1 00:00:02,177 --> 00:00:04,111 - # [Pop] - [Man] I love you. 2 00:00:04,179 --> 00:00:06,773 I love you. I love you. 4 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:10,390 [Woman] Yeah, whatever. 6 00:00:10,458 --> 00:00:13,256 - Love stinks. - [Chorus] # Love stinks # 7 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:16,694 - # Yeah, yeah, love stinks # - # Love stinks # 9 00:00:16,764 --> 00:00:20,200 - # Yeah, yeah, love stinks # - # Love stinks # 11 00:00:20,268 --> 00:00:22,736 - # Yeah, yeah # - # Love stinks # 13 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:25,932 # You love her and she loves him # 16 00:00:26,007 --> 00:00:29,499 # And he loves another You just can't win # 17 00:00:29,577 --> 00:00:32,876 # So it goes till the day you die # 20 00:00:32,947 --> 00:00:36,883 # This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry # 21 00:00:36,951 --> 00:00:40,045 # I've had the blues the reds and the pinks # 24 00:00:40,121 --> 00:00:42,453 # One thing for sure # 25 00:00:42,523 --> 00:00:43,387 - # Love stinks # - # Love stinks, yeah, yeah # 27 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,985 - # Love stinks # - # Love stinks, yeah, yeah # 28 00:00:46,063 --> 00:00:49,032 - Magazine? - [Pilot Over P.A.] Good afternoon, everyone. 29 00:00:49,099 --> 00:00:51,693 This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the delay. 30 00:00:51,769 --> 00:00:54,499 It should be just a few more minutes. Thanks for your patience. 31 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,837 [Watch Beeps] 32 00:01:00,911 --> 00:01:02,845 [Call Button Dings] 33 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:10,486 - Can I help you? - I don't know. Can you? 34 00:01:10,554 --> 00:01:12,488 May I help you? 35 00:01:12,556 --> 00:01:15,957 Yes. I would like to know why we're behind schedule. 36 00:01:16,026 --> 00:01:19,018 It'll be just a few more minutes. Can I get you something to drink? 37 00:01:19,096 --> 00:01:21,530 I don't know. Can you? 38 00:01:25,436 --> 00:01:27,370 Right this way. 39 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:30,539 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 40 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,177 Hi. I'm Jennifer. 41 00:01:36,246 --> 00:01:38,271 Wait until the last minute to pack? 42 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,816 Nope. Got my first period. 43 00:01:40,884 --> 00:01:44,718 - Oh. - Good afternoon, everyone. This is your captain again. 44 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:48,280 We're making our way out to the runway and should be taking off shortly. 45 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:52,226 - Enjoy the flight. - Does it gross you out to know that I'm bleeding right now? 46 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:54,992 Why should it? It's just biology. 47 00:01:55,065 --> 00:01:58,034 We could have sex right now, and I wouldn't even get pregnant. 48 00:01:59,903 --> 00:02:02,064 Do you have orgasms? 49 00:02:02,139 --> 00:02:04,073 I don't think that's any of your business. 50 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:06,336 Yeah, well, you're still young. What are you, ten? 51 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:09,038 - Twelve. - [Scoffs] 52 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:12,344 [Sighs] So, do you live in L.A. or New York? 53 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:15,544 - L.A. - Me too. My dad ran off with his secretary, 54 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,553 so my mom and I moved to California. 55 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,987 Your parents still together? 56 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,651 - No. Yes! - What's that mean? 57 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,660 They're divorced, but they're getting back together. 58 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:28,186 - That's great. - I have the whole thing planned out. 59 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:30,199 You're getting them back together? 60 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:32,201 I've already talked to my father about it. 61 00:02:32,269 --> 00:02:35,500 I'm gonna explain to my mother how the divorce is ruining my life. 62 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:40,009 - Maybe they're not in love. - You have to work at love if you want it to last forever. 63 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,011 - Who says love should last forever? - They're married. 64 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,809 - They're divorced. - They shared vows. They made commitments. 65 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:47,942 They have responsibilities. Someone needs to remind them of that. 66 00:02:48,018 --> 00:02:51,784 My mother says, "If love's broken, you have to throw it out with the rest of the trash." 67 00:02:51,855 --> 00:02:55,120 That's exactly what's wrong with grown-ups. They're lazy. 68 00:02:55,192 --> 00:02:57,285 - You're an idiot. - Well, you're an idiot. 69 00:02:57,361 --> 00:02:59,295 You're ugly. 70 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,198 [Airplane Engines Rev] 71 00:03:08,138 --> 00:03:10,368 - Try breathing. - [Labored Breathing] 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,635 Take a deep breath. It'll help you relax. 73 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:15,507 - I'm hot, not relaxed. - Oh. 74 00:03:15,579 --> 00:03:17,945 This is just how I am. 75 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:20,074 One... two... 76 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:23,313 three... four... five... 77 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,413 six... seven... 78 00:03:24,811 --> 00:03:26,438 six... seven... 79 00:03:26,513 --> 00:03:29,971 eight... nine. 80 00:03:26,513 --> 00:03:29,971 eight... nine. 81 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:32,814 Twenty-two. Hut, hut, hut. 82 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:32,814 Twenty-two. Hut, hut, hut. 83 00:03:41,995 --> 00:03:45,021 - [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Halftime! 84 00:03:41,995 --> 00:03:45,021 - [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Halftime! 85 00:03:45,098 --> 00:03:47,157 [Announcer] And that's halftime, 86 00:03:45,098 --> 00:03:47,157 [Announcer] And that's halftime, 87 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:50,897 with the Knights leading the Gophers 14-7. 88 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:50,897 with the Knights leading the Gophers 14-7. 89 00:03:50,971 --> 00:03:54,304 It should come as no surprise that this year's homecoming king... 90 00:03:50,971 --> 00:03:54,304 It should come as no surprise that this year's homecoming king... 91 00:03:54,374 --> 00:03:58,276 is tonight's star quarterback, Cameron Fitzgerald. 92 00:03:54,374 --> 00:03:58,276 is tonight's star quarterback, Cameron Fitzgerald. 93 00:03:58,345 --> 00:04:00,836 What good is a king without a queen# 94 00:03:58,345 --> 00:04:00,836 What good is a king without a queen# 95 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,848 So, let's give a royal Harding High cheer... 96 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,848 So, let's give a royal Harding High cheer... 97 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:06,943 to this year's homecoming queen, Jennifer Burrows. 98 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:06,943 to this year's homecoming queen, Jennifer Burrows. 99 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,147 [Boy] Bow down to my queen and king. 100 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,147 [Boy] Bow down to my queen and king. 101 00:04:09,222 --> 00:04:11,690 Jennifer Burrows? 102 00:04:09,222 --> 00:04:11,690 Jennifer Burrows? 103 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:15,558 Gopher, do you mock my queen? 104 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:15,558 Gopher, do you mock my queen? 105 00:04:15,629 --> 00:04:19,190 - Huh? - I thinketh that you do. 106 00:04:15,629 --> 00:04:19,190 - Huh? - I thinketh that you do. 107 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:22,667 And for that, you shall die! 108 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:22,667 And for that, you shall die! 109 00:04:26,106 --> 00:04:28,336 [Cheering] 110 00:04:26,106 --> 00:04:28,336 [Cheering] 111 00:04:28,408 --> 00:04:32,071 [Grunting] 112 00:04:28,408 --> 00:04:32,071 [Grunting] 113 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,681 Whoo! 114 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,681 Whoo! 115 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,245 [Mumbling] 116 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,245 [Mumbling] 117 00:04:48,161 --> 00:04:50,095 Run it over. Run the head over. 118 00:04:48,161 --> 00:04:50,095 Run it over. Run the head over. 119 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:52,427 No! No, don't! 120 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:52,427 No! No, don't! 121 00:04:54,668 --> 00:04:56,898 Aha! Yes! 122 00:04:54,668 --> 00:04:56,898 Aha! Yes! 123 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:01,998 - Are you all right? - My head. 124 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:01,998 - Are you all right? - My head. 125 00:05:02,075 --> 00:05:04,009 You're going to be okay. 126 00:05:02,075 --> 00:05:04,009 You're going to be okay. 127 00:05:04,077 --> 00:05:07,171 No, my head. Where is it? 128 00:05:04,077 --> 00:05:07,171 No, my head. Where is it? 129 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,734 Hey. 130 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,734 Hey. 131 00:05:28,802 --> 00:05:30,269 How's your head? 132 00:05:28,802 --> 00:05:30,269 How's your head? 133 00:05:30,837 --> 00:05:34,466 Oh, it... it's not so good. 134 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,975 Oh, I'm so sorry. 135 00:05:39,679 --> 00:05:41,647 You don't remember me, do you? 136 00:05:44,184 --> 00:05:46,914 No. Should I? 137 00:05:46,986 --> 00:05:49,420 No. 138 00:05:49,489 --> 00:05:52,049 We were on a plane together once. 139 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:55,959 [Laughs] Oh, my God! 140 00:05:56,029 --> 00:05:58,657 Ryan# 141 00:05:58,732 --> 00:06:02,168 - You're "Counting Ryan"? - Yeah. 142 00:06:02,235 --> 00:06:05,864 Of course I remember you. Once a month I remember you. 143 00:06:05,939 --> 00:06:09,636 I must have told that "period on the plane" story like a million times. 144 00:06:09,709 --> 00:06:11,677 - Not me. - [Giggles] 145 00:06:11,745 --> 00:06:14,441 You wanna go grab a coffee or something? 146 00:06:14,514 --> 00:06:17,745 What about your boyfriend, the king? 147 00:06:17,817 --> 00:06:20,809 Don't have a boyfriend. Hate commitments. 148 00:06:20,887 --> 00:06:25,187 I figure, why limit yourself when there's a world of possibilities out there? 149 00:06:25,258 --> 00:06:28,921 Well, maybe all those possibilities distract you from what you really want. 150 00:06:28,995 --> 00:06:30,929 I mean, that's why I don't watch cable. 151 00:06:30,997 --> 00:06:34,489 - What? - There's too many choices. 152 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,865 Lucky your school has a uniform. 153 00:06:36,936 --> 00:06:40,963 You know, you might just wake up and have to pick out an outfit. 154 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:45,170 And then with all those choices, you might end up walking out of your house naked. 155 00:06:45,245 --> 00:06:49,511 - That's dumb. - Yeah, well, you're pretty dumb. 156 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:51,550 Don't call me dumb. 157 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:55,281 Why not? It's true. You are. You're dumb. 158 00:06:55,355 --> 00:06:57,550 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. 159 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,990 No... 160 00:07:00,059 --> 00:07:02,653 - you're dumb! - [Laughs] 161 00:07:04,864 --> 00:07:08,823 - Hey, so you wanna go? - No. 162 00:07:08,902 --> 00:07:13,430 - Why not? - Because this... us... 163 00:07:13,506 --> 00:07:17,374 - [Sighs] We don't click. - Since when? 164 00:07:17,444 --> 00:07:21,175 Since now. Since right now. Does this feel like we're clicking? 165 00:07:21,247 --> 00:07:24,944 I was only talking about going and getting a cup of coffee. 166 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:27,043 You know, maybe decaf for you. 167 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,748 It just doesn't make sense to me. 168 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:31,882 Fine. 169 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:34,256 - Fine. Fine. - Fine. 170 00:07:38,998 --> 00:07:41,592 [Man] # You know what I do what I do # 171 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:44,899 # Riding my wave once again # 172 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:48,634 # It's always the same It never ends # 173 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:52,109 # Riding my wave once again # 174 00:07:52,178 --> 00:07:56,205 # It's always the same It never ends # 175 00:07:56,282 --> 00:07:57,909 # # [End] 176 00:07:58,284 --> 00:08:00,582 - [Watch Beeps] - What-What time is it? 177 00:08:00,653 --> 00:08:02,951 Time for me to leave for the airport. 178 00:08:03,022 --> 00:08:06,788 That's impossible. I set my alarm exactly one minute before you had to leave. 179 00:08:06,859 --> 00:08:10,090 I set mine three minutes before, just to be sure. 180 00:08:10,163 --> 00:08:13,621 - I love you. - I love you. 181 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,294 - [Woman] Gopher boy? - What's wrong? 182 00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:19,031 - Uh, nothing. - It is you. 183 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:22,199 I don't believe it. Are you going to school here? 184 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,209 Uh, yes. 185 00:08:25,545 --> 00:08:28,013 Oh, uh, this is Betty. Betty, this is... 186 00:08:28,081 --> 00:08:31,073 Jennifer. Hi. How you doing? 187 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:33,516 Gopher boy and I go way back. 188 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,816 Please stop calling me that. 189 00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:37,822 Okay. 190 00:08:38,992 --> 00:08:41,552 Well, um, I guess I should get going. 191 00:08:41,628 --> 00:08:44,153 - It was good seeing you again. - Yeah. 192 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,494 Bye. 193 00:08:46,566 --> 00:08:49,899 - Gopher boy? - It's a long story. 194 00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:04,781 - [Knocking] - Help! Is somebody there? 195 00:09:04,851 --> 00:09:06,819 Hey, a little help here, please. 196 00:09:06,886 --> 00:09:09,912 Somebody, hello? Open up! 197 00:09:09,989 --> 00:09:11,923 Excuse me! 198 00:09:11,991 --> 00:09:14,323 - Hello. Whoo! - Whoa! 199 00:09:16,496 --> 00:09:18,430 Wow. 200 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:20,830 - Are you all right? - Oh, I'm fine. 201 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:24,529 I am... I'm fine. You're Ryan, right? 202 00:09:24,604 --> 00:09:26,697 - Yeah. Hey. - Hey! 203 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:29,207 I'm Hunter. Your roomie, Hunter. 204 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:32,267 What were you doing in the trunk? 205 00:09:32,345 --> 00:09:36,475 Right. Uh, well, um, well, I got to the room... 206 00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:41,043 first, here, before you, and, uh, I thought that it would be, you know, funny... 207 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,988 if, uh, if I popped out of the trunk and surprised you. 208 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,891 Surprise! And, uh, the rest is history. 209 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:53,296 Wow, we haven't even known each other for 20 seconds and already we have a story. 210 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,300 This is gonna be great. 211 00:09:55,368 --> 00:09:57,302 - So, uh, so how are you gonna tell it? - Uh... 212 00:09:57,370 --> 00:09:59,304 - Tell what? - Our story. Oh, oh, I know. 213 00:09:59,372 --> 00:10:04,207 I know. You'll probably say I was gasping for air and you saved my life. 214 00:10:04,277 --> 00:10:06,802 - Well, I... - Actually, that's a great way to tell it. 215 00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:10,406 Chicks love drama. You're good, man. 216 00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:12,917 [Scoffs] Thanks. 217 00:10:12,985 --> 00:10:18,218 Wow, really good. I'm gonna have a hard time keeping up with you. 218 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:20,259 Ha. Come here. 219 00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:22,226 Oh, man! 220 00:10:22,295 --> 00:10:24,695 [Sighs] Four years. 221 00:10:24,764 --> 00:10:27,096 - Huh. - [Sighs] 222 00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:36,007 [Woman] # Yeah, I know a girl # 223 00:10:36,075 --> 00:10:41,240 # Can't remember her name but I know what she wants # 224 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,714 # She wants to be everything # 225 00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:46,217 So, is she your high-school sweetheart? 226 00:10:46,285 --> 00:10:48,776 As a matter of fact, she is. 227 00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:52,313 Good for you. Where is she going to school? 228 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:54,325 Seattle. 229 00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:56,327 Oh, a long distance. 230 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:59,728 - So? - Good luck. 231 00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:02,859 We don't need luck. We have a very strong relationship. 232 00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:05,870 We weren't together over the summer, and everything was fine. 233 00:11:05,938 --> 00:11:08,566 Mm. What was she gone, a month? 234 00:11:08,641 --> 00:11:10,575 Six weeks, two days. 235 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:12,577 You visited back and forth... 236 00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:14,875 maybe three times, called each other every night? 237 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:16,915 That's right. You have to put in the work. 238 00:11:16,983 --> 00:11:20,009 I've seen it happen a hundred times. 239 00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:23,055 Last year, every long-distance relationship in my dorm... 240 00:11:23,122 --> 00:11:25,283 was over by the second semester. 241 00:11:25,358 --> 00:11:27,292 - Wow. - Just keeping it real. 242 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,453 [Man] Next in line, please. 243 00:11:29,529 --> 00:11:31,588 So, where are you living? 244 00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:34,724 - Herman Hall. - Oh, I can give you some tips. 245 00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:38,328 - Do you live there? - No, no, but I do have friends there. 246 00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:40,497 I live off-campus with my boyfriend. 247 00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:43,235 - What? You have a boyfriend? - Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:46,005 Who? 249 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:49,138 - Punker Winters. He's a musician. - Next in line. 250 00:11:49,215 --> 00:11:51,149 He's great. 251 00:11:51,217 --> 00:11:53,617 - You're living with one guy? - Yeah. 252 00:11:53,686 --> 00:11:56,814 You've made a commitment that prohibits choices in the name of love? 253 00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:58,823 Uh-huh. 254 00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:02,190 Isn't it crazy what falling head over heels can do to a person? 255 00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:04,627 - Next, please. - That's me. 256 00:12:04,697 --> 00:12:08,531 # Yeah, I know a girl # 257 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,535 # All she wants is... # 258 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:16,102 I came as fast as I could. What happened? 259 00:12:16,175 --> 00:12:18,109 [Gasping] He dumped me! 260 00:12:18,177 --> 00:12:20,111 Why? 261 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,511 Because he fell in love with somebody else. 262 00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:26,575 - Oh, God. Who? - I don't know who, Amy, and I don't care who. 263 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:28,586 The point is, is that he dumped me. 264 00:12:28,654 --> 00:12:32,317 Well, how did you find out? I mean, did you catch them or something? 265 00:12:32,391 --> 00:12:34,416 Oh, God, in this bed? 266 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:37,894 No. Oh, God, no. 267 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,898 No, no, no, he just told me. 268 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:42,457 - He told you. - Yeah, we made that whole pact. 269 00:12:42,535 --> 00:12:45,299 You know, that if you meet somebody else, you're gonna tell the other person. 270 00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:48,067 Yeah, well, no one ever takes that pact seriously. 271 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,267 I mean, you just say it to cover your own ass. 272 00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:53,073 Yeah, well, I'm really lucky because my boyfriend, 273 00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,511 he's really loyal to his pacts. 274 00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:57,947 - Well, how did you find out? - At the club. 275 00:12:58,017 --> 00:12:59,951 What, did he yell it over the music? 276 00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:04,012 - No, no, no, it was the music. - No. 277 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,786 It was the same club where we first met. 278 00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:10,420 It was the same club where we first decided to move in together. 279 00:13:10,496 --> 00:13:12,987 It was the same stage where he first sang that song... 280 00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:15,431 "Jennifer, Jennifer, this heart is made for two." 281 00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:19,198 And I'm just sitting there watching him, and I'm thinking how much I love him, 282 00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:22,537 and how I can't believe that I can love somebody that much. 283 00:13:22,608 --> 00:13:24,542 And then he sang this brand-new song. 284 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,544 A little something called... 285 00:13:26,612 --> 00:13:28,546 ? Jennifer, Jennifer? 286 00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:31,549 ? You asked me to be true? 287 00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:34,177 ? What can I say? 288 00:13:34,253 --> 00:13:38,155 # I found someone new Do-doopy-do-wah # 289 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:40,954 - # Jennifer, Jennifer # - That's horrible. 290 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,961 # # [Indistinct] 291 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:44,963 Actually, it was pretty catchy. 292 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:48,523 By the second chorus, everybody was singing along. 293 00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:51,866 - What did you do? - Nothing. 294 00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:54,998 I don't think I've ever felt this way before. 295 00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:59,272 I'm a complete idiot. I mean, why didn't I just listen to my instincts, you know? 296 00:13:59,345 --> 00:14:02,746 - Why didn't I listen? - Hey, well, look on the bright side. 297 00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:06,376 I mean, now you get to move in with me. 298 00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:09,148 Oh, well, I know things look pretty horrible right now, 299 00:14:09,221 --> 00:14:11,212 but, you know, it's just gonna take some time... 300 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,224 'cause that's what my therapist keeps telling me. 301 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,385 To hell with your therapist, Ame, really, 302 00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:18,897 because I just need to feel better... now! 303 00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:23,900 Do-dooby-do, my ass. 304 00:14:25,871 --> 00:14:29,238 It's tough out there, man. You don't know how lucky you are. 305 00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:31,435 - Betty and I broke up. - What? 306 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,444 You're kidding. When? 307 00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:36,003 - A couple of days ago. - Why didn't you tell me? 308 00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:40,280 I don't know. I guess it's just now kind of sinking in. 309 00:14:40,353 --> 00:14:42,287 Well, this is great news. 310 00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:44,448 - Now you and me can hit the circuit. - You and I. 311 00:14:44,523 --> 00:14:46,650 - Right. - I don't think so. 312 00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:49,627 Believe me, it's way easier with two of us. 313 00:14:49,695 --> 00:14:52,425 See, you pretend to be my idiot cousin in for the weekend. 314 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:54,523 All of a sudden, I'm sensitive. 315 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,534 You get drunk, start coming on too strong, 316 00:14:56,602 --> 00:14:59,002 I beat the shit out of you, I'm masculine. 317 00:14:59,071 --> 00:15:01,471 I don't think I'm ready for that. 318 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,100 Well, we could trade off. You can hit me first if you want. 319 00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,906 It was two days ago. I think I need a little time. 320 00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,913 You're right. I'm sorry you're hurting. 321 00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,915 So let's get drunk and go see some strippers. 322 00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,975 - I'm not that hurt. - Shh. Please. 323 00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:17,147 I'm fine. Breaking up was the right thing to do. 324 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:20,158 We were just... going in different directions. 325 00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:22,217 Mm. 326 00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:25,863 - Whoa, hit me. - No. 327 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,865 No, no, no. Come on. Do it. 328 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,867 - Hurry. Before she leaves. - Who? 329 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:38,872 - You know her? - Kind of. 330 00:15:38,944 --> 00:15:41,208 - Okay, then I'll hit you. - No. 331 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,805 - Hey. - Hi. 332 00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,817 How you been? 333 00:15:45,885 --> 00:15:47,876 Good. You? 334 00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:49,887 Great. 335 00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:53,083 - So, I see you're all settled in. - Yes. 336 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:56,526 - Did you get Fridays off? - Yes. 337 00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,995 I got Friday nights off. 338 00:15:59,065 --> 00:16:01,158 I'm sure you do. 339 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:04,532 Oh, uh, Jennifer, this is Hunter. 340 00:16:04,603 --> 00:16:06,901 Hi. 341 00:16:08,074 --> 00:16:10,599 Well, you know, I'd love to stick around, 342 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:15,545 but, uh, I have to go to the train station to pick up my cousin. 343 00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:17,980 He's an idiot. My whole family is, actually. 344 00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,984 Me too. 345 00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:24,216 Yeah, me too. I'm an idiot. 346 00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,224 I'll see ya. 347 00:16:28,461 --> 00:16:30,395 I got dumped. 348 00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:32,397 - Hmm? - Yeah, music man. 349 00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:34,956 Michael... dumped me. 350 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,060 Oh. 351 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,071 How's "long-distance Betty"? 352 00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:42,073 I don't wanna talk about it. 353 00:16:42,141 --> 00:16:44,268 But I just told you about my whole breakup. 354 00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,277 Come on. I mean, it couldn't be worse. 355 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:48,279 Why? Why do you wanna know? 356 00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:50,577 - Misery loves company. - No! 357 00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:52,583 You'll just find some way to use it against me. 358 00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:56,781 [Gasps] Okay, okay, maybe I might have done that in the past, 359 00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:58,790 but I've changed. 360 00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:01,759 I have. I'm scarred now, and I look at life very differently. 361 00:17:04,497 --> 00:17:06,431 Okay. 362 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:09,758 - You were right. - It was the long-distance thing. 363 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,860 - Yes, but not for me. - I knew it. 364 00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:14,906 I was fine with it. I would go there, she would come here. 365 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:18,137 If I told her I would call her at a certain time, no matter where I was... 366 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,144 - You would call. - I would call. 367 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:22,146 If I told her to call me at a certain time when I'd be home, 368 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:24,148 I would always be home. 369 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:27,879 I mean, I loved her, so none of that ever seemed like work to me. 370 00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:30,217 But it did to her, right? 371 00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:32,849 - Yeah. - Yeah. 372 00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:37,157 This one weekend, I was down there, and we were kissing each other good-bye, 373 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:39,959 and her roommate came by with her boyfriend. 374 00:17:40,032 --> 00:17:42,728 They were both carrying these bags of laundry, 375 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,962 and Betty just started crying. 376 00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:47,904 I asked her, "What's wrong?" And she said... 377 00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:50,669 "We never get to do our laundry together." 378 00:17:50,743 --> 00:17:54,406 She was right. We never did get to do our laundry together, 379 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,505 and that was it. 380 00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:59,107 You broke up because of laundry? 381 00:17:59,185 --> 00:18:01,119 I send mine out. 382 00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:06,090 Not laundry, exactly. Just all the things that couples do together... 383 00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:08,558 - that couples should do together. - Uh-huh. 384 00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:12,256 We just didn't have the time anymore. She couldn't handle that. 385 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,492 - Why didn't you move there? - Scholarship. 386 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:17,866 - Well, she could have moved here. - Scholarship. 387 00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:20,462 - Wow, so that was it? - Yeah. 388 00:18:20,539 --> 00:18:23,508 - I mean, she needed something that I couldn't give her. - Oh, no. 389 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,771 There's a lot of other little things too. 390 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:29,143 Too many differences make relationships impossible. 391 00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:32,116 Michael and I didn't agree on anything... ever. 392 00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:36,314 That's what I loved about it. We fought, shouted, had sex. 393 00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,788 I mean, it's what I miss. 394 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:40,791 That doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship. 395 00:18:40,859 --> 00:18:42,986 Yeah, but what do you know about healthy relationships? 396 00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:46,156 - Excuse me? - I'm saying, who are you to judge my relationship? 397 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:49,030 - Well, see, I knew this was a mistake. - What? 398 00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:52,161 I'm just saying that you were in an unhealthy relationship. 399 00:18:52,238 --> 00:18:55,571 It's about having to like things all the time. It's about surprises. 400 00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:58,337 I mean, love is exciting and it's thrilling... 401 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:01,106 and it drives you so insane, you just think you're gonna explode. 402 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,114 It's the whole point. 403 00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:06,117 Then I guess Michael didn't get the point. 404 00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,210 Oh! 405 00:19:08,287 --> 00:19:12,417 # Oh, yeah # 406 00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:15,517 # Oh, yeah # 407 00:19:15,661 --> 00:19:18,789 # Riding my wave once again # 408 00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:21,765 # It's always the same It never ends # 409 00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:26,827 You've never been to her apartment? That is some weird shit. 410 00:19:26,905 --> 00:19:30,773 No, it's not. [Scoffs] 411 00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,777 She's just being careful. 412 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:35,643 See, there's no point introducing me into her world, 413 00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,705 unless she feels secure in our relationship. 414 00:19:37,783 --> 00:19:40,251 I admire that. 415 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,554 What are you doing today? 416 00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:47,217 I've got a scuba-diving class at 3:00. 417 00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:48,920 Really. 418 00:19:50,796 --> 00:19:53,560 No, that's a lie. I lied. I can't stop. 419 00:19:53,632 --> 00:19:58,399 I'm lying about everything. It started so I can impress girls, and now I can't stop. 420 00:19:59,705 --> 00:20:02,936 You know, you should really see someone about that. 421 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:05,943 - Yeah, I am. - No, you're not. 422 00:20:06,011 --> 00:20:09,174 See? I can't stop. I can't. 423 00:20:09,248 --> 00:20:12,843 The next time I catch you lying, I'll expose you for the fraud that you are. 424 00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:15,113 You wouldn't. 425 00:20:15,187 --> 00:20:18,816 - I would. - You're not lying. 426 00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:23,021 - I'm not. - Huh. 427 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,120 What are you really doing today? 428 00:20:25,197 --> 00:20:27,324 Dance class. 429 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:33,004 So, my therapist keeps telling me to expand my horizons. 430 00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:36,337 But, with this guy, all I did was pretend to be someone I wasn't. 431 00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:38,535 And I just can't handle it anymore, you know? 432 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,669 - That's why you're breaking up with him? - Yeah, I know, 433 00:20:40,746 --> 00:20:43,340 but do you think I'm being too cowardly? 434 00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:46,543 I mean, my therapist wants me to take more responsibility for my emotions, 435 00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:49,849 but I just don't think this is the right time for that, you know? 436 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:53,722 It doesn't matter how you do it... phone, fax, E-mail, song. 437 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,226 It's all the same message... Adios, amigo. 438 00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:59,731 Yeah, but you have to be nice about it. 439 00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:02,232 Amy, are you breaking up with your boyfriend, 440 00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:04,235 or am I breaking up with your boyfriend? 441 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:06,237 You know what? I wouldn't really call him my boyfriend. 442 00:21:06,305 --> 00:21:08,239 I mean, I barely know the guy. 443 00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:10,832 - So, don't worry about it. - Yeah, but he just seemed so sweet, you know? 444 00:21:10,909 --> 00:21:13,377 - I don't wanna see him get hurt. - I know. 445 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,981 [Knocks On Door] 446 00:21:26,058 --> 00:21:27,992 [Exhales Deeply] 447 00:21:30,396 --> 00:21:33,490 - Hi. - Uh, hi. 448 00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:39,094 - What are you doing here? - Well, I was coming to pick up Amy. 449 00:21:40,606 --> 00:21:44,542 Oh. Ha. Interesting. 450 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:48,512 - What are you doing here? - I'm Amy's roommate. 451 00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:52,950 Is she here? 452 00:21:53,018 --> 00:21:55,748 We need to talk. 453 00:21:55,821 --> 00:21:58,790 - We're not right together? - I'm just telling you what she told me. 454 00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:01,121 I don't think you should take it personally. 455 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,923 Why do people say that? How could I not take it personally? 456 00:22:03,996 --> 00:22:06,863 - It's me she doesn't like. - Okay, fine. Take it personally. 457 00:22:06,932 --> 00:22:10,197 - Why didn't she tell me? - Because she didn't want to hurt your feelings. 458 00:22:10,269 --> 00:22:13,238 - And you did? - No, no. I didn't know it was you. 459 00:22:13,305 --> 00:22:17,002 I mean, I knew it was a Ryan, but I didn't know it was you Ryan. 460 00:22:17,075 --> 00:22:19,873 - This... sucks! - [Speaking Latin] 461 00:22:19,945 --> 00:22:22,539 - What? - It's Latin for "Don't kill the messenger." 462 00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:25,378 You know what? You're having too much fun with this. 463 00:22:25,451 --> 00:22:28,818 - I'm trying not to. - Try harder. 464 00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:33,892 [Laughing] 465 00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:35,893 Look. It's not funny. 466 00:22:35,961 --> 00:22:38,395 Oh, no, no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at them. 467 00:22:38,464 --> 00:22:41,194 You see, chicks, they love making guys jump through hoops. 468 00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:43,200 This isn't a hoop. She broke up with me. 469 00:22:43,268 --> 00:22:47,705 No, it's a test. See, she's testing you to see how much you really want her. 470 00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:49,707 - You think? - I know. 471 00:22:49,775 --> 00:22:52,243 Look. You've got... You've got to swim across the moat, 472 00:22:52,311 --> 00:22:54,541 bust down the castle door, slay the dragon... 473 00:22:54,613 --> 00:22:58,413 and that's... that's not a euphemism... and sweep her off her feet. 474 00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:00,975 - You're right. You're absolutely right. - Of course I am. 475 00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:03,647 - We were great together. I even made a chart. - Sure you did. 476 00:23:03,722 --> 00:23:05,656 It proved how perfect we were together. 477 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:08,284 - Now all I have to do is prove it to Amy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 478 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,228 - What? - You've gotta do more than show her pie graphs. 479 00:23:12,297 --> 00:23:14,857 You gotta weep... openly. 480 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,901 Yeah, you should have quit while you were ahead. 481 00:23:16,969 --> 00:23:19,733 Squeeze the lids. Turn on the sprinklers. You need the tears. 482 00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:25,141 The tears of-of a man who can't breathe another second without the love of his life. 483 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,873 Hold on. I got just the thing. 484 00:23:28,947 --> 00:23:30,881 - Here. - What's this? 485 00:23:30,949 --> 00:23:33,315 Icy Balm. A little dab under your eyes, 486 00:23:33,385 --> 00:23:35,615 you'll be sobbing like a Miss America. 487 00:23:35,687 --> 00:23:37,712 Oh, wish me luck. 488 00:23:37,789 --> 00:23:40,622 Today, I learned second position. 489 00:23:40,692 --> 00:23:42,887 Ladies! Yo! 490 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:52,500 Did you know that they rearranged all the desks in the library? 491 00:23:52,571 --> 00:23:56,166 - No. - Yeah, it's completely different. 492 00:23:56,241 --> 00:23:58,573 I spent two hours trying to find my desk. 493 00:23:58,644 --> 00:24:00,578 And if it wasn't for the Diet Coke stain, 494 00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:02,580 I wouldn't have found it at all. 495 00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:05,014 Do you wanna know where they put it? On the third floor. 496 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,610 Not the second, not even the fourth, the third. Third. 497 00:24:08,687 --> 00:24:11,121 Number three. 498 00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:14,647 - And that would be a bad thing. - Please. It's a disaster. 499 00:24:17,296 --> 00:24:20,697 - You wanna hear how your breakup went? - I totally forgot. 500 00:24:20,766 --> 00:24:22,996 Was it horrible? Do you think we can still be friends? 501 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,434 I don't know. He seemed pretty shook up. 502 00:24:25,504 --> 00:24:27,699 - Oh, poor guy. - Wanna hear the weird part? 503 00:24:27,773 --> 00:24:29,638 - I kinda know him. - You do? 504 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,642 We run into each other once in a while. 505 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:34,042 Well, do you think I did the right thing in having you break up with him? 506 00:24:34,112 --> 00:24:37,639 - I don't know. - I do. It was just putting... 507 00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:41,277 - It was putting too much pressure on me. - Yeah, I can see that. 508 00:24:41,353 --> 00:24:43,617 On the other hand, maybe that's what I need. 509 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,657 - [Doorbell Rings] - What if that's him? 510 00:25:06,078 --> 00:25:09,070 [Screaming, Gasping] 511 00:25:09,147 --> 00:25:12,742 Oh, my God, you're crying. He's crying. 512 00:25:12,818 --> 00:25:15,184 Why are you doing this to me? It's over. 513 00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:17,687 Do you understand me? O-ver. 514 00:25:17,756 --> 00:25:19,986 - [Screams] - Ryan! 515 00:25:20,058 --> 00:25:23,516 Ryan, it's not so bad. People break up all the time. 516 00:25:23,595 --> 00:25:25,688 I can't see! 517 00:25:26,865 --> 00:25:28,799 I think I'm blind! 518 00:25:36,408 --> 00:25:38,706 Nice patch. 519 00:25:38,777 --> 00:25:41,211 Thanks. You didn't have to wait. 520 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:45,739 I'm not waiting. Can't a girl enjoy a lollipop in the middle of the afternoon... 521 00:25:45,817 --> 00:25:48,615 in front of the free health center? 522 00:25:48,687 --> 00:25:51,121 Oh. 523 00:25:51,189 --> 00:25:56,422 Who also feels maybe a little bit responsible. 524 00:25:56,495 --> 00:25:58,258 You didn't do anything. 525 00:25:58,330 --> 00:26:00,958 Yeah, well, I mean, I didn't put the Icy Balm in your eye, 526 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:03,558 but I did break up with you, remember? 527 00:26:03,635 --> 00:26:06,365 Yeah. 528 00:26:08,507 --> 00:26:10,907 - Where are you going? - For a walk. 529 00:26:10,976 --> 00:26:13,809 Try to forget today ever happened. 530 00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:17,178 - Can I come? - What for? 531 00:26:17,249 --> 00:26:21,049 Can't a girl enjoy a walk in the middle of the afternoon with her ex-boyfriend? 532 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,646 Will the girl continue to refer to herself in the third person? 533 00:26:24,723 --> 00:26:26,657 Did Ryan Walker just make a joke? 534 00:26:26,725 --> 00:26:28,818 I don't know. Let me ask him. 535 00:26:28,894 --> 00:26:32,057 Wow. You know, you're pretty funny when you're depressed. 536 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:35,361 - Well, get ready for comedy. - Another one. 537 00:26:35,434 --> 00:26:37,368 Yeah, a few more and I'll have to take you back to the clinic... 538 00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:40,098 so they can fix up your busted gut. [Chuckles] 539 00:26:40,172 --> 00:26:42,367 - You lost it. - Not funny? 540 00:26:42,441 --> 00:26:44,875 Let's put it this way, any more of those, 541 00:26:44,943 --> 00:26:47,776 and I'm gonna have to break up with you again. 542 00:26:50,782 --> 00:26:54,013 # # [Bongo Drums] 543 00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:58,648 [Teacher Yelling Instructions] 544 00:26:58,724 --> 00:27:02,160 Seven... eight. 545 00:27:02,227 --> 00:27:04,161 Hey. How's it going? 546 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:07,096 Get ready. Another braided spiral. 547 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:11,964 [Groans] 548 00:27:14,906 --> 00:27:17,204 Hey. How you doing? 549 00:27:31,656 --> 00:27:33,590 Hey, excuse me. Question. 550 00:27:33,658 --> 00:27:36,593 Exactly how far can you bend over? 551 00:27:39,364 --> 00:27:41,298 [Jennifer] Do you come here a lot? 552 00:27:41,366 --> 00:27:44,699 - [Ryan] Yep. - It's really beautiful. 553 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:47,330 One of the greatest structural achievements in the history of man. 554 00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:50,704 You're the second person to call me that this week. 555 00:27:52,177 --> 00:27:54,441 You know the only way to build something that awesome? 556 00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:56,811 Alien slaves from outer space? 557 00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,176 Perfect planning. 558 00:28:00,252 --> 00:28:02,277 Doesn't it make so much sense? 559 00:28:02,354 --> 00:28:04,686 You examine a situation, you plan a course of action, 560 00:28:04,756 --> 00:28:07,281 you execute it. 561 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,293 Everything works out fine. 562 00:28:11,229 --> 00:28:13,163 But it doesn't. 563 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:20,528 Yeah, well, that's 'cause most things in life just aren't that simple. 564 00:28:20,605 --> 00:28:22,766 Does that look simple to you? 565 00:28:22,841 --> 00:28:26,777 I mean, you couldn't imagine how complicated something like that is to create. 566 00:28:26,845 --> 00:28:29,313 I thought you were just using it as a metaphor. 567 00:28:29,381 --> 00:28:31,315 - I am. - For a relationship. 568 00:28:31,383 --> 00:28:34,841 - Yes. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 569 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:39,516 I mean, I know I didn't know Amy incredibly well, but... 570 00:28:39,591 --> 00:28:41,855 it just felt like everything added up. 571 00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:43,895 Are you a math major? 572 00:28:43,962 --> 00:28:46,726 No, structural engineering. 573 00:28:46,798 --> 00:28:48,732 Oh. 574 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,394 - I'm done with it. - Engineering? 575 00:28:51,469 --> 00:28:54,404 Relationships. 576 00:28:54,472 --> 00:28:56,531 They're just... too much. 577 00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:58,701 It's not worth it. 578 00:28:58,777 --> 00:29:00,870 - [Speaking Latin] - Huh? 579 00:29:00,946 --> 00:29:03,312 "I hear you, brother." Latin. 580 00:29:03,381 --> 00:29:05,872 - What... What is it with the Latin? - My major. 581 00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:09,079 - Latin? Why? - Yeah. Why not? 582 00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:11,088 What are you gonna do with it? 583 00:29:11,156 --> 00:29:13,090 I'm going to Italy for my graduate school. 584 00:29:13,158 --> 00:29:15,092 And after that? 585 00:29:16,161 --> 00:29:18,095 I don't know. 586 00:29:18,163 --> 00:29:22,793 See? You're amazing. I could never do that. 587 00:29:22,868 --> 00:29:25,632 - You mean not have a plan? - Or something. 588 00:29:28,473 --> 00:29:31,567 But, then again, 589 00:29:31,643 --> 00:29:33,907 why would you ever need a plan? 590 00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:35,913 I'm sure you've always had everything you wanted, 591 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:38,575 whether you knew you wanted it or not. 592 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:42,814 You know, that's true because the first time... 593 00:29:42,888 --> 00:29:47,120 that I ever really wanted something and went for it was Michael, 594 00:29:47,192 --> 00:29:49,660 and it turned out great. 595 00:29:52,097 --> 00:29:54,964 Wow. See, I just figured you being a junior and all, 596 00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:56,967 you'd have it all figured out by now. 597 00:29:57,035 --> 00:29:58,969 Yeah, that's what you think, huh? 598 00:29:59,037 --> 00:30:01,301 No, but I'm dumb. Isn't that right? 599 00:30:01,373 --> 00:30:05,036 And uptight. A-And ugly, if I remember correctly. 600 00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:09,444 Oh, no. Oh, no. I said all of that before I was on Prozac. 601 00:30:09,514 --> 00:30:11,744 You're on Prozac? 602 00:30:11,816 --> 00:30:14,444 I wish. 603 00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:17,488 - It's a joke. - Oh! 604 00:30:17,555 --> 00:30:19,489 Oh, it's okay. 605 00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:29,530 I should go. I still have some more studying to do. Finals. 606 00:30:29,601 --> 00:30:32,092 Me too. I'm gonna stay. 607 00:30:33,939 --> 00:30:35,873 All right. 608 00:30:37,442 --> 00:30:39,842 - So, I'll see you around. - Yep. 609 00:30:42,914 --> 00:30:46,281 Hey. I'm sorry about Amy. 610 00:30:47,452 --> 00:30:50,080 It's okay. 611 00:30:50,155 --> 00:30:52,316 Bye. 612 00:31:00,899 --> 00:31:03,595 # Riding my wave once again # 613 00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:07,604 # It's always the same It never ends # 614 00:31:07,672 --> 00:31:10,766 # Riding my wave once again # 615 00:31:10,842 --> 00:31:15,575 # It's always the same It never ends # 616 00:31:15,647 --> 00:31:17,706 # # [Continues, Indistinct] 617 00:31:33,298 --> 00:31:35,232 Did you get all your classes? 618 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,632 [Chuckles] All but one. 619 00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:39,636 Oh, the elusive one. 620 00:31:39,704 --> 00:31:41,638 Yes. 621 00:31:41,706 --> 00:31:43,640 So, did you have a good summer? 622 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:46,871 Yeah, yeah. I just went back to L.A. 623 00:31:46,945 --> 00:31:48,879 - Oh. - What about you? 624 00:31:48,947 --> 00:31:52,542 Stayed here. Learned how to butter bagels for a living. 625 00:31:52,617 --> 00:31:54,551 Surprisingly easy, actually. 626 00:31:54,619 --> 00:31:56,712 You just swipe it once back and forth. 627 00:31:56,788 --> 00:31:59,552 - I take mine plain. - Of course you do. 628 00:32:04,496 --> 00:32:06,430 So, summer was good? 629 00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:09,160 Yeah. Everything's good. 630 00:32:09,234 --> 00:32:11,168 It's good. 631 00:32:13,605 --> 00:32:18,440 Uh, Jennifer, are you okay? 632 00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:22,844 I pushed him away. I mean, I literally did everything in my power... 633 00:32:22,914 --> 00:32:25,178 to make sure that he dumped me. 634 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,343 Well, obviously, you didn't like him. 635 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:30,946 No. That's the thing. I thought it was just a summer fling, 636 00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:34,423 but I actually... I started to like him. 637 00:32:34,492 --> 00:32:37,359 Oh, then, why did you push him away? 638 00:32:37,429 --> 00:32:39,920 I don't know. 639 00:32:39,998 --> 00:32:42,296 I just... [Sniffles] 640 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:44,961 It's just such a pain in the ass, you know? 641 00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:47,527 Yes. Yes, it is. 642 00:32:47,605 --> 00:32:50,540 [Sobbing] Oh. 643 00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:52,542 Well, what about you? 644 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,544 I mean, did you get any this summer? 645 00:32:54,612 --> 00:32:57,706 Well, I... No. 646 00:32:57,782 --> 00:33:00,376 You've got the right idea. 647 00:33:00,452 --> 00:33:04,047 You know, we should do this again sometime. 648 00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:07,057 I mean, not the whole crying thing, but... 649 00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:09,059 you know, this. 650 00:33:10,395 --> 00:33:12,795 Sure. 651 00:33:12,864 --> 00:33:18,769 # No matter how I try I just can't get you off my mind # 652 00:33:23,475 --> 00:33:25,739 Just another lawsuit. 653 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:27,744 [Phone Rings] 654 00:33:31,082 --> 00:33:34,677 - Hello. - [Jennifer] Hello. Wanna go do something? 655 00:33:34,752 --> 00:33:37,220 - No. - You haven't even heard my proposal. 656 00:33:37,288 --> 00:33:40,121 Well, that's the beauty of our friendship. 657 00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:43,422 I don't even need to hear your proposal to know my answer's no. 658 00:33:43,495 --> 00:33:45,861 I'm the beauty in our friendship. 659 00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,524 - I'm hanging up now. - You can't. 660 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,228 - Give me one good reason. - 'Cause... 661 00:33:51,302 --> 00:33:53,236 'Cause I've rigged an explosive device to your telephone... 662 00:33:53,304 --> 00:33:55,238 and your whole place will blow. 663 00:33:55,306 --> 00:33:58,673 Oh, well, I've been burned before. 664 00:33:58,743 --> 00:34:01,337 Come on. I can't study anymore. 665 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,903 I'm getting too smart. People start shunning me. 666 00:34:03,982 --> 00:34:07,349 - Only if you beg me. - I just did. 667 00:34:07,418 --> 00:34:11,013 In Latin. 668 00:34:11,089 --> 00:34:14,115 [Speaking Latin] 669 00:34:17,595 --> 00:34:21,497 # Oh, oh, baby don't wanna stop this feeling # 670 00:34:21,566 --> 00:34:23,727 - Come on! - # It all feels so new # 671 00:34:23,801 --> 00:34:29,034 # 'Cause no one makes me feel the way that you do, you do # 672 00:34:29,107 --> 00:34:36,138 # No matter where I go No matter what I do No matter how I try # 673 00:34:36,214 --> 00:34:40,583 # I just can't get you off of my mind # 674 00:34:40,652 --> 00:34:45,146 # I always think of you No matter where I go # 675 00:34:45,223 --> 00:34:48,590 # I just can't get you off my mind # 676 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:50,651 - You weren't gonna go. - I was too. 677 00:34:50,728 --> 00:34:52,696 You weren't. You weren't going. 678 00:34:52,764 --> 00:34:54,755 Ladies first. 679 00:34:54,832 --> 00:34:57,392 La... Okay. 680 00:34:57,468 --> 00:34:59,663 - Fine. - [Laughs] 681 00:34:59,737 --> 00:35:01,671 Why don't I count for you? 682 00:35:01,739 --> 00:35:03,934 - [Laughs] Okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 683 00:35:04,008 --> 00:35:06,841 - All right. One... - Uh-huh. 684 00:35:06,911 --> 00:35:09,812 - two... three! - Two. Three. Here we go. 685 00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:12,816 You know, I can't help you. 686 00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:14,909 No, you can help me at the bottom. 687 00:35:14,986 --> 00:35:18,012 # That you do, you do # 688 00:35:18,089 --> 00:35:22,025 # No matter where I go No matter what I do # 689 00:35:22,093 --> 00:35:24,755 Do you think I'd look good with a goatee? 690 00:35:24,829 --> 00:35:29,459 - # I just can't get you off of my mind # - No. 691 00:35:29,534 --> 00:35:32,002 - Hmm. - # Get you off of my mind # 692 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:35,301 # # [Dance Rock] 693 00:35:43,114 --> 00:35:45,639 Wait, wait, this is crazy. I'm not a natural dancer. 694 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:48,845 - No. No one in my family is. - Just move. Have fun. 695 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,854 We're here to have fun. 696 00:35:50,922 --> 00:35:53,891 Just you and me and that patch of pubic hair on your chin. 697 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:59,318 Just follow him. Do what he does. 698 00:35:59,397 --> 00:36:02,093 # Stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 699 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,727 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 700 00:36:05,803 --> 00:36:08,863 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 701 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:12,000 # Shake my paranoia Can't stop the rock # 702 00:36:12,076 --> 00:36:15,170 # Shake my paranoia Can't stop the rock # 703 00:36:15,246 --> 00:36:18,374 # Shake my paranoia Can't stop the rock # 704 00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:21,543 # Shake my paranoia Can't stop the rock # 705 00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:24,986 # Shake my paranoia Move me, move me # 706 00:36:25,056 --> 00:36:28,219 # Dancing like Madonna into the groovy # 707 00:36:28,293 --> 00:36:31,091 # Shake my paranoia Move me, move me # 708 00:36:31,162 --> 00:36:34,723 # Dancing like Madonna into the groovy # 709 00:36:34,799 --> 00:36:37,233 # # [Instrumental] 710 00:36:47,578 --> 00:36:50,411 # Stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 711 00:36:50,481 --> 00:36:53,848 # Can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 712 00:36:53,918 --> 00:36:56,751 # # [Instrumental] 713 00:37:13,271 --> 00:37:15,705 # # [Continues, Indistinct] 714 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:45,466 - This isn't so bad. - Good. 715 00:37:58,649 --> 00:38:01,743 # You might not ever get rich # 716 00:38:01,819 --> 00:38:04,344 # Let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch # 717 00:38:04,422 --> 00:38:07,585 # There ain't no tellin' who you might meet # 718 00:38:07,658 --> 00:38:10,855 # A movie star, a movie star a movie star, a movie star # 719 00:38:10,928 --> 00:38:14,364 # At the car wash # 720 00:38:14,432 --> 00:38:17,424 # Car wash, yeah # 721 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:20,130 - # Work and work # - # Well, those cars never seem to stop coming # 722 00:38:20,204 --> 00:38:23,298 - # Work and work # - # Keep those rags and machines humming # 723 00:38:23,374 --> 00:38:25,706 # Work and work # 724 00:38:25,777 --> 00:38:28,974 # # [Instrumental Continues] 725 00:38:36,287 --> 00:38:38,221 - # Car wash # - Ow. 726 00:38:40,391 --> 00:38:43,485 You've never been with a woman before? 727 00:38:43,561 --> 00:38:47,463 No. I lived with the monks my whole life, until yesterday. 728 00:38:47,532 --> 00:38:49,466 I walked into the monsignor's office, 729 00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:53,868 turned in my rosary beads and collar, got my deposit back and now here I am, 730 00:38:53,938 --> 00:38:57,601 playing this strange game of sticks and balls. 731 00:38:57,675 --> 00:38:59,939 It's called pool. 732 00:39:00,011 --> 00:39:03,378 Pool. Oh, I have so much to learn. 733 00:39:03,448 --> 00:39:05,382 I'll teach you, okay? 734 00:39:09,854 --> 00:39:11,845 No, put your hand here. [Laughs] 735 00:39:14,659 --> 00:39:17,719 - Aah! - Oh. 736 00:39:19,897 --> 00:39:22,365 - Don't hurt him. He's a priest. - Oh, I'm a priest. 737 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:26,392 How would you like to have a religious experience with that cue stick? 738 00:39:34,278 --> 00:39:37,247 [Groaning] 739 00:39:38,449 --> 00:39:40,383 Run, Father, run! 740 00:39:42,653 --> 00:39:45,451 [Whimpering] 741 00:39:45,523 --> 00:39:47,457 [Both Laughing] 742 00:39:50,795 --> 00:39:52,729 So, you wanna come up and dry off? 743 00:39:52,797 --> 00:39:56,790 - Uh, I don't know. Is Amy there? - Probably. 744 00:39:56,868 --> 00:39:59,769 Uh, no. No, I think I'm just gonna go home. 745 00:39:59,837 --> 00:40:03,864 - Gotta write in the diary? - Something like that. 746 00:40:03,941 --> 00:40:06,876 - Okay. - Um... 747 00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:11,780 You know, as much as I hate to admit this, 748 00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:13,783 I had fun tonight. 749 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:17,287 Yeah, me too. It was good, clean fun. 750 00:40:17,355 --> 00:40:19,289 Maybe we can go there once a week and do our laundry. 751 00:40:19,357 --> 00:40:21,757 It's cheaper than the place I take mine to. 752 00:40:21,826 --> 00:40:23,760 [Both] Morocco. 753 00:40:24,795 --> 00:40:28,231 What's up? You kids go swimming? 754 00:40:28,299 --> 00:40:32,258 - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's great. So, uh... 755 00:40:32,336 --> 00:40:37,103 So what's going on now? 'Cause my plans kinda fell through. 756 00:40:37,174 --> 00:40:41,372 I invited Ryan up, but he's going home to bed. 757 00:40:41,445 --> 00:40:45,211 - Really. - I'm tired. - He's tired. 758 00:40:45,283 --> 00:40:50,550 Uh, yeah, I'm kinda... tired myself. 759 00:40:50,621 --> 00:40:52,885 Actually, we should get outta here. 760 00:40:54,592 --> 00:40:56,890 Ooh! Good night. 761 00:40:58,796 --> 00:41:00,730 You coming? 762 00:41:04,268 --> 00:41:07,135 Hey, I gotta hand it to you, man. Very cool back there. 763 00:41:07,204 --> 00:41:09,138 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 764 00:41:09,206 --> 00:41:11,231 She's begging you to come up, and you're holding back. 765 00:41:11,309 --> 00:41:13,300 - She's probably going nuts right now. - I don't think so. 766 00:41:13,377 --> 00:41:15,311 Did you hear the way she said "bed"? 767 00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:17,313 Man, you could almost smell the linens. 768 00:41:17,381 --> 00:41:19,679 - You're way off on this one. - I don't think so. 769 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:22,412 - You in a hurry? - No. No, why do you ask? 770 00:41:22,486 --> 00:41:24,420 That's him. Get him! 771 00:41:24,488 --> 00:41:26,422 Oh, shit. Come on. 772 00:41:29,093 --> 00:41:31,027 You better start praying, Father! 773 00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:39,364 - Who the hell is that? - I have no idea. 774 00:41:39,437 --> 00:41:44,306 Okay, listen. Best thing for you to do is just forget it ever happened. 775 00:41:46,444 --> 00:41:49,208 - Forgotten yet? - No. 776 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,748 - How about now? - Man, no. 777 00:41:51,816 --> 00:41:54,580 Jeez, you're like an elephant. 778 00:41:57,722 --> 00:42:00,156 [Amy] Oh, great. You're just in time for cookies. 779 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,691 - They look good. - Oh, no, not those. 780 00:42:06,764 --> 00:42:10,097 See, I thought it would be nice to have a snack when you got home, 781 00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:12,328 but I didn't know when that would be, so I just guessed... 782 00:42:12,403 --> 00:42:15,031 and made a batch around 8:00, but they burnt. 783 00:42:15,106 --> 00:42:19,133 So, I did another one around 9:30, and then they burnt. 784 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:22,805 So, I waited a little longer before I put in the third batch, and now you're home. 785 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,781 It's perfect. They'll be ready in about two minutes. 786 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:28,216 - Oh. - Why are you wet? 787 00:42:28,285 --> 00:42:31,448 - Ryan and I, we went dancing. - Oh. 788 00:42:31,522 --> 00:42:35,925 - Are you in love with him? - What? 789 00:42:35,993 --> 00:42:39,622 - Are you? - No. 790 00:42:39,697 --> 00:42:43,963 - I don't believe you. - What are you talking about? We're just friends. 791 00:42:44,035 --> 00:42:46,003 Yeah, but he's in love with you, right? 792 00:42:46,070 --> 00:42:48,129 Actually, no. No, I don't think so. 793 00:42:48,205 --> 00:42:51,538 - Well, then what do you do all the time you're together? - I don't know. 794 00:42:51,609 --> 00:42:54,840 You know, we do stuff. We talk about stuff. 795 00:42:54,912 --> 00:42:58,473 Why? I mean, you have me to talk about stuff. 796 00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:01,017 Sometimes it's nice just to have a guy's opinion about things. 797 00:43:01,085 --> 00:43:04,646 [Scoffs] Like what? Who has the best pizza, and who has the best tits? 798 00:43:04,722 --> 00:43:07,850 Gino's Pizzeria, Susan Sarandon. Why are you acting so weird, Ame? 799 00:43:07,925 --> 00:43:09,859 You're the one who's acting weird. 800 00:43:09,927 --> 00:43:11,861 I mean, you're the one spending all your time... 801 00:43:11,929 --> 00:43:13,988 with a guy you're not even interested in. 802 00:43:14,065 --> 00:43:15,999 My therapist thinks that you may have some issues. 803 00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:20,128 - You're talking to your therapist about me? - Of course I am. 804 00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:22,570 I mean, I worry about you. 805 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,838 Listen. If you ever need to talk, I'm here. 806 00:43:27,912 --> 00:43:30,039 [Timer Dings] 807 00:43:31,382 --> 00:43:34,146 Oh, I left her number on your pillow. 808 00:43:34,218 --> 00:43:38,518 - Whose? - My therapist's. Good night. 809 00:43:44,495 --> 00:43:46,588 - See that guy there? - Huh? 810 00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:50,156 He's the kind of guy who walks with his feet, if you know what I'm saying. 811 00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:52,168 [Laughs] 812 00:43:52,236 --> 00:43:54,397 - Come on. You do it. - Okay. 813 00:43:54,472 --> 00:43:57,771 [Ryan] She's the kind of girl that likes crackers in her soup. 814 00:43:57,842 --> 00:43:59,776 - No. - What do you mean "no"? 815 00:43:59,844 --> 00:44:01,778 - That's wrong. - No, it's not. 816 00:44:01,846 --> 00:44:03,780 - Yes, it is. It's a judgment. - Why? 817 00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:05,941 Some people put crackers in their soup and some people don't. 818 00:44:06,016 --> 00:44:08,507 - Exactly. - No, the point is to sound like... 819 00:44:08,586 --> 00:44:11,521 you're making a judgment about somebody where there's no judgment to be made. 820 00:44:11,589 --> 00:44:14,422 - It's a nonjudgmental judgment. - No, no, no. 821 00:44:14,492 --> 00:44:18,360 - That's stupid. - No, it's funny. I'm laughing. 822 00:44:18,429 --> 00:44:20,624 Yeah, 'cause it's stupid. 823 00:44:20,698 --> 00:44:23,963 You wanna hear something even more stupid? 824 00:44:24,034 --> 00:44:25,968 I'm going on a date tonight. 825 00:44:26,036 --> 00:44:29,062 - Really? - Do you think I'm nuts? 826 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:32,473 - No, no. I think it's great. - Really? 827 00:44:32,543 --> 00:44:34,477 You should get back in the saddle. 828 00:44:34,545 --> 00:44:38,106 Uh, no, no. I'm the kind of cowboy that doesn't like to ride. 829 00:44:38,182 --> 00:44:42,118 - Yeah, you see, that one's not funny. - Yeah, I know. 830 00:44:42,186 --> 00:44:44,620 - # [Rap] - # Come and stop with the lyric and I look inside # 831 00:44:44,688 --> 00:44:47,156 # My best friend said who is that guy # 832 00:44:47,224 --> 00:44:49,590 # # [Continues, Indistinct] 833 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:54,427 Ladies, how we doin'? 834 00:44:54,498 --> 00:44:56,557 - # [Continues] - What? 835 00:44:56,634 --> 00:44:58,898 Hey, it's beautiful out, huh? 836 00:44:58,969 --> 00:45:01,563 - It's... It's... - # Straight cold, say you're cold Got straight play # 837 00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:03,573 [Phone Ringing] 838 00:45:07,178 --> 00:45:09,112 Hello. 839 00:45:11,682 --> 00:45:14,981 No. I'm not good at that kinda thing. 840 00:45:15,052 --> 00:45:18,146 You should call Hunter. 841 00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:22,090 # # [Piano] 842 00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:24,457 [Man] After all that time in investment banking, 843 00:45:24,528 --> 00:45:26,553 I decided to do something for myself. 844 00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:29,827 I sailed for ten years. Finally, I reached a point in my life, 845 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:33,563 I said, "I don't wanna do all the work. I wanna have..." 846 00:45:33,637 --> 00:45:36,470 Jen, oh, thank God you're here, sis. 847 00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:41,375 Billy, what's wrong? Kurt, this is Billy, my brother. 848 00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:43,379 - Billy, this is Kurt. - Hi. 849 00:45:43,447 --> 00:45:46,883 Nice to meet you, Billy. I was just telling your sister about my boat. 850 00:45:46,951 --> 00:45:49,476 - No, there's no time for boats. - Why? What happened? 851 00:45:49,553 --> 00:45:51,612 It's mother. She's sick. 852 00:45:51,689 --> 00:45:56,217 - Oh, my God, what happened? - I just told you, she's sick. 853 00:45:56,293 --> 00:45:59,854 - Sick how? - Uh... 854 00:45:59,930 --> 00:46:01,830 Yeah, sick how? 855 00:46:01,899 --> 00:46:04,868 You know, sick, like the last time. 856 00:46:04,935 --> 00:46:08,371 No, I wasn't there last time. Explain it to me. 857 00:46:08,439 --> 00:46:12,500 There's no time for questions. Mother is sick. We have to go... now! 858 00:46:12,576 --> 00:46:14,510 Sorry. 859 00:46:18,282 --> 00:46:21,581 - Look, are you insane? - You were great. 860 00:46:21,652 --> 00:46:24,587 "Sick how?" I felt like such an idiot. 861 00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:28,182 You were great in there. Really. 862 00:46:28,259 --> 00:46:31,660 - [Chuckles] - Thanks. 863 00:46:31,729 --> 00:46:33,663 Thank you. 864 00:46:34,765 --> 00:46:36,699 Oh, man. 865 00:46:38,269 --> 00:46:42,137 You know, next time I was thinking about trying it with a limp. 866 00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:45,004 Baby steps, Ryan. Baby steps. 867 00:46:46,277 --> 00:46:49,075 Uh, tonight? No, it's tomorrow night. 868 00:46:49,146 --> 00:46:51,740 - No, they changed it. - Who did? Ryan? 869 00:46:51,815 --> 00:46:54,784 - No. - Well, I can't go. 870 00:46:54,852 --> 00:46:56,979 - Why not? What are you doing? - Staying in. 871 00:46:57,054 --> 00:46:58,988 I was planning on staying in. 872 00:46:59,056 --> 00:47:01,650 I was gonna give myself a manicure and a pedicure... 873 00:47:01,725 --> 00:47:03,693 and do a deep-rinse conditioning. 874 00:47:03,761 --> 00:47:05,888 Well, can't you do all that this afternoon? 875 00:47:05,963 --> 00:47:07,954 No, because I have class this afternoon. 876 00:47:08,032 --> 00:47:11,160 Class that I have to go to because I have to talk to my professor... 877 00:47:11,235 --> 00:47:13,169 about my paper that's due on Monday, 878 00:47:13,237 --> 00:47:15,432 that I was gonna finish while my nails were drying... 879 00:47:15,506 --> 00:47:20,000 and proof after I did my hair so that everything would be done before the party. 880 00:47:20,077 --> 00:47:22,011 Can't you do all that tomorrow? 881 00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:25,412 No, because tomorrow I'll be rushed and probably tired... 882 00:47:25,482 --> 00:47:27,416 and I have to get everything done. 883 00:47:27,484 --> 00:47:31,215 See, I have to. I can't believe they changed it. 884 00:47:31,288 --> 00:47:33,222 It's Friday. You got all weekend. 885 00:47:33,290 --> 00:47:35,952 What's that supposed to mean? 886 00:47:36,026 --> 00:47:39,985 That's like on Monday saying, "You've got all week." 887 00:47:40,064 --> 00:47:41,998 [Scoffs] 888 00:47:45,169 --> 00:47:47,137 [Man] # Got the ripped, rippled chips # 889 00:47:47,204 --> 00:47:51,231 # Got the ripped, rippled chips Rippled chips # 890 00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:55,176 # Rippled chips chips, chips, chips, chips # 891 00:47:55,245 --> 00:47:58,908 - # Are you ready # - [Coughs] 892 00:47:58,982 --> 00:48:01,678 # Oh, yeah All right # 893 00:48:01,752 --> 00:48:04,482 # We're gonna groove tonight # 894 00:48:04,555 --> 00:48:08,286 # Oh, yeah, all right We're gonna groove tonight # 895 00:48:08,359 --> 00:48:11,817 - # Oh, yeah, all right We're gonna groove tonight # - Yummy. 896 00:48:11,895 --> 00:48:15,592 # Oh, yeah, all right We're gonna groove tonight # 897 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:18,601 # # [Man Rapping, Indistinct] 898 00:48:33,784 --> 00:48:35,752 - What do they want? - Who? 899 00:48:35,819 --> 00:48:37,980 They. Them. The chiquitas. 900 00:48:38,055 --> 00:48:41,115 You know, I'm busting my ass out there, trying to fit into their little mold... 901 00:48:41,191 --> 00:48:45,321 of what makes an interesting, sexy guy, and I cannot figure out what they want. 902 00:48:45,396 --> 00:48:49,833 - What do you want? - I don't know. 903 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:54,564 Get laid. Have fun. Have someone love me for who I am. 904 00:48:54,638 --> 00:48:57,573 Oh, and, uh, who is that exactly? 905 00:48:57,641 --> 00:49:00,303 You're... You're right. You are absolutely right. 906 00:49:00,377 --> 00:49:03,278 I mean, what... what's wrong with being from the country? 907 00:49:03,347 --> 00:49:05,645 A simple kid raised on fresh eggs and good values, 908 00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:07,650 who had to get up at the crack of dawn every morning... 909 00:49:07,718 --> 00:49:10,744 with a three-legged dog named Lucky by his side to help his pa with the cattle. 910 00:49:10,821 --> 00:49:14,086 - Hunter, you're not from the country. - Yeah? 911 00:49:14,158 --> 00:49:18,026 Oh, jeez, Ryan, what do you want me to say? 912 00:49:18,095 --> 00:49:20,689 Hi. My name is Steve. I grew up in the suburbs... 913 00:49:20,764 --> 00:49:22,891 with two working parents, two sisters and a two-car garage. 914 00:49:22,966 --> 00:49:24,957 I have no real identity, 915 00:49:25,035 --> 00:49:27,196 nor do I have a clue what I'm doing or what I wanna be. 916 00:49:27,271 --> 00:49:29,364 Wanna go out? 917 00:49:31,175 --> 00:49:33,871 - Your name is Steve? - You know, the whole point of college... 918 00:49:33,944 --> 00:49:35,935 is it's a place where you can reinvent yourself. 919 00:49:36,013 --> 00:49:39,210 No, it's a place where you can define yourself. Your name is Steve? 920 00:49:39,283 --> 00:49:43,413 Yes. Yes. To be honest, I'm not so crazy about "Steve," okay? 921 00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:46,183 - Why would anyone else be? - That's who you are. 922 00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:48,816 Oh, really? It's just that easy? 923 00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:50,826 Then, why don't you drop the cool guy act and go tellJennifer... 924 00:49:50,894 --> 00:49:53,385 - how you really feel about her? - What? 925 00:49:53,464 --> 00:49:56,922 But you'd better do it quick before she leaves with that guy. 926 00:49:58,302 --> 00:50:01,032 I don't feel that way about her. 927 00:50:01,104 --> 00:50:03,834 Seeing her with that guy right now, it doesn't bother you? 928 00:50:03,907 --> 00:50:06,239 No. She goes on dates all the time. 929 00:50:06,310 --> 00:50:08,505 - We talk about her dates. - And you're fine with that? 930 00:50:08,579 --> 00:50:10,513 - Yes. Yes. - Honestly. 931 00:50:10,581 --> 00:50:12,947 Okay, then, how come you're here all by your lonesome? 932 00:50:13,016 --> 00:50:15,849 Look. If you're waiting for a girl to just walk over... 933 00:50:15,919 --> 00:50:18,012 and do all the work, you got another thing coming. 934 00:50:18,088 --> 00:50:20,955 - They don't do things that way. Trust me. - [Woman] Excuse me. 935 00:50:21,024 --> 00:50:23,492 - Is your name Ryan? - Yeah. 936 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,587 - I think you're in my statistics class. - That's nice. 937 00:50:27,664 --> 00:50:30,258 What are the odds? 938 00:50:31,502 --> 00:50:33,663 - You're Engineering, right? - Yeah. 939 00:50:33,737 --> 00:50:37,901 I'm Electrical. Not me, my major. 940 00:50:37,975 --> 00:50:41,138 Can you believe how much work they give us? 941 00:50:41,211 --> 00:50:44,339 But I like it, you know, because there are so many people floating around here, 942 00:50:44,414 --> 00:50:47,815 like negative ions, with no place to go. 943 00:50:47,885 --> 00:50:51,651 I'm a laser. I know what I want, and I go straight for it. 944 00:50:51,722 --> 00:50:54,122 Oh. 945 00:50:54,191 --> 00:50:58,025 [Chuckles] I feel like there's an armature spinning in my head. 946 00:50:58,095 --> 00:51:02,532 - You wanna sit down? - Uh, sure, sure. 947 00:51:02,599 --> 00:51:05,762 But, actually, I was just leaving. 948 00:51:05,836 --> 00:51:08,703 It's because I'm too forward, isn't it? 949 00:51:08,772 --> 00:51:13,505 No, not at all. There's just these two assignments that I've been putting off. 950 00:51:13,577 --> 00:51:17,775 I told my girlfriend that I would meet her... 951 00:51:17,848 --> 00:51:19,941 twenty minutes ago. 952 00:51:20,017 --> 00:51:23,384 - You have a girlfriend? - Yes, I do. 953 00:51:23,453 --> 00:51:27,014 - Now I feel really so stupid. - You're not stupid. 954 00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:30,059 I just... I really have to go. 955 00:51:39,836 --> 00:51:42,964 Hey, sis. You okay? 956 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,372 Yeah, I'm great. Thanks, Billy. 957 00:51:45,442 --> 00:51:47,376 See, amor, amore. 958 00:51:47,444 --> 00:51:49,878 You say it so beautifully. 959 00:51:49,947 --> 00:51:52,006 All right, so I'm gonna take off, then. 960 00:51:52,082 --> 00:51:54,710 - Okay. - See ya, bro. 961 00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:13,124 So, how'd you get rid of him? 962 00:52:13,203 --> 00:52:15,296 We fooled around for a while, and then I told him, 963 00:52:15,372 --> 00:52:17,340 "Hey, I got an early class." 964 00:52:17,407 --> 00:52:19,341 - You fooled around? - Uh-huh. 965 00:52:19,409 --> 00:52:23,140 Hold on. Now, when we're talking about "fooling around," 966 00:52:23,213 --> 00:52:27,343 are we talking about "fooling around" or... 967 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:31,183 We're talking about "fooling around." 968 00:52:31,254 --> 00:52:33,688 Oh. 969 00:52:33,757 --> 00:52:35,691 It's not like we had sex. 970 00:52:35,759 --> 00:52:38,193 - I didn't say that. - Couldn't find a condom. 971 00:52:38,261 --> 00:52:41,992 - You would have? - Yeah. Probably. 972 00:52:42,065 --> 00:52:45,000 I have midterms coming up. I gotta relieve the stress somehow. 973 00:52:45,068 --> 00:52:49,630 - Wow. That's amazing. - What? 974 00:52:49,706 --> 00:52:51,731 Ju... Just that on any given date, 975 00:52:51,808 --> 00:52:54,436 the possibility exists that you'll have sex with a guy. 976 00:52:54,511 --> 00:52:57,412 Isn't that the point of dating, possibilities? 977 00:52:57,481 --> 00:53:00,450 It's not like I know what's gonna happen in advance. I don't. 978 00:53:00,517 --> 00:53:02,849 Sometimes I think it'd be a whole lot easier to have sex... 979 00:53:02,919 --> 00:53:05,410 than have to sit there and think of something clever to say. 980 00:53:05,489 --> 00:53:08,686 Granted, I haven't been in that situation in a long time, 981 00:53:08,759 --> 00:53:12,593 but I just can't sleep with somebody unless I like them. 982 00:53:12,663 --> 00:53:16,326 - So, you think I'm a slut? - I didn't say that. 983 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,392 - We're just different. - Yeah, you sleep with no one. 984 00:53:19,469 --> 00:53:23,200 - So? - So, do you know any other single, 985 00:53:23,273 --> 00:53:26,208 20-year-old college guys who never sleep with anyone? 986 00:53:26,276 --> 00:53:28,904 - Who don't even try? - Hey, maybe you're trying too hard. 987 00:53:28,979 --> 00:53:31,641 Ryan, you don't try at all. 988 00:53:31,715 --> 00:53:34,650 I just think that it might be making things weird between us. 989 00:53:34,718 --> 00:53:37,186 What? What are you talking about? 990 00:53:37,254 --> 00:53:40,553 Are we friends? I mean, am I your friend... 991 00:53:40,624 --> 00:53:43,752 or have I just become your girlfriend substitute? 992 00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:48,093 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 993 00:53:48,165 --> 00:53:51,100 It's like with me in your life, you never have to try. 994 00:53:51,168 --> 00:53:53,295 That's the beauty of our relationship. 995 00:53:53,370 --> 00:53:57,466 You'll just never get hurt again as long you pretend I'm your girlfriend. 996 00:54:00,444 --> 00:54:05,143 Yeah. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore. 997 00:54:10,854 --> 00:54:13,448 Ryan? 998 00:54:13,523 --> 00:54:17,050 I am so sorry. I didn't mean that. 999 00:54:17,127 --> 00:54:19,061 - Yeah, you did. - No. 1000 00:54:19,129 --> 00:54:21,757 I love hanging out with you. 1001 00:54:21,832 --> 00:54:24,494 I do. You're my most favorite person in the whole world. 1002 00:54:24,568 --> 00:54:27,537 I don't wanna change anything. 1003 00:54:27,604 --> 00:54:29,538 - Maybe you're right. - No, I'm wrong. 1004 00:54:29,606 --> 00:54:32,700 You're just waiting for the right girl to come along, 1005 00:54:32,776 --> 00:54:34,710 and you don't take sex lightly. 1006 00:54:34,778 --> 00:54:37,076 I think that that's a great quality. 1007 00:54:37,147 --> 00:54:42,949 No, l-I think I am hiding behind you or... or us. 1008 00:54:44,654 --> 00:54:46,588 There was this girl at the party the other night. 1009 00:54:46,656 --> 00:54:49,648 A girl girl? You didn't tell me. 1010 00:54:49,726 --> 00:54:52,217 I just blew her off. 1011 00:54:52,295 --> 00:54:54,229 Why? 1012 00:54:54,297 --> 00:54:56,231 I don't know. 1013 00:54:58,468 --> 00:55:00,834 Maybe I should have given her a chance. 1014 00:55:00,904 --> 00:55:04,340 Yeah, you shoulda. 1015 00:55:04,407 --> 00:55:06,432 Well, you still can. 1016 00:55:06,510 --> 00:55:08,535 Why not, right? 1017 00:55:10,714 --> 00:55:13,046 Yeah, why not? 1018 00:55:13,116 --> 00:55:15,050 [Softly] Yeah. 1019 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:21,082 So, is she cute? 1020 00:55:21,158 --> 00:55:23,490 Yeah, I guess. 1021 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,494 Is she cuter than me? 1022 00:55:25,562 --> 00:55:28,122 No. She's thinner. 1023 00:55:28,198 --> 00:55:31,395 [Chuckles] Oh! 1024 00:55:31,568 --> 00:55:34,401 [Man On TV] Let me get this straight. 1025 00:55:34,471 --> 00:55:38,840 - You think that's totally normal. - [Woman] Yes! 1026 00:55:38,909 --> 00:55:42,401 [Scoffs] I have the exact same top. How come it looks better on her? 1027 00:55:42,479 --> 00:55:46,540 'Cause she's anorexic, has fake boobs and a personal trainer. 1028 00:55:46,616 --> 00:55:50,279 - Are you saying I should get my boobs done? - Yeah. Totally. 1029 00:55:50,353 --> 00:55:53,220 - [Laughing] Okay. Come on. - Aah! 1030 00:55:53,290 --> 00:55:57,158 - You can't say this isn't fun. - No, can't I? 1031 00:55:57,227 --> 00:55:59,218 When's the last time we did this, huh? 1032 00:55:59,296 --> 00:56:01,787 I mean, just you and me. It's nice. Don't you think? 1033 00:56:01,865 --> 00:56:03,799 Amy, of course it's nice. 1034 00:56:03,867 --> 00:56:06,392 [Chuckles] I have an idea. What if you... 1035 00:56:06,469 --> 00:56:09,666 had to fail a couple of classes and move back? 1036 00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:11,866 Would that be so bad? 1037 00:56:11,942 --> 00:56:14,809 I mean, it's just... Italy's so incredibly far away. 1038 00:56:14,878 --> 00:56:18,405 Yeah, that's the beauty of it. [Chuckles] 1039 00:56:18,481 --> 00:56:21,348 What about me? What am I supposed to do next year? 1040 00:56:21,418 --> 00:56:24,285 - Nothin'. Just like you did this year. - Mm. 1041 00:56:24,354 --> 00:56:28,017 Ame, maybe with me gone, you know, you'll just get off your fat ass... 1042 00:56:28,091 --> 00:56:30,025 and go and have some fun, huh? 1043 00:56:30,093 --> 00:56:34,029 I don't want to do "nothing" without you, and I don't want to have fun. 1044 00:56:34,097 --> 00:56:36,691 - And I have a great ass. - You do. 1045 00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:38,700 No, you do, you have a great... You have a great ass. 1046 00:56:38,768 --> 00:56:41,737 - [Laughs] Oh! - Mm. 1047 00:56:41,805 --> 00:56:44,000 [Smooching Sound] 1048 00:56:46,343 --> 00:56:49,506 Hey! What are you doing? 1049 00:56:49,579 --> 00:56:51,740 I'm kissing you. 1050 00:56:55,552 --> 00:56:58,817 Oh, God. God, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 1051 00:56:58,889 --> 00:57:00,754 l-I don't know why I did that. I just... 1052 00:57:00,824 --> 00:57:03,384 l-I really wanted to kiss you. 1053 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:06,987 - Oh, my God! I'm such an idiot! - No, Amy! A-Amy! 1054 00:57:10,433 --> 00:57:13,960 Hey, buddy. Watch this. 1055 00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:17,632 [Chuckling] It's like a bridge. 1056 00:57:17,707 --> 00:57:20,369 It is a bridge. 1057 00:57:22,746 --> 00:57:25,681 - Yeah, you're absolutely right. - [Chuckles] 1058 00:57:25,749 --> 00:57:27,842 - Hi! - Hi. 1059 00:57:27,918 --> 00:57:30,853 - Mm. - Mm. - Is Katie coming? 1060 00:57:30,921 --> 00:57:32,855 She's gonna meet us at the bar. I just talked to her. 1061 00:57:32,923 --> 00:57:34,857 - Really? - Uh-huh. 1062 00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:36,825 This is great. This is great! 1063 00:57:36,893 --> 00:57:38,827 She will be the first to experience the new me. 1064 00:57:38,895 --> 00:57:42,831 - Oh, this oughta be good. - Oh, no, I'm serious. No more lies. 1065 00:57:42,899 --> 00:57:44,833 It's like you said, buddy. I don't need to pretend... 1066 00:57:44,901 --> 00:57:46,835 to be someone else for someone else to like me. 1067 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:49,371 - Hey, that's good! - Yeah. 1068 00:57:49,439 --> 00:57:52,875 What you see is what you get: Hunter Unplugged. 1069 00:57:54,244 --> 00:57:56,178 Don't you mean Steve Unplugged # 1070 00:57:58,281 --> 00:58:03,116 # # [Rock] 1071 00:58:04,688 --> 00:58:07,680 - [Jennifer] So, Megan seems nice? - [Ryan] Yeah, she is. 1072 00:58:07,757 --> 00:58:12,194 That, uh, Paul guy. Didn't you go out with him a couple of times before? 1073 00:58:12,262 --> 00:58:15,629 - Yeah. It's working out. - Good for you. 1074 00:58:15,699 --> 00:58:19,430 Hey, Jen. Megan here has never been to the Automotive Museum. 1075 00:58:19,502 --> 00:58:21,595 Imagine that. 1076 00:58:23,039 --> 00:58:25,337 Yeah. [Chuckles] 1077 00:58:25,408 --> 00:58:27,501 Hey, did you guys read how the zoo animals tried... 1078 00:58:27,577 --> 00:58:30,205 to reorganize their cages in alphabetical order? 1079 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,214 Apparently, the aardvarks started it. 1080 00:58:32,282 --> 00:58:35,410 That's right, but the zebras, they vetoed it. 1081 00:58:35,485 --> 00:58:38,886 - Yeah, how did you know? - I just... I don't know. 1082 00:58:38,955 --> 00:58:40,889 I don't get it. 1083 00:58:40,957 --> 00:58:43,118 - [Chuckles] - Me neither. 1084 00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:49,631 So, uh, Katie. How are you liking Berkeley? 1085 00:58:49,699 --> 00:58:52,259 It's a bit overwhelming, right? 1086 00:58:52,335 --> 00:58:54,269 Katie's a double major here on scholarship. 1087 00:58:54,337 --> 00:58:56,862 - I don't know how she does it. - How do you do it? 1088 00:58:56,940 --> 00:58:59,966 I can barely juggle napping and sleeping. 1089 00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:04,173 Well, this may sound a little weird, but I spend a lot of time with the elderly. 1090 00:59:04,247 --> 00:59:06,238 That doesn't sound weird. 1091 00:59:06,316 --> 00:59:08,511 It sounds a little weird. 1092 00:59:08,585 --> 00:59:10,519 Think about it this way: when you're sitting with someone... 1093 00:59:10,587 --> 00:59:14,751 who's been through two wars, marriages, kids, grandkids, 1094 00:59:14,824 --> 00:59:17,315 money problems and disease... 1095 00:59:17,394 --> 00:59:21,490 I mean, getting a "B" on a biology exam doesn't seem like that big of a deal. 1096 00:59:21,564 --> 00:59:23,759 - I think we should do what the Eskimos do. - Mm? 1097 00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:25,767 Just kick the old people out of the igloos. 1098 00:59:25,835 --> 00:59:27,769 Leave them for the polar bears and the storms at sea. 1099 00:59:27,837 --> 00:59:31,864 The minute they can't go on the big hunt anymore, you gotta get rid of them. 1100 00:59:31,941 --> 00:59:36,378 I mean, otherwise... otherwise, they'll just suck us dry. Those bastards. 1101 00:59:38,348 --> 00:59:41,784 - You're kidding, right? - No. No, not at all. 1102 00:59:41,851 --> 00:59:45,309 And take away their driver's license too, while you're at it. 1103 00:59:45,388 --> 00:59:47,686 Hmm? 1104 00:59:49,592 --> 00:59:52,527 What? 1105 00:59:52,595 --> 00:59:55,063 Suddenly, you're not allowed to have an opinion anymore? 1106 00:59:55,131 --> 00:59:58,464 I did what you said. l-I wasn't just agreeing for the sake of it. 1107 00:59:58,535 --> 01:00:01,834 I wasn't just making things up so it would look like we had something in common. 1108 01:00:01,905 --> 01:00:04,999 I did what you said. I was being honest. 1109 01:00:05,075 --> 01:00:09,205 Yeah, but come on. You don't have to say everything that comes in your head. 1110 01:00:09,279 --> 01:00:11,873 So, now I'm being too honest? 1111 01:00:11,948 --> 01:00:13,882 - [Sighs] - You know, I don't know what you want from me. 1112 01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:16,077 I don't know what anyone wants from me. 1113 01:00:23,493 --> 01:00:25,859 [Ryan] So, what happened? 1114 01:00:25,929 --> 01:00:29,592 [Jen] The whole beauty of Paul was that he was never going to settle down, 1115 01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:32,066 and then he fell in love with me. 1116 01:00:32,135 --> 01:00:34,501 There's nothing worse than a bad boy gone soft. 1117 01:00:34,571 --> 01:00:36,937 - [Scoffs] Don't I know it. - He stopped drinking, 1118 01:00:37,006 --> 01:00:40,203 stopped taking drugs, he even stopped cheating on me. 1119 01:00:40,276 --> 01:00:43,336 - No wonder you dumped him. - Yeah. 1120 01:00:43,413 --> 01:00:46,246 It just wasn't working out, you know? 1121 01:00:48,418 --> 01:00:51,615 What's up with what's-her-name? Mary? 1122 01:00:51,688 --> 01:00:54,122 - Megan. - Whatever. 1123 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:56,624 - It's okay. - That's it? 1124 01:00:56,693 --> 01:01:00,424 - What am I supposed to say? - Well, do you like her? 1125 01:01:00,497 --> 01:01:02,431 Is she "the one"? 1126 01:01:02,499 --> 01:01:06,560 I don't know. I'm workin' on it. 1127 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:15,004 - You're the one who wanted to go. - I thought it would make me feel better. 1128 01:01:15,078 --> 01:01:18,309 - And? - I don't know. 1129 01:01:18,381 --> 01:01:21,111 - I mean, it's such a lot of bullshit. - Bullshit? 1130 01:01:21,184 --> 01:01:24,745 Just show me a movie that takes place six months after they get together. 1131 01:01:24,821 --> 01:01:27,619 - You know, when everything starts falling apart? - Jennifer. 1132 01:01:27,690 --> 01:01:31,592 It's just that I don't think that any of us know who we really are, 1133 01:01:31,661 --> 01:01:34,391 so how are we supposed to know who Mr. Right is? 1134 01:01:34,464 --> 01:01:39,197 - # No you can't hurt me now # - # You can't hurt me now # 1135 01:01:39,269 --> 01:01:41,499 How do you know he's Mr. Right? 1136 01:01:41,571 --> 01:01:43,596 Is it because you're both wearing black? 1137 01:01:43,673 --> 01:01:45,641 Drinking cappuccinos? You both have tattoos? 1138 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:48,939 [Sets Down Cup] 1139 01:01:49,012 --> 01:01:52,072 Who... Who here has ever been dumped? 1140 01:01:54,617 --> 01:01:58,781 Okay, who here has... has dumped someone? 1141 01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:01,016 I mean, we've all been in love, 1142 01:02:01,090 --> 01:02:04,321 but we never know that it's not true love until it's over. 1143 01:02:04,394 --> 01:02:07,454 So, what if... there is no "one"? 1144 01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:10,499 Or two, or three, or four or five? 1145 01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:14,264 I mean, what if there's no such thing as true love? 1146 01:02:14,337 --> 01:02:16,828 But we're just too afraid to admit it, so... 1147 01:02:16,906 --> 01:02:19,170 we keep on dressing up. 1148 01:02:19,242 --> 01:02:22,973 We keep on pretending to be something that we're not. 1149 01:02:23,046 --> 01:02:25,446 We keep turning our lives upside down, 1150 01:02:25,515 --> 01:02:28,416 losing ourselves in something that we hope... 1151 01:02:28,484 --> 01:02:31,783 is better than what we think that we are. 1152 01:02:31,854 --> 01:02:35,153 What if that something that we're looking for... 1153 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,894 just doesn't exist? 1154 01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:42,454 # You know you can't touch me now # 1155 01:02:42,532 --> 01:02:45,729 # You can't hold me now # 1156 01:02:45,802 --> 01:02:49,738 # And I got plenty of time # 1157 01:02:49,806 --> 01:02:54,743 # # [Continues, Indistinct] 1158 01:03:06,489 --> 01:03:09,117 - You okay? - [Sniffles] Yeah. 1159 01:03:09,192 --> 01:03:12,889 Fine. I was just working on my fear of public speaking. 1160 01:03:12,962 --> 01:03:15,726 [Sniffles] 1161 01:03:15,798 --> 01:03:19,290 Why does everything just have to be so... 1162 01:03:19,369 --> 01:03:23,772 - just so? - I don't know. 1163 01:03:30,179 --> 01:03:32,113 You're shakin'. 1164 01:03:32,181 --> 01:03:34,945 Well, you let me drink all that damn caffeine. [Laughs Nervously] 1165 01:03:35,018 --> 01:03:36,952 [Groans] 1166 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:40,512 I don't know what's wrong with me. I... 1167 01:03:40,590 --> 01:03:42,751 Maybe you're gettin' your period. 1168 01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:46,352 [Chuckles] Yeah, maybe. 1169 01:04:11,621 --> 01:04:13,555 Wai... Wai... wait a second. 1170 01:04:13,623 --> 01:04:16,114 No. 1171 01:04:16,192 --> 01:04:21,653 # I can't imagine life # 1172 01:04:21,731 --> 01:04:26,430 # Without you by my side # 1173 01:04:26,502 --> 01:04:29,198 # This is love, babe # 1174 01:04:29,272 --> 01:04:32,503 # That I'm feeling # 1175 01:04:32,575 --> 01:04:37,603 # And I'm hopin'that you're feeling the same # 1176 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,046 - # Way # - [Chorus] # Way, too # 1177 01:04:40,116 --> 01:04:45,679 # Things tend to slip my mind # 1178 01:04:45,755 --> 01:04:49,953 # Like how you like to wine # 1179 01:04:50,026 --> 01:04:53,757 # And dine, babe # 1180 01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:56,298 # With romantic lights # 1181 01:04:56,366 --> 01:05:01,099 # You mean a lot to me in so many ways # 1182 01:05:02,605 --> 01:05:08,373 - # Lately # - # Have I told you I love you # 1183 01:05:08,444 --> 01:05:11,379 - # Lately # - # Have I told you # 1184 01:05:11,447 --> 01:05:15,907 - # You still mean the world to me # - # Lately # 1185 01:05:15,985 --> 01:05:20,251 # Have I told you I love you # 1186 01:05:20,323 --> 01:05:22,382 # I'll be your wishing well # 1187 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:25,894 # Tell me what you want # 1188 01:05:25,962 --> 01:05:27,896 # Babe # 1189 01:05:27,964 --> 01:05:33,732 # Don't think twice of our love # 1190 01:05:33,803 --> 01:05:38,433 # I say these things because # 1191 01:05:38,508 --> 01:05:41,409 # I love you # 1192 01:05:41,477 --> 01:05:44,241 # But it's hard to explain # 1193 01:05:44,313 --> 01:05:49,250 # And I'm hoping that you're feeling the same # 1194 01:05:49,318 --> 01:05:52,082 [Female Chorus] # Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh # 1195 01:05:52,155 --> 01:05:58,025 # You know that all of my # 1196 01:05:58,094 --> 01:06:02,428 # Feelings are inside # 1197 01:06:02,498 --> 01:06:05,365 # # [Fades] 1198 01:06:14,644 --> 01:06:16,578 [Birds Chirping, Dog Barking] 1199 01:06:25,588 --> 01:06:29,354 - Hey. - Hi. 1200 01:06:34,964 --> 01:06:37,762 - Where are you going? - Class. 1201 01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:40,359 Oh, no, you're not. You're staying right here. 1202 01:06:40,436 --> 01:06:43,064 - [Chuckles] - Where I can see you. 1203 01:06:43,139 --> 01:06:45,232 I really... have to go. 1204 01:06:45,308 --> 01:06:47,242 You never go to class. 1205 01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:49,244 I know. But that's why I have to go. 1206 01:06:49,312 --> 01:06:52,247 Wait. I'll make us breakfast. 1207 01:06:52,315 --> 01:06:55,478 It's okay. I'm late. 1208 01:07:01,224 --> 01:07:03,658 I'll see you later. 1209 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,921 Is this about Megan? 1210 01:07:08,498 --> 01:07:12,832 - No. - I'm gonna tell her. 1211 01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:16,398 Well, maybe you shouldn't. 1212 01:07:18,241 --> 01:07:20,402 Oh. 1213 01:07:22,078 --> 01:07:24,740 [Softly] We'll talk about this later. Okay? 1214 01:07:26,482 --> 01:07:28,416 Yeah, okay. Okay. 1215 01:07:28,484 --> 01:07:31,681 Just stay as long as you like, and, uh... 1216 01:07:31,754 --> 01:07:33,688 Well, you know where everything is. 1217 01:07:43,266 --> 01:07:45,757 Jen! 1218 01:07:45,835 --> 01:07:48,395 Jen. Hi. 1219 01:07:48,471 --> 01:07:50,632 Um, I have to talk about what happened. 1220 01:07:50,706 --> 01:07:52,936 Amy, it's okay. 1221 01:07:53,009 --> 01:07:54,943 No, it's not okay. But it is okay, 1222 01:07:55,011 --> 01:07:57,241 because I've been thinking about it, and I think what happened is... 1223 01:07:57,313 --> 01:08:00,043 that you're my best friend and I love you and I think I got jealous... 1224 01:08:00,116 --> 01:08:02,346 when you were spending so much time with Ryan, 1225 01:08:02,418 --> 01:08:04,886 and then, with you graduating and everything... and then I think in a weird way, 1226 01:08:04,954 --> 01:08:06,888 I was just desperately trying to keep things the way they were, 1227 01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:09,322 and I did what I did because I was afraid of losing you. 1228 01:08:09,392 --> 01:08:11,656 Isn't that amazing? 1229 01:08:11,727 --> 01:08:15,219 Yeah, without therapy. I came up with that completely on my own. 1230 01:08:15,298 --> 01:08:17,892 I was thinking about us and all the time we spent together, 1231 01:08:17,967 --> 01:08:19,901 and then it hit me like a thunderbolt. 1232 01:08:19,969 --> 01:08:22,767 By kissing you, I was trying to prevent change. 1233 01:08:22,838 --> 01:08:25,329 But maybe change isn't always catastrophic. 1234 01:08:25,408 --> 01:08:28,104 Before we met, I didn't know you at all, right? 1235 01:08:28,177 --> 01:08:30,805 - Right. - Yeah, that was a change! 1236 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,781 I mean, that was a great change. I loved that change. 1237 01:08:33,849 --> 01:08:37,649 I mean, who knows? I mean, maybe I'll kill myself by midterms next year. 1238 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,120 But, then again, maybe I won't. 1239 01:08:40,189 --> 01:08:42,248 You know? Maybe it'll be okay. 1240 01:08:42,325 --> 01:08:45,317 And that's the beauty of change. You know, you never know how things are gonna work out. 1241 01:08:45,394 --> 01:08:49,888 - So, everything's okay? - Yeah, never been better! 1242 01:08:49,966 --> 01:08:52,230 - Ohh. - [Giggles] 1243 01:08:53,669 --> 01:08:55,603 You know, Ryan's in your bed right now. 1244 01:08:57,139 --> 01:09:01,269 - Yeah. - You know he's naked, right? 1245 01:09:01,344 --> 01:09:04,711 - Yeah. - But you know I'm curious, right? 1246 01:09:05,781 --> 01:09:09,911 - Yeah. - So? What happened? 1247 01:09:09,986 --> 01:09:12,955 I think I was afraid of losing him. 1248 01:09:21,931 --> 01:09:23,956 Megan! 1249 01:09:26,035 --> 01:09:27,969 Oh! [Laughs] 1250 01:09:28,037 --> 01:09:30,733 [Jennifer] I'm the one who told him to start dating. 1251 01:09:30,806 --> 01:09:33,240 And then he did. And I didn't get to see him as much, 1252 01:09:33,309 --> 01:09:36,608 and then the whole thing with Paul happened, and seeing him with Mary... 1253 01:09:36,679 --> 01:09:40,240 - Megan. - Whatever. I just wanted to be with him. 1254 01:09:40,316 --> 01:09:44,013 It was a huge mistake. Huge. Huge, big fat mistake. 1255 01:09:44,086 --> 01:09:47,419 We're friends. We're great as friends. 1256 01:09:47,490 --> 01:09:49,424 So, what are you going to do about it? 1257 01:09:49,492 --> 01:09:51,483 I have no idea. 1258 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,494 He takes this kind of thing so seriously, 1259 01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:56,326 and the last thing in the world I want to do is hurt him. 1260 01:09:56,399 --> 01:10:01,166 - [Grunts] - Go to hell, Ryan. Go to hell. 1261 01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:04,663 [Ryan] What if I'm in love with her? 1262 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:07,732 - Are you? - I don't know! Maybe. 1263 01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:10,278 - [Scoffs] What does that mean? - I don't know. 1264 01:10:10,346 --> 01:10:14,442 I just... don't want things to be weird with us. 1265 01:10:14,517 --> 01:10:18,715 Uh, buddy, if you're looking at me for answers, I'm flattered, but, uh, 1266 01:10:18,788 --> 01:10:21,586 you've come to the wrong place. 1267 01:10:21,657 --> 01:10:24,091 If I just pretend like nothing happened, then I'll be... 1268 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,459 lying to myself about feelings I might be feeling. 1269 01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:31,489 But if I tell her how I might be feeling, she'll run, because that's what she does. 1270 01:10:31,567 --> 01:10:33,626 And I know that better than anyone. 1271 01:10:33,703 --> 01:10:35,967 And that's the last thing I want to have happen. 1272 01:10:36,038 --> 01:10:39,872 [Sighs] Being yourself, not being yourself... 1273 01:10:39,942 --> 01:10:42,172 Welcome to my world. 1274 01:11:02,565 --> 01:11:05,261 - Does this feel weird to you? - Oh, yes. 1275 01:11:05,334 --> 01:11:08,269 Okay. Well, maybe we should talk about this. 1276 01:11:08,337 --> 01:11:11,329 - I think that would be good. - All right. It's just... I had this feeling... 1277 01:11:11,407 --> 01:11:14,899 that things might get strange between us because of what happened last night, 1278 01:11:14,977 --> 01:11:17,537 - and I don't want that to happen. - Me neither. 1279 01:11:17,613 --> 01:11:20,707 'Cause we're too good together to let that come between us. 1280 01:11:22,384 --> 01:11:26,013 - It was a mistake. - You think so? 1281 01:11:26,088 --> 01:11:29,751 - Yes. - Yeah, I think you're right. 1282 01:11:29,825 --> 01:11:32,953 I think that we just, you know, we got carried away, 1283 01:11:33,028 --> 01:11:35,622 in the moment, and... you know. 1284 01:11:37,066 --> 01:11:39,728 Yes. 1285 01:11:40,803 --> 01:11:43,670 Last night was really special to me... 1286 01:11:43,739 --> 01:11:46,765 because you're really special to me, Ryan. 1287 01:11:46,842 --> 01:11:50,505 But that's all it was: it was an incredibly special night. 1288 01:11:52,014 --> 01:11:54,107 I just got worried that maybe, 1289 01:11:54,183 --> 01:11:56,583 you know, we'd give it more importance than we should. 1290 01:11:58,687 --> 01:12:01,918 Uh, no. I'm totally with you. 1291 01:12:03,526 --> 01:12:07,053 Great. 1292 01:12:07,129 --> 01:12:11,793 - You didn't tell Megan, did you? - No. No. 1293 01:12:11,867 --> 01:12:14,028 - It's probably better not to. - Yeah. 1294 01:12:14,103 --> 01:12:18,199 [Chuckles] Well, I feel so much lighter. Do you? 1295 01:12:19,408 --> 01:12:21,933 Yes. [Chuckles] 1296 01:12:22,011 --> 01:12:26,778 - So you wanna go fill up on vittles? - Sure. 1297 01:12:26,849 --> 01:12:28,783 Yeah. 1298 01:12:31,754 --> 01:12:34,154 Actually, you know what? I shouldn't. 1299 01:12:34,223 --> 01:12:36,748 I'd like to, but I still have some more studying to do. 1300 01:12:36,826 --> 01:12:40,353 - [Sighs] Really? - Yeah. It's pretty important. 1301 01:12:42,598 --> 01:12:45,294 Okay. You call me? 1302 01:12:45,367 --> 01:12:47,858 - I will. - Yeah? 1303 01:12:47,937 --> 01:12:50,235 Yeah. 1304 01:12:52,074 --> 01:12:56,841 [Man] # Oh, oh, yeah # 1305 01:12:56,912 --> 01:12:59,506 # Baby # 1306 01:12:59,582 --> 01:13:05,145 # I've kept it inside for the longest time # 1307 01:13:05,221 --> 01:13:10,386 # And I can't keep keepin'in # 1308 01:13:10,459 --> 01:13:14,862 # All this love that is in my heart # 1309 01:13:17,066 --> 01:13:21,298 # Maybe it's safer not to say that I care # 1310 01:13:21,370 --> 01:13:27,275 - # Maybe this road won't lead me anywhere # - [Line Ringing] 1311 01:13:27,343 --> 01:13:29,743 - This is Ryan. Leave a message. - [Answering Machine Beeps] 1312 01:13:29,812 --> 01:13:32,372 Hey, it's me. 1313 01:13:32,448 --> 01:13:36,077 Where ya been? What's going on? 1314 01:13:36,151 --> 01:13:39,552 Okay. Well, you know the number. Bye. 1315 01:13:39,622 --> 01:13:41,556 # Tell you what I'm feeling # 1316 01:13:41,624 --> 01:13:44,684 # If I keep these feelings in # 1317 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:50,096 - # And if I don't say the word # - # lf I don't say the word # 1318 01:13:50,165 --> 01:13:54,625 # How will you hear what's inside my heart # 1319 01:13:54,703 --> 01:13:57,638 # How will you know things # 1320 01:13:57,706 --> 01:14:01,039 # If I don't tell you now # 1321 01:14:04,213 --> 01:14:06,943 # Oh, oh # 1322 01:14:10,352 --> 01:14:13,253 # I'd give anything # 1323 01:14:13,322 --> 01:14:15,256 # To be in your dreams # 1324 01:14:15,324 --> 01:14:20,227 # And I can't stand standing by # 1325 01:14:20,296 --> 01:14:23,823 # With this dream locked inside my heart # 1326 01:14:23,899 --> 01:14:25,833 - # My heart # - # My heart # 1327 01:14:25,901 --> 01:14:27,869 [Ringing] 1328 01:14:27,937 --> 01:14:30,497 - This is Ryan. Leave a message. - [Beeping] 1329 01:14:30,572 --> 01:14:33,939 Hey, it's me again. Um... 1330 01:14:34,009 --> 01:14:36,807 Guess I thought I might catch you at home. 1331 01:14:36,879 --> 01:14:42,181 Is everything okay? Would you call me back? Please? 1332 01:14:42,251 --> 01:14:46,551 - All right. Bye. - # I may never get the chance again # 1333 01:14:46,622 --> 01:14:48,590 - # To tell you that I need you # - [Chattering] 1334 01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:51,285 # Tell you what I'm feeling # 1335 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,989 # If I keep these feelings in # 1336 01:14:55,064 --> 01:15:00,366 - # And if I don't say the word # - # lf I don't say the word # 1337 01:15:00,436 --> 01:15:05,032 # How will you hear what's inside my heart # 1338 01:15:05,107 --> 01:15:07,905 # How will you know things # 1339 01:15:07,977 --> 01:15:12,414 # If I don't tell you now # 1340 01:15:12,481 --> 01:15:16,713 # How will you know you're inside my soul # 1341 01:15:16,785 --> 01:15:20,812 # # [Fades] 1342 01:15:23,726 --> 01:15:27,560 Ryan Walker, where the hell have you been? 1343 01:15:27,629 --> 01:15:29,859 - Hey. - Where have you been? 1344 01:15:29,932 --> 01:15:31,866 Studying. 1345 01:15:31,934 --> 01:15:34,334 Well, what's going on? 1346 01:15:34,403 --> 01:15:37,668 - How are you? - Good. 1347 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:40,868 - Busy. - Yeah. Me too. 1348 01:15:40,943 --> 01:15:46,176 I'm all done, so I guess it's good-bye, Berkeley, and hello, real world. 1349 01:15:46,248 --> 01:15:49,149 [Chuckles] 1350 01:15:49,218 --> 01:15:51,880 You wanna go... do something? 1351 01:15:53,455 --> 01:15:58,017 No. You know, I should really get back to studying. 1352 01:15:58,093 --> 01:16:00,118 Okay. 1353 01:16:01,430 --> 01:16:03,796 So, I guess I'll see you around. 1354 01:16:03,866 --> 01:16:07,427 But I'm gone. I mean I'm gone in a few days. 1355 01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:10,631 Guess you won't have time to plan my bon voyage party, huh? 1356 01:16:10,706 --> 01:16:14,733 - Oh, yeah. Italy. - Yeah. 1357 01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:17,506 - You must be excited. - Oh, you know me. 1358 01:16:17,579 --> 01:16:20,207 Any excuse not to shave under my armpits. [Chuckles] 1359 01:16:20,282 --> 01:16:22,614 - I'll be here. - Yeah? 1360 01:16:22,684 --> 01:16:27,781 Wh-When's your last exam? I mean, do you want to go celebrate or something? 1361 01:16:27,856 --> 01:16:30,086 Nah, I'm leaving right after it, so... 1362 01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:36,193 Okay. I guess we'll talk. 1363 01:16:41,970 --> 01:16:44,495 - What's going on? - What? 1364 01:16:44,573 --> 01:16:47,167 What? This! This! What is this? 1365 01:16:47,242 --> 01:16:50,473 I don't know. Nothing's going on. 1366 01:16:50,546 --> 01:16:54,505 Really? Because I just ran into Megan, and she told me that you broke up with her. 1367 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,949 Is that what this is about? 1368 01:16:57,019 --> 01:16:59,078 Because I thought I told you not to tell her anything. 1369 01:16:59,154 --> 01:17:01,122 Yeah, I know. 1370 01:17:02,391 --> 01:17:04,825 - Well, are you upset? Are you... - No! 1371 01:17:04,893 --> 01:17:07,919 - So what's going on? - I don't know! 1372 01:17:07,996 --> 01:17:10,123 Things are different. 1373 01:17:10,199 --> 01:17:13,430 But I thought we talked about that. 1374 01:17:13,502 --> 01:17:16,130 Ryan, I thought that we said that we didn't want anything to be different. 1375 01:17:16,205 --> 01:17:19,606 I thought we said that having sex was just a huge mistake and... 1376 01:17:19,675 --> 01:17:21,939 and I mean... I mean, it was weeks ago now. 1377 01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:24,069 I thought we'd go back to being just friends. I thought that would just... 1378 01:17:24,146 --> 01:17:26,410 - Why was it a mistake? - What? 1379 01:17:26,482 --> 01:17:29,849 You and me. Why was that a mistake? I'm curious. 1380 01:17:31,787 --> 01:17:34,688 We've already talked about... What, do you want to go over it again? 1381 01:17:34,756 --> 01:17:37,156 No, you want to talk? Let's talk. 1382 01:17:37,226 --> 01:17:41,890 Was it a mistake because anything that comes close to real intimacy freaks you out? 1383 01:17:41,964 --> 01:17:44,194 Or just that I'm not good enough for you? 1384 01:17:46,101 --> 01:17:50,060 Ryan, you... you kissed me, and... 1385 01:17:50,139 --> 01:17:52,369 and I responded. 1386 01:17:52,441 --> 01:17:55,501 But I wouldn't have done it if I thought it was gonna end our friendship. 1387 01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:57,875 And neither would I. 1388 01:17:57,946 --> 01:18:01,575 Ryan, if I could take it all back, I would. 1389 01:18:01,650 --> 01:18:04,778 Take it. It's yours. 1390 01:18:04,853 --> 01:18:07,515 Put it on the shelf with all your other one-night stands. 1391 01:18:12,394 --> 01:18:14,328 Why are you doing this? 1392 01:18:14,396 --> 01:18:18,423 Look, that night was as much a surprise to me as it was to you. 1393 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:22,197 But being with you was like going to a place that I had never been before. 1394 01:18:22,271 --> 01:18:25,604 And after you fell asleep, I just laid there, staring up... 1395 01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:29,770 at those cheap fluorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiling. 1396 01:18:29,845 --> 01:18:33,337 And after a while, they just started forming a pattern, 1397 01:18:33,415 --> 01:18:38,478 this weird, glow-in-the-dark pattern that linked together our entire relationship. 1398 01:18:38,554 --> 01:18:41,182 And for the first time, everything seemed clear to me, 1399 01:18:41,256 --> 01:18:43,486 like one logical progression. 1400 01:18:43,559 --> 01:18:45,789 It felt like you and I were the greatest plan ever made, 1401 01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:48,386 and I had nothing to do with it. 1402 01:18:48,463 --> 01:18:52,695 Being with you made me feel that maybe I didn't have to keep planning anymore, 1403 01:18:52,768 --> 01:18:55,236 because it felt like I was actually living, 1404 01:18:55,304 --> 01:18:59,798 and that for once in my life, I wouldn't have to work so hard at being happy. 1405 01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:03,707 That it could just happen. 1406 01:19:06,682 --> 01:19:11,381 Nothing will ever hurt me as much as your reaction to that same experience. 1407 01:19:13,956 --> 01:19:16,151 - Ryan... - What? What? 1408 01:19:16,225 --> 01:19:19,820 You want to go hang out at the library and pretend like nothing happened? 1409 01:19:20,963 --> 01:19:23,295 I can't do that. 1410 01:19:26,468 --> 01:19:29,926 I'm sorry. 1411 01:19:30,005 --> 01:19:31,939 I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. 1412 01:19:32,007 --> 01:19:35,204 Look, you don't have to say anything. 1413 01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:39,069 I have to go. 1414 01:19:39,147 --> 01:19:41,445 Have fun in Italy. 1415 01:20:04,072 --> 01:20:07,906 [Sniffles] I'm gonna miss you so much. 1416 01:20:07,976 --> 01:20:10,501 I'm gonna miss you too. 1417 01:20:10,579 --> 01:20:12,843 E-mail me about anything, okay? 1418 01:20:12,914 --> 01:20:14,848 You know, school, food, 1419 01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:17,248 tall, dark, handsome Italian guys. 1420 01:20:17,319 --> 01:20:19,651 Okay? I want to know everything. 1421 01:20:19,721 --> 01:20:23,088 - Okay, you gotta stop crying now. - Yeah, you stop crying. 1422 01:20:23,158 --> 01:20:26,218 - I'm the one looking down the barrel of a very lonely... - Oh! 1423 01:20:26,295 --> 01:20:29,059 ...final year. 1424 01:20:29,131 --> 01:20:31,326 Jennifer? 1425 01:20:32,968 --> 01:20:34,959 Jennifer. 1426 01:20:35,037 --> 01:20:38,564 - Hey. - Where are you going? 1427 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,370 - Italy. - Right now? 1428 01:20:41,443 --> 01:20:43,673 Miss? 1429 01:20:45,614 --> 01:20:49,812 - How are Ryan's exams going? - Good. Good. They're goin' good. 1430 01:20:51,086 --> 01:20:53,418 - He's doin' okay? - He's doin' great. 1431 01:20:53,488 --> 01:20:55,854 He really... He-He couldn't... 1432 01:20:55,924 --> 01:20:59,325 All right, that's a lie. He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. 1433 01:20:59,394 --> 01:21:01,328 How do you think he is? 1434 01:21:02,397 --> 01:21:05,332 Are we gonna go? 1435 01:21:07,135 --> 01:21:09,069 [Jennifer] I love you. 1436 01:21:14,076 --> 01:21:16,169 [Amy] Bye. 1437 01:21:21,283 --> 01:21:24,446 - [Driver's Door Closes, Engine Starts] - Hi. 1438 01:21:24,519 --> 01:21:27,454 Hi. 1439 01:21:27,522 --> 01:21:29,854 - Are you a... friend ofJennifer's? - Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:21:29,925 --> 01:21:32,393 I'm-I'm Amy. 1441 01:21:32,461 --> 01:21:35,259 Amy? Yeah, yeah. I've heard of you. 1442 01:21:35,330 --> 01:21:38,925 Amy. Of course. Nice to meet you. 1443 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,594 And, uh, your name? 1444 01:21:41,670 --> 01:21:45,037 - Hmm? - What's your name? 1445 01:21:45,107 --> 01:21:47,041 M-My na... My name? 1446 01:21:47,109 --> 01:21:51,239 [Stammering, Chuckling] You know, it's, um... 1447 01:21:52,848 --> 01:21:56,306 It's Steve. My name is Steve. 1448 01:21:56,385 --> 01:22:00,788 Mm-hmm. Well, it's nice to meet you, Steve. 1449 01:22:17,639 --> 01:22:19,607 Going to Europe for the summer? 1450 01:22:19,674 --> 01:22:21,835 Oh. Yeah. [Sniffling] 1451 01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:24,572 Yeah, I just, uh... I just graduated. 1452 01:22:24,646 --> 01:22:27,706 - Congratulations. In what? - Thanks. 1453 01:22:27,783 --> 01:22:29,842 Um, Latin. 1454 01:22:29,918 --> 01:22:33,786 Latin. How interesting. What are you going to do with that? 1455 01:22:36,124 --> 01:22:41,289 Um, I have no idea. 1456 01:22:41,363 --> 01:22:45,697 Well, don't worry. I spent four years at college studying English. 1457 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,860 - I didn't have a clue. - Really? 1458 01:22:47,936 --> 01:22:50,461 Really. Now I run my own company. 1459 01:22:50,539 --> 01:22:54,066 - Oh. - You'll figure out what you want. 1460 01:22:56,478 --> 01:22:58,708 [Ryan's Voice] Why was it a mistake? Was it a mistake... 1461 01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:02,181 because anything that even gets close to real intimacy freaks you out? 1462 01:23:04,419 --> 01:23:06,512 - Stop the van! - [Driver] What? 1463 01:23:06,588 --> 01:23:08,385 - Would you please stop the van? - I can't pull over! 1464 01:23:08,457 --> 01:23:11,051 - Pull over 'cause I'm gettin' out! - [Passengers Clamoring] 1465 01:23:11,126 --> 01:23:13,526 I can't stop the van. We're in the middle of a bridge... 1466 01:23:21,136 --> 01:23:24,264 # And if I don't say the word # 1467 01:23:24,339 --> 01:23:29,743 - # lf I don't say the word # - # How will you hear what's inside my heart # 1468 01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:32,336 - Ryan? - # How would you know that # 1469 01:23:32,414 --> 01:23:36,441 # If I don't tell you now # 1470 01:23:36,518 --> 01:23:39,578 [Ryan] Nothing will ever hurt me as much as your reaction... 1471 01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,588 to that same experience. 1472 01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:45,251 # If I don't tell you now # 1473 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,064 Ame? 1474 01:23:56,238 --> 01:23:58,763 Ame? 1475 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:02,970 Wha... What are you doing here? 1476 01:24:03,044 --> 01:24:06,707 - I don't know. - Oh, what's... what's wrong? 1477 01:24:06,781 --> 01:24:10,080 - What happened? - I don't know. I just, uh... 1478 01:24:10,151 --> 01:24:12,085 - I just can't... - [Man Coughing] 1479 01:24:13,188 --> 01:24:15,554 Is somebody here? 1480 01:24:15,624 --> 01:24:18,149 - Yeah. [Chuckles] - Who? 1481 01:24:18,226 --> 01:24:20,660 Oh, it doesn't matter. Just tell me what's wrong. 1482 01:24:20,729 --> 01:24:22,993 - Amy, who's here? - [Door Opening] 1483 01:24:23,064 --> 01:24:27,501 - [Satisfied Sigh] - Hunter? Hunter! - Hunter? 1484 01:24:27,569 --> 01:24:30,595 - It's a long story. - Hunter, where's Ryan? 1485 01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:32,663 He's on his way back to L.A. 1486 01:24:32,741 --> 01:24:34,971 [Softly] Oh. 1487 01:24:35,043 --> 01:24:37,807 I think he was catching the 4:00 shuttle. 1488 01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:40,040 - 4:00? - Mm-hmm. 1489 01:24:41,616 --> 01:24:44,642 - Which airline? - Sky Southwest. 1490 01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:46,653 Thank you. [Laughs] 1491 01:24:51,426 --> 01:24:55,055 - [Sighs Deeply] - Hunter? 1492 01:24:57,632 --> 01:24:59,566 You can call me Tiger. 1493 01:24:59,634 --> 01:25:02,102 - [Laughing] - [Roaring] 1494 01:25:03,238 --> 01:25:06,332 [Jet Engines Whining] 1495 01:25:06,408 --> 01:25:09,241 [Pilot On Intercom] Good afternoon, folks. Sorry about the delay. 1496 01:25:09,311 --> 01:25:12,542 We'll be headed out for the runway in just a minute. 1497 01:25:12,614 --> 01:25:15,048 [Sighs] 1498 01:25:15,116 --> 01:25:17,676 - [Bell Dinging] - Put your seat back, please. 1499 01:25:20,121 --> 01:25:22,089 - Can I help you, sir? - I don't know. 1500 01:25:22,157 --> 01:25:25,991 Can... you bring me a glass of water, please? 1501 01:25:26,061 --> 01:25:28,552 I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have to wait until we're airborne. 1502 01:25:28,630 --> 01:25:30,564 Just be a few minutes. 1503 01:25:34,903 --> 01:25:38,999 Te amo. 1504 01:25:39,074 --> 01:25:42,441 Te amo, Ryan Walker. 1505 01:25:44,279 --> 01:25:46,440 I think she's talking to you. 1506 01:25:46,514 --> 01:25:50,951 Please, ma'am. You're going to have to take your seat now. 1507 01:25:54,389 --> 01:25:58,553 Did you hear what I said? I love you. 1508 01:25:58,627 --> 01:26:01,687 And I'm not going to Italy. I'm staying here with you. 1509 01:26:03,765 --> 01:26:05,858 - It's too late. - No. 1510 01:26:05,934 --> 01:26:11,201 Everything that you said about that night, I felt it too. And it scared me. 1511 01:26:11,272 --> 01:26:15,299 I was scared to lose you. But I was even more scared... 1512 01:26:15,377 --> 01:26:18,642 to let myself love you, because every time that I let love in, 1513 01:26:18,713 --> 01:26:21,045 somebody comes along and takes it away. 1514 01:26:21,116 --> 01:26:23,346 And it just hurts so bad. 1515 01:26:23,418 --> 01:26:25,443 But I'm tired of being afraid. 1516 01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:29,752 Ma'am? Hi, I need you to turn around and put your seat belt on. 1517 01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:33,692 I just made the most important decision of my entire life. 1518 01:26:33,762 --> 01:26:37,323 - You want me to put on my seat belt? - Yes, I do. 1519 01:26:37,399 --> 01:26:40,800 Okay. 1520 01:26:40,869 --> 01:26:44,100 [Seat Belt Clicking] 1521 01:26:44,172 --> 01:26:47,573 What about six months from now? How do I know you'll be happy then? 1522 01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:50,338 Well, how do I know you'll be happy? 1523 01:26:50,412 --> 01:26:52,346 I mean, how do we know anything? 1524 01:26:52,414 --> 01:26:54,382 How do we know that the plane isn't gonna crash? 1525 01:26:54,449 --> 01:26:56,713 - [Woman] We're gonna crash? - All righty, I'm not asking you again. 1526 01:26:56,785 --> 01:27:00,846 You're required by law to fasten your seat belts. Both of you. Now. 1527 01:27:04,926 --> 01:27:06,860 - [Sighs] - [Seat Belt Clicking] 1528 01:27:09,264 --> 01:27:11,755 I need you. 1529 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,495 And that's a really hard thing for me to accept. 1530 01:27:14,569 --> 01:27:19,165 But it's a whole lot easier than imagining my life without you. 1531 01:27:20,975 --> 01:27:23,307 I want to do laundry with you, Ryan. 1532 01:27:28,883 --> 01:27:31,511 But you send your laundry out. 1533 01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:37,556 - Not anymore. - You want to switch? 1534 01:27:38,893 --> 01:27:40,827 Yeah. 1535 01:27:42,630 --> 01:27:44,621 [Stewardess] Will you two please sit down? 1536 01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:49,067 [Seat Belt Clicking] 1537 01:27:49,137 --> 01:27:51,298 - Oh. - What? What is it? 1538 01:27:51,372 --> 01:27:54,000 It's just the whole laundry thing. It's a metaphor, right? 1539 01:27:54,075 --> 01:27:56,509 [Chuckles] Don't worry. I'll show you how. 1540 01:27:56,578 --> 01:27:59,513 [Engines Whining] 1541 01:27:59,581 --> 01:28:01,913 [Gasping] One, two, three, four... 1542 01:28:01,983 --> 01:28:04,383 You should just try breathing. It'll help you relax. 1543 01:28:04,452 --> 01:28:07,182 ...seven, eight... - Trust me? 1544 01:28:13,828 --> 01:28:23,601 # 1545 01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:27,607 # # [David Mead, "The World Of A King"] 1546 01:29:02,265 --> 01:29:05,359 # # [Ends] 1547 01:29:02,265 --> 01:29:05,359 # # [Ends] 1548 01:29:06,937 --> 01:29:08,871 [Beeping] 1549 01:29:06,937 --> 01:29:08,871 [Beeping] 1550 01:29:12,943 --> 01:29:15,673 [Sniffing] That's lovely. 1551 01:29:12,943 --> 01:29:15,673 [Sniffing] That's lovely. 1552 01:29:15,746 --> 01:29:17,680 My mother wears the same scent. 1553 01:29:15,746 --> 01:29:17,680 My mother wears the same scent. 1554 01:29:20,617 --> 01:29:23,245 Looking for something... Oh! 1555 01:29:20,617 --> 01:29:23,245 Looking for something... Oh! 1556 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:25,447 - Ooh. Oh. - I got it. 1557 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:25,447 - Ooh. Oh. - I got it. 1558 01:29:25,522 --> 01:29:27,513 - All right. - So sorry. [Chuckles] 1559 01:29:25,522 --> 01:29:27,513 - All right. - So sorry. [Chuckles] 1560 01:29:27,591 --> 01:29:30,788 I'm really... Actually, I was... 1561 01:29:27,591 --> 01:29:30,788 I'm really... Actually, I was... 1562 01:29:30,861 --> 01:29:34,456 I was in the market for some Cheetah pants. 1563 01:29:30,861 --> 01:29:34,456 I was in the market for some Cheetah pants. 1564 01:29:40,704 --> 01:29:43,002 [Woman Chattering] 1565 01:29:40,704 --> 01:29:43,002 [Woman Chattering] 1566 01:29:43,073 --> 01:29:45,507 [Laughing] 1567 01:29:43,073 --> 01:29:45,507 [Laughing] 1568 01:29:52,249 --> 01:29:54,183 Oh, my God. 1569 01:29:52,249 --> 01:29:54,183 Oh, my God. 1570 01:29:54,251 --> 01:29:57,414 You're all Victoria's Secret supermodels. 1571 01:29:54,251 --> 01:29:57,414 You're all Victoria's Secret supermodels. 1572 01:29:57,487 --> 01:29:59,978 What are you doing in our dressing room? 1573 01:29:57,487 --> 01:29:59,978 What are you doing in our dressing room? 1574 01:30:00,056 --> 01:30:02,183 Well, all the other rooms were full. 1575 01:30:00,056 --> 01:30:02,183 Well, all the other rooms were full. 1576 01:30:02,259 --> 01:30:06,320 And I, uh, I had to change. So... 1577 01:30:02,259 --> 01:30:06,320 And I, uh, I had to change. So... 1578 01:30:06,396 --> 01:30:08,956 This is where we get changed. 1579 01:30:06,396 --> 01:30:08,956 This is where we get changed. 1580 01:30:09,032 --> 01:30:11,000 Right. [Nervous Chuckle] 1581 01:30:09,032 --> 01:30:11,000 Right. [Nervous Chuckle] 1582 01:30:11,067 --> 01:30:13,194 Well, don't let me stop ya. [Laughs] 1583 01:30:11,067 --> 01:30:13,194 Well, don't let me stop ya. [Laughs] 1584 01:30:13,270 --> 01:30:16,603 - [Chuckling] - You're fun. 1585 01:30:13,270 --> 01:30:16,603 - [Chuckling] - You're fun. 1586 01:30:16,673 --> 01:30:19,301 And we love funny guys. 1587 01:30:16,673 --> 01:30:19,301 And we love funny guys. 1588 01:30:24,614 --> 01:30:27,981 Have you ever been with four women before? 1589 01:30:24,614 --> 01:30:27,981 Have you ever been with four women before? 1590 01:30:28,051 --> 01:30:31,282 Once I had lunch with my mom and her three sisters, 1591 01:30:28,051 --> 01:30:31,282 Once I had lunch with my mom and her three sisters, 1592 01:30:31,354 --> 01:30:34,482 but I don't think that... counts. 1593 01:30:31,354 --> 01:30:34,482 but I don't think that... counts. 1594 01:30:36,359 --> 01:30:39,294 [Mouthing Words] 1595 01:30:36,359 --> 01:30:39,294 [Mouthing Words] 1596 01:30:39,362 --> 01:30:41,296 [Farting] 1597 01:30:39,362 --> 01:30:41,296 [Farting] 1598 01:30:42,933 --> 01:30:45,060 - What? - [Farting Continues] 1599 01:30:42,933 --> 01:30:45,060 - What? - [Farting Continues] 1600 01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,831 No, that's not me. I swear. 1601 01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,831 No, that's not me. I swear. 1602 01:30:47,904 --> 01:30:51,567 - We know. It's us. - Supermodels fart? 1603 01:30:47,904 --> 01:30:51,567 - We know. It's us. - Supermodels fart? 1604 01:30:51,641 --> 01:30:53,575 [Supermodels] Yes. 1605 01:30:51,641 --> 01:30:53,575 [Supermodels] Yes. 1606 01:30:53,643 --> 01:30:55,907 How do you think we stay so thin? 1607 01:30:53,643 --> 01:30:55,907 How do you think we stay so thin? 1608 01:30:55,979 --> 01:30:58,470 [Farting] 1609 01:30:55,979 --> 01:30:58,470 [Farting] 1610 01:30:58,548 --> 01:31:01,676 - Does it turn you on? - [Farting Continues] 1611 01:30:58,548 --> 01:31:01,676 - Does it turn you on? - [Farting Continues] 1612 01:31:01,751 --> 01:31:06,484 Uh... yeah. 1613 01:31:01,751 --> 01:31:06,484 Uh... yeah. 1614 01:31:06,556 --> 01:31:10,515 - You do it. - What, fart? 1615 01:31:06,556 --> 01:31:10,515 - You do it. - What, fart? 1616 01:31:10,594 --> 01:31:14,496 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Don't you want to turn us on? 1617 01:31:10,594 --> 01:31:14,496 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Don't you want to turn us on? 1618 01:31:14,564 --> 01:31:16,532 Yes! 1619 01:31:14,564 --> 01:31:16,532 Yes! 1620 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,534 Yes, I do. 1621 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,534 Yes, I do. 1622 01:31:18,602 --> 01:31:20,433 Okay. [Chuckles] 1623 01:31:18,602 --> 01:31:20,433 Okay. [Chuckles] 1624 01:31:20,504 --> 01:31:22,438 Fart. 1625 01:31:20,504 --> 01:31:22,438 Fart. 1626 01:31:26,243 --> 01:31:28,177 My uncle died this way. 1627 01:31:26,243 --> 01:31:28,177 My uncle died this way. 1628 01:31:28,245 --> 01:31:30,873 He shot an aneurysm. 1629 01:31:28,245 --> 01:31:30,873 He shot an aneurysm. 1630 01:31:30,947 --> 01:31:33,211 - Less talk, okay? More fart. - More fart. 1631 01:31:30,947 --> 01:31:33,211 - Less talk, okay? More fart. - More fart. 1632 01:31:33,283 --> 01:31:35,478 More fart. 1633 01:31:33,283 --> 01:31:35,478 More fart. 1634 01:31:39,756 --> 01:31:42,589 [Loud, Bass Farting] 1635 01:31:39,756 --> 01:31:42,589 [Loud, Bass Farting] 1636 01:31:42,659 --> 01:31:44,593 [Groaning] 1637 01:31:42,659 --> 01:31:44,593 [Groaning] 1638 01:31:44,661 --> 01:31:47,129 - Huh? Huh? - God, that was so... 1639 01:31:44,661 --> 01:31:47,129 - Huh? Huh? - God, that was so... 1640 01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:49,165 - [Supermodels Groan Disgustedly] - What? 1641 01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:49,165 - [Supermodels Groan Disgustedly] - What? 1642 01:31:49,232 --> 01:31:51,257 Where are you goin'? Hey! 1643 01:31:49,232 --> 01:31:51,257 Where are you goin'? Hey! 1644 01:31:51,334 --> 01:31:53,268 Didn't I turn you on? 1645 01:31:51,334 --> 01:31:53,268 Didn't I turn you on? 1646 01:31:56,806 --> 01:31:59,502 There you have it. Every night, for the last week. 1647 01:31:56,806 --> 01:31:59,502 There you have it. Every night, for the last week. 1648 01:31:59,576 --> 01:32:01,601 Same dream. 1649 01:31:59,576 --> 01:32:01,601 Same dream. 1650 01:32:01,678 --> 01:32:04,909 So, what do you think it means? 1651 01:32:01,678 --> 01:32:04,909 So, what do you think it means? 1652 01:32:04,981 --> 01:32:07,677 I don't know. 1653 01:32:04,981 --> 01:32:07,677 I don't know. 1654 01:32:07,751 --> 01:32:09,878 Were you breast-fed as a child? 1655 01:32:07,751 --> 01:32:09,878 Were you breast-fed as a child? 1656 01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:13,155 I knew this was a mistake. 1657 01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:13,155 I knew this was a mistake. 1658 01:32:18,161 --> 01:32:21,494 # # [Apollo Four Forty, "Stop the Rock"] 1659 01:32:18,161 --> 01:32:21,494 # # [Apollo Four Forty, "Stop the Rock"] 1660 01:33:00,103 --> 01:33:05,735 # # [Filtered, Machine-Like Voice, Indistinct] 1661 01:33:00,103 --> 01:33:05,735 # # [Filtered, Machine-Like Voice, Indistinct] 1662 01:33:15,819 --> 01:33:18,617 # Can't stop # 1663 01:33:15,819 --> 01:33:18,617 # Can't stop # 1664 01:33:18,688 --> 01:33:21,623 # Can't stop # 1665 01:33:18,688 --> 01:33:21,623 # Can't stop # 1666 01:33:21,691 --> 01:33:24,888 # Can't stop Can't stop the rock # 1667 01:33:21,691 --> 01:33:24,888 # Can't stop Can't stop the rock # 1668 01:33:24,961 --> 01:33:28,124 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1669 01:33:24,961 --> 01:33:28,124 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1670 01:33:28,198 --> 01:33:31,292 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1671 01:33:28,198 --> 01:33:31,292 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1672 01:33:31,368 --> 01:33:34,531 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1673 01:33:31,368 --> 01:33:34,531 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1674 01:33:34,604 --> 01:33:37,630 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1675 01:33:34,604 --> 01:33:37,630 # You can't stop the rock Can't stop the rock # 1676 01:33:37,707 --> 01:33:39,140 # You can't stop # 1677 01:33:37,707 --> 01:33:39,140 # You can't stop # 1678 01:34:09,140 --> 01:34:19,140 Subtitle Ripped by ~ GRuPo UToPiA ~ www.grupoutopia.cjb.net