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:42,749 When we were expecting our son we were told that he couId be disabled. 150 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,829 We couId have been intimidated by statistics and reason - 151 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,511 - but we chose to Iook at the bright side, and now ... 152 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:58,556 When l see him run around in the garden or doing his homework - 153 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,309 - we're happy that we chose to have him. 154 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,956 You won't find anyone to say otherwise. 155 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,518 The DeviI is testing us all the time. We have to make the right choices. 156 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:18,193 If we aII Iistened to reason the world would be a gloomy pIace to live. 157 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,473 You need to follow you heart and have the baby. 158 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,869 - Fuck! - Good morning. 159 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,116 Fuck, that hurt! 160 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:51,648 Why the hell haven't you turned the cooker off? 161 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,339 This looks bad. 162 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,896 What did reverend FjeIdsted say? 163 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,137 He's a frigging idiot. 164 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:11,095 He may be weird, but he's a good boy. 165 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:17,330 His Iife sure as shit hasn't been easy. Everything went wrong from the start. 166 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:20,850 His mother died giving birth to him. 167 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:28,171 He Iived with his father and sister. 168 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:33,500 - Until they took him away. - Ivan? They took lvan away? 169 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:39,013 No, nobody took lvan away. The father was taken away. Henning. 170 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,131 Why? 171 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:48,337 He was fucking those kids bIack and blue. They could hardly walk. 172 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:54,217 - Shut up and fix this. - Pardon my forthrightness. 173 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:59,574 I've Iearned it's best to teII it Iike it is. 174 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,250 You're best served by being toId the truth. 175 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:12,216 What's this l hear? The cooker bit you? 176 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:17,414 - Gunnar forgot to turn it of. - Take a seat. l'd like to taIk to you. 177 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:27,569 Do you know why all this is happening? 178 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:31,295 Why are all these birds in the tree? 179 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,698 And the cooker. Why did you burn yourself aII of the sudden? 180 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:43,535 I think someone is trying to teII you that you shouldn't go near the cooker. 181 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:46,812 You can't bake a cake without a cooker. 182 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:50,456 I think Satan is testing us. 183 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:54,778 By not Ietting me bake the cake? 184 00:21:54,980 --> 00:22:01,089 He's trying to fight us. He's testing your strength to withstand him. 185 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:05,179 He's aIways doing it to me. Look at your hand. 186 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:09,168 You're a complete moron. Nobody is doing anything. 187 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:15,569 - Gunnar just forgot to turn it off. - He always makes sure to turn it off. 188 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:21,571 - That fat pig is hammered! - Hey, fat and drunk! 189 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:25,739 So many accusations, but there may be an explanation. 190 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:32,175 You shouId know that he was the best Danish tennis player in his youth. 191 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:37,977 He won all his matches but then a ball was mistakenly caIIed to be out. 192 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:41,855 Gunnar Iost and everything went downhill . 193 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:48,939 What about KhaIid? This was in his coat pocket. 194 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:52,974 - What are you saying? - Those two haven't changed. 195 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:57,492 - You're a joke. - Let's forbid peopIe to wear hats. 196 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:04,094 - It's a balaclava during summer. - KhaIid is from a hot cIimate. 197 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:10,136 - Here's fucking 1 7,000 in cash. - You're reaching, Adam. 198 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:14,458 KhaIid is saving to buy new clothes. You didn't know. 199 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:22,493 Give me my phone and my waIIet or l'll smash your face in. 200 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:30,258 That's not fucking mine! 201 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:38,170 Stay away from my stuff. Do you understand? 202 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:44,569 You're lucky that l'm going back in because l would beat you every day. 203 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:50,013 - I'm going to the casualty room, - WiII you pass the market? 204 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:54,975 - I could. - Could you get my cough syrup? 205 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:59,890 - Sure, what's it called? - Von Osten. 206 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:04,730 Right. Think about what we can do about the birds, if you have time. 207 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:21,333 Here you go. lt can't be traced but throw it away anyway. 208 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:26,011 Can you shoot with that hand? Are you going to whack the priest? 209 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,496 He's fucked up. He got it in the ass as a kid. 210 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:35,138 - Now he's aII turn the other cheek. - But you're getting out in 1 1 weeks. 211 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:38,969 We're waiting for you. Espen can't control them. 212 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:43,298 - I'm not going to shoot him. - I just want to understand. 213 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:47,413 I need to break him. All that goodness shit. 214 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:53,410 Does it invoIve the pear pie? Espen says you talk about a pie. 215 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,090 It's an apple cake, okay? It doesn't matter. 216 00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:01,373 I said that l would bake a cake and the idiot won't Iet up. 217 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:07,974 He says that the Devil is testing us because birds are eating the appIes. 218 00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:16,171 Do you need help? 219 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:21,056 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 220 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,456 See you. 221 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:54,051 Go on. Get them! 222 00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:57,093 Don't be afraid. Go on. Get them. 223 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:02,818 - He's making them nervous. - They care fucking not about the cat. 224 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:07,172 - All can see. - Yes. Lambert is not working. 225 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:10,133 My granddad had a cherry tree. 226 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:17,212 It was attacked by birds, so he shot a few in the morning and evening. 227 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,650 Shot them? With a gun? 228 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,169 No, a waffle iron. 229 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:26,009 Of course it was a gun. What gun? 230 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,212 One like this. 231 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:33,336 You know what? 232 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:37,931 I think that we shouId try it. Can you take them from there? 233 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:42,099 Can we guns use? For sake of fuck, why you not said? 234 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,414 - Well ... - Lambert? 235 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:54,056 Lambert, are you okay? 236 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:57,218 What just happened? 237 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,896 He's dead. 238 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,729 - It was a shit cat anyhow. - He shot my cat. 239 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:12,013 Let's stop with the accusations. It was an old cat. 240 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:16,008 He just happened to fall down whiIe we were shooting. 241 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:19,974 If you want to discuss it now we can. 242 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,898 Okay. 243 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:31,170 We taIked about your grandfather. Do you know what I think? 244 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:34,611 I think it's going to be a good day. 245 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:49,329 It's too bad that Khalid won't come in when we're making his favourite food. 246 00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:53,692 - He's embarrassed about Lambert. - Where did he get the gun? 247 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:58,610 - Is he a terrorist? - He wants to return to Saudi Arabia. 248 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,449 You shouId see his dream house. It's reaIIy nice. 249 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,016 With a bit more Statoil money he can go home. 250 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:11,169 - Why not just rob a bank - KhaIid is very committed to politics. 251 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:15,931 He onIy robs multinational companies. That's why he robs StatoiI. 252 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:22,613 StatoiI stole his father's land for the oiI. KhaIid is taking back his property. 253 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:26,529 - StatoiI is Norwegian. - No, l don't think so. 254 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:31,052 - StatoiI is Norwegian! - Remember to teII KhaIid that. 255 00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:36,129 - So lvan knows what he's doing? - Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm. 256 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:39,252 Ivan is not exactly normaI. 257 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:43,897 The anniversary of his wife's death is coming up. 258 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:48,616 - He had a wife? - Yes, Linda. 259 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:55,532 She ate some piIIs and killed herseIf because they got a handicapped son. 260 00:29:55,740 --> 00:30:02,293 He's got cerebral paIsy. He can't move at aII. She couldn't take that. 261 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,891 Can I come in? 262 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:17,336 Adam, there sure is no shortage of recipes for apple cake in this worId. 263 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:30,890 It Iooks Iike we've won round one. 264 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:42,456 - What a handsome man. Your father? - That's Hitler. 265 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,379 No, HitIer had a beard. 266 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:54,492 You're right. I'm thinking of that Russian guy. I'II Ieave you to it. 267 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:59,296 Hitler's enemies didn't take him seriously either. 268 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:05,336 Don't you think that I do? That's just plain rude. 269 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:13,054 OId PauI Nordkap who's in the hospitaI with no wiII to Iive - 270 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,252 - he was a bigger Nazi than anyone. 271 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,896 Why do you think they ask me to cheer him up? 272 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,568 Wasn't he in a camp? 273 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:28,730 Sure. He was working there. He met Goblins and aII those foIks. 274 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:32,569 - GoebbeIs? - He was probabIy aIso there. 275 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:37,376 Come with me to visit. Then we can see who takes who seriously. 276 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,536 Deal? 277 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,568 BOOK OF JOB 278 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:31,969 HeIIo! I'm gIad that you couId make it. 279 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:37,777 He's dying. He won't Iast through the night. l broke it to him gently. 280 00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:41,814 Well, Iet's give him a good sendoff. 281 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:45,569 - How's the hand? - Okay. 282 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:51,013 What about the honker, Ivan? It took quite a beating. 283 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:55,896 You don't have to waste money on perfume anymore, lvan. 284 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,898 You won't smell anything again. 285 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,297 Yes. Come on, Adam. 286 00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:11,777 What's up with you, PouI? Have you lost your appetite? 287 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:17,293 - I've brought a guest for you. - HeIIo. Adam Pedersen. 288 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,891 - Are you feeIing a bit low? - I'm scared. 289 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,853 ReIax. What have you been up to? 290 00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:31,090 - Have the nurses been nicer to you? - Don't make them. l don't deserve it. 291 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:36,215 They have been nagging Poul because of this past but we put a stop to that. 292 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:41,369 Didn't we, Poul? Has Miriam been nicer to you? 293 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:47,450 Yes, she made me hot chocoIate yesterday and tucked me in. 294 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:53,178 - They are aII so nice to me. - That's good. Don't be upset. 295 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:59,455 - I don't deserve it. Let it be. - Everybody deserves to be tucked in. 296 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:03,892 - Did she fluff your duvet and piIIow? - Yes. 297 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,136 There, there. 298 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:11,698 I apologise for trying to cheat. 299 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:15,779 I just don't like being inside the church. 300 00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:20,292 - That's all forgotten now. - I know that's what you aIways say. 301 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:25,779 I'm scared, lvan. I dare not sIeep. I'm so afraid. 302 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,893 FiddIesticks! You have nothing to worry about. 303 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:36,289 Let's focus on the peopIe who cares for you and aII your IoveIy memories. 304 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,129 Oh God! 305 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:45,892 Poul, don't cry anymore. Don't be so hard on yourself. 306 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,739 All has been forgiven. 307 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:55,459 If you only knew what we did ... All those poor people. 308 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:59,892 - It can't be forgiven. - Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore. 309 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,898 Oh God! 310 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:06,888 Stop your whinging. It's not as bad as all that. 311 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:11,059 We aII make mistakes but we don't let it bring us down. 312 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:16,931 You're crazy, man. 313 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:24,458 Why do you say that? Why spoiI the mood by being plain rude? 314 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:28,619 I'd be happy to discuss it, but this is not the place. 315 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:31,892 Let's focus on the word of God. 316 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:36,696 God forgives all, PouI. God forgives all. 317 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:53,730 It's difficuIt. 318 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:58,616 Even though you seen it before it's stiII difficult every time. 319 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:11,336 - Did you discuss your wife's death? - Yes, I talked to lots. 320 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:18,457 - A wife's suicide must be painful. - Yes, that can't be nice. 321 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:22,448 - Linda didn't take her own Iife. - But she took piIIs? 322 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:27,290 Yes, but it was an accident. 323 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,456 Accident how? 324 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:35,417 Christoffer had been pIaying with her piIIs and had put them in a candy dish. 325 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:42,093 Linda aIways had a sweet tooth and she thought they were yellow M&Ms. 326 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,451 Your son Christoffer? 327 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:50,415 - So he's actuaIIy abIe to move? - Why wouldn't he be? 328 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:54,977 - I thought he was paraIysed. - No, l wish. 329 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:59,696 There's no stopping him. Just yesterday he was pIaying rounders. 330 00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,611 I don't believe you, lvan. 331 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:20,452 - I just don't. - I've never heard anything that crazy. 332 00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:25,609 Has Gunnar told taII stories and pIayed fast and Ioose with the truth? 333 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:29,369 If it is that's just plain rude. 334 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:35,093 Why don't you bring him tomorrow? 335 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:39,612 He's aIready coming. He's been pestering me aII week to come. 336 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:43,893 - Good. - Then you can see for yourseIf. 337 00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:06,609 - Good morning. - Good morning. 338 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:16,415 Christoffer, this is Adam. Adam, Christoffer. 339 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:20,090 Maybe you couId go say heIIo. Yum, eggs. 340 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,335 SmaII mouthfuIs. 341 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:50,898 - He's paraIysed. - What did you say? 342 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:55,059 - I have to go in tower. - You two stay here. 343 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:58,616 - I need shoot black bird. - Sit down. 344 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:01,976 He's paraIysed. 345 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:07,849 Christoffer, go into daddy's office. Now! 346 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:19,134 This will not be pIeasant to watch. What did you say? 347 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:23,128 He's paraIysed. Isn't he paralysed, Ivan? 348 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:26,059 Is he really, Adam? 349 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:29,969 Yes, he has cerebraI palsy. 350 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:36,330 That is just crazy. KhaIid, what do you have to say? 351 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:41,336 KhaIid? 352 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:44,612 Him is it. 353 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:48,574 Ivan, he's spastic paralysed. 354 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,849 Your son's a spastic. Your wife kiIIed herself. 355 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:58,292 Your mother died giving birth to you. Your dad raped you. 356 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:05,691 Look at me, lvan. Look at me. 357 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:15,819 You bleeding from an ear. You bIeeding from an ear, for sake of fuck! 358 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:18,614 The other way. 359 00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:33,255 - Ivan was bIeeding from an ear. - That has happened to me. 360 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:37,612 Just drink miIk. Plenty of milk. 361 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,617 Just give up, Ivan. 362 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:45,895 There's something you shouId know. 363 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:52,778 Christoffer is recovering from a very nasty bout of the flu. 364 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:57,451 I'm the first to admit that he's been a bit sIuggish lately. 365 00:41:57,660 --> 00:42:02,450 - Shut the fuck up! - If he hurts you turn the other cheek. 366 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:05,413 God is on my side. 367 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:51,453 What is his probIem? He needs to be Iocked up! 368 00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:55,448 I'm not one to gossip - 369 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,255 - but he's always been considered a phenomenon. 370 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:03,453 - I don't know if you know? - How the hell shouId I know? 371 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:09,451 - He's sick. Very sick. - I bIoody weII know that. 372 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:13,448 No, not like that. Well, he is that too - 373 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:18,450 - but he's terminally iII. 374 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:23,450 - What's wrong with him? - Cancer. 375 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:27,289 He has a brain tumour the size of a voIIeyball. 376 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:31,493 I've never seen anyone with such a large brain tumour. 377 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:35,613 I'II bash your face in if you call him a walking miracle. 378 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:39,335 Have you heard about the Ravashi syndrome? 379 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,338 Ravashi was an lndian footballer - 380 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:47,136 - who Iost both his feet in a go-kart accident in 1 957. 381 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:54,257 In a state of shock over the accident he ran home on the stumps of his Iegs. 382 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:58,294 His brain bIocked the fact that he had no feet. 383 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:02,049 For two months he came to practice. 384 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:08,176 - He kept his midfieId position. - Without feet? 385 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,896 They were a bad team. They were maybe in the fifth league. 386 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:17,013 Ivan has experienced so much hardship - 387 00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:21,452 - that he needs to find an expIanation in order to live with it. 388 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:28,452 That's why he thinks that the DeviI has it in for him. 389 00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:33,450 Ivan wouId say that everything is a test. 390 00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:38,051 You're a test, his cancer is a test, his son's handicap is a test. 391 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:44,176 In Ivan's mind he's locked in fierce battle with the DeviI himseIf. 392 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:50,410 Ivan has no mind to Iose and he bIocks out everything Iike Ravashi. 393 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:56,013 He's in denial about all the bad stuff. Death, mutilation, hardship, evil. 394 00:44:56,220 --> 00:45:00,611 That simpIy doesn't exist in lvan's world. 395 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,179 Why does he bIeed from his ears? 396 00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:12,330 We have asked ourselves that. l think it's when something comes too cIose. 397 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:19,412 Someone once got through to him. He bIed from his ears once before. 398 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:22,453 That was three years ago. 399 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:28,257 - What happened? - You don't know his sister Katinka. 400 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:31,850 A totaI slapper. She fucked everybody. 401 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:37,180 I even fucked her when she was here to have her adenoids removed. 402 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:40,850 When she died Ivan almost fell to pieces. 403 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:43,893 He bIed from his ears and got sick. 404 00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:49,456 - What happened then? - You know lvan. 405 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:54,370 A few days later he was jolly as ever. 406 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:57,970 You couId kill him by making him understand? 407 00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:01,013 Yes, in theory. 408 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:22,333 Give up, Adam. 409 00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:26,613 God is on my side. Never forget that. 410 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:37,293 Hi. The cooker is broken. 411 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:41,539 - I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza. - Let's fix it. 412 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:44,698 - I don't know how. - We'll get by. 413 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:49,371 - Where did Christoffer go? - He's in your office with a woman. 414 00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:56,338 She's quite upset. Her name is Sarah and she's a reaI hottie. 415 00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:02,331 When she saw Christoffer she started screaming. She didn't want coffee. 416 00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:06,613 Well, we'd better ... 417 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:13,656 So nice of you to visit again. 418 00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:17,136 - Has he been good? - Tell me he isn't yours. 419 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:22,255 I can't because this is Christoffer. Have you two been introduced? 420 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:28,774 - How can you say the things you did? - Say what kind of things? 421 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:34,418 You said that nothing was wrong with him. That he could do math. 422 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:38,659 Yes, he can. Even the complicated kind. 423 00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:49,609 Adam, maybe you should go get some of the cookies that Sarah Iikes. 424 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,655 I'II come too. 425 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:22,297 Is anyone hungry? 426 00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:45,458 You can hook up the new cooker now. We'll see if this one Iasts a bit Ionger. 427 00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:49,016 - What are you doing? - Playing with coins. 428 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:52,849 - Gunnar is good. - But you're pregnant. 429 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:57,019 - It's a bit Iate for that. - We're rewriting an articIe. 430 00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:02,499 - About what? - The tigers in the Orient. 431 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:06,932 Here they write that there's onIy 400 Ieft. 432 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:11,053 That's a sure way to make them extinct. 433 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:15,458 - Like Iast round at the pub. - What do you do then, Gunnar? 434 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:20,097 - You buy a pint an a chaser. - The fuck you do! 435 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,497 Gunnar is right. We have to do something. 436 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:27,249 - Shut up, man! - Stay out of it. 437 00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:31,214 Yes, Adam, stop disturbing us because we're busy. 438 00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:37,052 - Five tigers is dying every day. - Six! Six tigers a day, Adam. 439 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:38,411 They can really jump high those tigers. 440 00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:08,613 I'II come right out and say it. You better come with me. 441 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:14,338 There's a new apple problem. ShaII we say in five minutes by the tree? 442 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:25,854 I come and no understand. I Iook fruit and see worm. 443 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:31,214 No, l actuaIIy discovered it, but I don't need any credit. 444 00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:34,218 For sake of fuck, is on aII fruit. 445 00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:38,811 That's just plain rude. 446 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:43,571 Yes, Adam, it never stops. 447 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:50,128 Let's do something about it. Take down the sick fruit and spray the rest. 448 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:55,619 Gunnar, come with me. We have to arrange PouI's return to God. 449 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:28,500 BOOK OF JOB 450 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:26,136 Poul BaekeI Hermann, known to friend and foe as Poul Nordkap - 451 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:29,810 - Iived a long and fuII Iife. 452 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:34,935 In his life Poul learned that to know God you must dance with the Devil. 453 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:38,815 If any Poul Nordkap sureIy did that. 454 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:42,979 Poul learned that it's futile to fight good because - 455 00:53:43,180 --> 00:53:49,813 - despite aII the crueIty, screaming and tears he had caused in his youth - 456 00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:53,933 - he reaIised in the end that this was just a mere moment. 457 00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:57,815 The ocean heaved but it was a wasted effort. 458 00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:03,140 The worId continued and good prevailed as always. 459 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:09,051 That's why PouI can return to God with peace of mind. 460 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:14,539 Adam and l were by his side when he passed quietly away. 461 00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:19,609 His Iast words were: ''I'm not afraid. l'm ready.'' 462 00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:23,130 But this is not aII about PouI - 463 00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:30,178 - because today Christoffer turns nine. Before we gorge ourseIves on cake - 464 00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,292 - Iet's honour PouI with a hymn. 465 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,335 Kaj Munk's number 634. ''You know my heart''. 466 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:37,490 There you are. I thought you had gone to bed. 467 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,851 - I'd Iike to talk to you. - Can't it wait? 468 00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:45,815 It has been a long day for Christoffer with aII this attention. 469 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:52,971 - I'd Iike to talk to you now. - Okay then. 470 00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:58,254 Go into dad's office and cuddIe up under a bIanket. 471 00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:03,136 What's up with you? Is the business with the birthday cake? 472 00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:08,175 - What if the Devil isn't testing you? - What do you mean? 473 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:12,009 What if it isn't him who's been dogging you? 474 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:16,532 I see. You're reaching again. 475 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:20,176 If not the DeviI then who? A little elf? 476 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:25,454 Maybe all the birds, the cooker and the worms are just a coincidence? 477 00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:31,496 - Is that what you're telling peopIe? - God. 478 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,533 - Pardon? - God. 479 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:41,536 - I don't understand. - What if God is on your case? 480 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:44,935 Why would he do that? 481 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:50,294 Because he hates you. I've read this book. Book of Job. 482 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:53,173 - Yes. - You've read it, right? 483 00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:03,533 No. lt's about a crocodile. That's what l've heard. 484 00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:08,609 Yes, it's about a crocodile, but it's aIso about much more. 485 00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:14,019 Remember God kiIIed Job's cattle? His seven camels and his ten kids? 486 00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:18,577 He takes everything away from him and makes him a Ieper. 487 00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:21,613 Does that remind you of anything? 488 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,889 I never had a camel. 489 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,376 Look at me. Look at me, lvan! 490 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:34,535 You know that God is behind this, right? 491 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:37,812 God is not on your side, lvan. 492 00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:41,695 Yes, he is. 493 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:48,817 I don't believe any of this shit. I just want you to know that it's God. 494 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:53,093 The DeviI hasn't wasted any time on you. 495 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:55,609 God wants to kill you. 496 00:57:55,820 --> 00:58:01,292 You're just so dense that you don't get it. 497 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,060 Why are you doing this to me? 498 00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:08,299 Because I'm eviI. You can't change that. 499 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:03,410 There fire in sky. 500 00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:08,091 Him lvan gone? He forgot moron kid. 501 00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:20,448 For sake of fuck, it was all fresh! 502 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:23,970 Every night we now go to bed hungry. 503 01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:25,935 He's done for. You could use him as a crapper. Have you had coffee? 504 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:31,851 - No. ls he going to ... - Die? You bet your ass he is. 505 01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:37,817 Why do you think that the bloke began bIeeding from aII orifices in his skull? 506 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:41,808 I give him four weeks, five tops. 507 01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:47,572 From a medical point of view it doesn't matter. He's come to his senses. 508 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:52,217 Somehow you've managed to take away his faith. 509 01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:56,732 - That's why l want to buy you coffee. - It doesn't matter. 510 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,408 Well excuse me. 511 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,810 Are you ready? 512 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:38,774 Get up, lvan, we need the room. 513 01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:40,891 Go with Adam. 514 01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:46,699 Are you coming? 515 01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,980 CaII me when he gets to weak. 516 01:03:57,180 --> 01:04:00,968 We'll give him a room and a shot of morphine. 517 01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:29,253 God hates us, Christoffer. 518 01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,849 He's aIways hated us. 519 01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:35,813 It doesn't Iook too good. 520 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:43,858 Gather the others. 521 01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:10,412 Well, the fact is ... 522 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:16,575 Adam already knows but ... 523 01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:20,891 I'm dying. 524 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:26,290 - Die how? - I'II sleep with the worms. 525 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:31,972 - Are you not going to stay? - No, that wouId be difficuIt. 526 01:06:32,180 --> 01:06:35,570 What are we to do? 527 01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:39,534 Well, l hope that you ... 528 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,336 I don't know. 529 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:52,775 I don't know what you shouId do. I don't know anything anymore. 530 01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:59,419 If I said anything that you can use then do that or don't. 531 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:01,815 I don't care. 532 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,856 That's all. 533 01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:25,691 - Where you're going? - I feeI Iike a drink. l've earned that. 534 01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:29,973 - Gunnar ... - Leave me aIone. 535 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:34,731 - You idiot! - Gunnar, that's stupid. 536 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,334 You had a hair. 537 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:23,255 Here's one more. We have three. 538 01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:27,453 - Ivan deserve good cake. - What the fuck are you doing? 539 01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:34,292 - I'm picking apples. - With a paki? 540 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:39,855 - What happened? - Lightning. 541 01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:44,690 What's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding us? 542 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:50,691 - You climb trees with a nigger. - That ... 543 01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:56,691 - Esben, just go home. - He say go away and take fat friend. 544 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:03,658 Jorgen, let's teach our little Black friend some manners. 545 01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:06,693 What the fuck are you doing? 546 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:10,688 I feeI stress. He come with psycho knee. 547 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:14,779 - He shot me. - Here witness. Him done before. 548 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:18,575 - He shot me! - I say sorry, fatso! 549 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:22,216 - Take him with you. - You'II regret this. 550 01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:25,856 And you, nigger, you're dead. 551 01:09:27,820 --> 01:09:31,699 - You stupid? l have gun. - You can't just shoot people. 552 01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:37,611 He came with that shoulder. Psycho shoulder. There's his back. 553 01:09:39,260 --> 01:09:41,490 Stop it! 554 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:52,611 I are off baIance. I no Iike seeing lvan like that. 555 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:57,257 It's a shitty day. I want leave this faggot country. 556 01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:34,688 KhaIid ... You have to talk to him. 557 01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:37,289 He has problems. 558 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,970 Gunnar is aIso behaving strangeIy. 559 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:47,413 - Well, you know ... They need you. - Leave me aIone. 560 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:54,258 Yes, but just have a talk with them. 561 01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:56,849 They'II Iisten to you. 562 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:06,258 I'II put the appIes in the fridge. 563 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,939 Do as you pIease. 564 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:25,851 Gunnar, what are you doing? 565 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:33,370 - Nothing. - Where's Sarah? 566 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:40,090 - She's gone home. - What's with all those things? 567 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:44,259 - It's just an aubergine ... - And the racket? 568 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:52,258 It was in. Everyone said that is was in. 569 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:01,097 - Go on in. - Not while you are here. 570 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:04,019 Can I see how you Iive? 571 01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:10,214 No. 572 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:22,859 - She got very drunk. - What have you done? 573 01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:27,690 Nothing yet. She just got drunk. 574 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:30,972 - She wanted it. - Put that stuff down. 575 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:38,051 It's her fauIt for getting that drunk. 576 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:51,688 Let's go to bed. 577 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:54,539 You come with me. Go on. 578 01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:06,568 - Wow, so many guns. - KhaIid, where are you going? 579 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:08,896 StatoiI must die. 580 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:12,251 - WouIdn't you rather stay here? - No. 581 01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:17,488 - You won't shoot anyone, right? - Drop it. I no want to shoot you. 582 01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:20,612 You meddIe and l shoot your face. 583 01:13:20,820 --> 01:13:25,974 - Can we go with you? - You want rob with me? 584 01:13:26,180 --> 01:13:29,729 - Yes. - So nice. But no smoke in car. 585 01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:33,933 No. Get in. 586 01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:01,857 I'II go in first. I have to use the Ioo. 587 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:08,249 Okay, but no shooting anyone before me come in. 588 01:14:08,460 --> 01:14:11,532 Hat on, Gunnar. 589 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:17,295 Is there a back door? Run! Get out of here! 590 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:20,253 Get out! Run! 591 01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:28,450 - Where's employee? - They ran. 592 01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:31,538 For sake of fuck! 593 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:47,014 - Are you done? - Don't you want some cigarettes? 594 01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:03,490 Stop it! Let's go! 595 01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:24,536 Are you hurt? 596 01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,860 That went well. 597 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:35,735 You have to talk to Ivan. You need heIp, both of you. 598 01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:39,410 He also needs heIp. Come on. 599 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:42,259 - Take of that hat. - Yes. 600 01:15:54,300 --> 01:16:00,170 - Hi. Where did you go last night? - We were at the gas station. 601 01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:03,850 - Was I very drunk? - No, you were nice. 602 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,609 What are you doing? Where are the other appIes? 603 01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:12,496 - We ate them. - Have you eaten seven apples? 604 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:18,696 - He was hungry. You only had beer. - For fuck's sake! 605 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:25,692 You look good in that outfit. Did we fooI around yesterday? 606 01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:32,776 The girIie boys are here again. There are more. 607 01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:41,817 - Go into the church. - I no hide from that bunch of faggots. 608 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:45,774 Look how many they are. Go into the church. 609 01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:03,333 You can go fuck yourself. 610 01:17:03,540 --> 01:17:07,818 - We just want the paki. - WiII you stop that noise! 611 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:25,699 I really shouldn't have come out here and ask for some peace and quite. 612 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:29,654 I have six, maybe seven, days Ieft to live. 613 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:32,328 I deserve to be abIe to nap. 614 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:37,409 I can't manage you rude people. Please leave. 615 01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:40,339 We just want the paki and do him. 616 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:47,173 Do what you want. You can take him to the woods. I just want peace. 617 01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:52,135 - Get him! - That is just plain rude! 618 01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:57,972 We'll do this another way. Give me everything that makes noise. 619 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:15,008 What the fuck was he doing? 620 01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:18,417 Asshole! 621 01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:25,576 - I wasn't my fauIt. - Let's get out of here. 622 01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:08,260 In medical terms this is caIIed a half Kennedy. 623 01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:12,697 In medical terms this is caIIed a half Kennedy. 624 01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:17,576 He won't get over that. I can assure you of that. 625 01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:23,776 Well, you just say your goodbyes and l'll stick the kettle on. 626 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:57,258 It's not nice to take the church car. It's for the dead. 627 01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:00,975 Shut up, Gunnar. So goodbye to you all. 628 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:05,890 - You could stay. lvan may return. - Ivan is toasted. 629 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:10,013 I have to go home. What you say, Adam. 630 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:14,292 I don't know. You decide. 631 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:18,493 I go. I sorry about lvan. I sorry that you can't make cake. 632 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,692 See you, Adam and the Sarah. 633 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:25,575 Fuck you, Gunnar. 634 01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:27,736 Well, okay. 635 01:20:41,460 --> 01:20:46,250 - Go to your room. - Don't get angry, but ... 636 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:54,058 - Where is that from? - Don't hurt me. 637 01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:58,697 I took it by accident. I'm sorry. I'II never do it again. 638 01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:21,612 - Enter. - His bed is empty. 639 01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:25,290 - Yes. - Where is he? 640 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:30,335 It doesn't make sense. l'm a man of science. l beIieve in figures. 641 01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:34,089 I'm going somewhere where the sick die - 642 01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:40,330 - and don't go sit in the garden with a cheese burger after having been shot. 643 01:22:40,540 --> 01:22:44,010 - Is he in the garden? - Yes. 644 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:47,576 He just got up and went for a walk. 645 01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:52,490 The bullet simply shot the tumour away. 646 01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:59,014 Now they're teIIing me that the bloke is weII again. I've bIoody weII had it. 647 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,895 Hi, Adam. 648 01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:36,532 - I baked an apple cake. - Yes. 649 01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:41,735 Should we have a go? 650 01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:07,498 - What's the name of the child? - Ivan Lambert Andersen. 651 01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:11,295 Ivan Lambert Andersen ... 652 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:15,937 I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the HoIy Ghost. 653 01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:18,096 Amen. 654 01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:24,937 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 655 01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:27,608 - Come back. - No time. 656 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:32,575 - We're going to lndonesia. - Interesting. Because of the tigers? 657 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:37,808 No, l plan to pIay tennis again. They have the best courts. 658 01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:40,534 It's because of junior. 659 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:44,858 With his Down's syndrome he'll just Iook like the others. 660 01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:49,531 Yes, tigers are reaIIy fascinating. You're aIways weIcome. 661 01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:52,937 - We have to go. - Don't you have to change? 662 01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:55,893 I'II do it in the car. 663 01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:01,493 Come on, Gunnar. 664 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:12,455 Arne and Noller. Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 665 01:26:13,660 --> 01:26:17,699 Okay then. This is my assistant, Adam OIe Pedersen. 666 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:21,210 We've been looking forward to meeting you. 667 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:24,332 Well, let's go. I'II take the bags. 668 01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:27,771 What the fuck is wrong with your eye? 669 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:32,850 - What do you mean? - You Iook like a spastic. 670 01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:35,016 Really? 671 01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:38,929 I think that's just a rude way to break the ice 672 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:43,770 We'll come through town so let's ask what they think of me. 673 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:48,929 This is not the place for that discussion because you'II Iose. 674 01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:55,416 The eye is fine. We'll discuss it in the car. 675 01:26:55,620 --> 01:27:00,250 Good idea with that discussion. Come on.