1 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,460 Excited and anxious I await my dream 2 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:11,300 To escape, applaud And embrace my team 3 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:14,100 Opening day I always can trust 4 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:17,821 It's just for this high That I crazily lust 5 00:01:18,141 --> 00:01:21,101 Return of our hero Does brighten the days 6 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:24,541 Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze 7 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:27,901 The grace from the field Arouses the crowd 8 00:01:28,101 --> 00:01:31,341 Reflects on the days When I was quite proud 9 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:34,422 I'm more entranced Than the average fan 10 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:38,262 I used to play, you see And I know I still can 11 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:41,222 That time I drove the ball With such loft 12 00:01:41,822 --> 00:01:45,942 My exit atop shoulders As they carried me off 13 00:01:46,302 --> 00:01:49,502 This pastime and I Just fade into one 14 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:53,302 Expanded upon From father and son 15 00:01:53,502 --> 00:01:56,023 My boy is young And awkward for now 16 00:01:56,503 --> 00:01:59,543 I just need the time And can show him how 17 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:03,783 I really am quite close Just a break away 18 00:02:04,143 --> 00:02:07,343 From straightening things out And being okay 19 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,663 I can help my team To regain its glory 20 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:14,904 With just a little twist To the same old story 21 00:02:15,864 --> 00:02:18,744 Players say now They play for themselves 22 00:02:19,024 --> 00:02:21,984 This causes a burning Within me that dwells 23 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:25,344 The fan is the one Who pays for the game 24 00:02:25,624 --> 00:02:29,464 Which bestows all the riches And welcomed fame 25 00:02:29,864 --> 00:02:32,824 The players will listen But really don't hear 26 00:02:33,145 --> 00:02:36,945 All the while just hiding Behind an invisible tear 27 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,305 I grow tired now of all this greed 28 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:44,145 And chart a course to set things free 29 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:27,587 We got our first caller. Is that Gil on the cellular? 30 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:29,507 Yes, sir, it sure is. 31 00:03:29,987 --> 00:03:33,628 - What's that I hear in the background? - That's my Giants watch. 32 00:03:34,028 --> 00:03:36,228 - I'm late for work. - Giants watch, great. 33 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,788 - What do you got for us, Gil? - It's just I'm really psyched. 34 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:42,268 Opening day's tomorrow. We're all psyched. 35 00:03:42,548 --> 00:03:45,628 This is different. I've been waiting a long time for this one. 36 00:03:45,828 --> 00:03:48,588 - What are you waiting for? - Bobby Rayburn. We got him. 37 00:03:48,788 --> 00:03:52,349 - We're going all the way this year. - What would you bet on that? 38 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:56,949 - I'd bet everything I own, that's for sure. - I like this guy. You think Rayburn's... 39 00:03:57,349 --> 00:04:00,309 ...worth the 40 mil, huh? -.310 lifetime batting average. 40 00:04:00,509 --> 00:04:02,589 He's worth twice that, three times that. 41 00:04:02,989 --> 00:04:07,029 I bet he'd love to hear you say that. Let's see if we can get him on the line. 42 00:04:07,229 --> 00:04:10,669 - You're gonna get him on the line? - "Yes. Hang on. Let's find Bobby." 43 00:04:11,029 --> 00:04:13,830 When we come back, we will be talking to Bobby Rayburn. 44 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:15,350 Great. 45 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:26,950 You got Bobby Rayburn on the line yet? 46 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:29,470 Who the fuck does this guy think he is? 47 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:33,111 - Three- time National League MVP? - That allows him to fuck up my show? 48 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:35,791 - "Hello, I got Rayburn on the line." - We got him! 49 00:04:36,191 --> 00:04:37,711 And go. 50 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:41,431 Welcome back, we're here with the hopes and dreams of all Giants fans. 51 00:04:41,831 --> 00:04:44,631 Ex-Brave centre fielder and league RBI champ... 52 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:48,631 ... four of the last five years, Local boy come home, Bobby Rayburn. 53 00:04:48,951 --> 00:04:51,792 - How you doing, Bobby? - Hey, Jewel, how you doing? 54 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,272 Good to be talking to you. I want to tell you, I love your show. 55 00:04:55,952 --> 00:04:57,832 - Thanks a lot. - Bobby, this is Bernie... 56 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,712 A lot of fans are on the line dying to talk to you. 57 00:05:00,912 --> 00:05:03,912 But first, how does it feel to be back in the Bay Area? 58 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:08,192 I'm telling you, it's great. I grew up here. The Giants are my homies. 59 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,913 That's good to hear. But let me ask you this: 60 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:13,873 You're famous for your dedication to perfection. 61 00:05:14,153 --> 00:05:16,473 You're one of the hardest-working players. 62 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,073 Don't forget "good-looking." 63 00:05:18,393 --> 00:05:19,993 But come on, now. Bobby, baby... 64 00:05:20,193 --> 00:05:23,473 ...do you honestly think you are worth 40 million simoleons? 65 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,153 He's one of the best ballplayers in the league. 66 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:30,354 I'm glad you asked me. I don't like to put a money value on a human being. 67 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:34,474 But I think I have given 100 percent to every franchise I've played with. 68 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:36,234 Attaway, Bobby! 69 00:05:36,394 --> 00:05:38,034 Thank you for not answering. 70 00:05:39,274 --> 00:05:40,914 - Better retreat. - She's a riot. 71 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:45,314 What about the fans? Won't all this money raise their expectations? 72 00:05:45,714 --> 00:05:50,315 I hope so. I consider myself a baseball fan first and a player second. 73 00:05:50,715 --> 00:05:53,395 And in the game of baseball, it's all about the fans. 74 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:57,035 - You tell them, Bob. - And the Juan Primo controversy? 75 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:59,155 Giants centre fielder since 1990. 76 00:05:59,435 --> 00:06:02,315 You come in, bump him to the left. Some people resent that. 77 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:05,075 - Bitch! - I don't think Primo's one of them. 78 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:06,915 You know, he's a team player. 79 00:06:07,115 --> 00:06:10,156 That makes him great. I look forward to playing with him. 80 00:06:10,556 --> 00:06:13,316 That's great, Bobby. Let's get back to our callers. Gil? 81 00:06:13,636 --> 00:06:16,876 - Yeah, am...? Am I on the air? - Yes, you are, Gil. 82 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:20,036 Jewel, why do you have to be so negative? 83 00:06:22,356 --> 00:06:24,356 Come on, I'm a sweetheart. 84 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:27,316 The guy's making a lot of money. Would you turn it down? 85 00:06:27,636 --> 00:06:29,157 You'd be nuts to turn them down. 86 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:31,557 Why be down on Rayburn because he's not nuts? 87 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:33,277 You got a point. I apologize. 88 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,077 - "Hey, Bobby, are you listening to me?" - I sure am! 89 00:06:36,357 --> 00:06:39,437 - Thanks for backing me up, man. - No problem. It's a pleasure. 90 00:06:39,597 --> 00:06:41,637 Just remember where you heard it first. 91 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:44,597 I played the game. I know what I'm talking about. 92 00:06:44,877 --> 00:06:46,237 Grew up on the Giants. 93 00:06:46,437 --> 00:06:49,198 My dad moved the family here when the Giants moved here. 94 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:52,078 I watched you ever since you hit the grand slam... 95 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:54,878 ...against South Bay in the '82 city championship. 96 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:59,758 That's when I saw you were somebody special, and you never let me down. 97 00:07:00,038 --> 00:07:02,998 When the two of you come together, Rayburn and the Giants... 98 00:07:03,198 --> 00:07:06,838 ...that's like a magical conjunction, like the alignment of the planets. 99 00:07:07,118 --> 00:07:09,919 You're gonna bring us all the way. Who said it first? 100 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:11,439 You did, Gil! You did! 101 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,319 - Attaway, Bobby! - We hope so. 102 00:07:14,599 --> 00:07:17,319 - Bobby, let's talk about your divorce. - Christ, look. 103 00:07:17,599 --> 00:07:21,239 I just got to the ballpark. I'm really sorry, but I gotta go. 104 00:07:21,519 --> 00:07:25,279 - Really enjoyed talking to you. - Anytime, Bobby. Good luckout there. 105 00:07:25,639 --> 00:07:26,879 We will be right back. 106 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,480 - I am so surprised he hung up. - Thank you. 107 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,080 Giants haven't had a one- two punch like this since Mays and McCovey. 108 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,000 Joining the list of bullshit excuses... 109 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,121 ...we've had a lot of whining... 110 00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:50,961 ...about product quality from certain members of our sales force. 111 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:54,041 Example: The two Jima line. 112 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:58,441 Gil, do you see any quality problems there? 113 00:07:58,841 --> 00:08:02,961 Blade's too thin, pommel's too light, and there's a half tang hidden in there. 114 00:08:03,641 --> 00:08:05,561 Maybe that's why you're not selling. 115 00:08:07,562 --> 00:08:09,282 Sweet. 116 00:08:10,442 --> 00:08:13,402 Somebody made a mistake, man. I wear number 11. 117 00:08:13,682 --> 00:08:17,322 - I'm sorry. I didn't know. - It's cool. Manny, just handle it. 118 00:08:19,242 --> 00:08:21,642 Me? I think this knife's an asskicker. 119 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:31,723 This door, on the other hand, comes off a foreign car. 120 00:08:32,123 --> 00:08:33,723 Well, need I say more? 121 00:08:35,283 --> 00:08:38,443 - Why are you guys still here? - There's been a glitch, okay? 122 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,563 - I'm working on it. - What's a "glitch"? 123 00:08:40,843 --> 00:08:44,203 A detail that hasn't been worked out. Permutation that happens in... 124 00:08:44,563 --> 00:08:46,124 What? With my number? 125 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:48,524 - Yeah, with your number. - No, no, no. 126 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:50,524 Manny, you know I wear number 11. 127 00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:53,124 - Of course. - So there shouldn't be any problem. 128 00:08:53,404 --> 00:08:55,804 It is a problem. Primo wears 11. 129 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:05,404 Tickets in yet? 130 00:09:05,685 --> 00:09:07,965 Tickets? What tickets? 131 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:10,965 - Opening day. - You got other things to worry about. 132 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:15,845 I'll let you in on a little secret, Gil. You came this close to kissing pavement. 133 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,965 - How about that close? - Yeah. 134 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:21,325 Management had you on the list. I talked them out of it. 135 00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:23,245 Don't make me regret it. 136 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:26,486 - Thanks, master. - Okay, fuck it. 137 00:09:26,886 --> 00:09:29,166 I'm not playing with number 33. You understand? 138 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:31,686 I know. Just be cool. Let me take care of it. 139 00:09:31,966 --> 00:09:34,646 Three times 11 is 33. You may play three- times better. 140 00:09:34,926 --> 00:09:36,766 Thanks. I'll talk to you in a minute. 141 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:39,806 Jesus was 33 when he died. People still talk about him. 142 00:09:40,006 --> 00:09:42,326 - Give me my number. - Think about it, seriously. 143 00:09:42,806 --> 00:09:44,126 Should I fire him? 144 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:47,607 I should fire him, huh? I should fire his butt. 145 00:09:50,087 --> 00:09:51,247 Good form. 146 00:09:51,327 --> 00:09:53,927 Seriously. I promised those tickets to my clients. 147 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,327 Don't make me look like an asshole. Please. 148 00:09:56,527 --> 00:09:59,207 - I do have a reputation to uphold. - A reputa... 149 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,967 Jesus-fucking"..." 150 00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:06,488 Nobody cares. You're stuck in a time warp with your head up your ass. 151 00:10:06,768 --> 00:10:11,488 - Why, because I don't wanna sell crap? - We are not dedicated to perfection! 152 00:10:11,848 --> 00:10:14,448 People don't want quality. They want cheap product. 153 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:18,768 When that fucks up, they want to replace it, so that's what we give them. 154 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:28,849 You got till the end of the month, Gil. 155 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:31,729 Look... 156 00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:35,649 ...McKinley and Everest is our biggest account. You better close on it. 157 00:10:37,369 --> 00:10:39,369 Bring in the fucking numbers. 158 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:42,729 Asshole. 159 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:49,530 Sid, what was the missing link on your ball club last season? 160 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:53,970 We'd have made the playoffs if Rayburn hadn't hit that three- run shot in Atlanta. 161 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,810 Everybody said, "Why don't we have a slugger like that?" Now we do. 162 00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:01,170 - Bobby, a picture? - Why don't we take one with Primo. 163 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,731 - Sounds good. - Keep smiling. 164 00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:05,651 Keep fucking smiling. 165 00:11:07,211 --> 00:11:10,731 - I hope you like it in centre field. - Yeah, I hope you like it in left. 166 00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:17,171 No more questions. 167 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:22,931 2.5 million signing bonus. Half this year and half the next. Yeah. 168 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:27,052 Well, well, if it isn't Jewel, my favourite token female sports reporter. 169 00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:30,412 - Blow me, Manny. - I would, but you haven't had your shots. 170 00:11:30,612 --> 00:11:33,372 There were also bonuses based on winning the MVP... 171 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,692 I want an interview with Rayburn, Manny. 172 00:11:36,452 --> 00:11:39,132 Are we talking about "the overpaid, overrated SOB... 173 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,252 ...with the pending divorce Rayburn? 174 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:44,973 - I call them as I see them. - Well, you've been crossed off the list. 175 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:48,133 - I knew you'd understand. - Deferred payments starting 2007. 176 00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:53,613 Cut the crap. Are you saying there's no way to get your boy to talk to me? 177 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,413 Is that what you're saying? He's gotta talk to me. 178 00:11:56,773 --> 00:12:00,253 I'm saying he'd rather nail his penis to a burning building. 179 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:04,254 - I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her. 180 00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:06,174 Checkout this puppy. 181 00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:08,294 The walk and the talk. 182 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,054 How's it walk? How's it talk? This is the one. 183 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:14,734 Are you happy with your current supplier? 184 00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:19,414 Any more of these demonstrations, I'll have to start shaving my legs. 185 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,534 Renard & Garrity hunting supplies. 186 00:12:22,015 --> 00:12:25,455 The big motherfucker, the little motherfucker. Which do you want? 187 00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:29,695 Any more demos, I'll have to start shaving the hairs on my ass. 188 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:33,815 As you can see, the performance on this baby is really something. 189 00:12:42,736 --> 00:12:43,856 "Knife doing business. 190 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,456 Come on, bring it, baby. Bring it. 191 00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:57,296 - Jesus Christ. - Poetry in motion, baby. 192 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,137 - Two behind home plate? - I'm your man. 193 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,657 Two hundred dollars each. 194 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,777 - Two hundred apiece? - Two hundred. 195 00:13:11,977 --> 00:13:16,777 - That's a lot. How about 125? - Fuck 125. This is opening day here. 196 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:20,697 - Two hundred, goddamn it. Jesus. - Okay, okay, okay. 197 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,738 Now you want the tickets, huh? 198 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:30,018 Anytime I can do you more fucking favours, you just let me know, all right? 199 00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:33,538 You in a coma or what, buddy? Get the fuckout of here. 200 00:13:34,498 --> 00:13:36,898 - Know what bugs me about you guys? - Like I care. 201 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:38,938 You don't even care about the game. 202 00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:43,899 You ebony god, you prince of darkness, you Othellian Moor, you black man! 203 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:47,459 You look good out there! You look good. I bet we hit.400 this year. 204 00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:51,299 - Come on, don't jinx me. - I'm sorry, man. I get emotional, crazy. 205 00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:54,379 All right, so tell me, what we got? 206 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:58,499 Spalding wants you to sign their balls. We got that Wish Upon a Star routine: 207 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:02,820 Sick kid wants to shake hands with great ballplayer. You'll have to do. 208 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:07,300 What do you think? Maybe I should bring a ball for the sick kid. 209 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,180 No, I think a bat would be much nicer. 210 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,060 All right, here. Give him a bat. 211 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,380 You know it's not a good time for this. 212 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:20,461 - What's the gentleman's name again? - His name's Stanley. Stanley Jackson. 213 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,541 Thank you, Michelle. 214 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,861 Stanley, Gil Renard. Renard & Garrity hunting supplies. 215 00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:36,101 - How do you do? - How you doing? 216 00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:38,021 Here's my card. 217 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:43,382 Are you happy with your current supplier? 218 00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:46,062 - I sure am. - Well, then let me just... 219 00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:50,742 If you could give me three minutes of your time, I will prove to you... 220 00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:52,382 - Can I demonstrate? - Sure. 221 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,302 If I can just prove to you... 222 00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:59,503 ...we're superior in quality because of our fit, hand-sharpening, polishing... 223 00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,143 ...and strength. 224 00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:06,663 These features, combined with our low prices, our superior terms... 225 00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,943 ...make us one of the most sought-after competitors around. 226 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,303 - That's why I'd... - We signed an exclusive with Gerber. 227 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,303 They got the whole chain sewed up. 228 00:15:15,703 --> 00:15:18,584 We can't pass wind in a tent without going through them. 229 00:15:18,944 --> 00:15:20,304 Sorry to hear that. 230 00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:25,184 - Do you have the Little Pecker? - Yes, I do. 231 00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:29,984 - You really are on the cutting edge. - Yeah. 232 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,384 I'm sorry we can't do business. 233 00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,664 Well, you're sure I can't interest you in this? 234 00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:40,265 You got any kayaks? 235 00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:44,385 You gotta be out of your mind. Kayaks? 236 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,945 I could use kayaks. 237 00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:51,385 Stanley, what the fuck do kayaks have to do with knives? 238 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,185 Never mind. 239 00:15:53,465 --> 00:15:56,745 You fucking asshole. Kayaks? When I'm asking you about knives? 240 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:59,426 Yeah. I understand, sir. Thank you for coming in. 241 00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:03,546 How about you get some kayaks and stick them up your fucking ass, moron. 242 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:05,586 Your stopwatch. 243 00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:15,266 Hey, thanks a lot for coming. Nice to meet you. 244 00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:18,227 Look. We got the same hairdo. 245 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,587 You sick too? 246 00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:24,747 Hey, slugger, come on, shake his hand. 247 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:30,027 How you doing, man? You hanging in there? What's your name? 248 00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:32,227 Sean. 249 00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:34,227 Sean? 250 00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:36,547 Sean. 251 00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:40,588 Wow, what a coincidence. That's my son's name too. 252 00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:44,708 Look, I have a present for you. 253 00:16:45,468 --> 00:16:46,828 There you go. 254 00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,908 Maybe it'll make you feel better. 255 00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:51,908 Bobby Rayburn. 256 00:16:56,028 --> 00:16:57,629 Tomorrow... 257 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,509 ...hit a home run for me. 258 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,389 - Please? - I'll try. 259 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,989 They said "sick," not "dying in front of our eyes." How'd I know? 260 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:15,309 As if I don't have enough to worry about. I get a poor kid on his deathbed. 261 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,230 - Oh, please. - The kid was dying! 262 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:20,550 He has my son's name. I mean, what kind of shit is that? 263 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,470 Lucky tie, lucky guy. 264 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,470 McKinley- Everest. 265 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,591 Okay, thank you. 266 00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,271 Hi. 267 00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:43,791 - Angie, you're looking as lovely as ever. - He's gone. 268 00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:47,911 - We had an appointment at 4. - Yeah, it's 4: 11. 269 00:17:48,391 --> 00:17:51,751 My watch is slow, I guess. When will he be back? 270 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,991 He's gone for the day. But you can see him tomorrow at 2:30. 271 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,752 Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow"..." 272 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,712 Let's s"ee." 273 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,552 See if there's anything... 274 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,433 I would prefer the morning. 275 00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,553 But how about late in the day? 276 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,833 I'm sorry. 277 00:18:20,113 --> 00:18:22,713 Tomorrow at 3, he's off to Chicago for three weeks. 278 00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,513 Well, that's a problem. 279 00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:28,473 It's my son. I want to take him to opening day. 280 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,913 You know, myself as a father, I'm a real cutup. 281 00:18:32,393 --> 00:18:33,953 I'm gonna get to the point. 282 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,914 I'm trying to be a hero to my son... 283 00:18:37,314 --> 00:18:41,234 ...so if he could make it any other time, it would really, really help me. 284 00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:43,514 Just an hour later... 285 00:18:43,714 --> 00:18:45,274 ...so I could fit the game in. 286 00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:49,274 - Excuse me. McKinley- Everest. - Any other time at all? Anything? 287 00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:52,074 - Okay, thank you. - It would be a big help to me. 288 00:18:52,354 --> 00:18:53,594 Like, an hour later. 289 00:18:53,714 --> 00:18:57,235 I'm afraid I really can't help you. He's got such a crazy schedule. 290 00:18:58,395 --> 00:18:59,755 Okey- dokey. 291 00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:05,875 Drop your cock and grab your socks. Big day today. You excited? 292 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,795 Yeah, I'm up. 293 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:11,235 Manny, Manny, talk to me, man. Make me happy. 294 00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,915 Wish I could. I just talked to Primo's people. 295 00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:16,516 - They want 500 grand. - Five hundred? For what? 296 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:20,436 Exactly. Exactly. That's 250 G's a digit. 297 00:19:20,756 --> 00:19:22,956 Man, come on! What is this boy smoking? 298 00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:26,876 I tried to haggle them down. The kid says it's his lucky number. 299 00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:30,916 Shit. Ain't that much luck in the world. He's lucky to be in the country. 300 00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:33,396 I hear you. Look, it's your call. 301 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,197 You want me to go back, or are you happy with 33? 302 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:38,757 - Man, it's just a number, right? - That's right. 303 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,637 I'll pick you up. While you do her, thinkof me. 304 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:44,237 - That's a real short thought. - I love you too. 305 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,557 - No, you don't. - I'll catch you later. 306 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,557 Yeah. 307 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:02,478 Hey, Gil. 308 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,958 Hey, Ted. 309 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,638 Lose your job? 310 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:10,918 - It's my day off. And it's "Tim." - Tim. Sorry. 311 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,479 - You remember Mike and Linda? - Hey, Gil. 312 00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:15,519 - Hi, Gil. - Hi. 313 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:19,439 - You're late. What a surprise. - Traffic. You know, traffic? 314 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,839 How original. 315 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:24,239 - Hi, Dad. - How you doing? 316 00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:26,919 - Good. - Ready for the game? 317 00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:30,679 - What time will he be home? - Depends on the game. Right, slugger? 318 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:34,000 6:05. He's not home, I call the cops. 319 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,480 I'm against this. I wanna make that real clear to you. 320 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,720 - He's my kid too. - Yeah? 321 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,520 Give me kisses. I love you. 322 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,560 - Bye. - For the record, so everybody knows... 323 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,120 ...don't make him do things he doesn't want to. 324 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,201 I don't. Do I make you do things you don't want to do? 325 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,401 - No. - Okay? 326 00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:58,361 Six o'clock, Gil. 327 00:21:00,881 --> 00:21:02,601 Hey, Ted. 328 00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,241 See you. 329 00:21:22,922 --> 00:21:25,802 I remember when Mick recorded this, February '78. 330 00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:28,122 What? 331 00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:33,003 I remember when Mick recorded this in '78. We had a wild party afterwards. 332 00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:35,803 Jason Pelligrini's dad says Mick Jagger's gay. 333 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:39,603 Yeah? Well, Jason Pelligrini's dad takes it up the ass. 334 00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:47,963 - Tryouts are next week. - Tryouts are next week? 335 00:21:48,723 --> 00:21:50,163 Your mother didn't tell me. 336 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:54,004 Jason Pelligrini said his dad's gonna pick me if I'm still available. 337 00:21:54,404 --> 00:21:57,364 You'll make it. Positive things happen to positive thinkers. 338 00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:05,884 Tell me, what do you gotta do? What are the three whats you gotta be? 339 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,164 - I don't want to do this, Dad. - At bat, come on. 340 00:22:09,444 --> 00:22:12,125 - Keep the bat low. - No, keep it high, high. 341 00:22:12,405 --> 00:22:14,805 - When you move your feet? - Step on the eggshell... 342 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,685 ...and squash the bug. - Attaboy. That's perfect. 343 00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:21,645 That's what Coop used to say. I told you about what Coop said, right? 344 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:25,765 - Your old catcher, right? - One of the finest athletes I ever knew. 345 00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:33,126 Where'd you get that glove? 346 00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:35,446 Tim gave it to me. 347 00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:37,446 Piece of shit. 348 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,967 Opening day at Candlestick Park, 1996. 349 00:22:58,247 --> 00:23:00,167 What's not to love about opening day? 350 00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:04,127 Fathers sneaking away from work, and kids playing hooky from school. 351 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:07,287 For at least one day, everybody is in first place. 352 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,648 Opening day is what baseball's about. How exciting is it... 353 00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:13,208 ...for Giants fans with Rayburn coming hom"e..." 354 00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:15,928 ... after leading the Braves to a championship? 355 00:23:28,968 --> 00:23:31,449 Did you see that? See the way he moved his legs? 356 00:23:31,729 --> 00:23:33,569 - Can I have a hot dog? - A what? 357 00:23:33,849 --> 00:23:35,369 Can I have a hot dog? 358 00:23:36,329 --> 00:23:37,569 You're in my seat. 359 00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:40,649 If it isn't the ubiquitous queen of AM radio herself. 360 00:23:40,929 --> 00:23:43,169 Good morning, my sweet angel, darling, baby. 361 00:23:43,449 --> 00:23:44,689 Oh, yeah, whatever. 362 00:23:44,889 --> 00:23:48,249 Manny, come on, don't dick me around. It's an important piece, okay? 363 00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:52,170 There's somebody there behind that killer smile. I promis"e..." 364 00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:54,930 ...I will not hurt your boy. I want Bobby Rayburn. 365 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,050 Bernie, correct me if I'm wrong... 366 00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:01,090 ...but isn't she the ball-buster who had the temerity to ask my client... 367 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:03,370 ...if he was honestly worth 40 million? 368 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:05,290 - Am I a ball-buster? - Yeah. 369 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:07,330 Thank you. 370 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:10,091 - Whose is this? - It's mine. I spit in it. 371 00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:17,571 I thought your mother confiscated that. 372 00:24:17,851 --> 00:24:19,491 She did. 373 00:25:01,213 --> 00:25:02,453 Play ball! 374 00:25:10,254 --> 00:25:12,454 Yeah, attaway! 375 00:25:23,094 --> 00:25:24,614 Strike. 376 00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:28,535 What are you doing? You missed it. Hawkins struck him out. 377 00:25:28,855 --> 00:25:30,855 - Pay attention. - I'm sorry, Dad. 378 00:25:32,015 --> 00:25:34,015 Blaze winds, and the pitch to Pryor... 379 00:25:34,215 --> 00:25:36,415 ...swung on and driven deep towards the gap. 380 00:25:36,695 --> 00:25:38,135 He crushed it! 381 00:25:39,975 --> 00:25:42,655 - Watch, watch, watch. - What? 382 00:25:43,535 --> 00:25:44,855 I got it! 383 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,536 I got it! 384 00:25:47,816 --> 00:25:50,616 Primo and Rayburn giving chase. They converge and"..." 385 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,736 Lookout! 386 00:25:58,376 --> 00:25:59,816 Centre field makes the calls. 387 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:08,817 Fundamental of baseball, centre field makes the calls. 388 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:10,377 Pay attention. 389 00:26:11,897 --> 00:26:14,017 Well, a scary moment on day one. 390 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:18,137 I'll tell you, Rayburn's slow getting up. And Primo's still slow getting up. 391 00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:21,097 There's $40 million out there in centre field, Steve. 392 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,337 Hope the Giants have collision coverage. 393 00:26:23,697 --> 00:26:26,298 This will help relieve the pain. 394 00:26:27,818 --> 00:26:30,698 - Doc, is the rib bruised or fractured? - Neither. 395 00:26:31,098 --> 00:26:34,338 Bobby, what are you doing? We got 161 games to go out there. 396 00:26:34,618 --> 00:26:36,458 Could you excuse me for a minute? 397 00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:39,418 Thank you. You just signed a $40 million contract. 398 00:26:39,738 --> 00:26:42,298 Hurt yourself, you'll be batting .100 by month's end. 399 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,898 The media'll turn on you faster than the fans. 400 00:26:45,579 --> 00:26:47,779 - Listen, you gotta come out. - I can't. 401 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:49,699 I gotta be Babe- fucking-Ruth. 402 00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:52,179 It's William-fucking-Bendix. Get it right. 403 00:26:59,579 --> 00:27:00,899 - You having fun? - Yeah. 404 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:05,980 I'm just gonna make some phone calls. Okay? Just business calls. I'll be back. 405 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,220 - Go? - Just downstairs for a minute. 406 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,100 Mom said we have to be home by 6, or she'll be upset. 407 00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:14,740 Forget about your mother. 408 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,741 I got it! 409 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:45,222 The wind took it. The wind took it. Kid was lucky. 410 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,062 Kid was lucky. 411 00:27:47,822 --> 00:27:49,062 Wind took it. 412 00:27:49,742 --> 00:27:52,782 - You stepped on me. - Don't worry. We'll get one next time. 413 00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:56,622 Okay, I gotta go, all right? I'll be back. 414 00:27:59,502 --> 00:28:02,022 - You don't have to pee or anything? - No. 415 00:28:12,743 --> 00:28:14,183 What happened? 416 00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:17,823 Lanz hit one to right. Bases loaded. Come on, grand slam! 417 00:28:18,103 --> 00:28:21,303 Don't get greedy, son. What we need now is a sacrifice. 418 00:28:21,663 --> 00:28:25,024 A winning team knows how to manufacture runs. Coop taught me that. 419 00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:28,464 Know why he said the most beautiful play is a sacrifice fly? 420 00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:32,104 - You sacrifice for the team? - And doesn't bring down your average. 421 00:28:32,424 --> 00:28:34,904 That's why baseball's better than life. It's fair. 422 00:28:35,304 --> 00:28:36,544 Tell me what happens. 423 00:28:36,744 --> 00:28:39,224 Now batting, number 33... 424 00:28:39,504 --> 00:28:41,624 ... Bobby Rayburn. 425 00:28:43,064 --> 00:28:44,585 Come on, Bobby! 426 00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:56,865 Attaway, Bobby! 427 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:18,146 Rayburn look a little stiff to you? 428 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:21,146 I can't believe they left him in after that collision. 429 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,667 Right. That's all we need, our $40 million man on the DL. 430 00:29:32,347 --> 00:29:34,947 He's playing hurt. That's a man showing his mettle. 431 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:40,027 Putting the team first. Remember, last year he hit.314 against lefties. 432 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,108 Yo, Bobby! 433 00:29:50,308 --> 00:29:53,348 - Time! - Oh, fuck. 434 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:56,148 Come on, let's play some fucking baseball! 435 00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:24,030 All right, Bobby, let's go! 436 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,070 Play! 437 00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:35,350 All right, Bobby! 438 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,350 - Go for it, Bobby! - Go, Bobby! 439 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,150 Bobby! 440 00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:44,111 Hey, buddy... 441 00:30:44,391 --> 00:30:46,591 ...you wanna sit down? Trying to see here. 442 00:30:46,871 --> 00:30:48,391 Go, Bobby! 443 00:31:07,392 --> 00:31:10,952 Come on! Let's go with the fucking game! Shit! 444 00:31:14,392 --> 00:31:15,632 Strike! 445 00:31:16,032 --> 00:31:19,752 Are you out of your mind, ump? Are you out of your fucking mind? 446 00:31:20,152 --> 00:31:22,273 - Hey, sit down. - Take your hands off me. 447 00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:23,993 - Stop pushing, man! - Just ask. 448 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:28,193 - Why the fuck you pushing? I'm asking. - Both of you, down in front! 449 00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:32,033 - Fuck you! - Down in front! Now! 450 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:43,194 Let's play some fucking ball! You all right? 451 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,154 What's your fucking problem? 452 00:31:49,234 --> 00:31:50,554 You old busybody! 453 00:31:51,514 --> 00:31:54,114 I gotta go, okay? I'll be back. 454 00:31:54,674 --> 00:31:56,234 Fuck you! 455 00:32:45,517 --> 00:32:47,037 Oh, fuck. 456 00:32:51,277 --> 00:32:52,917 Get out of here. 457 00:32:54,717 --> 00:32:58,157 So could you just send me over the stats? Yes. 458 00:32:58,558 --> 00:33:00,278 Okay. Thank you very much. 459 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,078 I'm sorry I'm late. Your hair looks nice. 460 00:33:03,278 --> 00:33:06,718 - I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid he left. - He left. 461 00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:08,718 - For the ball game. - What? 462 00:33:08,918 --> 00:33:10,358 Yes, for the ball game. 463 00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:13,318 - I thought he had a plane to catch. - Plans changed. 464 00:33:16,318 --> 00:33:18,519 But he did leave you this note. 465 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:25,239 - He didn't draw a smiley face, did he? - What? 466 00:33:25,399 --> 00:33:28,959 The previous assistant got him in the habit of drawing a smiley fac"e..." 467 00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:33,839 ...instead of "sincerely," and I keep telling him it's not always appropriate. 468 00:33:35,119 --> 00:33:37,199 No, it's perfectly appropriate. 469 00:33:58,401 --> 00:34:00,601 Now batting, number 10, Brad Tjader. 470 00:34:13,281 --> 00:34:15,001 Hey, congratulations, fellas. 471 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,562 Hey, Babe- fucking-Ruth. 472 00:34:18,842 --> 00:34:20,962 - William-fucking-Bendix. - That's right. 473 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,242 So did the kid see his home run? 474 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:25,162 The kid didn't even see it. 475 00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:28,522 He slipped into a coma, and he never pulled out. I'm sorry. 476 00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:31,682 - How come you didn't tell me? - Like you take bad news well. 477 00:34:32,082 --> 00:34:36,082 What am I supposed to say? "Great news, the kid didn't make it." 478 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:40,043 That's all right, man. Enough of these hospital gigs. 479 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:43,003 They're off the list. You know what the bright side is? 480 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:45,683 You knocked the cover off the ball. You're back. 481 00:34:45,963 --> 00:34:47,883 The hell I did. It was a fluke. 482 00:34:48,363 --> 00:34:50,003 I never even saw the pitch. 483 00:34:54,043 --> 00:34:56,124 Let go, Tim. 484 00:34:59,004 --> 00:35:00,924 - What do you want? - How is he? He okay? 485 00:35:01,244 --> 00:35:04,004 He's not. He's crying his eyes out. What do you think? 486 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:06,484 - Come on, don't start. - Don't you start. 487 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:09,004 You violated your agreement. I called my lawyer. 488 00:35:09,364 --> 00:35:11,004 I'm getting a restraining order. 489 00:35:11,204 --> 00:35:13,484 - Don't start. - No, don't you start. Go away. 490 00:35:13,884 --> 00:35:16,965 - I've had it. I don't care what you want. - Let me see him. 491 00:35:17,165 --> 00:35:20,125 You had to bring him home? What is wrong with you? 492 00:35:20,405 --> 00:35:24,045 - I want you out. Tim, call the cops. - I'm gonna explain to him. 493 00:35:24,725 --> 00:35:27,125 - Come on, everything's okay. - You bastard. 494 00:35:27,485 --> 00:35:30,845 You motherfucker! You cocksuck...! 495 00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:33,165 - Hey. - Tim! 496 00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:37,686 Tim, call the cops. He fucking hit me! 497 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,126 Hey. Hey, slugger. 498 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:44,286 Slugger, I'm sorry. You forgive me? 499 00:35:44,966 --> 00:35:46,606 - Hey. - You left me. 500 00:35:46,886 --> 00:35:49,006 I know, I screwed up. I'm sorry. 501 00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,046 - You forgive Dad? - Mom's got a terrible headache. 502 00:35:52,326 --> 00:35:54,726 Well, that's called a migraine. She'll live. 503 00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:58,087 Look what I got for you. I got your favourite pizza. 504 00:36:01,087 --> 00:36:03,007 Gil, open the door! 505 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:09,327 - Gil, open the door. - It's got pepperoni and mushroom. 506 00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:12,487 - I don't like mushrooms. - You can pick them off. 507 00:36:13,527 --> 00:36:18,248 Is it true, if Mom marries Tim, I'm not gonna be a Renard anymore? 508 00:36:21,128 --> 00:36:23,408 - Gil, open the door. - It's open! 509 00:36:23,608 --> 00:36:25,608 - It's locked. - It's open. 510 00:36:25,928 --> 00:36:29,168 It's locked, Gil. Open the door now. I'm calling the police. 511 00:36:30,128 --> 00:36:32,608 You still worried about the tryouts? 512 00:36:32,808 --> 00:36:35,489 I don't know. Think I'll make the majors? 513 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,369 Of course you'll make it. Remember what I said. 514 00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:42,009 Positive things happen to positive thinkers. Who said that? 515 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,009 - Coop. - Damn straight. 516 00:36:45,489 --> 00:36:48,169 He was the greatest player I ever played with. 517 00:36:49,129 --> 00:36:51,049 Gil, unlock the door. 518 00:36:51,249 --> 00:36:52,489 Got you a Coke. 519 00:36:53,329 --> 00:36:55,530 Call the cops. 520 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:58,330 Didn't you hear me? Call the cops! 521 00:36:58,530 --> 00:37:01,010 Call the fucking police! 522 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:03,130 - I can't drink Coke. - Who says? 523 00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:06,210 Mom and Dad. I mean, Tim. 524 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:09,090 The door's locked. It's okay. 525 00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:11,650 Gil, open the door. 526 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:20,291 Hey, Art. 527 00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:23,651 I said, " Enough of this shit. You sign the contract right now." 528 00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:27,851 He signed it. I swear to God, on my honour, he signed the contract. 529 00:37:28,251 --> 00:37:29,891 Hey, Gil, got a second? 530 00:37:30,091 --> 00:37:32,171 If you do. It's 8:00. 531 00:37:32,771 --> 00:37:34,212 - Shall we? - There you go. 532 00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,092 Sit down, Gil. 533 00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:40,532 That's okay, I'll stand. 534 00:37:40,812 --> 00:37:43,212 Chuck from McKinley and Everest called yesterday. 535 00:37:44,452 --> 00:37:47,612 Said they wanted to drop their account with us. 536 00:37:48,572 --> 00:37:50,812 I sent Figgy over there to sort things out. 537 00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:52,532 You sent Figgy down? 538 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,893 - Sit down, Gil. - Yeah, he sorted them out. 539 00:37:56,173 --> 00:38:00,293 He did it with my opening-day tickets. What are you gonna do about it? 540 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,533 - He didn't steal your account. - He did. What will you do? 541 00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:05,573 We gave him your account. 542 00:38:06,733 --> 00:38:08,613 I gave him your account. 543 00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:11,493 What do you mean? 544 00:38:13,414 --> 00:38:15,334 You're not getting the numbers we need. 545 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:18,694 I know. It's been a little slow last couple of months. 546 00:38:18,974 --> 00:38:22,174 But that'll change. I've got a new strategy. It's gonna work. 547 00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:25,414 - Listen, your behaviour is unacceptable. - What do you mean? 548 00:38:27,334 --> 00:38:30,414 - People are scared of you. - Why, because of the other day? 549 00:38:30,694 --> 00:38:33,935 You cannot do things like that in this day and... 550 00:38:35,695 --> 00:38:37,695 I want your reorder book. 551 00:38:38,175 --> 00:38:42,215 Outstanding commissions will be forwarded. 552 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:54,096 My father started this business. 553 00:38:54,296 --> 00:38:58,696 Look, perfection and principles don't belong in business, not now or then. 554 00:38:59,096 --> 00:39:01,856 - As a friend of your father's... - Keep your mouth shut. 555 00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:03,856 You know nothing about my father. 556 00:39:07,616 --> 00:39:10,416 - He made this business. - Your father made knives. 557 00:39:10,696 --> 00:39:13,457 - San Francisco made this business. - By ripping him off. 558 00:39:13,737 --> 00:39:16,057 He wasn't a businessman, Gil... 559 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,537 ...and neither are you. 560 00:39:19,777 --> 00:39:21,537 That's the bottom line. 561 00:39:54,139 --> 00:39:57,019 And so, in a Freudian sense, Jewel... 562 00:39:57,299 --> 00:40:00,179 ... the catcher is the father, and the son is the pitcher. 563 00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:02,579 that's fascinating. Let me ask you. 564 00:40:02,779 --> 00:40:06,499 - What does the bat and ball represent? - Well, the bat speaks for itself... 565 00:40:06,699 --> 00:40:08,979 ... and, of course, the ball is the ejaculate. 566 00:40:09,299 --> 00:40:12,060 Thanks for calling, doc. Who do we have on line two? 567 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:15,340 - Do we have anybody on line two? - I believe everybody hung up. 568 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:20,700 Hey, man. Hey, you got a van? Kids are breaking into your van. 569 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:24,420 Somebody's breaking into your van. Stop those kids. Cut that out. 570 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,820 - What? - Kids breaking into a van out there. 571 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,700 - Yeah. - Here, this is for you. 572 00:40:29,901 --> 00:40:31,541 - What's that? - Take it. Take it. 573 00:40:31,821 --> 00:40:33,941 - Take it. - What is it? 574 00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:37,381 It's for you. It's a temporary restraining order. 575 00:40:37,781 --> 00:40:39,301 - What? - You have been s"erve"d. 576 00:40:42,101 --> 00:40:43,541 Hey, man, can I use your...? 577 00:40:43,821 --> 00:40:45,821 Okay, last one. 578 00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:49,742 Good swing. All right, who's next? 579 00:40:49,942 --> 00:40:52,342 Eleven. Let's go, buddy. Hustle up there. 580 00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:54,182 - Okay, pal. - Come on, Rich. 581 00:40:56,462 --> 00:40:58,502 Okay, watch the ball. 582 00:40:59,622 --> 00:41:00,582 Good swing. 583 00:41:01,382 --> 00:41:03,582 Next one, Richie. 584 00:41:07,222 --> 00:41:09,143 Attaway, Richie boy. 585 00:41:15,383 --> 00:41:17,183 - That's okay. - He's throwing too hard. 586 00:41:17,383 --> 00:41:19,863 He almost took his head off. Hey, coach. Coach. 587 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:21,783 - Yeah. - Slow down. 588 00:41:22,183 --> 00:41:24,663 - This is Little League. Little League. - I know. 589 00:41:25,143 --> 00:41:27,623 - Leave him alone, Gil. - Mind your fucking business. 590 00:41:29,384 --> 00:41:32,064 Hey, coach, mix in some strikes. What are you doing? 591 00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:34,664 - You're making it hard. - I'll coach from here. 592 00:41:34,944 --> 00:41:38,304 - Mix in some strikes. - He's throwing strikes, Gil. 593 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:41,184 - Fuck it, I'm gonna go down. - Easy, Gil. 594 00:41:41,344 --> 00:41:44,024 Remember, Ellen's got that restraining order on you. 595 00:41:44,224 --> 00:41:47,024 - The bat is too fucking heavy. - Come on. 596 00:41:48,265 --> 00:41:51,225 You fuck with me, I'll send your head into the outfield. 597 00:41:56,705 --> 00:41:58,705 Go easy. You're letting the bat swing him. 598 00:41:59,185 --> 00:42:02,545 - Hey, hey, come on, you guy. - Look how heavy this bat is. 599 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:04,265 Here. 600 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:10,986 Let go of my son. 601 00:42:11,386 --> 00:42:13,786 - He's my son too. - Don't remind me. Get off him. 602 00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:16,826 - He's my son too. - You are not gonna ruin our lives. 603 00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:20,386 - Tim, call the cops now. - I'm just trying to tell him something. 604 00:42:20,786 --> 00:42:22,306 Get out of here. Tim! 605 00:42:24,026 --> 00:42:26,546 You get out of here. Can't you read, stupid? 606 00:42:26,826 --> 00:42:29,787 The restraining order says you have to stay 100 yards away. 607 00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:32,587 - Tell him one thing. - You can't come near him. 608 00:42:32,747 --> 00:42:35,347 - I wanna tell him one thing. - Get out of here. 609 00:42:35,627 --> 00:42:38,227 - I just wanna tell him one thing. - You better go. 610 00:42:38,427 --> 00:42:41,867 Don't swing at anything. Wait for a good one. 611 00:42:42,267 --> 00:42:45,427 Step on the eggshell, squash the bug. Okay? 612 00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:50,908 You mind your fucking business. You're lucky. 613 00:42:53,668 --> 00:42:56,948 Just give him... Give him something. He's a kid. 614 00:43:02,988 --> 00:43:06,348 It's okay. Play ball. 615 00:43:07,189 --> 00:43:09,389 Bobby Rayburn again failed to earn his k eep. 616 00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:12,189 Almost grounding into a game-ending double play... 617 00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:14,189 ... just beating the throw to first. 618 00:43:14,469 --> 00:43:16,309 When the Giants needed a pick-me-up... 619 00:43:16,509 --> 00:43:19,749 ... number 11, Juan Primo, }provides San Francisco with a lift. 620 00:43:20,149 --> 00:43:23,589 And it was a big one. His two-run shot over the left-field fence... 621 00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:26,389 ... scored Rayburn, and the Giants went home happy. 622 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,950 That is, except possibly Bobby Rayburn... 623 00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:32,790 ... whose lackof hitting is giving new meaning to the term "three hole." 624 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,790 The way Primo's carried this team on his shoulders... 625 00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:38,830 ... mak es you wonder who the real $40 million player is. 626 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:49,111 Lanz came up with a big hit to drive in a k ey run in the Giants' victory. 627 00:43:49,391 --> 00:43:51,871 Jimmy has been a spark plug during this home stand. 628 00:44:35,513 --> 00:44:37,633 Motherfuck. 629 00:44:59,034 --> 00:45:03,234 Ladies and gentlemen, now batting, the centre fielder, number 33... 630 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:06,315 ... Bobby Rayburn. 631 00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:23,275 All right, Bobby, let's go! 632 00:45:23,675 --> 00:45:24,836 All right, Bobby. 633 00:45:40,836 --> 00:45:42,076 Strike. 634 00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:49,757 Strike. 635 00:45:54,277 --> 00:45:56,877 - Strike thr"ee." - Shit. 636 00:45:57,157 --> 00:46:00,117 Ladies and gentlemen, with courtesy to the players... 637 00:46:00,397 --> 00:46:02,797 ... please refrain from excessive noise... 638 00:46:03,197 --> 00:46:06,158 ... and throwing anything onto the field. Thank you. 639 00:46:06,358 --> 00:46:09,598 Forty-million-dollar man's paying off, huh? 640 00:46:10,278 --> 00:46:14,998 Now batting, number 33, Bobby Rayburn. 641 00:46:16,798 --> 00:46:18,838 Well, here it is, Memorial Day weekend. 642 00:46:19,118 --> 00:46:22,838 You think back to the opening-day grand slam, doesn't seem long ago. 643 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,999 But lately, Bobby Rayburn has really had difficulties... 644 00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:29,479 ... and can't seem to find his strok e. He lacks aggressiveness. 645 00:46:29,759 --> 00:46:32,359 And you start to wonder when you call it a slump. 646 00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,039 Most superstars aren't gonna sit down for you. 647 00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,679 But you gotta wonder... 648 00:46:36,959 --> 00:46:39,439 ... when he's gonna breakout of this thing. 649 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:46,920 Strike. 650 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,720 Come on, Bobby. Come on. 651 00:47:24,522 --> 00:47:25,962 Out. 652 00:47:33,522 --> 00:47:36,402 Now batting, number 46, Jimmy Lanz. 653 00:47:36,802 --> 00:47:38,522 You'll be all right. 654 00:47:43,603 --> 00:47:45,603 You still want that interview? 655 00:47:46,483 --> 00:47:50,243 You'd let Bobby Rayburn do an interview with a...? What was it? 656 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:54,043 - Castrating ball-buster. - Castrating ball-buster, that's it. 657 00:47:54,363 --> 00:47:56,923 - I thought I was off your list. - Come on. 658 00:47:57,243 --> 00:47:59,043 Schindler has a list, not me, okay? 659 00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:02,204 When you're hitting.183, you don't get to have a list. 660 00:48:06,644 --> 00:48:08,364 Lock er room. 661 00:48:09,124 --> 00:48:10,924 - "Giants' lock er room." - Bobby Rayburn. 662 00:48:11,244 --> 00:48:14,284 - "Yeah, who's calling?" - A friend of his. I have to talk to him. 663 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,204 It's really important. 664 00:48:16,404 --> 00:48:18,124 Rayburn, phone. 665 00:48:20,244 --> 00:48:22,245 - Yeah, this is Bobby. - "Bobby?" 666 00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,925 - Yeah. - Bobby Rayburn. 667 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,245 "Yes. Yes, who is this"? 668 00:48:27,445 --> 00:48:30,325 Hello. Look, say something. 669 00:48:30,605 --> 00:48:32,045 Hello? 670 00:48:33,005 --> 00:48:36,645 Yo, Stook, I thought you were supposed to screen my calls here. 671 00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:05,327 - Burn, baby, burn. - Come on, give me some. 672 00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,487 - What's up, Dad? Gaining a little weight. - Yeah, yeah, I am. 673 00:49:08,887 --> 00:49:11,927 - Stopped by the doughnut spot. - Cool. Is he for me? 674 00:49:12,207 --> 00:49:13,847 Yeah, he's for you. 675 00:49:14,927 --> 00:49:15,887 What's his name? 676 00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:19,127 - He told me it's Bradley. - What else did he say, Dr. Dolittle? 677 00:49:21,048 --> 00:49:23,168 Dad, how come you haven't been hitting? 678 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,888 How's the rib cage, Bobby? 679 00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:34,488 My rib cage is sick of people asking about it. 680 00:49:34,768 --> 00:49:37,248 They say you should've came out that first gam"e..." 681 00:49:37,528 --> 00:49:40,249 ...but you were hot-dogging, so you screwed yourself. 682 00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:43,689 That supposed to be a dis or something? I hit.314 last season. 683 00:49:44,049 --> 00:49:46,769 - That's bullshit. - I'm telling you what people say. 684 00:49:47,049 --> 00:49:48,769 I can put a positive spin on this. 685 00:49:49,329 --> 00:49:51,049 - How? - How? I'll tell you how. 686 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,649 We set up an interview, get a piece out of it. 687 00:49:53,929 --> 00:49:57,129 You tell the people why you stayed in. It's for the kid in chemo. 688 00:49:57,409 --> 00:50:00,570 You get public sympathy. I smell forgiveness in the Bay Area. 689 00:50:00,930 --> 00:50:04,010 - Is that exploiting the kid's death? - Not comfortable with it? 690 00:50:04,290 --> 00:50:06,890 - Should I be? - I think you should be. 691 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:10,330 Well, I don't think I am. 692 00:50:20,211 --> 00:50:23,691 Excuse me. I'll have a vodka and orange juice, please. 693 00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:27,611 And whatever the lady wants. 694 00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:30,211 Jackon the rocks, thanks. 695 00:50:33,371 --> 00:50:34,691 What? 696 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:41,132 Oh, shit. I did it again, didn't I? 697 00:50:41,412 --> 00:50:44,892 No, it's okay. I'm used to all of this interview shit. 698 00:50:52,532 --> 00:50:55,692 Look, no offence intended, but it's no secret... 699 00:50:55,892 --> 00:50:58,973 ...that you're playing like shit. It's gotta be affecting you. 700 00:50:59,373 --> 00:51:00,813 Of course it's affecting me. 701 00:51:00,973 --> 00:51:03,853 I'm paid to produce. I can't even hit the side of a barn. 702 00:51:04,133 --> 00:51:08,373 - How do you think it makes me feel? - Do you know what I think, Mr. Rayburn? 703 00:51:08,853 --> 00:51:11,333 No, but I'm quite sure you're gonna tell me. 704 00:51:13,733 --> 00:51:15,573 I think the slump is a good thing. 705 00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:17,854 Now, what kind of twisted shit is that? 706 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:21,494 It's gonna teach you to cut yourself a little slack. 707 00:51:22,174 --> 00:51:24,854 - You can't keep up this act forever. - Now it's an act. 708 00:51:25,174 --> 00:51:29,374 Oh, yeah, Mr. Perfect. Mr. No-Error. Nobody can live up to that shit. 709 00:51:29,774 --> 00:51:32,814 You gotta give yourself a break. It's just a lie anyhow. 710 00:51:33,294 --> 00:51:37,335 Yeah. It doesn't seem like a lie when I'm hitting. 711 00:51:39,175 --> 00:51:41,375 Now batting for the Giants, number 11... 712 00:51:41,655 --> 00:51:44,415 ... the right fielder, Juan Primo. 713 00:51:47,295 --> 00:51:49,695 Sit down, let Bobby bat! 714 00:52:03,616 --> 00:52:05,336 He's a hot dog. He's lucky. 715 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:13,096 Now batting, number 11, Juan Primo. 716 00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:39,498 Now batting, number 33, Bobby Rayburn. 717 00:52:42,658 --> 00:52:44,178 Let's play some fucking ball! 718 00:52:45,818 --> 00:52:46,778 Thanks, Primo. 719 00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:55,579 Fuck you, Rayburn. 720 00:53:02,019 --> 00:53:06,339 - You suck. - Bobby, Bobby. 721 00:53:10,379 --> 00:53:11,979 You suck! 722 00:53:12,299 --> 00:53:14,019 Don't listen to them, Bobby! 723 00:53:56,982 --> 00:53:58,222 Okay. 724 00:54:03,102 --> 00:54:05,502 Line drive to the right. 725 00:54:06,102 --> 00:54:08,102 Don't tell me where it's gonna go, Dad. 726 00:54:37,824 --> 00:54:40,424 I wish we had a whole team like him. 727 00:54:43,984 --> 00:54:45,224 Fuckin' asshole! 728 00:54:51,944 --> 00:54:53,865 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, Nikki. The usual. 729 00:54:54,065 --> 00:54:57,345 - Alrighty. - Hey, Bob. 730 00:55:07,105 --> 00:55:08,345 You guys wanna play pool? 731 00:55:08,945 --> 00:55:11,145 - What a waste of space. - What do you mean? 732 00:55:11,345 --> 00:55:14,506 He hit a bad patch. We all hit bad patches, don't we? 733 00:55:15,826 --> 00:55:19,106 - You never hit a bad patch? - No, this is my dream job. 734 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,746 - I'm gonna talk to him. - Please, man. 735 00:55:27,946 --> 00:55:31,946 These guys come to relax. You bug them, they're gonna stop coming here. 736 00:55:32,426 --> 00:55:34,827 I know him. I've talked to him on the phone. 737 00:55:36,747 --> 00:55:38,387 Hey, Bob. 738 00:55:42,427 --> 00:55:44,347 Can I talk to you for a second? 739 00:55:45,107 --> 00:55:47,987 - Sure. You wanna talk to me? - Maybe we can go someplace. 740 00:55:48,147 --> 00:55:50,467 - Let me finish the game. - Okay. 741 00:55:57,268 --> 00:55:59,668 Primo, it's late, man. All right? 742 00:56:00,068 --> 00:56:03,228 - Tell me what it is you want. - I want nothing. 743 00:56:03,988 --> 00:56:06,108 You don't understand how things work here. 744 00:56:06,388 --> 00:56:08,788 Because it's different from where you come from. 745 00:56:09,748 --> 00:56:11,108 What's different? 746 00:56:11,388 --> 00:56:14,549 Look, when a player like me comes into a team like this... 747 00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:16,749 ...hey, man, shit gets worked out. 748 00:56:16,949 --> 00:56:19,349 Right? You don't... What is the problem with that? 749 00:56:22,869 --> 00:56:25,389 What kind of uniforms do you have down there? 750 00:56:25,869 --> 00:56:28,829 - Just uniforms. - Like these pussy pants you're wearing? 751 00:56:29,229 --> 00:56:31,630 - What...? What colour? - Blue. 752 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:35,750 - What number is on the backof yours? - Eleven. 753 00:56:36,390 --> 00:56:40,550 Primo, what is your price? 754 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:44,470 No price. You already had a chance, baby. Okay? 755 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:47,710 - What's your fucking price? - Go fuck yourself. 756 00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:51,271 - Hey, don't walk away from me, man. - Fuck you. 757 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,831 Motherfucker. What? 758 00:56:59,231 --> 00:57:01,711 - Break it up! - Get off of him. 759 00:57:05,191 --> 00:57:07,951 - I want my fucking number, man. - Chill out. 760 00:57:09,671 --> 00:57:11,792 What are we talking about Juan Primo for... 761 00:57:11,992 --> 00:57:16,112 ...when we've got Bobby Rayburn where we want him, up close and exclusive. 762 00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:18,432 Are you ready for your next caller? 763 00:57:18,512 --> 00:57:20,232 - Let's get another caller. - Bobby. 764 00:57:20,512 --> 00:57:24,152 - You guys are getting a kickout of this. - What are you talking about?