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<i><font color="lime" size=20>Transformers :</font>
<font color="000FFF" size=19>Revenge of the Fallen (2009)</font></i>

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- Earth.
Birth place of the human race.

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A species much like our own.

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Capable of great compassion...

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17,000 BC.

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and great violence.

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For in our quest
to protect the humans,

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a deeper revelation dawns.

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Our worlds have met before.

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Here, here.

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Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

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Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today

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- Breaking news at Shanghai.

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- There's been a major toxic spill
on the Shanghai Central District.

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- Citizens today-
- For today,

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- our topic that's a
developing story for you,

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- we will bring you
any new information

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- as we get it...

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Pentagon: NEST Central Command

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- What's the status?
- Sea hawks approaching target.

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Three minutes until
evacuation's complete, sir.

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Chinese airspace has
been locked and sealed.

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One mile radius.

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Alright, give NEST team the go.

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Black Hawks, clear to land.

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# Ding-a-ling, come out
and get your ice cream #

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Any bad robot out there better
get ready for an ass-whooping.

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[Popsicles]

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- For the last two years,
an advanced team of new Autobots

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- has taken refuge here
under my command.

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- Arcees, get ready to launch.

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We're locked and loaded.

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- Together, we form an
alliance with the humans.

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- A secret,
a brave squad of soldiers.

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Alright, listen up

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Time is covering this story as toxic spill.

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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.

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This makes six enemy
contacts in eight months.

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We gotta make sure this one
does not get out the public eyes

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so keep it tight.

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- A classified strike team
called NEST.

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- We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes,

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- hiding in different
countries around the globe.

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Rolling Alpha through Echo now.

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Alright, Ironhide.

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We got echoes. Vamos.

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To the stacks. Two o'clock.

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He's here.

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I smell him.

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It's close. It's getting closer.

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Oh, no.

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What do we got?

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It's three ripple.

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Alright, everybody, be steady.

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We're right on top of it.

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Ease on fire.

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Hand to one.
Requesting fire mission now!

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Gunships on station. Rolling hot.

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We intercepted a Decepticon.

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Arcee twins, target coming your way.

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Watch out!

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I screwed that up.
I'm okay, I'm alright.

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This is kinda bad, man.
What's wrong with you?

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Three inside swipe.

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Clear the path.

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Damn, I'm good.

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Air support, we need Big Booter
delivered and dropped now.

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Code 9-A...

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Dropping in five,
four, three, two, one.

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Autobots, I'm in pursuit.

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Pull over.

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Punk-ass Decepticon,

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any last words?

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This is not your planet to rule.

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The Fallen shall rise again.

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That doesn't sound good.

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Not today.

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Come on, let's go.
All hands on deck.

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Frankie, Mojo, out.

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Come on, kiddo,

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- we're on a schedule here.
- Slow down, Dad.

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Why are you in such a
hurry to get rid of me, huh?

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Did you rent the room out?

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No, I got other ideas for your room

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and it rhymes with home theater.

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Look what I found. It's
your little baby booties.

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Oh, Ma...

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Oh my little baby,
booty boy, you can't go.

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. You see this, Dad?
That's not how you're supposed to react

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when the fruit of your loins goes out
on patrol to prep for himself, okay?

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Yeah, my heart breaks for
you, pal. College, bummer.

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You have to come home every holiday,

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not just big ones.

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You have to come home for Halloween.

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I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.

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- We'll come to you.
- No, we're not going anywhere.

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- You dress up, we'll be in
costumes. - You-You can't do that.

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Would you let the kid
breathe, for crying out loud?

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Come on, go, pack!

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There's no way you're packed

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for a month long trip. Come on!

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Chop-chop. Let's go!

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March, young lady.

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Oh, oh, Dad!

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I love you when you call me
young lady, you dirty old man.

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Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?

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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.

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It's not a rap video.

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Just like a coach thing, you know.

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That's a really creepy move just now, Dad.

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Look, you're the hero, uh...

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Your mother and me are
really, really proud of you.

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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.

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Now I'm crying again. This sucks!

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You're gonna be okay, Ma.

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Now this is going to be, uh...

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you know, hard for her to...

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accept that her boy's
all grown up, you know.

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Going out to handle
the world on his own.

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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.

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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

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Get the hell of the couch,
ya filthy beasts!

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Wow.

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You see a lot of that in college too.

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What are you talking about, Dad?

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There's gonna be a lot of women there.

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Yeah, well, I'm the
one-woman kind of guy.

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Look, Mikaela is the greatest,

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but you gotta give each
other room to grow, okay?

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You're no different than
any other couple your age.

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Till we discovered
an alien race together.

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How long are you gonna
be riding that scooter?

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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.

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We're the exception, okay?

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Wait a second...

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- Oh, who could that be?
- Two weeks, it could be Muffy.

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Hey, beautiful.

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- I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?sure?

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I don't hear a lot of conviction.

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Well, I am, okay?

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So there's no reason for me
to come say goodbye to you.

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Wow, you almost sounded
serious that time.

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- Guess what?

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I made you a
long-distance relationship kit.

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Yeah, I got you a webcam
so we can chat 24/7.

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All Witwicky all the time.

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- I got you a couple of souvenirs

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- that you bet that cannot
be mentioned on cell phone.

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Some mixes and candles and stuff...

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Sounds cute, I can't wait.

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- Oh, hey!

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You want the infamous D-Day shirt?

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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

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Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.

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It's like my Superbowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.

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Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?

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No, it's not that.

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It's just that my low
self-esteem's at an all-time high.

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Do you think your little
box of souvenirs

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is gonna keep me from leaving you?

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You really should come with me,

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they got cheap apartments in campus.

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Well, that's not gonna happen

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until I get my man child
father rushed out of prison,

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back on his feet.

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I heard that.

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- Where did you put the clutch covers?

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- Next to the cam shafts.

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I love it when you say cam
shafts. Whisper it to me.

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Cam shafts.

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- God, I hate you.

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It's my Witwicky charm.

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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

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- I guess we're not breaking up.

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I'll be over in 20 min.

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Mikaela...

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I think this little bit
Cube got stuck on my shirt.

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- Sam?

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Oh God! It's a fire!

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Dad, we got a fire!

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Fire!

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Ron, did you know it
was gonna be this hard?

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C- Can you just stop?

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- Yeah, okay, I'll stop.
- Just wait...

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- You carry this shit.
- I'll-I'll...

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- Wow!
- You know what?

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I don't wanna go anywhere with you.

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I don't wanna go to France with you.

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I don't wanna go around
the corner with you.

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- Alright, fine.
- I'm just going back inside.

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I'll call you from Paris.

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What is all the racket?

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- Whoa.
- Sam?

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- Whoa, whoa.
- Dad...

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- What was that?
- It's the whole kitchen!

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Help me...
Oh my-

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Bumblebee!

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Oh, jeez!

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Phone 9-1-1.

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Bumblebee! Get in the garage.

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What the frick is happening?

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What happened to restraint, man?

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Just go in the garage, quietly please?

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Holy mother!

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Oh, my God!

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I- In the garage, now!

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Power's out! Get the cops out!

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Come on, you guys. What
are you waiting for?

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My house is on fire!

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- What happened?
- Come here.

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Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver.

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Put it in your purse, right now.

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- Sam Witwicky...
- Yes, Mom.

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- A word with you.
- Yeah.

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- Hi, Mikaela.
- Hi.

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- I have a bald spot.
- Oh.

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- An old furnace, I think.
- Become a waffle iron.

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When you go, he goes.

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I cannot live with this
psychotic alien in my garage.

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Judy, shh.

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National security.

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Look, if we stay quiet, they're
gonna take care of everything.

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Just consider this the official
start of a remodel, okay?

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Fine. If the government's
paying, I want a pool...

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- and a hot tub.
- Fine. Okay.

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And I'm gonna skinny-dip and
you can't say shit about it!

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Yeah, you know you're a tool.

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- He's having voice problems.
- He's playing it up.

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Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?

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I'm so excited

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Hey.

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I'm not taking you with me.

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I wanna wait outside, okay?

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I wanted to tell you about this earlier.

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It's just that- You know,

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Here's the thing.

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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

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I know, and if it was up to me, I'd
take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

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Look, you're an Autobot.

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You shouldn't be living
in my dad's garage.

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I mean, you're suffocating in here.

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You deserve better than this.

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This is hard enough, man,

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don't make it harder. Can
you just look at me, please?

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Come on, big guy.

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00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:35,068
Look, the guardian thing is
done, okay? You did your job.

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Look, I'm safe now.

249
00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:39,030
You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.

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I just want to be normal, Bee.

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That's why I'm going to college.

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I can't do that with you.

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It's not the last time I'm
gonna see you, you know, Bee.

254
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:51,123
Come on, don't do that.
Bee. You're killing me, Bee.

255
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,794
But you'll always be my first car.

256
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,713
Love you, Bee.

257
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,268
Wow!

258
00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:09,264
Between state farm and the
taxpayers, we're all taken care of.

259
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,307
- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop, stop.

260
00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,891
- What?
- It's-I'm okay.

261
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:13,768
Well, look.

262
00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:15,769
So you think you can make it

263
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:17,604
through those East
Coast winners without me?

264
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,398
You're like the best thing
that ever happened to me.

265
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:20,940
And?

266
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:24,860
- And I'll do anything for you.
- And?

267
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,779
- I think Sam's about to say the L word.
- Let's go, kiddo.

268
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,323
Nice timing, Dad.

269
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,616
I... adore you.

270
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,743
That's not the word that
I wanna hear right now.

271
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:35,411
What are you talking about?

272
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:36,370
It's the same word as the other word.

273
00:17:36,412 --> 00:17:38,455
- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I said the other word now,

274
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,831
you forced me to say won't mean anything.

275
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:40,833
Plus, you haven't said it either.

276
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,117
So don't get mad at me for not saying it.

277
00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:43,091
Yeah, but I haven't said it

278
00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,919
because guys always run
when you say it first.

279
00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:45,962
Yeah, well, so do girls.

280
00:17:46,004 --> 00:17:47,754
Especially, girls like you with options.

281
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:51,842
So this is all part of your elaborate plan

282
00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:53,010
to keep me interested?

283
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,552
Can be.

284
00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:56,763
Ain't those working?

285
00:17:57,513 --> 00:17:58,598
Have a kiss.

286
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:01,767
We'll make it work, I promise.

287
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:07,813
[SONG: Never Say Never BAND: The Fray]

288
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,419
The female has the Cube fragment.

289
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:39,424
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

290
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,051
Retrieve it.

291
00:18:45,638 --> 00:18:48,140
NEST: Secret Operations,
Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean

292
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:05,530
- Autobot twins,
report to Hangar Three.

293
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,284
Excuse me, excuse me.

294
00:19:10,326 --> 00:19:13,954
Hello. Those are nice. Yeah,
baby, it's upgrade time.

295
00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:16,997
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come
on, let me call right here.

296
00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:19,124
Time to get my sexy on with the green.

297
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,960
Green? Oh no,

298
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,461
Green is mine, I call green.

299
00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:23,420
Be my body.

300
00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:27,590
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.

301
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:29,383
It's supposed to hurt.
It's an ass kicking.

302
00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:58,200
Director Galloway, what an honor.

303
00:19:58,235 --> 00:19:58,898
Let me show you around

304
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,602
but you gotta be in the
classified access list.

305
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:01,276
I am now.

306
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:02,729
Presidential order, Major.

307
00:20:03,104 --> 00:20:05,982
I got a message for your
classified space buddies.

308
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,775
You guys made a mess at Shanghai.

309
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,280
Alright, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS.

310
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,991
And this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.

311
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,204
Secured line to JCS is up, Major.

312
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:24,581
US Military Satellite

313
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,143
- Secured line to the Pentagon now.

314
00:20:49,811 --> 00:20:52,522
- Saw the Shanghai op.
It was a rough day.

315
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:53,355
- Yes, sir.

316
00:20:53,939 --> 00:20:56,566
- We have intel that I believe
warns an immediate debrief.

317
00:20:56,608 --> 00:20:59,026
- Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him

318
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:01,320
- but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.

319
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:02,321
Proceed.

320
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,046
You gotta wonder.

321
00:21:22,756 --> 00:21:26,383
God made us in his image. Who made him?

322
00:21:27,343 --> 00:21:32,180
General, our alliance has countermanded
6 Decepticon incursions this year.

323
00:21:32,305 --> 00:21:34,808
Each on a different continent.

324
00:21:35,142 --> 00:21:37,727
- They're clearly searching
around the world for something.

325
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:41,146
- But last night's encounter
came with a warning:

326
00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:44,065
- The Fallen shall rise again.

327
00:21:44,315 --> 00:21:46,276
"The Fallen. " Meaning what?

328
00:21:46,568 --> 00:21:47,818
Origin: Unknown.

329
00:21:47,853 --> 00:21:49,069
They only recorded

330
00:21:49,111 --> 00:21:52,573
- history of our race was
contained within the All-Spark,

331
00:21:52,698 --> 00:21:54,333
- lost with its destruction.

332
00:21:54,368 --> 00:21:55,533
Excuse me!

333
00:21:56,826 --> 00:22:00,746
With this so-called
"All-Spark" now destroyed,

334
00:22:01,163 --> 00:22:03,749
why hasn't the enemy left the planet

335
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,125
like you thought they would?

336
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,544
- Director Galloway,
our national security advisor.

337
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:09,420
- The President just
appointed him liasion.

338
00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:12,839
- Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

339
00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:18,136
Forgive the interruption,
General. Excuse me, coming through.

340
00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:20,096
Excuse me, excuse me...

341
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,774
After all the damage in Shanghai,

342
00:22:23,816 --> 00:22:25,150
- the President is, uh...

343
00:22:25,484 --> 00:22:27,486
hard-pressed to say the job's getting done.

344
00:22:29,071 --> 00:22:34,409
Now, under the classified
Alien Autobot Cooperation Act,

345
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:37,578
- you are agreeing to
share your intel with us,

346
00:22:37,619 --> 00:22:39,872
but not your advancements in weaponry.

347
00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:43,541
We've witnessed your
human capacity for war.

348
00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:47,419
It would absolutely
bring more harm than good.

349
00:22:47,544 --> 00:22:50,470
But who are you to
judge what's best for us?

350
00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:52,674
With all due respect, we've
been fighting side-by-side

351
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:54,217
in the field for two years.

352
00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:57,345
We've shared blood, sweat
and precious metal together.

353
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,431
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.

354
00:23:00,472 --> 00:23:01,724
Don't tempt me.

355
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:02,891
And the, uh...

356
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,476
- The newest members of your team...
- Easy...

357
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:09,147
I understand they arrived here
after you sent a message into space.

358
00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:11,190
An open invitation to come to Earth,

359
00:23:11,231 --> 00:23:12,900
- vetted by no one at the White House.

360
00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,067
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.

361
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,612
It was vetted right here.

362
00:23:16,653 --> 00:23:20,056
- And in my experience, the judgement
of both Major Lennox and his team

363
00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:23,708
has always been above reproach.

364
00:23:23,743 --> 00:23:26,578
- Well be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President

365
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,663
- that when our
national security is at stake,

366
00:23:29,788 --> 00:23:32,291
- no one is above reproach.

367
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:35,461
Now, what do we know so far?

368
00:23:36,086 --> 00:23:38,087
We know that the enemy leader,

369
00:23:38,213 --> 00:23:41,883
- classified NBE-1, AKA Megatron,

370
00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:43,593
- is resting in peace

371
00:23:43,635 --> 00:23:45,636
- at the bottom of
the Laurentian Abyss,

372
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:47,846
- surrounded by SOSIS* detection nets

373
00:23:47,888 --> 00:23:50,264
- and a full-time
submarine surveillance.

374
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,350
We also know that

375
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:54,685
- the only remaining piece
of your alien All-Spark

376
00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:56,771
- is locked in an
electromagnetic vault,

377
00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:00,357
- here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.

378
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,860
Decepticons, we have located the shard.

379
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,279
- And since no one...

380
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,533
can seem to tell me what
the enemy is now after,

381
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,243
well, there-there's
only one clear conclusion:

382
00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:16,995
You. The Autobots.

383
00:24:17,329 --> 00:24:19,915
They're here to hunt you.

384
00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:22,876
What's there to hunt for
on Earth besides that?

385
00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:25,545
"The Fallen... shall rise again"?

386
00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:27,338
Sounds to me like something's coming.

387
00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:31,133
So let me ask if we ultimately conclude

388
00:24:31,175 --> 00:24:33,009
that our national security is best served-

389
00:24:33,051 --> 00:24:36,971
by denying you further
asylum on our planet,

390
00:24:38,515 --> 00:24:41,518
will you leave peacefully?

391
00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:43,310
Freedom is your right.

392
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:46,564
If you make that request, we will honor it.

393
00:24:47,814 --> 00:24:53,027
But before your president
decides, please ask him this:

394
00:24:53,403 --> 00:24:58,031
What if we leave and you are wrong?

395
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,505
That's a good question.

396
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,599
Oh, my gosh,

397
00:25:11,634 --> 00:25:13,970
look at this place!

398
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,306
I feel smarter already.

399
00:25:17,848 --> 00:25:19,474
Ron, can you smell it?

400
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:22,102
Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.

401
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:23,311
Okay, cheapo.

402
00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,689
Go ahead, we'll, uh...
We'll get your stuff.

403
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,066
Just go ahead and check out your room.

404
00:25:28,899 --> 00:25:33,153
[SONG: 21 Guns BAND: Green Day]

405
00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:38,157
- Hey.
- Hey.

406
00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:40,201
You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.

407
00:25:40,243 --> 00:25:40,952
Hey.

408
00:25:42,577 --> 00:25:45,080
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib.
Do you want this side or that side?

409
00:25:46,956 --> 00:25:48,708
- That side.
- I already chose that side.

410
00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:53,379
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.

411
00:25:54,045 --> 00:25:56,048
Yeah, so you're trying to
see if I'm a normal guy,

412
00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,173
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,

413
00:25:57,215 --> 00:25:58,882
balanced and medicated
enough for another curl space.

414
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,343
Good personal hygiene
won't stab me in my sleep.

415
00:26:00,385 --> 00:26:01,510
Good criminal record won't steal anything.

416
00:26:01,552 --> 00:26:03,013
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.

417
00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:04,054
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do.

418
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:07,391
- You?
- No, not a chance.

419
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,558
- You're a techie?
- Hmm.

420
00:26:08,891 --> 00:26:09,600
Sweet.

421
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:12,312
- Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at?
- Server's almost online, Leo.

422
00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:13,569
It works up and running.

423
00:26:13,604 --> 00:26:14,981
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.

424
00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:16,523
- That's Sharsky, that's Spastik,
- Hey, dude.

425
00:26:16,565 --> 00:26:18,025
my I.T. gurus.

426
00:26:18,108 --> 00:26:21,193
Welcome to my empire,
bro. TheRealEffinDeal. com.

427
00:26:21,235 --> 00:26:22,320
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.

428
00:26:22,571 --> 00:26:25,031
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.

429
00:26:25,072 --> 00:26:26,824
- What is all this for?
- See, look...

430
00:26:26,866 --> 00:26:28,575
Call me gross, I wanna
be a baby billionaire.

431
00:26:29,492 --> 00:26:30,745
Kitten calendars.

432
00:26:30,828 --> 00:26:32,120
It's where it started. Look at me now.

433
00:26:32,203 --> 00:26:33,579
Got our dreams, bro.

434
00:26:35,749 --> 00:26:37,499
Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.

435
00:26:38,084 --> 00:26:40,461
Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ!

436
00:26:41,044 --> 00:26:42,338
- It's clean.
- What's FTJ?

437
00:26:42,546 --> 00:26:44,922
- Fuel the jet, fuel the jet.
- FTJ, FTJ.

438
00:26:49,092 --> 00:26:51,219
- This is it. Did you see that?
- Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai

439
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,679
gets rigged when China says gas leak.

440
00:26:52,721 --> 00:26:54,014
Don't believe the hype, bro.

441
00:26:55,098 --> 00:26:58,434
Just like the alien robots in LA two
years ago that everyone covered up.

442
00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:00,769
Yeah, I saw these robots
and they did this, like,

443
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:03,188
firing thing and they came
down and twisted this woman

444
00:27:03,223 --> 00:27:04,522
- and she was like-
- Looks fake to me.

445
00:27:04,564 --> 00:27:07,609
Dude, it's not fake. The
Internet's pure truth.

446
00:27:07,651 --> 00:27:09,653
- Neither does it lie.
- It looks fake.

447
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:11,737
No, man, I've seen them. They
are like these, uh, robots...

448
00:27:12,613 --> 00:27:15,449
Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody
can do it on any computer, okay?

449
00:27:15,491 --> 00:27:17,076
And I wasn't, uh... there.

450
00:27:17,534 --> 00:27:18,993
So I can't comment or speculate.

451
00:27:19,035 --> 00:27:20,954
- Oh, no.
- "Comment and speculate"?

452
00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:22,330
We're supposed to go habitate?

453
00:27:22,372 --> 00:27:25,333
No, listen, okay. Don't
be sucking the sack, bro.

454
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,084
- Whose sack?
- Look, the ball sack.

455
00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:30,295
- Dude, what kind of tool are you?
- Mainstream media sack.

456
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:31,712
They're lying to us, alright.

457
00:27:31,754 --> 00:27:33,839
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.

458
00:27:34,215 --> 00:27:35,049
Follow me.

459
00:27:35,548 --> 00:27:38,718
Uh-oh. Uh, Leo. Bad
news, we just got scooped.

460
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,136
The video's already up on GeoBoard.

461
00:27:40,178 --> 00:27:42,597
Damn... No!

462
00:27:42,722 --> 00:27:45,141
Robo-Warrior has a main
competition, our conspiracy step.

463
00:27:45,183 --> 00:27:47,101
Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.

464
00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:49,645
He's been looking to my site
and thieving hits for ever!

465
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,937
By the way, I read your file.

466
00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:53,523
I'm poor, you're poor...
We're gonna fix that, alright?

467
00:27:53,648 --> 00:27:54,691
You work for me now.

468
00:27:56,693 --> 00:27:58,151
I work for you now?

469
00:27:58,402 --> 00:27:59,861
That's incredible.
It's first day of college,

470
00:27:59,904 --> 00:28:01,912
I got a career, a dinky internet firm,

471
00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:05,033
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.

472
00:28:05,075 --> 00:28:07,076
You're mocking my
life's work, Samuel? Huh?

473
00:28:07,159 --> 00:28:08,536
That's your one warning patrolling, dude.

474
00:28:08,577 --> 00:28:10,578
Don't make me that fast ***
'cause I'll do it.

475
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,039
Hey alright, listen. It's getting
a little intense in my room.

476
00:28:13,074 --> 00:28:15,166
- Can I switch now?
- Oh, sad face, 3-12.

477
00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:18,043
No switching, no treating. Let's
turn that mouth upside-down, okay?

478
00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:19,696
- Oh, here we go.
- Hey, hi.

479
00:28:19,738 --> 00:28:21,822
It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!

480
00:28:21,864 --> 00:28:23,657
Is this co-ed? This is a co-ed dorm.

481
00:28:23,699 --> 00:28:25,116
Do you guys want to meet my roommates?

482
00:28:25,158 --> 00:28:26,701
- Yeah.
- 'Cause they're real swell guys.

483
00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:27,785
- Here is Leo.
- We're the Witwicky.

484
00:28:27,827 --> 00:28:29,245
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.

485
00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,164
Hey, you have a great son. You really do.

486
00:28:31,206 --> 00:28:32,664
Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?

487
00:28:32,706 --> 00:28:33,916
He's real sweet, Ma.

488
00:28:34,082 --> 00:28:35,090
What is that in your hand, by the way?

489
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,835
Oh, I got this at the bake
sale for the environment

490
00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:39,254
that those boys were having.

491
00:28:39,296 --> 00:28:40,755
You know, you don't often see white boys

492
00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:42,138
with the dreadlocks.

493
00:28:42,173 --> 00:28:44,348
- Mom.
- Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian

494
00:28:44,383 --> 00:28:46,802
- green for the environment.
- Jud-Can you please drop it?

495
00:28:47,094 --> 00:28:49,221
Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it.

496
00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:50,639
- No, it's canna- Hey!
- Please give me.

497
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,598
Hey! It's my cheap day.
I can eat whatever I want.

498
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,684
Please God, I'm gonna freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.

499
00:28:54,726 --> 00:28:55,601
- Please do something right now.
- Okay, okay.

500
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,209
Out of my way, you wild hair!

501
00:28:57,244 --> 00:28:59,163
I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!

502
00:28:59,204 --> 00:28:59,872
Sorry, fellas.

503
00:29:00,121 --> 00:29:01,588
I'm sorry and you're welcome.

504
00:29:01,623 --> 00:29:02,624
Oh my God... the house is on fire...

505
00:29:04,834 --> 00:29:06,426
We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.

506
00:29:06,461 --> 00:29:09,504
Sharsky hacked campus house and
stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.

507
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,006
Wow. Nice.

508
00:29:13,007 --> 00:29:14,301
Oh, my God. It's her.

509
00:29:14,509 --> 00:29:16,344
She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.

510
00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:20,263
She's high for me on one on my to-do list. *

511
00:29:20,305 --> 00:29:21,974
Do not bird-dog my credit, you hear me?*

512
00:29:22,332 --> 00:29:23,516
Pretty girls.

513
00:29:23,525 --> 00:29:26,161
Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.

514
00:29:26,561 --> 00:29:28,687
You should go make friends with him,

515
00:29:28,729 --> 00:29:30,940
- he's bad.
- Bless she ain't my mama.

516
00:29:31,148 --> 00:29:33,191
And he recently had his cherry popped.

517
00:29:34,735 --> 00:29:36,069
He didn't know I was in the house.

518
00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:37,403
- I heard it all.
- Hey, hey, hey.

519
00:29:37,445 --> 00:29:38,279
There he is!

520
00:29:38,363 --> 00:29:40,239
Oh, you might get into my closet
and dress up like boy spice.

521
00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:44,742
Hey, and his car is a talking robot!

522
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,912
No, like a... like a GPS, All-Star.

523
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:48,871
- Okay.
- All-Star.

524
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,915
Frisbee. Whoo!

525
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:51,589
No, Dad.

526
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,542
Dad, you're just gonna
let her run around school.

527
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,170
- Are you alright?
- Whoa.

528
00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,089
Give me.

529
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:01,841
Are you crazy?

530
00:30:03,926 --> 00:30:06,470
Judy, Judy. Just-Just
put it- Just put it down.

531
00:30:07,595 --> 00:30:08,973
You gotta control your mother.

532
00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:09,938
I wasn't doing this.

533
00:30:09,973 --> 00:30:12,892
Hey, Professor.
I'd do anything for an A.

534
00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:13,566
Alright, Grace...

535
00:30:13,601 --> 00:30:15,227
Looks like we got some
snacks in the car. Let's go.

536
00:30:15,477 --> 00:30:16,562
- Whoo!
- Did you get the booties?

537
00:30:16,604 --> 00:30:17,938
Yes, Dad, I got the booties!

538
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,566
- Alright, alright. - Oh
my God, I'm upside-down!

539
00:30:52,301 --> 00:30:54,343
Black Light in X-Trait.
This is Black Light in Tango.

540
00:32:13,746 --> 00:32:15,497
- Breach in B-14.

541
00:32:20,584 --> 00:32:22,127
Go, go, go, go, go!

542
00:32:30,143 --> 00:32:31,552
The Shard is gone.

543
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:44,020
Take him down!

544
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,856
- Open fire.
- Get down!

545
00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:04,838
The first frat party's
the game change of boys,

546
00:33:04,873 --> 00:33:07,374
we're hunting in the wild
now, so get your game faces on.

547
00:33:07,457 --> 00:33:09,585
I can't stay long, I have a
webcam date with my girlfriend.

548
00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:11,377
- That's so cool.
- No, it's not.

549
00:33:12,462 --> 00:33:16,549
SONG: Burning Down The
House BAND: The Used

550
00:33:17,383 --> 00:33:19,009
While he's making up with his MacBook,

551
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:21,219
I'm gonna be dating my
spitzy, freaky freak on.

552
00:33:21,254 --> 00:33:23,054
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.

553
00:33:23,555 --> 00:33:25,098
We're, uh... We're hunting.

554
00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:30,436
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.

555
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,396
Okay.

556
00:33:37,609 --> 00:33:41,445
This is our first live chat
date. Never done it before.

557
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,405
I'm kind of nervous.

558
00:34:10,596 --> 00:34:12,639
- Are you okay?
- No, uh...

559
00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:15,099
I was getting a napkin for my drink.

560
00:34:17,059 --> 00:34:19,353
Thanks. Cheers!

561
00:34:19,394 --> 00:34:21,354
- You're Sam, right?
- Yeah.

562
00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:23,023
I wanna dance.

563
00:34:24,065 --> 00:34:25,399
Like-like dancing?

564
00:34:26,108 --> 00:34:28,318
Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?

565
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:31,821
'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi-

566
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,908
- I'm in a relationship, kind of.
- Oh, relax.

567
00:34:34,943 --> 00:34:36,534
I just want to have some fun.

568
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,953
Oh, just some fun? Oh yeah, okay.

569
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:42,039
Let's play some checkers. You
can sit over there, and, uh...

570
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,799
- Oh my God.
- So how about tonight,

571
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:50,754
you pretend I'm your girlfriend and
I pretend that you're my boyfriend.

572
00:35:00,595 --> 00:35:04,182
Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?

573
00:35:04,516 --> 00:35:07,143
Huh? There's a car on the run.

574
00:35:07,352 --> 00:35:10,896
[SONG: Burn It To The
Ground BAND: Nickleback]

575
00:35:11,313 --> 00:35:12,147
What are you doing?

576
00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:13,941
Houston, we have a problem.

577
00:35:14,149 --> 00:35:15,358
- What is it?
- Freshman!

578
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,944
- Yeah.
- Is that your car on our bushes?

579
00:35:16,986 --> 00:35:19,362
No, there's a friend of
mine who just went to a **

580
00:35:19,529 --> 00:35:20,822
who went to get you a tighter shirt.

581
00:35:21,072 --> 00:35:23,240
There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked.

582
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:25,209
Now how about I park my foot in your ass?

583
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,210
What size shoe do you wear?

584
00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:27,961
- Yeah, oh, you ain't-
- Hold on, hold- Whoa!

585
00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:29,004
Are you-Are you trying?

586
00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:29,755
I'm gonna back it up right now.

587
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:30,797
Get it out of here.

588
00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:33,508
You have a ride?

589
00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:34,821
Bro, why you holding onto us?

590
00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:35,968
I've only known you 17 hours.

591
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,345
This is gonna really change our lives.

592
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:38,261
You have no idea.

593
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,473
I love Camaros.

594
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,892
- I can't do this right now, okay?
- Don't be a wimp.

595
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,768
Oh, God.

596
00:35:54,275 --> 00:35:57,569
- My first car was my
Dad's '92 Z-28. - Yeah?

597
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,698
Fuel-injected.

598
00:36:00,155 --> 00:36:03,492
The roar of the engine.
It just... tickles me.

599
00:36:04,326 --> 00:36:08,621
We shouldn't, uh, stare...
I mean, share stories...

600
00:36:09,038 --> 00:36:10,122
to each other at all.

601
00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,916
Come on, Sam. Just one ride...

602
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:15,585
[SONG: Your Cheatin' Heart
ARTIST: Frank Williams]

603
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:19,131
[SONG: The Jaws Theme
COMPOSER: John Williams]

604
00:36:19,256 --> 00:36:20,423
Don't. Don't.

605
00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:23,217
[SONG: Super Freak ARTIST: Rick James]

606
00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:24,510
Is your radio broke?

607
00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896
- No, my concentration
is- - We're not cheating.

608
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:30,315
Not yet.

609
00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:36,070
Something wrong here?

610
00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:42,534
Ow! Oh, God! You okay?

611
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,162
I really don't know what to tell you,

612
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,580
this car- It just has a lot of problems.

613
00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:49,706
A lot of prob-

614
00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:58,214
Oh, God. Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...

615
00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,339
Are you okay?

616
00:36:59,548 --> 00:37:01,758
I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.

617
00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:02,759
Hold on.

618
00:37:03,677 --> 00:37:05,136
I'm so sorry!

619
00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:07,805
What are you doing?

620
00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:22,067
You won't give me a day, huh?

621
00:37:23,444 --> 00:37:26,612
- You won't give me one day in college.
- I'm sorry, Sam.

622
00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:30,074
But the last fragment of
the All-Spark was stolen.

623
00:37:30,109 --> 00:37:31,658
Like what? Like Decepticon-stolen?

624
00:37:31,992 --> 00:37:35,662
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request.

625
00:37:36,163 --> 00:37:38,623
But I'm here for your help, Sam.

626
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:42,793
Because your leaders believed we
brought vengeance upon your planet.

627
00:37:43,377 --> 00:37:45,045
Perhaps they are right.

628
00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:48,507
That is why they must be
reminded by another human

629
00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:50,300
of the trust we share.

630
00:37:50,675 --> 00:37:53,386
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet.

631
00:37:54,344 --> 00:37:56,555
But I fear it soon will be.

632
00:37:57,181 --> 00:38:00,559
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.

633
00:38:01,768 --> 00:38:04,228
Whole generations lost.

634
00:38:07,248 --> 00:38:10,901
I know and I-I wanna help you. I do.

635
00:38:11,026 --> 00:38:13,403
But I'm not some alien ambassador.

636
00:38:13,686 --> 00:38:16,114
You know, I'm a normal
kid with normal problems.

637
00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,574
I am where I'm supposed to be.

638
00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:23,036
I'm sorry, I-

639
00:38:25,246 --> 00:38:26,336
I really am.

640
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:30,375
Sam, fate rarely calls upon
us at a moment of our choosing.

641
00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:33,961
You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.

642
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,174
We do... more than you know.

643
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,887
North Atlantic, 07:13 AM

644
00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:12,787
USS Topeka SSN-754

645
00:39:12,829 --> 00:39:15,914
- New contact, bearing
214 and possible hostile

646
00:39:15,956 --> 00:39:17,958
confirmed for Project Beat Six drop-point.

647
00:39:17,993 --> 00:39:19,960
- What you got?
- Sue, pull five contacts.

648
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:21,878
5,000 feet. Diving fast.

649
00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:28,217
There's isn't anything that
dives that deep that fast.

650
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:31,344
- Man battle stations.
- Sealer One, man battle stations.

651
00:39:32,095 --> 00:39:34,389
Helm, not pull rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.

652
00:39:35,348 --> 00:39:36,348
Dive, go deep.

653
00:39:59,076 --> 00:40:01,203
The NEST protecting
NBE-1 are screaming, sir.

654
00:40:01,245 --> 00:40:03,329
That is 9,300 fathoms down.

655
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,874
- And no confirmed DSRVs on sight?
- None, sir.

656
00:40:05,915 --> 00:40:07,751
Then, people, we've got a problem.

657
00:40:20,052 --> 00:40:22,096
Kill such little one.

658
00:40:29,102 --> 00:40:31,312
Sea shard, make Energon.

659
00:40:44,115 --> 00:40:47,494
Prime sonar now holds six contacts
and they're coming up fast.

660
00:40:47,535 --> 00:40:48,744
Man collisional arm ***

661
00:40:51,204 --> 00:40:52,414
*** are 500 feet.

662
00:40:52,456 --> 00:40:53,206
Let's get out of here.

663
00:40:53,539 --> 00:40:54,248
Angel Six,

664
00:40:54,290 --> 00:40:55,958
- we got six hostiles coming up.

665
00:41:03,799 --> 00:41:05,674
- Collision imminent.
Portside- - 100 feet.

666
00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:07,135
Brace for impact.

667
00:41:33,865 --> 00:41:36,833
Starscream, I'm home.

668
00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:39,286
Behold, Megatron, I was so relieved

669
00:41:39,321 --> 00:41:41,705
to hear of your... resurrection.

670
00:41:41,872 --> 00:41:45,667
You left me to die, you pathetic insect!

671
00:41:46,085 --> 00:41:49,129
Only to help spawn our new army,

672
00:41:49,295 --> 00:41:53,215
the Fallen decrees it,
after all, in your absence,

673
00:41:53,424 --> 00:41:55,676
someone had to take command.

674
00:41:55,926 --> 00:41:56,635
You...

675
00:41:57,594 --> 00:41:59,221
are so disappointing.

676
00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:04,975
Even in death, there's
no command but mine.

677
00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:14,443
My master, I failed you on Earth.

678
00:42:14,484 --> 00:42:17,027
The All-Spark is destroyed,

679
00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:20,321
and without it, our race will perish.

680
00:42:20,947 --> 00:42:23,950
You have much to learn, my disciple.

681
00:42:23,992 --> 00:42:26,319
The Cube is merely a vessel.

682
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:30,372
It's power, it's knowledge
can never be destroyed.

683
00:42:30,407 --> 00:42:33,375
It can only transform.

684
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,754
- How is that possible?
- It has been absorbed

685
00:42:36,795 --> 00:42:38,678
by the human child.

686
00:42:38,713 --> 00:42:43,842
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.

687
00:42:43,884 --> 00:42:47,595
Well then, let me strip the
very flesh from his body.

688
00:42:47,636 --> 00:42:49,597
And you will, my apprentice,

689
00:42:49,764 --> 00:42:54,601
in time. For millennia, I
have dreamed of my return

690
00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:59,522
to that wretched planet,
where I too was once betrayed

691
00:42:59,563 --> 00:43:03,484
by the Primes I called my brothers.

692
00:43:04,069 --> 00:43:11,032
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now only one remains.

693
00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:14,743
Optimus. He protects the boy.

694
00:43:14,785 --> 00:43:18,163
Then the boy will lead us to him

695
00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:22,374
and revenge will be ours.

696
00:43:22,409 --> 00:43:23,710
Yes.

697
00:43:24,385 --> 00:43:28,514
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.

698
00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:33,810
Without more Energon,
hatchlings will keep dying.

699
00:43:39,065 --> 00:43:43,903
Space, time, gravity.

700
00:43:47,488 --> 00:43:49,656
- Thank you.
- Finish that for me.

701
00:43:50,157 --> 00:43:52,201
We're going on a journey together,

702
00:43:52,242 --> 00:43:53,410
you and I, today.

703
00:43:53,452 --> 00:43:58,290
All you, eager nubile young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.

704
00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:01,917
And I shall be your consort, your guide,

705
00:44:02,418 --> 00:44:06,380
your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.

706
00:44:08,964 --> 00:44:10,717
Welcome to Astronomy 101.

707
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:16,138
For what do we know about the stars?

708
00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:20,225
Virgo... the virgin.

709
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,942
Orion, the great hunter.

710
00:44:22,977 --> 00:44:25,187
These are no mere twinkling diamonds

711
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:27,654
for lovely maidens to wish upon.

712
00:44:27,689 --> 00:44:32,026
No, they are diamond,
filled with a throbbing,

713
00:44:32,068 --> 00:44:34,862
savage and hemped-up energy.

714
00:44:34,904 --> 00:44:37,532
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,

715
00:44:37,657 --> 00:44:40,242
a professor once, like moi,

716
00:44:40,617 --> 00:44:42,661
- energy, in its mass
temp- - What are you doing?

717
00:44:42,696 --> 00:44:43,662
Put your hand down, put your hand down.

718
00:44:43,697 --> 00:44:46,122
Young man, there are no questions

719
00:44:46,164 --> 00:44:48,207
until I've reached the climax of my lecture.

720
00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:49,583
I've just finished your book.
There's only one problem:

721
00:44:49,618 --> 00:44:50,584
Einstein's wrong.

722
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,170
Energy doesn't go mass
times velocity light square

723
00:44:54,212 --> 00:44:55,505
in this dimension.
What about the other 17

724
00:44:55,547 --> 00:44:56,965
while we're impossible to give 17?

725
00:44:58,715 --> 00:44:59,508
A clear example:

726
00:45:16,731 --> 00:45:18,233
Come on, guys, I can't
be the only one in class-

727
00:45:18,941 --> 00:45:23,903
Young man, I will not be
punked in front of the dean.

728
00:45:25,364 --> 00:45:30,326
No, this is my universe
here. Do you understand?

729
00:45:30,368 --> 00:45:33,996
I am the Alpha and the Omega.

730
00:45:34,037 --> 00:45:35,372
- Get out of my class.
- Yes, sir.

731
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,003
Any one else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?

732
00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:54,555
Hi, Bones. Hi!

733
00:45:54,889 --> 00:45:57,433
Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.

734
00:45:57,850 --> 00:45:59,643
- Oh, what a good boy, you are.

735
00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:05,565
Hey, Bones.

736
00:46:06,106 --> 00:46:07,442
- You hungry?

737
00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:15,616
Here you go.

738
00:46:23,839 --> 00:46:25,840
- Yes, Samuel.
- Hello? Mikaela.

739
00:46:25,923 --> 00:46:28,676
I can't believe you're gonna stand
me up on our first web chat date.

740
00:46:28,718 --> 00:46:29,969
Something just happened to me, okay?

741
00:46:30,011 --> 00:46:32,013
- Wait, you finally hit puberty?
- No, no, no,

742
00:46:32,048 --> 00:46:33,013
Stop laughing. This is serious.

743
00:46:33,054 --> 00:46:33,931
Okay, remember I was telling you about

744
00:46:33,973 --> 00:46:35,932
my great-great-grandfather,
Archibald Witwicky?

745
00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:36,766
Do you remember?

746
00:46:36,808 --> 00:46:38,108
Watch where you're supposed to go!

747
00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,519
Okay, remember I was
telling you about, okay...

748
00:46:40,561 --> 00:46:42,404
Can you stop... Watch
the foot! Watch your foot!

749
00:46:42,439 --> 00:46:45,481
Mikaela, okay, my great-great-grandfather
went to this Arctic mission, right?

750
00:46:45,523 --> 00:46:47,318
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him

751
00:46:47,359 --> 00:46:49,235
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols, okay.

752
00:46:49,277 --> 00:46:50,660
Well, now I'm seeing them too. Excuse me.

753
00:46:50,695 --> 00:46:53,322
I just read a 903-page
astronomy book at 32.6 seconds

754
00:46:53,363 --> 00:46:54,824
and had a meltdown in
the middle of my class.

755
00:46:54,866 --> 00:46:56,908
I am seeing symbols ever since I-

756
00:46:58,201 --> 00:47:01,078
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.

757
00:47:02,372 --> 00:47:03,205
Do you have it?

758
00:47:03,664 --> 00:47:05,875
No, how about it's in
the shop safe? It's fine.

759
00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:09,045
Mi-Mikaela, do not touch
it, okay? Don't touch it.

760
00:47:09,086 --> 00:47:10,128
- I'm not gonna touch it,

761
00:47:10,253 --> 00:47:12,922
Sam, it's fine. It's locked
away, no one knows where it is.

762
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:14,466
But I do.

763
00:47:16,258 --> 00:47:18,260
You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.

764
00:47:20,721 --> 00:47:22,014
There we go.

765
00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:27,185
Oh, big son of a bitch!

766
00:47:29,771 --> 00:47:31,897
What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?

767
00:47:33,023 --> 00:47:34,232
Ah, what the-

768
00:47:35,316 --> 00:47:36,944
This is a fricking House of Horrors.

769
00:47:43,281 --> 00:47:44,283
Hold on.

770
00:47:57,794 --> 00:47:59,629
Is that the best you got, huh?

771
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:01,005
Is that the best you can do?

772
00:48:02,673 --> 00:48:04,342
What are you doing here, you little freak?

773
00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:07,301
Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!

774
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,804
You gotta talk now?

775
00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:13,015
I... I seek knowledge of the
Cube. The Fallen demands me.

776
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:13,849
What knowledge?

777
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,851
You got the shot, I need the shot,
give me the shot, I need the shot.

778
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:16,727
Give me the shot,
they're gonna whack me,

779
00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:18,061
I'm gonna be dead without that shot.

780
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,189
Easy Warrior Goddess, I'm just
a little salvage scrap drone.

781
00:48:22,231 --> 00:48:24,109
- Then I'm your worst nightmare.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!

782
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:25,276
Hey, hey!

783
00:48:25,567 --> 00:48:27,070
- What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,

784
00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:28,612
just not on open phone line, okay?

785
00:48:28,654 --> 00:48:30,697
I'm gonna get on a plane right now.
I'll be there later this afternoon.

786
00:48:30,738 --> 00:48:31,865
Just be careful, Sam.

787
00:48:40,163 --> 00:48:42,916
And have any stranger giving you
anything suspicious to carry on today?

788
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,418
Yeah, a large box!

789
00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,127
- No.
- Good.

790
00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:01,432
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.

791
00:49:01,473 --> 00:49:05,226
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity eastern United States, sir.

792
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,146
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.

793
00:49:08,438 --> 00:49:10,064
Well, get clear.

794
00:49:14,693 --> 00:49:17,528
Autobots on the move.
Splitting into two teams, sir.

795
00:49:17,570 --> 00:49:20,239
They're altering their course and they're
heading to New York and Philadelphia.

796
00:49:20,281 --> 00:49:23,826
Full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!

797
00:49:34,169 --> 00:49:36,836
- Flight Chairman throughout
West Beverly Hills. *

798
00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:41,175
Alicia, mi amor (my love), can I interest
you in an 18 inch Zookeeper's Special?

799
00:49:41,258 --> 00:49:44,093
Extra large double cheese with
every known animal as a topping.

800
00:49:44,128 --> 00:49:46,137
Basically it's 18 inches of meat.

801
00:49:46,179 --> 00:49:48,305
Oh, so you're a vegetarian.
Alright, it's cool. I am too.

802
00:49:49,015 --> 00:49:49,932
Is Sam home?

803
00:49:49,973 --> 00:49:53,226
Sam... I think he died
but... why don't we check?

804
00:49:53,810 --> 00:49:55,186
- Here we are.
- Hey.

805
00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:56,861
Have you ever had a
song stuck in your ears?

806
00:49:56,896 --> 00:49:58,272
It's like the worst song
ever, but you can't help

807
00:49:58,314 --> 00:49:59,898
whistle it or sing it.
It's like, repeats itself,

808
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,108
repeats itself, repeats itself,
repeats itself, repeats itself,

809
00:50:02,143 --> 00:50:04,109
repeats itself... Kitten
calendar, kitten calendar,

810
00:50:04,151 --> 00:50:05,195
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- Dude,

811
00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:06,404
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- What the F?

812
00:50:06,446 --> 00:50:08,573
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out, don't freak out.

813
00:50:08,615 --> 00:50:11,492
Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my
head. Now it's on the walls.

814
00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:12,242
Everything is good.

815
00:50:12,284 --> 00:50:13,160
This is the part that-

816
00:50:18,039 --> 00:50:19,122
Okay, what were you saying?

817
00:50:19,373 --> 00:50:22,542
Alice, I'm horrified you
had to see this. Let's go.

818
00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:24,127
- Get out.
- What?

819
00:50:24,253 --> 00:50:26,255
Wait, wait, wait.
C- Can I just sit and watch?

820
00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,839
I- I'll eat my pizza quietly.

821
00:50:28,307 --> 00:50:31,184
Sam, I knew there were
something special about you.

822
00:50:31,224 --> 00:50:31,934
Really?

823
00:50:33,852 --> 00:50:35,897
And I know you know what happens

824
00:50:36,147 --> 00:50:38,190
when two people in the room get together...

825
00:50:39,273 --> 00:50:42,985
they're genuinely amazing... in bed.

826
00:50:44,361 --> 00:50:45,738
- Thank you.
- No problem.

827
00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:49,574
Alright, listen, hold on.
Boundaries. Flight on the plane.

828
00:50:49,616 --> 00:50:50,915
Okay, I'm very ticklish.

829
00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:53,578
- You have the need, Sam. Relax!
- Why?

830
00:50:53,619 --> 00:50:54,913
Oh, jeez!

831
00:50:56,205 --> 00:50:59,124
Uh, what about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?

832
00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:05,380
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.

833
00:51:05,415 --> 00:51:06,798
You want some jerky meatloaf?

834
00:51:12,577 --> 00:51:13,494
Sam?

835
00:51:14,663 --> 00:51:14,663
S u B Z ~ V e R d i K T

836
00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:17,248
Mikaela.

837
00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:18,749
Is that your girlfriend?

838
00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,042
Ex.

839
00:51:22,002 --> 00:51:26,965
Mikaela, wait... I can explain every-

840
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,066
Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice.

841
00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:08,631
What-

842
00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:09,710
- It's coming!
- This is an alien robot.

843
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,336
- You gotta move. Just run.
- They're real?

844
00:52:18,216 --> 00:52:20,802
Oh my God, I can't believe I
once had sex with her in my dream.

845
00:52:20,844 --> 00:52:22,471
I can tell that you really
missed me a lot, Sam.

846
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:23,554
Look, it's not my fault, okay?

847
00:52:24,347 --> 00:52:25,702
Listen, listen. I'm a victim.

848
00:52:25,737 --> 00:52:27,058
Oh, you were a victim? Of what?

849
00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:29,185
- Of what? A little 80-pound girl-
- Of-Of...

850
00:52:29,268 --> 00:52:30,936
It's like getting humped in
the neck by a mountain ox.

851
00:52:30,977 --> 00:52:32,355
You didn't have to put
your tongue in her mouth.

852
00:52:32,396 --> 00:52:33,320
- I didn't.
- You did.

853
00:52:33,355 --> 00:52:35,814
Look, you ever had your stomach tounged
by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tong?

854
00:52:35,849 --> 00:52:37,484
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.

855
00:52:37,525 --> 00:52:41,153
And it smelled like-like diesel.
Like a diesel. We didn't do it.

856
00:52:41,195 --> 00:52:42,655
You're such a little girl.

857
00:52:42,696 --> 00:52:44,740
You have ten seconds of silence, right now.

858
00:52:44,782 --> 00:52:45,997
I'm not talking to you for ten seconds.

859
00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:47,824
No, you can't give me the
silence. You know what?

860
00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:50,452
I'm not talking to you for ten
seconds. You have three seconds left.

861
00:52:50,494 --> 00:52:51,829
You know, what? You can
give me the silence you want,

862
00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,580
all you want but you can't
give me the talking...

863
00:52:53,914 --> 00:52:54,713
W- What were you gonna say?

864
00:52:54,748 --> 00:52:56,249
I hope you had a lot of fun because this-

865
00:52:56,284 --> 00:52:57,459
This is over!

866
00:52:57,501 --> 00:52:58,751
Did she manage to get into

867
00:52:58,793 --> 00:53:01,379
your mouth with that thing,
bro? She did it, she went in it?

868
00:53:01,414 --> 00:53:02,380
There are some embryo aliens

869
00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:05,423
...gestating inside of you.
They re growing right now, bro.

870
00:53:05,465 --> 00:53:07,300
You need to vomit right now.
Yak it, yak it.

871
00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,386
- Right now!
- Who are you?

872
00:53:09,594 --> 00:53:11,721
I am the only one ** speaks today, okay?

873
00:53:11,763 --> 00:53:12,555
I'm the key to this.

874
00:53:12,763 --> 00:53:14,306
The aliens, they want
me because of my site.

875
00:53:14,723 --> 00:53:15,391
Whoa!

876
00:53:25,732 --> 00:53:26,525
Run!

877
00:53:30,737 --> 00:53:32,072
Mikaela!

878
00:53:49,795 --> 00:53:51,088
Watch out. We get in.

879
00:53:52,047 --> 00:53:53,214
It's a bomb!

880
00:54:03,223 --> 00:54:04,391
We gotta get that box.

881
00:54:08,144 --> 00:54:08,936
This way.

882
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:11,105
- Hey, let me out, let me out!

883
00:54:12,231 --> 00:54:14,066
Oh my God, you know to hot-wire a car?

884
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:15,859
- That's so hot.
- Drive, drive, drive.

885
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,068
She went there, she went there!

886
00:54:20,738 --> 00:54:21,656
W- wait!

887
00:54:21,781 --> 00:54:22,865
They can...

888
00:54:26,619 --> 00:54:28,244
Cut, cut, cut.

889
00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:36,209
Oh God!

890
00:54:42,090 --> 00:54:43,466
Kiss this, bitch.

891
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:50,305
Drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive.

892
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:54,967
Okay, so what else's
going right now, alright,

893
00:54:55,067 --> 00:54:56,811
did you guys just mess
with the minor details?

894
00:54:58,913 --> 00:55:01,482
The thing you saw back there
- that was a little babe.

895
00:55:06,985 --> 00:55:09,405
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!

896
00:55:13,283 --> 00:55:14,533
Sam!

897
00:55:19,121 --> 00:55:20,248
- Sam!
- Hold on!

898
00:55:20,706 --> 00:55:21,457
Hold on.

899
00:55:23,918 --> 00:55:24,918
Sam!

900
00:55:27,586 --> 00:55:30,381
I don't want to die! We're
going to die! Oh my God!

901
00:55:55,736 --> 00:55:57,404
Oh, Jesus! Oh, jeez!

902
00:56:06,036 --> 00:56:07,746
Come here, boy.

903
00:56:09,039 --> 00:56:10,373
Closer.

904
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:12,298
Okay.

905
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:15,962
- You remember me, don't you?
- I did what you said, okay?

906
00:56:17,129 --> 00:56:18,673
- Just don't hurt us.
- Shut up!

907
00:56:19,548 --> 00:56:20,465
Sam!

908
00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:34,394
It feels good to grab your flesh.

909
00:56:35,854 --> 00:56:40,649
I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.

910
00:56:40,691 --> 00:56:45,236
But first, we have some delicate work to do.

911
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,075
I could snap your limbs off.

912
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:55,245
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.

913
00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,373
Sick of your face now.

914
00:57:20,558 --> 00:57:22,393
Go that way.

915
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,817
A wormy that's crabby-

916
00:57:44,621 --> 00:57:47,164
- Oh, there they are.
- That's what I'm seeing in my head.

917
00:57:47,206 --> 00:57:50,167
These symbols can lead
us to the Energon source.

918
00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:53,711
We must tear the brain!

919
00:57:56,089 --> 00:57:59,049
Brain? What does he mean by my brain?

920
00:57:59,091 --> 00:58:01,176
Well, you have something on your mind.

921
00:58:01,218 --> 00:58:03,653
- Something I need.
- Hold on. I know you're pissed. I know you're pissed.

922
00:58:03,963 --> 00:58:05,880
Because I tried to kill you and
it's completely understandable.

923
00:58:05,922 --> 00:58:07,766
Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too.

924
00:58:07,808 --> 00:58:09,909
I think that we have an opportunity here-

925
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:13,353
to start a new and-and
develop our relationship,

926
00:58:13,645 --> 00:58:15,939
and-and, see where it leads us, okay?

927
00:58:15,981 --> 00:58:17,190
So you just call doctor off,

928
00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:18,857
I'll let you talk in five seconds.

929
00:58:19,192 --> 00:58:19,901
W- Wait...

930
00:58:26,531 --> 00:58:27,408
Go, go.

931
00:58:31,619 --> 00:58:32,537
Go, go, go.

932
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,560
Sam!

933
00:59:17,074 --> 00:59:17,950
Go, go, go, go!

934
00:59:18,993 --> 00:59:20,036
Here he comes!

935
00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:30,461
Hide, Sam! Hide.

936
00:59:39,177 --> 00:59:40,385
Weak.

937
00:59:42,764 --> 00:59:43,722
Puny.

938
00:59:44,306 --> 00:59:45,225
Voiced-up.

939
00:59:49,603 --> 00:59:52,230
Junkyard drone.

940
00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:54,982
Decepticons!

941
01:00:04,265 --> 01:00:06,267
Come here, boy.

942
01:00:36,251 --> 01:00:39,713
There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.

943
01:00:39,755 --> 01:00:41,797
The boy can lead us to it.

944
01:00:46,384 --> 01:00:47,761
Optimus!

945
01:01:01,063 --> 01:01:06,568
Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?

946
01:01:06,603 --> 01:01:07,701
Op, get up!

947
01:01:07,736 --> 01:01:10,196
You'll never stop at one.

948
01:01:11,490 --> 01:01:13,449
I'll take you all alive.

949
01:01:55,235 --> 01:01:57,027
Sam, where are you?

950
01:02:01,282 --> 01:02:04,284
You are so weak.

951
01:02:28,388 --> 01:02:32,892
At last, Prime is dead.

952
01:02:41,108 --> 01:02:43,443
Sam, run.

953
01:02:55,996 --> 01:02:57,621
Autobots, attack!

954
01:03:02,459 --> 01:03:04,002
Bumblebee, get them out of here.

955
01:03:17,772 --> 01:03:18,814
This is Lennox.

956
01:03:31,501 --> 01:03:33,119
That went well.

957
01:03:33,827 --> 01:03:35,496
Lost the boy, Master.

958
01:03:35,538 --> 01:03:37,956
The Autobots must be
shielding the signals.

959
01:03:38,456 --> 01:03:40,750
- I can't even rely on you.
- Sorry. No.

960
01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:42,961
What a simple insect!

961
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:47,172
- What insect amongst
severed billion- - Shut up.

962
01:03:48,798 --> 01:03:50,426
It could be anywhere.

963
01:03:51,134 --> 01:03:54,594
Then we will force them to find him for us.

964
01:03:54,629 --> 01:03:57,890
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.

965
01:03:57,982 --> 01:04:01,234
No more disguises, no mercy!

966
01:04:01,526 --> 01:04:05,154
Time has come for my master's arrival.

967
01:04:09,032 --> 01:04:12,536
Decepticons, mobilise.

968
01:04:12,571 --> 01:04:14,538
It is time.

969
01:04:29,134 --> 01:04:31,677
- Oh, that single's good!

970
01:04:31,844 --> 01:04:34,179
- Speaking French is so exciting.

971
01:04:34,214 --> 01:04:36,055
Oh God, who is this?

972
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:41,019
Hello- I mean, uh,
bon-bonswa (good afternoon)!

973
01:04:42,186 --> 01:04:44,146
What? Who is this?

974
01:04:45,522 --> 01:04:46,924
Oh, for Pete's sakes.

975
01:04:46,932 --> 01:04:49,910
I'm not impressed with your
perverted mouth breathing.

976
01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:53,404
New York City

977
01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:31,220
Oh, jeez.

978
01:05:31,387 --> 01:05:34,114
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.

979
01:05:34,356 --> 01:05:35,182
Would you get out of here?

980
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,442
i didnt come cross the ocean,
either to eat a plate of snails.

981
01:05:37,692 --> 01:05:38,902
i want to try new things.

982
01:05:38,986 --> 01:05:40,828
Looks like Candian goose poop.

983
01:05:43,089 --> 01:05:44,615
It's nasty.

984
01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:48,076
US Fleet 2, North Atlantic

985
01:05:49,952 --> 01:05:51,371
That's fine, 1-2-5.

986
01:06:57,010 --> 01:07:00,554
Revenge is mine.

987
01:07:19,778 --> 01:07:21,573
Pentagon, Washington D.C.

988
01:07:25,534 --> 01:07:29,079
- ... port accident for a
terrorist attack, or worse.

989
01:07:29,121 --> 01:07:31,205
Negative. NORAD confirmed

990
01:07:31,289 --> 01:07:33,750
the projectile came from
beyond our atmosphere,

991
01:07:33,785 --> 01:07:35,959
inbound at 30,000 knot.

992
01:07:49,888 --> 01:07:53,141
- Citizens of the human hive,

993
01:07:53,475 --> 01:07:57,102
- your leaders have withheld the truth.

994
01:07:57,227 --> 01:08:01,190
- You are not alone in this universe.

995
01:08:01,231 --> 01:08:04,400
- We have lived among you, hidden...

996
01:08:05,902 --> 01:08:07,737
- but no more.

997
01:08:08,071 --> 01:08:09,988
- As you've seen,

998
01:08:10,238 --> 01:08:13,116
- we can destroy your cities at will.

999
01:08:15,118 --> 01:08:18,621
- Unless you turn over this boy.

1000
01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:25,335
- If you resist us,

1001
01:08:25,585 --> 01:08:30,005
- we will destroy
the world as you know it.

1002
01:08:30,297 --> 01:08:32,132
- What we're hearing from the
German government is that

1003
01:08:32,174 --> 01:08:34,593
- the world broadcast
is a satellite hacking.

1004
01:08:34,718 --> 01:08:36,428
- NEST TEAM - NEW JERSEY
The military has just told us

1005
01:08:36,470 --> 01:08:38,555
- NEST TEAM - NEW JERSEY
they have assumed Condition Delta,

1006
01:08:38,597 --> 01:08:41,349
- which is the highest level
we've been at since 9/11.

1007
01:08:41,391 --> 01:08:43,246
- President Obama is
being flown to a bunker

1008
01:08:43,281 --> 01:08:45,102
- somewhere in the middle
of the United States.

1009
01:08:45,143 --> 01:08:47,938
- in the phase of the worst
simultaneous attacks ever

1010
01:08:47,980 --> 01:08:49,188
- around the globe.

1011
01:08:49,438 --> 01:08:53,234
- The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt
goes down off the East Coast.

1012
01:08:53,275 --> 01:08:54,819
- All hands lost.

1013
01:08:54,944 --> 01:08:58,447
- Worldwide casualties are in
the neighbourhood of 7,000,

1014
01:08:58,489 --> 01:08:59,877
- but that number could implode.

1015
01:08:59,912 --> 01:09:01,231
It's still too early to tell.

1016
01:09:01,266 --> 01:09:03,483
What we need to ask now, is who and why.

1017
01:09:03,518 --> 01:09:06,478
- The FBI is still trying to
locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.

1018
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:09,355
Critically, they have
information about our case.

1019
01:09:09,565 --> 01:09:11,774
The FBI, CIA and Interpol

1020
01:09:11,816 --> 01:09:14,444
- are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.

1021
01:09:14,569 --> 01:09:15,778
Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.

1022
01:09:15,904 --> 01:09:16,945
You gotta check this out.

1023
01:09:17,029 --> 01:09:19,031
- Once they have a traffic camera
spotting of Sam Witwicky.

1024
01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:19,990
They have a picture of me, man.

1025
01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:23,784
We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA,
we're wanted fugitives now.

1026
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,537
I just need you to focus
just one minute, man.

1027
01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:27,330
This thing is blowing to a
whole another level, alright.

1028
01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,830
- You know one thing-
- Remove this thing.

1029
01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:29,916
They can track us. Do you see this?

1030
01:09:30,157 --> 01:09:31,158
What?

1031
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:34,252
They can track us?

1032
01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:36,004
Like satellite-track us?

1033
01:09:36,212 --> 01:09:38,215
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay,
I'm not even with you guys.

1034
01:09:38,256 --> 01:09:40,842
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping. Enough-

1035
01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,134
Yo, Leo!

1036
01:09:42,301 --> 01:09:44,552
This thing's gonna give
me a heart attack, I swear.

1037
01:09:44,594 --> 01:09:46,596
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You did force me into the car, right?

1038
01:09:46,638 --> 01:09:47,972
- So...
- Oh, I think we scare you.

1039
01:09:48,014 --> 01:09:48,932
Hey, Mudflap.

1040
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:50,558
What are we going to do
with this shrimp taco?

1041
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,039
Just pop a cap in his
ass, throw him in the trunk

1042
01:09:52,074 --> 01:09:53,478
and nobody gonna know
nothing, y'know I mean?

1043
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,521
- Wait, not in my trunk-
- Yo, bumper cars,

1044
01:09:55,556 --> 01:09:57,189
Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?

1045
01:09:57,231 --> 01:09:58,981
I'm right here and I can hear you.

1046
01:09:59,023 --> 01:10:01,609
No one's popping any
caps in any asses, okay?

1047
01:10:01,644 --> 01:10:02,869
I've had a hell of a day.

1048
01:10:03,910 --> 01:10:06,288
Why don't you get a
haircut with your bitch ass?

1049
01:10:06,323 --> 01:10:07,379
Go whine to your boyfriend.

1050
01:10:07,414 --> 01:10:09,124
Listen Sam, I know
what I'm gonna do, man.

1051
01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:10,057
Look, I'm just going to
go to the authorities

1052
01:10:10,092 --> 01:10:11,593
and tell them the truth. Like
I had nothing to do with this,

1053
01:10:11,628 --> 01:10:12,427
- I'm an accomplice.
- Hey, hey!

1054
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:14,053
You wanted this, right?
You wanted the real deal?

1055
01:10:14,095 --> 01:10:16,222
'Cause that's what this is. Wake
up! You're in the middle of it.

1056
01:10:16,264 --> 01:10:18,223
You wanna run, go ahead,
no one's stopping you.

1057
01:10:19,517 --> 01:10:20,725
Stop complaining.

1058
01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,842
What is the meaning of this?

1059
01:10:59,301 --> 01:11:01,225
You dare point your gun at me?

1060
01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:05,097
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!

1061
01:11:06,932 --> 01:11:09,267
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

1062
01:11:09,309 --> 01:11:11,019
- Tell them to lower the weapons.
- Tell them first.

1063
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,145
- Tell them to lower the weapons!
- Major, there's nothing I can do.

1064
01:11:13,187 --> 01:11:13,980
Talk to him.

1065
01:11:14,272 --> 01:11:16,148
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

1066
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:19,276
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations,

1067
01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:21,660
and return to Diego Garcia,
pending further orders.

1068
01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:23,946
No. We're taking our orders
directly from Chairman Morshower.

1069
01:11:24,188 --> 01:11:25,757
Well, I'll see your chairman
and the Joint Chiefs of Staff-

1070
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,692
And I will raise you a
President of the United States.

1071
01:11:28,727 --> 01:11:30,267
I have operational command now.

1072
01:11:30,302 --> 01:11:32,736
An alien blood feud has
been brought to our shores

1073
01:11:32,778 --> 01:11:34,489
for which our soldiers are paying the price.

1074
01:11:34,948 --> 01:11:37,950
The secret is out. This is our war now.

1075
01:11:38,158 --> 01:11:39,827
And we will win it as we always have,

1076
01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:42,121
with a coordinated military strategy.

1077
01:11:42,162 --> 01:11:44,789
This fool is terribly misinformed.

1078
01:11:44,998 --> 01:11:46,041
You're gonna get every
assets that you've got.

1079
01:11:46,042 --> 01:11:47,242
What we need is to drop a battle plan.

1080
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,669
What we explore every
possible, diplomatic solution.

1081
01:11:50,704 --> 01:11:52,087
Like what, handing over the kid?

1082
01:11:53,463 --> 01:11:55,172
All options are being considered.

1083
01:11:55,665 --> 01:11:57,925
Whatever the Decepticons are after,

1084
01:11:58,301 --> 01:11:59,760
this is just the start.

1085
01:11:59,885 --> 01:12:01,470
Wait, there is no negotiating with them.

1086
01:12:01,505 --> 01:12:02,951
I'm ordering you to stand down.

1087
01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,397
You won't be needing this any more.

1088
01:12:04,774 --> 01:12:06,817
Get your assets back to base.

1089
01:12:07,317 --> 01:12:09,944
Take that pile of scrap
metal back to Diego Garcia.

1090
01:12:11,779 --> 01:12:12,738
Let's go.

1091
01:12:13,864 --> 01:12:15,573
I really don't like that dude.

1092
01:12:16,157 --> 01:12:17,992
He's an asshole.

1093
01:12:18,284 --> 01:12:20,703
- Autobots, report to
hangar for transport.

1094
01:12:20,912 --> 01:12:23,539
Ironhide, we should leave this planet.

1095
01:12:23,664 --> 01:12:26,083
That's not what Optimus would want.

1096
01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:47,017
There's nothing that you could have done.

1097
01:12:51,856 --> 01:12:53,940
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1098
01:12:57,109 --> 01:12:59,945
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

1099
01:13:07,785 --> 01:13:08,953
I messed up.

1100
01:13:10,328 --> 01:13:11,372
I'm sorry.

1101
01:13:12,998 --> 01:13:17,126
Young fella, you are... the person
I care about most in my life.

1102
01:13:17,168 --> 01:13:19,962
If there's anything you
need, I won't be far away.

1103
01:13:22,213 --> 01:13:23,632
He's dead because of me.

1104
01:13:24,382 --> 01:13:26,092
He came in to protect
me and now he's dead.

1105
01:13:26,469 --> 01:13:29,137
There's some things you just can't change.

1106
01:13:29,179 --> 01:13:30,638
So this sacrifice was...

1107
01:13:30,889 --> 01:13:33,390
will not have been in vain, hallelujah!

1108
01:13:34,850 --> 01:13:36,685
We would make it right if I turn myself in.

1109
01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:38,896
But we, we've got to stick together.

1110
01:13:43,608 --> 01:13:45,317
You're not gonna do that.

1111
01:13:46,618 --> 01:13:47,569
Yes, I am.

1112
01:13:51,697 --> 01:13:54,408
Everything we worked for will be wiped out.

1113
01:13:54,443 --> 01:13:55,618
In one day.

1114
01:13:58,329 --> 01:13:59,788
- You two.
- Huh?

1115
01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:01,398
Hey, you know the glyphs?

1116
01:14:02,148 --> 01:14:04,042
The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head.

1117
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:06,633
That's old school, yo.

1118
01:14:06,668 --> 01:14:08,837
That's like- That's Cybertronian.

1119
01:14:08,879 --> 01:14:10,387
Oh, that's some serious stuff in there.

1120
01:14:10,422 --> 01:14:12,090
They gotta mean something,
like a message...

1121
01:14:12,131 --> 01:14:13,467
or, like a- like a map!

1122
01:14:13,509 --> 01:14:15,051
Like a map to an Energon source.

1123
01:14:15,093 --> 01:14:15,843
Can you read this?

1124
01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:17,678
- Read? Nah.
- You see that?

1125
01:14:18,596 --> 01:14:20,163
No, we-we don't really do much reading.

1126
01:14:20,305 --> 01:14:20,812
Not so much.

1127
01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:22,474
Well if you can't read it, we
gotta find somebody who can.

1128
01:14:22,516 --> 01:14:24,558
Oh, look, who came sassying back.

1129
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,269
Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.

1130
01:14:26,311 --> 01:14:28,437
I had a bit of a mild panic
attack earlier, alright?

1131
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:29,397
That's 'cause you're a pussy.

1132
01:14:29,772 --> 01:14:31,440
I think I'm allowed that
considering what I've been through

1133
01:14:31,481 --> 01:14:33,066
and... I heard you have a problem.

1134
01:14:33,101 --> 01:14:34,651
I think I know someone who can help.

1135
01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:37,237
- Who?
- Robo-Warrior.

1136
01:14:41,032 --> 01:14:42,282
This guy, Robo-Warrior...

1137
01:14:42,324 --> 01:14:44,568
Everything about anything
alien, he's supposed to know.

1138
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:46,286
One time we hacked his site

1139
01:14:46,328 --> 01:14:50,942
and maybe, I saw some of your,
uh... alien drawings or whatever.

1140
01:15:02,835 --> 01:15:04,199
This is it.

1141
01:15:04,451 --> 01:15:06,389
Yep, deli. Good front.

1142
01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:09,349
Alright, wait here. I'll give
you the go/no go, alright?

1143
01:15:09,819 --> 01:15:12,604
Number 42, we got your...

1144
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:16,850
Cash only,whos next!

1145
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:20,237
i told you to cue the logs in the graind.
and then smoke it.

1146
01:15:20,272 --> 01:15:21,989
Ma, you want me to cut
my hand off here or what?

1147
01:15:22,019 --> 01:15:25,049
- You order a terrible piece of fish.
- I'm like a ninja, with a blade.

1148
01:15:25,069 --> 01:15:26,134
Get out of here!

1149
01:15:26,169 --> 01:15:28,594
Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?

1150
01:15:28,614 --> 01:15:30,084
Take a number, young man.

1151
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,849
Robo-Warrior.

1152
01:15:33,848 --> 01:15:34,561
Know him?

1153
01:15:35,084 --> 01:15:36,029
I never heard of him.

1154
01:15:36,030 --> 01:15:38,344
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal. com?

1155
01:15:38,345 --> 01:15:41,191
You must be talking about
that amateur blog operation-

1156
01:15:41,226 --> 01:15:43,404
with GameBoy level security.

1157
01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:44,611
Robo-Warrior.

1158
01:15:45,396 --> 01:15:47,441
It's him. It's him!
That's the guy right there.

1159
01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:48,407
That's him.

1160
01:15:49,475 --> 01:15:50,428
No.

1161
01:15:51,435 --> 01:15:52,472
You gotta be kidding me.

1162
01:15:52,473 --> 01:15:54,979
Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!

1163
01:15:54,980 --> 01:15:56,113
Out, right now!

1164
01:15:57,872 --> 01:15:59,295
Wait a minute, you know this guy?

1165
01:15:59,296 --> 01:16:00,782
- We're old friends.
- Whoa, friend,

1166
01:16:00,817 --> 01:16:03,501
you are the case that shut down Sector 7.

1167
01:16:03,502 --> 01:16:05,044
Got the time disbanded,

1168
01:16:05,079 --> 01:16:08,402
no more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.

1169
01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:11,499
All 'cause of you, and your
little criminal girlfriend.

1170
01:16:11,528 --> 01:16:13,070
Look at her now, so mature.

1171
01:16:13,271 --> 01:16:15,889
Moron, where's the white flesh?

1172
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:17,832
Hey! Don't touch me with that pig.

1173
01:16:17,892 --> 01:16:19,214
- Yakov!
- What?

1174
01:16:19,395 --> 01:16:21,480
You don't get Christmas
bonus just standing around.

1175
01:16:21,603 --> 01:16:23,454
You want those new
teeth you saw in SkyMall?

1176
01:16:23,693 --> 01:16:25,677
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.

1177
01:16:26,434 --> 01:16:28,268
- You live with your momma?
- No, my momma lives with me,

1178
01:16:28,298 --> 01:16:28,929
it's a big difference.

1179
01:16:28,930 --> 01:16:30,862
They got your face all
over the news, alien boy.

1180
01:16:30,897 --> 01:16:31,600
Yeah, I know.

1181
01:16:31,601 --> 01:16:33,025
And NBE-1 (Megatron),
still kicking, huh?

1182
01:16:33,283 --> 01:16:34,352
How did that happen?

1183
01:16:34,568 --> 01:16:36,626
Don't answer. I don't
know what you're hiding,

1184
01:16:36,661 --> 01:16:37,942
but I don't want anything to do with it.

1185
01:16:37,982 --> 01:16:40,316
So, goodbye, you never saw
me. I got bagels to schmeer.

1186
01:16:40,654 --> 01:16:42,023
- Vanish!
- Well, give me 5 seconds.

1187
01:16:42,024 --> 01:16:43,514
Look, hold on, I need your help.

1188
01:16:43,549 --> 01:16:45,979
Really, you need my help?

1189
01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:46,972
I need

1190
01:16:47,133 --> 01:16:49,436
Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?

1191
01:16:49,531 --> 01:16:51,343
I had a little Crab-bot who placed a device

1192
01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:52,901
deep into the soft tissues of my brain,

1193
01:16:52,936 --> 01:16:54,621
and started projecting little alien symbols

1194
01:16:54,656 --> 01:16:55,618
like a freaking whole movie

1195
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,406
and on top of that,
I'm a wanted fugitive.

1196
01:16:57,442 --> 01:16:58,591
So you think you got it rough?

1197
01:16:58,602 --> 01:17:00,779
You said it projected images of your brain?

1198
01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:01,607
Right.

1199
01:17:02,225 --> 01:17:03,544
Meat locker, now!

1200
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:05,423
- Dead pigs.
- Yuck.

1201
01:17:05,437 --> 01:17:07,396
What you're about to see is top secret.

1202
01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:10,278
Do not tell my mother.

1203
01:17:11,397 --> 01:17:12,841
Dead pigs, swine flu. Not good.

1204
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:13,669
Now you know.

1205
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,462
Next time, you eat a goat or a pig,

1206
01:17:15,463 --> 01:17:16,716
there's a story behind this.

1207
01:17:16,751 --> 01:17:18,068
Yeah, there's a story.

1208
01:17:18,473 --> 01:17:20,341
...you're saying
you believe in aliens?

1209
01:17:20,376 --> 01:17:21,704
Okay, files, files.

1210
01:17:21,856 --> 01:17:23,491
We're talking about symbols.

1211
01:17:24,211 --> 01:17:26,578
Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.

1212
01:17:27,746 --> 01:17:29,144
Okay, Cube-brain.

1213
01:17:30,199 --> 01:17:32,254
Any of these look like
the symbols you saw?

1214
01:17:32,499 --> 01:17:33,476
Where did you get these?

1215
01:17:33,948 --> 01:17:35,498
Before I got fired,

1216
01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:38,060
I poched S-7's crown jewels.

1217
01:17:38,095 --> 01:17:43,135
75 years of alien research
which points to one inescapable fact:

1218
01:17:43,171 --> 01:17:47,268
The Transformers; they've
been here a long, long time.

1219
01:17:47,603 --> 01:17:48,506
How do I know?

1220
01:17:49,850 --> 01:17:51,819
Archaeologists found
these unexplained markings

1221
01:17:51,854 --> 01:17:54,293
and ancient runes all over the world.

1222
01:17:54,635 --> 01:17:56,656
China, Egypt, Greece.

1223
01:17:57,472 --> 01:17:58,922
Shot at 1932.

1224
01:17:59,264 --> 01:18:00,934
These the symbols you're
seeing in your head?

1225
01:18:01,126 --> 01:18:03,419
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?

1226
01:18:04,135 --> 01:18:08,285
So, tell me, how did they end
up all drawing the same thing?

1227
01:18:09,704 --> 01:18:10,868
Aliens.

1228
01:18:11,111 --> 01:18:12,810
And I think some of them stayed.

1229
01:18:12,845 --> 01:18:13,742
Check this out.

1230
01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,823
Project Black Knife.

1231
01:18:16,155 --> 01:18:19,878
Robots, in disguise. Hiding here.

1232
01:18:20,061 --> 01:18:20,764
All along.

1233
01:18:20,787 --> 01:18:23,885
We detected radioactive
signatures all across the country.

1234
01:18:24,129 --> 01:18:27,580
I pleaded on my knees
with S-7 to investigate it

1235
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:31,194
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal.

1236
01:18:31,230 --> 01:18:33,894
That I was obsessed!

1237
01:18:33,965 --> 01:18:35,517
Me, can you imagine that?

1238
01:18:36,274 --> 01:18:38,722
Megatron said that there was
another Energon source here.

1239
01:18:38,758 --> 01:18:40,731
- On Earth? Another source?
- On Earth.

1240
01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:41,974
Okay, and that these symbols,

1241
01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:43,573
the maps in my head would lead him there.

1242
01:18:43,839 --> 01:18:45,592
Did you talk to your
Autobot friends about that?

1243
01:18:45,616 --> 01:18:46,826
No, no, no, the source is before them.

1244
01:18:46,866 --> 01:18:49,495
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them. It's before them.

1245
01:18:49,770 --> 01:18:51,271
- So it comes before that.
- Correct.

1246
01:18:52,087 --> 01:18:53,203
Well then we're porked.

1247
01:18:53,505 --> 01:18:55,261
Unless we can talk to a Decepticon.

1248
01:18:55,775 --> 01:18:57,909
I mean, I'm not on speaking
terms to one of them.

1249
01:18:57,939 --> 01:18:59,413
Actually, I am.

1250
01:19:04,102 --> 01:19:05,130
Let me out!

1251
01:19:05,945 --> 01:19:07,811
- It could be a little bit sad.
- Open it.

1252
01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:12,269
I'm gonna get so many
Decepticons on your butt!

1253
01:19:12,409 --> 01:19:13,400
Hey! Behave.

1254
01:19:13,412 --> 01:19:14,947
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.

1255
01:19:15,212 --> 01:19:17,098
- Can you train him?
- Tried to.

1256
01:19:17,793 --> 01:19:20,506
I spent my whole adult life to
come up with one of the aliens,

1257
01:19:20,541 --> 01:19:22,057
- You're very furious.
And you're carrying it around

1258
01:19:22,087 --> 01:19:23,839
...and you carry one around
in your purse like a chihuahua.

1259
01:19:24,762 --> 01:19:26,887
You want a throw down,
you pubic fro-head?

1260
01:19:27,198 --> 01:19:29,908
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.

1261
01:19:30,362 --> 01:19:31,782
You know, but if you're a good boy,

1262
01:19:31,839 --> 01:19:33,803
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.

1263
01:19:33,839 --> 01:19:35,178
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.

1264
01:19:35,214 --> 01:19:37,191
Just tell me what these symbols are.

1265
01:19:37,265 --> 01:19:38,367
Please.

1266
01:19:39,884 --> 01:19:40,588
Okay.

1267
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:44,871
Oh, I know that. That's
the language of the Primes.

1268
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,260
I don't read it, but uh, these guys...

1269
01:19:48,738 --> 01:19:51,481
Where the frick did you
find photos of these guys?

1270
01:19:51,715 --> 01:19:52,692
- Is this them?
- Yeah.

1271
01:19:52,732 --> 01:19:55,413
Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.

1272
01:19:55,522 --> 01:19:57,010
Oh, they've been here
for thousands of years,

1273
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,358
looking for something.

1274
01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:00,215
I don't know what,
nobody tells me nothing.

1275
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,408
Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya.

1276
01:20:02,571 --> 01:20:03,574
And I know where to find them.

1277
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:04,878
Show us.

1278
01:20:09,891 --> 01:20:11,619
Closest one's in Washington.

1279
01:20:14,430 --> 01:20:17,292
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.

1280
01:20:17,295 --> 01:20:19,636
Land of dreams in there.

1281
01:20:19,930 --> 01:20:22,173
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

1282
01:20:23,978 --> 01:20:25,609
- Hold those.
- What is that?

1283
01:20:26,895 --> 01:20:27,511
What?

1284
01:20:27,512 --> 01:20:29,017
I wear them when I'm in the funk.

1285
01:20:30,176 --> 01:20:32,810
So does Jeamby, Cheater.
It's a baseball thing.

1286
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:36,273
Okay. Once you synchronize,
sharpen mind and empty bladder.

1287
01:20:36,308 --> 01:20:39,332
if you get caught, demand an
attorney and don't ever say my name.

1288
01:20:39,368 --> 01:20:40,247
Here, take one of these pills.

1289
01:20:40,282 --> 01:20:41,126
Slip it under your tongue,

1290
01:20:41,154 --> 01:20:43,588
it's a high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.

1291
01:20:43,623 --> 01:20:45,425
Fools the polygraph everytime.

1292
01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:47,404
Okay, now let's get this show on the road.

1293
01:20:47,861 --> 01:20:49,812
Whoa, no, listen. I can't do this.

1294
01:20:49,843 --> 01:20:51,042
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?

1295
01:20:51,077 --> 01:20:52,405
'cause I'm not gonna do
this. Guards have guns,

1296
01:20:52,436 --> 01:20:54,060
- I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.

1297
01:20:54,365 --> 01:20:57,015
You compromise this
mission, you are dead to me.

1298
01:20:57,275 --> 01:21:00,452
Now look into my eyes, and
tighten up that spare tank.

1299
01:21:00,732 --> 01:21:02,011
The museum is now closing.

1300
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,828
yo,Papa, bad news, bro.

1301
01:21:04,223 --> 01:21:06,295
Ran out of toilet paper,
you got any out here?

1302
01:21:06,325 --> 01:21:08,494
- Please tell me you- - Sir,
I suggest you get in there.

1303
01:21:08,529 --> 01:21:09,994
The museum is closed.

1304
01:21:10,029 --> 01:21:12,699
Listen man, I understand that, but
as you can see, this is important.

1305
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,533
Dumper-dumper. I gotta go, alright?

1306
01:21:14,534 --> 01:21:17,192
Sir, you are a grown
naked man around showing...

1307
01:21:17,494 --> 01:21:20,151
- Pull your pants up and
exit- - I'm not going anywhere.

1308
01:21:25,064 --> 01:21:26,382
You got that paper, right, sir?

1309
01:21:26,607 --> 01:21:27,709
You should be embarassed.

1310
01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:29,397
This a family museum, sir.

1311
01:21:48,079 --> 01:21:49,701
What is going on here?

1312
01:21:49,736 --> 01:21:51,643
How many times can you
get tased in the nuts?

1313
01:21:51,644 --> 01:21:54,193
before you can't have kids, huh, you know?

1314
01:21:54,228 --> 01:21:56,186
You're an amateur, man, a rank amateur.

1315
01:22:00,059 --> 01:22:01,881
There's now five guards. Five guards.

1316
01:22:02,391 --> 01:22:03,826
- You get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second.

1317
01:22:04,124 --> 01:22:05,442
I gotta get the tracker, alright.

1318
01:22:06,098 --> 01:22:08,341
- Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.

1319
01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:27,541
Look, look. Follow him, follow him.

1320
01:22:27,577 --> 01:22:28,398
He knows where he's going.

1321
01:22:34,294 --> 01:22:35,511
- He knows something.
- What?

1322
01:22:35,546 --> 01:22:36,759
He knows something!

1323
01:22:42,963 --> 01:22:44,250
- You got what I got?
- Yeah.

1324
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,152
Blackbird.

1325
01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:49,513
There he is.

1326
01:22:49,848 --> 01:22:51,371
This guy's a legend,

1327
01:22:51,421 --> 01:22:53,888
like-like the Chairman of
the Board. (Frank Sinatra)

1328
01:22:53,923 --> 01:22:55,654
Yo, freshman, point the shard.

1329
01:22:56,148 --> 01:22:58,243
And watch the magic happen.

1330
01:23:05,315 --> 01:23:07,377
Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!

1331
01:23:07,821 --> 01:23:09,460
- Decepticon?
- What is it?

1332
01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,417
*** now!

1333
01:23:24,075 --> 01:23:26,884
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?

1334
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:31,739
****, show yourselves!

1335
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,991
Suffer my infinite wrath!

1336
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:38,168
Come here, you little
spinal-cord-based organisms.

1337
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,400
Bugger it!

1338
01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:45,708
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

1339
01:23:45,743 --> 01:23:47,860
Prepare for remote systems override!

1340
01:23:47,895 --> 01:23:49,378
I tell you, this guy did not age well.

1341
01:23:49,413 --> 01:23:52,276
- Makes it easier to hurt us.
- I command these doors to open.

1342
01:23:52,559 --> 01:23:53,567
Fire!

1343
01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:56,446
Oh, I said, fire!

1344
01:23:57,501 --> 01:23:58,796
Bollocks.

1345
01:23:58,797 --> 01:24:00,928
Damn these worthless parts!

1346
01:24:01,505 --> 01:24:02,332
Wait a second.

1347
01:24:02,675 --> 01:24:06,208
Itchy wretched rust in my arse.

1348
01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:09,534
Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry.

1349
01:24:09,569 --> 01:24:11,889
Very angry. We gotta catch that plane!

1350
01:24:15,688 --> 01:24:17,070
I'm on a mission.

1351
01:24:17,745 --> 01:24:19,240
- W-wait, wait!
- Wait, wait, wait.

1352
01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:20,309
- Hey!
- What do you want?

1353
01:24:20,310 --> 01:24:21,422
Look, we just want to talk!

1354
01:24:21,457 --> 01:24:23,318
I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!

1355
01:24:23,353 --> 01:24:25,178
I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.

1356
01:24:25,213 --> 01:24:26,964
- What planet am I on?
- Earth.

1357
01:24:27,306 --> 01:24:29,220
"Earth"? Terrible name for a planet,

1358
01:24:29,355 --> 01:24:31,719
might as well call it "dirt".
- Planet Dirt.

1359
01:24:32,810 --> 01:24:35,855
Tell me, is that robot
civil war still going on?

1360
01:24:36,619 --> 01:24:38,173
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.

1361
01:24:39,229 --> 01:24:41,406
Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

1362
01:24:41,441 --> 01:24:42,858
What do you mean, "changed sides"?

1363
01:24:42,893 --> 01:24:43,836
It's a choice.

1364
01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:48,237
It's an intensely personal
decision. So much negativity.

1365
01:24:48,296 --> 01:24:50,351
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

1366
01:24:50,386 --> 01:24:51,463
You mean you don't have to work for those

1367
01:24:51,494 --> 01:24:52,994
miserable, freaking Decepticons?

1368
01:24:53,036 --> 01:24:56,411
If the Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.

1369
01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:59,204
I'm changing sides, I'm changing
sides, true Warrior Goddess!

1370
01:24:59,567 --> 01:25:01,876
- Who's your little Autobot?
- Oh you cutes.

1371
01:25:01,909 --> 01:25:02,677
Name's Wheelie.

1372
01:25:03,301 --> 01:25:04,729
Say my name, say my name!

1373
01:25:05,121 --> 01:25:06,823
What are you allowing to
happen to your foot just now?

1374
01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:08,286
At least he's faithful, Sam.

1375
01:25:08,426 --> 01:25:11,044
Yeah, well, he's faithful, and
he's nude and he's perverted.

1376
01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,083
Can you just, Can you stop?

1377
01:25:14,133 --> 01:25:16,397
- Hey, what are you doing?
- I don't wanna argue it.

1378
01:25:16,433 --> 01:25:17,508
What were you saying?

1379
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,841
I told you my name was Jetfire!

1380
01:25:19,991 --> 01:25:21,394
So stop judging me!

1381
01:25:21,644 --> 01:25:23,116
Wow, someone shit in
the bed this morning?

1382
01:25:23,345 --> 01:25:26,273
I have issues of my own, and
it started with my mother!

1383
01:25:26,523 --> 01:25:28,452
My ancestors have been here for centuries.

1384
01:25:28,754 --> 01:25:31,674
My father, well, was a
wheel! The first wheel!

1385
01:25:31,942 --> 01:25:33,761
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.

1386
01:25:34,116 --> 01:25:38,175
Nothing! But he did so
with honor, dignity and..

1387
01:25:45,928 --> 01:25:46,928
Bollocks..!

1388
01:25:47,371 --> 01:25:50,364
My boosters are fried.

1389
01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:52,571
I think we could help each other.

1390
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:55,103
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know.

1391
01:25:55,138 --> 01:25:56,280
- I do.
- I don't think he knows anything.

1392
01:25:56,373 --> 01:25:57,903
Honestly, I don't know.

1393
01:26:01,093 --> 01:26:01,926
These vivid symbols,

1394
01:26:02,218 --> 01:26:03,990
they're symbols but they are in my mind.

1395
01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,025
You see, all this is in my mind.

1396
01:26:05,265 --> 01:26:06,740
And Megatron wants what's in my mind.

1397
01:26:07,237 --> 01:26:08,231
Him and someone called the Fallen.

1398
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:11,851
The Fallen? I know him.
He left me here to rust.

1399
01:26:12,421 --> 01:26:13,806
The original Decepticon.

1400
01:26:13,899 --> 01:26:17,743
He was terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos...

1401
01:26:17,763 --> 01:26:20,347
These transcriptions, they
were a part of my mission,

1402
01:26:20,377 --> 01:26:21,922
the Fallen's search. I remember now.

1403
01:26:22,162 --> 01:26:24,334
for The dagger's tip and the key!

1404
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,066
Yo, slow down. Wait. The
dagger's tip, the key,

1405
01:26:26,101 --> 01:26:27,712
- what are you talking about?
- No time to explain.

1406
01:26:28,259 --> 01:26:29,431
Hold on, everybody!

1407
01:26:29,437 --> 01:26:31,855
Stay still or you'll die!

1408
01:26:57,841 --> 01:26:59,493
Well, that wasn't so bad.

1409
01:26:59,624 --> 01:27:01,372
I just hope we're still on the right planet.

1410
01:27:01,412 --> 01:27:03,340
Hey, that frickin' hurt!

1411
01:27:04,992 --> 01:27:06,259
Oh, my God!

1412
01:27:13,008 --> 01:27:15,063
Oh, God!

1413
01:27:18,702 --> 01:27:22,572
Oh, my God! You beautiful face,
this will be a perfect moment.

1414
01:27:22,642 --> 01:27:24,632
Except you landed on my testicles.

1415
01:27:24,845 --> 01:27:26,475
Please get off!

1416
01:27:28,841 --> 01:27:30,201
My balls!

1417
01:27:30,606 --> 01:27:31,897
Sam!

1418
01:27:33,224 --> 01:27:36,308
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!

1419
01:27:37,737 --> 01:27:38,776
Oh, my God.

1420
01:27:39,116 --> 01:27:41,145
What is this? It's Vegas!

1421
01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:43,193
- You guys okay?
- Yeah!

1422
01:27:43,394 --> 01:27:46,204
Hey! I think we're in Vegas!

1423
01:27:46,305 --> 01:27:47,905
That really, really hurts.

1424
01:27:48,046 --> 01:27:50,472
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt.

1425
01:27:50,507 --> 01:27:51,822
People could've gotten killed, okay?

1426
01:27:51,872 --> 01:27:53,611
And if I would have gotten hurt,
you would have heard from my lawyer!

1427
01:27:53,762 --> 01:27:54,506
Oh, shut up!

1428
01:27:54,556 --> 01:27:56,434
I told you I was opening a space bridge.

1429
01:27:57,064 --> 01:27:59,128
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

1430
01:27:59,329 --> 01:28:01,531
What did you tell us? You
didn't tell us anything!

1431
01:28:01,859 --> 01:28:03,896
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt!?

1432
01:28:04,097 --> 01:28:07,094
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling.

1433
01:28:07,421 --> 01:28:10,012
- You were duly informed.
- Can you just stop for a second?

1434
01:28:10,043 --> 01:28:11,477
Can you focus? Can you
tell us why we're in Egypt

1435
01:28:11,612 --> 01:28:13,685
so we can all have a little bit
assemblance and peace of mind?

1436
01:28:14,086 --> 01:28:17,766
This planet was visited
by our race once before

1437
01:28:17,767 --> 01:28:19,982
by our earliest ancestors millennium ago.

1438
01:28:20,317 --> 01:28:23,923
They were on an exploratory
mission to harvest Energon,

1439
01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:26,551
the lifeblood of our race.

1440
01:28:26,586 --> 01:28:29,528
Without it, we'll all perish
oxidize and rust,

1441
01:28:29,668 --> 01:28:30,899
like my wretched self!

1442
01:28:31,150 --> 01:28:34,841
Do you have any idea what it's
like to slowly fall apart and die?

1443
01:28:35,076 --> 01:28:38,421
Let's not get episodic,
okay? Old-timer?

1444
01:28:38,675 --> 01:28:44,127
Beginning, middle, end. Facts,
details, condense, plot, tell it.

1445
01:28:44,128 --> 01:28:48,316
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.

1446
01:28:48,989 --> 01:28:53,496
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.

1447
01:28:53,507 --> 01:28:54,941
- Destroy suns?
- You mean, blow them up?

1448
01:28:55,061 --> 01:29:00,019
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
there were seven Primes,our original leaders.

1449
01:29:00,265 --> 01:29:03,737
And they set out into the universe
seeking distant suns to harvest.

1450
01:29:05,228 --> 01:29:07,338
The Primes set out with one rule:

1451
01:29:07,539 --> 01:29:10,291
Never destroy a planet with life.

1452
01:29:10,492 --> 01:29:13,595
Until one of them tried to defy this rule-

1453
01:29:13,630 --> 01:29:17,650
And his name, for evermore,
was The Fallen.

1454
01:29:19,464 --> 01:29:21,908
He despised the human race.

1455
01:29:23,237 --> 01:29:27,227
And he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.

1456
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:31,368
The only way to activate
it is with a legendary key

1457
01:29:31,469 --> 01:29:34,904
called the Matrix of Leadership.

1458
01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:45,677
A great battle took place
over possession of the Matrix.

1459
01:29:50,069 --> 01:29:52,664
The Fallen was stronger than his brothers,

1460
01:29:53,822 --> 01:29:58,822
so they had no choice but to
steal and hide it from him.

1461
01:29:59,308 --> 01:30:04,139
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away

1462
01:30:04,175 --> 01:30:07,476
in a tomb made of their very own bodies.

1463
01:30:08,098 --> 01:30:11,096
A tomb we cannot find.

1464
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,919
Somewhere, buried in this desert,

1465
01:30:15,054 --> 01:30:17,160
that deadly machine remains.

1466
01:30:17,995 --> 01:30:19,996
The Fallen knows where it is.

1467
01:30:20,031 --> 01:30:22,885
And if he finds the Tomb of the
Primes, your world...

1468
01:30:23,620 --> 01:30:25,720
will be no more.

1469
01:30:26,066 --> 01:30:27,367
Okay, so how do we stop it?

1470
01:30:27,702 --> 01:30:29,753
Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.

1471
01:30:30,190 --> 01:30:31,659
Optimus Prime?

1472
01:30:34,505 --> 01:30:36,595
So you met a Prime?

1473
01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:39,361
You must have met a great descendant.

1474
01:30:39,496 --> 01:30:40,816
Is he alive?

1475
01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:43,182
Here? On this planet?

1476
01:30:43,477 --> 01:30:45,748
He sacrificed himself to save me.

1477
01:30:46,487 --> 01:30:47,738
So he's dead.

1478
01:30:47,911 --> 01:30:49,782
Without a Prime, it's impossible.

1479
01:30:49,784 --> 01:30:51,896
No one else could stop The Fallen.

1480
01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:55,399
So the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine...

1481
01:30:55,731 --> 01:30:59,106
Could that energy somehow
be used to reactivate Optimus

1482
01:30:59,142 --> 01:31:00,111
and bring him back to life?

1483
01:31:00,146 --> 01:31:02,159
It was never designed for that purpose,

1484
01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:04,503
but it's an energy like no other.

1485
01:31:04,795 --> 01:31:09,041
So then how do you get us to the
Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?

1486
01:31:09,077 --> 01:31:12,359
Follow your mind,
your map, your symbols.

1487
01:31:12,394 --> 01:31:15,010
What you carved in the sand, it's your clue.

1488
01:31:15,045 --> 01:31:17,072
When dawn alights the Dagger's tip...

1489
01:31:17,213 --> 01:31:20,110
three kings will reveal the doorway.

1490
01:31:20,144 --> 01:31:21,966
Find the doorway!

1491
01:31:22,202 --> 01:31:23,504
Go now, go!

1492
01:31:23,858 --> 01:31:27,134
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.

1493
01:31:27,169 --> 01:31:29,682
Go before the Decepticons find me

1494
01:31:29,804 --> 01:31:31,492
and find you.

1495
01:31:37,527 --> 01:31:39,407
That was my CIA contact.

1496
01:31:39,448 --> 01:31:41,871
Says Ancient Sumerian used
to call the Gulf of Aqaba

1497
01:31:41,922 --> 01:31:43,629
- the Dagger's Tip.
- That's the dagger's tip.

1498
01:31:43,864 --> 01:31:45,311
- It's part of the Red Sea.
- Got it.

1499
01:31:45,346 --> 01:31:47,556
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.

1500
01:31:47,591 --> 01:31:49,652
29 and a half degrees north. 35 east.

1501
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:50,946
There it is.

1502
01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:53,251
Okay, first thing we gotta do
is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.

1503
01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:55,526
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?

1504
01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:56,985
We're gonna make a call.

1505
01:31:59,884 --> 01:32:01,386
We got the cops.

1506
01:32:07,516 --> 01:32:09,137
I can't go to prison, guys!

1507
01:32:12,609 --> 01:32:15,262
Sam, you gotta get off this road now.

1508
01:32:25,575 --> 01:32:27,406
Man, stupid cops.

1509
01:32:27,841 --> 01:32:29,692
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.

1510
01:32:29,866 --> 01:32:31,758
Shut up, or I'm gonna plant
my fist in your face!

1511
01:32:32,563 --> 01:32:33,529
They're gone.

1512
01:32:34,464 --> 01:32:35,422
Wait another time.

1513
01:32:35,618 --> 01:32:36,660
I'm gonna make the call to Lennox.

1514
01:32:36,696 --> 01:32:38,958
You are in this worldwide
wanted list try calling one base,

1515
01:32:38,993 --> 01:32:40,643
they'll track you here in seconds.

1516
01:32:40,744 --> 01:32:42,401
CIA is all over this place.

1517
01:32:42,413 --> 01:32:43,679
You're gonna call.

1518
01:32:48,975 --> 01:32:50,952
Okay,
that's-that's a good idea.

1519
01:32:50,953 --> 01:32:52,605
- Alright?
- I mean I just was...

1520
01:32:53,076 --> 01:32:54,078
Had my mind on other things..

1521
01:32:54,113 --> 01:32:55,825
Like winding up in in egyptiean prison.

1522
01:32:56,892 --> 01:32:57,849
New Jersey

1523
01:32:57,884 --> 01:33:00,723
This departure: 2100 hours.

1524
01:33:02,260 --> 01:33:03,647
So we're shooed back to base.

1525
01:33:04,443 --> 01:33:05,872
This is such a mistake.

1526
01:33:11,273 --> 01:33:13,509
Major Lennox, phone call.

1527
01:33:14,235 --> 01:33:16,148
Lennox, I'm with the kid.
The kid, you know?

1528
01:33:16,214 --> 01:33:17,454
The one with the attitude, right?

1529
01:33:17,655 --> 01:33:19,199
I need the truck.
The truck.

1530
01:33:19,234 --> 01:33:21,960
We got a possible resurrection
going on over there.

1531
01:33:21,995 --> 01:33:23,115
You're not gonna believe where we are.

1532
01:33:23,124 --> 01:33:26,260
Code Tut,
as in King Tutankhamen,

1533
01:33:26,290 --> 01:33:27,563
back of a $1 bill.

1534
01:33:27,882 --> 01:33:32,525
Coordinates for air-drop,
29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1535
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,327
Get it.
Write it down, write it down.

1536
01:33:34,431 --> 01:33:35,601
Oh, my God.

1537
01:33:35,636 --> 01:33:37,424
I gotta go, okay.
I hate the cops.

1538
01:33:37,425 --> 01:33:38,537
W- Wait, who are you?

1539
01:33:40,127 --> 01:33:42,670
Wait, it's me.
Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.

1540
01:33:42,773 --> 01:33:44,089
The cops are coming right now.
We need to go.

1541
01:33:47,161 --> 01:33:50,705
Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1542
01:33:50,706 --> 01:33:53,130
Tip of the Red Sea,
Gulf of Aqaba.

1543
01:33:53,515 --> 01:33:54,682
Egypt.

1544
01:33:54,953 --> 01:33:56,249
Are you serious?

1545
01:33:57,300 --> 01:33:58,602
Sir.

1546
01:34:02,473 --> 01:34:05,066
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there.

1547
01:34:05,466 --> 01:34:08,298
How is this little kid
supposed to bring him back to life?

1548
01:34:09,015 --> 01:34:10,051
I don't know.

1549
01:34:10,527 --> 01:34:12,237
But we gotta trust him.

1550
01:34:13,864 --> 01:34:15,081
Okay, let's go over it again.

1551
01:34:15,282 --> 01:34:17,339
When the dawn alights the dagger's tip,

1552
01:34:17,478 --> 01:34:19,658
- the three kings...
- ... will reveal the doorway.

1553
01:34:19,693 --> 01:34:21,738
That's what he said.
You know what that means?

1554
01:34:21,830 --> 01:34:23,651
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.

1555
01:34:23,652 --> 01:34:25,127
Oh my God, oh my God.
Checkpoint, checkpoint.

1556
01:34:25,262 --> 01:34:26,905
I don't have my passport.

1557
01:34:28,910 --> 01:34:33,711
Passport.

1558
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,379
They have cams at the top.

1559
01:34:41,464 --> 01:34:43,299
He's the one that they want.

1560
01:34:44,168 --> 01:34:46,231
Alright, chill.
Let's be nice to them.

1561
01:34:46,846 --> 01:34:48,517
I can handle it.
These are my people.

1562
01:34:48,679 --> 01:34:50,583
- Yeah.
- I'm 1/36 arab.

1563
01:34:52,883 --> 01:34:54,713
Oh great, a frickin' munchkin.

1564
01:34:54,748 --> 01:34:57,136
Oh, little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.

1565
01:35:02,375 --> 01:35:06,203
- What do you want?
- I want to go to...

1566
01:35:06,279 --> 01:35:07,802
The Dagger's Tip, right?

1567
01:35:08,803 --> 01:35:11,450
Egypt, Jordan.
We wanna go there.

1568
01:35:11,451 --> 01:35:13,464
Me and my family.
This is my family.

1569
01:35:13,465 --> 01:35:15,513
- This is my son, my other son.
- Hi there.

1570
01:35:15,549 --> 01:35:16,282
My daughter.

1571
01:35:16,304 --> 01:35:18,559
We're tourists from New York.

1572
01:35:18,681 --> 01:35:20,291
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.

1573
01:35:20,651 --> 01:35:21,759
50 kilometres.

1574
01:35:21,794 --> 01:35:23,194
You're going to get
one of my falafels there.

1575
01:35:23,229 --> 01:35:24,185
Yeah,
thank you very much.

1576
01:35:24,225 --> 01:35:26,193
- New York.
- I know, I know you from somewhere.

1577
01:35:26,709 --> 01:35:28,275
No, we do not work for the CIA.

1578
01:35:32,740 --> 01:35:36,258
Decepticons,
voice location

1579
01:35:36,452 --> 01:35:37,817
detected.

1580
01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:41,925
Starscream in pursuit.

1581
01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:49,079
Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in
with your surrounding.

1582
01:35:49,109 --> 01:35:51,352
You know, you gotta be
part of the landscape.

1583
01:35:59,258 --> 01:36:00,574
Awesome.

1584
01:36:01,078 --> 01:36:02,194
I think aliens built that.

1585
01:36:03,455 --> 01:36:04,693
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1586
01:36:04,822 --> 01:36:06,302
Go, move it!
Move it.

1587
01:36:06,785 --> 01:36:07,647
- Hey, guard us.

1588
01:36:07,822 --> 01:36:09,360
Low-profile,
don't make a scene, okay?

1589
01:36:09,395 --> 01:36:10,800
Yeah, some of us got work to do!

1590
01:36:10,931 --> 01:36:12,405
Dumb Autobots.

1591
01:36:15,835 --> 01:36:19,035
Estimated time of detachment
NEST, 0600 AM

1592
01:36:33,643 --> 01:36:35,892
Being my girlfriend
is hazardous to your health.

1593
01:36:37,642 --> 01:36:42,040
Yeah, well,
girls like dangerous boys.

1594
01:36:42,218 --> 01:36:43,869
- Really?
- Yeah.

1595
01:36:46,538 --> 01:36:48,371
Why don't you say it?

1596
01:36:48,917 --> 01:36:50,402
Ladies first.

1597
01:36:51,912 --> 01:36:54,227
Okay, so tonight,
you're gonna be a gentleman.

1598
01:36:54,446 --> 01:36:55,811
You're really chivalrous.

1599
01:36:56,182 --> 01:36:57,141
Why are you mad at me?

1600
01:36:57,728 --> 01:36:59,768
You know what?
Baby, I'm not...

1601
01:37:00,170 --> 01:37:01,659
I'm not mad.

1602
01:37:02,514 --> 01:37:06,936
You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles
to keep you from getting killed.

1603
01:37:07,295 --> 01:37:08,114
I know.

1604
01:37:11,556 --> 01:37:13,419
Who else could be your girlfriend too?

1605
01:37:14,365 --> 01:37:16,420
Look at the things
that I'm going through with you.

1606
01:37:17,681 --> 01:37:20,101
And now we're underneath
the moon and the stars

1607
01:37:20,136 --> 01:37:22,436
and the three most beautiful
pyramids on the planet

1608
01:37:22,477 --> 01:37:24,537
and you still can't even tell me
that you love me.

1609
01:37:28,223 --> 01:37:29,198
- What?
- Wait.

1610
01:37:29,233 --> 01:37:31,846
- Why do boys always change the subject?
- The moon and the stars...

1611
01:37:32,081 --> 01:37:33,847
- Sam...
- Come with me really quick.

1612
01:37:41,719 --> 01:37:43,796
Simmons, Leo,
wake up!

1613
01:37:47,117 --> 01:37:49,366
Listen, astronomy class, page 47,
you remember the class?

1614
01:37:49,401 --> 01:37:52,002
No, no, I was only in college
for two days, you remember that?

1615
01:37:52,037 --> 01:37:54,017
- Yeah, well, get up. Up, up.
- What are you talking about?

1616
01:37:59,403 --> 01:38:00,673
Can you see those three stars?

1617
01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:02,422
You see how the last one
touches the horizon?

1618
01:38:02,646 --> 01:38:03,697
That's Orion's belt.

1619
01:38:03,818 --> 01:38:05,804
It's also called the Three Kings
and the reason for that is-

1620
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,875
the three Egyptian kings who built
the pyramids in Giza built them-

1621
01:38:09,011 --> 01:38:09,955
to mirror those stars.

1622
01:38:09,990 --> 01:38:11,685
So it's like an arrow staring
us straight in the face.

1623
01:38:11,718 --> 01:38:14,008
They all point due east towards Jordan.

1624
01:38:14,141 --> 01:38:15,543
The mountains of Petra.

1625
01:38:27,862 --> 01:38:31,976
We got an engine malfunction.
We gotta have to divert...

1626
01:38:32,780 --> 01:38:34,409
Flight's gonna lower,
prepare for bail-out.

1627
01:38:34,555 --> 01:38:36,774
Bail-out, bail-out,
bail-out, bail-out?

1628
01:38:36,809 --> 01:38:38,962
Alright, team,
grab your chutes.

1629
01:38:38,997 --> 01:38:39,764
Bail-out?

1630
01:38:41,922 --> 01:38:43,563
Familiar with the standard MC-4?

1631
01:38:43,794 --> 01:38:46,612
Of course not. I've never jumped out
of a perfectly good airplane before.

1632
01:38:46,688 --> 01:38:47,963
Wait a minute,
is this really happening?

1633
01:38:48,001 --> 01:38:48,704
Yeah.

1634
01:38:49,530 --> 01:38:50,433
Alright.

1635
01:38:51,378 --> 01:38:52,845
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

1636
01:38:53,220 --> 01:38:54,627
You're behind this,
aren't you?

1637
01:38:55,131 --> 01:38:56,200
What are you talking about?

1638
01:38:56,235 --> 01:38:58,332
You heard the pilot.
These guys don't mess around.

1639
01:38:59,529 --> 01:39:02,543
This is just standard procedure.
I'm just following orders to the letter.

1640
01:39:02,578 --> 01:39:03,788
Don't you know what you said?

1641
01:39:04,830 --> 01:39:07,225
You just signed the death
warrant to your career.

1642
01:39:12,814 --> 01:39:14,004
Wait, what was that?
What's that?

1643
01:39:14,187 --> 01:39:15,237
That's not good.

1644
01:39:15,753 --> 01:39:18,030
Come on.
Right this way, right this way!

1645
01:39:18,070 --> 01:39:18,795
I can't jump out of an airplane.

1646
01:39:18,818 --> 01:39:20,124
I've got an ulcer.

1647
01:39:24,139 --> 01:39:26,215
Come here.
Come here.

1648
01:39:26,578 --> 01:39:27,333
Why do I have to go first?

1649
01:39:27,383 --> 01:39:30,488
Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

1650
01:39:30,489 --> 01:39:32,439
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully

1651
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,570
and memorize everything that I say.

1652
01:39:34,712 --> 01:39:37,665
Each of us has GPS trackers, so
you can be found by search and rescue. -

1653
01:39:42,390 --> 01:39:43,880
- Look, are you listening?
- I can't hear you.

1654
01:39:45,076 --> 01:39:46,732
- Alright, alright.
- Alright.

1655
01:39:46,816 --> 01:39:48,668
When the pilot chute inflates into the air,

1656
01:39:48,669 --> 01:39:50,776
it pulls the pin and opens the main,

1657
01:39:50,835 --> 01:39:53,045
break your backup,
lose your primary.

1658
01:39:53,239 --> 01:39:54,553
I want you to pull the blue.

1659
01:39:54,674 --> 01:39:56,420
I need you to pull it really hard.

1660
01:39:57,216 --> 01:39:59,795
Not right now.
We're on the plane, you dumbass!

1661
01:40:03,118 --> 01:40:04,176
Did he say goodbye?

1662
01:40:04,236 --> 01:40:05,949
No, he didn't even say goodbye.

1663
01:40:06,473 --> 01:40:08,125
General,
we're loaded and ready.

1664
01:40:08,344 --> 01:40:11,207
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.

1665
01:40:11,225 --> 01:40:12,294
- Excellent.
- Sir,

1666
01:40:12,297 --> 01:40:14,068
you need to see this.
Now.

1667
01:40:16,671 --> 01:40:18,335
Have we checked these coordinates?

1668
01:40:18,370 --> 01:40:19,782
Egypt, sir.
They're air-dropping in.

1669
01:40:19,802 --> 01:40:21,110
You gotta be kidding me.

1670
01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:22,895
He knows something.

1671
01:40:23,014 --> 01:40:25,884
We need to be ready to back him up,
if this thing goes hot.

1672
01:40:26,754 --> 01:40:27,504
Copy that.

1673
01:40:28,031 --> 01:40:30,195
CIA just got a hit on the boy.

1674
01:40:30,749 --> 01:40:33,321
Hundred miles from the location
on that little map* there.

1675
01:40:33,322 --> 01:40:34,127
It's getting hotter.

1676
01:40:38,619 --> 01:40:41,251
It's gotta be...
around here somewhere.

1677
01:41:03,576 --> 01:41:05,794
What is this?
You see this?

1678
01:41:06,087 --> 01:41:07,192
Spectacular!

1679
01:41:21,889 --> 01:41:23,143
It's here somewhere,
guys.

1680
01:41:23,184 --> 01:41:24,142
Oh yeah, why?

1681
01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:26,196
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

1682
01:41:26,232 --> 01:41:27,586
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on.

1683
01:41:27,656 --> 01:41:30,128
On his defense,
this is the biggest doorway

1684
01:41:30,163 --> 01:41:31,850
I've ever seen in my entire life.

1685
01:41:32,557 --> 01:41:35,277
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, alright?

1686
01:41:35,969 --> 01:41:36,671
Nope.

1687
01:41:36,794 --> 01:41:38,704
Ever crossed your mind, guys, that
archaeologists have been here before?

1688
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:40,049
There's nothing here.

1689
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,735
Real life is heartbreak,
despair, kid.

1690
01:41:42,956 --> 01:41:45,113
Sometimes, you get
to the end of the rainbow-

1691
01:41:45,153 --> 01:41:46,917
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it.

1692
01:41:46,952 --> 01:41:48,630
I'm not listening to you;
you live with your mother.

1693
01:41:50,570 --> 01:41:52,648
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.

1694
01:41:52,683 --> 01:41:54,397
Why are we still listening
to your little punk-ass?

1695
01:41:54,432 --> 01:41:56,336
I mean, what have you ever done for us
except ding my rim?

1696
01:41:56,571 --> 01:41:58,579
Kill Megatron.
How about that?

1697
01:41:59,014 --> 01:42:00,627
Well, he didn't get the job done,
you know what I mean,

1698
01:42:00,657 --> 01:42:02,554
- 'cause he's back, man.
- You scared?

1699
01:42:02,575 --> 01:42:04,441
Well, scared?
Scared of your ugly face.

1700
01:42:04,738 --> 01:42:07,329
I'm ugly?
Well, we twins, you stupid genius.

1701
01:42:14,342 --> 01:42:16,186
Guys!
Oh, hey!

1702
01:42:16,791 --> 01:42:17,932
You like the way that feels?

1703
01:42:17,968 --> 01:42:19,576
- That ain't hurt.
- You got that, don't you?

1704
01:42:19,611 --> 01:42:20,402
I'm getting up-

1705
01:42:21,305 --> 01:42:22,509
Bumblebee!

1706
01:42:29,033 --> 01:42:30,611
Now that's rude.

1707
01:42:41,992 --> 01:42:44,305
Oh, my God!
The symbols.

1708
01:42:45,421 --> 01:42:47,050
Bee!
Shoot it.

1709
01:43:12,468 --> 01:43:13,772
Check this out.

1710
01:43:16,978 --> 01:43:17,925
Wow!

1711
01:43:21,239 --> 01:43:22,818
The Tomb of the Primes.

1712
01:43:40,870 --> 01:43:42,246
The Matrix.

1713
01:44:00,806 --> 01:44:02,010
No, no...

1714
01:44:06,042 --> 01:44:08,858
Thousands of years turned to dust.

1715
01:44:09,133 --> 01:44:10,790
This isn't how it's supposed to end.

1716
01:44:11,050 --> 01:44:11,867
Hear that?

1717
01:44:17,010 --> 01:44:19,765
US Air Force. C-17s.

1718
01:44:20,809 --> 01:44:23,340
You can't bring it back, Sam,
there's nothing left.

1719
01:44:23,595 --> 01:44:25,569
Look, look around you.

1720
01:44:25,828 --> 01:44:28,501
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all.

1721
01:44:28,537 --> 01:44:29,942
and then just have it end like this.

1722
01:44:29,958 --> 01:44:31,306
There is a reason that we're here.

1723
01:44:31,342 --> 01:44:34,236
The voices and the symbols
in my head led us here...

1724
01:44:34,237 --> 01:44:35,463
for a purpose.

1725
01:44:40,985 --> 01:44:43,463
Everyone's after me
because of what I know.

1726
01:44:45,790 --> 01:44:48,873
And what I know is that this is gonna work.

1727
01:44:49,526 --> 01:44:51,188
How do you know it's gonna work?

1728
01:44:51,223 --> 01:44:52,721
Because I believe it.

1729
01:45:03,335 --> 01:45:05,572
Best let me out of this plane.

1730
01:45:16,358 --> 01:45:19,436
He's dropping the big one.
Sam!

1731
01:45:25,688 --> 01:45:27,517
You think you can bring him
back to life with that pixie dust?

1732
01:45:27,753 --> 01:45:30,201
Absolutely.
Let's go!

1733
01:45:39,508 --> 01:45:40,210
Go!

1734
01:45:41,867 --> 01:45:42,569
Move it!

1735
01:45:43,183 --> 01:45:45,401
Remember they're friendly!

1736
01:45:54,972 --> 01:45:56,133
Cover Optimus!

1737
01:45:59,418 --> 01:46:01,468
Secure the goods.
Get those cases down here.

1738
01:46:01,469 --> 01:46:03,555
Get snipers and Stingers up high.

1739
01:46:04,070 --> 01:46:06,338
So he just dropped off
ten tons of dead robot

1740
01:46:06,358 --> 01:46:07,414
in the middle of nowhere.

1741
01:46:07,991 --> 01:46:09,792
Hope this little kid know what he's doing.

1742
01:46:09,827 --> 01:46:10,794
Yeah, me too.

1743
01:46:16,771 --> 01:46:20,173
Got a visual!
Yellow tee*, four klicks.

1744
01:46:23,319 --> 01:46:24,465
Hot-flare!

1745
01:46:27,039 --> 01:46:28,851
That's them right there.
You see the flare?

1746
01:46:28,900 --> 01:46:29,918
Right over there!
See it?

1747
01:46:31,258 --> 01:46:33,324
The boy has been found.

1748
01:46:40,797 --> 01:46:41,616
Sam!

1749
01:46:54,173 --> 01:46:55,675
Oh God, please God,

1750
01:46:55,704 --> 01:46:56,857
- please!
- Leo, stop freaking out.

1751
01:46:56,892 --> 01:46:59,190
- Just stop freaking out!
- Just drop this guy off, huh?

1752
01:46:59,226 --> 01:47:00,850
- Please let me live, just let me live.
- Stop freaking out!

1753
01:47:01,171 --> 01:47:02,718
Just stop screaming right now. That's it.

1754
01:47:05,351 --> 01:47:07,283
Can't take that guy anymore.

1755
01:47:20,235 --> 01:47:23,135
Hide in the dust!
Through the dust.

1756
01:47:29,844 --> 01:47:30,518
We gotta split up.

1757
01:47:30,519 --> 01:47:33,421
Bumblebee, you are the decoy.
You lead the Decepticons away, alright?

1758
01:47:33,745 --> 01:47:34,782
I'm gonna get Optimus.

1759
01:47:34,783 --> 01:47:37,113
I'll help draw their fire.

1760
01:47:37,193 --> 01:47:38,706
You get to those soldiers.

1761
01:47:40,449 --> 01:47:41,925
I hope that dust works, kid.

1762
01:47:42,355 --> 01:47:43,298
Thank you.

1763
01:47:47,318 --> 01:47:48,288
It's turning around.

1764
01:47:49,274 --> 01:47:50,619
It's coming back,
it's coming back.

1765
01:47:51,582 --> 01:47:52,626
It's up to me.

1766
01:47:52,796 --> 01:47:55,737
One man, alone, betrayed
by the country he loves,

1767
01:47:55,772 --> 01:47:58,241
now its last hope in the final hour of need.

1768
01:47:58,242 --> 01:48:00,805
The pants are to be driven**
like never before.

1769
01:48:00,806 --> 01:48:01,929
Under my **.

1770
01:48:02,108 --> 01:48:03,946
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't go nowhere.

1771
01:48:03,981 --> 01:48:06,036
- Drive!
- You will never make it, kid.

1772
01:48:06,071 --> 01:48:07,718
Bravery will only get you so far.

1773
01:48:07,753 --> 01:48:10,365
You tased me, okay?
You owe me.

1774
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,417
- I'm go.
- Okay, okay.

1775
01:48:11,614 --> 01:48:12,938
That was a test.
You passed, alright?

1776
01:48:20,653 --> 01:48:22,871
Thing's got alien tattoos all over.

1777
01:48:23,271 --> 01:48:24,508
That ain't Air Force.

1778
01:48:28,249 --> 01:48:29,634
What the hell was that?

1779
01:48:29,669 --> 01:48:31,413
- Eddy-1, copy.
- Anyone there?

1780
01:48:31,449 --> 01:48:32,151
Who's up?

1781
01:48:32,161 --> 01:48:33,586
- Copy.
- Radio's down.

1782
01:48:33,621 --> 01:48:35,040
It's dead.
Comm went down.

1783
01:48:35,090 --> 01:48:36,137
EMP burst.

1784
01:48:36,855 --> 01:48:39,769
Let's see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.

1785
01:48:41,762 --> 01:48:42,554
Yes, sir.

1786
01:48:42,594 --> 01:48:44,578
Major Lennox told me
to pull the cord.

1787
01:48:44,613 --> 01:48:45,481
I know, sir.

1788
01:48:45,501 --> 01:48:48,049
W- Which, what country am I in right now?

1789
01:48:48,050 --> 01:48:49,408
United States.

1790
01:48:49,901 --> 01:48:53,598
No, no, not the United States.
I'm from the United States,

1791
01:48:53,638 --> 01:48:55,752
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
surrounded by goats.

1792
01:48:56,529 --> 01:48:59,194
Well, that was our good friend Galloway.

1793
01:48:59,195 --> 01:49:01,069
He's less than pleased.

1794
01:49:01,402 --> 01:49:04,046
How is it that we can't reach our men,

1795
01:49:04,086 --> 01:49:09,840
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?

1796
01:49:13,628 --> 01:49:14,330
Nothing.

1797
01:49:15,109 --> 01:49:18,174
Mike, burn an SOS, let the eye in the sky
know we need some help.

1798
01:49:18,209 --> 01:49:18,912
Yes, sir.

1799
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:23,237
Pop some more flares
so that the kid can find us.

1800
01:49:30,355 --> 01:49:32,526
There he is.
We got a couple of miles.

1801
01:49:32,947 --> 01:49:37,477
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.

1802
01:49:37,519 --> 01:49:42,763
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?

1803
01:49:43,164 --> 01:49:45,542
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.

1804
01:49:46,194 --> 01:49:47,590
Our satellites in the area have gone blind.

1805
01:49:47,625 --> 01:49:48,701
We're working on it, sir.

1806
01:49:48,751 --> 01:49:49,778
Dammit.

1807
01:49:49,955 --> 01:49:52,213
Something's not right,
it doesn't add up.

1808
01:49:52,348 --> 01:49:55,857
Contact the Jordanians, see what
air assets they've got in the area.

1809
01:49:55,858 --> 01:49:58,251
And get Egypt's General Salaam,

1810
01:49:58,291 --> 01:50:02,401
ask him to clear some US vehicle
overflights in Egyptian airspace.

1811
01:50:02,436 --> 01:50:05,437
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.

1812
01:50:05,677 --> 01:50:07,101
Scramble predators now.

1813
01:50:07,244 --> 01:50:08,896
B-1, rotate.

1814
01:50:20,540 --> 01:50:22,009
We're still a mile away.

1815
01:50:28,223 --> 01:50:29,126
Come here.

1816
01:50:32,307 --> 01:50:33,411
This way.

1817
01:50:38,987 --> 01:50:42,432
- One man... alone...
- Stop saying that.

1818
01:50:42,467 --> 01:50:44,385
- betrayed by the country he loves.
- Oh my goodness,

1819
01:50:44,414 --> 01:50:46,107
I'm in the car, okay?
You're not alone.

1820
01:50:46,451 --> 01:50:48,545
Just relax,
you're with a maestro.

1821
01:50:57,749 --> 01:50:59,377
I- I don't think he's still following us.

1822
01:51:00,548 --> 01:51:02,022
That's what you think.

1823
01:51:19,575 --> 01:51:23,234
Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,

1824
01:51:23,270 --> 01:51:26,259
but the soldiers brought the body of Prime.

1825
01:51:26,551 --> 01:51:28,835
The boy must have the Matrix.

1826
01:51:29,017 --> 01:51:31,627
We cannot let him reach Optimus.

1827
01:51:32,153 --> 01:51:35,187
Decepticons!
Begin our assault!

1828
01:51:36,523 --> 01:51:37,982
We got incoming!

1829
01:51:54,298 --> 01:51:56,465
We got a whole lot of fight coming our way!

1830
01:51:57,219 --> 01:51:59,103
- How many?
- We got 13 of 'em.

1831
01:51:59,561 --> 01:52:02,173
This ain't good.
This ain't good.

1832
01:52:10,304 --> 01:52:12,504
We 'bout to get our asses whooped.

1833
01:52:15,342 --> 01:52:18,046
Alright, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.

1834
01:52:19,747 --> 01:52:22,596
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life.

1835
01:52:22,632 --> 01:52:25,758
So our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.

1836
01:52:25,820 --> 01:52:27,661
Alright, we're gonna draw
fire from the left flag.

1837
01:52:27,723 --> 01:52:28,712
I need a scout team.

1838
01:52:28,747 --> 01:52:29,796
I'm leading.

1839
01:52:30,177 --> 01:52:31,627
We'll walk through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide.

1840
01:52:32,211 --> 01:52:33,741
Alright, when you see the precious cargo,

1841
01:52:33,791 --> 01:52:36,724
I want you to pop green smoke
and come back to those pillars.

1842
01:52:36,765 --> 01:52:37,987
We'll have the ambush set.

1843
01:52:38,326 --> 01:52:39,729
Alright, let's go,
move out!

1844
01:52:39,730 --> 01:52:40,733
Ooh-Rah!

1845
01:52:49,139 --> 01:52:51,115
Did you see that film
"Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?

1846
01:52:53,258 --> 01:52:56,179
- Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas.
- No, why?

1847
01:52:59,164 --> 01:53:00,973
Looks like we're right in the middle of it.

1848
01:53:01,313 --> 01:53:02,233
Is that good?

1849
01:53:04,698 --> 01:53:06,066
Lot of people died.

1850
01:53:22,603 --> 01:53:25,268
- Oh, oh, oh...
- Hide!

1851
01:53:27,565 --> 01:53:28,707
Oh my God!

1852
01:53:50,901 --> 01:53:52,015
Sam, Sam.

1853
01:53:52,967 --> 01:53:54,472
i dont think they saw us.

1854
01:53:55,327 --> 01:53:56,948
Alright.
Get down, get down.

1855
01:54:01,266 --> 01:54:02,846
Once it's clear,
we'll run for Optimus

1856
01:54:02,896 --> 01:54:04,269
as fast we can, okay?

1857
01:54:05,906 --> 01:54:07,301
And what if it doesn't work?

1858
01:54:08,250 --> 01:54:09,367
its going to work.

1859
01:54:09,981 --> 01:54:11,813
- Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work.

1860
01:54:12,438 --> 01:54:13,344
It'll work.

1861
01:56:00,799 --> 01:56:01,966
We gotta jump.

1862
01:56:21,045 --> 01:56:22,023
We got a half mile.

1863
01:56:22,403 --> 01:56:23,989
I don't think the soldiers know we're here.

1864
01:56:26,814 --> 01:56:27,917
Fall back!

1865
01:56:28,649 --> 01:56:30,210
Ironhide, up the middle.

1866
01:56:30,549 --> 01:56:31,704
Ironhide, move it.

1867
01:56:32,557 --> 01:56:34,511
Go!
Go, go!

1868
01:56:45,362 --> 01:56:46,736
There's no way to go.
We're gonna die!

1869
01:56:47,337 --> 01:56:49,323
Listen, if we're going down,
we're going down like men, understand?

1870
01:57:19,443 --> 01:57:21,552
- Oh.
- Look at this motherfucker.

1871
01:57:21,843 --> 01:57:24,142
Mean robots suck!

1872
01:57:36,766 --> 01:57:37,536
Get back!

1873
01:57:42,576 --> 01:57:43,988
Grab it!
Don't let go.

1874
01:57:44,163 --> 01:57:45,613
Hang in there,
I got you.

1875
01:57:50,599 --> 01:57:51,778
I don't wanna die.

1876
01:57:54,028 --> 01:57:55,973
Kung-Fu grip, boy.
Kung-Fu grip.

1877
01:57:56,109 --> 01:57:57,218
Can't get me.

1878
01:58:01,649 --> 01:58:04,176
He dead.
He got so ate.

1879
01:58:04,220 --> 01:58:05,729
Who's your daddy now, huh?

1880
01:58:05,764 --> 01:58:06,901
He got all ate up.

1881
01:58:07,365 --> 01:58:09,195
Well, the safe place is right under it.

1882
01:58:09,482 --> 01:58:11,002
Run it.
Run for his feet!

1883
01:58:19,903 --> 01:58:23,698
You're never eating me.
I'm gonna bust your face up.

1884
01:58:31,929 --> 01:58:34,705
Nobody messes with me.
In your face!

1885
01:58:35,196 --> 01:58:36,744
Keep fightin', Mudflap.

1886
01:58:38,674 --> 01:58:39,614
Oh my God!

1887
01:58:46,228 --> 01:58:48,079
Nobody messes with the twins.

1888
01:58:51,105 --> 01:58:52,117
I got you.

1889
01:58:55,712 --> 01:58:58,045
Ow, man,
you shot me in the face!

1890
01:58:58,489 --> 01:59:00,752
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it.

1891
01:59:10,611 --> 01:59:12,437
Rampage, close the trap.

1892
01:59:22,192 --> 01:59:22,895
Judy!

1893
01:59:28,431 --> 01:59:30,037
- Sam!
- What?

1894
01:59:30,072 --> 01:59:30,849
Sam!

1895
01:59:31,610 --> 01:59:33,183
Sam! Sam!

1896
01:59:37,886 --> 01:59:38,912
Sam!

1897
01:59:39,423 --> 01:59:40,321
- Sam.
- Dad!

1898
01:59:48,388 --> 01:59:49,909
Wait! Wait!

1899
01:59:51,234 --> 01:59:51,985
Please listen-

1900
01:59:53,174 --> 01:59:54,797
I want you to run!
Run!

1901
01:59:54,837 --> 01:59:55,804
- Dad, just stop!
- Get out of here.

1902
01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:57,135
- They don't want you, they want me.
- Just run!

1903
01:59:57,380 --> 01:59:58,002
Oh God, wait!

1904
01:59:58,188 --> 02:00:01,655
- Samuel Witwicky.
- Wait.

1905
02:00:02,523 --> 02:00:04,338
This is what you want.
You don't want 'em.

1906
02:00:04,773 --> 02:00:06,671
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop! Stop!

1907
02:00:06,706 --> 02:00:09,360
- Listen to you father!
- Just get out of here!

1908
02:00:10,489 --> 02:00:11,387
Just don't move.

1909
02:00:11,947 --> 02:00:12,650
I know you.

1910
02:00:13,713 --> 02:00:15,344
And I know that you need me.

1911
02:00:15,433 --> 02:00:17,543
Because I know about the Matrix.

1912
02:00:18,082 --> 02:00:20,491
- Don't do it. Sam, listen to me.
- Please, Dad. -They're gonna kill us all anyway.

1913
02:00:20,734 --> 02:00:22,087
Hey, hey Look.

1914
02:00:22,178 --> 02:00:24,333
This is what you want.
Right here.

1915
02:00:24,451 --> 02:00:25,678
Bumblebee!

1916
02:00:29,789 --> 02:00:30,540
Help!

1917
02:00:38,577 --> 02:00:40,504
Kill him, Bee.
Kill him.

1918
02:01:19,862 --> 02:01:21,080
Come on,
get in.

1919
02:01:35,289 --> 02:01:37,222
- Bee?
- Yeah.

1920
02:01:40,442 --> 02:01:43,638
Hey! I don't know what's going on,
but we gotta move.

1921
02:01:47,274 --> 02:01:49,007
- Run!
- There's gotta be a way out of here.

1922
02:01:51,405 --> 02:01:52,855
Go back, go back!

1923
02:01:54,391 --> 02:01:56,314
Buckle up, buckle up!
Get in here.

1924
02:01:58,567 --> 02:02:00,722
Bee! Bumblebee!

1925
02:02:01,138 --> 02:02:03,000
You get them somewhere safe, alright?

1926
02:02:05,460 --> 02:02:06,796
You gotta get in the car.
You can be safe.

1927
02:02:06,837 --> 02:02:08,662
No, this is not a discussion.

1928
02:02:08,697 --> 02:02:10,090
- You're my son, alright?
- I know!

1929
02:02:10,091 --> 02:02:12,018
You're my son!
We'll all go together.

1930
02:02:12,059 --> 02:02:13,497
- Listen.
- We're all going together.

1931
02:02:13,532 --> 02:02:15,624
Dad, stop, okay?
Get in the car.

1932
02:02:15,659 --> 02:02:17,696
He's gonna get you to safety.
You know, you run.

1933
02:02:17,731 --> 02:02:19,949
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
You hear what I'm saying?

1934
02:02:20,193 --> 02:02:21,824
Okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.

1935
02:02:21,859 --> 02:02:23,323
- No.
- You gotta let me go, Dad.

1936
02:02:23,359 --> 02:02:24,722
You'll have to let me go.

1937
02:02:25,155 --> 02:02:26,657
- You have to.
- Ron.

1938
02:02:29,172 --> 02:02:31,772
Ron, Ron!
Let him go.

1939
02:02:33,668 --> 02:02:34,811
Just come back!

1940
02:02:35,528 --> 02:02:36,840
- Come back!
- Come on!

1941
02:02:36,841 --> 02:02:38,022
Mikaela, Mikaela!

1942
02:02:38,023 --> 02:02:39,795
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go with them.

1943
02:02:57,903 --> 02:03:00,648
- We got Jordanians!
- We got help!

1944
02:03:07,468 --> 02:03:08,571
Down!

1945
02:03:24,814 --> 02:03:25,771
You okay, soldier?

1946
02:03:26,449 --> 02:03:27,832
We're gonna help you,
soldier.

1947
02:03:27,915 --> 02:03:29,924
Let's get the wounded and clear the bird!

1948
02:03:29,959 --> 02:03:31,477
Stay still, stay still.
Don't move.

1949
02:03:32,080 --> 02:03:33,095
You alright, young man?

1950
02:03:33,322 --> 02:03:34,453
- You have a radio?
- Yes.

1951
02:03:35,799 --> 02:03:37,966
Hey kid,
it's been nice knowing you.

1952
02:03:38,149 --> 02:03:40,042
Remember what I did for my country.

1953
02:03:41,482 --> 02:03:42,964
This is my moment.

1954
02:03:44,168 --> 02:03:45,406
You're crazy!

1955
02:03:47,386 --> 02:03:48,435
ETA to station,
two minutes.

1956
02:03:49,070 --> 02:03:51,133
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir, yes, sir.

1957
02:03:51,189 --> 02:03:52,424
Predator is airborne.

1958
02:04:02,668 --> 02:04:03,668
Oh shit, it's a trick.

1959
02:04:04,119 --> 02:04:06,473
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.

1960
02:04:06,908 --> 02:04:09,741
- Get those boys going.
- This is 101 in strike packages.

1961
02:04:09,776 --> 02:04:11,424
Fast course river. Execute lightly.

1962
02:04:31,583 --> 02:04:33,896
- Spotted Sam.
- Hurry, Sam!

1963
02:04:34,736 --> 02:04:35,985
Ironhide!

1964
02:04:36,954 --> 02:04:38,954
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.

1965
02:04:39,549 --> 02:04:40,252
Look out!

1966
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:45,087
Sam, get to the pillars!

1967
02:04:46,364 --> 02:04:47,089
Let's go.

1968
02:04:50,848 --> 02:04:54,490
Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built
right over the machine.

1969
02:04:54,525 --> 02:04:55,998
They turn that machine on...

1970
02:04:57,599 --> 02:04:58,748
no more sun.

1971
02:05:01,283 --> 02:05:03,080
Not on my watch.

1972
02:05:03,408 --> 02:05:06,554
Not on my watch.

1973
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:18,914
- USS Stennis, identify.
- Hey, where the hell are you?

1974
02:05:19,304 --> 02:05:22,338
Whatching on a weather channel?
sport center "I dream of Jeannie" or something?

1975
02:05:22,373 --> 02:05:24,256
We got three hundred satellites up there.

1976
02:05:24,647 --> 02:05:26,244
Where the hell are all our men?

1977
02:05:26,753 --> 02:05:28,226
Identify yourself.

1978
02:05:28,686 --> 02:05:29,926
What is your name, sir?

1979
02:05:30,271 --> 02:05:35,445
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis Aircraft Carrier.

1980
02:05:36,673 --> 02:05:38,313
Okay, Captain Wilder,

1981
02:05:38,364 --> 02:05:40,837
this is Agent Seymour Simmons,
head of the Sector Seven.

1982
02:05:40,848 --> 02:05:43,626
There is a mother
of all non-biologicals-

1983
02:05:43,661 --> 02:05:45,158
getting ready to blow up our Sun.

1984
02:05:45,651 --> 02:05:47,551
You wanna fool around
about my lack of clearance,

1985
02:05:47,586 --> 02:05:49,635
or you want to help save a gazillion lives?

1986
02:05:50,070 --> 02:05:52,259
Alright, Agent Simmons.
I'm listening.

1987
02:05:59,882 --> 02:06:01,122
Five klicks.

1988
02:06:01,321 --> 02:06:02,278
West of the gulf.

1989
02:06:02,479 --> 02:06:05,520
We got ourselves a alien
remodelling a pyramid.

1990
02:06:06,304 --> 02:06:09,314
I want hopes of prototype weapon
called a rail gun.

1991
02:06:10,541 --> 02:06:11,563
That's classified.

1992
02:06:11,613 --> 02:06:15,088
Don't talk to me about classified, alright?

1993
02:06:15,622 --> 02:06:17,862
Now if you've got a battleship
in the gulf-which hell i do.

1994
02:06:18,194 --> 02:06:20,433
you tell 'em to ready that weapon!

1995
02:06:21,783 --> 02:06:24,309
Contact Destroyer,
USS Kit.

1996
02:06:26,754 --> 02:06:28,691
This way!
Move it!

1997
02:06:30,643 --> 02:06:32,615
Where do you need here?

1998
02:06:33,411 --> 02:06:35,105
Let's go! Go!

1999
02:06:38,333 --> 02:06:40,459
Give me your com.
Come on.

2000
02:06:40,494 --> 02:06:41,196
Epps!

2001
02:06:46,047 --> 02:06:47,339
Right now,
we need air support.

2002
02:06:48,537 --> 02:06:49,805
That ship's in contact.
20 miles-

2003
02:06:50,274 --> 02:06:52,449
Grid on contact.
Proceed 88, Alpha Sierra.

2004
02:06:55,638 --> 02:06:57,361
USS Stennis 0-9-0,

2005
02:06:57,396 --> 02:07:01,296
you are approved to drop
a 2,000 pound [bomb].

2006
02:07:07,327 --> 02:07:08,612
- What you got?
- A detonator, sir.

2007
02:07:08,613 --> 02:07:10,652
They're 600 meters away and
they're heading right for the pillars.

2008
02:07:10,687 --> 02:07:11,388
Alright.

2009
02:07:12,100 --> 02:07:13,502
Precious cargo's coming.

2010
02:07:13,782 --> 02:07:14,590
Move!

2011
02:07:41,222 --> 02:07:42,109
Sam!

2012
02:07:42,405 --> 02:07:43,574
Spotted Sam.

2013
02:08:15,388 --> 02:08:16,330
Come on!

2014
02:08:16,331 --> 02:08:19,149
2-2, covering fire.
Two civilians, twelve o'clock.

2015
02:08:27,254 --> 02:08:28,451
Cover for us.

2016
02:08:35,394 --> 02:08:38,480
Call the air strike.
We'll rescue the civilians.

2017
02:08:58,059 --> 02:08:59,932
Come on. Get up!

2018
02:09:00,233 --> 02:09:01,436
Come on!

2019
02:09:01,459 --> 02:09:03,060
Get in here.

2020
02:09:03,478 --> 02:09:05,062
Oh look who showed up.

2021
02:09:05,124 --> 02:09:07,123
You better have a good reason
for us to be here.

2022
02:09:07,158 --> 02:09:07,916
Where's Optimus?

2023
02:09:07,951 --> 02:09:09,793
He's right over there,
across the courtyard.

2024
02:09:10,849 --> 02:09:11,831
I got to get to him right now.

2025
02:09:11,955 --> 02:09:14,079
No, we got an air strike coming.

2026
02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:15,260
I have to get to him right now.

2027
02:09:17,449 --> 02:09:19,118
Come here,
b- back.

2028
02:09:34,767 --> 02:09:37,718
Behold to the only Jetfire!

2029
02:09:38,614 --> 02:09:42,284
Now let me show you
how we brought them pain in my day.

2030
02:10:02,011 --> 02:10:03,185
I'm too old for this crap.

2031
02:10:03,220 --> 02:10:04,058
Keep going.

2032
02:10:04,498 --> 02:10:05,753
15 minutes of fighting.

2033
02:10:26,309 --> 02:10:29,534
I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.

2034
02:10:30,890 --> 02:10:33,102
25.7 metres above sea level,

2035
02:10:33,153 --> 02:10:34,295
29.32 north.

2036
02:10:34,330 --> 02:10:36,520
- Field track, 5-2, 0500 o'clock.
- Target acquired.

2037
02:10:36,592 --> 02:10:37,711
Killing track two.

2038
02:10:38,099 --> 02:10:39,926
Lock. Fire.

2039
02:10:54,958 --> 02:10:56,926
Yeah! Yeah!

2040
02:10:56,961 --> 02:11:00,242
B-1, stand on my target.
30 seconds, 2000 pounds inbound/i>

2041
02:11:00,268 --> 02:11:02,454
We're gonna make a break
for the beast on my command, okay?

2042
02:11:02,528 --> 02:11:04,604
You guys stick with me,
you understand?

2043
02:11:04,639 --> 02:11:05,624
You stay on my ass.

2044
02:11:05,674 --> 02:11:07,056
Watch out for orange smoke.

2045
02:11:07,107 --> 02:11:09,368
Hope these F-16s got good aim.
- Yeah, why is that?

2046
02:11:09,695 --> 02:11:12,131
I told them to hit the orange smoke.

2047
02:11:13,566 --> 02:11:15,062
You mean our orange smoke?

2048
02:11:15,112 --> 02:11:17,085
It wasn't my best toss,okay?

2049
02:11:17,120 --> 02:11:18,771
- Viper, Thunders.

2050
02:11:18,804 --> 02:11:20,026
- Run!
- Run!

2051
02:11:28,521 --> 02:11:30,050
Incoming!

2052
02:11:33,188 --> 02:11:34,090
Come on.

2053
02:12:08,033 --> 02:12:09,164
Die!

2054
02:12:15,957 --> 02:12:17,710
Sam!

2055
02:12:33,816 --> 02:12:35,637
Hold your fire!

2056
02:12:37,882 --> 02:12:38,585
Sam!

2057
02:12:40,590 --> 02:12:42,895
Get out!
Get me an EVAC.

2058
02:12:45,759 --> 02:12:47,286
Can't you do something?

2059
02:13:23,063 --> 02:13:25,131
- Sam! Sam...
- Sam!

2060
02:13:31,821 --> 02:13:34,344
Come on, we got to move.
We got to move! Come on!

2061
02:13:35,900 --> 02:13:37,179
Administer CPR.

2062
02:13:38,371 --> 02:13:39,421
That's our son!
I wanna see my son.

2063
02:13:39,471 --> 02:13:40,427
Sammy!

2064
02:13:44,283 --> 02:13:46,730
Clear! Take a shot.
Clear! Take a shot.

2065
02:13:46,853 --> 02:13:48,213
One, two, three.

2066
02:13:50,148 --> 02:13:50,650
Do it again.

2067
02:13:57,685 --> 02:13:59,932
Sam!

2068
02:14:01,853 --> 02:14:07,010
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you...

2069
02:14:07,224 --> 02:14:12,893
Please, please come back to me.
Sam, please! I love you!

2070
02:14:25,006 --> 02:14:26,534
Am I dead?

2071
02:14:26,700 --> 02:14:31,018
We have been watching you.
A long, long time.

2072
02:14:33,143 --> 02:14:35,302
You have fought for Optimus,

2073
02:14:35,367 --> 02:14:40,258
our last descendant,
with courage and with sacrifice.

2074
02:14:40,405 --> 02:14:43,234
A virtues of a leader.

2075
02:14:43,392 --> 02:14:46,510
A leader worthy of our secret.

2076
02:14:46,575 --> 02:14:49,476
The Matrix of Leadership is not found...

2077
02:14:49,936 --> 02:14:51,356
It is earned.

2078
02:14:52,083 --> 02:14:54,368
Return now to Optimus,

2079
02:14:55,086 --> 02:14:57,432
merge the Matrix with his Spark.

2080
02:14:57,525 --> 02:15:00,830
It is, and always has been...

2081
02:15:01,318 --> 02:15:02,718
your destiny.

2082
02:15:06,944 --> 02:15:07,931
Sam.

2083
02:15:14,294 --> 02:15:15,634
I love you.

2084
02:15:54,984 --> 02:15:57,497
Boy, you returned for me.

2085
02:15:59,449 --> 02:16:00,967
A living Prime!

2086
02:16:03,099 --> 02:16:05,242
I don't believe it.

2087
02:16:15,743 --> 02:16:17,848
My Matrix.

2088
02:16:23,335 --> 02:16:24,639
Get up, get up,
get up, get up.

2089
02:16:26,059 --> 02:16:27,130
Get up, Prime!

2090
02:16:29,125 --> 02:16:32,434
- Oh, no.
- He's turned on the machine.

2091
02:16:33,439 --> 02:16:34,965
You gotta stop him.
Get up!

2092
02:16:35,489 --> 02:16:36,843
Optimus!

2093
02:16:39,032 --> 02:16:41,411
Fallen, my master.

2094
02:16:41,782 --> 02:16:45,923
My brothers could not stop me from this.

2095
02:16:47,239 --> 02:16:51,501
- Yes.
- Now I claim your sun.

2096
02:16:54,369 --> 02:16:56,042
Enemy target,
top of pyramid.

2097
02:16:56,043 --> 02:16:58,205
Engage,
engage, engage.

2098
02:17:03,776 --> 02:17:06,503
In moments,
we'll be at firing strength.

2099
02:17:22,451 --> 02:17:23,905
In all my Decepticon life,

2100
02:17:23,980 --> 02:17:26,715
I never did a thing worth doing,
until now.

2101
02:17:27,490 --> 02:17:30,277
Optimus, take my parts.

2102
02:17:30,490 --> 02:17:33,398
And you'll have a power
you've never known.

2103
02:17:34,316 --> 02:17:36,499
Fulfill your destiny.

2104
02:17:42,546 --> 02:17:46,811
Jolt, electrify!
Transplant those afterburners.

2105
02:18:05,435 --> 02:18:07,084
Let's roll.

2106
02:18:09,754 --> 02:18:11,612
Fire. Take off to the pyramid!

2107
02:18:23,696 --> 02:18:27,345
This planet will be dark forever.

2108
02:18:49,638 --> 02:18:51,986
Die like your brothers.

2109
02:18:52,595 --> 02:18:54,908
They were your brothers too.

2110
02:19:23,596 --> 02:19:25,885
First gra-

2111
02:19:38,812 --> 02:19:40,875
You picked the wrong planet!

2112
02:19:43,823 --> 02:19:45,825
Give me your face.

2113
02:19:54,313 --> 02:19:58,451
I rise.
You fall.

2114
02:20:00,549 --> 02:20:03,754
No. No.

2115
02:20:05,239 --> 02:20:09,998
Not to call you a coward,
Master, but sometimes

2116
02:20:10,033 --> 02:20:13,722
cowards do survive.

2117
02:20:14,260 --> 02:20:16,194
This isn't over.

2118
02:20:43,701 --> 02:20:46,536
It took all of this for you
to tell me that you love me.

2119
02:20:48,257 --> 02:20:49,730
You said it first.

2120
02:21:41,061 --> 02:21:43,676
Thank you, Sam,
for saving my life.

2121
02:21:44,737 --> 02:21:45,939
You're welcome.

2122
02:21:47,172 --> 02:21:48,913
Thank you for believing in me.

2123
02:21:53,444 --> 02:21:57,492
Our races united by a
history long forgotten

2124
02:21:57,693 --> 02:22:01,404
and a future we shall face together.

2125
02:22:02,022 --> 02:22:05,791
I am Optimus Prime,
and I send this message

2126
02:22:06,134 --> 02:22:09,680
so that our past
will always be remembered.

2127
02:22:09,881 --> 02:22:13,804
For in those memories,
we live on.

2128
02:22:14,000 --> 02:22:19,804
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2129
02:22:20,000 --> 02:22:23,804
Credit to: VeRdiKT, Rogard & jso