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Put that shit out.
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The doctor prescribed me
this shit now.
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New Line presents a real nigger movie.
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Yeah.
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I'm high as a giraffe ass
right now.
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Right now.
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"A Cubevision Production."
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This shit gonna be
off the hook, nigger.
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Hit it again, Smokey.
Cough it up your nose.
10
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This shit is on the one.
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This is a done one on this one.
Yeah, buddy.
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You got a bong, nigger?
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This shit is killin' my sack.
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"Written by Ice Cube."
I thought that nigger was in jail.
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I helped write
this motherfucker too.
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They all did.
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Look at the smoke.
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"Directed by Steve Carr."
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That motherfucker
owes me some money.
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That's the nigger
that owes me that money, man.
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In the movies, when you beat up
the neighborhood bully...
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you're supposed to live
happily ever after.
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But in my neighborhood,
that's when all the drama starts.
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It was a Friday I'll never forget.
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I got high for the first time.
I got shot at for the first time.
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And I finally kicked
Debo's ass for the first time.
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Debo ended up going to jail
for about four years.
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You win some. You lose some.
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But you live.
You live to fight another day.
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There's rumors goin' around the hood
that Debo's breaking out next Friday.
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And when he gets out,
he's supposed to come to see me.
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And today is next Friday,
and I still ain't got no job.
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Soon as my pops found out
Debo was gettin' out...
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he wanted me to move with my uncle
and little cousin in Rancho Cucamonga...
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till things calm down...
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or Debo went back to prison,
whichever comes first.
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Craig! Off your ass and on your feet.
Ain't no time to beat your meat.
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All right.
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Be out in about 35, 45 minutes.
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You'll go blind, boy.
43
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Hurry up. This is Friday.
We got to hit the highway.
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I felt like the biggest punk
around here.
45
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I whipped Debo's ass.
46
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He should be the one moving.
47
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When I'm gonna ride that?
48
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- Punk, you're walkin'!
- But I'm tired.
49
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Craig! Will you come on!
50
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I don't want to hit that traffic.
51
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You had enough time
to get yourself together.
52
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I don't believe this.
53
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I told that boy to put that hose away
and cut that grass.
54
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Look at that grass.
Stanley's grass look good.
55
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Mrs. Johnson's grass look good.
But look at my grass. No!
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When that boy get out of my house...
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I'm gonna change my number.
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Craig! Craig!
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Come on out of that house!
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Oh, damn!
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Goodness gracious.
62
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What's goin' on?
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Man.
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Use that brick
to break that chain.
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You think it's the same brick
Craig knocked your ass out with?
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Get out of here, you stupid mutt!
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- Here I come.
- Will you bring your ass!
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Come on! You got me trying
to break a chain with a brick?
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Let's go get some pussy, Debo.
Fuck! Shit, man.
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Shut up! I got some unfinished business
to deal with, and your butt gonna wait.
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What's the matter?
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I fell in some mud,
and it's all your fault.
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- How is it my fault?
- You're taking all day.
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And I told you to put that hose away
and cut that grass.
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I didn't drop you on your head
when you were a kid.
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Maybe your grandmother did.
I remember the summer of'75...
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I didn't want to leave
my neighborhood at all...
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especially my homeboy Smokey.
79
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But he went to rehab last month.
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And the way he smoke,
ain't no tellin' when he gettin' out.
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Gonna sure miss him.
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I hate you, man.
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Here come that dog truck.
Shut your mouth.
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We're about to fade to black.
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Stop!
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Get your ass out the car, Craig!
This is the rematch!
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Think you can beat on my big brother
and get away with it?
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- Punch it!
- I got your butt now!
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Debo! Help!
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Fake-ass Suge Knight!
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I'm gonna find you
and put my foot up your ass!
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- Get up!
- Damn.
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I ain't kickin' with you no more.
I'm going to Mommy house.
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Did you see that? Them niggers
are like some wild dogs.
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That's why moving with your Uncle Elroy
and your cousin Day-Day is best.
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Your sister moved out.
It's time for you to move out too.
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It's time for your mother and I to walk
around the house naked if we want to.
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What? Y'all are trying
to walk around the house naked?
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Yes, we are.
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We're going to do it tonight
when I get off of work.
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I can't wait to see
your mama naked.
102
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That big old booty bouncin' around.
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High-heeled shoes on,
walking on that shag rug...
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givin' me a lap dance, boy.
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- And my johnson swingin'...
- Daddy!
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Ball goin' one way, johnson the other.
The ball/johnson dance.
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Daddy!
I don't wanna hear that.
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What's that smell?
109
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It must be your upper lip.
I don't smell nothin'.
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I do!
111
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What it smell like?
112
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Like you didn't fall in mud.
113
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Use this spray.
That's what I got this for.
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Too much!
What's wrong with this window?
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That window don't come down.
Remind me to get it fixed.
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Damn!
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Nice neighborhood, huh?
118
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It's all right.
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Fake-ass Brady Bunch.
120
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Eighteen years, son...
121
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I been chasin' nasty,
stinkin', dirty, filthy dogs.
122
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I been bitten by every dog
there is in the world...
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pit bull, boxers,
collies, Seein'-Eye dogs.
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What about a Chihuahua?
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Twice!
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Then there's my brother Elroy.
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Everybody loves Elroy...
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a lazy nothin'!
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Hit the Lotto.
I just can't understand it.
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- All right. You comin' in?
- Hell no, I ain't goin' in there.
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I don't want to see Elroy's face
or smell his stinkin' breath.
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It's going to be different
livin' out here.
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Don't let your uncle or your cousin
get you into any kind of shit.
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I'm grown now.
Can't nobody get me in trouble.
135
00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:06,072
I'm glad you said that.
136
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,739
Since you're grown,
don't bring your ass back home.
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Daddy, Craig's here!
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- Uncle Willie.
- How you doin', Day-Day?
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- Where's your big-head father?
- There he is right there.
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Hey, Unc!
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I heard you're running
from an ass-whippin'.
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It ain't even like that.
Talk to your brother.
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If it had been me,
I'd have shot him.
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I know he'd have popped him.
145
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Hey, Willie! How's it goin'?
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Still steppin' in that dog shit
every day?
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You take care of my boy.
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Don't worry about nothin',
big bro.
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He's in the best hands
in Rancho "Choke-among-us."
150
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,436
I'm the king here. You just
another nigger late payin' his rent.
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00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:06,869
Ain't that right, nephew?
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00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,907
- Yeah.
- Wait, Craig.
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00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,374
- Remember what I told you.
- I'll remember.
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00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:14,344
Now, Lotto stud...
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close my door, don't slam it.
156
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,553
Can't even count to ten, and suddenly
you hit the Lotto. Ain't that a bitch?
157
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,715
Send Betty my love!
158
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,282
- Boy, you lookin' good.
- I can't call it.
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00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:33,059
Give me that bag.
When you're finished with him, come in.
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All right. Thanks, Unc.
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00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:38,435
Damn.
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00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:42,031
It's been what, a year, since we
kicked it at the family reunion?
163
00:10:42,107 --> 00:10:43,870
It was about a year, huh?
164
00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:45,637
Yeah, man.
165
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,202
Ever since you moved out here,
we lost touch.
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00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,545
I know.
This is a long way from Watts.
167
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,108
But the good thing
about bein' out here...
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we don't hear no gunshots,
no helicopters.
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No police, no crackheads,
no chicken heads, no nothin'.
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00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,687
Just clean, fresh air.
Just smell.
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00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,820
Smell good, huh?
172
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,831
Taste good.
Taste the air.
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00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,767
- Yeah, dude.
- Aw, man.
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00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,826
Aw, shit!
175
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,536
Who is that?
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00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,544
The Joker brothers.
177
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,117
That's Joker.
He just got out of the pen.
178
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,122
There's Little Joker.
He just got out of Y.A.
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00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,887
Then there's Baby Joker right there.
He just got out the juvenile center.
180
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,724
Then they got
a little dog named Cheeco.
181
00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:40,230
You better watch him.
He'll bite the shit out of you.
182
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,363
But I got something better
than that Cadillac.
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00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:45,198
- What's that?
- Peep this.
184
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,397
What?
185
00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,064
Check this out.
186
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,307
- This you?
- A little something I picked up.
187
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,404
- You diggin' that?
- Damn.
188
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:59,882
I wish we hit the Lotto and came up
on a million dollars like y'all.
189
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:03,547
After payin' taxes and lawyer fees
and all Daddy's bad-ass credit...
190
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,591
buyin' Viagra, trickin' with
these sack chasers around here...
191
00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:09,889
$30, $40 now and then,
I ain't end up with a million dollars.
192
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:14,058
We end up with this crib and
this bad motherfucker right here.
193
00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,724
It's off the hook.
194
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,393
- You like that, huh?
- I do.
195
00:12:17,469 --> 00:12:19,460
I just got them 20's there.
196
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,006
Them ain't 20's,
but it's off the hook.
197
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,168
Them are 20's. No, they're tens.
I bought 'em from somebody.
198
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,508
- But they nice, though.
- Yeah, they cool.
199
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,012
They tight.
200
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,948
Then since I had this,
my pussy rate went...
201
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:36,078
I get more pussy from police ladies.
Everybody give me some pussy.
202
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:38,179
What up, Day-Day?
203
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,623
Oh, this lady is funny, man.
204
00:12:40,692 --> 00:12:42,956
She used to own a record booth
at the Slauson swap meet.
205
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,792
She is funny as hell.
Come on.
206
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,263
What up, Mulan?
207
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:50,995
Hey, wait! Don't be steppin'
on those flowers, motherfucker.
208
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,037
I just planted that shit.
209
00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,808
- Who's your boy?
- That's my cousin Craig from L.A.
210
00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,037
Craig, meet Miss Ho.
211
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,704
Ho-Kym, motherfucker.
212
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,340
Day-Day's just trying
to be a smart-ass.
213
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,350
Nice to meet you, Craig.
214
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,716
Yo, Day-Day, something's going down
with those eses across the street.
215
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,661
Yeah, I've been seein'
a lot of activity.
216
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,994
What kind of activity?
217
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:24,797
Strange activity. I think
they're running drugs from Tijuana.
218
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,065
- Day-Day don't believe me.
- I ain't got time.
219
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,835
Got to go, Miss Ho.
I'm just kiddin'.
220
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:33,674
Come by after work.
I got the John Blaze shit for you.
221
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,213
Nice to meet you.
222
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:38,215
- Peace out, Craig.
- Peace out.
223
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,313
Yeah. Bye. See ya.
224
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,218
Man.
225
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,689
Nice hat.
226
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:50,453
I told you she was funny.
227
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,859
- Big house, ain't it?
- Yeah, it is.
228
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:59,529
Yeah. Y'all wish y'all had
one like this, didn't ya?
229
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:01,128
We do.
230
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:04,369
Daddy! Where my shirt at?
231
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,037
- Daddy, where my shirt?
- Which one? The pink one?
232
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:10,707
You have it here.
Ran out of toilet paper, son. Sorry.
233
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,875
- Sure was soft, though.
- You wiped your ass with my shirt?
234
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:16,910
Told you not to leave your shit
in the bathroom.
235
00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:18,580
What you doin'?
236
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,750
This is a nice house, man.
237
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,418
I know. Thanks.
238
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,463
I just wish
Mama had a chance to see it.
239
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,897
You know she had a heart attack and died
when she found out we won the lottery.
240
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,559
I know the story.
241
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:34,401
If Mama had a chance to see this,
she'd have been so happy.
242
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,373
But that's how things work.
243
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,909
Well, I'm about to go to work...
244
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:41,537
something you might not never
know nothin' about.
245
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:44,639
- Know what I'm sayin'?
- Where you workin' at?
246
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,547
At Pinky's Record and Disc.
247
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:49,212
You can't live in this house
without a job.
248
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:53,781
So try to think about that,
'cause I got me a job.
249
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,293
Job, job, job.
250
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,142
Damn.
251
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:28,925
Suga!
252
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,920
I'm comin'!
253
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,762
Craig, I want you to meet
my old lady Suga.
254
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,669
Suga, my nephew Craig.
255
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,944
You even cuter
than your baby pictures.
256
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,673
Thank you.
257
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:54,181
We can keep it all in the family.
258
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,488
You got a fat ass.
259
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:00,286
All right, that's enough!
260
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,121
Shit! That's enough!
261
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,163
Go back upstairs,
and put on some damn clothes!
262
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,790
- Go now!
- Help me out.
263
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,731
Nice meetin' you, Craig.
264
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,303
Nice to meet you.
265
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,335
That woman gonna be
the death of me one day.
266
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,347
Viagra ain't workin'.
My back keep goin' out.
267
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,407
That freak can't get enough
from your Uncle Elroy.
268
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,581
But check this out. Got to lay
some ground rules down on you.
269
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,749
- You family. I love you.
- I love you, too, Unc.
270
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,191
You welcome to anything
in my house...
271
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,695
but don't let me catch you
in my refrigerator...
272
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,924
or with your finger
in my sugar bowl.
273
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,024
- You feel me knockin'?
- I feel you.
274
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,092
Well, let me in.
275
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,001
Who is that with Day-Day's car?
276
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,097
That D'wana.
277
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,698
Boy's ex.
278
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,436
Hey, Day-Day!
279
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,536
That crazy bitch out there again!
280
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,548
- What's she doin' with that key?
- Damn.
281
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,880
- Aw, shit!
- Is she writin' on it?
282
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,613
- Scratchin' the shit out of it.
- Goddamn!
283
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,559
What y'all just standin' there lookin'?
Do something!
284
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,254
Huggin', just standin' there.
285
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,595
You're supposed to be
1,000 feet away from my house!
286
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,229
Nigger, you can't quit me.
I'm pregnant with your baby.
287
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,637
That ain't my baby.
288
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,641
That's my baby right there.
289
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,199
Aw, man!
290
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,611
You keyed my...
Bitch, you keyed my...
291
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,275
I got your bitch right here.
292
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,544
Yeah, nigger.
293
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:35,813
Daddy, she sprayed me!
294
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:38,481
Shut up, you punk!
Don't nobody quit me.
295
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,923
Wait till I tell Baby D.
She gonna fuck you up!
296
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:44,985
- She sprayed the player!
- Better watch your back!
297
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:49,261
Be still. Boy, look like you got
a fatal attraction on your hands.
298
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,928
I had two or three of 'em
in my day.
299
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:57,565
Craig, I hope you can handle your women
better than this fool can.
300
00:17:57,642 --> 00:18:01,476
- That's too much water.
- Nah, it ain't. Take 20 minutes.
301
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:04,743
I've been pepper-sprayed nine times.
Take 20 minutes.
302
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:08,547
You got 19 to go.
Let me show you the backyard.
303
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,646
It's bigger than y'all's backyard.
304
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,817
Call the police and tell them
to get me another restraining order.
305
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:18,727
Yeah, you gotta have a little money
to live out here.
306
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,230
Oh, yeah?
307
00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:22,232
I know what you're thinkin'.
308
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,736
I was the one back in the day always
talkin' about how I love the hood...
309
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,237
I love the ghetto.
310
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:30,399
I was the one sayin' I wasn't the kind
of nigger to run to the suburbs.
311
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:32,670
You're right, that's what I said.
312
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:36,305
But soon as I got my check,
I was gone!
313
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,147
Paid $230,000 cash on this place.
314
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:43,085
- You paid cash for this?
- Cash money!
315
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:45,748
Don't try to stick me
with some 30-year payment plan.
316
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,257
That's for suckers.
317
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:50,817
Got my daddy like that
years ago on a Cadillac.
318
00:18:50,895 --> 00:18:54,160
I got the only house
on the block paid for.
319
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:56,996
That's why I'm the king around here!
320
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,764
You're the king, Unc.
321
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,863
How you like that pool?
322
00:19:06,444 --> 00:19:09,811
- Big, ain't it?
- Yeah, it's cool.
323
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,315
But where the water at?
324
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,215
Don't need no water.
325
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,879
Ain't no pools in the projects.
326
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,549
None of us swim.
327
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,785
- So y'all never use it?
- Never.
328
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,385
But the Jacuzzi,
that's something else.
329
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:28,728
Me and my Suga
get real nasty in there.
330
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,301
Guess I left that in there.
331
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,905
You welcome to use it
anytime you want.
332
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:42,469
Shit, you my brother's boy!
333
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:46,039
That's all right, Unc.
I can't swim neither.
334
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,551
No? Good.
335
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,986
I won't have to clean up
behind you then.
336
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,490
Come on.
Let me show you something else.
337
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,392
Man, you straight?
338
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,869
No, I ain't straight.
My eyes still red?
339
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,373
A little bit.
340
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,468
- A little bit?
- She fucked you up.
341
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,139
Can't taste nothin'.
My tongue is numb.
342
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,513
Why'd y'all let her do this shit?
343
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,677
It's your girl.
344
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:25,416
What's up with her, man?
She mean as hell.
345
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,425
I met D'wana
about three months ago.
346
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:32,156
She had a pudge on her stomach,
but I ain't pay no attention to it.
347
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,927
I thought it came from drinkin' 40's
'cause she had beer on her breath.
348
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,333
Turns out she's six months pregnant.
Told me I'm the baby's daddy.
349
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,702
- What?
- Yeah.
350
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:47,443
How you gonna be the baby's daddy?
You know she's lyin'.
351
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:51,073
I broke up with D'wana
two Fridays ago.
352
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:55,415
I got a restraining order on her,
and she don't care about that.
353
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,717
- What?
- She got me fuckin' up.
354
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,247
I broke up with her two months ago,
two Fridays ago...
355
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:05,990
and she don't care about
no restraining order or nothin'.
356
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,500
- You all right with them pants?
- Get out of my business.
357
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:12,900
How you gonna have
a restraining order on your girl?
358
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,236
What's up with y'all?
Where'd you meet her?
359
00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:18,639
I was on my way to the 'hood
to buy them 20's.
360
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,540
I mean, them tens.
They're tens, but I keep 'em clean.
361
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,846
I was on my way,
and she had a burger in her hand.
362
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,751
I wanted a piece of it,
and I stopped.
363
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:33,518
We got to rappin'.
It was the worst day of my life!
364
00:21:33,591 --> 00:21:35,081
Damn.
365
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,520
Psycho, huh?
366
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:41,190
She must be worse
than Left Eye from TLC.
367
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,429
But this fat bitch ain't burnin'.
That ain't the cold part.
368
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,470
She got a sister named Baby D.
369
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,802
This fat bitch get physical.
370
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:52,070
She sells dope, do hair and baby-sit
out of the same house.
371
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:54,338
The police don't know
when to go in.
372
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:56,778
I got a restraining order
on her too.
373
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,214
You got a restraining order
on a little girl named Baby D?
374
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,979
You don't know Baby D.
375
00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:03,282
That's why you're lookin' at me,
'cause you don't know Baby D.
376
00:22:03,354 --> 00:22:07,916
Her fat ass be snoring,
won't even be asleep, just standing.
377
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,087
Little cupcakes and shit...
378
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:15,428
This bitch know about all the new snacks
before they even hit the street.
379
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,263
All the bootleg snacks.
380
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,064
Year 2000 snacks.
381
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:24,074
Gonna tell me about a new Twinkie
comin' out next month.
382
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,939
It's a bad motherfucker.
383
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:30,709
When you bite into a cream-filled,
it shoot all over your mouth.
384
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,744
I'm getting ready to go to work.
385
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,083
'Cause I'm a player.
I don't have to deal with this shit.
386
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:42,092
You got your shirt on backwards.
387
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,593
Players fuck up.
388
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:45,629
Snatch that shit off your head.
389
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,631
Don't worry about what I'm doin'!
390
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,725
Why didn't y'all do nothin'
when that fat bitch jumped on me?
391
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:54,738
Y'all a trip.
I'm running away from here.
392
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:56,898
- We gotta pull over.
- Be quiet!
393
00:22:56,975 --> 00:23:00,069
- Fuckin' nuts is hurtin'.
- We got some business to take care of.
394
00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:01,577
Shit! Mommy!
395
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,513
Keep your mind on the business, man!
396
00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:06,812
I'm gonna kick Craig's butt.
397
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,217
Where we goin' anyway, man?
398
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:15,750
Damn, Debo.
399
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,591
Fuckin' ass is hurtin'.
What we doin' here anyway?
400
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,689
Close your mouth, I'll tell you.
This is how the plan goes.
401
00:23:21,766 --> 00:23:25,725
Call over there and say you have
an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.
402
00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,236
What urgent message?
403
00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:30,968
The message is: "Drop everything.
Craig's in trouble. Come quick."
404
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:34,569
- I don't think that's gonna work.
- Just do it!
405
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:37,342
- I don't know the number.
- It's on the building.
406
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,440
Just pick the phone up.
407
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,084
I feel five pounds lighter.
408
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,623
What? Jealous?
409
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,127
What's that?
410
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:56,625
Come on! Where's my burrito?
411
00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:00,228
What's wrong with you?
What kind of place is this?
412
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,239
Come on!
Give me my stuff!
413
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:06,300
Hello? I got an urgent message
for a nigger named Mr. Willie...
414
00:24:06,377 --> 00:24:07,969
- Willie who?
- It's William, fool!
415
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:11,447
I got an urgent message
for Mr. William Jones.
416
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,212
Yeah. The urgent message is:
417
00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:16,981
"Drop everything.
Craig's in trouble. Come quick."
418
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,250
- Craig who? Who's this?
- Man, nigger!
419
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:22,418
Just tell him
he can call on Tyrone.
420
00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:28,128
Tell him it's a friend of the family's.
When you gonna stop hittin' me?
421
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:31,635
I'm gonna bust your ass like Craig did,
knock your eyes straight.
422
00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:36,037
- Hot sauce, please.
- Just a second.
423
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,870
Hot sauce, thank you.
424
00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:40,467
Someone just called to say
Craig's in trouble.
425
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,604
- What?
- Craig's in trouble. I don't know.
426
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,138
What? Oh, man!
Hold on, Craig. I'm comin'.
427
00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:49,152
- Give me my money. Come on.
- Just a second, man.
428
00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:52,212
Come on, Taco Jim.
Give me my money.
429
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,884
Come on, man.
Give me my money.
430
00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:56,893
Get the fuck outta here.
431
00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,488
This is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever seen.
432
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,396
What you doin' out of the truck?
433
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,229
What the hell's
happening around here?
434
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,744
- Kiss my ass.
- Don't take my hot sauce.
435
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,213
This ain't bad, right?
436
00:25:19,283 --> 00:25:20,910
Yeah, it is.
437
00:25:20,985 --> 00:25:25,752
That scratch make it real ugly,
make you not even want to drive it.
438
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:37,363
Damn! Who is that?
439
00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,266
Who?
440
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,770
That's their sister.
441
00:25:48,479 --> 00:25:49,969
Damn. You know what?
442
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,642
I'm beginning to like
Rancho Cucamonga.
443
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,241
- Well, don't like it.
- Why not?
444
00:25:54,318 --> 00:25:56,980
We need to improve on
black and brown relations.
445
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,491
Because there's been tension between us
and them since they got out the pen.
446
00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,220
I am trying to keep it peaceful
around here.
447
00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:05,888
I'm tryin' to have none
of that gangsta-thug stuff.
448
00:26:05,963 --> 00:26:08,454
We livin' good,
eatin' shrimps and steak.
449
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,558
What you... Don't do...
450
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:13,297
I'm tellin' you,
don't mess with her.
451
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:15,896
Slow down.
Damn, you walk fast.
452
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,342
- I'm Craig. What's your name?
- Karla.
453
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:22,846
Craig and Karla.
That sounds good together, huh?
454
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,643
Yeah, kind of.
455
00:26:24,715 --> 00:26:26,774
She's a sack chaser, man!
456
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,786
I tried to hit it.
She wouldn't give me none.
457
00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:31,788
I bet you don't get none.
458
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,689
I bet you don't get it.
I hope you don't get it.
459
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,761
- Where you goin'?
- To the Cucamonga Shopping Center.
460
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:41,924
- Let it go, man!
- I told you.
461
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:43,830
Whites in hot and colors in cold.
462
00:26:43,901 --> 00:26:46,426
Gonna ruin my Dickies!
463
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:51,240
Hold this! What the fuck?
464
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,937
You got a sexy voice.
Say something in Spanish.
465
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,283
I think Karla's got jungle fever!
466
00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:07,881
You want a ride?
467
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,722
I don't know.
468
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,663
Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco!
It's lunchtime!
469
00:27:14,732 --> 00:27:17,633
- We're gonna get you a ride.
- Run! Run!
470
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,964
What?
471
00:27:19,036 --> 00:27:20,003
Cheeco! Run!
472
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:21,902
- Shit!
- Cheeco, no!
473
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,464
Get that fucker!
You know you like dark meat!
474
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,409
Those mayates are fast,
like they're sponsored by Nike.
475
00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:29,810
Black man can jump.
476
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:32,748
Joker, get your dog!
This is bullshit!
477
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,876
Joker, call your dog!
478
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:40,147
Man, get off of my car!
Get off of my shit!
479
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,689
- I got something for him.
- Get him!
480
00:27:43,761 --> 00:27:45,991
Get his ass. Yeah.
Fuck this!
481
00:27:46,063 --> 00:27:49,521
I can't believe
he did that to our dog.
482
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,730
You Uncle Willie's son.
You don't play that shit.
483
00:27:53,804 --> 00:27:58,036
Cruelty to animals!
Cruelty to animals!
484
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,168
Cheeco, get your ass over here!
485
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:04,738
That's wrong.
He did nothing to you.
486
00:28:07,618 --> 00:28:09,483
Get down. Get down.
487
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,280
- Sorry.
- Come on.
488
00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:14,221
Look at my roof.
489
00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:18,085
You play too much.
490
00:28:18,162 --> 00:28:22,189
If I get in trouble with them...
I got to live here! You don't!
491
00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:25,030
You gonna get me in trouble!
492
00:28:25,102 --> 00:28:27,627
Get out of the way!
Move! Just move!
493
00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:31,064
Shit!
494
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:34,077
I was just trying to...
495
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:37,080
I was just trying to help
your scary ass.
496
00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:42,252
You fuckin' hit my dog!
497
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,811
You're fucked up now!
498
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:48,052
You fucked him up for life!
He's scarred!
499
00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:51,918
We'll get you back!
500
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,429
Fucker.
501
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,624
Nephew, you got perfect timing.
502
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:03,003
About to start a little puff-puff give
in this motherfucker.
503
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,008
Are you down?
504
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,340
Why don't you sit
next to your auntie.
505
00:29:20,124 --> 00:29:23,059
I know you smoke
a little weed, right?
506
00:29:23,127 --> 00:29:26,824
- Why you say that?
- 'Cause your lip's turning black.
507
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,136
Would you like some wine, baby?
508
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,468
No, thank you.
509
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:38,736
Well, how about a little cognac?
510
00:29:38,809 --> 00:29:41,607
No. It's kind of early.
511
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:45,274
Shit, I can roll a blunt
better than them bitches in Havana.
512
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,511
I know Willie don't let you smoke
in his house...
513
00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:51,919
but I'm your Uncle Elroy!
514
00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:54,685
I don't give a damn
how high you get in mine...
515
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:58,251
as long as you let me hit it.
516
00:29:58,329 --> 00:29:59,921
Look at that.
517
00:29:59,997 --> 00:30:02,158
Fire that shit up, boy.
518
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:05,430
I'm about to show y'all
who the real Puff Daddy is!
519
00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,179
Unc.
520
00:30:26,123 --> 00:30:27,556
Baby?
521
00:30:35,766 --> 00:30:37,791
It's the Bombay!
522
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:02,018
Think they really went to the moon?
523
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:04,789
They say they went to the moon.
524
00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:07,558
There ain't no gravity out there.
525
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:13,537
That mean we can get high
and never come down.
526
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:26,545
What numbers did you pick?
527
00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:29,609
Your original aunt picked...
528
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,121
six numbers.
529
00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:34,987
She used her weight, I think.
530
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,993
Goddamn.
531
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,300
I know why you got her now.
532
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:55,902
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
533
00:31:55,980 --> 00:32:00,314
Put some hot sauce
on my burrito, baby
534
00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:03,012
Don't you know it's good to me
535
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,089
Debo! Debo!
536
00:32:08,392 --> 00:32:11,691
- What?
- I can't feel my legs, man!
537
00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:14,697
Put some hot sauce
on my burrito, baby
538
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:18,198
You know you look good to me
539
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,998
Oh, man, that's good.
540
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:22,937
Just hold on, Craig.
I'm comin', son.
541
00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:56,372
Negro, what the hell
you doin' to my woman?
542
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,069
I don't know.
I must...
543
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,738
- Suga?
- Huh?
544
00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:05,577
What the hell you doin'
to my nephew?
545
00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:09,081
I thought that was you, baby.
546
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,677
Come on, baby.
547
00:33:10,754 --> 00:33:13,723
I'm faded, feelin' X-rated.
548
00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,055
It's Mr. Nasty time.
549
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,562
Oh, Mr. Nasty time.
550
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,894
It's Mr. Nasty time.
551
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,025
Take it easy on my back.
552
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:26,092
Be back in a minute.
553
00:33:31,108 --> 00:33:34,100
Make yourself at home, nephew.
554
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,009
- Come on.
- Thanks.
555
00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,253
- That's it, that's it.
- Yeah, yeah.
556
00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:55,931
Call me Elroy!
557
00:34:01,972 --> 00:34:03,735
- Damn, Unc.
- That's enough.
558
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,733
Get that shit.
559
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,305
Papi, I wish I was
with you right now.
560
00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:41,310
Yeah, me too.
561
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:46,614
Yeah? Well, you ever heard
of El Ni�o?
562
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,618
Yeah.
563
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:52,679
Well, this is El Negro.
Come here and let me tap that ass.
564
00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:58,051
Delivery.
565
00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:01,020
Got a delivery!
566
00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:06,869
- Who is it?
- Got a delivery. Come on, spark plug.
567
00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:09,838
I got a delivery.
It's hot out here, buddy.
568
00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:11,772
Come on, sparky.
569
00:35:11,842 --> 00:35:14,140
- What's up?
- Nice house.
570
00:35:14,211 --> 00:35:17,237
I didn't expect you to answer,
but this is a fine place.
571
00:35:17,314 --> 00:35:20,306
What are you,
one of those entertainer guys?
572
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,818
Do you play sports?
What team you play for?
573
00:35:22,886 --> 00:35:25,719
I play for
the Cucamonga Cracker Killers.
574
00:35:25,789 --> 00:35:27,222
Don't want any trouble.
575
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:31,352
You don't have to send your posse
out here to do a 187 in my ass.
576
00:35:31,428 --> 00:35:35,296
Just got a little mail
for you to sign, partner.
577
00:35:36,433 --> 00:35:39,664
- What's this?
- A delinquent property tax notice.
578
00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:41,671
I hope the Cracker Killers pay well.
579
00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:43,900
Otherwise, it's back
to the ghetto you go.
580
00:35:43,974 --> 00:35:46,374
Take it easy.
Hustlin' and survivin'
581
00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:48,934
Good times
582
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:50,844
Oh, fuck!
583
00:35:50,914 --> 00:35:53,178
Good boy! Heel!
584
00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:59,082
"Your house will be seized
and auctioned...
585
00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:01,317
tomorrow at 9:00 a.m."
586
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:06,652
Tomorrow?
587
00:36:09,299 --> 00:36:11,563
Uncle Elroy, you got some mail.
588
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,899
Uncle Elroy, you got a notice.
589
00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:54,503
Damn.
590
00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:56,512
Unc is a freak.
591
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,895
Unc, you got this tax notice, man.
592
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,926
Come here!
I'll tear that ass up again!
593
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:22,563
I like it when you treat me rough!
594
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,766
God, man, what you doin'?
595
00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,705
Get your hands off my ass, girl!
596
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,647
Let me go!
Let me go, goddamn it!
597
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:44,527
Yo, Day-Day, check it out.
598
00:37:48,832 --> 00:37:51,824
If Pinky come in and see you doin'
that X- Game shit off the counter...
599
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,335
we'll get fired.
600
00:37:53,403 --> 00:37:56,372
Motherfuckers! You motherfuckers!
What the fuck is this?
601
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,374
- You motherfuckers!
- Can I help you?
602
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,706
Yes. What is this, huh?
603
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,804
This is rock.
I can't get jiggy with this shit.
604
00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:06,372
Where's the damn manager?
That Pink motherfucker.
605
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,714
The manager's not here.
I'm running the store.
606
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:11,550
You look like the player-hater
who sold me this shit.
607
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,420
Give me my money back now!
And I have no damn receipt.
608
00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:16,425
- Where's the cover?
- I have no damn cover!
609
00:38:16,493 --> 00:38:19,826
- Kiss my ass! So what?
- Can I see it, sir?
610
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:23,856
You been chewin' on this
before you came here?
611
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:26,801
Bullshit! You know
who you're fucking with?
612
00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:29,964
- Bishop Tutu?
- Try again, motherfucker.
613
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,565
- Winnie Mandela's little...
- Try again, motherfucker!
614
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,076
Just an ugly black dude.
615
00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:36,112
I'll go postal on this motherfucker!
616
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:39,047
You better get your hostile ass
out of here.
617
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,209
You bitch.
618
00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:43,313
Oh, shit!
619
00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:48,089
Don't hit me. This is John Blaze.
I can get jiggy with it.
620
00:38:48,158 --> 00:38:50,922
- Get your ass out of here!
- I'm just a bitch-ass nigger.
621
00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:53,326
- Don't hit me!
- You see that?
622
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:59,262
- How'd you get out here?
- I walked.
623
00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:02,169
You can't walk around this white
neighborhood. You look suspect.
624
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,400
Y'all got a notice,
certified mail.
625
00:39:04,474 --> 00:39:07,841
Craig, this is Roach,
my white slave.
626
00:39:07,911 --> 00:39:11,369
Roach works around the store
doin' anything I tell him to.
627
00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,439
That's my cousin Craig
who beat up Debo.
628
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,280
What's up, bro?
629
00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:17,616
- What's up?
- What do we got?
630
00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:24,084
- You know what this is?
- What is it?
631
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,721
Get the phone!
You wouldn't know about this.
632
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,732
- This is black problems.
- Pinky's.
633
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,560
Yeah.
634
00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:36,470
We probably don't owe too much 'cause
we ain't been spending money that much.
635
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,467
- Oh, man!
- What?
636
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,602
We owe 3,900 by tomorrow.
637
00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:43,669
Shit, man!
638
00:39:43,747 --> 00:39:45,681
How much y'all got
from the lottery?
639
00:39:45,749 --> 00:39:48,240
I don't know.
I bought some shoes.
640
00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:50,411
I gotta check my book.
641
00:39:50,487 --> 00:39:52,819
- Check your bank book.
- Go back here with me.
642
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:56,826
That African might have circled
around the block or something.
643
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:02,088
Yeah, he's here.
644
00:40:02,165 --> 00:40:04,929
No, he's right here.
All right.
645
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:08,494
- $247.
- That's it?
646
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,801
- Who was that?
- This girl named D'wana.
647
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:16,710
- She's outside and wants to talk to you.
- Come here. Get over here.
648
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:18,111
Shit.
649
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:39,425
- What's the matter?
- D'wana brought Baby D's fat ass here.
650
00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:42,732
Come on, D.
Let's fuck this nigger up.
651
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,709
That white boy
said he was in here.
652
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,720
Day-Day! Don't make me
break this window!
653
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,813
- Craig, do me a favor.
- What?
654
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:03,986
- Go tell them I ain't here.
- Hell no. I ain't in it.
655
00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:07,690
- You already in it, cuz.
- I'll just go do it.
656
00:41:07,764 --> 00:41:10,790
Get your ass back here!
What the fuck you doin'?
657
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:14,860
She'll sit on your little ass.
Craig gotta do it.
658
00:41:14,938 --> 00:41:17,372
He beat Debo ass.
659
00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:20,001
And he cold. Craig?
660
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:22,102
You gonna do that for me?
661
00:41:24,614 --> 00:41:26,104
Go ahead, man.
662
00:41:29,786 --> 00:41:32,050
Hurry up, nigger!
663
00:41:32,122 --> 00:41:33,714
Shut up.
664
00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:38,995
That don't look like Day-Day.
665
00:41:41,865 --> 00:41:43,628
Open the door.
666
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:47,503
Day-Day ain't here.
667
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,630
- Who are you?
- I'm his cousin.
668
00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:51,640
We didn't come here for Day-Day.
669
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,302
- Yes, you did.
- No, we came to buy a CD.
670
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,312
- Move!
- Punk.
671
00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:03,646
These whores ain't got no manners.
672
00:42:07,557 --> 00:42:10,526
Where that boy tellin' me
Day-Day was here?
673
00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:14,553
I don't know. I think he went
out back to throw away some boxes.
674
00:42:14,631 --> 00:42:17,964
- Well, can I look for myself?
- No, you cannot.
675
00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:22,464
- Hey, ladies.
- Where's Day-Day?
676
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:25,872
- I thought y'all wanted to buy a CD.
- I do.
677
00:42:25,942 --> 00:42:28,775
Can you show me
where the jazz section is?
678
00:42:28,845 --> 00:42:30,472
Jazz?
679
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:34,916
You know damn well
you don't want to hear jazz.
680
00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,509
Come on.
681
00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:40,653
I know y'all playin' games.
682
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:43,887
If Day-Day come back,
tell him I need to see him...
683
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,622
'cause the child-carin' classes
start on Wednesday.
684
00:42:46,696 --> 00:42:49,927
Come on, D.
I ain't got time for this. Wait.
685
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,059
Ain't your restroom this way?
686
00:42:52,135 --> 00:42:54,501
You better have some toilet paper.
687
00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:58,337
- Damn!
- Here he is! Baby, here he is!
688
00:42:58,408 --> 00:43:00,273
Here, Baby! Get him!
689
00:43:05,682 --> 00:43:08,810
Come on. You better go on
with the bullshit.
690
00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:10,318
Do something about it!
691
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:13,379
Why don't y'all do something
about this shit?
692
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:21,796
- Come on!
- She moves well for a big girl.
693
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,038
You better quit with the bullshit!
694
00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:32,803
- You better stop runnin' from that girl.
- Fuck you!
695
00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:36,676
Come on, big Baby D.
D'wana, I don't even like you like that.
696
00:43:36,746 --> 00:43:39,909
- Somebody call Jenny Craig.
- Hello. Remember me?
697
00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,611
Hell yeah, I remember you.
698
00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:47,657
I'm sorry about what my brothers
did to you this morning.
699
00:43:47,724 --> 00:43:49,157
They're just assholes.
700
00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:51,194
You don't have to apologize
for your brothers.
701
00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:56,396
I wanted to give you this.
702
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:58,400
If my brothers weren't
so overprotective...
703
00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:02,029
I'd have you call the house, but for now
page me when you get a chance.
704
00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:04,665
- I'll do that.
- Better sooner than later.
705
00:44:04,741 --> 00:44:06,174
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
706
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:08,177
Shit, it might be tonight.
707
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:09,906
Get your ass back!
708
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:14,247
Baby D, go on with the bullshit!
709
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:18,987
You ain't gonna catch me,
as usual.
710
00:44:19,055 --> 00:44:22,650
Let's make a deal while we can.
You're not gonna catch me.
711
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:25,194
What you want?
Another Big Pun CD? Kelly Price?
712
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:27,093
- Luther Vandross?
- Hell no.
713
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:30,361
That ain't gonna do?
How about that?
714
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:33,368
Just like you had in the jail
commissary... without the wrapper.
715
00:44:33,436 --> 00:44:34,926
You can get to it quick.
716
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:38,236
- I'm on a diet.
- No, your fat ass ain't.
717
00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:40,401
Yeah. Taste it, Baby D.
718
00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:42,741
Damn, it's good! Eat that...
719
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:47,943
- Your cousin Craig, hook us up.
- That's it?
720
00:44:49,819 --> 00:44:53,016
Just tell him to come over here
and talk to me.
721
00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:56,616
- And I can go free?
- Go before I change my mind!
722
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,127
What happened?
723
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:07,534
Made a deal.
All you gotta do is go over there.
724
00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:10,937
- You gotta talk to her.
- What do you mean, "talk to her"?
725
00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,033
- She want to talk to you.
- Talk to me?
726
00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:19,745
Go talk to her.
Mother love. Fat...
727
00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,647
I'm gone.
728
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:28,249
- Come on!
- Day-Day, I'm gonna kill your ass!
729
00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:30,418
You gotta come outside sometime!
730
00:45:31,861 --> 00:45:35,388
See, I done told you.
I done told you.
731
00:45:38,468 --> 00:45:40,663
Why you let her do this shit?
732
00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:43,604
- What was that?
- You don't wanna know.
733
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,403
- Thanks a lot, Craig.
- Look.
734
00:45:47,477 --> 00:45:50,173
We cousins, but don't be tryin'
to hook me up...
735
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,841
with the little sister
that's bigger than the big sister.
736
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,352
- Fat bitches need love, too, Craig.
- For sure.
737
00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:05,025
Oh, man!
738
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,029
Oh, my stomach.
739
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,657
Say, let me get by!
740
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:13,434
Too much hot sauce.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
741
00:46:17,073 --> 00:46:19,564
I gotta go to the bathroom.
742
00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:22,837
Let me over!
743
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:25,938
Somebody help me, please!
744
00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:28,844
Too much traffic.
745
00:46:28,918 --> 00:46:31,751
What's this traffic doin'?
746
00:46:31,821 --> 00:46:35,052
Hey, y'all, move over!
Move up! Everybody, move!
747
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:46,302
- Worst day of my life.
- Damn, you sad.
748
00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:48,701
I know how you're feelin', man.
749
00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:52,299
If I had my bong on me now,
I'd let you toke till you choke.
750
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:53,899
I got this, though.
751
00:46:57,213 --> 00:47:01,047
- What's that green shit hangin' out?
- That's chronic, dude. Try it.
752
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:08,421
I ain't got no bong
or no bullshit brownie, but voil�.
753
00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:09,617
Whoa!
754
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:12,828
I'm the one with the problems!
755
00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:16,494
- Shit.
- Enjoy, man.
756
00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:23,205
Better open that window
before the smell get out.
757
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:26,003
- These windows don't work in here.
- I got an idea.
758
00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:29,512
It's just a theory, but it should work.
Check this out.
759
00:47:35,885 --> 00:47:37,819
- Blow?
- Yeah, blow.
760
00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:40,515
- That ain't gonna work.
- Fuck yeah.
761
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:48,790
- It works.
- Still gonna smell it.
762
00:47:48,865 --> 00:47:51,595
Uh-uh. Watch.
763
00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:01,543
Stop bullshittin'!
764
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:09,885
- Stop bullshittin'!
- My fault, my fault.
765
00:48:09,953 --> 00:48:14,151
You better stop playin' so much!
Almost sucked my motherfuckin' lip up!
766
00:48:49,626 --> 00:48:51,389
Look here, baby.
767
00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:54,089
You hittin' them corners
too goddamn fast.
768
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:56,598
You need to slow
this motherfucker down.
769
00:48:56,666 --> 00:49:00,796
I almost spilled my yak
on this $200 suit, nigger.
770
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:03,464
Come on, baby,
get it together. Damn.
771
00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:08,367
Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
772
00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:24,225
Shit.
773
00:49:35,538 --> 00:49:37,301
Roach, what you doin'?
774
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,816
I caught a bad one again.
775
00:49:46,883 --> 00:49:48,714
You busters is bitches
776
00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:51,811
You can't get your money
from your bitches
777
00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:55,324
- Get back!
- Stop that bullshit, man!
778
00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:57,825
This vacuum shit don't work, man.
779
00:49:57,894 --> 00:50:00,886
Don't grab on Pinky's shit
like that.
780
00:50:02,298 --> 00:50:03,890
You company man.
781
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:06,731
"Don't grab on Pinky's shit
like that."
782
00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:08,828
- Nigger, this is how I...
- Pinky?
783
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:12,397
Pinky used to be a player.
I heard about Pinky...
784
00:50:12,475 --> 00:50:14,340
Where the bathroom at?
785
00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:16,173
Go to the right.
786
00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:19,272
Don't do that, man!
You gonna burn my Pinky shirt!
787
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,840
I was just gonna get a promotion!
788
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,782
Light an incense in there too.
789
00:50:27,857 --> 00:50:31,725
You stanky, booty-ass, little boy.
What's up, Roach?
790
00:50:31,794 --> 00:50:33,386
You bust your shit?
791
00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:37,092
Don't move!
792
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:43,837
I'll blow your goddamn head
smooth off.
793
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,233
Now, back up.
794
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,244
Slowly!
795
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:50,973
Don't say a word.
796
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,750
- Hey, man...
- I said, don't say a word.
797
00:50:56,819 --> 00:50:58,753
Craig went to take a doo-doo.
798
00:50:58,821 --> 00:51:02,416
You ain't seen him
gettin' nothin' in the... to try to...
799
00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:05,825
- He miss?
- He don't try to make it fresh in there.
800
00:51:05,895 --> 00:51:08,420
Come on.
801
00:51:08,498 --> 00:51:11,331
Little motherfucker
gonna try to rob me.
802
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:15,337
I'm gonna show you
how we do it here in Pinky's.
803
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,839
- I wasn't tryin' to rob...
- Shut up!
804
00:51:17,907 --> 00:51:20,774
Before I bust a cap up in your ass.
805
00:51:20,843 --> 00:51:23,937
What you gone done
with Day-Day and Roach?
806
00:51:24,013 --> 00:51:26,004
- Day-Day is my...
- Shut up!
807
00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:31,853
- Now, who sent you, nigger?
- Nobody sent...
808
00:51:31,921 --> 00:51:37,018
Say another motherfuckin' word,
and this shit is over!
809
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:39,254
And I ain't playin', nigger!
810
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:43,530
Now...
811
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,262
you ain't got no gun...
812
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:48,600
but where the weed at?
813
00:51:48,671 --> 00:51:51,834
- I ain't got no...
- Shut the fuck... Shut...
814
00:51:51,908 --> 00:51:53,808
Did I say...
815
00:51:53,876 --> 00:51:56,811
Oh, shit, say it again!
Say something else!
816
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,315
Say something else!
Say something else, nigger!
817
00:52:03,052 --> 00:52:06,215
I'm gonna tie your monkey-ass up.
818
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:08,883
Oh, shit!
819
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:15,330
He been doo-dooin' a long time.
820
00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:18,424
When he was a kid,
he doo-dooed in church.
821
00:52:18,501 --> 00:52:22,198
The pastor was the only one that could
stay in there through the blessings.
822
00:52:22,271 --> 00:52:24,466
I got your ass!
823
00:52:26,242 --> 00:52:27,732
Oh, shit.
824
00:52:33,549 --> 00:52:35,483
Craig doo-dooed
in the swimming pool.
825
00:52:35,551 --> 00:52:39,385
- We were swimming when we were little.
- Did it float up like a submarine?
826
00:52:39,455 --> 00:52:42,424
I was swimming, and I thought
it was a chocolate PayDay.
827
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:45,757
I was swimmin' like a motherfucker,
and something just went...
828
00:52:45,828 --> 00:52:47,420
It kind of hit my...
829
00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:51,232
I got this motherfucker!
830
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:59,441
Gonna blow up
where I make my money at.
831
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,204
Is he comin'?
832
00:53:01,277 --> 00:53:04,474
Let me tell you something.
Can I say something to you?
833
00:53:04,547 --> 00:53:07,744
- I love you, man.
- Either be smokin' or be passin' that.
834
00:53:19,028 --> 00:53:22,429
I got to think of a way
to get this money by tomorrow.
835
00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:25,331
- Huh?
- I gotta think of..."Huh?"
836
00:53:25,401 --> 00:53:27,699
I gotta get this money by tomorrow.
837
00:53:27,770 --> 00:53:31,729
- You could sell your Beemer.
- I can do what?
838
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:33,799
- Sell your car.
- Sell your mama's car.
839
00:53:33,876 --> 00:53:36,071
I'm not sellin' my car, man.
840
00:53:36,145 --> 00:53:39,478
- My bad.
- Don't say nothin' like that.
841
00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:41,949
- I know you love that car.
- Hell yeah.
842
00:53:42,018 --> 00:53:43,952
I gotta think of a plan.
843
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:47,615
I hope Craig got some kind of plan
while he takin' a shit.
844
00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:50,454
- He in there a long time.
- Yeah, he in there a long time.
845
00:53:50,526 --> 00:53:53,051
Let's clean up
before Pinky get back.
846
00:53:57,133 --> 00:54:00,330
What's up, baby?
Come on, young blood. Don't kill me.
847
00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,667
Shut up!
848
00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:06,334
I been tryin' to tell your ass
that Day-Day's my cousin.
849
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:07,842
He in the back.
850
00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:09,969
Whatever you say, baby.
851
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:15,143
I swear to God, man, the combination
to the safe is 34-5-27, man.
852
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:18,153
Just take it all, baby.
It's all yours. Just don't kill me.
853
00:54:18,221 --> 00:54:21,748
I got kids, a motherfuckin' girlfriend
and a wife on the side.
854
00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:22,984
Shut up!
855
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,790
Don't kill me!
Goddamn, don't kill me!
856
00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:32,999
- Craig, what you doin'?
- Nothin'.
857
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:37,264
- Huh?
- Is this your cousin?
858
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:40,798
- Yeah, that's my cousin.
- Good. Then you fired.
859
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,868
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.
860
00:54:42,945 --> 00:54:44,378
I'm fired?
861
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:47,507
- Roach, you fired too.
- Why you gotta fire me for?
862
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:50,381
Shut up! Shut up!
863
00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,717
You better keep
your goddamn mouth shut!
864
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:55,553
- Bobby Womack.
- I heard that shit. Say it again.
865
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,624
Shit!
866
00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:01,729
And you lucky.
867
00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:05,467
I was just fixin'
to get up in your ass.
868
00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:08,629
Give me my pistol!
Get out of my store.
869
00:55:08,704 --> 00:55:10,672
Shut up!
870
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:13,368
Punk ass.
871
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:16,377
Tryin' to rob me.
Nigger, I'm Pinky.
872
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:21,007
That nigger had me scared,
but I held my own.
873
00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:25,247
Fat bitch is bustin' my windows
all the time.
874
00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:28,256
I knew you shouldn't...
When you goin' home?
875
00:55:28,324 --> 00:55:29,985
D's sayin'.
876
00:55:30,059 --> 00:55:34,826
In a strange way, I feel responsible
for Day-Day gettin' fired.
877
00:55:34,897 --> 00:55:38,663
If I wouldn't have fought Pinky
and gave Day-Day that joint...
878
00:55:38,734 --> 00:55:41,225
he'd still have a job by now.
879
00:55:41,304 --> 00:55:43,135
Roach too.
880
00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:44,696
That's true.
881
00:55:44,774 --> 00:55:46,799
Got to think of something...
882
00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:50,107
- Fat bitch bust my windows...
- as soon as he shut the fuck up.
883
00:55:50,179 --> 00:55:53,945
You ain't even help me.
You watched her do the shit.
884
00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:58,345
And you quit hanging around
black people. You see how we live?
885
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:01,948
We live wild. We live rough.
I'm tellin' you.
886
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:32,481
Damn, Daddy,
I didn't know you had titties.
887
00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:37,048
We got a certified this
in the mail today.
888
00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:45,122
And I got fired today.
889
00:56:47,136 --> 00:56:48,467
Daddy!
890
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:53,031
Mr. White Man, tell me what happened.
What's up there?
891
00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:56,442
Mister, I gotta go help my son.
Let me over, please. Let me over.
892
00:56:56,512 --> 00:57:00,312
I gotta help myself too.
I got a burning in my stomach.
893
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:03,409
My stomach hurts. Oh, man.
894
00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:05,886
Officer, please.
Don't just drive past me.
895
00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:07,286
Officer!
896
00:57:07,356 --> 00:57:09,824
How long we gotta ride
in this stupid-ass van anyway?
897
00:57:09,892 --> 00:57:13,259
Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man! Raise
your hand if you want to talk to me!
898
00:57:15,264 --> 00:57:17,664
Man, what we gonna do?
899
00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:19,894
I don't know yet.
900
00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:21,664
I know what I'm gonna do.
901
00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:23,762
I'm goin' home and face the music.
902
00:57:23,839 --> 00:57:27,104
My dad finds out I got fired again,
man, he's gonna kick my ass.
903
00:57:27,176 --> 00:57:30,612
- Sorry about today.
- Yeah, me too. Later.
904
00:57:38,854 --> 00:57:41,687
- My board!
- Get the board!
905
00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:49,495
My skateboard.
906
00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:51,931
Let's play some quarters and shit.
And don't forget the chips.
907
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:57,633
- What the fuck you lookin' at?
- Nothin'. I...
908
00:57:59,909 --> 00:58:03,037
- You broke my board.
- It shouldn't have been in the street.
909
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,410
Take me to Judge Judy. Let's go.
910
00:58:07,483 --> 00:58:10,179
- Who the fuck are those guys, Day-Day?
- Let it go, man. Trust me.
911
00:58:10,252 --> 00:58:12,652
I ain't lettin' shit go, man!
They broke my skateboard!
912
00:58:12,722 --> 00:58:15,691
- Let it go! Trust me.
- Wait a minute. Wait, wait! Look.
913
00:58:18,894 --> 00:58:21,089
- You see that?
- I ain't see nothin'.
914
00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:23,529
Must be money or somethin'
in that hydraulic pump.
915
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:25,760
Yeah, air.
916
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:29,202
It's somethin' better than air.
I could tell how funny he act.
917
00:58:29,271 --> 00:58:32,035
Hey, how's it goin', boy?
Come here. Yeah, boy, come here.
918
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:35,566
Hey! What are you doin'?
Get the fuck off me!
919
00:58:35,644 --> 00:58:37,737
How do you know for sure?
It could be any damn thing in that pump.
920
00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:41,044
I don't know. It could be anything, but
I say we go over there and take a look.
921
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:43,051
I say you go by your damn self.
922
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:46,486
I'm not fuckin' with them eses. Y'all go
over there and tag team and that shit.
923
00:58:46,555 --> 00:58:49,217
All we need is
a big-ass pack of bologna.
924
00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:53,552
- Bologna?
- Yeah, bologna!
925
00:58:54,463 --> 00:58:59,662
Want me to get cheese and the hot plate?
We can cook over there. Eat with them...
926
00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:02,203
Man, just go get the bologna.
Hurry up.
927
00:59:07,109 --> 00:59:10,567
Is that a gas station over there?
Here we go. That's a gas station.
928
00:59:12,648 --> 00:59:14,582
Get out the way, man!
Come on! Move!
929
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:16,584
This fool can't drive for shit!
930
00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:22,447
Guess I'm gonna have to kill that dad
of his, too, when I finish with Craig.
931
00:59:22,525 --> 00:59:25,494
Hey, man, get out the way!
Get out of the way! Hurry up!
932
00:59:25,561 --> 00:59:27,529
You look! I got some business
to take care of!
933
00:59:27,596 --> 00:59:29,962
- Fuck you, asshole!
- I hope the bathroom is clean.
934
00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:33,365
If it ain't, I don't give a damn.
935
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:36,633
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me.
936
00:59:42,044 --> 00:59:44,672
Damn! I knew I shouldn't
have eaten all that hot sauce.
937
00:59:48,884 --> 00:59:52,615
Sabu! I've seen all your movies, man.
Oh, you bad.
938
00:59:52,688 --> 00:59:55,316
Ridin' that magic carpet.
They ain't got to worry about no gas.
939
00:59:56,258 --> 00:59:59,056
Can I get the key to the bathroom?
I don't wanna buy no hubcap.
940
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,857
It is here.
941
01:00:01,997 --> 01:00:03,965
And say hello to Qaddafi for me.
942
01:00:10,606 --> 01:00:11,698
- Hey!
- Hey!
943
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,708
Come on out of there!
I got an emergency here!
944
01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:17,303
- Hold on!
- Come on, man! Come on out of there.
945
01:00:17,379 --> 01:00:20,837
- Who's bangin' on this friggin' door...
- Come on outta here.
946
01:00:20,916 --> 01:00:22,850
- Mr. Jones?
- Stanley?
947
01:00:22,918 --> 01:00:24,977
- How are ya?
- What are you doin' here?
948
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:28,649
I'm looking for a new house out here.
I have to move out of the hood.
949
01:00:28,724 --> 01:00:31,284
- The crime is really getting bad.
- Yeah, I gotta go.
950
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,091
I wouldn't recommend that anybody
go in there for at least 35, 45 minutes.
951
01:00:35,164 --> 01:00:37,132
It's smelling pretty bad.
I don't know what happened.
952
01:00:37,199 --> 01:00:39,292
Get the fuck outta my face!
953
01:00:41,737 --> 01:00:43,671
Oh, Lord!
954
01:00:49,912 --> 01:00:51,504
Thank God.
955
01:00:57,319 --> 01:00:59,253
Come on. Stay down.
956
01:01:02,057 --> 01:01:04,287
- Y'all ready?
- No.
957
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,793
Come on.
958
01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:10,991
There's Joker! Run!
Goddamn it! Run!
959
01:01:15,404 --> 01:01:17,497
I don't see nobody.
960
01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:19,006
Come on.
961
01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:22,543
Hurry up.
962
01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:28,109
Nice booty.
963
01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:31,347
- Come here. You can have some.
- You know I do.
964
01:01:32,788 --> 01:01:36,224
- Where you goin', baby?
- Right over here.
965
01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:38,692
I'm nervous, man.
I got the BGs.
966
01:01:38,761 --> 01:01:41,787
- What's the BGs?
- The bubble guts.
967
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:44,662
I'm nervous, and
I'm about to shit on myself.
968
01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:47,395
Keep a tight ass.
Try and hold it in or somethin'.
969
01:01:47,469 --> 01:01:48,731
Shut up.
970
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:50,931
That sound like butterflies to me.
971
01:01:51,006 --> 01:01:53,372
Butterflies, your ass.
I'm about to go home.
972
01:01:53,442 --> 01:01:58,175
Look, look. If we don't go do this,
you ain't gonna have no home to go to.
973
01:01:58,247 --> 01:02:02,081
All we gotta do is find out
where the little one put that pump...
974
01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:04,346
take it and see what's in it.
975
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:08,288
You're in the Kentucky Derby.
I'll take this off.
976
01:02:11,193 --> 01:02:12,717
Oh, shit.
977
01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:16,523
Go, Flea Biscuit.
978
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:18,191
Thought you were gonna
take me to see Mommy.
979
01:02:20,202 --> 01:02:23,137
I'm a little preoccupied right now.
980
01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:25,468
I'll take you later.
981
01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:27,532
When? After you're
all drunk and loaded?
982
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:30,170
I said I'll take
your stupid ass later, all right?
983
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,441
Get the fuck outta here.
You're ruining my company.
984
01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:42,881
- What's this silver thing right here?
- What silver thing?
985
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,555
We got to count that shit.
Get up.
986
01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:50,997
Business first.
987
01:02:51,066 --> 01:02:53,091
Hey, Baby Joker, come on.
988
01:02:53,168 --> 01:02:54,931
Forgot about the business.
989
01:02:56,005 --> 01:03:00,965
I need you to occupy that dog long
enough for me and Day-Day to get a look.
990
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:03,978
Me and dogs don't get along, bro.
991
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:07,243
- Get along with this one.
- Shit. What's his name?
992
01:03:07,316 --> 01:03:10,877
Cheeco. You've got to go ahead of us.
Don't get seen.
993
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,319
And for damn sure,
don't let that mutt out your sight.
994
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:15,118
Go, go, go!
995
01:03:15,190 --> 01:03:19,786
- Dog, we scored today, fool.
- Yeah!
996
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:23,229
- What's that on my leg?
- What is that, dog?
997
01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:25,927
Forget it. I think
it's yogurt or something.
998
01:03:34,843 --> 01:03:36,276
Here, Cheeco.
999
01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:45,110
Get off my ass, man.
1000
01:03:48,023 --> 01:03:51,720
Get down! You guys are better
than the Soul Train dancers.
1001
01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:53,591
Look at them old bitties.
1002
01:03:53,662 --> 01:03:55,630
God!
1003
01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:58,132
Come on. Let's go. Get up.
1004
01:04:00,302 --> 01:04:02,293
All right, go first.
1005
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,107
- Go first.
- No, nigger, you go first!
1006
01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:08,439
I'm not goin' first.
1007
01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:11,411
If you don't hit that fence,
I'm gonna throw you over.
1008
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,539
Nigger, I'm not...
We ain't little no more.
1009
01:04:13,615 --> 01:04:17,346
That's the thing about it.
Come on. Come on!
1010
01:04:17,419 --> 01:04:20,547
What you talkin' about?
We ain't little? What?
1011
01:04:20,622 --> 01:04:22,385
Come on, nigger.
1012
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:23,948
- Pussy.
- It ain't like that.
1013
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:26,017
Get your ass up.
1014
01:04:41,810 --> 01:04:43,573
- Stop playing.
- I broke a butt cheek.
1015
01:04:43,645 --> 01:04:46,910
- Come on.
- Shit, man.
1016
01:04:46,982 --> 01:04:48,711
What, man?
1017
01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:50,217
Fuck.
1018
01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:55,352
Come here, boy.
1019
01:04:55,424 --> 01:04:57,358
Come on, Cheeco.
1020
01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:59,360
Be a good boy.
1021
01:05:00,262 --> 01:05:01,923
Shit! Oh, shit.
1022
01:05:03,699 --> 01:05:06,532
- Fuck this shit.
- Hey, hey. Wait.
1023
01:05:10,939 --> 01:05:13,407
- Who's got the money...
- He's still over there.
1024
01:05:13,475 --> 01:05:15,602
- Hundreds, fifties.
- Roach still got him.
1025
01:05:19,948 --> 01:05:23,384
- What do we do with these ones?
- Fuck it. Give it to charity.
1026
01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:26,046
Fuck it.
Charity starts in la casa.
1027
01:05:26,121 --> 01:05:28,487
- We can give it to the bitches.
- It is money in that pump.
1028
01:05:28,557 --> 01:05:30,047
- It is?
- Yeah.
1029
01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:31,990
A good boy. Come on.
1030
01:05:32,828 --> 01:05:34,659
Here you go. Good boy.
1031
01:05:35,864 --> 01:05:38,958
Good boy. I got
some good bologna for you.
1032
01:05:39,034 --> 01:05:42,993
Good boy. Eat it all up.
1033
01:05:43,071 --> 01:05:45,505
Okay, you ate it all up.
1034
01:05:51,814 --> 01:05:54,078
Is that Cheeco?
What's wrong with him?
1035
01:05:54,149 --> 01:05:57,346
I don't know.
That dog got issues.
1036
01:05:58,854 --> 01:06:01,948
So what's wrong with my perro?
What'd you do to my dog, fool?
1037
01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:06,085
Nothing. Just keep
counting the money.
1038
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:11,224
Hey, fuck that shit. Do it later.
1039
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:14,497
It's fuckin' Friday.
We got fuckin' bitches.
1040
01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:16,333
It's fuckin' time to party.
1041
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,669
Shut the door. What's wrong with you?
Don't you got no manners?
1042
01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:21,436
- What's wrong with you?
- Fuckin' snapper.
1043
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:25,776
We're not gonna close the door
until you come out and party with us.
1044
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,782
Let me think about it.
1045
01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:31,911
Count my money.
Party with bitches.
1046
01:06:31,987 --> 01:06:34,717
Hundreds and fifties.
Big-ass titties.
1047
01:06:36,024 --> 01:06:40,654
Count the green.
Get in between those titties.
1048
01:06:40,729 --> 01:06:42,196
Let's party!
1049
01:06:42,264 --> 01:06:44,630
Come on, fool!
1050
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,191
Put that shit in the drawer.
1051
01:06:47,269 --> 01:06:51,228
I'm in the mood to get jiggy with it.
I wanna party.
1052
01:06:51,306 --> 01:06:53,399
Aztec warrior. Aztec warrior.
1053
01:07:01,149 --> 01:07:04,585
He put it in a drawer.
I'm gonna go get it.
1054
01:07:04,653 --> 01:07:07,679
You want me to wait here,
so Cheeco can bite me in my ass?
1055
01:07:07,756 --> 01:07:11,157
- Yeah!
- I'm goin'. I'm not doin' nothin'.
1056
01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:14,093
- What, man?
- I'm gonna tell you once more. Sit.
1057
01:07:14,162 --> 01:07:16,357
Get the finger outta my...
1058
01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:31,141
Damn.
1059
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,646
Yea, yea.
1060
01:07:33,815 --> 01:07:37,114
You got that Ricky Martin CD?
I love him. He's a musical god.
1061
01:07:37,185 --> 01:07:43,021
He's good for my people.
Come on. All right. I wanna dance.
1062
01:07:43,091 --> 01:07:44,524
Damn.
1063
01:07:54,503 --> 01:07:56,471
Calm down.
I got something for you.
1064
01:07:56,538 --> 01:07:58,403
Got a treat.
1065
01:07:58,473 --> 01:08:02,204
You're gonna like this.
I got a little bud brownie.
1066
01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,768
Here. Just eat the whole thing.
Here. Just eat it all up.
1067
01:08:04,846 --> 01:08:07,178
Good boy. Eat it up.
1068
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:11,811
Eat it up. Eat it up.
Good dog. Good dog.
1069
01:08:16,658 --> 01:08:18,592
We're gonna party now.
1070
01:08:20,829 --> 01:08:22,820
What the fuck?
1071
01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:26,231
Hey, who locked
the fuckin' door, huh?
1072
01:08:26,301 --> 01:08:29,270
I don't like locked doors around here!
They make me crazy and shit!
1073
01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:32,705
I was locked up!
Pass the wire! Pass the wire!
1074
01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:35,971
I don't want no grilled cheese.
No, Leroy, I'm bilingual!
1075
01:08:36,044 --> 01:08:40,003
There's a difference.
No more locked doors!
1076
01:08:47,389 --> 01:08:49,414
No more locked doors around here,
you hear me?
1077
01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:53,919
What you been eating, girl?
Nothing but light beer for you.
1078
01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:58,657
I like it rough.
1079
01:08:58,734 --> 01:09:02,431
Oh, you do, huh? Good,
'cause that's how you're gonna get it.
1080
01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:16,682
- What are you doing?
- Huh?
1081
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:21,485
- What are you doing here?
- I hope you don't think I'm crazy.
1082
01:09:21,556 --> 01:09:24,525
I snuck in here to show you that
I wasn't scared of your punk brothers.
1083
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:28,324
And if you had a man
like me in your life...
1084
01:09:28,397 --> 01:09:30,831
you wouldn't have to be
scared of them neither.
1085
01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,891
What? So you snuck in my room
to tell me that?
1086
01:09:35,003 --> 01:09:36,368
Yeah, I did. Excuse me.
1087
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:41,468
- Who you talking to?
- Nobody!
1088
01:09:41,543 --> 01:09:45,343
- I heard a vato's voice in here.
- No, you didn't. Get out of my room.
1089
01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:47,882
Go back to your
stupid little girlfriends.
1090
01:09:47,949 --> 01:09:49,211
I'm telling Mom.
1091
01:09:49,284 --> 01:09:52,412
Good boy. Feel that?
1092
01:09:52,487 --> 01:09:55,513
Good dog. Lay down.
1093
01:09:55,590 --> 01:10:00,027
That's a good boy. Lay down.
Yeah, you're a good boy.
1094
01:10:01,763 --> 01:10:04,527
You are a good dog.
1095
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,864
Oh, I'm gonna do you good.
1096
01:10:07,936 --> 01:10:09,870
I'm gonna give it to you rough.
1097
01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:14,034
Here's Johnny.
I call him Mini Me.
1098
01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:17,772
I'm gonna do you like American Me,
baby. Don't look at me.
1099
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:21,748
Don't look at me, little puppy.
Can I get a whoo, whoo?
1100
01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:24,342
I'm an Aztec warrior.
1101
01:10:28,256 --> 01:10:32,522
Bring your ass home, Craig.
Come on.
1102
01:10:32,594 --> 01:10:35,529
Hey, I'm cold.
I'll close the window.
1103
01:10:37,432 --> 01:10:38,865
Oh, shit.
1104
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:49,542
Motherfuckers can't fuck with me.
I'm a player. I'm a player!
1105
01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:52,479
Like I was sayin'.
1106
01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:56,283
Are you listening?
1107
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:02,080
We don't need this shit.
1108
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,751
A guy like me
and a dog like you...
1109
01:11:04,826 --> 01:11:06,885
we ought to be in Maui...
1110
01:11:06,962 --> 01:11:10,227
rentin' Jet Skis to fat fucks
with flower shirts.
1111
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:18,938
That'd be the good life.
1112
01:11:19,007 --> 01:11:24,240
Take you with me wherever I go.
I love you.
1113
01:11:24,312 --> 01:11:26,803
- It'll work.
- Come on.
1114
01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:28,850
- Where's Craig?
- He's in the house still.
1115
01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:31,976
- Why'd he go in the house?
- Don't worry about it.
1116
01:11:32,053 --> 01:11:34,419
We gotta figure out a way to get him
out of there. He's probably locked up.
1117
01:11:34,489 --> 01:11:37,583
- Come on.
- Shit.
1118
01:11:38,927 --> 01:11:42,954
- You did all this for me?
- Most of it.
1119
01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:46,966
I just hate to see a fine girl like you
in a situation like this.
1120
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:51,136
Thanks for noticing.
1121
01:11:51,206 --> 01:11:53,834
It used to be peaceful around here
before they got out.
1122
01:11:55,076 --> 01:11:58,375
They took over the house and
caused my mother's nervous breakdown.
1123
01:11:58,446 --> 01:12:01,677
Dang. Why she didn't
just kick 'em out?
1124
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:04,184
We tried.
1125
01:12:04,252 --> 01:12:07,312
We saved up to get away from them,
but they just followed us.
1126
01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:11,382
Damn. I hate to hear that.
Can I get out this window right here?
1127
01:12:12,627 --> 01:12:16,495
- I thought you came up here to see me.
- I did. It's just, you know...
1128
01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:19,090
What's the hurry?
1129
01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:21,192
I got my cousin out here
waitin' on me.
1130
01:12:21,269 --> 01:12:23,737
So what?
1131
01:12:23,805 --> 01:12:25,739
Let's make him wait.
1132
01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:30,638
Okay, knock.
1133
01:12:30,712 --> 01:12:33,306
- You want me to knock?
- Knock!
1134
01:12:35,550 --> 01:12:38,246
You're actin' like a little bitch
right now, man.
1135
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,481
They can't hear that.
The music's playin'.
1136
01:12:40,555 --> 01:12:43,615
Excuse me, partner. That was
a fuckin' ghetto knock I just did.
1137
01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,422
- I'll show you how to knock on a door.
- What ya doin'? Stop...
1138
01:12:46,494 --> 01:12:49,486
Yeah. Rub that shit.
1139
01:12:50,565 --> 01:12:52,499
I hear something.
1140
01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:56,360
Fuck.
1141
01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:58,736
I can't do anything
around here! Shit!
1142
01:13:00,408 --> 01:13:02,000
Ruining my flow.
1143
01:13:03,178 --> 01:13:05,112
Right there.
1144
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,011
Lover boys, you hear that shit?
1145
01:13:07,782 --> 01:13:09,750
You better stop.
1146
01:13:09,818 --> 01:13:12,582
- They gonna think we're the police!
- It gets results.
1147
01:13:13,855 --> 01:13:15,117
What do you want?
1148
01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:17,783
We came to borrow some sugar.
1149
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,460
Does this look like
a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you?
1150
01:13:21,529 --> 01:13:23,520
Do you see that red dot
on my forehead?
1151
01:13:23,598 --> 01:13:26,396
Do you see an ATM in the corner
that doesn't work?
1152
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:29,301
Do you? No, you don't,
so fuck you, my friend.
1153
01:13:29,371 --> 01:13:31,236
Get the fuck outta here.
1154
01:13:31,306 --> 01:13:32,603
You too, Slim Shady.
1155
01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:36,440
- No problem. We gone.
- Hold on a second.
1156
01:13:36,511 --> 01:13:41,244
Hey, man, you ran over my skateboard.
I don't appreciate that, all right?
1157
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:44,411
That's bullshit, man. It ain't...
1158
01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:03,301
Got your message.
Where's Craig?
1159
01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:06,404
Message? I ain't sent you
no damn message!
1160
01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:08,339
You didn't call the sandwich joint
with an urgent message?
1161
01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:12,312
Hell, no, Willie!
You startin' to think like a dog.
1162
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:14,814
Believe them fleas and ticks
suckin' on your old-ass brain.
1163
01:14:14,883 --> 01:14:16,748
Somebody sent me a message.
Where's Craig and Day-Day?
1164
01:14:16,818 --> 01:14:19,082
I don't know.
1165
01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:21,088
Come on in.
1166
01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:26,525
You know you got shit
all over the back of your ass?
1167
01:14:26,594 --> 01:14:30,121
Don't sit on that couch!
Put some paper down.
1168
01:14:30,198 --> 01:14:32,098
Next time page me first.
1169
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,829
Okay, I'll do that.
What's my code, 69?
1170
01:14:34,903 --> 01:14:38,100
- No, 68.
- Yeah, right.
1171
01:14:38,173 --> 01:14:39,105
Shit.
1172
01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:43,837
You okay?
1173
01:14:49,517 --> 01:14:52,645
This is some bullshit. We just
came over here to borrow some sugar.
1174
01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:55,781
- And some Phillies.
- And some Phillies and...
1175
01:14:55,857 --> 01:14:58,849
We ain't come to fuck up
y'all little m�nage � trois.
1176
01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:03,091
These are some bad bitches y'all got
over here and we would not fuck that up.
1177
01:15:03,164 --> 01:15:05,792
- How y'all doin' anyway?
- Fine.
1178
01:15:05,867 --> 01:15:06,834
Hey!
1179
01:15:06,901 --> 01:15:09,096
My name is Day-Day.
I'm your local neighborhood player.
1180
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:11,297
This is my little buddy Roach.
Roach, say, "What's happenin'?" to them.
1181
01:15:11,373 --> 01:15:13,637
- Nice to meet you ladies.
- Hey, hey!
1182
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:15,039
What the fuck?
1183
01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:18,743
This isn't The Love Connection.
1184
01:15:18,813 --> 01:15:22,180
Trying to pick up on our hynas or what,
eh? Want to go to the room right now?
1185
01:15:23,551 --> 01:15:26,714
I don't know about you two.
I don't know about this sugar shit.
1186
01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:28,847
I know black people got a lot
of sugar in their house.
1187
01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:31,886
So I don't know.
You makin' me susp...
1188
01:15:33,928 --> 01:15:37,022
- Suspicious, eh?
- It's makin' me think a lot! Smart guy.
1189
01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:42,901
He's tryin' to make it
with our chicks.
1190
01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,175
- What'd he say?
- I don't know.
1191
01:15:48,243 --> 01:15:50,302
Karla's coming down.
Give me the weapon.
1192
01:15:51,513 --> 01:15:54,914
- Shut the fuck up and act natural.
- No problem.
1193
01:15:58,453 --> 01:16:01,183
- Hey. What's goin' on?
- Nothing.
1194
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:06,256
Are you going to give me
a ride to see Mommy?
1195
01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:09,854
Dang! You bug! Look,
just take my car, all right?
1196
01:16:09,931 --> 01:16:12,559
- Take your car?
- Did I stutter?
1197
01:16:12,634 --> 01:16:15,728
- Did I stutter?
- Hell, no. You ain't...
1198
01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:18,238
Shut up, stupid.
Just give me your car keys.
1199
01:16:18,306 --> 01:16:20,536
- I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
- You're stupid.
1200
01:16:20,608 --> 01:16:22,599
- Don't call me stupid. I'm sensitive.
- Where's the car keys?
1201
01:16:22,677 --> 01:16:25,202
- You're stupid!
- I'll be back in a bit. Bye.
1202
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,941
- Chickenhead.
- Stupid ass.
1203
01:16:27,015 --> 01:16:29,074
Don't be hittin' my switches too.
1204
01:16:29,150 --> 01:16:31,550
And tell Mama we miss her cooking.
1205
01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:36,889
You know what? If everything's cool,
then we'll let you bounce too.
1206
01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:40,325
That's a deal.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1207
01:16:51,539 --> 01:16:54,269
- Where the hell you been?
- I was over...
1208
01:16:54,342 --> 01:16:56,606
This is my boy.
I'm the only one who can yell at him.
1209
01:16:56,678 --> 01:16:59,647
- Where the hell you been?
- Have y'all seen Day-Day?
1210
01:16:59,714 --> 01:17:02,911
Thought he was with you.
1211
01:17:02,984 --> 01:17:06,681
I knew we'd never be together forever.
You're a cold little Puerto Rican dude.
1212
01:17:13,261 --> 01:17:15,786
- What?
- We're saying you're fucked!
1213
01:17:15,864 --> 01:17:17,923
- You're staying with us.
- Oh, man.
1214
01:17:17,999 --> 01:17:20,900
Baby Joker, get the duct tape.
1215
01:17:22,570 --> 01:17:24,299
It's on my bed.
I was using it earlier.
1216
01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:28,308
- Shit, man!
- And, you, put your clothes back on.
1217
01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:35,345
Come on. The party's over.
Get your chickie heads outta here!
1218
01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:39,580
Come on! Move it, hood-rat. Get your ass
outta here. Bus leaves at 11:00!
1219
01:17:39,654 --> 01:17:41,918
Take this shit with you!
1220
01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:43,287
Call me!
1221
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,889
- What a jerk.
- He's stupid.
1222
01:17:46,961 --> 01:17:48,895
- What did we do?
- Why does he need tape?
1223
01:17:48,963 --> 01:17:52,626
- Tell us what we did.
- You're fucked. Gonna have a party.
1224
01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:55,794
- What kind of party?
- A prison party. We just got out.
1225
01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:58,805
I know what to do with you.
1226
01:17:58,873 --> 01:18:00,500
- Shit!
- He's cute, huh?
1227
01:18:00,575 --> 01:18:02,543
- I want the little one.
- He's like a Frosted Mini-Wheat.
1228
01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:04,373
Hold on, baby.
1229
01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:07,380
- It's gonna be crazy.
- Don't do that.
1230
01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:09,245
You haven't seen my Aztec warrior.
1231
01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:12,411
- I can't handle this!
- You can't handle them?
1232
01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:15,923
- You can handle them.
- You got a pretty mouth.
1233
01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:17,423
Don't do that!
1234
01:18:17,492 --> 01:18:19,187
Don't do it.
1235
01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:21,194
- You think they in there?
- They in there.
1236
01:18:21,262 --> 01:18:22,991
We got to do something.
1237
01:18:23,064 --> 01:18:25,259
Y'all take your asses over there
if you want to.
1238
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:30,066
If you ain't back in ten minutes, I'm
callin' the police and insurance man.
1239
01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:33,369
Wait a minute.
I'm goin' to get my shit.
1240
01:18:35,476 --> 01:18:37,944
How many of us have them
1241
01:18:38,012 --> 01:18:40,446
Friends
1242
01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,540
Ones we can depend on
1243
01:18:42,617 --> 01:18:44,551
Friends
1244
01:18:44,619 --> 01:18:47,179
Shut the fuck up!
1245
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:51,758
I don't even like Whodini.
1246
01:18:51,826 --> 01:18:55,785
We can be friends as soon as
you tell me where my money is.
1247
01:18:55,863 --> 01:18:59,629
Money? We came to borrow sugar from ya
and some rollin' papers.
1248
01:18:59,701 --> 01:19:03,364
We wanted to get high. I was gonna show
this white boy how to make Kool-Aid...
1249
01:19:04,472 --> 01:19:06,133
Shit!
1250
01:19:06,207 --> 01:19:08,539
Just have a heart, Mr. Joker.
Please. It's Friday!
1251
01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:12,205
- I know what fuckin' day it is.
- Oh, shit! Fuck.
1252
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,807
I hear a lot of talking,
but the words don't mean shit.
1253
01:19:19,687 --> 01:19:21,746
Maybe that other chanate took it.
Remember him?
1254
01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:29,623
Hey, Day-Day,
where is your other mayate?
1255
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:52,651
It's a nice piece of heat
you got there.
1256
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,450
Thank you. I ain't got but
two bullets in the motherfucker.
1257
01:19:55,523 --> 01:19:57,957
- But that's better than nothin'.
- Yeah, it is.
1258
01:19:58,026 --> 01:20:00,927
Two bullets? Boy, your ass
ain't changed at all.
1259
01:20:00,995 --> 01:20:03,657
Back in the day,
only thing I had was a stick.
1260
01:20:03,731 --> 01:20:06,666
You missed with your stick. I ain't
gonna miss with these two bullets.
1261
01:20:06,734 --> 01:20:09,100
Hey, y'all. Not now. Come on.
1262
01:20:18,012 --> 01:20:21,004
- Come on. You know what to do.
- Shit!
1263
01:20:25,086 --> 01:20:27,020
That's Versace you steppin' on.
1264
01:20:27,088 --> 01:20:29,556
Versace?
You can't even spell Versace.
1265
01:20:29,624 --> 01:20:34,391
"Fo-satchy." F-O... satchy.
1266
01:20:50,745 --> 01:20:52,076
Damn.
1267
01:20:52,146 --> 01:20:54,080
You all right?
1268
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,548
- Yeah.
- Will you be quiet, Tarzan?
1269
01:20:58,619 --> 01:21:01,087
I don't do this shit every day.
1270
01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:06,990
I'm tellin' you, man.
You can do a lot for this community...
1271
01:21:07,061 --> 01:21:10,428
Shut up!
I'm sick of bullshitting with you two.
1272
01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:11,829
Baby Joker?
1273
01:21:19,874 --> 01:21:21,535
- Little Joker?
- Yeah.
1274
01:21:21,609 --> 01:21:22,940
Tape their mouths shut.
1275
01:21:24,345 --> 01:21:26,279
I don't wanna hear
a grown man scream.
1276
01:21:36,624 --> 01:21:38,285
Shit.
1277
01:21:38,359 --> 01:21:39,792
What, man?
1278
01:21:39,861 --> 01:21:42,386
We must be here. We stopped.
1279
01:21:42,463 --> 01:21:46,297
Good. Let's get the hell outta here.
It stink in here.
1280
01:21:46,367 --> 01:21:49,632
- How do we get out?
- How am I supposed to know?
1281
01:21:49,704 --> 01:21:52,798
You the one with all the muscle.
Why don't you get us outta here?
1282
01:21:52,874 --> 01:21:54,239
Raise your hand, fool.
1283
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:59,244
Now let me show you
how we gonna do this.
1284
01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:30,733
Come on, man! Let me outta here!
Come on, man! I'm your brother!
1285
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:35,147
Come on! Don't do this
to your own brother, man!
1286
01:22:35,216 --> 01:22:36,513
Get out, fool.
1287
01:22:55,536 --> 01:22:56,798
Damn.
1288
01:22:59,807 --> 01:23:02,799
Hey, young man.
1289
01:23:02,877 --> 01:23:05,869
You got knocked the fuck out.
1290
01:23:05,947 --> 01:23:08,780
No more fun and games.
1291
01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:11,683
My little carnal,
he went to get my chain saw.
1292
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:15,789
I'm gonna show you what happens
to putos that take my money...
1293
01:23:15,857 --> 01:23:17,984
and don't tell me
what I wanna hear.
1294
01:23:19,827 --> 01:23:22,125
Ever see Scarface, fuckers?
1295
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:29,059
Go see what's takin' him so long.
1296
01:23:35,042 --> 01:23:36,475
Junior?
1297
01:23:38,112 --> 01:23:39,511
Junior?
1298
01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:41,514
What the fuck, stupid?
1299
01:23:47,221 --> 01:23:48,848
My back!
1300
01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:53,725
- What's the matter?
- I believe I slipped my disk again.
1301
01:23:53,794 --> 01:23:56,422
Goddamn!
1302
01:23:56,497 --> 01:23:58,692
- Let me help you.
- Don't touch me!
1303
01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:03,167
Ain't nothin' wrong with you.
Get your big ass up.
1304
01:24:03,237 --> 01:24:05,569
I'll tie this boy up myself.
1305
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,835
I should tie your big ass up, too,
and drag you down the street.
1306
01:24:11,646 --> 01:24:14,376
You players are going
on the disabled list...
1307
01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:17,651
as soon as my brothers
get back here.
1308
01:24:22,823 --> 01:24:24,848
They should be back here
any minute now.
1309
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:29,352
They'll be back soon.
1310
01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,829
Fuck! Where are these fuckers?
1311
01:24:33,901 --> 01:24:37,302
I gotta do everything. It's tough
being the brains of the operation.
1312
01:24:38,139 --> 01:24:39,333
Fuck!
1313
01:24:39,407 --> 01:24:42,308
Hey! You putos go?
1314
01:24:42,376 --> 01:24:45,937
You gonna make me crazy!
You make me crazy! Come on!
1315
01:24:46,013 --> 01:24:49,039
- Makin' me look like a punk!
- It slipped!
1316
01:24:49,116 --> 01:24:52,813
- My disk slipped again in my back.
- What the fuck?
1317
01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:59,017
What the hell are you doing here?
1318
01:24:59,093 --> 01:25:01,926
I lost something.
What it look like, fool?
1319
01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:03,930
It looks like a dead mayate
with a loud shirt.
1320
01:25:03,998 --> 01:25:07,092
My mind! That's what I lost.
Ain't this my yard?
1321
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:11,565
Get up!
1322
01:25:13,074 --> 01:25:16,009
Watch his feet.
Watch his feet, boy.
1323
01:25:17,478 --> 01:25:18,570
Fucker!
1324
01:25:49,477 --> 01:25:51,001
School's in, bitch.
1325
01:25:51,812 --> 01:25:53,040
Motherfucker.
1326
01:25:53,114 --> 01:25:55,139
I got your ass right here.
1327
01:25:56,183 --> 01:26:01,120
I'm gonna kick your ass for gettin' me
into this mess, throwin' my back out.
1328
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:04,789
Daddy, it ain't my fault!
I'm not bullshittin'.
1329
01:26:04,859 --> 01:26:08,420
I was hangin' with this white boy,
and he got me into all kinds of shi...
1330
01:26:15,870 --> 01:26:16,962
Damn!
1331
01:26:17,038 --> 01:26:18,335
What's up?
1332
01:26:19,740 --> 01:26:21,037
Help!
1333
01:26:23,477 --> 01:26:25,001
Shit!
1334
01:26:25,079 --> 01:26:26,546
Get up!
1335
01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:33,512
Say hello to my little friend.
1336
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:43,328
Yeah, that's it! I'm gonna blast
this fool. Give me that gun.
1337
01:26:43,397 --> 01:26:47,390
- Here!
- Come on, fool. Remember me, punk?
1338
01:26:48,069 --> 01:26:49,400
Lord, have mercy.
1339
01:27:09,290 --> 01:27:12,123
What you want me to do?
Bad dog!
1340
01:27:13,094 --> 01:27:14,425
- Freeze!
- Hands up!
1341
01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:17,020
Two giant Milk Duds.
1342
01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:19,858
Freeze! Sheriff's Department!
1343
01:27:19,934 --> 01:27:21,458
I live across the street!
1344
01:27:22,203 --> 01:27:25,366
Paid cash! They the ones you want!
1345
01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:28,772
- Problem, officers?
- Don't move!
1346
01:27:28,843 --> 01:27:31,471
- Make a damn hole!
- Hey, brother, man!
1347
01:27:31,545 --> 01:27:33,945
Y'all can't fuck with the police.
1348
01:27:34,014 --> 01:27:36,539
Y'all can't fuck with the police.
1349
01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:44,017
Rude-ass cops.
You done paid your parking tickets?
1350
01:27:44,091 --> 01:27:46,116
You still got your illegal cable?
1351
01:27:46,193 --> 01:27:48,718
We better get the hell outta here.
1352
01:27:48,796 --> 01:27:52,323
- Come here, Cheeco!
- Get your hands off me!
1353
01:27:52,399 --> 01:27:56,836
- This is like a bad dream.
- Why you cops got to be so violent?
1354
01:27:59,373 --> 01:28:01,170
I love Fridays.
1355
01:28:02,476 --> 01:28:05,343
It ain't over, punk!
Wait till I get out!
1356
01:28:08,382 --> 01:28:11,078
- When you get out?
- I'm gonna beat your butt up too.
1357
01:28:13,187 --> 01:28:15,121
- It ain't over!
- Come on, man!
1358
01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:18,955
- Good job. Good job.
- Yeah, that's our pump!
1359
01:28:19,026 --> 01:28:20,755
Shut up!
1360
01:28:21,829 --> 01:28:24,024
That's right.
1361
01:28:24,098 --> 01:28:26,032
Look what I got.
1362
01:28:27,301 --> 01:28:29,269
Wait, man. Don't open that here.
1363
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,435
- Jump up and down on that back of his.
- That's next.
1364
01:28:35,509 --> 01:28:37,204
Don't listen to him.
1365
01:28:37,278 --> 01:28:41,339
Cash make the coochie go whoo-whoo.
1366
01:28:41,415 --> 01:28:45,852
It's gonna feel real good
to pay my taxes. Thanks, nephew.
1367
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,820
No problem, Unc.
1368
01:28:49,690 --> 01:28:51,817
All done!
1369
01:28:51,892 --> 01:28:54,122
Thanks, Miss Kym.
1370
01:28:54,195 --> 01:28:56,925
- Call me, man.
- All right.
1371
01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,833
Ancient Chinese secret.
1372
01:29:03,904 --> 01:29:06,429
I'm Korean, motherfucker.
1373
01:29:06,507 --> 01:29:10,136
Fat-ass little Chinese lady's gonna
take the money and not give me no play?
1374
01:29:11,579 --> 01:29:14,139
Will you get your broke-down ass up?
1375
01:29:14,215 --> 01:29:16,649
There ain't nothin' wrong with you.
Layin' down like a broke-dick dog.
1376
01:29:16,717 --> 01:29:19,709
Get up. Come on.
What's wrong with you?
1377
01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:24,514
Damn! That
George Jefferson shit works!
1378
01:29:24,592 --> 01:29:25,854
Walk me to the door.
1379
01:29:27,695 --> 01:29:30,630
Hey. Wait a minute.
1380
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:33,098
I'm sure gonna miss you.
1381
01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,692
Why don't you give
your Auntie Suga some sugar?
1382
01:29:36,570 --> 01:29:38,060
Give me a kiss.
1383
01:29:40,174 --> 01:29:41,903
- Hey!
- Come here.
1384
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:46,912
Sorry.
1385
01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:54,753
Nephew, you're welcome here anytime.
1386
01:29:57,157 --> 01:29:59,387
Thanks again.
1387
01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:03,294
She's always hittin' on somebody.
Man, you sure you don't wanna stay?
1388
01:30:03,364 --> 01:30:07,425
You know I got to live ghetto fabulous.
I can't stay here with y'all fools.
1389
01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:10,766
- It's too crazy around here.
- Yeah, it's thugged out.
1390
01:30:10,838 --> 01:30:12,965
But you keep that car.
You make sure you get that fixed.
1391
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,600
- You know that. I got money now.
- Yeah, I see.
1392
01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:17,610
When can I come to see you
and fuck your neighborhood up?
1393
01:30:17,678 --> 01:30:19,646
- You can't.
- All right.
1394
01:30:25,786 --> 01:30:29,722
Fuck his shit up.
Go on, girl. Hurry up.
1395
01:30:31,425 --> 01:30:32,585
Get that shit.
1396
01:30:35,462 --> 01:30:37,123
Hurry up!
1397
01:30:40,134 --> 01:30:44,594
Oh, well. All is well
that ends well, of course.
1398
01:30:44,672 --> 01:30:47,903
Another Friday gone,
another problem solved.
1399
01:30:48,809 --> 01:30:52,745
It's a trip to know that things
can get wild in the suburbs too.
1400
01:30:52,813 --> 01:30:55,646
Man, I can't wait
to get back home...
1401
01:30:55,716 --> 01:30:58,685
to the peace and
quiet streets of South Central.
1402
01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:00,179
Yeah.