1 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,073 Ok. 2 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,628 DEAR DAN, I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF A 5 YEARS OLD... 3 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:26,962 DAN IN REAL LIFE 4 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,797 MY DAUGHTER'S 18 YEARS OLD, AND QUIT HIGH SCHOOL... 5 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,634 WE'RE PARENTS OF TEENAGERS. IN ONE WORD: HELP! 6 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,616 - Hey... - Hey. 7 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,076 Is this yours? 8 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,119 - Dad! - I didn't think so. 9 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,217 Hey. 10 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,971 Hey, I was gonna do that for you later. 11 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,514 Now you won't have to. 12 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,475 OK. 13 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,686 - Are you hungry? - Yeah. 14 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,937 - Cereals? - Yeah. 15 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,146 All right. 16 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,565 - So, the plan... - "The plan"? 17 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,402 Cara, Dad's about to reveal "the plan". 18 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,820 I'll pack up the car... 19 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:38,534 pick you up right after school, then we'll drive straight through. 20 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,286 Sounds good. 21 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,163 - Does not. - What now? 22 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:45,666 Well, isn't the whole point that we go to school? 23 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,586 You're forcing us to miss school. 24 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,088 I mean, what about my studies? 25 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,049 Why are you smiling? 26 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,428 I never thought I'd hear you say: "What about my studies?" 27 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,264 It makes me, like, smile. 28 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,100 I don't wanna go. 29 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,643 We do this every year. 30 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:06,729 Only time we can get the family together. 31 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,897 Gotta help Grandma and Grandpa. 32 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,941 - Go. - You're destroying my education. 33 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,151 Change. 34 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,031 - Yes? - Very good column, sir. 35 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,907 That bit about curfews? Very apt. 36 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:22,911 Yesterday's column on boundary setting was excellent. 37 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,705 - Who are you? - I'm Marty Barasco. 38 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,000 I would like to thank you for last Friday's column. 39 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,877 It helped me understand my parents. 40 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:34,632 Ok. Marty, what else can I do for you? 41 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,176 I'd like to see your daughter, sir. If I could. 42 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,054 Jane! 43 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,181 Actually, I'm here for Cara. 44 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,936 Nice to meet you, Marty. Come back in two years. 45 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,983 Mr. Shaff says I'm one of the best driver in his class... 46 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,027 he says I'm highway ready. 47 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,612 Mr. Shaff and I may not agree. 48 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,821 Cara! Let's go. 49 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,448 - So will you let me? - We'll see. 50 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,159 3pm sharp. Do not be... 51 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,161 - Late. We got it. ...late! 52 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,621 Yes, we do. 53 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,291 That boy you were really rude to before is my friend, Marty. 54 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,920 My lab partner and we're doing an extra-credit project together. 55 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,213 Bus. 56 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,591 - Wait, wait! - Come on! 57 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,009 Hurry up! 58 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,555 Yeah? 59 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,391 Yeah, Jordy, I e-mailed it half an hour ago. 60 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:09,852 What? 61 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,896 No way. You're kidding. 62 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:24,908 Where's your sister? 63 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,535 You're late. 64 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:29,580 She went to Yumms. Can I drive? 65 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,165 Dad's going to be syndicated. 66 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,126 Not so fast, There're others being considered. 67 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,795 That's great. Can I drive? 68 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,221 Look, you're a fine driver. 69 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,474 It's the just the other hundred million... 70 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,225 If you don't let me, I'll never learn. 71 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:53,228 But if I let you, you may not live. 72 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,350 What was that? What are you doing? 73 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,728 - Could you be more embarrassing? - Sorry to interrupt your studies. 74 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,647 We can't all be monks like you. 75 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,190 No! 76 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,442 By the way, you're grounded. 77 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:41,819 - I'm grounded? - Yeah. 78 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,238 - For how long? - For life. 79 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,614 Dad, come on. 80 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,700 - It's humiliating. - Tell me about it. 81 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,868 - Grounded for a month. - A month! 82 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:53,747 But that's worse than forever... Dad, why? 83 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,543 - You lied to me. - You can't handle the truth... 84 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,545 Try me next time. 85 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,713 - But, but... - No, no. 86 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:05,259 - Dad, I love Marty. - Oh, please. 87 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,642 Dad, dad! Listen, I didn't know right away. 88 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:15,352 - It took me a while. - What's a while? 89 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,939 I've known him for three weeks, but I knew in three days. 90 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,775 Three days! You can't know in three days. 91 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,652 - Maybe she can. - No! 92 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:26,530 What you're feeling isn't love. It's young... 93 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,450 - Yes, it is. I love him. - and reckless. 94 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,411 - I love him, I love him. - No, Cara, it is not love. 95 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,705 - No, it is not. - I love him. 96 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,405 Dad? You ok? 97 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,408 There goes Jane's college education. 98 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:13,994 There goes Cara's. 99 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,537 What about mine? 100 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,289 No, you're good. 101 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,875 No, wait. There it goes 102 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:25,130 You can't keep me from Marty. 103 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,220 Dad, let me remind you that guys are half the world... 104 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:32,846 and I'll find others. 105 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,977 But know that only Marty gets my heart. 106 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,186 In the car. 107 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,774 I know a really good driver. 108 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,943 No. 109 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,411 Here we go. 110 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,915 I think your sisters aren't very happy with me. 111 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,292 Sure. 112 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:02,876 What do you think? 113 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:07,590 You're a good father, but sometimes a bad dad. 114 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,636 - Who told you to say that? - No one. 115 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,306 Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me. 116 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,683 - I made it up myself. - No. You didn't. 117 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,768 Which one of your sisters told you to say that? 118 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:21,979 I made it up myself. 119 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,857 I'm in the fourth grade. I can make things up for myself. 120 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,775 - Jane or Cara? - I made it up myself. 121 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,111 - I can think things for myself. - Jane or Cara? 122 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,739 - I'm in the fourth grade. - She's in the fourth grade! 123 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,079 They're here! 124 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,706 They're here! 125 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,208 Come, girls! 126 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,252 - Good to see you, girls. - Hey, Poppy. 127 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:27,920 - Hi! - Hi! 128 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,631 Hey, Dad. 129 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,719 Now we're all here. 130 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,471 - How are you doing? - Fine. 131 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,431 Or maybe not. My kids can't stand me. 132 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:42,184 It means you're doing something right. 133 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,107 You're so Hi, honey. 134 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,110 Look at your girls, they're all grown up. 135 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,611 No, they're still very young. 136 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,989 How are you? 137 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,616 - How are you? She's getting bigger. - Getting bigger every day. 138 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,784 Hi. 139 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,790 - Hi. - Hi, uncle Dan. 140 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,835 Eileen, how are you? 141 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,379 - Did you hit traffic? - Yeah, it wasn't too bad. 142 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,007 - Hi, sis. Good to see you. - Glad you're here. 143 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,342 Who are they? I've never seen these guys in my life. 144 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,177 - Hi, uncle Dan. - Say something. 145 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,847 - Something. - It happened. I knew it. 146 00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:23,225 - Way to go! It sounds good. - Thanks. 147 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,856 Honey, you're down here. 148 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,318 Your brother, Mitch, has a friend coming to visit, so... 149 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,736 - I'm in the special room. - Yeah. 150 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,362 - Sorry, bro. - That's ok. 151 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,872 - You sleep tight. - You too. 152 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,235 - Are you tired? - Get down, get down! 153 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,528 Good morning. 154 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,489 - Good morning. - Did you sleep ok? 155 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,658 - Yeah. - Get down! 156 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,284 Can I get you something? 157 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,869 Get a life. 158 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,379 - She just needs some space. - That's not what she needs. 159 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:37,591 Yeah, she does. You all do. 160 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:41,887 - Why don't you go get the papers? - No, Mom. 161 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,389 Yeah, go on. 162 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,934 It would do you good. Get lost for a little while. 163 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,602 Maybe I should stick around. 164 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:52,064 No. Get lost, Danny. It's not a request. 165 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,586 Hi. 166 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,982 - Good morning. - I'll be with you in a minute. 167 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,110 Then he went downtown. 168 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,197 Yeah, for coffee. 169 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,574 Talks to him on weekends. 170 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:31,205 Hi. Excuse me, could you help? 171 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:34,792 Yes. 172 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,671 I'm looking for a book, obviously. 173 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:39,838 Anything in particular? 174 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,634 Yeah, something that can help me... 175 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,056 deal with what might be an awkward situation. 176 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:53,811 What kind of... 177 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,313 Something funny might be nice. 178 00:14:56,397 --> 00:15:01,193 But not necessarily laugh-out-loud funny. 179 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,821 And certainly not make-fun-of-other-people funny... 180 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:08,575 but rather something, human funny. 181 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:09,910 Ok. 182 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:14,081 And, if it could... 183 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,875 sneak up on you, surprise you... 184 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,671 and at the same time make you think that what you thought... 185 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,549 was not only right in a wrong kind of way... 186 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,134 but when you're wrong... 187 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,679 there's a certain rightness to your wrongness. 188 00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:32,516 Maybe, what I mean is... 189 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:38,105 more importantly, I'm looking to be swept up. 190 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,109 And at the same time, not. 191 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:47,489 I wanna feel a deep connection... 192 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,783 to something. 193 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,620 Maybe I don't know what I'm looking for. 194 00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:55,789 You rarely find it all in just one book. 195 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,167 That's why there're so many. 196 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,045 - So, what do we have? - We have... 197 00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:05,215 - a sort of potpourri... - Potpourri? 198 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,717 of possibilities... Yes. 199 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:11,639 We have poetry. Dickinson, basic stuff. 200 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,974 Little Neruda is always good. 201 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,726 - I agree. - Now! 202 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,063 This is actually a real page-turner: "The Life of Gandhi". 203 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:24,693 Nobody has ever been quite so cool as him. 204 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,322 Lighthouses, "A Good Man Is Hard to Find". 205 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,157 The title alone. 206 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,409 Anna Karenina. I don't... 207 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,620 Now, that's funny. 208 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,664 No, actually, no, funny is here. 209 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,586 Maybe it's not that funny. 210 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,880 No, actually that's funny. Very funny, and true. 211 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,966 Good. Ok, good. 212 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:51,553 If you could pick only one. 213 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:58,269 I would say that nothing rivals... 214 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,272 "The romance of Fishcliff'. 215 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,401 I'm being honest. I just walked around... 216 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,362 and I just grabbed stuff. 217 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,698 - You were looking for? - Sold. 218 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,574 - I'm sorry? - I want them all. 219 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,328 - They were just suggestions... - Make sure he gets commission. 220 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,038 He doesn't work here. 221 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,748 Well, he should. 222 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,297 You're smooth. 223 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,633 Actually, no, I'm not smooth. 224 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,760 I'm Dan. 225 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,179 Sorry. 226 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:36,765 Marie. 227 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,393 Hey. 228 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,437 Hi. 229 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,899 Marie, can I make it up to you? 230 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,194 Here is your tea. 231 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,615 Hot, watch it. And there is my orange juice. 232 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,494 And I bought a muffin, but I think they gave me... 233 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,663 a small planet. 234 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:02,207 I'll leave it here. 235 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,336 - Thank you. - I have napkins and utensils. 236 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,504 I'm a big believer in forks. 237 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,090 And you are not, apparently. 238 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,259 - So, Dan... - Yes. 239 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,552 You were born? 240 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,514 I was born, like everybody else. 241 00:18:17,932 --> 00:18:19,558 And I grew up, like everybody else. 242 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,978 Good? 243 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,066 Ok, what else? 244 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,152 I went to school and I had a Bonanza lunch pail. 245 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:33,614 This show, '60s, a TV show. 246 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,200 When I was ten, I wanted to be a magician. 247 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,703 So I used to hold these magic shows for all the kids in the neighborhood. 248 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:43,707 I tried to make a neighborhood girl levitate. But she didn't. 249 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:48,087 And it involved a body cast, and several stitches. 250 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,729 Let me tell you something, something I've never... 251 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,023 You're gonna laugh. 252 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,609 Something I've never told anybody... 253 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,028 in my life. 254 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,739 This is really hard for me to say. 255 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:25,583 And then she got, sick. 256 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,503 And... 257 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,049 It's taken a while. 258 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,138 We should probably talk about something else. 259 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:43,851 Are you telling me that you're a widower with three daughters... 260 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,687 who preys on unsuspecting women in bookstores? 261 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,397 It seems that would be me. 262 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,608 - Been there. - Really? 263 00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:57,156 No, it seems that it's been... 264 00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:00,868 seriously hard. 265 00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:02,870 No. 266 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:07,416 We're ok now. We're really ok. 267 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,335 You don't have to smile. 268 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,506 Better than the alternative. 269 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,094 Can you hold? 270 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,390 Excuse me. 271 00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:26,101 Hi. No, I'm minutes away. 272 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,853 Yes. 273 00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:30,689 I have to go. 274 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,899 Ok. 275 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,237 I just lost track of time. 276 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,198 I wish we could keep talking. 277 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:44,036 It was nice, and a bit unusual, meeting you. 278 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,788 Maybe I can call you sometime? 279 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,873 That might be awkward. 280 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,918 - Cause you're in a relationship? - Yes, a new one. 281 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,420 I would've found out if I hadn't been talking. 282 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,382 - That's true. - But it's not exactly fair, is it? 283 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,342 Thank you. 284 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,594 You know all about me and I know nothing about you. 285 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,889 I don't wanna go through the rest of my life wondering... 286 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:06,183 about the woman in the bookstore who let me do the talking. 287 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:11,146 All we'd be is two people finishing a conversation. 288 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,609 Ok. No harm in that. 289 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,158 Ok. 290 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,539 Call. Or don't, but, call. 291 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,381 Hey, wait! 292 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,719 I would even call to say I'm not calling. 293 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:54,440 Ok. 294 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:02,364 "I'd even call to say I'm not calling?" 295 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,369 Sorry! 296 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:24,428 I never do this kind of thing, officer. 297 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:27,306 I'm usually very careful. 298 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:29,683 And nobody believes in... 299 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,603 - Welcome to Rhode Island. - Yeah. 300 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,188 It's nice to be here. 301 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,861 - Hey. - Hey. 302 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,447 What's wrong? 303 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,408 Nobody. I mean, nothing. 304 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:48,911 Danny's back. 305 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:51,455 I'm coming, Mom. 306 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,504 - Are you all right? - What? No, I'm good. 307 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,297 - Really? - Yeah. 308 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,883 You don't seem good. 309 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:07,346 Well, it was the strangest thing... 310 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,266 Wow! 311 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,184 �"Wow" what? 312 00:23:13,978 --> 00:23:17,231 I met somebody, and she's really something. 313 00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:21,443 - Who is she? - Bro, that is beyond huge! 314 00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:22,861 - You got her number? - Yeah. 315 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,613 - You gonna call? - It's complicated. 316 00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:26,407 No, it's simple. You've gotta call. 317 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:29,368 No, he just met her. He's probably worried it's too soon. 318 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,412 No, it's never too soon. Especially for somebody his age. 319 00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:34,039 Amy, Dan met someone. 320 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:35,916 - He met someone? - Dan met someone? 321 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,252 Come here, how soon till he can call? 322 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,713 I don't know. I haven't been single for years. 323 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,173 Me neither. My God, who is she? 324 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,467 - What's going on? - Dan met a hottie. 325 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,386 All right, that's enough. 326 00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:49,972 You know what? Let's ask Annie. 327 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,724 - Just now? - Now. 328 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,684 How does she look like? 329 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,895 - She... - What's the... 330 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:01,609 the question? 331 00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:04,695 This is my brother, Dan. He needs your advice. 332 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:09,366 He met some hottie downtown. She's a little shell-shocked. 333 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,576 Wouldn't you be? 334 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,828 Mitch neglects to mention that in their weekend away... 335 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:14,872 she's gonna meet our entire family. 336 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,123 I didn't want to scare her off. 337 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,835 Let's go, everybody! Let's go! 338 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,757 So, Annie? 339 00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:29,511 Anne-Marie, Mitch calls me Annie, but, I'm Marie everywhere else. 340 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,973 I've two Marys in my exercise class I didn't wanna confuse people. 341 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:36,185 No, that would be not good. 342 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:37,853 I prefer Marie. 343 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,064 Come on, sweetie. Women are on the porch. 344 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,484 Girls out there, guys in here. Come on, Dan. Let's do it! 345 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,697 Perfect! 346 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,909 The briefest time units. Four letters. 347 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:54,787 Nano! 348 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:58,082 N-A-N-O. Great! 349 00:24:58,249 --> 00:25:00,042 Hey, no spying. 350 00:25:03,254 --> 00:25:04,797 You guys are way behind! 351 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,257 That's not helping. 352 00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:08,550 I don't think "secretive" fits. 353 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:12,429 No, it doesn't fit. Let's move on to 12 across. 354 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:16,809 For you to be interested in someone, she must be really special, right? 355 00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,227 Skip 12 across. 356 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:22,564 It is not going to happen. She's already dating somebody. 357 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,441 That's not your problem, bro. 358 00:25:24,817 --> 00:25:26,652 Actually, it kind of is. 359 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,571 Listen up, 15 across, five letters, pan-fry. 360 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:32,157 - Listen up! Pan-fry! - Grill! 361 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,286 - Is there a rock on her left hand? - No, not yet. 362 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,537 Then all's fair. 363 00:25:36,829 --> 00:25:39,456 Focus, people! Pan-fry! 364 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:43,002 - Saute. - Of course it's saute! 365 00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:49,425 The word before, did we try "zeitgeist"? 366 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:52,928 - It would be E-l-T... - I think it would make "ozone" work. 367 00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:56,390 Lord, we hit the mother lode! 368 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,564 Ten letters. "Anything that can go wrong, will." 369 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,984 Earth to Dan. We're still at across... 370 00:26:07,026 --> 00:26:10,112 - We're not even at down, Dan. - We're dying here, buddy. 371 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,535 - We're done. - Hooray for the dishes. 372 00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,078 Congratulations. 373 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:21,123 - We've beaten them up. - It's been easy. 374 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,751 - Let's check it! - What now, boys? 375 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,669 - Dishes! - The worst is they laughing at us. 376 00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:28,088 Dan, what happened? You were useless out there. 377 00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:30,883 - Sorry, guys. - Lay off him. 378 00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:32,259 Saute. 379 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,095 Dad, Mom, what do you think of? 380 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,222 Mitch, it's too soon to tell. 381 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:42,186 That being said, she's bright, lovely, adorable... 382 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,731 and if you botch this up, we'll keep her and get rid of you. 383 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,693 Dan, honey, you missed a spot. 384 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:55,074 Seriously. That girl is smoking. Amazing. Really. 385 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,493 What do you think of her? 386 00:26:58,452 --> 00:26:59,745 She's great. 387 00:27:25,396 --> 00:27:28,399 Run, run! 388 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:31,777 Can I show you where we are on this map? 389 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,404 Yes. 390 00:27:36,699 --> 00:27:40,494 If I had known, I'd have never Not my brother's girlfriend. 391 00:27:40,578 --> 00:27:41,745 No, of course not. 392 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,039 And, for the record, I never called you a hottie. 393 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:48,919 This is the bay, and we're right there. 394 00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:50,129 I see. 395 00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,547 What should we do? 396 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,883 It's kind of funny, maybe we should tell everyone. 397 00:27:55,009 --> 00:27:57,011 No. 398 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,388 We didn't do anything wrong. It was sweet. 399 00:27:59,597 --> 00:28:01,515 Good! You guys are getting to know each other. 400 00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:04,184 Yeah. Just showing her where we're on the map. 401 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:07,813 - Uncle Mitch, you're not counting. - Ok. 402 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:11,025 I know what's going on here with you two. 403 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,529 You're not hiding. 404 00:28:17,156 --> 00:28:19,158 Good ahead. �1! 405 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:21,577 - �2! - �Go! 406 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,496 �3! 407 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,124 Clay, I know you're in that back closet. 408 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:28,584 Uncle, come on! 409 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,002 - �4! - Do over! Do over! 410 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:33,088 - Do over! - �5! 411 00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:35,299 �6! I'm counting to two hundred. 412 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,592 - I see you. - Yes, we do. 413 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:39,303 I'm gonna lay down for this whole thing. 414 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:41,138 �8! 415 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,143 - Mitch is a great guy. - He is! He's fun and funny. 416 00:28:46,769 --> 00:28:49,313 Uncomplicated in a good way. 417 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,190 - Just what I need. - He's a great guy. 418 00:28:51,273 --> 00:28:52,399 �9! 419 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,070 I just ended this long, messy relationship... 420 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,114 and I joined this gym and Mitch was there. 421 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,075 He's a great guy. 422 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,660 You keep saying that. 423 00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:04,203 Well, because he is. 424 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:05,913 �10! 425 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,666 �11, 12, 13, 14, 15! 426 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:12,002 So good luck, to all of us. 427 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:13,128 Ok. 428 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,386 So a little bird told me you're gonna be syndicated. 429 00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,931 Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of columnists. It's a long shot at best. 430 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,058 She's amazing. 431 00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:28,644 Name a place, she's either lived there or visited. 432 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:32,398 Tibet, Chile, Berlin when there was the Wall. 433 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:36,360 Wait! 434 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:40,239 - What did I miss? - She'll tell you now. 435 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,411 - And you? Have you found someone? - Dad, don't... 436 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:48,706 I know you always say that with Suzanne you won the lottery... 437 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:52,585 and that to try again would feel greedy. 438 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,462 But it's been four years. 439 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,590 Can we just walk, please? 440 00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:09,602 I wanted to spare you. 441 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:12,646 And I never smelt a thing! 442 00:30:14,607 --> 00:30:16,066 Somebody please pass the corn. 443 00:30:17,026 --> 00:30:19,028 - And that's how we met. - I got it. 444 00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,362 My version is different. 445 00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:22,948 - What's your sign? - Scorpio, Libra rising. 446 00:30:23,032 --> 00:30:24,575 - My God, so am I. - Really? 447 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,785 - Do you have any siblings? - No. 448 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,287 Somebody wants some corn? 449 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:31,332 Tell us something about yourself few people know, not even Mitch. 450 00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:37,671 I am an accomplished... 451 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:39,840 maker of pancakes. 452 00:30:40,049 --> 00:30:42,384 You should make some for the talent show. 453 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:44,011 What would your perfect day be? 454 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,680 Mine would start with Annie, and end with Annie. 455 00:30:46,764 --> 00:30:49,141 Mitch, we're not asking you. So you were saying? 456 00:30:49,475 --> 00:30:52,269 My perfect day would start with going to a country... 457 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:54,271 where they speak a language I don't know, new customs... 458 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:58,400 someplace where I'm completely out of my element. 459 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,527 Welcome. I think you've arrived. 460 00:31:02,238 --> 00:31:05,324 I want to say, the first time... 461 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,744 Sweetheart, you don't have to shout. 462 00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:15,501 I thought that I just died cause there's an angel in the room. 463 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:17,753 Thank you. 464 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,297 How sweet! 465 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:22,841 - Very romantic. - Yeah. 466 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,137 Are you and Mitch in love? 467 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:29,014 This corn is like an angel. 468 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,440 - What shall we do tonight? - Let's go to the beach. 469 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,192 - Let's design a tent. - Yeah. 470 00:31:40,276 --> 00:31:41,902 Big giant one! 471 00:31:41,986 --> 00:31:44,613 And we'll there tonight. Ask granny if she's got one. 472 00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:46,448 Or we can chase each other. 473 00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:48,993 But we need the sacks. 474 00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:05,509 Dessert! Dessert. 475 00:32:05,593 --> 00:32:07,428 Danny, some of us are still eating. 476 00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:09,638 - It's getting late. - No, it's not. 477 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:12,558 I'm an only child too and this is really overwhelming. 478 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:13,976 Have you ever lived your perfect day? 479 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:17,104 When does a boyfriend become a lover? 480 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:22,943 All right. Stop asking her questions. You've been grilling her all night. 481 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:26,238 - Are we grilling you? - No, not at all. 482 00:32:26,322 --> 00:32:27,740 She's just being nice. 483 00:32:27,823 --> 00:32:30,326 No. I love the questions. 484 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,994 Please! 485 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:37,082 On behalf of my family, I would like to apologize. 486 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:41,295 None of Mitch's girlfriends suffered such an in-depth questioning. 487 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:42,880 Dan does have a point. 488 00:32:43,047 --> 00:32:44,214 Right? 489 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:48,010 Not the body double, not the Knicks City Dancer. 490 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,219 God! 491 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:52,139 Or the "massage therapist." 492 00:32:53,098 --> 00:32:56,644 None of the flight attendants from every major and regional airline... 493 00:32:56,727 --> 00:32:58,562 who've wheeled their carts through this house. 494 00:32:58,646 --> 00:33:00,940 - That's enough. - What? Am I wrong? 495 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:02,274 Come on! 496 00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:07,655 Wow, Dan. 497 00:33:08,364 --> 00:33:09,949 Thank you for pointing that out. 498 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,076 You're the smartest guy I know. 499 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:15,496 He's right. 500 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:18,123 It's Annie's turn to ask me whatever. 501 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,584 She prefers Marie. 502 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:23,921 Ask me whatever you want, Marie. 503 00:33:24,672 --> 00:33:26,465 I don't have any questions. 504 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:27,758 Come on! 505 00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:34,223 Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive him his past, he'd forgive me mine. 506 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:37,851 That's a stupid thing to do. 507 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:39,812 Ok, everybody into the family room. 508 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:44,108 Kids, come on. We'll tidy up later. 509 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:51,782 John, bring the pies, please. 510 00:33:58,455 --> 00:34:01,041 Not you. You'll be doing the dishes alone. 511 00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:08,632 - Six. - Six letters. 512 00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:11,510 - "Closet". - Yes! 513 00:34:12,011 --> 00:34:14,221 Good job! Your turn! Your turn! 514 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,060 - Second word. - Second word. 515 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,564 - You! You! - It has to be the actor. 516 00:34:25,232 --> 00:34:29,111 - I'm sorry, I was out of line. - No, you're not, you're my brother. 517 00:34:29,194 --> 00:34:30,779 - You'll understand when I tell... - Listen... 518 00:34:30,863 --> 00:34:33,073 nothing you can say would upset me. 519 00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:34,909 The woman at the bookstore. 520 00:34:36,452 --> 00:34:39,079 When you were talking about my other girls... 521 00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:40,956 I realized something. 522 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:47,463 What I feel for Marie is different. 523 00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:53,802 - That feeling in your... - Heart. 524 00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:56,680 Yeah. When the heart is just... 525 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:57,848 - Pounding. - Pounding. 526 00:34:57,932 --> 00:35:01,018 - And... - Like it's outside your ribs... 527 00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:02,186 Yes. 528 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:04,396 - Exposed, vulnerable... - Yes. 529 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,484 You feel heartsick, alive, all at the same time. 530 00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:11,820 Yes, what do we call that? 531 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,032 Love. 532 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:21,121 You always did have the words. 533 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,999 - Yes! - Yes! 534 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:31,215 - Stanford or Berkeley. - Those are great schools. 535 00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:32,925 Maybe University of Washington. 536 00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:36,470 Or somewhere closer to home. 537 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:43,519 Lil, you have trouble sleeping, you know where to find me. 538 00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:45,104 Dad! 539 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:50,192 Uncle Mitch, are you going in for your good-night kiss? 540 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:53,821 - You bet. - Married couples don't sleep together. 541 00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:55,948 - Kinda high school. - I agree with that rule. 542 00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:57,700 - Thank you, Dan. - You're welcome. 543 00:35:57,783 --> 00:35:59,618 No. Mitch, what're you doing? 544 00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:02,496 Marie brought some books, but I thought she should read... 545 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,456 - a book by a real writer. - No. 546 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:06,000 - Not a good idea. - "Au contraire". 547 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:07,668 - Please don't. - Best book I've read. 548 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:09,878 Maybe the only book you've ever read. 549 00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:11,088 Don't argue. 550 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,673 If you can sign it, that'd be great. 551 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:14,300 That's first edition. 552 00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:16,468 - It's the only edition, Mom. - So far. 553 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,220 - Good night. - Good night. 554 00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:20,139 Sleep tight. 555 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,143 I really wish you wouldn't. 556 00:36:25,811 --> 00:36:27,688 "Good luck"? That's it? 557 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,398 We can work with that. 558 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,192 Hi. 559 00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:41,911 Good night. 560 00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:58,052 - Good morning. - Hey. 561 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,888 - Say, "Good morning." - Morning. 562 00:37:01,138 --> 00:37:02,973 Good! 563 00:37:04,642 --> 00:37:05,976 Have fun. 564 00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:08,896 Here you go, sweetheart. 565 00:37:09,772 --> 00:37:12,942 Marie. Will you join us, please, beautiful girl? 566 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:14,735 - Mom? - Yeah, honey? 567 00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,487 - Will you hit that music? - Sure. 568 00:37:16,779 --> 00:37:18,197 - John, hit it. - You need this more than I do. 569 00:37:18,322 --> 00:37:20,115 Here he comes. I got him. 570 00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:22,618 All right, Dan. Get on over here. 571 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,411 Here we go, boxer shuffle. 572 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,122 I wanna see those fists up. 573 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:29,833 3, 2,1, to the right! 574 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,211 Get a good bounce. 575 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,088 6, 7, switch! 576 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,757 Counting! 5,6, 7... 577 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:40,594 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 578 00:37:40,678 --> 00:37:44,223 Counting! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 579 00:37:45,975 --> 00:37:47,017 You wanna take it, babe? 580 00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:48,269 - Do you want me to? - Yeah. 581 00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:49,436 - Ok. - Ok. 582 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:51,146 Salsa? 583 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,648 - Yeah. - Salsa? 584 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:55,526 The floor is yours, baby. 585 00:37:56,735 --> 00:37:58,320 And left, and one... 586 00:37:58,821 --> 00:38:01,949 Dan, hold on. Dan gets to go up front. 587 00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:04,285 Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes on Marie. 588 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,287 Let's do the arm a little bit. 589 00:38:06,996 --> 00:38:10,457 1, 2, 3, 4... 590 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:14,003 5, 6, 7, 8. 591 00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:17,298 Now move your arms like this. 592 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:21,427 1, 2... 593 00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:23,137 3, 4. 594 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:39,904 Look, Marie, what to do. Dan, what not to do. 595 00:38:40,446 --> 00:38:41,488 The other way. 596 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:42,615 - You were excellent. - Thank you so much. 597 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:45,242 - Marie, thank you so much. - You're welcome. 598 00:38:48,412 --> 00:38:52,041 You always hate to start it, but then you feel so great later. 599 00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:01,717 That's a good stretch. 600 00:39:05,846 --> 00:39:07,932 Maybe you'll try that on me a little bit later. 601 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:13,479 It's good. 602 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:28,244 Dad? 603 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:31,205 Lilly, get your sisters and meet me in front. 604 00:39:31,455 --> 00:39:32,498 Now! 605 00:39:38,128 --> 00:39:41,590 - Where are you going? Can we go too? - Can we? 606 00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:46,845 My girls are looking for a little quality alone time with their dad. 607 00:39:46,971 --> 00:39:49,098 But I promise we'll do it another day, all right? 608 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,475 Lil, come on. Let's go. In the car. 609 00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:53,769 Girls, let's go. 610 00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:57,314 Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna teach me how to knit. 611 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:00,109 - Cara, let's go. - �No! 612 00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:06,282 Ok, what are you waiting for? 613 00:40:06,699 --> 00:40:07,825 Come here! 614 00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:11,203 Right here. Right here! 615 00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:13,163 You're so heavy. 616 00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:15,291 I don't know, what I'm gonna do with you. 617 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:18,002 All right! I'm gonna fall down. 618 00:40:18,419 --> 00:40:20,045 I don't think I can do this. 619 00:40:33,142 --> 00:40:34,393 No. 620 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:39,356 This used to be the place with all the shells 621 00:40:40,024 --> 00:40:41,650 and the papier-mache shark. 622 00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:43,861 Remember you loved the saltwater taffy? 623 00:40:43,944 --> 00:40:47,615 - When I was four. - Yeah, but... Ok. 624 00:40:48,449 --> 00:40:50,826 Stick with me, guys. I have an idea! 625 00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:52,119 Bowling! 626 00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:53,245 - Yeah! - Bowling! 627 00:40:53,329 --> 00:40:54,747 Ok, sounds good. 628 00:40:55,748 --> 00:40:58,250 Life is full of disappointment. 629 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,544 Big and sometimes even bigger. 630 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,630 So, what's it gonna be? 631 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:05,799 The lighthouse or the whaling museum? Your pick. 632 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:10,387 Do you know why we have lighthouses? 633 00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:11,889 Because they're neat? 634 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:15,434 That's right. Yes. 635 00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:19,146 And also because they help when it's dark out. 636 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:21,690 They help keep boats safe 637 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:24,485 and keep us from crashing into the rocks. 638 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:27,238 Because when you're out there... 639 00:41:27,529 --> 00:41:31,700 and you're being tossed back and forth by those big dark waves... 640 00:41:31,784 --> 00:41:36,330 and you think that you'll never feel land again... 641 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:39,416 and that you could just split into a million pieces... 642 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:43,379 and sink down all the way down deep... 643 00:41:44,797 --> 00:41:48,217 it's the light that keeps us on course. 644 00:41:49,385 --> 00:41:50,636 - The light... - Dad? 645 00:41:51,262 --> 00:41:52,304 Are you Ok? 646 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:56,684 'Course I'm Ok, honey. 647 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:05,734 Did you guys have fun? 648 00:42:05,818 --> 00:42:06,860 - No. - No. 649 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:10,990 Jump inside, honey. 650 00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:12,575 - Kids! - Where've you been? 651 00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:14,368 I know. I'm... 652 00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:15,869 We looked all over. 653 00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:19,039 - For an expert on parenting... - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. 654 00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:21,458 Hi, buddy. Hi. 655 00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:23,544 I'm sorry. 656 00:42:27,089 --> 00:42:29,174 Yes, I got it! 657 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:35,764 Dan. She was amazing. You should've seen her. 658 00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:38,100 I've beaten you up? I was fast, wasn't I? 659 00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:41,145 It was like I couldn't catch up. Even your sweat is beautiful. 660 00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:46,442 Where'd Dan go? 661 00:42:46,984 --> 00:42:50,446 Mom, she moves like a goddess out there. 662 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:52,489 - Yeah? - She's like a panther. 663 00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:55,159 - Just her body... - Dry yourself off with the towel. 664 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:57,578 She's competitive, but I just wanted to pounce. 665 00:42:57,661 --> 00:42:59,788 Do you know what I mean? I wanted to ride her up. 666 00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:01,123 - She was... - Don't do that. 667 00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:02,875 She was like my stallion. 668 00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:09,423 She's so beautiful. I wanted her to be in front of me. 669 00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:11,759 Marie! 670 00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:15,179 There're fresh towels up there in the cabinet to the right. 671 00:43:16,805 --> 00:43:18,432 I miss your skin. 672 00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:21,769 I miss your smell. 673 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,357 I miss your eyes. 674 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,485 Dad! 675 00:43:31,153 --> 00:43:32,947 You're such a freak! 676 00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:35,908 No, sorry. That was just my loser of a father! 677 00:43:36,075 --> 00:43:37,952 Yeah, he was totally spying. 678 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,210 Hello. 679 00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:47,920 - Hello. - We gotta talk. 680 00:43:50,214 --> 00:43:52,299 - Can it wait? - Is this working for you? 681 00:43:52,841 --> 00:43:54,385 I mean, really working. Be honest. 682 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,680 - I'm having a nice time. - A nice time? 683 00:43:57,763 --> 00:43:59,848 - Yes, I am. - Really? Are you enjoying yourself? 684 00:44:00,099 --> 00:44:02,184 - Except for the soap in my eyes. - Ok. 685 00:44:02,268 --> 00:44:03,811 'Cause you know what? I'm not. 686 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:08,232 I'm not enjoying myself, I think that as two people of principle... 687 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:11,235 - we should have ground rules. - Yeah, sure. 688 00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:12,736 All right. 689 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:17,616 That's what I'm talking about. 690 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:20,619 We need to keep our distance. Stop. Stay away. 691 00:44:20,703 --> 00:44:23,163 - Towel. - Stop. Ok. I'm sorry. 692 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:24,582 Thank you. 693 00:44:24,999 --> 00:44:28,168 And, stop reading my book. Ok, just stop. 694 00:44:28,294 --> 00:44:31,547 - Why? - And that salsa thing you do... 695 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,466 - What are you talking about? - The salsa dance. 696 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:37,678 This thing. If you could just not do that. 697 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:42,516 If you stop doing that, it would be very helpful to me. 698 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,768 There're other things you can do, such as not exist. 699 00:44:44,935 --> 00:44:47,605 - Thank you. - I said it. I said it. 700 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,149 I didn't mean it, but I said it. 701 00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:52,610 - And you know what else? - What? 702 00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:56,488 I'm going to make myself less attractive... 703 00:44:56,614 --> 00:44:58,991 so as to not encourage any inappropriate feelings. 704 00:45:00,743 --> 00:45:05,289 Ok, that's hilarious. I'm gonna stop thinking about you. 705 00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:07,541 - Good. - I will. 706 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:13,339 And if I start thinking about you, which may happen in a moment of... 707 00:45:13,964 --> 00:45:15,424 - Weakness. - Yes. 708 00:45:15,507 --> 00:45:18,552 I'll focus all of my thoughts on your flaws. 709 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,304 - My flaws. - Your flaws. 710 00:45:20,429 --> 00:45:22,765 - And they are? - I have no idea... 711 00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,142 but you can rest assured that I'm going to find. 712 00:45:25,476 --> 00:45:28,604 - I'm in here. - Sorry, are you taking a shower? 713 00:45:28,938 --> 00:45:30,147 Yes, I'm taking a shower. 714 00:45:30,439 --> 00:45:31,649 A little advice. 715 00:45:31,857 --> 00:45:33,651 - Old houses, old pipes. - Thank you. 716 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:35,236 - Takes forever to heat up. - Thanks. 717 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:39,448 - Can I talk to you about something? - Sure, absolutely. 718 00:45:39,657 --> 00:45:42,701 And can we just keep it between us? 719 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,620 It's just... 720 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:51,502 You were talking about your life last night. 721 00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:55,631 The importance of travel and of, trying new things. 722 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,425 And I just started... 723 00:45:58,926 --> 00:46:00,135 Amazing! 724 00:46:01,053 --> 00:46:04,515 I'd love to do the same. That looks like it's ready. 725 00:46:07,101 --> 00:46:08,143 Yeah. 726 00:46:10,271 --> 00:46:13,440 But, you're still dressed. 727 00:46:13,691 --> 00:46:15,526 I forgot. 728 00:46:16,402 --> 00:46:18,571 I'll look away. I'll look over here. 729 00:46:18,737 --> 00:46:22,700 Anyway, so, I just realized... 730 00:46:25,327 --> 00:46:27,788 I've been thinking a lot about what I wanna do. 731 00:46:28,163 --> 00:46:31,667 In the future, Like not just for school, but... 732 00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:35,254 It's just hard to figure out what I wanna do with my life. 733 00:46:35,421 --> 00:46:40,009 I know I wanna go somewhere new and try new things. 734 00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:45,389 But it's just hard to figure out the place where you should be. 735 00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:46,932 Right. 736 00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:53,022 And to have that experience, which is what it's all about. 737 00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:55,065 - You know? - Right. 738 00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:59,945 But it's also terrifying realizing... 739 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:03,282 what you want is what you want. 740 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:04,658 You know what I mean? 741 00:47:05,993 --> 00:47:11,498 It's interesting the way that... 742 00:47:11,707 --> 00:47:16,128 you end up somewhere other than where you... 743 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:20,758 We never know how come life has taken you somewhere else. 744 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:23,719 Somewhere you never imagined and you can't do anything about it. 745 00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:36,690 Lunch! 746 00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:42,780 Mac and cheese. Nothing better. 747 00:47:43,072 --> 00:47:44,573 Adults are in the dining room. 748 00:47:46,158 --> 00:47:50,120 I think I'm going to mix it up and sit with my peeps. 749 00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:53,457 - Dan! - Please. Just let me be. 750 00:48:03,676 --> 00:48:05,094 - Hey, guys. - Hi, uncle Dan. 751 00:48:05,177 --> 00:48:06,387 - Hey. - Hi, Uncle Dan. 752 00:48:32,246 --> 00:48:33,581 Hello? 753 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:46,885 Hi. 754 00:48:47,136 --> 00:48:48,679 - Hi. - What's going on? 755 00:48:49,221 --> 00:48:52,558 Marie's helping me with something and we're having no fun at all. 756 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:56,061 I can see that, how is she doing? 757 00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:57,813 She's amazing. 758 00:48:58,397 --> 00:48:59,523 Bye, Dad. 759 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,150 Bye. 760 00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:03,277 - Bye. - Bye. 761 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:07,656 - So you were saying... - Oh, yeah. 762 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:12,953 I was trying to make like a really heart... 763 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:16,582 but I didn't even know how to draw a heart, so I cut it... 764 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:22,713 and it came out, like a star. 765 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:26,467 - Yeah? - Dan? 766 00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:27,885 - Yeah. - Yeah. 767 00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:30,137 Honey, you know we're worried about you. 768 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:31,472 You know that. 769 00:49:31,555 --> 00:49:35,100 And with your behavior last night and this morning... 770 00:49:35,559 --> 00:49:37,603 we're now officially worried. 771 00:49:38,228 --> 00:49:39,855 Thanks, I'm touched. 772 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:43,150 But I'm fine. You don't need... 773 00:49:43,359 --> 00:49:44,568 We're having a private conversation. 774 00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:48,364 - Come on in. This is good. - It's a private conversation. 775 00:49:48,447 --> 00:49:50,366 Mom, go ahead, I'm all ears. 776 00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:56,288 You do so much for your girls. 777 00:49:56,372 --> 00:49:58,207 And you do so much for all of us. 778 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,292 But, what are you doing for yourself? 779 00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:01,669 - Not now. - Sorry. 780 00:50:01,752 --> 00:50:03,295 Come on in. 781 00:50:03,379 --> 00:50:05,130 I want you to think about it. 782 00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:07,007 - It's fine. - I'd like to speak with you. 783 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,051 - Stay, go ahead, Mom. - Nana? 784 00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:11,553 - Yes, honey? - Is it cause he's acting weird? 785 00:50:11,637 --> 00:50:14,640 - Yes, that's right. - There's an explanation for it. 786 00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:17,268 - Please tell us. - I just wanted to talk to you. 787 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:19,687 You got to be way backed up. 788 00:50:19,937 --> 00:50:24,108 I hope from time to time you're treating yourself to self-love. 789 00:50:24,233 --> 00:50:26,986 - I talked to my urologist about this. - Come on! 790 00:50:27,987 --> 00:50:30,114 That is not the real problem. 791 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:33,284 The real question, the one no one will ask, : 792 00:50:33,492 --> 00:50:35,411 "Is will Dan ever find love again?" 793 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:36,912 - No, he won't. - Howard! 794 00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:39,373 No, I'm sorry, he won't. 795 00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:43,210 If you're open to it, love will find you. 796 00:50:43,752 --> 00:50:44,878 I suppose so. 797 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:46,964 - Hey, people. - Perfect. 798 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,551 I don't think I was being clear before... 799 00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:54,847 but you got to unclog that drain. 800 00:50:55,306 --> 00:50:57,057 - If I mixed a metaphor there. - Yes, you did. 801 00:50:57,141 --> 00:51:00,185 So far what you've missed is: "worried"... 802 00:51:00,269 --> 00:51:02,813 "love will find you" and "unclog the drain". 803 00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:05,649 Thanks. 804 00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:08,068 - That's it. We're done. - No. 805 00:51:08,319 --> 00:51:10,988 - No. That's not it. - Come on, Ma. 806 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:15,242 We met Margot Draper's daughter at the farmers' market. 807 00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:17,202 - Who? - She asked all about you. 808 00:51:17,286 --> 00:51:20,539 Danny, you gotta have a little fun. 809 00:51:20,623 --> 00:51:24,835 Which means that Ruthie Draper is gonna pick you up at 6:00 pm. 810 00:51:24,919 --> 00:51:26,795 - Mom! - You're gonna have drinks! 811 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:31,634 - You're gonna go on a date! - No, I'm not. 812 00:51:32,009 --> 00:51:34,011 Yes, honey, it's time. 813 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:37,473 - Ruthie "Pigface" Draper? - Mitch! 814 00:51:38,474 --> 00:51:41,894 Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry, that is downright cruel. 815 00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:43,020 There's nothing cruel about it. 816 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:47,233 I don't even remember Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper. 817 00:51:47,316 --> 00:51:48,567 I don't wanna go! 818 00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:51,695 I don't want to go with the pig face. 819 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,405 - He's going. - No, I'm not. 820 00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:56,784 - It's been decided! - I don't remember her. 821 00:51:56,867 --> 00:51:58,118 This is a blind date. 822 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,287 We'll double. It'll be fun. 823 00:52:00,371 --> 00:52:03,916 - Right, Marie? - Yes, it'll be fun. 824 00:52:07,878 --> 00:52:09,338 That's my girl. 825 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,550 Come on, it'll be swine fine. 826 00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:15,719 I'm sorry. 827 00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:17,304 Go hog-wild. 828 00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:39,827 Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper. 829 00:52:40,911 --> 00:52:42,705 Yes, all right. 830 00:52:47,626 --> 00:52:50,337 There's a girl coming over here... 831 00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:53,632 she's on her way right now... 832 00:52:56,594 --> 00:53:00,431 she's driving here to meet Danny. 833 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,058 What's her name? 834 00:53:03,142 --> 00:53:08,063 Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper. 835 00:53:11,108 --> 00:53:14,153 Ruthie, She's living in a house of bricks. 836 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,655 Not straws or sticks. 837 00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:21,869 I'll be your big bad wolf... 838 00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:26,874 I like your cute curly tail. 839 00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:31,253 All right. 840 00:53:32,421 --> 00:53:33,464 Here we go! 841 00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:37,509 - This little piggy went to the market. - Yeah! 842 00:53:37,593 --> 00:53:40,304 - This little piggy stayed home. - This little piggy stayed home. 843 00:53:41,347 --> 00:53:44,350 - This little piggy had roast beef. - This little piggy had roast beef. 844 00:53:44,975 --> 00:53:47,645 - This little piggy had none. - This little piggy had none. 845 00:53:48,854 --> 00:53:52,149 This little piggy went: "Wee". 846 00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:57,321 All the way home. Sing it! 847 00:53:58,530 --> 00:53:59,615 Very good. 848 00:54:02,534 --> 00:54:04,870 I remember now. It's such a beautiful house. 849 00:54:04,954 --> 00:54:08,916 - Hi. - Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper. 850 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:10,751 - Hi, everybody. - You know everybody. 851 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,711 They're bigger. 852 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,506 - Nice to see you again, Ruthie. - Hi, Dan. 853 00:54:15,631 --> 00:54:16,757 Hi. 854 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:20,094 I'd know you anywhere. You look just the same. 855 00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:22,972 Ruthie... 856 00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,391 you look great. 857 00:54:28,269 --> 00:54:29,478 Funny! 858 00:54:31,564 --> 00:54:35,234 So, Harvard Medical. You're doing well for yourself, Ruthie. 859 00:54:35,317 --> 00:54:36,902 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's impressive. 860 00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:40,823 You mustn't leave enough time though for dating? 861 00:54:41,282 --> 00:54:42,700 There was someone. 862 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:46,912 He was very special in my life, but... 863 00:54:49,248 --> 00:54:52,668 He was lost in a freak accident. 864 00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,295 I'm so sorry. 865 00:54:56,547 --> 00:54:57,715 Thank you. 866 00:54:58,924 --> 00:55:02,553 What's weird is that we'd only known each other three days... 867 00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:06,974 but it's you know how sometimes you just know. 868 00:55:07,057 --> 00:55:08,225 - Yes. - Yes. 869 00:55:08,851 --> 00:55:10,185 It happened the same to us. 870 00:55:10,269 --> 00:55:11,687 Yeah. 871 00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:13,439 - So you're a doctor? - Yes. 872 00:55:13,522 --> 00:55:15,774 What's your specialty? 873 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:20,279 - I'm a plastic surgeon. - Of course you're. 874 00:55:20,362 --> 00:55:23,866 No, I know what you're thinking. 875 00:55:24,033 --> 00:55:28,579 But I work exclusively with burn victims and children. 876 00:55:29,371 --> 00:55:30,998 She's basically a saint. 877 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:36,003 I'm just doing my little bit to help. 878 00:55:36,337 --> 00:55:38,756 Just like your brother. 879 00:55:38,881 --> 00:55:40,382 Stop, I'm... 880 00:55:40,466 --> 00:55:42,551 When I can't sleep at night... 881 00:55:42,635 --> 00:55:45,512 I go online and I read your past columns. 882 00:55:45,596 --> 00:55:48,974 - Have you read Dan? - Only his fiction. 883 00:55:49,975 --> 00:55:53,270 You're in for such a treat, really. 884 00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:57,733 what you said, the mother of Couch Potato: 885 00:55:57,942 --> 00:55:59,026 "Hide the remote". 886 00:55:59,109 --> 00:56:03,530 To make him get up and exercise. It's brilliant. 887 00:56:03,656 --> 00:56:07,117 And the parents of the five picky eaters? 888 00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:09,870 - Individual meals for each kid. - Yes. 889 00:56:10,621 --> 00:56:12,289 "What are you, a restaurant?" 890 00:56:12,498 --> 00:56:13,749 - Right. - Brilliant. 891 00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:15,793 - She used your every word. - All I'm saying, 892 00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:19,046 is that I don't have kids. 893 00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:21,715 And I don't have problems... 894 00:56:21,799 --> 00:56:25,469 but it's clear that if I do one day... 895 00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:27,721 your words will bring me comfort. 896 00:56:38,357 --> 00:56:39,608 I'm sorry. 897 00:56:39,775 --> 00:56:42,570 I'm gonna have to excuse myself. I can't help it. 898 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:58,711 I'm sorry. But a girl that moves like that... 899 00:56:59,587 --> 00:57:00,921 a guy has got to wonder. 900 00:57:01,005 --> 00:57:02,047 Hey, man. 901 00:57:02,131 --> 00:57:05,301 - No, Marie is cool, right? - Yeah, of course. 902 00:57:05,926 --> 00:57:07,011 I'm cool. 903 00:57:07,636 --> 00:57:09,555 But I don't think Dan is interested in her. 904 00:57:10,139 --> 00:57:11,974 - He's not? - I'm not? 905 00:57:13,475 --> 00:57:16,353 I don't think you are, are you? 906 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,619 Nice! All right! 907 00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:35,331 I don't know what it was, but something was holding him back. 908 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,000 Not anymore. 909 00:57:38,751 --> 00:57:40,210 That's beautiful. 910 00:57:57,686 --> 00:57:58,896 Great! 911 00:58:02,650 --> 00:58:03,859 Come on! 912 00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:06,278 All right, we're coming! 913 00:58:54,076 --> 00:58:57,580 All right. Home again, home again. 914 00:58:58,163 --> 00:59:00,374 - I really love your car. - Thank you. 915 00:59:00,749 --> 00:59:01,917 - Bye. - Bye. 916 00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:05,421 - Nice meeting you, Ruth. - You too. 917 00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:07,131 - Come on, guys. - Actually... 918 00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,008 Dan and I are gonna go for a little drive. 919 00:59:10,384 --> 00:59:11,510 Don't wait up. 920 00:59:27,902 --> 00:59:29,612 - This is fantastic! - Yeah! 921 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,822 I know what the secret ingredient is... 922 00:59:32,072 --> 00:59:33,115 love. 923 00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:35,993 Better and better with every bite. 924 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,787 - Words cannot describe. - Thank you. 925 00:59:38,871 --> 00:59:41,540 - How are they? - They're scrumptious. 926 00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:43,792 Truly mouthwatering. 927 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:45,502 Almost on my third stack. 928 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,880 - More, please. - And nothing's stopping you. 929 00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:49,006 No. 930 00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:52,301 It's a secret recipe, but she let me crack the eggs. 931 00:59:52,384 --> 00:59:53,427 Yeah? 932 00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,513 How's Captain Lucky doing this morning? 933 00:59:57,014 --> 00:59:58,557 - It was fun. - Yeah? 934 00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:01,852 Heard you worked up quite the appetite last night. 935 01:00:03,604 --> 01:00:04,688 Could I have one more there? 936 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:08,067 Actually, I am a little hungry. 937 01:00:08,484 --> 01:00:10,527 - Secret recipe. - These are good. 938 01:00:12,029 --> 01:00:13,072 - Thank you. - I love them. 939 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,076 So did you uncork? 940 01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:22,623 Whatever happen, no one deserves someone more than you. 941 01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:24,625 There you go. 942 01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:26,210 A football match, you should play, poppy. 943 01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,545 Head or tail, outside. 944 01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:33,634 I used to feel sorry for them. 945 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:37,221 - Yummy. - Whoever loses washes the dishes. 946 01:00:47,815 --> 01:00:49,775 - Come on! - Go girls, go! 947 01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:01,579 That's a foul, right? 948 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,915 You're gonna do that? That what you're gonna do? 949 01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:08,711 Yeah, so you wanna take out my knees? 950 01:01:41,827 --> 01:01:42,870 �Go, Marie! 951 01:02:04,099 --> 01:02:07,269 Why do you persist in acting like a 15- year-old is beyond me? 952 01:02:07,353 --> 01:02:11,398 - I'm filled with reckless desire. - You should restraint yourself. 953 01:02:11,482 --> 01:02:14,193 - What does that mean? - I think you know what that means. 954 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,158 - Dad, could you? - Yeah. 955 01:02:21,242 --> 01:02:22,284 Thanks. 956 01:02:23,786 --> 01:02:24,828 Hello? 957 01:02:25,788 --> 01:02:26,914 No, I'm his dad. 958 01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:30,000 Someone named Jordy for you. 959 01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:36,507 Everybody! Everybody! 960 01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:38,717 Dan just got a phone call. 961 01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:42,137 Syndication is everything for a columnist. 962 01:02:42,221 --> 01:02:43,597 All right. Let me explain. 963 01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:47,601 I've been asked to meet... 964 01:02:47,685 --> 01:02:52,231 with the head mucky-mucks of the Lamson Newspaper Group. 965 01:02:52,648 --> 01:02:57,987 They're driving down tomorrow and they'll sit down with me. 966 01:03:00,072 --> 01:03:02,283 That's great! 967 01:03:02,366 --> 01:03:03,742 Maybe you should get the job first. 968 01:03:03,826 --> 01:03:05,452 Yeah, right. Sure! 969 01:03:07,329 --> 01:03:08,622 Dan the man. 970 01:03:09,123 --> 01:03:11,250 Marie, come to me! 971 01:03:21,802 --> 01:03:22,845 Dad... 972 01:03:23,554 --> 01:03:24,597 Dad... 973 01:03:25,097 --> 01:03:27,850 Lilly just asked me why you were flirting with Marie. 974 01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:31,228 I wasn't flirting. 975 01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:34,815 Don't worry, I covered for you. I told her it was nothing. 976 01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,817 Because it was. 977 01:03:37,067 --> 01:03:42,114 Dad, I'm 17. You were so flirting. 978 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:47,745 It doesn't matter anyway. she's not interested in you. 979 01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:50,414 But cool it, ok? 980 01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:59,506 - And congratulations. - Thanks. 981 01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:46,178 He took a bus here. He has relatives in Boston. 982 01:04:46,262 --> 01:04:47,388 Dad! 983 01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:49,890 Dad, he loves me! 984 01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:52,977 Ok. 985 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:54,895 You don't have to worry. 986 01:04:55,479 --> 01:04:59,525 When it comes to sex, Marty is the one who wants to wait. 987 01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:03,696 What about that sentence is supposed to give me comfort? 988 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:05,155 Dad, I love him. 989 01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:06,657 - Honey... - I love him. 990 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:08,325 I love him. 991 01:05:08,576 --> 01:05:09,660 I love him. 992 01:05:09,868 --> 01:05:10,911 No, you don't. 993 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:13,622 What we have is true love. 994 01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:17,793 Just because you don't have it, doesn't mean you have to punish us. 995 01:05:18,836 --> 01:05:23,257 Infatuation is not love. Sexual attraction is not love. 996 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,466 You don't understand. 997 01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:26,510 - I don't understand. - No. 998 01:05:26,885 --> 01:05:28,929 No, you don't even understand that you don't understand. 999 01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:32,349 What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out. 1000 01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:35,561 What is it? It's frustrating that you can't be with this person? 1001 01:05:35,853 --> 01:05:40,024 That there's something keeping you apart this person you connect with? 1002 01:05:40,441 --> 01:05:44,028 Whenever you're near this person, you don't know what to say... 1003 01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:47,072 and you say everything that's in your mind and in your heart. 1004 01:05:47,156 --> 01:05:49,617 And you know that If you could just be together... 1005 01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:53,787 this person will help you become the best version of yourself. 1006 01:05:54,204 --> 01:05:55,748 So Marty can stay? 1007 01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:03,881 I'm sorry. 1008 01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:08,427 I'm sorry. 1009 01:06:15,601 --> 01:06:17,478 "Marty can stay?" 1010 01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:20,814 Howard is going to drive you to the bus. 1011 01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:23,025 We called your aunt, she's waiting in Boston. 1012 01:06:23,108 --> 01:06:25,277 - Yes, sir. - Look, I'm not your father... 1013 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:27,988 but I think you should know, love is a dangerous feeling. 1014 01:06:28,072 --> 01:06:29,114 No, sir. 1015 01:06:29,198 --> 01:06:31,825 - Are you arguing with me? - No, but... 1016 01:06:37,957 --> 01:06:40,501 Love is not a feeling, it's an ability. 1017 01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,211 Who told you that? 1018 01:06:42,795 --> 01:06:44,296 I made it up, Mr. Burns. 1019 01:06:50,052 --> 01:06:51,303 Come say goodbye. 1020 01:06:56,183 --> 01:06:57,268 - Window. - I miss you. 1021 01:06:57,351 --> 01:07:00,062 - That's it. - She'll see him soon enough. 1022 01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:07,653 No! 1023 01:07:08,237 --> 01:07:10,656 �No, Marty! 1024 01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:14,910 That's sweet. 1025 01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:17,705 What's sweet? How is that sweet? 1026 01:07:18,289 --> 01:07:20,833 It's ok. It's ok. Come on, it's ok. 1027 01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:23,877 To be that certain. To feel so much love. 1028 01:07:25,838 --> 01:07:27,840 Love isn't a feeling. 1029 01:07:28,048 --> 01:07:29,133 No? 1030 01:07:31,135 --> 01:07:32,511 It's an ability. 1031 01:07:36,765 --> 01:07:40,269 If that's true, you have one gifted daughter. 1032 01:07:40,686 --> 01:07:41,937 This is horrible! 1033 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:47,610 You're a murderer of love! 1034 01:07:54,033 --> 01:07:56,493 Ok, Cara. Next? 1035 01:07:56,577 --> 01:07:58,787 Olivia has something with the girls. 1036 01:07:59,038 --> 01:08:01,165 Gus will be doing his usual. 1037 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:04,001 Bella is on the fence. Howard and I will sing. 1038 01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:05,544 That's nice. 1039 01:08:05,628 --> 01:08:07,379 - Aunt Eileen? - Put me down. 1040 01:08:07,463 --> 01:08:08,881 Really? What's your talent? 1041 01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:10,215 Murderer of love. 1042 01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:13,385 You were saying? 1043 01:08:13,469 --> 01:08:17,348 We've planned something for the family. Put us all down. 1044 01:08:30,277 --> 01:08:32,613 - Bravo! - What's your Dad's talent? 1045 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,531 He doesn't have one. 1046 01:08:35,074 --> 01:08:37,701 He's the only one excused from participating. 1047 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:41,705 - I give you Bella Wilson. - All right, Bella! 1048 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:44,541 Chihuahua. 1049 01:08:48,796 --> 01:08:49,838 Go, Bella. 1050 01:08:49,838 --> 01:08:51,507 - Are you Ok? - I don't have a good feeling. 1051 01:08:51,590 --> 01:08:52,967 Do what you always do. 1052 01:08:53,092 --> 01:08:55,761 Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl. 1053 01:08:56,553 --> 01:09:00,266 - I gotta do something special. - Just be yourself. 1054 01:09:00,599 --> 01:09:01,684 Bulldog. 1055 01:09:11,026 --> 01:09:12,069 That's it. 1056 01:09:20,494 --> 01:09:21,745 This is for Marty. 1057 01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:23,289 Do you want me to take the cherries? 1058 01:09:24,832 --> 01:09:25,874 Ok. 1059 01:09:47,688 --> 01:09:48,814 She tied it! 1060 01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:14,882 I got an idea. 1061 01:10:15,174 --> 01:10:16,383 I'm sure it'll be great. 1062 01:10:17,885 --> 01:10:19,011 It could be. 1063 01:10:24,183 --> 01:10:27,144 Last but not least, uncle Mitch. 1064 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:30,731 Someone very wise, my brother... 1065 01:10:31,565 --> 01:10:35,819 once told me that if you wanna be completely honest... 1066 01:10:37,029 --> 01:10:38,405 sing. 1067 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:41,492 By the way, I'd like to introduce my band. 1068 01:10:41,742 --> 01:10:42,910 Great! 1069 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:44,912 I don't believe it. 1070 01:10:44,995 --> 01:10:46,830 He hasn't played since she... 1071 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:48,165 1, 2, 3, 4. 1072 01:10:55,589 --> 01:10:57,967 When people keep repeating... 1073 01:10:58,509 --> 01:11:00,844 that you'll never fall in love... 1074 01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:04,890 When everybody keeps repeating... 1075 01:11:05,474 --> 01:11:07,977 - but you can't seem... - to get enough. 1076 01:11:09,186 --> 01:11:11,272 Let my love open the door. 1077 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,775 Let my love open the door. 1078 01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:18,195 Let my love open the door. 1079 01:11:19,071 --> 01:11:21,699 - to your heart. - Let my love open the door. 1080 01:11:23,158 --> 01:11:25,286 Let my love open the door. 1081 01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:29,373 - When everything... - feels all over. 1082 01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:32,835 When everybody seems unkind... 1083 01:11:33,752 --> 01:11:36,380 I'll give you a four-leaf clover. 1084 01:11:37,131 --> 01:11:39,466 Take all the worry out of your mind. 1085 01:11:43,053 --> 01:11:46,098 I have the only key to your heart. 1086 01:11:46,724 --> 01:11:49,476 I can stop you falling apart. 1087 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,605 Release yourself from misery. 1088 01:11:53,022 --> 01:11:56,358 Only one thing is gonna set you free. 1089 01:11:56,442 --> 01:11:58,027 That's my love. 1090 01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:01,363 And that's my love. 1091 01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:05,743 Let my love open the door. 1092 01:12:06,827 --> 01:12:09,288 Let my love open the door. 1093 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,500 - Let my love open the door. - Open the door. 1094 01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:16,754 - Let my love open the door. - Let my love open the door... 1095 01:12:16,962 --> 01:12:19,256 - to your heart. - Let my love open the door. 1096 01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:22,718 Let my love open the door to your heart. 1097 01:12:24,511 --> 01:12:25,804 Great job, guys! 1098 01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:29,892 You're amazing! 1099 01:12:33,103 --> 01:12:35,940 When tragedy befalls you... 1100 01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:40,069 don't let them bring you down. 1101 01:12:42,238 --> 01:12:45,324 Love can cure your problems. 1102 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,370 You're so lucky I'm around. 1103 01:12:51,372 --> 01:12:54,375 Let my love open the door. 1104 01:12:56,627 --> 01:12:59,380 Let my love open the door. 1105 01:13:01,173 --> 01:13:04,176 Let my love open the door... 1106 01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:07,471 to your heart. 1107 01:13:12,601 --> 01:13:13,811 What he said. 1108 01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:24,238 Great, guys! 1109 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,083 What was that? 1110 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:37,585 I couldn't... 1111 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:39,587 I couldn't stop myself. 1112 01:13:40,004 --> 01:13:41,630 What am I supposed to do now? 1113 01:13:42,715 --> 01:13:43,757 You can't do anything. 1114 01:13:44,258 --> 01:13:45,301 He's my brother. 1115 01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:48,470 Why did you sing for me... then? 1116 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:50,681 Because I'm... 1117 01:13:57,938 --> 01:14:01,942 Page 92. "Did I just die? Because an angel walked into the room." 1118 01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:06,906 Page 148: "I'll forgive you your past, if you'll forgive me mine." 1119 01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:09,533 It seems all his best lines were yours. 1120 01:14:13,954 --> 01:14:15,331 It's unbearable. 1121 01:14:15,831 --> 01:14:17,124 I... 1122 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,835 I can't keep pretending. 1123 01:14:36,268 --> 01:14:37,311 Dad? 1124 01:14:38,145 --> 01:14:39,188 Yeah, peanut. 1125 01:14:39,355 --> 01:14:42,274 Will you come up to my room? I wanna show you something I made. 1126 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:46,028 We'll do it tomorrow. Ok, sweetie? I promise. 1127 01:14:48,864 --> 01:14:50,241 Ok, Dad. 1128 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:57,248 It can't be! 1129 01:14:57,456 --> 01:14:59,250 You're a great guy, but I can't be with you. 1130 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,668 No, please. 1131 01:15:03,212 --> 01:15:04,546 - Please. - I'm sorry. 1132 01:15:04,964 --> 01:15:06,048 What's going on? 1133 01:15:07,925 --> 01:15:11,804 What is complicated being here? 1134 01:15:12,555 --> 01:15:15,266 My singing. I shouldn't have sang. 1135 01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:18,686 It was a bad song. 1136 01:15:18,978 --> 01:15:20,437 Is she crying or laughing? 1137 01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:27,444 - No, no. - Please. 1138 01:15:27,570 --> 01:15:29,113 Please don't do it. 1139 01:15:29,989 --> 01:15:31,031 Marie! 1140 01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,004 Here he comes. 1141 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:46,255 Mom! 1142 01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:50,884 I don't know what to say to him. I never lost a girl. 1143 01:15:51,302 --> 01:15:53,262 - This is a first. - Yes. 1144 01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:54,930 Come on, do something! 1145 01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:58,851 - I'll follow through with these. - Who wants some cereals? 1146 01:16:01,979 --> 01:16:03,647 Please stop trying to act normal. 1147 01:16:12,865 --> 01:16:14,450 She said I was a great guy... 1148 01:16:15,534 --> 01:16:17,536 she said she loved me a lot. 1149 01:16:19,163 --> 01:16:20,456 And then she said... 1150 01:16:22,166 --> 01:16:24,501 we should both go find our own true soul mates. 1151 01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:26,629 I'm so confused. 1152 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:30,633 I don't really know what happened from yesterday to today. 1153 01:16:31,091 --> 01:16:34,470 There has to be something, a reason... 1154 01:16:35,846 --> 01:16:37,723 - Why are you looking at me? - Not looking at you. 1155 01:16:37,848 --> 01:16:41,727 He looks into the vast void that is his future. You happen to be there. 1156 01:16:43,354 --> 01:16:44,855 Do you have anything to add? 1157 01:16:44,939 --> 01:16:47,149 What does the expert have to say? 1158 01:16:48,525 --> 01:16:49,568 Honey... 1159 01:16:49,652 --> 01:16:52,905 the hard truth is we all liked her a lot. 1160 01:16:53,405 --> 01:16:54,949 Yeah, we really did. 1161 01:16:58,369 --> 01:17:00,871 This isn't helping. No. 1162 01:17:02,081 --> 01:17:03,791 Could somebody think of something fun to do? 1163 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:06,377 Let's see... 1164 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:09,088 Part of the Rat Pack! Singer. 1165 01:17:09,672 --> 01:17:12,841 - Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr! - Sammy Davis, Jr! 1166 01:17:14,927 --> 01:17:16,178 Yes! 1167 01:17:17,388 --> 01:17:20,724 - Your turn, buddy. - Come on. Let's do it. 1168 01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:22,643 - Come on Mitch! - Go! 1169 01:17:25,187 --> 01:17:28,107 - This is a gift from the French... - Hi, Jordy. 1170 01:17:28,566 --> 01:17:30,734 - You can't talk. - No, but go on. 1171 01:17:30,776 --> 01:17:32,486 - I had to leave. - I know. 1172 01:17:32,736 --> 01:17:34,488 - A kite with a key... - Ben Franklin! 1173 01:17:34,572 --> 01:17:36,240 But the truth is... 1174 01:17:37,116 --> 01:17:39,159 - Yeah? - I didn't get very far. 1175 01:17:39,285 --> 01:17:42,121 Beautiful smile, lovely eyes, one-of-a-kind woman. 1176 01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,039 - Marie! - Yes. 1177 01:17:44,290 --> 01:17:45,332 Mitch. 1178 01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:48,210 Honey, don't. 1179 01:17:54,592 --> 01:17:56,886 - Dad? - Hey, you. 1180 01:17:57,303 --> 01:17:58,721 Can I show you what I made? 1181 01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:00,848 First thing when I get back, ok? 1182 01:18:02,474 --> 01:18:03,517 Ok. 1183 01:18:17,364 --> 01:18:18,407 You again. 1184 01:18:18,616 --> 01:18:20,993 Nice to see you, officer. How are you today? 1185 01:18:21,452 --> 01:18:23,370 - You know why I pulled you over? - I sure do. 1186 01:18:23,913 --> 01:18:27,041 I know what I was doing and I know it's all wrong. 1187 01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:30,127 - This is gonna cost you. - Put it on my tab. 1188 01:18:32,171 --> 01:18:34,006 - What was that? - Put it on my tab. 1189 01:19:05,329 --> 01:19:06,580 What are we doing? 1190 01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:10,167 - It may be wrong. - Yes. 1191 01:19:10,251 --> 01:19:13,087 But there's a certain rightness to our wrongness. 1192 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:18,759 I think we've got to think In your girls and how do we... 1193 01:19:19,093 --> 01:19:20,761 They're extraordinary and... 1194 01:19:24,557 --> 01:19:25,683 What? 1195 01:19:27,393 --> 01:19:29,520 I think this is all premature. 1196 01:19:34,108 --> 01:19:35,359 You do? 1197 01:19:39,446 --> 01:19:41,365 We don't even know if you can bowl. 1198 01:19:59,884 --> 01:20:01,385 All right. No, don't! 1199 01:20:01,552 --> 01:20:02,636 Wait! 1200 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,513 - You have to line up. - Leave me alone! 1201 01:20:04,597 --> 01:20:05,973 - Come on. - Line up, come on. 1202 01:20:06,056 --> 01:20:08,976 I'm just watching you. I'm not... 1203 01:20:09,852 --> 01:20:12,187 If you laugh, you won't be able to. Are you ready? 1204 01:20:13,939 --> 01:20:15,649 Nice! 1205 01:20:15,858 --> 01:20:16,901 Thank you. 1206 01:20:20,029 --> 01:20:21,614 That was a terrible shot... 1207 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:23,157 but I loved this at the end. 1208 01:20:24,909 --> 01:20:26,243 I wouldn't go yet. 1209 01:20:30,873 --> 01:20:32,708 - Not bad. - Two. That's good! 1210 01:20:39,715 --> 01:20:41,175 You'll break your arm like that. 1211 01:20:53,771 --> 01:20:55,189 Come on! 1212 01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:57,149 Come on! 1213 01:20:57,274 --> 01:20:59,818 Let's go at the same time. 1, 2, y 3. 1214 01:21:26,929 --> 01:21:28,055 Dad? 1215 01:21:29,098 --> 01:21:31,058 Oh, my God. Dad, what are you doing? 1216 01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:33,269 What the hell? Marie? 1217 01:21:33,435 --> 01:21:35,271 - Hey. - What the hell's going on? 1218 01:21:35,437 --> 01:21:36,730 - We'll go. - They were just kissing. 1219 01:21:36,981 --> 01:21:38,983 - Are you sure? - That's ridiculous. 1220 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,109 I can explain. 1221 01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:41,860 What? 1222 01:21:41,944 --> 01:21:42,987 You two broke up, right? 1223 01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:45,364 Two hours ago. We broke up two hours ago. 1224 01:21:45,447 --> 01:21:46,865 - How could you? - I know. 1225 01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:48,617 - Listen. - Marie, I thought that you left. 1226 01:21:49,034 --> 01:21:52,162 She did. She left, but she just didn't get very far. 1227 01:21:52,329 --> 01:21:54,123 - What? - I can explain this. 1228 01:21:54,206 --> 01:21:56,333 - I can explain this. - Let him explain. 1229 01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:59,712 Remember the woman at the bookstore? 1230 01:22:01,630 --> 01:22:02,715 Here she is. 1231 01:22:04,216 --> 01:22:06,093 You told me to go after her, and I didn't. 1232 01:22:06,176 --> 01:22:08,095 It wasn't planned, Mitch. 1233 01:22:08,387 --> 01:22:09,847 I know how this looks. 1234 01:22:10,139 --> 01:22:12,099 But, Mitch, I also know how it feels. 1235 01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:14,059 How does this feel, you son of a bitch? 1236 01:22:14,393 --> 01:22:15,561 Oh, my God! 1237 01:22:16,604 --> 01:22:18,731 - What happened? - I'm so sorry. 1238 01:22:18,981 --> 01:22:21,275 Everybody, take it easy. You're not helping. 1239 01:22:21,692 --> 01:22:23,944 I'm sorry. 1240 01:22:24,945 --> 01:22:26,864 Darling, get some ice. 1241 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:28,991 - Dad? - Dan, are you all right? 1242 01:22:29,241 --> 01:22:30,284 Marie! 1243 01:22:32,244 --> 01:22:33,454 No, don't go! 1244 01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:36,206 I don't know what we were thinking. 1245 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:39,418 I'm sorry. 1246 01:22:41,503 --> 01:22:42,713 Don't go. 1247 01:22:47,718 --> 01:22:48,761 Dad! 1248 01:22:49,595 --> 01:22:50,804 Dad, wait! 1249 01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:53,015 What are you doing? 1250 01:22:53,474 --> 01:22:54,516 Dad! 1251 01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:09,365 This is your summons for your court appearance. 1252 01:23:10,366 --> 01:23:12,868 One last thing. You need to surrender your license. 1253 01:23:28,259 --> 01:23:29,426 You have guests. 1254 01:23:34,056 --> 01:23:35,516 Speak of the devil. 1255 01:23:35,641 --> 01:23:36,850 - Hi. - Cindy Lamson. 1256 01:23:36,934 --> 01:23:39,144 Editor of special features, Lamson Newspaper Group. 1257 01:23:39,228 --> 01:23:41,021 - Hi. - Jim Lamson, publisher. 1258 01:23:41,105 --> 01:23:42,523 - Nice to meet you. - Yes. 1259 01:23:42,731 --> 01:23:45,150 We've been sitting here chatting with your family. 1260 01:23:46,235 --> 01:23:50,072 We've enjoyed the pleasure of meeting your lovely daughters. 1261 01:23:51,198 --> 01:23:53,117 - Hot cider? - Thank you. 1262 01:23:53,951 --> 01:23:56,161 - Thank you very much. - Thanks. 1263 01:23:58,914 --> 01:24:01,208 Father? Hot cider? 1264 01:24:01,709 --> 01:24:03,586 Not only are you a murderer of love... 1265 01:24:03,752 --> 01:24:05,629 but you're the worst parent ever. 1266 01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:09,758 - Charming! - How sweet! 1267 01:24:10,217 --> 01:24:12,970 As you probably know... 1268 01:24:13,304 --> 01:24:15,514 we have met with two other candidates, but... 1269 01:24:15,931 --> 01:24:19,643 my father and I are confident we have saved the best for last. 1270 01:24:21,896 --> 01:24:24,148 Girls, you can leave if you like. 1271 01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:28,694 Perhaps they should stay. We like to keep the family involved. 1272 01:24:29,028 --> 01:24:32,907 He knows all about keeping things in the family. 1273 01:24:33,198 --> 01:24:35,784 - Don't you, Dan? - That's why we're so drawn to you. 1274 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,871 What you represent in your column, your moral values. 1275 01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:43,876 The personal characteristics that are reflected in your writing... 1276 01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:45,294 honesty, trustworthiness... 1277 01:24:45,377 --> 01:24:47,379 We have great plans for you, Dan. 1278 01:24:47,713 --> 01:24:51,508 We try to do what you keep telling your readers to do. 1279 01:24:52,301 --> 01:24:53,344 What's that? 1280 01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:55,137 Put family first. 1281 01:24:56,347 --> 01:24:58,140 Here's the thing. 1282 01:25:00,309 --> 01:25:03,604 Somebody hasn't been reading his own column. 1283 01:25:05,397 --> 01:25:07,024 I'm not sure what that means. 1284 01:25:20,037 --> 01:25:21,163 Go away. 1285 01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:23,082 You're a liar and a hypocrite. 1286 01:25:23,165 --> 01:25:24,792 Cheating with your brother's girlfriend. 1287 01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:28,170 - How long did you know her? - Two violations and a collision? 1288 01:25:28,629 --> 01:25:30,381 Was that part of the "plan"? 1289 01:25:30,965 --> 01:25:33,509 Worst of all, you blew off Lilly. 1290 01:25:33,676 --> 01:25:36,428 She's been wanting to show you something she made for you. 1291 01:25:36,512 --> 01:25:37,972 But you never showed up. 1292 01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:15,259 FOR DAD 1293 01:27:12,191 --> 01:27:13,609 I really messed up. 1294 01:27:13,692 --> 01:27:15,903 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did, Mom. 1295 01:27:16,195 --> 01:27:17,696 What I did to Lilly. 1296 01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:19,073 Don't forget Mitch. 1297 01:27:19,198 --> 01:27:20,324 John! 1298 01:27:20,616 --> 01:27:22,076 And those newspaper people. 1299 01:27:22,952 --> 01:27:25,120 Not a good day for you, honey. 1300 01:27:27,623 --> 01:27:30,125 If I just stay focused on being their dad. 1301 01:27:30,209 --> 01:27:33,295 Please, love is messy. 1302 01:27:33,504 --> 01:27:34,797 I should know better. 1303 01:27:36,382 --> 01:27:38,842 - I hurt my kids. - Go un-hurt them. 1304 01:27:39,552 --> 01:27:41,929 - You've made some mistakes. - Many. 1305 01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:43,597 So many. 1306 01:27:44,014 --> 01:27:46,225 Falling for Marie wasn't one of them. 1307 01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,856 Can somebody get me another box? 1308 01:27:53,357 --> 01:27:55,276 Yep, coming. 1309 01:27:57,945 --> 01:27:58,988 Mitch. 1310 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,366 Mitch, I... 1311 01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:09,039 If it was anybody else... 1312 01:28:09,999 --> 01:28:12,167 I am so... 1313 01:28:16,005 --> 01:28:17,298 Hold that thought. 1314 01:28:23,053 --> 01:28:24,221 Hey, beautiful. 1315 01:28:43,699 --> 01:28:44,909 Girls... 1316 01:28:46,535 --> 01:28:48,954 I'd like to talk to Lilly alone, if I could. 1317 01:29:00,841 --> 01:29:02,301 Ok, then. All of you. 1318 01:29:13,103 --> 01:29:15,314 I know I messed up. Big time. 1319 01:29:15,856 --> 01:29:17,233 - Yep. - Yes, you did. 1320 01:29:18,108 --> 01:29:19,318 Now... 1321 01:29:19,735 --> 01:29:20,986 your mom... 1322 01:29:23,364 --> 01:29:24,573 I miss your mom. 1323 01:29:25,491 --> 01:29:27,826 All the time and I always will. 1324 01:29:27,952 --> 01:29:29,119 Mom's gone. 1325 01:29:29,370 --> 01:29:32,081 Honey, I see her every day. 1326 01:29:32,665 --> 01:29:34,875 I see her in your goodness, Jane. 1327 01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:37,586 And, Cara, your passion. 1328 01:29:39,171 --> 01:29:41,715 And, Lilly, you have her eyes. 1329 01:29:42,841 --> 01:29:44,093 And her smile. 1330 01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,597 So here's what I'm going to do: 1331 01:29:48,681 --> 01:29:52,017 I'm grounding myself for life. 1332 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,938 I'm sticking with you. I am going to be with you. 1333 01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:57,606 You're with us every day. 1334 01:29:58,023 --> 01:29:59,692 I'm not going anywhere. 1335 01:30:00,818 --> 01:30:04,321 I got a little confused with Marie... 1336 01:30:04,905 --> 01:30:07,575 but that is over. Ok? 1337 01:30:09,326 --> 01:30:11,829 I kinda lost my head. 1338 01:30:14,123 --> 01:30:17,001 Got a little stupid because I love her. 1339 01:30:18,544 --> 01:30:19,753 That's not... 1340 01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:21,338 That's not... 1341 01:30:22,631 --> 01:30:24,675 I don't love her. And that's not what I meant. 1342 01:30:24,967 --> 01:30:27,219 How could I love her? I've only known her... 1343 01:30:27,303 --> 01:30:29,138 - Three days. - Yeah. 1344 01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:34,101 And how can you know in three days? 1345 01:30:38,522 --> 01:30:39,857 I don't know. 1346 01:30:40,149 --> 01:30:41,901 Yes, I know. I love her. 1347 01:30:43,694 --> 01:30:47,573 Yes, I do. I love her. 1348 01:30:49,867 --> 01:30:51,035 I love her. 1349 01:30:54,747 --> 01:30:56,040 Then go get her. 1350 01:30:58,459 --> 01:31:00,169 We so prefer her to you. 1351 01:31:10,679 --> 01:31:11,889 Go. 1352 01:31:15,601 --> 01:31:16,644 Now. 1353 01:31:26,237 --> 01:31:28,280 Honey, for the road. 1354 01:31:38,249 --> 01:31:39,375 What is it? 1355 01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:41,126 - I can't do it. - You must. 1356 01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:42,419 I don't have a license. 1357 01:31:43,379 --> 01:31:44,421 Damn it! 1358 01:32:00,229 --> 01:32:01,897 I'm pretty good with maps. 1359 01:32:03,399 --> 01:32:05,109 This is so queer. 1360 01:32:06,318 --> 01:32:07,945 But I wouldn't miss it for anything. 1361 01:32:19,748 --> 01:32:23,669 Dear readers, for most of you, this is my first column... 1362 01:32:23,752 --> 01:32:25,129 in your paper. 1363 01:32:25,462 --> 01:32:29,049 In the future, I'll answer your questions, but today... 1364 01:32:29,133 --> 01:32:31,176 I wanna break from my usual format... 1365 01:32:31,260 --> 01:32:34,054 and talk to you about the subject of plans. 1366 01:32:34,972 --> 01:32:37,016 Not so much my plan for this column... 1367 01:32:37,099 --> 01:32:40,311 more like life plans. How we all make them. 1368 01:32:40,644 --> 01:32:44,940 We hope our kids make good, smart, safe plans of their own. 1369 01:32:47,818 --> 01:32:49,612 But if we're really honest with ourselves... 1370 01:32:49,820 --> 01:32:53,449 most of the time our plans don't work out as we'd hoped. 1371 01:32:58,662 --> 01:33:00,539 So instead of asking our young people: 1372 01:33:00,623 --> 01:33:01,916 "What are your plans?" 1373 01:33:02,207 --> 01:33:04,501 "What do you plan to do with your life?" 1374 01:33:04,793 --> 01:33:06,420 Maybe we should tell them this: 1375 01:33:07,171 --> 01:33:09,924 "Plan to be surprised."