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Oh, boy.
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[ Bell Jingling ]
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- [ Man Groaning ]
- [ Punches Landing ]
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Fuck! Stop hitting me!
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This is like if Tyson
fought an infant.
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- [ Groaning ]
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I can't wait to punch you in the face
while you're sleeping tonight.
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- [ Bell Ringing On TV]
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- Saved by the bell.
- Come on, let me get in a bong hit
before round two.
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- [ Bell Rings ]
- [ Groaning ]
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Hey! Hey!
I spilled the bong! Stop!
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[ Laughing ]
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- [ Bell Ringing On TV]
- You cheated, you dick.
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No, I didn't.
Oh! The bong water reeks.
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Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it,
it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass.
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What's going on, fellas?
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- What's up?
- How's it going?
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Um, who are you and why
are you in my kitchen?
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Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us
to pick up your stuff.
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It's like Cypress Hill
concert in here.
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I don't rent to
those kind of people.
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Yuri, what the hell's going on?
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[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
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- Alex, how are you?
- I'm good.
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Hmm. Well, for last six months,
you no pay me rent.
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So now, I no longer
let you stay here. Okay?
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All right, my friends, pack up everything,
put on truck, okay?
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No, no. That's impossible.
We've never missed a payment.
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Every month, I giveJosh
hundreds of dollars of my money...
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and then he writes you
a rent check, right,Josh?
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[ Sobbing ]
I love them so much.
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You love who?
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The girls at Madame Kamay's
Filipino Palace.
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You've been spending
our rent money on Filipino hookers?
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They're not hookers.
They're massage therapists.
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They'll massage
your cock for money.
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- There's a word for that. I think it's ''hooker.''
- You're a hooker!
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- [ Box Hitting Floor ]
- Whoa, wait.
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Listen, Alex, I make you
special deal, huh?
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I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit
you don't want thrown away.
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And if you take one extra minute,
I have my two friends...
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they take your testicles
and remove them through your anus.
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Deal? Nice man.
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Okay, they got one minute
and then you- Okay? [ Foreign Language ]
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I'm sorry, Alex.
I-I should have told you.
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You can't whack it to Internet porn
like everyone else?
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You know I don't have
a credit card.
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So where you going?
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I'll go to Dante's and see
if he'll let me stay there. What about you?
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Madame Kamay said I could stay
at the Palace. [ Chuckling ]
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- You're sick.
- [ Chuckles ] I know.
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- Where's the bong?
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You forgot smoking lamp.
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I'm sorry.
Was that expensive piece?
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That's your fault too.
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Yo, Dante, pick up.
Josh is killing me.
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Where are you?
I'm sick of talking to your machine.
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Why aren't you home? I need you.
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- Hey, Alex.
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Don't you answer your phone?
I've been calling for half an hour.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up
my Christmas tree.
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Dude, it's July.
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- Get the fuck out of here. It is?
- Yeah. And, uh...
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why are you naked?
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Oh, my God.
I am naked! Come on in!
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Dude, your ass is
tanner than my face.
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That is pure fucking insanity.
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Yeah. I know.
He got addicted to hookers.
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No, I'm talking about
the guy who threw your bong.
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You should never
throw a bong, kid. Ever.
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Yeah, well, anyway, I was wondering if maybe
I could crash here for awhile.
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Whoa. I don't know, man.
I got a business to run.
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This is like my office
as well as my home.
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Plus, the lion comes
in a couple days.
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- You're getting a lion?
- Yeah.
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- Why?
- To protect my shit.
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Never heard of a dog?
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Dude, you can get past a dog.
Nobody fucks with a lion.
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Yeah, that's true.
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So what kind of weed
do you want?
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I got the Incredible Hulk, I got
some of the green monster, I got the bling.
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Hey! We go through this
every time I come here.
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I don't care what it's called.
I just want a bag of fucking weed.
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Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't
raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
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Yeah. You know what? I got to bail
or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding.
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You look like a bag of shit.
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You sure you don't wanna borrow
my birthday suit?
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Thanks anyway,
but brown's not my color.
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This isn't brown. I'm bronzed.
[ Chuckles ]
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So you can't kill the demon
at the end of Level 6?
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Do you have the magic arrows?
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Easy. Here's what you do.
Hide behind the boulder.
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When the demon comes out of the cave,
shoot him three times with the magic arrows.
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Then his head will start to spin.
Once that happens...
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you jump up on the boulder,
you do a flying downward thrust...
96
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with the Sword of Doom
and that's it.
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Level 6 is done. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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- Have I told you today how much I love you?
- Mmm. Hey, Grandma.
100
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- Hi, honey.
- Ooh. You look hot.
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Well, I haven't been
out and about for a while...
102
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so I thought
I'd step it up a notch.
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- Well, it worked.
- Good. Oh, your father tells me
that you need a place to stay.
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- Yeah.
-Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago.
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So her room is available
if you need it.
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- Oh, where'd Sophie move to?
- Heaven.
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Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-
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- Mean and full of hate.
- Yeah.
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- So you want to move in tonight?
- You know what? That's a really sweet offer...
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but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff
I'd stay at his house.
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- Come in. Hurry up.
- You sure this is okay?
112
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Yeah. It's totally cool.Just keep your voice down.
My roommates are sleeping.
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- You mean your parents?
- Yeah, same thing.
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- Nice jammies.
- Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.
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That's cool.
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Here we go.
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- Um, where am I supposed to sleep?
- On the air mattress.
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Do you need a stuffed animal?
I have a dog. I think I have a bear.
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Yeah, I have a bear.
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- What are you, eight?
- At least I have my own bed.
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- Your bed is a car.
- Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
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My roommates said
they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.
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Or a C.B. radio. I can
talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.
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- [ Yawning ]
- Might get a stereo too.
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- My sister said I should get an alarm.
- Shut up.
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[ Moans ]
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Gross.
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Oh,yeah.
129
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Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle
and it's up for you to find it.
130
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Oh, Lara,you dirty,
dirty adventurer.
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Come on. Let's go exploring.
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Why don't you explore
my underwear, baby?
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Damn,you look good.
134
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What's under the skirt, Lara?
135
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:04,227
Oh, let's see. Huh?
136
00:10:04,335 --> 00:10:09,238
Ooh, Lara, no panties?
How'd you know I liked it like that?
137
00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,240
Oh, yeah. Okay.
138
00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:15,039
- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go.
- Jeffrey?
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00:10:15,146 --> 00:10:17,546
- What are you doing up so-
- Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
140
00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:22,017
I can't stop coming!
I'm sorry! It feels so good!
141
00:10:28,492 --> 00:10:31,484
I can't believe
you came on my mom.
142
00:10:31,595 --> 00:10:34,962
You might be the biggest pe in the world
right now. What were you thinking?
143
00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:37,000
I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.
144
00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:39,763
So you can't wake me up
to play video games or something?
145
00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:44,466
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep
in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
146
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I love my turtle.
147
00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:48,568
Anyway, my mom said
you could still stay the night.
148
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,375
Oh, yeah, that's not
an awkward breakfast.
149
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:54,781
Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go
crash at the office.
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00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:58,582
- All right, suit yourself.
I'll see you in a couple hours.
- Yeah.
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00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,283
You can keep the doll,
by the way.
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00:11:01,392 --> 00:11:04,054
Oh, I was planning on that.
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00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:06,629
Oh! My doll is a whore.
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00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:43,928
[ Clears Throat ]
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00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:46,663
Uh, excuse me?
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## [ Heavy Metal ]
157
00:11:52,877 --> 00:11:56,335
- [ Turns Off]
- Hi.
158
00:11:56,447 --> 00:12:00,508
Good morning. Um, I'm just looking
for my office.
159
00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:02,279
Are you the new janitor?
160
00:12:02,386 --> 00:12:06,152
No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.
161
00:12:06,257 --> 00:12:09,818
I'm here to oversee the final stages of production
on ''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''
162
00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:12,555
Oh, hi. I didn't know
anyone new was coming in.
163
00:12:12,663 --> 00:12:17,532
- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers.
- Do you usually sleep here?
164
00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:22,129
No. I was working late.
I love work. I love life.
165
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That's good to know.
166
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:29,042
Yeah, um, your office is probably
the empty one down the hall.
167
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- Thank you. Alex, there's-
- Yeah?
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Brush your teeth.
I'll see you later.
169
00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:38,545
Thank you.
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00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,028
Yeah.
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00:12:46,897 --> 00:12:48,865
Johnny.
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Who the fuck is Johnny?
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00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:17,026
What's up, Douche Bigalow?
How'd you sleep last night?
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00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:19,426
Fine, Speed Racer.
What did you do, valet your bed?
175
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:22,363
Uh, no, but I'll self-park it
in your asshole.
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00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:26,061
- Come on. Let's go to lunch.
- Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?
177
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:29,799
Yes, I do, and she
already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.
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[ Chuckles, Kissing ]
179
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:37,075
Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle
brought some girl here from New York...
180
00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:39,342
to make sure we finish
''Eternal Death Slayer'' on time.
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Yeah, her name's Samantha.
She's really hot. She wants to bang me.
182
00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:48,352
- I'm sure she does. Are you ready?
- Oh, please.
183
00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:51,360
Line up, you fucking nerds.
Who wants a shot at the champ?
184
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:55,358
Who's going down?
185
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,764
I'm taking the title, old man.
186
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The game... is Frog Bog.
187
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,273
Let's do it.
188
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:08,606
[ Exhales ]
189
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:15,478
Om.
190
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:17,816
[ Inhales, Panting ]
191
00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:19,446
- Om.
- [ Clears Throat ]
192
00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,320
- Tea?
- Sure.
193
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,363
It's a wonderful
dandelion-nettle blend.
194
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:31,059
Very cleansing.
Good for new beginnings.
195
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:34,797
[ Groans ]
196
00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:39,270
So, Samantha, as you know,
our immediate focus...
197
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:42,140
is the completion of''Eternal Death Slayer 3''
in time for the fall.
198
00:14:42,246 --> 00:14:47,013
We've had an enormous amount
of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly...
199
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I'm a little more than concerned.
200
00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:52,620
''Knife Head IV'' was in a similar situation,
but we met the deadline.
201
00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:56,159
''Jump Rope City'' was a total nightmare,
and we figured it out.
202
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,160
That's why I brought you in.
203
00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:00,196
To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule...
204
00:15:00,297 --> 00:15:03,460
so we can free up all the testers for
J.P.'s new masterpiece.
205
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,558
Two major titles in one year?
206
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:08,536
And he's programming
and designing them all by himself?
207
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:11,073
- He must be a genius.
- Well,J.P. is not normal.
208
00:15:11,175 --> 00:15:14,667
He created the original
''Eternal Death Slayer'' when he was only 1 3.
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00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:16,712
He's the definition of a prodigy.
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[ Door Opens ]
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-J.P.
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.
212
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I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough
with the new game.
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00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:38,298
- How's it looking?
- It's the future of gaming.
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Breathtaking. Care for tea?
215
00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:46,333
No, I'm good.
Uh, I don't believe that we've met.
216
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,377
Oh, this is Samantha Garson.
217
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I brought her in from New York to, uh,
be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.
218
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:56,117
Hi. It's nice to finally meet you.
You have quite a reputation.
219
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:59,485
- Everything you've heard about me is true.
- [ Exhales ]
220
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So, uh, if you ever need anything,
just please, feel free to call.
221
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:06,556
- I'll give you all my numbers.
- Thanks, I will.
222
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,564
Seriously, anything you need.
223
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,658
Say,J.P., why don't you show Samantha around
the office, introduce her to everyone.
224
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:16,570
Sure. I cou-Yeah.
I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.
225
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:20,872
- After you, my lady.
- [ Giggles ]
226
00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:23,412
Namaste, you guys.
227
00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:27,575
Did the kids in school hound you
for ''Eternal Death Slayer'' tips?
228
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:30,882
School. [ Giggles ]
I didn't need school.
229
00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:34,856
All I ever cared about were video games,
and they've made me a millionaire.
230
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,654
So maybe I don't know
what the Civil War was...
231
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:41,424
or who invented the helicopter,
even though I own one.
232
00:16:41,532 --> 00:16:44,729
But I did beat ''The Legend of Zelda''
before I could walk.
233
00:16:44,835 --> 00:16:46,860
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
234
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:50,770
I'm thinking of getting metal legs.
It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
235
00:16:50,874 --> 00:16:52,774
- [ Shouting ]
- What's in here?
236
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,776
It's just the kids
in their break room.
237
00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:58,905
Or as I call it,
''The Stupid Idiot Room Full ofJerks.''
238
00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:01,041
- Mine's the biggest office-
- Let's check it out.
239
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,517
[ Shouting Continues ]
240
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:07,917
- Let's go!
- You suck! You suck!
241
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,516
[ All Shouting ]
242
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,089
I thought you were
good at this, man.
243
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:22,636
Oh, flies. I'm a frog.
I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.
244
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:25,174
[ Man ]
245
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,175
I'm sorry you had to see this.
246
00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:31,111
It's all these poor knaves have to
look forward to every day.
247
00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:36,585
[ All Shouting ]
248
00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:39,554
Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!
249
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:42,625
Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!
250
00:17:42,726 --> 00:17:46,492
- You never had a chance, Timmy.
- I'll get you eventually,
gray bush. Time is on my side.
251
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:49,031
Hey, at least I have a bush.
252
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:53,433
- Shit's weak!
- Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.
253
00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:56,438
No. Congratulations
on having a bush.
254
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,440
How do you two
know each other?
255
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:02,308
I woke him up here this morning.
He fell asleep working late last night.
256
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:05,610
Yeah, well, that's what old people do.
They fall asleep.
257
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:09,174
- [ Giggles ]
- Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.
258
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:13,120
How much do clothes cost
in the Matrix?
259
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,522
So funny I forgot to laugh.
[ Giggles ]
260
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,686
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too.
It's not gray.
261
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,730
- Hey!
- What?
262
00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:22,731
My bush isn't really gray.
263
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,358
- Not according to my mom.
- I thought I told you to
quit talking about that.
264
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,699
- People keep asking me about it.
- Um-
265
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:32,401
I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation,
but I will see you guys later.
266
00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:34,534
Get back to work, testers.
267
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:37,910
- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill!
- [ Laughing ]
268
00:18:38,015 --> 00:18:42,509
[ Imitating Robot Hydraulics ]
269
00:18:42,619 --> 00:18:44,587
[ Imitating Machine Gun ]
270
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,588
[ Imitating Robot Voice ]
Adios, turd nuggets.
271
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:51,150
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]
272
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:56,332
Wow.
273
00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:11,043
Hey, Timmy, any chance I can
crash on your couch tonight?
274
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:14,174
Why? So you can
jerk off on my mom?
275
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:17,219
Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!
276
00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,221
What's that?
277
00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:23,726
How many people did you tell
about the incident with me and your mom?
278
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:27,354
Thirteen, maybe. Why?
I didn't know it was a secret.
279
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:30,262
No, you're right.
Your mom would really appreciate it.
280
00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:35,862
- My bad. Sorry.
- It's all right.
281
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,134
So where are you going to
crash tonight?
282
00:19:38,242 --> 00:19:42,645
Um, this, uh- this really cute chick
I've known for a long time...
283
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,476
said that I could sleep over
with her and her two crazy girlfriends.
284
00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:47,243
- No way!
- Yep.
285
00:19:47,351 --> 00:19:49,080
Three chicks and you?
286
00:19:49,186 --> 00:19:51,677
Yeah. I'll call you later
and let you know which bed I end up in.
287
00:19:51,788 --> 00:19:55,246
- Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator.
- Later.
288
00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:02,426
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mommy.
289
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,161
- Did you have a good day?
- I did. Did you remember to TiVo SamuraiJack?
290
00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:06,668
I did.
291
00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:20,713
[ Grandma ]
Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.
292
00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:24,844
- That's a long day.
- It's not that tough of a job,
though, Grandma. But thank you.
293
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:29,722
[ Chuckling ] You are something else.
You must be starving, darling.
294
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,794
Yeah, I could eat.
295
00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:37,993
That's, uh, quite the buffet
you have there.
296
00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:40,194
Thank you, Mr. President.
297
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:45,502
Oh, Grace, you remember
my grandson Alex.
298
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,577
Our new roommate.
299
00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:54,511
- How long you staying?
- Um,just till I find a new apartment.
300
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:57,018
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.
301
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,988
- How old are you now?
- I'll be 36 in October.
302
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,855
My grandson's gay too.
I'll give you his number.
303
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:07,362
- I'm not gay, but thank you.
- Denial.
304
00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:12,797
Wow. That Grace sure makes me
feel warm and welcome.
305
00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:16,304
Well, you'd be bitter too
if you had four husbands die on you.
306
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:19,375
Probably suicides.
307
00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:23,310
- I was just kidding.
- There we go. Here's your din-din.
308
00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,381
Oh, watch- It's hot.
Ooh, be careful-
309
00:21:27,484 --> 00:21:29,918
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet,
leftover lasagna...
310
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,079
some scrambled eggs...
311
00:21:32,189 --> 00:21:34,987
some pudding and-
and, oh, wait a minute.
312
00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:37,083
A piece of the wedding cake.
313
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:41,597
- That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you.
- Ah, you're welcome.
314
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:49,730
Here's your new room, baby.
315
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,968
- Wow, Grandma, this is nice.
- Oh, good.
316
00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:57,577
Hey, uh, Sophie didn't
die in the bed, did she?
317
00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:59,581
- Oh, no.
- Good, good, good.
318
00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:02,675
- No. She fell out of bed and died right here.
- Ew!
319
00:22:02,786 --> 00:22:06,552
Oh, I am so happy
that you're here, honey.
320
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:11,556
- Thank you so much, again.
- Sweet dreams, darling.
321
00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:13,721
- Oh, thanks.
- Okay.
322
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:16,799
- See you in the morning.
- You sure will.
323
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,800
[ Door Closes ]
324
00:22:19,836 --> 00:22:21,804
Ew.
325
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:30,373
[ Creaking ]
326
00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:40,653
[ Groaning ]
327
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:43,248
[ Woman's Voice ]
I died on the floor...
328
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,955
and nobody helped me.
329
00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:51,000
You have got to be
fucking shitting me.
330
00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:56,562
Oh, it's so cold
when you're dead.
331
00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,573
I swear to God I would
have helped you, Sophie.
332
00:22:58,675 --> 00:23:00,836
Please don't kill me. I would have helped you.
I just wasn't here-
333
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:03,412
- Gotcha!
- Oh, my God!
334
00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:05,413
[ Laughing ]
335
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:08,951
- You scaredy-cat.
- What the hell are you doing, Grandma?
336
00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:11,247
Well, I told you we were
going to have fun.
337
00:23:11,354 --> 00:23:14,050
- Yeah.
- Sweetie?
338
00:23:14,157 --> 00:23:16,990
- Uh-huh?
- Don't curse. You're better than that.
339
00:23:17,094 --> 00:23:21,963
Okay. Fuck!
340
00:23:22,065 --> 00:23:24,966
That's fucking crazy.
341
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:29,698
- [ Ticking ]
- [ Loud Chiming ]
342
00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:33,765
Oh, God. What is happening?
343
00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:36,471
- [ Chiming Continues ]
- What the-
344
00:23:37,881 --> 00:23:41,510
What? Come on. Stop that.
345
00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:43,950
Why are you doing this to me?
346
00:23:44,054 --> 00:23:46,352
[ Chiming Stops ]
347
00:23:46,456 --> 00:23:49,857
Thank you. Thank you.
348
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,326
Thank you. Thank you.
349
00:23:52,429 --> 00:23:55,796
Oh, rise and shine.
350
00:23:55,899 --> 00:23:58,299
Go take a tinkle and be sure to
wash your hands...
351
00:23:58,401 --> 00:24:01,336
- then come down and have breakfast.
- Okay, Grandma.
352
00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:12,272
Wow! That was a great breakfast.
353
00:24:12,382 --> 00:24:14,680
Grandma, I'm going to go
back to sleep now.
354
00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:16,685
Oh. Well, don't you
have to go to work?
355
00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:19,483
Actually, I don't have to be at work
for another three and a half hours.
356
00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:22,558
Oh, that's wonderful
that you have all this extra time...
357
00:24:22,659 --> 00:24:25,355
because we really could use
your help around the house.
358
00:24:25,462 --> 00:24:27,726
Oh, not a problem.
What do you need me to do?
359
00:24:27,831 --> 00:24:31,323
Mmm,just a few chores.
360
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:48,510
Here you go, honey.
361
00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:24,751
All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you
to go all the way back...
362
00:25:24,855 --> 00:25:27,983
and recheck,
starting with Level 1 , okay?
363
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:30,651
Kane, you are gonna
take 1 through 3.
364
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:35,220
- Whatever you need, Samantha.
- Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.
365
00:25:35,332 --> 00:25:37,960
Yeah, I can do that.
No problem. You're great.
366
00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:41,799
Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9,
so why don't you just stick with those.
367
00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:43,964
Let's do it.
368
00:25:44,074 --> 00:25:47,339
The levels, I mean. Not sex.
369
00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:49,912
- Sorry.
- All right.
370
00:25:50,013 --> 00:25:52,743
Alex, I need you to
deal with 1 0 through 1 5...
371
00:25:52,849 --> 00:25:55,682
- because those are the real problem levels and-
- [ Farting ]
372
00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:58,913
- [ Chuckling ]
- Is he sleeping?
373
00:25:59,022 --> 00:26:00,956
Yes, and possibly
shitting his pants.
374
00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:03,582
- [ All Laughing ]
- Wake up, dude.
375
00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,093
No chores, Grandma!
376
00:26:06,196 --> 00:26:09,029
- Nice rip, Alex.
- [ Chuckling ]
377
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:11,794
Rip what?
378
00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:14,132
All right, you guys.
Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.
379
00:26:14,237 --> 00:26:17,229
- Seriously, rip what?
- Why are you so tired?
380
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,638
Uh, maybe 'cause I was
with three chicks last night.
381
00:26:19,743 --> 00:26:22,211
Something you'd know
nothing about.
382
00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:26,510
- [J.P. ] Excuse you.
- Hey, look, it's Bono's brother.
383
00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,811
So how'd the loser conference go?
384
00:26:28,919 --> 00:26:32,013
Those losers are gonna make sure
your game releases on time.
385
00:26:32,122 --> 00:26:35,285
Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're-
they're the best.
386
00:26:36,826 --> 00:26:40,421
I want to get you a black cobra.
387
00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,828
Just to go around the neck.
388
00:26:42,933 --> 00:26:46,369
J.P., I got to stay
on top of these guys.
389
00:26:48,972 --> 00:26:51,532
[ Robot Voice ]
Please get on top of me.
390
00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:01,406
[ Screaming ]
391
00:27:01,518 --> 00:27:04,681
Here, honey, I made you
someJell-O with no fruit...
392
00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:06,688
'cause I know how
much you hate it.
393
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:09,816
And you got cheese and crackers
and some chocolate milk to wash it all down.
394
00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:13,327
- That's great. Thank you.
- Oh, what's this?
395
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:16,524
[ Alex ]
Mmm, this is a video game I'm making.
396
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:20,034
- It's kind of like a side project.
- Oh, good for you, honey.
397
00:27:20,136 --> 00:27:23,594
- Hey, you want to play it?
- Well, I don't know.
398
00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:26,699
Okay.
399
00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:28,869
You are so talented.
400
00:27:28,979 --> 00:27:32,676
I remember the birdhouse you
made way back at grade school.
401
00:27:32,782 --> 00:27:36,809
This is a little more violent
than the birdhouse. It's called ''Demonik.''
402
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,050
You play a demon who's been summoned
from hell to clean out this meth lab.
403
00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:43,853
Space shuttle.
404
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,622
So... this helps you look around.
405
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:51,064
This button is to punch.
This is to jump. This is to duck.
406
00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,795
This right trigger brings up
your magic spell menu.
407
00:27:53,903 --> 00:27:56,394
And the left trigger lets you
use your magic spells.
408
00:27:56,506 --> 00:27:58,736
H-H-How do you
make him walk?
409
00:27:58,842 --> 00:28:00,867
- Oh, that's this stick right here.
- This here?
410
00:28:00,977 --> 00:28:03,104
[ Alex ] Oh, there you go.
Oh,yeah, walk over here.
411
00:28:03,213 --> 00:28:07,650
Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your
telekinesis power to lift those objects.
412
00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:09,651
I don't see
a telephone anywhere.
413
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:12,813
- No, no. It's like a mind power.
Hit the red button.
- Red.
414
00:28:12,922 --> 00:28:15,049
Ooh, perfect.
415
00:28:15,158 --> 00:28:17,718
Okay, you know what,
use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall.
416
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:20,489
- Uh, f-f-fire.
- Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.
417
00:28:20,597 --> 00:28:24,055
- Go in there. Go in there.
- Is this a good or a bad guy?
418
00:28:24,167 --> 00:28:26,101
Uh, that's a bad guy.
He's a drug dealer. Kill him.
419
00:28:26,202 --> 00:28:29,433
Oh. Oh, I hate violence.
But, oh, drugs are bad.
420
00:28:29,539 --> 00:28:33,236
- Ooh, nice Death Spike.
421
00:28:33,343 --> 00:28:35,811
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning
to blow up those barrels.
422
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:40,006
Oh, isn't that pretty?
423
00:28:40,116 --> 00:28:42,107
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is fun.
424
00:28:42,218 --> 00:28:44,379
Hey, wow, you got to
a checkpoint.
425
00:28:44,487 --> 00:28:46,785
- Is that good?
- Yeah.
426
00:28:49,225 --> 00:28:51,125
Well, so that's my game.
427
00:28:51,227 --> 00:28:54,060
And, uh, you know what, I have a little more
work to do, so if you want to just-
428
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:58,965
Uh-uh. Wait your turn.
I'm on a roll here. Ooh.
429
00:28:59,069 --> 00:29:01,594
Take that, you dirty dopers.
430
00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:06,664
Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually
have to go see a friend and get some stuff.
431
00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:11,110
So, uh, you keep playing,
and I'll see you later.
432
00:29:11,214 --> 00:29:13,842
- Love you.
- Oh.
433
00:29:27,063 --> 00:29:30,055
I can't believe there are people in this world
who still don't have cable.
434
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:33,533
[ Clicking Tongue, Laughing ]
435
00:29:33,636 --> 00:29:36,400
- Dr. Shakalu gets it.
- Yeah, he does.
436
00:29:36,506 --> 00:29:38,736
Anyways, here's a black box
that gets all the channels...
437
00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:41,402
plus pay-per-view
and a bunch of extra wires.
438
00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:44,207
Just don't let a cop see it
or Grandma's doing some time.
439
00:29:44,314 --> 00:29:47,579
So, uh, how do you two
know each other?
440
00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:50,016
I met the doctor
at a cockfight in Pomona.
441
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,021
- He's hooking me up with
the lion. It comes tomorrow.
- Great.
442
00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:58,083
Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean
weed that'll turn you into a deer.
443
00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:00,094
[ Laughing ]
444
00:30:00,196 --> 00:30:03,825
You know that lions
eat deer, right?
445
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:08,063
That's true, kid.
Doctor, we got to be careful.
446
00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,040
Oh, shit.
I've been here three hours?
447
00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:14,667
- I don't have antlers, do I?
- No. You're cool, bro.
448
00:30:14,777 --> 00:30:18,372
Thanks for all this. And, Doctor?
[ Clicks Tongue ]
449
00:30:19,782 --> 00:30:22,910
- Ooh, sorry.
- Anytime, kid.
450
00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:47,408
Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate
who goes shopping.
451
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:50,104
Chicken cutlet.
452
00:30:50,213 --> 00:30:52,181
Spaghetti with garlic bread.
453
00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:54,750
Oh, my God, the wings
to go with the breast.
454
00:30:54,851 --> 00:30:58,048
I don't know what you are,
but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
455
00:31:07,463 --> 00:31:10,796
Of course she doesn't have a microwave.
She's fucking 1 00.
456
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:21,506
[ Bubbling ]
457
00:31:32,055 --> 00:31:34,023
Ooh.
458
00:31:35,058 --> 00:31:37,549
Yeah, Dante.
459
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:40,254
Let's see, let's see.
460
00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:44,832
Good night, my friend.
Sleep well.
461
00:31:47,837 --> 00:31:49,805
Ooh!
462
00:31:51,608 --> 00:31:53,940
[ Sizzling ]
463
00:31:54,043 --> 00:31:55,943
Ooh, dinnertime.
464
00:31:56,045 --> 00:32:01,347
Oh, fucking bitch,
cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!
465
00:32:01,451 --> 00:32:03,885
Oh! Goddamn it!
466
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:09,624
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Screams ]
467
00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:12,957
[ Clears Throat ]
468
00:32:14,831 --> 00:32:17,231
Let me guess.
Was your dick on fire?
469
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,233
- Yeah.
- Hey,Jeff.
470
00:32:19,335 --> 00:32:21,235
- Oh, hey, Alex.
- Hey.
471
00:32:21,337 --> 00:32:25,103
So, um, I-I finished my first level last night.
How far are you, Alex?
472
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:27,836
Does it look like
I got any levels done last night?
473
00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:29,969
- Oh, my God.
- Geez. That's crazy.
474
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:32,570
Wait, wait. Don't tell me
your roommates did that to you.
475
00:32:33,783 --> 00:32:35,978
Yeah. Yeah.
I-It was my roommates.
476
00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:39,350
They, uh-They're crazy.
They're crazy. They tied me up.
477
00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:42,390
I was like one of those, uh, calves
at the rodeo, all helpless.
478
00:32:42,492 --> 00:32:46,690
And you know what? Just when I was about to
scream for the police, I came.
479
00:32:46,796 --> 00:32:49,162
- Ohh!
- And-And that felt nice.
480
00:32:49,265 --> 00:32:51,460
That is nuts. That is so hot.
481
00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:55,367
Hey, you guys. Kane, can you
take a look at that for me? Thanks.
482
00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:57,371
Whoa. Alex, what happened?
483
00:32:57,473 --> 00:33:00,601
There was a fire and I was- I was trying
to save it from this baby-
484
00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:03,235
No, he's banging his three roommates.
They tied him up last night.
485
00:33:03,346 --> 00:33:05,246
They had crazy orgies,
like, all week.
486
00:33:05,348 --> 00:33:07,782
I don't know what they're talking about.
They're just joking.
487
00:33:07,884 --> 00:33:09,784
No, we're not.
You literally just told us that.
488
00:33:09,886 --> 00:33:12,081
Yeah, well, I don't think
that's very smart...
489
00:33:12,188 --> 00:33:14,179
- considering you work with your hands.
- Yeah.
490
00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:17,782
- May I see you in my office for a minute, please?
- Yeah.
491
00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:21,557
- Busted!
492
00:33:21,664 --> 00:33:24,132
- You are so fired.
- You guys are assholes.
493
00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:26,633
- Bye.
- Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something.
494
00:33:26,736 --> 00:33:28,636
- What?
- This.
495
00:33:31,207 --> 00:33:33,232
I think he fucking shattered it.
496
00:33:41,217 --> 00:33:45,847
All right. Look, Alex,
this game has to get finished.
497
00:33:45,955 --> 00:33:49,550
And you are the most experienced guy
I have here. I'm really counting on you.
498
00:33:49,659 --> 00:33:53,925
My hands being burnt
will not affect me finishing my levels at all.
499
00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:56,396
Well, I sure hope it doesn't.
500
00:33:56,499 --> 00:33:58,467
It won't.
501
00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:05,570
You know, you seem really out of place
in the video game world.
502
00:34:05,675 --> 00:34:09,543
- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman?
- No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...
503
00:34:09,645 --> 00:34:11,670
and you are swimming
in a sea of virgins.
504
00:34:11,781 --> 00:34:15,945
Well, that is very flattering
and revealing, Alex.
505
00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:18,418
Look, I know you think
I'm really hot too...
506
00:34:18,521 --> 00:34:20,853
and you want to go out with me
after work and get a drink.
507
00:34:20,957 --> 00:34:24,484
But I have this very serious
deadline that my boss gave me.
508
00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:27,961
So until I finish my levels,
I can't have any distractions.
509
00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:32,296
- I guess I'll just have to suffer until then.
- Sorry.
510
00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:35,337
- [ Woman ] Mr. Cheezle on line two.
- I have to take this.
511
00:34:35,438 --> 00:34:37,838
Avoid his tea parties.
[ Gagging ]
512
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,999
Hello.
513
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,843
What are you doing,J.P.?
514
00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:52,847
Just thinking about my game.
515
00:34:52,955 --> 00:34:54,786
Huh. How's that going?
516
00:34:56,826 --> 00:34:59,124
People will bow to it.
517
00:35:01,764 --> 00:35:03,789
All right. That-That's creepy.
518
00:35:06,536 --> 00:35:08,834
[ Robot Voice ]
I hate your face.
519
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:16,645
Did you say something?
520
00:35:21,317 --> 00:35:23,649
You're fucking weird.
521
00:35:30,059 --> 00:35:32,323
How can he see me?
522
00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:37,860
Before we can roast it,
I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high.
523
00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:40,765
And we're going to salt and pepper
the pork-[ Continues ]
524
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:44,567
Hello, ladies.
Enjoying the new cable?
525
00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:47,541
Some of the places do with string,
some of the places do with a net.
526
00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:49,543
You like that cooking channel,
huh, Grandma?
527
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:52,011
And it's all food, all day.
528
00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:54,878
That's all they do,
is they make food.
529
00:35:54,984 --> 00:35:57,179
I want to eat the TV.
530
00:35:57,286 --> 00:36:01,950
Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can
introduce them to heroin.
531
00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:05,255
...with a label on it. It's very rare to see
a beer stein- [ Continues ]
532
00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:07,522
- What's this?
- Antiques Roadshow.
533
00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,530
- What's that?
- Oh, it's great.
534
00:36:09,632 --> 00:36:12,601
People a take in crap and then find out
it's worth a lot of money.
535
00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:15,432
Move over, Bea.
536
00:36:17,773 --> 00:36:20,298
- I'm an antique.
- Yes, you are, Bea.
537
00:36:20,409 --> 00:36:23,708
King Gambrinus, who is
the patron saint of beer-
538
00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:27,112
So, ladies, I kind of need
to use the televi-
539
00:36:27,216 --> 00:36:29,980
Shh! Go read your Playgirl
or something.
540
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:35,383
- $4,000 for a beer mug?
- That's ridiculous.
541
00:36:35,491 --> 00:36:38,722
And we'll be right back as the
Antiques Roadshow marathon continues.
542
00:36:38,828 --> 00:36:41,092
Marathon? Fuck me.
543
00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:45,227
[ Grunts ]
544
00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:47,234
Come on.
545
00:36:47,336 --> 00:36:50,328
Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.
546
00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:54,341
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- What's up? J-dog.
547
00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:57,071
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex.
- What's going on, shit lips?
548
00:36:57,179 --> 00:37:00,512
Uh, not much. Look, I need you to
do me a huge favor.
549
00:37:00,616 --> 00:37:03,346
- You're not jerking off on my dad.
- Ha, ha. Very funny.
550
00:37:03,452 --> 00:37:07,183
No, I really need your help.
Do you think you can do some of my levels?
551
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:09,281
What? No. Why can't you do them?
552
00:37:09,392 --> 00:37:12,486
Look, my roommates won't
let me get any work done. They're insane.
553
00:37:12,595 --> 00:37:16,429
They won't stop watching... porn.
554
00:37:16,532 --> 00:37:20,127
I can't get anything done.
They're total nymphos. You got to help me.
555
00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:22,261
You're dead to me. Over.
556
00:37:22,371 --> 00:37:24,771
Oh.Jeff's a good friend.
557
00:37:26,242 --> 00:37:29,370
[ Woman ] Uh, this is not
an ordinary Tiffany lamp.
558
00:37:29,478 --> 00:37:32,140
This one is a fish lamp.
559
00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:35,513
You can see that
there are fish swimming.
560
00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:39,748
- The glass that these fish are-
- [ Chiming ]
561
00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:42,289
It's 6:00 already?
562
00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:46,555
Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast
before you do your chores.
563
00:37:46,662 --> 00:37:48,892
Oh, no, no, no, Grandma,
don't worry. No.
564
00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:53,560
I'm not that hungry. I was going to go
into work early also.
565
00:37:53,669 --> 00:37:55,830
I don't- I don't have time
to do any chores today.
566
00:37:55,938 --> 00:37:58,202
Oh, it's just a couple
of things, sweetie.
567
00:37:58,307 --> 00:38:00,298
Do you know how to
use a sandblaster?
568
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,171
Where did you get that?
569
00:38:06,282 --> 00:38:10,480
Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon
on TV, so I did some of your laundry.
570
00:38:10,586 --> 00:38:15,353
I found that vase in your bag and, well,
it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.
571
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,358
Doesn't it look nice?
572
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,523
Thanks.
573
00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:29,899
Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.
574
00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:32,665
Challenge.
575
00:38:32,772 --> 00:38:36,333
Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping?
He's not taking challenges.
576
00:38:36,443 --> 00:38:39,503
No. I'm challenging you,Jeff.
577
00:38:39,613 --> 00:38:41,638
To what game?
578
00:38:41,748 --> 00:38:44,649
A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''
579
00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:46,651
That's great, Bobby...
580
00:38:46,753 --> 00:38:50,689
but we don't have ''Dance Dance Revolution,''
so you're dumb.
581
00:38:52,525 --> 00:38:56,859
- [ Male Computer Voice ] Ultramix 2!
- When the hell did we get this?
582
00:38:56,963 --> 00:38:58,954
It just came in this morning.
583
00:38:59,065 --> 00:39:02,057
Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker
anymore, are you,Jeff?
584
00:39:02,168 --> 00:39:04,932
Looks like my days are numbered here
at Brainasium.
585
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:08,030
Well, can you at least go first so I can see
what I'm doing?
586
00:39:08,141 --> 00:39:11,269
Oh, with pleasure.
587
00:39:11,378 --> 00:39:13,573
Yeah, lose
the Woody Allen jacket.
588
00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:18,414
## [ Hip-hop ]
589
00:39:18,518 --> 00:39:21,385
## [ Male Computer Voice Singing ]
590
00:39:35,568 --> 00:39:38,799
## [ Continues ]
591
00:39:44,444 --> 00:39:47,538
## [ Ends ]
592
00:39:47,647 --> 00:39:50,411
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
593
00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:54,715
Good stuff, Bobby.
Nice moves. That was hot.
594
00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:58,587
Well, let's see
what we got here. Hmm.
595
00:40:01,361 --> 00:40:03,488
## [ Hip-hop ]
596
00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:05,894
[ Computer Voice ]
Are you ready? Dance!
597
00:40:18,378 --> 00:40:22,747
[ Computer Voice ]
You're gonna break the game, you're so good!
598
00:40:22,849 --> 00:40:25,579
[ Siren Blares ]
599
00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:36,187
- Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God!
600
00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:39,129
- [ Computer Voice ] A new high score.
- What does ''high score'' mean?
601
00:40:39,232 --> 00:40:41,427
New high score. Is that bad?
602
00:40:41,534 --> 00:40:44,697
What does that mean?
Did I break it?
603
00:41:06,359 --> 00:41:08,486
[ Knocking ]
604
00:41:22,008 --> 00:41:23,976
Hey,J.P.
605
00:41:25,779 --> 00:41:29,078
- Do-Do you have a second?
- ## [ Stops ]
606
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:31,150
You didn't knock, Kane.
607
00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:35,210
I did. But I think that the music
was a little loud.
608
00:41:35,321 --> 00:41:37,255
Are you afraid of it?
609
00:41:37,357 --> 00:41:40,724
No. I- I just don't like techno.
610
00:41:40,827 --> 00:41:44,092
You would if you had robot ears.
611
00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:47,826
- [ Typing ]
- Yeah, I guess.
612
00:41:47,934 --> 00:41:51,563
Anyway, I had a suggestion
for ''Eternal Death Slayer.''
613
00:41:51,671 --> 00:41:53,571
- You know the dwaes in-
- Three.
614
00:41:53,673 --> 00:41:55,573
What?
615
00:41:55,675 --> 00:41:58,508
''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''
616
00:41:58,611 --> 00:42:00,875
Three. Sorry.
617
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:03,881
Anyway, don't you think that
the dwaes on Level 4...
618
00:42:03,983 --> 00:42:07,350
look a little too similar
to the elves on Level 6?
619
00:42:07,453 --> 00:42:09,353
Might be a little too confusing.
620
00:42:09,455 --> 00:42:11,389
Well, that's an interesting
theory, Kane.
621
00:42:11,491 --> 00:42:15,222
But redesigning all those characters
at this stage would be way too expensive.
622
00:42:15,328 --> 00:42:19,856
I agree. But what if you just
rendered them a different color?
623
00:42:19,966 --> 00:42:22,127
You know, that would be
cheap and quick.
624
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:26,069
Uh- Leave the decisions
to me, Kane.
625
00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:30,233
There's a reason why I'm the creator
of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.
626
00:42:30,343 --> 00:42:33,642
- I just-
- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]
627
00:42:33,746 --> 00:42:35,907
[ Robot Voice ]
Eject.
628
00:42:36,015 --> 00:42:38,745
## [ Techno ]
629
00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:47,792
- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]
630
00:42:47,894 --> 00:42:52,297
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea.
Shut up. Mind your own business.
631
00:43:01,674 --> 00:43:03,642
May I speak to you, my lady?
632
00:43:03,743 --> 00:43:05,938
Uh, yeah. I guess.
633
00:43:06,045 --> 00:43:08,605
But could you please
knock next time?
634
00:43:08,715 --> 00:43:11,013
And what is it with
this ''my lady'' stuff?
635
00:43:11,117 --> 00:43:13,176
What are you, a knight
of the Round Table? Come on.
636
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:15,413
[ Robot Voice ]
Sorry.
637
00:43:15,521 --> 00:43:19,082
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing. Nothing.
638
00:43:19,192 --> 00:43:22,423
I just came to tell you
that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...
639
00:43:22,528 --> 00:43:25,827
and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3
look way too similar.
640
00:43:25,932 --> 00:43:27,923
Could be confusing to some.
641
00:43:28,034 --> 00:43:31,834
Well, uh, what do you want me to do?
I can't push the deadline any further.
642
00:43:31,938 --> 00:43:35,032
Well, you wouldn't have to
if you just rendered them different colors.
643
00:43:35,141 --> 00:43:38,269
Be cheap and wouldn't take
more a than a day or two.
644
00:43:38,378 --> 00:43:40,869
Yeah. Yeah, we can
definitely do that.
645
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:44,279
That... is a great idea.
646
00:43:44,384 --> 00:43:46,716
Those are the only kind I have.
647
00:43:49,088 --> 00:43:53,388
There's a symposium on nanotechnology
tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m.
648
00:43:53,493 --> 00:43:55,393
- I thought maybe-
-J.P.
649
00:43:55,495 --> 00:43:58,055
- Yeah?
- I'm working.
650
00:43:58,164 --> 00:44:01,065
Right. I am too. I just-
[ Clears Throat ]
651
00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:03,192
I just thought
I'd let you know.
652
00:44:03,303 --> 00:44:07,239
I think that everybody should know.
You should probably make that a memo.
653
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:10,832
- ASAP.
- ASAP. Gotcha.
654
00:44:10,944 --> 00:44:14,243
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]
655
00:44:23,189 --> 00:44:26,750
- Hey, dude.
- What's up, guys? What did
weirdo say about the elves?
656
00:44:26,859 --> 00:44:29,851
- Shot it down.
- What? Really? That was a good idea.
657
00:44:29,963 --> 00:44:33,262
No, it wasn't.
I'm a piece of shit. I suck.
658
00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,391
Relax, Kane. You're not
a piece of shit.
659
00:44:35,501 --> 00:44:37,560
Just run it by Alex.
Maybe he'll talk toJ.P.
660
00:44:37,670 --> 00:44:39,661
[ Chuckles ]
661
00:44:41,307 --> 00:44:44,765
You'll have to wake him up
out of his sex coma first.
662
00:44:44,877 --> 00:44:49,211
He gives me a reason to live.
Him and all those stink-ass hos.
663
00:44:49,315 --> 00:44:52,182
Dude, he's living a fantasy.
It's so awesome.
664
00:44:52,285 --> 00:44:55,220
No! You guys,
it's not awesome, okay?
665
00:44:55,321 --> 00:44:57,949
Our report is due tomorrow
and he hasn't even started it.
666
00:44:58,057 --> 00:45:00,355
All right? If he doesn't finish it,
were totally f'ed.
667
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:03,554
[ Ringing ]
668
00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:05,858
Crap. That's Alex's intercom.
669
00:45:05,965 --> 00:45:08,160
[ Ringing ]
670
00:45:10,370 --> 00:45:13,237
- [ High-pitched ] Hello?
- [ Woman ] Delivery at
the front desk for you, Alex.
671
00:45:13,339 --> 00:45:16,866
- Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner.
- What?
672
00:45:16,976 --> 00:45:20,571
- Nothing. Send it back.
- [ Laughing ]
673
00:45:20,747 --> 00:45:24,808
- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk.
- God bless us, every one.
674
00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:27,078
May I help you ladies?
Are you looking for Alex?
675
00:45:27,186 --> 00:45:31,486
Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly,
and these are his roommates.
676
00:45:31,591 --> 00:45:33,491
This is Grace and that's Bea.
677
00:45:33,593 --> 00:45:35,788
[ Kisses, Blows ]
678
00:45:35,895 --> 00:45:39,331
- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies.
- Thank you.
679
00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:42,333
We thought it would be nice to bring him
a nice homemade lunch.
680
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,335
Oh, that's very sweet.
Well, I'm Samantha.
681
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:46,337
- Come on. I'll show you where he works.
- Okay.
682
00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:49,806
[ Imitates Turret Motor, Gun Firing ]
683
00:45:49,909 --> 00:45:52,707
You're dying.
[ Makes Beeping Noise ]
684
00:45:53,946 --> 00:45:56,744
- Hey,Jeff.
- Hi.
685
00:45:56,849 --> 00:45:59,010
Is Alex around?
He has some visitors.
686
00:45:59,118 --> 00:46:02,110
Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies.
687
00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:04,155
- Did you go to high school with Alex?
- [ Laughing ]
688
00:46:04,257 --> 00:46:06,157
[ Laughing ]
689
00:46:06,259 --> 00:46:08,022
[ Softly ]
Thank you.
690
00:46:08,127 --> 00:46:10,687
[ Chuckling ]
We're his roommates.
691
00:46:10,797 --> 00:46:14,289
- [ Laughing Stops ]
- [ Mouths Words ]
692
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,836
You're the reason
Alex has been tired all week?
693
00:46:17,937 --> 00:46:19,837
We have been
sort of rough on him...
694
00:46:19,939 --> 00:46:22,499
but he is kind of soft,
if you know what I mean.
695
00:46:22,608 --> 00:46:25,202
[ Chuckling ] Well, we're not used
to having a man in the house...
696
00:46:25,311 --> 00:46:28,144
so I guess we-
we ride him pretty hard.
697
00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:31,546
- Oh! That is so gnarly.
- So where is he?
698
00:46:31,651 --> 00:46:33,551
Uh, I haven't seen him.
699
00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:35,985
He's definitely not
under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.
700
00:46:36,089 --> 00:46:40,287
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- Well, he's probably working hard somewhere.
701
00:46:40,393 --> 00:46:42,520
Could you please
just give him his lunch...
702
00:46:42,628 --> 00:46:46,689
and tell him that I've had such fun playing
with his new toy all morning.
703
00:46:46,799 --> 00:46:50,963
-And when he comes home later,
he can play with me.
- Oh, my gosh!
704
00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:53,004
- I'm gonna barf.
- [Jeff] That is so repulsive.
705
00:46:53,106 --> 00:46:55,734
All right! That's enough.
I'm-I'm here.
706
00:46:55,842 --> 00:46:58,333
- Well, there you are.
- Hi, Grandma.
707
00:46:58,444 --> 00:47:02,471
- We missed you.
- I was somewhere else,
working hard on something.
708
00:47:02,582 --> 00:47:06,040
- Dude, what is going on?
- This is my grandmother.
709
00:47:06,152 --> 00:47:08,586
- Hello.
- These are her two roommates.
710
00:47:08,688 --> 00:47:11,521
I've been living with them
for the last week.
711
00:47:11,624 --> 00:47:14,923
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
712
00:47:15,027 --> 00:47:16,927
- Hi, Grandma, ladies.
- Hi.
713
00:47:17,029 --> 00:47:20,863
Good to know. Dude.
[ Whistles ]
714
00:47:20,967 --> 00:47:23,333
Jerking off on my mom
is one thing...
715
00:47:23,436 --> 00:47:25,961
but bangin' your grandmother
and her roommates?
716
00:47:26,072 --> 00:47:29,405
- That's like... legendary.
- You're an idiot.
717
00:47:29,509 --> 00:47:31,875
Hey, y-you know what, ladies?
Uh, why don't I-
718
00:47:31,978 --> 00:47:34,776
Come on. I'll walk you out.
No, we're gonna go this way, Bea.
719
00:47:34,881 --> 00:47:36,872
[ Makes High-pitched Noise ]
Oh, my God.
720
00:47:36,983 --> 00:47:39,110
- Holy crap.
- Dildo lunch?
721
00:47:39,218 --> 00:47:42,551
Sometimes they're marked
like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.
722
00:47:42,655 --> 00:47:48,287
Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just
great style, like this one, um-
723
00:47:48,394 --> 00:47:50,385
- Oh. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, Grandma.
724
00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:55,365
Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should
probably go to bed early.
725
00:47:55,468 --> 00:47:58,266
- You have a busy day tomorrow.
- What do you mean?
726
00:47:58,371 --> 00:48:00,271
- I don't have any plans.
- No.
727
00:48:00,373 --> 00:48:03,308
I just figured you wanna be well-rested
if you're gonna go to...
728
00:48:03,409 --> 00:48:06,037
- Antiques Roadshow.
- [ Gasps, Laughs ]
729
00:48:06,145 --> 00:48:09,376
Oh! Alex, you're an angel.
730
00:48:09,482 --> 00:48:15,387
Oh, you can stay as long as you like
and love any man you choose.
731
00:48:15,488 --> 00:48:17,820
Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys...
732
00:48:17,924 --> 00:48:22,054
where a rare breed of African lion was captured
in a residential neighborhood.
733
00:48:22,161 --> 00:48:25,221
Sir, what was going through your head
when you came upon the lion?
734
00:48:25,331 --> 00:48:27,231
This shit is fuckin' crazy.
735
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:30,166
I don't even know how a lion
got into the neighborhood.
736
00:48:30,269 --> 00:48:32,328
I heard some growlin' and shit
out in the yard.
737
00:48:32,438 --> 00:48:35,703
So my roommate and I,
we go to check the shit out.
738
00:48:35,808 --> 00:48:39,835
I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking
king of the jungle!
739
00:48:39,946 --> 00:48:43,814
- You know, you ladies
should really get some sleep.
- Ooh. Yes, that's right.
740
00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:47,283
We need our beauty sleep because we
have to get a lot of things appraised.
741
00:48:47,386 --> 00:48:49,286
Come on, Bea. Come on.
742
00:48:49,388 --> 00:48:53,324
It was starin'right at me.
I almost shit my fuckin'pants.
743
00:48:53,426 --> 00:48:55,451
So I ran inside
and called the 5-0.
744
00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:58,587
- Good night, ladies.
- [ Reporter Continues, Indistinct ]
745
00:49:00,366 --> 00:49:02,266
Time to get some levels done.
746
00:49:13,613 --> 00:49:16,980
[ Beeping ]
747
00:49:19,752 --> 00:49:22,915
Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can
just divide up the levels...
748
00:49:23,022 --> 00:49:25,081
and just do them right now.
749
00:49:25,191 --> 00:49:29,525
- There's no time. We're screwed.
- [ Sighs ]
750
00:49:29,629 --> 00:49:31,893
Are we gonna get fired?
751
00:49:31,998 --> 00:49:34,489
I mean, you might. We won't.
752
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,727
Boy, I hope I do.
[ Chuckles ]
753
00:49:36,836 --> 00:49:39,634
I'm a worthless asshole
who desees to die young.
754
00:49:42,341 --> 00:49:47,335
Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys.
Relax. Have faith.
755
00:49:47,446 --> 00:49:49,971
Don't slit your wrists, Kane.
I'm here.
756
00:49:50,082 --> 00:49:53,017
Gentlemen, Levels 1 0
through 1 5, all done.
757
00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:55,178
- Oh, my God.
- I told you.
758
00:49:55,288 --> 00:49:58,314
All right! Who wants a piece
of the gray bush?
759
00:49:58,424 --> 00:50:00,324
[ Clamoring ]
760
00:50:00,426 --> 00:50:03,224
[ Exhales ]
Still think I should die.
761
00:50:14,206 --> 00:50:16,731
Thank you. Thank you.
762
00:50:18,344 --> 00:50:20,505
Hopefully, that'll keep away
the bad-energy troll.
763
00:50:21,881 --> 00:50:23,678
Samantha, what's the latest?
764
00:50:23,783 --> 00:50:28,152
Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys
found all the bugs...
765
00:50:28,254 --> 00:50:30,518
but we have detailed instructions
on how to fix 'em.
766
00:50:30,623 --> 00:50:32,955
- We're back on schedule.
- Phenomenal.
767
00:50:33,059 --> 00:50:35,050
Phenomenal. Great energy.
768
00:50:35,161 --> 00:50:37,595
Great energy.
769
00:50:37,697 --> 00:50:39,631
I had a dream last night.
770
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:44,135
I dreamt I was a dove
flying over the sea.
771
00:50:45,705 --> 00:50:49,698
And then I dove into the ocean-
[ Imitates Water Splashing ]
772
00:50:49,809 --> 00:50:52,710
and I swam with the dolphins.
773
00:50:54,146 --> 00:50:57,513
I was two animals
joined as one...
774
00:50:57,616 --> 00:51:00,244
which meant
good things are coming.
775
00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:02,253
Good things.
776
00:51:05,024 --> 00:51:08,460
Samantha, why don't you take
the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium.
777
00:51:08,561 --> 00:51:10,495
Uh, sure.
778
00:51:10,596 --> 00:51:12,655
Yeah, Samantha. Take us out.
779
00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:16,064
- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage!
- Rage?
780
00:51:16,168 --> 00:51:20,400
Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the
seabirds or whatever you were talking about.
781
00:51:20,506 --> 00:51:25,136
Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough.
Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want.
782
00:51:25,244 --> 00:51:28,577
Good things are coming.
Good things.
783
00:51:35,187 --> 00:51:37,815
- Hey, Samantha.
- Hey.
784
00:51:37,923 --> 00:51:41,256
[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't
make the dinner tonight.
785
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,692
I just got the new season
of Buffy on DVD...
786
00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:47,664
and I'm gonna kick it in my crib
and watch the bonus features.
787
00:51:47,767 --> 00:51:51,635
- Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out.
- It hasn't yet.
788
00:51:51,737 --> 00:51:53,864
I know people.
789
00:51:53,973 --> 00:51:58,034
Cool. Well, you...
have a long night ahead of you.
790
00:51:58,144 --> 00:52:01,705
- If you want me to come, I totally will.
- Don't worry about it.
791
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:04,180
Or if you wanna call me afterwards,
you totally can, probably.
792
00:52:04,283 --> 00:52:06,478
Uh, you know, actually,
I'm really tired...
793
00:52:06,585 --> 00:52:08,485
so I'm probably not
gonna stay out so late.
794
00:52:08,587 --> 00:52:10,487
But, uh, I will definitely
see you on Monday.
795
00:52:10,589 --> 00:52:15,458
Listen, uh, I realize
that it must be really...
796
00:52:15,561 --> 00:52:18,894
intimidating to talk to me,
you know.
797
00:52:18,998 --> 00:52:21,523
But underneath this genius...
798
00:52:22,668 --> 00:52:25,193
I'm simply a human, you know.
799
00:52:25,304 --> 00:52:27,329
But I'm working on that.
800
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,340
-J.P.?
- Yeah?
801
00:52:29,442 --> 00:52:31,501
- I have to go.
- Okay.
802
00:52:35,981 --> 00:52:38,472
[ Robot Voice ]
Drive safe.
803
00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:43,413
## [ New Age ]
804
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:47,254
I have chosen our
very best table for your party.
805
00:52:47,359 --> 00:52:50,226
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome. This is our harmony table.
806
00:52:50,329 --> 00:52:52,593
Thank you.
807
00:52:54,433 --> 00:52:57,266
Take a look, please,
at our very exclusive vitamin water list.
808
00:52:57,369 --> 00:53:00,532
- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah.
- Enjoy the harmony.
809
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:04,040
- [ Kisses, Exhales ]
- [ Sighs ]
810
00:53:04,143 --> 00:53:06,839
This is where we get
to have our big dinner, huh?
811
00:53:06,946 --> 00:53:09,210
- Mr. Cheezle picked it.
- There's a shocker.
812
00:53:09,315 --> 00:53:13,843
- This menu sucks.
- The tofu cakes look kinda good, maybe?
813
00:53:13,953 --> 00:53:17,514
- Do they even have alcohol?
-Actually, we don't serve alcohol.
814
00:53:17,623 --> 00:53:20,057
Bummer, I know. But, uh-
[ Laughs ]
815
00:53:20,159 --> 00:53:23,026
this must be your first time
here at Our Lady Health.
816
00:53:23,128 --> 00:53:26,529
I'm Shylo.
I'll be your waiter all day.
817
00:53:26,632 --> 00:53:29,226
I'm sorry. Did you say
your name was Shylo?
818
00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:31,428
- Yeah, Shylo.
- That's weird.
819
00:53:31,537 --> 00:53:33,368
-Jeff.
- What? It's weird.
820
00:53:33,472 --> 00:53:34,769
- He meant gay.
- Stop it.
821
00:53:34,874 --> 00:53:37,069
No alcohol? This place sucks.
822
00:53:37,176 --> 00:53:39,076
Hey, fella. Give it a chance.
823
00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:42,614
We do see shots...
of wheatgrass.
824
00:53:42,715 --> 00:53:45,206
That's cool, if you wanna
be sober and vomit.
825
00:53:45,317 --> 00:53:48,809
- [ Laughs ]
- Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you
recommend for appetizers?
826
00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:53,255
Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about
is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm.
827
00:53:53,359 --> 00:53:55,725
You know what? There's a Tommy burger
right down the street.
828
00:53:55,828 --> 00:53:57,728
- Let's just do that, you guys.
- That sounds good.
829
00:53:57,830 --> 00:54:00,526
Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's
a little different here...
830
00:54:00,633 --> 00:54:03,500
but it's actually good
and good for you.
831
00:54:03,602 --> 00:54:05,900
We don't see it
with any grease or fat.
832
00:54:06,005 --> 00:54:09,338
If we pay extra, could we maybe get
some grease or fat?
833
00:54:09,441 --> 00:54:12,274
- [ Snickers ]
- Do you have bathrooms or do
I have to shit in the plant?
834
00:54:12,378 --> 00:54:15,370
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Mocking Laughter]
835
00:54:15,481 --> 00:54:19,474
Stupid fucking idiot,
red-shirted ass.
836
00:54:19,585 --> 00:54:23,146
You guys think you're so fucking cool.
Makes me sick!
837
00:54:23,255 --> 00:54:28,283
''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their
crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''
838
00:54:28,394 --> 00:54:31,488
Go eat a hamburger
and choke on a cow dick.
839
00:54:31,597 --> 00:54:36,500
Aw. Someone missed their yoga class
this morning. Come on. Let's go.
840
00:54:36,602 --> 00:54:41,505
- Nice karma, ''Guy-blow.''
- You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo.
841
00:54:41,607 --> 00:54:44,633
[ Imitates Flute ]
842
00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:47,041
- We're really sorry, sir.
- You were sweet.
843
00:54:48,714 --> 00:54:50,614
[ Bea ]
Thank you, Lilly.
844
00:54:50,716 --> 00:54:53,879
I still can't believe they appraised
that footstool at $200, though.
845
00:54:53,986 --> 00:54:57,649
I know. Who would have thought
that was early Victorian?
846
00:54:57,756 --> 00:55:00,418
I wanted to win some money.
847
00:55:00,526 --> 00:55:03,188
I tried to tell you that was an old piece
of dried dog poop...
848
00:55:03,295 --> 00:55:06,526
- but you didn't wanna believe me.
- Poop-poop-pi-doop.
849
00:55:07,866 --> 00:55:10,994
Hey. This tea has
quite a kick. What is it?
850
00:55:11,103 --> 00:55:15,062
I'm not sure. I found this
in one of Sophie's old tins...
851
00:55:15,174 --> 00:55:19,736
and I just thought it would be nice
to do it in- in her memory.
852
00:55:19,845 --> 00:55:21,836
Here's to you, Sophie.
853
00:55:21,947 --> 00:55:23,847
[ All Slurping ]
854
00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,586
[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it!
I'm winning! I'm winning!
855
00:55:35,694 --> 00:55:38,492
- I'm winning! Please! Call it!
- Merry Christmas.
856
00:55:38,597 --> 00:55:43,227
- Please!
- I can't breathe! It's not a joke!
857
00:55:43,335 --> 00:55:47,328
There is absolutely no way
that you could ever beat me at any video game.
858
00:55:47,439 --> 00:55:49,339
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
859
00:55:49,441 --> 00:55:52,171
You know, while other girls growing up
were playing with Barbies...
860
00:55:52,277 --> 00:55:54,507
I was beatin' my brothers
at ''Super Mario.''
861
00:55:54,613 --> 00:55:57,104
Ooh, ''Super Mario.''
Nice name-drop.
862
00:55:58,951 --> 00:56:02,614
- How long have you been a tester?
- Like 1 0 years?
863
00:56:02,721 --> 00:56:05,747
- Wow.
- I used to be an accountant.
864
00:56:07,226 --> 00:56:09,353
Then I woke up one day
and realized I was miserable.
865
00:56:09,461 --> 00:56:11,952
So I walked into my boss's office
and I said, ''Dad, I quit.''
866
00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:14,692
''Dad.'' Nice name-drop.
867
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,234
At the end of the day, you have to do what
you're passionate about.
868
00:56:17,336 --> 00:56:19,270
Exactly.
869
00:56:19,371 --> 00:56:21,396
Plus, you can't get stoned
and be an accountant.
870
00:56:21,507 --> 00:56:24,476
Make too many mistakes, you lose
people millions of dollars, you get fired.
871
00:56:24,576 --> 00:56:26,271
- [ Laughs ]
- It's like-
872
00:56:26,378 --> 00:56:29,438
Dude, can we go back to your grandma's
house? I have to use the bathroom.
873
00:56:29,548 --> 00:56:32,142
We are not goin' to my grandma's house.
Go pee in the alley.
874
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:34,879
- I have to pee out of my ass.
- [ Samantha ] Oh, man.
875
00:56:34,987 --> 00:56:38,479
You know what? It's too late to go to your
grandma's house. I should get going anyway.
876
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:41,650
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late.
It's right around the corner. We can totally go.
877
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,228
It's an emergency.
[ Groans ]
878
00:56:44,329 --> 00:56:49,130
Now, remember. They're probably sleeping,
so please be quiet.
879
00:56:49,234 --> 00:56:53,295
- [ Man Speaking Spanish ]
- Think I hear voices.
880
00:56:53,405 --> 00:56:56,772
- Is that Spanish?
- Numero dos. Andale.
881
00:56:56,875 --> 00:57:00,572
- [ Man Continues In Spanish ]
- [ Women Laughing ]
882
00:57:00,679 --> 00:57:04,740
[ Laughing Continues ]
883
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:16,960
Hey, Grandma.
884
00:57:17,062 --> 00:57:20,429
I don't understand wha-
[ Laughs ]
885
00:57:20,532 --> 00:57:23,592
- what these people are saying.
- [ Mouths Words ]
886
00:57:23,702 --> 00:57:26,193
[ Continues In Spanish ]
887
00:57:26,305 --> 00:57:28,205
Chi-Chi Zapata.
888
00:57:28,307 --> 00:57:31,105
Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.
889
00:57:32,811 --> 00:57:34,779
I didn't know
you were bringin' people.
890
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,576
I would have... trimmed my antlers.
891
00:57:46,091 --> 00:57:50,357
- Your grandma's hilarious.
- Yeah, she's not normally like this.
892
00:57:50,462 --> 00:57:52,487
Is that beer? Can I have one?
893
00:57:52,598 --> 00:57:54,623
Here, you can have all of them.
Where's the bathroom?
894
00:57:54,733 --> 00:57:56,633
It's upstairs, to the left.
895
00:57:56,735 --> 00:57:59,169
- ## [ Salsa ]
- Oh, I love that music.
896
00:57:59,271 --> 00:58:01,068
## [ Singing In Spanish ]
897
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:03,539
- Come here, cutie.
- Oh, hey.
898
00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:06,406
- [ Babbling ]
- Ow. My face.
899
00:58:06,512 --> 00:58:09,242
[ Both Laughing ]
900
00:58:09,348 --> 00:58:11,248
Hey. Hey, Grandma?
901
00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:14,217
Do you- Do you think maybe I could talk
to you in the kitchen for a second?
902
00:58:14,319 --> 00:58:17,220
- Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer.
- Okay.
903
00:58:17,322 --> 00:58:19,483
Come on. Why don't we have
that beer in the kitchen?
904
00:58:19,591 --> 00:58:21,718
Okay, honey. Woo-hoo.
905
00:58:21,827 --> 00:58:24,694
- Here's a pill.
- [ Screams, Laughs ]
906
00:58:24,797 --> 00:58:28,756
Grandma, why aren't you in bed?
907
00:58:32,604 --> 00:58:36,165
[ Belches ]
Oop. Oh. Excuse me.
908
00:58:36,275 --> 00:58:38,334
[ Can Crinkles ]
909
00:58:38,443 --> 00:58:41,935
Well, w-we were getting-
[ Laughs ]
910
00:58:42,047 --> 00:58:44,447
We were getting ready for bed...
911
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:47,383
and-and then we had
a pot of Sophie's tea.
912
00:58:47,486 --> 00:58:51,752
- What tea?
- Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser.
913
00:58:51,857 --> 00:58:56,521
Oh, we thought it would be nice to-
to drink it in memory of Sophie.
914
00:58:57,996 --> 00:59:01,796
[ Whispering ]
I can hear my hair growing.
915
00:59:03,969 --> 00:59:06,199
You want some soup?
916
00:59:07,306 --> 00:59:09,467
I-I'm okay, Grandma.
917
00:59:11,076 --> 00:59:15,740
- My grandma drank all my pot.
- That is great.
918
00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:19,909
I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many
people get to say that in their lifetime?
919
00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:22,145
- Do you have any more pot?
- No.
920
00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,484
I could definitely
smoke a joint right now.
921
00:59:24,590 --> 00:59:27,753
- Really?
- Yeah.
922
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:31,626
- Call that weirdo Dante.
- Yeah, call him.
923
00:59:31,730 --> 00:59:34,494
Hey, easy, pothead.
I'll get you your fix.
924
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,468
It's cool if I invited some of my friends
from the Crazy Beaver, right?
925
00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:42,734
Maybe next time you could go a little less
on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.
926
00:59:42,841 --> 00:59:45,901
There's no trouble, bro.
They're people,just like you and me.
927
00:59:46,011 --> 00:59:48,275
Now hit this joint
and have some fun.
928
00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:51,645
This isn't the, uh,
''I think I'm a deer'' shit, is it?
929
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,742
- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein.
- [ Coughing ]
930
00:59:54,853 --> 01:00:00,519
- Why is it Frankenstein?
- 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this.
931
01:00:00,626 --> 01:00:04,460
- [ Laughing ]
- Need food.
932
01:00:10,102 --> 01:00:12,036
Look, I'm the Cookie Monster.
933
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:19,209
[ Lilly ]
What's up, homey?
934
01:00:20,345 --> 01:00:23,314
Peanut butter.
935
01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:26,407
- I love Madame Kamay.
936
01:00:29,288 --> 01:00:32,883
## [ Singing ]
937
01:00:39,563 --> 01:00:42,361
Let's just say I learned a lot
about owning a lion.
938
01:00:42,465 --> 01:00:45,195
He learned better not own one.
939
01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:50,262
- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu.
- [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''
940
01:00:50,373 --> 01:00:54,002
Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught
you on the news yesterday.
941
01:00:54,110 --> 01:00:56,510
- Really?
- Yeah.
942
01:00:56,613 --> 01:01:00,049
By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece
of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
943
01:01:00,150 --> 01:01:04,587
[ Laughs ]
Yeah. Yeah.
944
01:01:04,688 --> 01:01:08,124
Hey, man. Lookin'back,
maybe that lion was a bad idea.
945
01:01:08,224 --> 01:01:10,624
That's why Dr. Shakalu's
hookin' me up with a monkey.
946
01:01:10,727 --> 01:01:12,627
I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.
947
01:01:12,729 --> 01:01:16,187
[ Shouts, Speaks French ]
948
01:01:16,299 --> 01:01:20,167
Yeah, a... karate monkey.
You know, that's probably safer.
949
01:01:20,270 --> 01:01:22,170
Yeah. It makes sense.
950
01:01:22,272 --> 01:01:25,503
- Who wants some cereal?
- Yeah!
951
01:01:25,609 --> 01:01:28,203
- [ Snickers ]
- Colonel Crackers is the best!
952
01:01:28,311 --> 01:01:32,213
Oh, I just wish he would hop off
the box and hang out with us.
953
01:01:32,315 --> 01:01:34,215
I think he's so cute.
954
01:01:35,719 --> 01:01:38,153
Guess I'm not high enough
to get that one. [ Chuckles ]
955
01:01:38,254 --> 01:01:41,655
Guess what else
you're not gonna get, party pooper?
956
01:01:41,758 --> 01:01:43,692
The colonel. Here, honey.
957
01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:46,694
Sucks to be you, nerd.
958
01:01:49,399 --> 01:01:51,367
Hey, has anybody got a light?
I found some weed.
959
01:01:51,468 --> 01:01:53,629
- Oh, I do.
- I wanna smoke it.
960
01:01:53,737 --> 01:01:56,934
- It'll be fun.
- What is this?
961
01:01:58,241 --> 01:02:00,175
Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number.
962
01:02:00,276 --> 01:02:03,643
- Lucky you.
- You guys heard him talk like a robot?
963
01:02:03,747 --> 01:02:05,977
[ Robot Voice ]
He's a fucking psycho.
964
01:02:06,082 --> 01:02:07,982
Hey, we gotta prank call him.
Let's prank call him.
965
01:02:08,084 --> 01:02:09,984
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
966
01:02:10,086 --> 01:02:13,453
Stupid polygon.
967
01:02:13,556 --> 01:02:16,252
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
Debug! I tried that.
968
01:02:16,359 --> 01:02:18,327
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
Graphic meter! No, that's not it.
969
01:02:21,414 --> 01:02:24,315
Shit! This is not working.
970
01:02:24,417 --> 01:02:26,783
[ Robot Voice ] You'll never finish.
This game is falling apart.
971
01:02:26,887 --> 01:02:28,821
[ Normal Voice ]
No, it's not. Shut up.
972
01:02:28,922 --> 01:02:31,584
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ]
You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not.
973
01:02:31,691 --> 01:02:35,491
I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be
the best thing that anyone has ever seen.
974
01:02:35,595 --> 01:02:38,063
[ Robot Voice ] Delusional thoughts
from Fantasy Island.
975
01:02:38,164 --> 01:02:40,792
You'll never get metal legs.
Samantha is fucking Alex.
976
01:02:40,901 --> 01:02:42,801
[ Normal Voice ]
No, she's not!
977
01:02:42,903 --> 01:02:46,839
[ Grunts ]
Oh!
978
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:48,498
[ Buzzes ]
979
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,772
Hmm.
980
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:12,211
- Oh, my God.
- Hey. Look how young and cute you are.
981
01:03:12,314 --> 01:03:14,680
Hey. [ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.
982
01:03:14,783 --> 01:03:17,377
Baby want some milk?
983
01:03:17,486 --> 01:03:20,011
Baby loves milk.
984
01:03:20,122 --> 01:03:23,091
- Oh, my God.
- [ Slurping ]
985
01:03:23,192 --> 01:03:26,684
[ Slurping Continues, Laughs ]
986
01:03:26,795 --> 01:03:30,799
[ Laughs, Mutters ]
987
01:03:30,799 --> 01:03:33,768
Yeah, suck those jugs, kid!
988
01:03:33,869 --> 01:03:37,134
- [ All Laughing ]
- [ Chuckles ]
989
01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:39,298
[ Muffled ]
They're so good.
990
01:03:41,577 --> 01:03:43,408
- Oh, kick to the head.
- Yeah!
991
01:03:45,014 --> 01:03:47,380
- There we go. There we go.
- What is that little baby move?
992
01:03:47,483 --> 01:03:49,542
You want an ice cream sandwich?
They're on whole wheat with lettuce.
993
01:03:51,371 --> 01:03:52,770
Oh, no. That's okay.
But you know what?
994
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:55,807
- I think the bikers want some in the dining room.
- Oh, okay.
995
01:03:55,908 --> 01:03:58,536
- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this.
- Yep. That's right.
996
01:04:01,847 --> 01:04:06,147
So, I mean, what's it like being old?
It's gotta be weird, right?
997
01:04:06,252 --> 01:04:08,584
I mean, you saw
a lot of stuff go down:
998
01:04:08,687 --> 01:04:14,626
World War I, World War II,
the automobile, Tupac- I mean-
999
01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:18,458
I once gave Charlie Chaplin
a hand job.
1000
01:04:18,564 --> 01:04:23,092
No way! Was he silent?
1001
01:04:23,202 --> 01:04:27,298
[ Chuckles ]
Not after I was done with him.
1002
01:04:27,406 --> 01:04:31,035
Oh, you're so cute.
1003
01:04:31,143 --> 01:04:33,373
You remind me of Charlie.
1004
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:36,480
You little tramp, you.
1005
01:04:38,484 --> 01:04:42,011
- Cabo Wabo shots.
1006
01:04:42,121 --> 01:04:46,057
- You're up first, Samantha.
- [ Speaking Foreign Language ]
1007
01:04:46,158 --> 01:04:49,821
I don't think so.
Tequila really messes me up.
1008
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:51,829
It's supposed to. Come on.
1009
01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:53,831
Well, you know, if you don't do it,
I'm gonna do it...
1010
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:57,767
- and that's one more thing I beat you at.
- Oh, you asshole!
1011
01:04:57,870 --> 01:05:00,430
All right. Pour me one.
You know what? Pour me two.
1012
01:05:00,539 --> 01:05:04,407
I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
[ Laughs ]
1013
01:05:04,510 --> 01:05:07,138
Hey, you don't really have to do two.
I was just kidding.
1014
01:05:07,246 --> 01:05:09,646
What's the matter,
nana's boy? Can't hang?
1015
01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:15,610
- [ Laughs ]
- Wow.
1016
01:05:15,721 --> 01:05:20,351
Someone ass getting laid tonight.
1017
01:05:25,431 --> 01:05:27,331
[ Farts ]
1018
01:05:30,703 --> 01:05:32,967
Doctor, we're not
in the rain forest, man.
1019
01:05:33,072 --> 01:05:35,097
[ Laughs ]
1020
01:05:35,207 --> 01:05:38,472
My beef-
[ Sniffs ] strong.
1021
01:05:38,577 --> 01:05:41,478
Your beef wrong.
1022
01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:45,038
And here I am
with Abbott and Costello.
1023
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,618
Wow. Which one did you nail?
1024
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,451
[ Chuckles ]
One? Try both.
1025
01:05:51,557 --> 01:05:54,651
[ Scoffs ]
You were a dirty old whore.
1026
01:05:55,694 --> 01:05:57,924
What do you mean, were?
1027
01:06:01,967 --> 01:06:03,901
Yes.
1028
01:06:20,653 --> 01:06:22,712
I wanna... sing?
1029
01:06:22,821 --> 01:06:24,914
What? You're too wasted to sing.
1030
01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:28,516
Whatever. Like there's
such a thing as too wasted.
1031
01:06:28,627 --> 01:06:32,085
- ## [ Continues ]
- Sorry.
1032
01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,392
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
1033
01:06:36,869 --> 01:06:39,201
- [ Record Scratches ]
1034
01:06:39,305 --> 01:06:41,967
## [ Pop ]
1035
01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:45,776
[ Screams ]
Ow!
1036
01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,775
Oh.
1037
01:06:52,618 --> 01:06:54,848
## [ Singing ]
1038
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,765
## [ Continues ]
1039
01:07:32,825 --> 01:07:36,283
I fucking love this girl!
1040
01:07:36,395 --> 01:07:39,091
[ Dante ]
1041
01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:42,760
[ Music, Chattering Fade ]
1042
01:07:42,868 --> 01:07:45,530
[ Birds Chirping ]
1043
01:07:49,808 --> 01:07:51,799
Oh.
1044
01:08:01,086 --> 01:08:03,054
[ Whispering ]
Ooh.
1045
01:08:04,089 --> 01:08:06,614
[ Groans ]
Oh.
1046
01:08:09,161 --> 01:08:11,220
Oh. [ Sighs ]
1047
01:08:11,330 --> 01:08:14,527
Did I hallucinate
a party last night?
1048
01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:17,625
That is adora-
Look at the little cowboy hat.
1049
01:08:17,736 --> 01:08:20,933
- [ Chuckles ]
- Morning.
1050
01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:23,667
Well, you must have been
off duty last night, Sheriff.
1051
01:08:23,776 --> 01:08:25,710
Great, old pictures,
'cause you know, for a minute...
1052
01:08:25,811 --> 01:08:28,439
- I thought it might be something embarrassing.
- [ Both Laughing ]
1053
01:08:28,547 --> 01:08:31,948
- What Halloween was that?
- No, that wasn't Halloween.
1054
01:08:32,050 --> 01:08:36,180
- That was his first day at high school.
- Oh. Are those leopard spandex?
1055
01:08:36,288 --> 01:08:39,883
[ Chuckles ]
Look. You can see his pee-pee.
1056
01:08:39,992 --> 01:08:43,553
Okay, okay. The sheriff demands
that those pictures be burned.
1057
01:08:43,662 --> 01:08:46,631
Oh, look here.
Look at this report card.
1058
01:08:46,732 --> 01:08:50,168
Let's see. All A's. Impressive.
1059
01:08:50,269 --> 01:08:52,203
I'm a genius. What can I say?
1060
01:08:52,304 --> 01:08:54,238
Well, you were
up till high school.
1061
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:57,968
Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused.
I guess it was just puberty.
1062
01:08:58,076 --> 01:09:00,476
Yeah. It was definitely puberty.
1063
01:09:00,579 --> 01:09:02,706
Oh, lookit here.
1064
01:09:02,815 --> 01:09:06,148
Here's Alex's grandfather
holding baby Alex.
1065
01:09:07,653 --> 01:09:10,213
It was 1 0 years last month.
1066
01:09:10,322 --> 01:09:12,586
I'm so sorry.
1067
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:16,058
[ Cries ] That's why I like Alex
to be in the house...
1068
01:09:16,161 --> 01:09:19,221
because it makes me
feel closer to him.
1069
01:09:20,499 --> 01:09:22,660
He loved you so much.
1070
01:09:22,768 --> 01:09:27,068
I loved him, and I love you,
and I love being your roomie.
1071
01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:30,107
You would have loved
my grandfather.
1072
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:33,007
He was the coolest. He would have had
a beer or two with us last night.
1073
01:09:33,111 --> 01:09:35,045
He would have had 20.
1074
01:09:35,147 --> 01:09:38,514
- No, he had a problem.
- He would have definitely
fit in with that crowd then.
1075
01:09:38,617 --> 01:09:43,054
We had such fun last night.
I've gotta get the name of that tea.
1076
01:09:44,289 --> 01:09:46,189
Oh, my gosh. It's already noon.
1077
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:49,124
I should probably get going.
Alex, could you give me a ride?
1078
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:51,856
- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- It was such a pleasure.
1079
01:09:51,964 --> 01:09:54,592
- Thank you for showing me all the photos.
- Come any time, sweetheart.
1080
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:56,600
- I've got four more boxes.
- Okay.
1081
01:09:56,702 --> 01:09:58,897
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
1082
01:09:59,004 --> 01:10:01,802
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- Oh.
1083
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:03,602
- See you later, Grandma.
- Okay.
1084
01:10:06,378 --> 01:10:09,711
[ Muttering ]
1085
01:10:09,815 --> 01:10:14,047
- Barry, I think it's time for you
and the milk maid to go home.
- [ Muffled ] Okay, Alex.
1086
01:10:14,152 --> 01:10:17,610
Yeah. West West,yo.
1087
01:10:25,197 --> 01:10:27,563
Grace, I have
a confession to make.
1088
01:10:29,301 --> 01:10:33,203
Uh, you... were my first.
1089
01:10:34,573 --> 01:10:36,871
Really?
1090
01:10:36,975 --> 01:10:39,034
Oh, that's sweet.
1091
01:10:40,078 --> 01:10:43,343
Let's see. You were my, uh-
1092
01:10:44,983 --> 01:10:47,349
I don't know. 3,000 something.
1093
01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:56,052
Word up.
[ Sighs ]
1094
01:10:56,161 --> 01:10:58,527
Ah.
1095
01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:02,031
[ Inhales ]
1096
01:11:02,134 --> 01:11:04,068
I should have worn a condom.
1097
01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:09,272
[ Alex ]
Nice place.
1098
01:11:09,374 --> 01:11:11,968
I've never met anyone
with 300 roommates.
1099
01:11:12,077 --> 01:11:15,535
Yeah, it gets messy, but
I've got 50 housekeepers, so-
1100
01:11:15,647 --> 01:11:17,672
That helps.
1101
01:11:17,783 --> 01:11:20,843
- This is my room.
- Here we are.
1102
01:11:20,953 --> 01:11:22,887
Yep.
1103
01:11:26,592 --> 01:11:28,583
Thanks.
1104
01:11:28,694 --> 01:11:32,562
So I will, uh...
see you on Monday.
1105
01:11:32,664 --> 01:11:34,689
See you on Monday.
1106
01:11:36,234 --> 01:11:38,168
- Thanks for the ride.
- You're welcome.
1107
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,535
Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket.
1108
01:11:53,552 --> 01:11:55,679
Hey, I forgot my-
1109
01:12:01,226 --> 01:12:05,162
Wow. I just came back
to get my parking ticket.
1110
01:12:05,263 --> 01:12:09,165
- I know. Here.
- What if I had been the bellboy?
1111
01:12:09,267 --> 01:12:11,292
I was kinda hopin' you were.
1112
01:12:14,806 --> 01:12:17,741
- I'll see you at work.
- I'll be there.
1113
01:12:17,843 --> 01:12:19,743
I'll be the older gentleman.
1114
01:12:19,845 --> 01:12:23,372
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]
1115
01:12:23,482 --> 01:12:26,178
[ Robot Voice ]
I am a genius.
1116
01:12:26,284 --> 01:12:29,515
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]
1117
01:12:29,621 --> 01:12:35,025
[ Robot Voice ]
Samantha, you will be mine, mine.
1118
01:12:37,996 --> 01:12:40,396
Must ingest more fuel.
1119
01:12:43,969 --> 01:12:47,735
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]
1120
01:12:56,715 --> 01:12:59,479
[ Beeping ]
1121
01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,484
[ Normal Voice ]
When did I get a message?
1122
01:13:04,322 --> 01:13:07,291
- [ Beeps ]
- [ Female Voice ] You have one new message.
1123
01:13:07,392 --> 01:13:09,292
[ Alex ]
Hey,J.P., you fuckin' freak.
1124
01:13:09,394 --> 01:13:11,294
We're partyin'.
Where are you at?
1125
01:13:11,396 --> 01:13:13,591
[ Chuckles ]
I'll chirp you later. Here's Sam.
1126
01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:15,599
[ Samantha ]
What do I- Hey,J.P.
1127
01:13:15,701 --> 01:13:18,329
We celebrated the game tonight,
so-Jeff, stop it.
1128
01:13:18,437 --> 01:13:20,530
[Jeff, Robot Voice ]
Give me the phone. My name is J.P.
1129
01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:23,335
- I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
- [ Line Disconnects ]
1130
01:13:24,643 --> 01:13:26,634
[ Robot Voice ]
I am not amused.
1131
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:34,248
Yes, that's correct.
She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.
1132
01:13:34,352 --> 01:13:37,287
Yeah. Next question. Right here.
1133
01:13:37,389 --> 01:13:40,324
Do you think that she
invented the hand job?
1134
01:13:40,425 --> 01:13:42,359
Ooh. No, I don't.
1135
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:46,295
But she did say she started
the finger in the ass during a blow job.
1136
01:13:46,398 --> 01:13:48,628
Yeah. She was a pioneer.
1137
01:13:48,734 --> 01:13:53,000
Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and
gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.
1138
01:13:53,105 --> 01:13:56,802
- For 1 3 hours. [ Giggles ]
- [ Applause ]
1139
01:13:58,076 --> 01:14:00,306
Okay. That's enough. Thank you.
1140
01:14:00,412 --> 01:14:02,471
[ Applause Stops ]
1141
01:14:02,581 --> 01:14:06,017
Jeff, sounded like quite
a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ]
1142
01:14:06,118 --> 01:14:10,179
- What do you mean?
- I got the hilarious message
that you and Alex left.
1143
01:14:10,288 --> 01:14:13,348
Almost as hilarious
as your... face.
1144
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,392
Look, we were just kidding,J.P.
1145
01:14:15,494 --> 01:14:18,895
- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ##
- [ All Laughing ]
1146
01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:21,124
[ Giggles ]
So where's Alex?
1147
01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:24,168
What, did he take the day off
and die of old age?
1148
01:14:24,269 --> 01:14:26,965
- No, he went to lunch with Samantha.
- What?
1149
01:14:27,072 --> 01:14:30,769
[ Grunts, Imitates Hydraulics ]
1150
01:14:32,844 --> 01:14:34,539
[ All Laughing ]
1151
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:39,524
So, who wants to hear about my
S.T.D. from the silent film era?
1152
01:14:39,632 --> 01:14:43,591
Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy
smelled like the Great Depression.
1153
01:14:47,340 --> 01:14:49,433
Do you want any snacks, Alex?
1154
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:51,669
Oh. No, thanks, Grandma.
I'm fine.
1155
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:53,678
- [ Typing ]
- [ Electronic Whooshing ]
1156
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:56,374
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
1157
01:14:56,482 --> 01:14:59,076
[ Lilly ] Could you
get that please, dear?
1158
01:14:59,185 --> 01:15:01,119
Sure thing, Grandma.
1159
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:03,450
- Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex.
- I can only hope, Grace.
1160
01:15:08,812 --> 01:15:12,976
- The fuck are you doin' here?
- I need to speak with you, Alex.
1161
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:15,984
[ Sobbing ]
1162
01:15:18,288 --> 01:15:22,349
It's just that the phone message
really bummed me out.
1163
01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:25,860
I- I can't help it
that I'm different.
1164
01:15:25,962 --> 01:15:28,089
I just-
I want you guys to like me...
1165
01:15:28,198 --> 01:15:32,601
and you look at me
like I'm a f-freak.
1166
01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:36,160
[ Whimpering, Sobbing ]
1167
01:15:36,273 --> 01:15:40,175
J.P., I gotta be honest.
The robot voice does not help your cause.
1168
01:15:40,277 --> 01:15:45,044
[ Sniffles ] I know.
I do it when I get neous.
1169
01:15:45,148 --> 01:15:48,140
- [ Groans ]
- Look, nobody hates you, okay?
1170
01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:50,151
I'm gonna talk toJeff
and the other guys...
1171
01:15:50,253 --> 01:15:52,153
and we'll all go
hang out one night.
1172
01:15:52,255 --> 01:15:55,747
- And Samantha?
- And Samantha.
1173
01:15:55,859 --> 01:16:00,353
Really? That'll be awesome.
Thanks, Alex.
1174
01:16:00,464 --> 01:16:03,592
Hey, everyone at Brainasium
totally respects you.
1175
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:06,931
I mean, you created one of the greatest
games ever when you were just a kid.
1176
01:16:07,037 --> 01:16:08,937
You're a fuckin' legend, man.
1177
01:16:09,039 --> 01:16:12,998
I know. I am pretty... amazing.
1178
01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:15,010
[ Chuckles ]
1179
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:18,673
Mmm. What's that?
1180
01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:21,842
Oh, that's nothing.
1181
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,977
It's-Well-
1182
01:16:24,087 --> 01:16:28,547
It's this game I've been designing
in my spare time...
1183
01:16:28,658 --> 01:16:30,558
for the last couple of years.
1184
01:16:30,660 --> 01:16:33,686
Wow. This 3-D mapping
is so smooth.
1185
01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:35,560
- Yeah.
- Did you design it by yourself?
1186
01:16:35,665 --> 01:16:38,361
- Yeah. Yeah.
- There's no clipping at all.
1187
01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:41,266
- Who did the programming?
- Uh, I did that too.
1188
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,904
Hey, what can I say?
I'm a 3 5-year-old prodigy.
1189
01:16:46,009 --> 01:16:49,376
[ Chortling ]
Thirty-five- prodi-
1190
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,879
The collision detection's
excellent on this.
1191
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,815
Hey, you know what? I could, like,
take this home for you...
1192
01:16:54,918 --> 01:16:57,910
and-and maybe give you
some notes on it or something.
1193
01:16:58,021 --> 01:17:02,720
You know, that's something
a normal person... or a friend would do, right?
1194
01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:06,227
Yeah. Yeah, actually.
That-That would be really cool.
1195
01:17:06,329 --> 01:17:09,059
The lighting effects
are really realistic.
1196
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:12,260
Here.Just, uh-
1197
01:17:12,369 --> 01:17:16,169
Do me a favor, all right?
Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius.
1198
01:17:16,273 --> 01:17:20,437
- I'm a genius.
- Yeah, I know you are.
1199
01:17:20,544 --> 01:17:24,947
And also, dude- I haven't told
any of the guys at work about this.
1200
01:17:25,048 --> 01:17:27,915
It's kind of a secret, uh-
1201
01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:31,181
So just be careful with that disk
and-and-and don't tell anyone.
1202
01:17:31,288 --> 01:17:34,849
Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name.
[ Chuckles ]
1203
01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:37,586
Actually, it's not. It's Philip.
1204
01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:39,821
[ Sobs ]
1205
01:17:46,069 --> 01:17:48,799
- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please?
- Here go.
1206
01:17:48,905 --> 01:17:51,066
Thanks, pal.
1207
01:17:51,174 --> 01:17:54,302
This guy's not gonna rip my heart out
of my chest and show it to me, is he?
1208
01:17:54,411 --> 01:17:57,039
No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.
1209
01:17:57,147 --> 01:17:59,206
He's teaching me and Monkey
tae kwon do.
1210
01:17:59,316 --> 01:18:03,548
I got my yellow belt today.
Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.
1211
01:18:03,653 --> 01:18:07,054
Monkey sucker... punch!
1212
01:18:07,157 --> 01:18:10,718
- That's how I got this fat lip.
- Where's the monkey now?
1213
01:18:10,827 --> 01:18:13,022
He's upstairs,
puttin' his nunchakus away.
1214
01:18:13,129 --> 01:18:15,495
Yo, that party
was off the hook, kid.
1215
01:18:15,599 --> 01:18:18,363
Your girl can drink
her fuckin' face off.
1216
01:18:18,468 --> 01:18:22,461
- [ Screeching, Banging ]
- Shut up, Monkey! I got company, dude.
1217
01:18:22,572 --> 01:18:24,802
[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]
1218
01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:28,071
Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho
to go make the monkey be quiet?
1219
01:18:28,178 --> 01:18:30,510
Yes, sir.
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
1220
01:18:36,486 --> 01:18:39,250
[ Foreign Language ]
1221
01:18:41,024 --> 01:18:43,151
[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]
1222
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:47,321
[ Shouting ]
1223
01:18:48,999 --> 01:18:50,899
[ Foreign Language ]
1224
01:18:52,669 --> 01:18:58,107
- Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese.
- Yeah, I can see that.
1225
01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,939
[ Lee Ho Shouting,
Blows Landing ]
1226
01:19:02,045 --> 01:19:04,775
- [ Thud, Glass Breaking ]
- What the fuck?
1227
01:19:04,881 --> 01:19:07,714
Mr. Lee Ho?
1228
01:19:11,588 --> 01:19:13,522
Monkey?
1229
01:19:18,395 --> 01:19:19,953
- [ Screeching ]
- [ Crash ]
1230
01:19:20,063 --> 01:19:23,032
- Oh, shit!
1231
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:27,031
You have to cup your arm at the bottom
tightly and then release slowly like this.
1232
01:19:27,137 --> 01:19:30,106
- Watch.
- [ Farting Noise ]
1233
01:19:30,206 --> 01:19:32,106
Try it.
1234
01:19:33,610 --> 01:19:35,976
- [ Soft Farting Noise ]
- Dude, I- I can't do it.
1235
01:19:36,079 --> 01:19:39,048
Just practice on the weekends
and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.
1236
01:19:44,220 --> 01:19:46,120
Don't tell me
your grandma beats you.
1237
01:19:46,222 --> 01:19:49,919
That's... more believable
than what actually happened.
1238
01:19:50,026 --> 01:19:51,926
So, what's this
big meeting about?
1239
01:19:52,028 --> 01:19:54,326
[ Inhales ]
I think it's about farting.
1240
01:19:54,431 --> 01:19:56,626
[ Farting Noise ]
1241
01:19:58,234 --> 01:20:01,726
Gentlemen, Samantha...
1242
01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:05,535
last night I received
a rough copy ofJ.P.'s new game...
1243
01:20:05,642 --> 01:20:08,907
and let me just say that
it invaded my mind with such force...
1244
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:12,914
I thought I was going to explode
into the atmosphere.
1245
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,916
It really is amazing.
1246
01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:18,112
[ Cheezle ] Yes. If you
turn your attention to the monitor...
1247
01:20:18,221 --> 01:20:20,781
I'll give you a glimpse
of the future.
1248
01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:23,415
Prepare your minds for...
''Demonik.''
1249
01:20:23,526 --> 01:20:25,289
- What?
- [ Electronic Whooshing ]
1250
01:20:27,797 --> 01:20:30,288
- This is my game.
- Shh. I wanna watch.
1251
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,369
Uh- Hey, no. No. Stop, please.
1252
01:20:33,470 --> 01:20:36,268
- This- This is my game.
-[ Electronic Whooshing ]
1253
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:40,469
- What are you saying, Alex?
- I've been developing this game
for over three years.
1254
01:20:40,577 --> 01:20:43,444
What are you talkin' about?
I've been workin' on this game all year.
1255
01:20:43,546 --> 01:20:45,446
You know that, Mr. Cheezle.
1256
01:20:45,548 --> 01:20:47,448
Okay, that's bullshit.
1257
01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:50,041
RoboBitch came over to my house last night.
I showed him this game.
1258
01:20:50,153 --> 01:20:52,849
He said he was gonna give me
some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it.
1259
01:20:52,956 --> 01:20:56,448
- Do you have another copy of the game?
- No.
1260
01:20:56,559 --> 01:20:58,493
Oh, well. That's convenient.
[ Snorts ]
1261
01:20:58,595 --> 01:21:00,392
Why didn't you tell me
you were designing a game?
1262
01:21:00,497 --> 01:21:02,988
[ Exhales ] I don't know.
I-I was self-conscious about it.
1263
01:21:03,099 --> 01:21:06,728
Oh, how cute. He's just trying
to get into your pants.
1264
01:21:06,836 --> 01:21:10,863
Dude, I will come over there and kick your
robot head right off of that skinny fuckin'body.
1265
01:21:10,974 --> 01:21:14,466
Wait, Alex. You're really clouding
the energy in this room right now.
1266
01:21:14,577 --> 01:21:16,875
Is there any way that you can
prove that this is your game?
1267
01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:19,210
- Challenge him, dude.
- Yeah!
1268
01:21:19,315 --> 01:21:21,840
What's that gonna prove,Jeff?
He probably stole the game from me...
1269
01:21:21,951 --> 01:21:24,419
copied it and learned
all the moves in one night.
1270
01:21:24,521 --> 01:21:26,682
- Mr. Cheezle, this is sad.
- Okay. That's it!
1271
01:21:26,790 --> 01:21:28,417
[ Cheezle ]
Whoa!
1272
01:21:28,525 --> 01:21:31,221
- [ Imitates Hydraulics ]
- [ Cheezle ] Wow, Alex.
1273
01:21:31,327 --> 01:21:35,593
Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come
back tomorrow and apologize toJ.P. I'm sorry.
1274
01:21:35,698 --> 01:21:38,861
Apologize? I been bustin'
my ass on this game!
1275
01:21:38,968 --> 01:21:41,436
Okay. Now your energy
is really scarin' me.
1276
01:21:41,538 --> 01:21:43,870
You know what?
Fuck energy. FuckJ.P.
1277
01:21:43,973 --> 01:21:46,703
Fuck Brainasium.
Fuck all of you. I quit.
1278
01:21:46,810 --> 01:21:48,937
- Wait! Alex-
- Let him go. Let him go.
1279
01:21:49,045 --> 01:21:51,240
- [ Door Opens ]
- Let him find his center and realign his chi.
1280
01:21:52,849 --> 01:21:56,216
- That's right, Monkey. Play my head.
1281
01:21:57,854 --> 01:22:01,346
- I want you to take the Frankenstein shit...
1282
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:04,757
the deer shit, the green monster,
the bling and the bling-bling...
1283
01:22:04,861 --> 01:22:07,193
and I want you to roll it all
into one joint.
1284
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:09,822
No one's ever been
brave enough to try that.
1285
01:22:09,933 --> 01:22:13,460
One man is. Roll it.
1286
01:22:13,570 --> 01:22:17,802
I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go
to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.
1287
01:22:17,907 --> 01:22:21,070
[ Brakes Screech,
Engine Revs, Shuts Off]
1288
01:22:23,847 --> 01:22:27,943
- Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here?
- Hi, Samantha.
1289
01:22:28,051 --> 01:22:30,110
No, honey. He should be at work.
1290
01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:32,120
But-Why? Is there something wrong?
1291
01:22:32,222 --> 01:22:36,386
No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an
argument at work over this video game, and-
1292
01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:39,894
- Alex's game, ''Demonik''?
- Yeah. Do you know it?
1293
01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:42,430
Of course. I love it.
1294
01:22:42,532 --> 01:22:44,523
I'm almost at
the final checking point...
1295
01:22:44,634 --> 01:22:47,068
except I have to deal
with those zombies.
1296
01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:49,070
They keep biting my neck.
[ Chuckles ]
1297
01:22:49,172 --> 01:22:51,436
- Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor?
- Sure.
1298
01:22:51,541 --> 01:22:53,805
[ Cackles ]
1299
01:22:53,910 --> 01:22:56,811
I'm videotapin' this
for scientific research.
1300
01:22:56,913 --> 01:22:58,904
This shit will be
on the Discovery Channel.
1301
01:23:05,622 --> 01:23:08,955
[ Coughing ]
1302
01:23:10,226 --> 01:23:12,126
Don't judge me, Monkey.
1303
01:23:17,467 --> 01:23:21,164
I just don't understand it. Why would
anybody do that, try to steal that from him?
1304
01:23:21,271 --> 01:23:23,296
[ Samantha ] I don't know, Lilly,
but he's not gonna-
1305
01:23:23,406 --> 01:23:25,306
Keep tryin', guys.
Backstreet for life. Oh, hey.
1306
01:23:25,408 --> 01:23:27,308
Hey,Jeff. Can you find Alex?
1307
01:23:27,410 --> 01:23:30,675
I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's
office and get this mess figured out.
1308
01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:33,305
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally.
- Thank you.
1309
01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:36,476
- Hello,Jeffrey.
- What's up, silver fox?
1310
01:23:36,586 --> 01:23:38,554
Why are you so sweaty?
1311
01:23:38,655 --> 01:23:41,215
- Oh, I started a fight club.
- Oh.
1312
01:23:41,324 --> 01:23:43,224
Yeah. So, where's Alex?
1313
01:23:43,326 --> 01:23:45,419
We don't know.
Nobody can find him.
1314
01:23:46,596 --> 01:23:48,826
I know where he is.
Come on, babe.
1315
01:23:57,106 --> 01:23:59,666
You got skills.
1316
01:23:59,776 --> 01:24:02,040
[ Phone Ringing ]
1317
01:24:02,145 --> 01:24:06,343
- [ Ringing Continues ]
- Wh-What is that ringing?
1318
01:24:08,084 --> 01:24:10,382
- Do I have a tumor?
- [ Rings ]
1319
01:24:10,486 --> 01:24:12,386
- Oh. Hello?
- [ Phone Beeps ]
1320
01:24:12,488 --> 01:24:15,719
- Hey, Dante. Is Alex there?
- Hold on.
1321
01:24:15,825 --> 01:24:18,293
Phone's for you.
I think it's the devil.
1322
01:24:21,998 --> 01:24:24,660
- Hello?
- Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.
1323
01:24:24,767 --> 01:24:28,328
- [ Inhaling ]
- I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.
1324
01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:31,703
- How baked are you right now?
- Who is this?
1325
01:24:31,808 --> 01:24:36,711
[ Laughing ]
Is this Ma Albert?
1326
01:24:36,813 --> 01:24:39,748
[ Mouths Words ]
God, you're torched.
1327
01:24:39,849 --> 01:24:42,340
Um- Okay, look.
There's an emergency.
1328
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,420
J.P. revealed himself
to be an actual robot...
1329
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:47,421
and he kidnapped your grandma,
and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.
1330
01:24:47,523 --> 01:24:50,856
- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there.
- [ Beeps ]
1331
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,224
- [ Moaning ]
- He's on his way.
1332
01:24:53,329 --> 01:24:56,821
- How much time to we have?
- Enough time to 69.
1333
01:24:56,933 --> 01:25:00,960
- Oh.Just like Don Knotts.
- Oh. Hello, Mayberry.
1334
01:25:01,070 --> 01:25:04,301
You gotta give me a ride.
1335
01:25:04,407 --> 01:25:06,967
I'm way too baked to drive
to the devil's house.
1336
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:11,946
[ Laughing ]
1337
01:25:12,048 --> 01:25:15,142
- Drive, Monkey! Drive!
- [ Car Horn Honking ]
1338
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:17,481
[ Chittering ]
1339
01:25:17,587 --> 01:25:20,420
I love what you did
with the bit-mapping.
1340
01:25:20,523 --> 01:25:25,654
Very stylish, very aggressive,
very, very Miyamoto.
1341
01:25:25,762 --> 01:25:28,754
- Right. That's what I was going for.
- [ Door Opens ]
1342
01:25:28,865 --> 01:25:32,232
- Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle?
- Yes, Samantha?
1343
01:25:32,335 --> 01:25:36,135
- I have proof thatJ.P. stole Alex's game.
- What proof?
1344
01:25:45,081 --> 01:25:47,549
I can't believe this stupidity!
1345
01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:51,108
- You actually want me to play
a 90-year-old woman?
- Ninety?
1346
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:53,450
- [ Chittering ]
- [ Alex ] Grandma.
1347
01:25:53,556 --> 01:25:58,084
- What are you doin' here?
- I'm tryin' to show these people
that you are not a liar.
1348
01:25:58,194 --> 01:26:00,754
Okay, let's go.
Let's start the game.
1349
01:26:00,863 --> 01:26:03,093
[ Cheezle ] All your attention
on the monitors, everybody.
1350
01:26:05,635 --> 01:26:07,262
Here I come to get ya.
1351
01:26:08,771 --> 01:26:11,171
- Get him. Get him.
- There he is. Okay. Okay.
1352
01:26:15,578 --> 01:26:17,705
Come on!
1353
01:26:20,116 --> 01:26:23,313
- Yes!
- How about that?
1354
01:26:25,488 --> 01:26:26,978
Fireball! Fireball!
1355
01:26:27,090 --> 01:26:29,217
Take this Level 2 lightning.
1356
01:26:31,260 --> 01:26:33,194
That's not good.
Don't worry. You're fine.
1357
01:26:33,296 --> 01:26:34,888
Take a little bit of the plague.
1358
01:26:39,402 --> 01:26:41,495
[ Alex ]
Come on, Grandma. Get up.
1359
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:44,229
Come on. Get up. Get up.
Recover. Recover.
1360
01:26:44,340 --> 01:26:49,175
Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote
is on. [ Chuckles ]
1361
01:26:49,278 --> 01:26:52,042
-Jerk!
- Get him, Lilly. Get him-
1362
01:26:53,783 --> 01:26:55,842
Don't forget I'm a prodigy.
1363
01:27:03,292 --> 01:27:05,522
[ Roaring ]
1364
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:10,221
And don't forget
it's my grandson's game.
1365
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,894
I will taste your flesh!
1366
01:27:14,003 --> 01:27:17,530
[ Cheering, Applause ]
1367
01:27:20,476 --> 01:27:22,910
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]
1368
01:27:24,647 --> 01:27:28,174
- [ Indistinct ]
1369
01:27:28,284 --> 01:27:31,742
- You guys, stop.
- That's right, Grandma.
1370
01:27:31,854 --> 01:27:34,186
I am so sorry
I didn't believe you, Alex.
1371
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:39,694
You know, I had a dream last night.
I was a snake slithering through the grass...
1372
01:27:39,796 --> 01:27:43,197
until I came upon a dead elk.
1373
01:27:43,299 --> 01:27:48,794
And I climbed... into his soul.
And it's there I stayed until morning.
1374
01:27:48,905 --> 01:27:54,741
Which meant that I will...
underestimate someone very close to me.
1375
01:27:54,844 --> 01:27:58,712
Wow. Where do you get your weed?
1376
01:27:58,815 --> 01:28:02,478
- From you, Dante.
- Oh, yeah!
1377
01:28:02,585 --> 01:28:04,883
What's up, Mr. Cheezle?
1378
01:28:04,987 --> 01:28:07,979
Okay,J.P. Let's go.
1379
01:28:08,090 --> 01:28:09,990
We'll have your mom
come and pick you up.
1380
01:28:10,092 --> 01:28:12,219
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]
1381
01:28:12,328 --> 01:28:14,888
[ Robot Voice ]
Take care,J.P.
1382
01:28:16,365 --> 01:28:19,459
[ Robot Voice ]
Please sit on my face.
1383
01:28:19,569 --> 01:28:21,469
That was not appropriate.
1384
01:28:31,714 --> 01:28:33,739
To the release... of''Demonik.''
1385
01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:35,750
- Cheers.
- Hear, hear.
1386
01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:38,286
- Yeah.
- Kanpai.
1387
01:28:38,387 --> 01:28:41,254
- Woo!
- Hey-Hey, Dante.
1388
01:28:41,357 --> 01:28:43,018
- We're all toasting.
- Hold up,yo.
1389
01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:47,118
- I been savin' this weed for a special occasion.
- What kind is this?
1390
01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:49,130
This one's called
the brown bomber...
1391
01:28:49,232 --> 01:28:52,531
'cause when you smoke it,
you get so stoned you shit your pants!
1392
01:28:52,635 --> 01:28:54,330
- [ Laughs ]
- Oh.
1393
01:28:54,437 --> 01:28:56,962
- I'm not- I don't wanna do that.
- [ Barry ] Uh,yeah.
1394
01:28:57,073 --> 01:29:00,008
I already shit my pants
this month, so I'm good.
1395
01:29:00,109 --> 01:29:03,203
- Whatever.
- [ Loud Thud ]
1396
01:29:05,581 --> 01:29:08,311
Uh, what the fuck was that?
1397
01:29:08,417 --> 01:29:10,885
That's a present
Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.
1398
01:29:10,987 --> 01:29:13,979
[ Clicking Tongue, Laughs ]
1399
01:29:14,090 --> 01:29:16,718
[ Loud Thud ]
1400
01:29:17,894 --> 01:29:19,953
Dude, a bag of weed
would have been fine.
1401
01:29:20,062 --> 01:29:22,189
- [ Elephant Trumpets ]
- [ Thud ]
1402
01:29:22,298 --> 01:29:25,665
- [ Screeches ]