1
00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:46,610
That's the ugliest thing
I've ever seen in my whole life.

2
00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:51,250
It certainly is.
Who sent it?

3
00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:56,050
That's strange, it doesn't say.
Who could've come from?

4
00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:59,970
I don't like it.
It's staring at me.

5
00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,490
It's probably one of
your uncle's jokes.

6
00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:04,450
I don't think it's funny
at all.

7
00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:55,370
<i>Darling, I'm just going
to have a shower.</i>

8
00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,730
<i>I'll be there in a minute.</i>

9
00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:36,370
Claudia, I told you not to leave
your toys laying about.

10
00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,570
Good God, you are hideous.

11
00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,530
<i>- Claudia?
- What?</i>

12
00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:47,610
I had a bond with you,
young lady.

13
00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:51,490
We had an agreement, didn't we?
Didn't we?

14
00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,450
<i>But daddy, I didn't
leave it there.</i>

15
00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:56,890
In a civilized society,
our word is our bond.

16
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<i>I don't know what
you're talking about.</i>

17
00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:02,930
Just because it's your birthday,
doesn't mean you can...

18
00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,050
Richard?

19
00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:37,930
Richard, what was that?

20
00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:13,410
You killed my mommy and daddy.

21
00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:20,090
And now you're pissing your pants,
you're pissing your pants...

22
00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:22,090
your pissing your pants!

23
00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:27,570
Wake up!
You're pissing your pants!

24
00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:32,810
<i>And now,
ladies and gentlemen...</i>

25
00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:36,090
<i>what you've all
been waiting for!</i>

26
00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,330
<i>Shitface...</i>

27
00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:42,650
<i>and the greatest ventriloquist
in Europe!</i>

28
00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,250
<i>The psychotic Psychs!</i>

29
00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,530
<i>Come on!</i>

30
00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,090
This grotesque abomination...

31
00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:07,250
is not even anatomically correct.

32
00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:12,450
Don't laugh,
it's a serious condition.

33
00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:16,890
Six years ago, I found him in
a cemetery back in the US...

34
00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:21,010
the little fucker tried
to rip me from hell.

35
00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,970
I was trying to give you
a hug.

36
00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,570
<i>I don't know much
about myself.</i>

37
00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:36,170
<i>I know I'm an orphan,
I know I'm a freak...</i>

38
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,450
<i>and of course,
I know that I'm Japanese.</i>

39
00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:43,570
<i>But why do I have such
terrible nightmares?</i>

40
00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:47,490
<i>Filled with rate and
blood and guts.</i>

41
00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:50,530
<i>I'm not like that at all.</i>

42
00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,610
<i>I would even hurt a fly.</i>

43
00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:57,130
<i>There it goes,
back to his family.</i>

44
00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,330
<i>I envy him.</i>

45
00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:03,130
<i>Sometimes, I wonder about
my own parents.</i>

46
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,570
<i>Were they Zen masters?</i>

47
00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,690
<i>Did they serve the emperor?</i>

48
00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:11,930
<i>Sometimes I wonder what my mom
and dad were really like.</i>

49
00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:21,890
So, you don't believe
in Santa Claus.

50
00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:26,250
Trust me honey, tonight
I'm gonna make you believe.

51
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,530
Wait to see what Santa is bringing
you, you naughty girl.

52
00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:32,010
No, I can hear you fine,
you're not breaking up.

53
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,490
Sheila I just said,
you're not breaking up.

54
00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:42,090
You're breaking up with me?

55
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:46,330
Wait! You're breaking up
with me on Christmas's Eve?

56
00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:50,490
Sheila, you've got to be
fucking kidding me!

57
00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:54,730
That's just great.

58
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,690
I knew it!

59
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,890
You're not real!

60
00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,210
You were never real!

61
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:18,050
You know what that kind of
disappointment can do to somebody?

62
00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:23,850
You have any idea how that
can fuck with your mind?

63
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:28,010
Fuck with your mind?
Fuck with your mind?

64
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:33,410
Fuck with your mind?
Fuck with your mind?

65
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:37,010
Chucky broke again.
This is bloody ridiculous!

66
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,210
Cut! Cut!

67
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,170
<i>Thirty-four, take 1.</i>

68
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,810
- Don't help me.
- Tony, what was that?

69
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:48,370
- I'm sorry, it's...
- This is unprofessional...

70
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,810
- and I can't work like this.
- No Jason, I'm sorry! Wait!

71
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:54,610
We're here in Hollywood
where production is underway...

72
00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:57,290
on the new horror flick
"Chucky Goes Psycho".

73
00:11:57,490 --> 00:12:00,490
The film tell the urban legend
of Chucky and Tiffany.

74
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:03,810
Two dolls supposedly possessed
by serial killers.

75
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:06,690
The dolls were found in the scene
of real life murders...

76
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,770
which remain unsolved
to this day.

77
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,330
Guys, I think Tiffany's
left arm is loose again.

78
00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:22,890
I'm looking for Jennifer?
Does anyone have a 20 on Jennifer?

79
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:34,610
Jennifer.
Got your skinny-quick.

80
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,450
We're ready for you on set.

81
00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:42,450
- Jennifer, I'm so proud of you.
- For what?

82
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:46,930
- For sticking to your diet.
- Thank you.

83
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,930
What's going on
in the world today?

84
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,130
Julia Roberts is getting 25
million for her next film.

85
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:02,210
I'm so tired of hearing
about Julia Roberts.

86
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,730
You know, I should've
played Erin Brockovich.

87
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,650
I could've done it
without the WonderBra.

88
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,170
Julia stole that part right
out from under me.

89
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,570
You know how? She slept with the
director, that's what I think.

90
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:15,090
Jennifer, you know
that's not true.

91
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,890
How come I don't ever get
any of the good roles anymore?

92
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,570
How come nobody
takes me seriously?

93
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,170
- Nice tits.
- Thank you.

94
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,530
Look at me, I'm an Oscar nominee,
for Christ's sake...

95
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,330
and now I'm fucking a puppet.

96
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:33,090
Got no fan mail,
no paparazzi, no stalkers.

97
00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,610
There must be something
I'm right for.

98
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:37,770
Let's see...

99
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:42,930
Hip Hop Superstar,
turned director Redman...

100
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:46,210
is still looking for the right
actress to take the female lead...

101
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,490
in his upcoming Bible epic.

102
00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:51,170
That sounds good.
What's the role?

103
00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:54,970
Virgin Mary.

104
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,810
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.

105
00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:01,650
It's perfect! It's just what I need
to reinvent myself.

106
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:05,610
The Virgin Mary. I always loved
the way she wears robes...

107
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:08,690
her hair off her face,
kinda like this.

108
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,090
Joan, get Morty on the phone...

109
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:15,290
and tell him I need to have a meeting
with this Redman right away.

110
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:19,690
<i>That's a wrap for Access Hollywood
reporting from Hollywood.</i>

111
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:23,210
<i>For as you can see, Chucky
and Tiffany are alive and well.</i>

112
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:26,450
<i>You can catch their movie in
theaters next Halloween.</i>

113
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:28,090
<i>Thank you, Chucky.</i>

114
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,810
<i>Fuck you very much.</i>

115
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,650
I'm not orphan after all.

116
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:44,530
Well...

117
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:48,050
you were shit last night...

118
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:52,730
- you're gonna have to be more scary.
- Scary?

119
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,890
Let's rehearse, shall we?

120
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,650
Hello.

121
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:24,690
Look, you gotta learn tapping
your killer instincts.

122
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:29,290
Give in to your natural
impulses, or else I'll have to...

123
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,290
fire your arm?

124
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,050
Hey!

125
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:50,530
Come here! Come here!

126
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,490
Come here!

127
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:57,130
Mary, you're truly a vision
of solid innocence.

128
00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:01,010
Unique among all women,
as pure as the virgin snow...

129
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,450
but I ask,
what is troubling you?

130
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:07,650
Joseph, husband,
there's been a miracle.

131
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:11,130
As I stand before you,
I must tell you...

132
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,410
I'm with child.

133
00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:15,570
But Mary, how could this be?

134
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,530
In accordance with God's whishes,
we never lay together...

135
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,370
as man and wife.

136
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:26,330
Yes it is true, and I beg you
that you believe when I tell you...

137
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:29,290
I've never lain with
any man at all.

138
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,970
Do you believe me, Joseph?
Do you?

139
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:37,090
- Do you?
- Yes, yes I do.

140
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:42,250
- You're great. You're super.
- Thank you, Mr. Man.

141
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,210
Could I call you Red?

142
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:47,570
There's a whole lot different ways
I can do it, not just the way you saw.

143
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:53,130
I can do it faster, I can do it
slower, I could do it as a rap.

144
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,370
No.

145
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:59,210
You already showed me a side of the
character I've never seen before.

146
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,450
Thank you.

147
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,610
But I think I'm gonna have
to go with my first choice.

148
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,210
Thanks for coming by anyway.

149
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,570
I'm a huge, huge fan...

150
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,730
I really wanna work with you
one day, we should call you...

151
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:13,850
Excuse me, I hope you don't
mind my asking but...

152
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,450
- who is your first choice?
- Julia Roberts.

153
00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:19,290
But thanks for
coming by anyways.

154
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,610
Listen Red...

155
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,970
I've been giving a lot
of thought to this project...

156
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,410
and I have a lot of interesting
ideas about the character...

157
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,250
and I was thinking maybe...

158
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:38,010
you'd like to discuss it in a more
intimate setting. Just the 2 of us.

159
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:43,490
Well, I didn't know you were that
passionate about the role.

160
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:47,370
Yes, very passionate.

161
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:53,130
So, shall we say, my place...

162
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,810
eight 'o clock?

163
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,210
Pardon me, sir.

164
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:34,930
Sorry.

165
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:38,490
Sorry, sir.

166
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,330
Don't mind me.
Excuse me.

167
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,570
Oh dear.

168
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,970
Mom?

169
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,930
Dad?

170
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,530
I've dreamed of this moment
all my life.

171
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:17,930
I know this must come
as quite a shock.

172
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,930
It's going to be an
adjustment for all of us.

173
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,610
Look, I still have the
necklace you left me.

174
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,170
I've always wanted to know,
what does this words mean?

175
00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:33,450
Is it our family motto?

176
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,450
Please say something!

177
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:41,370
It's because of the way
I look, isn't it?

178
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:46,890
For pity's sake,
please wake up!

179
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,770
Wake up.

180
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:57,810
"Aguei Due Dambala. Awake!"

181
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:35,810
- Tiff?
- Chucky?

182
00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:41,090
Who the hell are you?

183
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:42,890
Shitface.

184
00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:47,690
Now what kind of a name
is that?

185
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,850
Where are you mother
and father?

186
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:53,130
Checking from that face,
my guess is they're hiding.

187
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,170
Shut up, you asshole.

188
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:58,170
Come on, it looks like the kid
fell off the ugly tree...

189
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,650
and hit every branch
on the way down.

190
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:07,690
You gotta feel bad for the parents.
I wonder what they must look like.

191
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:18,330
Oh my God.

192
00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:34,450
What? No you didn't...
we didn't...

193
00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:40,210
Sweet Face, come to mommy!

194
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:54,330
What's going on?
Where are we?

195
00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:57,690
In Hollywood.
I saw you on the TV.

196
00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:01,610
Chucky, wake up!
Look at us!

197
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:06,050
We've had a make over!
We're movie stars!

198
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:11,010
Shit! Barbie mode!

199
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,890
They're puppets. They don't
walk and talk by themselves.

200
00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:19,490
Listen, if you want them to work,
I'm gonna have to take them apart.

201
00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:41,250
Is mommy ill?

202
00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,530
The courts thought so.

203
00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:15,930
Heads up!

204
00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:37,090
I'll stop believing that.

205
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:59,170
Hey, you're pissing your pants.

206
00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:02,370
Chucky, she's just had
an accident.

207
00:25:03,490 --> 00:25:07,170
You mean "he" had an accident.

208
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,010
Don't look at me.

209
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:24,730
See? What did I tell you?

210
00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:29,730
- A beautiful little girl.
- What? Are you blind?

211
00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:31,450
That's my boy!

212
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:36,370
It's just that he hasn't had
his growth spurt yet.

213
00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:41,050
Don't worry about it, son.
You're a later bloomer, that's all.

214
00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:43,610
And it's high time
that you had a real name.

215
00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:47,530
Let's see, I'm gonna call you...

216
00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,610
Glen.

217
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:55,370
Glen? What kind of name
is that for a girl?

218
00:25:55,530 --> 00:26:00,050
Don't listen to him, honey.
From now on, your name is...

219
00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:01,930
Glenda.

220
00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:07,770
Run, Glenda!

221
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,410
Geez! What a mess!

222
00:26:28,530 --> 00:26:30,890
There you are, mister good bar.

223
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,610
<i>Jennifer Tilly!</i>

224
00:27:06,050 --> 00:27:07,210
Hello!

225
00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:16,650
Oh my God!
You look so real.

226
00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:19,610
You look so real!

227
00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:24,810
You're cuter than
my last boyfriend.

228
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,090
I think we make
a lovely couple.

229
00:27:43,650 --> 00:27:46,490
Jennifer! Mrs. Tilly!
Were you having an affair with him?

230
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,450
I don't know what
you're talking about.

231
00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,370
Pete Peters,
Celebrities Reveal.

232
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,330
- Jennifer, what did you see?
- You want me to draw a picture?

233
00:27:54,410 --> 00:27:58,570
- Somebody give her a piece of paper!
- I'm not going to draw a picture.

234
00:27:58,650 --> 00:28:01,210
Don't feel bad, you're an
actress, not an artist, uh?

235
00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:02,850
What were you doing
when you saw the body?

236
00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:04,890
No comments.

237
00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:07,370
Jennifer, I love you.

238
00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:11,010
Jennifer, I love you.

239
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,530
Is it true that you and
Redman talked about...

240
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,290
you starring in his
new movie?

241
00:28:19,090 --> 00:28:22,530
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I...
- Can I have your autograph?

242
00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:25,170
Okay, sure.

243
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:28,450
<i>We've heard about
your obsession with chocolate.</i>

244
00:28:36,290 --> 00:28:39,050
Hey, hold on,
you forgot the head.

245
00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:39,810
Excuse me, excuse me.

246
00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:40,530
<i>Jennifer, how old
are you really?</i>

247
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:44,290
<i>- Paparazzi scum bag!
- What year were you born?</i>

248
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,730
- I want the set of the film, okay?
- Sure.

249
00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:51,450
<i>What are you hiding?</i>

250
00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:59,770
- Are you okay?
- I am now.

251
00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:20,130
So are you a pair
of ninja assassins?

252
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,090
Are you hit men for the Yakuza?

253
00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:27,690
We're not from Japan.
We're from Jersey.

254
00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:32,090
Just think. Jennifer Tilly
is playing me in a movie.

255
00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:35,930
- It's absolutely perfect casting.
- But that voice?

256
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:40,250
I know, she sounds
just like an angel.

257
00:29:40,690 --> 00:29:42,810
Now I've got it all
figured it out.

258
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,250
I'm gonna transfer my soul
into Jennifer...

259
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,250
and you're gonna transfer your
soul into Redman.

260
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,690
I'm down with that.

261
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:52,370
We'll diss these plastic bodies
once and for all...

262
00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:55,010
and we'll be Hollywood's
hottest couple!

263
00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:57,610
- What about me?
- Don't worry, Glenda.

264
00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,730
I've got that
figured it out too.

265
00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:03,090
You are going to be
a real life girl.

266
00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,770
- Boy.
- How?

267
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:09,050
Well, I'm not getting pregnant
again, I'll tell you that much.

268
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,690
My mother always told me...

269
00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:13,810
"once is a blessing,
twice is a curse. "

270
00:30:14,050 --> 00:30:16,170
That would explain your sister.

271
00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:19,690
The only sensible option
is a surrogate mother.

272
00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:34,770
- I have something important...
- Hold on a second, sweetheart.

273
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,610
<i>- Hello?
- What are you doing?</i>

274
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:43,010
I'm busy.

275
00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:48,490
<i>- I do have a life, you know?
- Turn on the news.</i>

276
00:30:51,330 --> 00:30:53,330
<i>We have discovered
the victim's body.</i>

277
00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:55,970
<i>As of yet there's no
official confirmation...</i>

278
00:30:56,090 --> 00:30:58,570
<i>as to whether or not
Mrs. Tilly is a suspect</i>

279
00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,570
<i>- Jesus!
- Can you believe it?</i>

280
00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:02,010
Are you okay?

281
00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,810
I've had better days.

282
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:06,890
Listen Joan, I need you
to do something for me.

283
00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:08,850
I need you to get me
a bottle of champagne...

284
00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,570
and bring it by my house.

285
00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:12,330
<i>What for?</i>

286
00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:17,290
I've got a big night tonight.

287
00:31:17,450 --> 00:31:19,770
<i>Tonight? With who?</i>

288
00:31:20,570 --> 00:31:21,730
Redman.

289
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:27,450
- Jennifer, what are you up to?
- Thank you, Joan.

290
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:35,890
Come on, Stan. It's just business.
He'll be outta there by midnight.

291
00:31:40,210 --> 00:31:43,970
Oh my God!
She's a complete slut!

292
00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:03,490
Good night, Glenda.
Sleep tight.

293
00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:05,850
Leave it on.

294
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:10,730
Oh sweetie.
There's nothing to be scared of.

295
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:13,370
Your dad and I will be
right here.

296
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,810
Why do you kill people?

297
00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:22,370
Excuse me?

298
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,730
Why do you kill?

299
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:32,210
It's a hobby, really.
It helps us relax.

300
00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:34,050
Am I going to be a killer?

301
00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:37,850
Of course! It's been a family
tradition for generations!

302
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,970
But violence is bad, isn't it?
They said so on TV.

303
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:47,170
Not violence. Violins.
Violins are bad.

304
00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:50,330
That scrutchy music is gonna
ruin the godamn country.

305
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,530
Chucky, Glenda is right.

306
00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,650
It's time we owned up to it.

307
00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:57,530
We have a problem with killing.

308
00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,970
I don't have a "problem"
with killing.

309
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:05,050
I like a little killing now and
then. What's wrong with that?

310
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:08,890
Killing is an addiction
like any other drug.

311
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:13,370
But we're parents now.
We have to set a good example.

312
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:19,170
Let's quit, Chucky.
Right now!

313
00:33:19,610 --> 00:33:21,690
You have got to be kidding.

314
00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:24,290
Promise me, Chucky,
no more killing.

315
00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:25,410
- No.
- Chucky.

316
00:33:25,530 --> 00:33:27,610
- No, no...
- No more killing!

317
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:29,130
- No, no...
- We can't do it anymore!

318
00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:30,890
- No, no...
- We have the future to think of!

319
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,450
- No, no!
- We have a child!

320
00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:36,570
Fine! Alright already!
I promise.

321
00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:40,650
Thank you, doll baby.
You're a sweetheart.

322
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:44,250
Now we really will be
the perfect family.

323
00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:53,050
Did you hear that?

324
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:56,930
Maybe you should forget the director
and fuck the exterminator instead.

325
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,330
So how do I look? Never mind.

326
00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:03,890
Jennifer, this is beneath you.

327
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:07,330
Think about what you're doing.
What the people are gonna say?

328
00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:09,450
Who cares what people will say?

329
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:13,410
- Don't you see how evil this is?
- I don't wanna hear it.

330
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:17,090
You're prostituting yourself
so you can play the Virgin Mary.

331
00:34:17,410 --> 00:34:19,330
Joan, I don't wanna hear it.

332
00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:22,930
This is so evil.
You're going to hell.

333
00:34:23,050 --> 00:34:26,090
No, hell would be ending up
on "Celebrity Fear Factor"...

334
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:29,170
in a worm-eating contest
with Ann and Nicole Smith.

335
00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:31,690
Which you'd win.

336
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:39,970
- He's here.
- Let yourself out the back.

337
00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:44,610
And while you're at it,
leave your key on the counter.

338
00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:49,290
- What are you saying?
- You think I'm so disgusting...

339
00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:51,330
you think I'm going to hell.

340
00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:54,050
I'm only trying
to survive here, Joan.

341
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:56,410
God knows I wouldn't wanna
drag you down with me.

342
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,930
I'm saying you're fired.

343
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:15,530
I'm gonna get that ass...

344
00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:26,290
Now in artificial insemination,
timing is everything...

345
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:29,850
so you have to hurry. That
shouldn't be a problem for you.

346
00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:33,770
Yeah, just don't let that player
get into her pants.

347
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,770
I don't want him touching
my woman...

348
00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:38,370
- until I'm him, and you're her.
- Right.

349
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:48,130
Hey, aren't you gonna give me
a hand here?

350
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,890
Too tall.

351
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,730
Lesbos!

352
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:10,930
Done her.

353
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:17,650
Here we go!

354
00:36:18,770 --> 00:36:21,450
Come to papa!

355
00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,690
Cheers!

356
00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:09,770
You know, I wasn't bullshitting
when I told you I was a fan.

357
00:37:09,930 --> 00:37:12,090
That's so sweet, Redman.

358
00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:14,410
Which of my films
is your favorite?

359
00:37:14,570 --> 00:37:16,770
That movie where you and
that chick were making out.

360
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:20,530
"Bound".
Everybody likes that one.

361
00:37:20,610 --> 00:37:22,490
- You're still in touch with her?
- Gina?

362
00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:24,330
Yeah, we're friends.

363
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,050
Close friends.

364
00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,930
Very close friends.

365
00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:33,650
Maybe the three of us
can hang out together sometime.

366
00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:38,450
- I'd really like that a lot.
- Okay.

367
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,050
- I'll see if I can make it happen.
- The bottom is up, baby.

368
00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:47,290
Redman, I was wondering...

369
00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:50,930
what's gonna take to make you
seem me as a Virgin?

370
00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:53,850
Well, you tell me!

371
00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:29,170
A masturbating midget?

372
00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:38,970
Get it, Mini-Me!

373
00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:56,530
Sweet Jesus!
God bless the little people!

374
00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:03,450
- I don't know if I can do this?
- Why not?

375
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:08,170
- What will people say?
- Fuck what people will say!

376
00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:10,890
You know what I'm saying?
This was meant to be, for real.

377
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:14,250
You know how I know? 'Cause
the man upstairs told me so.

378
00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,410
- Really?
- Hell yeah!

379
00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:20,850
Mel Gibson ain't the only one God's
been talking to in Hollywood.

380
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:24,570
And He personally told me,
that you was my Virgin.

381
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,130
What the hell?

382
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:41,210
Pig!

383
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:46,330
And you should be
ashamed yourself.

384
00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:48,810
Where's your self-respect?

385
00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:52,370
You know what my mother
used to say about dirty girls?

386
00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:58,610
She said "You can always smell
it on the girls who sell it".

387
00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:02,690
By the way, can I have
your autograph?

388
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,330
I'm a big fan.

389
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,410
What am I supposed to do
with this?

390
00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:31,610
Mrs. Tilly, I know
you're frightened.

391
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:35,330
You're probably even wondering
if you've gone completely insane.

392
00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:38,530
But I promise you, tomorrow
you're going to wake up...

393
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:41,050
and this will all seem
just like a bad dream.

394
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:42,810
In the mean time...

395
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:47,850
we can do this the easy way,
or the hard way.

396
00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:51,370
It's really up to you.

397
00:40:58,930 --> 00:41:01,290
No wonder the girl
is always in trouble.

398
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:09,130
Check it out.
Look at the size of his feet.

399
00:41:09,890 --> 00:41:11,410
You know what they say.

400
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:14,250
Geez, she's fat.

401
00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:18,170
I can't believe it, she's not
even pregnant yet.

402
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,530
Paparazzi scum bag!

403
00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:38,530
Looks like you've got
everything under control.

404
00:41:38,610 --> 00:41:40,450
I'll just leave you to it.

405
00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:49,410
Motherhood is so beautiful.

406
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,490
No, no...

407
00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:15,490
Sorry, just messing with you.

408
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,130
What time is it?

409
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,410
Time to get dressed.

410
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:27,370
We're gonna have our own boys'
night out, just you and me.

411
00:42:27,490 --> 00:42:30,130
- How does that sound?
- Where are we going?

412
00:42:30,730 --> 00:42:32,250
Hunting.

413
00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:43,650
I can't see anything.
Maybe we should slow down?

414
00:42:43,810 --> 00:42:46,050
Now, you're doing great!

415
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,570
Son of a bitch!

416
00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:01,970
- Up yours, asshole!
- What?

417
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:05,130
Not you, son.
Come on, floor it!

418
00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:23,650
<i>Ops! I did it again!</i>

419
00:44:10,930 --> 00:44:13,090
Jesus Christ!

420
00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:56,570
No!

421
00:45:20,090 --> 00:45:23,530
- Oughta a boy!
- No, I didn't...

422
00:45:23,650 --> 00:45:26,250
And I thought you
weren't ready, kid!

423
00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,890
You're a fucking natural!

424
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,090
But he hit the shelf!

425
00:45:31,530 --> 00:45:34,450
And don't worry about your
mother, it'll be our little secret.

426
00:45:41,050 --> 00:45:43,530
Say "cheese".

427
00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:06,130
Good morning.

428
00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:08,810
Hi.

429
00:46:09,890 --> 00:46:12,290
We must have really gotten
wild last night.

430
00:46:14,370 --> 00:46:16,290
Redman, did we...?

431
00:46:17,330 --> 00:46:20,690
- You don't remember?
- No, it's all blur.

432
00:46:21,970 --> 00:46:25,690
- What about you?
- I remember you screaming a lot.

433
00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:28,770
I seem to remember that too.

434
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:31,650
I have that effect on women.

435
00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:34,370
- Really?
- Yeah.

436
00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:39,690
Wait, I do remember.

437
00:46:40,650 --> 00:46:42,650
I had the strangest dream.

438
00:46:43,410 --> 00:46:45,970
I dreamt my guardian angel
came to me.

439
00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:50,010
She had the sweetest voice
I've ever heard.

440
00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:52,850
She told me
to respect myself...

441
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,330
and then she asked for
my autograph.

442
00:46:57,490 --> 00:47:01,570
Let' see, step number one,
admit I have an addiction.

443
00:47:01,890 --> 00:47:03,490
Okay, check.

444
00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:07,890
Step number two, give myself
over to a higher power?

445
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:09,570
Whatever.

446
00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:15,650
Here we go.

447
00:47:15,890 --> 00:47:20,170
Step number nine:
The recovering addict...

448
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:24,890
must make amendments to anyone
he or she has harmed.

449
00:47:35,930 --> 00:47:39,570
<i>- Hello?
- Good morning. Is this Ruth Bailey?</i>

450
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,450
<i>- Speaking.
- The widow of Robert Bailey?</i>

451
00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:45,810
<i>- Yes, who is this?
- Mrs. Bailey...</i>

452
00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:47,970
my name's Tiffany Ray.

453
00:47:48,370 --> 00:47:51,890
You don't know me, but a few
years ago I killed your husband.

454
00:47:52,010 --> 00:47:55,410
And I'm so very sorry.

455
00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:57,650
<i>Is this some kind of sick joke?</i>

456
00:47:57,810 --> 00:48:00,970
No, I'm completely serious.

457
00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:02,530
But I want you to know...

458
00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:06,970
I'm recovering now and
I've put all of that behind me.

459
00:48:07,090 --> 00:48:10,610
<i>I don't know who you are,
but...</i>

460
00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,330
Thank you Mrs. Bailey,
have a nice day.

461
00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:18,730
I feel better already.

462
00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:34,890
Good morning, Stan.

463
00:48:35,970 --> 00:48:38,450
What is so important
you wanted to tell me?

464
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:44,290
Well, the things is, Jennifer...

465
00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:53,770
I'm sorry, I don't know
what's got into me.

466
00:48:55,970 --> 00:48:57,370
So you were saying...

467
00:48:59,410 --> 00:49:02,170
- Forget it.
- Okay.

468
00:49:05,490 --> 00:49:08,490
Now, let's see...

469
00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:11,970
what should we do today?

470
00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:39,010
I'm pregnant.

471
00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:44,130
Redman, I said I'm pregnant.

472
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,490
Congratulations.
Who's the baby's daddy?

473
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:51,690
Don't even look at me.

474
00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:53,970
I haven't slept with anyone else...

475
00:49:54,050 --> 00:49:55,890
to advance my career lately.

476
00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:58,850
- Who are you kidding?
- It's true, Redman, look.

477
00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:04,610
I know I come off all sluty,
but that's for my image.

478
00:50:05,010 --> 00:50:07,570
You think anyone would cast me
in these sexy roles...

479
00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:10,210
if they knew I hadn't been
laid in a year?

480
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,410
I haven't even slept
with my driver yet...

481
00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:15,450
and I think he really likes me.

482
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:19,770
That's all very touchy and shit,
but I'm telling you it can't be me.

483
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:21,330
Why not?

484
00:50:21,610 --> 00:50:23,730
I had a vasectomy as soon as
I got to Hollywood.

485
00:50:24,010 --> 00:50:25,330
I ain't no idiot.

486
00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:30,130
- That's impossible, because...
- Hey, Jennifer.

487
00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:31,610
I hate to break it to you...

488
00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:34,450
but I can't hire you
if you're pregnant.

489
00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:37,970
That's ridiculous.
The character is pregnant.

490
00:50:38,170 --> 00:50:42,730
I know, but I have a very
specific vision of Mary.

491
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:46,730
What can I say?
She's gotta be hot.

492
00:50:52,330 --> 00:50:54,330
That pig!

493
00:51:13,530 --> 00:51:16,010
<i>- Recovery Hotline.
- Yes, I'm in recovery.</i>

494
00:51:16,210 --> 00:51:19,050
And I'm afraid I'm going
to have a slip.

495
00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:23,810
<i>- Can you get to a meeting?
- No, it's really not an option.</i>

496
00:51:24,090 --> 00:51:28,170
<i>- I just freak everybody out.
- Don't be so hard on yourself.</i>

497
00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:29,890
<i>We're not here to judge you.
What's your name?</i>

498
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,570
<i>- Tiffany.
- Listen to me, Tiffany.</i>

499
00:51:32,930 --> 00:51:36,170
<i>- I know what you're going through.
- You do?</i>

500
00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:39,930
<i>Yes, I do. In fact, I'm gonna
let you in a little secret.</i>

501
00:51:40,170 --> 00:51:42,570
<i>- Just last week I had a slip.
- Really?</i>

502
00:51:42,930 --> 00:51:46,290
<i>Yeah, and believe me,
it was not pretty.</i>

503
00:51:46,610 --> 00:51:48,690
<i>- It never is, is it?
- No.</i>

504
00:51:48,970 --> 00:51:51,770
<i>In fact it took me three hours
just to clean up the mess.</i>

505
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:55,770
Oh God, don't remind me.

506
00:51:56,490 --> 00:51:58,530
<i>But I'm not beating myself
over it.</i>

507
00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:00,450
<i>- You know why, Tiffany?
- Why?</i>

508
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:04,370
<i>Because Rome wasn't built
in a day.</i>

509
00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:11,170
You're right.
You're absolutely right.

510
00:52:20,410 --> 00:52:25,130
<i>Hello?
Speaking. Who's this?</i>

511
00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:30,930
<i>I understand who you are, I just
don't know how you got my number.</i>

512
00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:34,170
<i>Because it's a private number.</i>

513
00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:39,450
<i>Pete Peters?
Yeah, I saw him yesterday.</i>

514
00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:42,850
<i>I don't have any relationship
with him.</i>

515
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:46,050
<i>He's a paparazzi who
started taking pictures of me...</i>

516
00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:48,050
<i>in compromising positions.</i>

517
00:52:49,050 --> 00:52:53,650
<i>Redman is a director...
Oh yeah...</i>

518
00:52:54,010 --> 00:53:00,450
<i>he's a rapper too...
he's a rapper director, okay?</i>

519
00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:05,730
Bye-bye.

520
00:53:09,130 --> 00:53:10,890
Jennifer.

521
00:53:11,210 --> 00:53:13,450
Do you mind?
I'm on the phone.

522
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:24,250
There's been another murder.

523
00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:26,690
What? I told where I was.

524
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:29,290
I was right here all night
with Redman.

525
00:53:29,970 --> 00:53:32,810
<i>What? I don't...</i>

526
00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:36,450
<i>You're not telling me I'm
a suspect, are you?</i>

527
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:41,290
<i>Okay. Alright.
I'm on my way.</i>

528
00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:44,690
I'm leaving.
You can let yourself out.

529
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,530
By the way Redman,
drop dead.

530
00:53:54,890 --> 00:54:00,970
Glenda, honey,
everything is okay.

531
00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:05,690
It was just a little slip.
No need to tell your daddy.

532
00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:09,330
It'll be our little secret, okay?

533
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,610
<i>It's "D" day here
in San Quentin.</i>

534
00:54:24,890 --> 00:54:26,890
<i>Who would've thought
it would ever come to this?</i>

535
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:30,010
They're executing Martha Stewart
this morning.

536
00:54:31,410 --> 00:54:34,930
I don't think I can take
nine months of this shit.

537
00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:40,770
Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo
pregnancy. It's accelerated.

538
00:54:41,010 --> 00:54:42,930
How accelerated?

539
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:45,890
<i>It's 102,7 Kiss FM, LA's number
one music station.</i>

540
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:50,490
<i>Ryan Seacrest, Ally Kay "I don't
know if I can't take it" on the way.</i>

541
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:54,890
<i>We have bad weather on the way,
LA, Hollywood.</i>

542
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:57,090
<i>Bad weather? We're not
used to bad weather.</i>

543
00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:58,770
<i>No, we're not.</i>

544
00:54:59,090 --> 00:55:02,050
<i>I'm pretty sure it's gonna
affect my whole life.</i>

545
00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:07,450
<i>I'd like to hear more reports
on the weather...</i>

546
00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:22,050
<i>This is Joan.</i>

547
00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:25,690
Joan, I'm fat.

548
00:55:25,970 --> 00:55:29,330
- You're not fat.
- No, I'm fat, I'm huge!

549
00:55:29,650 --> 00:55:31,890
For the love of Mary,
I'm pregnant.

550
00:55:32,130 --> 00:55:34,050
- Oh my God.
- No, I should've listened to you.

551
00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:37,090
You said it was evil
and I was going to hell.

552
00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,810
You're right and
now God is punishing me.

553
00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:44,250
- My God. Is it Redman's?
- No, it's definitely not Redman's.

554
00:55:44,490 --> 00:55:45,450
- What?
- What?

555
00:55:45,690 --> 00:55:48,410
It's definitely not Redman's.
What an asshole!

556
00:55:48,650 --> 00:55:50,570
- What makes you say that?
- Say what?

557
00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:53,890
- That Redman's is an asshole.
- I didn't say, you did.

558
00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:56,010
- No I didn't.
- So he's not an asshole?

559
00:55:56,290 --> 00:55:59,610
- Yes he is.
- Joan, will you stop doing that?

560
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:02,890
- Doing what?
- Imitating, I don't sound like that!

561
00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:05,210
Yes you do! I do!

562
00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:10,930
Joan, shut up! There's something
wrong with me, I'm pregnant, I...

563
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:13,890
Jennifer, what's wrong?

564
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:16,970
Nothing, I'm fine.

565
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:20,810
I heard you scream.
I can still hear you screaming.

566
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:25,250
It's just, "Bound"
is on cable.

567
00:56:25,490 --> 00:56:27,850
Gina Gershon is fingering me.

568
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,890
<i>I love this movie, don't you?</i>

569
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,130
Jennifer?

570
00:56:35,330 --> 00:56:39,290
Yeah, that's really interesting,
but I gotta go. Bye.

571
00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:41,730
Jennifer?

572
00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:46,290
- Too tight?
- Yes.

573
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,610
Ain't no such thing.

574
00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:56,610
What are you doing? Stop it!

575
00:56:57,650 --> 00:56:59,490
What the hell is going on
in here?

576
00:57:01,010 --> 00:57:03,610
She came on to me.

577
00:57:03,770 --> 00:57:06,810
- Help me! Somebody help me!
- Shut up, asshole!

578
00:57:07,730 --> 00:57:10,930
Somebody help me!

579
00:57:11,690 --> 00:57:13,450
Somebody help me!

580
00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:21,930
What the hell is this?

581
00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:24,050
We had an agreement, Chucky!

582
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,770
We decided,
for the sake of our child...

583
00:57:26,850 --> 00:57:30,010
we weren't gonna do
this shit anymore.

584
00:57:30,130 --> 00:57:32,010
No, you decided!

585
00:57:32,090 --> 00:57:35,490
Just like you decided
our son was a girl.

586
00:57:35,610 --> 00:57:38,370
- He is a girl!
- He's a boy, godamn it!

587
00:57:38,490 --> 00:57:42,570
And he's the most promising
killer I've ever seen.

588
00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:44,650
You should've been there, Tiff.

589
00:57:44,770 --> 00:57:46,970
You would've been
so proud of him.

590
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:49,970
- I want a girl!
- I want a boy!

591
00:57:50,130 --> 00:57:52,570
You're tearing me apart!

592
00:57:52,810 --> 00:57:55,410
What about what I want?

593
00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:57,570
- What?
- What?

594
00:57:57,730 --> 00:58:00,690
Doesn't what I want
mean anything at all?

595
00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:05,410
Okay, interesting. Tell us.

596
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,730
What do you want, Sweet Face?

597
00:58:08,370 --> 00:58:12,370
I think I want to be a boy.

598
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:15,690
Yes! In your face, lady!

599
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:19,210
But being a girl would be
nice too.

600
00:58:20,970 --> 00:58:23,890
- Well, which is it?
- I'm not sure.

601
00:58:24,010 --> 00:58:25,770
Sometimes I feel like a boy...

602
00:58:26,210 --> 00:58:27,970
sometimes I feel like a girl.

603
00:58:29,850 --> 00:58:31,090
Can I be both?

604
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:35,330
- Well, some people...
- No way!

605
00:58:35,490 --> 00:58:37,410
But one thing I do know
for sure.

606
00:58:37,970 --> 00:58:40,250
I don't want to be a killer.

607
00:58:40,490 --> 00:58:44,450
Glenda, Glen, whatever.

608
00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:46,610
I'm so proud of you.

609
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,450
No matter what happens...

610
00:58:48,530 --> 00:58:52,330
we'll deal with it together,
as a family.

611
00:58:52,450 --> 00:58:53,930
Okay, Tiff-san.

612
00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,570
Wait a minute!

613
00:58:56,850 --> 00:58:59,570
I'm not gonna let you poison
our son's mind...

614
00:58:59,690 --> 00:59:02,570
with your touchy-feely
twelve-step bullshit.

615
00:59:02,850 --> 00:59:05,450
If you two don't wanna kill
anymore, that's your loss.

616
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:08,650
But don't look down
your noses at me.

617
00:59:08,890 --> 00:59:12,450
I'm not ashamed to be a killer,
I'm proud of it.

618
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:15,810
It's not an addiction,
it's a choice.

619
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:20,010
And it's not something that you
should have to hide in the closet.

620
00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,690
- Oh dear!
- Oh God!

621
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,370
Well, well, well...

622
00:59:34,450 --> 00:59:39,610
Looks like Ms. High and Mighty
ain't so perfect after all.

623
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,610
It was just a little slip.

624
00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:44,210
Rome wasn't built in a day,
you know?

625
00:59:44,850 --> 00:59:47,610
Besides, the fucker
really had it coming.

626
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:56,290
- And what about my body?
- I'll take care of it.

627
01:00:03,370 --> 01:00:06,690
Jennifer, I love you.
Jennifer, I love you.

628
01:00:07,010 --> 01:00:08,410
I love you.

629
01:00:10,610 --> 01:00:15,250
- This is Stan.
- Hello. It's Jennifer.

630
01:00:16,490 --> 01:00:20,210
<i>Baby, I need your body.</i>

631
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,730
I'll be right there.

632
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:33,210
Jennifer, if anything happens to
me I want you to know...

633
01:00:37,690 --> 01:00:40,570
They really do make a cute couple,
don't you think?

634
01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:42,290
It's like my mother
always said...

635
01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:45,370
Christ! Enough with your
mother already!

636
01:00:45,530 --> 01:00:48,650
I killed that bitch twenty years
ago and she still won't shut up.

637
01:00:54,330 --> 01:00:57,490
There, there, won't be
long now.

638
01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:09,650
<i>Jennifer!</i>

639
01:01:15,370 --> 01:01:16,930
Jennifer!

640
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,130
<i>- Who is it?
- Jennifer!</i>

641
01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:23,650
It's that nosy bitch Joan.

642
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,650
I'll take care of her.

643
01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:31,210
I wouldn't want you to violate
your delicate sensibilities.

644
01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:37,930
<i>Jennifer!</i>

645
01:01:56,930 --> 01:01:58,130
Jennifer?

646
01:02:04,650 --> 01:02:05,810
Jennifer!

647
01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:42,610
Jennifer?

648
01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:53,650
<i>Oh my God!</i>

649
01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:02,650
Jennifer.

650
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:08,010
Look out behind you!
Joan!

651
01:03:28,170 --> 01:03:30,730
Look, I'm not gonna
give you crap.

652
01:03:32,130 --> 01:03:34,410
Nobody is perfect, Tiff.

653
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:38,050
I've got a few
skeletons in the closet myself.

654
01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:46,890
See? Come on, Tiff?

655
01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:49,570
How long did it take
to build Rome anyway?

656
01:03:51,530 --> 01:03:52,730
Tiff?

657
01:03:57,130 --> 01:03:58,290
Glen?

658
01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:00,970
Guess again, daddy.

659
01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:05,490
- Glenda?
- That's my name.

660
01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:09,730
- Don't you ever hear?
- Oh shit!

661
01:04:13,490 --> 01:04:16,450
- What did I miss?
- Nothing much.

662
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,890
I just fired Joan.

663
01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:25,890
Looks like you win after
all, Tiff.

664
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:29,570
- Congratulations.
- You both win.

665
01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:34,770
I'm a real lady killer,
if you catch my drift.

666
01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:38,290
I'm a boned bonus baby.

667
01:04:40,730 --> 01:04:44,170
Jesus Christ Chucky,
what did you do to him?

668
01:04:44,370 --> 01:04:48,050
What did I do? At least I spent
time with the kid.

669
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,890
Glen, wake up!

670
01:04:52,290 --> 01:04:55,850
Stop it, mommy.
You'll wrinkle my dress.

671
01:04:56,490 --> 01:04:59,650
How do you like it?
I made it myself.

672
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:02,530
Like mother, like daughter,
right?

673
01:05:03,490 --> 01:05:08,210
Like mother, like daughter.
Like mother, like daughter.

674
01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:12,210
Wake up! Right now!

675
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:24,450
Mom? Dad?

676
01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:40,010
What am I?

677
01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:52,810
Push, Mrs. Tilly.
Push!

678
01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:55,610
I'm pushing,
you little star fucker!

679
01:05:57,890 --> 01:06:01,170
Pay no attention to little
Mrs. Potty Mouth. She's hormone.

680
01:06:05,410 --> 01:06:08,530
Oh my God! It's coming!

681
01:06:08,730 --> 01:06:10,850
I can see it's little head.

682
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:20,130
What is it? What is it?

683
01:06:22,370 --> 01:06:25,730
- It's a boy.
- A boy.

684
01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:27,410
Thank God.

685
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:29,450
Give me my baby.

686
01:06:46,330 --> 01:06:49,610
Chucky, we're not done
here yet.

687
01:06:49,810 --> 01:06:52,210
- What?
- Jennifer isn't done.

688
01:06:52,490 --> 01:06:54,690
We've got another one here.

689
01:06:54,930 --> 01:06:57,450
Push, Jennifer. Push!

690
01:06:57,610 --> 01:07:00,130
Push! Push it out!

691
01:07:03,850 --> 01:07:05,290
What's this one?

692
01:07:08,530 --> 01:07:10,530
It's a girl.

693
01:07:23,450 --> 01:07:25,210
Chucky, it's time.

694
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,690
- Give me the power, I beg of you.
- Hold it!

695
01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:35,210
Hold it. Chucky.
First he has to choose.

696
01:07:35,490 --> 01:07:37,690
I beg your pardon?

697
01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:40,250
Sorry, she has to choose.

698
01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:42,690
We don't have time for this shit.
- Wait Chucky!

699
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:48,170
We have a son and a daughter.
Glen and Glenda.

700
01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:51,930
Don't you get it?
Maybe they don't have to choose.

701
01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:58,610
- Help!
- Hurry Chucky, do the chant!

702
01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:01,250
- Somebody help!
- Chucky, do it now!

703
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:04,130
- Help! Help us!
- We won't get another chance.

704
01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:11,450
What are you waiting for,
Chucky?

705
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,890
- Help!
- Do it! Do it!

706
01:08:16,010 --> 01:08:19,050
Everybody shut up!

707
01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:22,130
I've had it! That's it!

708
01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:25,330
There's a limit
to how much I can take.

709
01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,330
What are you talking about?

710
01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:30,530
Look around you, Tiff.
This is nuts!

711
01:08:30,810 --> 01:08:34,210
And I have a very high
tolerance for nuts.

712
01:08:34,330 --> 01:08:36,330
If this is what it takes
to be human...

713
01:08:36,650 --> 01:08:40,250
then I'd rather take my chances as
a supernaturally possessed doll...

714
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,170
it's less complicated.

715
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:45,690
- You can't be serious.
- As a heart attack.

716
01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:49,690
Think about it. What's so great
about being human anyway?

717
01:08:49,810 --> 01:08:54,730
You get sick, you get old,
you can't get it up anymore.

718
01:08:54,810 --> 01:08:56,690
I'm not looking forward
to that.

719
01:08:57,610 --> 01:09:01,290
Honey, I wanna be
Jennifer Tilly.

720
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,170
I wanna be a star.

721
01:09:04,330 --> 01:09:06,650
And I don't wanna be
your chauffer.

722
01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:09,890
As a doll, I'm fucking infamous!

723
01:09:10,290 --> 01:09:13,810
I'm one of the most notorious
slashers in history.

724
01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:15,650
And I don't wanna give that up!

725
01:09:15,970 --> 01:09:19,010
I'm Chucky,
the Killer Doll!

726
01:09:19,330 --> 01:09:20,730
And I dig it!

727
01:09:24,610 --> 01:09:28,330
I have everything I want.
A beautiful wife.

728
01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,930
A multi-talented kid.

729
01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,810
This is who I am, Tiff.

730
01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:37,850
This is me!

731
01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:42,530
Chucky, I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about...

732
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:45,490
I don't know who the fuck
you are anymore.

733
01:09:45,690 --> 01:09:48,570
But it's not enough for me.

734
01:09:49,290 --> 01:09:50,650
I want more.

735
01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,290
What are you saying?

736
01:09:53,930 --> 01:09:55,290
It's over.

737
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:58,450
We've gotta get out of here,
Sweet Face.

738
01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:02,610
I'm leaving you, Chucky,
and I'm taking the kid.

739
01:10:03,650 --> 01:10:07,930
Nobody leaves me!
Nobody!

740
01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:13,050
No! No!

741
01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:20,890
Jennifer, I love...

742
01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:26,410
Stan tell me, tell me...

743
01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:49,570
Jesus!

744
01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:59,130
- Oh my God!
- My babies!

745
01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:12,250
I just wanna know
where they are.

746
01:11:12,410 --> 01:11:14,770
They're fine, Jennifer.
They're in the maternity ward.

747
01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:17,090
- Alright...
- The important thing for you...

748
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:20,450
to think about now is getting well
so you can get on with your career.

749
01:11:20,570 --> 01:11:23,130
I don't care about my career,
I want my babies.

750
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,690
I'm working on it Jennifer,
but you're not making it easy.

751
01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:28,290
I already talked to the cops,
they cleared me.

752
01:11:28,330 --> 01:11:29,810
They know that you're
not a killer...

753
01:11:29,890 --> 01:11:32,090
they didn't say you were
mentally competent.

754
01:11:32,090 --> 01:11:34,490
What do you expect
after the story you told?

755
01:11:35,170 --> 01:11:36,410
It's true.

756
01:11:37,410 --> 01:11:40,330
I suggest from now on you
keep that to yourself.

757
01:11:43,490 --> 01:11:45,050
We'll talk later.

758
01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:50,930
Try to get some sleep.

759
01:12:59,410 --> 01:13:03,730
Wish me luck, Sweet Face.
Mommy is gonna be a star.

760
01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:24,090
I can't think of a thing to say.
Fuck it!

761
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:31,250
Give me the power,
I beg of you.

762
01:13:41,090 --> 01:13:45,010
Switch! Switch! Switch!
Switch!

763
01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:53,690
Nobody leaves me! Nobody!

764
01:14:14,770 --> 01:14:16,450
What can I say?

765
01:14:18,130 --> 01:14:21,170
Honey...

766
01:14:22,210 --> 01:14:23,930
be a good girl...

767
01:14:24,610 --> 01:14:27,970
or boy, whatever.

768
01:14:30,290 --> 01:14:33,610
Don't make the same mistakes
your mom and dad made.

769
01:14:36,450 --> 01:14:38,610
Specially your dad.

770
01:15:26,570 --> 01:15:27,690
Let's go.

771
01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:45,410
- Glenda?
- No, dad.

772
01:15:45,610 --> 01:15:48,090
It's me, your boy.

773
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,690
Your chipper-filled block.

774
01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:57,010
Are you proud of me now, daddy?
Are you?

775
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:13,330
Oughta boy, kid!
Oughta boy!

776
01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:38,090
Glen, there, there.

777
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:43,370
It's alright. It's alright.

778
01:16:44,570 --> 01:16:46,370
You're gonna be alright.

779
01:16:48,450 --> 01:16:50,050
There, there.

780
01:16:52,290 --> 01:16:56,170
Honey, it's alright.

781
01:17:17,890 --> 01:17:22,730
Yesterday, she gave him a bloody
nose and took pictures for showing.

782
01:17:23,530 --> 01:17:27,810
And I'm pretty sure she's been
taking money from my purse.

783
01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:29,530
That's ridiculous.

784
01:17:29,650 --> 01:17:33,370
Glen is an angel, an absolute
dream. But Glenda...

785
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:38,090
she's a bad girl, Mrs. Tilly.
A very bad girl.

786
01:17:38,490 --> 01:17:40,290
I'm not listening to this.

787
01:17:42,530 --> 01:17:45,930
- I hate that thing.
- Some of the kids wanna see her.

788
01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:47,450
- Mrs. Tilly...
- What?

789
01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:49,130
I'm afraid of her.

790
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,090
Fulvia, it's only a doll.

791
01:17:54,410 --> 01:17:56,650
I was talking about Glenda.

792
01:17:58,810 --> 01:18:03,050
Fulvia, just exactly are you
trying to say?

793
01:18:04,330 --> 01:18:06,090
I can't work here anymore.

794
01:18:06,370 --> 01:18:08,570
- What?
- I'm sorry, I just can't.

795
01:18:08,690 --> 01:18:13,290
If you only saw the way she
looks at me with such... hate.

796
01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:19,810
Alright Fulvia,
if that's what you want.

797
01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:24,050
- We'll miss you.
- Thank you, Mrs. Tilly.

798
01:18:25,490 --> 01:18:26,890
God bless.

799
01:19:01,730 --> 01:19:05,930
<i>Mom got her wish.
She's a bright shining star.</i>

800
01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,890
<i>Now we're the perfect family.</i>

801
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:11,730
<i>I've learned a lot about myself.</i>

802
01:19:11,970 --> 01:19:15,730
<i>I know I'm not alone.
I know I'm not a freak.</i>

803
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:18,330
<i>And even though we had
our differences...</i>

804
01:19:18,690 --> 01:19:21,410
<i>I know my dad really
loved me.</i>

805
01:19:23,170 --> 01:19:25,810
Glen sweetheart,
come over here.

806
01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:30,770
Sweetheart look,
here's another one.

807
01:19:31,770 --> 01:19:34,330
- Who is it from, mommy?
- I don't know.

808
01:19:35,170 --> 01:19:36,410
Let's see.

809
01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:41,410
It doesn't say. Strange.
Doesn't say who it is.

810
01:19:41,730 --> 01:19:44,090
Sweetheart don't run so fast,
you can trip.

811
01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:45,370
So anyway...

812
01:23:03,850 --> 01:23:06,690
<i>he was on a movie,
he was gonna go after...</i>