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Good evening, folks, hmm...
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Good evening, you slags.
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No, good evening, folks.
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So, who is Robbie Williams?
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Well, I've been
called many things -
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narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat,
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but while I'm all those things,
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I wanna show you how
I really see myself.
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So sit back, relax,
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while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
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So, the story starts...
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1982, Stoke-on-Trent.
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The arse-end of the
north of England.
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Mitchell.
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It may look grubby
and deprived...
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- Troy.
- But deep down...
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- Wayne.
- It was grubby and deprived.
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Mason.
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I didn't have much,
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but at least I
had the respect...
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- Crystal.
- And admiration of my peers.
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What?!
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They just
had trouble showing it.
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- Robert.
- Yes! Come on!
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Oi! Right, knobhead,
pass the ball to Nate
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and let him do the rest.
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Positions!
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Oi! The fuck you off
to? You're in goal.
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- But...
- Don't fuck it up.
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I'm like a chain mail condom,
nothing's getting through.
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Whoo! Let's go, slags!
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I had plenty of balls.
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But I couldn't
stop a single one.
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I wasn't ready. Ohh!
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- Nice one, dickhead.
- Come on!
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Oh!
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Robert Williams,
captain of Port Vale.
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You really are
fucking useless, aren't ya?
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Little bitch!
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It's alright, Rob.
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Nate, just leave it.
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Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit.
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Right, come on, let's go.
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You're a fucking nobody!
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See, where I grew up,
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you were meant to act small.
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But the thing is,
my DNA is cabaret.
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I came out of the
womb with jazz hands.
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Which was very
painful for my mum.
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Heading downstairs for a bit.
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One of the barmen's
called in sick.
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Goodnight, sweetheart.
Straight to bed, yeah?
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- Don't let him ruin his dinner.
- Bye, love.
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♪ And now the end is near
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♪ And so
I face the final curtain ♪
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♪ My friend
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♪ I'll make it clear
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How's about a warm hand
on my entrance?
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♪ Of
which I'm certain
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♪ Of which I'm certain
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♪ I've
lived a life that's full ♪
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♪ I've travelled each
and every highway ♪
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- ♪ And more... ♪
- Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you...
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♪ I did it my way
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My dad was well enamoured
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by the stars of the day -
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Dean Martin, Sammy Davis
Jr and, of course, Sinatra.
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They were gods to him.
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Youth, you hear that?
That's pure love, that is.
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It don't come cheap, mind.
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You've got to risk it
all - whatever it takes.
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Because if you make it...
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it's paradise.
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Thing is, you can't learn it.
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You're either born with it...
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or you're a nobody.
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♪ And more
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♪ Much more than
this, I did it... ♪
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- Light 'em up!
- Light 'em up!
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♪ Yes, there were times
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♪ I guess you knew
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♪ When I bit off more
than I could chew ♪
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♪ And through it all
when there was doubt ♪
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♪ I ate it up and spit it out
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♪ I grew tall and
through it all ♪
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- Dad! Dad!
- ♪ And did it my...
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Oh, fuck it!
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- Now, look what you've...
- Sorry.
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I had a full head of
steam then, and all.
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- I can fix it.
- Get out the way.
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- We can sing without it.
- It's not the same.
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- Or... or we could...
- Robert!
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I think it's time for a bath.
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But I want to keep going.
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Just go with your nan, will ya!
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Come on, love. Come on.
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Stupid...
Come on, blue eyes...
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- ♪ My way... ♪
- Yes.
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- Nan?
- Hm-mm.
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What is...'it'?
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What do you mean?
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Dad said you have to
be born with 'it'...
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- and maybe I wasn't.
- Ohhh.
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Believe me, whatever 'it' is,
you got more than your share.
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You're just saying that.
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I'm bloody well not.
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I wouldn't change a
hair on your head.
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What is it, love?
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I don't want to be a nobody.
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Oh, love, there's no
such thing as a nobody.
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Remember...
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This might feel good.
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But this...
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this is what matters.
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You're enough.
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I was nine years old
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when I got my first real
taste of the limelight.
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And I still remember
that taste -
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pure, unadulterated terror.
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Have you seen the
fit one with the big bulge?
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After the show, I'm
going to touch him
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where his bathing suit goes.
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I'm going to fuck
it up, I know it.
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So what? No one will notice.
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My dad will.
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Just go out there, sing your
fucking song and walk off.
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That's not enough! He'll
see right through me.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't know. I'm just
doing this for the sausage.
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In the next three seconds,
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I'm going to be found out.
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They'll see that I'm ugly,
I'm stupid, I'm untalented.
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I'm not good at anything.
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But there is
one skill I'd practised
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more than any other
child in the world.
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Light 'em up.
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And that's for showing off.
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How's about a warm
hand on my entrance?
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You see, I
thought to become famous
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you had to be
really, really good.
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Turns out you just have to
show off and be a bit cheeky.
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Put your hands together
for our next contestant -
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- Peter Williams.
- He's probably embarrassed.
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Thank you very much.
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You know the difference between
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an 'oooh' and an 'a a a ah'?
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Well, it's about three inches.
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♪ For I am a Pirate King
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♪ You are! Hurrah
for the Pirate King ♪
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I usually go over
people's heads.
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♪ It's great to
be a Pirate King ♪
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♪ It is! Hurrah
for the Pirate King ♪
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Ooh, naughty!
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Hurrah
for the Pirate... ♪
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♪ Pirate...
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Oh, ho,
oh! Eyes off my bum.
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♪ ..King
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Hurrah!
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Yes, Robert!
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Whoo!
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You're useless!
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You're a disgrace!
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You're a fucking nobody!
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Look at you...
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I fucking hate you.
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My dad won five quid that night.
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Oh, you're kidding me!
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Although it might
as well have been five million.
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Thank you very much.
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You have been wonderful
and I've been Peter Will...
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Conway. I'm Peter Conway!
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Not only did he change his name.
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He changed his life.
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One day he went to
watch the FA Cup Final.
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Unfortunately, he
didn't come back.
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The audience beckoned
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and he left us to be one
step closer to his gods.
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♪ Come on hold my hand
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ This role I've been given
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♪ I sit and talk to God
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♪ He just laughs at my plans
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♪ My head speaks a language
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♪ I don't understand
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♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪
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♪ Feel the love ever after
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♪ There's a hole in my soul
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♪ You can see it in my face
It's a real big place ♪
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♪ I need to feel real love
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♪ And the love ever after
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♪ I cannot get enough
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Don't worry, Mum.
We'll be alright.
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Light 'em up.
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
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♪ Feel the home that I live in
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♪ 'Cause I got too much life
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♪ Running through my
veins going to waste ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
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♪ Feel the life ever after
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♪ There's a hole in my soul
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♪ You can see it in my face
It's a real big place ♪
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♪ Come on hold my... hand
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ This role I've been given
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ Not sure I understand
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Next!
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Take a pamphlet, sign the form,
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shut the door on your way out.
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No, you're alright.
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I know what I'm going to be.
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Oh, aye, what's that then?
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Famous! I'm going
to sing and dance.
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I'm writing lyrics and all.
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I've seen your grades, lad.
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You couldn't rub
two words together.
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"The world is mine to claim."
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"All I need is a
fuck load of fame."
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"Ooh, ooh, yeah."
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Listen, don't embarrass
yourself, yeah?
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This, it's not for you. Keep
your feet on the ground.
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You might want to frame that.
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- Tosser!
- Next!
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♪ I've got the power
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Whoo!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey! Oh!
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♪ I've got the power
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Oh, do it, Nate!
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Fuck me! You'd make
a fucking awful stripper.
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- You know that?
- Fuck off.
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Oh, that's my backup plan.
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Hey, you should
come work with me.
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Flint's always
looking for people.
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Isn't he that
flashy cunt in the coupe?
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Yeah, but he's proper.
Double glazing.
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Easy job, easy money.
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How'd you meet him?
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- I shagged his mum.
- Fucking hell!
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Ah, it's alright, he knows.
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His dad wouldn't be
best pleased, though.
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Fucking have that!
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So have you told him
about the trials?
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- Nah.
- Well, you better.
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That scout was fucking excited.
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I thought he was going to blow
you right there on the pitch.
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Fuck off! I'm
not going to the trials.
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- I'm not going to the trials.
- Rubbish.
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- I'm not.
- What?
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Think of the money.
The supermodels.
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The fans screaming for ya.
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Yeah, I don't need
all that fancy shit.
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- Fucking hell, Nate!
- Alright, calm down.
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You've got a ticket to heaven
and you're going to stay here?
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Oh, yeah, it's like you
with your singing, isn't it?
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I just do it 'cause I love it.
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00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,590
Who gives a fuck if you love it?
262
00:15:03,717 --> 00:15:06,929
What matters is that other
people love you doing it.
263
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,639
You'll have to
get yourself to school.
264
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,098
I can't face it.
265
00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:13,809
I've got a bastard
of a headache.
266
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,852
And an exam, which you
better have studied for.
267
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,562
Why do you think
my head's pounding?
268
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:19,272
You'll have more than a
pounding head if you haven't.
269
00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:20,940
Oh, I love it when
she talks dirty.
270
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:22,525
You're going.
271
00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:25,402
I'd take you, but I've
got a million deliveries.
272
00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:27,529
God knows I've already had
one man lounging about...
273
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:28,905
A music manager in Manchester
274
00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:29,906
is holding auditions...
275
00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:30,949
Shh. ...For young men...
276
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,408
Don't you bloody shush me.
277
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,118
- In singing and dancing.
- Mum! Shush.
278
00:15:34,119 --> 00:15:36,037
The man behind the venture,
Nigel Martin Smith,
279
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:39,039
is creating a new boy band.
280
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,417
I didn't think you're
interested in boy bands.
281
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,252
Mum, quick.
Quick! Quick! Write it down.
282
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,713
- Doors open at 9 AM...
- This is it!
283
00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:49,217
This is it!
284
00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,719
I'm going to be fucking famous!
285
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,511
Shut up, you tit!
286
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,597
Oh, fuck off, Glen!
287
00:15:57,932 --> 00:16:00,058
♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪
288
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,852
♪ Para bailar La Bamba
289
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,687
♪ Se necesita una
poca de gracia... ♪
290
00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:06,022
Whoo! Whoo!
291
00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:09,650
He makes my tizzer
go foo, he does.
292
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,360
♪ Y arriba y arriba
293
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:17,074
♪ Ba, Ba, Bamba
Ba, Ba, Bamba ♪
294
00:16:20,119 --> 00:16:21,620
Thank you.
295
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,086
Light 'em up.
296
00:16:38,761 --> 00:16:40,302
I'm Robert.
297
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,430
Nigel Martin
Smith was, for legal reasons,
298
00:16:43,431 --> 00:16:46,808
an absolute sweetheart.
299
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:48,518
Well, go on then.
300
00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:50,229
And a first-class cunt.
301
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,528
♪ A buzzard took a monkey
for a ride in the air ♪
302
00:16:59,529 --> 00:17:02,531
♪ The monkey thought that
everything was on the square ♪
303
00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:05,158
♪ The buzzard tried to throw
the monkey off of his back ♪
304
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:06,743
♪ The monkey
grabbed his neck ♪
305
00:17:06,744 --> 00:17:08,828
♪ And said, "Now
listen, Jack" ♪
306
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:11,290
♪ Straighten up and fly right
307
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,000
♪ Straighten up
and stay right ♪
308
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,585
♪ Straighten up and fly right
309
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:20,713
♪ Cool down, Papa, don't
you blow your top ♪
310
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:22,715
♪ Ain't no use in divin'...
311
00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:24,426
He's bored of you.
312
00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:26,260
Look at you. You've
got no talent.
313
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:28,637
You're not fucking Sinatra.
314
00:17:28,638 --> 00:17:31,432
♪ Straighten up and fly right
315
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:34,017
♪ Cool down, Papa, don't
you blow your top ♪
316
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,603
Okay, that'll do, lad.
317
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,605
You do know this is a pop band?
318
00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:40,856
Yeah.
319
00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:42,483
Tell you what, I'll
do Milli Vanilli's...
320
00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:43,944
No!
321
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,407
Cheers then.
322
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,124
So, shall we tell them
that you found your man
323
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,877
and they can all fuck
off home then, yeah?
324
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:05,879
No, don't you get up.
325
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,257
It'll be my pleasure.
326
00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:11,551
And if I hadn't
winked in that moment,
327
00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:13,553
none of this would've happened.
328
00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:17,306
I wouldn't even be
here talking to you.
329
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:18,641
Shhhh!
330
00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:21,184
Break a leg, you slags.
331
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,103
Cheeky little bastard.
332
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,938
He wouldn't know
talent if it jumped up
333
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:26,147
and bit him on the cock.
334
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,023
It's only been a
few hours, love.
335
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,234
He's got no eye for it, Nan.
336
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,195
You have to wait.
337
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,491
I fucked it.
338
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,828
He saw right through me.
339
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,413
I mean, look at me.
340
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,249
Do I look like a
pop star to you?
341
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,502
You look like you always look.
342
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:50,503
Exactly.
343
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,337
A talentless fuck...
344
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,797
who's going to die alone and fat
345
00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:57,634
and be craned out of
his shit pit in Stoke.
346
00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,763
Aaagh!
347
00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:04,473
Fuck, Nan! Hello?
348
00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,225
Youth?
349
00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:08,394
Dad.
350
00:19:08,895 --> 00:19:11,354
Um, your voice is so low now.
351
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:13,190
Thought I had the wrong number.
352
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:17,359
- How are you, Dad?
- Never better. Never better.
353
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:22,447
Now listen, um, I haven't got
long, but, uh, I was thinking -
354
00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,242
how about you come visit?
355
00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:26,535
- Really?
- Yeah, why not?
356
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:28,119
School holidays are coming up.
357
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,163
You should come see what
the old man's been up to.
358
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:31,247
Yes.
359
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,249
I mean, yeah, definitely!
360
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,709
Smashing!
Alright, I better go.
361
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,878
A full house waits for
no man and all that!
362
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,999
- It'll be good to see ya, lad.
- Light 'em up, Dad...
363
00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:48,805
- Oh, Robert.
- Oh!
364
00:19:48,806 --> 00:19:50,889
Come on!
365
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:55,686
- Oh, love.
- Bloody hell, Nan.
366
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,562
Oh, Lord.
367
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,689
Is everybody having a good time?
368
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,901
Peter can't hear you.
You having a good time?
369
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,613
I was lucky
enough to grace the stage
370
00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:11,115
with this next act at
a talent competition.
371
00:20:11,116 --> 00:20:13,493
I'll never forget it.
He gave me a five.
372
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:14,744
Oooh.
373
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,370
Oh, it was sadder than that.
374
00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:17,997
- Oooh.
- Oooh.
375
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:19,623
So please put your
hands together
376
00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:21,917
for the irresistible...
377
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,003
the irrepressible...
378
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,090
the irreplaceable...
379
00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:29,424
Ooh!
380
00:20:29,425 --> 00:20:34,553
I give him a ten out of
ten - Mr. Terry Swinton.
381
00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:38,682
I've warmed them up for ya.
382
00:20:40,852 --> 00:20:46,023
♪ Oh, the shark has
pretty teeth, dear ♪
383
00:20:46,732 --> 00:20:49,024
I thought I was losing that
stage left table for a bit,
384
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,943
but I won them back, didn't I?
385
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,237
Oh, yeah.
386
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,406
I'm glad you reached out.
387
00:20:56,074 --> 00:20:58,742
It was a shock, but,
you know, in a good way.
388
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:00,703
I thought it was
about time, youth.
389
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:07,500
Hey, I forgot to tell you,
I'm joining this pop band.
390
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,835
Really? When...
when do you start?
391
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,504
Well, I'm not definitely
in yet, but...
392
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,713
- Oh...
- Well, no.
393
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:15,173
It's just that I
haven't heard back...
394
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,842
- Watch it!
- Oh, sorry.
395
00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,803
♪ Now, Mack, he's spending...
396
00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:23,015
Terry's the bollocks, isn't he?
397
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:24,974
Yeah.
398
00:21:27,644 --> 00:21:30,937
Actually, you might want to
keep that bed out for me.
399
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:34,982
Failed my exams -
complete fucking balls-up.
400
00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:37,611
Mum's going to put me on the
first bus back when I tell her.
401
00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:42,865
Fucking hopeless.
402
00:21:44,409 --> 00:21:46,661
You've got to learn from this.
403
00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:48,161
You're right.
404
00:21:48,162 --> 00:21:49,705
All of this.
405
00:21:50,455 --> 00:21:52,665
'Cause, you know, you're
learning from the best.
406
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,542
♪ Back in town
407
00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:56,835
♪ Look out, old Mack is back
408
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:05,469
Let's hear it again.
Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten.
409
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:11,932
Seeing my dad
410
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:13,850
surrounded by the
stars of yesteryear
411
00:22:13,851 --> 00:22:16,938
galvanised my need
to become famous.
412
00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:21,441
But I had a more
immediate problem.
413
00:22:21,442 --> 00:22:22,858
What's Mum going to be like
414
00:22:22,859 --> 00:22:24,652
when I tell her I
failed my exams?
415
00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:27,280
Fucked up the rest of my life.
416
00:22:28,489 --> 00:22:31,325
- Did you have a good time?
- Yeah. Smashing.
417
00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:33,911
- How is he?
- Great.
418
00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:38,456
I, erm...
419
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,166
I've got something to tell you.
420
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:41,751
So have I.
421
00:22:42,669 --> 00:22:44,127
- I failed...
- You're in that band.
422
00:22:44,128 --> 00:22:45,545
What?
423
00:22:45,546 --> 00:22:49,217
You got in! You're
in that band.
424
00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:52,009
Yes!
425
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,553
And I never had to tell her
426
00:22:53,554 --> 00:22:56,180
I failed my exams - until now.
427
00:22:56,181 --> 00:22:57,974
Sorry, Mum.
428
00:22:59,642 --> 00:23:03,729
- Shut up, you tit!
- Oh, fuck off, Glen!
429
00:23:05,272 --> 00:23:07,315
Mother!
430
00:23:11,152 --> 00:23:12,528
Nigel was my introduction
431
00:23:12,529 --> 00:23:13,946
to the adult world.
432
00:23:13,947 --> 00:23:16,573
He was fucking terrifying,
like Willy Wonka.
433
00:23:16,574 --> 00:23:18,032
But what did I care?
434
00:23:18,033 --> 00:23:20,494
I was 15, I was going to
have four older brothers,
435
00:23:20,495 --> 00:23:22,997
and we were going to
take over the world.
436
00:23:23,413 --> 00:23:25,789
Howard Donald, panelbeater.
437
00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:30,253
If you got a dent on your car,
Howard would pound it out.
438
00:23:30,962 --> 00:23:33,088
Jason Orange was
a featured dancer
439
00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:35,923
on a genre-defining
TV music show
440
00:23:35,924 --> 00:23:38,009
called 'The Hit Man and Her'.
441
00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:42,180
Mark Owen...
442
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,643
Little Marco was... lovely.
443
00:23:46,976 --> 00:23:49,103
And then of course...
444
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:52,397
Come here, you.
445
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,649
There was Gary Barlow,
446
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,234
and my first thought was,
447
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,903
who's this dickhead
in those trainers?
448
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,529
They are so three years ago.
449
00:24:01,697 --> 00:24:03,823
Gary was a genius.
An actual genius.
450
00:24:03,824 --> 00:24:06,243
♪ Once upon a time I
was falling in love... ♪
451
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,119
He'd been playing
the working men's clubs
452
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,704
since he was 12 years old
453
00:24:09,705 --> 00:24:11,330
and was earning more
money than his teachers.
454
00:24:11,331 --> 00:24:12,748
♪ There's nothing I can do
455
00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:16,753
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪
456
00:24:17,671 --> 00:24:19,629
Trouble was -
Gary sang like an angel,
457
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,464
but he danced like a twat.
458
00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:26,135
Seven,
eight. Hit! Hit!
459
00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:27,720
You gotta bring the
energy. Come on!
460
00:24:27,721 --> 00:24:30,639
Seven, eight. Foot and...
461
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,017
I recall thinking
two things that day -
462
00:24:34,018 --> 00:24:37,063
a fifth of the spotlight is
better than nothing, and...
463
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:41,274
if anyone from Stoke sees me,
464
00:24:41,275 --> 00:24:43,193
I'm fucking dead.
465
00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:50,199
Tikka masalas all round,
466
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,533
no coriander for the boys.
467
00:24:51,534 --> 00:24:53,452
- Thank you.
- No coriander?
468
00:24:53,453 --> 00:24:55,119
Whenever Nigel
took us out for dinner,
469
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,370
he would always say...
470
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,247
I'll put this on your account.
471
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:01,084
He wasn't
joking. He recouped it all.
472
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:05,004
Look around the table, go on.
473
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:11,427
In five years, we're all
going to hate each other.
474
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,806
But we'll be fucking rich.
475
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,599
Now, first things first.
476
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,976
We work up our act, we
take it on the road.
477
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,728
What about a record deal?
478
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:25,105
Well, that will come, we'll
get your demo sent out,
479
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,439
we'll let the bidding war begin.
480
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,608
- Ah, but...
- Yes.
481
00:25:28,609 --> 00:25:32,987
Before that, let's shore
up your back stories.
482
00:25:32,988 --> 00:25:36,698
Mark and Jason, you were in a
break dancing group together.
483
00:25:36,699 --> 00:25:39,826
Gary and Howard, you were in
a band called The Cutest Rush.
484
00:25:39,827 --> 00:25:41,202
Was I the lead?
485
00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,079
You weren't then, my
chicken, and you're not now.
486
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,123
Fuck off!
487
00:25:45,124 --> 00:25:47,500
Robert, you had a bit
part in 'Brookside'.
488
00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:48,792
Oh, I was fucking
great, wasn't I?
489
00:25:48,793 --> 00:25:50,293
You were a bit much, frankly.
490
00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,714
Nige, can't we just
say I'm a songwriter?
491
00:25:53,715 --> 00:25:55,132
I've got a ton of lyrics.
492
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,841
Well, I can hold my
breath for two minutes
493
00:25:56,842 --> 00:25:59,051
but I'm not trying to be
a fucking submarine, am I?
494
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,101
Gary writes the songs, yeah?
495
00:26:06,893 --> 00:26:08,686
You lot toe the line.
496
00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:14,315
Oh, and also, your name's not
Robert anymore - it's Robbie.
497
00:26:14,316 --> 00:26:16,192
Oh, tuck in, lads.
498
00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:18,277
I fucking hated the name Robbie,
499
00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:20,947
but it was the single best
thing Nigel did for me.
500
00:26:21,698 --> 00:26:24,491
Robbie became a character.
Something I could hide behind.
501
00:26:24,492 --> 00:26:27,035
Oh, now, the name of the band?
502
00:26:27,036 --> 00:26:28,662
Oh, Nige, I've got a good one.
503
00:26:28,663 --> 00:26:29,871
Kick It!
504
00:26:29,872 --> 00:26:32,415
That's fucking awful.
505
00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:37,503
I've already got the
name and it's brilliant.
506
00:26:37,504 --> 00:26:39,463
And clench!
507
00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:42,757
Take That!
508
00:26:42,758 --> 00:26:44,259
Oh!
509
00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:46,428
Initially,
Nigel's plan was for us to be
510
00:26:46,429 --> 00:26:47,637
a band for the gay scene.
511
00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,471
- Alright!
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la!
512
00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:51,473
Let's do this. Just
remember what you rehearsed.
513
00:26:51,474 --> 00:26:53,350
- Robbie, you alright?
- Don't be nervous.
514
00:26:53,351 --> 00:26:55,061
- You all look amazing.
- Light 'em up.
515
00:26:55,478 --> 00:26:57,187
Robbie, what
you doing? Hurry up.
516
00:26:57,188 --> 00:26:58,855
Don't keep 'em waiting.
517
00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:00,941
Now, for
years, people have rumoured
518
00:27:00,942 --> 00:27:02,567
about my sexuality.
519
00:27:02,568 --> 00:27:04,527
The worst one was that
all my gay friends
520
00:27:04,528 --> 00:27:06,487
have slept with me
and said I was crap.
521
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,113
I'm not bothered they
said I slept with them.
522
00:27:08,114 --> 00:27:10,449
These are my boys!
523
00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:12,326
It's me being
'crap' I'm worried about.
524
00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:13,827
Play it loud!
525
00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:27,506
♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪
526
00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:33,761
♪ I thought I found love
with somebody else's girl ♪
527
00:27:33,762 --> 00:27:35,262
♪ Yeah
528
00:27:35,263 --> 00:27:38,432
♪ Walking 'round feeling
so broken-hearted ♪
529
00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:41,728
♪ Lost in a different world
530
00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:48,442
That night, I
discovered a wonderland.
531
00:27:48,859 --> 00:27:52,319
It was welcoming
and non-judgmental.
532
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,030
I'd found my people.
533
00:27:55,031 --> 00:27:58,034
I'd found the promised land.
534
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,537
For the entire
first eighteen months,
535
00:28:02,538 --> 00:28:05,582
we made 180 pounds, each.
536
00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:10,461
We played gay club
after gay club.
537
00:28:10,462 --> 00:28:11,837
Two a night.
538
00:28:11,838 --> 00:28:13,421
Until out of nowhere,
539
00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:16,799
Nigel booked us a
club full of girls.
540
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,218
♪ Oh...
541
00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:22,471
♪ I see heaven in
your eyes with me ♪
542
00:28:22,472 --> 00:28:24,390
♪ Oh, baby
543
00:28:24,391 --> 00:28:28,101
♪ Now I will give my
loving faithfully ♪
544
00:28:29,687 --> 00:28:31,605
You gonna fucking listen!
545
00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:34,399
Fucking useless prick.
I'm warning you!
546
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,527
♪ Heaven, sweet heaven, baby
547
00:28:37,528 --> 00:28:40,946
♪ On the wings of love
548
00:28:40,947 --> 00:28:43,573
♪ I found heaven, sweet
549
00:28:43,574 --> 00:28:47,244
♪ Heaven sent you
straight to me ♪
550
00:28:47,245 --> 00:28:50,830
♪ My sweet, sweet baby
551
00:28:52,457 --> 00:28:54,084
- What?!
- Whoo!
552
00:28:55,585 --> 00:28:58,629
What the fuck?!
553
00:29:00,924 --> 00:29:01,965
Oh!
554
00:29:07,555 --> 00:29:09,513
Yeah!
555
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,473
- Did you hear that?
- Alright.
556
00:29:11,474 --> 00:29:14,893
Settle down. Settle down.
557
00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:16,937
Will you lot shut up?!
558
00:29:16,938 --> 00:29:19,022
I felt like Elvis,
but thin. Ha ha!
559
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,357
I've got good news!
560
00:29:21,358 --> 00:29:22,942
- Good news.
- Good news?
561
00:29:22,943 --> 00:29:26,529
We've had some interest
from a few record labels...
562
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,113
- Oh, fuck off!
- In London.
563
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,115
- Oh!
- London! Yes!
564
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,451
- That's absolutely fantastic!
- Yes!
565
00:29:32,452 --> 00:29:34,786
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, you deserve it.
566
00:29:34,787 --> 00:29:36,788
- You've all done really well.
- Yes! Yes!
567
00:29:38,332 --> 00:29:40,083
Except for one of ya.
568
00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:41,793
Ooh.
569
00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:45,880
We all know who
that is, don't we?
570
00:29:52,052 --> 00:29:54,346
Robbie talked to
a local reporter.
571
00:29:55,931 --> 00:29:59,683
"We're like the A-team. I'm
the sexy, talented one."
572
00:29:59,684 --> 00:30:00,892
Who the fuck gave you...
573
00:30:00,893 --> 00:30:02,519
I didn't know she
was a reporter, Nige.
574
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,229
You know, I almost
started to like you,
575
00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:06,607
but you've fucking
ended that, haven't ya?
576
00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:09,610
- Fuck off!
- What was that?
577
00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:15,239
I think, uh, Robbie's developing
a sense of humour, Nige.
578
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,532
You think it'd be difficult
579
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:18,993
to go to Stoke-on-Trent,
580
00:30:18,994 --> 00:30:22,955
get another scally with ratty
hair and call him Robbie?
581
00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:26,958
Right, the club wants us
to do a meet-and-greet.
582
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,667
There's going to be
lots of girls in here,
583
00:30:28,668 --> 00:30:30,586
so let's get one thing clear -
584
00:30:30,587 --> 00:30:31,962
keep it in your pants.
585
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:33,088
No touching.
586
00:30:33,089 --> 00:30:34,798
- No telephone numbers.
- What?
587
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:35,966
- No dating.
- No touching?
588
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:37,175
- Seriously?
- Ever!
589
00:30:37,176 --> 00:30:38,926
- Nige?!
- Ever!
590
00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:40,595
What's the point of
bringing them up here
591
00:30:40,596 --> 00:30:42,597
- if we can't touch them?
- Let's get this done.
592
00:30:42,598 --> 00:30:44,431
- Alright! Bring 'em up!
- Nige!
593
00:30:50,397 --> 00:30:52,480
Hi.
594
00:30:52,481 --> 00:30:53,899
I love you all!
595
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:56,151
Nigel had
many rules for Take That,
596
00:30:56,152 --> 00:31:00,154
and the most important was that
we always appeared attainable.
597
00:31:00,155 --> 00:31:02,281
Safe sex is important...
598
00:31:02,282 --> 00:31:04,449
He even made
us do a Safer Sex tour
599
00:31:04,450 --> 00:31:06,451
for the Family
Planning Association.
600
00:31:06,452 --> 00:31:07,702
So, remember...
601
00:31:07,703 --> 00:31:10,831
Don't be a fool, cover his tool.
602
00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:15,126
Naturally,
I took it all to heart.
603
00:31:15,127 --> 00:31:17,961
Oh, I love the way
you move, Gary.
604
00:31:17,962 --> 00:31:20,589
I was happy to
play Gary for the moment.
605
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:21,757
Wow.
606
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:23,967
I'll never wash my hands again.
607
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,680
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah?
608
00:31:28,681 --> 00:31:30,932
Oh, my God, Hurry
up, hurry up! Quick!
609
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:34,394
- Oh, that's it.
- Gary, I already stopped.
610
00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:38,396
And there it was,
the one time in Nigel's life
611
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,148
he wasn't the biggest
wanker in the room.
612
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,655
Right.
Straight up.
613
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,532
There's no appetite, want
or need for boy bands.
614
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,994
They died a death.
It's all grunge now.
615
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:03,377
- Did you hear our demo?
- Yes.
616
00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:10,217
These boys are going to
take this country by storm.
617
00:32:10,218 --> 00:32:11,926
And if you don't
sign them right now,
618
00:32:11,927 --> 00:32:13,511
I'll take them to another label
619
00:32:13,512 --> 00:32:16,472
and you'll be the twat that
let the biggest band in history
620
00:32:16,473 --> 00:32:19,101
slip through your
pudgy fucking fingers.
621
00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:24,938
You won't do any of that,
622
00:32:24,939 --> 00:32:26,815
'cause everyone else said no.
623
00:32:26,816 --> 00:32:28,441
I only agreed to see you
624
00:32:28,442 --> 00:32:31,861
because my daughter
saw you boys live,
625
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,321
and she's obsessed.
626
00:32:34,322 --> 00:32:37,867
She assures me that you
are amazing in the flesh.
627
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,577
So...
628
00:32:40,536 --> 00:32:43,581
I'm going to take a punt that
you're right about these boys.
629
00:32:44,707 --> 00:32:48,168
Now, which one of you is Gary?
630
00:32:50,795 --> 00:32:52,254
That's me, I'm Gary.
631
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,133
Oh!
632
00:32:56,134 --> 00:32:57,384
♪ Me with the floors how
633
00:32:57,385 --> 00:32:58,843
♪ Kickin' with your torso
634
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,803
♪ Boys getting high and
the girls even more so ♪
635
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,847
♪ Wave your hands if
you're not with a man ♪
636
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,557
♪ Can I kick it? ♪
637
00:33:05,558 --> 00:33:09,645
♪ I got, you got
We got everybody ♪
638
00:33:09,646 --> 00:33:12,230
♪ I've got the gift Gonna
stick it in the goal ♪
639
00:33:12,231 --> 00:33:15,358
♪ It's time to move your body
640
00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:20,029
♪ Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness? ♪
641
00:33:20,030 --> 00:33:24,699
♪ Every girl, every man ♪
642
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,036
♪ Houston, do you hear me?
643
00:33:27,037 --> 00:33:29,162
♪ Ground control,
can you feel me? ♪
644
00:33:29,163 --> 00:33:31,831
♪ Need permission to land
645
00:33:31,832 --> 00:33:37,128
♪ I don't want to rock, DJ
646
00:33:37,129 --> 00:33:41,214
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
647
00:33:41,215 --> 00:33:47,011
♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ?
648
00:33:47,012 --> 00:33:50,432
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
649
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,518
Let's go, boys!
650
00:33:57,439 --> 00:33:59,315
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
651
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,525
♪ Singin' in the classes
652
00:34:02,526 --> 00:34:03,859
♪ Music for your masses
653
00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:06,153
♪ Give no head No
backstage passes ♪
654
00:34:06,154 --> 00:34:07,988
♪ Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite ♪
655
00:34:07,989 --> 00:34:10,700
♪ But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic ♪
656
00:34:10,701 --> 00:34:12,826
♪ You got no love, then
you're with the wrong man ♪
657
00:34:12,827 --> 00:34:15,245
♪ It's time to move your body
658
00:34:15,246 --> 00:34:17,414
♪ If you can't get a girl
but your best friend can ♪
659
00:34:17,415 --> 00:34:20,209
♪ It's time to
move your body ♪
660
00:34:20,709 --> 00:34:25,254
♪ I don't want to be sleazy
Baby, just tease me ♪
661
00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:29,716
♪ Got no family planned ♪
662
00:34:29,717 --> 00:34:32,385
♪ Houston, do you hear me?
663
00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:34,762
♪ Ground control,
can you feel me? ♪
664
00:34:34,763 --> 00:34:37,181
♪ Need permission to land
665
00:34:37,182 --> 00:34:42,728
♪ I don't want to
rock, DJ ♪
666
00:34:42,729 --> 00:34:46,232
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
667
00:34:46,941 --> 00:34:51,861
♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪
668
00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:55,616
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
669
00:34:58,034 --> 00:35:02,829
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them fleece me ♪
670
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,914
♪ Every night
671
00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:07,291
Yeah! Oh! Oh!
672
00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:10,294
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy
673
00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:14,882
♪ But if you're sellin' it ♪
674
00:35:14,883 --> 00:35:17,468
♪ It's alright
675
00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,306
Come on!
676
00:35:24,307 --> 00:35:26,559
♪ I don't want to rock
677
00:35:29,521 --> 00:35:33,231
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
678
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:37,986
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
679
00:35:38,862 --> 00:35:42,407
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
680
00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:45,076
♪ I don't want to rock ♪
681
00:35:48,204 --> 00:35:50,872
♪ But you're making
me feel so... ♪
682
00:35:50,873 --> 00:35:54,709
♪ You're making
me feel so nice ♪
683
00:35:56,836 --> 00:36:01,465
♪ I don't want to rock, DJ
684
00:36:02,175 --> 00:36:05,885
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
685
00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:10,599
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
686
00:36:11,433 --> 00:36:15,477
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
687
00:36:15,478 --> 00:36:18,315
♪ I don't want to rock
688
00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:24,652
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
689
00:36:24,653 --> 00:36:29,157
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
690
00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:34,036
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
691
00:36:42,211 --> 00:36:44,170
Every day, there's a new lot.
692
00:36:44,171 --> 00:36:45,421
The coach brings them in.
693
00:36:45,422 --> 00:36:46,672
They come into the garden,
694
00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:48,215
they nick the wood
off the fence,
695
00:36:48,216 --> 00:36:49,507
the clothes off the line.
696
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:51,468
Someone should do
something about this.
697
00:36:51,469 --> 00:36:53,345
Mum, they want this to happen.
698
00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:55,179
I went down the post
office the other day
699
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:56,848
and someone called
me a posh slag.
700
00:36:56,849 --> 00:36:59,600
Oh, love, you're not posh.
701
00:36:59,601 --> 00:37:02,144
It's not funny. I can't
make my deliveries anymore.
702
00:37:02,145 --> 00:37:03,645
I'm having to shut
the business, Robert.
703
00:37:03,646 --> 00:37:07,148
Guess who's recording the
lead vocals for our new song?
704
00:37:07,149 --> 00:37:08,358
Mm-hm.
705
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,276
I'll get us out of this shithole
706
00:37:10,277 --> 00:37:13,614
and buy us a fortress,
just like Gary.
707
00:37:15,031 --> 00:37:17,491
And why would I want a
bigger house to hide in?
708
00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:20,369
That was the first time
709
00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,786
my mum closed the curtains.
710
00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:24,706
I'm going to bed.
If they'll let me.
711
00:37:24,707 --> 00:37:27,291
She didn't open
them for another ten years.
712
00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:29,628
Hey, love...
713
00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:35,884
Where's my little Robert gone?
714
00:37:37,051 --> 00:37:38,886
I'm a pop star now.
715
00:37:40,513 --> 00:37:43,306
Fat little Robert isn't going
to sell any albums, is he?
716
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:47,602
I'm just giving the
people what they want.
717
00:37:55,985 --> 00:37:59,279
I go onstage
and act like a gladiator
718
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,740
and I pretend that the whole
world is lucky to see me.
719
00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:06,286
And they all act accordingly.
720
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,043
They don't see what I see.
721
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,130
Then stop!
722
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,090
See, that's the
craziest thing to me.
723
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,217
I can't.
724
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,011
We love you, Robbie!
725
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,561
Now, fuck off!
726
00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:38,689
I'm here at Take That HQ
727
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,981
with the man responsible
728
00:38:39,982 --> 00:38:43,609
for the band's success,
Nigel Martin Smith.
729
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:44,945
It's quite a display.
730
00:38:44,946 --> 00:38:46,737
It is, yeah, yeah, we got
731
00:38:46,738 --> 00:38:47,947
Take That dolls,
732
00:38:47,948 --> 00:38:49,449
Take That calendars,
733
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:52,117
Take That pillows, so you
can sleep with Take That.
734
00:38:52,118 --> 00:38:55,037
I'm just kidding.
Probably cut that bit out.
735
00:38:55,038 --> 00:38:59,541
Uh, for our ethnic fans, we
have Take That Babushka dolls.
736
00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:02,543
Uh, Robbie's inside
Mark, who's inside Jason.
737
00:39:02,544 --> 00:39:05,087
Jason's inside Howard and
they all fit snugly in Gary.
738
00:39:05,088 --> 00:39:06,590
Hmm, that's quite cute.
739
00:39:09,175 --> 00:39:10,719
Lyrics?
740
00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:14,930
Just some ideas.
741
00:39:15,889 --> 00:39:18,516
Well, come on
then. Give us a look.
742
00:39:19,643 --> 00:39:21,227
- Will I get a credit?
- I don't know.
743
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:22,937
Are they any good?
744
00:39:25,147 --> 00:39:27,065
- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Fuck off.
745
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:28,900
You've got it all over you.
746
00:39:28,901 --> 00:39:30,526
- Fuck off, Jason.
- Whatever.
747
00:39:30,527 --> 00:39:32,903
Hey. At least
pretend to give a toss.
748
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,697
- What, about all this?
- Yeah.
749
00:39:34,698 --> 00:39:36,031
Are you kidding?
750
00:39:36,032 --> 00:39:38,408
Do you have any idea how
naff people think we are?
751
00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:40,410
Oh, fuck off, Robbie,
they bloody love us.
752
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,705
Do you think Oasis
does this shit?!
753
00:39:43,373 --> 00:39:44,456
We need to branch out.
754
00:39:44,457 --> 00:39:45,582
Write something that's not
755
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,583
so fucking cringeworthy.
756
00:39:47,584 --> 00:39:50,044
- And this coming from you.
- Uh...
757
00:39:50,045 --> 00:39:52,338
The one who only shines
when the light's on him.
758
00:39:52,339 --> 00:39:54,297
- Alright, Gaz.
- No, no, let him speak.
759
00:39:54,298 --> 00:39:55,716
You think you can just turn up,
760
00:39:55,717 --> 00:39:57,384
scribble some worthless shit
761
00:39:57,385 --> 00:39:59,678
and get your name next to
mine in the song credits?
762
00:40:00,971 --> 00:40:03,015
You add nothing to this.
763
00:40:04,725 --> 00:40:06,350
Any of it.
764
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:13,315
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
765
00:40:13,858 --> 00:40:16,359
♪ Do you remember?
766
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,780
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with you... ♪
767
00:40:20,781 --> 00:40:23,157
Ah, just ah, hold it there
for a second, thanks, Robbie.
768
00:40:23,158 --> 00:40:24,742
That was better, yeah?
769
00:40:24,743 --> 00:40:27,036
Ah, you're... you're still
a little behind, I'm afraid.
770
00:40:27,037 --> 00:40:29,329
Oh, I've always liked
a little behind.
771
00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:33,291
Uh, what we might do, Robbie,
is, um, if we record it -
772
00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:35,126
we can just record it
line by line, yeah?
773
00:40:35,127 --> 00:40:36,710
And we can just stitch
it together later.
774
00:40:36,711 --> 00:40:38,337
Nah, I can do it all at once.
775
00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:40,923
Yeah, let's just, um,
let's just go again.
776
00:40:40,924 --> 00:40:43,091
Yeah, let's go. I got
it.
777
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,509
Sure thing, then. Uh...
778
00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,512
Here we go.
779
00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:52,934
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
780
00:40:52,935 --> 00:40:54,978
♪ Do you remember?
781
00:40:55,770 --> 00:41:00,775
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with you ♪
782
00:41:00,983 --> 00:41:02,609
♪ A ha ♪
783
00:41:02,944 --> 00:41:06,779
♪ But if we all stand
up for what we believe ♪
784
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:09,198
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities ♪
785
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:10,533
You're worthless.
786
00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:12,367
You can't do what Gary does.
787
00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:14,204
They're all laughing at ya.
788
00:41:14,787 --> 00:41:17,706
♪ So, baby, don't
turn away, listen... ♪
789
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,624
Ah, that's... that's great.
Thanks. Thanks, Robbie.
790
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,042
Just give us one wee sec, yeah?
791
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,752
Fuck me.
792
00:41:42,812 --> 00:41:44,646
I think we might
have it there, mate.
793
00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:45,814
Thank you.
794
00:41:47,191 --> 00:41:49,317
- Okay, great.
- Let's go, guys.
795
00:41:49,318 --> 00:41:50,568
- Hey.
- Whoo!
796
00:41:50,569 --> 00:41:52,737
Yeah, yeah. Cheers.
Cheers, Robbie.
797
00:41:52,738 --> 00:41:55,448
Give it a sec, Gary,
before you head in there.
798
00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:57,492
- Oh, my God.
- You did your best.
799
00:41:57,493 --> 00:42:00,078
Yeah, you know, and
now I feel like the bad guy.
800
00:42:13,465 --> 00:42:15,215
♪ Turn back the time...
801
00:42:15,216 --> 00:42:17,050
Gary Barlow,
ladies and gentlemen!
802
00:42:19,012 --> 00:42:21,888
It's already good.
Fucking hell, the difference!
803
00:42:21,889 --> 00:42:23,515
It's like night
and day, isn't it?
804
00:42:23,516 --> 00:42:25,768
Yeah. Thank you.
805
00:42:27,019 --> 00:42:28,979
Oh, this is a hit.
806
00:42:34,484 --> 00:42:35,776
I didn't know it
807
00:42:35,777 --> 00:42:37,527
but I was suffering
from depression.
808
00:42:37,528 --> 00:42:39,987
I hate that phrase -
'suffering from depression'.
809
00:42:39,988 --> 00:42:41,947
It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara -
810
00:42:41,948 --> 00:42:43,533
"I do declare, Mr. Butler,"
811
00:42:43,534 --> 00:42:45,993
"I have been suffering
with a bout of depression."
812
00:42:45,994 --> 00:42:47,913
'Clinically
depressed' is better.
813
00:42:48,038 --> 00:42:49,496
Way more lab coaty.
814
00:42:49,497 --> 00:42:52,707
- Dad!
- Here he is! Here he is!
815
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:54,042
I didn't know you were...
816
00:42:54,043 --> 00:42:55,334
Oh, my God!
817
00:42:55,335 --> 00:42:56,794
I told you, didn't I?
818
00:42:56,795 --> 00:42:58,212
You owe me a pint, love.
819
00:42:58,213 --> 00:43:01,006
- Can I get a photo?
- Of course you can.
820
00:43:01,007 --> 00:43:02,759
I'll take it for you.
821
00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,844
Okay, here we go.
822
00:43:05,845 --> 00:43:09,347
- Say 'fuzzy pickle'.
- Fuzzy pickle.
823
00:43:09,348 --> 00:43:11,140
- Ah...
- Lovely.
824
00:43:11,141 --> 00:43:12,433
Thank you so much.
825
00:43:12,434 --> 00:43:14,185
Did you want one with me in it?
826
00:43:14,186 --> 00:43:15,561
Great idea, yeah!
827
00:43:15,562 --> 00:43:16,979
Yeah, course you do. Come on.
828
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,981
Look at that, eh?
Peas in a pod.
829
00:43:21,317 --> 00:43:25,112
Can I lose you... use
you... Can I use your loo?
830
00:43:25,446 --> 00:43:26,404
Yeah.
831
00:43:26,405 --> 00:43:27,906
It's a number two.
832
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,491
Be my guest.
833
00:43:30,492 --> 00:43:32,827
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah... Oh.
834
00:43:36,039 --> 00:43:37,664
She seems nice.
835
00:43:37,665 --> 00:43:40,333
Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific!
836
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:42,877
You know they've cordoned off
the whole street, don't ya?
837
00:43:42,878 --> 00:43:44,337
There's girls everywhere.
838
00:43:44,338 --> 00:43:46,214
They're not playing nice either.
839
00:43:46,215 --> 00:43:48,841
It's like a bloodsport
out there.
840
00:43:48,842 --> 00:43:51,343
I told the security
lads you were my son.
841
00:43:51,344 --> 00:43:53,636
I nearly got torn apart.
842
00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:55,180
You in town for long?
843
00:43:55,181 --> 00:43:58,349
No, no, just... just passing
through. Back home tonight.
844
00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:01,769
After I collect my pint.
845
00:44:01,770 --> 00:44:03,187
I wish I'd known
you were coming.
846
00:44:03,188 --> 00:44:04,563
- What's this?
- Nothing.
847
00:44:04,564 --> 00:44:05,857
Prozac?
848
00:44:06,816 --> 00:44:08,859
What have you got to mope about?
849
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:11,862
You boys are flying.
Bloody Brits nomination...
850
00:44:11,863 --> 00:44:13,989
I've been telling
everyone about that.
851
00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:16,992
I know. It's just...
852
00:44:19,786 --> 00:44:21,662
It's all a bit
overwhelming, Dad, you know?
853
00:44:23,289 --> 00:44:26,416
It's like I can't keep
track of who I am anymore.
854
00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:28,752
Well, go and ask
that lot out there.
855
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,711
They know exactly who you are.
856
00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:32,546
The other lads you'd
be hard-pressed
857
00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:34,215
to pick 'em out of
a police line-up.
858
00:44:34,216 --> 00:44:37,009
Well, not Gary, obviously,
'cause he's the creative one,
859
00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:39,344
but, uh, you...
860
00:44:39,345 --> 00:44:41,554
you're living the dream, youth.
861
00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:43,181
We love you, Robbie.
862
00:44:43,182 --> 00:44:45,183
How can you not
know who you are...
863
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:49,479
when there are thousands
of people screaming your name?
864
00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:59,029
Jesus! Rob!
865
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,821
- What did he take?
- Could be anything.
866
00:45:00,822 --> 00:45:02,323
Hold the show until I say.
867
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:05,034
- No, no, no, no!
- You were an afterthought.
868
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:07,077
Couldn't sing, couldn't dance.
869
00:45:07,078 --> 00:45:09,747
Looks... five at best.
870
00:45:10,456 --> 00:45:14,585
Everything you have,
everything, I've given you.
871
00:45:15,419 --> 00:45:18,129
And you don't deserve any of it.
872
00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:21,257
Oh, fucking hell!
873
00:45:24,761 --> 00:45:27,971
- Are you fucking retarded?!
- I fucking told them...
874
00:45:27,972 --> 00:45:30,223
- Alright! Get in position.
- Fucking hell, Nige!
875
00:45:30,224 --> 00:45:33,560
- I said, get in position, now!
- Get up, get up!
876
00:45:35,145 --> 00:45:37,479
Wake up, you fucking baby!
877
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,273
Right, follow my lead!
878
00:45:39,274 --> 00:45:41,984
All of this
because of a fucking wink.
879
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:54,536
♪ Help me escape
this feeling of insecurity ♪
880
00:45:54,537 --> 00:45:55,956
♪ Ah, ah
881
00:45:57,207 --> 00:45:58,873
♪ I need you so much
882
00:45:58,874 --> 00:46:02,501
♪ But I don't think
you really need me ♪
883
00:46:02,502 --> 00:46:04,462
♪ Ah, ah
884
00:46:04,463 --> 00:46:08,424
♪ But if we all stand
up in the name of love ♪
885
00:46:08,425 --> 00:46:12,385
♪ And state the case of
what we're dreaming of ♪
886
00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:16,098
♪ I've got to say I
only dream of you ♪
887
00:46:16,099 --> 00:46:18,891
♪ But like a thief
in the night ♪
888
00:46:18,892 --> 00:46:22,019
♪ You took away the
love that I knew ♪
889
00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:25,689
♪ Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho
890
00:46:25,690 --> 00:46:28,275
♪ Relight my fire
891
00:46:29,652 --> 00:46:33,446
♪ Your love is my
only desire -
892
00:46:33,447 --> 00:46:36,241
♪ Relight my fire
893
00:46:36,242 --> 00:46:41,454
♪ 'Cause I need your love
894
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:44,124
Oh!
895
00:46:49,962 --> 00:46:51,795
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
896
00:46:51,796 --> 00:46:54,257
Passed out! That's a new low.
897
00:46:54,258 --> 00:46:55,674
It was a dodgy curry.
898
00:46:55,675 --> 00:46:56,842
Your job is simple -
899
00:46:56,843 --> 00:46:58,677
sing the harmonies
and toe the line.
900
00:46:58,678 --> 00:47:00,053
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
901
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:01,554
Know your place.
902
00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:03,516
You're making us look
like fucking idiots.
903
00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:06,935
Ah! Hoo!
904
00:47:08,561 --> 00:47:11,855
♪ Turn back the times
to the days when ♪
905
00:47:11,856 --> 00:47:14,065
- Oh, fuck!
- ♪ Our love was new
906
00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:16,027
♪ Do you remember?
907
00:47:16,569 --> 00:47:20,196
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with... ♪
908
00:47:20,197 --> 00:47:21,906
♪ You
909
00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:23,783
♪ A ha...
910
00:47:23,784 --> 00:47:27,369
♪ But if we all stand
up for what we believe ♪
911
00:47:27,370 --> 00:47:31,291
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities ♪
912
00:47:32,542 --> 00:47:35,418
♪ The world would be
wild for the dream ♪
913
00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:38,087
♪ So, baby, don't turn away
914
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:42,049
♪ Listen to what
I gotta say, ah ♪
915
00:47:42,050 --> 00:47:44,217
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
916
00:47:44,218 --> 00:47:47,470
♪ Relight my fire
917
00:47:47,471 --> 00:47:51,391
♪ 'Cause I need...
918
00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:53,769
♪ Oh, I need...
919
00:47:55,395 --> 00:47:56,688
♪ Your love
920
00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:08,949
♪ Sun
921
00:48:10,075 --> 00:48:12,243
♪ Sun
922
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,997
Because he writes all the songs,
923
00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:19,333
Gary makes all the money.
924
00:48:19,334 --> 00:48:21,543
He's got a mansion in
the north of England
925
00:48:21,544 --> 00:48:23,336
with a driveway full of cars.
926
00:48:23,337 --> 00:48:24,712
Fuck me!
927
00:48:24,713 --> 00:48:26,672
And a butler.
928
00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:29,174
While I'm still living at Mum's.
929
00:48:29,175 --> 00:48:31,177
He's Elton now.
930
00:48:33,888 --> 00:48:36,056
And they're all
waiting for me in the garden.
931
00:48:36,057 --> 00:48:37,599
And it's to talk
about the problem.
932
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,642
- And I am the problem.
- Whoo!
933
00:48:49,486 --> 00:48:51,696
Robbie, so, um...
934
00:48:53,447 --> 00:48:56,616
Well, we've all been
having a think, and, um,
935
00:48:56,617 --> 00:48:59,369
we'd quite like to do
the next tour as a, ah...
936
00:49:00,996 --> 00:49:02,204
as a four-piece.
937
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:04,873
Just to see if we can do it.
938
00:49:04,874 --> 00:49:06,791
Yeah. To
see if we can do it.
939
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,376
Perhaps you could focus on
940
00:49:08,377 --> 00:49:10,754
some of that solo material
you've been working on or, um...
941
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,964
To be honest, Rob,
942
00:49:12,965 --> 00:49:15,091
we've been doing it as a
four-piece for a while.
943
00:49:19,262 --> 00:49:20,638
I think you should.
944
00:49:23,516 --> 00:49:25,434
Is that it, then?
945
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,980
Uh... Yeah.
946
00:49:31,189 --> 00:49:33,150
Wheeee!
947
00:49:43,367 --> 00:49:44,868
Can I take this?
948
00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:49,038
Yeah, Rob. If you want.
949
00:49:59,048 --> 00:50:00,465
This is it!
950
00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:04,844
This... is... the end!
951
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,056
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
952
00:50:32,285 --> 00:50:33,953
Hmm!
953
00:50:35,872 --> 00:50:38,333
Fuck!
954
00:50:55,223 --> 00:50:59,017
♪ So
unimpressed but so in awe
955
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:04,982
♪ Such a saint Such a whore ♪
956
00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:10,862
♪ So self-aware
So full of shit ♪
957
00:51:12,321 --> 00:51:16,367
♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪
958
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:22,496
♪ I'm contemplating
thinking about thinking ♪
959
00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:27,208
♪ It's overrated Just
get another drink in ♪
960
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:32,588
♪ Watch me come undone
961
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,925
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the streets ♪
962
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,970
♪ I pray that -
963
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:42,722
♪ When I'm coming down
you'll be asleep ♪
964
00:51:44,475 --> 00:51:48,728
♪ If I ever hurt you, your
revenge will be so sweet ♪
965
00:51:48,729 --> 00:51:52,398
♪ Because I'm scum
and I'm your son ♪
966
00:51:53,816 --> 00:51:56,277
♪ I come undone
967
00:51:58,821 --> 00:52:02,241
♪ I come undone
968
00:52:03,575 --> 00:52:05,117
Fans are still reeling
969
00:52:05,118 --> 00:52:06,410
from the announcement on Monday
970
00:52:06,411 --> 00:52:07,745
that Robbie Williams
971
00:52:07,746 --> 00:52:09,371
has split from Take That.
972
00:52:09,372 --> 00:52:11,915
Help Line switchboards, set
up after reports of suicides,
973
00:52:11,916 --> 00:52:15,127
have been flooded by
tearful Take That fans...
974
00:52:16,629 --> 00:52:18,587
But he had built up a reputation
975
00:52:18,588 --> 00:52:19,838
as a party animal...
976
00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:23,552
♪ So rock'n'roll So
corporate suits ♪
977
00:52:25,554 --> 00:52:29,057
♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪
978
00:52:31,434 --> 00:52:32,934
♪ So well-trained
979
00:52:32,935 --> 00:52:34,895
♪ So animal
980
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,607
♪ So need-your-love
So fuck-you-all ♪
981
00:52:42,444 --> 00:52:47,948
♪ I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to ♪
982
00:52:47,949 --> 00:52:53,118
♪ If I stopped lying I'd
just disappoint you ♪
983
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:55,287
♪ I come undone
984
00:52:55,288 --> 00:52:59,583
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the street ♪
985
00:53:03,045 --> 00:53:08,008
♪ I pray that when I'm coming
down you'll be asleep ♪
986
00:53:23,313 --> 00:53:27,858
♪ If I ever hurt you, your
revenge will be so sweet ♪
987
00:53:27,859 --> 00:53:32,696
♪ Because I'm scum
but I'm your son ♪
988
00:53:32,697 --> 00:53:34,197
♪ I come un...
989
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,549
How could you do this?
990
00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:57,760
We need you, Robbie!
991
00:53:57,761 --> 00:53:59,469
Don't go!
992
00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:01,722
Robbie, don't do this!
993
00:54:01,723 --> 00:54:03,348
Don't leave!
994
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,061
Hmm? Hmm?
995
00:54:13,233 --> 00:54:15,025
The cheeky member of Take That
996
00:54:15,026 --> 00:54:16,943
is now the fucked-up messy one
997
00:54:16,944 --> 00:54:18,487
who's gone and
broken up the band.
998
00:54:20,364 --> 00:54:22,158
And people hate me for it.
999
00:54:23,867 --> 00:54:27,662
But really, they're only saying
what I think about myself.
1000
00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:31,540
I've a raging cocaine habit,
1001
00:54:31,541 --> 00:54:34,083
I'm a full-blown alcoholic
and I'm twenty-one.
1002
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:39,672
I think I was always going to
be an alcoholic or an addict.
1003
00:54:39,673 --> 00:54:42,383
I just had the money and the
means to get there quicker.
1004
00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:46,846
But I'm also
incredibly competitive.
1005
00:54:48,139 --> 00:54:49,806
I mean, I've no idea
1006
00:54:49,807 --> 00:54:52,518
how I'm going to pull
off a solo career.
1007
00:54:53,311 --> 00:54:55,770
But there's an
energy to revenge,
1008
00:54:55,771 --> 00:54:58,815
and it's very, very seductive.
1009
00:54:58,816 --> 00:55:03,109
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six, five,
1010
00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:06,112
four, three, two, one.
1011
00:55:06,113 --> 00:55:07,697
Happy New Year!
1012
00:55:30,469 --> 00:55:32,053
It's going to happen.
1013
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:35,932
No ifs, no buts. No left, no
right. Just straight ahead.
1014
00:55:42,938 --> 00:55:45,232
I'm going to be fucking massive.
1015
00:55:46,066 --> 00:55:47,984
A massive what?
1016
00:55:48,485 --> 00:55:50,819
Fuck! You scared
the shit out of me.
1017
00:55:50,820 --> 00:55:52,613
You said you wanted
to be massive?
1018
00:55:52,614 --> 00:55:55,074
Ah, well, I was just, um...
1019
00:55:55,616 --> 00:55:57,450
wishing for a
little extra girth.
1020
00:56:00,746 --> 00:56:03,414
- What is it you do?
- Oh, yeah...
1021
00:56:06,501 --> 00:56:08,418
Oh sorry, should
I already know that?
1022
00:56:08,419 --> 00:56:10,462
No, no, no, no, no. Um...
1023
00:56:10,463 --> 00:56:12,964
No, I'm... I'm a
singer and songwriter.
1024
00:56:12,965 --> 00:56:14,173
Really?
1025
00:56:14,174 --> 00:56:15,966
Yeah. Yeah, just
starting out on my own.
1026
00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:17,260
I was in Take That and...
1027
00:56:17,261 --> 00:56:18,594
The boy band?
1028
00:56:22,306 --> 00:56:23,598
Oh, don't mind me.
1029
00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:25,433
Sorry.
1030
00:56:25,434 --> 00:56:29,937
No, you're alright. I
mean, it is why I left.
1031
00:56:29,938 --> 00:56:32,148
Dancing around in the background
1032
00:56:32,149 --> 00:56:34,025
like a camp sadomasochist.
1033
00:56:34,026 --> 00:56:36,067
I mean, if I'm going
to look like a tosser,
1034
00:56:36,068 --> 00:56:38,028
I might as well do
it down stage centre.
1035
00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:39,696
So it's all about the spotlight?
1036
00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:43,033
Wow, not even any
lube. Just full fist.
1037
00:56:43,034 --> 00:56:44,117
I'm just saying -
1038
00:56:44,118 --> 00:56:45,910
if you're gonna start
out on your own,
1039
00:56:45,911 --> 00:56:47,578
you might as well
be honest about why.
1040
00:56:47,579 --> 00:56:50,289
- Shit, are you a journalist?
- Fuck, no.
1041
00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,458
I'm just curious.
1042
00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:55,252
I'm not sure you'd understand.
1043
00:56:55,253 --> 00:56:56,546
Try me.
1044
00:56:59,924 --> 00:57:02,050
You know, I was given
the golden ticket
1045
00:57:02,051 --> 00:57:03,884
but it felt like I
was bound and gagged
1046
00:57:03,885 --> 00:57:05,135
for the last five years.
1047
00:57:05,136 --> 00:57:06,720
And not in a hot way, either.
1048
00:57:06,721 --> 00:57:09,097
In like a battery to
the scrotum sort of way.
1049
00:57:10,474 --> 00:57:14,269
I don't know, sexy,
mysterious, masked lady.
1050
00:57:15,688 --> 00:57:17,146
I guess I've just
reached a point
1051
00:57:17,147 --> 00:57:20,400
where I want to prove I
can make it on my own.
1052
00:57:21,151 --> 00:57:22,694
Prove to who?
1053
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:25,697
Everyone.
1054
00:57:28,407 --> 00:57:31,492
See? I told you you
wouldn't understand.
1055
00:57:34,496 --> 00:57:36,789
Oh, fuck me!
1056
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:41,751
- Nicole Appleton.
- ♪ I know where it's at
1057
00:57:41,752 --> 00:57:43,920
She and her sister were members
1058
00:57:43,921 --> 00:57:45,839
of the girl band, All Saints.
1059
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,507
Their manager was a cunt, too.
1060
00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:51,176
She was absolutely lovely -
1061
00:57:51,177 --> 00:57:54,138
with the single
worst taste in men.
1062
00:57:56,224 --> 00:57:57,641
Yeah, you alright?
1063
00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:01,853
Fame is so
fucking weird, isn't it?
1064
00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,564
It's like that uneasy
feeling you get
1065
00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:06,983
when they bring the cake out
1066
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,859
and the whole restaurant
sings "Happy Birthday" to you
1067
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:11,529
and you can't wait until "Happy
Birthday" stops being sung.
1068
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,615
I mean, people are doing
a really nice thing,
1069
00:58:15,616 --> 00:58:18,326
but you just want it
to stop so you can...
1070
00:58:18,327 --> 00:58:20,161
Eat the fucking cake.
1071
00:58:21,955 --> 00:58:23,248
Yeah.
1072
00:58:28,711 --> 00:58:30,379
Well, now you've
got your gag off,
1073
00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:31,797
what are you going to say?
1074
00:58:33,007 --> 00:58:34,966
- I've got some lyrics.
- Oh...
1075
00:58:34,967 --> 00:58:36,259
I mean, they're
basically different takes
1076
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,468
on how much I hate myself.
1077
00:58:37,469 --> 00:58:38,886
Oh, so a Christmas album then?
1078
00:58:40,263 --> 00:58:42,597
I'm not sure about an album.
1079
00:58:42,598 --> 00:58:43,891
You know, at the moment,
1080
00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:45,892
I'd just like to
write one good song.
1081
00:58:47,436 --> 00:58:49,604
- You're overthinking it.
- Hmm?
1082
00:58:49,605 --> 00:58:51,773
Just write about
whatever's in front of you.
1083
00:58:51,774 --> 00:58:53,274
Look...
1084
00:58:53,275 --> 00:58:57,278
♪ I've got a boat but
mine's made of rubber ♪
1085
00:58:57,279 --> 00:58:59,655
♪ I cut a hole in the back
1086
00:58:59,656 --> 00:59:02,407
♪ And use my cock as a rudder
1087
00:59:03,492 --> 00:59:05,994
Yes! It's a hit!
1088
00:59:06,745 --> 00:59:09,623
See? You're going to
be massive in no time.
1089
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,377
♪ I was her
1090
00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:17,672
♪ She was me
1091
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,176
♪ We were one
1092
00:59:24,219 --> 00:59:26,304
♪ We were free
1093
00:59:28,139 --> 00:59:33,644
♪ If there's somebody
calling me on ♪
1094
00:59:37,314 --> 00:59:39,565
♪ She's the one
1095
00:59:42,944 --> 00:59:45,946
♪ If there's somebody
1096
00:59:45,947 --> 00:59:49,324
♪ Calling me on
1097
00:59:49,325 --> 00:59:51,952
♪ She's the one
1098
00:59:55,956 --> 00:59:57,999
♪ We were young
1099
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:01,377
♪ We were wrong
1100
01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:07,799
♪ We were fine all along ♪
1101
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,551
♪ If there's somebody
1102
01:00:10,552 --> 01:00:14,179
♪ Calling me on
1103
01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:16,515
♪ She's the one
1104
01:00:21,562 --> 01:00:24,105
♪ When you get
to where you wanna go ♪
1105
01:00:24,106 --> 01:00:26,565
♪ And you know the
things you wanna know ♪
1106
01:00:26,566 --> 01:00:31,821
♪ You're smiling
1107
01:00:33,865 --> 01:00:36,449
♪ When you said
what you wanna say ♪
1108
01:00:36,450 --> 01:00:40,119
♪ And you know the
way you wanna play ♪
1109
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,079
♪ You'll be so high ♪
1110
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:47,168
♪ You'll be flying
1111
01:00:48,169 --> 01:00:50,004
♪ Though the sea
1112
01:00:51,005 --> 01:00:52,965
♪ Will be strong
1113
01:00:54,133 --> 01:00:59,428
♪ I know we'll carry on
1114
01:00:59,429 --> 01:01:02,765
♪ 'Cause if there's somebody
1115
01:01:02,766 --> 01:01:05,601
♪ Calling me on
1116
01:01:06,644 --> 01:01:09,062
♪ He's the one
1117
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:18,362
♪ If there's
somebody calling me on ♪
1118
01:01:18,363 --> 01:01:21,157
♪ She's the one
1119
01:01:26,578 --> 01:01:28,871
♪ When you get
to where you wanna go ♪
1120
01:01:28,872 --> 01:01:31,081
♪ And you know the
things you wanna know ♪
1121
01:01:31,082 --> 01:01:36,879
♪ You're smiling
1122
01:01:38,422 --> 01:01:41,132
♪ When you said
what you wanna say ♪
1123
01:01:41,133 --> 01:01:44,718
♪ And you know the way
you wanna play it ♪
1124
01:01:44,719 --> 01:01:46,512
♪ You'll be so high
1125
01:01:46,513 --> 01:01:51,850
♪ You'll be flying
1126
01:03:09,545 --> 01:03:12,840
♪ She's the one
1127
01:03:14,759 --> 01:03:17,552
♪ He's the one
1128
01:03:48,038 --> 01:03:51,457
♪ You can't
manufacture a miracle ♪
1129
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:54,835
♪ The silence was pitiful...
1130
01:03:58,255 --> 01:04:00,089
It's not... It's
not a competition, girls.
1131
01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:03,009
It's just hard work.
You need to put that in.
1132
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,635
♪ Do a little dance...
1133
01:04:04,636 --> 01:04:06,011
Here.
1134
01:04:06,012 --> 01:04:07,763
This place is posh as fuck.
1135
01:04:07,764 --> 01:04:09,848
You know, I've just seen
fucking Bono in the toilet.
1136
01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:11,767
Had a look.
1137
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:14,144
Tiny.
1138
01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:16,646
You've missed me, haven't you?
1139
01:04:16,647 --> 01:04:17,981
Ah, of course you have.
1140
01:04:19,107 --> 01:04:21,275
Hmm! Hey, so...
1141
01:04:21,276 --> 01:04:23,528
You know my
girlfriend, Kayleigh?
1142
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:26,447
- Kayleigh.
- The one with the clubfoot?
1143
01:04:26,448 --> 01:04:27,948
No, she ain't got a clubfoot.
1144
01:04:27,949 --> 01:04:29,532
- Well...
- No. Her pelvis is out.
1145
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:33,870
Anyway, she's... up the duff.
1146
01:04:34,705 --> 01:04:36,289
I'm going to be a dad.
1147
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,670
That's amazing.
1148
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,380
I'm just surprised the
little thing still works.
1149
01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:46,715
Fuck off!
1150
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,132
Shut up! Shut up! Here it is.
1151
01:04:48,133 --> 01:04:49,800
The wait is over!
1152
01:04:49,801 --> 01:04:52,595
Coming in at number one,
it's new, it's brilliant,
1153
01:04:52,596 --> 01:04:55,263
it's "Never Ever" by All Saints.
1154
01:05:05,608 --> 01:05:06,941
Whoo!
1155
01:05:06,942 --> 01:05:08,818
Come on!
1156
01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:14,823
- I can't believe it!
- Well done, babe.
1157
01:05:14,824 --> 01:05:18,118
- You deserve it.
- It'll be your turn next.
1158
01:05:19,870 --> 01:05:22,913
Nicole, give us a few words!
1159
01:05:22,914 --> 01:05:25,250
Yes. Nicole.
1160
01:05:27,710 --> 01:05:29,879
Okay. Ahh, I just...
1161
01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:32,255
I can't believe we did it.
1162
01:05:32,256 --> 01:05:34,799
Number fucking one!
1163
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,426
To everyone who has supported
us through the years,
1164
01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,678
you're family, and we love you.
1165
01:05:42,306 --> 01:05:43,599
Whoo!
1166
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,935
And to my...
1167
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:50,021
Ah, to my best friends...
1168
01:05:50,022 --> 01:05:52,398
Having a number one is amazing
1169
01:05:52,399 --> 01:05:54,776
and getting to celebrate
it together is the best.
1170
01:05:54,777 --> 01:05:56,985
Liam Gallagher
was the lead singer of Oasis,
1171
01:05:56,986 --> 01:05:58,904
the biggest band on the planet.
1172
01:05:58,905 --> 01:06:01,657
I'm in love with their songs.
I'm in love with the lyrics.
1173
01:06:01,658 --> 01:06:03,298
I'm in love with how
provocative they are.
1174
01:06:04,451 --> 01:06:06,202
I'm just totally
in love with them,
1175
01:06:06,203 --> 01:06:07,912
and I want to be them.
1176
01:06:07,913 --> 01:06:10,205
Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac.
1177
01:06:10,206 --> 01:06:12,249
It means even ugly
people can get laid.
1178
01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:15,919
Mind you, guitars do that, too.
1179
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,504
What's all that about, then?
1180
01:06:17,505 --> 01:06:18,755
Got a number one.
1181
01:06:18,756 --> 01:06:20,131
Is that all? Fucking hell.
1182
01:06:20,132 --> 01:06:22,550
If I or gas med every
time I had a number one,
1183
01:06:22,551 --> 01:06:23,842
I'd be fucking dry.
1184
01:06:23,843 --> 01:06:24,927
Yeah.
1185
01:06:24,928 --> 01:06:27,430
- You listen to this cunt?
- Yeah!
1186
01:06:27,431 --> 01:06:29,347
Like he fucking knows what
we're fucking talking about.
1187
01:06:29,348 --> 01:06:30,808
You want a number one,
1188
01:06:30,809 --> 01:06:32,517
you should've stayed
Gary's back-up dancer.
1189
01:06:34,103 --> 01:06:35,812
Guess who's had
the largest ever demand
1190
01:06:35,813 --> 01:06:38,272
for concert tickets
in British history?
1191
01:06:38,273 --> 01:06:39,566
Me.
1192
01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:40,733
And the band...
1193
01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:42,693
Knebworth, right?
1194
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,028
125,000 fucking screaming cunts.
1195
01:06:45,029 --> 01:06:46,447
That's insane.
1196
01:06:46,448 --> 01:06:48,907
It's how you know you've
made it, fucking knobhead.
1197
01:06:50,451 --> 01:06:52,535
Me and Liam
wouldn't always be so cuddly.
1198
01:06:52,536 --> 01:06:55,538
Would anybody like
to see me fight Liam?
1199
01:06:57,749 --> 01:07:00,167
Liam, a hundred
grand of your money,
1200
01:07:00,168 --> 01:07:01,543
a hundred grand of my money.
1201
01:07:01,544 --> 01:07:03,545
We'll get in the ring
and we'll have a fight
1202
01:07:03,546 --> 01:07:05,171
and you can all watch it on TV.
1203
01:07:05,172 --> 01:07:06,798
What do you think about that?
1204
01:07:06,799 --> 01:07:08,257
Now are you going to do it
1205
01:07:08,258 --> 01:07:10,426
or are you going to pussy
out, you fucking wimp?
1206
01:07:12,137 --> 01:07:13,304
Thankfully,
1207
01:07:13,305 --> 01:07:15,306
he wasn't in the
country at the time.
1208
01:07:18,059 --> 01:07:19,809
Knebworth...
1209
01:07:21,229 --> 01:07:23,020
Come on, let's
go. This is shit.
1210
01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:26,942
- Nice chatting to you, Noel.
- Fuck off, cunt.
1211
01:07:30,903 --> 01:07:33,781
Hey, twinkle toes,
you coming or what?
1212
01:07:34,782 --> 01:07:36,242
Yeah. Come on.
1213
01:07:43,248 --> 01:07:46,166
♪ Never ever have I
ever felt so sad ♪
1214
01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:47,584
Whoo!
1215
01:07:52,297 --> 01:07:54,258
Good evening, Knebworth.
1216
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,802
You all look gorgeous tonight.
1217
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,429
Here's one from my new album.
1218
01:07:59,971 --> 01:08:01,179
Thank you very much.
1219
01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:04,475
Hiya.
1220
01:08:05,268 --> 01:08:08,020
Fuck me, aren't
you Miss Number One
1221
01:08:08,021 --> 01:08:10,355
of the United
Kingdom of Britain?
1222
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:13,901
- Maybe.
- Mm-hm.
1223
01:08:15,027 --> 01:08:16,485
And where did you end up?
1224
01:08:16,486 --> 01:08:18,862
I got kidnapped
by Liam Gallagher.
1225
01:08:18,863 --> 01:08:20,322
Oh...
1226
01:08:20,323 --> 01:08:22,616
And you looked like you were
having a good enough time.
1227
01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:30,290
Anyway, I was just trying
to make sense of it.
1228
01:08:31,249 --> 01:08:32,542
Of what?
1229
01:08:34,085 --> 01:08:35,711
"Never Ever".
1230
01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:42,926
You don't... What? You don't...
You don't like our song?
1231
01:08:42,927 --> 01:08:46,471
Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm not
sure it's a number one, but...
1232
01:08:48,765 --> 01:08:51,391
Well, people seem to like it.
1233
01:08:51,392 --> 01:08:53,101
It would be nice if my fiancé...
1234
01:08:53,102 --> 01:08:58,648
Screaming, jumping around,
making fucking speeches...
1235
01:08:58,649 --> 01:09:01,275
And all that bullshit
about family.
1236
01:09:01,276 --> 01:09:04,195
It's not bullshit.
It's everything to me.
1237
01:09:04,196 --> 01:09:05,529
Right.
1238
01:09:05,530 --> 01:09:07,739
So did you tell them that
you gave up our family
1239
01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:09,158
to get that number one, then?
1240
01:09:10,868 --> 01:09:12,078
Nah.
1241
01:09:12,869 --> 01:09:15,664
I bet you left that bit out of
your little speech, didn't you?
1242
01:09:21,586 --> 01:09:23,337
You're so fucking ugly
when you're wasted.
1243
01:09:23,338 --> 01:09:25,129
Well, I'll be sober tomorrow.
1244
01:09:25,130 --> 01:09:27,090
Oh, and won't that be nice!
1245
01:09:27,091 --> 01:09:30,051
I can't believe I had to tell
everyone that you left tonight
1246
01:09:30,052 --> 01:09:31,385
because something
important came up.
1247
01:09:31,386 --> 01:09:32,595
It did.
1248
01:09:32,596 --> 01:09:34,012
Getting fucked up
with your mates?
1249
01:09:34,013 --> 01:09:36,223
At least they know how to
write a proper number one.
1250
01:09:36,224 --> 01:09:37,683
Which is more than you can.
1251
01:09:37,684 --> 01:09:39,434
Scribbling lyrics in
your little notebook,
1252
01:09:39,435 --> 01:09:41,269
but you're too scared
to show them to anyone.
1253
01:09:41,270 --> 01:09:44,272
A number one and she's
giving out the advice.
1254
01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:47,650
I didn't ask you to lie to your
friends, 'cause guess what,
1255
01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:49,986
I don't give a fuck
what they think!
1256
01:09:49,987 --> 01:09:53,114
You give a fuck what
everyone thinks, Rob.
1257
01:09:53,698 --> 01:09:56,283
That's all you
give a fuck about.
1258
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:16,968
Dickhead.
1259
01:10:25,685 --> 01:10:27,644
We need crisps.
1260
01:10:27,645 --> 01:10:29,646
We're alright, Nan.
1261
01:10:29,647 --> 01:10:32,440
Well, I don't want you
wasting away on me.
1262
01:10:32,441 --> 01:10:34,776
They don't have washing
machines in London?
1263
01:10:34,777 --> 01:10:37,278
Yeah, but you do it with love.
1264
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:38,654
Oh, you bugger.
1265
01:10:38,655 --> 01:10:40,697
You should come home
more often, you know.
1266
01:10:40,698 --> 01:10:42,783
She's slowing down.
1267
01:10:42,784 --> 01:10:45,743
Rubbish. Nan will
outlive all of us.
1268
01:10:45,744 --> 01:10:47,870
Anyway, I'm about
to be very busy.
1269
01:10:47,871 --> 01:10:49,497
I rang around and
I've got a meeting
1270
01:10:49,498 --> 01:10:51,583
with a producer
called Guy Chambers.
1271
01:10:52,709 --> 01:10:54,584
Nicole's got a number one.
1272
01:10:54,585 --> 01:10:57,046
Fucking Gary's got number ones.
1273
01:10:57,047 --> 01:10:59,548
And here I am turning
into a farmyard animal.
1274
01:10:59,549 --> 01:11:02,383
I wouldn't change a
hair on your head.
1275
01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:03,551
Bless you, Nan.
1276
01:11:03,552 --> 01:11:06,095
Now, I spoke to your dad.
1277
01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:07,971
Oh, that makes one of us.
1278
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:09,598
It's been radio silence
since I left the band.
1279
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,225
He's agreed to see you again.
1280
01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:14,561
Agreed? What do you mean?
1281
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:17,606
Well, to have you visit,
on your school holidays.
1282
01:11:24,779 --> 01:11:27,030
He called me, remember?
1283
01:11:27,031 --> 01:11:28,491
He said it'd been too long.
1284
01:11:29,617 --> 01:11:30,701
He invited me.
1285
01:11:30,702 --> 01:11:33,787
Yes, that's right.
I told him to.
1286
01:11:35,164 --> 01:11:36,748
You see?
1287
01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,794
- Oh, Jesus...
- Oh, Betty.
1288
01:11:41,795 --> 01:11:43,503
No, no, no.
1289
01:11:43,504 --> 01:11:46,715
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, Betty.
1290
01:11:46,716 --> 01:11:48,633
No.
1291
01:11:48,634 --> 01:11:50,343
It's alright.
1292
01:11:50,344 --> 01:11:52,261
Hey, Nan, it's alright.
1293
01:11:52,262 --> 01:11:53,429
Shhh.
1294
01:11:53,430 --> 01:11:55,138
Come on. Don't cry.
1295
01:11:55,139 --> 01:11:57,558
It's alright.
1296
01:11:57,559 --> 01:12:00,018
- Shhh, Betty.
- I'm so sorry, love.
1297
01:12:00,019 --> 01:12:01,853
It's alright, duck.
1298
01:12:01,854 --> 01:12:03,355
I'm sorry.
1299
01:12:07,234 --> 01:12:09,151
♪ My
rhyme's complex, yes!
1300
01:12:09,152 --> 01:12:11,445
♪ You're just picking
up giro cheques, bless ♪
1301
01:12:11,446 --> 01:12:13,280
♪ A whole life for the YTS, oh
1302
01:12:13,281 --> 01:12:15,491
♪ I line up in a line
of nine suspects ♪
1303
01:12:15,492 --> 01:12:17,325
♪ And I wine and dine
the fine witness ♪
1304
01:12:17,326 --> 01:12:19,619
♪ Then she reclines and
resigns to my wish list ♪
1305
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:21,746
♪ So I pop it out
like the litmus test ♪
1306
01:12:21,747 --> 01:12:24,164
♪ And she's like, am I
allowed to lick this yet... ♪
1307
01:12:24,165 --> 01:12:27,292
Okay, okay! Hang
on, hang on. Ugh.
1308
01:12:27,293 --> 01:12:30,629
Listen, I appreciate
you coming over,
1309
01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:32,422
but this isn't going to work.
1310
01:12:32,423 --> 01:12:34,215
Guy Chambers.
1311
01:12:34,216 --> 01:12:37,260
Guy likes it when I talk
about the holidays we shared,
1312
01:12:37,261 --> 01:12:40,138
and I like it when he agrees
to let me sing our songs.
1313
01:12:40,139 --> 01:12:41,430
You don't mind, do you?
1314
01:12:41,431 --> 01:12:43,099
So our lawyers had a chat...
1315
01:12:44,142 --> 01:12:45,851
And here we are on a beach.
1316
01:12:45,852 --> 01:12:48,061
Uh, lower...
1317
01:12:48,062 --> 01:12:49,562
You've only heard half of them.
1318
01:12:49,563 --> 01:12:51,022
And they're all the same.
1319
01:12:51,023 --> 01:12:53,232
I can't even tell when one
ends and the next one begins.
1320
01:12:53,233 --> 01:12:54,734
It's like you've written lyrics
1321
01:12:54,735 --> 01:12:56,778
you think other
people want to hear.
1322
01:12:56,779 --> 01:12:57,987
I don't know...
1323
01:12:57,988 --> 01:12:59,530
That might be okay
in a boy band...
1324
01:12:59,531 --> 01:13:01,740
So you want me to get
naked on the first date?
1325
01:13:01,741 --> 01:13:04,159
Well, it's the only
way this works.
1326
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,163
Songs are only valuable if
they cost you something.
1327
01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:14,294
Luckily, I'm always
naked on the first date.
1328
01:13:30,475 --> 01:13:33,061
If you're going to laugh,
do it on the inside, yeah?
1329
01:13:34,187 --> 01:13:35,813
I dent easily.
1330
01:13:38,482 --> 01:13:40,067
Can you give me a C?
1331
01:13:43,695 --> 01:13:45,612
♪ You can't...
1332
01:13:45,613 --> 01:13:46,822
Fuck me.
1333
01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:48,491
Better make it a B flat.
1334
01:13:52,494 --> 01:13:57,122
♪ You can't
manufacture a miracle ♪
1335
01:13:57,123 --> 01:14:01,126
♪ The silence was pitiful
1336
01:14:01,127 --> 01:14:03,254
♪ That day
1337
01:14:05,756 --> 01:14:10,177
♪ And love is
getting too cynical ♪
1338
01:14:10,845 --> 01:14:14,263
♪ Passion's just physical
1339
01:14:14,264 --> 01:14:16,433
♪ These days
1340
01:14:20,686 --> 01:14:24,397
♪ You analyse
everyone you meet ♪
1341
01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:28,442
♪ But get no sign
1342
01:14:28,443 --> 01:14:31,571
♪ Loving kind
1343
01:14:33,573 --> 01:14:37,283
♪ Every night you admit defeat
1344
01:14:37,284 --> 01:14:39,871
♪ And cry yourself blind
1345
01:14:41,913 --> 01:14:44,457
Ah, this is the chorus.
1346
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:50,129
♪ If you can't wake
up in the morning ♪
1347
01:14:50,130 --> 01:14:55,009
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1348
01:14:56,426 --> 01:14:59,762
♪ If you're lost, hurt
1349
01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:02,431
♪ Tired or lonely
1350
01:15:02,432 --> 01:15:06,769
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1351
01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:08,145
And the second verse.
1352
01:15:08,146 --> 01:15:09,354
♪ The DJ...
1353
01:15:09,355 --> 01:15:11,231
No, no! No! Hang on, hang on.
1354
01:15:11,232 --> 01:15:12,565
Um...
1355
01:15:12,566 --> 01:15:15,026
We have to double the
chorus or it'll sound crap.
1356
01:15:15,027 --> 01:15:16,986
What was that list? Lost...
1357
01:15:16,987 --> 01:15:19,280
♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely...
1358
01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:21,907
Right, that's the
hook. That's the gold.
1359
01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:24,450
The 'something beautiful' bit
is cream on top. You've got...
1360
01:15:24,451 --> 01:15:29,997
♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely
1361
01:15:35,336 --> 01:15:36,962
And then you
repeat. You understand?
1362
01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:37,962
- Yeah.
- Right.
1363
01:15:37,963 --> 01:15:39,381
Pick it up from the chorus,
1364
01:15:39,382 --> 01:15:41,425
and, you know,
give it some welly.
1365
01:15:41,426 --> 01:15:44,594
Even if it's shit, you
got to make it your shit.
1366
01:15:46,931 --> 01:15:48,347
Two, three...
1367
01:15:48,348 --> 01:15:52,936
♪ If you can't wake
up in the morning ♪
1368
01:15:53,519 --> 01:15:57,731
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1369
01:15:58,857 --> 01:16:04,486
♪ If you're lost,
hurt, tired or lonely ♪
1370
01:16:04,487 --> 01:16:08,365
♪ Can't control it
Try as you might ♪
1371
01:16:08,366 --> 01:16:09,866
There you go!
1372
01:16:09,867 --> 01:16:14,038
♪ May you find that love
that won't leave you ♪
1373
01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:19,667
♪ May you find it by
the end of the day ♪
1374
01:16:19,668 --> 01:16:25,630
♪ You won't be lost,
hurt, tired or lonely ♪
1375
01:16:25,631 --> 01:16:29,801
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1376
01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:31,135
One more time.
1377
01:16:31,136 --> 01:16:32,553
♪ Something beautiful
1378
01:16:32,554 --> 01:16:35,806
♪ Will come your way
1379
01:16:42,897 --> 01:16:45,023
You're not as crap as I thought.
1380
01:16:46,149 --> 01:16:47,942
Thanks.
1381
01:16:47,943 --> 01:16:50,569
We need to clean it up
a bit but it's a start.
1382
01:16:50,570 --> 01:16:53,115
Now, what else have
you got in there?
1383
01:16:54,491 --> 01:16:55,907
♪ Radio Wave...
1384
01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:59,452
And coming up we have a
surprise guest in the studio.
1385
01:16:59,453 --> 01:17:02,413
It's none other than
ex-Take That bad boy,
1386
01:17:02,414 --> 01:17:03,749
Robbie Williams!
1387
01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:08,794
Chris Briggs
manager to the stars.
1388
01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:11,255
Amazingly, he saw
something in me.
1389
01:17:11,256 --> 01:17:13,798
I mean, besides monstrous
amounts of drugs and booze.
1390
01:17:13,799 --> 01:17:15,425
It'll be nice and intimate.
1391
01:17:15,426 --> 01:17:17,886
Fifty people or so
contest winners,
1392
01:17:17,887 --> 01:17:19,262
so they'll be super excited.
1393
01:17:19,263 --> 01:17:21,222
And just remember
it's going out live,
1394
01:17:21,223 --> 01:17:22,765
so mind your
'shits' and 'fucks'.
1395
01:17:22,766 --> 01:17:25,267
You should start with a cover,
something people recognise.
1396
01:17:25,268 --> 01:17:27,394
We want them to
recognise our songs.
1397
01:17:27,395 --> 01:17:30,063
And they will, but you
have to woo them first.
1398
01:17:30,064 --> 01:17:31,273
You gotta get me to Knebworth.
1399
01:17:31,274 --> 01:17:32,690
How about you
get through this one
1400
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:34,108
without giving yourself
a heart attack?
1401
01:17:34,109 --> 01:17:36,318
Just get me there, alright?
1402
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,404
Baby steps, mate.
1403
01:17:38,405 --> 01:17:40,697
Look, I know this isn't
much of a gig, but...
1404
01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:43,492
Oh, I don't know.
Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi!
1405
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:46,537
Plus, we need the air time.
What have you got to lose?
1406
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:48,621
I would've said my dignity
1407
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,416
but Take That already
stole it, so...
1408
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:58,589
I mean it, Briggsy, I have
got to play Knebworth.
1409
01:17:59,965 --> 01:18:01,383
Whatever it takes.
1410
01:18:01,384 --> 01:18:03,468
It'll take everything.
1411
01:18:04,469 --> 01:18:06,263
Sure you're ready for that?
1412
01:18:09,683 --> 01:18:13,227
Then make every
performance count.
1413
01:18:17,023 --> 01:18:18,566
Light 'em up.
1414
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,486
One, two, three, four.
1415
01:18:26,156 --> 01:18:31,326
♪ You got to know how to
pony Like Bony Maronie ♪
1416
01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:33,870
♪ Do the mashed potato
1417
01:18:33,871 --> 01:18:35,830
♪ Do the alligator
1418
01:18:37,124 --> 01:18:39,667
♪ Put your hands on your hips
1419
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:42,461
♪ Let your backbone slip
1420
01:18:42,462 --> 01:18:44,629
♪ Do the watusi
1421
01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:47,257
♪ Like my little Lucy
1422
01:18:47,258 --> 01:18:50,760
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1423
01:18:52,137 --> 01:18:53,888
You're going to die!
1424
01:18:53,889 --> 01:18:55,556
You've
left the safety of the band
1425
01:18:55,557 --> 01:18:57,015
and now you're going
out on your own.
1426
01:18:57,016 --> 01:18:58,266
How does that feel?
1427
01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,852
I couldn't be happier.
1428
01:18:59,853 --> 01:19:01,686
I'm finally free, you know,
1429
01:19:01,687 --> 01:19:04,106
and this is only the beginning.
1430
01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:05,607
Come on!
1431
01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:09,569
Well, the
first punches have been thrown
1432
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:11,570
and it's Gary Barlow
at number one...
1433
01:19:11,571 --> 01:19:13,030
Light 'em up.
1434
01:19:13,031 --> 01:19:14,656
While Robbie's first
album, "Life Thru A Lens",
1435
01:19:14,657 --> 01:19:15,907
has debuted at number eleven.
1436
01:19:15,908 --> 01:19:18,076
- Robbie's fate now rests...
- Oh!
1437
01:19:18,077 --> 01:19:19,557
On a national
charm offensive tour.
1438
01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:23,289
Lock up your daughters,
1439
01:19:23,290 --> 01:19:25,500
lock up your sons.
1440
01:19:25,501 --> 01:19:28,377
It's Robbie Williams!
1441
01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:32,257
You know what I need you to do!
1442
01:19:33,841 --> 01:19:35,300
One, two, three, four.
1443
01:19:35,301 --> 01:19:39,971
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1444
01:19:39,972 --> 01:19:41,681
♪ Na-na-na-na
1445
01:19:43,016 --> 01:19:44,558
♪ Na...
1446
01:19:44,559 --> 01:19:48,146
I'm
gonna rip your fucking eyes out!
1447
01:19:49,688 --> 01:19:50,981
With his new album...
1448
01:19:50,982 --> 01:19:52,482
Come on! ...Rocketing
up the charts,
1449
01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:55,485
ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams!
1450
01:19:55,486 --> 01:19:56,944
♪ Na-na-na-na
1451
01:19:56,945 --> 01:19:58,570
Please welcome Robbie Williams.
1452
01:19:58,571 --> 01:20:00,072
Robbie
Williams, ladies and gentlemen.
1453
01:20:00,073 --> 01:20:01,865
He's an
internationally loved star...
1454
01:20:01,866 --> 01:20:03,199
♪ I said watch me do it
1455
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,576
I wanna sing, goddamn it!
1456
01:20:04,577 --> 01:20:05,994
♪ Watch me do it
1457
01:20:05,995 --> 01:20:07,662
And I wanna dance.
1458
01:20:07,663 --> 01:20:09,080
Being a pop star means
1459
01:20:09,081 --> 01:20:10,581
you can live all your fantasies.
1460
01:20:10,582 --> 01:20:13,250
I think it's what's known
as the 'lucky bastard'.
1461
01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:15,127
Well, you know, being
in a relationship means
1462
01:20:15,128 --> 01:20:17,587
I've put away my shagging boots.
1463
01:20:17,588 --> 01:20:19,131
But I know where the closet is.
1464
01:20:20,466 --> 01:20:22,717
♪ Dance with me, honey ♪
1465
01:20:22,718 --> 01:20:24,679
♪ Like long tall Sally
1466
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:27,931
You know the great thing is
1467
01:20:27,932 --> 01:20:29,807
I've actually arrived now,
because back... back at home,
1468
01:20:29,808 --> 01:20:31,434
I've been voted the
'Rear of the Year'.
1469
01:20:31,435 --> 01:20:33,811
Is that
right? You gonna show us?
1470
01:20:33,812 --> 01:20:36,396
So it's fair to
say you're box office, right?
1471
01:20:36,397 --> 01:20:38,023
I've got me platinum disc
1472
01:20:38,024 --> 01:20:40,775
and then I'm getting a
double platinum disc now.
1473
01:20:40,776 --> 01:20:43,069
It means I'm very famous.
1474
01:20:43,070 --> 01:20:47,739
♪ One, two,
na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1475
01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:49,533
We are coming for you!
1476
01:20:49,534 --> 01:20:51,815
You can't write. You haven't
got 'it'. You've got nothing!
1477
01:20:53,663 --> 01:20:56,206
You are fucking dead!
1478
01:20:59,335 --> 01:21:00,752
Move! Move!
1479
01:21:03,463 --> 01:21:05,006
Light 'em up!
1480
01:21:15,099 --> 01:21:16,890
- Robbie!
- Fuck off, the lot of ya!
1481
01:21:16,891 --> 01:21:18,141
Fuck off!
1482
01:21:23,231 --> 01:21:25,065
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
1483
01:21:25,066 --> 01:21:27,775
And the
winner is... Robbie Williams.
1484
01:21:27,776 --> 01:21:29,360
- Robbie Williams!
- It's Robbie Williams!
1485
01:21:29,361 --> 01:21:31,237
And the winner
is Robbie Williams!
1486
01:21:31,238 --> 01:21:33,072
- Robbie Williams...
- Robbie Williams!
1487
01:21:33,073 --> 01:21:34,990
A perfect end to a great night
1488
01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:36,575
for Robbie Williams.
1489
01:21:39,871 --> 01:21:41,955
I'm sure you all
recognise this young man,
1490
01:21:41,956 --> 01:21:44,124
but did you know he
had a famous father?
1491
01:21:44,125 --> 01:21:45,500
No!
1492
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,460
If any of you
lovely ladies wanna come up
1493
01:21:47,461 --> 01:21:48,711
and sit on Santa's knee,
1494
01:21:48,712 --> 01:21:50,587
I'll see what I've got
in my sack for you.
1495
01:21:53,966 --> 01:21:55,217
Rob?!
1496
01:21:59,638 --> 01:22:01,056
Brrrr.
1497
01:22:01,974 --> 01:22:03,600
Light 'em up.
1498
01:22:07,646 --> 01:22:08,937
Whoa!
1499
01:22:08,938 --> 01:22:11,356
♪ You
got mashed potato
1500
01:22:11,357 --> 01:22:13,526
♪ Do the alligator
1501
01:22:15,361 --> 01:22:17,945
We're
going to peel your skin off.
1502
01:22:17,946 --> 01:22:19,405
Slit your throat.
1503
01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:21,032
We are going to
fucking murder you!
1504
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,745
♪ Long tall Sally...
1505
01:22:26,788 --> 01:22:29,081
♪ Jump back
in the alley, baby ♪
1506
01:22:30,041 --> 01:22:32,082
♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪
1507
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:34,210
♪ Oh! Let your backbone slip
1508
01:22:36,087 --> 01:22:38,672
♪ Oh, yeah
1509
01:22:38,673 --> 01:22:40,050
♪ Oh
1510
01:22:42,218 --> 01:22:44,678
♪ Yeah!
1511
01:22:46,806 --> 01:22:48,889
Where are you going to run?
1512
01:22:48,890 --> 01:22:50,474
Where are you going
to fucking hide?
1513
01:22:50,475 --> 01:22:52,435
You useless little prick!
1514
01:22:52,436 --> 01:22:54,352
You're going to die
alone, you cunt!
1515
01:22:54,353 --> 01:22:55,645
You're fucking replaceable!
1516
01:22:55,646 --> 01:22:57,605
You can't escape this!
1517
01:23:07,991 --> 01:23:10,409
Oh, yes, put it there, son.
1518
01:23:11,578 --> 01:23:12,994
Fan-bloody-tastic!
1519
01:23:12,995 --> 01:23:15,205
- Listen to that. It's deafening.
- Robbie! Robbie!
1520
01:23:15,206 --> 01:23:17,415
Oh, thank
you. I'm the dad.
1521
01:23:17,416 --> 01:23:19,209
Taught him everything he knows.
1522
01:23:19,210 --> 01:23:21,085
Peter Conway.
1523
01:23:21,086 --> 01:23:22,628
You know what, Chris,
entrances and exits.
1524
01:23:22,629 --> 01:23:24,797
No one cares about
that stuff anymore.
1525
01:23:24,798 --> 01:23:28,675
But tonight, you outshone
Tom Jones, lad!
1526
01:23:28,676 --> 01:23:31,302
Oh, look at him. Just
another day at the office.
1527
01:23:31,303 --> 01:23:34,680
Well, this is going to
knock your socks off.
1528
01:23:34,681 --> 01:23:37,183
Rob! Rob!
1529
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:41,104
Guess who's playing
Knebworth next summer?
1530
01:23:43,481 --> 01:23:45,940
Knebworth! Ha ha!
1531
01:23:45,941 --> 01:23:47,609
Wait till I tell the lads!
1532
01:23:47,610 --> 01:23:49,444
Hey, have you thought
about a support act?
1533
01:23:49,445 --> 01:23:51,362
Now, I could do you
a couple of numbers.
1534
01:23:51,363 --> 01:23:52,488
Four at most.
1535
01:23:52,489 --> 01:23:53,822
It's incredible.
1536
01:23:53,823 --> 01:23:56,450
It also comes
with a new record deal.
1537
01:23:56,451 --> 01:23:58,159
It's obscene!
1538
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:00,036
Yeah-heh-heh!
1539
01:24:00,037 --> 01:24:03,999
Look at you! You're
bulletproof. Ha ha!
1540
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,583
Oh, I need a drink.
1541
01:24:05,584 --> 01:24:08,419
Look at this! Just what
the doctor ordered.
1542
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:10,004
Okay, I'll
leave you to celebrate.
1543
01:24:10,005 --> 01:24:11,839
Congratulations.
1544
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:14,092
Thanks, Chris.
1545
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,389
Knebworth.
1546
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:23,517
How does it feel?
1547
01:24:25,435 --> 01:24:26,686
Crippling.
1548
01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:29,731
It'll sink in.
1549
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,275
It's like someone's picked
sides for an after-school game
1550
01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:34,692
and it's all gone
horribly, horribly wrong.
1551
01:24:34,693 --> 01:24:35,903
I mean, it's...
1552
01:24:37,571 --> 01:24:39,488
It's one against thousands.
1553
01:24:39,489 --> 01:24:42,242
Bollocks! The
audience loves ya.
1554
01:24:44,619 --> 01:24:45,870
I can't do it.
1555
01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:49,873
I can't carry Knebworth.
1556
01:24:49,874 --> 01:24:51,999
I'll be like a lamb to the
fucking slaughter, Dad.
1557
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,168
- It's just stage fright.
- You're not listening!
1558
01:24:54,169 --> 01:24:57,380
No. It's normal. Okay?
1559
01:24:58,339 --> 01:25:00,050
You know what's
always helped me?
1560
01:25:01,051 --> 01:25:03,343
A little bit of Dutch courage.
1561
01:25:03,344 --> 01:25:05,721
Don't I know it.
1562
01:25:09,058 --> 01:25:11,058
Dad, I'm sorry. Dad!
1563
01:25:11,059 --> 01:25:13,895
No one buys a ticket to
hear your problems, son.
1564
01:25:14,896 --> 01:25:17,481
You wanna know why
these people are gods?
1565
01:25:18,983 --> 01:25:21,902
'Cause they make other
people's problems go away.
1566
01:25:23,361 --> 01:25:26,031
Dad, Dad, stay. Please!
1567
01:26:20,747 --> 01:26:22,580
Whoa!
1568
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:31,213
My next guest
has been climbing the charts
1569
01:26:31,214 --> 01:26:32,714
- and conquering the world.
- Here he is!
1570
01:26:32,715 --> 01:26:34,091
Ready? Here's daddy's best mate.
1571
01:26:34,092 --> 01:26:35,572
Ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams!
1572
01:26:40,014 --> 01:26:41,764
Well, this has been
1573
01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:44,642
a sudden change in fortune
for you, has it not?
1574
01:26:44,643 --> 01:26:46,435
I mean, you're flying high.
1575
01:26:46,436 --> 01:26:47,853
Sober as a judge, Parky.
1576
01:26:47,854 --> 01:26:49,187
Well, uh...
1577
01:26:49,188 --> 01:26:51,523
Sorry, sorry, I have to do this.
1578
01:26:51,524 --> 01:26:52,857
Ooh!
1579
01:26:52,858 --> 01:26:54,567
Look, Nan, it's Parky!
1580
01:26:55,694 --> 01:26:59,571
Oh, Betty! It's Robert.
1581
01:26:59,572 --> 01:27:01,073
Let's talk if we may
1582
01:27:01,074 --> 01:27:02,533
about this success
you've been having.
1583
01:27:02,534 --> 01:27:03,950
I mean, it's not the first time,
1584
01:27:03,951 --> 01:27:05,076
is it?
1585
01:27:05,077 --> 01:27:06,912
You've had it before
with Take That.
1586
01:27:06,913 --> 01:27:09,580
Would you say that this is
a different kind of success?
1587
01:27:09,581 --> 01:27:11,832
It means a great
deal more to me now.
1588
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,876
I'm about to perform in
front of a record crowd
1589
01:27:13,877 --> 01:27:15,628
at Knebworth in a few weeks.
1590
01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:19,673
No, no, stop it. It's nothing.
1591
01:27:19,674 --> 01:27:22,884
It's only the biggest music
event in British history!
1592
01:27:24,387 --> 01:27:26,012
That's my boy.
1593
01:27:26,013 --> 01:27:28,597
But, of course, Knebworth
is not the only record
1594
01:27:28,598 --> 01:27:30,141
you've broken recently, is it?
1595
01:27:30,142 --> 01:27:33,602
There's the matter of
your new deal with EMI -
1596
01:27:33,603 --> 01:27:35,395
eighty million pounds.
1597
01:27:35,396 --> 01:27:37,941
- How does that feel?
- Ah, I don't know.
1598
01:27:39,067 --> 01:27:42,109
I'm rich beyond
my wildest dreams!
1599
01:27:42,110 --> 01:27:44,278
I thought
I was quoting that lady
1600
01:27:44,279 --> 01:27:45,780
who famously won the lottery.
1601
01:27:45,781 --> 01:27:48,657
- But she said...
- Spend, spend, spend!
1602
01:27:48,658 --> 01:27:50,284
So no one got it.
1603
01:27:50,285 --> 01:27:52,578
Mind you, I've said worse
things in interviews.
1604
01:27:54,539 --> 01:27:57,248
How would you describe
your time with Take That?
1605
01:27:57,249 --> 01:27:59,625
I was very fortunate
to be in Take That...
1606
01:27:59,626 --> 01:28:01,961
and four out of
the five Spice Girls.
1607
01:28:01,962 --> 01:28:04,171
Posh said no, didn't she?
1608
01:28:04,172 --> 01:28:07,967
Uh, now, you've connected
with many women in the past...
1609
01:28:07,968 --> 01:28:10,594
Oh, we're going to
talk about my sex life.
1610
01:28:10,595 --> 01:28:12,236
Well, I suppose...
1611
01:28:12,930 --> 01:28:14,931
There's nothing to
write home about.
1612
01:28:14,932 --> 01:28:17,132
Which is a shame 'cause Mum
loves getting those letters.
1613
01:28:18,102 --> 01:28:19,352
Oh, I mean,
1614
01:28:19,353 --> 01:28:21,228
how many flat
tyres can you have?
1615
01:28:21,229 --> 01:28:22,605
The second one...
1616
01:28:22,606 --> 01:28:24,231
we didn't even
get out of the car.
1617
01:28:24,232 --> 01:28:26,233
There was no way Natalie
was gonna ruin her hair,
1618
01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:27,817
so they just jacked it
up with us all inside.
1619
01:28:27,818 --> 01:28:29,902
And the weather was...
1620
01:28:29,903 --> 01:28:31,613
I'm just popping to the loo.
1621
01:28:31,614 --> 01:28:33,322
The weather was horrendous.
1622
01:28:33,323 --> 01:28:34,908
At least the sound was good.
1623
01:28:35,825 --> 01:28:37,368
My voice was tired, though.
1624
01:28:37,369 --> 01:28:39,160
Probably because
I wasn't sleeping.
1625
01:28:39,161 --> 01:28:41,747
Which is weird because the
bed was insanely comfortable.
1626
01:28:41,748 --> 01:28:44,250
I even got the name of the
mattress in case we wanted...
1627
01:28:45,209 --> 01:28:47,002
But you're
finally settling down?
1628
01:28:48,003 --> 01:28:49,670
I have to be a realist.
1629
01:28:49,671 --> 01:28:52,923
You know, we're
both on tour a lot,
1630
01:28:52,924 --> 01:28:55,260
and it can be
difficult, you know.
1631
01:29:18,030 --> 01:29:20,614
So tell me, what's
it like for Robbie Williams
1632
01:29:20,615 --> 01:29:22,325
to be in love?
1633
01:29:24,411 --> 01:29:26,120
Well, that's difficult too.
1634
01:29:26,663 --> 01:29:28,164
Um...
1635
01:29:30,207 --> 01:29:32,208
Flings are much easier.
1636
01:29:41,217 --> 01:29:43,303
You make me feel so small...
1637
01:29:44,470 --> 01:29:46,138
and I've hated you for it...
1638
01:29:47,181 --> 01:29:49,391
for making me feel so...
1639
01:29:51,185 --> 01:29:52,727
unnecessary.
1640
01:29:59,317 --> 01:30:01,860
The fucking awful
things you do...
1641
01:30:04,822 --> 01:30:07,282
I thought you couldn't help it.
1642
01:30:12,787 --> 01:30:14,706
But you just don't want to.
1643
01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:20,502
And I can't help you anymore.
1644
01:30:39,478 --> 01:30:40,812
Rob?
1645
01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:50,237
Rob?
1646
01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:54,699
Rob, please say something.
1647
01:30:56,826 --> 01:30:58,495
Baby...
1648
01:31:07,002 --> 01:31:09,128
- Nic, please!
- You're a fucking animal!
1649
01:31:09,129 --> 01:31:11,296
Babe... Babe,
you need to calm down.
1650
01:31:11,297 --> 01:31:13,174
Don't tell me what I need.
1651
01:31:14,259 --> 01:31:15,550
Listen...
1652
01:31:15,551 --> 01:31:17,594
- Get out!
- I can fix it!
1653
01:31:17,595 --> 01:31:19,012
You're too fucking late!
1654
01:31:19,013 --> 01:31:21,931
But I love you!
1655
01:31:38,030 --> 01:31:40,239
Easy!
Easy now. Come on.
1656
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,908
Briggsy...
1657
01:31:41,909 --> 01:31:43,992
Oh, what the fuck.
1658
01:31:43,993 --> 01:31:45,827
- He's alright.
- Course I am!
1659
01:31:45,828 --> 01:31:47,996
Shit!
1660
01:31:47,997 --> 01:31:49,623
You should've
said 'no' to this one.
1661
01:31:49,624 --> 01:31:51,166
To "Top of the Pops"?
1662
01:31:51,167 --> 01:31:52,708
You can't buy this
kind of promotion.
1663
01:31:52,709 --> 01:31:54,710
What's to promote?
Knebworth's sold out.
1664
01:31:54,711 --> 01:31:55,961
The world tour.
1665
01:31:55,962 --> 01:31:57,087
What, he just does Knebworth
1666
01:31:57,088 --> 01:31:58,923
and then he pops his
feet up, does he?
1667
01:31:58,924 --> 01:32:00,424
You thought getting
to the top was hard.
1668
01:32:00,425 --> 01:32:02,634
Try staying there.
1669
01:32:02,635 --> 01:32:05,053
- On in five.
- Come on, you're up.
1670
01:32:07,765 --> 01:32:08,974
Leave it.
1671
01:32:13,395 --> 01:32:15,396
Ooh, it's a woman!
1672
01:32:15,397 --> 01:32:17,272
Hi, Mum, I'm about
to go on "Top..."
1673
01:32:17,273 --> 01:32:18,816
Where have you been?
1674
01:32:18,817 --> 01:32:20,858
- I've been trying to reach you.
- I know, I know, but listen.
1675
01:32:20,859 --> 01:32:22,402
I'll have to talk to
you later, ducky head,
1676
01:32:22,403 --> 01:32:24,404
because my pianist, well, he's
accidentally shat himself,
1677
01:32:24,405 --> 01:32:25,988
and it's just a horror show.
1678
01:32:25,989 --> 01:32:27,782
It's your nan.
1679
01:32:27,783 --> 01:32:30,451
She kept asking for ya.
1680
01:32:30,452 --> 01:32:32,912
I tried calling ya, but...
1681
01:32:34,456 --> 01:32:37,583
I'm so sorry,
love. She's gone.
1682
01:32:41,837 --> 01:32:44,254
Come on,
mate. Let's go.
1683
01:32:55,891 --> 01:32:59,310
Whoever pulls the
sword out of the stone
1684
01:32:59,311 --> 01:33:02,062
gets to be the new
King of England.
1685
01:33:02,063 --> 01:33:04,106
He's here tonight to sing
1686
01:33:04,107 --> 01:33:06,942
what has become the
unofficial national anthem.
1687
01:33:06,943 --> 01:33:10,570
It's the song on everyone's
lips and in everyone's hearts.
1688
01:33:10,571 --> 01:33:14,198
Ladies and gentlemen,
the ego has landed.
1689
01:33:14,199 --> 01:33:16,492
So the next thing you know,
1690
01:33:16,493 --> 01:33:18,952
all the knights are straining...
1691
01:33:22,248 --> 01:33:24,582
and turning red.
1692
01:33:24,583 --> 01:33:27,086
But nobody could budge it.
1693
01:33:27,836 --> 01:33:29,379
So you can imagine
1694
01:33:29,380 --> 01:33:30,796
how everyone laughed
1695
01:33:30,797 --> 01:33:33,173
when little Arthur
stepped up for his turn.
1696
01:33:33,174 --> 01:33:34,592
Everyone.
1697
01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:38,136
Except Merlin.
1698
01:33:38,137 --> 01:33:42,056
Merlin just stroked his
beard and whispered,
1699
01:33:42,057 --> 01:33:44,017
"Arthur,
1700
01:33:44,018 --> 01:33:48,186
"I know those sexy, muscular
knights couldn't do it"
1701
01:33:48,187 --> 01:33:51,106
"and you're just a
little fart of a child"
1702
01:33:51,107 --> 01:33:52,941
"with puny little arms."
1703
01:33:52,942 --> 01:33:56,612
"But I believe in you."
1704
01:34:03,118 --> 01:34:05,203
♪ I sit and wait
1705
01:34:16,672 --> 01:34:19,757
♪ Does an angel
1706
01:34:19,758 --> 01:34:23,803
♪ Contemplate my fate?
1707
01:34:26,305 --> 01:34:31,392
♪ And do they know the
places where we go ♪
1708
01:34:31,393 --> 01:34:35,980
♪ When we're grey and old?
1709
01:34:37,607 --> 01:34:40,859
♪ 'Cause I have been told
1710
01:34:42,195 --> 01:34:44,904
♪ That salvation
1711
01:34:44,905 --> 01:34:49,910
♪ Lets their wings unfold
1712
01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,246
♪ So when I'm lying in my bed
1713
01:34:55,247 --> 01:34:58,749
♪ Thoughts running
through my head ♪
1714
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,378
♪ And I feel that
love is dead ♪
1715
01:35:02,921 --> 01:35:05,756
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1716
01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:10,052
♪ And through it all
1717
01:35:10,053 --> 01:35:13,388
♪ She offers me protection
1718
01:35:13,389 --> 01:35:16,725
♪ A lot of love and affection
1719
01:35:16,726 --> 01:35:19,810
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong
1720
01:35:19,811 --> 01:35:23,063
♪ And down the waterfall
1721
01:35:23,064 --> 01:35:26,233
♪ Wherever it may take me
1722
01:35:26,234 --> 01:35:29,652
♪ I know that life
won't break me ♪
1723
01:35:29,653 --> 01:35:32,239
♪ When I come to call
1724
01:35:33,156 --> 01:35:35,993
♪ She won't forsake me
1725
01:35:38,161 --> 01:35:41,330
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1726
01:36:30,082 --> 01:36:33,168
♪ And through it all
1727
01:36:33,169 --> 01:36:36,587
♪ She offers me protection
1728
01:36:36,588 --> 01:36:40,174
♪ A lot of love and affection
1729
01:36:40,175 --> 01:36:43,260
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong
1730
01:36:43,261 --> 01:36:46,220
♪ And down the waterfall
1731
01:36:46,221 --> 01:36:49,557
♪ Wherever it may take me
1732
01:36:49,558 --> 01:36:52,393
♪ I know that life
won't break me ♪
1733
01:36:52,394 --> 01:36:55,188
♪ When I come to call
1734
01:36:56,648 --> 01:36:59,943
♪ She won't forsake me
1735
01:37:01,569 --> 01:37:05,364
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1736
01:38:24,684 --> 01:38:26,603
They were out of
salt and vinegar.
1737
01:38:27,771 --> 01:38:29,356
I don't want 'em.
1738
01:38:30,064 --> 01:38:31,399
Okay.
1739
01:38:35,861 --> 01:38:37,362
Hey, we should get
the boys together.
1740
01:38:37,363 --> 01:38:40,281
Hey? Have a little knees-up
before your concert tomorrow.
1741
01:38:40,282 --> 01:38:41,699
It'd do you good.
1742
01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,285
I can't face it.
1743
01:38:47,038 --> 01:38:49,873
Zip me up.
1744
01:38:49,874 --> 01:38:52,042
Fucking hell.
What time's lift-off?
1745
01:38:52,043 --> 01:38:54,420
- It helps hide the fat.
- Oh, yeah.
1746
01:38:57,172 --> 01:38:59,924
You've no idea what it
takes to get up there.
1747
01:38:59,925 --> 01:39:01,884
I can't sleep.
1748
01:39:01,885 --> 01:39:03,468
My back's fucked.
1749
01:39:03,469 --> 01:39:06,137
Yeah, but once you're up there,
you're smashing it, so...
1750
01:39:06,138 --> 01:39:08,766
See, that fucks me right
off when people say that.
1751
01:39:13,228 --> 01:39:15,230
Being up there's the worst bit.
1752
01:39:16,773 --> 01:39:19,482
Pays alright, though.
1753
01:39:19,483 --> 01:39:21,318
Fuck.
1754
01:39:24,322 --> 01:39:26,031
You don't understand.
1755
01:39:31,286 --> 01:39:33,371
No, no, I don't understand.
1756
01:39:35,122 --> 01:39:37,208
But at least I'm trying.
1757
01:39:38,209 --> 01:39:39,835
You know all I wanted
1758
01:39:39,836 --> 01:39:42,629
was for you to ask me,
just once, how I'm doing.
1759
01:39:43,922 --> 01:39:46,006
You know, with work and
my little girl or...
1760
01:39:46,007 --> 01:39:47,592
I'm about to walk out
1761
01:39:47,593 --> 01:39:52,471
to 125,000 people!
1762
01:39:52,472 --> 01:39:55,932
You've got no fucking
idea what that feels like.
1763
01:39:55,933 --> 01:39:58,309
Yeah, and you've no idea
that I earn in a month
1764
01:39:58,310 --> 01:40:00,728
what you fucking
snort in a minute.
1765
01:40:00,729 --> 01:40:02,521
Or... or... or that
Kayleigh's shacked up
1766
01:40:02,522 --> 01:40:03,731
with some fucking butcher,
1767
01:40:03,732 --> 01:40:05,398
and so I'm living in an estate
1768
01:40:05,399 --> 01:40:06,900
surrounded by
fucking psychopaths!
1769
01:40:06,901 --> 01:40:08,735
Or that I only get to see my kid
1770
01:40:08,736 --> 01:40:10,445
for two hours every
fortnight or...
1771
01:40:10,446 --> 01:40:12,239
- So you need money?
- Fucking hell!
1772
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,906
You know, jealousy
don't suit you, Nate.
1773
01:40:13,907 --> 01:40:16,492
Jeal... Are you
fucking kidding?!
1774
01:40:16,493 --> 01:40:18,869
Alright, yeah, I might
have close to fuck-all,
1775
01:40:18,870 --> 01:40:22,373
but you, you have
fucking nothing!
1776
01:40:22,374 --> 01:40:24,958
And this coming from you -
1777
01:40:24,959 --> 01:40:28,712
a nothing, nobody cunt!
1778
01:40:29,755 --> 01:40:32,131
You know the difference
between me and you, Nate?
1779
01:40:32,132 --> 01:40:34,424
It's not my money,
it's not your kid.
1780
01:40:34,425 --> 01:40:37,386
It's the fact that I
had the fucking balls
1781
01:40:37,387 --> 01:40:39,889
to make something of myself.
1782
01:40:50,482 --> 01:40:51,982
Yeah.
1783
01:40:51,983 --> 01:40:54,317
You bought a ticket
to the dream,
1784
01:40:54,318 --> 01:40:57,280
and the dream came true, and...
1785
01:40:58,239 --> 01:41:00,574
Yeah, fuck it, I am,
I'm jealous of that.
1786
01:41:01,617 --> 01:41:03,744
But you can keep
the fucking rest.
1787
01:41:22,093 --> 01:41:23,677
Nate! Nate!
1788
01:41:24,929 --> 01:41:26,763
Nate!
1789
01:41:26,764 --> 01:41:29,516
Fuck!
1790
01:41:29,517 --> 01:41:31,935
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1791
01:41:36,147 --> 01:41:41,193
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea
1792
01:41:41,194 --> 01:41:45,281
♪ Somewhere waiting for me
1793
01:41:46,324 --> 01:41:51,660
♪ My lover stands
on golden sands ♪
1794
01:41:51,661 --> 01:41:57,709
♪ And watches the
ships that go sailing ♪
1795
01:42:00,377 --> 01:42:03,004
And the crowd goes mild!
1796
01:42:05,716 --> 01:42:07,467
Time to get ready, youth.
1797
01:42:08,551 --> 01:42:10,720
Going by helicopter and all.
1798
01:42:13,473 --> 01:42:14,974
Youth?
1799
01:42:17,309 --> 01:42:20,104
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1800
01:42:29,653 --> 01:42:30,738
Oh, shit.
1801
01:42:37,870 --> 01:42:39,370
Youth!
1802
01:42:45,251 --> 01:42:48,879
You bastard! I
thought you'd passed out.
1803
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:54,049
I have waited my whole
life for you to step up.
1804
01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:58,512
And all it took
was booking the biggest concert
1805
01:42:58,513 --> 01:43:00,180
in British history.
1806
01:43:00,181 --> 01:43:02,349
What are you going on about?
1807
01:43:02,350 --> 01:43:03,892
When you left us...
1808
01:43:03,893 --> 01:43:05,518
Where's all this coming from?
1809
01:43:05,519 --> 01:43:11,358
All those years, I thought
he's just sorting himself out.
1810
01:43:12,358 --> 01:43:17,529
He'll miss me so much
and he'll come back.
1811
01:43:17,530 --> 01:43:19,406
Yeah, and I did.
1812
01:43:19,407 --> 01:43:20,866
Yeah.
1813
01:43:22,660 --> 01:43:24,619
'Cause Nan made you.
1814
01:43:28,540 --> 01:43:30,957
I didn't leave you with
nothing, though, did I?
1815
01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:33,334
Where do you think
your talent comes from?
1816
01:43:33,335 --> 01:43:34,585
Jesus Christ.
1817
01:43:34,586 --> 01:43:36,337
You've forgotten how
fucking lucky you are,
1818
01:43:36,338 --> 01:43:37,797
that's your problem.
1819
01:43:37,798 --> 01:43:40,383
It's a privilege
to do what we do.
1820
01:43:42,427 --> 01:43:44,053
What we do?
1821
01:43:44,054 --> 01:43:46,471
You live in a caravan.
1822
01:43:46,472 --> 01:43:49,391
You perform to fifteen
fucking people a night.
1823
01:43:49,392 --> 01:43:51,976
And I love every second of it.
1824
01:43:51,977 --> 01:43:54,062
And I don't need pills
to get me through.
1825
01:43:54,063 --> 01:43:55,604
Fucking hell...
1826
01:43:55,605 --> 01:43:57,648
Sure, I'd give anything
to play to a big crowd.
1827
01:43:57,649 --> 01:43:59,274
Of course I would!
1828
01:43:59,275 --> 01:44:01,276
But if I only ever
played to one person
1829
01:44:01,277 --> 01:44:03,111
for the rest of my life,
1830
01:44:03,112 --> 01:44:05,823
I'd be happy giving them
everything I've got.
1831
01:44:07,616 --> 01:44:10,242
Unless that person
was me, though, right?
1832
01:44:10,243 --> 01:44:13,830
Really?! Who's been cheering
you on from the wings, hey?
1833
01:44:15,081 --> 01:44:18,792
Who was it who stopped ya
from ruining your career?
1834
01:44:18,793 --> 01:44:20,668
There wouldn't be
a Robbie Williams
1835
01:44:20,669 --> 01:44:22,879
if it wasn't for me.
1836
01:44:25,341 --> 01:44:28,426
You've always been there
for Robbie Williams, Dad.
1837
01:44:32,305 --> 01:44:34,932
Why couldn't you just
be there for Robert?
1838
01:44:45,024 --> 01:44:48,069
You off to watch
the football, then, yeah?
1839
01:44:49,904 --> 01:44:51,447
Nice one.
1840
01:44:53,073 --> 01:44:55,701
I'll see you in six years!
1841
01:44:57,870 --> 01:45:00,038
You don't have it.
1842
01:45:01,789 --> 01:45:04,666
That's why you never made it!
1843
01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:11,922
Not as a husband, not as
a father, not as anything!
1844
01:45:15,510 --> 01:45:19,347
Peter Conway doesn't
fucking have it!
1845
01:45:41,033 --> 01:45:44,036
Everything
has come down to this.
1846
01:45:46,079 --> 01:45:47,997
They've come for me.
1847
01:45:49,541 --> 01:45:51,959
And I'm going to die out there.
1848
01:45:54,503 --> 01:45:56,462
This is the end.
1849
01:46:40,336 --> 01:46:42,088
Light 'em up.
1850
01:46:58,561 --> 01:47:00,186
♪ Hell is gone and
heaven's here ♪
1851
01:47:00,187 --> 01:47:02,063
♪ There's nothing
left for you to fear ♪
1852
01:47:02,064 --> 01:47:04,732
♪ Shake your ass, come
over here, now scream ♪
1853
01:47:06,359 --> 01:47:09,903
♪ I'm a burning effigy of
everything I used to be ♪
1854
01:47:09,904 --> 01:47:12,697
♪ You're my rock of
empathy, my dear ♪
1855
01:47:12,698 --> 01:47:18,620
♪ So, come on, let
me entertain you ♪
1856
01:47:21,164 --> 01:47:26,711
♪ Let me entertain you
1857
01:47:29,380 --> 01:47:31,172
♪ Life's too short
for you to die ♪
1858
01:47:31,173 --> 01:47:33,132
♪ So grab yourself an alibi
1859
01:47:33,133 --> 01:47:35,761
♪ Heaven knows your
mother lied, mon Cher ♪
1860
01:47:36,845 --> 01:47:38,720
♪ Separate your
right from wrong ♪
1861
01:47:38,721 --> 01:47:40,514
♪ Come and sing a
different song ♪
1862
01:47:40,515 --> 01:47:43,475
♪ The kettle's on, so
don't be long, mon Cher ♪
1863
01:47:43,476 --> 01:47:44,934
♪ So, come on
1864
01:47:44,935 --> 01:47:50,149
♪ Let me entertain you
1865
01:47:52,526 --> 01:47:57,196
♪ Let me entertain you
1866
01:48:00,533 --> 01:48:02,324
Good evening, Knebworth.
1867
01:48:05,037 --> 01:48:07,038
My name is Robbie Williams.
1868
01:48:08,331 --> 01:48:10,457
This is my band.
1869
01:48:10,458 --> 01:48:14,044
And for the next two
hours, your arse is mine!
1870
01:48:15,379 --> 01:48:17,213
♪ Look me up in
the Yellow Pages ♪
1871
01:48:17,214 --> 01:48:19,257
♪ I will be your
rock of ages ♪
1872
01:48:19,258 --> 01:48:21,176
♪ See-through fads and
your crazy phases ♪
1873
01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:25,137
♪ Little Bo Peep
has lost his sheep ♪
1874
01:48:25,138 --> 01:48:26,805
♪ Popped a pill and
fell asleep... ♪
1875
01:48:26,806 --> 01:48:28,932
We're going to slaughter you.
1876
01:48:28,933 --> 01:48:31,059
You're fucking useless!
1877
01:48:31,060 --> 01:48:34,562
♪ Your mind gets burned with
the habits you've learned ♪
1878
01:48:34,563 --> 01:48:38,023
♪ But we're the generation
that's got to be heard ♪
1879
01:48:38,024 --> 01:48:39,983
♪ You're tired of
your teachers... ♪
1880
01:48:39,984 --> 01:48:43,111
You've got nowhere to go!
1881
01:48:43,112 --> 01:48:45,613
Do everyone a favour
and fucking end it!
1882
01:48:45,614 --> 01:48:50,242
- Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
- ♪ Let me entertain you
1883
01:48:53,663 --> 01:48:58,667
♪ Let me entertain you
1884
01:49:01,628 --> 01:49:04,214
There's only one way out!
1885
01:49:04,215 --> 01:49:06,382
You don't deserve
to fucking live.
1886
01:49:06,383 --> 01:49:07,842
You will never be enough!
1887
01:49:09,385 --> 01:49:12,972
♪ He may be good He
may be out of sight ♪
1888
01:49:12,973 --> 01:49:16,766
♪ But he can't be here
So come around tonight ♪
1889
01:49:16,767 --> 01:49:20,436
♪ Here is the place
where the feeling grows ♪
1890
01:49:20,437 --> 01:49:22,855
♪ You gotta get
high before you... ♪
1891
01:49:24,524 --> 01:49:28,862
♪ Let me entertain you -
1892
01:49:32,490 --> 01:49:37,244
♪ Let me entertain you
1893
01:49:40,288 --> 01:49:45,626
♪ Let me entertain you
1894
01:49:47,378 --> 01:49:48,378
♪ Come on, come on
1895
01:49:48,379 --> 01:49:49,754
♪ Come on, come on - Whoa!
1896
01:49:49,755 --> 01:49:51,506
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1897
01:49:51,507 --> 01:49:55,092
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1898
01:49:55,093 --> 01:49:57,177
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1899
01:49:57,178 --> 01:49:59,263
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1900
01:49:59,264 --> 01:50:01,931
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1901
01:50:03,225 --> 01:50:04,976
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1902
01:50:04,977 --> 01:50:06,560
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1903
01:50:06,561 --> 01:50:08,187
No, no, noooo!
1904
01:50:08,188 --> 01:50:09,938
Argh!
1905
01:50:28,665 --> 01:50:30,874
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1906
01:50:30,875 --> 01:50:32,876
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1907
01:50:32,877 --> 01:50:35,420
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1908
01:50:35,421 --> 01:50:37,922
♪ Come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪
1909
01:50:37,923 --> 01:50:39,882
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1910
01:50:39,883 --> 01:50:42,886
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1911
01:50:43,845 --> 01:50:46,013
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1912
01:50:46,014 --> 01:50:48,223
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1913
01:50:48,224 --> 01:50:51,644
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1914
01:50:54,855 --> 01:50:56,356
Argh!
1915
01:51:22,546 --> 01:51:26,300
♪ Send someone to love me
1916
01:51:29,511 --> 01:51:33,056
♪ I need to rest in arms
1917
01:51:39,061 --> 01:51:42,272
♪ Keep me safe from harm
1918
01:51:45,692 --> 01:51:47,861
♪ In pouring rain
1919
01:52:00,998 --> 01:52:03,333
♪ As my soul
1920
01:52:06,335 --> 01:52:09,505
♪ Heals the shame
1921
01:52:13,467 --> 01:52:19,347
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1922
01:52:23,809 --> 01:52:29,148
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1923
01:53:11,519 --> 01:53:15,063
♪ Send someone to love me
1924
01:53:15,064 --> 01:53:18,483
♪ I need to rest in arms
1925
01:53:19,443 --> 01:53:22,195
♪ Keep me safe from harm
1926
01:53:23,321 --> 01:53:26,240
♪ In pouring rain
1927
01:53:27,408 --> 01:53:30,202
♪ Give me endless summer
1928
01:53:31,244 --> 01:53:34,622
♪ Lord, I fear the cold
1929
01:53:35,707 --> 01:53:38,917
♪ Feel I'm getting old
1930
01:53:38,918 --> 01:53:41,921
♪ Before my time
1931
01:53:44,173 --> 01:53:47,467
♪ As my soul
1932
01:53:47,468 --> 01:53:49,970
♪ Heals the shame
1933
01:53:52,180 --> 01:53:57,852
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1934
01:53:59,729 --> 01:54:05,649
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1935
01:54:05,650 --> 01:54:07,486
I lost the house.
1936
01:54:08,528 --> 01:54:11,405
The worst thing was I
lost the ability to care.
1937
01:54:15,368 --> 01:54:17,370
You are next, if
you want to share.
1938
01:54:22,415 --> 01:54:24,751
I feel a bit stupid,
to be honest.
1939
01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:31,507
I'm just a chav that got
everything they ever wanted.
1940
01:54:34,301 --> 01:54:36,970
It's a bit fucking
embarrassing, to be frank.
1941
01:54:40,223 --> 01:54:42,892
I was taught that fame
would solve everything.
1942
01:54:45,561 --> 01:54:47,688
But fame's got
fuck-all to do with me.
1943
01:54:48,689 --> 01:54:51,607
It's about acting out
everyone else's fantasies.
1944
01:54:51,608 --> 01:54:55,986
The shagging, the boozing, the
showing your bollocks on TV
1945
01:54:55,987 --> 01:54:57,989
and people cheering you for it.
1946
01:54:59,115 --> 01:55:00,866
Fame looks good in a photo.
1947
01:55:04,495 --> 01:55:08,165
They say your life freezes
at the age you become famous.
1948
01:55:09,874 --> 01:55:11,834
So I am fifteen.
1949
01:55:14,045 --> 01:55:15,713
I'm stunted.
1950
01:55:17,464 --> 01:55:19,341
I'm unevolved.
1951
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:24,428
And that's why I'm always
like, "Oh, it's okay."
1952
01:55:24,429 --> 01:55:26,806
"I think I'm a cunt.
I'm fine with it."
1953
01:55:26,807 --> 01:55:29,225
So I get in there before you do.
1954
01:55:31,811 --> 01:55:34,897
And I fucking hate
myself for it.
1955
01:55:40,569 --> 01:55:44,362
Sometimes it's a curse to
get everything we want.
1956
01:55:44,363 --> 01:55:46,698
Repairing close relationships
1957
01:55:46,699 --> 01:55:50,536
is a good first step
to repairing ourselves.
1958
01:56:03,630 --> 01:56:07,218
♪ Go easy on my conscience
1959
01:56:08,177 --> 01:56:10,846
♪ 'Cause it's not my fault
1960
01:56:12,013 --> 01:56:15,224
♪ I know I've been taught
1961
01:56:15,225 --> 01:56:18,227
♪ To take the blame
1962
01:56:35,743 --> 01:56:41,664
♪ As my soul heals the shame
1963
01:56:43,750 --> 01:56:49,213
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1964
01:56:50,965 --> 01:56:56,845
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1965
01:57:42,678 --> 01:57:48,307
♪ Give me endless summer
Lord, I fear the cold ♪
1966
01:57:50,810 --> 01:57:53,521
You did it. And
you deserve this.
1967
01:58:01,445 --> 01:58:06,739
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1968
01:58:06,740 --> 01:58:11,870
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1969
01:58:25,674 --> 01:58:31,011
♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can
1970
01:58:31,012 --> 01:58:33,473
♪ To be a better man
1971
01:58:37,352 --> 01:58:39,645
♪ To be a better man
1972
01:58:43,732 --> 01:58:48,193
♪ To be a better man
1973
01:58:58,871 --> 01:59:02,414
Good evening, folks.
Good evening, you slags.
1974
01:59:02,415 --> 01:59:04,166
No, good evening, folks.
1975
01:59:04,167 --> 01:59:07,168
So, who is Robbie Williams?
1976
01:59:07,169 --> 01:59:09,087
Well, I've been
called many things -
1977
01:59:09,088 --> 01:59:12,215
narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat.
1978
01:59:12,216 --> 01:59:14,175
But while I'm all those things,
1979
01:59:14,176 --> 01:59:17,219
I want to show you how
I really see myself.
1980
01:59:17,220 --> 01:59:19,680
So, sit back, relax,
1981
01:59:19,681 --> 01:59:23,393
while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
1982
01:59:26,437 --> 01:59:30,315
So, the story starts...
1983
02:00:05,514 --> 02:00:08,723
This is the last
song of the evening.
1984
02:00:10,768 --> 02:00:12,227
It's sadder than that.
1985
02:00:14,063 --> 02:00:16,022
It's much sadder than that.
1986
02:00:17,357 --> 02:00:19,692
Thank you for being a
wonderful audience tonight
1987
02:00:19,693 --> 02:00:21,902
and making my dream come true.
1988
02:00:26,449 --> 02:00:28,326
I want to thank my mum...
1989
02:00:29,493 --> 02:00:31,536
for being there
when I needed ya.
1990
02:00:33,080 --> 02:00:34,706
Always.
1991
02:00:34,707 --> 02:00:36,291
I love you.
1992
02:00:49,261 --> 02:00:50,554
You guessed it, folks!
1993
02:00:52,848 --> 02:00:56,558
♪ And now, the end is near
1994
02:00:56,559 --> 02:00:58,102
If you know the words, sing up.
1995
02:00:58,103 --> 02:00:59,728
If you don't, shut
up, it'll sound crap.
1996
02:01:01,230 --> 02:01:04,441
♪ ..The final curtain
1997
02:01:05,567 --> 02:01:10,863
♪ My friends, I'll
say it clear ♪
1998
02:01:10,864 --> 02:01:13,866
♪ And state my case
1999
02:01:13,867 --> 02:01:16,368
♪ On which I'm certain
2000
02:01:16,369 --> 02:01:17,744
I love you, Robbie!
2001
02:01:17,745 --> 02:01:22,875
♪ I've lived a
life that's full ♪
2002
02:01:23,876 --> 02:01:29,170
♪ I've travelled each
and every highway ♪
2003
02:01:29,171 --> 02:01:30,589
Come on.
2004
02:01:30,590 --> 02:01:33,299
♪ And more... Everybody!
2005
02:01:33,300 --> 02:01:35,676
♪ Much
more than this
2006
02:01:35,677 --> 02:01:41,557
♪ I did it my way
2007
02:01:43,351 --> 02:01:45,102
Now, I couldn't finish the show
2008
02:01:45,103 --> 02:01:47,312
without mentioning
someone else here tonight.
2009
02:01:48,648 --> 02:01:51,315
I share a lot of the same
mannerisms as this person.
2010
02:01:51,316 --> 02:01:53,735
People say I sing
a bit like him too.
2011
02:01:54,903 --> 02:01:56,529
He's made me who I am -
2012
02:01:56,530 --> 02:01:59,908
all the good things
and a touch of the bad.
2013
02:02:01,034 --> 02:02:03,243
And I wouldn't be
where I am without him.
2014
02:02:03,244 --> 02:02:05,704
We haven't performed
together for...
2015
02:02:06,872 --> 02:02:08,707
twenty five years.
2016
02:02:10,708 --> 02:02:13,502
But I've wanted to
every day since.
2017
02:02:13,503 --> 02:02:16,297
Please welcome to the stage...
2018
02:02:17,298 --> 02:02:18,464
my dad.
2019
02:02:38,984 --> 02:02:40,318
Thank you very much.
2020
02:02:40,319 --> 02:02:43,572
What do you think, youth,
shall we light 'em up?
2021
02:02:45,531 --> 02:02:47,366
Tell it like it is, Dad.
2022
02:02:50,203 --> 02:02:54,622
♪ Regrets, I've had a few
2023
02:02:54,623 --> 02:02:56,290
Me too.
2024
02:02:56,291 --> 02:02:58,792
♪ But then again
2025
02:02:58,793 --> 02:03:01,421
♪ Too few to mention
2026
02:03:02,797 --> 02:03:07,468
♪ I did what I had to do
2027
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:10,428
♪ And saw it through
2028
02:03:11,763 --> 02:03:14,683
♪ Without exemption
2029
02:03:15,809 --> 02:03:20,687
♪ I planned
each charted course ♪
2030
02:03:20,688 --> 02:03:24,357
♪ Each careful step
2031
02:03:24,358 --> 02:03:27,277
♪ Along the byway
2032
02:03:29,404 --> 02:03:31,864
- I'm sorry, Robert.
- I know, Dad.
2033
02:03:31,865 --> 02:03:34,157
You always had it, you know.
2034
02:03:34,158 --> 02:03:37,660
Now, look at you.
You're one of the gods.
2035
02:03:37,661 --> 02:03:39,996
♪ My way
2036
02:03:39,997 --> 02:03:43,665
♪ Yes, there were times ♪
2037
02:03:43,666 --> 02:03:46,128
♪ I'm sure you knew
2038
02:03:47,462 --> 02:03:52,049
♪ When I bit off more
than I could chew ♪
2039
02:03:53,384 --> 02:03:56,219
♪ And through it all
2040
02:03:56,220 --> 02:03:58,597
♪ When there was doubt
2041
02:03:59,598 --> 02:04:05,394
♪ I ate it up
and spit it out ♪
2042
02:04:05,395 --> 02:04:08,187
♪ I faced it all
2043
02:04:08,188 --> 02:04:10,900
♪ And I stood tall
2044
02:04:11,901 --> 02:04:17,821
♪ And did it my way
2045
02:04:35,588 --> 02:04:37,339
Peter Conway, everybody.
2046
02:04:38,675 --> 02:04:39,842
My dad!
2047
02:04:41,218 --> 02:04:43,052
Or at least that's
what Mum told us.
2048
02:04:43,053 --> 02:04:44,470
Oh, Robbie...
2049
02:04:44,471 --> 02:04:49,017
♪ I've loved I've
laughed and cried ♪
2050
02:04:50,351 --> 02:04:55,940
♪ I've had my fill
My share of losing ♪
2051
02:04:57,066 --> 02:04:59,901
♪ And now
2052
02:04:59,902 --> 02:05:03,654
♪ As tears subside
2053
02:05:03,655 --> 02:05:08,201
♪ I find it all so amusing
2054
02:05:09,827 --> 02:05:14,582
♪ To think I did all that
2055
02:05:15,583 --> 02:05:18,126
♪ And may I say
2056
02:05:19,127 --> 02:05:21,713
♪ Not in a shy way
2057
02:05:23,047 --> 02:05:27,508
♪ Oh, no Oh, no, not me ♪
2058
02:05:27,509 --> 02:05:33,473
♪ I did it my way
2059
02:05:33,474 --> 02:05:37,392
♪ For what is a man
2060
02:05:37,393 --> 02:05:39,854
♪ What has he got?
2061
02:05:40,855 --> 02:05:46,318
♪ If not himself,
then he has naught ♪
2062
02:05:47,444 --> 02:05:52,198
♪ To say the things
he truly feels ♪
2063
02:05:53,199 --> 02:05:56,784
♪ And not the words
2064
02:05:56,785 --> 02:06:00,037
♪ Of one who kneels
2065
02:06:00,038 --> 02:06:02,165
♪ Let the record show
2066
02:06:03,625 --> 02:06:06,044
♪ I took the blows
2067
02:06:07,712 --> 02:06:09,630
♪ And did it
2068
02:06:09,631 --> 02:06:13,216
♪ My
2069
02:06:13,217 --> 02:06:16,595
♪ Way
2070
02:06:28,063 --> 02:06:29,732
We love you!
2071
02:06:34,319 --> 02:06:40,074
Nan! This is your grandson
singing and I love you.
2072
02:06:43,202 --> 02:06:45,287
♪ I did it
2073
02:06:45,288 --> 02:06:49,498
♪ My
2074
02:06:49,499 --> 02:06:52,835
♪ Way
2075
02:06:59,216 --> 02:07:02,510
Who did I love when I was a kid?
2076
02:07:02,511 --> 02:07:05,930
I loved Frank Sinatra.
2077
02:07:05,931 --> 02:07:07,598
Come on!
2078
02:07:07,599 --> 02:07:10,226
And I loved my dad and
he's an entertainer.
2079
02:07:11,227 --> 02:07:14,813
Shit! That's who I am.
That feels good to me.
2080
02:07:14,814 --> 02:07:18,566
I want to make the
twelve-year-old at my nan's,
2081
02:07:18,567 --> 02:07:21,944
watching TV on a Saturday
night, feeling safe.
2082
02:07:21,945 --> 02:07:24,196
I wanted to make that
same twelve-year-old
2083
02:07:24,197 --> 02:07:25,824
feel safe onstage.
2084
02:07:28,534 --> 02:07:30,118
I'm a fucking entertainer.
2085
02:07:30,119 --> 02:07:32,954
It might be cabaret, but
it's world-class cabaret,
2086
02:07:32,955 --> 02:07:34,998
and I'm the fucking best at it.
2087
02:07:38,335 --> 02:07:39,502
Fuck yourselves!
2088
02:07:56,517 --> 02:08:00,145
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2089
02:08:00,146 --> 02:08:04,692
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2090
02:08:06,568 --> 02:08:10,071
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2091
02:08:10,405 --> 02:08:15,076
♪ I had to run I'm
not the only one ♪
2092
02:08:16,702 --> 02:08:19,787
♪ Why do you look
at me that way? ♪
2093
02:08:19,788 --> 02:08:22,665
♪ I'm not a problem
that needs solving ♪
2094
02:08:22,666 --> 02:08:25,377
♪ The truth is still evolving
2095
02:08:26,836 --> 02:08:30,005
♪ Life is the choices
that we make ♪
2096
02:08:30,006 --> 02:08:32,758
♪ We're the masters
of our own fate ♪
2097
02:08:32,759 --> 02:08:35,344
♪ The painter and the paint
2098
02:08:36,678 --> 02:08:41,265
♪ You need to lose your mind
2099
02:08:41,266 --> 02:08:46,436
♪ To get back to the light
2100
02:08:46,437 --> 02:08:48,814
♪ Sometimes
2101
02:08:49,982 --> 02:08:53,193
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2102
02:08:53,735 --> 02:08:58,490
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2103
02:08:59,949 --> 02:09:03,868
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2104
02:09:03,869 --> 02:09:08,666
♪ I had to run I'm
not the only one ♪
2105
02:09:10,125 --> 02:09:13,252
♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied
2106
02:09:13,253 --> 02:09:16,046
♪ I made a lot of
poor decisions ♪
2107
02:09:16,047 --> 02:09:19,133
♪ Yeah, I made
some revisions ♪
2108
02:09:20,384 --> 02:09:23,553
♪ And I'm still trying
to get it right ♪
2109
02:09:23,554 --> 02:09:28,474
♪ I'm a living contradiction
The cure and the affliction ♪
2110
02:09:29,851 --> 02:09:34,771
♪ You need to lose your mind
2111
02:09:34,772 --> 02:09:39,692
♪ To get back to the light
2112
02:09:39,693 --> 02:09:42,196
♪ Sometimes
2113
02:09:43,155 --> 02:09:46,700
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2114
02:09:46,908 --> 02:09:51,412
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2115
02:09:53,164 --> 02:09:56,709
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2116
02:09:57,125 --> 02:10:01,712
♪ I had to run I'm
not the only one ♪
2117
02:10:01,713 --> 02:10:06,092
♪ So do you love me now?
2118
02:10:07,218 --> 02:10:11,680
♪ Or did I let you down?
2119
02:10:12,181 --> 02:10:15,140
♪ You said you wanted
all my secrets ♪
2120
02:10:15,141 --> 02:10:17,559
♪ So I showed you
all my demons ♪
2121
02:10:17,560 --> 02:10:22,022
♪ Do you love me now?
2122
02:10:23,483 --> 02:10:26,861
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2123
02:10:27,361 --> 02:10:31,990
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2124
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:36,953
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2125
02:10:37,495 --> 02:10:42,958
♪ I had to run I'm
not the only one ♪