1 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:42,865 Many moons ago on the distant planet of Gigax, 2 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,954 a nameless evil reigned supreme. 3 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:49,447 This ruthless being had amassed power beyond measure 4 00:00:49,489 --> 00:00:52,156 and was preparing to strike down all that was good 5 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:54,655 and just in the universe. 6 00:00:54,697 --> 00:00:57,448 Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, 7 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,823 the forces of light banded together, 8 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:03,156 and in their most desperate hour 9 00:01:03,198 --> 00:01:05,281 toppled the dark one from his throne. 10 00:01:05,323 --> 00:01:08,906 He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, 11 00:01:08,948 --> 00:01:11,323 for if he were ever to be released, 12 00:01:11,365 --> 00:01:16,198 it would spell certain doom for all existence. 13 00:01:22,741 --> 00:01:26,656 Okay, here's the deal, men. Winner is champion of 14 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:29,698 the universe, loser gets buried alive. 15 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,782 Got it? 16 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:33,156 That's fair. 17 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:35,323 - Ready? - Set? 18 00:01:35,365 --> 00:01:36,949 - Crazy Ball! - Crazy Ball! 19 00:01:41,323 --> 00:01:43,241 You're toast, Mimi. 20 00:01:43,281 --> 00:01:46,365 Not even close, you dork! 21 00:01:48,157 --> 00:01:49,448 Ow, my butt! 22 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,949 Yes, five point butt bonus. 23 00:01:51,991 --> 00:01:53,782 Swing ball. 24 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:54,949 One... 25 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,116 Crazy ball. 26 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,782 - Two... - Crazy ball. 27 00:01:57,824 --> 00:02:00,116 - Three. - Three of a kind! 28 00:02:00,157 --> 00:02:02,782 Four, alright, four points for me. 29 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:04,866 I'll get you at the switcheroo, crumb scum. 30 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:06,698 Just you watch. 31 00:02:06,741 --> 00:02:09,241 Buckle up for a dirt sandwich, you little maniac. 32 00:02:09,282 --> 00:02:10,782 Aaaah! 33 00:02:19,157 --> 00:02:22,742 Switcheroo. Aaah! 34 00:02:22,783 --> 00:02:24,157 I win! 35 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:26,950 Start digging, Luke. 36 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:33,075 Damn switcheroo. 37 00:02:33,117 --> 00:02:35,449 Keep digging, boy. 38 00:02:35,491 --> 00:02:39,657 Hey, hurry up so I can bury you and go to sleep already. 39 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,950 I'm gonna bring your bed into my room 40 00:02:41,992 --> 00:02:45,117 and make one of those, oh, what do you call it. 41 00:02:45,158 --> 00:02:47,283 Oh, super beds. 42 00:02:47,325 --> 00:02:51,033 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 43 00:03:02,742 --> 00:03:05,075 Is that a coffin? 44 00:03:05,117 --> 00:03:06,992 Is this where they buried Grandma? 45 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:09,158 No, I don't think so. 46 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:12,075 Let me see. 47 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:18,908 It's really stuck in there good. 48 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,117 Maybe if I press those, it'll do something? 49 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:27,075 No, I'm the Crazy Ball champion so I get all the treasures. 50 00:03:27,117 --> 00:03:29,408 Right, of course. 51 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,158 Let's see. 52 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,408 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 53 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:35,826 Dumb dumb chump, here we go. 54 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,743 Wow, first try. 55 00:03:40,784 --> 00:03:42,118 Come to mama. 56 00:03:56,118 --> 00:03:57,868 Cover it up! 57 00:03:57,909 --> 00:04:00,658 Hurry, before mom and dad see. 58 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,159 Shovel faster, numnuts. 59 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,826 I'm trying. 60 00:04:14,326 --> 00:04:17,701 Luke, Mimi, do you kids know what time it is? 61 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:18,910 - 9:00. - 9:00. 62 00:04:18,951 --> 00:04:21,910 What happens at 9:00. 63 00:04:21,952 --> 00:04:24,659 Get inside. It's time for bed. 64 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,077 Dad? 65 00:04:39,119 --> 00:04:40,744 You okay, sport? 66 00:04:40,785 --> 00:04:43,326 Is there such thing as monsters? 67 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,369 Well, here's the thing, Luke. 68 00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:51,659 In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters. 69 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:53,244 So I'd say yes. 70 00:04:53,285 --> 00:04:57,077 Okay, what your genius father is trying to say is no, 71 00:04:57,119 --> 00:04:59,659 there's no such thing as monsters. 72 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:01,994 What happened to your head? 73 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,327 Somebody lost at Crazy Ball. 74 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:07,994 Again? 75 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:09,970 Mimi, I don't want to keep going through this, okay? 76 00:05:09,994 --> 00:05:12,702 Remember what we said last time you were playing kookie ball? 77 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,828 It's Crazy Ball! 78 00:05:14,869 --> 00:05:17,244 Plus, it's not even my fault. 79 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:20,119 Check the tapes. Luke sucks. 80 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,745 It doesn't matter, okay? 81 00:05:21,786 --> 00:05:23,261 You need to take it easy on your brother. 82 00:05:23,285 --> 00:05:24,844 He won't want to play with you anymore. 83 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,285 What's the deal with monsters? 84 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:29,953 Are they fake? Are they real? All the above? 85 00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:32,786 Yeah, what's with all the monster talk tonight? 86 00:05:32,828 --> 00:05:35,202 It's just that, if there are monsters coming to kill us, 87 00:05:35,244 --> 00:05:38,120 could you make sure they... 88 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:40,285 Could you make sure they kill Luke first? 89 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:43,870 That's harsh. But okay. 90 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,410 Mimi, that's a horrible thing to say. 91 00:05:46,452 --> 00:05:48,870 Why?! 92 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,660 Dismissed. 93 00:05:50,702 --> 00:05:53,078 Good night, wacko. 94 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,745 Dad! 95 00:06:00,411 --> 00:06:03,203 Good night. 96 00:07:14,287 --> 00:07:17,371 Look at this shit! There's not a pawn shop in town 97 00:07:17,412 --> 00:07:20,246 that's going to want this crap! 98 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:22,913 If it's all garbage, why did that old guy put up 99 00:07:22,955 --> 00:07:24,913 such a fight when we busted in? 100 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:28,246 I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer. 101 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:33,122 Look at this. Why the hell would you even grab this? 102 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:36,038 Suck my dick, asshole! It was dark. 103 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,080 And that's a nice frame. 104 00:07:38,122 --> 00:07:40,955 Not any more. 105 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:54,830 What the hell did you say, buddy? 106 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,788 A variation of the Ironian tongue. 107 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,330 How primitive. 108 00:08:05,372 --> 00:08:09,913 Let's just get out of here! This guy's on something. 109 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:12,247 Hey, you dickless shit. 110 00:08:12,288 --> 00:08:14,080 We already killed one asshole tonight. 111 00:08:14,122 --> 00:08:17,080 And we'll gladly do it again! 112 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:33,372 Your flesh is unevolved and weak. 113 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:38,748 Perhaps in a few millennia, you will make worthy adversaries. 114 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:42,956 But not today. 115 00:09:06,831 --> 00:09:11,956 Hey, man, please, I don't want to die. 116 00:09:11,998 --> 00:09:14,998 Then live forever. 117 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:36,874 This is a really big hole. 118 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:39,249 How did you even dig this? Huh? 119 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:43,414 Alright, first I want to say, great job on the hole, son. 120 00:09:43,456 --> 00:09:45,623 - Thanks. - Second I want to say, 121 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,040 this is completely unacceptable. 122 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:48,664 - Oh. - Somebody's going to 123 00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:51,999 have to fill this in. 124 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,706 Anybody. 125 00:09:54,749 --> 00:09:56,915 One of you even. 126 00:09:56,957 --> 00:09:58,957 - I vote dad. - Me too. 127 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,915 Yeah, me three. 128 00:10:00,957 --> 00:10:03,832 And if I... when I vote, I will vote for all of 129 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,750 - you three, as a family. - No, no. 130 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,124 Doesn't work that way. 131 00:10:08,165 --> 00:10:12,207 Alright. So much for democracy, huh? 132 00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:14,916 Do the dishes, Greg. 133 00:10:14,957 --> 00:10:16,415 What made these? 134 00:10:16,457 --> 00:10:18,415 If I had to guess, I'd say some wino 135 00:10:18,457 --> 00:10:20,249 was on his way home from a bender last night. 136 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,916 Thought he could Evel Knievel 137 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:24,374 his way over this hole and fell in. 138 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:28,916 - What else could it be really? - Maybe a raccoon. 139 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,624 That doesn't make any damn sense. 140 00:10:30,665 --> 00:10:34,916 Oh! Oh, oh, my hand. 141 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,750 - Are you okay? - Oh, God, my hand. 142 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,934 - Well, that didn't take long. - Oh, it hurts so bad, Susan! 143 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,875 - Okay, okay. - Oh, my God. 144 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,791 - Come on. - Oh, Susan. 145 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:46,707 Ow! Don't even look at it, it hurts. 146 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,000 Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks? 147 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:01,833 We need to tell somebody what happened. 148 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,184 Maybe we should go to the police. 149 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,751 I don't trust cops. Not one bit. 150 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,834 We're going to go search ourselves tonight. 151 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,250 That's crazy. 152 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,166 We don't know what was down there. 153 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,876 What's crazy is what a stupid wiener you can be some times. 154 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,751 Pull up your diapers because we're going to go find 155 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:21,125 what crawled out of your grave last night 156 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,917 like a couple of real American heroes. 157 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,042 Can you dig it?! 158 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,917 Yeah. I dig it. 159 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:36,001 - Hey, man. - Hey, Alistair. 160 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,251 You beat Rage Master 64 yet? 161 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:40,625 Yeah, man, medium difficulty. 162 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,001 - No way. - Hey, kiddy. 163 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,666 You look good in your little outfit there. 164 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,084 Why don't you give us a spin, hunky boy? 165 00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:49,792 Um, no thanks. 166 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,334 Never mind. 167 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:54,917 My math! 168 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:58,292 Is your sister crazy? 169 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:14,126 Mimi, look. 170 00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:16,793 That way. 171 00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:23,793 There's no way this was a dirty wino bum. 172 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:26,127 Look at how even his footsteps are. 173 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:30,002 Duh. When has dad ever been right about anything? 174 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:33,292 Yeah, good point. 175 00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:43,293 I'm not going in there. 176 00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:45,168 Here, take this. 177 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:47,293 I call it the Luke killer. 178 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:49,043 It will protect you. 179 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,877 How the hell does this work? 180 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:53,752 Ow! The damn thing cut me. 181 00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:55,293 You're using it wrong. 182 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:58,752 Don't kill her Mark. I'm going to kill you. 183 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:02,627 Mimi, wait. Oh, crap. 184 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,836 Stop jumping at everything! 185 00:13:26,878 --> 00:13:28,086 You're jumping, too. 186 00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:30,627 I'm jumping because you're jumping! 187 00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:32,293 This place is dangerous. 188 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:35,418 Didn't somebody die back when this was a shoe factory? 189 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:39,086 Nobody ever died from making shoes, Luke. 190 00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,086 That's just crazy. 191 00:13:41,128 --> 00:13:45,253 Besides, the most dangerous thing in here... 192 00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:47,668 is me. 193 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:51,253 We should get out of here. 194 00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:55,794 Hey, creep! We know you're in here. 195 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,836 Show yourself or... 196 00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:02,754 or I'll break you into a pile of bones? 197 00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:05,169 No, that wasn't good. 198 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,711 This is super dumb. 199 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,961 Let's go. 200 00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:22,004 Is that fear I smell? How sweet. 201 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:27,962 Oh, my God. 202 00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:31,879 Man, that's what this one called me. 203 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,129 Aah! 204 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:35,711 Are you also man? 205 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:38,170 You are much smaller creatures. 206 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,254 No matter. 207 00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:42,920 You will suffer like the rest. 208 00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:46,004 Know that in the sweet release of death 209 00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:48,087 you'll be spared the sight of your planet 210 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:51,962 being torn to pieces, watching as everyone 211 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:54,962 you hold dear is drowned in a sea of their own blood. 212 00:14:55,004 --> 00:14:56,670 Shut it! 213 00:14:56,711 --> 00:14:58,879 No, I am not a man. 214 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,795 I am a wo-man. 215 00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:05,170 And you're going to let go of my stupid wiener bro right now! 216 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,962 Mimi, look. 217 00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:22,755 Is this yours? 218 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,295 Speak. 219 00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:28,337 The gem of Praxidice. 220 00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:29,921 This cannot be. 221 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,921 Believe it, buster. 222 00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:36,088 Stop messing around and explain, scum. 223 00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:48,755 The Geminia One, whoever wields it is able to command me 224 00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:51,088 for as long as it's in their possession. 225 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,880 But know this, child. 226 00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,671 The power you wield will be short lived. 227 00:15:55,712 --> 00:16:00,255 Sure, sure. But first let's test this baby out. 228 00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,130 Alright, Monster Mash. 229 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:07,255 Pick up my bro and, uh, spin him around a bunch. 230 00:16:07,881 --> 00:16:10,171 Hey, come on. 231 00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,088 Ah. 232 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,255 It hurts. 233 00:16:15,296 --> 00:16:17,671 Alright, put the cry baby down. 234 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,713 Enough! The longer we play these childish games, 235 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:27,047 the more horrifying your deaths will be. 236 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:30,964 This is but a small example of what I am capable of. 237 00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:33,047 His eternal pain will take his mind 238 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:36,131 beyond the furthest reaches of madness. 239 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:40,297 Preserved in an endless state of... no! 240 00:16:40,339 --> 00:16:43,339 He was my masterpiece! 241 00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:46,256 Oh, sorry man. 242 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,756 Thank you. 243 00:16:48,797 --> 00:16:51,756 Do you have a name, Monster Man? 244 00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:55,422 No name can encompass my dark will. 245 00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,922 Though my enemies will sometimes refer to me 246 00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:01,256 as the arch duke of nightmares. 247 00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:03,214 Well, that sucks. 248 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,214 Never mind. We can workshop this. 249 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:08,882 Luke! 250 00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:11,089 - Yeah? - I want names. 251 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,589 They've got to be fresh, they've got to be cool. 252 00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,047 Go. 253 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,923 We can't name it. He's going to kill us. 254 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:21,172 Ha! You would pray for something so simple. 255 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,339 I will drink your endless screams as I rip... 256 00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:27,422 Dinosaur-us Flex. 257 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,048 That's not bad actually. 258 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:33,007 - Rexothundrax? - Cobrala Khan. 259 00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:35,007 Revenge X Bad Lord. 260 00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:36,923 - Heartless Creep. - Oh, Rip Lord. 261 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:41,714 How about Shadow Slammer? Or even Merman. 262 00:17:41,757 --> 00:17:43,340 Nemesis Grim Night. 263 00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,257 No, too sinister. 264 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,048 How about Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches? 265 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:51,672 I will never accept such a title. 266 00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,714 Stop running and clap your hands, 267 00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:56,257 you know, for a while at least. 268 00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:01,257 How about Psycho Man? 269 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:04,173 Mm, Goreman? 270 00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:06,758 That's it. 271 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,007 Did I get it? 272 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,173 No. 273 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:15,340 Stop that annoying clapping! 274 00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:18,841 His name will be... 275 00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:21,799 Psycho Goreman! 276 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,423 Or PG for short. 277 00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:28,758 I don't see how that's better than Archduke of Nightmares. 278 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:31,673 Psycho Goreman, that's great. 279 00:18:31,715 --> 00:18:34,590 It's fun, it's hip, it's wow, and it's now. 280 00:18:34,632 --> 00:18:36,758 You're making a terrible mistake, 281 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,632 you putrid little creature. 282 00:18:38,673 --> 00:18:42,049 Soon I'll get the gem back, and when I do... 283 00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:44,341 Nice to meet you, PG. I'm Mimi. 284 00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:46,049 And I'm Luke. 285 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,924 Aaah! I wield powers unimaginable 286 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,341 to your simple minds. 287 00:18:50,383 --> 00:18:53,091 Soon you will beg me for mercy. 288 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,216 But know that you will only receive pain. 289 00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:58,258 Knock knock? 290 00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:00,759 What? 291 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,049 Knock knock? 292 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,883 Have you succumbed to madness already? 293 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,759 Just say "who's there" already. 294 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,174 Geez, what planet are you from? 295 00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:11,216 Gigax. 296 00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:12,842 Who's there? 297 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:16,174 Me. Crazy Ball champion of the universe. 298 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:20,009 And the champion says... 299 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,800 go over there, sit down, shut up, 300 00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:24,400 and wait for us to come back in the morning. 301 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,009 You dig? 302 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,716 Dig what? 303 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:30,716 Go! 304 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:42,300 You will suffer in eternity for this! 305 00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:44,716 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:47,967 Bye-e-e-e-e-e! 307 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,300 I wonder what it's favorite shows are. 308 00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:05,592 Do you think it likes grilled cheeses and tacos? 309 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,217 We should bring him some welcome goodies 310 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,050 before we take him out on the town. 311 00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:11,092 What do you mean take him out on the town? 312 00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:12,717 I got to show him off. 313 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,259 I'll be the coolest kid in school. 314 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,717 He's going to kill everybody if we take him anywhere. 315 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,175 No, he won't. Not unless I tell him to. 316 00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:23,425 Mimi, I'm pretty good at going along with your crazy ideas. 317 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:26,300 But we need to think about this one. 318 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:30,260 Fine. I should probably teach him some cool tricks anyways. 319 00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:33,717 See what kind of slick stuff he can do. 320 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:42,176 Watch out, world, it's Mimi's time to shine. 321 00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:04,802 The vasiaults have analyzed the cosmic resonance 322 00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:07,676 and confirmed our suspicions. 323 00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:09,927 The ultimate evil has awoken. 324 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,176 How can this be possible? 325 00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:14,260 Who could have deciphered the sequence 326 00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:17,343 that released the gem of Praxidice? 327 00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:19,802 I approved the sequence myself. 328 00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:21,969 Whoever solved it must have intelligence 329 00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,343 that far surpasses our own. 330 00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:28,718 Which is a notion that I find quite preposterous, I must say. 331 00:21:30,302 --> 00:21:33,344 - Preposterous? - That's right. 332 00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:35,844 Enough! 333 00:21:35,886 --> 00:21:38,718 Our mistake was being merciful to that demon 334 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:41,844 instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever. 335 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:44,718 It is clear that the rules of the Gigaxian unity accords 336 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,635 have failed us. 337 00:21:46,676 --> 00:21:49,594 What do you suggest we do, Templar Pandora? 338 00:21:54,302 --> 00:21:58,719 It's time to elect justice through the Templar code. 339 00:21:58,762 --> 00:22:02,219 There will be no trial for that abomination. 340 00:22:02,261 --> 00:22:06,969 The only verdict is for him to die by my hand. 341 00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:09,719 He has single-handedly extinguished entire planets 342 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,219 from existence. 343 00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:14,302 How do you expect to defeat him on your own, hm? 344 00:22:14,344 --> 00:22:17,344 I do not fear him. 345 00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:22,302 I have faith that the gods will watch over and protect me. 346 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:29,594 Ooh, sounds like a load of superstitious nonsense to me. 347 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,845 What was that? 348 00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:34,845 - Huh? - Huh? 349 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,012 No, no, no. I didn't say anything. 350 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:39,387 - You don't believe me? - I believe you, Templar. 351 00:22:39,428 --> 00:22:41,095 It's just, we're boys having a laugh. 352 00:22:41,137 --> 00:22:42,719 And... 353 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,262 - Just a bit of... - Just what? 354 00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:49,220 I think it's an excellent plan so why don't we just move on? 355 00:22:49,262 --> 00:22:51,220 Lots of things to discuss here. 356 00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,720 Aah! 357 00:22:53,762 --> 00:22:57,262 Do you not believe that it is my destiny to vanquish 358 00:22:57,303 --> 00:23:00,887 this darkness from the universe? 359 00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:04,846 I... would leave... 360 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,220 Never forget that it was we, the Templars, 361 00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:14,888 that cleansed your worlds of the dark one's scourge. 362 00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:17,345 It was the will of the gods that saved you, 363 00:23:17,387 --> 00:23:22,096 and they can just as easily have you all wiped from existence. 364 00:23:22,138 --> 00:23:24,387 Remember this. 365 00:23:24,428 --> 00:23:26,971 Yes, you're very kind. 366 00:23:27,013 --> 00:23:30,179 What are the creatures of this planet? 367 00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:33,221 Humans, your holiness. 368 00:23:33,263 --> 00:23:37,138 Bring me one of these human things. 369 00:23:41,388 --> 00:23:45,263 - Where am I? - Come here, my dear. 370 00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:48,888 Don't be afraid. 371 00:24:00,346 --> 00:24:03,221 He will not escape us this time. 372 00:24:03,263 --> 00:24:09,847 The light of heaven will always extinguish the darkness of evil. 373 00:24:21,972 --> 00:24:25,304 May the gods watch over me. 374 00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,889 And the president said, 375 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:43,014 "But, Mimi, every day's your birthday." 376 00:24:43,055 --> 00:24:45,139 Then we started eating the whole cake 377 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:48,055 while they broadcasted it to the whole world. 378 00:24:48,097 --> 00:24:50,097 And that's when I woke up. 379 00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:51,722 Which really sucked because 380 00:24:51,764 --> 00:24:54,722 I wanted to finish that tasty cake. 381 00:24:54,765 --> 00:24:59,597 Okay, so who's this guy you have got living 382 00:24:59,639 --> 00:25:01,222 in the old shoe factory? 383 00:25:01,264 --> 00:25:03,222 You're going to love him, Alistair. 384 00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:07,890 He's this big scary monster that wants to kill everybody. 385 00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:09,347 Huh? 386 00:25:09,389 --> 00:25:12,222 Hey, could one of you guys help me with this? 387 00:25:12,264 --> 00:25:14,139 No, thanks. 388 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:25,597 Holy crud. 389 00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,848 I know, right? 390 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:31,098 PG, wake up! 391 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:41,931 PG, wake up. I want you to meet our friend, Alistair. 392 00:25:44,722 --> 00:25:47,973 Wait, were we supposed to feed him? 393 00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:52,598 You alive, buddy? 394 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,681 Aaah! 395 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,098 Stop! 396 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:04,223 Nice try. 397 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:07,015 Anyways, Alistair, this is Psycho Goreman. 398 00:26:07,056 --> 00:26:08,766 Or PG for short. 399 00:26:10,766 --> 00:26:12,348 - Hi. - Silence! 400 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,974 Okay. 401 00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:16,265 We've brought you some reading material, PG. 402 00:26:16,306 --> 00:26:18,849 And a TV to watch. Did you sleep okay? 403 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:21,224 I'm sorry we didn't bring any pornos. 404 00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:23,099 Petty displays of wealth. 405 00:26:23,141 --> 00:26:26,182 How can your short life spans allow such narcissism? 406 00:26:26,224 --> 00:26:28,390 Yeah, but look at all the hunky boys. 407 00:26:28,431 --> 00:26:31,932 I do not care for hunky boys. 408 00:26:36,891 --> 00:26:40,224 Or do I? 409 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,974 PG, can I ask you something? 410 00:26:43,016 --> 00:26:44,349 No! 411 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:47,016 PG, I don't like that attitude. 412 00:26:47,057 --> 00:26:50,391 Be nice, please. Luke, ask him again. 413 00:26:50,432 --> 00:26:54,016 Can I ask you something? 414 00:26:54,057 --> 00:26:55,767 What? 415 00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:58,224 What are you? 416 00:27:09,266 --> 00:27:11,767 That is a tale bathed in the blood 417 00:27:11,808 --> 00:27:14,141 of a million dead memories. 418 00:27:19,142 --> 00:27:24,599 I was born in a time before time, on the planet Gigax. 419 00:27:24,641 --> 00:27:27,100 A world light years from your own. 420 00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:29,850 My entire existence was servitude, 421 00:27:29,892 --> 00:27:33,599 under the rule of beings that claimed to serve a higher power 422 00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:35,724 that governed over us all. 423 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:39,100 These entities, known as the Templars, 424 00:27:39,142 --> 00:27:40,933 had no more divine purpose 425 00:27:40,975 --> 00:27:44,183 than the dirt I excavated to help build their churches. 426 00:27:44,225 --> 00:27:47,683 But still they were able to crush the people of Gigax 427 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:50,225 beneath their gilded heels. 428 00:27:50,267 --> 00:27:53,225 The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, 429 00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:56,851 declaring their rightful ownership of Gigax. 430 00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,893 To them, we were nothing more than parasites 431 00:27:59,933 --> 00:28:02,183 trespassing on hallowed ground. 432 00:28:07,142 --> 00:28:08,893 That candy was weird. 433 00:28:13,768 --> 00:28:19,809 But then one day every thing changed. 434 00:28:34,893 --> 00:28:38,725 I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever, 435 00:28:38,768 --> 00:28:42,725 forged by ancient Gigaxian warlocks out of energy 436 00:28:42,768 --> 00:28:45,101 from the darkest corners of the galaxy... 437 00:28:45,143 --> 00:28:47,851 The gem of Praxidice. 438 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,184 The moment I took the gem in my hand 439 00:29:07,226 --> 00:29:11,894 and felt its immense power, my destiny was clear. 440 00:29:11,935 --> 00:29:14,559 I would destroy the Templars 441 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:18,977 and anyone else that stood against me. 442 00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:50,352 The gem bonded with me 443 00:29:50,394 --> 00:29:53,977 and gave me power beyond all other beings. 444 00:29:54,019 --> 00:29:57,895 I was able to raise an army led by my loyal generals, 445 00:29:57,935 --> 00:30:03,144 the Paladins of Sydion, and take back Gigax. 446 00:30:03,185 --> 00:30:06,394 But I didn't stop there. 447 00:30:06,435 --> 00:30:09,185 It was clear that my thirst for death would only be 448 00:30:09,227 --> 00:30:15,145 satiated if I snuffed out all light in the universe. 449 00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:21,310 But I was overthrown and imprisoned 450 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:25,228 by the Templars and their planetary alliance. 451 00:30:25,270 --> 00:30:30,061 They stole the gem and, with it, my power. 452 00:30:50,395 --> 00:30:54,311 To this day, I do not understand how such weak minded insects 453 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,896 could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy. 454 00:30:59,978 --> 00:31:01,771 TV's working. 455 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:06,686 Well, that boring dumb story made me tired. 456 00:31:06,728 --> 00:31:07,896 Let's go, guys. 457 00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:10,854 PG, your homework is to watch more TV 458 00:31:10,896 --> 00:31:12,645 and learn how to be more fun. 459 00:31:12,686 --> 00:31:14,728 Otherwise... 460 00:31:14,771 --> 00:31:16,854 I will have to punish you. 461 00:31:16,896 --> 00:31:19,146 Well, it was nice meeting you. 462 00:31:19,187 --> 00:31:22,603 It would nicer if you were dead. 463 00:31:22,645 --> 00:31:24,187 Alright, bye. 464 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:42,686 Energy runs through this box. 465 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:48,604 It might be enough. 466 00:31:48,646 --> 00:31:52,604 Spirits of the electroverse, find my world and alert 467 00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:56,979 the Paladins of Sydion that their master walks again. 468 00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:03,646 The gem of Praxidice has been taken 469 00:32:03,687 --> 00:32:05,687 by two brainless meat children. 470 00:32:05,729 --> 00:32:08,897 You must attain the gem even if it has to be pried 471 00:32:08,938 --> 00:32:11,229 from their tiny dead hands. 472 00:32:15,022 --> 00:32:16,646 Thanks for having me to stay over 473 00:32:16,687 --> 00:32:18,147 for dinner, Mrs. Hallenbeck. 474 00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:19,646 Glad to have you, Alistair. 475 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,063 Yes, very glad to have you. 476 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,355 Well, I was busy filling in that hole in the backyard, 477 00:32:24,396 --> 00:32:26,272 so unfortunately, Mr. Hallenbeck 478 00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:29,646 had the pleasure of playing master chef tonight. 479 00:32:29,687 --> 00:32:31,687 How great is this chicken, Alistair? 480 00:32:31,729 --> 00:32:33,022 It's my special recipe. 481 00:32:33,063 --> 00:32:36,188 It's, uh... 482 00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:37,897 It's a little tough, Dad. 483 00:32:37,938 --> 00:32:39,313 The microwave will do that. 484 00:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,272 But it sure brings out the flavor. 485 00:32:41,313 --> 00:32:43,230 What did you three maniacs get up to? 486 00:32:43,272 --> 00:32:45,980 We, um... Ow! 487 00:32:46,022 --> 00:32:47,730 We were playing guns in the forest. 488 00:32:47,773 --> 00:32:50,313 Guns? Now that sounds like fun. 489 00:32:50,355 --> 00:32:53,647 Back when I was in the army, we used to play guns all the time. 490 00:32:53,688 --> 00:32:55,730 Except it was called the Iraq War. 491 00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:59,105 We played for keeps. 492 00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:00,688 Meaning I killed people. 493 00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:02,814 Okay, don't listen to GI Joker over here. 494 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:06,313 He's never fired a gun in his life. 495 00:33:06,355 --> 00:33:07,981 - Anyways... - Can me and Alistair 496 00:33:08,023 --> 00:33:09,773 play video games? 497 00:33:09,814 --> 00:33:12,272 Mm-hmm. Just put your plates by the sink, okay, honey? 498 00:33:12,313 --> 00:33:15,106 But, Alistair, games are for nerds. 499 00:33:15,148 --> 00:33:16,688 Wouldn't you rather go in the driveway 500 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:19,856 and throw basketballs at Luke or something? 501 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,981 Oh, uh, yeah, thanks. 502 00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:25,939 But I just really want to play some vids. 503 00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:27,856 Come on, let's go. 504 00:33:30,898 --> 00:33:33,647 Guess I'll play by myself then. 505 00:33:33,688 --> 00:33:35,605 Hey, Mimi. 506 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,606 Can you come back and finish your broccoli? 507 00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:41,148 No, I cannot, because champions don't eat broccoli! 508 00:33:41,189 --> 00:33:44,564 Well, she finished my delicious chicken. 509 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:49,189 And in the end, isn't that all that really matters? 510 00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:51,648 No, she didn't. 511 00:34:01,189 --> 00:34:04,314 And then I heard Kyle put all his pubes in a bag 512 00:34:04,356 --> 00:34:07,024 and sold them to Mason for five bucks. 513 00:34:07,065 --> 00:34:08,689 Isn't that crazy? 514 00:34:08,731 --> 00:34:11,564 Dude, what's he going to do with a bag of pubes? 515 00:34:14,273 --> 00:34:16,940 What the frig are you doing? 516 00:34:16,982 --> 00:34:18,564 - But... - Took you long enough. 517 00:34:18,606 --> 00:34:20,232 I don't have all night. 518 00:34:20,274 --> 00:34:23,606 Time is a false construct that only exists for 519 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:28,149 primitive beings unable to phase into the ninth dimension. 520 00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:30,899 Also I got lost. 521 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:34,689 Mimi, what the heck are you doing? 522 00:34:34,731 --> 00:34:35,982 He can't be here. 523 00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:38,689 He can be wherever I want him to be. 524 00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:39,982 Remember? 525 00:34:40,024 --> 00:34:42,565 Heads up, dumpy butt. 526 00:34:45,107 --> 00:34:46,857 Bulls eye! 527 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:49,274 This reminds me of an ancient torture technique 528 00:34:49,315 --> 00:34:53,357 I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago. 529 00:34:53,399 --> 00:34:56,607 Should I go? 530 00:34:56,649 --> 00:34:58,607 This is getting a little weird. 531 00:34:58,649 --> 00:35:02,025 Those were good people, those worms. 532 00:35:02,065 --> 00:35:06,315 I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques. 533 00:35:06,357 --> 00:35:10,190 Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking dork. 534 00:35:10,232 --> 00:35:14,775 I once used my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia 535 00:35:14,816 --> 00:35:17,191 seduce the moon princess. 536 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:21,233 I can do the same for you if you wish. 537 00:35:22,316 --> 00:35:25,941 You can make him want to chuck basketballs with me. 538 00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:30,150 Alright, I'm going to bounce. Good night, everybody. 539 00:35:30,191 --> 00:35:31,775 Do it. 540 00:35:31,816 --> 00:35:34,858 So be it. 541 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,941 Your wish is my command. 542 00:35:39,275 --> 00:35:41,691 Oh, Jesus! 543 00:35:41,732 --> 00:35:45,858 Greg, what did you do to the microwave? 544 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,566 Cooked a great meal for my family, that's what. 545 00:35:48,608 --> 00:35:49,900 You're welcome. 546 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:53,025 It's totally wrecked. 547 00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:55,566 You're welcome. 548 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:03,108 That's great. 549 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:08,358 Oh, my God. 550 00:36:15,733 --> 00:36:18,650 What did you do to him? 551 00:36:18,691 --> 00:36:21,151 Get away from my kids! 552 00:36:25,901 --> 00:36:28,317 My lucky bat! 553 00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:30,608 Come on! 554 00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:33,359 Greg, what the hell are you doing? 555 00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:35,192 Aaah! 556 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:38,859 You dare stand against me with such a weak excuse for a weapon? 557 00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,651 No, I didn't. She did. She did. 558 00:36:40,692 --> 00:36:42,067 You asshole! 559 00:36:42,109 --> 00:36:46,026 Don't hurt my parents. That's an order. 560 00:36:46,067 --> 00:36:51,609 Um, Mom, dad, I want you to meet my new best pal, 561 00:36:51,651 --> 00:36:54,609 Psycho Goreman, or PG for short. 562 00:36:54,651 --> 00:36:58,151 I don't care what his name is, you need to call the police. 563 00:36:58,192 --> 00:36:59,777 Are you kidding me? 564 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,027 What's a cop going to do against this thing? 565 00:37:02,068 --> 00:37:04,359 - Is he going to kill us? - No way. 566 00:37:04,401 --> 00:37:06,276 PG's a big softy. 567 00:37:06,317 --> 00:37:10,276 He wouldn't hurt anybody. Right, buddy? 568 00:37:11,068 --> 00:37:14,359 My entire existence is built on death and destruction. 569 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,692 I will kill you both. 570 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:19,068 No, no, no, no. No, you won't. 571 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:23,277 PG's just being a goof. He's family now. Don't worry. 572 00:37:23,318 --> 00:37:24,902 Be worried. 573 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,068 When I'm free of your daughter's control, 574 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:29,277 I will bath in your blood. 575 00:37:29,318 --> 00:37:33,027 Ha! PG, you're such a whack job! 576 00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:45,227 I will kill you. 577 00:38:06,693 --> 00:38:09,153 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 578 00:38:09,194 --> 00:38:12,568 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 579 00:38:12,610 --> 00:38:14,735 ♪ Freak all the rest 580 00:38:14,778 --> 00:38:17,693 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 581 00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:23,194 ♪ Freak off 582 00:38:23,236 --> 00:38:25,610 ♪ Freak yourself 583 00:38:30,403 --> 00:38:31,861 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 584 00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:35,735 Hey, asshole! Nice Halloween costume! 585 00:38:36,944 --> 00:38:38,861 ♪ Freak all the rest 586 00:38:38,903 --> 00:38:41,319 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 587 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,194 ♪ Freak off! 588 00:38:44,319 --> 00:38:47,653 ♪ Freak you 589 00:38:47,694 --> 00:38:52,945 ♪ You're not my monster, tell me what to do ♪ 590 00:38:52,986 --> 00:38:55,528 ♪ Freak yourself 591 00:39:06,029 --> 00:39:08,862 ♪ I'm a heckin' mess 592 00:39:08,904 --> 00:39:11,694 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 593 00:39:11,736 --> 00:39:14,195 ♪ Freak all the rest 594 00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:17,904 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 595 00:39:42,237 --> 00:39:45,654 What the fuck, man? 596 00:39:45,695 --> 00:39:48,112 So tomorrow we've got a tight schedule. 597 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:50,945 We're bowling at 10:00, and then a light picnic brunch, 598 00:39:50,987 --> 00:39:52,570 which we'll have to have around noon 599 00:39:52,612 --> 00:39:54,737 so that Mom can take us to the grocery store. 600 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,905 I've set aside four hours for baking 601 00:39:56,946 --> 00:40:01,905 so hopefully that's enough time to bake all 12 cakes. 602 00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:16,529 Wow. 603 00:40:17,196 --> 00:40:19,737 I wish my face could do that. 604 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,529 What do you eat back at home, PG? 605 00:40:21,570 --> 00:40:25,238 Food is not only for sustenance back on Gigax. 606 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,321 It's part of an honor code. 607 00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:32,280 To be eaten is considered a warriors death. 608 00:40:32,321 --> 00:40:37,655 I remember during the battle on the Bridge of Souls. 609 00:40:38,071 --> 00:40:41,238 I've got it. Here's the new plan. 610 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,738 Six hours for baking, 611 00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:47,781 and we push upside down karaoke to Sunday. 612 00:40:47,822 --> 00:40:49,238 Boom! 613 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,071 Does that... Of course it does. 614 00:40:52,113 --> 00:40:56,822 Case closed. Judge Mimi will return after these messages. 615 00:40:59,738 --> 00:41:01,906 Don't mind if I do. 616 00:41:01,947 --> 00:41:04,072 I was going to eat those. 617 00:41:06,613 --> 00:41:08,530 I think you've had enough, fatso. 618 00:41:08,571 --> 00:41:10,989 Champion's got to eat. 619 00:41:11,031 --> 00:41:13,197 So good. 620 00:42:07,739 --> 00:42:11,572 Hello, boy. 621 00:42:11,614 --> 00:42:13,198 What is happening right now? 622 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,198 You have crossed the dream barrier 623 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,240 and are traversing the nightmare realm. 624 00:42:18,282 --> 00:42:23,323 It is here where I am able to communicate with your privately. 625 00:42:23,365 --> 00:42:26,948 Hidden in your dark thoughts. 626 00:42:26,990 --> 00:42:29,323 What do you want? 627 00:42:29,365 --> 00:42:32,198 You know what I want. 628 00:42:34,365 --> 00:42:35,739 The gem. 629 00:42:35,782 --> 00:42:38,990 This sick game must come to an end. 630 00:42:39,032 --> 00:42:42,032 Get it for me so that I can be free. 631 00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:43,907 I can't do that. 632 00:42:43,948 --> 00:42:45,907 Mimi found the gem. 633 00:42:45,948 --> 00:42:47,824 It belongs to her now. 634 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:50,282 Finders keepers, that's the law. 635 00:42:50,323 --> 00:42:53,657 How long before others learn of my awakening 636 00:42:53,698 --> 00:42:57,115 and invade this quiet little planet of yours? 637 00:42:57,157 --> 00:43:01,116 Sooner or later, the gem will be mine. 638 00:43:01,157 --> 00:43:06,532 Help me now, and I might consider sparing your life. 639 00:43:07,158 --> 00:43:08,824 I can't betray my sister like that. 640 00:43:08,866 --> 00:43:13,615 Do you think she would grant you the same courtesy? 641 00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:14,657 No. 642 00:43:14,698 --> 00:43:17,698 I see the way she treats you. 643 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:20,991 These small torments are just the beginning. 644 00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:25,824 How long before she puts her life before yours? 645 00:43:25,866 --> 00:43:30,199 She would never do that. 646 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:33,199 I think. 647 00:43:33,241 --> 00:43:36,740 You know this is the only way. 648 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:41,784 Give me the gem so we can both be free of her madness. 649 00:43:43,033 --> 00:43:46,658 I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it. 650 00:43:46,699 --> 00:43:48,741 It will lead to bad things if I help you. 651 00:43:48,784 --> 00:43:50,909 Fine! 652 00:43:52,741 --> 00:43:55,699 You are stronger than I thought. 653 00:43:55,741 --> 00:43:59,158 But also incredibly stupid. 654 00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:03,574 So... what happens now? 655 00:44:03,616 --> 00:44:07,117 We wait for this dream of yours to conclude. 656 00:44:12,366 --> 00:44:14,075 Okay. 657 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:25,867 Alright, cats, what I'm about to teach you today is confidential. 658 00:44:25,909 --> 00:44:30,575 The government can not, under any circumstances, 659 00:44:30,617 --> 00:44:32,617 find out about this game. 660 00:44:32,659 --> 00:44:34,659 Got it? 661 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,575 Okay, so there's two teams. 662 00:44:36,617 --> 00:44:38,635 Each team starts by throwing their balls as far away... 663 00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,785 So you got to run and get the other teams balls in... 664 00:44:40,825 --> 00:44:43,135 Chuck them at your opponents, the other player throws their 665 00:44:43,159 --> 00:44:45,343 - ball as high as they can... - And then spin around like this. 666 00:44:45,367 --> 00:44:46,910 Each Jumping Jack gives you a point. 667 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:48,629 Then whoever gets hit has to take the ball. 668 00:44:48,659 --> 00:44:50,575 But only while the opposing player is doing... 669 00:44:50,617 --> 00:44:53,700 But there is a special move called the switcheroo. 670 00:44:53,742 --> 00:44:56,826 Which happens when two balls collide in mid air. 671 00:44:56,868 --> 00:45:00,035 And when that happens, whoever punches their opponent first 672 00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:04,617 gets all of the other team's points plus one. 673 00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:08,285 Okay, the game ends when you reach 67 points. 674 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,575 I have no idea what's going on. Do you? 675 00:45:23,035 --> 00:45:24,535 Oh, no. 676 00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:26,617 Get away from the kids! 677 00:45:26,659 --> 00:45:27,868 Right now! 678 00:45:27,910 --> 00:45:29,700 What the hell is that thing? 679 00:45:29,742 --> 00:45:34,035 - Just remember your training. - There's no time. Shoot him! 680 00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:42,160 I should have let those hit you. 681 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:47,743 Hurry up, PG. We don't have all day. 682 00:45:50,701 --> 00:45:54,535 You are protectors of this realm? 683 00:45:54,576 --> 00:45:58,036 I was expecting something a bit more impressive. 684 00:45:58,077 --> 00:46:00,285 Who are you? 685 00:46:00,326 --> 00:46:02,576 Who am I? 686 00:46:02,618 --> 00:46:05,827 Let me show you, law dealer. 687 00:46:19,286 --> 00:46:22,119 Ahh. 688 00:46:22,161 --> 00:46:25,494 I am your master now. 689 00:46:30,202 --> 00:46:32,994 Tell your people darkness has fallen. 690 00:46:33,036 --> 00:46:35,661 Resist the eclipse of my power again 691 00:46:35,702 --> 00:46:37,286 and I will not show you the mercy 692 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:39,994 I've shown your friend. 693 00:46:40,036 --> 00:46:42,577 Run. 694 00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:48,077 Vince, give me the key! 695 00:47:03,327 --> 00:47:07,744 Here, another contestant for your game of nonsense. 696 00:47:10,162 --> 00:47:13,828 PG, now I have to start all over again. 697 00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:15,702 Okay, so there's two teams. 698 00:47:15,744 --> 00:47:17,328 Each team starts by throwing their ball 699 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:20,912 as far away from the other team as possible. 700 00:47:20,953 --> 00:47:22,577 Do you get it? 701 00:47:24,870 --> 00:47:27,078 See, he gets it. 702 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,328 Glad one of you monster boys understands. 703 00:47:30,370 --> 00:47:32,078 That soulless husk is just telling you 704 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,120 what you want to hear. 705 00:47:34,162 --> 00:47:36,995 Whatever, you're dumb, I get it. 706 00:47:37,037 --> 00:47:38,578 Let's play. 707 00:47:42,078 --> 00:47:44,913 Oh, I get Alistair's done for the day. 708 00:47:44,953 --> 00:47:46,745 Bye, Alistair. 709 00:47:46,788 --> 00:47:51,203 I'll be right back, you morons. Don't move. 710 00:47:51,245 --> 00:47:53,120 Are you okay, buddy? 711 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:56,079 Yeah, it's just... 712 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,788 What? 713 00:47:57,829 --> 00:48:01,829 Do you think I'll ever be normal again? 714 00:48:01,871 --> 00:48:05,620 Probably not. But who cares? 715 00:48:05,662 --> 00:48:08,038 I like you just the way you are. 716 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,620 Oh, okay. 717 00:48:12,662 --> 00:48:17,038 Bye, Alistair! You beautiful blob. 718 00:48:20,038 --> 00:48:22,829 So the "F" word works in a lot of different ways. 719 00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:27,121 If you stub your toe, you can be like, "Ow, my frigging toe!" 720 00:48:27,163 --> 00:48:29,204 Or if you see something weird or crazy, 721 00:48:29,246 --> 00:48:31,204 you can be like, "What the frig?" 722 00:48:31,246 --> 00:48:34,121 But the best one is when you're telling someone off. 723 00:48:34,163 --> 00:48:38,079 You can be like... You tell it to them, Luke. 724 00:48:38,121 --> 00:48:43,038 Frig off. 725 00:48:44,038 --> 00:48:45,955 Use that on someone you really hate. 726 00:48:53,621 --> 00:48:57,704 What is this? Some kind of special card? 727 00:48:57,746 --> 00:48:59,039 What is this junk?! 728 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,997 I told you guys to write me love letters 729 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:03,329 telling me how amazing I was! 730 00:49:03,371 --> 00:49:06,579 What a waste of beautiful card. 731 00:49:06,621 --> 00:49:08,955 What is love? 732 00:49:08,997 --> 00:49:14,704 You know, have you ever felt all warm and fuzzy about somebody? 733 00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:16,746 Like when you rip out your enemy's spine 734 00:49:16,789 --> 00:49:18,955 and display it to their grieving family? 735 00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:22,663 No, not... no, not exactly. 736 00:49:22,704 --> 00:49:24,205 Love is... 737 00:49:24,247 --> 00:49:28,039 Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about. 738 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,247 You feel complete. 739 00:49:31,289 --> 00:49:32,890 Even if you didn't think you were missing something 740 00:49:32,914 --> 00:49:34,664 in the first place. 741 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:38,705 All I feel is anger and hate. I will never be whole. 742 00:49:38,747 --> 00:49:42,705 Don't worry about it, PG. Love is for losers anyway. 743 00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:46,790 Oh, yeah? I thought you were so in love with Alistair. 744 00:49:46,831 --> 00:49:48,247 That doesn't count. 745 00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:50,539 We're just friends that are going to get married 746 00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:52,790 and be together forever. 747 00:49:52,831 --> 00:49:54,306 And fight a lot, like mom and dad do. 748 00:49:54,330 --> 00:49:57,123 PG, I don't like the way Luke's making fun of me. 749 00:49:57,165 --> 00:49:59,747 Kill him, please. 750 00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:01,790 No, please! 751 00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:04,956 Stop! 752 00:50:04,998 --> 00:50:07,165 Just kidding! 753 00:50:09,081 --> 00:50:12,331 Your face. You're such a scaredy cat. 754 00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:15,206 And you're just... no! 755 00:50:15,248 --> 00:50:17,915 So close. 756 00:50:17,956 --> 00:50:19,165 That's it! 757 00:50:19,206 --> 00:50:22,123 Now you get to pull the wagon. 758 00:50:35,123 --> 00:50:37,165 Faster, you dog. 759 00:50:56,124 --> 00:50:59,041 Hey, buddy. You're safe now. 760 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:04,540 It was horrible. 761 00:51:04,581 --> 00:51:06,124 His eyes. 762 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:09,207 It's like he was looking into my soul. 763 00:51:09,249 --> 00:51:11,207 And Vince. 764 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:29,624 Excuse me, human. I'm searching for a nameless evil 765 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,791 that was buried here long ago. 766 00:51:31,832 --> 00:51:34,957 He's awoken and has most likely slaughtered 767 00:51:34,999 --> 00:51:37,749 half your people already. 768 00:51:37,792 --> 00:51:39,582 Have you seen him? 769 00:51:39,624 --> 00:51:44,124 No offense, ma'am, but that description is a little vague. 770 00:51:44,166 --> 00:51:47,666 I've seen him! That think that killed Vince! 771 00:51:47,707 --> 00:51:49,142 Emmett O'Brien, didn't you listen to a thing 772 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:51,792 that this poor man says? 773 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:54,125 No. 774 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:57,707 God, you're a dumb ass. 775 00:51:57,749 --> 00:52:02,208 I must find him. Give me everything. 776 00:52:18,707 --> 00:52:21,292 Something's coming. 777 00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:23,792 What? You got to dump? 778 00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:43,793 Welcome back to the land of the living, master. 779 00:52:43,834 --> 00:52:46,667 Spare me the theatrics, Dark Scream. 780 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:47,959 What took you so long? 781 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:49,959 We came as soon as we could, my lord. 782 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,793 Let me be the first to say 783 00:52:51,834 --> 00:52:55,959 that we are all so very glad to see that you're alive. 784 00:52:56,001 --> 00:53:00,708 PG, are these silly little guys your friends? 785 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,583 Why don't you introduce us? 786 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,251 They don't look very friendly. 787 00:53:04,293 --> 00:53:10,126 Ah, yes, Paladins, this is Mimi and... 788 00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:14,334 her brother. 789 00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:16,708 It's Luke. 790 00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:19,543 You should know my name by now. 791 00:53:19,584 --> 00:53:23,209 They are the humans responsible for freeing me. 792 00:53:23,251 --> 00:53:26,209 That's right. You're welcome. 793 00:53:26,251 --> 00:53:29,293 Mimi has the Gem of Praxidice. 794 00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:32,959 Don't worry. She doesn't know how to use it. 795 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:36,001 You may kill them now. 796 00:53:45,543 --> 00:53:48,293 You fool. Why would we do that? 797 00:53:48,334 --> 00:53:50,709 Excuse me? 798 00:53:50,751 --> 00:53:53,668 We like things the way they are now. 799 00:53:58,085 --> 00:54:00,044 You must be joking? 800 00:54:00,085 --> 00:54:02,543 Far from it, master. 801 00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:04,709 We are quite content with running the fifth moon 802 00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:08,085 of Gigax ourselves, sharing the duties equally. 803 00:54:08,127 --> 00:54:10,210 We take turns as the appointed leader 804 00:54:10,252 --> 00:54:12,210 so everyone gets a fair chance. 805 00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:15,626 As you can see, it is currently my turn. 806 00:54:15,668 --> 00:54:19,794 Let me guess, you made a deal with those righteous idiots, 807 00:54:19,835 --> 00:54:21,210 the Templars. 808 00:54:21,252 --> 00:54:22,960 In exchange for your imprisonment, 809 00:54:23,002 --> 00:54:26,710 they agreed to spare us any further inconveniences. 810 00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:30,085 I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has to offer, 811 00:54:30,127 --> 00:54:33,085 and this is how you repay me? 812 00:54:33,127 --> 00:54:35,960 I should have known better. 813 00:54:36,002 --> 00:54:39,044 Except for you, Cassius 3000. 814 00:54:39,085 --> 00:54:40,960 I always knew I couldn't trust you. 815 00:54:41,002 --> 00:54:45,585 Huh, come on. We all knew this day was coming. 816 00:54:45,627 --> 00:54:49,627 So why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy? 817 00:54:49,669 --> 00:54:52,627 Yeah, like a good little boy, yeah. 818 00:54:52,669 --> 00:54:54,710 You imbeciles. 819 00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:57,878 Pandora's crusade will not stop with me. 820 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,795 Her gaze will fall upon your wretched hides soon enough. 821 00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:04,836 Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol 822 00:55:04,878 --> 00:55:07,795 of your own incompetence. 823 00:55:07,836 --> 00:55:09,211 Then we will trade this crown 824 00:55:09,253 --> 00:55:12,128 for one made from your shattered skull. 825 00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,752 Kill him! 826 00:55:13,795 --> 00:55:15,795 PG, you jerk! 827 00:55:15,836 --> 00:55:18,128 Stop right there! 828 00:55:18,170 --> 00:55:21,628 What? No! 829 00:55:21,669 --> 00:55:22,920 What are you doing?! 830 00:55:22,961 --> 00:55:26,211 You told them to kill me! 831 00:55:26,253 --> 00:55:29,086 They're going to kill you instead. 832 00:55:29,128 --> 00:55:31,670 See how you like it. 833 00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:57,545 Ahh. 834 00:55:57,586 --> 00:55:59,962 How long is this going to go on for? 835 00:56:00,004 --> 00:56:01,628 What do you mean? 836 00:56:03,586 --> 00:56:05,711 I mean, shouldn't he apologize or something? 837 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:08,753 No, it's all right. Hey, PG! 838 00:56:08,796 --> 00:56:10,628 - What?! - Apologize. 839 00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:11,879 I'm sorry. 840 00:56:11,921 --> 00:56:13,628 Not good enough. 841 00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:15,546 Let's try this again, but this time, 842 00:56:15,586 --> 00:56:18,171 you got to really mean it. 843 00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:20,796 A ruler never apologizes. 844 00:56:20,837 --> 00:56:23,254 It's a betrayal of everything I stand for. 845 00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:26,004 I would die... Aah! 846 00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:27,962 Yes, scream for me. 847 00:56:28,004 --> 00:56:31,212 Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology, 848 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:33,046 that's your problem. 849 00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:35,880 Come on, Luke. We go. 850 00:56:35,921 --> 00:56:38,629 Wait! 851 00:56:38,671 --> 00:56:40,087 Wait. 852 00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:43,712 Yeah, do you have something you'd like to say? 853 00:56:45,254 --> 00:56:48,754 I am truly sorry, little creature. 854 00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:55,088 Great. Apology accepted. 855 00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:57,504 Now, was that so hard? 856 00:56:57,546 --> 00:57:00,005 Go get them, dude. 857 00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:23,754 Yes! 858 00:57:25,005 --> 00:57:26,755 Ha-ha! 859 00:57:44,881 --> 00:57:46,588 Oh, my... 860 00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:17,548 Taste of my magic, witch master. 861 00:58:25,631 --> 00:58:27,131 No way, lady. 862 00:58:27,173 --> 00:58:29,506 You chose this, now live with the consequences. 863 00:58:56,631 --> 00:58:59,631 Please spare me. 864 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,631 Look into the pool and see the horror that dwells 865 00:59:12,673 --> 00:59:15,007 inside true darkness. 866 00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:20,674 Do you see? That's where real darkness lies. 867 00:59:20,714 --> 00:59:23,090 Within ourselves. 868 00:59:23,132 --> 00:59:27,174 I... understand now. 869 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,507 Good. 870 00:59:43,215 --> 00:59:47,174 Maybe in the afterlife you can be crowned the king of fools. 871 00:59:47,215 --> 00:59:48,715 Gloat all you want. 872 00:59:48,757 --> 00:59:50,757 Soon enough the Templars will find you. 873 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,966 And throw you back in your dark prison forever. 874 00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:58,008 Despite being a gibbering idiot, you fought honorably. 875 00:59:58,050 --> 01:00:02,216 So I will give you a warriors death. 876 01:00:02,258 --> 01:00:03,800 No, please. 877 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,633 The horrors you've just witnessed cannot be unseen. 878 01:00:29,675 --> 01:00:31,758 Your young minds will carry this 879 01:00:31,801 --> 01:00:35,258 until it consumes you in a miserable death. 880 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:38,133 Cool. 881 01:00:38,175 --> 01:00:40,175 Can we go home now? 882 01:00:40,216 --> 01:00:41,967 Yes. 883 01:00:42,009 --> 01:00:44,508 It's time to rest. 884 01:00:47,842 --> 01:00:51,092 PG, what's wrong? 885 01:00:51,134 --> 01:00:52,633 I'm dying. 886 01:00:52,675 --> 01:00:54,009 - What?! - What?! 887 01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:55,675 Of course. 888 01:00:55,716 --> 01:00:57,842 They must have saved my blood from the battle 889 01:00:57,884 --> 01:01:00,633 of the zone keepers and cursed their blades with it. 890 01:01:02,134 --> 01:01:04,217 Clever move, Dark Scream. 891 01:01:04,259 --> 01:01:06,716 We can't move him ourselves. 892 01:01:06,758 --> 01:01:07,926 We need to call for help. 893 01:01:07,967 --> 01:01:09,633 Great idea, dingus! 894 01:01:09,675 --> 01:01:11,509 How are we going to do that?! 895 01:01:11,551 --> 01:01:14,092 Well, I don't know, cowboy cat, 896 01:01:14,134 --> 01:01:17,176 what is the difference between a saddle and a can of paint? 897 01:01:17,217 --> 01:01:21,592 - You're going to love this one. - What is this? What is that? 898 01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:24,717 Oh, yeah. I bought a new TV. 899 01:01:24,759 --> 01:01:26,778 In other news, I'm going to take a couple of weeks off work 900 01:01:26,802 --> 01:01:28,176 till my hand can heal completely. 901 01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:30,134 So you might want to pick up a few extra shifts 902 01:01:30,176 --> 01:01:31,843 at the pharmacy. 903 01:01:31,885 --> 01:01:34,509 You dumped me for this beauty. 904 01:01:34,551 --> 01:01:37,301 - No! - Hey. What the frig? 905 01:01:37,342 --> 01:01:39,634 Maybe you should pull up your pants, huh? 906 01:01:39,676 --> 01:01:42,134 Just hike them up, pack up your precious TV, 907 01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:44,010 get your lazy ass out of this house. 908 01:01:44,052 --> 01:01:46,467 Lazy? 909 01:01:46,509 --> 01:01:48,717 How dare you! 910 01:01:48,759 --> 01:01:50,634 You know how much I hate that word. 911 01:01:50,676 --> 01:01:53,093 My parents used it, my teachers used it. 912 01:01:53,135 --> 01:01:54,927 And now you? 913 01:01:54,968 --> 01:01:56,927 Shame on you, Susan. 914 01:01:56,968 --> 01:01:59,509 You're better than that. 915 01:01:59,551 --> 01:02:01,634 You know what I hate, Greg? 916 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:05,135 I hate how you will find any excuse you can 917 01:02:05,177 --> 01:02:07,676 not to go to work, help with the kids, 918 01:02:07,717 --> 01:02:10,802 do anything whatsoever around the house. 919 01:02:10,843 --> 01:02:13,968 Oh, I don't do a damn thing, huh? 920 01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:16,635 Let's have it. What do you do, huh? 921 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,510 I'm waiting. 922 01:02:25,552 --> 01:02:27,510 Oh, you think you're frigging better than me, huh? 923 01:02:27,552 --> 01:02:29,552 You think you're frigging better than me, huh? 924 01:02:29,593 --> 01:02:31,468 Well I have a BA in English. 925 01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:32,886 What have you done with your life? 926 01:02:32,928 --> 01:02:36,052 Huh? What have you done with your life? 927 01:02:36,093 --> 01:02:38,135 I ask you. 928 01:03:00,844 --> 01:03:02,136 Find me! 929 01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:04,886 Find me or you all die! 930 01:03:04,928 --> 01:03:12,760 Aaaah! 931 01:03:16,969 --> 01:03:18,969 What the frig?! 932 01:03:21,594 --> 01:03:23,803 Where am I going? 933 01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:30,011 The ravine near highway 11 and Ryerson Avenue! 934 01:03:30,053 --> 01:03:31,594 Aaah! 935 01:03:33,594 --> 01:03:35,469 Oh! Oh! 936 01:03:40,219 --> 01:03:42,594 I don't know where that is. 937 01:03:42,636 --> 01:03:44,095 Aaaah! 938 01:03:44,136 --> 01:03:45,636 Go south of Prescott Road 939 01:03:45,678 --> 01:03:48,179 until you reach the second set of lights! 940 01:03:48,219 --> 01:03:50,719 Go! 941 01:03:50,761 --> 01:03:52,095 - Come on! - Hurry! 942 01:03:52,137 --> 01:03:55,678 Over here! Go faster! 943 01:03:55,719 --> 01:03:57,095 Right here! 944 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,179 No, no, no. 945 01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:01,469 Aaah! 946 01:04:04,804 --> 01:04:06,719 I'm sorry, PG. 947 01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:09,512 You should be. This is all your doing. 948 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:12,887 Could you move over and make room for my wagon please? 949 01:04:20,054 --> 01:04:22,554 Thanks, bud. 950 01:04:25,179 --> 01:04:27,637 You think I'm lazy, PG? 951 01:05:12,138 --> 01:05:14,513 Who's mom talking to? 952 01:05:14,555 --> 01:05:17,720 Kids, kids get out of the truck and come inside. 953 01:05:17,762 --> 01:05:19,555 Why? Who's the skirt? 954 01:05:19,596 --> 01:05:21,072 She needs to talk to your friend, okay? 955 01:05:21,096 --> 01:05:23,180 It isn't safe out here. 956 01:05:23,221 --> 01:05:25,055 Come, children. 957 01:05:25,096 --> 01:05:29,096 You don't want to be anywhere near that... thing. 958 01:05:29,138 --> 01:05:31,096 Pandora. 959 01:05:31,138 --> 01:05:35,096 I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again. 960 01:05:35,138 --> 01:05:38,096 Immaculate timing as always. 961 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:40,972 Drop the disguise and show these humans the face 962 01:05:41,014 --> 01:05:43,263 they will bow to once you enslave them 963 01:05:43,305 --> 01:05:45,763 into endless servitude. 964 01:05:45,806 --> 01:05:47,097 Endless servitude? 965 01:05:47,139 --> 01:05:50,056 Sounds like being married to you, Susan. 966 01:05:50,097 --> 01:05:52,181 Greg, shut up and get out of the truck. 967 01:05:52,222 --> 01:05:53,931 Kids, come inside, okay? 968 01:05:53,972 --> 01:05:56,097 Let these two figure their shit out. 969 01:05:56,139 --> 01:05:58,721 Dad, don't. 970 01:05:58,763 --> 01:06:00,721 Just do what she says, child. 971 01:06:00,763 --> 01:06:01,847 I will not ask you again. 972 01:06:01,889 --> 01:06:03,680 Uh, excuse me? 973 01:06:03,721 --> 01:06:07,056 You don't talk to me like that. 974 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:09,596 Luke, here's my idea. 975 01:06:09,638 --> 01:06:12,721 You go beat her up, and we'll drive away. 976 01:06:12,763 --> 01:06:14,763 She doesn't look that tough. 977 01:06:14,806 --> 01:06:17,806 Do not let her weak human skin fool you. 978 01:06:17,847 --> 01:06:20,847 She will strike you down immediately. 979 01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:23,972 Good to know. Thanks, PG. Luke, beat her up. 980 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:25,764 But PG just said... 981 01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:29,056 Shut up, your wiener, and go fight her like a hero! 982 01:06:29,097 --> 01:06:31,222 Do it now! 983 01:06:34,472 --> 01:06:35,890 You know what, Mimi? 984 01:06:35,932 --> 01:06:38,597 I can't. I just can't. 985 01:06:38,639 --> 01:06:40,932 You go beat up that lady right now! 986 01:06:40,973 --> 01:06:43,514 I'll bash her brains if you don't. 987 01:06:43,556 --> 01:06:46,057 This has gone too far. I've had enough. 988 01:06:46,098 --> 01:06:47,848 You can't push me around anymore. 989 01:06:47,890 --> 01:06:51,057 Fine! Then you're out of the band! 990 01:06:51,098 --> 01:06:53,597 Greg, for once in your lazy ass life, 991 01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:55,597 you don't actually have to do anything, okay? 992 01:06:55,639 --> 01:06:58,890 Just get out of the truck and come inside. 993 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:15,598 How's this for lazy, Susan? 994 01:07:17,098 --> 01:07:18,640 Greg. 995 01:07:18,682 --> 01:07:20,890 Hang on, kiddo. 996 01:07:20,932 --> 01:07:24,932 Greg, don't even thing about it! 997 01:07:24,973 --> 01:07:28,473 Bye! 998 01:07:33,307 --> 01:07:36,473 We must act fast before he's able to regenerate. 999 01:07:36,515 --> 01:07:38,640 This beast will consume all the light in the universe 1000 01:07:38,682 --> 01:07:39,933 if we don't stop him. 1001 01:07:39,974 --> 01:07:42,765 Okay. So what do we do? 1002 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:44,974 Follow me. 1003 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,141 Slowly, slowly. 1004 01:07:51,266 --> 01:07:54,682 Gonna wrap you up, okay, PG? 1005 01:07:55,224 --> 01:07:59,557 I feel my life slipping away. 1006 01:07:59,598 --> 01:08:01,891 Stay with me, PG. 1007 01:08:01,933 --> 01:08:03,598 I'm not going to let you go. 1008 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,099 There's only one remedy for this curse. 1009 01:08:07,141 --> 01:08:10,058 You must give me the gem. 1010 01:08:10,099 --> 01:08:12,099 What? 1011 01:08:12,141 --> 01:08:15,723 No, no, you'll kill everybody. 1012 01:08:15,765 --> 01:08:18,058 It's the only way. 1013 01:08:18,099 --> 01:08:20,474 The gem is linked to my life force. 1014 01:08:20,516 --> 01:08:25,558 Once it's in my possession, I will regain my strength. 1015 01:08:30,599 --> 01:08:31,892 Excuse me. 1016 01:08:31,934 --> 01:08:33,975 Mr. Goreman. 1017 01:08:36,099 --> 01:08:38,683 Can I get a moment alone with my daughter, please? 1018 01:08:41,474 --> 01:08:43,683 Thank you. 1019 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,184 How you doing? 1020 01:08:58,225 --> 01:09:00,724 Dad, I'm sacred. 1021 01:09:00,766 --> 01:09:03,017 I don't know what to do. 1022 01:09:03,059 --> 01:09:06,017 First off, that's a lie. 1023 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,659 I know for a fact you've never been scared 1024 01:09:07,683 --> 01:09:09,850 of anything in your life. 1025 01:09:09,892 --> 01:09:13,059 That's true. 1026 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:19,517 Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad. 1027 01:09:19,559 --> 01:09:21,934 But I still have some dad wisdom for you. 1028 01:09:23,851 --> 01:09:28,100 When I was your age, a weird guy in a van outside my school asked 1029 01:09:28,142 --> 01:09:30,893 if I wanted to see his baseball cards. 1030 01:09:30,935 --> 01:09:32,725 I said yes without thinking. 1031 01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:34,893 And he took me in the back of his van 1032 01:09:34,935 --> 01:09:38,767 and showed me his giant collection 1033 01:09:38,810 --> 01:09:42,642 of pristine baseball cards. 1034 01:09:42,684 --> 01:09:44,767 I had a lot of fun. 1035 01:09:44,810 --> 01:09:48,101 And I'm thankful I put my trust in that creepy weirdo. 1036 01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:54,517 So I think you should trust your weird murdering monster friend. 1037 01:09:54,559 --> 01:09:56,767 It's the grown up thing to do. 1038 01:09:59,143 --> 01:10:02,268 Thanks, Dad. That makes a lot of sense. 1039 01:10:02,310 --> 01:10:04,143 No problem, kiddo. 1040 01:10:04,185 --> 01:10:06,560 I need a bit of a think. 1041 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,018 I'll be in my office if you need me. 1042 01:10:15,767 --> 01:10:18,601 Your partner made a very poor choice taking the evil one 1043 01:10:18,643 --> 01:10:20,768 from us. 1044 01:10:32,894 --> 01:10:35,936 Oh, wow! 1045 01:10:35,977 --> 01:10:38,226 My mistake was letting him live. 1046 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:41,811 It was selfish of me to want him to suffer forever. 1047 01:10:41,852 --> 01:10:45,061 I won't make that mistake again. 1048 01:10:45,102 --> 01:10:47,560 Drink it. 1049 01:10:47,601 --> 01:10:49,685 It's time for you to stand beside me 1050 01:10:49,726 --> 01:10:52,894 and right the wrongs of this universe. 1051 01:10:52,936 --> 01:10:54,768 I'll drink that. 1052 01:11:01,936 --> 01:11:03,726 Is it gross? 1053 01:11:11,686 --> 01:11:13,561 The final battle has begun. 1054 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:17,186 The fate of the universe rests in Pandora's hands. 1055 01:11:18,561 --> 01:11:19,936 And what if she fails? 1056 01:11:19,977 --> 01:11:21,894 Then there will be no stopping him. 1057 01:11:21,936 --> 01:11:24,186 She is our last hope. 1058 01:11:24,227 --> 01:11:28,644 Stop hogging these blugels. They're for everyone. 1059 01:11:32,269 --> 01:11:35,602 Pass those blugels. 1060 01:11:52,686 --> 01:11:54,769 Hi, God. 1061 01:11:54,812 --> 01:11:57,644 Now, I know I don't do all the goody two-shoes stuff 1062 01:11:57,686 --> 01:12:02,145 you say everybody should do, but I can't help it. 1063 01:12:02,187 --> 01:12:05,145 And I'll do whatever the heck I want, okay? 1064 01:12:06,812 --> 01:12:09,562 Anyways, I need your advice. 1065 01:12:09,603 --> 01:12:13,978 A huge battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down. 1066 01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:17,020 And I have a very big decision to make. 1067 01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:23,770 What shades should I wear? 1068 01:12:23,813 --> 01:12:25,728 That's a trick question. 1069 01:12:25,770 --> 01:12:28,562 I know I'm going to wear the zebra ones. 1070 01:12:28,603 --> 01:12:32,979 In conclusion, why am I even talking to you? 1071 01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:37,645 There's a new God in town, and his name is Psycho Goreman. 1072 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,478 And he's coming for you, buddy. 1073 01:12:48,229 --> 01:12:51,603 So this TV won't stop bleeding. 1074 01:12:51,645 --> 01:12:53,979 Okay, here's the deal, man. 1075 01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:57,063 I'll give you the gem so you can kill that mean lady. 1076 01:12:57,104 --> 01:13:00,687 But you have to promise that you won't kill us, okay? 1077 01:13:00,728 --> 01:13:03,728 I will not kill you, little creature. 1078 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:05,563 Or your family of idiots. 1079 01:13:05,604 --> 01:13:08,021 Do you mean it? 1080 01:13:08,063 --> 01:13:10,021 Yes. 1081 01:13:11,938 --> 01:13:13,914 Wait, what about telling him not to kill everybody else 1082 01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:15,813 on the planet? 1083 01:13:15,854 --> 01:13:19,188 Oh, yeah. Oops. 1084 01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:22,646 Oops is right. 1085 01:13:22,688 --> 01:13:24,104 Oh, crud. 1086 01:13:24,146 --> 01:13:27,688 What? Where's the gem? 1087 01:13:42,271 --> 01:13:45,022 Your time is up, evil one. 1088 01:13:45,064 --> 01:13:47,230 Oh, man! Get out of here, lady! 1089 01:13:47,272 --> 01:13:50,064 Step aside, Mimi! 1090 01:13:51,855 --> 01:13:54,855 Mom? 1091 01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:56,729 Susan? 1092 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:03,897 - Hi. - Shut up, thief. 1093 01:14:03,939 --> 01:14:06,064 Just walk away, child. 1094 01:14:06,105 --> 01:14:10,189 It's time I rid the universe of this cursed thing. 1095 01:14:10,230 --> 01:14:11,897 Give me the gem, boy. 1096 01:14:11,939 --> 01:14:14,689 No, not until my family is safe. 1097 01:14:14,730 --> 01:14:16,147 That's the deal. 1098 01:14:16,189 --> 01:14:18,147 You don't get it. 1099 01:14:18,189 --> 01:14:19,772 Do you, lady? 1100 01:14:19,815 --> 01:14:22,898 Nobody tells me what to do. 1101 01:14:22,939 --> 01:14:26,940 Not you, not her, not him. 1102 01:14:26,981 --> 01:14:28,689 Yeah. 1103 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:31,647 Not the president. Not anybody! 1104 01:14:31,689 --> 01:14:33,730 Mimi, this is serious! 1105 01:14:33,772 --> 01:14:35,189 Stop it right now! 1106 01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:37,522 Never, ever, ever! 1107 01:14:37,564 --> 01:14:39,480 That's some good parenting, honey. 1108 01:14:39,522 --> 01:14:41,647 I wish I could help. 1109 01:14:41,689 --> 01:14:45,023 I'm just too damn lazy. 1110 01:14:45,065 --> 01:14:47,564 You! 1111 01:14:47,605 --> 01:14:49,106 Whoa. 1112 01:14:49,148 --> 01:14:51,190 Susan. 1113 01:14:51,231 --> 01:14:52,772 Think about what you're doing here. 1114 01:14:52,815 --> 01:14:53,815 Hey. 1115 01:14:53,856 --> 01:14:55,106 Aaaah! 1116 01:14:55,148 --> 01:14:56,815 Mimi, stop! 1117 01:14:56,856 --> 01:14:59,730 Shut up, you fat traitor! 1118 01:15:05,981 --> 01:15:09,148 Killing me won't bring back the thousands of warriors 1119 01:15:09,190 --> 01:15:11,690 I've massacred with my bare hands. 1120 01:15:11,731 --> 01:15:15,856 No, but ending you will light a new dawn for my people. 1121 01:15:15,898 --> 01:15:19,773 And I shall lead the galaxy toward a bright future, 1122 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:23,773 built on a law and order of the Templars. 1123 01:15:24,523 --> 01:15:29,440 Go, Pandora! I believe in you. I've always believed in you. 1124 01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:36,273 Just couldn't stay away from the TV, could you, Greg? 1125 01:15:36,315 --> 01:15:39,107 Susan, I would still forgive you for this 1126 01:15:39,149 --> 01:15:41,690 if you stopped right now. 1127 01:15:42,941 --> 01:15:44,731 I'll go to therapy now if you want, 1128 01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:47,941 if you still want to do that. If that's what you still want. 1129 01:15:55,606 --> 01:15:57,982 Come on, yes! 1130 01:15:58,024 --> 01:15:59,149 Die! 1131 01:15:59,191 --> 01:16:01,066 Please. Don't. 1132 01:16:01,107 --> 01:16:04,191 I've been doing a lot of thinking, Greg. 1133 01:16:09,191 --> 01:16:13,816 I think you're the cause of all the headaches in my life. 1134 01:16:14,982 --> 01:16:18,858 And I think it's payback time! 1135 01:16:18,899 --> 01:16:22,232 Susan, you're choking me. 1136 01:16:22,274 --> 01:16:25,817 Give me the gem. Don't make me use this, bro. 1137 01:16:25,858 --> 01:16:28,441 It's just like Dad said. 1138 01:16:28,482 --> 01:16:32,524 People are the real monsters. 1139 01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:35,108 And you're one of them. 1140 01:16:42,691 --> 01:16:44,732 Is it not part of the Templar code 1141 01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:49,983 to allow a defeated foe one last chance for battle, if requested? 1142 01:16:50,025 --> 01:16:53,150 The Templar code says lots of things. 1143 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:57,108 You are weak, and we have the gem. 1144 01:16:57,150 --> 01:17:00,233 There is no way you could defeat me in battle. 1145 01:17:00,275 --> 01:17:04,025 I do not request hand-to-hand combat. 1146 01:17:04,067 --> 01:17:07,608 If you are truly the warrior you claim to be, 1147 01:17:07,650 --> 01:17:10,608 you will honor this request. 1148 01:17:18,483 --> 01:17:20,692 Name your contest. 1149 01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:24,692 I will defeat you no matter the circumstance. 1150 01:17:31,650 --> 01:17:33,859 Mimi! 1151 01:17:33,901 --> 01:17:36,068 Huh? 1152 01:17:38,943 --> 01:17:41,151 You will decide the contest. 1153 01:17:45,068 --> 01:17:48,943 Okay, you three will be Team Suck. 1154 01:17:48,984 --> 01:17:51,608 You two plus me will be Team Hero. 1155 01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:54,608 If Team Hero wins, we get the gem. 1156 01:17:54,650 --> 01:17:59,026 And if Team Suck wins, you can have PG. 1157 01:17:59,068 --> 01:18:00,608 Got it? 1158 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:03,443 Could you explain the switcheroo part again? 1159 01:18:03,484 --> 01:18:06,151 Nope. Should have paid attention. 1160 01:18:06,193 --> 01:18:08,901 Okay, chumps, let's do this. 1161 01:18:11,901 --> 01:18:14,109 Ready... 1162 01:18:16,651 --> 01:18:18,693 Set... 1163 01:18:18,734 --> 01:18:21,734 Still love you, Susan. 1164 01:18:21,776 --> 01:18:24,776 - Crazy Ball! - Crazy Ball! 1165 01:18:37,776 --> 01:18:39,776 Ow! 1166 01:18:46,734 --> 01:18:49,985 I don't understand sports. 1167 01:18:50,027 --> 01:18:51,902 No. 1168 01:18:55,609 --> 01:18:57,568 Quick! 1169 01:18:57,609 --> 01:18:58,985 Do Jumping Jacks! 1170 01:18:59,027 --> 01:19:00,902 Crazy Ball. Crazy Ball. 1171 01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:02,086 What are Jumping Jacks again? 1172 01:19:02,110 --> 01:19:04,152 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1173 01:19:04,194 --> 01:19:06,944 Where are your gods tonight now, Pandora? 1174 01:19:09,694 --> 01:19:12,069 Aah! 1175 01:19:14,944 --> 01:19:16,902 Yeah! 1176 01:19:22,277 --> 01:19:25,569 I win butt bonus. 1177 01:19:28,610 --> 01:19:30,527 66 points. 1178 01:19:30,569 --> 01:19:32,861 One more point and Team Suck wins. 1179 01:19:32,903 --> 01:19:34,569 Dream on, back stabber. 1180 01:19:34,610 --> 01:19:38,111 This is for the time you made me eat my own sand castle. 1181 01:19:38,153 --> 01:19:39,903 I was helping you! 1182 01:19:39,945 --> 01:19:44,485 Now that beautiful sand castle will be with you forever! 1183 01:19:44,527 --> 01:19:48,652 I was so sick I had to miss a week of school. 1184 01:19:48,694 --> 01:19:50,986 You're welcome! 1185 01:19:56,986 --> 01:19:59,652 The switcheroo. 1186 01:20:01,236 --> 01:20:04,028 If they get the switcheroo, they'll win! 1187 01:20:04,070 --> 01:20:07,445 Oh, this game is complete nonsense. 1188 01:20:10,861 --> 01:20:14,486 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1189 01:20:14,528 --> 01:20:18,611 Dumb dumb chuck, here we go! 1190 01:20:27,278 --> 01:20:29,445 Yes! 1191 01:20:29,486 --> 01:20:31,611 I win again. 1192 01:20:31,653 --> 01:20:33,403 We win! 1193 01:20:35,904 --> 01:20:38,528 Aaah! 1194 01:20:38,570 --> 01:20:41,736 How does failure taste, Pandora? 1195 01:20:43,695 --> 01:20:45,653 Now give me the gem. 1196 01:20:45,695 --> 01:20:48,071 I will humor this no longer. 1197 01:20:51,946 --> 01:20:53,862 No way! 1198 01:20:56,653 --> 01:20:58,112 What are you doing?! 1199 01:20:58,154 --> 01:21:00,071 The beast must die! 1200 01:21:00,112 --> 01:21:01,778 Mimi, get out! 1201 01:21:01,821 --> 01:21:03,112 No! 1202 01:21:03,154 --> 01:21:05,071 I'll protect you, PG. 1203 01:21:05,112 --> 01:21:07,571 Aaah! 1204 01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:10,154 Luke, give me the gem! 1205 01:21:10,196 --> 01:21:13,696 Please throw it to me, you dork! 1206 01:21:17,946 --> 01:21:20,696 I don't know. 1207 01:21:20,737 --> 01:21:24,696 You're always so mean to me, and I just wish that you would 1208 01:21:24,737 --> 01:21:27,905 say you were sorry for once. 1209 01:21:29,154 --> 01:21:31,072 And I'm always there for you when you need me, 1210 01:21:31,113 --> 01:21:33,612 but I thought we were a team. 1211 01:21:33,654 --> 01:21:36,446 And you're always beating me up and calling me names. 1212 01:21:36,487 --> 01:21:40,155 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 1213 01:21:40,197 --> 01:21:44,571 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1214 01:21:44,612 --> 01:21:47,947 ♪ Frig all the rest 1215 01:21:47,988 --> 01:21:51,113 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1216 01:21:52,654 --> 01:21:56,197 ♪ I'm the hecking best 1217 01:21:56,238 --> 01:22:00,447 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1218 01:22:00,488 --> 01:22:02,072 What is this? 1219 01:22:02,113 --> 01:22:04,113 Is this love? 1220 01:22:04,155 --> 01:22:06,113 Yes, silly. 1221 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:09,488 Sing along. 1222 01:22:09,530 --> 01:22:13,447 ♪ Frig off 1223 01:22:13,488 --> 01:22:17,072 ♪ Frig you 1224 01:22:17,113 --> 01:22:19,655 ♪ You're not my boss 1225 01:22:19,697 --> 01:22:23,530 ♪ You don't tell me what to do 1226 01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:29,572 ♪ Frig off 1227 01:22:29,613 --> 01:22:31,948 ♪ Frig you 1228 01:22:33,948 --> 01:22:36,114 ♪ You're not my boss 1229 01:22:36,156 --> 01:22:40,405 ♪ You don't tell me what do 1230 01:22:44,697 --> 01:22:46,780 Frig yourself. 1231 01:22:52,156 --> 01:22:56,448 You are not worthy of the gifts I have bestowed upon you. 1232 01:23:01,780 --> 01:23:03,489 Susan? 1233 01:23:05,698 --> 01:23:08,906 Greg. 1234 01:23:08,948 --> 01:23:10,531 Hey. 1235 01:23:10,573 --> 01:23:14,573 Yeah, you need to take me to the hospital, okay? 1236 01:23:14,614 --> 01:23:18,656 I can't feel my hand. I think it might be broken. 1237 01:23:18,698 --> 01:23:20,198 Luke, can you drive? 1238 01:23:20,239 --> 01:23:25,698 - No. - The judgment is... 1239 01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:27,907 death. 1240 01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:35,074 You're toast now, you big metal moron. 1241 01:23:45,614 --> 01:23:47,614 Even with your powers restored, 1242 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:50,824 how can you expect to defeat my holy blade? 1243 01:23:50,865 --> 01:23:53,949 You are defenseless against me. 1244 01:23:53,990 --> 01:23:56,739 Then I'll make my own. 1245 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:43,116 You'll not stand between me and my holy destiny. 1246 01:24:45,075 --> 01:24:47,075 Frig off. 1247 01:25:06,908 --> 01:25:09,033 I'm not going to say it. 1248 01:25:09,075 --> 01:25:10,991 But I have something to tell you. 1249 01:25:48,117 --> 01:25:51,616 Not my hunky boys! 1250 01:25:51,658 --> 01:25:54,159 Aaaah! 1251 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,576 You have no idea what you've done. 1252 01:26:06,617 --> 01:26:09,451 The universe as you know it is finished. 1253 01:26:10,742 --> 01:26:13,534 Thank you. 1254 01:26:13,576 --> 01:26:14,868 I'm proud of you guys. 1255 01:26:14,910 --> 01:26:17,701 Finish me, nameless one. 1256 01:26:17,742 --> 01:26:20,701 Get this over with so that I can be at peace. 1257 01:26:20,742 --> 01:26:23,159 There will never be peace for you. 1258 01:26:23,201 --> 01:26:24,993 I've been to the after world, 1259 01:26:25,035 --> 01:26:29,742 and it's a place where fools like you suffer the worst. 1260 01:26:29,784 --> 01:26:32,451 And my name is... 1261 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:35,077 Psycho Goreman. 1262 01:26:37,868 --> 01:26:40,035 That's a beautiful name. 1263 01:26:40,077 --> 01:26:41,827 You fought with honor. 1264 01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:44,910 It's only fitting I give you a warriors death. 1265 01:26:44,952 --> 01:26:47,202 No, not that! 1266 01:26:47,243 --> 01:26:49,493 No! 1267 01:26:49,535 --> 01:26:51,077 - Let's go. - Oh, no. 1268 01:26:51,118 --> 01:26:52,535 What is he doing? 1269 01:26:52,577 --> 01:26:54,410 Oh, you don't want to see this. 1270 01:27:03,618 --> 01:27:07,660 You know, I remember when this used to be a shoe factory. 1271 01:27:18,077 --> 01:27:21,577 Delicious. 1272 01:27:21,618 --> 01:27:23,660 Well, what now? 1273 01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:26,618 Now I will do what I was meant to do... 1274 01:27:26,660 --> 01:27:28,410 Destroy everything. 1275 01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:31,618 The age of chaos begins anew. 1276 01:27:31,660 --> 01:27:36,119 Yes, and? 1277 01:27:36,161 --> 01:27:39,410 And I will spare your lives. 1278 01:27:47,119 --> 01:27:49,702 Take it. 1279 01:27:49,743 --> 01:27:51,119 Really? 1280 01:27:51,161 --> 01:27:54,994 I don't need it anymore, little one. 1281 01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:58,828 For the first time in centuries I feel whole. 1282 01:27:58,869 --> 01:28:01,703 Thanks to your family, I now know that true power 1283 01:28:01,744 --> 01:28:04,453 comes from within. 1284 01:28:04,494 --> 01:28:07,036 The power of love. 1285 01:28:07,078 --> 01:28:08,744 What? 1286 01:28:08,786 --> 01:28:10,578 Goodbye, Mimi. 1287 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:15,036 Goodbye, Greg and Susan and... 1288 01:28:15,078 --> 01:28:17,703 boy. 1289 01:28:17,744 --> 01:28:20,829 It's time for me to take this new found power 1290 01:28:20,870 --> 01:28:24,411 and use it to destroy the galaxy. 1291 01:28:28,744 --> 01:28:31,079 PG, wait! 1292 01:29:08,162 --> 01:29:12,704 Well, we learned a lot today. 1293 01:29:12,745 --> 01:29:14,913 About what? 1294 01:29:16,579 --> 01:29:19,454 Okay, okay, let's go to the hospital. 1295 01:29:19,495 --> 01:29:24,454 Okay, Greg, come on. Come. This way. 1296 01:29:24,495 --> 01:29:26,412 Whoa, okay. 1297 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:48,038 Chaos has erupted in downtown Spangler Springs 1298 01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:50,538 as police are powerless to stop the rampage 1299 01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:54,080 of what can only be described as a giant naked purple man. 1300 01:29:54,121 --> 01:29:57,080 Alistair, come on it's time for dinner. 1301 01:30:48,956 --> 01:30:53,164 ♪ Two heads, one heart 1302 01:30:53,206 --> 01:30:57,497 ♪ Every reason to bite 1303 01:30:57,539 --> 01:31:01,914 ♪ He fights for justice, redemption, and love ♪ 1304 01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:06,789 ♪ He will stop till he bathes in their blood ♪ 1305 01:31:35,456 --> 01:31:38,998 He doesn't know how to find us, does he? 1306 01:31:41,123 --> 01:31:46,040 Right. Well, luckily, Cortex has a plan B. 1307 01:31:47,789 --> 01:31:51,040 There's always a way out. 1308 01:31:51,082 --> 01:31:55,540 So who wants to kill themselves first? 1309 01:32:05,582 --> 01:32:07,707 ♪ A nameless evil once buried forever ♪ 1310 01:32:07,748 --> 01:32:10,040 ♪ Now he's awake, and he's ready for terror ♪ 1311 01:32:10,082 --> 01:32:11,998 ♪ But hold up, wait, there's a catch ♪ 1312 01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:14,582 ♪ This kid Mimi has a plan to hatch ♪ 1313 01:32:14,623 --> 01:32:16,707 ♪ With the magic, she has the power ♪ 1314 01:32:16,748 --> 01:32:18,999 ♪ The monster's her friend, it's her finest hour ♪ 1315 01:32:19,041 --> 01:32:21,100 ♪ They'll go adventures, cause all kinds of trouble ♪ 1316 01:32:21,124 --> 01:32:23,665 ♪ Blow up the world and dance on the rubble ♪ 1317 01:32:23,707 --> 01:32:25,790 ♪ First he needs a name 1318 01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:27,999 ♪ Something cool, it can't be lame ♪ 1319 01:32:28,041 --> 01:32:30,166 ♪ That's when it struck her so cool and so mean ♪ 1320 01:32:30,208 --> 01:32:33,041 ♪ The monster will be named PG 1321 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:35,707 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1322 01:32:35,748 --> 01:32:36,999 ♪ PG for short 1323 01:32:37,041 --> 01:32:40,582 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1324 01:32:40,623 --> 01:32:41,833 ♪ PG for short 1325 01:32:41,874 --> 01:32:44,958 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1326 01:32:44,999 --> 01:32:46,416 ♪ PG for short 1327 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:49,124 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1328 01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,583 ♪ PG for short 1329 01:32:50,624 --> 01:32:51,874 ♪ A council of aliens 1330 01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:53,541 ♪ It's evil and scary 1331 01:32:53,583 --> 01:32:55,583 ♪ Saw PG awaken from where he was buried ♪ 1332 01:32:55,624 --> 01:32:57,790 ♪ He has to be stopped, and who better to do it ♪ 1333 01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:59,708 ♪ Templar Pandora, yeah, it's time to move ♪ 1334 01:32:59,749 --> 01:33:01,666 ♪ But they weren't the only team ♪ 1335 01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:04,499 ♪ Who noticed that PG was free 1336 01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:06,166 ♪ His old pals like the Monster Mash ♪ 1337 01:33:06,208 --> 01:33:08,749 ♪ Showed up to betray him and take out the trash ♪ 1338 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:10,959 ♪ But Mr. Goreman, he ain't fool ♪ 1339 01:33:10,999 --> 01:33:12,976 ♪ He killed them all, yeah, he took them to school ♪ 1340 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:15,374 ♪ And they'll never forget his name ♪ 1341 01:33:15,416 --> 01:33:17,499 ♪ It's the last thing that they'll say ♪ 1342 01:33:17,541 --> 01:33:18,666 ♪ PG 1343 01:33:18,708 --> 01:33:21,125 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1344 01:33:21,166 --> 01:33:22,583 ♪ PG for short 1345 01:33:22,624 --> 01:33:25,666 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1346 01:33:25,708 --> 01:33:27,042 ♪ PG for short 1347 01:33:27,084 --> 01:33:30,499 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1348 01:33:30,541 --> 01:33:31,666 ♪ PG for short 1349 01:33:31,708 --> 01:33:34,541 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1350 01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:36,042 ♪ PG for short 1351 01:33:36,084 --> 01:33:38,042 ♪ Meanwhile at home, Mimi's dad is a mess ♪ 1352 01:33:38,084 --> 01:33:40,541 ♪ He can't keep a job or cook a chicken breast ♪ 1353 01:33:40,583 --> 01:33:42,708 ♪ When PG comes home at his darkest hour ♪ 1354 01:33:42,749 --> 01:33:45,000 ♪ Mimi's dad shows that he's not a coward ♪ 1355 01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:48,959 ♪ Final battle is at hand, but PG can barely stand ♪ 1356 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,834 ♪ So he chooses a contest to settle it all ♪ 1357 01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:53,834 ♪ His fate is decided by Crazy Ball ♪ 1358 01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:56,167 ♪ When the galaxy runs in fear ♪ 1359 01:33:56,209 --> 01:33:58,667 ♪ That's when Mimi and her brother appear ♪ 1360 01:33:58,709 --> 01:34:00,834 ♪ At the end of the day, it's not about killing ♪ 1361 01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:02,875 ♪ It's all about family, and I've got a feeling ♪ 1362 01:34:02,917 --> 01:34:05,000 ♪ That everything will be okay 1363 01:34:05,042 --> 01:34:07,500 ♪ Not sure why I feel that way 1364 01:34:07,542 --> 01:34:11,750 ♪ The galaxy is in flames, and a murdering monster's to blame ♪ 1365 01:34:11,792 --> 01:34:13,042 ♪ PG 1366 01:34:13,084 --> 01:34:15,584 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1367 01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:16,876 ♪ PG for short 1368 01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:19,876 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1369 01:34:19,918 --> 01:34:21,500 ♪ PG for short 1370 01:34:21,542 --> 01:34:24,542 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1371 01:34:24,584 --> 01:34:25,960 ♪ PG for short 1372 01:34:26,001 --> 01:34:29,043 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1373 01:34:29,085 --> 01:34:35,500 ♪ PG for short 1374 01:34:36,459 --> 01:34:37,918 ♪ Stay in school, kids 1375 01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:40,043 ♪ PG for short 1376 01:34:40,085 --> 01:34:42,625 ♪ Don't do drugs 1377 01:34:42,667 --> 01:34:49,418 ♪ PG for short