1 00:01:06,418 --> 00:01:09,644 And now let's welcome our hometown hero, 2 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,400 the next governor of Washington, Al Donnelly! 3 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,363 (cheering) 4 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:22,447 Attention, Buckley residents. Voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly. 5 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:26,869 He's the best man for the job. You can count on Al, that's for sure. 6 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:31,539 Folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, Al Donnelly's the man for the job. 7 00:01:34,926 --> 00:01:39,504 I have to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food. 8 00:01:41,265 --> 00:01:43,424 Dogs, I want you to go home. 9 00:01:43,684 --> 00:01:45,344 Get off my bumper! 10 00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:49,102 Come on! Jesus! 11 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:52,350 Aaagh! 12 00:01:52,692 --> 00:01:53,973 Oh, God! 13 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,814 Oh, my God. 14 00:02:03,619 --> 00:02:08,162 What is with you dogs?! D'you think this truck is in heat or something? 15 00:02:08,248 --> 00:02:10,325 Get out of here! 16 00:02:12,461 --> 00:02:17,087 If I got the same welcome everywhere I went that I got here in my home town, 17 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:19,961 my candidacy would be a lock! 18 00:02:20,051 --> 00:02:21,676 (cheering) 19 00:02:25,598 --> 00:02:27,721 (barks) 20 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:36,433 With your help, we will make it all the way to the Capitol! 21 00:02:38,986 --> 00:02:44,145 (chanting) Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! 22 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,360 (amplified barking and growling) 23 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:54,331 - Did you do this? - No, no, no... Did you? 24 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:56,534 (growling) 25 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:13,094 Oh, my God. 26 00:03:22,693 --> 00:03:24,401 Oh, my God. 27 00:03:24,528 --> 00:03:26,567 - (woman screams) - Mother... 28 00:03:45,381 --> 00:03:47,338 Oh, there is a God. 29 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:51,381 Tell me that is not your brother. 30 00:03:52,304 --> 00:03:55,139 What the hell is a marquee doin' here? It's crazy! 31 00:03:59,895 --> 00:04:03,346 Al, I'm so sorry. Man, I don't know what happened. 32 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:06,226 Mike, forget it. Did you think it was a drive-in movie? 33 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:07,348 (both laugh) 34 00:04:08,152 --> 00:04:09,694 (blasts horn) 35 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:15,271 I could get time off from the rec centre. They said I could, to help you campaign. 36 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:19,614 So I was thinking maybe I could go on the road with you and help out, or... 37 00:04:19,705 --> 00:04:24,830 Mike, I know you're behind me 100%, but I need some different help from you. 38 00:04:25,252 --> 00:04:27,956 Oh, man, whatever you want. You know that. 39 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:30,536 - Fighting Donnellys stick together! - Right! 40 00:04:30,631 --> 00:04:34,676 Listen, I got a lot of good people in my corner. They want what we want. 41 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,888 And we're gonna get there. It's just gonna take some finesse. 42 00:04:39,306 --> 00:04:42,093 I'll do anything. Just name it and I'll get started. 43 00:04:42,184 --> 00:04:46,181 There's a lot to be done right here, like phone canvassing, stuff like that. 44 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:49,604 So stay put and I'll get you the details. All right? 45 00:04:49,691 --> 00:04:52,478 - We gonna do it, little brother? - Yeah! 46 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,068 - Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor. 47 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:09,120 Dock Workers' Union. 48 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,791 Let me make myself clear. My brother is a priority. 49 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,584 Let's just find someone in the organisation. 50 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:20,419 Just as long as he or she is reliable and helps Mike make a contribution. 51 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:25,552 So just find someone and give them the assignment... now. 52 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:28,677 (man) Excuse me, Mr "About to be Governor Elect" Donnelly. 53 00:05:28,769 --> 00:05:34,356 This assignment you describe, if someone volunteered and did it well, 54 00:05:34,441 --> 00:05:38,106 would he or she earn a staff position in your new administration? 55 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:42,691 - Steve, not now. - Hey. Uh, yes. 56 00:05:42,782 --> 00:05:45,403 He or she most certainly would. 57 00:05:49,288 --> 00:05:51,365 Then I am your man. 58 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:55,206 (ringing tone) 59 00:05:55,294 --> 00:05:59,042 Hi. This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational centre. 60 00:05:59,131 --> 00:06:01,800 To be honest, I pretty much run the place! 61 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:04,884 Is this, uh, Pat Giles? 62 00:06:04,969 --> 00:06:06,215 Good. Good. 63 00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:11,724 Hey, I hope everything's going great in your fine town of, uh, Avery... Atwood. 64 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:17,311 The reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. 65 00:06:17,398 --> 00:06:22,356 Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to be governor of Washington. 66 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:28,814 Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? I had a doozie myself last night! 67 00:06:28,908 --> 00:06:33,866 Get this: a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish woman, 68 00:06:34,122 --> 00:06:37,906 whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget, 69 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:42,128 my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck. 70 00:06:42,213 --> 00:06:45,712 Now, I don't know... Are you crying? 71 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,623 Oh, my Lord. I am sorry. 72 00:06:48,719 --> 00:06:52,134 Honey, please don't. Could you get your daddy on the phone? 73 00:06:52,222 --> 00:06:55,092 - No, don't hang up, please. I... - (hangs up) 74 00:06:59,061 --> 00:07:01,019 Whoa. 75 00:07:01,105 --> 00:07:05,898 All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. Ready? Break! 76 00:07:10,281 --> 00:07:12,320 Hut one. Hut two. 77 00:07:12,407 --> 00:07:14,484 Let's do it! 78 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:25,453 Oh, hey, little girls. 79 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:29,254 Yeah! 80 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:32,958 (cheering and whooping) 81 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:35,459 This sucks! These teams aren't fair. 82 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:39,931 What's wrong, Sullivan? You mad cos you found out the new kid got an arm? 83 00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:43,765 - Suckers, take the walk. - Screw this. I quit. 84 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:48,306 Fine then. Here's to the winners. Yeah! 85 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:52,611 Kemp, fake head butt. DeSalvo, fake head butt. New kid, fake head butt. 86 00:07:52,779 --> 00:07:55,067 Ow! You broke my nose! 87 00:07:55,281 --> 00:07:56,526 Oh! 88 00:07:56,616 --> 00:08:01,692 - There's so much blood. - I swear I did not mean to do it! Please! 89 00:08:01,787 --> 00:08:04,076 - Ketchup packet. - (laughter) 90 00:08:04,164 --> 00:08:07,200 Come on, guys. This is weird. Let's go play some kickball. 91 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:09,368 Yeah, come on. 92 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:13,835 Forget those guys. 93 00:08:13,923 --> 00:08:16,497 - What's your name? - Scott Colleary. 94 00:08:16,593 --> 00:08:18,252 Colleary. 95 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:21,262 - You got a hell of an arm, Colleary. - Thanks. 96 00:08:21,347 --> 00:08:22,805 Yeah. 97 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:26,056 - Don't worry about those guys. - They don't like me too much. 98 00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:29,477 - Is your mom picking you up? - My mom and dad got a divorce. 99 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:32,101 I have to live with my grandma now. 100 00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:42,444 Oh, come on. Label your streets like the rest of the country. 101 00:08:46,537 --> 00:08:49,075 Oh! Oh! Buddy, are you OK? 102 00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:53,537 I'm not that far from dragging you out of the car and beating you into dust. 103 00:08:53,627 --> 00:08:57,576 You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go. 104 00:08:58,673 --> 00:09:02,291 I can go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties. 105 00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:04,711 Now, are you ready to get out of the car? 106 00:09:05,429 --> 00:09:10,008 No, sir. You know what? That was my fault and I'm really sorry. 107 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,853 Here, I got something for you. It's a souvenir. 108 00:09:12,936 --> 00:09:15,392 Oh, here it is! Yeah! 109 00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:17,188 Goodbye! 110 00:09:23,238 --> 00:09:25,147 - Oh, shit. - (honking) 111 00:09:25,239 --> 00:09:27,114 I don't believe this. 112 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,488 Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy. 113 00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:43,671 Hey! 114 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:48,634 - That's my grandma. Mrs Oneacre. - Hi, ma'am. 115 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,052 Bet you made some nice friends today, huh? 116 00:09:52,807 --> 00:09:54,883 (Scott) See ya. 117 00:09:57,812 --> 00:10:01,560 Scott. God gave you a hell of a throwin' arm, 118 00:10:01,649 --> 00:10:03,891 and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste. 119 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:07,650 I want you on the field every day working on your game. How's that? 120 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:10,145 - Sure. - Nice to meet you, ma'am. 121 00:10:28,423 --> 00:10:30,298 - Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Robbie. 122 00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:34,049 I spoke to Anderson at the theatre. He wants me to lock you up. 123 00:10:35,097 --> 00:10:37,338 I bet your brother's pissed, huh? 124 00:10:37,432 --> 00:10:40,183 No, he was pretty cool, as usual. 125 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:42,142 I wanna show you something. 126 00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:45,562 In fact, I'm gonna be working with one of his top guys. 127 00:10:48,859 --> 00:10:51,813 Whoa! Nitrous oxide boosters! 128 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:55,320 - This thing must haul major ass. - You could say that. 129 00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:04,621 Oh, great. 130 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,582 Damn it. 131 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:11,372 - Get out of my way, buddy. - Lady, I got somethin' for ya. 132 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,706 - A souvenir for you here. - Yes? 133 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,711 Never mind. Forget it. 134 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:21,587 What are you doing? Playing pocket pool there, son? 135 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:25,051 - Excuse me. - You got a little chubby goin' there. 136 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,719 Dream on, you little fart. 137 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,740 Please don't be Mike Donnelly. 138 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:46,529 Hi. 139 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:50,454 Hey. I'm Steve Dodds, one of your brother's advisors. 140 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:54,491 - His top advisor, actually. - Wow. It's great to meet you. 141 00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:57,873 Nice to, um, see you. 142 00:11:57,966 --> 00:12:01,417 Al, your brother, told me to drop everything, come down here, 143 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:04,465 get you organised for the final push, for the election. 144 00:12:04,555 --> 00:12:08,505 Well, let's get to it. Team Donnelly gonna kick a little Tracy butt. 145 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,391 Oh! Aaargh! 146 00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:16,018 What I thought is, we'd start with the supermarket, canvass that area first. 147 00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:18,812 - I... - No, trust me on this. It's a good idea. 148 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:22,695 - But... - Listen, I'm running this show. 149 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,820 - I know what I'm doing. - (moans) 150 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:30,445 - D'you have to go to the bathroom? - Please... pop... the hood. 151 00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:33,784 - Please! - Oh, your thumbs. The hood. OK. 152 00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:37,623 - What latch? Where d'you want me to... - Just pop the hood! 153 00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,870 Please! 154 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,039 Popping the hood. 155 00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,966 (wails) 156 00:12:48,305 --> 00:12:51,673 Good afternoon. We'd like you to vote Al Donnelly for governor. 157 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,841 Yeah, thanks. 158 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,636 - Hi, ma'am. - (gasps) 159 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,019 Vote for Donnelly. 160 00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:01,980 Sorry. 161 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,819 I think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad. 162 00:13:04,904 --> 00:13:07,441 Are you kidding me? These are potential voters. 163 00:13:07,531 --> 00:13:10,697 It's showmanship. You gotta go out and get 'em. 164 00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:12,860 Watch and learn. 165 00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:16,330 - Hi, folks. Vote for Donnelly! - Good God, man. 166 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:19,119 - Let me get that for you. - Look, I drove down here. 167 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:23,585 - I can put the groceries in the trunk. - Help from the Donnelly campaign. 168 00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:25,462 - Back off, buster. - Oh! 169 00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:29,497 - Come on, Mother. - Let me help you, sir. 170 00:13:29,593 --> 00:13:32,843 - Get in the car, dear. - All right, Mother. 171 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,688 Folks, I'm having a little trouble here. 172 00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:46,690 Help! Help, please! 173 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:49,818 He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine. 174 00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:52,395 Floor it, Harold! 175 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,108 I can't! I can't! 176 00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:59,527 Argh! Help! 177 00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:05,865 - Good. I think I've lost him. - Stop! Please! 178 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,249 Aargh! 179 00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:09,879 Aargh! 180 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:24,802 OK. 181 00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:26,971 - Good first day. - Yeah. 182 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:36,314 Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family? 183 00:14:36,405 --> 00:14:40,272 That's because for the last eight years I've worked hard as your governor 184 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:45,076 to make sure our state is clean, safe and fiscally sound. 185 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:48,746 If re-elected to a third term, I'll do my best as your governor 186 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:52,878 to make sure that all the hopes and dreams of Washingtonians come true. 187 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:56,710 - (man) And cut. - I need a break. I'll be right back. 188 00:14:57,884 --> 00:14:59,959 Did you get the latest polls? 189 00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:05,341 Donnelly's brother took a campaign van on a rampage. He can't get a break! 190 00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:09,893 - But they gained another two points. - We're OK. A lot can be done in a week. 191 00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:13,727 If we don't do something soon, he'll be living here. 192 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,810 Who left this crap in here? 193 00:15:24,366 --> 00:15:26,692 Promise me you'll stay in the car. 194 00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:28,944 I promise. 195 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,784 (excited chatter) 196 00:15:40,131 --> 00:15:44,876 Whoa! What have we got here? A tall cool one! 197 00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:46,713 Yeah! 198 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,798 Go for it. 199 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:51,178 - I wanna get wrecked! - (all laugh) 200 00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,971 Oh, yeah, man! 201 00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:08,646 # Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin' 202 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,322 Let's do a little dance. 203 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,537 A party with you! 204 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,745 - The kid's a star. - No, he's a gold mine. 205 00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,750 - (Mike) Ah. Horseshit! - (glass smashes) 206 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:29,169 - Front page. - Jesus, Mike! 207 00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:33,258 But it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs. 208 00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:38,472 - Can the paper print a retraction? - They'll run it on page 36 in two weeks! 209 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,564 Al, you can take this election. 210 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:48,235 But your brother is creating his own media feeding frenzy-all negative. 211 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,024 We have got to put a lid on him. 212 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:54,150 You're right. But he doesn't deserve to be exiled. 213 00:16:54,242 --> 00:16:58,987 You just tell Steve to watch him like a hawk and to keep the reporters at bay. 214 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,740 (cheering) 215 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:05,658 Welcome, Washington Teachers' Association! 216 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:07,710 Welcome! 217 00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:13,667 Washington has the most beautiful forests in America. 218 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:18,505 And I am proud to be an honorary Clark County lumberjack. 219 00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:29,024 - The tree's not falling. - Yeah, I know. 220 00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:34,526 Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy. 221 00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:43,034 Oh, my God! 222 00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:48,705 You make the call. The rest is for damage control. You stay put. 223 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:53,750 Thank you, gentlemen. Excuse us just a moment. 224 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,507 What happened? It should've gone down on the first whack. 225 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,503 You covered really well. 226 00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:03,550 You're lucky a kid didn't get his head cracked wide open. 227 00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:04,672 Yes, ma'am. 228 00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:08,599 - Did you get the numbers in? - Oh. Hot off the wire. 229 00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:14,566 - Donnelly's levelled off. - Mm-hm. We're dead even. Look at this. 230 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,610 Front page. 231 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:20,814 "Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton, Billy Carter 232 00:18:20,906 --> 00:18:24,026 and Ronald Reagan's entire family rolled into one." 233 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:29,321 Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment into the realm... 234 00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:31,407 of serious effect. 235 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,584 - Ready to play the game? - I've got some pretty nasty ideas. 236 00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:37,421 Good. Act on them. 237 00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:41,298 - I've been fired. - What? Why? 238 00:18:42,427 --> 00:18:46,045 He said the rec centre's state-funded. 239 00:18:46,138 --> 00:18:49,258 He can't afford to be associated with any kind of a scandal, 240 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:52,683 especially one involving kids and drugs. 241 00:18:52,769 --> 00:18:58,393 He said he stood up for me, but word came from the top for me to get out. 242 00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:02,439 It's crazy, man. I don't know what to say. 243 00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:05,862 I love this job. I've been here since the place opened. 244 00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,776 And then they just... 245 00:19:12,663 --> 00:19:17,823 Dude, can I get a couple of minutes just to clear some of the gear out? 246 00:19:18,252 --> 00:19:20,327 Yeah, sure. 247 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,828 Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time. 248 00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:31,560 (chatter) 249 00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:42,194 Hey, fellas. How's it goin'? Can I help you? 250 00:20:44,374 --> 00:20:49,415 Hey, Mike. How's things? Kind of pissed off about losing your job, huh? 251 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:55,045 - All right, pal. What's goin' on here? - You shouldn't play with matches. 252 00:20:56,218 --> 00:20:58,709 Hey! What the hell are you doing? 253 00:21:02,557 --> 00:21:04,431 God! 254 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:11,182 (Mike shouts) 255 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:15,518 Shit! 256 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:18,188 Oh, my God! 257 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:25,158 - Why in the hell?! No! - (siren) 258 00:21:25,246 --> 00:21:27,950 Mike, how the hell did this happen? 259 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,915 - Robbie, you know I didn't do this. - Jesus, Mike. Give me some credit. 260 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:43,927 - Did you see who did it? - Two guys. I don't know them. 261 00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:47,179 They didn't count on me getting here first. Look, get out of here. 262 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:51,928 When the troopers arrive, I'll tell them I didn't find anybody here. All right? 263 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,427 - Go ahead. Take off. - Thanks, Robbie. 264 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,057 - I owe you one, man. - Call me later. 265 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,693 (distant sirens) 266 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:04,155 Base, this is Mieghem. I'm at the rec centre. Send fire units and a backup. 267 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,316 I'm the only one down here. 268 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,697 - Well, did he do it or not? - Kovary, I lean toward the negative. 269 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,115 - I know what you're saying. - Shh. 270 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,126 Give me the phone. Steve, it's Al. What is going on? 271 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:22,588 - Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion... - I wanna talk to my brother. 272 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,499 Al, I know how this must look, but I had nothing to do with that fire. 273 00:22:26,844 --> 00:22:30,343 I loved that place. It was my life. You gotta believe me! 274 00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:34,642 I believe you. You were set up. And we're gonna get to the bottom of this. 275 00:22:34,727 --> 00:22:37,217 We have a game plan. Don't we, Roger? 276 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:42,098 - Tell me what to do and I'll do it. - Roger and Steve'll work it out. 277 00:22:42,192 --> 00:22:45,976 Mike, don't worry. Everything is gonna be OK, I promise. 278 00:22:46,071 --> 00:22:48,147 Thanks, Al. Thanks. 279 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:52,651 - Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby. 280 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:58,863 Dodds, listen to me very carefully. 281 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,658 We have got to keep this... this bozo 282 00:23:02,753 --> 00:23:05,457 under wraps until the election is over. 283 00:23:05,547 --> 00:23:08,880 Now, I want you to do exactly as I tell you. 284 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:12,170 - Yeah. OK. Keep talking. - I know a place way outside town. 285 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:44,035 All right! Bunk beds! 286 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:47,335 - I got dibs on top. - OK. 287 00:23:48,379 --> 00:23:50,585 (Steve) First class, right? 288 00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:53,377 - What's that black thing? - What? 289 00:23:58,055 --> 00:24:00,343 I don't know. 290 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:04,389 - Touch it. - What? You touch it. 291 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,600 - You afraid? - No, I'll touch it. 292 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:10,932 - You totally didn't touch it. - Well, then you touch it. 293 00:24:11,025 --> 00:24:13,730 - I will if you will. - All right. 294 00:24:15,112 --> 00:24:17,520 - (bat screeches) - (both) Whoa! Man! 295 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:21,945 - What is that? - It's Ozzy Osbourne. Whoa! 296 00:24:22,202 --> 00:24:24,278 Oh, my God. 297 00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:26,617 Whoa. 298 00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:29,743 - I think it's gone. - I hate those damn things. 299 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:32,788 - (screeching) - Oh, man! 300 00:24:32,879 --> 00:24:34,338 Agh! Agh! 301 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:38,122 It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies! 302 00:24:38,217 --> 00:24:40,293 I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 303 00:24:46,058 --> 00:24:48,133 Come on! Oh! 304 00:24:51,896 --> 00:24:54,055 I got an idea. OK? 305 00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:57,981 I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights. Bats are attracted to light. 306 00:24:58,069 --> 00:25:01,485 He'll fly in the fridge, I close the door, end of story. 307 00:25:01,781 --> 00:25:05,648 - That's moths, you dumb-ass, not bats. - Oh, yeah, moths. 308 00:25:06,451 --> 00:25:08,325 Eegh! 309 00:25:09,163 --> 00:25:10,822 Watch this. 310 00:25:22,758 --> 00:25:25,250 That's it. Corner it. 311 00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:33,218 - I think I got it. - No way. 312 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:36,015 - I think it's in there. - Well, then look. 313 00:25:37,398 --> 00:25:39,473 You look. 314 00:25:39,566 --> 00:25:42,899 All right. We'll both look together. 315 00:25:42,986 --> 00:25:45,939 One, two... 316 00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:48,106 - Three! - Agh! 317 00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:50,657 You idiot! 318 00:25:50,743 --> 00:25:54,491 You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron. 319 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:57,497 You take a mop and a broom... Oh! 320 00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,623 - Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh, God! - (screeches) 321 00:26:09,136 --> 00:26:11,507 Get this thing off me! What the hell are you... 322 00:26:11,596 --> 00:26:13,303 Ow! Ow! 323 00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:17,338 Why are you hitting me? Ow! It's gnawing at my skull. 324 00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:19,012 For God's sakes! 325 00:26:19,103 --> 00:26:21,427 Ow! Ow! 326 00:26:21,521 --> 00:26:25,685 - Die! Die! - Please! You're aggravating it! 327 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,987 Why are you kicking me? Ow! 328 00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:33,563 - I can't see a damn thing! - Die! 329 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:36,196 - Oh, Jesus! - I think I nailed it! 330 00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:39,156 - (screeching) - I don't believe it. He's still alive. 331 00:26:39,247 --> 00:26:42,200 Can we please try my idea? 332 00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:47,332 Come on! Hold the thing tight so it gets in there. 333 00:26:47,421 --> 00:26:50,540 - I'm trying. - Well, try harder. Stay over there. 334 00:26:50,632 --> 00:26:55,294 Moron! OK, it's flying in now. It's flying in now. It's flying right in the middle. 335 00:26:55,387 --> 00:26:58,756 - It touched my hand. - If this doesn't work I'll sleep in the car. 336 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:01,553 Stay there. OK. OK. It's right in the middle. 337 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:04,559 OK, we got it, we got it, we got it... 338 00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:06,721 It's outta there. 339 00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:13,351 Good night, Steve. 340 00:27:13,445 --> 00:27:15,319 Good night, Mike. 341 00:27:16,406 --> 00:27:20,107 The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's. 342 00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:25,444 He let him go and didn't report seeing him, so Mike wasn't linked to the fire. 343 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:33,248 Neuschwander, you finished stirring, or is this a fucking science experiment?! 344 00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:38,416 I realise you must stick close together cos you share a common backbone, 345 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:41,215 but I wanna see some movement! 346 00:27:42,639 --> 00:27:44,181 Now! 347 00:27:46,226 --> 00:27:50,093 This is great. There's 1,502 registered voters in Garfield County. 348 00:27:50,188 --> 00:27:52,061 Go get 'em, Al. 349 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:55,812 Hey, pretty good day. No screwups. Keep up the good work. 350 00:27:57,570 --> 00:27:59,941 I'm gonna go take a squeege. 351 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:10,409 Oh, God! 352 00:28:10,499 --> 00:28:11,743 (echoes) 353 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,874 (insufficient signal tone) 354 00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:32,262 - (insufficient signal tone) - (sighs) 355 00:28:37,774 --> 00:28:39,731 Eegh! Oh! 356 00:28:54,081 --> 00:28:56,157 (insufficient signal tone) 357 00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:59,743 What is wrong? 358 00:29:01,129 --> 00:29:04,913 Oh, something tells me I want this car to just keep driving. 359 00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:09,836 Hey, gang. 360 00:29:12,264 --> 00:29:15,016 Is there an Opie convention in town? 361 00:29:17,394 --> 00:29:20,146 - I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh? 362 00:29:20,898 --> 00:29:25,394 - You know what, I am. Born and raised. - Nope. Can't be true. 363 00:29:32,408 --> 00:29:34,447 Fire! 364 00:29:48,674 --> 00:29:51,627 Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first! 365 00:29:51,718 --> 00:29:54,802 (tyres screech, kids yell) 366 00:30:00,476 --> 00:30:03,181 - Vote for Donnelly. - (echoes) 367 00:30:05,981 --> 00:30:08,057 Every vote counts. 368 00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:11,018 Argh! 369 00:30:23,998 --> 00:30:25,658 Oh. 370 00:30:32,381 --> 00:30:34,254 Aaargh! 371 00:30:34,591 --> 00:30:36,668 No, no, no, no! 372 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,765 Oh. Oh. 373 00:30:44,851 --> 00:30:48,220 Oh, thank you, little roots. 374 00:30:48,521 --> 00:30:50,597 Please stay strong. 375 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:17,704 What in the hell was that all about? 376 00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:35,727 You freaks better be careful, cos next time I don't go down so easy. 377 00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:39,226 Next time I'll be, like, "You wanna spray me? How about this?" 378 00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:41,061 Arm grab! Aie! 379 00:31:41,153 --> 00:31:43,479 Snap kick! Side kick! 380 00:31:44,323 --> 00:31:48,272 Rabbit punch! Rabbit punch, into pile-driver! 381 00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:50,860 That's right, my friend. It's a pile-driver. 382 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:53,575 Oh, who else wants some? You? 383 00:31:53,665 --> 00:31:56,784 Sleeper hold. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 384 00:32:02,131 --> 00:32:04,207 Hey, that's my car. 385 00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,752 It's that same asshole. Whoo! 386 00:32:11,057 --> 00:32:12,336 - (phone rings) - Oh. 387 00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:16,513 (imitates a "ringing" bird call) 388 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,679 What the hell was that? 389 00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:30,570 Whoa, what happened to you? D'you fall in some mud or something? 390 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,409 Yeah, I did. And I'm gonna be rich, 391 00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:37,028 because I'm the only person on earth who knows where to find white mud. 392 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:42,826 I didn't say "mud". I said "crud". D'you fall into some crud or something? 393 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,746 - Get some water to wipe off that crud. - I'm not a kid that'd believe that. 394 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,676 - Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go? - To make a call. 395 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:56,346 Remember I told you a guy stole my car? He's a mile away. He's driving it. 396 00:32:56,432 --> 00:33:01,723 - Well, let's go get it back. - Uh-uh. This guy is unstable, at best. 397 00:33:01,812 --> 00:33:05,181 You can't keep running away from things. You gotta be tough. 398 00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:08,025 Argh! Argh! 399 00:33:08,109 --> 00:33:11,312 Snakes! Oh, no! 400 00:33:11,404 --> 00:33:13,480 One looked at me! 401 00:33:15,074 --> 00:33:19,024 Check your underpants! I hate those things! 402 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:24,621 - This gets worse every second. - I hate snakes! 403 00:33:28,796 --> 00:33:31,333 (both scream) 404 00:33:33,342 --> 00:33:35,713 Whoa. Check it out. 405 00:33:35,802 --> 00:33:40,013 - Jump in. Wash that crap off. - There's probably piranha in there. 406 00:33:40,098 --> 00:33:43,881 - This place is a nightmare. - Get tough, nancy boy. Jump in. 407 00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:48,763 I don't see you goin' in. 408 00:33:51,149 --> 00:33:53,226 Ugh. 409 00:33:55,904 --> 00:33:57,944 Where'd you go? 410 00:33:58,031 --> 00:34:00,818 Hello, Washington! 411 00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:03,316 Yeah! 412 00:34:03,411 --> 00:34:06,530 Aaaargh! 413 00:34:39,153 --> 00:34:41,774 De-de-de, do-do-do! (laughs) 414 00:34:41,863 --> 00:34:44,699 This is great. I've never won three games in a row. 415 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,859 I hardly ever play checkers. 416 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:52,741 Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's kinda easy to win when you, um... 417 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,908 never move your back row! 418 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,203 Ever! 419 00:34:57,294 --> 00:34:59,750 God! Come on! 420 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:03,831 OK, well, where would you want me to move this one? 421 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:08,260 There. 422 00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:12,925 King me! 423 00:35:14,936 --> 00:35:18,435 OK. Move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe. 424 00:35:18,523 --> 00:35:19,852 (laughs) 425 00:35:19,941 --> 00:35:22,479 That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot. 426 00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:26,691 - Oh, this is fun. - Yeah, yeah, it was. 427 00:35:27,031 --> 00:35:29,106 (bird cries) 428 00:35:39,877 --> 00:35:40,990 What's goin' on? 429 00:35:43,463 --> 00:35:45,539 That's not normal. 430 00:35:48,134 --> 00:35:50,423 (both scream) 431 00:36:13,115 --> 00:36:15,607 How the hell did that happen? 432 00:36:18,537 --> 00:36:19,995 Ow. 433 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,120 Oh. 434 00:36:22,207 --> 00:36:24,283 Oh, man! 435 00:36:31,883 --> 00:36:35,383 - This place is trashed. - Check this out. 436 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:38,720 This whole fridge is held up here just by this plug. 437 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:41,640 (Mike screams) 438 00:36:44,645 --> 00:36:47,053 (groans) 439 00:36:52,903 --> 00:36:55,192 You OK? 440 00:36:57,157 --> 00:37:02,661 I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! 441 00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:06,455 We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy. 442 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:13,875 (Mike) This sucks. I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary. 443 00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,502 Good luck getting out. It's never gonna work. 444 00:37:16,591 --> 00:37:19,462 Yes, it will. All you need to do is get a signal. 445 00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:21,629 (insufficient signal tone) 446 00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:34,267 - (ringing tone) - Hello? 447 00:37:34,358 --> 00:37:36,066 - Hello? - Hello? 448 00:37:36,151 --> 00:37:37,397 - Hello? - Hello? 449 00:37:37,486 --> 00:37:40,190 - Mrs Oneacre? Hello? Mrs Oneacre? - Yes. 450 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,777 Hello? Are you there? 451 00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:48,573 Hello. This is Mrs Oneacre. Are you there? 452 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,124 Mrs Oneacre, it's Mike Donnelly. Is Scott there? 453 00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,248 No. 454 00:37:55,336 --> 00:37:57,958 Oh, jeez. I had to leave town. 455 00:37:58,047 --> 00:38:01,380 Could you tell him I'm sorry and I'll make it up to him? 456 00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:04,088 - Yes. - (moans) Don't forget to tell him that. 457 00:38:04,178 --> 00:38:06,253 - Bye. - Hello? 458 00:38:29,535 --> 00:38:31,610 Good night, Steve. 459 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,905 Good night, Mike. 460 00:38:38,459 --> 00:38:40,748 (wind howling) 461 00:38:40,879 --> 00:38:42,752 (creaking) 462 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,834 (snores) 463 00:38:54,641 --> 00:38:56,515 Ow! 464 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,889 Oh, man. 465 00:39:01,355 --> 00:39:03,598 - Oh, God. - I don't like this, Mike. 466 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,271 Mike? 467 00:39:08,363 --> 00:39:10,936 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 468 00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:13,816 (Steve) Whoa! 469 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,824 This sucks! 470 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,876 - Good night, Steve. - Good night, Mike. 471 00:39:26,546 --> 00:39:28,622 (thunder rumbling) 472 00:39:50,151 --> 00:39:53,520 Hey, Mike. "I got dibs on top bunk"! 473 00:39:53,613 --> 00:39:55,273 Shut up. 474 00:39:55,365 --> 00:39:57,653 (laughs derisively) 475 00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,067 - Oh, I love it. - Why don't you shut up? 476 00:40:00,161 --> 00:40:02,034 "Hello, Washington!" 477 00:40:02,496 --> 00:40:05,413 - How's the weather up there, buddy? - Shut up! 478 00:40:05,499 --> 00:40:08,452 (Steve carries on laughing) 479 00:40:08,543 --> 00:40:10,620 Oh, no. 480 00:40:11,672 --> 00:40:12,585 Ow! 481 00:40:16,093 --> 00:40:18,666 - (ringing tone) - Hello? 482 00:40:18,762 --> 00:40:23,055 Hey, Roger? How you doin'? It's Mike Donnelly. Is Al there? 483 00:40:23,141 --> 00:40:25,810 Uh, gee, Mike. Al's kind of busy right now. 484 00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:32,559 Ha, I know. I just wanted to tell him I'm working my tail off for him up here, 485 00:40:32,649 --> 00:40:35,604 and there's no way Al's gonna lose Gaffield County. 486 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:39,063 That's great. I'll be sure to tell him. Thanks for ringing up. 487 00:40:39,490 --> 00:40:42,739 Come on, let me talk to Al. It's only gonna take a minute. 488 00:40:43,619 --> 00:40:46,287 Al doesn't wanna speak to you. 489 00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,621 What do you mean, Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why? 490 00:40:49,874 --> 00:40:51,949 Listen very carefully to me, Mike. 491 00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:55,044 You know what Al calls you when you're not around here? 492 00:40:55,463 --> 00:40:59,128 The idiot. OK? All right? Is that blunt enough for you? 493 00:40:59,216 --> 00:41:01,505 You are not going to speak to him now. 494 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:06,220 And if I had my way, you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected governor! 495 00:41:06,306 --> 00:41:08,382 (hangs up) 496 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:20,107 Kovary. Man, that guy's a dick. 497 00:41:20,194 --> 00:41:23,645 Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother? 498 00:41:23,738 --> 00:41:25,530 You know? 499 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:28,901 I ought to go down there and straighten this thing out. 500 00:41:28,994 --> 00:41:31,069 What do you think, Steve? 501 00:41:31,412 --> 00:41:35,457 Al's speaking at that Rock The Vote concert in Seattle. 502 00:41:36,042 --> 00:41:37,916 Steve? 503 00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:43,455 What do you think if I went down to... 504 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:01,721 Oh, that's sad. 505 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,628 (# rock music playing) 506 00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:46,683 Hey, it's cool. I was in. 507 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:49,525 Where's the fire? 508 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:53,146 Dude, we pay these bands' salaries by buying a ticket to this shit. 509 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,315 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 510 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,273 Okey-dokey. Come on. 511 00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:02,829 Son, step away from this vector and get into a different coordinate, pronto. 512 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:05,832 There's no access for you in this quadrant. 513 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,617 Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children there 514 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:13,544 and give them your power trip? They might be impressed by it, asshole! 515 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,468 - Yeah! - Young fellow, I'll twist off your head 516 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:20,467 and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! 517 00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:23,890 I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire, 518 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:28,353 unless you move from this area far and fast! Now! 519 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,680 (music stops) 520 00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:32,648 Wow! 521 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:37,479 Man, I liked that move. 522 00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:41,992 Yeah, I learnt it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach. 523 00:43:42,076 --> 00:43:46,204 - The one Mr T hosted. - As a matter of fact it is. The same one. 524 00:43:55,881 --> 00:43:57,375 (chuckles nervously) 525 00:43:57,465 --> 00:43:59,505 Wow! 526 00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:01,715 Whoopsie-daisy. 527 00:44:02,512 --> 00:44:06,841 I was looking for my brother, Al Donnelly. He's around here somewhere. 528 00:44:07,892 --> 00:44:11,842 So you fellas are... performers or... 529 00:44:14,899 --> 00:44:17,899 Oh, no, thanks. I never touch the stuff. 530 00:44:19,111 --> 00:44:22,610 There's enough in the air here to get everybody high. 531 00:44:22,698 --> 00:44:27,110 Besides, it gives you the munchies. God knows, I don't need that. Hey! 532 00:44:30,538 --> 00:44:33,029 But, uh... 533 00:44:33,124 --> 00:44:36,539 (emcee) Rock The Vote presents Mudhoney. 534 00:44:54,144 --> 00:44:57,808 I don't think these kids wanna hear me talk about bond issues, man. 535 00:44:57,897 --> 00:44:59,557 Al, we are lucky to be here. 536 00:44:59,649 --> 00:45:04,606 Just go out, tell the kids to vote, do an interview with some MTV person 537 00:45:04,695 --> 00:45:06,735 and we're outta here. 538 00:45:06,822 --> 00:45:08,197 All right. 539 00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:28,508 # Like stacks and stacks of rats on rafts 540 00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:31,462 # Clutchin' anything we can 541 00:45:31,553 --> 00:45:34,804 # Stacks and stacks of rats on rafts 542 00:45:34,890 --> 00:45:38,176 # Weight of the world crushin' our backs 543 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:40,724 # Tooth for a tooth 544 00:45:41,855 --> 00:45:44,345 # Eye for an eye 545 00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:47,517 # You know it's the truth 546 00:45:48,569 --> 00:45:52,104 # And this is why 547 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:56,987 So he says "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" 548 00:46:04,793 --> 00:46:07,164 I love you guys. 549 00:46:07,253 --> 00:46:09,329 This is fun. 550 00:46:10,424 --> 00:46:14,503 So anyway, what you're saying, 551 00:46:14,594 --> 00:46:18,045 I'm the Man, "Whitey", 552 00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:26,308 and you guys are the victims of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society? 553 00:46:26,397 --> 00:46:28,305 That's right, man. 554 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:30,766 Man, that sucks! 555 00:46:33,612 --> 00:46:36,529 I'm gonna talk to some people and straighten this out, 556 00:46:36,614 --> 00:46:39,401 cos this is a bunch of bullcrap! 557 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:42,825 - All right? - Yeah! 558 00:46:42,911 --> 00:46:46,529 - I'm gonna go get 'em. - Kick ass, Whitey! 559 00:46:52,629 --> 00:46:56,413 - So when do I go on? - Six, seven minutes. Just relax. 560 00:46:56,508 --> 00:46:59,045 - All right, all right. - Straighten your tie. 561 00:46:59,135 --> 00:47:02,052 - Should I lose the tie? - Loosen the tie. 562 00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:04,890 Just take it down. Take it down. 563 00:47:12,857 --> 00:47:15,430 Yeah! 564 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:19,941 All right! 565 00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:21,607 Whoo! 566 00:47:21,697 --> 00:47:24,948 Yeah, man! I love you guys! 567 00:47:25,035 --> 00:47:28,201 - Whoa, whoa. Hang on. All right. - Excellent! 568 00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:31,241 - What's your name? - Mike Donnelly. 569 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:35,167 Governor Donnelly? Nice threads. 570 00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:38,537 - No, you jag, he ain't the governor. - He's runnin'for governor. 571 00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:42,924 - Well, get on out there! - No! No! You got the wrong guy. 572 00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:45,464 Just a second. Fellas, come on. 573 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,512 Uh... 574 00:48:01,818 --> 00:48:03,562 Um... 575 00:48:03,654 --> 00:48:06,524 I'm not supposed to be here. Uh... 576 00:48:11,661 --> 00:48:14,532 God. What is this? 577 00:48:17,249 --> 00:48:19,159 l, uh... 578 00:48:19,252 --> 00:48:23,000 I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut-butter cups about now! 579 00:48:23,089 --> 00:48:25,840 - (riotous cheering) - Yeah! 580 00:48:25,924 --> 00:48:29,838 - You know what that's about! - (whoops of approval) 581 00:48:29,928 --> 00:48:33,760 So I guess you guys should vote, you know, because... 582 00:48:33,848 --> 00:48:36,884 voting kicks ass, right? Yeah! 583 00:48:37,769 --> 00:48:43,688 And let me tell you, if you're gonna vote, why not vote for Al Donnelly, right? 584 00:48:43,775 --> 00:48:46,063 (cheering) 585 00:48:48,445 --> 00:48:50,771 (synchronised drumrolls) 586 00:48:53,617 --> 00:48:57,199 Cos if voting kicks ass... 587 00:48:57,287 --> 00:48:59,743 What in the hell... 588 00:48:59,832 --> 00:49:01,574 Oh, please, God, I'm dreaming. 589 00:49:01,916 --> 00:49:04,205 ...you've got some kick-ass shit! 590 00:49:10,007 --> 00:49:13,174 Oh, God. I'm a dead man. Oh! 591 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:16,510 I'm hyperventilating... Oh! Oh! 592 00:49:18,724 --> 00:49:21,215 Cos I was born in the USA. 593 00:49:23,604 --> 00:49:25,762 (shouts of "Yeah!") 594 00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:32,526 You gotta fight for your right to vote. 595 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:46,790 That's one small step for man, one giant... 596 00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:50,909 - I have a dream! - (cheering) 597 00:49:57,886 --> 00:49:59,878 Power to the people! 598 00:50:04,934 --> 00:50:07,056 Burn, baby, burn! 599 00:50:07,144 --> 00:50:08,852 Oh, Mike! 600 00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:12,890 Hey, fellas. Yeah. 601 00:50:13,817 --> 00:50:15,690 Kill Whitey! 602 00:50:15,777 --> 00:50:17,651 (stunned silence) 603 00:50:19,197 --> 00:50:21,735 No! No! No! 604 00:50:25,578 --> 00:50:29,576 - What in the hell were you thinking? - I'm sorry. I just wanted to talk to you. 605 00:50:29,665 --> 00:50:33,912 - Oh, yeah. "Sorry." - And I don't know how it happened. 606 00:50:34,003 --> 00:50:36,920 - I just got thrown on stage. - Why couldn't you stay put? 607 00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:40,041 I told you I would take care of everything. 608 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:42,670 But, no, we get "Kill Whitey"?! 609 00:50:43,678 --> 00:50:48,090 I can't believe I have to ask you this, but are you trying to screw this up for me? 610 00:50:48,182 --> 00:50:50,470 What is this? Do you want me to lose? 611 00:50:51,268 --> 00:50:58,018 If I really thought you believed that, I'd just... I'd wanna die. 612 00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:05,436 Just stay outta the way. 613 00:51:05,532 --> 00:51:07,571 OK? 614 00:51:23,048 --> 00:51:27,176 Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? 615 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:29,798 Without question. 616 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:32,723 Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more. 617 00:51:35,101 --> 00:51:37,177 It's over. It's finished. 618 00:51:38,604 --> 00:51:41,723 Talking about your brother's election hopes or my career? 619 00:51:42,358 --> 00:51:46,735 The person I care about most in my life... hates me. 620 00:51:48,823 --> 00:51:51,942 I'm not a brother. I'm an embarrassment. 621 00:52:08,716 --> 00:52:13,211 - So what do you wanna do today? - I don't care. Whatever you want. 622 00:52:14,596 --> 00:52:17,513 Man, I wish we could watch your brother's debate on TV. 623 00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:20,304 That's today? We gotta watch it. 624 00:52:20,394 --> 00:52:23,311 How, by hooking a hanger up to the metal plate in your head? 625 00:52:23,647 --> 00:52:27,514 I know a place with a TV. I saw it when we were putting up posters. 626 00:52:27,692 --> 00:52:29,767 It's not far from here. Let's go. 627 00:52:36,783 --> 00:52:40,911 - Here it is. - Of course. This had to be the place. 628 00:52:40,996 --> 00:52:45,657 How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long? 629 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:50,329 - Looks like nobody's home. - Yeah, I met this guy. Nobody is home. 630 00:52:51,297 --> 00:52:52,921 Ooh! 631 00:52:53,007 --> 00:52:54,287 Agh! 632 00:52:54,926 --> 00:52:57,001 Run! 633 00:52:57,636 --> 00:53:00,388 (Mike) Come on! Move it! Move it! 634 00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,260 This guy's got a hell of a security system. 635 00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:10,271 Ready to start filming, Mr Stone. 636 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,017 Really. 637 00:53:13,109 --> 00:53:18,316 My God, this guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady rolled into one. 638 00:53:20,199 --> 00:53:21,859 Eegh. 639 00:53:22,451 --> 00:53:25,701 (Mike) "Honourable discharge. Drake Sabitch." 640 00:53:25,788 --> 00:53:28,159 This must be his dad, Norris Sabitch. 641 00:53:31,252 --> 00:53:33,956 And his Grandpappy Winston. 642 00:53:35,672 --> 00:53:40,049 If he'd bought a smaller TV, he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it. 643 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,008 Yeah. 644 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:48,757 I want to see a Washington where children can walk down streets safely, 645 00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:53,643 where people can leave doors unlocked and their minds are free from fear. 646 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,766 This is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy. 647 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,310 In fact, I agreed with that statement 648 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:03,938 when she made it in her first campaign for governor eight years ago. 649 00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:07,573 Man. My bro is knockin' the snot outta her. 650 00:54:07,868 --> 00:54:12,577 - I'm gonna go take a squeege. - Watch your step. 651 00:54:27,887 --> 00:54:32,015 If you really wanna understand Mr Donnelly's view on family values, 652 00:54:32,099 --> 00:54:35,682 take a look at his brother and ask yourself this question: 653 00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:38,806 "How far does the acorn fall from the tree?" 654 00:54:38,897 --> 00:54:41,270 Or should I say "nut"? 655 00:54:41,358 --> 00:54:43,101 (laughter) 656 00:54:45,404 --> 00:54:49,816 Yes, my brother has some problems, but who doesn't? 657 00:54:49,908 --> 00:54:53,692 And I just wanna say I love my brother Mike. 658 00:54:54,912 --> 00:54:57,154 And I am very proud of him. 659 00:54:57,248 --> 00:55:00,913 And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest 660 00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:05,130 when compared to the problems facing our great state. 661 00:55:05,214 --> 00:55:07,586 Those are the problems I am interested in. 662 00:55:07,674 --> 00:55:10,710 - (applause) - Get her, Al. 663 00:55:12,137 --> 00:55:15,054 - (peeing) - Ah. Ooh. 664 00:55:15,765 --> 00:55:19,715 - Agh! Oh! - You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy. 665 00:55:19,811 --> 00:55:22,764 What the hell are you doin' in my perimeter? 666 00:55:22,855 --> 00:55:25,144 Um, sir, I'm not a soldier. 667 00:55:25,483 --> 00:55:29,231 And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. 668 00:55:29,570 --> 00:55:33,319 You can punch out now, move on, let it go. 669 00:55:34,366 --> 00:55:36,442 Who told you that? 670 00:55:37,286 --> 00:55:38,779 Charlie. 671 00:55:38,870 --> 00:55:42,120 Um, I just talked to Charlie, and he's not mad at you any more. 672 00:55:42,457 --> 00:55:46,454 So let's call off Operation "One of us is Crazy" and go our separate ways. 673 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:49,082 - Don't get smart with me! - Ow. 674 00:55:49,172 --> 00:55:51,460 Tell me who sent you on this mission, 675 00:55:51,549 --> 00:55:55,498 or I'm within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice. 676 00:55:55,594 --> 00:55:57,919 (pees and moans) 677 00:55:58,013 --> 00:56:02,224 Sir, honestly, I just came back to get my rental car and an apology. 678 00:56:02,309 --> 00:56:07,599 And if I could get that, I will gladly leave your... coordinates here. 679 00:56:11,526 --> 00:56:14,230 - Oh, the car? - Uh-huh. 680 00:56:15,863 --> 00:56:18,484 - Is that all? - (chuckles nervously) That's all. 681 00:56:26,248 --> 00:56:28,324 Why didn't you tell me? 682 00:56:29,334 --> 00:56:33,117 - God! Here's the keys. - Oh, thank you. 683 00:56:35,006 --> 00:56:36,666 And here's my apology. 684 00:56:37,925 --> 00:56:39,170 (pees) 685 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:44,055 I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart. 686 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:47,722 - Which sounds quicker to you? - (pees) That's a toughie. 687 00:56:49,394 --> 00:56:51,054 Agh! 688 00:57:02,907 --> 00:57:04,780 Whoo! Come on! 689 00:57:08,413 --> 00:57:10,535 Nice moves. 690 00:57:11,707 --> 00:57:13,995 I'm seriously impressed. 691 00:57:14,752 --> 00:57:18,452 - Sergeant Drake Sabitch. - Mike Donnelly. Nice to meet you. 692 00:57:18,547 --> 00:57:20,918 Nice to meet you. I wanna show you something. 693 00:57:21,007 --> 00:57:23,380 Drake, you ever watch any Bruce Lee movies? 694 00:57:23,468 --> 00:57:27,548 I got every one of 'em on laser disc. Well, come in. Come in. 695 00:57:29,974 --> 00:57:32,547 (# "Lady Marmalade" by LaBelle) 696 00:57:38,732 --> 00:57:42,183 That damned debate should've never happened in the first place. 697 00:57:42,277 --> 00:57:45,977 Donnelly had a smart-ass comment to make after everything I said. 698 00:57:46,072 --> 00:57:50,200 It doesn't matter. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he goes down. 699 00:57:50,285 --> 00:57:54,413 With all deference, Governor, if he goes down. 700 00:57:54,497 --> 00:57:59,242 It's all up to the voter turnout, which our people think will be very high. 701 00:57:59,335 --> 00:58:01,411 Well, it better be. 702 00:58:01,503 --> 00:58:04,623 Or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk. 703 00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:07,171 A very small jar. 704 00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:13,253 # Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? 705 00:58:13,682 --> 00:58:16,468 # Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? 706 00:58:22,857 --> 00:58:24,932 Are you getting sleepy? 707 00:58:27,153 --> 00:58:29,228 Good night. 708 00:58:30,823 --> 00:58:34,655 Take home, put in bed. 709 00:58:34,743 --> 00:58:36,486 Good night, dear. 710 00:58:36,578 --> 00:58:41,240 Oh, she's totally legal. I've got all her papers and I pay all the taxes. 711 00:58:41,332 --> 00:58:43,823 Very good help, but "no speaka". 712 00:58:45,378 --> 00:58:47,037 Who? What does he want? 713 00:58:47,129 --> 00:58:49,537 Not sure, but he says he thinks you'll like it. 714 00:58:49,632 --> 00:58:51,291 Pardon me. 715 00:58:54,220 --> 00:58:56,544 Governor Tracy, this is Mr... 716 00:58:56,847 --> 00:58:58,922 Mr's fine. 717 00:59:02,935 --> 00:59:07,681 So here's what went through my little head. I got some pictures of your boys 718 00:59:07,773 --> 00:59:11,142 setting the Pierce County rec hall ablaze. 719 00:59:11,443 --> 00:59:15,571 Or pictures that look like Mike Donnelly set the fire. 720 00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:18,278 I wait for election day to near. 721 00:59:18,367 --> 00:59:23,491 Whoever's trailing... gives good money for whichever picture does them best. 722 00:59:23,580 --> 00:59:26,533 My gut says I'm glad you're trailing. 723 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,747 Well, I'll have to see the pictures first. 724 00:59:42,556 --> 00:59:47,383 You'll have to tell me your name, so I'll know who to make out the cheque to. 725 00:59:47,477 --> 00:59:50,050 My best friends call me "Cash". 726 00:59:52,774 --> 00:59:54,850 (# rock music playing) 727 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:09,237 (turns off music) 728 01:00:09,331 --> 01:00:12,249 - Promise me you'II... - Shut up, Steve. 729 01:00:12,334 --> 01:00:15,003 What could go wrong? I vote, I go home. 730 01:00:15,086 --> 01:00:17,329 Over there. 731 01:00:17,422 --> 01:00:19,711 - Did I make it? - Yes. 732 01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:23,298 - Name and address. - Mike Donnelly. 612 Caswell Street. 733 01:00:35,189 --> 01:00:39,020 - (woman) Oh! Hey! Excuse me! - What's he doin'? 734 01:00:39,109 --> 01:00:41,682 Agh! I'm stuck in this thing. 735 01:00:41,778 --> 01:00:44,020 Agh! 736 01:00:45,239 --> 01:00:48,940 - Stop that! - Oh, my God! 737 01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:51,532 - Help! - Are you crazy? 738 01:00:52,830 --> 01:00:54,953 Get this thing off of me! 739 01:01:02,005 --> 01:01:04,081 - Agh! - (women scream) 740 01:01:04,591 --> 01:01:07,462 It's OK. It's OK, ma'am. 741 01:01:07,552 --> 01:01:09,628 l, uh... 742 01:01:13,349 --> 01:01:15,425 Here you go. I'm sorry. 743 01:01:15,518 --> 01:01:19,052 Here you go, ma'am. That is my fault entirely. I'm sorry. 744 01:01:19,146 --> 01:01:20,806 Here you go. 745 01:01:24,609 --> 01:01:28,358 Here you go, ma'am. OK. OK. I'm sorry. 746 01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:29,905 Oh! 747 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:32,527 You stupid jerk! What are you doing?! 748 01:01:52,635 --> 01:01:54,130 Who'd you vote for? 749 01:01:57,307 --> 01:01:59,181 (TV on) 750 01:01:59,267 --> 01:02:02,102 I bet the exit polls already have us by ten points. 751 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:06,184 After the events of last night a slight shift in voter sentiment was expected, 752 01:02:06,274 --> 01:02:08,479 but no one anticipated this. 753 01:02:08,567 --> 01:02:12,351 Early today this photo was released, linking Mike Donnelly to the scene 754 01:02:12,446 --> 01:02:14,854 of the Pierce County Recreation Centre fire. 755 01:02:14,949 --> 01:02:19,445 The arson accusations came at the worst possible time 756 01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:23,071 for his brother Al Donnelly's drive to the governor's mansion. 757 01:02:23,165 --> 01:02:26,165 Governor Tracy is about to claim victory... 758 01:02:26,251 --> 01:02:28,492 It's all my fault. 759 01:02:28,586 --> 01:02:31,504 My brother lost his election because of me. 760 01:02:32,006 --> 01:02:35,340 - Cowlitz County. Tracy wins by 280. - Oh! 761 01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:39,553 Garfield County. Tracy: 1,048. Donnelly: 834. 762 01:02:39,888 --> 01:02:42,806 Tracy won Garfield County? 763 01:02:42,891 --> 01:02:45,596 A lot of good our grass-roots campaign did up there. 764 01:02:45,685 --> 01:02:48,805 1,048 to 834? 765 01:02:51,649 --> 01:02:55,314 That's 1,882 votes. 766 01:02:55,402 --> 01:02:59,021 There's only 1,502 voters up in Garfield County. 767 01:03:01,534 --> 01:03:02,993 Somethin' isn't right. 768 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:08,154 The Governor is going to campaign HQ where she'll make her victory speech. 769 01:03:08,248 --> 01:03:11,451 - They're the guys that started the fire. - Those troopers? 770 01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:14,876 They were wearing street clothes, but that is them. 771 01:03:16,005 --> 01:03:19,208 Steve, we gotta call Al now. 772 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:22,254 Wait a minute. I gotta do somethin' first. 773 01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:45,609 Here it is. Voter registration for Garfield County. 774 01:03:48,452 --> 01:03:52,366 I knew it! Looky here. Any of these names look familiar? 775 01:03:52,456 --> 01:03:54,614 - You were right. - Yeah. 776 01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:58,919 Al didn't lose. He got cheated. And we got proof right here. 777 01:03:59,003 --> 01:04:02,586 - We get on the phone, alert the press. - Screw that. 778 01:04:02,674 --> 01:04:06,885 She embarrassed me in front of a state, messed up things between me and Al. 779 01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:09,840 Now it's gonna be payback time. Where can I find her? 780 01:04:09,931 --> 01:04:13,763 There's a post-election ceremony at the governor's mansion at 10am. 781 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:20,014 Nothing's gonna stop us now. 782 01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,182 (engine splutters) 783 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:27,020 (engine dies) 784 01:04:30,157 --> 01:04:33,361 OK, maybe we could use some help. 785 01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:37,991 We'll meet you there. We can't do this without you. 786 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:41,990 You're a true American, Sergeant Sabitch. I thank you. OK. 787 01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:52,801 Robbie, this is the biggest thing I've ever asked of you. You sure it's cool? 788 01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:54,381 No, it's not cool. 789 01:04:54,472 --> 01:04:59,181 And if you get pulled over, I'll say the car was stolen so I can keep my job. 790 01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:01,469 Oh, and one more thing. 791 01:05:03,272 --> 01:05:06,855 Do not use the tape deck cos it's been shorting out on me. 792 01:05:08,653 --> 01:05:10,728 Don't forget. 793 01:05:14,282 --> 01:05:16,359 (# rock music playing) 794 01:05:29,087 --> 01:05:31,164 (music stops) 795 01:05:32,216 --> 01:05:34,292 (music starts) 796 01:05:36,303 --> 01:05:38,379 (music stops) 797 01:05:39,139 --> 01:05:41,214 (music starts) 798 01:05:42,642 --> 01:05:44,848 (music stops) 799 01:05:45,269 --> 01:05:48,140 (music starts, then song comes to an end) 800 01:05:50,274 --> 01:05:55,861 Oh, what is this all about? We gotta be there at ten o'clock. 801 01:06:02,744 --> 01:06:06,872 OK, people. Coming through. Official police business. 802 01:06:07,332 --> 01:06:11,911 I want you to step lively. Do not make me abuse my power. 803 01:06:14,714 --> 01:06:18,462 (amplified) These guys think we're real cops! 804 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:28,931 - What the hell was that? - A chunk in the road or something. 805 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:31,095 I just chunked in my pants. 806 01:06:57,629 --> 01:06:59,289 Oh! Oh! 807 01:06:59,630 --> 01:07:04,173 - That bug just smacked the windshield. - Oh, man. I'll get it. Here. 808 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:06,467 (burst of siren) 809 01:07:06,554 --> 01:07:09,045 Where is the frickin' thing? 810 01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:12,175 They got, like, levers galore in this thing. 811 01:07:13,686 --> 01:07:14,931 There it is. 812 01:07:15,021 --> 01:07:18,472 Man, that was weird. That bug was comin' at me, we connected eyes. 813 01:07:18,565 --> 01:07:24,982 He was in slow motion going "I can't stop! Don't wanna... Aiiesh!" 814 01:07:25,071 --> 01:07:27,443 Oh, man, that was wild. It was so weird. 815 01:07:27,531 --> 01:07:31,825 He was comin', just going "My life is good. I'm alive, alive, alive... dead!" 816 01:07:31,911 --> 01:07:34,034 Oh. 817 01:07:34,122 --> 01:07:36,197 This map is heavy. 818 01:07:36,832 --> 01:07:39,239 It's got all those robes on it. 819 01:07:40,210 --> 01:07:42,084 Rogues? 820 01:07:43,046 --> 01:07:45,003 Vroots? 821 01:07:45,090 --> 01:07:48,174 - How come I can't say that word? - Roads. 822 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:54,631 Row-ads. 823 01:07:54,723 --> 01:07:56,716 Row-ads. 824 01:07:56,809 --> 01:07:59,216 That's sort of a weird word, isn't it? 825 01:08:00,312 --> 01:08:02,389 That is a freaky word, man. 826 01:08:04,107 --> 01:08:06,184 Very, very freaky. 827 01:08:13,325 --> 01:08:14,984 I'm stoned. 828 01:08:15,076 --> 01:08:16,868 So are you. 829 01:08:17,454 --> 01:08:19,196 Row-ads! 830 01:08:19,288 --> 01:08:23,416 Damn it! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! Oh, man! 831 01:08:24,001 --> 01:08:26,836 Oh, we gotta... we gotta maintain. 832 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,419 I think you just drive the speed limit, we're gonna be cool. 833 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,508 All right. It's cool. I'll just go the speed limit. 834 01:08:33,594 --> 01:08:35,669 - Limit. Limit. - Limit. 835 01:08:35,762 --> 01:08:38,134 - That's another freaky word. - Limit. 836 01:08:38,222 --> 01:08:41,307 - (siren) - Did you turn the siren on? 837 01:08:41,393 --> 01:08:45,639 Dude, I can't even find the glove compartment in this thing. 838 01:08:49,816 --> 01:08:51,893 Oh, my God. 839 01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:59,525 Man, we're screwed. 840 01:08:59,743 --> 01:09:01,818 Get in the back! 841 01:09:02,829 --> 01:09:04,905 Get in there! 842 01:09:12,422 --> 01:09:14,912 (music comes on, then goes off 843 01:09:16,425 --> 01:09:18,714 How you doin', buddy? 844 01:09:18,802 --> 01:09:22,634 Transportin' a prisoner. 12th Precinct up in Buckley Town. 845 01:09:22,722 --> 01:09:26,056 My sarge gave me no overtime, so I'm doing it lickety-split. 846 01:09:26,142 --> 01:09:30,389 Tell me, Officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 847 01:09:31,314 --> 01:09:35,394 Well, I got a 426 hemi in her. 848 01:09:35,485 --> 01:09:38,022 Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. 849 01:09:38,112 --> 01:09:40,401 I can get her up to as good as 155. 850 01:09:40,490 --> 01:09:44,736 Never do though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! 851 01:09:49,164 --> 01:09:52,331 I guess I was going about 65, tops. 852 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:55,580 Seven. Seven miles an hour. 853 01:09:55,670 --> 01:09:59,620 And normally when I stop people they pull onto the shoulder. 854 01:10:02,468 --> 01:10:04,756 I don't know how you do things in Buckley, 855 01:10:04,845 --> 01:10:08,629 but down here we are protective of the other drivers on the roads. 856 01:10:08,723 --> 01:10:13,053 - Row-ads. Roods. - Quiet back there! 857 01:10:13,144 --> 01:10:16,229 I've taken enough guff from you for one day. Raving psycho. 858 01:10:16,315 --> 01:10:19,351 Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. 859 01:10:19,442 --> 01:10:23,440 Takin' him back to Nevada, where he's wanted for bangin' horses. 860 01:10:26,073 --> 01:10:27,782 Good God! 861 01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:31,912 Then you get him through this state a little faster than seven miles an hour, 862 01:10:31,996 --> 01:10:33,573 Officer... 863 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:36,823 Uh, Meoff, Jack. 864 01:10:41,421 --> 01:10:43,295 Go! 865 01:10:52,306 --> 01:10:55,177 - Oh, man! - What a goon. 866 01:10:55,268 --> 01:10:58,138 You were great though, man. That was genius. 867 01:10:58,229 --> 01:11:00,980 I never would've thought of that. That was hot. 868 01:11:01,064 --> 01:11:02,725 - Whoo! - (sirens) 869 01:11:02,816 --> 01:11:04,892 Oh, shit! 870 01:11:08,112 --> 01:11:11,861 Oh, man. I hope there's enough juice left in these boosters. 871 01:11:14,285 --> 01:11:16,361 - Yeah! - Whoa! 872 01:11:16,453 --> 01:11:18,114 Whoo! 873 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,700 See ya. 874 01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:25,540 Oh, man! Whoo! 875 01:11:52,779 --> 01:11:54,855 We're live at the governor's mansion. 876 01:11:54,948 --> 01:11:59,111 Today is a celebration of Governor Tracy's election to a third term, 877 01:11:59,535 --> 01:12:05,408 with all the campaign staff and their families gathering for a festive affair. 878 01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:10,075 Governor Tracy, having just pulled out a squeaker, must be all smiles today. 879 01:12:12,214 --> 01:12:15,630 We're just receiving word that Mike Donnelly, brother of Al, 880 01:12:15,717 --> 01:12:17,794 is involved in a police pursuit. 881 01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:23,973 Mike Donnelly is driving down Capitol Boulevard in a stolen police car. 882 01:12:24,058 --> 01:12:27,059 I don't believe this. Driver, head back to the capital. 883 01:12:27,144 --> 01:12:30,062 - What? You can't do this. - Do what? 884 01:12:30,148 --> 01:12:32,057 Commit career suicide. 885 01:12:32,149 --> 01:12:35,933 I beg you, don't do this. Give me some time. I can make you a senator. 886 01:12:36,028 --> 01:12:40,737 Jesus. Did it ever occur to you family may be more important than career? 887 01:12:41,033 --> 01:12:44,484 Ever occur to you that at some point you'll have to make a choice 888 01:12:44,578 --> 01:12:46,902 between me and your loser brother? 889 01:13:12,437 --> 01:13:15,391 Go and scope it out. Nobody's gonna recognise you. 890 01:13:15,481 --> 01:13:18,186 OK. Promise me you'll stay right here. 891 01:13:24,574 --> 01:13:27,064 Thank you. Thank you very much. 892 01:13:28,369 --> 01:13:32,236 This election was about the majesty of democracy, 893 01:13:32,665 --> 01:13:36,448 where the gathered masses held their vote high. 894 01:13:36,543 --> 01:13:38,202 (applause) 895 01:13:42,298 --> 01:13:46,960 My re-election would not have been possible without the people in this state 896 01:13:47,053 --> 01:13:49,626 who supported me in this victory. 897 01:13:49,721 --> 01:13:52,972 I must also thank my wonderful husband Dennis 898 01:13:53,058 --> 01:13:56,308 and my two beautiful, intelligent children... 899 01:13:56,395 --> 01:13:59,645 Psst! Steve. I'm in. 900 01:14:01,566 --> 01:14:04,437 Where the hell's Drake? He's supposed to be here. 901 01:14:04,528 --> 01:14:08,608 I'm surprised we can't count on a guy whose bus is surrounded by mines. 902 01:14:08,698 --> 01:14:10,774 All right. Here's what we do. 903 01:14:13,661 --> 01:14:15,654 We dress as caterers, right? 904 01:14:15,746 --> 01:14:19,744 Nobody looks at a caterer's face. It's always "Whaddaya got in the tray?" 905 01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:23,083 Then we sneak around back. When Tracy starts to... 906 01:14:24,004 --> 01:14:26,791 Something's happening here. Steve, help. 907 01:14:26,882 --> 01:14:28,127 Steve. 908 01:14:28,216 --> 01:14:30,255 Steve, get back here. 909 01:14:30,343 --> 01:14:33,546 Oh, my God. The damn thing's caught in my belt. 910 01:14:33,638 --> 01:14:36,389 God! Help, please! 911 01:14:38,434 --> 01:14:40,426 - I can't... - (gasps) 912 01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,313 I can't... God! 913 01:14:43,731 --> 01:14:46,138 - You in the band, help. - Hello. 914 01:14:46,233 --> 01:14:48,107 Help! 915 01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,354 God! 916 01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:53,609 - Stay. - Steve! Help. 917 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:56,189 - How are you? - Steve! Please! 918 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,822 Somebody! Somebody help me. 919 01:14:58,912 --> 01:15:01,367 Somebody help me! 920 01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:04,457 Agh! Help! 921 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:11,713 The voters have spoken, and I have heard their message loud and clear. 922 01:15:11,798 --> 01:15:14,468 - And that message is... - (Mike) God! Help! 923 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:17,635 - Holy shit! - (shocked gasps) 924 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,053 (laughs nervously) 925 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,015 Hi, there. Hi. 926 01:15:26,229 --> 01:15:29,478 Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot. 927 01:15:31,817 --> 01:15:33,276 l, uh... 928 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,859 Oh, no! For the love of God! 929 01:15:37,948 --> 01:15:40,818 Aaaarrggh! 930 01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:52,710 (groans) 931 01:15:52,795 --> 01:15:55,795 I'm all right. I'm OK. 932 01:15:55,881 --> 01:15:58,455 Gimme a minute. Gimme a minute. I'll be fine. 933 01:15:59,509 --> 01:16:02,961 Nobody move, or Steve Dodds gets it! 934 01:16:03,054 --> 01:16:04,679 - Who? - Steve Dodds. 935 01:16:04,764 --> 01:16:07,681 - Who's this guy? - From the Donnelly campaign. 936 01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:10,603 What does it matter? He's got a gun! You're a cop. 937 01:16:10,687 --> 01:16:14,471 Get over here. I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 938 01:16:14,566 --> 01:16:18,977 - I want that asshole taken out. - I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away. 939 01:16:19,069 --> 01:16:22,320 - Get your ass up there. - Ow! 940 01:16:22,406 --> 01:16:27,447 Everybody back up, or I blow the pipsqueak's head off. 941 01:16:27,535 --> 01:16:29,778 I've got somethin' to say! 942 01:16:29,872 --> 01:16:33,786 Please listen to him. Do what he says. I have children. Tommy and Sally... 943 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:35,333 - Shut up! - All right. 944 01:16:35,668 --> 01:16:38,290 You keep your mouth shut, squirt. 945 01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:40,953 As soon as you get a clear shot, take it. 946 01:16:41,049 --> 01:16:46,090 (Mike) OK, listen up. This is serious business. 947 01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:52,053 Now, we've all been screwed by Governor Tracy. 948 01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:54,549 And now I'm gonna screw her! 949 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:55,889 (shocked gasps) 950 01:16:55,979 --> 01:17:02,064 I mean, I have evidence here you need to know about now before it's too late. 951 01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:05,069 - Mike. Mike, what are you doing here? - Oh, man. 952 01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:09,191 - Isn't that Steve Dodds? - Uh, yes, sir. 953 01:17:09,283 --> 01:17:13,281 Al, man, I know what I'm doin'. I'm gonna prove you won the election. 954 01:17:13,371 --> 01:17:16,620 Mike, put the gun down. There's other ways to handle this. 955 01:17:16,915 --> 01:17:21,624 No, man! Al, there's no other way! You gotta believe me. 956 01:17:21,712 --> 01:17:24,831 I believe you. I just don't want you to get hurt. 957 01:17:25,382 --> 01:17:30,506 Look, I know this looks bad. Al, man, I'm not a screwup on this one. 958 01:17:30,594 --> 01:17:33,347 I've got proof this time. Real proof. 959 01:17:34,306 --> 01:17:37,343 (Al) But the election's over. It's history. 960 01:17:37,435 --> 01:17:40,008 Like you're gonna be if you don't put that gun down. 961 01:17:40,104 --> 01:17:42,594 Al, please! 962 01:17:43,482 --> 01:17:47,396 If you love me like a brother, you gotta back me up on this. 963 01:17:47,485 --> 01:17:51,234 All right, Mike. I'll back you up. What do you want me to do? 964 01:17:51,322 --> 01:17:53,564 Just let me explain what happened. 965 01:17:54,659 --> 01:17:57,067 - Oh! - (crowd scream) 966 01:17:57,661 --> 01:18:01,789 That's it. Game over. I'm not even getting paid for this. 967 01:18:02,082 --> 01:18:05,498 - This is not worth it. - Look out. Look out. Look out. 968 01:18:05,585 --> 01:18:07,459 OK. 969 01:18:08,297 --> 01:18:10,372 (crowd scream) 970 01:18:10,715 --> 01:18:15,176 Mr Thunder-maker here is gonna start barkin' fire if you don't stop moving 971 01:18:15,261 --> 01:18:17,930 and listen to what this young man has to say. 972 01:18:18,598 --> 01:18:20,591 Go ahead, Mike. Clear. 973 01:18:20,933 --> 01:18:25,725 Thank you, sir. You've just met Drake Sabitch, a great American soldier. 974 01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:29,228 I'd like to tell you about some other great American soldiers. 975 01:18:29,316 --> 01:18:31,854 Drake Sabitch's grandfather, Winston Sabitch, 976 01:18:31,944 --> 01:18:35,028 whose name you'll find at the top of this list. 977 01:18:35,113 --> 01:18:40,190 It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy. 978 01:18:40,285 --> 01:18:43,535 - We're proud to have him as a voter. - Hold your tongue, wench. 979 01:18:43,621 --> 01:18:47,868 The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed in the Argonne Forest in 1918. 980 01:18:47,959 --> 01:18:52,288 A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass. 981 01:18:52,379 --> 01:18:55,464 That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir. 982 01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,465 Norris Sabitch met his maker in Iwo Jima, 1944. 983 01:19:00,887 --> 01:19:05,596 Nelson Sabitch was killed near the 38th Parallel in Korea. 984 01:19:05,683 --> 01:19:10,678 But yesterday these men managed to cast their vote for Evelyn Tracy. 985 01:19:10,772 --> 01:19:13,262 (disapproving murmurs) 986 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:15,931 You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud. 987 01:19:20,196 --> 01:19:24,194 Half these people are buried in the Garfield cemetery. That's one county. 988 01:19:24,284 --> 01:19:28,992 - It's probably the same statewide. - Hold on just a minute, young fellow. 989 01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:33,160 There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this. Neuschwander. 990 01:19:34,127 --> 01:19:39,962 Actually, there is a perfectly good explanation for this. 991 01:19:40,466 --> 01:19:43,467 - She put us up to it. - Would you shut up?! 992 01:19:43,553 --> 01:19:45,426 - It's all her. - Shut up! 993 01:19:49,015 --> 01:19:52,349 Ladies and gentlemen, this young man is a fine patriot. 994 01:19:52,435 --> 01:19:55,105 He deserves to be hoisted up on our shoulders. 995 01:19:55,188 --> 01:19:57,857 - Sergeant, please. This isn't necessary. - Come on. 996 01:19:57,941 --> 01:20:00,396 - Oh, you're a large American. - Argh! 997 01:20:02,779 --> 01:20:04,687 Get off of me. 998 01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:09,488 My foot's caught a little bit. I'm sorry. I beg your pardon. 999 01:20:09,576 --> 01:20:13,788 - I'm asking you to get off me! - Governor... I should say ex-governor! 1000 01:20:13,872 --> 01:20:16,789 I'm just trying to get a little leverage on my foot. 1001 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:18,749 Agh! 1002 01:20:21,337 --> 01:20:25,086 - No, no, no! Please, somebody help me! - Oh, man. 1003 01:20:25,174 --> 01:20:27,250 (grunting) 1004 01:20:29,261 --> 01:20:33,639 - OK. Hi, how are ya? - Somebody get him off of me! 1005 01:20:34,433 --> 01:20:36,390 For God's sakes. 1006 01:20:36,476 --> 01:20:38,434 (grunting continues) 1007 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:41,438 Shut up! Shut up! 1008 01:20:47,069 --> 01:20:52,408 Thanks, bro. At times in the campaign I lost sight of what really mattered. 1009 01:20:52,491 --> 01:20:56,074 - I never should have doubted you. - Oh, thanks, man. It's cool. 1010 01:20:56,161 --> 01:20:58,616 Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff? 1011 01:20:59,581 --> 01:21:03,709 You know what, Al? I don't think I'm really cut out for politics. 1012 01:21:03,793 --> 01:21:06,545 Besides, I gotta rebuild that rec centre. 1013 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:09,631 - The kids really love the place, so... - Yeah, I know. 1014 01:21:09,716 --> 01:21:13,666 Hey, I got somebody you gotta meet. Scott, come here a second. 1015 01:21:16,347 --> 01:21:19,881 Check this kid out. He's got an arm like you used to have. Hey, Scott. 1016 01:21:19,975 --> 01:21:23,225 Hey. Mr Governor, can I please have your autograph? 1017 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:26,016 Why not? Governor elect. 1018 01:21:26,314 --> 01:21:28,188 Get it right, moron. 1019 01:21:29,777 --> 01:21:31,318 - There you go. - Wow. 1020 01:21:31,403 --> 01:21:34,486 Check this out. Gimme a toss, Scott. Hey, buddy. 1021 01:21:34,572 --> 01:21:36,446 Ooh! 1022 01:21:36,533 --> 01:21:40,233 Nice toss, Scott. Oh, man, the kid's got a cannon. 1023 01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:42,534 - Go long. - OK. 1024 01:21:43,414 --> 01:21:45,407 - Ow! - Oh! 1025 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,990 - I'm sorry, ma'am. - You OK? 1026 01:21:54,382 --> 01:21:57,170 - So long, little brother. - OK. See you, Al. 1027 01:22:00,138 --> 01:22:04,301 - So this is it, huh, Steve? - I guess I'm gonna miss you. 1028 01:22:04,392 --> 01:22:08,140 I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but... What were you thinking? 1029 01:22:08,229 --> 01:22:10,517 I don't know. 1030 01:22:14,735 --> 01:22:18,150 All right, you guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1031 01:22:23,535 --> 01:22:26,785 Oh, my God! No! No! 1032 01:22:26,871 --> 01:22:28,994 Please don't take off (do that)! 1033 01:22:29,081 --> 01:22:30,908 Please! 1034 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,800 Al! Al! No! No!