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Fuck,
fuck, fuck! So late!

2
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Mabel's put
a scarf on the cat.

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He's not a
cat. He's my husband.

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Where is he?

5
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- Will he bring the ladies with the big boobies?
- "Ladies"?

6
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Last time, he
brushed my hair with a fork.

7
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There were three ladies,
and they had an epic pillow fight.

8
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- The fork had maple syrup on it.
- Out of the way, darling.

9
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Well,

10
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it's obvious he's not coming,
so I'll just stay home.

11
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You said this was the one thing you
had to leave the house for this year.

12
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You're
right. I'm going.

13
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Move, please, Mabes.

14
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Fuck... caccia.

15
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Did we eat the focaccia?

16
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Well, we haven't
got any vegetables.

17
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But lucky you, you get
to have frozen peas. Mmm.

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All right. Come to the table.

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Come on.

20
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One, two...

21
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What am I going
to do when I get to three?

22
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Please
enter alarm code.

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Oh, fuck,
oh, fuck, oh, fuck!

24
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- Please enter alarm code.
- No! Don't put the flames out.

25
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- We can toast marshmallows.
- Please enter alarm code.

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Please...

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The tension of our bodies,

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the scars of...

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Hello, Moto.

30
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...in... in our longing.

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Bridget Jones, always exciting.

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- How's the skirt?
- Daniel, hi.

33
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Just checking you have indeed
forgotten about tonight.

34
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That is hurtful, Jones. I
have absolutely not forgotten.

35
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No.

36
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I'm so sorry. It's my mother.

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- She's in the hospital.
- Oh.

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- Primordial sweat.
- I will be there

39
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quicker than it took me to bring
you to earth-shattering orgasm,

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you filthy little harlot.

41
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Love you, Mummy.

42
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"Mummy"?

43
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Darling, clever Geminita.

44
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I'm gonna have to rush.
It's a family emergency.

45
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But I am loving this one.

46
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I think... I think we
all are, aren't we?

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Call me later, yeah?

48
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Oh, yeah.

49
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I am imminent, Jones. Imminent.

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Un-bunch those giant panties.

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Bloody zip
manufacturers should be

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cancelled for sociological bias.

53
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It is actually impossible
to do this on your own.

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Help.

55
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Ooh. Thank you, monkeys.

56
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Uncle Daniel!

57
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Miniature Darcy,
what's the news?

58
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Where are the
ladies with the big...

59
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Hair? They
couldn't make it, sadly.

60
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They're, um... They're
washing their hair.

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All three?

62
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Yeah, well, they wash
each other's, you see.

63
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I thought you said
no more models.

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Geminita is not a model, Jones.

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She is a poet and a healer,

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and a model.

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Come here.

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Hell of a night for you.

69
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Ugh, I can't go. The
children need me.

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Uncle Daniel!

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You. Right.

72
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Get a fork and some syrup.
I'm gonna style you.

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- I found the cards.
- Very good. Excellent.

74
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Now then, we need to work on
your bluffing and your cheating.

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Life has
its white notes...

76
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and life has its black notes.

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You look very beautiful
tonight, Mrs Darcy.

78
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Not looking so bad
yourself, Mr Darcy.

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Bridget.

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Very black notes.

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Jolly good. Come in. Weather's
been a bit shitty, hasn't it?

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- Though the cricket this year has been...
- Jeremy.

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...absolutely phenomenal.

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This is what happened.

85
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Mark Darcy, my husband,

86
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father to Billy and Mabel,

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died.

88
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Or rather, was killed

89
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in the Sudan on a
humanitarian mission.

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- Everybody's just upstairs.
- Thanks.

91
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And that was four
years ago. Today, actually.

92
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Brace yourself. It's a
total fucking shit show.

93
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And even though there might
be 600,000 words in the human language,

94
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the world still struggles
to find the right ones

95
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when someone you love is gone.

96
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Bridget, how are the children?

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- Mmm.
- Are they...

98
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Are they all right
without you there?

99
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No. It's fine.

100
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Left them some crystal
meth in the kitchen.

101
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Maybe not.

102
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Well, we don't make
a thing about it.

103
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We celebrate Mark's
birthday instead.

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Oh.

105
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So, Bridget, still on your own?

106
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It's been four years now.

107
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You're still in pretty
good nick. Why no chap?

108
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Now, now. It's not Bridget's fault.
Very hard, being a middle-aged woman

109
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- and finding yourself single.
- Mmm.

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Better if you're a bloke.
Look at Binko Carruthers.

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He's no oil painting,

112
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but the second Rosemary
died, he was inundated.

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Of course, they were all of a
certain age, though, weren't they?

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Sorry, do you realise
you said that out loud?

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Hmm?

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"A certain age"? What,
do you mean our age?

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- That is the most...
- Shazzer now hosts

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a podcast calledFed Up,

119
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in which she has dinner
with minor celebrities

120
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while basically getting
furious about everything.

121
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...sexist fucking
universe we, unbelievably,

122
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still continue to
fucking inhabit.

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I need to go to the toilet.

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Oh.

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Oh, dear.

126
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Yeah, Jude. Yeah,
I'm with her now.

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Well, Shaz, tell her
to come to The Golden Cock.

128
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No, no, no. The
party. It's for Mark.

129
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That's not a party.
That's a fucking bin fire.

130
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And you think that Mark would want
you to stay here and be insulted

131
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in the fucking sexism Olympics?

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To Mark.

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- And to Bridget...
- Aw.

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...and the rare
pleasure of seeing you

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in something not made
of terry towelling.

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Tom, still living

137
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handsomely off
his one hit single

138
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which had a comeback recently in a
30-second video of a dog doing maths.

139
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Now, of all things,
a life coach.

140
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Honestly, I'd say it was
a bit of a breakthrough,

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speaking as your psychologist.

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You're not
my psychologist.

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Well, I should be, yes.

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According to the classic model,

145
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you've actually made
it to the fourth stage

146
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- of the five stages of grief.
- Wait. Isn't it seven stages?

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What are you talking about, Jude?
No, it isn't. It's five stages.

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- Isn't it five?
- Well, I always thought it was four.

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It's definitely seven.

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Jude, now CEO or COO

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or CTO, definitely
a C-something-O,

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still regularly calling, in
tears, from executive bathroom.

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So, um, only one stage
to go now, Bridge.

154
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- Oh.
- Stage five.

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It's acceptance,
which basically means

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- you just have to get laid.
- Oh, my God. Shazzer's right.

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Yes. I mean, honestly,
darling, look at yourself.

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You've become a
born-again virgin.

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If you don't get laid soon, your
vagina will literally reseal itself.

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Yeah, and
that is a thing.

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It's called labial adhesion.

162
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,800
Oh, my God!

163
00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:08,000
I knew leaving the
kitchen was a mistake.

164
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I don't want anyone else.

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And even if I did,
which I don't,

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I'm non-viable,
completely asexual,

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and nobody will
ever fancy me again.

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- Ever, ever, ever.
- No. No, no, no.

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And I'm going to the toilet.

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Crash and burn.
That was a disaster.

171
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,100
Well, that was a
fucking disaster.

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Crikey. Have we been burgled?

173
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We have not
been burgled, Jones. No.

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We have been marvellous.
Now, tell me this.

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For Tonya, do we think a
kitten heel or a chunky wedge?

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She's going to Wimbledon.

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Wedge, obviously.

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You may be right.

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How was it? Any fun? Any tongue?

180
00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:51,800
Ugh. God. No tongue. I
have hung up my tongue.

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00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,600
How were they?

182
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,200
Well, the girl is you.

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Lawless, romantic,
irresistibly drawn to me.

184
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Asked me if I was going
to be her new daddy.

185
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,100
She does that.

186
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,500
Yeah. Wouldn't go to bed
until I'd married her rabbit.

187
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,900
- Hmm.
- Which I was very happy to do.

188
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,800
That rabbit is not
at all unfanciable.

189
00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,200
Hmm. And Billy?

190
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,800
Well, Billy is Darcy, isn't he?

191
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,200
Still waters and all that.

192
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,600
As it happens, Jones, your son

193
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and I have a number
of shared interests.

194
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,200
Oh, God. Like what?

195
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,600
Models.

196
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600
He showed me his,
I showed him mine.

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00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,600
-Hmm.
-And then we... we talked about death.

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00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,600
Did you?

199
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,600
Yeah. I told
him being dead was shit.

200
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,000
And that I should know
because I was for a bit.

201
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,700
And then, uh...

202
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,600
I gave him a hug 'cause
he seemed a bit sad.

203
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,300
And then that made me
sad because...

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00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,000
How is your boy?

205
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,100
Enzo's, what? He's...

206
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,200
Uh, fuck knows, Jones.
Fifteen, I think.

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00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:54,100
Anyway, we then cheered ourselves up
by digging out the cocktail shaker,

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00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,100
and I taught him how
to make a Dirty Bitch.

209
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,700
Saved it for you.
It's in the fridge.

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00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,100
Goody. Have it for breakfast.

211
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,200
Yeah, hello, hello,
hello, hello.

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00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,800
Geminita.

213
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,100
Yeah, we're all done.
All done. I'm on my way.

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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,100
Well, as quick as I can.

215
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,900
Yes, like naughty old
moth to eager young flame.

216
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,300
No, you hang up first.

217
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,200
And... OK, kiss you back.

218
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,000
Yeah, OK.
Louder. Yeah.

219
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,900
Oh, my God.

220
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,300
Fuck off, Jones.
OK, they're asleep.

221
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,800
Um... ...it
did take a bit of time.

222
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,900
But I... Actually I showed
them a video of Geminita

223
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,800
reciting one of her prose poems
and they were out like a light.

224
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,700
All right.

225
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,100
What happens now?

226
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,900
I'm trying to remember how it
worked with our babysitters.

227
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,800
I think you give me 20 quid
and try and shag me, don't you?

228
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,100
Ah,
Daniel, dear Daniel.

229
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,800
At least some
things never change.

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00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,200
It makes me sad though,
Jones. You know...

231
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:06,300
two children and you all
alone and effectively a nun.

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00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:09,700
Albeit, of course, a
very, very naughty nun.

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00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,100
Bye, Daniel.

234
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,300
Yeah.

235
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,800
Thanks for tonight.

236
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,900
Yeah.

237
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,400
Why are
these lights still on?

238
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,700
I thought you two were asleep.

239
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,100
Do you miss Dada sometimes?

240
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,200
I miss him all of the times.

241
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,100
There's my owl.

242
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,000
Back to bed. Come on.

243
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,300
- Story, Mama?
- Mm-hmm.

244
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:59,400
For the baby princess is
as kind as she is fair.

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00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:06,300
And the baby prince is as
gentle as he is handsome.

246
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:10,400
And wherever they go
and whatever they do,

247
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,200
Mummy and Daddy will
always love them.

248
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,900
And Saliva.

249
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,000
She stinks, Mabes.

250
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,100
Oh!

251
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,800
- Good night, darling.
- Good night, Mama.

252
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800
Good night.

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00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,300
And all the thoughts...

254
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,900
And all the thoughts
are going away.

255
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,300
They don't need little
Billy and Mabel tonight.

256
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,800
The world will
turn without them.

257
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,900
The stars
will shine without them.

258
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:08,300
And all little Billy and Mabel
need to do is rest and sleep.

259
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,200
Good night.

260
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,100
Night.

261
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,800
Good night, Billy.

262
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,500
- Do the song, Daddy. Please.
- OK.

263
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:27,900
♪ I'll do anything
For you, dear ♪

264
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,400
♪ Anything ♪

265
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:34,400
♪ For you mean
everything To me ♪

266
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,300
All by myself 47.

267
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,900
Shitballs.

268
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:51,900
No. Cock-bollocking
fuck-bubbles!

269
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,000
Literally everyone
else in the whole country

270
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,400
is laughing uproariously
with their partners

271
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,300
while watching Netflix
and having sex.

272
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,600
You don't want to
wallow in it, darling.

273
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,100
And there
they are again.

274
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,200
All the voices, all the advice.

275
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200
You gotta wallow in
it, Bridge. Wallow.

276
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,300
Grieve. G-R-E-I-V-E.

277
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,600
It's
I-E. It's not E-I.

278
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,300
No, it's, "I before
E except after C."

279
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,900
Yes, exactly.

280
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,200
God, you really
are such a T-W-T-A.

281
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,600
A what?

282
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,500
The thing
about advice is,

283
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:36,400
no one tells you the
same thing twice.

284
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,500
Bridget, you've got to
put the children first.

285
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,200
Uh-huh.
Thank you, Magda. Yes.

286
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,100
Put the children first.

287
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,300
Sod the children.

288
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,300
Put your own oxygen
mask on first.

289
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,200
Right. Oxygen mask.

290
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,400
Got it.

291
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,400
One thing's for certain, Bridge.

292
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,000
Forget about sex.
Oh.

293
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,600
OK.

294
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,500
No sex.

295
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,500
You need to have a lot of sex.

296
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,600
Yeah. Why don't you
come back to work?

297
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,600
Thank you, Richard.
I'll bear that in mind.

298
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,400
But as my dad said
just before he died,

299
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,300
the big question is...

300
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,400
Can you survive?

301
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,400
I think so.

302
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,700
I have to.

303
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
I'm trying.

304
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700
It's not enough to survive.
You've got to live.

305
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,200
Is that the Dalai Lama?

306
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,100
It's Harry Styles, I think.

307
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,500
Colin.

308
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,200
- Is that a sausage?
- What sausage?

309
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:02,000
Bridget, you know what the
doctor said about saturated fats.

310
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:06,100
Pam, could you take a photograph
of us? Me and Bridget.

311
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Um...

312
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,600
Colin, try not to do
that with your chin.

313
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,500
I'm not doing
anything with my chin.

314
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,400
Promise me you'll live, Bridget.

315
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,000
Smile!

316
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,100
Bridget Jones,
it's time to live.

317
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,500
♪ I know when to go out ♪

318
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,100
♪ Know when to stay in ♪

319
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,700
♪ Get things done ♪

320
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,200
♪ I catch a paper boy ♪

321
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,400
♪ But things Don't
really change ♪

322
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,600
♪ I'm standing in the wind ♪

323
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,300
♪ But I never wave bye-bye ♪

324
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,300
♪ But I try ♪

325
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,100
♪ I try ♪

326
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,700
♪ Never gonna fall for ♪

327
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,800
♪ Modern love ♪

328
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,500
♪ Walks beside me ♪

329
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600
♪ Modern love ♪

330
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,200
♪ Walks on by ♪

331
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,300
♪ Modern love ♪

332
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400
♪ Gets me to ♪

333
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,400
♪ The church on time ♪

334
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,700
♪ Church on time ♪

335
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,400
♪ Terrifies me ♪

336
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400
♪ Church on time ♪

337
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,600
♪ Makes me party ♪

338
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,100
♪ Church on time ♪

339
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,700
♪ Puts my trust in God and man ♪

340
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,300
♪ God and man ♪

341
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,500
♪ No confession ♪

342
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,700
♪ God and man ♪

343
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,300
♪ No religion ♪

344
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,600
♪ God and man ♪

345
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,300
♪ Don't believe in modern love ♪

346
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,600
♪ It's not really work ♪

347
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,700
♪ It's just the power to charm ♪

348
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,500
♪ I'm still standing
in The wind ♪

349
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,400
♪ But I never wave bye-bye ♪

350
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,300
♪ But I try ♪

351
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,900
♪ I try ♪

352
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,800
♪ Never gonna fall for ♪

353
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,500
♪ Modern love ♪

354
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,700
♪ Walks beside me ♪

355
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,200
♪ Modern love ♪

356
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,300
♪ Walks on by ♪

357
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400
♪ Modern love ♪

358
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,500
♪ Gets me to the church ♪

359
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,300
♪ On time ♪

360
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,700
♪ Modern love... ♪

361
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,500
Right. You've
got your pencil case,

362
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,400
your lunch, your homework?

363
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,800
- Your keys?
- Ooh.

364
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,900
Well,

365
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,700
you've definitely got your
recorder so that's good.

366
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,400
Your lovely picture
of a spaceship.

367
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,300
It's a cat.

368
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,400
Oh, yes. Of course
it is, darling.

369
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,700
What paints did you use?

370
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,600
I used the lipsticks
with the C's on them.

371
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,300
- Oh. So creative.
- Handbag?

372
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,800
Oh, fuck a duck.

373
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,400
Hello, Billy.

374
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,500
Morning.

375
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,300
Hello, Mabel.

376
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,300
Morning, Bridget.

377
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,400
Hi.

378
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,800
Just the usual crap.

379
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,500
Are you going to
be my new daddy?

380
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,500
- No, Mum!
- No! Mum!

381
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,700
When I signed up
for having children,

382
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,400
I did not sign up to be ruled by

383
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,300
a gaggle of computer crackheads.

384
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,600
Well, guess what?

385
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,800
I've had you, I've
brought you up,

386
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,900
and I've changed my mind!

387
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,700
No! No, no, no!

388
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,700
Don't you touch those or I'll
fucking enter you in Squid Game.

389
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,700
Here, darling.

390
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,600
- Come, come.
- Mum!

391
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,300
Why don't we ever say hello?

392
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,900
Oh. Important
life lesson, darling.

393
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,300
Never meet your heroes.

394
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,800
Starting today,
will not set things on fire,

395
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:08,000
will responsibly reset passwords
not to include the word "fuckwit,"

396
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:11,700
and will not be frightened
of the school mums...

397
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,300
Hi.

398
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,800
...in particular,
Perfect Nicolette...

399
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,700
...with her perfect twins.

400
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,700
Move the car! There's no
parking in front of the school.

401
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,500
- How are you?
- What?

402
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,700
I-I thought you were in LA.

403
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,800
- Right.
- Mr Walliker?

404
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,900
Mr Walliker, Eros tells me he hasn't been
selected for the choir for some reason.

405
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,900
- Correct.
- Well, how can that be?

406
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,400
Because he can't sing. Anything
else, Mrs Soltani-Watkins?

407
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,400
Mr Walliker, if you have failed to
recognise Eros's obvious talents,

408
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,300
- that's hardly his fault.
- It's really quite simple.

409
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,900
The choir, like everything else
in nature, is chosen on merit.

410
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,300
Yeah, natural selection.

411
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,700
If Eros wants to put in the work,
he's welcome to audition again.

412
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,700
If you'll excuse me.
Bike!

413
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,500
Bike! Not there. Not there.

414
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,900
Who's that?

415
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,000
Oh. New science
teacher. Mr Walliker.

416
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,500
Instant hero.

417
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,300
Unbelievably rude.

418
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,600
He's awful.

419
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,000
Move along, please. Right away!

420
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,300
You two! This isn't a
stroll on the heath.

421
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,000
You don't see me unfolding deck chairs
and unwrapping sandwiches, do you?

422
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,900
Move it inside! It's
choir in eight minutes.

423
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,600
Mr Walliker. Hello.

424
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,900
I don't believe we've met.

425
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,500
I'm Billy Darcy's mum.

426
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,000
The boy about to be
diagnosed with tinnitus.

427
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,500
The whistle is an
essential tool, Mrs Darcy.

428
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,700
Mmm. An essential tool?

429
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,100
What an apt
description.

430
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,000
Eros! Atticus!

431
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,900
If you're late, you will regret
it for the rest of your days.

432
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,500
Sorry, sir!

433
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400
No!

434
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,700
She'll be back later.

435
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,900
We have a doctor's appointment.

436
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,600
I've got worms!

437
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Why is your granny
wearing pyjamas?

438
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,600
That went well.

439
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:06,400
"G-O-N-O"...

440
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,100
That's
lovely, darling.

441
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,900
- "R-H"...
- There you go.

442
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,800
One tablet a day for
the entire family,

443
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,000
and if her itching doesn't stop,
I suggest you get rid of that cat.

444
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,400
Have
you got some help yet?

445
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,400
I know it doesn't
look it, but really,

446
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,900
- I've got it all in hand.
- No, it doesn't look it.

447
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:25,100
Apart from anything else, I'm a
gynaecologist, not a paediatrician.

448
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,800
And whilst I'm happy to step
in, you do take my point.

449
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:32,600
If you say "oxygen mask" to me again,
I will hit you with this handbag.

450
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,900
I am not afraid of handbags.

451
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,000
You need something else to do.

452
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,500
You need a reason to get
out of those pyjamas.

453
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,600
Well, fashion's never
really been your thing.

454
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,700
- Rude.
- Pyjamas are all the rage in Milan.

455
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:46,000
Bridget, in spite of all objective
evidence to the contrary,

456
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,000
you are a bright,
talented, brilliant woman.

457
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,600
And my professional
advice to you is this.

458
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,900
- You need...
- No. No, no, no.

459
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,600
Please don't tell me
to go and have sex.

460
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,800
Oh, good Lord, no.

461
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,900
No.

462
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,500
Read a book. Clean out
the kitchen drawers.

463
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,700
Leave the pink bits
well enough alone.

464
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,000
You'll be ready
when you're ready.

465
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,800
No, my professional
advice to you is this:

466
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,100
go back to work.

467
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,900
And how's your love life?

468
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,500
On fire.

469
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,000
"Sy-P-Lis."

470
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,500
- Mmm.
- Syphilis. Mabel, Syphilis.

471
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,700
Syphilis.

472
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:25,900
Mmm. Very good. Very good.

473
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
And there's some delicious
vegetarian alternatives here too.

474
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,700
Floods, fires and famine.

475
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,700
As the world teeters on the
edge of climate catastrophe,

476
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:39,500
sausages aren't the only
thing we are grilling today.

477
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:43,200
Environment Secretary Sarah
Givens joins us after the break.

478
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,700
Hi.

479
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,800
Oh, thank God you picked up.

480
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
What's the matter?

481
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,400
They've got the bloody Environment
Secretary on in 45 seconds

482
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,100
and they've got me asking her
questions about bloody tea bags.

483
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,400
"What's the best way
to recycle tea bags?"

484
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,500
"Can you clean
surfaces with tea"...

485
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,500
I need you, Bridget!

486
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,400
OK. Uh...

487
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,100
Ask her...

488
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,500
Ask her why there were no tax
breaks for renewable energy

489
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,400
- in last week's budget.
- Brilliant.

490
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,900
She'll fob you off with some
crap about economic constraints

491
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,000
and then you nail her on oil and gas
companies ring-fencing their profits.

492
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,600
- Yes, I do.
- She'll flap!

493
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:23,400
And then you nuke her arse on the
government's support for fracking.

494
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,600
Ooh.

495
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,500
I fracking love
you, Bridget Jones.

496
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,100
- Hi, Bridge.
- Yes!

497
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,900
Oh, oh, oh! Do try to find
out about the tea bags though.

498
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,900
- Love you. Bye. Bye.
- Love you. Bye!

499
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,500
Welcome back.

500
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,900
Our next guest is

501
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:41,000
Environment Secretary
Sarah Givens.

502
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,800
Sarah, budget, tax
breaks, fracking.

503
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Justify.

504
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,200
And no fob-off!

505
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,800
Could you please put me through
to Richard Finch's office?

506
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,900
My name's Bridget Jones.

507
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,200
Yeah. I'll hold. Thanks.

508
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,600
Billy, I want to
watch SpongeBob.

509
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,200
Billy, come off that, please.

510
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,900
You've had your screen time.

511
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,700
One, two...

512
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,200
But, Mummy, it's Sunday.

513
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,100
No.

514
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,200
Can I watch SpongeBob?

515
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,900
May I watch SpongeBob.

516
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,500
Yes?

517
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,700
No, you've got to say,
"may I," not "can I."

518
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,900
May I watch SpongeBob?

519
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:40,500
- No.
- But, Mummy!

520
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,100
No, no, no, no.

521
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,800
No more screens, either of you.

522
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,200
Screens have been proven to
shorten attention spans and...

523
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,900
Ooh!

524
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,700
No.

525
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,900
Will you come and practise
cricket with me in the garden?

526
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,500
Mummy really needs to work, darling.
Why don't you play with Mabel?

527
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,500
She refuses to hit the ball. She
says she feels sorry for Ball-y.

528
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,100
Ball-y.

529
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,700
Darling, please go and
play cricket with Billy.

530
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,700
I may not!

531
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:15,800
Is it too much to ask to get some
bloody peace all by my bloody self

532
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,700
for five bloody minutes?

533
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,300
Internet's down!

534
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,100
I want to
watch SpongeBob.

535
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,200
Tell Billy it's my turn.

536
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:27,000
- Mummy!
- I don't want to be a mummy right now.

537
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,700
You had it for ages!

538
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,200
I didn't even have
it today. It's my turn!

539
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,800
Mummy!

540
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,100
There's no Internet!

541
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,000
I just want to sit down

542
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,600
in echoing silence on
my own for one moment.

543
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,100
- Mummy! Mummy!
- Just shut up!

544
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,000
Shark bait!

545
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Come and get it!

546
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,600
Okay. You asked for it!

547
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,800
Miranda?

548
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,100
All right, Bridge?

549
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,300
What're you doing here?

550
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,600
So I was reading the
newspaper in Soho House

551
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,900
and it was so, so
quiet, you know?

552
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:15,300
I just miss all this.

553
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:21,100
Off milk, stuff,
clutter, children, life.

554
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,800
Plenty of that here.

555
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,000
You don't have any champagne.

556
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:29,100
always keep a cold
bottle of champagne

557
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,100
in the fridge for emergencies.

558
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
That's excellent advice.

559
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,200
Cards on the table,

560
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,700
I'm thinking of
unfreezing my eggs.

561
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,800
Apparently, everyone
is going to Denmark

562
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,000
to get sperm.

563
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,300
- Oh.
- Yeah.

564
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,700
But I want what you
have. All of this.

565
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,000
But Soho House and-and Sunday
papers and cold champagne...

566
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,400
You're free, Bridge.

567
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,700
You're liberated from
the tyranny of this.

568
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,900
Do you know how many
dating apps I use?

569
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,200
Could you look sexy?

570
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,800
Well, I mean...

571
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,200
I might still brush up
OK given enough time.

572
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,700
No, I mean for this photo.

573
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,000
I've set you up on Tinder.

574
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,900
- What?
- You're welcome.

575
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,200
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- Well, I've popped you down as a widow.

576
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,200
It's so much more
romantic and singular.

577
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,100
We all agree it's what you need.

578
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,700
What's Tinder?

579
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:22,900
It's...

580
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
such a lovely day.

581
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,700
Who wants to, um,
go to the heath?

582
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,000
- No, I don't wanna go!
- No, SpongeBob!

583
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,400
Oh, OK. That's no problem.

584
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,900
Uh, sure.

585
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,400
Um, you stay here,

586
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:43,100
and I'll just, uh, take
these chocolate buttons. Ooh!

587
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,400
- Let's go, nutters!
- Can't wait!

588
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,800
Children and fresh air and
white chocolate buttons.

589
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:51,300
I feel like Julie Andrews!

590
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,200
Oh! I just got
matched with someone.

591
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,000
Sorry, Mabel, could you
just get off, actually,

592
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,300
'cause you're killing my back.

593
00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:00,200
Uh, he's on a street
corner... in a van.

594
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,100
- He looks like Jason Statham...
- Mmm.

595
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,900
...if you squint.

596
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,300
In a bit, Bridge.

597
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,900
Bye, kids. See you.

598
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,400
- Bye!
- Bye.

599
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:21,400
Oh, how everything calms
down once you're outside in blue skies

600
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:25,100
turning the children
into biddable lemurs.

601
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,200
Will obviously delete
Tinder immediately.

602
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,400
But perhaps a very
quick look first.

603
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,500
Keith?

604
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,300
Who are you, Keith?

605
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:48,200
Feel suddenly exposed to
whole new world hiding in plain sight

606
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,100
like Narnia through
back of wardrobe,

607
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,800
but with lion and
witch shagging.

608
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:55,700
Mummy! Mabel's
stuck up the tree!

609
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,900
- How'd she get up there?
- Mummy!

610
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:58,900
Coming!

611
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,400
Okay.

612
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,900
No, it's... it's all right.

613
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:09,900
- I can't get down either.
- It's all right. I'm here.

614
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,200
Uh.

615
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,200
Billy. Is that you?

616
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,300
Oh, no. It's Mr Walliker.

617
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,200
Everything all right, Mrs Darcy?

618
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,100
Yep. Super.

619
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,800
Just climbing a tree.

620
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
I can see that.

621
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,500
Having fun?

622
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,000
Yes. Yeah, this is really fun.

623
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,900
- You sure you don't need a hand?
- No, no.

624
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,500
As Einstein said,

625
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,000
"What goes up must come down."

626
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,800
- Newton.
- Yes.

627
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,000
Newton.

628
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,300
We're going to die!

629
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,000
No, we're not going to
die. We're having fun.

630
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,200
We are
definitely going to die.

631
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,500
Clearly you've got
this nicely in hand.

632
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,500
Look, there's a policeman.

633
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,400
Oh, my God.

634
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,800
I've climbed a magical man tree.

635
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,000
- Are you stuck?
- Yes!

636
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,800
No.

637
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,300
- Do they need help?
- Apparently not.

638
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
So, I'll... I'll be off then.

639
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,800
Bye-bye.

640
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,100
Okay. I'll be off too.

641
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,300
Don't go away.

642
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,400
No, seriously.
Don't go away.

643
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,000
Hang on. I'm coming.

644
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,200
Okay. Coming up.

645
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Uh...

646
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,900
Hello.

647
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,800
Okay,
just... Hang on.

648
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,900
Hello.

649
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,100
Hi, mate.

650
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,400
- Hi, what's your name?
- Mabel.

651
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,600
- Mabel.
- I can't jump down.

652
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,100
Okay. Well, you sit down there.

653
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:51,900
You get comfy, and I'm gonna go
down there and catch you, OK?

654
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,200
- Okay, you ready?
- Yeah.

655
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,100
Three, two, one, go!

656
00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:00,000
- I did it!
- I've got you. Well done.

657
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,600
All right, big man. Your turn.

658
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,500
Okay. You got this,
mate. There we go.

659
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,900
- Next foot.
- That's it, darling.

660
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,200
And
I've got you.

661
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,000
Okay, Mum.

662
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,300
Okay.

663
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,400
There we go.

664
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,000
- Okay.
- Okay.

665
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,900
- You all right?
- Yes.

666
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,400
Yes.

667
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,400
Okay.

668
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,400
Thank you.

669
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,900
Thank you.

670
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
It's all right.

671
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,100
Uh, I'm Roxby. But you
can call me Roxster.

672
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,300
Bridget Jones.

673
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,000
But you can call her Mummy.

674
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,100
Hmm. Okay.

675
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Oh.

676
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,600
I think this is yours.

677
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,400
Thanks.

678
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,600
Anything else I can help with?

679
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,100
God, yes.

680
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,100
No.

681
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,600
Okay.

682
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,000
It's nice to meet
you, Roxy.

683
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,700
It's Roxster.

684
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,700
You too, Bridget Jones.

685
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,000
Now obsessed
with tree-rescuing Adonis

686
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,300
and reentering world of flirting
simultaneously with workforce.

687
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,300
- Mrs Darcy.
- Mr Walliker.

688
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:25,100
Weapon at the ready,
I see.

689
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:28,400
Good to see you managed to
extricate yourself from that tree.

690
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,000
Oh, yes. It's the
children's favourite game.

691
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,100
We're completely obsessed with the
outdoors in our house.

692
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,100
Well, I'll have to put you down for
our Outward Bound trip next term.

693
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,500
Sounds like it'd be
right up your street.

694
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,200
Fucking fuck.

695
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,300
Yeah. Good.

696
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,100
Do you have my slime? I
promised I'd show Cosmata.

697
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,200
Oh.

698
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,100
Hey, those are mine.

699
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,500
Give them to me.

700
00:35:56,700 --> 00:36:00,200
They are actually hers.

701
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200
Well, in that case...

702
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,500
Bridget!

703
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,200
You're dressed properly.

704
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,300
Odd.

705
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,200
Heading to a meeting.

706
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,600
Thinking about going
back to my old job.

707
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Oh, a job. Oh, I'll put
you down for Jobs Day then.

708
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,400
Fucking
fuckety fuck fuck.

709
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,800
Yes, absolutely.

710
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,700
Celestine,
merci. C'est gentil.

711
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,200
Actually, do you mind
tidying this up a little bit?

712
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,700
Sure.

713
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:31,500
Uh, what about the children?
Do you have a nanny?

714
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,800
Not yet.

715
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,500
Oh, I've got the perfect
person. She's excellent.

716
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,600
She's very pretty, but that
doesn't matter, Bridget,

717
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,700
because you don't
have a husband,

718
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:42,600
so it's absolutely immaterial how
pretty and perfect she is.

719
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,700
- Sounds good.
- There we go.

720
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,200
- Francesca.
- Sorry.

721
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,500
Wonderful.

722
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,600
It's nothing. I just
threw it together.

723
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,100
Ah.

724
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,100
Bridget? Your donation?

725
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,200
You didn't forget?

726
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,700
No.

727
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,600
Certainly not.

728
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,600
Uh, let's see.

729
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,100
Here we are.

730
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,300
Hummus.

731
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:10,800
And, uh...

732
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,500
Rice cakes.

733
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:22,400
And look, they've even
been opened already.

734
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,800
Lovely.

735
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,400
Ah. Her name's Chloe, and
she'll be with you at 6:30.

736
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,200
Raef! India! Get inside.

737
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,700
That's enough chatting.

738
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,800
Bridget Jones.

739
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,800
Thank you.

740
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,100
Four.

741
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,100
Four.

742
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,500
- Three.
- Three.

743
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,400
Thank you.

744
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,200
This is
Bridget Jones about to

745
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,800
go into an actual
in-person meeting.

746
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:44,200
- Brenda Jones?
- Oh, actually, it's...

747
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,900
Bridget Jones, there you are.
Excellent. Quick, come with me.

748
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,200
- Thank you, Lizzie.
- Thanks.

749
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,600
Good to see ya.
How have you been?

750
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,600
You look hot.

751
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,900
Oh. Thank you,
Richard.

752
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:01,200
But I think you'll find that sort
of language is a little outmoded

753
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,500
- in the workplace.
- No, I mean flustered.

754
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,200
Are you going through
the, uh, you know?

755
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,900
Bridget, let me
introduce you to Talitha.

756
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,500
Richard, what am I
supposed to do with this, huh?

757
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,300
Does it climb? Does
it stand on one leg?

758
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,900
Does it do cartwheels? It's a
tortoise. It doesn't do anything.

759
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,400
He can't pull out.
Who the fuck does he think he is?

760
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,400
Arrogant, self-important prick.

761
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,700
Tell that selfish arsehole
he can rot in hell.

762
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,600
The Dalai Lama's cancelled.

763
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,600
Twat. Shit.

764
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:33,700
Okay, we've got an
hour till we're on air.

765
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,500
We need a replacement.
Let me make a call.

766
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,800
I do Krav Maga with Fergie.

767
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,600
Duchess or Black Eyed Pea?

768
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,600
Duchess. She could
be here in 45.

769
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:44,500
Talitha, meet Bridget Jones.
Best producer we've ever had.

770
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,600
Oh.

771
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,300
I'm sure you're very good too.

772
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,500
Huge fan.

773
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,700
Hold this.

774
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,600
Loved your early
work from Chechnya.

775
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,300
Now I'm doing features
on incontinent tortoises.

776
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:56,500
Fergie.

777
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,300
Are those glutes burning up?

778
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:58,900
Hello.

779
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,400
- Hey. Sorry.
- Right.

780
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,800
Uh, right. Let's get rid
of this set, please, now!

781
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,800
So, what do you think?

782
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,500
Can we lure you back?

783
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,500
Fergie's in.

784
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,800
Does anyone know how to get
tortoise piss out of silk?

785
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,400
Blotting and mild detergent.

786
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,700
When can I start?

787
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,800
Am rejoining
ranks of London's employed

788
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:27,600
and meaningfully
contributing to society.

789
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,400
Can walk with head held high and
be role model for Billy and Mabel,

790
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:37,000
saving them from otherwise certain
future as alcoholic wards of the state.

791
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,400
It's super that the
television's invited you back.

792
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,800
Of course, I always stayed
at home when you were little.

793
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:45,800
Classic Mum.

794
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,400
Can't really talk, Mum.

795
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,600
I've got to tidy up before
the nanny gets here.

796
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,000
A nanny? Really?

797
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,600
Mummy doesn't love
us anymore. Ow!

798
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,500
Ever since Mum and
Una moved into Audsley House,

799
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,000
the retirement home we
have to pretend is a hotel,

800
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,900
the phone calls
have been the same.

801
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:04,500
Any men on the
horizon, Bridget?

802
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,600
Well, there's got to be someone.
Some people don't mind a widow.

803
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,300
Stings a bit.

804
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,300
Beggars can't
be choosers, Bridget.

805
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400
And now, look, we're
in the hotel kitchen

806
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,000
doing salmon in the sous vide.

807
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,400
I mean, it's basically
boil-in-the-bag,

808
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,700
but everybody's
doing it these days.

809
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,300
Roxster.
Definite development.

810
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,900
Cooking's never
really been your thing.

811
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,500
Oh, must go. Bye, Mum!

812
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500
Bye, bye.

813
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,900
Oh, God, it's her.

814
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,300
Hi, I'm Chloe.

815
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,500
Hello.

816
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:40,700
What the actual fuck?

817
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,400
She looks like a film star.

818
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,900
Chloe, this is Mabel.

819
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,700
Look, I can play the
recorder with my nose.

820
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,800
Children, this is Chloe.

821
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800
She's going to come and
help with everything.

822
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,600
Nicolette mentioned it
would be a challenge,

823
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,800
- but I've certainly seen worse.
- Oh.

824
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,700
Oh, and this is Billy,
the science genius.

825
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,600
Ooh, we mustn't pigeonhole
children. It adds undue pressure.

826
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,800
Have you read How To
Raise a Self-Driven Child?

827
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,400
Oh, yes. It's-It's on my list,

828
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,700
so do not spoil the
ending.

829
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,500
Oh, not to worry, Billy.

830
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,400
It's not about the result.
It's about the journey.

831
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,700
There's something to learn
whether you get an A or a C.

832
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,100
Billy has
never had a C in...

833
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:22,900
Who did this?

834
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,900
Mr Walliker.

835
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,500
I drew the earth and the atmosphere,
and I put heaven over the top.

836
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,600
And Mr Walliker said that heaven
was a religious construct.

837
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:32,900
And he gave me a C.

838
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Well, Mr Walliker

839
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,700
is a whistle-obsessed fascist

840
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,000
with all the soul
of a non-stick wok.

841
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,400
Where did you hide
the chocolate digestives?

842
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,000
I didn't hide...

843
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,600
...anything.

844
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,900
Well, plenty to do here.

845
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,400
♪ If my body was a boat Could
you steer that, sailor? ♪

846
00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,800
♪ Make it feel Like it's a
1960s Hollywood trailer... ♪

847
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:04,600
Consumed with guilt
re hideously perfect nanny,

848
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,100
who children will obviously come
to love more than hopeless mother

849
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:09,000
without film star hair.

850
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,700
♪ Ooh, it's what I
need Yes, 'cause ♪

851
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:15,900
♪ I could love you ♪

852
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:20,600
♪ If I really wanted to ♪

853
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,000
♪ You could be Be
my glass of wine ♪

854
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,700
♪ When the sun set Help
me exhale all the excess ♪

855
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:30,200
♪ Baby, bae, b-b-bae
B-b-baby, would you ♪

856
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,700
♪ Would you make it all
right? ♪ -

857
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,000
♪ Or maybe that much better? ♪

858
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:35,700
♪ If you wanted
You could make it ♪

859
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,900
♪ All worth it, worth
it Worth it, worth it ♪

860
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:42,900
♪ Ooh, when I see the sun rising
You make it that much better ♪

861
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,700
♪ So I hope you're gonna make
it All worth it, worth it... ♪

862
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,200
And texting Roxster
slowly became part of my life.

863
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:53,200
A relationship with no
necessity for actually meeting,

864
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:57,600
or arrangements, or sex,
or any real life at all.

865
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,700
In other words, the perfect relationship.

866
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,100
Is that the tree Adonis?

867
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:07,100
Wait a minute.

868
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,600
You wrote to him, "How
are you liking Tinder?"

869
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,000
Inoffensive,
neutral, a bit dull.

870
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:16,900
He replied, "Don't know, only joined
it to find you, Bridget Jones."

871
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,200
- Shag him now.
- Mm-mmm.

872
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,000
Then he sent a smiley emoji

873
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:27,000
and then you responded
with the flag of Greece,

874
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,700
an abacus and a duck.

875
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,900
I panicked.

876
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,100
Thank you.

877
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,100
Who's next?

878
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,800
Do you want to go for a drink?

879
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:43,100
I'm so flattered.

880
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,600
Um, but I've got a boyfriend.

881
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,500
Well, sort of got a
boyfriend. I think.

882
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,800
Um, so nice of you
to ask, but, um...

883
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,100
no, thank you.

884
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,600
No, it's part of the meal deal.

885
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,100
Well, this one's easy.

886
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,900
You absolutely
must go. Obviously.

887
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,300
But we've been texting for so
long now. I can't meet him.

888
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,200
I mean, maybe it's like
in Jane Austen's day

889
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,000
when they did letter writing
for months and months

890
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:14,700
and then suddenly
just got married.

891
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:17,900
Bridget, sexting a man
that you just met in a park

892
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,700
is nothing like
Jane Austen's day.

893
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:22,600
- If you don't shag him, I will.
- I can't.

894
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,900
There is no possibility of being naked
with a man at this point in my life.

895
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,200
You just need a little rebrand.

896
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,900
You'll start by getting a slip.

897
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,700
- A slip?
- Yeah, with a slip,

898
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:34,100
you can show off your arms,
your legs, your décolletage,

899
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,800
which are always the last to go.

900
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,300
And keep the central area,

901
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,200
which one might want to
gloss over, glossed over.

902
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,700
And get a Brazilian.

903
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,200
God, no.

904
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,000
I like a bit of
coverage down there.

905
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,900
Or run a comb
through it at least.

906
00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:49,000
But also, do get a Brazilian.

907
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,800
Just dust it. Dust it down.

908
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,200
Okay, I'll go!

909
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,000
But I'm not going
to sleep with him.

910
00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,900
Are condoms
meant to be coloured?

911
00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:01,900
Is hypersensitive good?

912
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:04,200
Large? Small? Oh.

913
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:07,700
Maybe just purchase a
representative selection.

914
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,100
Regular.

915
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,200
Mmm, exotic flavours.

916
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,000
Thin feel.

917
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,600
Extra-large.

918
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,300
Pleasure Me.

919
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200
Lube.

920
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,100
Pleasure Me again.

921
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,800
Enjoy your weekend, Mrs Darcy.

922
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,700
Hello, old friend.

923
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:08,900
Hmm.

924
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,700
Thanks for
having the kids tonight.

925
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,200
Always a pleasure,
never a chore.

926
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,700
I'll take them to
school in the morning.

927
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,700
So you can stay out
as late as you want.

928
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,800
Make up for four
years of no shagging.

929
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,200
It's only a drink.

930
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,700
Too see-through?

931
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,000
Mmm. Definitely.

932
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,200
OK.

933
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:32,800
How about this?

934
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
OK.

935
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,200
The reality suddenly
completely terrifying,

936
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:41,100
and Mark, and insane and flabby.

937
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,400
And oh, God, oh, God.

938
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,700
I can't.

939
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,700
- I really can't.
- Oh. What? What?

940
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,800
- No, I just can't.
- Aw. Hey, you can.

941
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,800
You just need to think of it as
widening your circle of friends.

942
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:53,900
That's all.

943
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,700
Hmm?

944
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:58,000
Come on.

945
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,100
Put on the dress,
get out of here

946
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,300
and widen your fucking circle.

947
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,400
Oh, God. Look at him.

948
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,400
What if he's perfect?

949
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:35,900
Hello.

950
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,900
Hi.

951
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,900
There's a really great place around
here that's been here for forever.

952
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,300
Do you know this area at all?

953
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:47,300
Mmm, I used to.

954
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,900
Yeah, the, uh, Heath Ranger
thing is just a day job.

955
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,800
And my real passion is garbage.

956
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,200
Really?

957
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,800
The technical term
is garbologist.

958
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,100
I'm a biochemist.
Studying to be one.

959
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,900
You're a student.

960
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,100
A late-in-life
one, anyway. Yeah.

961
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,100
How late?

962
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:11,300
I'm 28.

963
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,900
I'm just kidding.

964
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,200
I'm 29.

965
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,400
Fuck.

966
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,100
Is he closer in age
to me or to Billy?

967
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,300
What about you?

968
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,000
You are...

969
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,100
Slightly older.

970
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:29,200
I'm gonna say 35-ish.

971
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,800
Yes.

972
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,900
Bull's-eye.

973
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,400
Let's say 35.

974
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,900
- Mmm. Thirty-five it is.
- Mm-hmm.

975
00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,400
Is 35 all right?

976
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,300
I think older women,

977
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:44,100
ever so slightly older women,

978
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:46,800
have a wiser view on life.

979
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:49,100
You know, they're
more experienced

980
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:52,400
and more emotionally mature.

981
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,300
Me in a nutshell.

982
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:57,300
I find that very attractive.

983
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,900
Oh, God. I have no idea
how any of this works anymore.

984
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,300
Is it all right if I kiss you?

985
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,500
Aw. The
generation who ask.

986
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,800
I think that would
be acceptable.

987
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:29,200
Give me just one moment.

988
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,300
Oh, my God.

989
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,500
What are you doing?

990
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,400
♪ Put your hand down, boy ♪

991
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,600
♪ Welcome to my zoo ♪

992
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,200
♪ Put your head inside My
big, black wild while ♪

993
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,300
♪ I can still help you ♪

994
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,400
♪ See the snake-baboon ♪

995
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,600
♪ Funky, chic and smooth ♪

996
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,300
♪ Honey, can you spy
The divine ape-swine ♪

997
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:36,600
♪ 'Cause he can see you ♪

998
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,300
I...

999
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,500
You all right?

1000
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,900
Yeah. It's just...

1001
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,200
Yeah. Okay.

1002
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,400
Wow. It's really tight.

1003
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,900
♪ I'm a man I'm a twisted fool ♪

1004
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,200
♪ My hands are twisted, too... ♪

1005
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:04,400
♪ I am
an animal... ♪ -Oh, God.

1006
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,900
♪ ...that starts with E ♪

1007
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,200
- Mabel's.
- Ah.

1008
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,600
♪ I'm a man ♪

1009
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,400
♪ I'm a twisted fool ♪

1010
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:16,600
♪ My hands are twisted too ♪

1011
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,100
♪ Five fingers
Two black hooves ♪

1012
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:20,400
You make me so hard, baby.

1013
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,200
You make me hard.

1014
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,100
What?

1015
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,600
♪ Got toes and I can smile ♪

1016
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:34,700
♪ I'm crooked but upright ♪

1017
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,000
How did that happen?
I'm using protection.

1018
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:15,400
♪ La, la, la, la Whoo ♪

1019
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,300
♪ I'm so nine-to-five ♪

1020
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,700
- Hi, Bridge.
- Morning.

1021
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,400
I've got coffee and
I've got Ricky Gervais's

1022
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,400
requests for today's show.

1023
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,500
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1024
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,400
- It's big.
- Yeah.

1025
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,700
- A relaxation corner.
- Uh-huh.

1026
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:31,000
Three full-length mirrors.

1027
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:34,100
And he'll only use La
Mer for some reason?

1028
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,600
I know.

1029
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,200
- Ooh. Three, please.
- Three.

1030
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,100
Did you have sex last night?

1031
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:42,300
What? No.

1032
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,700
♪ Won't you take a hold of me ♪

1033
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:46,300
Sam! Ricky Gervais
is on his way in.

1034
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:49,200
And, apparently, he won't drink
Evian, only Icelandic water.

1035
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,500
And it's got to have
lots of alkalines.

1036
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,700
Or no alkalines.

1037
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,600
Um...

1038
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,300
Did you have sex last night?

1039
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,300
What? No!

1040
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,200
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

1041
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,700
God!

1042
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,200
Tape measure, please. Quick.

1043
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:11,400
The cushion can't be more than 40
centimetres from the floor for Ricky.

1044
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,100
Did you have sex last night?

1045
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:19,600
Yes. I
did. Okay? I did.

1046
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:24,500
I had a full night of
utterly mind-blowing sex

1047
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,400
with a tree-rescuing rubbish expert Adonis
who might be slightly younger, probably.

1048
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:33,400
And it was amazing!

1049
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,100
Okay?

1050
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:36,800
So what?

1051
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,500
♪ Lost in romance ♪

1052
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,100
♪ Let's just dance, ooh ♪

1053
00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:53,200
♪ Shake it till the
pearls Get lost ♪

1054
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:55,200
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

1055
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:57,400
Am not only
mother and sexual being,

1056
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,600
but also capable working
woman at the top of her game.

1057
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,700
So take that, Chloe.

1058
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:06,100
I've done the macaroni and cheese,
but with butternut squash instead.

1059
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,600
It's in the bottom oven. Just needs to
move to the top in about 20 minutes.

1060
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:10,800
Good. Good. Right.

1061
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,200
It's just how I would do it.

1062
00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:14,700
Um... Oh, Chloe,

1063
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,900
uh, it would be really helpful

1064
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,300
to have their water bottles
done the night before.

1065
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,800
In the fridge. Top right.

1066
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,400
Where the expired milk was.

1067
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,100
Oh, great. Great. Um...

1068
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,400
Billy will need something
extra for snack tomorrow.

1069
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,300
- He's got...
- Cricket, yeah.

1070
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,400
In a snack bag. Labelled.
By the bread bin.

1071
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:36,200
- We have a bread bin?
- I have to leave, I'm afraid.

1072
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,200
Graham and I have
tai chi on Thursdays.

1073
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,700
6:45 sharp, but earlier
to get the spot you want.

1074
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:42,700
Oh. 'Course.

1075
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:45,300
You and Graham
enjoy your tai chi.

1076
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:47,800
Oh, you forgot to leave
out Billy's cricket things,

1077
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,300
but never mind. I'll do it.

1078
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,800
Bag packed by the door.

1079
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,900
Nevertheless,

1080
00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:00,300
secret to calmer,
happier parenting:

1081
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,300
one-night stands.

1082
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:07,200
Although, it wasn't
just one night.

1083
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,200
Brought a pie.

1084
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,600
Hmm.

1085
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,400
That was funny.

1086
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,200
And so, a
moment turned into a date,

1087
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,100
which turned into a kiss.

1088
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,900
Which turned into a night.

1089
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,200
♪ Ooh ♪

1090
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:39,300
♪ What a wonderful thing... ♪

1091
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,800
And the night
turned into a summer.

1092
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:47,900
♪ I can see You
standing there now ♪

1093
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,600
♪ And you're The
prettiest thing ♪

1094
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:53,700
♪ In the crowd ♪

1095
00:57:55,300 --> 00:58:01,900
♪ And guess who Be
laughing loud, but me ♪

1096
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,700
♪ You made me see the love ♪

1097
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:12,500
♪ That you're giving me ♪

1098
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,500
♪ Baby... ♪

1099
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,000
♪ Won't you hold my hand? ♪

1100
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:23,700
♪ Just let me know
that I'm your man ♪

1101
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,600
♪ And show I'm not ashamed ♪

1102
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,400
♪ I walk the floor ♪

1103
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,500
♪ When you leave me ♪

1104
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,000
♪ Hey, baby ♪

1105
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,000
♪ I don't know about you ♪

1106
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:47,900
♪ Let me tell you
what I'm gonna do ♪

1107
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:54,400
♪ I'm gonna try to make
My dreams come true ♪

1108
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,900
♪ With you ♪

1109
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,600
Morning. Welcome back.

1110
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,700
- Good morning, Mr Walliker.
- Morning.

1111
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,600
- Morning.
- Mrs Darcy.

1112
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:03,600
How were your summer holidays?

1113
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,800
I have a new daddy now.

1114
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,000
His name is Roxster,

1115
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,700
and he always gives Mummy

1116
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,300
a funny hairstyle
in the morning.

1117
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,500
Yes, well. It's not that
funny, is it, Mabel?

1118
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,000
It is.

1119
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,900
He's not a new daddy.
He's just someone.

1120
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,900
Off you go.

1121
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,500
Well, it seems
congratulations are in order.

1122
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,900
You!

1123
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:28,000
- No. You two. Come on.
- Bye, Mum. See you soon. Bye.

1124
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,700
Bisous,
bisous, bisous.

1125
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,500
Bridget, I emailed you
from Anguilla about, um...

1126
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:35,500
Jobs Day, yes. I come prepared.

1127
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:39,900
I must say, it's a welcome
change, all... this.

1128
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,300
Thank you.

1129
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,900
All right,
everyone. Settle down.

1130
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,700
Settle down. Thank you.

1131
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,500
Um, so...

1132
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,800
Last term, Daveed's dad was
kind enough to talk to us

1133
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,700
about being a thoracic surgeon,

1134
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,000
and next week,
Eugenie's mum will be in

1135
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,900
to talk about her role
as a nuclear physicist,

1136
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:04,100
and how it felt to
win the Nobel Prize.

1137
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:07,500
But today, it's Billy's mum.

1138
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,600
So, everyone, give a warm
welcome to Mrs Darcy.

1139
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,500
Hello.

1140
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,800
Um.

1141
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,400
I am a television producer.

1142
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,500
My mum says television
is making society rot.

1143
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,100
Yes. Well, thank you, Priscilla.

1144
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:33,500
OK. May
we have a volunteer?

1145
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,400
Thank you, Esmeralda.

1146
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,400
Right.

1147
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,600
You can stand here.

1148
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,800
Very good.

1149
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,700
And you are going
to say things like,

1150
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,900
"Ten seconds to air!"

1151
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,100
And I am going to be the
interviewer for the day.

1152
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:01,600
Now...

1153
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,500
Just...

1154
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,400
Right. OK.

1155
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:16,100
Perhaps Mr Walliker could be
the person being interviewed.

1156
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,600
Take a seat.

1157
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,600
Uh, righto.

1158
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,500
Now, topic.

1159
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,900
The life cycle of the fruit fly. Hmm?

1160
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,100
Right, OK.

1161
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:35,400
Ooh. Ten seconds to air!

1162
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,600
Hello, this is Bridget Jones,

1163
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,400
and I'm delighted to have Mr
Walliker on the show today

1164
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:46,500
to help us understand the
life cycle of the fruit fly.

1165
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,100
Um, well, it's a...

1166
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,900
it's a pleasure
to be on the show.

1167
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,600
And, um, thank you
for that question.

1168
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:53,900
Um...

1169
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,900
Well, the, uh, the average...

1170
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,700
Thank you.

1171
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,700
Uh, the average fly takes about

1172
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,000
two weeks to mature

1173
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,700
and can live for as
long as 40 or 50 days.

1174
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,500
And then, like all living things,
when it dies, it simply stops.

1175
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:10,700
Cellular shutdown.

1176
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,800
It falls, gradually decomposes,

1177
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,900
and becomes part
of the soil system.

1178
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,900
But does it really
end when it dies?

1179
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:21,000
Exactly, Mr Walliker.

1180
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,700
Surely there's
more to the story.

1181
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:29,100
Um, well. Well, not really.

1182
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,100
But, yes.

1183
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:37,000
After the body of the
fruit fly stops working,

1184
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,900
uh, then the soul
of the fruit fly

1185
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,900
will be able to be free, yes?

1186
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,100
And that particular fruit fly

1187
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:49,000
will always, in some
senses, be with us.

1188
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,800
- The soul of the fruit fly?
- Hmm.

1189
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,300
There's no evidence for a soul,

1190
01:02:57,300 --> 01:03:01,600
but the body is a perfect
system of electrical pulses,

1191
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,200
powered by the heart,
which is in itself

1192
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,100
- a pump, if you will...
- The soul, Mr Walliker,

1193
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,100
is the essence of
every living thing.

1194
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:12,500
If you think we're
simply bits of machinery

1195
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,100
that can be switched on or off,

1196
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,000
then where does art come from?

1197
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,800
Or-Or wonder? Or poetry?

1198
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,200
- Or magic?
- Magic?

1199
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,000
The fruit fly, when it dies,

1200
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,900
will stay with its fruit
fly family forever.

1201
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,600
Keep the interview
on point, Bridget.

1202
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,300
This
is utter nonsense.

1203
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:33,100
Our world is governed
by laws and fact.

1204
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,900
That's our universe.

1205
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,800
- And it is rational.
- Cut!

1206
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,800
I'm a realist, Mrs Darcy.

1207
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:40,800
I believe in what's real.

1208
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,000
Cut!

1209
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,600
Off to
Talitha's birthday.

1210
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,100
Are you sure you're
OK to stay tonight?

1211
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,100
It's Thursday. I thought
you and Graham had tai chi.

1212
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,800
Won't kill him to
miss a week, will it?

1213
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,600
He's so uptight.

1214
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,600
Oh, you look nice, Bridget.

1215
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,100
Oh!

1216
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,300
Ooh.

1217
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,600
Oh, try this.

1218
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,900
There.

1219
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:15,200
Thanks, Chloe.

1220
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,700
Billy! Mabes!
Snacks on the table.

1221
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:28,200
So where is he?
Is he not coming?

1222
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,900
Oh, it's fine. He must
have been held up.

1223
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,600
- What? By some sort of rubbish emergency?
- Oh.

1224
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:35,700
- Probably had to finish his homework.
- Stop it.

1225
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:37,200
Hope he gets here
before story time.

1226
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,000
Shut it!

1227
01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:40,900
Come the fuck on, Bridge.

1228
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,400
Does this guy actually exist

1229
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,000
or is it, um, like that one time

1230
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,600
that you saw Brad
Pitt at Costa Coffee?

1231
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,200
- It was him. It was.
- Come on. Really?

1232
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,900
- Happy birthday.
- Lovely to see you.

1233
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:53,000
What on earth are you holding?

1234
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,800
Oh, Petula.

1235
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,100
A present to myself

1236
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,600
and I already prefer
her to any human.

1237
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,000
Oh, hi.

1238
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,200
♪ Happy
birthday to you ♪

1239
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:03,300
Oh, here. Can you hold my baby

1240
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,100
while I feign
surprise at the cake

1241
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,900
that I chose and
bought for myself.

1242
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:09,900
Oh, look! Look at that!

1243
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:12,100
♪ Happy birthday, dear Talitha ♪

1244
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:14,000
Thank you. Oh, look.

1245
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:19,100
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1246
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,100
Thank you.

1247
01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:29,200
Thank you all so
much for coming today

1248
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,800
to help me celebrate, well, me.

1249
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,400
We love you, Talitha.

1250
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,600
- Talitha!
- Talitha! Happy birthday.

1251
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:41,000
Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

1252
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,100
Binko Carruthers.

1253
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:45,100
Oh, please don't come
over. Please don't.

1254
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:46,400
Beep, beep.

1255
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,200
There she is. The
famous Bridget Jones.

1256
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,200
So I told Cosmo I'd
take you out for a spin.

1257
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:54,200
How's Friday?

1258
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,700
Fuck, no!

1259
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,900
Jude, get in there. Come on, get
the fuck in there! God, help!

1260
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,900
Oh, my God. Oh!

1261
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:06,200
- Petula, come on, darling.
- Petula! Petula!

1262
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:09,400
♪ I'm mad about the boy ♪

1263
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:14,400
♪ And I know it's stupid ♪

1264
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,300
♪ To be mad about the boy ♪

1265
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:19,100
Who's that?

1266
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,300
♪ I'm so ashamed of it ♪

1267
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:26,300
♪ But must admit The
sleepless nights I've had ♪

1268
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,400
♪ About the boy ♪

1269
01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:35,100
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1270
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:36,800
♪ On the silver screen... ♪

1271
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:44,000
♪ He melts my foolish heart
In every single scene ♪

1272
01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:49,100
♪ Although I'm quite aware... ♪

1273
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,100
♪ That here and
there Are traces... ♪

1274
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,200
- I think this belongs to you.
- Thank you.

1275
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:58,800
♪ About the boy ♪

1276
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:07,300
♪ Lord knows I'm
not a fool girl ♪

1277
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,500
- Hello.
- Hi.

1278
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:12,400
♪ I really shouldn't care ♪

1279
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:20,300
♪ Lord knows I'm
not a school girl ♪

1280
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:24,200
♪ Who's in the flurry... ♪

1281
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,000
Sorry I'm late. Buses
were a nightmare.

1282
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,200
It's fine.

1283
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,000
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1284
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,200
She just jumped out of my arms.

1285
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:36,000
Do not apologise.

1286
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,800
Oh, my darling.

1287
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,500
Let me help you out
of those wet clothes.

1288
01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:41,600
No. Don't you dare redress him.

1289
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,300
- You look gorgeous.
- You look gorgeous.

1290
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:47,800
♪ All because I'm mad ♪

1291
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:54,300
♪ About the boy ♪

1292
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:58,500
Now that, my darling, is
what I call a rebrand.

1293
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:02,400
Hi. I'm Roxster.

1294
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,200
♪ We've come a long
Long way together ♪

1295
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:26,300
I hope he's up to it, darling.

1296
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,800
♪ Through the hard
times And the good ♪

1297
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:33,300
♪ I have to celebrate you Baby ♪

1298
01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:37,500
♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪

1299
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,800
♪ I have to praise you ♪

1300
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,000
♪ I have to praise you ♪

1301
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,400
♪ I have to praise you ♪

1302
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,900
- Hello.
- Oh, fuck off.

1303
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:55,100
♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪

1304
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,000
♪ I have to praise you ♪

1305
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,900
♪ I have to praise you ♪

1306
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:16,400
♪ I want a little
sugar In my bowl ♪

1307
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,000
If there is a God,

1308
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:20,500
I'm sure he had more
to deal with that night

1309
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,600
than my personal happiness,

1310
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:26,500
but it did feel like he'd taken
the night off everything else

1311
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:28,400
to focus on me.

1312
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,600
But then...

1313
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,500
I wish I had a time machine.

1314
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,400
♪ Feel so funny ♪

1315
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:41,400
♪ I feel so sad ♪

1316
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,600
♪ What's the matter, baby? ♪

1317
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,300
A time machine.

1318
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:46,700
♪ Come on, save my soul ♪

1319
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:49,100
In his moment
of inebriated joy,

1320
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,400
he had given himself away.

1321
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:57,200
♪ In my bowl ♪

1322
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,000
It mattered to him.

1323
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:04,100
And with that came the elephant
stomping heavily into the room.

1324
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,700
♪ I try to discover... ♪

1325
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:24,500
That happens
to us all, James.

1326
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,700
Oh, I do have
about 60 naps a day.

1327
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,200
Well, 60 in the morning
and a nap in the afternoon.

1328
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:40,200
Yeah, but you've got so many
interesting characters in this show.

1329
01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,300
So this show is for...

1330
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:43,600
Ghosting.

1331
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:45,500
The practice of
ending a relationship

1332
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,400
by suddenly and
without explanation

1333
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,700
withdrawing from
all communication.

1334
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,700
♪ That you give me No
reason why you... ♪

1335
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:58,600
The slow unveiling
of reality and rejection.

1336
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,700
♪ That you give me no
That you give me no ♪

1337
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,500
♪ That you give me no
That you give me no... ♪

1338
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:05,200
The casual cruelty.

1339
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:10,600
♪ I hear you calling ♪

1340
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,700
♪ Oh, baby, please... ♪

1341
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:22,000
♪ Give a little respect ♪

1342
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:28,400
♪ To me ♪

1343
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:31,100
♪ What religion or reason ♪

1344
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:35,200
♪ Could cause a man To
forsake his lover? ♪

1345
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:36,700
♪ Don't you tell me no... ♪

1346
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,800
Do not
text when ghosted.

1347
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,500
♪ Don't you tell
me no Soul... ♪

1348
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,700
Do not
text when drunk.

1349
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,800
♪ I hear you calling ♪

1350
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:54,100
♪ Oh, baby, please ♪

1351
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:59,100
♪ Give a little respect ♪

1352
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:03,600
♪ To me ♪

1353
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,800
Ghost the bastard back, Bridget.

1354
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:17,700
Just let him disintegrate
into nothingness.

1355
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,600
It can be a jungle out there.

1356
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,100
Yep. And I'm the giant panda,

1357
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:25,500
sexually obsolete and
destined to be alone forever.

1358
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,800
No. You will adapt and
survive like we all do.

1359
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:32,200
I used to be on the cover of
Vanity Fairin a flak jacket.

1360
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:35,300
And now I'm on the cover of
Good Housekeepingwith a pavlova.

1361
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,300
Cathy...

1362
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:39,200
where's your special stuff?

1363
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,100
HD TV was an
extinction-level event

1364
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,300
for the fearless career
television presenter.

1365
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:50,100
I'm about to usher you
into your next chapter.

1366
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,500
Lip serum. I
get it on the dark web.

1367
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:55,900
- Is it legal?
- Absolutely.

1368
01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:57,200
In Venezuela.

1369
01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:58,800
Here, take it.

1370
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:05,800
Adapt and survive.

1371
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,200
Adapt and survive.

1372
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:14,600
Ooh. Something's
definitely happening.

1373
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:18,400
It's either disastrous
or totally fantastic.

1374
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,800
Mummy!

1375
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,200
Hi, sweetie.

1376
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,800
Shit. What's
happening to my voice?

1377
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,500
Mabel's shoes are
on the wrong feet.

1378
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,400
No. My feet are
on the wrong legs.

1379
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,900
Silly thing.

1380
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:34,900
Mummy, something's
wrong with your mouth.

1381
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,700
No.

1382
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,300
No, there isn't.

1383
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,200
Yes, there is. Look.

1384
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,200
Your lips are all
funny right there.

1385
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,500
Darling,
don't be ridiculous.

1386
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:48,200
All right, Mabel, let's get
these swapped over, shall we?

1387
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,800
Out we pop. All right.

1388
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:54,500
I wouldn't do that again
if I were you, Mrs Darcy.

1389
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:55,900
You looked all
right to begin with.

1390
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,800
All right.

1391
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,500
You're
trying to look younger

1392
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:06,900
and the effects have marked similarities
to those of an elderly stroke victim.

1393
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,600
You're actually drooling now.

1394
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,800
Oh, dear.

1395
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,700
Now, acutely aware as
I am of my waiting room

1396
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:21,800
filled to capacity
with actual patients...

1397
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,900
not to mention the fact
that I am a gynaecologist

1398
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,300
and that particular
set of lips is,

1399
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:29,300
as it were, broadly
speaking, at the wrong end...

1400
01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:32,300
I am nonetheless going
to ask you the question,

1401
01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:34,900
"Bridget, are you OK?"

1402
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,700
A simple yes will suffice.

1403
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,400
No.

1404
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,900
It's all your fault.

1405
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:28,500
"Twat." Sorry, it's
doctor's handwriting.

1406
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:30,200
That's an A, in
the middle there.

1407
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:34,900
Now, I rather
zoned out after "pyjamas",

1408
01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:37,900
but a toy boy is not the answer,
Bridget, and nor are big lips.

1409
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,600
You're a widow

1410
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,700
with two wonderful
children who adore you.

1411
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,600
You're just trying to cope
with a shitty situation.

1412
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,300
Embrace the chaos.

1413
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,900
That's just a simple
allergic reaction to

1414
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,500
hydroxymethoxyphenyl
propylmethylmethoxybenzofuran

1415
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:57,200
in whatever infernal concoction
you've smeared on your mouth.

1416
01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:00,300
This is an antihistamine.

1417
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,800
It'll work straight away.

1418
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,900
It's for the lips.

1419
01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:07,900
They still haven't invented
anything for being a twat.

1420
01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:22,500
Hello.

1421
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,200
Yes, this is Bridget.

1422
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,900
Of course! Straight away.

1423
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,700
Yes, yes.

1424
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,500
Daniel.

1425
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,000
Well, by all that's holy,

1426
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,900
Bridget Jones.

1427
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,700
Nice of you to come, Jones.

1428
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,900
If I'd known, I'd have
worn a tinier nightie.

1429
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,400
What happened?

1430
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,600
My heart.

1431
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,000
Two massive surprises.

1432
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,700
One, I have one.
Two, it murmurs.

1433
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,400
They've, um, had a
listen and I don't know.

1434
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:06,700
Are you OK?

1435
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:08,600
Well, I thought I was
having a heart attack.

1436
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,000
My whole life passed
before my eyes.

1437
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,700
You actually featured
prominently, Jones.

1438
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,400
- Hmm.
- All the best bits.

1439
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,900
Rome. Mini-break weekend.

1440
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,000
Sodomy in Sainsbury's.

1441
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,800
But, uh, mainly,

1442
01:17:22,900 --> 01:17:24,800
it was just me wandering
up and down the King's Road

1443
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,500
trying to twinkle
at 20-year-olds.

1444
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:28,000
Mmm.

1445
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:32,800
Perhaps it's an opportunity
for a new beginning.

1446
01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:34,700
Brand-new Daniel.

1447
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,400
Mmm.

1448
01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:40,400
I think I shall
stay right here...

1449
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,500
until you agree.

1450
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,500
Well that is kind of
you, Bridge, but, um...

1451
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,900
they told me I don't have long.

1452
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,700
- What?
- No, no, no. Fuck. No, not that.

1453
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,900
Well, maybe that.
No, they, uh...

1454
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,500
they're taking me for
some tests in a minute.

1455
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,900
The question is, would we say
I've become a fraction tragic?

1456
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:07,000
They asked me to put
down my next of kin.

1457
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:11,800
And the only person I could think
of who might remotely care was you.

1458
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,100
- That's very sweet.
- Yeah, but not deliberately.

1459
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,000
The point is, Bridge,
how have I arrived

1460
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,600
at this point in my
life with no kin?

1461
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:23,800
How could I possibly be kinless?

1462
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:27,000
But you're not.
You're not kinless.

1463
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,400
Well, I haven't seen
Enzo since he was two.

1464
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,000
And he is now being happily
raised by his mother

1465
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:36,600
and an Italian aristocrat who
wears his jumper like a shawl.

1466
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,000
So, lucky you, Jones.

1467
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,400
Your two, the way
they look at you...

1468
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,000
just makes one realise...

1469
01:18:51,700 --> 01:18:53,500
one's own fuck-ups, really.

1470
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,900
The glory of what
might have been.

1471
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:03,500
Did you know...

1472
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,100
it was actually quite good

1473
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,600
with Gisele at the
beginning?

1474
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,400
I have to face the fact...

1475
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,600
...that it may have
been, Jones, love.

1476
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,500
The real thing.

1477
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,700
I still don't know what she
was so pissed off about.

1478
01:19:21,700 --> 01:19:23,000
You shagged her sister.

1479
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,700
Once. Massive overreaction.

1480
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,800
God, I love you, Daniel.

1481
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,000
Despite your really
quite impressive

1482
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,600
lifelong dedication
to total fuckwittage.

1483
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,400
Yeah.

1484
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,600
There's a lot I don't know.

1485
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,600
An awful lot.

1486
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,900
But I do know that my children
would give anything at all

1487
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,700
to have just one
day with their dad.

1488
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,700
Time
for your obs, Mr Cleaver.

1489
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,100
Oh, right.

1490
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,100
And, again, there
is really no need

1491
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,700
for you to remove your gown.

1492
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,900
Sorry.

1493
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,400
Okey-doke.

1494
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,800
God.

1495
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:19,000
Then lights down on
the cooking segment.

1496
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,600
Why do I always have
to do the cooking bits?

1497
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,000
That chestnut ravioli
he cooked last time

1498
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,800
was the worst thing I've
ever put in my mouth.

1499
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,500
I highly doubt that.

1500
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,600
And then, Miranda, you
cross to the stage.

1501
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:34,900
"And now, on Better Women, a
surprise guest." Blah blah.

1502
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,800
And lights!

1503
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,200
♪ Yeah, I'm a fighter ♪

1504
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,100
♪ And I made it through ♪

1505
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:42,800
♪ Solid gold
survivor That's... ♪

1506
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:44,600
Hold it!

1507
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:48,600
Linus, we've got to practise
following her with the lights.

1508
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,200
So, uh...

1509
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,100
maybe you could
dance a bit? Yeah?

1510
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,700
- Uh...
- OK. Go, Linus!

1511
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,000
♪ So give me light ♪

1512
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,000
♪ You've got to find
Your own road... ♪

1513
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,700
Can you hold that, please? See,
you've got to, you know, go for it.

1514
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:05,900
♪ Help me see... ♪

1515
01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:07,900
'Cause she's going
to, you know...

1516
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
♪ And no more light
And no more love ♪

1517
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,000
♪ It's not over... ♪

1518
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,100
♪ It's not over ♪

1519
01:21:14,100 --> 01:21:16,000
♪ I won't save you
when I'm weak ♪

1520
01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:17,800
♪ Only got so much
left To give ♪

1521
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,500
♪ It's not over ♪

1522
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,700
♪ It's not over ♪

1523
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,100
♪ Till I'm done... ♪

1524
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,200
♪ Till I'm done ♪

1525
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,600
- See, Linus?
- Hi, B.

1526
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,800
Oh, shit.

1527
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:36,900
Brought a pie.

1528
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,100
Sorry, they
just told me to come in.

1529
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,700
You
disappeared, Roxster.

1530
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:47,700
I know.

1531
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:49,300
I know.

1532
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,500
I panicked.

1533
01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:58,600
I got... I got
scared, and I ran.

1534
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:01,600
But I want this.

1535
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:03,700
You.

1536
01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:08,600
I thought I wasn't
ready, but I am.

1537
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,300
I thought I...

1538
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:13,700
I don't know, wanted
somebody my own age,

1539
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:16,000
but I don't.

1540
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,100
I love you, Bridget.

1541
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,700
I'm ready for all of it.

1542
01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:29,600
For Billy and Mabel.

1543
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:31,900
And burnt lasagne.

1544
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:34,100
And slime.

1545
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,300
And all of it.

1546
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,300
I promise
you, I am ready.

1547
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,200
I'm not
sure that matters.

1548
01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:50,300
What do you mean? I
don't... I don't understand.

1549
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,200
You're so lovely,

1550
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,900
and you're going to be

1551
01:22:56,900 --> 01:23:00,100
a brilliant partner and dad.

1552
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,700
And you're going to discover

1553
01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:04,900
all sorts of garbage that
will change the world.

1554
01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:06,600
That's not how it works.

1555
01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:08,000
But not with me.

1556
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,800
I wish I had a time machine too.

1557
01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:19,400
So you could catch up.

1558
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,100
Are you... Are you sure?

1559
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,700
I am.

1560
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,100
I'll keep the pie, if that's OK.

1561
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,300
Goodbye, Bridget.

1562
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:05,200
Parents' evening.

1563
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:08,400
Is there a worse night
for the single parent?

1564
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,100
They call it parents' evening

1565
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,400
as if it's a plural.

1566
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:16,700
As if it's a given
that there's two of us.

1567
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:21,300
Oh, well. Chin up and onward.

1568
01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:22,900
Mrs Darcy.

1569
01:24:24,300 --> 01:24:26,200
It's good to see you.

1570
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:28,300
Good to be back in the studio.

1571
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:32,700
The great
fruit fly debate.

1572
01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:35,000
Uh...

1573
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:36,300
Small secret.

1574
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,200
It was about 50 times
more interesting

1575
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,300
than that bloody
thoracic surgeon.

1576
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,100
And don't get me started
on the physicist.

1577
01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:45,800
I mean, they'll hand out
Nobels to anyone these days.

1578
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,900
Oh, yeah.

1579
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,900
So, uh, Billy.

1580
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,800
Well, he's, um... he's
an excellent cricketer.

1581
01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,000
- Mm-hmm.
- You know,

1582
01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:56,500
he's a very good
young scientist.

1583
01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:58,800
He's... he's got a good brain.

1584
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:03,200
He's methodical, his
experiments are well drawn up.

1585
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:05,200
Look, I mean, it's just, uh...

1586
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,300
it's excellent work all round.

1587
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:12,200
- Good.
- It's just this, Mrs Darcy. I'm...

1588
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,000
I'm a...

1589
01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:17,100
I'm a bit concerned about him.

1590
01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:20,300
Concerned? Concerned
how? What's he done?

1591
01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:23,000
No, he hasn't done
anything. He's, um...

1592
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,700
He's just been a bit, uh...

1593
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,300
withdrawn.

1594
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:29,300
Why is he withdrawn?

1595
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,400
Everything's been
all right at home?

1596
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,300
Yes, yes. It's all fine.

1597
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,400
Everything
OK with your, um...

1598
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,000
hairdresser?

1599
01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,100
Him? No, but-but yes. Uh...

1600
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:45,000
He's withdrawn?

1601
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,000
Well, I don't mean to alarm you.

1602
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:51,500
- Sorry about that. Yep, exactly.
- Mr Walliker, sorry, sorry.

1603
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:54,200
We're a couple of minutes early,
but these sessions are so short.

1604
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,500
And I have more than a
few questions for you.

1605
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,100
You don't mind, do you, Bridget?

1606
01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:00,300
We do have the two boys, so...

1607
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,400
Not at all. No.
That's... It's fine.

1608
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:08,200
- Mate, I'm gonna have to put you on mute.
- Thank you.

1609
01:26:08,300 --> 01:26:10,500
- Right.
- I've got parents' evening.

1610
01:26:32,100 --> 01:26:33,900
Mark Darcy, the leading

1611
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:36,500
international humanitarian
rights lawyer,

1612
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,500
was killed this morning in
the Darfur region in Sudan.

1613
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,100
...a land mine.
The 55-year-old was in

1614
01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:44,300
the war-torn region after
joining international efforts...

1615
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:47,000
Mr Darcy was a leading
international figure in human rights

1616
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,400
and crisis resolution...

1617
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,000
...gained
global recognition

1618
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,300
with the Kafir Aghani
and Eleanor Heaney case,

1619
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,900
which, of course, he won.

1620
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:56,300
He leaves behind his
wife, Bridget Jones,

1621
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:59,200
and their two young
children, Billy and Mabel.

1622
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:02,900
More on this story as we get it.

1623
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,100
Dearest
darling Mark,

1624
01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:05,200
it's your birthday
on Sunday, and...

1625
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,200
...I'm just no good at
doing this on my own.

1626
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,600
I'm sorry I'm such a bad mother.

1627
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,200
I'm sorry I got caught
up with a callow toy boy.

1628
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:22,100
I'm sorry I'm late for school
and that Billy's withdrawn.

1629
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:25,700
They're growing up without you.

1630
01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:28,600
How is Billy going to understand

1631
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:32,000
how to be a man
without his father?

1632
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,000
How is Mabel going
to live her life

1633
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,000
having never really
known you at all?

1634
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:39,100
Please forgive me
for being upset

1635
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:42,600
about anything which isn't
about not having you.

1636
01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:45,600
Please help me find
a way to do this

1637
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:50,000
without feeling like I'm ruining
the most important part of my life.

1638
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:55,000
The only part that
still has you in it.

1639
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,300
I have to put down how many tickets
we need for my Christmas concert.

1640
01:29:13,300 --> 01:29:15,700
-Mm-hmm.
-Should I put down two? For you and Mabel?

1641
01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:16,600
Put three.

1642
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:20,200
Mabel, me and Chloe.

1643
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,200
OK. Three.

1644
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:24,100
Finished.

1645
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,200
Me too.

1646
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,600
Daddy will love these.

1647
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:38,700
They're perfect.

1648
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:39,700
Yes.

1649
01:29:39,700 --> 01:29:41,300
Did you write one, Mummy?

1650
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:42,700
I did.

1651
01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:45,000
Tomorrow, can we
post them to Daddy?

1652
01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:46,200
Of course we can.

1653
01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:56,800
And Mark's birthday
came as it always did...

1654
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:03,500
like all the celebrations,
Christmases and anniversaries.

1655
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:06,300
All the love and all the pain.

1656
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,100
OK. Ready?

1657
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,500
On three.

1658
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:22,000
One, two...

1659
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:32,100
What am I going to
do when I get to...

1660
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:33,300
...three.

1661
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,700
What I have is what
I love most in the world.

1662
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,500
Billy and Mabel.

1663
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,300
Just the three of us.

1664
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,400
♪ Whoo! ♪

1665
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:38,600
- Mr Walliker.
- Mrs Darcy.

1666
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,600
♪ Darling, you got
to let me Know... ♪

1667
01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,400
Billy!

1668
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:44,300
- Hello!
- Hello!

1669
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:45,400
Ready?

1670
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,600
♪ If
you say that you are mine ♪

1671
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:53,600
♪ I'll be here till
the end Of time ♪

1672
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:59,800
♪ So you got to let me know ♪

1673
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:02,300
♪ Should I stay
Or should I go? ♪

1674
01:32:03,900 --> 01:32:06,700
♪ Should I stay Or
should I go now? ♪

1675
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:11,100
♪ Should I stay Or
should I go now? ♪

1676
01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:16,600
♪ If I go There
will be trouble ♪

1677
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:20,600
♪ And if I stay It
will be double ♪

1678
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:25,200
♪ So you gotta let me know ♪

1679
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,900
♪ Should I stay
Or should I go? ♪

1680
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:29,400
Have a good walk, then.

1681
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:30,500
Thank you.

1682
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:32,700
Bye.

1683
01:32:33,500 --> 01:32:34,600
All right, come in.

1684
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,300
Now...

1685
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:42,700
what this is not is a "walk."

1686
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,600
We are about to embark as a team

1687
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,400
on an orienteering adventure.

1688
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:50,800
- So do you each have your compasses?
- Yes!

1689
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:53,400
- Do you each have your maps?
- Yes!

1690
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,700
Right then, you know
your groups. Hands up, Otters!

1691
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:59,800
You'll go along with Mr Collins
and Bikram's mum, Mrs Pasricha.

1692
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:03,800
Billy's mum, Mrs Darcy. You've
drawn the short straw, I'm afraid.

1693
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:05,500
You'll be joining
me and the Ospreys.

1694
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:08,400
Now, this is very important.

1695
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:12,800
Remember to open your
eyes and look around.

1696
01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:14,800
This is one of the most

1697
01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:17,400
beautiful places on earth.

1698
01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:20,600
Enjoy it.

1699
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:21,800
Let's go.

1700
01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:27,600
- You sure you're up to this, Mrs Darcy?
- Absolutely!

1701
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,000
I was a Queen's Guide.

1702
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:31,900
Got my Pioneer badge.

1703
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:35,500
I can rope, knot,
splice and lash.

1704
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:37,800
If you need anything tied up,

1705
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,400
I'm your girl.

1706
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:42,800
Right then. Bring up the rear.

1707
01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:47,500
Yes! Bringing up the rear!

1708
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:48,900
Up!

1709
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:50,700
We're gonna see much
more water than that.

1710
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:51,900
Up the rear!

1711
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:54,900
Yep.

1712
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:56,900
Make sure everybody's with us.

1713
01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:18,500
You can see the
second waterfall, can't you?

1714
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:23,000
Well, those two are together.

1715
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:35,900
Coming!

1716
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:41,400
Hurry along. Come on!

1717
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,400
- Give me your hand.
- Wow. So cool.

1718
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:51,500
OK.

1719
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:54,700
Right.

1720
01:34:55,700 --> 01:34:57,000
Is there a Wi-Fi password?

1721
01:34:57,100 --> 01:34:58,800
Oh, Atticus, don't be a pillock.

1722
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,500
All right, take this tarp

1723
01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:02,400
and spread it out on the
floor over there, all right?

1724
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:03,900
Come on.

1725
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:06,400
It's all right.
It's dry.

1726
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:12,100
Mrs Darcy, could
you take that wheelbarrow,

1727
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,300
pick up some firewood
for when the rain stops?

1728
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:15,900
Yep.

1729
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:18,400
All right, everyone.
Do your best to get dry.

1730
01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:24,000
Ding-fucking-dong.

1731
01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:25,500
Whenever you're ready.

1732
01:35:36,100 --> 01:35:38,000
Looks like
we'll be here for a while.

1733
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,900
It really is
absolutely disgusting.

1734
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:54,400
Burnt to a crisp.

1735
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,500
I think you'll
find it's a brûlée.

1736
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,000
Come on, then.

1737
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,800
Off to Bedfordshire.

1738
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:04,600
Goodnight,
Mr Walliker.

1739
01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:06,900
- Here we are.
- Sleep well, team.

1740
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:09,000
- Well done today.
- Thank you.

1741
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:10,700
Okay. Night night.

1742
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,100
Goodnight.

1743
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,000
Mission accomplished.

1744
01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:27,500
One barnful of
sleeping children.

1745
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:30,700
Don't get me wrong, I'm quite
impressed by your resourcefulness,

1746
01:36:30,700 --> 01:36:32,500
but who travels to
the Lake District

1747
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,700
with a backpack full of
marshmallows?

1748
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:37,800
All parents know the marshmallow

1749
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,800
is an essential
tool, Mr Walliker.

1750
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,400
Do you have children?

1751
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:49,900
Uh, no. No, no, I
never did any of that.

1752
01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:53,000
But, um...

1753
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,600
It's funny. In the
back of your mind,

1754
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,900
you think it might
happen, and...

1755
01:36:56,900 --> 01:36:58,700
But, you know, one day,

1756
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,700
you're preparing a test
for a periodic table...

1757
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:06,100
...and you realise
it's the 27th one you've set,

1758
01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:08,500
and there's just never been time

1759
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,900
to really think about
having anything like a...

1760
01:37:10,900 --> 01:37:12,700
like a family in between.

1761
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,000
But it's good.

1762
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,900
It's good. I, uh...

1763
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:22,200
Well, it suits me.

1764
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,000
Mmm.

1765
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:27,700
I see it does.

1766
01:37:30,900 --> 01:37:32,500
I mean, look at that.

1767
01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:37,100
All of it.

1768
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:44,800
You asked me where's the
wonder and the magic.

1769
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:48,200
It's a good question.

1770
01:37:50,700 --> 01:37:52,000
I think it's here.

1771
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:56,100
You don't believe in
magic, Mr Walliker.

1772
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:57,500
No.

1773
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:00,200
Well, I've been thinking.

1774
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:12,800
Mummy?

1775
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:14,300
Atticus is really frightened.

1776
01:38:14,300 --> 01:38:17,300
He says his mum sings Puccini
to him when he's scared.

1777
01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:21,800
Well, he might have to settle
for some early Take That,

1778
01:38:21,900 --> 01:38:24,300
but I'll see what
I can do, okay?

1779
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:27,000
Mr Walliker,

1780
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:29,100
do you mind if I sit
here for a minute?

1781
01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:30,800
Of course. Sit down.

1782
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:48,200
- Is there anything you want to...
- It's just...

1783
01:38:49,100 --> 01:38:50,600
what if I forget him?

1784
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:53,200
I don't wanna forget him.

1785
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,000
But what if I do?

1786
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,800
Let me tell you
this, Billy, um...

1787
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:10,600
Your dad is everywhere.

1788
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:13,800
He's everywhere.

1789
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:15,600
Right now...

1790
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:19,100
in this moment.

1791
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:21,300
And that's a scientific fact.

1792
01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:26,800
Energy is only transferred.

1793
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:29,100
It can never be destroyed.

1794
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,900
And more importantly,

1795
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:34,000
your father is in you.

1796
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:37,200
And Mabel.

1797
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,500
Billy, tell me something...

1798
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:48,200
one thing...

1799
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:51,000
that you remember best

1800
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,500
about your dad.

1801
01:40:04,100 --> 01:40:08,300
♪ Another Christmas
Is around the corner ♪

1802
01:40:08,300 --> 01:40:12,700
♪ And I can feel us,
darling Getting closer ♪

1803
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:16,700
♪ It's coming down the
road And stopping it now ♪

1804
01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:20,600
♪ Stopping it now
Is impossible... ♪

1805
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:21,700
Can we?

1806
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:24,100
- May we.
- Yes.

1807
01:40:24,100 --> 01:40:26,900
♪ I built a snowman
out The back ♪

1808
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:31,700
♪ It came alive And flew
me Round this sleepy town ♪

1809
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:34,800
♪ I put an old scarf
round Its neck... ♪

1810
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:36,300
Careful!

1811
01:40:36,300 --> 01:40:37,800
♪ And every time
You kiss me... ♪

1812
01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:38,900
Chop-chop.

1813
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,300
One, two. One, two.

1814
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:41,900
May I have
your hot chocolate?

1815
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:44,700
- No. No! Marshmallows!
- Yes. Yes.

1816
01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:47,900
Mabel, why don't I
take you to your seat? Come on.

1817
01:40:47,900 --> 01:40:49,600
Is that all right?

1818
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:53,000
- Don't dawdle, Mrs Darcy.
- No.

1819
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:54,600
Show's starting.

1820
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:56,700
Yes, of course.

1821
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:12,100
- That sounds fantastic.
- Yeah.

1822
01:41:12,100 --> 01:41:13,800
I'll see you at Nobu at 7.00.

1823
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:16,200
Oh, for God's sake, Victor.

1824
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:18,100
Fucking prick.

1825
01:41:22,900 --> 01:41:26,100
Bravo! Bravo.

1826
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:33,400
Thank you, Eros
and Atticus Soltani-Watkins.

1827
01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:37,100
Now, although it's
not on the programme,

1828
01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:39,800
we do have one...
one more song.

1829
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:43,900
Um, I happen to know it
means a lot to our singer.

1830
01:41:43,900 --> 01:41:48,100
And, um... well, this is his
first-ever solo performance,

1831
01:41:49,300 --> 01:41:51,200
and I know he'll
do himself proud.

1832
01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:27,200
♪ I'd do anything ♪

1833
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:32,100
♪ For you, dear, anything ♪

1834
01:42:32,100 --> 01:42:37,000
♪ For you mean everything ♪

1835
01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:41,100
♪ To me ♪

1836
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:43,000
♪ I know that ♪

1837
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:46,900
♪ I'd go anywhere ♪

1838
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:52,100
♪ For your smile, anywhere ♪

1839
01:42:52,100 --> 01:42:55,000
♪ For your smile ♪

1840
01:42:55,000 --> 01:43:01,100
♪ Everywhere I'd see ♪

1841
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:04,100
♪ Would you climb a hill? ♪

1842
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:05,700
♪ Anything ♪

1843
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:10,400
♪ Wear a daffodil? Anything ♪

1844
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:15,000
♪ Leave me all your
will? Anything ♪

1845
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:18,300
♪ Even fight my Bill? ♪

1846
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:20,300
♪ What? Fisticuffs? ♪

1847
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:24,300
♪ I'd risk everything ♪

1848
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:29,000
♪ For one kiss, everything ♪

1849
01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:33,900
♪ Yes, I'd do anything ♪

1850
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,200
♪ Anything ♪

1851
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:41,300
♪ For you ♪

1852
01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:55,300
Go, Billy!

1853
01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:01,000
Bravo!

1854
01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:37,800
Oh, my darling.

1855
01:44:40,100 --> 01:44:43,100
Daddy would be so proud of you.

1856
01:44:43,100 --> 01:44:44,300
I know.

1857
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,400
Well done,
Billy. You nailed it.

1858
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:50,800
- Were you surprised, Mum?
- Yes.

1859
01:44:50,900 --> 01:44:52,900
- Genius.
- Up top.

1860
01:44:54,900 --> 01:44:57,400
- So, can I have a sleepover with Bikram?
- Yes.

1861
01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:59,400
- And did you bring my...
- Yes.

1862
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,600
Bikram! Nintendo!

1863
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:06,300
Mr Walliker, Billy was...

1864
01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:08,500
The whole thing
was...

1865
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:11,900
- It was...
- It was magic, Mrs Darcy.

1866
01:45:11,900 --> 01:45:13,600
No, it wasn't.

1867
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:15,900
What you've done for Billy...

1868
01:45:17,300 --> 01:45:19,800
People talk about
moving on like it means,

1869
01:45:19,900 --> 01:45:22,300
you know, leaving
something behind,

1870
01:45:22,300 --> 01:45:24,400
you know, leaving
someone you love behind,

1871
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:27,000
but perhaps it's more
that suddenly you see

1872
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:30,400
you can live at the same time
as all the things you've lost,

1873
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:34,600
and that you can be
happy even without them.

1874
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:37,400
And tonight, I saw
my son up there

1875
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:41,200
and I understood for the
first time in four years

1876
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,300
that he's going to be okay.

1877
01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:45,400
And so, we're going to be okay.

1878
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:47,100
And you did that, Mr Walliker.

1879
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:48,500
It wasn't magic.

1880
01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:51,400
It was you.

1881
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:56,200
So, I'll overlook your tendency
to be a little aloof...

1882
01:45:56,200 --> 01:45:58,200
Some might call
it condescending.

1883
01:45:58,300 --> 01:46:00,100
Supercilious is a good word

1884
01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:03,900
and you probably don't hear
it enough, but the point is...

1885
01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:08,100
thank you.

1886
01:46:10,300 --> 01:46:11,500
Mr Walliker?

1887
01:46:13,100 --> 01:46:15,500
We're going to The
Spaniards for a drink.

1888
01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:19,200
Um, and if you wanted to come,

1889
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,700
well, we'd be there

1890
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:26,200
because that's where we'll be.

1891
01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:29,400
Can't be taught. Can't
be taught. It was unbelievable.

1892
01:46:29,500 --> 01:46:31,400
- Mrs Darcy.
- The flautists, an absolute triumph.

1893
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,600
One of the best
Christmas shows I've ever seen.

1894
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:36,100
Christmas shows don't get
much better than that. Extraordinary.

1895
01:46:36,100 --> 01:46:38,300
No, it doesn't. Don't
look at me like that.

1896
01:46:38,300 --> 01:46:40,200
- Billy! How did it go?
- Billy!

1897
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:41,300
- I did a solo.
- Oh!

1898
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:42,600
Congratulations.

1899
01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:45,000
Come here. Have a squidge.

1900
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:47,000
He was brilliant.

1901
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:48,600
- Hello, Mabel. How are you?
- Well done. I bet you were.

1902
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:50,600
- Chloe has a video.
- You look lovely.

1903
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:52,200
- There's a video?
- A video?

1904
01:46:52,200 --> 01:46:53,500
Chloe? Video?

1905
01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,300
Congratulations.

1906
01:46:56,400 --> 01:46:58,000
Hi. Uh, four, uh...

1907
01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:00,100
large glasses of
white wine, please.

1908
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:01,500
Wine. Wine.

1909
01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:03,600
Oh, house white. Party petrol.

1910
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:06,200
- Bikram's here!
- Your wine, ladies.

1911
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:09,300
- What are you doing down there?
- Nothing.

1912
01:47:09,300 --> 01:47:11,500
- Well, there we go.
- Congratulations, darling.

1913
01:47:11,500 --> 01:47:13,500
- To Billy.
- He was wonderful. Billy.

1914
01:47:13,500 --> 01:47:15,700
- Absolutely wonderful.
- Yes.

1915
01:47:15,700 --> 01:47:19,000
But I can tell you, I... I knew
from his glow it was a triumph.

1916
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:20,600
No, honestly.

1917
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,600
I mean, once you've
tasted success...

1918
01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:26,600
You had
literally one song, Tom.

1919
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:29,100
Yes, you know, my
mother always says

1920
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,600
if you've got nothing nice to
say, then shut the fuck up.

1921
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:33,500
Your mother's right,
so shut the fuck up.

1922
01:47:33,500 --> 01:47:35,500
We should
never shut the fuck up.

1923
01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:38,000
Stop telling everyone
else to shut the fuck up.

1924
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,000
We can, yes.

1925
01:47:42,700 --> 01:47:45,300
- No. Come on.
- Good overtaking.

1926
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:47,100
No, I didn't. That was him.

1927
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:49,000
Mum. That way.

1928
01:47:55,700 --> 01:47:57,200
Mr Walliker!

1929
01:47:59,100 --> 01:48:00,300
Aren't you coming in?

1930
01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:02,300
Well, actually, I was. I...

1931
01:48:02,300 --> 01:48:04,200
I wanted to say
something to you,

1932
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:05,700
but it's the wrong time.

1933
01:48:05,700 --> 01:48:08,100
You're there with
everyone, and...

1934
01:48:08,100 --> 01:48:10,700
I'm better with people about
4 foot tall.

1935
01:48:10,700 --> 01:48:14,500
4'1". That's my sweet spot,
as it turns out, so...

1936
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,300
Where are you going?

1937
01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:25,100
Well, look, I really just
wanted to discuss Newton.

1938
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:26,800
Newton?

1939
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:29,800
I mean, we already covered
Newton's second law, gravity,

1940
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,400
in the tree when you were
pretending not to be stuck.

1941
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:36,200
But the one that's always
fascinated me isn't the second law.

1942
01:48:36,300 --> 01:48:39,400
I mean, any idiot can see that
an apple's gonna fall down.

1943
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:40,700
What's it gonna do, fall up?

1944
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:43,000
It's a hopelessly
overrated law, the second.

1945
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:46,300
No, the one that's always
interested me is the third law.

1946
01:48:46,300 --> 01:48:47,800
You'll know what that is.

1947
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:49,100
Yes.

1948
01:48:49,100 --> 01:48:52,100
Of
course. But go on.

1949
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:55,600
For every action, there's an
equal and opposite reaction.

1950
01:48:55,600 --> 01:48:57,700
It's a fundamental
law of our universe.

1951
01:48:57,700 --> 01:49:00,200
It's, uh... It's an inescapable
fact of our existence,

1952
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:02,300
and I was coming to
say that you are...

1953
01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:06,500
this force, Mrs Darcy...

1954
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:08,800
to me.

1955
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:14,200
Equal and... opposite.

1956
01:49:14,300 --> 01:49:18,700
And just as Newton
predicted, it's irresistible.

1957
01:49:21,300 --> 01:49:22,300
I see it.

1958
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:27,100
Right now, just standing
here, I feel it,

1959
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:30,500
and it's as real to me as the
things I loved when I was a boy

1960
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:32,500
and first started
looking at the world.

1961
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:35,200
You see, it's not really order

1962
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:38,500
that we science people fall
in love with, Mrs Darcy,

1963
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:40,600
it's the beauty in things.

1964
01:49:43,300 --> 01:49:44,600
The beauty,

1965
01:49:45,300 --> 01:49:46,700
to be specific...

1966
01:49:50,300 --> 01:49:51,600
in you.

1967
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,700
Oh.

1968
01:49:58,500 --> 01:50:00,900
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

1969
01:50:00,900 --> 01:50:02,800
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- No, no.

1970
01:50:02,800 --> 01:50:04,800
This is exactly why I
decided not to come in.

1971
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,800
I've clearly got entirely
the wrong end of the...

1972
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,400
- Mr Walliker...
- Look, I just want you to know

1973
01:50:08,500 --> 01:50:10,400
that this is not going to
be awkward at all. At all.

1974
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:13,100
- Please stop talking.
- With Billy and school.

1975
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:15,500
Let's just pretend this never
happened, please. Let's just...

1976
01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:33,900
It was either that or a whistle,

1977
01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:36,900
and I haven't got a
whistle, Mr Walliker.

1978
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:40,900
Call me Scott, for God's sake.

1979
01:50:42,800 --> 01:50:44,300
Yes, Mr Walliker.

1980
01:51:02,300 --> 01:51:05,400
Right, shake it, shake
it, shake it. No, go mad.

1981
01:51:05,400 --> 01:51:06,900
That's it. Now pour it out.

1982
01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:08,900
Very good.

1983
01:51:09,700 --> 01:51:11,700
Insert one cherry.

1984
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:15,200
And that, my friends, is
how we make a Dirty Bitch.

1985
01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:20,500
Christ. That may even be a
Filthy Bitch. Pass that round.

1986
01:51:20,500 --> 01:51:23,400
Now, similar but
not at all the same,

1987
01:51:24,300 --> 01:51:25,500
the Bad Mummy.

1988
01:51:25,500 --> 01:51:27,400
Little bit of vodka.

1989
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:28,800
- Yeah?
- Come here.

1990
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:30,800
Okay, you're in charge.

1991
01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,400
Is that who I think it is?

1992
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,600
So they tell me, yeah.
What do you think?

1993
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:42,800
You have sad
eyes, angelo mio.

1994
01:51:42,900 --> 01:51:45,500
Why so sad? They make me sad.

1995
01:51:45,500 --> 01:51:47,300
I want to see the smile.

1996
01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:48,500
Stop it.

1997
01:51:48,500 --> 01:51:50,300
He's 16!

1998
01:51:50,300 --> 01:51:52,000
Yeah. Late starter.

1999
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:53,800
Where in
Italy are you from?

2000
01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:55,600
- Bologna.
- Bologna.

2001
01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:56,800
- Yeah.
- Say it again.

2002
01:51:56,900 --> 01:51:58,700
- Bologna.
- Bologna.

2003
01:51:58,700 --> 01:52:00,600
Enzo, the kids are gonna watch
a movie upstairs. You coming?

2004
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:01,700
He'll stay.

2005
01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:04,500
Boys.

2006
01:52:06,500 --> 01:52:07,800
I think you're proud.

2007
01:52:07,900 --> 01:52:09,700
Relief, really, Jones.

2008
01:52:09,700 --> 01:52:11,400
Kin, as you said.

2009
01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:14,500
- Enzo.
- Yeah?

2010
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:15,900
Vieni qua.

2011
01:52:15,900 --> 01:52:17,500
- I beg your pardon.
- Okay.

2012
01:52:17,500 --> 01:52:19,600
- Ciao.
- Ciao.

2013
01:52:19,600 --> 01:52:21,500
This is your hostess

2014
01:52:21,500 --> 01:52:24,500
and one of the great loves of
your father's life, Bridget Jones.

2015
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:28,800
Ooh!

2016
01:52:28,900 --> 01:52:31,500
It's nice to meet you, Enzo.

2017
01:52:33,100 --> 01:52:35,700
He says it is a great
honour to meet you.

2018
01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:39,000
Oh!

2019
01:52:40,900 --> 01:52:43,600
And then he says that those are

2020
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:45,900
very, very silly little boots.

2021
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,400
You have incredible posture.

2022
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:53,900
You're not Danish, are you?

2023
01:52:53,900 --> 01:52:55,700
Well, I can be
anything you want.

2024
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:57,900
It is, isn't it? I know, and
it's working really well for you,

2025
01:52:57,900 --> 01:53:00,000
but all I'm saying is maybe
it's time for a rebrand.

2026
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:02,000
Have you ever thought
about having a pixie cut?

2027
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:03,500
No.

2028
01:53:03,500 --> 01:53:04,800
Oh, you have the face for it.

2029
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:06,900
And it's utterly changed
my life.

2030
01:53:06,900 --> 01:53:09,500
Nonsense, Pam. You're
perfect just as you are.

2031
01:53:09,500 --> 01:53:11,300
Is that a Dirty Bitch?

2032
01:53:12,100 --> 01:53:13,900
Steady on.

2033
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:16,600
Oh, yes, please. Yes,
thank you very much.

2034
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:18,400
Thanks.

2035
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:19,900
- Just what the doctor ordered.
- Me too.

2036
01:53:19,900 --> 01:53:22,700
- Always. Take a horn.
- Give me the fucking horn.

2037
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:24,500
- Thank you, thank you.
- Yep.

2038
01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:27,900
- Mmm. Oh.
- Mmm. Mmm.

2039
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:31,400
I'll be honest, I don't know what I'd have
done in the past 20 years without you lot.

2040
01:53:31,500 --> 01:53:34,000
- Twenty?
- No, it's not. It's thirty?

2041
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:35,900
Yeah, it's more like
30 years, to be honest.

2042
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,400
We've had some fucking
fun though, haven't we?

2043
01:53:41,700 --> 01:53:43,300
We have.

2044
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:48,400
Ten, nine, eight,

2045
01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:51,800
seven, six, five,

2046
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:54,400
four, three,

2047
01:53:54,500 --> 01:53:56,600
two, one!

2048
01:53:56,600 --> 01:53:59,400
Happy New Year!

2049
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:04,800
♪ ...be forgot ♪

2050
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:07,700
♪ And never brought to mind? ♪

2051
01:54:07,700 --> 01:54:09,400
Happy New Year.

2052
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:13,400
♪ Should auld
acquaintance Be forgot ♪

2053
01:54:13,500 --> 01:54:17,800
♪ For the sake Of
auld lang syne? ♪

2054
01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:22,000
♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪

2055
01:54:22,100 --> 01:54:26,600
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

2056
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:31,100
♪ We'll take a cup
Of kindness yet ♪

2057
01:54:31,100 --> 01:54:35,400
♪ For the sake Of
auld lang syne ♪

2058
01:56:16,100 --> 01:56:17,600
I forgot to check.

2059
01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:23,800
Look.

2060
01:56:51,700 --> 01:56:52,700
Goodnight.

2061
01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:13,300
Ooh.

2062
01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:15,000
Bloody zip.

2063
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:23,300
Bastard tyrannical dress people.

2064
01:57:28,200 --> 01:57:29,500
I've got it.

2065
01:57:32,700 --> 01:57:34,000
Thank you.

2066
01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:41,200
Happy New Year.

2067
01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:43,700
Happy New Year.

2068
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:28,800
♪ I could go back
to The old place ♪

2069
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:32,200
♪ And write your name
On every blank page ♪

2070
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:36,100
♪ But it's a story
now Just a story now ♪

2071
01:58:36,100 --> 01:58:39,300
♪ Just the kind of
thing that You'd say ♪

2072
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:43,100
♪ They say no need
to Look behind me ♪

2073
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:46,700
♪ That I can keep
you Here beside me ♪

2074
01:58:46,800 --> 01:58:50,300
♪ To make a mess of it
To make the best of it ♪

2075
01:58:50,300 --> 01:58:55,000
♪ It isn't perfect
But it might be ♪

2076
01:59:02,300 --> 01:59:06,700
♪ There's a lot of
ground To cover ♪

2077
01:59:06,700 --> 01:59:09,400
♪ One foot and then the other ♪

2078
01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:14,800
♪ On my way, my way
To somewhere new ♪

2079
01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:20,300
♪ A few false starts
Can you forgive this ♪

2080
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:23,800
♪ Cautious car and
just bear with it ♪

2081
01:59:23,800 --> 01:59:29,400
♪ While it does what I
thought it couldn't do ♪

2082
01:59:29,500 --> 01:59:33,300
♪ I could go back
to The old place ♪

2083
01:59:33,300 --> 01:59:36,800
♪ And write your name
On every blank page ♪

2084
01:59:36,900 --> 01:59:40,500
♪ But it's a story
now Just a story now ♪

2085
01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:43,900
♪ Just the kind of
thing that You'd say ♪

2086
01:59:43,900 --> 01:59:47,500
♪ They say no need
to Look behind me ♪

2087
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:51,000
♪ That I can keep
you Here beside me ♪

2088
01:59:51,000 --> 01:59:54,900
♪ To make a mess of it
To make the best of it ♪

2089
01:59:54,900 --> 01:59:59,500
♪ It isn't perfect
But it might be ♪

2090
02:00:04,900 --> 02:00:06,900
♪ Mmm ♪

2091
02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:10,900
♪ Treading lightly
Thinking slightly ♪

2092
02:00:10,900 --> 02:00:14,300
♪ It just might be
It just might be ♪

2093
02:00:14,300 --> 02:00:17,800
♪ Treading lightly
Thinking slightly ♪

2094
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:21,400
♪ It just might be
It just might be ♪

2095
02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:23,300
♪ It just might be ♪

2096
02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:26,900
♪ Oh, I can go back
to The old place ♪

2097
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:30,500
♪ And write your name
On every blank page ♪

2098
02:00:30,600 --> 02:00:34,400
♪ But it's a story
now Just a story now ♪

2099
02:00:34,400 --> 02:00:37,800
♪ Just the kind of
thing that You'd say ♪

2100
02:00:37,900 --> 02:00:41,400
♪ That there's no need
to Look behind me ♪

2101
02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:45,000
♪ That I can keep
you Here beside me ♪

2102
02:00:45,100 --> 02:00:48,800
♪ To make a mess of it
To make the best of it ♪

2103
02:00:48,800 --> 02:00:53,200
♪ It isn't perfect
But it might be ♪

2104
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:58,900
♪ Like it might be ♪

2105
02:01:00,300 --> 02:01:03,000
♪ Like it might be ♪

2106
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:09,300
♪ Whoo, whoo ♪

2107
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:15,500
♪ Might be, might be Might be ♪

2108
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:20,000
["Have You Met Miss
Jones?"

2109
02:01:27,100 --> 02:01:30,500
♪ "Have you met Miss Jones?" ♪

2110
02:01:30,500 --> 02:01:35,400
♪ Someone said as
We shook hands ♪

2111
02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:41,000
♪ She was just
Miss Jones To me ♪

2112
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:46,600
♪ And then I said "Miss Jones ♪

2113
02:01:46,600 --> 02:01:50,600
♪ You're a girl
Who understands ♪

2114
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:56,900
♪ I'm a man Who must be free" ♪

2115
02:01:56,900 --> 02:02:00,900
♪ And all at once
I lost my breath ♪

2116
02:02:00,900 --> 02:02:04,500
♪ And all at once
Was scared to death ♪

2117
02:02:04,500 --> 02:02:07,200
♪ And all at once ♪

2118
02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:14,200
♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪

2119
02:02:14,200 --> 02:02:18,400
♪ And now I've met Miss Jones ♪

2120
02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:24,300
♪ And we'll keep on
meeting 'til we die ♪

2121
02:02:24,300 --> 02:02:26,900
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪

2122
02:02:29,200 --> 02:02:30,500
♪ Whoa, fellas ♪

2123
02:03:07,500 --> 02:03:11,300
♪ And all at once
I lost my breath ♪

2124
02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:15,300
♪ And all at once
Was scared to death ♪

2125
02:03:15,400 --> 02:03:18,000
♪ And all at once ♪

2126
02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:22,900
♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪

2127
02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:28,500
♪ Now I've met Miss Jones ♪

2128
02:03:28,500 --> 02:03:35,000
♪ And we'll keep on
meeting 'til we die ♪

2129
02:03:35,100 --> 02:03:37,900
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪

2130
02:03:39,100 --> 02:03:41,400
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪

2131
02:03:42,700 --> 02:03:45,100
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪

2132
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:54,000
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪

2133
02:03:58,200 --> 02:03:59,500
♪ Ha! ♪