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Presbyterians are called
"God's frozen people. "

2
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Wouldn't swing if you hung them.

3
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Oh, yeah!

4
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Is this the Venice Beach courts?
Is this the only one?

5
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Wait, you haven't put anything
in the offering plate.

6
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- Sorry, man.
- Right.

7
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Fifty be all right?
I'm just kidding. Here you go.

8
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See, I told you he was a generous man.

9
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Is this where Eddie "The King" Farouk
and Duck Johnson played?

10
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King and Duck owned these courts.
They were the best ever.

11
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That's because you never saw me.

12
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Keep singing, guys.

13
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My old man was a preacher.

14
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I love this shit.

15
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- He put a dollar in.
- So?

16
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- So, we give him a dollar's worth.
- Okay.

17
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Look. It's all right.

18
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Walter, throw that big, fat butt at me.

19
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I'm tired of making you look bad.

20
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It's hard goddamn work for a man
to make another man look so bad.

21
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Man, I'm fixing to dog you, punk.

22
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I'll dog you right now.

23
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Let me shut this shit up.
Give me the ball.

24
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You got the pill.

25
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You shoot, I'll knock it out the skv.
You can't take it to the hole.

26
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- You ain't good enough.
- You think so?

27
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I don't think. I know.

28
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What are you gonna do?
Where you going?

29
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You can't dribble.

30
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Bring it, bring it!

31
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Move, move!

32
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Get that shit out of here.

33
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That shit went out like a SCUD missile.
Oh, it hurts, it hurts so bad.

34
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Babies, let me tell you something.

35
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm
the greatest. I am the greatest!

36
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- You all right, man?
- Yeah.

37
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Get your butt up and play.

38
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Take your little
Colt 45-drinking ass off someplace.

39
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Yes, Walter. Hard goddamn work
making you look so bad.

40
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Man, you fouled me!

41
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Foul?

42
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- Foul?
- Take the ball out and shut up.

43
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What's the count?

44
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-9-8, us.
-9-8, you?

45
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Get the fuck out of here.

46
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If you could count,
you'd be an astronaut. It's 9-8, us.

47
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George, your mother's an astronaut.

48
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He talking about your mama, man.

49
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He playing you and your mama
for a punk.

50
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My mother ain't no astronaut!
Say it, say it!

51
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Your mother ain't no astronaut, your
father ain't no astronaut, all right?

52
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Well, my mama ain't no astronaut.
You understand me?

53
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Look, me saying that
your mother's an astronaut....

54
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.... is just another way of saying
that you're all fucked up.

55
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Cool. Well, let's just get off
mamas, because I just got off yours.

56
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Keep my mama out of this, brother.

57
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She's out.

58
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- She's out.
- Cool.

59
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Cool!

60
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She's out.

61
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Cool!

62
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She's out.

63
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What time should I
bring the bitch back?

64
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Yo, what's the score?

65
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9-8, us.

66
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What? We can't be losing to you.

67
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If we lose to you, I'll kill myself.
I don't want to do that.

68
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- Fuck you, skinny boy.
- Fuck this!

69
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You fat motherfucker!

70
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Fuck this!

71
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Shut up. You're giving me
Excedrin number trillion headache.

72
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Hey, what's the score?

73
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Chump, vo, I'm talking to you.
What, you deaf or something?

74
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- I'm taking to the air.
- my name ain't Chump, it's Billy Hoyle.

75
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Billy hoyle.

76
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Billy hoyle!

77
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Billy hoyle. Okay, Billy.
Now, can you count to 10, Billy?

78
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- Yeah.
- Good.

79
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- What's the score, Billy?
- I don't know.

80
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Then you're a chump.

81
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I may be a chump,
I just said that wasn't my name.

82
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He punked your ass, Sid!

83
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Fuck you.

84
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,800
Let's go!

85
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8-8, your ball.

86
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It's 9-8, your ball.
I don't want no excuses.

87
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I call it even. Your ball.

88
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You better call a doctor.
Take the ball.

89
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- It's your ball.
- I said it's your...

90
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Take the ball.

91
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- Your woman calling you, man.
- Sidnev!

92
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Your woman calling you, man.

93
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Well, at least I got one.

94
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Your mother's so poor, I seen her
kicking a can down the street.

95
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She said she was moving.

96
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Your mama's so old, she used to
drive chariots to high school.

97
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Your mama's so fat, she fell over,
broke her leg and gravv poured out.

98
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- Hev, baby.
- Hi, honey.

99
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I was buving food, the check didn't
clear and I had no cash.

100
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Baby, I'm sorry. Will a 20 do?

101
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Thirty would be better.

102
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You hustling me? You're the only
one who can get away with that.

103
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I got a couple things working here.

104
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I gotta go. Daddy has to go back to
work. Thev're trving to cheat me.

105
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,400
Talk to you.

106
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,920
Told your mama to act her age,
she dropped dead.

107
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,800
Your mother got a wig
with grav sideburns.

108
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Your mama's teeth are so vellow,
she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

109
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Shut up. Save your breath.

110
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You need all the energy you can get.
Let's go.

111
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,520
- I can't run, man.
- What?!

112
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,000
My bunions hurt.
Get someone to play for me.

113
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Come here, babv. That's okay.
You're still my hero.

114
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That's it, babv.

115
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Wait a minute.

116
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Who can replace Mr. Handicap?

117
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anybody for Mr. Fucking
March of Dimes?

118
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Hey, take Billy Ho here.

119
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,800
No, I don't want him.

120
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,480
He might be good.

121
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- I won't go with this.
- Whv not?

122
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- Because I'm white.
- He's white.

123
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He is white. Look at him.

124
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It won't matter.
You could bring Bernard King in.

125
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We hit two, we're out. Swish.

126
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Swish. Let's go, Billy Ho.

127
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,520
Hey, ain't no need for that
Jane Fonda, geriatric bullshit.

128
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,280
You just come out here, play some D.
Two quick ones...

129
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,600
It's over. See ya.
Wouldn't want to be ya.

130
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,400
You got a new teammate.
Kiss your game goodbve.

131
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,000
Hey, mavbe I need
to do that shit too.

132
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,280
You loose now? Let's play.

133
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,920
Come here.
Let me teach you something.

134
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,920
Hey, man, get your ass out of here.

135
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,480
Come here, I'll tell you
where I'm going. Over there, right.

136
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,720
You're a hotshot, huh?
Where are you going? I got you.

137
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,720
Show me what you got.

138
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,720
This is my court, you hear me?

139
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,520
Luck. Pure luck.

140
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,080
I believe the score is 9-8, ours.

141
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,000
Take it out.

142
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,600
Ball in.

143
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,680
Okav, chump.

144
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,720
The sun even shines on a dog's ass some
days. Anybodv can win the lottery.

145
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,080
K now what I mean?

146
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,800
Give it up.

147
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,000
You want it back now.

148
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,800
Fuck you. Your mother's an astronaut.

149
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,800
She's too drunk to be an astronaut.

150
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,480
You remind me of one of those dudes
from The Brady Bunch.

151
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,520
- Doesn't he look like one of them?
- He looks like Cindv.

152
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,000
Yeah, that's the one!

153
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,400
Why are you laughing?

154
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,400
Calling me Brady Bunch.

155
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,400
He's too stupid to know
he's being insulted.

156
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,800
Get off the court, Sidnev. You lost.

157
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,200
Ease back.
Give me a second with Mr. Bradv Bunch.

158
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,200
You mav be able to pull off
a couple of passes.

159
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,680
That don't mean you can play
this game.

160
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,480
Right. You ain't seen me shoot.
Mavbe I can't shoot a lick.

161
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,600
What's it worth to you
to find out, huh?

162
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,200
Say, what have we got here?
Fifty, sixtv....

163
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,400
.... sixty-two dollars.

164
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,800
I do detect the smell of cash.

165
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,000
h the air.

166
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,400
How good are you, chump?

167
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,400
- "Chump"? "Chump"?
- That's your money.

168
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,000
My only problem will be pulling
the ball out of your ass....

169
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,800
.... when I take your monev.

170
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000
- And that is his monev.
- Money talks.

171
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,600
Twentv, forty, fortv-one...

172
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,200
You're short.

173
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,400
Man, loan me 20.

174
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,920
What do I look like, Bank of America?

175
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,600
- Yeah, give me a loan.
- You always do this.

176
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,800
I won't lose to this white boy.

177
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,600
You better not lose my monev
to this white boy.

178
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,200
This is a black thing.
Now give me the fucking 20.

179
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,480
- Then we eat at Sizzler?
- Surf and turf.

180
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,720
- I'm the bank.
- That's his monev.

181
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,000
- That's his monev.
- Let's go, babv.

182
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,000
Best of five, top of the kev.
And since you're the foreigner....

183
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,600
.... as such, you can go first.

184
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,000
No, thank you, Sidney. You go ahead.

185
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,200
No, this is my house.
This is Sidnev Deane's house.

186
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,400
Since I'm the host,
I extend my hospitality to you.

187
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,800
That's very gracious,
but I don't want your hospitality.

188
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,400
I don't want to take advantage of you.

189
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,800
Okav, but you might not get
another shot.

190
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,000
Okav, if you insist.

191
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,920
This is outdoor ball.
Different than your countrv club shit.

192
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,320
When you shoot,
you adjust for the wind.

193
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:45,400
Out here, the wind can push the ball
to the left or right 6 to 8 inches.

194
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,200
But you wouldn't know
nothing about that.

195
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,600
You want me to move? I'm sorry.

196
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,120
It's your shot.

197
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:03,000
This is really not my spot.
I'll be lucky to hit two out of five.

198
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,000
But I'll shoot anyway.

199
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,800
Oh, man! Right off the bat.

200
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,000
I am feeling lucky.

201
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,600
Man wants to get paid!

202
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,000
It's prettv. It's so prettv.

203
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,280
We 're going Sizzler
We 're going Sizzler.

204
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,000
I never hit two in a row.

205
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,200
But I'm very lucky.

206
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,920
I'm feeling verv luckv.

207
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,880
Ugly shot.
Looked like a goddamn brick.

208
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,200
No aesthetic beauty whatsoever.
Now mine, on the contrarv......

209
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,080
It hurts being this good!

210
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,280
A thing of beauty is a jov forever.

211
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,200
My man John Keats said that.
You know that, right?

212
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,520
You know, I've never hit
three in a row. Never in my life.

213
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Color me lucky, man. Sometimes
you wake up, the birds are singing...

214
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,800
That's a decent shot. Excellent.

215
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,080
You are the greatest.

216
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,720
- Thank you.
- But I'm feeling so luckv.

217
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,720
Four in a row!

218
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,280
This is like the luck of the Irish,
only I'm not Irish. So go figure.

219
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,800
Come on, Sidnev. Come on, now.

220
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,480
Don't worry, I got this under control.
This sucker's mine.

221
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800
Michael Jordan was down here once.

222
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,400
I took him to the hole.
You believe that?

223
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,920
That's right, I saw it.

224
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,520
Michael said,
"You should play summer pro league. "

225
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,600
- I said, no.
- Hell no!

226
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,200
- Might mess up my game.
- We can't have that, Billy Ho.

227
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,000
Shoot this one
and let's go to Sizzler.

228
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,000
I'm gonna just leave it up there.

229
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,400
- Give me some.
- I will.

230
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,600
Oh, shit!

231
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,120
It's hard goddamn work
being this good.

232
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,280
Shut the fuck up.

233
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,400
- Am I starting to get to you?
- No, Sidnev.

234
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,600
You're just making my ears hurt.

235
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,400
See, you guys look at me,
you see the backwards hat....

236
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,520
.... the funkv outfit and you say,
"This guy's a chump. "

237
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,880
- A fucking geek.
- A fucking geek. Exactly.

238
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,800
But you don't realize it ain't easy.

239
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000
"It is hard goddamn work
making something this prettv"....

240
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,600
.... look like a geek.
So I must do it for a reason.

241
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,000
I'm convinced,
whatever the reason may be.

242
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,600
If I miss this shot, I walk away,
still a chump.

243
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,320
But if you miss,
you've been beat not once....

244
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,400
.... but twice, bv a slow, white,
geeky chump.

245
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,800
Ain't no thing.

246
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,600
Ain't no thing.

247
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,200
- No thing but chicken wing on a string.
- From Burger King.

248
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,680
The wind's kicking up a bit.
You might want to adjust about....

249
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,120
.... six, eight inches to the left.

250
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,600
Here it is. This is the big one.

251
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,800
Don't worry. I've hustled
much better players than you.

252
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,800
Don't put up a brick.

253
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,600
Stop vapping
and let the brother shoot.

254
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,920
Yeah, I got it.

255
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,400
The wrist.

256
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,000
- Brick.
- Shit!

257
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,600
Give me my money.

258
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,800
- It belongs to him!
- A man with integritv.

259
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,600
- Don't push your luck.
- It wasn't luck.

260
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,480
You said we'd go to Sizzler...

261
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:09,120
Man, shut your anorexic,
mahutritioned, tapeworm-having....

262
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,000
.... Dick Gregory Diet-drinking ass up!
Leave me alone.

263
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,680
Honey, I'm home.

264
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,520
How much did you make?

265
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,200
Well, I missed you too.

266
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,400
I'm sorry, honev.

267
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,320
Sixty-two dollars minus $ 5. 16....

268
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,320
.... for a hummus-tabbouleh garden burger
and all that stuff you love.

269
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,400
You know I hate that health food shit.

270
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,200
You'll eat it and you'll love it.

271
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,800
I'll let you get away with that
since you got money todav.

272
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400
Let's see, that makes....

273
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,400
.... $ 58.84, which gives us $806
towards the $8000.

274
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,920
We still owe the Stucci Brothers
$ 7194.

275
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,400
Don't pay them. Thev're robbing you.

276
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,320
How many times
do we have to go through this?

277
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,120
h life, there are some things
that just are the way they are.

278
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,000
Nothing will get rid of the Stuccis
except 7000 more dollars.

279
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,600
What's the deal with this?

280
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,080
Come on, I've been studying all dav.

281
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,800
I did fires and earthquakes.
any kind of disaster.

282
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,800
And assassinations.

283
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,120
Try me.

284
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,320
Leon Czolgosz.

285
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,480
Who killed President McKinlev?

286
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,520
Unbelievable.

287
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,480
Jeopardy!'s gonna call todav.
I can feel it.

288
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,000
Don't count on it,
you won't be disappointed.

289
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,000
Check this out.
The last words of Lee Harvev Oswald:

290
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,000
"It wasn't me, it was the Cl... "

291
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,680
Get it? "The... " And then...

292
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,800
I got it, I got it. Honev, honev.

293
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,320
How much do you love me?

294
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,000
I love you infinitv.

295
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,400
That's not enough.

296
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,800
- hfinitv's the biggest number.
- No, it's not.

297
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,320
Tell me one bigger.

298
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,000
hfinity plus two.

299
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,600
I love you infinitv plus two.

300
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,520
Billy, you're so stupid.

301
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,200
You should say,
"I love you infinitv plus infinitv. "

302
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,800
I love you....

303
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,600
.... infinitv plus infinitv.

304
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000
- There's a bigger number.
- I give up.

305
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,200
You haven't kissed me vet.

306
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:03,200
No, take a shower. You stink.
Go away, you stink!

307
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,200
Wait right there. Don't move.
Hold that thought.

308
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,200
I'm gonna come back and put my mouth
where this money is.

309
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,200
There's somebody at the door!

310
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,680
Somebody's at the door!

311
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,400
All right, stay calm, stav calm.

312
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,400
Hurry up!

313
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,400
I love you, but I won't get shot
over your debt.

314
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,720
- my debt? Our debt!
- Whoever's debt, I ain't getting shot!

315
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,880
Stav here. If I don't get you in 30
seconds, jump out the window.

316
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,200
I'll meet you at Denny's.

317
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,200
Honey, I love you.

318
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,000
I love you too.

319
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,800
Who is it?

320
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,600
The manager.

321
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,080
- What is it?
- Got a message for you.

322
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,000
Brady Bunch.

323
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,120
A thousand ten, a thousand eleven,
a thousand twelye......

324
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,600
Did you hear somebodv invite you in?

325
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,280
I just want to talk.

326
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,600
...a thousand thirtv.

327
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,600
How'd you find me?

328
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,680
I have to admit, no one's ever
worked me the way you did.

329
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,400
I beat you fairly. You beat me,
I don't come and cry about it.

330
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,200
I'm not here to cry.
I'm here on business.

331
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,000
You said 30 seconds.
I almost took off.

332
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,400
I'm sorry.

333
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,400
Who's this?

334
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,120
- Sidnev Deane.
- So?

335
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,000
Your boyfriend took monev from me
and I noticed this bottle.

336
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,920
You take that, I'll shoot you.

337
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,880
What's with you?
You need to chill with the caffeine.

338
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,600
Excuse me?

339
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,680
You comfortable?

340
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,480
You know, a futon is better
for your back.

341
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,200
Where did you play, Billy?

342
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,000
College in Louisiana.
Didn't work out.

343
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
So now you hustle.

344
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,520
Nobodv knows me here.
I can work the courts.

345
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,600
I have a business proposal.

346
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,120
It means more cash
than this chump change you make.

347
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,800
What is it?

348
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,320
There's a two-on-two tournament
next week.

349
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,800
- You want me to run with you?
- Yep.

350
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Meanwhile, we can make
some extra change.

351
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,000
If you don't mind hustling.
And I know you don't.

352
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,080
What kind of hustle?

353
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,800
You got me bv what, 7000 pounds?

354
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I gotta tell you,
it's hard work making you look so bad.

355
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,280
Who the fuck told you to talk?
You score, you can talk.

356
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,400
But if you eat shit, you shut up.

357
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,400
You took me to the hole. Why?

358
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,800
Because I let you.

359
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,320
I take you anywhere I want.
I'll have you for breakfast.

360
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,680
Want to put some jack on that?

361
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,200
Who rattled your cage?

362
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,920
You talk a lot for a guy
who got busted.

363
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,200
I'll pick any player...
I'll pick the worst player here....

364
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,800
- ....for $ 500.
- Excuse me?

365
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,520
- Ex-ex-excuse me?

366
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,920
I'll let you pick my teammate.

367
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,800
He ain't serious, man.
I don't believe this shit.

368
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,280
- You ain't serious.
- Anybodv.

369
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,200
Five hundred dollars. And you can pick
anybodv out here. anybody!

370
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,200
I don't believe this.

371
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,800
Hey, Raymond, look at the chump, man.
Give him the chump.

372
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,800
No. White boys don't count.

373
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,080
You have to give me a brother.

374
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,800
You got him. The goofv-looking guy.

375
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,200
- Me?
- Yeah, you.

376
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,520
- Oh, fuck.
- Hev, chump.

377
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,200
You want to run?

378
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,200
You mean play basketball?

379
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,600
No, he means ice hockev.

380
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800
Get your tired butt up here, Gretzkv.

381
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,920
- Where's your monev?
- I'll get it.

382
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,280
You setting me up? Here's my $ 500.
Where's yours?

383
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,600
I said I'll get it.
I gotta go to the car.

384
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,600
Good, you go to your car.

385
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,200
Then get your Sasquatch butt
back here. I got a hot hand.

386
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,800
I got your back, Raymond.

387
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,200
What the hell is this?

388
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,600
Oh, man, what is this world coming to?

389
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,280
Look at this shit.

390
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,800
I ain't got nothing to worry about
except Cathv Rigbv over here.

391
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,600
Where's his car, man?

392
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,400
Give me your money.

393
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,600
- Ravmond, is that you?
- No, this ain't Ravmond.

394
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,880
Take off that goddamn mask
and put down that gun.

395
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
What are you doing?

396
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,400
I got a couple of chumps
on the line at the park.

397
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,080
- Loan me some money, man.
- Get the fuck out of here!

398
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,800
Hey, look, man. You need a good gun.

399
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,720
There's some crazv motherfuckers
walking around.

400
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,120
A lot crazier than me.

401
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,600
Give me $ 300 for it.

402
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,680
- I'll give you $ 200.
- Come on, man. $ 275.

403
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,080
- $ 250.
- All right.

404
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,920
But now you're robbing me.

405
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,600
Yo, yo, I got your money.
I got $ 250. Let's go.

406
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800
No, I said $ 500. Can you count?

407
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,480
Hey, $ 250, man. Take it or leave it.

408
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,320
A man like me can make you look bad.

409
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,400
Your mouth's got you in trouble.

410
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,600
If I was you, I'd kill myself.

411
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,920
Lovely, lovely!

412
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,600
- What's your name?
- Billy Ho.

413
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,880
Nice to meet you.

414
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,720
Point game! Point game.

415
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,400
That means one more point and we win
this $ 500. Point game.

416
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600
You gonna teach class or play?

417
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,600
I been teaching class on you all dav.
Taking you to the clinic.

418
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,680
Class is in session again.
Ding-ding. Check.

419
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,320
- Check this.
- You're too stupid to catch the ball.

420
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,800
Give me my money.

421
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,320
Hard goddamn work!

422
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,480
- It's okav. You played a good game.
- Motherfuckers set us up.

423
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,600
- You dead.
- Hev, take it easy.

424
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
Hard goddamn work!

425
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,320
You ain't gonna cut me.

426
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800
You set me up!

427
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,880
Hey, Raymond, I seen you hustle, man.

428
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,720
- I never used a goofy, white fucker!
- Who you calling a goofv, white fucker?

429
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,720
- You, you white fucker!
- That's cool!

430
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,600
Wait, hold it. This is ridiculous.

431
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,880
Raymond, we are brothers, man.

432
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,800
I swear, I have never seen
this white boy before.

433
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,200
Sidney, don't negotiate with the guy.
You got a wife and kid.

434
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,920
- How you know my name?
- How come he knows your family?

435
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,600
What?! Wait a minute.

436
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
You talk about my wife and kid
and you don't know me?

437
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,480
Cut this motherfucker.

438
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,480
Cut that motherfucker.

439
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,200
No, fuck this. Both you
motherfuckers are crazy.

440
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,920
I'm going to my car and get
my other gun. Shoot everybodv's ass.

441
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,880
Shit! Come on!

442
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,280
Come on! Come on! Come on!

443
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,200
Go, go, go!

444
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,680
Oh, man! We took Ravmond Dickens
to the hole!

445
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,680
Hey, know what?

446
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,920
Nobodv's done that around here
since the King and Duck Johnson.

447
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,280
King and Duck!

448
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,720
The King and the Duck!

449
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,000
What is this?

450
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,200
- Jimi Hendrix.
- I know. Why are you playing Jimi?

451
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,800
I like to listen to him.

452
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Listen? That's what the fucking
problem is. Y'all listen.

453
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,680
What should I do, eat it?

454
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,200
You're supposed to hear it.

455
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,720
I just said I like to listen to it.

456
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,680
No, no, hearing is different
than listening.

457
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,800
White people can't hear Jimi.
You listen!

458
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,400
What are you talking about?
His drummer was white.

459
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,120
Get the fuck out of here.
He was not white.

460
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,120
Yes, he was. Yo, check it out.
See?

461
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,320
This is a picture.

462
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,720
- Whole band's white except for Jimi.
- This is a fucking picture.

463
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,600
It's airbrushed. Jimi did not
have a white rhvthm section.

464
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,800
You cannot hear Jimi.

465
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,600
- All right. Thank you.
- Check this out.

466
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,600
Who is this?

467
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,320
The greatest troubadour of all time,
is who it is.

468
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,280
Troubadour? Shit sounds like a dog.

469
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,000
That's a Labrador.
Don't insult this music.

470
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Take it off.

471
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,880
You're not hearing this.

472
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,680
I don't want to hear this.
This is like pollution to my ears.

473
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,480
Explain to this Gladvs K night
and the Pimps...

474
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,880
It's Gladvs K night and the Pips!

475
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,000
Just put Jimi back in.
I don't like this shit.

476
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,680
- You're supposed to defend me!
- Who are you velling at?

477
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Get rid of that gum.
I'm tired of it popping.

478
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,400
Tell this bubblehead
to make a right here.

479
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800
You can get shot playing here.

480
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Let me off at the Trump Towers.

481
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,800
The penthouse is in the back.

482
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,800
Vista View. The flyest view
in the jungle.

483
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,120
- Home sweet home.
- You know it.

484
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,600
Yo, that was a good run todav.

485
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,000
Good run.

486
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,800
With the monev you made,
you can get this car washed.

487
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,800
Hey, man, this is
one classic automobile.

488
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,400
You know, you got a fine woman there.

489
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,200
Hey, you keep your hands off her.

490
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,400
I said she was fine,
not that I wanted to touch her.

491
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,600
You touch her and I'll kick your ass.
You hear me?

492
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Lookee, lookee, lookee.

493
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,800
- It's all starting to come clear.
- Good.

494
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,320
You're a cool customer on the court.

495
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,800
Real chill on the street. Can't be
rattled in your game, no, no.

496
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,320
You don't even fall for all that
nigger shit on the court.

497
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:21,120
But when it comes to your woman,
that's a different matter altogether.

498
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,800
Look at you. I ain't even talked
trash and you're scared.

499
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,800
I ain't even pushed up on her
and you're thinking about it.

500
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,400
- Shut the fuck up.
- This is good.

501
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,800
This is really good shit to know.
I know your weakness.

502
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:42,600
- You're like every white boy I know.
- You're like every brother I ever saw.

503
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,680
- Kick some shit.
- You'd rather look good and lose....

504
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,720
- ....than look bad and win.
- You don't know shit about me.

505
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,200
I know plentv about you, Sidney.

506
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,600
How many dinners did this chain
cost your family?

507
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,800
Just go home and get some rest.
Okav, Bradv Bunch?

508
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,600
I ain't tired.

509
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,400
Bye, Gloria.

510
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,200
- Nice seeing you again.
- Same here.

511
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,520
Take care. I like these rings.
They're fly.

512
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,200
Take care.

513
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,200
Tomorrow we're going to 103rd Street.

514
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,200
We're gonna hustle in Watts.
Tough games out there. Big bucks.

515
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,200
Don't take it personally.

516
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,120
We're teammates. Ebony....

517
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,800
.... and lyory.

518
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,800
Here's your partner.

519
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,400
Right, fuck me. You better get
across La Brea before sundown.

520
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,600
The guy's full of shit.

521
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,680
Please explain to me whv this Negro
is singing cowboy music.

522
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,200
This is my favorite song.

523
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,120
It reminds me of making love to you.
Makes me want to....

524
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,800
.... take you and lock you in a room....

525
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,480
.... and make love to you over
and over and over....

526
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,200
.... and over and over.

527
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,800
I didn't say I didn't like it.

528
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:27,000
Honey, this can't be safe.
You know I believe in safe sex.

529
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,600
- I'm gonna take a shower.
- Put me down!

530
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,560
Honey, my mouth is dry.

531
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,000
Honey, I'm thirstv.

532
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,960
Here you go, honev.

533
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,480
When I said I was thirstv....

534
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,680
.... it doesn't mean I want you to
bring me a glass of water.

535
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,200
It doesn't?

536
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,560
You're missing the point of
my saying I'm thirsty.

537
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,680
If I have a problem, you
don't have to solye it.

538
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,320
Men always think they can solye
a woman's problem.

539
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,800
It makes them feel omnipotent.

540
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,560
Omnipotent?

541
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Did you have a bad dream?

542
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,960
It's how thev control women.

543
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:25,680
- Bringing them a glass of water?
- Yes. I read it in a magazine.

544
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,760
If I'm thirstv, I don't want you
to bring me a glass of water.

545
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,640
I want you to svmpathize.
I want you to say:

546
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,440
"Gloria, I too know what it feels
like to be thirsty.

547
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,600
I, too, have had a dry mouth. "

548
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,560
I want you to connect with me....

549
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,600
.... through understanding the concept
of drymouthedness.

550
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,160
This is all in the same magazine?

551
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,680
You're into control.

552
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,160
Shut up.

553
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,560
See?

554
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,840
You make me sick.

555
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,760
Honey, don't give me the rollover,
okav?

556
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,080
When I say I'm thirstv, it means if
there's some water, I'd love a sip.

557
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,760
When I say I want to make love,
it means let's screw.

558
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,680
That's exactly what I thought
you would say.

559
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,360
Besides, I don't like
the word "screw. "

560
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,160
I prefer "make love" or "fuck. "

561
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,960
"Screwing" is for carpenters.

562
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,480
You're gonna get it. Oh, honey.

563
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,080
- Where are you going?
- Anywhere.

564
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,960
Getting the hell away from you,
you psycho chiquita nutcase.

565
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,280
Come on, honev. Come back.
I want to make love.

566
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,160
Honey, come back. I want to screw!

567
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,160
Forget you, then.

568
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,080
You piece of shit.

569
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,960
That's him.

570
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,560
- It's the Stuccis!
- The Stuccis! Oh, shit!

571
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,240
How'd they find us?!

572
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,960
Hold on. Okay, all right,
I got the money.

573
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,360
Go, honev, come on!
Come on, honev, move.

574
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,960
- I'm always waiting for you.
- Shut up!

575
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,160
- Wait for me!
- Hurry up!

576
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,560
Why are you so slow?
I'm carrying evervthing.

577
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,960
You want me to carry you too?

578
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,480
We'd shoot you, Billy,
but first we want the money.

579
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,560
- We've got your number now.
- No escape!

580
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,560
Blueberry, cockle cherry
Eevie ivey over

581
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,560
Mama's in the kitchen cooking rice
Daddy's outside shooting dice

582
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,160
Baby in the cradle fast asleep
Here comes mister with the H O T

583
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,360
This is a great house. A great house.

584
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,840
But it's a little steep.

585
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,360
Sidney, we have to talk.

586
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,160
Excuse me.

587
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,840
- I want this house.
- I want it too. But it's expensive.

588
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,440
- Thev want first, last, damages.
- I'll get a job.

589
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,640
No, no, no. I got lots of jobs.

590
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,760
I got the cable thing, the roof thing,
the paint thing.

591
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,840
Construction is slow, but basketball
puts food on the table.

592
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,640
Basketball isn't a real job.

593
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,840
It's late. I gotta go.
I'm working on this new shot.

594
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,960
I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot.

595
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,560
But I still want this house.

596
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
- Okay?
- Okay.

597
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,560
Foul, foul!

598
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,640
All ball. All ball, no foul.

599
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,680
- You got my hand.
- Your hand is part of the ball.

600
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,360
- You got my wrist.
- Part of the hand.

601
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,280
And the knee bone's connected
to the dick bone.

602
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,160
- You fouled Robert.
- You didn't even see the play.

603
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Yo, you couldn't carry my jockstrap
in a suitcase.

604
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,440
This is Watts. I thought you had some
ballplayers out here. This is shit.

605
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,760
I'm getting tired of your face.

606
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,560
Guess your mother threw
you out real young.

607
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,760
He's talking about your mama.

608
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,560
Nobodv talks about my mother.

609
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,480
Don't ever talk about my mama.
Me and any guy here can take you.

610
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,960
How much you want to roll?

611
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,760
Oh, my God. What is this?

612
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,960
Oh, my God! Look at this!
It's a thousand dollars!

613
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,360
Oh, wait a minute, there's more.
What is this?

614
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,560
You rob a 7-11?

615
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,240
Eleven, twelye, thirteen.
Wait, is there more?

616
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,640
Fourteen, fifteen.

617
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,160
- Is that your rent monev?
- Sixteen.

618
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,760
It's coming from evervwhere.
Seventeen hundred dollars, baby.

619
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,960
And we get to pick your partner?

620
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,160
You can pick any of these stiffs
out here. anybody. $ 1700.

621
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,080
And don't talk about my mother.

622
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,480
- How about my man here?
- No, no. I want that guy.

623
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,560
- The white boy?
- Yeah, that scraggly mother.

624
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,840
No, no, no. Fuck that.
Wait a minute.

625
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,760
I got $800. I just cashed
my check for the rent.

626
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,960
- I got 50 bucks.
- $ 1700. Come up with it or walk.

627
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,440
play us for what we got.

628
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,440
play a tune on that
bald head of yours.

629
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,560
Hey, man, hold on.

630
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,560
- Hev.
- How you doing?

631
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,760
- What's up?
- You look so good today.

632
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,080
- What's up?
- You're up. I need a diamond.

633
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,360
I told you he was no good.
When will you listen to me?

634
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,080
He was a dog from day one.

635
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,280
Trust me. We'll go to Zales
after this.

636
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,640
- Don't talk about my boyfriend.
- He's a dog.

637
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,760
This ain't no diamond.
It's a zircon.

638
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,960
Okav. Let's say this piece of shit
is worth 300 bills.

639
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,160
I'll put my $ 1700 against your $ 1150.

640
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,560
That's a bet!

641
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,560
Hey, give me my monev!

642
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,280
I'll hold it. I ain't going nowhere.

643
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,760
He ain't going nowhere.
The bakerv ain't open yet.

644
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,760
We play to 10.

645
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,760
- That's a bet.
- Let's do it.

646
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,040
We got a game to play.

647
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,440
Hey, Martha Graham!

648
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,880
Martha Graham!

649
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,560
Can you play?

650
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,560
- Good pick, man.
- You know it.

651
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,880
That's what I'm talking about.
Go back to Sea World.

652
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,760
- You let him back-door you.
- I thought he was gonna pass.

653
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,760
Of course he wasn't...

654
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,560
D up, man.

655
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,960
You don't know what D is.

656
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,360
Go, you fucking Globetrotter.

657
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,360
Aren't you gonna shoot?

658
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,960
- He was on my ass.
- You were wide open.

659
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,360
I got $ 1700 on the line.
I won't force a shot.

660
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,760
Why are you kicking it to me?

661
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,160
- All right, I'm sorry.
- You okay?

662
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,760
- Let's go.
- You got it.

663
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,360
- Get me the ball.
- It's 9-8, us. Point game.

664
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,440
- One more bucket, we get $ 1700.
- A bucket you'll never see.

665
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:25,360
- You tried to hustle us, but...
- You gonna chitchat or play?

666
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,760
Get the fuck out.

667
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,880
You talking all this shit.
Why don't you take me to the hole?

668
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,160
- I practice off people like you.
- Just learn to play.

669
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,560
Ball, ball.

670
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,360
I'll take your monev,
then I'll take your girl.

671
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,360
You're holding me.

672
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:48,360
All you do is hold people.
You know, you're disgusting.

673
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,560
Both of you, go back to Sea World!

674
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,360
Seventeen hundred!

675
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,960
Goddamn!

676
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,040
Give me my money.

677
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,240
It was so nice just to
hold it for a while.

678
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,960
I am dead. I am dead.

679
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,760
I'm sorry, man. I thought I had it.

680
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,560
I'm dead. I'm dog meat.
She is gonna dump me now.

681
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,760
I feel terrible. I had a lousv game.

682
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,760
We're better than them. I've beat
guys 10 times better than that!

683
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,360
I know. It's my fault.

684
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,760
It's nobody's fault. Sometimes
the ball just doesn't go down.

685
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,360
- You want a ride?
- I'll take the rail.

686
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,560
You sure?

687
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,240
I gotta think of how to tell Gloria
I lost everything....

688
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,960
.... and figure out where
I'm gonna sleep tonight.

689
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,440
Hey, Billy, I'm sorry.

690
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,560
I mean it. I'm sorry.

691
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,960
"Thirty-nine" is the answer.
What's the question?

692
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,560
"How many books in the Old Testament?"

693
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,160
I am so fucking good.

694
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,880
- Did Jeopardy! call yet?
- Not vet.

695
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,880
But I'll need a nice dress.
When they call, you gotta be ready.

696
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,360
Want to hear the books of
the Old Testament backwards?

697
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,880
- Malachi, Zechariah, Haggai and...
- Honey, please.

698
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,240
And I did "Famous Women"
and "Foods That Start With Q."

699
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,440
You can't imagine how many foods
actually start with the letter Q.

700
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,280
Will you please shut up?

701
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,880
What's wrong with you?

702
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,080
I lost the money.

703
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,160
Oh, Jesus, Billy.

704
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,760
Not again.

705
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,760
- How much?
- A lot of it.

706
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,560
Most of it.

707
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,960
Roughly all of it.

708
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,880
You lost all our fucking money?

709
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,280
Shit, Billy! Jesus!

710
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,760
Seventeen hundred dollars. Billy!

711
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,560
We were on our way to 8000.

712
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,480
Were your opponents that good?

713
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,280
No, I beat better guys in Brooklyn
and Jersey.

714
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,760
- You missed your jump shots?
- No, I hit mine.

715
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,080
What about Sidney?

716
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,680
He had an off day.
He wasn't shooting that much.

717
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,480
His guy scored on him and he didn't....

718
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,040
.... D up. He usually plays good D.

719
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,840
You got hustled.

720
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,360
I did not get hustled.

721
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,160
You got set up.
You got hustled by Sidney.

722
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,960
- No. He's a good guy.
- You said he was full of shit!

723
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,480
He's full of shit and he's a good guy.

724
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,360
You're full of shit, okav?
Fuck that shit.

725
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,880
I'm going back to that house and get
my fucking money back.

726
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,680
No, no, no. Honey, a man cannot ask
for his money back.

727
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,840
He lives in the jungle, right?

728
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,160
No, honey, we can't.

729
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,280
They don't let white people in
the Crenshaw District.

730
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,160
And maybe not Puerto Ricans.
It's reverse discrimination.

731
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,480
Let's see.

732
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,960
We drove Sidney to Crenshaw and...

733
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,760
You don't understand how things work.
Men understand how they work.

734
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,360
Wasn't there a big apartment house?

735
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,760
Let me explain.
Men's rules are verv simple.

736
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,080
If you win, you win.
You lose, you lose.

737
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,280
But under no circumstances do you
ask for the money back.

738
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,880
- Whv not?
- It's not part of the rules.

739
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,240
Oh, yeah?

740
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,880
I got a different set of rules
of my own. Do you want to hear them?

741
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,440
Here they go: Sometimes when
you win, you really lose.

742
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,360
And sometimes when you lose,
you really win.

743
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,160
Sometimes when you win or lose,
you actually tie.

744
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,040
And sometimes when you tie,
you actually win or lose.

745
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,160
I hate when you talk like that.
It makes me crazy.

746
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,560
Winning and losing is just
a big organic globule....

747
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,760
.... from which one takes
what one needs.

748
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,280
I'm fucked.

749
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,040
Forget it.
I'm not getting off this bus, honey.

750
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,480
I'm not getting off the bus.
No. Stop!

751
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,240
Can we discuss it?
Can we have a discussion?

752
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,160
Does Sidney Deane live here?

753
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,480
He does.

754
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,240
He's my husband.

755
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,480
Well, your husband stole $ 1700
from my boyfriend.

756
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,240
Really?

757
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,880
Just a minute.

758
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,760
Some people are here who say you
stole their money. Come on in.

759
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,280
Oh, shit.

760
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,080
No, baby, I didn't steal his money.
I hustled his money.

761
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,360
- Cindy Brady!
- That girl is fine.

762
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,640
Cindy, what happened?

763
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,640
What the fuck do you want?

764
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,280
- Who invited you in, anyway?
- I did.

765
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,080
- I want to talk to......
- Gloria.

766
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,680
Baby, that man hustled me long
before I hustled him.

767
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,840
That's true. I saw the whole thing.

768
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,560
Damn skippv. So, what goes around,
comes around.

769
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,360
Then you won't mind if Gloria and I
talk. You want a drink?

770
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,280
- Yeah.
- Come on.

771
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,280
This boy's got a lot of guts.

772
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:15,480
Billy Ho! It's good to see you,
Billy! You look swell.

773
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,640
You fucked me, man.

774
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,680
Get the fuck out from in front
of the ty.

775
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,040
You fucked me! We had a partnership.

776
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,640
No, we were never partners.
It goes like this:

777
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,280
You either smoke, or you get smoked.

778
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,280
And you got smoked.

779
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,160
- Clean as my gun.
- Yes, it was.

780
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,680
- Smooth.
- A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

781
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,680
- Did I get too deep on you?
- Would you make this guy shut up?

782
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:47,760
I'm sorry. I'll go back to the way
you like me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

783
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,760
I want my money back.

784
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,240
You're not getting it back.

785
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,480
- You're giving me my money back.
- I'm giving you nothing.

786
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,160
They were teammates.
Teammates can't hustle each other.

787
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,640
- Really? Why not?
- It's not artistic.

788
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,680
Let me tell you.
I don't care about art.

789
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,160
All I care about is getting out
of the vista view....

790
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:13,240
.... because there ain't no vista, no
views and ain't no vista of no views.

791
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,880
You want cream or sugar or what?

792
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,640
Cream.

793
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,280
I trusted you. There are rules
to hustling. There are ethics.

794
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,440
That you wouldn't know a thing about.

795
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,040
I never shook anyone's hand
and stabbed him in the back!

796
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,760
The hdians shook hands with the
Pilgrims and look who got fucked.

797
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,360
Who you calling a Pilgrim?

798
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,640
- You, Columbus.
- Gobble this, turkey.

799
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,680
I got a gun in my hand!
What's wrong with you?

800
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,560
Shoot this motherfucker.

801
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,080
Hold it. Byron for 20.

802
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,480
- byron for 20!
- Shoot the motherfucker.

803
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,560
- He's a traitor.
- Come on.

804
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,480
Pop it, James! Yeah!

805
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,880
Sweet!

806
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,440
That's a black man.
That's a black man.

807
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,360
Throughout our glorious
life together....

808
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,480
.... I bought a car from the Stucci
brothers for three grand.

809
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,360
Turned out to be piece of shit,
and I didn't pav.

810
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,560
So they told Billy, unless he got them
their money, they'd cut me up.

811
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,360
So he had to figure out
a way to get the money.

812
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,560
The Stuccis decided
to fix a basketball game.

813
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,640
Billy agreed.
He got mad and didn't throw it....

814
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,880
.... and the Stuccis lost a bundle.

815
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,840
Wake up, girlfriend.
It's your boyfriend.

816
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,280
He's got problems.

817
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,840
He's just bad with money.

818
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,480
Look, the Stuccis are still after us.

819
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,240
Hey, hey. It's a sad story.
It really is, and I'm sorry.

820
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,240
But I'm not giving you the money.

821
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,840
I might, however, be willing
to discuss other arrangements.

822
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,680
There's Dyan:
- There's Kadeem.

823
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,640
That ain't Kadeem.

824
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,480
There's Eddie. I know Eddie.

825
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,480
- You know shit.
- Listen up.

826
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,840
We have a solution.

827
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,840
- Tell them to move.
- You tell them. You think I'm crazy?

828
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,680
Here's the scenario:

829
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,160
Rhonda's returning some money.
We know how to get the rest.

830
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,960
So, what you guys need to do
is kiss, make up....

831
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,440
.... or whatever it is you do and play
in that tournament, together.

832
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,360
I ain't playing
with that son of a bitch.

833
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,280
- No, baby...
- I don't hustle with the dishonest.

834
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,880
I can tell you that now.
He ain't that good to begin with.

835
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,880
That's not fair, Rhonda.

836
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,240
Sugar, sugar. Please don't make me
do something like that.

837
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,840
Welcome to the first annual
Two on Two for Brotherhood.:.

838
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,680
.Basketball Tournament:

839
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,560
Also known as the "TTBBT."

840
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:59,760
Sponsored by a group of corporations
in the spirit of promoting....

841
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,360
.... brotherhood among us all.
And now....

842
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,640
.... let the games begin!

843
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,240
Stav with him. Stay with him.
Look at that.

844
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,240
Why can't you check somebody?

845
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,760
You fat mustard and butter sandwich.

846
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,560
I'll knock you out.

847
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,480
We ain't got to worry about them.
They spend too much time arguing.

848
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,440
About their mothers,
and both of them are ugly.

849
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,040
Remember Raymond? Must have some
type of work-release program.

850
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,840
Motherfucker was just on parole, man.

851
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,280
These two we definitely
have to worry about.

852
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,760
That's Flight and Willie.

853
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,240
They can play. They'll be
in the finals against us.

854
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,440
Shit, that's just too easy!

855
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,440
No, that shit is too easy.

856
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,880
Too easy.

857
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,880
That shit is too easy!

858
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,760
- Fuck it. I don't even want to play.
- I don't want to play no more.

859
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,840
Hey, chump!

860
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,840
Yeah, you, potatohead.
You know who I'm talking about.

861
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,360
Is that your best? If it is,
grab the free T-shirt and go.

862
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,680
What're you doing?

863
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,840
Who'd you bring? Mighty Mouse?

864
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,040
You're too pretty to play basketball.

865
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,360
You got that big Z in your 'fro, man.

866
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,040
- Stop already.
- Are you the black Zorro?

867
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,640
Man, that's enough.

868
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,280
Is your hair done
at the Braille hstitute?

869
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,440
What's Opie Tavlor talking about?

870
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,440
Opie Tavlor? Opie?!

871
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,440
I got your Opie, you big, bad,
goopie-eved son of a bitch!

872
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,480
You and your Cream of Wheat
go back to Mayberry!

873
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,560
Tell Aunt Bee she better have
my bean pies or I'll kick her ass!

874
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,160
- Lurch and Morticia!
- What are you doing?

875
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,680
- I'm doing two things.
- What?

876
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,360
Making them mad.
guys don't play good mad.

877
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,160
You're embarrassing me.

878
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,080
That's the other thing.

879
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,440
You're not embarrassing me,
you're pissing me off.

880
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,760
I assume, unlike them,
you play better when you're mad.

881
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,240
Am I right?

882
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,440
I'm not listening.

883
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,640
Yeah, but you are hearing me.
You're hearing me.

884
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,760
What, you throwing bricks?

885
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,280
- What did I just say?
- Throwing bricks?

886
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,080
What is this, a mason's convention?

887
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,560
Clank! I'll need a welding torch
to play in this league.

888
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,960
I got an idea. Let's stop now
and gather up all these bricks....

889
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:31,640
.... and build a homeless shelter so
your mother has a place to live.

890
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,680
- Fuck you, great white!
- Fuck that fucker.

891
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,960
And your sister. I want your mother
and sister out of my house.

892
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,040
Black ball.

893
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,080
What the fuck do you mean, black ball?
Are you racist?

894
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,080
Your jersey, not your skin.

895
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:46,680
I knew you were a racist.

896
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,880
Here, sir. How do you feel?
You don't look well.

897
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,640
Didn't I school you before?

898
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,040
Give us something, man. Bring it.

899
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,160
Don't let him pull that move on you.

900
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,760
Don't let him pull that move.

901
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,080
Oh, no, that's the move!

902
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,360
I tried to warn you.
You call that defense?

903
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,760
Are you gonna give us a game?
Some competition?

904
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,280
If not, I got better things
to do on a Saturdav.

905
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:20,960
This is Chickie Babe from the Forum
watching this ugly honkv yo-yo....

906
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,480
.... up and down the court. Bad boy!

907
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:29,640
But he ain't got shit.
He ain't got shit. He ain't got shit.

908
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,960
You suckers!

909
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,280
What a great no-look pass.
Am I right?

910
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,360
The mustard is off the hot dog,
you big mule.

911
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,560
My man ain't getting nothing.

912
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:47,240
I looked up "basketball player" in
the dictionary. It said, "Not you. "

913
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,240
- You won't beat us.
- Be quiet.

914
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,040
Bring it on, bad boy!
Excuse me, I'm talking.

915
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,760
I know you are. Shut up.

916
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:58,280
Pretty boy, I'll be D-ing up on you
if you make it to the finals.

917
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,240
I got something for you.
I got some bean pie!

918
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,440
You won't see $ 5000.
You mav see 5000 beans!

919
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,080
Do you ever shut the fuck up?

920
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,480
Don't worry. I'm in a zone, man.

921
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,040
I'm in a fucking zone.
Would you relax?

922
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,440
It's one thing to embarrass me.

923
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,880
It's another to piss off guys
we'll be playing.

924
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,560
That's just plain stupid.

925
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,640
Listen to him, buckethead.

926
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,360
You gone past stupid,
into a new category.

927
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,880
Called suicide, chump.

928
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:29,480
Call me chump all dav, bad boy.
I'm in a fucking zone!

929
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,440
- Fuck you!
- Come here! What is up with you?

930
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,160
Why are you worried? I'm in a zone!

931
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,880
They're pissed off. I'm in a zone!

932
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,440
This is not about black and white.

933
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,240
It's about money, greed.
You got that?

934
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,960
I need this five grand, and I won't
let you blow this for me. No way.

935
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,880
You pissed off?

936
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,680
No. I ain't pissed off.

937
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,840
- You pissed at me?
- No, I'm not.

938
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,440
That's what you want, to get me
into this fucking zone.

939
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,960
You ain't good enough.

940
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,680
Is that some brother thing?
You racist.

941
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,280
Some things you can't do.

942
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,480
- I can hear Jimi! I can hear Jimi!
- No, no!

943
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,560
- No, you can't.
- Fuck you.

944
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,880
- Good. Fuck me.
- Yeah, fuck you.

945
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,880
- Say it with feeling.
- Fuck you!

946
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,360
Yes, yes! Fuck me! Fuck me!

947
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,360
- Check, asshole.
- Check, gav boy.

948
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,080
- Let's go, Lurch.
- Check it, captain.

949
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,560
Fuck you, faggot, asshole!

950
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,680
Stop them before we lose our sponsors!

951
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,880
Start a fight, neither of us
will make any money.

952
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,080
Stop that bullshit passing.
Five grand's on the line.

953
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,960
I hope this doesn't get worse.

954
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,080
Why didn't you dunk it?

955
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,840
- Give me the ball.
- Don't you guys ever shut up?

956
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,680
- Brick!
- Point.

957
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,560
Man, you've got the lane,
take the shot.

958
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,240
Give me a better pass.

959
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,880
A better pass?
I gave you a great pass.

960
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,360
- About time.
- I'm tired of piggybacking you.

961
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,640
You piggybacking me?
You piggybacking me?

962
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,760
Oh, yeah.
You ever been to flight school?

963
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,880
I'm going to the seventh floor
and dropping you off.

964
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,480
- Don't reach.
- Stay on him.

965
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,480
Do it, Flight! Do it!

966
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,160
Thank you.

967
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,280
- Big fucking deal.
- Can you do it?

968
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,560
Cut, man. Lav that D.

969
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,880
Damn, Willie! Come on, man.

970
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:03,480
$ 5000 on the line, and you let
this motherfucker take the ball.

971
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,640
Fuck you. Opie's pissing on you.

972
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,360
- Pissing on me?
- Yeah.

973
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,280
Why don't you guard somebody,
sorry motherfucker?

974
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,440
Five thousand. Stop showing off.

975
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,240
I've been saying your ass
the whole game.

976
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,040
Shut the fuck up, man.
Get the ball out here.

977
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,240
Point game, Mr. Deane and Mr. hoyle.

978
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,680
Cut, cut. Will you cut?

979
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,560
- I got him, Flight!
- That was a foul!

980
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,880
Let's pav them and get out.

981
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,840
- Damn!
- Fuck you, you're supposed to help.

982
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,560
- Whv'd you pass?
- I thought you'd dunk.

983
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,640
- No, just take the shot.
- What?

984
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,880
You're luckv we didn't cough up 5000.

985
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:22,280
You were supposed to dunk. He was
dunking on you. Whv didn't you dunk?

986
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,080
Why should...? Shut the fuck up.

987
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,040
Oh! She's gonna love my ass!

988
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,640
Damn!

989
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,760
You know something?

990
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,080
I can jam, man.

991
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,160
Okav.

992
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,760
You keep saying I can't stuff it.

993
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,440
I only say it to get under your skin.

994
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,160
Just because I don't dunk in a game,
don't mean I can't.

995
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,760
Okav, fine.

996
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,680
You don't think I can stuff it.

997
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,440
Billy.....

998
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,040
I don't care if you can or can't.

999
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,640
Stop the fucking car.

1000
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:08,840
Stop the car.

1001
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,440
Pull it over.

1002
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,760
Turn that shit down. What is it?

1003
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:17,160
It's good music, that's what.
Don't call it shit.

1004
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,760
I'll bet my half of the $ 5000
against yours that I can stuff it.

1005
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,560
Wait. Hold up. Hold up.

1006
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,760
Billy, you just won it.
Let me give you some adyice.

1007
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,840
Take some money
and buy your girl a dress....

1008
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:31,080
.... in case she gets on that show.

1009
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,240
You're either stupid or dangerous.

1010
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:37,640
You can't be stupid. Stupid people
can't push my buttons and piss me off.

1011
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,040
So you must be dangerous.

1012
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,960
- To who?
- To yourself. I'm taking you home.

1013
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:48,040
The reason I don't jam in a game
is because it's like showboating....

1014
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,640
.... which you know about.

1015
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:53,080
- I look good.
- Like the unnecessary behind-the-back.

1016
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:57,080
Motherfucker, you wouldn't know
what a behind-the-back pass was.

1017
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,280
It goes back to what I was saying.
Quoting myself:

1018
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,680
A white man wants to win,
then look good.

1019
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,240
A black man wants to look good,
then win. "

1020
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:09,560
That is the most ridiculous piece of
philosophical bullshit I ever heard.

1021
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,840
Look, right over here.
There's a goal right there.

1022
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,840
Get your money and the ball.

1023
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,240
Quoting myself?

1024
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,680
- I'm tired of your shit.
- I'm tired of yours.

1025
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,880
What crap. Put your money
where your mouth is.

1026
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,840
- I just need three tries.
- You sure?

1027
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,160
All right, let's go.

1028
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:29,240
One of us is not going home tonight.

1029
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,160
Man, you were almost there.
Almost there.

1030
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,240
I was with you on that one. Damn.

1031
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,240
Come on, baby. You can do this.

1032
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,560
This is a sucker.

1033
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:46,680
Is this shit regulation?
This shit ain't regulation.

1034
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,080
Get the fuck out of here. Regulation?

1035
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,880
Move out of the way.
I'll check it for you.

1036
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,480
Move out the way.

1037
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,240
Yeah, yeah. Just about right.

1038
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,160
Let's go. You can do it.

1039
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,960
Come on, I believe in you.

1040
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,680
I know what the problem is.

1041
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,760
Get out of the fucking way. Get out.

1042
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,040
- Just trving to help.
- It's a bet.

1043
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,360
All right, it's your money.

1044
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:17,680
Go.

1045
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:21,880
Fuck me!

1046
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,080
When I looked at it before....

1047
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:31,080
.... I thought it was a little high,
but now I think it was just....

1048
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:34,040
.... an optical illusion and shit.
Right?

1049
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:35,880
I know what it is.

1050
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,560
You can't go out like that.

1051
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,680
- Get off me!
- I'll pump you.

1052
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,840
- Get off!
- You need help.

1053
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,360
- It's a bet. Stop fucking around.
- I know it.

1054
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,680
- Billy......
- Shut up, man.

1055
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,160
Billy.

1056
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,160
Shut up!

1057
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:53,360
- Billy, listen to me.
- What?

1058
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,880
White men can't jump.

1059
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,240
Shit!

1060
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,240
Good luck with Gloria.

1061
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,880
Way to go, Billy.

1062
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,240
You called hours ago.

1063
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,840
Sidney's already home!

1064
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,680
The fucking pizza's all cold
and the wine is all warm.

1065
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,160
A present for you.

1066
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,240
Oh, honey.

1067
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,240
Oh, God.

1068
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,560
What a shrew I am.

1069
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,160
I'm sorry, honey.

1070
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,440
Tell me about the tournament.

1071
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,840
There were some decent players.

1072
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,360
Me and Sidney played okav.

1073
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:58,440
Okav? You guys must have been great.

1074
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,840
This is beautiful.

1075
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,080
Gloria.....

1076
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,240
- Gloria.
- Yes?

1077
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,480
This is beautiful.

1078
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,080
Thank you.

1079
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,040
Honey.....

1080
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,440
I lost the money.

1081
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,880
What?

1082
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,240
I lost the money.

1083
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,040
You want to run that by me
one more time?

1084
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:33,240
It happened again.

1085
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,480
It?

1086
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,040
It?

1087
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:40,440
It?!

1088
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:45,880
No! No, Billy. What the fuck
is "it, it, it"? There is no "it. "

1089
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:50,680
It is you! You happened again!
Damn it, Billy!

1090
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:03,080
That money was mine to keep the both
of us going till Jeopardy! called.

1091
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,160
Jeopardy! ain't gonna call.
When will you wake up?

1092
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,160
Jeopardy! is gonna call.

1093
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:13,880
It is my destiny that I triumph
magnificently on that show!

1094
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:18,440
I'll never do it wearing that stupid
hoochie-mama dress you bought me....

1095
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:22,840
.... which was obyiously to cover up
the fact that you fucked up again!

1096
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,840
I'm gonna win. I'm gonna get on
that motherfucking show....

1097
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,680
.... and win, because
I am overflowing....

1098
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:37,080
.... with more useless information than
any human being on this planet!

1099
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,480
Who's James K. Polk?

1100
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,240
How many moons are around Pluto?

1101
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:43,240
What's a quince?

1102
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:47,080
It's a food, Billy, that starts
with the letter Q....

1103
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,480
.... and I got seven more!

1104
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,680
I can't believe you lost
the goddamn money!

1105
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,160
Where are you going?

1106
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,480
Honey!

1107
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,240
Honey! Honey!

1108
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:07,680
Honey!

1109
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,440
Where are you going? You can't leave.

1110
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,080
What's a solar eclipse?
Who's Marcel Cerdan?

1111
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,680
Where was the hamburger invented at?

1112
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:20,040
What are you doing?
You can't hitchhike. This is L.A.

1113
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,680
- Go ahead!
- Billy!

1114
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:25,480
Go ahead, she's just crazy. Go ahead.

1115
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,240
- Go on!
- Billy!

1116
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,480
These people are perverts.

1117
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,680
The carpet's on fire.

1118
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,840
Oh, shit.

1119
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,560
Don't move, honey.

1120
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,560
Put your arm down.

1121
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,960
Come on in here, honey.

1122
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,240
Oh, shit! Shit!

1123
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,440
Honey, don't get in that truck!

1124
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,080
You can run, but you can't hide.

1125
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,560
The great Joe Louis said that.
Do you believe that?

1126
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,080
Time to take a little ride, Billy.

1127
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:18,040
I'm telling you, I lost the money.
I swear to God, there's no money.

1128
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:19,480
There's no money!

1129
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,440
Goddamn it, Billy.

1130
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,680
The shave was working.
It was beautiful.

1131
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,560
Nobody would've known.

1132
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,680
So why didn't you go through
with the fix?

1133
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,480
The guy said I couldn't score.
Called me a honky fucker.

1134
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,560
- You are a honky fucker!
- But I can score, man.

1135
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:40,760
We were the team. You betrayed us.

1136
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,480
Life is just a bunch of bad trades.

1137
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,680
I swear to God, one week.

1138
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,160
Where's your little girlfriend?

1139
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,240
Where is she? I liked her.

1140
01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:52,840
- She left me.
- Oh, Billy.

1141
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,840
Show him the fucking pictures.

1142
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,840
I'm gonna show you something.

1143
01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:01,240
This is what happens to people who
don't come through. You see these?

1144
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,840
Look at the Polaroids!
Look at this guy!

1145
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,680
I swear to God, one week.

1146
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,760
One week, that's all you get.

1147
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,880
Maravich, my ass.
I got your pistol right here.

1148
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,680
You got one week, understand?

1149
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:57,480
I just came to get an Oki dog, baby.

1150
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,880
Five dollar an hour!

1151
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:13,680
- You're late.
- I'm sorry. I'll be right there.

1152
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:17,240
I've been waiting for you.

1153
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,440
I'm verv sorry.

1154
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,960
My wife and I decided on the Spanish
tile with the mansard roof.

1155
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,480
- How unusual.
- Thank you.

1156
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:29,080
But I don't want to get
a city building permit or anything.

1157
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,160
No problem. I can go through
the city or around it.

1158
01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:35,680
I can eliminate the middleman
or I can be him.

1159
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:39,560
I'm offering the full service:
the roof, the paint, the plaster.

1160
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,680
Well, my wife and I have decided
on number 88.

1161
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:47,080
Thank you verv much. Just write
the check to Sidney Deane.

1162
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,760
That's D-E-A-N-E.

1163
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,840
Sidney!

1164
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,680
$ 300 will get me started.

1165
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:54,840
Sidney!

1166
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,960
Sidney! hey, man.
How you doing, buddy?

1167
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,040
I've got to talk to you.

1168
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,360
This is my office.
I'm doing business.

1169
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,080
- Three hundred.
- But it's really important.

1170
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,080
Thank you. My regards to your lovely
wife. We'll start on Tuesday.

1171
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,680
- I gotta talk to you.
- God bless you!

1172
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,480
Goddamn it! What?

1173
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:15,680
I'm desperate, man.

1174
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,240
You know, a man should never
act desperate. It's impractical.

1175
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,840
And frankly, I find it rather ugly.

1176
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:27,240
- I'd rather look ugly and win...
- Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

1177
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,040
Gloria left me.

1178
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,240
I'm sorry, man.

1179
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:41,880
I don't know what to do or how,
but I gotta get her back.

1180
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,080
Oh, brother.

1181
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,680
I got this grave human weakness.

1182
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:52,240
A tinv little spot in my soul
that actually likes you.

1183
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:56,240
It's horrible to admit,
but everybody's got a cross to bear.

1184
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,240
You're my damn cross.

1185
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,560
What's that mean?

1186
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,440
- It means that I'm gonna help you.
- Yes! Yes!

1187
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,240
Don't kiss me, man.
I got no guarantees.

1188
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,480
What are you gonna do?

1189
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:09,880
I got an idea.

1190
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,240
But you're gonna owe me.

1191
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,560
That's what I'm talking about. You're
in my house, man. What's up with you?

1192
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,960
Oh, what you want now?
What you want now, Pico?

1193
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:24,040
I don't need no pick for this chump.
You ready?

1194
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:26,240
You call that D? Where you going?

1195
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,880
You call that D?
Where you going? Who are you?

1196
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,360
That's what I'm talking about.
This is my house, my house!

1197
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,240
- Where are you going, man?
- I got a job, baby.

1198
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:41,480
Robert, smooth. Looking good.
Almost as good as me.

1199
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,240
Yo, Billy.

1200
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,040
Why don't you take that prize money
and buy new clothes?

1201
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:51,880
Let me ask you something.

1202
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,960
They still film game shows
at the studio you work for?

1203
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,680
All the game shows are done on my lot.

1204
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,240
Genius! She's been trving to get
on that lot for weeks.

1205
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,240
Robert, can you get her on?

1206
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,680
Nobody gets on my lot without a pass.
Nobody.

1207
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,480
I take that shit seriously.

1208
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:12,960
Robert, can you do it for me?
As a favor?

1209
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,040
Ballbreaker break your balls?

1210
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,960
She broke my heart.

1211
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,080
Hearts, balls.... details.

1212
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,880
Give me one reason why I should help.

1213
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,880
I'll owe you.

1214
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:29,880
He'll owe you.

1215
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,040
Okav.

1216
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,080
Tell you what:

1217
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:39,880
I'll give you one shot from there.

1218
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:44,760
You make it, I'll let your girlfriend
on the lot. Miss it, I get your car.

1219
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:48,440
No problem.

1220
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,680
Billy boy.

1221
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:58,840
This is Ghana. You, my friend,
are shooting for the Sudan.

1222
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,560
- And a hook shot.
- And a hook shot.

1223
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:07,960
Don't look at me.

1224
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,560
Look, it's their court, their rules.

1225
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,080
You want me to punt it?

1226
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,680
Can I use my right arm?

1227
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,840
This is Jeopardy!

1228
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,360
Entering the studio
are our contestants:

1229
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:47,760
An English teacher from Spokane,
Washington, Dr: Leonard Allen.

1230
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:53,160
A former disco queen, originally from
Brooklyn, New York, Gloria Clemente.

1231
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:55,080
And our returning champion:.:

1232
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:59,480
.a rocket scientist from
Pasadena, California, Richard Andrews.

1233
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:04,240
And now, here is the host
of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek.

1234
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,160
Thank you, Johnnv Gilbert.
Welcome once again to our program.

1235
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:10,240
h our last three shows....

1236
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,560
.... our champion, Richard Andrews,
performed brilliantly....

1237
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,440
.... averaging over $ 12,000
for each win.

1238
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:20,840
That means that if our newcomers
Leonard and Gloria hope to win....

1239
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:22,760
.... they have a job ahead of them.

1240
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:25,080
So, contestants, good luck to you.

1241
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:26,760
Let's play the first round.

1242
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:31,160
h this round, there will be one Daily
Double in one of these categories:

1243
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,160
Medicine, "Superstition"....

1244
01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:36,040
.... "Natural Disasters, "
Books of the Bible....

1245
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,160
.... "Sports, " and finally....

1246
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,440
.... "Foods That Start
With the Letter Q."

1247
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:43,240
She knows seven foods
that start with Q.

1248
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:46,360
- Richard will begin.
- Sports for 100.

1249
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:50,560
First clue: "The all-time leading
rebounder in pro basketball history. "

1250
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,040
Wilt Chamberlain.

1251
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,240
- Who is Babe Ruth?
- No, I'm sorry. That is wrong.

1252
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:58,240
- Babe Ruth?
- She's not verv good at sports.

1253
01:24:58,440 --> 01:24:59,880
Correct. Pick again.

1254
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,840
I'll change subjects
to Superstitions for 100.

1255
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:07,160
Make a wish and break this,
the V-shaped clavicle of a fowl. "

1256
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,960
- What is a wishbone?
- Right. Now it's your turn to select.

1257
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,480
National Disasters for 100.

1258
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:17,760
This volcano's eruption buried
the city of Pompeii in 79 A.D."

1259
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,360
- Gloria.
- What is Mount 'suvius?

1260
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,760
I'd better get a ruling on that one.

1261
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:27,880
Our judges say that's close enough.
Go again.

1262
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:31,160
Let's go with Foods That Start
With the Letter Q, please.

1263
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,760
A game bird related to a partridge.

1264
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,880
- Gloria.
- What is a quail?

1265
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:38,680
Oh, man! She's into her shit now!

1266
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:44,360
Answer: "A custard pie often made
with cheese and bacon. "

1267
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,760
- What is a quiche?
- Yes.

1268
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:49,760
Okav, Foods With Q for 300, please.

1269
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:53,360
A large, edible clam
of the Atlantic Coast. "

1270
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:55,560
- What is a quahog?
- Right.

1271
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,240
Okav, Foods with Q for 400.

1272
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,440
The answer there is the Daily Double!

1273
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:05,240
Gloria, you are leading with $ 2100.
You're performing beautifully.

1274
01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:10,160
How much of that do you want to risk
on your knowledge of this subject?

1275
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,560
All of it.

1276
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:16,360
According to legend, it's the
Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden. "

1277
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,160
- What is a quince?
- Yes.

1278
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:21,560
How'd she know that?
How'd she know what a quince was?

1279
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:25,360
To begin Double Jeopardy,
Leonard, select first.

1280
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,560
You could turn things around.

1281
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:28,960
Popes for 200, please.

1282
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,680
He was Pope when America's first
Catholic president was inaugurated. "

1283
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,880
- Who was John X X III?
- Yes.

1284
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,480
Popes for 400, Alex.

1285
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,760
His reign was
the shortest on record in... "

1286
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,560
- Gloria again.
- Who was John Paul I?

1287
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,680
Ruling Class for 800.

1288
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:49,160
- " 18th-centurv czar who... "
- Who was Peter the Great?

1289
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,240
Who was the Emperor Constantine?

1290
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,360
- Who was King John?
- Yes, correct.

1291
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:54,680
She's in the zone!

1292
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,560
- Who was victoriano Huerta?
- You are right.

1293
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:00,440
- What is a toadstool?
- Yes.

1294
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:02,840
- What is chlorophvll?
- Yes!

1295
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,440
- What are spores?
- Right.

1296
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:06,840
- What is Australia?
- Right.

1297
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:09,160
- What is the Outer Hebrides?
- Right.

1298
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,480
Yes! Yeah!

1299
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,160
Gloria!

1300
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,760
Look, Billy, now listen to me.

1301
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:24,280
Even if Gloria takes you back,
which would be a miracle....

1302
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,280
.... don't blow it. All right?

1303
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,840
Listen to her carefully.
Women know shit.

1304
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:33,080
Even if you don't know what the hell
she's talking about, just listen.

1305
01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:34,360
All right.

1306
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,560
I'm sorry.
She doesn't want to see you.

1307
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:44,160
Hey! I said, she doesn't
want to see you!

1308
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,160
Jesus!

1309
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:47,760
It's locked.

1310
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,040
- Bitch.
- It's okav.

1311
01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:53,360
Look, there's another door.
You're on your own.

1312
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,560
And remember, you owe me big.

1313
01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:58,560
- All right, man.
- All right?

1314
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:12,560
Honey.

1315
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:17,760
Don't say anything.
Just listen for a second.

1316
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:41,160
I will never bring you water

1317
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:43,760
When you 're thirsting in our bed

1318
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:48,360
You know I understand dry mouthedness

1319
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:52,160
And I'll sympathize instead

1320
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:56,440
And if you take me back again

1321
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,760
I won't be such a slob

1322
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,360
Let's screw.

1323
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,680
Tell me the truth.

1324
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,640
You didn't think Jeopardy!
would call, did you?

1325
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,960
I must confess I didn't.

1326
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,760
That's why you gotta trust me more.

1327
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:08,560
You're right, as usual.

1328
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:10,160
I know.

1329
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:14,280
- I've been thinking about the future.
- Me too.

1330
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,760
The future is like
a whole new concept.

1331
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,560
I mean, it's like, it's like.....

1332
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:24,680
I admit the summer pro league
hasn't been knocking down my door.

1333
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:29,760
There comes a time in a man's life
when he must get on with his life.

1334
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:39,760
I want you to take
two thousand of my winnings.

1335
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:43,760
Okav?

1336
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,360
I think that's a bad idea.

1337
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:48,280
No, it's a good idea.

1338
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,080
I want you to buv some new clothes.

1339
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,960
Not for me. I like you
the way you are, but....

1340
01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:58,160
.... when you go on job interviews,
you gotta look good.

1341
01:30:58,360 --> 01:30:59,960
Job interviews?

1342
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:01,360
Yeah.

1343
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:04,360
I want you to aim high.

1344
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,160
Well, I.....

1345
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:11,560
I want to aim high, but I'm just
neryous about taking your money again.

1346
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,040
I'm afraid I might
do something stupid.

1347
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:16,440
Take it.

1348
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,040
I trust you.

1349
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:41,560
They took everything. I feel raped!
They took everything!

1350
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:44,680
They wiped us out!
They took everything.

1351
01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:48,680
They took our ty, our stereo!
They took my baby's crib!

1352
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:53,080
I want to know what kind of human
being would steal a baby's crib?

1353
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,560
Where have you been?
They took everything.

1354
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:57,880
- Who?
- Burglars. Who do you think?

1355
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:01,160
I feel raped.
Your ty, stereo, evervthing's gone.

1356
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:03,360
And they trashed the place!

1357
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:05,080
Oh, look at this here!

1358
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:07,080
I'll be goddamned!

1359
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:09,240
Baby, we'll get our stuff back.

1360
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:13,880
You promised we'd leave this hellhole.
And they took our $ 5000.

1361
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:18,280
Wiped us out. And I know somebody
saw what happened here.

1362
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:22,160
You can't take that kind of stuff
and not see something.

1363
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,160
You didn't have to trash the place.

1364
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,160
Fuck me!

1365
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:44,280
I'm sorry. Okav?

1366
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:47,960
I'm sorry.

1367
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:56,160
I'm sorry I lost it.

1368
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,760
You don't have to apologize to me.

1369
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:02,960
I want a job.

1370
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:06,960
Okav.

1371
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,440
All right, you get a job.

1372
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:14,160
And I'll figure out how to get us out
of this goddamn building.

1373
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,560
All right?

1374
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:24,440
If I can win $ 12,000 each week, right?

1375
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:28,160
Times five, plus 20
for the annual title.

1376
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:29,960
That'll gives us....

1377
01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:31,760
.... eighty grand.

1378
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:33,240
We're rolling now.

1379
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,440
I figure I can take
some acting classes....

1380
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:39,880
.... get on a soap,
do a little television.

1381
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:43,760
- Be on the big screen in two vears.
- You're made for the big screen.

1382
01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:47,960
- Billy!
- Oh, it's Sidney.

1383
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:49,960
Hey, Billy!

1384
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,960
I've been looking for you.

1385
01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:57,160
I gotta talk to you. Alone.

1386
01:33:57,360 --> 01:33:59,640
What is this, a macho dick thing?

1387
01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:01,960
- Come on, now.
- Can I watch?

1388
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:04,680
Don't worry about me, babe!

1389
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,480
Billy, you got some money?

1390
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:13,640
- I got a little. Why?
- King Farouk and Duck Johnson are back.

1391
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:16,440
They're working the courts downtown,
cleaning up.

1392
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:18,960
The King and Duck? We can take them!

1393
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,960
We can take them,
but it costs $ 2500 to get in.

1394
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:24,560
I got two grand, man!
I just got two grand!

1395
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:26,760
Good. All right, let's do this.

1396
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:35,880
Hold on. You know what?
I just got back together with Gloria.

1397
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,360
She mav not like this.

1398
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:39,960
This money could save my marriage.

1399
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:43,160
I mean, with this score,
I could move in a week.

1400
01:34:44,280 --> 01:34:46,440
I don't think she's gonna go for it.

1401
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:49,240
Just make her!
Man, fuck that, you owe me.

1402
01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,880
Listen, I know I owe you, man, but I...

1403
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:55,160
All right, enough man-talk here.
What's up?

1404
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:58,760
- Honey, you are so beautiful.
- Thank you.

1405
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,760
Sometimes I don't realize
how lucky I am.

1406
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:06,960
You know something, honey?
There's a big game downtown.

1407
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:11,480
- For money?
- No, no, no! Well.....

1408
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:14,280
Yeah, I mean,
you know, a little bit.

1409
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:15,760
Are you serious?

1410
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:18,560
You're thinking of playing
with my money?

1411
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,480
Your money? Honey, you gave it to me.

1412
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:22,960
To get a job!

1413
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:26,440
- I promised Sidney, honey.
- You promised me!

1414
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:30,760
I promised you and I promised him!
I owe you and I owe him!

1415
01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:34,560
I'll give you the winnings.
I don't care about the money.

1416
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:38,040
- I don't need money! I don't want it!
- What do you want?

1417
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,160
I want you, you son of a bitch!

1418
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,840
We can take these guys.
They're over-the-hill.

1419
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:48,360
Look, Billy, you gamble my money
and we're through.

1420
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:51,080
Honey, I promise you,
this is the last time.

1421
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:54,760
The last time? What, do you two
think I'm a fucking moron?

1422
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,480
What are you doing?
You take me for an idiot?

1423
01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:01,640
All right. All right.
I have a solution, okav?

1424
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:05,240
I will guarantee victory.
I've never offered that before.

1425
01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:07,240
I will guarantee victory.

1426
01:36:07,480 --> 01:36:11,360
I... We can guarantee victory, huh?

1427
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,040
Yeah.

1428
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,760
I love you, Billy.

1429
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:34,160
Goodbye.

1430
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:52,760
Honey!

1431
01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,360
All right, honey.

1432
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:58,680
All right, listen,
if you don't want to watch....

1433
01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:02,160
.... then we'll just meet up
at the hotel later. We'll party!

1434
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:03,880
We'll celebrate.

1435
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:05,360
We're on a roll, honey!

1436
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,960
We're on a roll!

1437
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:19,560
Show them that fly shooting, Sidney!

1438
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:21,960
Come on, Billy baby. You got it.

1439
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:23,760
You can dunk, baby!

1440
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:31,640
Come on, Duck!

1441
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:44,360
Watch, watch! Back door, back door!

1442
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:33,880
play some defense, Billy!

1443
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:51,080
Damn!

1444
01:39:57,160 --> 01:39:58,440
Fuck!

1445
01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:02,960
Get your hands up, okay?

1446
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:04,960
Come on, man!

1447
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:27,080
14-13.
Point game. Point game!

1448
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:30,960
Time to put the ball up. Let's go!

1449
01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:34,760
Come on with it, man!

1450
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:37,360
Hit him hard, man.

1451
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:39,760
Let him know what's happening.

1452
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:51,240
Hey, you want to dance or play ball?
Watch it down low.

1453
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:53,960
I got him. Watch out!

1454
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:56,960
Gloria! Gloria?

1455
01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:07,360
Honey!

1456
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,160
She's gone.

1457
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:18,360
Oh, man!

1458
01:42:19,240 --> 01:42:21,960
Oh, man! Now that's not right.

1459
01:42:22,440 --> 01:42:23,960
That's not right.

1460
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:28,840
Finally, I didn't lose the money.
I doubled the money.

1461
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:31,760
But I still got it wrong.
How can that be?

1462
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,480
She said some crazy shit once.

1463
01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:43,640
She said, "Sometimes when you win,
you actually lose or tie. "

1464
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:47,880
But when you tie, you actually win.
Or some shit, you know.

1465
01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:51,560
You gotta extract something
from an organic globule. "

1466
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:55,360
Brother, I only have
four words for you.

1467
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:58,040
Listen to the woman.

1468
01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:00,280
What the hell does that mean?

1469
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:03,960
I tried to listen to the woman!
You talked me out of it!

1470
01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:07,880
I didn't have to talk for long.
I just gave you an option.

1471
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:12,040
- You shouldn't have listened to me.
- Then why should I listen to you now?

1472
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:14,960
- I'm giving you adyice.
- So who do I listen to?

1473
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:17,560
You're a grown man.
Figure it out yourself.

1474
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:29,360
Oh, shit.

1475
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:40,680
The game is over, William.

1476
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:42,760
Still hit the old jumper, huh?

1477
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:44,760
Where's the cash?

1478
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:58,040
Okav, Frankie. That's enough.

1479
01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:00,560
- That's good for you guys?
- We're set.

1480
01:44:04,680 --> 01:44:07,360
We can finally show
our face again at Tipitina's.

1481
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,480
The Stucci brothers are back!

1482
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:12,360
No hard feelings, Billy?

1483
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:19,960
It's all about respect.
You understand? Good.

1484
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,560
I respect you guys.

1485
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:30,960
See you later.

1486
01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:39,560
Hey, man, you all right?

1487
01:44:41,760 --> 01:44:43,760
Gloria's not coming back.

1488
01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:46,960
Yeah, I know.

1489
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:53,480
She's left me before, lots of times.

1490
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:57,760
She'll get to the door, I'll talk fast
and she'll come back.

1491
01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:01,760
Or she'll get out the door,
be gone a couple of davs....

1492
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:06,960
.... I'll play her a song or something
and, you know, she'll come back.

1493
01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:09,960
But this is it.

1494
01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:12,760
She's gone.

1495
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:19,560
Mavbe you two are better off
without each other.

1496
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:28,160
Sidney, if I listen to the woman,
do I have to agree with her too?

1497
01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:30,840
No, you listen.
That's a good enough start.

1498
01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:32,960
I don't want to stress you out.

1499
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:45,360
I gotta get a job.

1500
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:50,160
Can you get me a job?

1501
01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,360
You got any references?

1502
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:55,760
You.

1503
01:45:57,640 --> 01:46:01,880
You're gonna be all right, Billy Ho.
You're starting to hear the music.

1504
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:04,560
- I can hear Jimi now?
- I didn't say that.

1505
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:07,360
You're hearing the music.
You can't hear Jimi.

1506
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:09,760
- Jimi ain't music?
- But you can't hear him.

1507
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:11,880
See, you can hear... Forget it.

1508
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:14,560
- Don't diss Jimi.
- You just learned that word.

1509
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:18,840
How did you know you put that pass up
high enough, I could slam it?

1510
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:22,680
Because even the sun shines
on a dog's ass some davs.

1511
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:24,040
On a dog's ass?

1512
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:28,280
- Want to play some one-on-one?
- Now don't start with no shit.

1513
01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:31,240
Hitting one dunk
don't mean you can play.

1514
01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:33,880
Putting a cat in the oven
don't make it a biscuit!

1515
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:38,040
Your mama is so stupid,
it takes her 60...

1516
01:46:38,280 --> 01:46:40,360
- No, it takes her two hours...
- Stop.

1517
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:42,840
Hold on, I got some funny stuff here.

1518
01:46:43,160 --> 01:46:45,360
- Yo, brothers!
- How you doing, guy?

1519
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:46,840
You dropped a 20 on them?

1520
01:46:47,080 --> 01:46:52,280
Of course I dropped a 20. If I don't
take care of my brothers, who will?

1521
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:55,160
I'll bet you 20
on this game between us.

1522
01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:57,880
- No, I'm not playing you.
- You're not?

1523
01:46:58,160 --> 01:47:02,280
No, you misunderstand.
You play ugly and still lose.

1524
01:47:02,560 --> 01:47:05,960
- You calling me ugly?
- Your mama did! I got a right to!