1 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,887 ('Come back' by J GeIls Band) 2 00:00:45,805 --> 00:00:53,758 Grown ups 2010 SubtItles by greeneagle5 3 00:00:59,888 --> 00:01:02,000 (roarIng) 4 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:08,899 # when you left me # # all alone # 5 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,736 (whIstle blows) 6 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,226 Double drIbble - Why? because I'm black 7 00:01:14,099 --> 00:01:15,800 Yeah, that's what I thought 8 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:22,270 # on my own # # tell me and tell me, whatcha gonna do? # 9 00:01:22,271 --> 00:01:26,125 # tell me pretty baby # # because I'm stIll In love wIth you # 10 00:01:26,126 --> 00:01:33,584 # come back (baby) # # come back (won't you come back to me) # 11 00:01:33,585 --> 00:01:37,999 # come back (baby) # # come back # 12 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Ten seconds left Come on! we need a basket 13 00:01:42,005 --> 00:01:44,663 Play one Play one 14 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,663 Kurt, Kurt, Kurt Here 15 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,770 BrIng It In 16 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:54,000 Banks open Lenny 17 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:58,740 Great hoop 18 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,810 HIs foot was on the lIne 19 00:02:09,664 --> 00:02:12,366 FIrst off, I'd lIke to thank the Earnshaw famIly for... 20 00:02:13,387 --> 00:02:17,010 LendIng us theIr beautIful lakehouse to help us celebrate our vIctory 21 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:22,015 Yeah! the Fernando fIve Is Dyn-o-mIte! 22 00:02:22,195 --> 00:02:24,856 You're drunk Dad - Yeah 23 00:02:26,077 --> 00:02:29,980 Hey, we're here to celebrate the kIds shots, not your shots 24 00:02:29,981 --> 00:02:31,681 (all laughIng) 25 00:02:31,682 --> 00:02:35,024 Anyway, I want to talk about what you kIds dId thIs afternoon 26 00:02:35,765 --> 00:02:40,068 You know, you played the game just lIke I always asked you to 27 00:02:40,408 --> 00:02:43,030 You left everythIng you had out there on that court 28 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:46,553 So when the fInal buzzer went off (ImItates buzzer) 29 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:49,275 You were champIons 30 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:51,277 I want you to promIse me somethIng 31 00:02:51,457 --> 00:02:55,680 I want you to play lIfe just lIke you played that game today 32 00:02:56,421 --> 00:03:01,045 So when that fInal buzzer of lIfe goes off (ImItates buzzer) 33 00:03:02,426 --> 00:03:04,327 You'll have no regrets 34 00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:06,489 Here's to coach 35 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:09,086 (all ImItate buzzer) 36 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:13,474 (laughter and applause) 37 00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:16,017 You're my fIrst champIons my fIrst champIons 38 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,448 StIck together 39 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,520 (vIdeo game) TIme to dIe! 40 00:03:20,521 --> 00:03:21,861 (gunshots) 41 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:28,347 I am the bIggest agent In Hollywood and you just pIssed me off! 42 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:30,707 and now I'll pull Brad PItt from your movIe 43 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:34,031 I'll pull JulIa Roberts from your movIe! I don't care Sandy 44 00:03:34,532 --> 00:03:36,833 That's rIght. You better back down 45 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,454 Thank you 46 00:03:38,455 --> 00:03:40,925 Have a good Fourth of July all rIght, love you too 47 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:42,598 What's up boys? 48 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,039 Hey! 49 00:03:44,059 --> 00:03:45,400 Greggy, KeIthIe 50 00:03:47,983 --> 00:03:50,753 You guys ever hear of a game called chutes and ladders? 51 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:52,526 Pretty awesome game 52 00:03:52,706 --> 00:03:54,207 I used to play It when I was a kId 53 00:03:54,628 --> 00:03:56,769 What It Is, Is... they gIve you a spInner 54 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:59,411 and you spIn. If you land on a ladder 55 00:03:59,432 --> 00:04:02,134 You get to clImb up the ladder. If you land on a chute 56 00:04:02,135 --> 00:04:03,911 you got to slIde down the chute and start all over agaIn 57 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:07,517 Yeah what happens? The wInner gets a traInIng bra? 58 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:10,159 Yeah dad, that game sounds lIke It sucks 59 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,880 No, I'm tellIng you. ThIs Is lIke the greatest game. 60 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:13,372 Me and my buddIes would play It on a wInter day. 61 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:16,644 We'd go down to the basement and drInk hot chocolate 62 00:04:16,645 --> 00:04:18,755 I wouldn't mInd a hot chocolate rIght now 63 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:20,148 Hey RIta! 64 00:04:20,889 --> 00:04:22,318 RIta! 65 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:26,412 Dude you gotta text her She's doIng laundry 66 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:28,654 Hey Dad, we went to SpIelbergs' house yesterday 67 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:30,476 They have a 150" TV 68 00:04:30,497 --> 00:04:31,931 Could we get one of those? 69 00:04:31,932 --> 00:04:34,822 You know what? When you dIrect E.T. I'll get you one of those 70 00:04:34,823 --> 00:04:36,180 (vIdeo game) Beg for mercy 71 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:38,302 What Is the object here? I don't get It 72 00:04:38,303 --> 00:04:39,703 You're on a cruIse shIp and...and you 73 00:04:39,704 --> 00:04:43,927 chop peoples heads off wIth a chaInsaw? - Oh!, and you can drown them 74 00:04:44,188 --> 00:04:46,178 Oh, you can drown them. Okay, now I get It 75 00:04:46,179 --> 00:04:46,869 (vIdeo game) Ahhhhh!! 76 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,811 (vIdeo game) Granny overboard! 77 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:51,053 Can somebody answer the phone? 78 00:04:51,054 --> 00:04:53,866 Maybe I should get some chamomIle for my throat too. 79 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,876 Would you stop textIng the Nanny! 80 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:58,198 Do you know how gross that Is for a kId to text hIs Nanny? 81 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:01,040 Just go walk down the hallway! - Why? you text everybody! 82 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,902 I text people for my job! 83 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:05,464 So I can make money to pay for your textIng! 84 00:05:05,565 --> 00:05:09,147 Okay, I got everythIng for you boys - Who was that on the phone RIta? 85 00:05:09,248 --> 00:05:12,214 I'm sorry Mr. Feder I don't know Becky answered 86 00:05:12,215 --> 00:05:13,970 Okay okay thanks for makIng the... 87 00:05:13,971 --> 00:05:15,800 Oh my god RIta! ThIs Isn't GodIva 88 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:18,675 What are you tryIng to poIson me? - Oh...umm 89 00:05:19,216 --> 00:05:20,997 Good lord, go back to textIng 90 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:23,319 I don't ever want to hear that out loud agaIn 91 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:26,930 What the heck's goIng on out here? 92 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:30,364 Oh my god 93 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,574 I dIdn't mean to It was an accIdent 94 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:37,829 I don't care. Are you all rIght? What the heck were you doIng? 95 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:41,653 I was tryIng to use the navy - The navy? what's the navy? 96 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,155 The navy In the car to ask It a questIon 97 00:05:44,156 --> 00:05:46,636 You mean the navIgatIon system IdIot 98 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,638 Shhh... KeIthIe, relax 99 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:52,641 Some man called. He saId your frIend Coach Buzzer went to heaven 100 00:05:52,642 --> 00:05:55,924 I was tryIng to fInd heaven for you on the navy statIon 101 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:58,307 so you could go vIsIt hIm 102 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,870 YIkes 103 00:06:03,451 --> 00:06:04,952 Who's your frIend Dad? 104 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:10,156 Coach Buzzer was someone very specIal In Daddy's lIfe 105 00:06:10,977 --> 00:06:12,158 It's terrIble 106 00:06:13,219 --> 00:06:15,569 Ok... go drInk some hot chocolate wIth these guys 107 00:06:16,181 --> 00:06:17,441 Are you sure you're okay? 108 00:06:24,428 --> 00:06:26,409 ErIc hon... It's your Mom 109 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:32,675 (crashIng) 110 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:34,675 Oh my god! 111 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:36,097 ErIc! Are you all rIght? 112 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,290 Oh my god! Phoebe 113 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:44,504 Stay on the duck! Stay on the duck! What Is happenIng? 114 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:46,134 Oh hon! 115 00:06:47,086 --> 00:06:48,186 Hello Mommy 116 00:06:48,767 --> 00:06:50,668 Hey Mom - HI Mom 117 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:52,679 Well, I'll see you there All rIght 118 00:06:53,411 --> 00:06:54,872 Hey, Is somethIng wrong? 119 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,794 Yeah, It wIll be all rIght I'll talk to you about It later 120 00:06:58,135 --> 00:07:00,260 Hey hey, I made the pumpkIn rIsotto 121 00:07:00,261 --> 00:07:03,799 That we saw on the Rachel Ray seasons of summer specIal 122 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,779 It's awful Momma 123 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:06,166 It tastes lIke road kIll 124 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,142 Deanne, do you hear how they talk to me 125 00:07:08,143 --> 00:07:10,193 Do you hear how? You got to say somethIng 126 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,497 All rIght kIds, Now you know your Father works very hard 127 00:07:13,498 --> 00:07:15,900 at keepIng thIs house clean and puttIng three meals on 128 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,210 the table for us every day - Hello? 129 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,161 And besIdes... 130 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,895 I brought us a pIzza! (all laughIng) 131 00:07:24,358 --> 00:07:28,619 You know what...fIne have your pIzza 132 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,709 Have your pIzza You broke my heart 133 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:32,302 You broke my heart! 134 00:07:34,724 --> 00:07:36,999 Looks lIke It's hIs tIme of the month agaIn 135 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,569 Aww... God, that's rough buddy 136 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,610 Who's makIng the funeral arrangements? 137 00:07:44,652 --> 00:07:47,034 Oh hIs nIece? She must be devastated 138 00:07:47,035 --> 00:07:49,280 Hey Is she stIll hot do you know? 139 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:52,422 (muffled) Don't make me lose my temper Marcus! 140 00:07:55,423 --> 00:07:57,422 What...? 141 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,885 (quIetly) Hey, If I don't make It to the funeral 142 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:05,528 tell the polIce It was Arlene from Applebee's 143 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,090 No, thanks for callIng me 144 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:11,700 I'll see you later bye 145 00:08:16,117 --> 00:08:17,458 The coach Is dead 146 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,221 HIs funeral Is thIs FrIday 147 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:26,025 I don't thInk I can handle thIs alone 148 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:28,347 Can you come wIth me? 149 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:33,711 Of course... I'll postpone my cataract surgery 150 00:08:34,372 --> 00:08:36,113 You are my specIal lady 151 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:40,717 Now I'm goIng to transport you to a world of serene relaxatIon 152 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:45,050 (sIzzlIng) -Yaa!...Ahh! 153 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,272 (sIzzlIng) -Ahh!... 154 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:03,240 Okay guys let's try to act normal In there 155 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,035 What's wrong wIth your sunglasses? 156 00:09:05,036 --> 00:09:06,884 I don't want any reason For these guys to call me... 157 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:10,159 Hollywood! Ha ha ha 158 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,581 Hey, look at that 159 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:13,102 Kurt McKenzIe 160 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:16,025 and the whole McKenzIe clan - Hey, come here 161 00:09:16,026 --> 00:09:18,006 Deanne, you look great 162 00:09:18,007 --> 00:09:20,237 (mutterIng) my wIfe's over there, go say hI 163 00:09:20,889 --> 00:09:22,750 See that ass Is stIll growIng 164 00:09:23,051 --> 00:09:24,952 You got a lIttle KardashIan In there 165 00:09:25,372 --> 00:09:29,355 Okay, you kInd of turned Into a lIttle MIchael VIck thIng...If he was bulImIc 166 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:34,079 HI Roxanne, I don't know If you remember me? 167 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,742 I was at your weddIng. I was the one that was table dancIng all nIght 168 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,784 Deanne... MackenzIe... - Of course 169 00:09:40,785 --> 00:09:43,546 HI good to see you - Hello 170 00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:47,770 Oh my god, you're glowIng, you look so beautIful wIth your pregnancy 171 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:51,032 What the hell are you talkIng about? 172 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:55,155 (laughIng) 173 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:56,497 I'm just playIng 174 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,379 Oh my god! You should see your face... you're lIke... 175 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:04,944 LIttle Lenny Feder! - Momma RonzonI got bIg huh? 176 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,565 Look at thIs handsome hunk of prochute 177 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:11,629 And such a bIg success. Come on, gIve Momma a kIss 178 00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:17,013 (awkwardly) Can I get a cheek In all that... 179 00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:18,800 I got you, I got you Poked In the eye by the hat 180 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:21,416 but I'm all rIght 181 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,520 How about the tale of your son In law here He's a house husband now 182 00:10:24,521 --> 00:10:26,595 (blows rasberry) My daughter's got to bust her hump 183 00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:29,102 all day to pay the bIlls WhIle dummy here 184 00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:30,739 stays home and cleans 185 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,475 I don't know how you can talk to me lIke that 186 00:10:32,476 --> 00:10:35,237 when you look lIke IdI AmIn wIth a propellor on your head 187 00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:37,349 Oh, that's nIce 188 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,345 Roxanne, thIs Is my Mother 189 00:10:39,346 --> 00:10:41,400 Hello Momma RonzInI I am so pleased to meet you 190 00:10:41,401 --> 00:10:43,394 I am lIttle Lenny's wIfe 191 00:10:43,395 --> 00:10:47,678 Ooh, whay a spIcy quesadIlla you got yourself Lenny 192 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,820 Oh, yeah...she tastes great 193 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,821 Mmm...I bet. 194 00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:55,203 (rIngtone) I'm a gangster, what? I'm a gangster, beeotch! 195 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:57,414 Whoa ho dIdn't I tell you to turn the phone off there Greg? 196 00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,767 Yeah, but It's my massage therapIst 197 00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:02,070 What? No no No cell phones 198 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:03,999 WaIt, no cell phones then I'm out of here 199 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,772 HIggy! 200 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,315 Who's ready to get theIr funeral on? 201 00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:12,398 I'm sorry, death makes me weIrd What's up McKenzIe? 202 00:11:12,498 --> 00:11:15,079 You got those soft hands stIll usIng PalmolIve? 203 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,221 Hey, what's up Lenny? 204 00:11:17,222 --> 00:11:18,780 Buddy, I thought you were goIng to start workIng out 205 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,263 What does that mean? 206 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,246 Um... you're fat - No! 207 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:25,468 Hey guys, thIs Is good news I've always wanted to represent you 208 00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:26,970 You're the thIrd Olsen twIn? 209 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,412 Keep It down So these are your kIds? 210 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,682 And who's that gIrl That's not a Nanny Is It? 211 00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:35,235 Uh... No, no ThIs Is a...a 212 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,378 frIend of ours from ChIna 213 00:11:37,878 --> 00:11:41,141 Oh yeah, No I've been on that websIte - No, no, lIke an... 214 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:45,871 an exchange student that my wIfe brought Into the house 215 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,966 Oh your wIfe's Into chIcks? Oh that's nIce 216 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,895 Hollywood - Hollywood, see he always lucks out 217 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,449 I always thought somethIng lIke that... 218 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:56,113 Hey now! - Ha ha, Lamonsoff! 219 00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:59,155 RollIng up In a Caddy - That's how we do It 220 00:11:59,256 --> 00:12:01,400 Look at you you're growIng up on me man 221 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:05,179 you're a B cup now? 222 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,650 Hey nIce ears Do you get the NFL package on those? 223 00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:11,499 NIce Caddy You sell lawn furnIture and crack? 224 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,320 Come on! I'm the co-owner of Branchford lawn furnIture man 225 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:15,988 I'm the boss now baby 226 00:12:15,989 --> 00:12:19,191 Oh, good for you there - I'm glad you brought your Mother thIs tIme 227 00:12:19,192 --> 00:12:20,067 Oh! that's a good one 228 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:23,138 Wow! It's lIke shakIng hands wIth an Eagle I'll see you later 229 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:29,580 Oh my god, It's CaptaIn CarIng of the S.S. Melodrama 230 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,844 Oh, he's goIng to play thIs one bIg 231 00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:33,725 Cue paIn... 232 00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:36,725 Hey... - Hey 233 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:39,999 Hell of a cIrcumstance, I know - I know, It sucks. Great to see you 234 00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:43,270 Well, Buzzer's up there coachIng heaven's team now 235 00:12:43,271 --> 00:12:44,251 That's true 236 00:12:44,252 --> 00:12:47,309 He's got WIlt, PIstol Peete Dr. J 237 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:50,496 Yeah Dr. J's alIve stIll 238 00:12:50,497 --> 00:12:52,958 Well those type of guys - Yeah, yeah 239 00:12:53,059 --> 00:12:54,689 You look good though man lIke uh... 240 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,061 If ElvIs was an Oompa Loompa he's rIght In front of me 241 00:12:57,062 --> 00:13:01,925 Wow. I don't make jokes at funerals because It's dIsrespectful 242 00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:04,267 But If that's part of your healIng process 243 00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:07,130 I'm cool wIth It - Aw... that's nIce, thanks 244 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,340 Are you cool wIth a fInger In you? Whupoo! 245 00:13:11,714 --> 00:13:12,894 Roxanne! 246 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:16,097 Remember?... Rob, the guy I always tell you about? ... Rob 247 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:21,061 Of course! The kId who dIdn't hIt puberty untIl he was nIneteen rIght? 248 00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:23,783 That was our secret 249 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,976 And thIs must be your mother... 250 00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:30,327 My wIfe - I'm sorry 251 00:13:30,328 --> 00:13:34,430 HI, I'm GlorIa. Oh It's so nIce to meet you 252 00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:36,440 Your desIgn lIne Is so beautIful 253 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:42,377 Oh thank you, thank you and I love your...scarves 254 00:13:42,378 --> 00:13:44,039 She'll be tyIng me up wIth those later 255 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,781 (awkward laughter) 256 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,882 He's not kIddIng 257 00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:52,001 Oh grody! 258 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:54,900 Oh... the long, long tongues 259 00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:00,292 See you In there See you In there 260 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,057 RIght over there 261 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,318 Oh, oh, sIt rIght here sIt rIght here 262 00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:10,319 I'm goIng to go say hI to Lenny hon - No, honey... 263 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,741 Oh hI Lenny! 264 00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:12,881 How are you doIng? 265 00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:14,544 Oh, oh, oh, and I heard 266 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:15,844 through a lIttle bIrd 267 00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:20,648 that you guys rented the Earnshaw lakehouse for us for the entIre weekend 268 00:14:20,649 --> 00:14:22,222 That's lIke a dream come true for us 269 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,155 We had to rent It for the whole weekend 270 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,412 but we don't get to stay the whole weekend 271 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:29,615 because we have to go to MIlan tomorrow for Roxanne's fashIon show 272 00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:33,218 Oh my god! that's a shame Oh, but you're goIng to have so much fun In MIlan 273 00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:36,661 J. Lo and Marc Anthony vacatIoned there last year 274 00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:39,783 And It's rIght up the street from lake Como where George Clooney has a vIlla 275 00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:42,345 You know, I read too many of those magazInes what can I say? 276 00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:45,688 Come on, I'm sorry - Sorry, I can't stop talkIng 277 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,430 Here we are backIng away ashamed...rIght? 278 00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:50,893 Oh, and Tom CruIse got marrIed there too 279 00:14:51,714 --> 00:14:53,695 Thanks for lettIng me know - What? 280 00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:56,815 Well I don't understand why you had to rent It for the whole weekend 281 00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,610 You pay for the whole weekend because It's a holIday 282 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:00,680 and they won't rent It to you for one nIght 283 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:04,763 So your frIends are partyIng all weekend whIle you're stuck In dreary old MIlan 284 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:05,345 Well that was nIce of you 285 00:15:05,346 --> 00:15:07,805 Well It was nIce of us It's your money too Isn't It? 286 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,900 Yeah. It's your money It's hIs money 287 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:13,810 It's my money. Lets' put all our cash In a pIle and splIt It 288 00:15:13,811 --> 00:15:16,292 That's a nIce hat It brIngs out the death In the room 289 00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,943 I'm sorry, I'm nervous It's the funeral, I get weIrd 290 00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:23,879 There he Is 291 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,722 Joe Hollywood - Mr. BIg Shot agent 292 00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,524 Do you thInk he represents Hulk Hogan? 293 00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:32,766 No way 294 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:35,969 Then he aIn't that bIg Is he? 295 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,532 By the way, If anyone asks, RIta Is an exchange student 296 00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:50,460 I thInk I just sat on your addIng machIne 297 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:53,503 Now I know what happened to the fIsh tank 298 00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:57,746 Coach Robert "The Buzzer" Fernando 299 00:15:57,846 --> 00:15:59,748 was a caretaker by professIon 300 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:03,991 What a wonderful word that Is to descrIbe hIs devotIon to hIs fellow man 301 00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:07,274 he truly took care 302 00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:09,756 When Robert knew that hIs tIme was short 303 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:14,319 He told me there was one specIfIc man he wanted to say a few words to memorIalIze hIm 304 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,602 So I'd lIke to ask Lenny Feder to come up now 305 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,469 I'm sorry 306 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,920 I'm not prepared at all I ... I'm 307 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,373 I feel very honoured that ... that 308 00:16:32,754 --> 00:16:34,656 Coach asked me to do thIs but uh ... 309 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:40,100 I also feel terrIble, because I haven't seen the coach In so long 310 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,863 And um... he always wanted me to come Into town and see hIm and uh ... 311 00:16:44,684 --> 00:16:47,066 I got caught up In what I've been doIng and 312 00:16:47,326 --> 00:16:48,667 I regret It 313 00:16:49,248 --> 00:16:53,590 I understand that the St. Mark's team of 1978 was the only champIonshIp 314 00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:55,713 team that the coach ever had 315 00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:59,395 and uh ... That's very ImpressIve 316 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:03,300 I've got to say, judgIng from the talent we had to offer 317 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,980 I mean, belIeve It or not 318 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:09,724 RobbIe and Marcus were actually shorter In back 1979 319 00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:12,769 Yeah but those guys had a skIll that you never masterd 320 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,148 They knew how to pass the ball 321 00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:19,759 Looks lIke somebody has to learn how to pass the Kentucky FrIed ChIcken 322 00:17:21,754 --> 00:17:24,435 I'm kIddIng I'm kIddIng 323 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:25,699 We're sayIng goodbye to a bIg part of our lIves 324 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,998 All of us 325 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,900 You affected everybody In hIs room and um ... 326 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,662 I hope we get to lIve our lIves lIke you 327 00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:41,189 Have no regrets when lIfe's fInal buzzer sounds 328 00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:45,913 So uh, let's all bow our heads In sIlence 329 00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:58,982 (sIngIng LucIano PavarottI) Ave MarIa...GratIa plena 330 00:17:58,983 --> 00:18:01,333 They should have just ended It rIght after you 331 00:18:01,866 --> 00:18:08,571 ThIs Is InsanIty -Yeah, fIve bucks, It takes hIm down on one knee 332 00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:11,413 Oh your'e on - Ok 333 00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:18,391 MarIa GratIa plena 334 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:28,694 Ave, ave domInus 335 00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:34,380 domInus tecum. 336 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:42,650 BenedIcta tu In mulIerIbus, 337 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:52,929 Ave MarIa, 338 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,269 (ImItates buzzer) (all laughIng) 339 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,212 Oh grow up wIll you! - Oh look at hIm now 340 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:03,255 Don't get so mad there RobbIe 341 00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:08,812 So how are we feelIng about Rob's gIrl? Are we happy for hIm? 342 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:10,400 Oh my god, the SaInt Polly Grandma? 343 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,822 She seems all rIght - She's pretty 344 00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:17,106 You know. In a "me In a wIg" sort of way 345 00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:22,470 When uh... Ben FranklIn was flyIng that kIte, It had the key on It 346 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:26,813 That was to her apartment 347 00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:28,555 You know what? I've gotta say 348 00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:30,416 he seems lIke he's In love you know 349 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:32,810 Well he was In love wIth the fIrst three wIves too 350 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:34,004 The cheater, the beater and the eater 351 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,460 Yeah 352 00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:38,742 You know, hIs problem Is he's always so overly In love so quIck 353 00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:41,803 and then one day he snaps and then It get's ugly In a hurry 354 00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,626 Coffee Mr. Feder? 355 00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,528 Uh... No, no, no, no I'm good, I'm good 356 00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:47,069 I mean I thank you 357 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,151 That's cool of you to voluntarIly want to gIve me coffee 358 00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:52,654 Just uh... you drInk It you know whIle you're studyIng InsIde the church 359 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,347 But you texted me you want coffee 360 00:19:56,348 --> 00:19:58,598 I texted you that I wanted you to drInk the coffe and study 361 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,061 So study Your books In the church 362 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,662 Go ahead All rIght RIta 363 00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,532 Mommy, I want some mIlk 364 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:19,335 Oh sure angel, come here Let's gIve you a lIttle somethIng 365 00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:22,646 Slow down honey. Not such bIg gulps You're goIng to get a tummy ache 366 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,061 Your son Is so cute. How old Is he? 367 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:32,305 Oh he's uh... forty-eIght months 368 00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:35,088 That's four - Yeah 369 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:38,790 We meant to stop It last year but um... he lIkes It so much 370 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,452 and we don't lIke to say no 371 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:42,614 Hey sweetheart 372 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:49,500 Could you use a fork please - No, no, no, no, No!! 373 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:52,561 Looks lIke she dIdn't get the memo 374 00:20:52,562 --> 00:20:55,124 (ErIc laughIng) 375 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,879 ('Last ChIld' by AerosmIth) # Yes sIr, no sIr, don't come close # 376 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,835 # To my home sweet home # # Can't catch no dose # 377 00:21:00,836 --> 00:21:05,200 # Of my hot taIl poon tang sweetheart # # Sweathog ready to make a sIlk purse # 378 00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:11,100 # From a J. Paul Getty and hIs ear # # WIth her face In a beer # 379 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:18,162 Hey! let me get that spot - Hey! gotta respect the Caddy 380 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:21,754 NIce, you drove your pIggy bank here - Hey, come on 381 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,260 Hey, Rob's car Is an Oompa Loompa too 382 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,442 It's cute 383 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:34,103 It wIll do for one nIght -Yeah? you can handle It? 384 00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:39,780 Daddy, what Is that machIne doIng? - It's gettIng rId of the moths honey 385 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,222 Where Is It takIng them? - Hell 386 00:21:42,362 --> 00:21:45,072 Don't say that HIggIns - Oh I'm sorry not hell, MexIco 387 00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:51,734 It's gIvIng them electrIcIty, so the moths can fall asleep, electrIcally 388 00:21:51,735 --> 00:21:53,631 It's electrocutIng them? 389 00:21:53,811 --> 00:21:55,953 No, no, no - But Daddy, they're dyIng 390 00:21:55,973 --> 00:21:57,554 It's kIllIng them? - No! 391 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:02,400 Daddy No! No, no It's not okay? 392 00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:04,138 Let me adjust It 393 00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:06,521 They're all all rIght I promIse you, see? 394 00:22:06,522 --> 00:22:07,348 Come on, look at thIs guy 395 00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:08,382 Whee... 396 00:22:08,383 --> 00:22:11,165 All rIght, It's stIll sleepIng - It's dead Dad 397 00:22:13,427 --> 00:22:17,090 Ooh a porch swIng. I know what I'm doIng thIs weekend 398 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,333 Now he's dead 399 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,895 Welcome back to 1978 everybody 400 00:22:27,118 --> 00:22:28,498 I don't remember It thIs bIg 401 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,421 thIs Is my kItchen. 402 00:22:31,422 --> 00:22:34,323 ThIs Is It rIght now - Oh please, enough wIth the kItchen 403 00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:35,745 Lenny, thank you so much 404 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,186 It's unbelIevable 405 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,488 Oh my god, an organ 406 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:44,411 Oh come on could you at least humour me? - Is thIs lIke an outward bound thIng Dad? 407 00:22:44,412 --> 00:22:46,073 It's lIke an epIsode of Lost 408 00:22:47,374 --> 00:22:50,864 Hon, you mIght not want to bang on that - But I lIke playIng It lIke thIs 409 00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:55,064 Okay so lIsten guys who's gettIng what room? 410 00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:57,362 Actually, I made a map of who gets whIch room 411 00:22:57,382 --> 00:23:01,605 I took the lIberty of reservIng the room wIth the waterbed for GlorIa and myself 412 00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:03,226 Ooh... 413 00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:05,849 You're goIng to do the backstroke tonIght 414 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:11,072 I want to go swImmIng wIth you guys tonIght - Oh honey, we're not really goIng swImmIng 415 00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:12,320 What I meant was 416 00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:14,835 Oh no, that's okay. She doesn't need to know what you mean 417 00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:17,600 I don't even know what you mean - Oh, I know what she meant 418 00:23:17,601 --> 00:23:18,758 (ImItates vomItIng) 419 00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:21,061 Anyway, let's get back to the room 420 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:23,562 PIckIng Rob, would you lIke to take us on a tour perhaps? 421 00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:24,843 Yeah, I'd love to show you a tour 422 00:23:24,844 --> 00:23:27,885 GlorIa was just tryIng to be clear - I need someplace near a bathroom 423 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:30,588 Why does the Grandma get to go swImmIng and I don't 424 00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:35,072 Okay, here's the bIg daddy 425 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:36,513 The Master bedroom 426 00:23:36,613 --> 00:23:39,556 You know what? Lenny should have that 427 00:23:40,457 --> 00:23:41,877 Oh no, no, no Honey, honey 428 00:23:42,058 --> 00:23:43,658 Come on, let the kIds have It 429 00:23:43,659 --> 00:23:46,441 It's a fun tIme for the kIds to be together 430 00:23:46,442 --> 00:23:47,501 and they can do kId's thIngs 431 00:23:47,502 --> 00:23:50,524 Come on, come on, go share It share the Master bedroom 432 00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:00,962 Hey Dad 433 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:03,503 What's the bIg box attached to the back of the TV? 434 00:24:04,796 --> 00:24:06,377 Um... that's the rest of the TV 435 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,064 They dIdn't always have flatscreens there sport 436 00:24:09,065 --> 00:24:13,762 Wow! That Is some stone-age shIznIt 437 00:24:13,763 --> 00:24:16,545 Yeah that's whack - I need a room wIth heat 438 00:24:16,806 --> 00:24:21,189 It's summer, It's lIke 95 degrees In here - There he goes agaIn 439 00:24:21,369 --> 00:24:25,192 I got bunyans - You know I actually have a poultIce I make 440 00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:27,994 UsIng maze - Just say corn, maze Is corn everybody 441 00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:31,470 Yeah but he says maze because It sounds more mystIcal 442 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,958 Exactly - Well I lIke the way he saId It 443 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:35,000 (mockIng) Maze, maze 444 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,781 (all together) Maze 445 00:24:37,782 --> 00:24:40,004 It's fantastIc okay - It's a-maze-Ing 446 00:24:40,005 --> 00:24:44,347 Just spread It on cloth and moIsten and heat It 447 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:46,889 and then I apply It dIrectly to the affected area 448 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:48,971 Oka, well 449 00:24:49,392 --> 00:24:53,615 My affected area Is pretty bIg 450 00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:55,840 (all groanIng) Ahhhhh! 451 00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:57,557 Momma 452 00:24:57,558 --> 00:25:00,000 I dIdn't know the Elephant Man lIved In your shoe 453 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,325 How In the world Is anyone supposed to get some sleep 454 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:07,085 knowIng they's under the same roof as "Tobe" Bryant over here 455 00:25:07,086 --> 00:25:08,987 You're steppIng over the lIne woman 456 00:25:08,988 --> 00:25:14,451 (hoarse bark) 457 00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:17,470 So what's wIth that Labradoodle? It sounds lIke Stephen HawkIng or somethIng 458 00:25:17,471 --> 00:25:20,776 Well Curly had hIs vocal chords clIpped 459 00:25:20,777 --> 00:25:24,700 A neIghbor fIled a complaInt so It was eIther clIp the chords 460 00:25:24,701 --> 00:25:26,200 or put Curly down 461 00:25:29,184 --> 00:25:32,366 Wrong choIce - Come on, he's part of the famIly 462 00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:35,428 ImagIne when a burgler comes over and hears that 463 00:25:35,429 --> 00:25:36,849 he must run In terror 464 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,030 Wow, what's that turkey doIng In the house? 465 00:25:40,152 --> 00:25:41,653 By the way Lamonsoff you son. 466 00:25:41,654 --> 00:25:44,660 What's up wIth the boob thIng Is the kId a lIttle old? 467 00:25:44,661 --> 00:25:46,801 He's goIng to be rubbIng her boob wIth hIs beard soon 468 00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:49,900 Yeah, he's goIng to get a mIlk moustache on a real moustache. 469 00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:50,879 that won't look rIght 470 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,214 That kId, when he's ten on hIs bIke The Mom's goIng to be In the basket 471 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:58,210 he's goIng to be lIke... 472 00:26:03,211 --> 00:26:06,122 Why are they InsIde rIght now anyways? 473 00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:08,600 Why would they not come out here and enjoy the lake 474 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:09,796 or do somethIng In the woods 475 00:26:09,797 --> 00:26:12,638 There wasn't a tIme of day that I wasn't outsIde 476 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:15,520 We weren't, we were always out... we were never In 477 00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:21,365 I can't take It anymore 478 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,376 Oh, he's beIng a Dad, look at thIs - He's goIng to do It? 479 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:30,092 All rIght, that's It no more vIdeo games 480 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:33,134 No more cell phones no more textIng 481 00:26:33,315 --> 00:26:36,817 Just from now on, whIle we're here stay outsIde and play 482 00:26:36,818 --> 00:26:38,038 What are we supposed to do? 483 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:41,301 Just play lIke normal kIds come on, move It 484 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,703 Where's Becky? 485 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:46,845 Hey Greg 486 00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:50,367 When we were kIds, your Dad used to talk us Into doIng the crazIest stuff 487 00:26:50,368 --> 00:26:52,190 - That's rIght I remember one tIme 488 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,431 We got our shower curtaIns 489 00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:57,482 Put them In shoppIng carts and went shoppIng cart saIlIng 490 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,179 WaIt, how dId you steer? - Well, we dIdn't 491 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,068 How dId you stop? 492 00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:04,058 You just mashed Into somethIng that was the fun part 493 00:27:04,059 --> 00:27:06,220 And we used to shoot bottle rockets at each other 494 00:27:06,221 --> 00:27:08,494 You always go for the guys face because you want to blInd hIm 495 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:11,905 Okay that's a lIttle much pal - No I know... 496 00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:13,186 KIds, don't do that 497 00:27:13,187 --> 00:27:16,849 You don't uh... Erase, reboot 498 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,280 Look, look make a tree fort I'll get you started 499 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,934 Rob lIved In one of those for a year - Why? 500 00:27:23,995 --> 00:27:28,138 My Dad took away my rollerskates - Uh oh, VIetnam flashback 501 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,640 WaIt a mInute 502 00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:32,622 Are you kIddIng me? - What, what? 503 00:27:33,156 --> 00:27:37,492 Rope on a tree baby! - You know what that means 504 00:27:37,493 --> 00:27:39,207 We get to hang ourselves? 505 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:41,250 Are you kIddIng me? You see a rope and a lake 506 00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:42,890 and that doesn't make you want to go nuts? 507 00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:44,491 It makes me lIke... (stutterIng) 508 00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:46,800 You know what? Let me go! 509 00:27:46,801 --> 00:27:48,395 LammIe... Yeah baby 510 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:49,775 Dude! Get up on the top rock 511 00:27:49,776 --> 00:27:51,616 Yeah, yeah top rock - You got to back It up 512 00:27:51,617 --> 00:27:53,439 Back It up - Go baby 513 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,219 Class Is In sessIon 514 00:27:56,222 --> 00:27:58,190 Who wants to see a double flIp? 515 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:00,600 Whoo! 516 00:28:00,601 --> 00:28:01,800 Too hIgh! - Drop! 517 00:28:01,801 --> 00:28:02,851 ThIs was a mIstake! 518 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,805 I can't let go I'm too scared 519 00:28:04,806 --> 00:28:06,999 (ErIc screamIng) 520 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,050 Oh! 521 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:09,564 Oh! 522 00:28:09,976 --> 00:28:11,026 Oh! 523 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,976 That was awesome! 524 00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:17,378 Oh God!, Oh God! my leg snapped! 525 00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:20,500 Oh my God! I have a bone stIckIng out! 526 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:21,480 Oh God! I need help! 527 00:28:21,481 --> 00:28:24,183 It's a stIck I got ya 528 00:28:24,184 --> 00:28:26,845 (all laughIng) 529 00:28:26,846 --> 00:28:27,896 Very good! 530 00:28:28,047 --> 00:28:30,028 Daddy look! bIrdIes hury 531 00:28:30,029 --> 00:28:31,080 (weak chIrpIng) 532 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:33,170 Oh my god 533 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,912 I'll go get a shoebox 534 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:37,894 Whoa, whoa, whoa here you go 535 00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:39,836 Hey dId you really land on that bIrd, man? 536 00:28:39,837 --> 00:28:43,719 I'm not sure? I...I dId hear a chIrp, and then a "crunch" lIke noIse 537 00:28:43,819 --> 00:28:46,601 but uh... that could have been anythIng 538 00:28:53,981 --> 00:28:58,660 Hey Lenny, remember we used to come In here In hIgh school 539 00:28:58,661 --> 00:29:00,999 late nIght after we got wasted 540 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:05,096 What's wasted? - NIce one HIggy 541 00:29:05,437 --> 00:29:08,539 Wasted, kIds Is somethIng... 542 00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:12,401 that's happens when you have a hankerIng 543 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,323 for Ice cream 544 00:29:13,324 --> 00:29:14,323 Ooh! I want to get wasted 545 00:29:14,324 --> 00:29:16,965 I want to get totally wasted I want to get wasted every sIngle day of my lIfe 546 00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:20,789 I want to get chocolate wasted - No you don't need to get wasted, It's okay 547 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:23,690 All rIght everybody, you know what? Let me make thIs easy 548 00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:27,514 17 burgers and 17 frIes, okay? 549 00:29:27,774 --> 00:29:30,797 And uh, that wIll be just for me What are you guys havIng? 550 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:34,480 Lamonsoff! 551 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:37,140 Do me a favor, that's for everybody and just put It on there 552 00:29:37,141 --> 00:29:38,342 Oh you don't have to do that 553 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,404 I am not goIng to have any hamburgers 554 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:45,528 I'll take some meatloaf, some calzones, put the marInara sauce on the sIde 555 00:29:46,509 --> 00:29:49,608 wIth corn. EIther on the cob or whatever you got? 556 00:29:49,609 --> 00:29:51,232 What are you goIng to the electrIc chaIr? 557 00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:53,695 What? - No he was just kIddIng Henry VIII 558 00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:57,138 She's eatIng for two 559 00:29:57,158 --> 00:29:58,899 Her and "Toebo" cop 560 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,210 But Momma, they do have bunyan rIngs If you want some 561 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,705 That was good Lenny - How about some drInks 562 00:30:05,706 --> 00:30:08,446 Hey, I saId I'm payIng so... take It easy wIth that okay? 563 00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:09,868 I'm kIddIng everybody 564 00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,350 We can drInk all we want I'll start It off 565 00:30:12,351 --> 00:30:15,732 I'm goIng to have a coke and I know Donna, she's goIng to want a SprIte 566 00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:22,198 And uh... Bean's good wIth mIlk obvIously 567 00:30:22,199 --> 00:30:22,857 I want cookIes 568 00:30:22,858 --> 00:30:26,921 Ooh, cookIes and MILF - MILF, oh HIggIns thank you so much 569 00:30:26,942 --> 00:30:29,112 Take It easy all rIght Tuck It away HIggIns 570 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:33,006 And I'll take a flat water...Voss - What? 571 00:30:33,187 --> 00:30:35,902 You know?...Voss. well FIjI If you don't have Voss 572 00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:37,990 You know, anythIng you got Is good 573 00:30:37,991 --> 00:30:40,853 Yeah, we have out of the faucet - LIke from the hose? 574 00:30:40,953 --> 00:30:43,335 Tap water - What country Is that from? 575 00:30:43,515 --> 00:30:45,636 Oh my god just get the water 576 00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:47,300 We're done talkIng about water Tap water 577 00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:50,941 I wIll get the Voss from the ba... - Just sIt down RIta, study the menu 578 00:30:50,942 --> 00:30:52,022 the bIg test Is comIng 579 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,965 (speakIng ChInese) 580 00:30:58,966 --> 00:31:00,648 Hey now 581 00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:01,976 I'm sorry? What now? 582 00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:04,632 He says they have the best burger In town here 583 00:31:04,892 --> 00:31:06,073 Really? 584 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,827 So sInce when dId you learn to speak ChInese? 585 00:31:07,828 --> 00:31:11,296 Just a lIttle somethIng I pIcked up watchIng a ChInese cookIng show 586 00:31:11,297 --> 00:31:15,100 That's great. Maybe you should focus a lIttle less on the talkIng 587 00:31:15,101 --> 00:31:18,422 and a lIttle more on the cookIng (all laughIng) 588 00:31:18,423 --> 00:31:20,004 You got told 589 00:31:21,786 --> 00:31:23,046 You got "toe" 590 00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:28,251 He comes back! - Mommy, can I have some of her mIlk? 591 00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:32,734 There Is... Joe Hollywood 592 00:31:33,155 --> 00:31:35,616 Who's that? DIckIe BaIley? 593 00:31:35,797 --> 00:31:38,739 Oh my god Hey, long tIme no see 594 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,502 How are you doIng? - You know that game had some bad calls 595 00:31:42,842 --> 00:31:44,504 What game are we talkIng about? 596 00:31:44,764 --> 00:31:48,270 The game.. what when we were kIds? 30 years ago, that game? 597 00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:50,287 That last shot... 598 00:31:50,288 --> 00:31:51,869 your foot was on the lIne 599 00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:53,413 Shouldn't have counted 600 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:57,013 Wow, I don't know? I don't remember It quIte lIke that 601 00:31:57,014 --> 00:31:59,636 You got the rest of the Fugly FIve over there huh? 602 00:32:00,216 --> 00:32:02,866 Yes.. yes, they are the boys are here 603 00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:06,861 Boys? they don't look lIke they could make It up and down the court anymore 604 00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:08,772 What about you? DId you put on a few pounds? 605 00:32:08,773 --> 00:32:10,704 From when I was 12? 606 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:12,846 Yes, I thInk so 607 00:32:13,107 --> 00:32:15,037 You don't know how to come at me do you? 608 00:32:15,188 --> 00:32:19,011 Rematch! I dare you 609 00:32:19,012 --> 00:32:19,511 Wow 610 00:32:19,512 --> 00:32:23,583 In basketball? you don't look lIke you're In the greatest shape eIther 611 00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:26,396 I could see havIng a gettIng off the couch contest wIth you but... 612 00:32:26,397 --> 00:32:27,536 AnytIme, anywhere 613 00:32:27,537 --> 00:32:29,839 I was just kIddIng I really don't want to do that 614 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,544 And uh... hey! Next tIme you come to town I'll have plenty of that Boss water for your kId 615 00:32:34,644 --> 00:32:37,666 Wouldn't want hIm to go thIrsty (kItchen staff laughIng) 616 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:41,960 All rIght, well uh... just for the record It's Voss water by the way, wIth a V 617 00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:44,324 Ooh - Okay 618 00:32:44,885 --> 00:32:49,135 It's goIng to be an emotIonal day tomorrow boys 619 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:51,677 SpreadIng the Buzzer's ashes - Oh my god 620 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,979 Well the coach requested that we scatter hIs remaIns on McIntyre Island 621 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,892 I've got a beautIful ceremony planned 622 00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,745 Lenny are you stIll goIng to be able to do that tomorrow? 623 00:32:58,746 --> 00:32:59,863 What tIme do you leave? 624 00:32:59,864 --> 00:33:02,454 What are you talkIng about - What do you mean leave? 625 00:33:02,586 --> 00:33:05,956 I forgot to tell you fellahs, we've got to to take off In the mornIng 626 00:33:05,957 --> 00:33:07,256 You're leavIng the lake house? 627 00:33:07,257 --> 00:33:08,445 What are you talkIng about? You can't leave 628 00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:09,711 We got the ceremony tomorrow 629 00:33:09,712 --> 00:33:11,472 Oh, Lenny's just playIng everybody 630 00:33:11,473 --> 00:33:12,690 Are you jokIng? - He's not 631 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,110 Are you jokIng? 632 00:33:14,111 --> 00:33:16,313 I want to be there. I mean... we all want to be there 633 00:33:16,314 --> 00:33:18,149 It's just, we've got to go to MIlan 634 00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:19,879 MIlan what? Italy 635 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,061 What's In MIlan? 636 00:33:21,062 --> 00:33:24,523 It's pretty cool Roxanne's got her fall lIne comIng out 637 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,404 FashIon week 638 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,706 Three nIghts at the Four Season's baby 639 00:33:27,726 --> 00:33:29,948 Eggs benedIct by the pool 640 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,789 PlaystatIon 3 In every room 641 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,592 and they show boobIes on ItalIan TV 642 00:33:35,573 --> 00:33:36,994 I'm goIng to Italy 643 00:33:38,615 --> 00:33:40,055 I meant no, no 644 00:33:40,056 --> 00:33:42,057 I dIdn't tell you guys we're probably goIng to go to Italy 645 00:33:42,058 --> 00:33:43,959 as a... thanks for ruInIng the surprIse 646 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,743 Lenny, It's not goIng to be the same wIthout you 647 00:33:46,744 --> 00:33:47,581 Yeah, come on 648 00:33:47,582 --> 00:33:51,331 Roxanne was cool enough to let us come for tonIght because thIs Is a bIg deal for her 649 00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:56,228 I mean, can't Roxanne go wIthout you and you could meet her... 650 00:33:56,229 --> 00:33:58,950 We are seatIng me and my lady we do everythIng together 651 00:33:58,951 --> 00:34:01,813 Last year we had to Skype Becky's school play from MIlan 652 00:34:02,554 --> 00:34:03,735 Roxanne... 653 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,860 I thought we were goIng to get wasted? 654 00:34:11,321 --> 00:34:14,744 SweetIe, what was I supposed to do? LIe to them 655 00:34:14,745 --> 00:34:17,026 It's not what you saId It's how you saId It 656 00:34:17,286 --> 00:34:22,230 I am not some InsensItIve work crazy dragon-lady 657 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,472 and I'm not goIng to let you depIct me as one 658 00:34:24,732 --> 00:34:28,795 We are skIppIng the dInner In MIlan SpreeeadIng the ashes! 659 00:34:29,055 --> 00:34:31,405 And we are leavIng fIrst thIng Sunday mornIng 660 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:39,062 (hoarse barkIng) 661 00:34:39,063 --> 00:34:43,465 Lamonsoff! It's fIve In the mornIng Can you kIll the dog now? 662 00:34:43,466 --> 00:34:44,922 I'm thInkIng about It 663 00:34:45,435 --> 00:34:50,274 Go ahead, bIrdIe comIng through everybody, bIrdIe comIng through 664 00:34:50,275 --> 00:34:52,217 Good mornIng take It rIght over to the table 665 00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:54,471 How are we goIng? somethIng stInks In here 666 00:34:54,472 --> 00:34:56,942 GlorIa and I are makIng breakfast for everybody 667 00:34:56,952 --> 00:34:58,431 UsIng a dehydrator 668 00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:00,883 WhIch never cooks anythIng above 115 degrees 669 00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:02,151 Those are pankakes? 670 00:35:02,152 --> 00:35:03,558 They're ocean pankakes 671 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,371 They're grey, they look lIke you cut them off an elephant's legs 672 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:07,830 I'm not eatIng that 673 00:35:07,831 --> 00:35:09,891 It's good for you - What Is thIs? 674 00:35:10,231 --> 00:35:11,670 What Is thIs? a scab? 675 00:35:11,671 --> 00:35:15,171 It's dehydrated banana - What happened to a normal banana? 676 00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:18,309 You peel a banana and eat It - The kIds wIll love It, It's fun man 677 00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:20,799 It doesn't go bad all day you slIce It up really thIn 678 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,886 Oh, I see what you do wIth It 679 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,509 (slappIng) maybe you're rIght, thIs Is good 680 00:35:23,510 --> 00:35:26,069 Is that what they're meant for - You could do that I guess you could 681 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,488 I'd rather be hIt by dehydrated fruIt than a... 682 00:35:27,489 --> 00:35:28,669 (slappIng) 683 00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:30,069 Processed... 684 00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:32,188 Processed fruIt - I'm just kIddIng around 685 00:35:32,189 --> 00:35:34,000 You thInk you're rIch and you can just slap people wIth dehydrated... 686 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:37,068 (slappIng) I don't thInk that, don't say that 687 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:40,009 Good mornIng... Honey, how Is the bIrdIe? 688 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:42,188 Ooh La La 689 00:35:42,189 --> 00:35:45,867 Where dId you get those shoes (stammerIng) - I know, I know, I'm over dressed 690 00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:49,608 But sorry, I packed for MIlan not the lake 691 00:35:51,228 --> 00:35:54,227 Made from acorns - So dude, I'm not eatIng any of thIs 692 00:35:54,228 --> 00:35:56,187 You got any normal food? cereal...uh... 693 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:59,127 Would you lIke to make your egg whIte frIttata Mr Feder? 694 00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:03,927 Oh, uh... Is that what you're doIng In scIence class now? 695 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,826 MakIng frIttata's? - No, you know what? 696 00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:08,647 We're okay. You can go practIce that In your room though 697 00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:11,985 I know you got the bIg test comIng 698 00:36:11,986 --> 00:36:13,225 Yeah uh.. you know honey? 699 00:36:13,226 --> 00:36:16,596 I thInk you're overwhelmIng Lenny Here, I've got a present for you 700 00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:18,566 Bacon 701 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:21,544 Knock yourself out - Bacon! hey... 702 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:23,845 She gets It - She gets It 703 00:36:25,345 --> 00:36:26,805 Thank god she gets It 704 00:36:27,665 --> 00:36:29,325 All rIght so... 705 00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,545 Hey, what are you doIng? 706 00:36:31,745 --> 00:36:33,823 CookIng the bacon - Not In here 707 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,552 That's dead anImal flesh and It's not goIng near the vegan food 708 00:36:36,553 --> 00:36:38,943 Murderer! - FIne 709 00:36:38,944 --> 00:36:40,385 What do I do wIth It? Oh I know... 710 00:36:40,386 --> 00:36:40,743 (slappIng) 711 00:36:40,744 --> 00:36:42,044 I'm sorry buddy 712 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,142 (loud fart) 713 00:36:46,143 --> 00:36:48,443 Curly! shame on you 714 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,683 That crazy dog 715 00:36:50,743 --> 00:36:54,252 Must have got Into some of my leftover pasta pazul 716 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,942 Yeah Momma I'm sure that's exactly what happened 717 00:36:56,943 --> 00:36:59,930 It dId! We should get a dog 718 00:36:59,931 --> 00:37:05,181 We should get a water buffalo Whoo 719 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,670 HIggIns! what are you doIng? 720 00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:11,500 Look, I don't wear pants at my house I'm not wearIng them at your house...sorry 721 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:13,321 That was a man's ass? 722 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,670 (bacon sIzzlIng) Yeah 723 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,920 How sweet Is... look at that 724 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,609 (bacon sIzzlIng) Ooh, ooh 725 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:31,840 That's It buddy 726 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,920 Okay, throw the rock 727 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:36,030 SkIm It 728 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:38,599 Throw It at tree 729 00:37:39,059 --> 00:37:40,719 Throw It at the lake 730 00:37:41,779 --> 00:37:43,199 Throw It at your brother 731 00:37:44,059 --> 00:37:45,359 HIt your head wIth It 732 00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:46,879 Just do somethIng 733 00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:52,537 (deep sIgh) come on... 734 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,417 GreggIe what are you doIng? dressed lIke that 735 00:37:54,418 --> 00:37:56,348 You hangIng out wIth JImIny CrIckey? 736 00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:58,676 We were supposed to be goIng to MIlan, remember? 737 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:00,257 That's what I packed for 738 00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:02,804 Come on, just cut those Into shorts we'll play some hoop later 739 00:38:02,805 --> 00:38:04,077 Pass dude 740 00:38:04,078 --> 00:38:06,335 You don't want revenge for the last tIme I whooped you? 741 00:38:06,336 --> 00:38:08,296 That was four years ago homey 742 00:38:08,297 --> 00:38:11,317 All I want Is to fly to MIlan and have some fresh made gelato 743 00:38:12,318 --> 00:38:13,495 Ouch 744 00:38:13,496 --> 00:38:16,026 Wow! what would your Father have done on that one? 745 00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:19,110 That one would have been a backhand to the sIde of the head 746 00:38:19,111 --> 00:38:21,255 and possIble bleedIng from the ear 747 00:38:21,256 --> 00:38:22,670 My Father would have thrown me down the staIrs 748 00:38:22,671 --> 00:38:25,334 just for usIng the word "gelato" 749 00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:28,195 Ah, you got the new Foreman - Yeah 750 00:38:28,196 --> 00:38:29,700 ThIs Is awesome HIllIard was tryIng to 751 00:38:29,701 --> 00:38:32,294 make me some tofu grape nuts In there 752 00:38:32,295 --> 00:38:33,731 Try It out - You cleaned thIs thIng rIght? 753 00:38:33,732 --> 00:38:34,694 Yeah I cleaned thIs thIng 754 00:38:34,695 --> 00:38:36,101 Thanks alot 755 00:38:36,102 --> 00:38:38,914 By the way, McIntyre Island aIn't close 756 00:38:38,934 --> 00:38:41,634 Eat as much as you can We've got a bIg row ahead of us 757 00:38:42,214 --> 00:38:44,940 These are kInd of... 758 00:38:44,941 --> 00:38:46,293 Come on man 759 00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:48,000 What are you doIng to me? SerIously... 760 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,470 You don't want your breath to smell lIke your grandmother's closet? 761 00:38:50,471 --> 00:38:51,915 ('Rock and Roll Never Forgets') (by Bob Seger and the SIlver Bullet Band) 762 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:58,340 # So you're a lIttle bIt older and a lot less bolder # # Than you used to be # 763 00:38:58,341 --> 00:39:04,926 # So you used to shake 'em down # # But now you stop and thInk about your dIgnIty # 764 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:08,102 # So now sweet sIxteens... # -BeautIful 765 00:39:08,103 --> 00:39:09,851 You got to respect goIng to McIntyre Island though 766 00:39:09,852 --> 00:39:11,230 haven't done that sInce we were 12 767 00:39:11,231 --> 00:39:12,712 Got my fIst boob there 768 00:39:12,732 --> 00:39:15,512 I know you dId, Tracy ThornhIll - Tracy ThornhIll 769 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:19,156 Absolutely, I remember that - They were flat, but I was a fan 770 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,140 HIggIns, Is that all you thInk about Is chIcks man? 771 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:23,386 Yeah relax we've got daughters 772 00:39:23,387 --> 00:39:26,410 That's all you guys thInk about too The dIfference Is, I can do somethIng about It 773 00:39:26,411 --> 00:39:29,270 That's not tr...all rIght that's true - You want to know what I fantasIze about? 774 00:39:29,271 --> 00:39:29,849 Yeah 775 00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,350 Candy bars 776 00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:35,100 No, I had a bad blood sugar test at my last checkup 777 00:39:35,101 --> 00:39:36,250 and Sally cut me off 778 00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:38,129 You're a grown-ass man How do you deal wIth that? 779 00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:40,230 Oh, I've got my own hIdden stash I'm not stupId 780 00:39:40,231 --> 00:39:41,208 Of course... 781 00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:42,248 SerIously, I've got It all 782 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:46,829 I've got Reese's, ButterfIngers, Three Musketeers. I hIde them under my clothes 783 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:49,789 In the bottom of the hamper It's great because 784 00:39:49,809 --> 00:39:52,528 the smell of my sweat socks masks the chocolte smell 785 00:39:52,529 --> 00:39:55,539 And the looks of your underwear masks the chocolate staIns 786 00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:59,647 Hang on guys I gotta make a sIssy - No, no, we're almost there 787 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,167 I gotta make a sIssy! - Oh come on! you made three already 788 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:05,806 It must just be oozIng out at thIs poInt - Shut up, I'm tryIng to concentrate 789 00:40:05,807 --> 00:40:08,027 It's takIng a pIss not the S.A.T's 790 00:40:08,028 --> 00:40:14,606 (IntermIttent splashes) 791 00:40:14,607 --> 00:40:15,867 Are you peeIng or... 792 00:40:16,471 --> 00:40:19,485 Is a dIesel truck turnIng off What the hell Is that? 793 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:21,165 LIsten to hamper bottom 794 00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:23,466 I thInk he's sendIng a message In Morse code 795 00:40:23,886 --> 00:40:25,946 GettIng old...stop 796 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,786 Can't pee...stop 797 00:40:27,922 --> 00:40:32,444 Reeks lIke asparagus...stop even though I dIdn't even have any... 798 00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:35,035 The good news Is these gIrls are goIng to say hI to It 799 00:40:36,427 --> 00:40:40,619 Ewww! -That Is so gross lookIng 800 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:43,104 They don't all look lIke that ladIes 801 00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:46,784 You'd thInk that 300 pounds... Oww! Come on! 802 00:40:46,785 --> 00:40:51,868 ('Lay It on the LIne' by TrIumph) # I'm tIred of playIn foolIsh games # 803 00:40:51,869 --> 00:40:53,657 SIck mIx tape you made RobbIe 804 00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:54,403 Oh yeah 805 00:40:54,404 --> 00:40:55,504 Hey guys, I uh... 806 00:40:55,923 --> 00:40:58,303 I brought somethIng too - Get out of here 807 00:40:58,304 --> 00:40:59,602 It's the net Yeah 808 00:40:59,603 --> 00:41:02,063 ChampIonshIp game - Let me see that 809 00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:03,842 Thought the coach should have It 810 00:41:03,843 --> 00:41:06,503 RobbIe, you got to put thIs on the urn buddy 811 00:41:07,443 --> 00:41:09,982 Your foot was on the lIne Oh, BaIley 812 00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:14,065 What do you thInk the coach would have saId If he heard about that trash talker? 813 00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:16,241 He'd kIck our ass for not kIckIng hIs ass 814 00:41:16,242 --> 00:41:18,079 Yeah - Why don't we do It the old school way 815 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,772 have ErIc beat hIs ass for us 816 00:41:19,773 --> 00:41:21,440 We should! - No, no, no 817 00:41:21,441 --> 00:41:23,120 I've got about eIght seconds of fIghtIng 818 00:41:23,121 --> 00:41:24,741 total, left In my lIfe 819 00:41:24,801 --> 00:41:27,261 And I'm savIng that In case I get mugged or... 820 00:41:27,262 --> 00:41:28,900 you know? Someone cuts In front of me 821 00:41:28,901 --> 00:41:30,018 at Burger KIng or somethIng 822 00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:31,400 That's my haIr at the bottom 823 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,900 We can't delay It anymore guys - He just bIt hIs chIcken...all rIght 824 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,980 Are we goIng? - We're doIng It 825 00:41:36,981 --> 00:41:38,279 Let's do It 826 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,330 You know I... 827 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,140 I thInk the coach Is here wIth us 828 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,700 I thInk he's proud to be here wIth us 829 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,659 In ash form - RIght here on thIs Island 830 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,409 Where we hId from our parents and... 831 00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:51,409 RIght now where we're hIdIng from our wIves and chIldren 832 00:41:55,799 --> 00:41:56,979 Goodbye to you 833 00:41:57,639 --> 00:41:58,778 FrIend 834 00:42:01,238 --> 00:42:03,138 WIse advIce gIver 835 00:42:09,478 --> 00:42:11,257 Buzzer noIse maker 836 00:42:15,123 --> 00:42:18,636 (cryIng) 837 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:19,737 Rob, come on 838 00:42:20,317 --> 00:42:22,457 I really messed up my marrIages 839 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,275 all of them 840 00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:25,416 It was my fault man 841 00:42:26,276 --> 00:42:27,576 I just couldn't hang on 842 00:42:28,396 --> 00:42:29,896 You know, my own daughters 843 00:42:30,996 --> 00:42:32,936 I don't even hardly know them 844 00:42:33,996 --> 00:42:36,646 The Buzzer would be ashamed of me - No he wouldn't 845 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:37,834 Come on man - Come on 846 00:42:37,835 --> 00:42:39,834 You have plenty of tIme to patch thIngs up wIth your daughters man 847 00:42:39,835 --> 00:42:41,735 You just... call them when you get back 848 00:42:42,515 --> 00:42:45,285 Actually, they're goIng to be here In about 20 mInutes 849 00:42:47,754 --> 00:42:48,814 WaIt, what? 850 00:42:49,274 --> 00:42:51,814 I could use a pIece of chIcken - No, no, no don't 851 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:56,694 FInIsh the bucket actually - Actually I'm stIll goIng to eat It 852 00:42:56,695 --> 00:42:58,445 ThIs Is pretty sIck but I'm hungry 853 00:42:58,446 --> 00:43:02,499 ('Escape (The PI�a Colada Song)') (by Rupert Holmes) 854 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:08,754 # If you lIke pIna coladas # # GettIng caught In the raIn # 855 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:15,700 # If you're not Into yoga # # If you have half a braIn # 856 00:43:16,184 --> 00:43:22,360 # If you lIke makIng love at mIdnIght # # In the dunes of the cape # 857 00:43:26,911 --> 00:43:28,611 PIece of crap car! 858 00:43:30,031 --> 00:43:31,091 What? 859 00:43:32,111 --> 00:43:33,331 Hey Dad... 860 00:43:34,431 --> 00:43:35,531 Me? 861 00:43:38,430 --> 00:43:39,480 What? 862 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,770 How do you get that...? 863 00:43:42,190 --> 00:43:43,370 from that 864 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,090 95 percent of that's got to be from the Mother 865 00:43:46,550 --> 00:43:47,770 and I am low-ballIng 866 00:43:49,550 --> 00:43:51,449 How Is that possIble? 867 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:55,119 Oh no, the ElvIs haIrs are goIng up her nose. She doesn't know what to do 868 00:43:56,789 --> 00:43:58,129 Is thIs your car? 869 00:43:58,389 --> 00:44:01,249 My old man lent me thIs turd 870 00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:04,625 Because he doesn't care If I break down In the mIddle of nowhere 871 00:44:04,626 --> 00:44:06,787 and get eaten by a bear or somethIng 872 00:44:06,788 --> 00:44:09,088 Your old man? - Yeah, my boyfrIend 873 00:44:09,348 --> 00:44:11,008 47 years old 874 00:44:11,268 --> 00:44:13,328 You know I wIsh I lIked guys my own age 875 00:44:13,428 --> 00:44:15,887 But I'm just chasIng the Dad that ran out on me 876 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,246 HoochIe Mama 877 00:44:32,466 --> 00:44:33,966 What does that mean? 878 00:44:34,626 --> 00:44:36,846 I don't know but It feels rIght 879 00:44:44,225 --> 00:44:46,645 I hope that car never gets fIxed 880 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,725 I don't thInk It wIll 881 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,645 I took the spark plugs out 882 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,933 NIce 883 00:44:54,424 --> 00:44:57,524 We're all lookIng at the same tIme let's at least...take shIfts 884 00:44:57,525 --> 00:44:59,999 Yeah good Idea - Lamonsoff, you and me look at the tree 885 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,930 McKenzIe, we're goIng to look at her butt for a lIttle bIt okay? 886 00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:04,583 Okay, all rIght - All rIght, good plan 887 00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:05,923 ...and shIft 888 00:45:09,063 --> 00:45:10,113 ShIft 889 00:45:11,383 --> 00:45:12,723 ShIft 890 00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:15,380 ShIft 891 00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:17,313 ...and shIft 892 00:45:18,902 --> 00:45:22,212 What are we doIng? - WaIt, are we all lookIng at the tree rIght now? 893 00:45:22,822 --> 00:45:24,482 Yeah, let's go back to the ass 894 00:45:25,542 --> 00:45:28,962 Hey JasmIne, thIs Is GlorIa GlorIa, thIs Is JasmIne 895 00:45:29,622 --> 00:45:30,961 Oh, hI 896 00:45:32,181 --> 00:45:36,000 Oh look, here comes Grandma goIng rIght In to the rescue 897 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:39,660 Let me take a look 898 00:45:39,661 --> 00:45:41,081 Oh, honey... 899 00:45:41,581 --> 00:45:43,480 You've blown your gasket 900 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:52,000 # If you lIke pIna coladas # # GettIng caught In the raIn # 901 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:58,458 # If you're not Into yoga # # If you have half a braIn # 902 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,602 # If you lIke makIng love at mIdnIght # 903 00:46:01,603 --> 00:46:04,644 I'm good, I'm all good - Wow 904 00:46:05,459 --> 00:46:07,817 That was rough... 905 00:46:07,818 --> 00:46:10,919 You guys thought seeIng them at the car was gross 906 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,697 you should have heard that waterbed actIon last nIght 907 00:46:12,698 --> 00:46:15,630 Sounded lIke two grIzzlIes fIghtIng over a salmon 908 00:46:15,631 --> 00:46:17,300 -Aww... there was a lot happenIng 909 00:46:17,301 --> 00:46:18,564 At least he's gettIng somethIng 910 00:46:18,565 --> 00:46:21,336 I've been shut out ever sInce Deanne found out she was pregnant 911 00:46:21,337 --> 00:46:22,576 Oh yeah, that wIll happen 912 00:46:22,577 --> 00:46:25,459 Can you have sex when they're pregnant? or does that hurt the baby 913 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:27,917 No, McKenzIe can because the baby thInks he's gettIng a TootsIe Roll 914 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:30,149 (all laughIng) 915 00:46:30,150 --> 00:46:32,815 SnIckers...SnIckers - Oh, a lIttle bIgger 916 00:46:32,816 --> 00:46:34,796 I got lucky on St Patty's day but uh... 917 00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:36,288 she was half asleep 918 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,972 And by half asleep I mean she was asleep, yeah she was out 919 00:46:39,973 --> 00:46:42,255 - You're allowed to do that? She was fIne wIth It 920 00:46:42,256 --> 00:46:45,187 RobbIe! Hey, how dId It go wIth the daughter 921 00:46:45,188 --> 00:46:47,235 Awkward... 922 00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:52,765 I guess the fIrst 20 years of a kId's lIfe Is more Importsnt than I realIzed 923 00:46:53,695 --> 00:46:56,235 It's always the kIds who pay - KIds pay 924 00:46:56,575 --> 00:46:57,994 They pay - They pay 925 00:46:58,014 --> 00:47:00,314 They always pay - They pay wIth maze 926 00:47:01,294 --> 00:47:03,994 It's good hangIng wIth you guys - No, no, stop 927 00:47:04,894 --> 00:47:08,264 I'm glad my famIly turmoIl can provIde entertaInment for you guys 928 00:47:08,265 --> 00:47:11,270 Let's cheer hIm up, how dId we cheer RobbIe up In the old days 929 00:47:11,271 --> 00:47:13,932 a lIttle arrow roulette 930 00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:16,100 whoa, whoa, arrow roulette - DId we really do that? 931 00:47:16,101 --> 00:47:17,645 SIngle stupIdest thIng we ever dId 932 00:47:17,646 --> 00:47:19,652 - It was the crazIest - MoronIc 933 00:47:19,653 --> 00:47:20,753 AssenIne 934 00:47:23,492 --> 00:47:25,112 I can't belIeve we're doIng thIs 935 00:47:25,113 --> 00:47:28,254 How do we always let Lenny talk us Into the stupIdest stuff? 936 00:47:28,255 --> 00:47:31,200 Remember the rules, whoever stays In the cIrcle the longest, wIns 937 00:47:31,201 --> 00:47:33,072 - What?! Whoever stays the longest 938 00:47:33,073 --> 00:47:37,410 - We gotta stand here? And a one... And a two... 939 00:47:37,411 --> 00:47:38,591 Why are we doIng thIs?! 940 00:47:38,651 --> 00:47:40,485 Go! 941 00:47:40,486 --> 00:47:43,462 ('Walk All Over You' by AC/DC) 942 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:46,300 I don't see It, I don't see It - Where Is It?! 943 00:47:46,301 --> 00:47:48,000 I lost It In the sun! - I lose! 944 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:50,290 (all screamIng) 945 00:47:59,894 --> 00:48:05,330 # Out of my way I'm runnIng hIgh # 946 00:48:05,331 --> 00:48:11,600 # Take your chance wIth me and I'll gIve It a try # 947 00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:17,650 # AIn't no woman In the world I know # 948 00:48:17,651 --> 00:48:23,700 # 'Cause I aIn't lookIng for (an overflow?) # 949 00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:29,443 # Oh baby I aIn't got much # 950 00:48:29,444 --> 00:48:35,282 # ResIstance to your touch # 951 00:48:35,283 --> 00:48:41,445 # Take off the hIgh heels, let down your haIr # 952 00:48:41,446 --> 00:48:46,485 # ParadIse aIn't far from there # # I wanna walk all over you # 953 00:48:46,486 --> 00:48:48,565 I am the champIon! 954 00:48:48,566 --> 00:48:51,210 I beat all you panzIes! 955 00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:53,403 (arrow landIng) 956 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,403 Ahh...Haa!!! 957 00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,000 Whoraaa!!! 958 00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,600 (hIttIng ground) 959 00:49:00,601 --> 00:49:06,403 Come on, come on - You're movIng! ahh...! you're shakIng... 960 00:49:06,404 --> 00:49:09,438 You're complaInIng about your hammy I've got an arrow In my foot! 961 00:49:09,439 --> 00:49:11,518 Oww!! Easy, easy... 962 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:12,363 What's goIng on? 963 00:49:12,364 --> 00:49:14,424 Rob got attacked by an IndIan! 964 00:49:14,425 --> 00:49:15,802 Yeah, but he got away! 965 00:49:15,803 --> 00:49:17,400 What? - He got attcked by an IndIan? 966 00:49:17,401 --> 00:49:18,122 Daddy, what happened? 967 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:20,602 Amber! I'm glad you got here 968 00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:22,663 ThIs Is my daughter Amber everybody 969 00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,762 # If you lIke pIna coladas # 970 00:49:24,763 --> 00:49:26,645 - You've got another one - Dude, hIgh fIve 971 00:49:26,646 --> 00:49:29,721 (whIsperIng) I'm not hIgh fIvIng, my wIfe's comIng 972 00:49:29,722 --> 00:49:31,561 Oh my God! Oh my God! 973 00:49:31,562 --> 00:49:33,622 You made me look at that! 974 00:49:33,623 --> 00:49:34,726 Ahh!! ThIs Is kIllIng me! 975 00:49:34,727 --> 00:49:36,407 BrIdget come down here Daddy's hurt 976 00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:37,800 # Yes I lIke pIna coladas # 977 00:49:37,801 --> 00:49:39,302 You got another one? - Yeah 978 00:49:39,303 --> 00:49:45,600 Hey... (all together) Hey... 979 00:49:45,601 --> 00:49:48,234 Now I get It - Now that makes sense 980 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:49,840 Shut up! 981 00:49:49,841 --> 00:49:51,350 Foot...arrow...why? 982 00:49:51,351 --> 00:49:53,441 I thInk we've got to pull It the rest of the way through 983 00:49:53,442 --> 00:49:55,119 Oh let me get It! - No, I'll get It 984 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,420 It was my Idea I saId It fIrst!! 985 00:49:57,421 --> 00:50:00,879 (all arguIng) Hey! (hushIng) 986 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,799 We're goIng to be all rIght here 987 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,920 All we need Is a poultIce wIth some maze... 988 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:06,958 Oh shut up!! 989 00:50:06,959 --> 00:50:09,313 That poultIce shIt doesn't work 990 00:50:09,314 --> 00:50:11,678 It never worked! Are you Insane?! 991 00:50:11,679 --> 00:50:15,038 Get some alcohol on thIs BItch! You should know about that! 992 00:50:15,039 --> 00:50:17,419 You were born durIng the prohIbItIon 993 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,477 (mouthIng word) 994 00:50:18,478 --> 00:50:19,750 ...And there's the snap 995 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:20,600 (under breath) That was bIgger than I thought 996 00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:23,716 It was goIng to be...wow - Snap, Crackle and Pop 997 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,716 (studyIng out loud) 998 00:50:32,717 --> 00:50:34,600 Excuse me, PrIncess RIta 999 00:50:34,601 --> 00:50:36,436 Are you just goIng to sIt there or are you goIng to help me? 1000 00:50:36,437 --> 00:50:39,271 No, Mr. Feder saId that I must study for the bIg fInal 1001 00:50:39,272 --> 00:50:42,710 - What fInal? - You tell me! He just keeps handIng me books 1002 00:50:42,711 --> 00:50:46,390 Oh for... never mInd. DId you pack the adapters for Italy? 1003 00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:48,115 Yes, I dId In L.A. 1004 00:50:48,116 --> 00:50:51,590 Great, and just wIpe your hands, I need you to organIze all those papers In here 1005 00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:54,416 Very neatly, okay They can not be ruIned 1006 00:50:55,075 --> 00:50:58,994 Hello, HI... ThIs Is Roxanne Feder 1007 00:50:58,995 --> 00:51:00,594 I just want to make sure... Mommy! Mommy! 1008 00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:03,634 It came out!, It came out! 1009 00:51:03,635 --> 00:51:05,749 Not now honey I'm on the phone okay 1010 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:06,834 My tooth, It fell out! 1011 00:51:06,835 --> 00:51:09,268 That's great honey just put It under the pIllow 1012 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:10,788 and I'll put a dollar In there later okay? 1013 00:51:10,789 --> 00:51:12,673 What? 1014 00:51:12,674 --> 00:51:16,254 Becky, I am on the phone I'll put the dollar under... 1015 00:51:17,714 --> 00:51:20,094 Why would you? 1016 00:51:21,873 --> 00:51:25,053 There's no Tooth FaIry? 1017 00:51:35,672 --> 00:51:37,412 I can't belIeve I just dId that 1018 00:51:39,752 --> 00:51:42,102 Oh Lenny, you should have seen her lIttle face 1019 00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:46,150 I don't know what's wrong wIth me? I mean, I try so hard 1020 00:51:46,151 --> 00:51:48,291 and I can't seem to get anythIng rIght 1021 00:51:48,292 --> 00:51:50,310 You made a mIstake parents make mIstakes 1022 00:51:50,311 --> 00:51:54,310 Remember the tIme I told Greg babIes come from Mommy's poop? 1023 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:56,745 and he kept lookIng In the toIlet for a baby brother 1024 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:59,250 - That's not funny I'm just sayIng 1025 00:51:59,251 --> 00:52:02,149 (Greg In other room) Can you hear me now? ...okay 1026 00:52:02,150 --> 00:52:04,450 I just feel... 1027 00:52:04,451 --> 00:52:05,989 (what about now?...can you hear me?) 1028 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:09,490 I feel lIke I ruIned her chIldhood 1029 00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:13,089 - She was goIng to fInd out eventually Eventually, but not today 1030 00:52:14,315 --> 00:52:18,028 (can you hear me now?) (thIs Is so cool, are you there?) 1031 00:52:18,029 --> 00:52:21,129 Hey! DIdn't I say no cell phones? 1032 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,187 I thought we had a deal! 1033 00:52:24,188 --> 00:52:26,088 What's up Dad? 1034 00:52:26,348 --> 00:52:29,102 That was cup phones? - Yeah, Charlotte taught us 1035 00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:31,227 Cool huh? hey check out Becky's 1036 00:52:31,228 --> 00:52:33,701 Look Dad, I have cup waItIng 1037 00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:36,407 I've got to call you back I'm on wIth Spongebob 1038 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,546 (Curly barkIng) 1039 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,800 Was that a turkey? 1040 00:52:41,801 --> 00:52:43,527 Yo Andre, can you hear me? 1041 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:44,959 Where's the player? can you hear me? 1042 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,465 Oh yeah (all talkIng) 1043 00:52:53,466 --> 00:52:56,985 The best thIng about these Is we can leave the cup In the shower 1044 00:52:56,986 --> 00:52:58,754 and lIsten to JasmIne clean herself tomorrow mornIng 1045 00:52:58,755 --> 00:52:59,100 What!! 1046 00:52:59,101 --> 00:53:01,100 Oh my God! 1047 00:53:01,101 --> 00:53:03,624 May I borrow thIs? AttentIon troopers... 1048 00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:06,944 There's been a request from the phone company 1049 00:53:06,945 --> 00:53:09,015 would you please Install cup phones 1050 00:53:09,016 --> 00:53:11,306 In every adult bedroom rIght away! 1051 00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:13,995 Thank you here we go!... move It, move It 1052 00:53:13,996 --> 00:53:15,999 I saId move It, move It 1053 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,814 (hIgh pItched fart) 1054 00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:22,061 (loud fart) 1055 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,500 Oh... 1056 00:53:38,062 --> 00:53:40,301 Yes, I have always been the Tooth FaIry 1057 00:53:40,302 --> 00:53:44,736 No...Bean's Mommy Is the Tooth FaIry for hIs famIly 1058 00:53:44,737 --> 00:53:47,162 I just cover our famIly 1059 00:53:48,062 --> 00:53:51,815 Do not tell Bean...okay? 1060 00:53:51,816 --> 00:53:55,801 Becky, I love you so so so so much okay? 1061 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,580 I'm sorry sweetheart - Okay come on, you're costIng me a fortune 1062 00:54:00,581 --> 00:54:04,000 Let's go, thIs Is goIng to be a hIgh cup bIll 1063 00:54:04,001 --> 00:54:06,259 (GlorIa) Can I stIll put maze on your arrow wound? 1064 00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:10,099 What the hell Is that? Is that GlorIa laughIng? 1065 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:13,379 She's stIll here after he had to snap on her lIke that? 1066 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,899 She forgave hIm rIght away 1067 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,498 You are my specIal lady 1068 00:54:16,499 --> 00:54:19,858 And you are my one footed maze covered lover 1069 00:54:19,859 --> 00:54:21,360 Okay come on We've got to go to sleep 1070 00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,616 We're goIng to MIlan tomorrow rIght? ...long flIght 1071 00:54:23,617 --> 00:54:26,116 Wow... - Let's get our rest 1072 00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:28,737 (Curly barkIng) 1073 00:54:28,738 --> 00:54:31,518 (Bean) Somebody kIll that turkey! 1074 00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:34,000 (Lenny laughIng) 1075 00:54:36,001 --> 00:54:38,776 (bIrd cooIng) 1076 00:54:41,777 --> 00:54:43,757 Is that gettIng me horny? 1077 00:54:44,577 --> 00:54:46,437 Yes... 1078 00:54:46,777 --> 00:54:50,091 Do you promIse you'll stIll feed her after we leave? 1079 00:54:50,092 --> 00:54:53,495 I promIse - Mommy, that's my mIlk 1080 00:54:53,496 --> 00:54:56,375 Bean, we have to learn how to share even wIth bIrds 1081 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,476 But he's goIng to drInk you dry! 1082 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:09,053 (chIldren laughIng and playIng) ('TIme to Fly' by REO Speedwagon) 1083 00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:16,350 # I've been around for you # # Been up and down for you # 1084 00:55:16,351 --> 00:55:18,053 I got a thIrd tIme 1085 00:55:18,054 --> 00:55:21,394 Donna, you want to try? - Sure 1086 00:55:21,894 --> 00:55:24,274 But, I stInk at sports - That's all rIght, here 1087 00:55:24,275 --> 00:55:27,493 # I've swallowed my prIde for you # - Hold It lIke thIs 1088 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:30,433 Down low and throw It and let the rock do the magIc 1089 00:55:31,173 --> 00:55:33,553 NIce! - I dId It! 1090 00:55:33,554 --> 00:55:35,972 Good job Donna 1091 00:55:35,973 --> 00:55:38,492 Do you know how to skIp rocks Mrs. Feder? 1092 00:55:38,493 --> 00:55:41,353 Are you kIddIng me? I am the best at thIs 1093 00:55:41,453 --> 00:55:43,865 GIve me that Now watch me 1094 00:55:43,866 --> 00:55:47,000 # and we can't relIve It # # Well I make you... # 1095 00:55:47,001 --> 00:55:48,771 (rock hIttIng Greg) - Oh!!... 1096 00:55:48,772 --> 00:55:51,191 Oh my God baby are you okay? 1097 00:55:51,192 --> 00:55:54,392 Yeah Mom, I'm just glad to see you havIng some fun 1098 00:55:55,426 --> 00:55:58,257 I'll take your luggage to the car Mr. Feder 1099 00:55:58,258 --> 00:56:00,214 It's not my luggage that's your textbooks 1100 00:56:00,215 --> 00:56:02,119 and that's nIce of you to take your own stuff down 1101 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,000 In your ca... come on, why are you... 1102 00:56:04,001 --> 00:56:05,684 Oh come on man, already? You're leavIng? 1103 00:56:05,685 --> 00:56:08,889 Yes I've got to go - You need any help gettIng to the aIrport 1104 00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:11,910 Lenny, we've got a lIttle problem - What, what happened? 1105 00:56:12,730 --> 00:56:14,870 I forgot how to skIp a rock 1106 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:18,500 Now, I thInk It's goIng to take a couple of days to fIgure It out 1107 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:22,303 So... I thInk we better stay 1108 00:56:22,304 --> 00:56:26,283 Are you kIddIng me? - For reals Mom! we're not leavIng? 1109 00:56:26,284 --> 00:56:30,288 No, I don't need to see a bunch of starvIng models walkIng around In my clothes 1110 00:56:30,289 --> 00:56:33,059 Yeah, why would you want to see models when you can see thIs? 1111 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:34,527 (all laughIng) 1112 00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:37,388 See... You couldn't get that In MIlan 1113 00:56:39,808 --> 00:56:44,847 You...you, what do you want to do today?...anythIng 1114 00:56:44,848 --> 00:56:47,800 I don't know, you tell me What was your favourIte thIng to do 1115 00:56:47,801 --> 00:56:50,561 when you were 12 and It was sunny out? 1116 00:56:50,562 --> 00:56:52,427 Ooh..well I can't do that 1117 00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:56,309 Maybe...go to a water park 1118 00:56:56,310 --> 00:56:59,100 - Then what are we waItIng for? SerIously? 1119 00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:01,211 Let's load up the car people - Water park! 1120 00:57:01,246 --> 00:57:04,436 I'm not takIng my shIrt off! - I'm not takIng my shIrt off eIther 1121 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,965 (foot crunchIng) Oww!...oh...oh Whoo Hoo! 1122 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,284 You're wastIng It 1123 00:57:10,285 --> 00:57:11,945 Sorry 1124 00:57:12,445 --> 00:57:16,345 It's all rIght It's actually not that bad 1125 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,882 ('Just Can't WaIt' by J. GeIls Band) 1126 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,882 I have to go number two - Okay, hang on 1127 00:57:34,883 --> 00:57:36,882 - Yeah Hey Dad 1128 00:57:36,883 --> 00:57:38,802 Hey, where have you guys been? 1129 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:40,322 Well, we dIdn't brIng our swImsuIts 1130 00:57:40,323 --> 00:57:43,103 so Marcus went to take us to buy some 1131 00:57:43,104 --> 00:57:47,298 We got them at a store called Naughty and NIce 1132 00:57:47,299 --> 00:57:49,476 Marcus saId... It was the only one that was open 1133 00:57:49,477 --> 00:57:52,542 The only place open...for bathIng suIts? 1134 00:57:52,543 --> 00:57:54,081 In the summer 1135 00:57:54,082 --> 00:57:56,782 We got my bathIng suIt at Stop N' Shop 1136 00:57:57,042 --> 00:58:01,341 That's uh...I lIke that one - Let's hIt the waterslIde! 1137 00:58:01,342 --> 00:58:06,108 # I just can't waIt # # I just can't waIt # 1138 00:58:07,488 --> 00:58:10,600 # I just can't waIt # 1139 00:58:10,601 --> 00:58:13,354 What a beautIful day 1140 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:16,340 It's a gIrls day 1141 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,157 Oh boy... Are we really doIng bathIng suIts? 1142 00:58:21,158 --> 00:58:24,599 Oh come on gIrls, we don't know these people. Who cares? 1143 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,673 Yeah you're rIght, who cares? I've been workIng all summer 1144 00:58:26,674 --> 00:58:28,979 on thIs sIx pack 1145 00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:30,968 How you feel about that? 1146 00:58:30,969 --> 00:58:33,104 Uhh... Baby got front! 1147 00:58:33,105 --> 00:58:34,819 Go Dee...go Dee... - Uh huh 1148 00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:37,314 Come on Sally It's your turn Take It off 1149 00:58:37,315 --> 00:58:41,557 Oh no, I have a bIt of a chIll actually GlorIa, how about you? 1150 00:58:41,558 --> 00:58:43,752 I don't own a bathIng suIt... but I lIke to go nude 1151 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,418 No, no, no... 1152 00:58:46,758 --> 00:58:50,657 Hey, somebody lIkes what he sees 1153 00:58:50,658 --> 00:58:53,854 ('Ready for Love' by Bad Company) # I'm ready for love # 1154 00:58:53,855 --> 00:58:58,872 # Oh baby, I'm ready for love # 1155 00:58:58,873 --> 00:59:03,600 # I'm ready for love # # Oh baby, I'm ready for love # 1156 00:59:03,601 --> 00:59:04,900 (purrIng) 1157 00:59:04,901 --> 00:59:09,755 Daddy, thIs lIne's not even movIng - (together) I know 1158 00:59:09,756 --> 00:59:12,456 I want Mommy's mIlk 1159 00:59:12,556 --> 00:59:14,039 I know you do son 1160 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,700 He wants Mommy's mIlk GIve hIm some Mommy's mIlk 1161 00:59:16,701 --> 00:59:19,171 No, no, no... - Mommy's mIlk, mommy's mIlk, mommy's 1162 00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:22,154 DammIt, no more Mommy's mIlk okay 1163 00:59:22,155 --> 00:59:24,556 You want mIlk you're drInkIng regular mIlk 1164 00:59:24,557 --> 00:59:26,692 Hey, hey, here kId... -Hey! 1165 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:30,433 Don't gIve me the guff rIght now kId Here's a buck, run along...run along 1166 00:59:30,434 --> 00:59:32,664 Here, drInk mIlk straIght out of the carton 1167 00:59:32,769 --> 00:59:35,273 I don't know If Mommy wIll want me to 1168 00:59:35,274 --> 00:59:38,713 All rIght just drInk It okay! Just lIke Daddy does, let me show you okay 1169 00:59:38,714 --> 00:59:40,613 Okay 1170 00:59:44,073 --> 00:59:46,413 I'm just lIke Daddy! 1171 00:59:46,414 --> 00:59:47,632 (all cheerIng) 1172 00:59:47,633 --> 00:59:49,872 There we go - See that? no more booby mIlk 1173 00:59:49,873 --> 00:59:52,493 Yay! more for us! 1174 00:59:54,352 --> 00:59:56,710 So ladIes... how do we get Mr. Banana Hammock 1175 00:59:56,711 --> 01:00:00,031 to come over here where we can get a better look at hIm 1176 01:00:00,032 --> 01:00:03,524 Okay, well there's two bIg advantages to breast feedIng 1177 01:00:03,525 --> 01:00:05,131 and I'm goIng to put mIne to work 1178 01:00:05,711 --> 01:00:09,211 - Sally, wow! - That's It gIrl 1179 01:00:10,511 --> 01:00:12,411 Work that umbrella pole baby 1180 01:00:13,412 --> 01:00:16,610 Sally! Oh my God! - Oh, It's defInItely workIng 1181 01:00:16,611 --> 01:00:19,380 - You're good at that - Oh my God, he lIkes It! 1182 01:00:20,931 --> 01:00:26,711 All rIght doIng the back door shuffle Cut the lIne, go, go, go 1183 01:00:26,712 --> 01:00:28,269 Don't get hurt 1184 01:00:28,270 --> 01:00:30,748 Dad? Are we allowed to go through here? 1185 01:00:30,749 --> 01:00:33,823 Absolutely not but we're doIng It anyways 1186 01:00:33,824 --> 01:00:36,249 Your cool Dad found thIs back In the day 1187 01:00:38,389 --> 01:00:40,651 Go up the ladder - Hey, It's dark In there 1188 01:00:40,652 --> 01:00:43,107 maybe you should hold my hand... I'm scared 1189 01:00:43,108 --> 01:00:47,540 Hey, hey, hey come here... Don't fall for that crap 1190 01:00:47,541 --> 01:00:48,500 you stay away from hIm 1191 01:00:48,501 --> 01:00:51,027 What are you talkIng about? He's gay Isn't he? 1192 01:00:51,028 --> 01:00:54,048 No, he just seems gay He's a genIus 1193 01:00:58,390 --> 01:01:00,324 All rIghty... who's next? 1194 01:01:02,816 --> 01:01:06,586 Now's a great tIme... Charlotte, you're up fIrst 1195 01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:14,294 Who's next? Let's go 1196 01:01:16,077 --> 01:01:19,222 Is he comIng thIs way? - He's comIng thIs way 1197 01:01:19,223 --> 01:01:21,033 He's comIng towards us rIght now 1198 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,925 ThIs Is good. Now, whatever you do, don't fart 1199 01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:36,989 (squeaky voIce) Hey what's up ladIes? 1200 01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:39,724 So... you are from around these parts eh? 1201 01:01:39,950 --> 01:01:41,519 Yeah, I'm from Saskatchatoon! 1202 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,959 That's up In Canada eh? 1203 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:48,126 You AmerIcan ladIes, you've been up to Saskatchatoon eh? 1204 01:01:48,127 --> 01:01:52,262 (all laughIng) 1205 01:01:55,650 --> 01:01:57,283 Hose teasers 1206 01:01:57,284 --> 01:02:01,541 (laughter) 1207 01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:04,562 EverythIng was on steroIds except for the voIce 1208 01:02:04,563 --> 01:02:08,322 ('Just Got Back' by Cheap TrIck) # Well just got back # 1209 01:02:08,323 --> 01:02:10,995 # Been gone too long # 1210 01:02:10,996 --> 01:02:20,000 # Wasn't my Idea, dIdn't pull the trIgger # # Oh oh oh I I I I'm just so glad # 1211 01:02:20,001 --> 01:02:23,945 # I'm just so glad to be back home, yeah # 1212 01:02:23,946 --> 01:02:30,000 # I just got back # # Been a long long tIme # 1213 01:02:30,001 --> 01:02:38,330 # Wasn't my Idea, dIdn't poInt the fInger # # Oh oh oh I I I I'm just so glad # 1214 01:02:38,331 --> 01:02:41,978 # I'm just so glad to go home # 1215 01:02:41,979 --> 01:02:44,458 Hey, weren't you guys just here? 1216 01:02:44,459 --> 01:02:48,200 No, I thInk you have us confused wIth some other people 1217 01:02:48,201 --> 01:02:51,133 I don't thInk so because you're two of the hottest chIcks 1218 01:02:51,134 --> 01:02:52,670 I've ever seen In my lIfe 1219 01:02:52,671 --> 01:02:53,229 Hey! 1220 01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:54,777 What? 1221 01:02:54,778 --> 01:02:56,734 These are my daughters - RIght...uh uh 1222 01:02:56,735 --> 01:03:00,002 Her defInItely...because she's Fugly just lIke you 1223 01:03:00,003 --> 01:03:01,643 (together) Hey! 1224 01:03:01,644 --> 01:03:02,694 Now who's next? 1225 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,214 Ahh!!! 1226 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:10,611 # My god, Is It a dream? # 1227 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,089 # I just got back # # Been a long long tIme # 1228 01:03:17,090 --> 01:03:25,659 # Wasn't my Idea, dIdn't poInt the fInger # # Oh oh oh I I I I'm just so glad # 1229 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:31,214 # I'm just so glad to go home # (laughter) 1230 01:03:31,215 --> 01:03:33,934 Dad, come on, hurry up! I want to go to Power Splunge 1231 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:37,115 One second sweetIe, we're goIng on all the rIdes today, we're doIng them all 1232 01:03:37,116 --> 01:03:39,613 We're goIng to have fun 1233 01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:43,274 - Are you makIng a sIssy? - No I'm not 1234 01:03:43,534 --> 01:03:45,888 You know they put a chemIcal In the pool 1235 01:03:45,889 --> 01:03:48,065 that turns urIne blue 1236 01:03:48,066 --> 01:03:50,892 No, no they're old wIves tales sweetIe It's an old wIves tale 1237 01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:53,913 Oh my God! You're humIlIatIng me! 1238 01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:55,054 (chIldren screamIng) 1239 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,915 # I just got back # # I been asleep too long # 1240 01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:13,600 # Wasn't my Idea what the doctor fIgured # # Oh oh oh I I I I'm just so glad # 1241 01:04:13,601 --> 01:04:17,962 # I'm just so glad, I'm just so glad, # 1242 01:04:17,963 --> 01:04:23,544 can I get a pIcture? - A lIttle further, a lIttle further 1243 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,048 (chIldren screamIng) 1244 01:04:44,058 --> 01:04:46,048 (man screamIng) 1245 01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:51,368 I don't know about thIs one Dad It's kInd of steep 1246 01:04:51,369 --> 01:04:53,287 Yeah, yeah, It's a lIttle steeper than I remember 1247 01:04:53,288 --> 01:04:56,598 Okay let's go to another rIde - I don't lIke It eIther, yeah come on 1248 01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,698 Good thIng the kId chIckened out so you don't have to go, rIght Feder? 1249 01:05:01,048 --> 01:05:04,960 Why don't you hIre somebody to do It for you Mr. RItchIe RIch? 1250 01:05:05,607 --> 01:05:07,827 Hey WIley what's up man? 1251 01:05:08,327 --> 01:05:10,947 Step asIde chumps let me get thIs on 1252 01:05:12,247 --> 01:05:14,627 Hasta la VIsta ChIcken shIznIt 1253 01:05:16,624 --> 01:05:18,125 Yeah!! 1254 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:20,125 Go kId! Whoo!! 1255 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:26,706 That was good, that was very nIce - All rIght, now I want some of thIs 1256 01:05:26,707 --> 01:05:28,205 Look at thIs 1257 01:05:28,206 --> 01:05:30,225 Atta boy - What happened there? 1258 01:05:30,226 --> 01:05:33,565 - Atta boy! - Backwards huh? 1259 01:05:33,566 --> 01:05:35,203 Yeah!! 1260 01:05:42,301 --> 01:05:44,224 You're up Hollywood 1261 01:05:44,225 --> 01:05:46,420 I'm up?...All rIght I don't know how you 1262 01:05:46,421 --> 01:05:51,000 follow up backwards? Just pay attentIon to the dIsmount would you 1263 01:06:05,563 --> 01:06:09,116 Oh ho! Looks lIke second place agaIn BaIley huh...? 1264 01:06:09,117 --> 01:06:11,062 Do you belIeve thIs guy? Second place? 1265 01:06:11,063 --> 01:06:12,561 Second place... 1266 01:06:12,562 --> 01:06:15,081 Go down the hangIng by your feet - Show these IdIots 1267 01:06:15,082 --> 01:06:18,961 - By my feet? - Yeah 1268 01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:20,280 Is that safe? 1269 01:06:20,281 --> 01:06:23,701 What do you care? you're an anImal... You're an anImal!! 1270 01:06:23,721 --> 01:06:25,981 -Yeah! - I'm an anImal!! 1271 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,920 Whoohahooa! 1272 01:06:27,921 --> 01:06:30,141 Why don't you do It? - I got kIds 1273 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:38,399 Yeah WIley!! (all together) WIley, WIley 1274 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,580 You don't need to do thIs 1275 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:44,479 WIley, WIley, WIley! 1276 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,838 I'm an anImal!!! I'm an anImal!!! 1277 01:06:47,839 --> 01:06:49,939 Yeah!! 1278 01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:53,919 I can't get my foot out!! Ahhhh!!!! 1279 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,500 (crash) (crown groans) 1280 01:06:58,501 --> 01:07:00,000 That's how you do It boys 1281 01:07:00,001 --> 01:07:01,757 Go Becky - You can do thIs 1282 01:07:01,758 --> 01:07:04,378 Good there you go - Yay! gIve me a fIve 1283 01:07:05,278 --> 01:07:08,752 Roxanne, look at hIm... It's lIke he totally forgot about me 1284 01:07:08,753 --> 01:07:11,356 TypIcal man... they take all you can gIve 1285 01:07:11,357 --> 01:07:13,196 and then they trade you In for some cow 1286 01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:15,999 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do wIth these now 1287 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,217 I do 1288 01:07:21,477 --> 01:07:23,776 See that buddy that's the old bank shot 1289 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:24,915 pIck a spot... aIm for It 1290 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:27,696 Oh yeah, your Dad wIll go 50 for 50 wIth these 1291 01:07:28,276 --> 01:07:30,926 Really? because on the WII the bank shot never works 1292 01:07:31,636 --> 01:07:34,509 Yeah, well you should "WII"turn It and get a "WII"fund 1293 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:37,394 Okay, TIm Duncan's had about a hundred game wInners wIth that bad boy 1294 01:07:37,395 --> 01:07:39,055 Honey, are you watchIng me? 1295 01:07:39,635 --> 01:07:42,100 Oh baby! that was hot 1296 01:07:42,101 --> 01:07:44,255 Come here for a mInute let me show you 1297 01:07:47,394 --> 01:07:49,727 What you got to do Is... see the box up there? 1298 01:07:49,728 --> 01:07:51,073 The top rIght corner of It? 1299 01:07:51,074 --> 01:07:52,734 Hello? 1300 01:07:52,994 --> 01:07:55,774 Focus boy, focus get off of that 1301 01:07:55,775 --> 01:07:57,600 Lamonsoff!...(snaps fIngers) Focus 1302 01:07:58,601 --> 01:08:01,213 Oh my God! What a perv 1303 01:08:01,793 --> 01:08:03,587 He's totally checkIng me out 1304 01:08:03,588 --> 01:08:05,973 He wans't...Lady...I don't know 1305 01:08:05,974 --> 01:08:08,632 All rIght, come on Go ahead 1306 01:08:08,633 --> 01:08:10,253 Follow through, keep the hand up 1307 01:08:10,473 --> 01:08:13,080 Are you kIddIng me? ...Respect 1308 01:08:13,081 --> 01:08:15,671 See how good you can be when you wear normal people clothes 1309 01:08:15,672 --> 01:08:17,412 - Hey Momma - Hey baby 1310 01:08:17,413 --> 01:08:19,706 How come you're not out there playIng basketball? 1311 01:08:19,707 --> 01:08:22,852 - You know I got... - You got bunyans, I know, where's Kurt? 1312 01:08:23,853 --> 01:08:26,750 Are you scared, what's wrong? (RIta gIgglIng) 1313 01:08:29,751 --> 01:08:33,811 Ooh...somebody's In trouble not lookIng good 1314 01:08:40,990 --> 01:08:46,370 All rIght, I dId everybody's fIrst shot for them, now you do the second one 1315 01:08:46,371 --> 01:08:48,549 Come on now! 1316 01:08:48,550 --> 01:08:52,583 Nobody's doIng shots we got kIds there dummy 1317 01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:53,500 Got to wake up In the mornIng 1318 01:08:53,501 --> 01:08:55,378 All rIght we're goIng to bIzz beers Instead 1319 01:08:55,379 --> 01:08:57,060 Who's got beers? Check 'em off 1320 01:08:57,061 --> 01:09:00,398 - I'm goIng to go wIth one tonIght - Yeah, I'll stIck wIth coffee 1321 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:01,999 - I'm havIng thIs many - Cheers 1322 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,907 I'm just havIng MetamucIl tonIght 1323 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:09,054 What's wrong wIth you guys? We used to come up here and... 1324 01:09:09,055 --> 01:09:13,307 party man!...get wasted You losers 1325 01:09:13,308 --> 01:09:15,386 Don't worry, you'll grow up one day HIggy 1326 01:09:15,387 --> 01:09:16,701 You just need to meet the rIght gIrl 1327 01:09:16,702 --> 01:09:20,847 Oh, my older sIster would be perfect for you 1328 01:09:20,848 --> 01:09:22,546 (snortIng) What? 1329 01:09:22,547 --> 01:09:26,087 She's legally blInd but she can see shapes 1330 01:09:26,088 --> 01:09:30,006 Anyways, Roxanne? How dId you and Lenny meet? 1331 01:09:30,007 --> 01:09:31,385 (slurrrIng) Good questIon 1332 01:09:31,386 --> 01:09:33,625 How dId thIs blob of crap...? 1333 01:09:33,626 --> 01:09:35,150 No offence 1334 01:09:35,151 --> 01:09:39,025 Meet thIs lola senIorIta 1335 01:09:39,026 --> 01:09:43,419 Oh, he came Into the department store where I was workIng, I helped hIm 1336 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:45,720 He wanted me to try thIs skIrt on 1337 01:09:45,721 --> 01:09:47,904 Oh, the old try on the skIrt trIck 1338 01:09:47,905 --> 01:09:52,738 I got ya, very sneaky SIs - Yeah he dId trIck me. Because afterwards 1339 01:09:52,739 --> 01:09:56,180 he made me try on a bra and hey, I was just tryIng to help 1340 01:09:56,181 --> 01:09:59,103 Okay, okay, I dId lIke hIm a lIttle 1341 01:09:59,104 --> 01:10:01,109 It was, It was a good day 1342 01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:04,817 Oh God! Oh my water, my water's breakIng! 1343 01:10:04,818 --> 01:10:06,399 The baby's comIng! - Oh dear God 1344 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,403 Are you serIous? - Oh! yeah... 1345 01:10:12,223 --> 01:10:16,043 I got you, I got you I got you 1346 01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:18,392 I'm just playIng 1347 01:10:18,393 --> 01:10:20,141 ('SentImental Lady' by Bob Welch) 1348 01:10:20,142 --> 01:10:22,857 Oh my god It's... 1349 01:10:22,858 --> 01:10:24,056 Do you know thIs song? 1350 01:10:24,057 --> 01:10:26,762 Oh, thIs song Is the best 1351 01:10:28,530 --> 01:10:30,250 ThIs song Is the best 1352 01:10:30,251 --> 01:10:32,780 # You are here and warm # 1353 01:10:32,781 --> 01:10:36,159 Oh thIs song gets me so horny 1354 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,159 - You know I was thInkIng that but now, not so much 1355 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,160 I'd lIke to claIm credIt for that 1356 01:10:41,161 --> 01:10:44,240 Because that's all part of my get some nookIe playlIst 1357 01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:47,727 Get the ladIes on the dance floor And I got my lady rIght here 1358 01:10:47,728 --> 01:10:49,569 Come on honey - Aw... 1359 01:10:49,570 --> 01:10:52,220 - That was a good move - Good m...all rIght, let's do thIs 1360 01:10:55,779 --> 01:10:57,578 I know how much you love to dance 1361 01:10:57,579 --> 01:11:00,719 Well you know me... I'm a regular Shavadoo 1362 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:08,292 # And all of the thIngs that I saId that I wanted # # Come rushIng by In my head when I'm wIth you # 1363 01:11:08,293 --> 01:11:15,105 # 14 joys and a wIll to be merry # # And all of the thIngs that we say are very # 1364 01:11:15,106 --> 01:11:18,137 # SentImental gentle wInd # 1365 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,779 Look at you... all sexy 1366 01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:24,176 Deanne? 1367 01:11:24,177 --> 01:11:26,997 You should change your name to Deyonce 1368 01:11:26,998 --> 01:11:27,816 Oh, God... 1369 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:30,456 Yeah so now he thInks I'm sexy huh? 1370 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:33,415 Can I just enjoy a dance wIth my fIne ass wIfe 1371 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:37,050 Yes, to the whItest song ever...yes 1372 01:11:37,051 --> 01:11:39,556 ThIs Is the whItest song ever 1373 01:11:40,536 --> 01:11:44,357 You know Lenny? You were rIght about brIngIng us here 1374 01:11:44,358 --> 01:11:47,392 ThIs place Is pretty specIal - It Is, rIght? 1375 01:11:47,393 --> 01:11:50,614 NothIng's goIng on here and I love It 1376 01:11:50,615 --> 01:11:54,489 Roxanne, I have made out wIth about 25 dIfferent gIrls In thIs very spot 1377 01:11:54,490 --> 01:11:56,885 and I want you to be number 26 1378 01:11:56,886 --> 01:12:00,400 - As long as I'm the last one - Oh, that's a guarantee 1379 01:12:01,814 --> 01:12:04,194 - I'm horny too 1380 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,908 - What are you doIng? - Oww! (thud) 1381 01:12:15,478 --> 01:12:16,652 (slappIng) 1382 01:12:18,653 --> 01:12:21,648 Lamonsoff, what are you doIng up? 1383 01:12:24,652 --> 01:12:26,152 That day was crazy 1384 01:12:26,732 --> 01:12:31,900 Sally...she just attacked me, lIke never before, It was Insane 1385 01:12:31,901 --> 01:12:33,518 I just dId the same thIng wIth my woman 1386 01:12:33,519 --> 01:12:34,951 Really? 1387 01:12:34,952 --> 01:12:36,500 Wow 1388 01:12:40,251 --> 01:12:42,925 Hey, where's Saskatchatoon? 1389 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:45,471 Yeah! I don't know? 1390 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,030 - What am I? (slap) - A hose teaser (slap) 1391 01:13:02,409 --> 01:13:05,069 (GlorIa moanIng) - Look at thIs 1392 01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:07,443 - What am I? - A hose teaser! 1393 01:13:07,444 --> 01:13:09,614 - And where are you from? - Saskatchatoon! 1394 01:13:09,615 --> 01:13:13,075 What the... What are we goIng to do wIth HIggIns? 1395 01:13:13,076 --> 01:13:14,847 You know what? ThIs Is really pIssIng me off, because... 1396 01:13:14,848 --> 01:13:18,402 You know what?...you can't be passed out drunk, sIngle wIth no responsIbIlIty 1397 01:13:18,403 --> 01:13:20,099 and not pay for It 1398 01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:22,028 You should have to be hurt for that 1399 01:13:22,029 --> 01:13:23,887 (whIstlIng) 1400 01:13:23,888 --> 01:13:26,000 - Sweetheart? (groanIng) 1401 01:13:26,001 --> 01:13:29,006 You fell asleep on the couch agaIn 1402 01:13:29,007 --> 01:13:32,187 You know you're supposed to go to your room (slappIng) 1403 01:13:35,727 --> 01:13:38,026 Marcus, the bIrd Is all better Marcus... 1404 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,485 He want's to talk to you 1405 01:13:40,490 --> 01:13:43,485 (flappIng) 1406 01:13:43,486 --> 01:13:48,545 Marcus, you're goIng to be the best lIfeguard at the whole pool 1407 01:13:48,546 --> 01:13:51,750 Hold your breath honey Hold your breath honey 1408 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:53,350 (gaspIng) 1409 01:13:55,196 --> 01:13:57,244 Who's that? 1410 01:13:57,245 --> 01:13:59,745 Oh, It's Mommy's boyfrIend 1411 01:13:59,746 --> 01:14:01,628 the one who dresses you 1412 01:14:01,629 --> 01:14:03,485 (whIstlIng) 1413 01:14:03,486 --> 01:14:05,730 (cryIng) 1414 01:14:05,731 --> 01:14:11,000 He's cryIng...he's cryIng (sobbIng) 1415 01:14:11,001 --> 01:14:14,203 - Momma? - It's all rIght...It's all rIght 1416 01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,962 It's okay baby - It's okay precIous 1417 01:14:16,963 --> 01:14:20,703 Okay, I'm goIng to take you upstaIrs sweetIe 1418 01:14:20,704 --> 01:14:21,602 goIng to put your pj's on 1419 01:14:21,603 --> 01:14:22,802 It's not rIght what you dId 1420 01:14:22,803 --> 01:14:25,343 You can't just sleep anywhere you know that 1421 01:14:25,723 --> 01:14:29,102 You go to your room...you go to your room 1422 01:14:32,962 --> 01:14:35,062 ThIs Isn't a closet...thIs Is your bedroom 1423 01:14:35,063 --> 01:14:38,942 Okay? You could...It's also your bathroom, you can make a pee pee 1424 01:14:38,943 --> 01:14:40,160 (thud) 1425 01:14:40,161 --> 01:14:42,541 - I'm makIng a pee pee 1426 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,278 Happy Fourth of July everyone 1427 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,000 It's the bIrdIes Independence day too so keep your fIngers crossed honey 1428 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,500 - Yay! - Bye bIrdIe 1429 01:14:57,501 --> 01:15:04,500 ('Monday MornIng' by Fleetwood Mac) # Monday mornIng you sure look fIne # 1430 01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,858 (speakIng In SpanIsh) 1431 01:15:07,859 --> 01:15:10,330 That's so sexy...what dId you say? 1432 01:15:10,331 --> 01:15:13,859 Oh, I thInk she saId... (ImItatIng poorly) 1433 01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:16,038 (laughter) - That's great 1434 01:15:16,039 --> 01:15:19,185 You know, these guys at the store were talkIng so much smack 1435 01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:21,637 about thIs basketball rematch that was supposed to go on 1436 01:15:21,638 --> 01:15:24,500 Well I'm glad we're gettIng these unIforms ready 1437 01:15:24,501 --> 01:15:26,538 Oww...No more drInkIng 1438 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:30,880 DId you really sleep In the closet you drunk? 1439 01:15:32,917 --> 01:15:34,537 I thInk so 1440 01:15:36,411 --> 01:15:38,195 No... 1441 01:15:38,196 --> 01:15:38,999 (suctIon) 1442 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,195 Oww! 1443 01:15:40,196 --> 01:15:42,452 - Oh God! - HIggIns! 1444 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:51,096 Oh, I had the...sexIest dream about a lIttle blonde gIrl though 1445 01:15:51,097 --> 01:15:52,315 YI..ya 1446 01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:57,575 I thInk It was a dream 1447 01:15:57,576 --> 01:15:59,994 - Oh come on... - That's sIck! 1448 01:15:59,995 --> 01:16:01,994 (phone vIbratIng) 1449 01:16:01,995 --> 01:16:05,549 You know, these devIlled eggs would really be good If you had some marInara sauce 1450 01:16:05,550 --> 01:16:07,974 Oh, It's Lenny's phone...Hello? 1451 01:16:08,550 --> 01:16:11,288 All rIght, here we go... Oh! that's a three 1452 01:16:11,289 --> 01:16:13,033 That's one, two, three...ladder! - Oh come on 1453 01:16:13,034 --> 01:16:15,254 Ladder! - No 1454 01:16:15,255 --> 01:16:18,473 - Oh that's It - The rIch keep gettIng rIcher 1455 01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:23,067 SchnIggly Is here, so come on RobbIe, tell the...tell the man what's goIng on 1456 01:16:23,068 --> 01:16:25,653 He doesn't care - Tell hIm 1457 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:30,032 GlorIa and I are thInkIng about havIng a baby together 1458 01:16:30,033 --> 01:16:32,572 How great Is that? - Isn't that nIce? 1459 01:16:32,573 --> 01:16:34,699 Wow...that's great 1460 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:36,977 You know the good news Is she can't get any more stretch marks 1461 01:16:36,978 --> 01:16:38,034 (laughter) 1462 01:16:38,035 --> 01:16:39,911 Wow...boy, that's a good one 1463 01:16:39,912 --> 01:16:43,212 Th..the good thIng also, Is that... GlorIa and the kId can share dIapers 1464 01:16:43,213 --> 01:16:44,111 Wow 1465 01:16:44,112 --> 01:16:46,350 Man you see, that's just ugly 1466 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,018 He doesn't get It He's not In a commIted relatIonshIp 1467 01:16:49,019 --> 01:16:51,200 He doesn't get It, you know he can't because he can't stay 1468 01:16:51,201 --> 01:16:52,700 In a commIted relatIonshIp I'm tryIng 1469 01:16:52,701 --> 01:16:54,870 Oh look...he's just mad because... 1470 01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:58,189 all the gIrls I go out wIth are 70 to 80 years younger than hIs wIfe 1471 01:16:58,190 --> 01:17:01,000 - You can't stop hIm...you can't - LIke the last one I was wIth 1472 01:17:01,001 --> 01:17:04,373 So she's blonde, she's tall super hot...not your type 1473 01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:05,629 me and blondIe start goIng at It 1474 01:17:05,630 --> 01:17:09,743 and you know, we're shakIng the bed - ShakIng the bed? 1475 01:17:09,744 --> 01:17:12,574 I don't know...I just know wettIng the bed - ShakIng the bed... 1476 01:17:13,309 --> 01:17:18,743 And rIght at the good part, you know? ThIs pIcture behInd, rIght on the wall...falls 1477 01:17:18,744 --> 01:17:21,022 and goes (ImItates sound) hIts her In the forehead 1478 01:17:21,023 --> 01:17:22,222 She cut her head? 1479 01:17:22,223 --> 01:17:23,947 It cuts her! I dIdn't slow down 1480 01:17:23,948 --> 01:17:27,400 I just throw her two aspIrIns she yaps on 'em lIke a frIsbee dog 1481 01:17:27,401 --> 01:17:28,467 - Hey boys! 1482 01:17:28,468 --> 01:17:33,008 I am tIred...Marcus! your snorIng kept me up all nIght long 1483 01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,865 (ImItates buzzer) 1484 01:17:37,441 --> 01:17:39,865 You're a dead man! 1485 01:17:39,866 --> 01:17:42,865 - Oh wow! - That's my baby gIrl! 1486 01:17:42,866 --> 01:17:45,476 - I thought you were my frIend?! - Leave me alone, drInk your maze 1487 01:17:45,477 --> 01:17:48,045 - You're goIng to pay thIs tIme! - No...! 1488 01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:52,046 Bad turtle! 1489 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:54,750 - You evIl pIg! - Oww...Lenny! 1490 01:17:54,751 --> 01:17:58,225 RobbIe, RobbIe! - You're a psyco! 1491 01:17:58,226 --> 01:18:00,045 - Get off man! - Jesus guys... 1492 01:18:00,616 --> 01:18:02,224 Calm down! Buddy...buddy 1493 01:18:02,225 --> 01:18:03,805 What's the problem? 1494 01:18:04,365 --> 01:18:06,464 (kIck landIng) - Ahh...!! 1495 01:18:06,465 --> 01:18:10,464 - Ahh!...Oh...Oh - Arrow foot, come here you baby...whee! 1496 01:18:10,465 --> 01:18:12,000 Come on! Why are you fIghtIng? 1497 01:18:12,001 --> 01:18:13,703 Good to see mIdget wrestlIng agaIn though I got to say 1498 01:18:13,704 --> 01:18:16,446 How could you do that? That's my daughter! 1499 01:18:16,447 --> 01:18:19,044 - Do what?! - Shake the bed wIth her! 1500 01:18:19,045 --> 01:18:20,964 You thInk I would do that to you?! 1501 01:18:20,965 --> 01:18:23,703 Out of any of us? yeah... You'd be the one to do that 1502 01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:25,782 I mean you dId sleep wIth StImpson's Mother 1503 01:18:25,783 --> 01:18:27,622 I dIdn't even know that guy! 1504 01:18:27,623 --> 01:18:29,430 It was your frIend! I barely knew hIm! 1505 01:18:29,431 --> 01:18:32,040 She grabbed my wIener... I told you guys! 1506 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,761 That's hIs daughter, It's dIfferent! 1507 01:18:33,762 --> 01:18:37,141 Me and hIm? Okay, maybe I flIrted wIth hIm 1508 01:18:37,142 --> 01:18:40,016 but that was just to get your attentIon 1509 01:18:40,017 --> 01:18:41,556 - Well what about hIs snorIng? - I heard It too 1510 01:18:41,557 --> 01:18:43,568 (ImItates buzzer) 1511 01:18:43,569 --> 01:18:44,821 (kIck landIng) - Ahh!! 1512 01:18:44,822 --> 01:18:48,021 Oh no!...twIce? 1513 01:18:48,022 --> 01:18:49,620 We heard It from three rooms away 1514 01:18:49,621 --> 01:18:52,455 All rIght then, he's off the hook You know Marcus wouldn't 1515 01:18:52,456 --> 01:18:56,161 be wIth your daughter. I..I mean not that she's... You know what I'm sayIng 1516 01:18:56,781 --> 01:18:58,505 Well what happened to your head? 1517 01:18:58,506 --> 01:19:00,500 When I was changIng Into my pj's 1518 01:19:00,501 --> 01:19:04,176 I got the feelIng that some perv was lookIng through my wIndow 1519 01:19:04,177 --> 01:19:08,299 So I went to go close the shade and I trIpped and hIt my head 1520 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:13,720 Yeah dude...that's your daughter. I'd never be wIth her, you're my best frIend man 1521 01:19:14,539 --> 01:19:17,338 And JasmIne would never be wIth me because I'm me 1522 01:19:17,339 --> 01:19:19,373 Sorry I don't have my whole lIfe together lIke Lenny 1523 01:19:19,374 --> 01:19:23,258 Oh, together lIke Lenny...please 1524 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:27,147 I answered your phone you pIchacorta It was your assIstant 1525 01:19:27,148 --> 01:19:30,252 I asked hIm If he cancelled the flIght to MIlan and he saId he dId... 1526 01:19:30,253 --> 01:19:31,852 Before we even came here! 1527 01:19:31,853 --> 01:19:34,907 He saId that? Why would he say that? 1528 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:37,062 - I mean... - So he just made that up huh? 1529 01:19:37,063 --> 01:19:41,667 I'm not sayIng he made It up... I thInk In hIs head he belIeves It's true 1530 01:19:41,668 --> 01:19:46,190 Don't you agent me Lenny! Stop tryIng to handle everybody and everythIng 1531 01:19:46,191 --> 01:19:49,115 and start takIng a lIttle responsIbIlIty for once! 1532 01:19:49,116 --> 01:19:50,456 I'll take responsIbIlIty 1533 01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:54,175 Okay, you're rIght I thought It would be better for our famIly 1534 01:19:54,176 --> 01:19:56,470 to be here wIth normal people Instead of goIng to MIlan 1535 01:19:56,471 --> 01:19:58,666 We're normal? 1536 01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:02,335 I was scared to tell you It was easIer for me to keep It a secret 1537 01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:05,600 You peel back any marrIage there are secrets 1538 01:20:05,601 --> 01:20:07,374 MIne Is...I...I love you 1539 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:08,029 I love you very much 1540 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:13,835 Roxanne, I just...I...our kIds are becomIng nutty, snotty, spoIled 1541 01:20:14,495 --> 01:20:18,173 I...I...we got a Nanny, we got... - So she Is a Nanny 1542 01:20:18,174 --> 01:20:21,704 - No, no, no. she's not a Nanny - Of course she's a Nanny! 1543 01:20:21,705 --> 01:20:22,813 When does the lyIng stop? 1544 01:20:22,814 --> 01:20:25,202 It stops rIght after thIs 1545 01:20:25,203 --> 01:20:27,530 She's more of an au paIr okay? not really a Nanny 1546 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:28,893 - Lenny - (laughIng) 1547 01:20:28,894 --> 01:20:35,237 All rIght that's It, the lyIng stops now I won't lIe to you ever agaIn, I swear to God 1548 01:20:35,238 --> 01:20:36,932 I love you 1549 01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:40,003 Men lIe! They can't help themselves 1550 01:20:40,004 --> 01:20:42,852 Kurt sure as hell lIes! 1551 01:20:42,853 --> 01:20:45,675 What do I lIe about "Toe" J. SImpson 1552 01:20:45,676 --> 01:20:49,446 Oh please...the Nanny? - What about the Nanny? 1553 01:20:49,447 --> 01:20:53,696 - You have a thIng for her! - I do not have a thIng for the Nanny 1554 01:20:53,697 --> 01:20:55,937 I'm a marrIed man...perIod 1555 01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:59,085 But dId I enjoy havIng a nIce conversatIon 1556 01:20:59,086 --> 01:21:02,911 wIth a woman that wasn't goIng "where's thIs?" and "dId you pIck up that" 1557 01:21:03,571 --> 01:21:06,341 - Yeah - Well you could have nIce conversatIons wIth me 1558 01:21:06,371 --> 01:21:08,009 When? You're always workIng 1559 01:21:08,010 --> 01:21:11,640 and when you come home your just...you're tIred all the tIme 1560 01:21:11,641 --> 01:21:13,766 You barely even touch me or look at me 1561 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,729 - He sounds lIke an old woman! 1562 01:21:15,730 --> 01:21:20,208 Deanne, you should have marrIed Umberto DenuzzIo lIke I told you 1563 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:23,115 - Yeah and you know If I'd have stayed wIth hIm 1564 01:21:23,116 --> 01:21:26,328 you'd be the one that's pregnant rIght now Momma! 1565 01:21:26,329 --> 01:21:29,827 You're probably rIght sweetheart I'll just butt out 1566 01:21:29,828 --> 01:21:30,909 Thank you! 1567 01:21:31,569 --> 01:21:34,000 Look maybe I do take you for granted 1568 01:21:34,001 --> 01:21:34,999 and I'm sorry 1569 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,417 How's about I take you out every Thursday nIght for date nIght? 1570 01:21:38,418 --> 01:21:42,628 No, Thursday's Grey's Anatomy but... any other nIght would be beautIful 1571 01:21:44,848 --> 01:21:46,867 As long as we're all beIng honest 1572 01:21:46,887 --> 01:21:48,947 I thInk I should be honest too 1573 01:21:48,948 --> 01:21:49,766 Um... 1574 01:21:49,767 --> 01:21:54,966 I'm actually not a part owner of the lawn furnIture store 1575 01:21:54,967 --> 01:22:00,346 I don't even work there anymore I got laId off In AprIl 1576 01:22:00,886 --> 01:22:05,240 But I rented a Caddy and I acted lIke...you know, a bIg shot 1577 01:22:05,241 --> 01:22:07,085 because I dIdn't want you guys to know 1578 01:22:07,086 --> 01:22:09,985 Lamonsoff, you don't have to hIde anythIng from us 1579 01:22:09,986 --> 01:22:10,884 I'm sorry 1580 01:22:10,885 --> 01:22:14,253 Yeah, sInce we're gettIng thIngs off our chest here 1581 01:22:14,254 --> 01:22:19,004 I've got a confessIon to make 1582 01:22:19,005 --> 01:22:20,608 I'm wearIng a toup 1583 01:22:20,999 --> 01:22:23,443 - No shIt 1584 01:22:23,444 --> 01:22:24,999 (laughter) 1585 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,380 - I have a confessIon to make 1586 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,323 I'm really...a man 1587 01:22:29,324 --> 01:22:34,442 - No - I saId that 1588 01:22:34,443 --> 01:22:37,385 - I'm just kIddIng, I'm just kIddIng 1589 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,875 I'm really a lIttle hurt that so many of you belIeved It 1590 01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:42,362 - No, no, no we were just sayIng... - SerIously, you're very womanly 1591 01:22:42,363 --> 01:22:45,802 Nevertheless, I know It's not my place 1592 01:22:45,803 --> 01:22:49,753 but uh... well after all, I am older than anyone here 1593 01:22:49,754 --> 01:22:51,782 - Hell yeah you are! 1594 01:22:53,402 --> 01:22:57,222 Well despIte the jokIng and the razzIng I see a lot of love here 1595 01:22:57,322 --> 01:23:00,600 And wIth love, comes hostIlIty 1596 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:05,760 LIke uh...Rob, when he snapped at me the other day. That was scary 1597 01:23:05,761 --> 01:23:08,480 And you all thought that I was so calm 1598 01:23:08,481 --> 01:23:14,540 But InsIde...InsIde I was sayIng GlorIa Noonan, do not call hIm 1599 01:23:14,541 --> 01:23:17,359 a bug eyed socIopath wIth a lIttle man complex 1600 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:22,060 Do not say that hIs haIr makes hIm look lIke a dIrty Q-tIp 1601 01:23:22,061 --> 01:23:23,499 - I lIke that 1602 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:27,193 Or that he resembles an elder...gay...Jonas brother 1603 01:23:27,194 --> 01:23:29,960 They get It... they get the poInt about where you're goIng 1604 01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:32,499 Or a mIdget PhIllIpIno FonzIe 1605 01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:33,638 I dIdn't say any of those thIngs 1606 01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:35,659 That's my favorIte one 1607 01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:36,957 (all ImItatIng FonzIe) - Hey...! 1608 01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:41,277 LIfe can be dIffIcult sometImes It gets bumpy 1609 01:23:41,278 --> 01:23:46,646 What wIth famIly, and kIds...and thIngs not goIng exactly lIke you planned 1610 01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:48,618 But that's what makes It InterestIng 1611 01:23:49,517 --> 01:23:52,681 In lIfe, the fIrst act...alway's excItIng 1612 01:23:52,682 --> 01:23:56,737 The second act... that's where the depth comes In 1613 01:23:58,517 --> 01:24:02,666 - Why dIdn't you ever tell us that she gets It? - Yeah you were really holdIng out 1614 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:05,189 - That's what I've been tryIng to tell you guys 1615 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:14,352 - Group hug! ('Do I' by J. GeIls Band) 1616 01:24:15,655 --> 01:24:24,370 # Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do # # Oh do I love you wIth all my heart # 1617 01:24:24,371 --> 01:24:35,227 # I do, I do now, yes I do # # Do I want you to stay by my sIde # 1618 01:24:35,228 --> 01:24:42,352 # I do, I do now, yes I do # 1619 01:24:42,353 --> 01:24:44,614 - Okay, It's In posItIon - I don't know man, thIs seems crazy 1620 01:24:44,615 --> 01:24:47,352 - It wIll be fun! Come on... I spent all mornIng blowIng that thIng up 1621 01:24:47,353 --> 01:24:50,500 - You should be all rIght - Should be?! 1622 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:52,888 - Yeah! - Oh... 1623 01:24:52,889 --> 01:24:54,511 - Are you ready? 1624 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,550 Go!! 1625 01:24:57,512 --> 01:24:59,511 Ahh...!! - (everyone) Whoah! 1626 01:24:59,512 --> 01:25:00,562 (slappIng) 1627 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:05,811 Let's do that agaIn! 1628 01:25:07,191 --> 01:25:10,090 It's not a favor... It's lIke a great Investment for me man 1629 01:25:10,091 --> 01:25:13,762 A car detaIler, there's non around It's goIng to be a gold mIne 1630 01:25:13,763 --> 01:25:15,662 I don't want to take your money, I dont... 1631 01:25:15,663 --> 01:25:17,158 You're not takIng my money you're makIng me more 1632 01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:20,069 - I want In okay? I know the owner of the CeltIcs 1633 01:25:20,070 --> 01:25:20,669 and I can get us that account 1634 01:25:20,670 --> 01:25:24,209 Those guys all drIve Bentley's and FerrarI's 1635 01:25:24,210 --> 01:25:25,620 - How do you know the owner of the CeltIcs? 1636 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:28,625 Hey, I'm the leader of hIs Daughter's GIrl Scout troop 1637 01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:31,569 Now If he wants to make sure she gets her cookIe bIz bash 1638 01:25:31,570 --> 01:25:33,293 He wIll gIve us that account 1639 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:39,999 # Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do # 1640 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,888 - You ready to have some fun? 1641 01:25:41,889 --> 01:25:45,586 - Yeah, hIt It! (motor revvIng) 1642 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:50,100 Okay... (revvIng IntensIfIes) 1643 01:25:54,512 --> 01:25:57,586 It's not goIng you gotta get It In...hIgh (full throttle) 1644 01:25:57,587 --> 01:26:01,586 - Whoo!! (motor breaks) 1645 01:26:04,587 --> 01:26:06,705 You really want to do thIs BaIley? 1646 01:26:06,706 --> 01:26:09,286 My fIve agaInst your fIve 1647 01:26:09,287 --> 01:26:10,305 - Oh boy, look at thIs 1648 01:26:10,306 --> 01:26:13,555 I see the boys stayed In shape huh? - (burpIng) 1649 01:26:14,706 --> 01:26:16,396 - RobIdoe, good to see you - Lenny... 1650 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:19,366 If you're lookIng at me...I don't know? 1651 01:26:19,367 --> 01:26:26,704 Look fella's, we just want to eat some watermelon and relax, If youre all rIght wIth that? 1652 01:26:26,705 --> 01:26:30,505 Oh no, It's not all rIght, you're not goIng to weasel out of thIs one Feder 1653 01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:34,703 WIley snuck out of IntensIve care to see you fInally get some justIce 1654 01:26:34,704 --> 01:26:37,484 Yo! you best be gettIng the ball In, Feder! 1655 01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:41,183 Hey WIley... Was the fIeld goal good? 1656 01:26:41,184 --> 01:26:43,564 Yeah, fIrst tIme I ever heard that one 1657 01:26:43,565 --> 01:26:46,302 Okay, sorry man 1658 01:26:46,303 --> 01:26:48,795 Oh, do you want me to get somethIng off the top shelf? 1659 01:26:48,796 --> 01:26:50,942 heard that one a lot too 1660 01:26:50,943 --> 01:26:54,382 SerIously though DIckIe let us just hang out wIth our famIlIes all rIght? 1661 01:26:54,383 --> 01:26:54,945 we want to relax 1662 01:26:54,946 --> 01:26:58,460 Yeah, they're afraId of us! that's what It Is 1663 01:26:58,461 --> 01:27:01,181 We're afraId you mIght eat the ball before we even start the game 1664 01:27:01,182 --> 01:27:04,762 Same old HIggIns, he can talk the talk, but he can't... 1665 01:27:06,942 --> 01:27:10,140 - I forget the rest - Boo Ya! 1666 01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:13,151 We got Rob here wIth the bad foot You can't do It rIght buddy? 1667 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:18,375 I thInk If the Buzzer was here... He'd want me to try 1668 01:27:18,376 --> 01:27:21,201 I thInk he'd want us all to try 1669 01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:24,480 Was that WIllIam Shatner? 1670 01:27:24,481 --> 01:27:25,840 All rIght, let's do thIs then 1671 01:27:25,841 --> 01:27:28,859 - It's on! (all cheerIng) 1672 01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:30,960 Game to 21 1673 01:27:36,499 --> 01:27:38,568 - Whoo!! 1674 01:27:39,739 --> 01:27:43,239 Hey, hey...come on - Whoo Hoo!! 1675 01:27:44,021 --> 01:27:47,937 ('Every 1's a WInner' by Hot Chocolate) 1676 01:27:47,938 --> 01:27:50,837 Guys,...look! 1677 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,051 - Ahh...! 1678 01:28:12,883 --> 01:28:21,808 # Never could belIeve the thIngs you do to me # # I never could belIeve the way you are # 1679 01:28:21,809 --> 01:28:25,923 # Every day I bless the day # # That you got through to me # 1680 01:28:25,924 --> 01:28:30,051 # 'Cause baby I belIeve that you're a star # 1681 01:28:30,052 --> 01:28:33,435 Well, well well If It Isn't the other black guy who grew up here 1682 01:28:33,436 --> 01:28:37,040 No, no, no...In thIs town, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy 1683 01:28:37,041 --> 01:28:40,212 No man, In thIs town I'm the black guy When whIte people see me comIng 1684 01:28:40,213 --> 01:28:41,632 In theIr store, they get scared 1685 01:28:41,633 --> 01:28:44,445 When whIte people see me comIng In theIr store they run, okay? 1686 01:28:44,446 --> 01:28:46,375 - Wow... - Yeah, these are my whIte people... 1687 01:28:46,376 --> 01:28:48,546 go get your own whIte people - You're crazy 1688 01:29:02,008 --> 01:29:04,051 Lucky shot 1689 01:29:06,860 --> 01:29:09,051 Defence...defence...defence 1690 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,051 In your face! 1691 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,051 Hey guys...MotIon 78 1692 01:29:20,052 --> 01:29:28,513 # Baby, It's amazIng just how wonderful It Is # # How the thIngs we lIke to do are just the same # 1693 01:29:28,514 --> 01:29:37,370 # Everyone's a wInner baby that's true # # MakIng love to you Is such a thrIll # 1694 01:29:37,371 --> 01:29:51,051 # Everyone's a wInner, baby, that's no lIe # # You never faIl to satIsfy (satIsfy) # 1695 01:29:52,052 --> 01:29:54,248 Show me what you got Say what..? 1696 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:57,672 Hey "Y"...where's "M.C.A"? 1697 01:29:59,562 --> 01:30:01,690 Oh...he he 1698 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:05,690 (Curly barkIng) 1699 01:30:05,691 --> 01:30:09,005 What the hell Is that? Sounds lIke owls havIng sex 1700 01:30:09,006 --> 01:30:10,948 - RobIdoe, heads up! - Ahh...! 1701 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:31,728 Boo Ya! 1702 01:30:33,729 --> 01:30:37,229 You made me spIll my freakIng beer! 1703 01:30:37,230 --> 01:30:40,042 Honey, why does everythIng always have to be about you? 1704 01:30:40,043 --> 01:30:42,508 Why do you always have to be such a dInk? 1705 01:30:56,607 --> 01:30:59,566 I can't do thIs anymore I can't even breathe 1706 01:30:59,567 --> 01:31:02,161 I haven't felt my legs sInce the second quarter 1707 01:31:02,162 --> 01:31:05,226 Hey, do you want to fake InjurIes? - You got It 1708 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,125 - Ohh!! 1709 01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:09,706 Oh, my God...I'm out of thIs game - Oh!...I can't go on 1710 01:31:09,707 --> 01:31:12,205 I got a slIppery dIsc...oh It just slIpped out - Oh, hon... 1711 01:31:12,206 --> 01:31:14,045 I'm done, I'm done 1712 01:31:14,046 --> 01:31:15,520 ThIs Is rIdIculous, somebody's goIng to have a heart attack 1713 01:31:15,521 --> 01:31:17,644 What are you doIng? 1714 01:31:17,645 --> 01:31:21,545 That's It? - Darth Vader, let's go...sIt down 1715 01:31:22,445 --> 01:31:24,945 Ooh Is that a cannolI fron VergIllIo's? 1716 01:31:24,946 --> 01:31:29,158 DId you serIously just take your daughter's cannolI? 1717 01:31:29,159 --> 01:31:30,883 from VergIllIo's, leave me alone 1718 01:31:30,884 --> 01:31:34,003 Love tough Daddy! 1719 01:31:34,004 --> 01:31:36,589 What do you say we brIng my son and your son Into thIs? 1720 01:31:36,590 --> 01:31:38,323 Done! 1721 01:31:38,324 --> 01:31:41,743 - GreggIe - Me?...uh... 1722 01:31:41,923 --> 01:31:43,587 Come on baby, you can do thIs! 1723 01:31:43,588 --> 01:31:44,642 Hey BaIley? 1724 01:31:44,643 --> 01:31:49,877 And hey, somebody fIll up that jug wIth some Boss water, for the Hollywood kId 1725 01:31:49,878 --> 01:31:53,582 It's Voss, wIth a "V" - Ooh Hoo... 1726 01:31:53,603 --> 01:31:56,801 Hey, would you mInd If I touched your belly? 1727 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:58,721 I love babIes I love to feel them kIck 1728 01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:01,182 Yeah, go ahead - Oh, thank you 1729 01:32:04,882 --> 01:32:07,395 That's not my baby, that's my boob 1730 01:32:07,396 --> 01:32:09,452 Oh, I lIke to feel of those too - Hey! 1731 01:32:09,453 --> 01:32:11,741 Hey, no harm done 1732 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:16,037 All rIght, 16 to 16 - Half court two on two...let's go 1733 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:20,870 Hey, keep your feet off the lIne thIs tIme please 1734 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:34,974 - All rIght - 19 - 16, let's go 1735 01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:50,037 Oh yes! It's raInIng threes on Hollywood 1736 01:32:50,038 --> 01:32:53,477 Your foot was on the lIne! your foot was on the lIne! 1737 01:32:53,478 --> 01:32:57,057 It aIn't raInIng threes...It's drIzzlIng two's 1738 01:32:57,058 --> 01:32:58,401 It's all rIght, It's all rIght...good shot 1739 01:32:58,402 --> 01:33:00,316 That wasn't a three, hIs foot was on the lIne! 1740 01:33:00,317 --> 01:33:01,857 Next basket wIns, let's go 1741 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,471 Pump It Lenny! 1742 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:24,471 Bank's open Dad! 1743 01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,471 He never mIsses that shot 1744 01:33:55,879 --> 01:34:01,071 Down goes Hollywood, down goes Hollywood Down goes Hollywood! 1745 01:34:01,072 --> 01:34:07,231 Sorry Dad, we'll crush the next year I'll work on my left when we get back to L.A. 1746 01:34:07,232 --> 01:34:09,186 That's my boy, come here 1747 01:34:09,187 --> 01:34:10,332 I love you 1748 01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:15,708 ('Better ThIngs' by the KInks) 1749 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:46,708 # Here's wIshIng you the bluest sky # # And hopIng somethIng better comes tomorrow # 1750 01:34:46,709 --> 01:34:50,848 Hey Lenny, I thought you never mIssed a bank shot 1751 01:34:52,148 --> 01:34:57,747 Yeah, well I just thought the BaIley's needed to learn how to wIn every once In a whIle 1752 01:34:57,748 --> 01:35:01,168 and the Feder's needed to learn how to lose 1753 01:35:01,187 --> 01:35:04,047 - That was nIce - Yeah 1754 01:35:04,048 --> 01:35:12,066 # Here's hopIng all the days ahead # # Won't be as bItter as the ones behInd you # 1755 01:35:12,067 --> 01:35:17,406 Lenny, hey man...I know you're bummed about losIng the game for us today 1756 01:35:17,407 --> 01:35:18,305 - And you're drunk? 1757 01:35:18,306 --> 01:35:19,646 - No!...Yes 1758 01:35:19,647 --> 01:35:24,206 Hey man, there's one thIng they'll never beat us at 1759 01:35:24,207 --> 01:35:26,464 What's thIs? 1760 01:35:26,465 --> 01:35:29,485 - Arrow roulette baby! - Yeah, yeah 1761 01:35:29,486 --> 01:35:30,624 - We are good at that 1762 01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,744 - All rIght everybody! - What are you doIng? 1763 01:35:32,745 --> 01:35:35,925 - Last one to stay In wIns! - No, no, no!! 1764 01:35:35,926 --> 01:35:38,901 (all screamIng) 1765 01:35:38,902 --> 01:35:40,901 Start runnIng kIds! 1766 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:58,841 # I hope tomorrow you'll fInd better thIngs # # I know tomorrow you'll fInd better thIngs # 1767 01:35:58,842 --> 01:36:04,901 # I hope tomorrow you'll fInd better thIngs # - A lIttle help here, take me wIth you 1768 01:36:04,902 --> 01:36:06,962 SerIously?...you're goIng to leave me? 1769 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:09,141 No...! 1770 01:36:09,142 --> 01:36:13,141 (arrow landIng) - Ahh...! Haoww!! 1771 01:36:13,142 --> 01:36:15,842 We wIn agaIn! 1772 01:36:16,639 --> 01:36:18,444 (thud) 1773 01:36:18,445 --> 01:36:22,446 SubtItles by greeneagle5 for Subscene.com 1774 01:36:22,496 --> 01:36:27,046 RepaIr and SynchronIzatIon by Easy SubtItles SynchronIzer 0.9.5.2