1 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,208 A diamond sun cuts down 2 00:00:43,301 --> 00:00:46,385 A frozen winter sky 3 00:00:46,471 --> 00:00:49,674 As the world and I go screaming 4 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:53,182 Into the phantom night 5 00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:56,270 Doesn't matter where it leads 6 00:00:56,356 --> 00:01:00,104 I got nowhere else to go 7 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:02,731 If there's any chance at all 8 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:06,355 - It's somewhere down this road - Come on! Put it to the floor! Come on! 9 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:09,735 - To be wild again - Let's go! 10 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:11,571 No one's child again 11 00:01:11,663 --> 00:01:15,577 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 12 00:01:16,835 --> 00:01:19,836 Full of fire again 13 00:01:19,921 --> 00:01:23,124 Oh, to be wild again 14 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,090 Here we go. Here we go. 15 00:01:25,176 --> 00:01:29,305 Pull over! Pull over! Pull over! 16 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,465 Pull over! 17 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:40,355 - Get over! - Slow down, slow down! Slow down! 18 00:01:40,442 --> 00:01:42,565 Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. 19 00:01:42,652 --> 00:01:46,317 And I never felt so free 20 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,980 Oh, there had to be a crossroad 21 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:52,610 - Hey! - A place to draw the line 22 00:01:52,704 --> 00:01:55,788 - Come on, come on. - And it came down to the question 23 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:59,919 - Open up. - Is this life I'm livin' mine 24 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:05,540 Defenders of the nation, I bid thee a fond farewell. 25 00:02:06,468 --> 00:02:08,674 Make a million. Make a million, buddy. 26 00:02:13,475 --> 00:02:16,725 I wanna find the edge 27 00:02:16,812 --> 00:02:20,311 Risk it all to win 28 00:02:20,399 --> 00:02:23,850 I wanna see those eyes in the mirror 29 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,696 Full of fire again 30 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,485 I wanna be wild again 31 00:02:29,575 --> 00:02:31,283 Wild again 32 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,644 Mike! Mike, looky there. 33 00:02:57,728 --> 00:02:59,519 Mike, look at that. 34 00:02:59,605 --> 00:03:02,559 Look at that. You see that city out there, kid? 35 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:06,232 See that big town? One day, we're gonna own that town, you and me. 36 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:09,698 What do you think of that? Yeah. 37 00:03:10,741 --> 00:03:12,319 Smart kid. 38 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:15,779 There has to be a crossroad 39 00:03:15,871 --> 00:03:19,075 A place to draw the line 40 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,251 And it comes down to the question 41 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:26,963 What is theirs and what is mine 42 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:31,418 Wild again 43 00:04:12,595 --> 00:04:14,754 Next stop, Barton Boulevard. 44 00:04:26,818 --> 00:04:27,814 Hey! 45 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:31,651 Uncle Pat, you'd better be careful or you're gonna throw that back out again. 46 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,779 Don't worry about me. I can handle it. 47 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:36,821 So, home from the wars, huh? 48 00:04:38,288 --> 00:04:40,411 - How you doing? - Oh, I'm doing fine. 49 00:04:40,498 --> 00:04:43,072 Servicing all the widows in the neighborhood now. 50 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:44,876 Same old Uncle Pat. 51 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:48,579 Flat beer from rusty pipes. 52 00:04:49,758 --> 00:04:51,964 If you only knew how I missed it. 53 00:04:52,052 --> 00:04:54,887 You might have changed a lot, but they sure didn't beat the wise guy out of you. 54 00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:58,008 - Not a chance of that. - I saved the apartment for you. 55 00:04:58,099 --> 00:05:01,017 I sublet it to a couple of yuppies. They loved your mother's furniture. 56 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:03,676 They said it was quaint. 57 00:05:03,772 --> 00:05:06,227 I still remember the day they came to repossess it. 58 00:05:06,316 --> 00:05:09,151 Yeah, well... So what are you gonna do now? 59 00:05:12,531 --> 00:05:14,025 Make a million. 60 00:05:14,783 --> 00:05:17,238 Well, in the meantime, I'll ask McDougal to give you a job while you're waiting. 61 00:05:17,327 --> 00:05:18,987 No way! 62 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:22,662 - It was good enough for your old man. - So was arthritis. 63 00:05:22,749 --> 00:05:25,786 He supported a family, just like you're gonna have to do. 64 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:29,293 No, not me. I am not falling into that trap. 65 00:05:29,381 --> 00:05:32,216 Every man wakes up one fine morning with a wife and kids. 66 00:05:32,301 --> 00:05:34,970 "Where'd they come from? They weren't there last time I looked." 67 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:37,544 That's 'cause most things in life, good and bad... 68 00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:40,130 just kind of happen to you. 69 00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:42,467 Well, I'm gonna make things happen for me. 70 00:05:42,561 --> 00:05:44,352 Sure you will. 71 00:05:44,438 --> 00:05:46,514 That'll be a buck for the beer. 72 00:05:48,317 --> 00:05:50,108 What? 73 00:05:50,194 --> 00:05:53,894 Your nephew comes home from serving his country... 74 00:05:53,989 --> 00:05:56,148 and he doesn't even rate a beer on the house? 75 00:05:56,241 --> 00:05:59,408 - You don't get rich giving things away. - Oh, how do you get rich? 76 00:05:59,495 --> 00:06:02,745 I'm gonna give you your first lesson on the house. 77 00:06:02,831 --> 00:06:05,038 I've been here 25 years. 78 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,581 Never bought a drink. Right, Eddie? 79 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,128 I can testify to that! 80 00:06:09,213 --> 00:06:12,831 In 1969, the Mets won the World Series. 81 00:06:12,925 --> 00:06:17,338 Eddie here starts pounding on the bar, demanding a round on the house. 82 00:06:17,429 --> 00:06:20,964 "Drinks for everybody," he says. Tell him what I did, Eddie. 83 00:06:21,058 --> 00:06:25,720 He whacked me with a club. Almost knocked the eye out of my head! 84 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:27,852 That's your way of making money? 85 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:30,561 You outwork, outthink, outscheme and outmaneuver. 86 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:33,059 You make no friends and trust nobody. 87 00:06:33,154 --> 00:06:35,561 And you make damn sure you're the smartest guy in the room... 88 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,692 whenever the subject of money comes up. 89 00:06:38,784 --> 00:06:43,078 I don't know, Uncle Pat. Doesn't sound like too much fun to me. 90 00:06:43,164 --> 00:06:45,915 Fun? You want fun, you go play at the beach. 91 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,791 Think I'll try the city first. 92 00:06:47,877 --> 00:06:51,328 Well, here. This'll get you there in style. 93 00:06:51,422 --> 00:06:55,171 Ooh! Ten dollars. Uncle Pat! 94 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:59,381 Why don't you buy Eddie a binge on me, huh? 95 00:06:59,472 --> 00:07:02,177 Eddie, you gotta be quicker than that, man. 96 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:30,786 I've always wanted to work on Wall Street. 97 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:32,954 I read the Journal. I know what's going on today... 98 00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:35,206 and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to succeed. 99 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,466 I appreciate that, Flanagan, but all our professionals have college degrees. 100 00:07:38,553 --> 00:07:40,344 I catch on pretty quick. 101 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,837 - You're wasting your time. - Just forget the Street. - No. 102 00:07:42,932 --> 00:07:45,340 - We're not interested. - A guy like you: Advertising. 103 00:07:45,435 --> 00:07:47,178 I have a feel for advertising. 104 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:50,187 I mean, I can look at an ad and tell you what's wrong with it. 105 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:52,645 Mr. Flanagan, we need solid credentials. 106 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:55,688 - A marketing degree is a prerequisite. - Try the networks. 107 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:59,112 In the army, I spent a lot of time in communications. I think I can help you. 108 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:01,606 Well, we need somebody who can hit the ground running. 109 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:04,026 Maybe in six or eight months, but... 110 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,912 You should pursue other avenues. 111 00:08:05,997 --> 00:08:08,832 - Maybe you should reenlist. - I believe in positive thinking. 112 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:12,167 Never quit. Never say "die." I want to be part of the team. 113 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:16,962 - So, what do you think? - Your r�sum� is completely inadequate. 114 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:20,004 - I'm willing to start at the bottom. - You're aiming too high. 115 00:08:20,095 --> 00:08:22,633 - I'll do anything. - You don't have enough experience. 116 00:08:22,722 --> 00:08:25,427 - No, I need a job. - We value education. 117 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,925 - We require a degree. - You should go to college. 118 00:09:00,928 --> 00:09:04,712 - The bar's closed, pal. - I know. I'm looking for the manager. 119 00:09:04,806 --> 00:09:08,555 What's the matter? Find a hair in your quiche? 120 00:09:10,437 --> 00:09:12,644 No. I'm looking for a job. 121 00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:15,518 I see. You want to put a hair in somebody else's quiche. 122 00:09:16,527 --> 00:09:18,982 - Just get canned? - I'm looking... 123 00:09:19,071 --> 00:09:21,147 Looking for something better. 124 00:09:21,907 --> 00:09:23,366 Coughlin's Law: 125 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:27,115 "Anything else is always something better." 126 00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:28,864 Coughlin's Law? 127 00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:31,791 Douglas Coughlin, logical negativist. 128 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,580 Flourished in the last part of the 20th century. 129 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:37,754 Propounded a set of laws that the world generally ignored... 130 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,631 to its detriment. 131 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:40,748 Me. 132 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,889 - Ever work behind the bar? - My uncle's in the business. 133 00:09:46,682 --> 00:09:48,758 You know how to make a "Red Eye," mister... What's your name? 134 00:09:48,851 --> 00:09:51,009 Brian Flanagan. No, I'm... 135 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:53,262 sorry I haven't had the pleasure as yet. 136 00:09:53,355 --> 00:09:56,273 What about a vodka martini with a Pernod float? 137 00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:58,565 I'm a fast learner. 138 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:03,106 Ever throw a 400-pound psychopath out of a bar? 139 00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:05,238 I guess I could if I had to. 140 00:10:05,326 --> 00:10:08,659 What about a 100-pound ballerina that's been speeding for three days? 141 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:11,617 Just open the door and let her pirouette out in the street? 142 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:16,625 Well, these are just some of the tasks you'll be asked to perform, young Flanagan. 143 00:10:16,712 --> 00:10:20,046 This is the Upper East Side, the saloon capital of the world. The big time. 144 00:10:20,132 --> 00:10:23,217 Are you ready for the big time, young Mr. Flanagan? 145 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:27,638 I think I can handle it. 146 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,891 - Get your act together! - Vodka and Rose's, please! 147 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:38,060 Hey, come on, man! I got four people waiting for me! I'm not going back there with three drinks! 148 00:10:38,151 --> 00:10:40,143 I know! It's coming! 149 00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:42,988 Absolut on the rocks, Gilbey's and tonic, and a Velvet Hammer. 150 00:10:43,072 --> 00:10:45,990 - This isn't what I ordered! - A Molson and a Cuba Libre! 151 00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:49,444 - What was that? - A Molson and a Cuba Libre! 152 00:10:52,332 --> 00:10:54,573 What is this, "hire the handicapped" week? 153 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,621 If you're gonna sit in the water, go to Coney Island! 154 00:10:57,712 --> 00:10:59,455 You want me to bite the top off this? 155 00:10:59,547 --> 00:11:01,955 Here. This has got recipes. 156 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:05,798 - Ordering a Cuba Libre! - Could I please have a glass of water? 157 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,460 - He doesn't know how to make it! - Where's my Jim Beam on the rocks? 158 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,140 It's coming! 159 00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:12,976 I'm not leaving until I get my Cuba Libre! 160 00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:15,303 Excuse me. Could I have an Orgasm? 161 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:18,397 - This isn't what I ordered! - A white wine. 162 00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:20,143 You bitch! 163 00:11:20,235 --> 00:11:22,274 Why didn't you just tell me it was a rum and Coke? 164 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:25,612 - Could I have what I ordered? - A Bloody Mary. 165 00:11:25,699 --> 00:11:28,272 - A white wine. - Pink Squirrel! 166 00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:29,862 - A Friar Tuck! - A Ding-a-ling! 167 00:11:29,953 --> 00:11:32,444 - A white wine! - Pink Squirrel! 168 00:11:32,539 --> 00:11:34,330 - Angel Tit! - A Dirty Mother! 169 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:36,907 - Can I have what I ordered? - All right! 170 00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:39,078 All right! Now, what was it that you ordered? 171 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,163 A martini! 172 00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,047 What's in that? 173 00:11:57,355 --> 00:11:59,763 You're supposed to get ten percent from the waitresses. 174 00:11:59,858 --> 00:12:01,317 I don't deserve it. 175 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:05,102 Hey, schmuck, do you get money from girls every day? 176 00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:07,355 Listen, I'm sorry I called you a bitch. 177 00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:10,320 Why? I am a bitch. 178 00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:14,236 Got yourself a new disciple? 179 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:16,039 Good night, my beautiful. 180 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,375 Hey, frogman. 181 00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:22,247 Anyone that can get money out of her is a major talent. 182 00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:24,915 Come back next Thursday. I've got five shifts open. 183 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,546 - You're offering me a job? - Uh-huh. 184 00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:30,798 The waitresses hate me. 185 00:12:33,225 --> 00:12:35,846 Well, you wait till you've given them crabs. 186 00:12:35,936 --> 00:12:38,509 Then you'll really know hatred. 187 00:12:55,331 --> 00:12:58,830 Today I'd like to continue our discussion of the demand for money by focusing on... 188 00:12:58,918 --> 00:12:59,997 the money multiplier. 189 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:04,035 You've got to add increases in currency, deposits, reserves and bank credit along the whole system. 190 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,124 Then what we have is a sum of an infinite series. 191 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,624 Adding together the increases in currency and deposits... 192 00:13:08,719 --> 00:13:12,088 we find that they add up to one plus CU over CU plus RE. 193 00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:14,719 That, simply stated, is the money multiplier. 194 00:13:14,809 --> 00:13:16,718 Now, moving on. 195 00:13:16,811 --> 00:13:19,515 The essential technique of bartending: 196 00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:21,811 Less is more. 197 00:13:21,899 --> 00:13:23,642 The less you pour, the more you score. 198 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,059 The boss does better, we do better. 199 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,019 And the customer? 200 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:30,897 Think of the customer as a hurdler thinks of a hurdle: A means to an end. 201 00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:32,901 We dazzle him with ice work... 202 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:35,532 we baffle him with bottle work. 203 00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:37,863 There are many ways to fool a customer. 204 00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,831 The short pour. 205 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,083 The long pour. 206 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,247 The ice mountain, the spring thaw. 207 00:13:45,339 --> 00:13:47,830 The speed-rack shuffle, the hot shot. 208 00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,167 You will learn them all. 209 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,419 Yes, Obi-Wan. 210 00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:54,506 Both hands. Ladies, ladies, come on, come on. 211 00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:57,600 Okay, ready? One, two, three, let go! 212 00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,481 Yeah, what does it mean? 213 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,057 What does it mean? Nothing! 214 00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:08,477 - Nothing? - Nothing? All right! 215 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,943 Nothing? 216 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:12,111 Whoa! 217 00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:18,654 - Very sophisticated, man! - What a good jolt! 218 00:14:24,879 --> 00:14:26,788 You got it going! 219 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,709 Come on, let's go with the drinks. I'm making money tonight. 220 00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:35,928 Let's make some money for a change! 221 00:14:37,892 --> 00:14:39,351 Ice! 222 00:14:39,436 --> 00:14:41,724 - Catch! - Thank you! 223 00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:44,730 I guess that's what you learn in college, right? 224 00:14:57,954 --> 00:15:00,196 What buns! See? 225 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,532 Don't forget my beers, Bri! 226 00:15:06,129 --> 00:15:08,038 - Missed me. - Ha! 227 00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:11,256 See, the name of the game is "woman." 228 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,549 The little darlings come in a-panting. 229 00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:17,302 Their little hearts are pitter-patting for the handsome, all-knowing bartender. 230 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:21,395 And in their wake, a parade of slobbering geeks... 231 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:25,262 with one hand on their crotches and the other hand on their wallets. 232 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:29,520 You get the women, you get the bucks. And boy, oh, boy, you've got them. 233 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,734 Buttons were popping, skirts were rising. 234 00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:34,064 When you can see the color of their panties... 235 00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:36,862 then you know you've got talent. 236 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,360 Stick with me, son. I'll make you a star. 237 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,577 Thanks, man, but I gotta be honest. 238 00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:44,701 This is just a part-time gig for me. 239 00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:47,201 I'm in a business programme, City College, days. 240 00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,917 Ah. A seeker of wisdom and truth. 241 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,967 You couldn't have found a better work-study programme than right here. 242 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:59,466 - To a future leader of America. - I'll stick with the brew. 243 00:16:00,309 --> 00:16:03,725 Beer is for breakfast around here. Drink or be gone. 244 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,865 I realize I've got a class of budding capitalists here. 245 00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:20,117 That most of you are seeking the fast track... 246 00:16:20,204 --> 00:16:21,579 lovely term... 247 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:26,575 to a career in investment banking or some other socially useful pursuit. 248 00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:29,835 Nevertheless, certain antiquated skills... 249 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,080 such as reading and writing... 250 00:16:32,174 --> 00:16:34,582 remain a part of the curriculum. 251 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,843 So, for your first assignment... 252 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,172 I'd like you to write your own obituaries. 253 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:45,307 Not that I wish you were dead. At least not yet, anyway. 254 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,353 Brian Flanagan. 255 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:52,308 Senator Brian Flan... Billionaire governor... 256 00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:56,697 Brian Flanagan, whose self-propelled, meteoric rise to wealth and fame... 257 00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,946 would have made even J.D. Rockefeller envious... 258 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,539 died early yesterday morning at the age of 99... 259 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:09,369 while bedding his 18-year-old seventh wife, Heidi... 260 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,083 who is recovering from exhaustion at the local hospital... 261 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,542 and will be unable to attend the funeral. 262 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,174 For your midterm paper... 263 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:25,263 I want you to select a business in which you are interested... 264 00:17:26,187 --> 00:17:29,686 and to prepare a complete plan for its development. 265 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:33,688 You should include capitalization... 266 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:36,269 administrative costs... 267 00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:39,033 income prospectus... 268 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,240 marketing... 269 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,201 cost analysis... 270 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:47,870 Blue shirt, fifth row, wake up! 271 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,039 Ah! Light dawns on marble head. 272 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:57,335 Where was I? 273 00:17:58,219 --> 00:18:00,426 Yeah! Whoo! 274 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,808 Can't get enough, you know 275 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:11,058 You're gonna have to face it You're addicted to love 276 00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:15,063 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 277 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,775 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 278 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:24,113 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 279 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:28,367 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 280 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:32,670 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 281 00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:36,752 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 282 00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:41,219 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 283 00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:45,219 I have got serious "fuck me" eyes coming over here. 284 00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:47,882 Stay in formation. Her old man's coming in right behind her. 285 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,043 Finnegan, Finnegan. 286 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,873 Time, time. 287 00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:17,756 Oh, shit. 288 00:19:25,224 --> 00:19:26,552 - Brian. - Huh? 289 00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:27,970 - Bottle. - Yeah. 290 00:19:30,062 --> 00:19:31,640 - Brian. - Yeah. 291 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,604 Try and make it by closing, would you? 292 00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:37,024 I'm doing the best I can! Okay? 293 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,363 Sexual frustration. 294 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,948 I asked you to prepare a business plan... 295 00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:49,789 a seemingly simple assignment. 296 00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:52,875 And yet one word describes your papers: 297 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,869 Bankrupt! 298 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:57,168 Bankrupt! 299 00:19:57,256 --> 00:20:00,340 A word some of you will get to know well in the future. 300 00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:02,917 Like Mr. Ron Lemaster. Where is Ronnie Lemaster? 301 00:20:03,012 --> 00:20:04,043 Yes... 302 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:07,305 our cosmetics magnate who hopes to make his fortune... 303 00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:09,847 selling make-up for pets! 304 00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,887 Fetch, Ronnie, fetch. 305 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,439 Good boy. 306 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:17,727 And my own personal favorite, Mrs. Sheila Rivkin. 307 00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:19,396 Oh, my God. He's got my paper. 308 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:23,615 Mrs. Rivkin has spent the last 20 years burning her husband's dinners... 309 00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:26,369 but now decides she wants to become the Donald Trump... 310 00:20:26,452 --> 00:20:28,860 of the cookie business... You! 311 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,865 You! You have something to contribute? 312 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,413 I just said it wasn't worth getting upset about. 313 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:37,586 - What's your name? - Brian Flanagan. 314 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:40,838 Now speak up! Let the class hear you. 315 00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,799 - Brian Flanagan! - Oh, yes, Flanagan. 316 00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:45,008 Mr. Flanagan. Mr. Brian Flanagan. 317 00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:47,135 Let us see. 318 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,679 Yes, Mr. Flanagan is determined... 319 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,843 to revolutionize the bar business... 320 00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:55,270 by franchising his version of the local New York tavern... 321 00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:58,061 to every suburban shopping mall in America. 322 00:20:58,151 --> 00:21:00,025 Tell me, Mr. Flanagan... 323 00:21:00,111 --> 00:21:03,562 do you intend to provide the smell of stale beer? 324 00:21:03,656 --> 00:21:06,112 Or perhaps a surly bartender... 325 00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:08,952 and three boring drunks to each outlet? 326 00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:12,038 I don't know. You looking for another job? 327 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,449 Ah. A diamond in the rough. 328 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:18,213 The dreamer who can't take the criticism. 329 00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:21,914 Not from a guy who hides here 'cause he can't hack it in the real world. 330 00:21:24,094 --> 00:21:25,552 Okay, Flanagan. 331 00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:27,879 Let's see how well you hack it in the real world... 332 00:21:27,972 --> 00:21:29,965 with an "F" in this course. 333 00:21:30,058 --> 00:21:31,338 "F!" 334 00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:38,144 Not a goddam thing any one of those professors says... 335 00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:40,558 makes a difference on the street. 336 00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:42,894 If you know that, you're ready to graduate. 337 00:21:49,828 --> 00:21:52,235 Maybe I'm just too old to be a student. 338 00:21:58,128 --> 00:21:59,456 Christ. 339 00:22:00,672 --> 00:22:04,255 I've got to find something... something to do. 340 00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:06,798 Relax. You're in the perfect job. 341 00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:10,884 There's no better way to make it than behind three feet of mahogany. 342 00:22:10,974 --> 00:22:13,263 Within one square mile of this saloon... 343 00:22:13,352 --> 00:22:15,759 lies the greatest concentration of wealth in the world. 344 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,063 Yes... 345 00:22:18,148 --> 00:22:20,390 but how is a bartender... 346 00:22:20,484 --> 00:22:22,560 gonna get his hands on any of it? 347 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,104 A bartender is the aristocrat of the working class. 348 00:22:27,199 --> 00:22:30,817 He can make all kinds of moves if he's smart. 349 00:22:30,911 --> 00:22:33,912 There are investors out there. There are angels. 350 00:22:33,997 --> 00:22:35,871 There are suckers. 351 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:39,291 There are rich women with nothing to do with their money. 352 00:22:41,296 --> 00:22:44,001 You can stand in this bar and you can be struck by lightning. 353 00:22:44,091 --> 00:22:46,084 I've seen it happen. 354 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:52,464 - Shall I continue? - Oh, please do. 355 00:22:53,017 --> 00:22:56,717 Chantilly lace and a pretty face 356 00:22:56,812 --> 00:22:59,683 And a ponytail just a-hangin' down 357 00:22:59,773 --> 00:23:02,609 A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk 358 00:23:02,693 --> 00:23:04,650 Makes the world go round 359 00:23:04,737 --> 00:23:07,406 There ain't nothin' in the world like a big-eyed girl 360 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:10,526 Make me act so funny Make me spend my money 361 00:23:10,618 --> 00:23:14,662 Make me feel loose Like a real live goose 362 00:23:14,747 --> 00:23:17,452 Oh, baby, that's what I like 363 00:23:19,418 --> 00:23:22,668 It is not dignified to get this drunk. 364 00:23:22,755 --> 00:23:25,210 - You are in training. - I'm in training? 365 00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:27,422 - For stardom. - For stardom? 366 00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:29,419 I don't care how liberated this world becomes... 367 00:23:29,512 --> 00:23:31,884 - a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol... - I knew I was in training for something. 368 00:23:31,973 --> 00:23:33,383 He can consume. 369 00:23:33,474 --> 00:23:35,846 - Always. - And a woman will be impressed... 370 00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,722 whether she likes it or not. 371 00:23:39,772 --> 00:23:42,180 - Now, come on. - I'm not gonna make it. 372 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:46,652 You are. A star never pukes or passes out in public. 373 00:23:46,737 --> 00:23:48,196 No. 374 00:23:48,281 --> 00:23:49,739 Aah! 375 00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:54,658 Holy shit. 376 00:23:55,329 --> 00:23:57,737 Hey, are you okay? 377 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:01,495 You alive? 378 00:24:08,384 --> 00:24:09,629 However... 379 00:24:09,719 --> 00:24:12,673 falling down stairs is allowed. 380 00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:15,929 Whoops! 381 00:24:20,688 --> 00:24:22,598 Sure you don't want a slice? 382 00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:25,775 For breakfast? You've gotta be joking. 383 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:29,395 - It's better than a Red Eye. - Not for a hangover. 384 00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:31,944 Coughlin's Diet: 385 00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,820 Cocktails and dreams. 386 00:24:34,911 --> 00:24:37,663 Hey, that's not a bad name for a joint. 387 00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:40,285 You know, we really ought to think about setting up our own place. 388 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,035 That takes money. 389 00:24:42,127 --> 00:24:47,002 The kind of money your sacred books dangle but never deliver. 390 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,083 They deliver. 391 00:24:49,175 --> 00:24:51,927 You just gotta know how to read. 392 00:24:53,972 --> 00:24:56,973 I mean, come on. We could make a fortune! 393 00:24:57,058 --> 00:25:00,225 I mean, that's why you came to New York. That's sure as hell why I left Queens. 394 00:25:00,312 --> 00:25:02,518 Positive! Positive thinking! 395 00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:06,809 You can't let a little thing like cash stand in our way. 396 00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:10,564 Cocktails and Dreams. 397 00:25:10,655 --> 00:25:12,482 Cocktails and Dreams. 398 00:25:12,574 --> 00:25:14,567 I see it in pink neon. 399 00:25:14,659 --> 00:25:17,233 Blink, blink, dinkity-blink. 400 00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:20,828 That is a little corny, isn't it? But I could live with it. 401 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:24,783 Yes, but can I live with young Flanagan? 402 00:25:25,587 --> 00:25:29,537 Well, maybe I could handle a partner. 403 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:31,175 All right! 404 00:25:31,259 --> 00:25:33,133 All right! Fifty-fifty. 405 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:36,636 A partner who knows his place. Seventy-thirty. 406 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,092 Well, you do have your pension to think about... 407 00:25:41,186 --> 00:25:43,475 so I will settle for sixty-forty. 408 00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:48,062 To health and friendship. 409 00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:50,318 Life and love. 410 00:25:50,404 --> 00:25:52,977 - Our future. - To our future. 411 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,196 Let's do it. Let's really do it. 412 00:25:55,742 --> 00:25:59,277 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 413 00:25:59,371 --> 00:26:02,657 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! - Yeah! 414 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,826 - Let's do it. - Okay! 415 00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:08,661 One, two, three, do it! 416 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,175 You shake it to the left You shake it to the right 417 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,594 You do the hippy shake-shake with all of your might 418 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,218 Oh, shake 419 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:21,265 The hippy hippy shake 420 00:26:21,352 --> 00:26:23,012 Yeah! 421 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,725 It's in the bag 422 00:26:25,814 --> 00:26:28,103 The hippy hippy shake 423 00:26:29,151 --> 00:26:31,559 The hippy hippy shake 424 00:26:32,530 --> 00:26:35,484 The hippy hippy shake 425 00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:37,234 Yeah! Whoo! 426 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:46,452 Beautiful! Listen... Hey, listen! 427 00:26:46,544 --> 00:26:49,747 Why the fuck are two stars like you wasting your talent in a hole like this? 428 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:52,045 - A secret admirer! - No, I'm serious! 429 00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:54,256 I got the hottest saloon in town. 430 00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:57,593 I want you guys working for me. In two weeks, you'll be famous. 431 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,551 I've been famous for ten years. Just give me the money. 432 00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,726 I got the hippy hippy shake 433 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:13,526 - She walks down the street knockin' them dead - Hey, wait in line! 434 00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:16,530 Store window dummies even turn their heads 435 00:27:16,616 --> 00:27:18,026 Sure 'nuff 436 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:21,403 Powerful stuff 437 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:26,116 I think I'm in love 438 00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:32,130 And it's powerful stuff 439 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:35,548 I am the world's first yuppie poet. 440 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:39,846 Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! 441 00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:43,181 The poem is entitled "The Bottom Line." 442 00:27:43,268 --> 00:27:45,059 Stick it in your Volvo! 443 00:27:45,144 --> 00:27:47,814 "'Money isn't everything,' they say. 444 00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:51,182 Okay, so what is? Sex?" 445 00:27:51,276 --> 00:27:53,185 It's better than sushi! 446 00:27:53,278 --> 00:27:55,603 "Did you ever make love to a pauper? 447 00:27:55,697 --> 00:27:58,270 - Pee-yoo!" - I'd rather hump a camel! 448 00:27:58,366 --> 00:27:59,695 "Revolution? 449 00:27:59,784 --> 00:28:02,619 It takes money to overthrow the government, you know." 450 00:28:02,704 --> 00:28:04,447 Whoa, that's deep. 451 00:28:04,539 --> 00:28:07,742 "Art? The more it costs, the better it is. 452 00:28:07,834 --> 00:28:10,455 And that's the bottom line!" 453 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,623 - Crap. - Bullshit! 454 00:28:13,715 --> 00:28:17,843 - Who wants a drink? - Who wants a drink? 455 00:28:17,927 --> 00:28:21,877 More poets! More poets! More poets! More poets! 456 00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:24,096 We want more! 457 00:28:27,687 --> 00:28:29,312 All right! 458 00:28:30,982 --> 00:28:33,271 - Yes! - Yeah, man! 459 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,352 All right, Brian! 460 00:28:37,114 --> 00:28:39,865 - You want poets? - Yes, we do! 461 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:42,238 - You want poets? - Yeah! 462 00:28:42,327 --> 00:28:46,788 I am the world's last barman poet. 463 00:28:47,499 --> 00:28:49,741 Give us a kiss, you sexy beast! 464 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,953 Go for it. 465 00:28:52,838 --> 00:28:55,755 I see America drinking... 466 00:28:55,841 --> 00:28:58,379 the fabulous cocktails I make. 467 00:28:59,177 --> 00:29:02,878 America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake. 468 00:29:04,808 --> 00:29:07,560 - The Sex on the Beach... - Yeah! 469 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,933 The schnapps made from peach... 470 00:29:10,022 --> 00:29:13,473 the Velvet Hammer, the Alabama Slammer. 471 00:29:14,776 --> 00:29:16,853 I make things with juice and froth... 472 00:29:16,945 --> 00:29:21,488 - the Pink Squirrel, the Three-Toed Sloth. - Make me one! 473 00:29:21,575 --> 00:29:24,611 I make drinks so sweet and snazzy... 474 00:29:24,703 --> 00:29:27,373 the Iced Tea, the Kamikaze. 475 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:31,666 The Orgasm. 476 00:29:32,461 --> 00:29:34,667 Hands off the merchandise! 477 00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:38,337 The Death Spasm. 478 00:29:40,886 --> 00:29:44,220 - The Singapore Sling, the Ding-a-ling. - Ding-a-ling? 479 00:29:44,306 --> 00:29:46,976 America, you're just devoted... 480 00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:49,182 to every flavor I've got. 481 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,558 Oh, baby! 482 00:29:51,647 --> 00:29:53,972 But if you want to get loaded... 483 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:57,850 why don't you just order a shot? 484 00:30:07,830 --> 00:30:09,621 Bar's open! 485 00:30:16,756 --> 00:30:19,081 I'd like to try the Orgasm, please. 486 00:30:20,676 --> 00:30:22,550 How many would you like? 487 00:30:23,346 --> 00:30:26,465 - Uh, multiple. - Multiple? 488 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:31,225 Well, then, why don't we start with a Turquoise Blue? 489 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:44,071 Well, bless my soul What's wrong with me 490 00:30:44,158 --> 00:30:46,530 I'm itchin' like a man in a fuzzy tree 491 00:30:46,619 --> 00:30:48,742 My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug 492 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:52,033 I'm in love I'm all shook up 493 00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:59,047 Yeah! Yeah! Wow! Baby! 494 00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:02,672 You guys are crazy! 495 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,465 Well, my hands are shakin' and my knees are weak 496 00:31:05,555 --> 00:31:08,307 I can't even stand on my own two feet 497 00:31:08,391 --> 00:31:10,882 Who do you think when you have such luck 498 00:31:10,977 --> 00:31:13,349 I'm in love I'm all shook up 499 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:14,932 Yeah! 500 00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:24,858 Oh, my God! 501 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,364 That was fantastic! That was great! 502 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:32,827 - You gotta let me take your picture. - What for? 503 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:35,621 When you're a big celebrity, I'll put you in Rolling Stone magazine. 504 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:38,284 - Is that right? - My prot�g�. I discovered him. 505 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:41,381 That's great. Can you move aside, though? I can't fit you both in. 506 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:44,800 - Excuse me. - You look great. 507 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,594 All messed up 508 00:31:56,189 --> 00:31:57,814 Come back! 509 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,026 My tongue gets tied when I try to speak 510 00:32:05,115 --> 00:32:07,523 My insides shake like a leaf on a tree 511 00:32:07,617 --> 00:32:10,239 There's only one cure for this body of mine 512 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,246 That's to have that girl right here, right now 513 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,704 When she touched my hand what a thrill I got 514 00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:18,535 Her lips are like a volcano that's hot 515 00:32:18,629 --> 00:32:20,835 I'm proud to say that she's my buttercup 516 00:32:20,922 --> 00:32:24,256 I'm in love I'm all shook up 517 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:40,140 You with the cold hands! 518 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,487 I gotta go. 519 00:32:46,448 --> 00:32:49,200 - Tuesday night? - Tuesday? I'm working. 520 00:32:49,284 --> 00:32:51,954 So? I'll sit at the end of the bar and wait until closing. 521 00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:54,575 Isn't that what all the bartenders' girlfriends do? 522 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,034 All right. 523 00:32:59,962 --> 00:33:02,832 - Bye. - Get in there. You're gonna catch pneumonia. 524 00:33:13,976 --> 00:33:16,432 Get out! Get out of there. Back off! 525 00:33:18,856 --> 00:33:20,932 Get up, damn it. Get up! 526 00:33:21,025 --> 00:33:23,101 God, look at that clown. Get up! 527 00:33:23,194 --> 00:33:25,103 Good night, sweet prince. 528 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,528 Looks like one of our customers. 529 00:33:28,616 --> 00:33:31,451 That bum just cost me 50 bucks. 530 00:33:31,535 --> 00:33:34,026 So what's this great idea I'm here to piss on? 531 00:33:36,624 --> 00:33:40,207 Well, I have been doing some research... 532 00:33:40,294 --> 00:33:43,829 into what it'll cost to set up Cocktails and Dreams. 533 00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:46,628 Now what I have found is, if we find the right location... 534 00:33:46,717 --> 00:33:48,461 do our own renovation... 535 00:33:48,553 --> 00:33:51,090 we can start it up for as little as 75,000 cash. 536 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,430 Ah, which the tooth fairy will deliver to our doorstep, hmm? 537 00:33:55,059 --> 00:33:56,222 No, man. 538 00:33:56,310 --> 00:34:00,225 Which we make in Jamaica, man. 539 00:34:00,314 --> 00:34:02,058 Oh, God, Brian. 540 00:34:02,150 --> 00:34:05,934 I like that. Mmm! Jamaica, south of Soho. 541 00:34:06,028 --> 00:34:08,068 Oh, yeah, man. Very south of Soho. 542 00:34:08,156 --> 00:34:10,148 The Caribbean, Jamaica, man. 543 00:34:10,241 --> 00:34:12,317 I was down there last month doing a shoot... 544 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:15,660 and I met this bartender who makes $300 to $400 a day. 545 00:34:15,747 --> 00:34:17,122 A day! Whoo! 546 00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,282 And he didn't have any of the talent of you guys. 547 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,368 I should hope not. 548 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:24,378 Winter in the tropics, spring in New York. 549 00:34:25,006 --> 00:34:27,414 Jet-set bartenders, eh? 550 00:34:27,508 --> 00:34:29,300 See, we could live for peanuts down there. 551 00:34:29,385 --> 00:34:32,470 There are no taxes. Cash off the books. 552 00:34:32,555 --> 00:34:34,049 Two, maybe three seasons, and we are in business. 553 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,678 So you want to wait three years? 554 00:34:37,352 --> 00:34:39,759 I've told you. New York is where the angels are. 555 00:34:39,854 --> 00:34:41,728 Aw, come on. This is... 556 00:34:41,815 --> 00:34:44,566 - This is a real opportunity! - Oh, yeah. 557 00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:48,102 - We'll have a fantastic time. - Will we? 558 00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:53,234 - Carl, huh? - Coral. English. Coral. 559 00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:54,737 Coral. 560 00:34:55,912 --> 00:34:57,490 Yes! 561 00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:01,789 Why is it do you think these chicks are always named after inanimate objects? 562 00:35:01,876 --> 00:35:04,414 There's nothing inanimate about Coral. 563 00:35:04,504 --> 00:35:07,042 Hot number, huh? 564 00:35:07,132 --> 00:35:08,792 Yes! 565 00:35:08,884 --> 00:35:11,754 - Good shot. - Ten bucks behind the line? 566 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,221 Sure. Shoot till you miss. 567 00:35:14,306 --> 00:35:16,263 - All right. - Where does Coral live? 568 00:35:17,225 --> 00:35:20,475 76th Street. She's got a brownstone. 569 00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:23,060 She owns the whole fucking building. 570 00:35:23,148 --> 00:35:26,065 You don't think she lives in that building all by herself, do you? 571 00:35:26,151 --> 00:35:27,859 That's a bit lucky. 572 00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:30,862 - See any pictures? - Of guys? No. 573 00:35:33,742 --> 00:35:36,447 - That's 30 bucks you owe me. - Jesus Christ. 574 00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:39,074 - I know! - The man's on a roll, ladies and gentlemen. 575 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:42,533 She's been saving herself for young Flanagan all these years? 576 00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:45,164 - Maybe she hides the pictures when she goes out. - Oh. 577 00:35:45,254 --> 00:35:47,045 Have a look on her ring finger. 578 00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:49,419 See if there's a white circle from her wedding band. 579 00:35:49,508 --> 00:35:51,132 Man, are you paranoid. 580 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:56,720 Listen, it's the difference between a one-nighter... 581 00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:59,724 and a meaningful relationship with an unattached millionairess. 582 00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:01,886 Hey, I'm not thinking about her that way, okay? 583 00:36:01,979 --> 00:36:04,221 This is more than just a one-night stand. 584 00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:07,683 - This lady's gonna do a number on you, mate. - I appreciate the concern. 585 00:36:11,155 --> 00:36:12,898 That's 50 bucks you owe me. 586 00:36:13,657 --> 00:36:15,650 - Fifty bucks? - Fifty bucks. 587 00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:17,782 Fifty bucks says Coral's in the sack... 588 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,946 with some other guy before the week's out. 589 00:36:21,874 --> 00:36:23,249 That's a bet. 590 00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:25,038 Missed. 591 00:36:28,714 --> 00:36:31,834 Whoo, yeah, hey. 592 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:42,383 - Hey. - Hi, how are you? 593 00:36:42,478 --> 00:36:44,554 Okay. How are you? 594 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:05,041 Keep it. 595 00:37:05,793 --> 00:37:07,287 Brian? 596 00:37:07,378 --> 00:37:08,706 - What'll you have? - A screwdriver. 597 00:37:08,796 --> 00:37:10,670 - What? - Screwdriver! 598 00:37:11,924 --> 00:37:14,759 I take it back. You're not going to be famous. 599 00:37:14,844 --> 00:37:18,047 Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life. 600 00:37:18,139 --> 00:37:20,464 It only gets better. 601 00:37:26,522 --> 00:37:28,349 You made a move on Coral? 602 00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:29,520 I had to get my money back. 603 00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:31,483 You knew how I felt about her. 604 00:37:31,569 --> 00:37:33,478 How could you feel anything for an assembly line hump... 605 00:37:33,571 --> 00:37:35,480 that does the book on the first date? 606 00:37:35,573 --> 00:37:38,859 I did you a favor. Took her off your hands before she really twisted your mind. 607 00:37:41,204 --> 00:37:43,113 You fucking son of a bitch. 608 00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:45,115 Coughlin's Law: Never tell tales about a woman. 609 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,580 She'll hear you no matter how far away she is. 610 00:37:48,628 --> 00:37:50,206 Come on! Come on! 611 00:37:50,296 --> 00:37:52,752 - Can't take the truth, eh? - Bullshit! 612 00:37:52,841 --> 00:37:55,462 It was nothing but taking a cheap shot at me. 613 00:37:55,552 --> 00:37:57,544 Where I come from, you don't do that to your friends. 614 00:37:57,637 --> 00:38:01,338 Where you come from, they're still saluting the flag and making novenas. 615 00:38:01,432 --> 00:38:02,678 And no brawling in here. 616 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:05,685 - And that goes for the help as well. - Come on! 617 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:08,261 I don't work here any more. 618 00:38:08,356 --> 00:38:10,148 If you want to cut me, come on! 619 00:38:12,736 --> 00:38:14,775 You'll thank me for this one day. 620 00:38:15,613 --> 00:38:17,523 The fuck I will. 621 00:38:22,245 --> 00:38:24,487 Hey! Hey! 622 00:38:34,132 --> 00:38:36,837 Bodies in the sand 623 00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:41,055 Tropical drink melting in your hand 624 00:38:41,139 --> 00:38:43,215 We'll be falling in love 625 00:38:43,308 --> 00:38:47,222 To the rhythm of a steel band 626 00:38:47,312 --> 00:38:48,806 Down in Kokomo 627 00:38:48,897 --> 00:38:52,396 Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya 628 00:38:52,484 --> 00:38:54,940 To Bermuda, Bahama 629 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:57,021 Come on, pretty mama 630 00:38:57,114 --> 00:38:59,023 Key Largo, Montego 631 00:38:59,116 --> 00:39:03,196 Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo 632 00:39:03,287 --> 00:39:07,450 We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow 633 00:39:07,541 --> 00:39:12,084 That's where we wanna go 634 00:39:12,170 --> 00:39:14,708 Way down to Kokomo 635 00:39:23,474 --> 00:39:26,724 Buddy. Hey, buddy! 636 00:39:28,729 --> 00:39:31,136 The name is not "buddy." It's "pal." 637 00:39:31,231 --> 00:39:34,398 The brochure promised me a drink on the house, pal. 638 00:39:35,235 --> 00:39:38,486 - I'll take one of those orange things. - Excuse me, uh... 639 00:39:38,572 --> 00:39:41,241 My friend just passed out on the beach over there. Do you have a phone anywhere? 640 00:39:41,325 --> 00:39:44,279 No, no. Excuse me. Excuse me. 641 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,037 She was, uh, drinking champagne in the sun. 642 00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:57,043 Champagne: Perfume going in, sewage coming out. 643 00:39:57,132 --> 00:39:59,670 - Is she gonna be all right? - Yeah, she's gonna be okay. 644 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,669 Uh, could somebody go down to the condo office... 645 00:40:01,762 --> 00:40:03,256 - and have them call an ambulance? - Yeah, sure. 646 00:40:03,347 --> 00:40:06,383 Just in case. Let's get her up. 647 00:40:09,895 --> 00:40:12,184 The doctor will probably give her a shot of Ipecac. 648 00:40:12,273 --> 00:40:14,728 I don't want anything more to drink. 649 00:40:14,817 --> 00:40:17,688 Oh, don't worry. It'll make you feel better. It'll help you throw up. 650 00:40:17,778 --> 00:40:19,735 I don't want to throw up. 651 00:40:19,822 --> 00:40:22,278 Oh, God, I think I'm gonna throw up. 652 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,077 No, I'm all right. I'm all right. 653 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,488 She can never make up her mind. 654 00:40:29,582 --> 00:40:32,203 Hey, Brian. I gotta hit the road, man. 655 00:40:32,293 --> 00:40:35,045 Okay, Owen. 656 00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,871 Well, goodbye. 657 00:40:40,384 --> 00:40:42,875 It has been an adventure. 658 00:40:42,970 --> 00:40:44,346 Mm-hmm. 659 00:40:46,307 --> 00:40:48,845 Owen will take care of you. 660 00:40:51,521 --> 00:40:54,142 Here's a little song I wrote 661 00:40:54,232 --> 00:40:57,398 You might want to sing it note for note 662 00:40:57,485 --> 00:40:58,600 Don't worry 663 00:41:00,822 --> 00:41:02,067 Be happy 664 00:41:05,243 --> 00:41:08,659 Every life we have some trouble 665 00:41:08,746 --> 00:41:11,237 When you worry you make it double 666 00:41:11,332 --> 00:41:12,577 Don't worry 667 00:41:14,794 --> 00:41:16,586 Be happy 668 00:41:16,671 --> 00:41:19,542 - Mark, I haven't forgotten about you. - No problem. 669 00:41:19,632 --> 00:41:23,132 Welcome to my most humble, dishonorable establishment. 670 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,927 Well, thank you. 671 00:41:25,013 --> 00:41:28,429 My worthless, useless services are at your disposal. 672 00:41:28,516 --> 00:41:32,181 Um, I wanted to, uh, come by and thank you for helping out yesterday. 673 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:34,559 That's all right. How's she doing? 674 00:41:34,647 --> 00:41:37,055 She, uh, has a hangover. 675 00:41:38,777 --> 00:41:42,146 Can I buy you a drink? One of my rum specialties, perhaps? 676 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:43,614 I'll have a beer. 677 00:41:43,698 --> 00:41:44,730 Beer. 678 00:41:46,451 --> 00:41:47,862 My kind of woman. 679 00:41:50,872 --> 00:41:55,949 - Hey, guys, how're you doing? - I'll have the same, Brian. 680 00:41:56,044 --> 00:41:58,998 So it seems like happy hour all day around here. 681 00:41:59,089 --> 00:42:00,832 Yes, happy hour. 682 00:42:00,924 --> 00:42:05,919 That great American invention for spending quality time with spouse soused. 683 00:42:06,012 --> 00:42:10,259 - A bartender with a line for everything. - Yeah, the bartender. 684 00:42:10,350 --> 00:42:13,600 The highest evolution of the species: 685 00:42:13,687 --> 00:42:15,098 "Boozus New Yorkus." 686 00:42:17,482 --> 00:42:19,226 Whoa! 687 00:42:19,318 --> 00:42:21,559 I used to work at a circus before I got this job. 688 00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:24,775 Excuse me. 689 00:42:32,956 --> 00:42:34,498 Don't worry 690 00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:37,954 Be happy 691 00:42:42,591 --> 00:42:45,545 Ain't got no cash Ain't got no style 692 00:42:45,636 --> 00:42:48,590 Ain't got no gal to make you smile 693 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,056 But don't worry 694 00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:53,927 Be happy 695 00:42:54,019 --> 00:42:56,771 Want to see a grown man cry like a baby? 696 00:42:56,855 --> 00:42:58,398 Hey, Bartender. 697 00:42:58,482 --> 00:43:00,938 You know how to make a Red Eye? 698 00:43:02,611 --> 00:43:04,189 Don't worry 699 00:43:06,073 --> 00:43:07,816 Be happy 700 00:43:09,243 --> 00:43:12,160 What, no tearful greeting? 701 00:43:12,246 --> 00:43:13,954 Coughlin's Law: 702 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,325 Never show surprise. Never lose your cool. 703 00:43:17,418 --> 00:43:21,118 Oh, my son, my rebellious son. 704 00:43:21,213 --> 00:43:25,591 Tell your old buddy how great he looks. 705 00:43:25,676 --> 00:43:30,255 You look like a guy who dyes his hair and shaves with a Brillo pad. 706 00:43:30,347 --> 00:43:33,799 A guy who gets an erection on his birthday, if the wind is right. 707 00:43:33,893 --> 00:43:37,428 Isn't this great? Two years we haven't seen each other, and we just flow into the old act. 708 00:43:37,521 --> 00:43:40,937 Please, stop molesting the customers. 709 00:43:41,025 --> 00:43:43,481 A daiquiri, if you will, Bartender. 710 00:43:45,821 --> 00:43:50,151 - I taught this young man everything he knows. - I doubt that. 711 00:43:52,870 --> 00:43:57,828 Don't you waste your loyalty on him. He'll dump you after Valentine's Day. 712 00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:03,245 Isn't that clever? 713 00:44:03,339 --> 00:44:06,375 What the hell are you doing down here? 714 00:44:06,467 --> 00:44:11,509 This lad is the best bartender south of 14th Street. It's his downfall. 715 00:44:11,597 --> 00:44:15,346 - I don't see how being good at something can be your downfall. - Thank you. 716 00:44:15,435 --> 00:44:18,270 I grant you, it's not an easy concept to grasp. 717 00:44:18,354 --> 00:44:20,263 Now, you take our hero here. 718 00:44:20,356 --> 00:44:22,930 I haven't seen him for a while, and I've never been in this joint before... 719 00:44:23,026 --> 00:44:28,566 but I will bet my bile duct he's got some kind of success manual behind the bar. 720 00:44:28,656 --> 00:44:31,443 Come on, Flanagan, I know it's here. 721 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,117 - Touch�. - Voila. 722 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:43,376 You see, Flanagan's a believer. Always will be. 723 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:47,792 - He doesn't realize that the doors are shut to people like us. - Well, maybe he wants to open them. 724 00:44:47,884 --> 00:44:49,675 Then he has to steal the key, sweetheart. 725 00:44:49,761 --> 00:44:52,299 Something Coughlin here has been unable to do. 726 00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:56,137 Hey, I don't have to, not any more. I've had my miracle. 727 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:59,346 Oh, what? Some alky remember you in his will? 728 00:45:01,606 --> 00:45:03,100 Better. 729 00:45:03,191 --> 00:45:04,733 I am in love. 730 00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:06,855 Oh. 731 00:45:07,737 --> 00:45:10,525 There is my miracle. 732 00:45:10,615 --> 00:45:14,695 Who? Pocahontas over there, waiting for everyone to notice her? 733 00:45:14,786 --> 00:45:17,455 How dare you speak that way about my wife. 734 00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:23,954 - Your wife? In your dreams. - For real. 735 00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:28,171 We are here on our honeymoon. Sweetheart! 736 00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:32,511 Come hither. 737 00:45:41,021 --> 00:45:42,266 You're married? 738 00:45:42,356 --> 00:45:45,392 This is true love, young Flanagan. 739 00:45:45,484 --> 00:45:49,861 True love with a kicker. She's got millions. 740 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:54,359 - Where were you? I thought you drowned or something. - No such luck. 741 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:57,785 Brian Flanagan, Kerry Coughlin. The love of my life. 742 00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:00,367 - Hello. - Hi. 743 00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:02,580 You see before you a changed man. 744 00:46:02,668 --> 00:46:05,373 The love of a good woman has made me see the light. 745 00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:07,040 Mmm. 746 00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:09,752 This magic moment 747 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:13,375 While your lips are close to mine 748 00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:16,720 Will last forever 749 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:21,469 Forever till the end of time 750 00:46:21,562 --> 00:46:24,682 Brian's cute. How long have you known him? 751 00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:27,561 About ten hours. 752 00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:32,897 Excuse me. 753 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,983 There you go. 754 00:46:35,075 --> 00:46:38,326 I have never seen a club with such intense dance vibes. 755 00:46:38,412 --> 00:46:40,571 Come on. Let's decimate this dance floor. 756 00:46:45,252 --> 00:46:47,126 I don't get the two of them. 757 00:46:47,213 --> 00:46:52,338 Simple. She's just a little rich chick whose family owns half of Manhattan. 758 00:46:52,426 --> 00:46:56,258 And just to piss them off, she decided to marry a bartender. 759 00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,508 True love. 760 00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:00,508 Let's dance? 761 00:47:00,601 --> 00:47:03,306 Sweeter than wine 762 00:47:03,396 --> 00:47:05,969 And softer than a summer night 763 00:47:06,065 --> 00:47:09,185 Everything I want I have 764 00:47:09,277 --> 00:47:11,946 Whenever I hold you tight 765 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:13,654 This magic moment 766 00:47:15,575 --> 00:47:17,947 While your lips are close to mine 767 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:21,072 Will last forever 768 00:47:21,164 --> 00:47:26,039 Forever till the end of time 769 00:47:26,127 --> 00:47:29,745 Do you ever have the feeling that you might meet somebody? 770 00:47:29,839 --> 00:47:33,706 You know, when you walk into some place or something? 771 00:47:33,801 --> 00:47:36,672 - Star-crossed lovers' syndrome? - Mmm. 772 00:47:36,763 --> 00:47:40,297 - No. - Oh! 773 00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:43,725 Because I had a premonition that I was gonna meet somebody when I came down here. 774 00:47:43,811 --> 00:47:45,354 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 775 00:47:45,438 --> 00:47:47,976 Well, you still got time, you know. 776 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:51,020 Some woman must have really done a job on you. 777 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:53,483 Why does it always have to be a woman? 778 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:55,231 Well, it doesn't. Your friend, uh... 779 00:47:55,323 --> 00:47:58,110 what's his name, Doug, could have done it to you. 780 00:47:58,201 --> 00:47:59,612 What's this? 781 00:47:59,702 --> 00:48:02,158 Immune to Coughlin's fatal charms? 782 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:05,829 Give him a minute, you'll love him. All women do. 783 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:08,871 Well, I'm not like all women. 784 00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:12,378 - I'll give you that. - Hmm? 785 00:48:12,465 --> 00:48:14,791 Of course, I'm not like all men either. 786 00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:18,882 You are an original till you prove otherwise. 787 00:48:21,057 --> 00:48:24,142 Uh-oh. I better be careful not to lose my unique status. 788 00:48:24,227 --> 00:48:26,136 Mmm. 789 00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:36,489 So is this one-night-stand time? 790 00:48:37,407 --> 00:48:39,364 Doesn't make you a bad person, you know. 791 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:44,195 Your parents own half of Manhattan? 792 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:45,452 No! 793 00:48:48,335 --> 00:48:51,205 Then your virtue's quite safe with me. 794 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:53,205 For this evening anyway. 795 00:49:00,597 --> 00:49:03,088 Come on. I'll race you! 796 00:49:03,183 --> 00:49:04,974 Tell myself I won't no more 797 00:49:05,060 --> 00:49:06,969 But here I go again 798 00:49:07,062 --> 00:49:09,055 The way I fought so hard and fast 799 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:10,891 Think I've never been 800 00:49:10,983 --> 00:49:12,525 In love, love, love 801 00:49:12,609 --> 00:49:14,816 Like I've never been 802 00:49:14,903 --> 00:49:16,445 In love, love, love 803 00:49:16,530 --> 00:49:19,365 Here I go again 804 00:49:19,449 --> 00:49:20,908 Heart aches take it slow 805 00:49:20,993 --> 00:49:22,950 You ain't got far to go 806 00:49:23,036 --> 00:49:24,994 And if you travel smooth 807 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,037 Life be a pleasure cruise 808 00:49:27,124 --> 00:49:28,998 Heart aches take it slow 809 00:49:29,084 --> 00:49:31,124 You ain't got far to go 810 00:49:31,211 --> 00:49:33,121 And if you travel smooth 811 00:49:33,213 --> 00:49:36,298 Life be a pleasure cruise 812 00:49:36,383 --> 00:49:38,127 Oh, I love you so 813 00:49:38,218 --> 00:49:40,294 I guess, I guess I guess you know 814 00:49:40,387 --> 00:49:42,214 Oh, I love you so 815 00:49:42,306 --> 00:49:44,298 I guess, I guess I guess you know 816 00:49:44,391 --> 00:49:46,218 Oh, I love you so 817 00:49:46,310 --> 00:49:48,303 I guess, I guess I guess you know 818 00:49:48,395 --> 00:49:50,103 Oh, I love you so 819 00:49:50,189 --> 00:49:52,312 I guess, I guess I guess you know 820 00:49:52,399 --> 00:49:54,475 I guess, I guess I guess you know 821 00:49:58,864 --> 00:50:00,904 Smile! 822 00:50:02,243 --> 00:50:04,449 So this is your profession? 823 00:50:05,412 --> 00:50:07,654 More like my obsession. 824 00:50:07,748 --> 00:50:11,283 - Does it pay the rent? - Someday it will. 825 00:50:11,377 --> 00:50:15,161 Right now, though, I'm waiting tables at Jerry's Deli. 826 00:50:15,256 --> 00:50:17,248 Sure, I know the place. 827 00:50:17,341 --> 00:50:19,334 Home of the famous cement Danish. 828 00:50:20,011 --> 00:50:21,588 Yeah, that's the one. 829 00:50:21,679 --> 00:50:23,090 - Yeah. - Hey! 830 00:50:25,474 --> 00:50:27,182 Don't look. It's not done. 831 00:50:27,268 --> 00:50:29,841 - This doesn't look like me. - It's the real you. 832 00:50:29,937 --> 00:50:32,607 You've captured my innermost soul. 833 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,932 - Ohh! - Oh, my God. 834 00:50:35,026 --> 00:50:37,896 Are you okay? 835 00:50:37,987 --> 00:50:40,560 - Shit! - Are you okay? Aww! 836 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,205 We should go on one of those. 837 00:50:49,290 --> 00:50:50,665 Tomorrow? 838 00:50:53,836 --> 00:50:56,458 - You know, there's a guy who makes these. - One guy? 839 00:50:56,547 --> 00:50:59,003 He must be exhausted. 840 00:50:59,092 --> 00:51:02,046 Yes, he is, but still, he gets up in the morning... 841 00:51:02,136 --> 00:51:05,256 and he kisses his wife, and he goes to his drink umbrella factory... 842 00:51:05,348 --> 00:51:09,049 where he rips off 10 billion of these a year. 843 00:51:09,143 --> 00:51:10,887 This guy's a millionaire. 844 00:51:10,979 --> 00:51:14,063 - How about the guy who makes these? - How about that guy? 845 00:51:14,148 --> 00:51:17,482 Not to mention the guy who makes these. 846 00:51:17,569 --> 00:51:20,190 And those little wrappers are made by another guy. 847 00:51:22,490 --> 00:51:25,064 What about these plastic things at the end of these laces? 848 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,485 Mmm. It's probably got one of those weird names too... 849 00:51:27,579 --> 00:51:29,452 like a "flugelbinder." 850 00:51:29,539 --> 00:51:31,282 Flugelbinder, right. 851 00:51:33,168 --> 00:51:36,786 We sit here, and we're surrounded by millionaires. 852 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,837 You wrack your brains day and night... 853 00:51:38,923 --> 00:51:40,963 to try to come up with a moneymaking scheme... 854 00:51:41,051 --> 00:51:44,550 and some guy corners the flugelbinder market. 855 00:51:44,638 --> 00:51:48,089 Aw. Poor baby. He's frustrated. 856 00:51:49,392 --> 00:51:53,935 You get a bar job to keep your days free for your real gig. 857 00:51:54,022 --> 00:51:59,776 After work, you're so charged up, you have a few drinks. You know, hey, it's party time. 858 00:51:59,861 --> 00:52:02,946 Days get shorter and shorter. Nights, longer and longer. 859 00:52:03,031 --> 00:52:06,067 Before you know it, your life is just one long night... 860 00:52:06,159 --> 00:52:09,279 with a few comatose daylight hours. 861 00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:14,699 Oh, God. Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, Flanagan. 862 00:52:14,793 --> 00:52:19,040 Hey, your flugelbinder is out there waiting to be discovered. 863 00:52:19,131 --> 00:52:21,207 Waiting. 864 00:52:21,299 --> 00:52:23,588 - Do you think so? - I do. 865 00:53:01,757 --> 00:53:04,213 No. Stay. 866 00:53:04,301 --> 00:53:05,879 Stay there. 867 00:53:09,807 --> 00:53:11,182 Uh-oh. 868 00:53:12,434 --> 00:53:13,383 Oh. 869 00:53:20,442 --> 00:53:22,020 Ta-da! 870 00:53:28,284 --> 00:53:29,992 You know I'm a man 871 00:53:30,077 --> 00:53:33,411 I don't like to brag 872 00:53:33,497 --> 00:53:35,371 But it's been 873 00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:38,577 Growin' into a feelin' 874 00:53:38,669 --> 00:53:40,329 It's been a drag 875 00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:41,880 I know that I can 876 00:53:41,964 --> 00:53:46,507 Run for the shelter of your love 877 00:53:48,804 --> 00:53:55,685 Run for the shelter of your love 878 00:53:55,770 --> 00:54:02,603 Run for the shelter of your love 879 00:54:02,693 --> 00:54:11,733 Run for the shelter of your love 880 00:54:14,414 --> 00:54:17,165 - I wish we could stay here forever. - Mmm. 881 00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:20,120 I'd build a little hut over there on the beach. 882 00:54:20,211 --> 00:54:22,204 I'd fish and pick coconuts. 883 00:54:22,296 --> 00:54:24,704 No, I'd do the fishing and coconut picking. 884 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:26,459 - No. - Yes. 885 00:54:26,551 --> 00:54:28,460 No, you would make thatched skirts to sell to the tourists. 886 00:54:28,553 --> 00:54:30,261 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 887 00:54:30,346 --> 00:54:32,672 Thatch one, purl two? 888 00:54:32,765 --> 00:54:36,680 Yeah. And we'd never go home. 889 00:54:36,769 --> 00:54:39,439 Our kids would look really great in dreadlocks too. 890 00:54:41,107 --> 00:54:42,270 Kids? 891 00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:59,834 How are you making out with that little blond chippie? 892 00:54:59,918 --> 00:55:03,251 How come I've always got the chippies, and you're always with the princess? 893 00:55:03,338 --> 00:55:06,422 That's a question only you can answer. 894 00:55:06,508 --> 00:55:09,295 This man's phenomenal. Put him in a room full of women... 895 00:55:09,386 --> 00:55:12,221 and he goes for the poorest and the dumbest every single time. 896 00:55:13,807 --> 00:55:15,681 The man's astounding. 897 00:55:15,767 --> 00:55:18,056 His wife parades half naked on the beach... 898 00:55:18,144 --> 00:55:20,386 and he thinks she's just there for the sun. 899 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,434 My wife does not need other men. 900 00:55:23,525 --> 00:55:26,526 You know what they say about sexual vanity in men over 40? 901 00:55:26,611 --> 00:55:30,989 - It's the first sign of senility. - Please try to keep your envy in check. 902 00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:32,901 Ooh, envy. 903 00:55:32,993 --> 00:55:34,107 He's my prot�g�. 904 00:55:34,202 --> 00:55:36,278 I taught him all I know. 905 00:55:36,371 --> 00:55:38,862 Together with a token, it might get me on a subway. 906 00:55:38,957 --> 00:55:41,033 You can only take a guy so far. 907 00:55:41,126 --> 00:55:43,831 Then it's a question of biology. Biology is destiny. 908 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,590 Ah, the old fool-osopher. 909 00:55:46,673 --> 00:55:48,880 You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: 910 00:55:48,967 --> 00:55:50,924 The workers and the hustlers. 911 00:55:51,011 --> 00:55:53,004 The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle. 912 00:55:53,096 --> 00:55:56,216 And you, my friend, are a worker. 913 00:55:56,308 --> 00:55:58,016 God knows I've tried to beat that instinct out of him... 914 00:55:58,101 --> 00:56:00,723 but it's there ingrained in your immigrant blood. 915 00:56:00,812 --> 00:56:04,182 Look how tasty your cocktails are. Look how clean you keep your bar. 916 00:56:04,274 --> 00:56:07,394 Why, man, you actually take pride in your work. 917 00:56:09,446 --> 00:56:11,735 I do not. 918 00:56:11,824 --> 00:56:14,196 Is he or isn't he a great bartender? 919 00:56:14,284 --> 00:56:17,285 - Oh, the best. - See, they love you. 920 00:56:19,081 --> 00:56:20,824 Listen, Bozo, If you think I'm stuck in this gig... 921 00:56:20,916 --> 00:56:22,909 Face it, you're a career proletarian. 922 00:56:23,002 --> 00:56:27,082 You've been standing in a puddle so long, you've got webbed feet. 923 00:56:27,172 --> 00:56:28,880 Just because he get's lucky with a rich chick... 924 00:56:28,966 --> 00:56:31,718 Lucky, he says. Why, you couldn't do it. 925 00:56:31,802 --> 00:56:35,670 I've known this man for three years, and believe me, he's not a closer. 926 00:56:35,764 --> 00:56:40,177 This place is crawling with moneyed females. 927 00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:45,145 Case in point: Rich and ripe and out of your league. 928 00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:49,318 - Out of my league? - Mm-hmm. 929 00:56:49,403 --> 00:56:52,321 Well, she just happened to be here checking me out the other night. 930 00:56:52,406 --> 00:56:55,324 Maybe she had 15 minutes to kill. 931 00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,163 You know what it'd take to make a score on a smart woman like that? 932 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:03,918 You'd have to get over on her, her managers, her lawyers... 933 00:57:04,001 --> 00:57:07,287 her trustees, her maid, and her tennis coach. 934 00:57:09,674 --> 00:57:12,081 I've been training for this my whole life. 935 00:57:12,176 --> 00:57:15,711 Well, 50 bucks... 936 00:57:17,181 --> 00:57:19,968 says you don't even make it over the bar. 937 00:57:20,059 --> 00:57:24,104 Gentlemen, that's a bet. 938 00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:26,893 You guys are in on this. Be cool. 939 00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:31,439 Mademoiselle. 940 00:57:31,529 --> 00:57:33,854 Vodka on the rocks with a squeeze of lime. 941 00:57:33,948 --> 00:57:35,573 Oh, no, no. This is the tropics. 942 00:57:35,658 --> 00:57:37,947 At least try a Jus D'Amour. 943 00:57:38,036 --> 00:57:39,446 Pardon me. 944 00:57:39,537 --> 00:57:43,286 A Jus D'Amour. It means "juice of love." 945 00:57:43,374 --> 00:57:46,624 It's made with fresh fruit right off the vine. 946 00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:51,040 And trust me when I tell you that it is nothing short... 947 00:57:53,217 --> 00:57:55,506 of spectacular. 948 00:57:58,223 --> 00:58:02,007 Excuse me. Do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead? 949 00:58:05,146 --> 00:58:07,518 I can't see a thing without my contacts. 950 00:58:09,609 --> 00:58:11,898 You're just full of confidence, aren't you? 951 00:58:11,986 --> 00:58:15,687 Yeah. Kinda makes you curious, don't it? 952 00:58:17,742 --> 00:58:19,486 Mighty Casey has struck out. 953 00:58:19,577 --> 00:58:22,993 Now, don't. The game's not over yet. 954 00:58:23,081 --> 00:58:26,746 Wouldn't be any fun if they fell over with their legs in the air, now, would it? 955 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:32,205 Bartender. 956 00:58:34,217 --> 00:58:36,293 Excuse me. 957 00:58:57,824 --> 00:58:59,568 Oh, you are bad. 958 00:59:14,258 --> 00:59:19,418 Run for the shelter of your love 959 00:59:21,265 --> 00:59:27,979 Run for the shelter of your love 960 00:59:28,063 --> 00:59:34,861 Run for the shelter of your love 961 00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:41,315 Run for the shelter of your love 962 01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:18,106 Run for the shelter of your love 963 01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:26,538 Run for the shelter of your love 964 01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:29,327 Run for the shelter of your love 965 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:32,121 Hey, Dulcy. 966 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:34,085 Where's, uh, Jordan? 967 01:00:34,171 --> 01:00:37,754 She left on a flight back to New York late last night. 968 01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:40,926 What'd you do to her anyway? 969 01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:07,406 Brian, are you there? 970 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,414 It's Bonnie. Brian? 971 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:14,331 Come in. 972 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:18,423 Hi. 973 01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:23,134 You found my secret hiding place. 974 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:26,056 The guys at the bar told me. 975 01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:29,095 I've been thinking about you all day. 976 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,094 Yeah? 977 01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:33,643 A plane ride home will cure that. 978 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:37,231 What I got, there ain't no cure for. 979 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,311 You can't send me away like this. 980 01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,776 I don't know what'll happen to me if you do. 981 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,071 My business will go to hell. 982 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,198 I'll start writing bad cheques. 983 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:47,745 We can't have that now, can we? 984 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,027 No. 985 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,744 You don't really want me to go away, do you? 986 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,719 These drinks are going to be very tasty. 987 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,360 - Into the market now, are we? - Mm-hmm. 988 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:22,607 What's my greatest talent? Reading between the lines. 989 01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:25,615 And that's what the market's all about. 990 01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,076 - Cheers. - Cheers. 991 01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:32,242 I must admit... 992 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,906 I never thought I'd see you set up like this. 993 01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:37,919 Well, don't you worry. I won't forget my close friends. 994 01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:44,092 Kerry's old man has just backed me in the most luxurious joint Manhattan's ever seen. 995 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:46,466 We open in a couple of weeks. 996 01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:50,220 You come back to New York with us, and I'll make you head bartender. 997 01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:54,887 Well, that sounds very nice, but I've got plans of my own. 998 01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,647 Like what? 999 01:02:57,733 --> 01:03:00,105 Bonnie's hooking me up with her business. 1000 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:03,029 I'll be heading back to New York with her. 1001 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,439 Kept man, eh? 1002 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,368 You think you made a breakthrough cutting that little blond loose. 1003 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,073 Meanwhile, your conscience is killing you. 1004 01:03:11,163 --> 01:03:15,113 If she hadn't left, you'd be back there begging. 1005 01:03:15,209 --> 01:03:19,503 - You think so, eh? - Uh-huh, and a bottle of Louis Treize says... 1006 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:22,874 you'll be working for me by St Patrick's Day. 1007 01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:25,718 A $500 bottle of brandy. 1008 01:03:26,929 --> 01:03:28,672 I'll have to take that bet. 1009 01:03:46,032 --> 01:03:49,614 Wake up! On your feet! Come on! Whew! 1010 01:03:49,702 --> 01:03:52,738 One, two, three, four! Work those hips! 1011 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:56,164 Come on, girls. Work those hips, yeah! 1012 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:59,584 Feel it burn, yeah! That fat's burnin'! 1013 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,081 Morning, babe. 1014 01:04:01,172 --> 01:04:03,710 Listen, can you get me some carrot juice from the fridge? 1015 01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:07,382 Get some for yourself too. It's addictive. 1016 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:11,515 - Pick it up! Whoo! One, two! - Every fucking morning. 1017 01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:16,142 Yeah. Well, just tell him not to make a move until he's seen our line, that's all. 1018 01:04:16,229 --> 01:04:19,099 And send Harvey down to Dallas right away. 1019 01:04:19,190 --> 01:04:22,891 Yeah, uh-huh. Good, Tony. 1020 01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:25,655 Great. You are beautiful. 1021 01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:29,403 Yeah. Okay, I'll be in the office in 15. 1022 01:04:29,492 --> 01:04:31,698 Ciao, Tony. 1023 01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:34,491 Tony? Tony Scaduto, the sales manager? 1024 01:04:34,581 --> 01:04:36,822 - Yep. - I thought he was in Mexico. 1025 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:40,368 - Just got back Friday. - Then I can go in and see him? 1026 01:04:40,461 --> 01:04:43,665 We'll let it wait just a smidgen longer. 1027 01:04:43,756 --> 01:04:46,426 Remember, you're picking me up at 7:00 tonight. 1028 01:04:46,509 --> 01:04:49,759 Why don't you wear the grey pinstripe we bought you last week? 1029 01:04:49,846 --> 01:04:52,004 Okay. 1030 01:04:52,098 --> 01:04:54,387 Did you tell him about my marketing ideas? 1031 01:04:54,476 --> 01:04:58,604 Honey, I don't want them to think I'm shoving my boyfriend down their throat. 1032 01:04:58,688 --> 01:05:00,764 What difference does it make? You're the boss. 1033 01:05:00,857 --> 01:05:03,063 These guys are top salesmen, babe. 1034 01:05:03,151 --> 01:05:05,724 I can't treat them like office boys. 1035 01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,564 Listen to me. 1036 01:05:07,656 --> 01:05:10,491 Look, you could wait six months... 1037 01:05:10,575 --> 01:05:13,778 you'd still be the youngest sales manager in the business. 1038 01:05:13,870 --> 01:05:16,361 Trust me, baby. 1039 01:05:57,998 --> 01:06:00,406 Hey, come on! Get that heap out of the way! 1040 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:03,371 - How am I gonna get out of here? - Hey, cool down, buddy. 1041 01:06:03,462 --> 01:06:05,501 Ah, you limo drivers are all alike. 1042 01:06:05,589 --> 01:06:07,878 You stand around with your finger up your ass. Come on, move! 1043 01:06:07,966 --> 01:06:10,967 Come on, give us a break. Don't have a heart attack. 1044 01:06:14,973 --> 01:06:16,349 - Art. - Hi. 1045 01:06:16,433 --> 01:06:18,342 Hello. 1046 01:06:18,435 --> 01:06:22,136 It's so good to see you. Hello, darling. 1047 01:06:22,231 --> 01:06:24,354 God, it's been ages. 1048 01:06:24,441 --> 01:06:25,520 - Hi. - Hi. 1049 01:06:25,609 --> 01:06:27,685 - You look fabulous in that coat. - Thanks. 1050 01:06:27,778 --> 01:06:30,186 That color is gorgeous on you. 1051 01:06:30,281 --> 01:06:31,691 Darling? 1052 01:06:37,454 --> 01:06:39,494 Take my coat, will you? 1053 01:06:46,547 --> 01:06:49,548 Yeah, I like that piece there. 1054 01:07:04,523 --> 01:07:09,435 - Bonnie, let's get out of here. - Darling, I think you've had enough to drink. 1055 01:07:09,528 --> 01:07:12,364 - Brian. - Bonnie. What, are we playing musical highballs here? 1056 01:07:12,448 --> 01:07:15,117 - Come on, heel, boy, heel. - Come again? 1057 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:17,573 Haven't got this one party-broken yet, have you, Bonnie? 1058 01:07:17,662 --> 01:07:20,698 Brian, this is Robert Powell. He's the sculptor. 1059 01:07:20,790 --> 01:07:22,747 Oh! 1060 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:26,037 Oh, how do you do? Interesting work. 1061 01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:31,004 - Thank you. - Interesting. It's, uh, very urban in orientation. 1062 01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:33,713 Robert, tell me, how... 1063 01:07:33,803 --> 01:07:36,092 did you get the cockroach to stand still long... 1064 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:39,181 You're drunk. 1065 01:07:39,267 --> 01:07:40,465 You're ugly. 1066 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:45,395 Brian! 1067 01:07:45,481 --> 01:07:47,854 Could you hold this, please? 1068 01:07:49,944 --> 01:07:52,779 No, I'm okay. Robert... 1069 01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:54,402 Ohhhhhhh! 1070 01:07:55,825 --> 01:08:00,404 - Brian, how could you do this? - Have a nice day. 1071 01:08:10,882 --> 01:08:14,500 - Come on. The suspense is killing me. - Well, at least you could apologize. 1072 01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:17,678 Apologize? Yes. 1073 01:08:17,764 --> 01:08:20,718 Brian, we have to talk about this seriously. 1074 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:27,063 Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes. 1075 01:08:31,528 --> 01:08:33,983 I moved my stuff out of your place this afternoon. 1076 01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:36,862 Left a can of Spam in the refrigerator. 1077 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:40,900 - I hope the brewer's yeast doesn't take it personally. - Bastard! 1078 01:08:42,038 --> 01:08:44,790 Oh, shit! 1079 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,618 Oh, God, Brian, I'm sorry. 1080 01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:52,787 I'm sor... Brian, listen, baby. 1081 01:08:52,883 --> 01:08:56,216 - I've got some interviews set up for tomorrow... - Forget it! 1082 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:58,675 I am not a salesman. 1083 01:08:58,764 --> 01:09:02,382 I tried to sell out to you, but I couldn't close the deal. 1084 01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:04,136 Please. 1085 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:06,220 I don't want to end it this way. 1086 01:09:06,313 --> 01:09:11,271 Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. 1087 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,399 Believe me, Bonnie, you are going to wake up in the morning... 1088 01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:17,271 with a sigh of relief because I'm not there. 1089 01:09:45,978 --> 01:09:48,932 Rave on It's a crazy feelin' 1090 01:09:49,023 --> 01:09:52,226 And I know it's got me reelin' 1091 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:57,774 And I'm so glad that you're revealin' your love to me 1092 01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,272 - Waitress? - I'll be there in a second. 1093 01:10:05,122 --> 01:10:08,408 Excuse me. Could you tell me what the specials are, please? 1094 01:10:08,501 --> 01:10:10,742 What are you doing here? 1095 01:10:10,836 --> 01:10:13,374 Bet you thought you'd never see me again. 1096 01:10:13,464 --> 01:10:14,662 "Hoped" is a better word. 1097 01:10:14,757 --> 01:10:17,164 - Excuse me, waitress? - I'll be there in a minute. 1098 01:10:17,259 --> 01:10:19,466 Miss, we have theatre tickets. 1099 01:10:19,553 --> 01:10:23,254 Look, uh, you obviously are not here to eat, so I'd appreciate it if you'd leave. 1100 01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:24,973 - Miss? - Waitress? 1101 01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:28,428 - I'll be there in a minute. - I'm not leaving. 1102 01:10:28,521 --> 01:10:31,059 Your sexy little smile's not gonna work this time. 1103 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:36,650 - I'm not leaving. That's it. - You're not leaving? 1104 01:10:37,697 --> 01:10:39,689 Not until you let me apologize. 1105 01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:45,531 - Did you say you'd like to see the specials, sir? - I'd like to see the specials. 1106 01:10:53,171 --> 01:10:55,496 - Excuse me. - Look, we've been waiting... 1107 01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:58,756 Today's specials are meat loaf mozzarella... 1108 01:10:59,927 --> 01:11:01,837 chicken a la king. 1109 01:11:03,598 --> 01:11:06,634 May I suggest some ketchup for your fries? 1110 01:11:09,646 --> 01:11:10,594 Ah, fuck. 1111 01:11:17,237 --> 01:11:18,779 Shit. 1112 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:25,452 I'd think twice about ordering the specials if I were you, huh? 1113 01:11:36,506 --> 01:11:39,211 Spare change for my dry cleaning? 1114 01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:41,174 Sorry. Payday's Friday. 1115 01:11:41,261 --> 01:11:43,384 You wouldn't treat a stray dog like this, would you? 1116 01:11:43,471 --> 01:11:45,962 A stray dog can be loyal. 1117 01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:48,264 All right, I'm a rat. There's no hope for me. 1118 01:11:48,351 --> 01:11:53,013 But even I have a right to defend myself, at least to explain. 1119 01:11:54,816 --> 01:11:55,931 Taxi! 1120 01:11:57,777 --> 01:11:59,355 Come on in. 1121 01:12:18,006 --> 01:12:20,165 Is this our waterfall? 1122 01:12:20,258 --> 01:12:21,634 No. 1123 01:12:21,718 --> 01:12:24,209 It's terrific. 1124 01:12:24,304 --> 01:12:25,929 Yeah, it's all right. 1125 01:12:26,014 --> 01:12:28,386 The name's Mooney, not Monet. 1126 01:12:31,019 --> 01:12:35,480 So, uh, why did you humiliate me like that in Jamaica? 1127 01:12:37,359 --> 01:12:39,731 How did I humiliate you? 1128 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:43,438 Brian, I was there. I saw you go off with that woman. 1129 01:12:44,867 --> 01:12:47,322 You're such an asshole. 1130 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,332 It's not as bad as it seems. 1131 01:12:57,421 --> 01:13:00,624 See, Doug landed a rich chick. 1132 01:13:00,716 --> 01:13:04,844 - And that night he bet me that I couldn't do the same. - A rich chick. 1133 01:13:04,928 --> 01:13:09,840 - So, you'd go with a woman just because she had money. - No, it's not the money. 1134 01:13:09,933 --> 01:13:13,552 He bet me that I wasn't good enough to hustle her. 1135 01:13:13,646 --> 01:13:15,804 Hustle her? 1136 01:13:15,898 --> 01:13:20,275 And I was worth so little to you that you could just take some stupid juvenile bet? 1137 01:13:20,361 --> 01:13:23,812 No. You see, a guy lays down a dare, you gotta take it. 1138 01:13:25,407 --> 01:13:29,156 Brian, how do you think I felt seeing you go off with some woman... 1139 01:13:29,245 --> 01:13:30,905 after the time that we spent together? 1140 01:13:30,996 --> 01:13:33,784 Just hold on a second. You were pushing me down there. 1141 01:13:33,874 --> 01:13:36,330 You were coming on too strong, too fast. 1142 01:13:36,419 --> 01:13:38,458 Oh, I was pushing you? 1143 01:13:38,546 --> 01:13:40,538 Well, you know, you happened to be there too. 1144 01:13:40,631 --> 01:13:44,296 I-I thought that we had something going. I didn't play any games with you. 1145 01:13:45,177 --> 01:13:46,755 I know. 1146 01:13:50,266 --> 01:13:52,258 I'm sorry. I... 1147 01:13:53,561 --> 01:13:56,431 I guess I just got spooked. 1148 01:13:56,522 --> 01:13:59,357 But now I know I can handle it. 1149 01:14:00,484 --> 01:14:03,818 Oh, you can handle it, huh? 1150 01:14:03,905 --> 01:14:07,854 - So what if you got spooked again? - I won't. 1151 01:14:07,950 --> 01:14:11,569 - I'll bet I can spook you. - No way. 1152 01:14:12,872 --> 01:14:14,366 I'm pregnant. 1153 01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:19,454 I'm spooked. 1154 01:14:19,545 --> 01:14:21,337 It's mine? 1155 01:14:22,465 --> 01:14:23,959 I was only asking. 1156 01:14:24,050 --> 01:14:26,885 Look, you're not going to be bothered or burdened, okay? 1157 01:14:26,969 --> 01:14:30,089 You can still go out and make a million. Don't worry. 1158 01:14:30,181 --> 01:14:33,632 I'm not worried. I mean, I am worried. 1159 01:14:33,726 --> 01:14:36,396 - I don't want to talk about it any more. - Okay. 1160 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:37,854 Just go! 1161 01:14:37,939 --> 01:14:41,438 - Why? - Because I want you to go, all right? Just go! 1162 01:14:44,612 --> 01:14:47,697 You let me come up here just so you could kick me out, didn't you? 1163 01:15:01,796 --> 01:15:02,959 No. 1164 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:06,714 No, just get out! 1165 01:15:08,011 --> 01:15:12,472 I know you're upset, but if this is the way it's going to be, why did you even tell me about the baby? 1166 01:15:12,557 --> 01:15:16,056 Because I knew it would be the best way to get you out of my life. 1167 01:15:41,044 --> 01:15:44,211 ... Square Garden. Syracuse trying to stay within striking distance... 1168 01:15:44,297 --> 01:15:46,967 of Pittsburgh in the Big East. 1169 01:15:47,050 --> 01:15:49,672 Hey, that's for cigarette change. 1170 01:15:49,761 --> 01:15:51,801 When you hand it to me, it's for change. 1171 01:15:51,888 --> 01:15:55,388 When you put it on the edge of the bar, it's a tip. 1172 01:15:55,475 --> 01:15:57,385 - Hey, kid. - Hey, Uncle Pat. 1173 01:15:57,477 --> 01:15:59,803 Ed, how are you? 1174 01:15:59,897 --> 01:16:02,019 I got a problem. You got time for a quick talk? 1175 01:16:02,107 --> 01:16:04,265 Well, make it fast. I'm real busy here. 1176 01:16:09,990 --> 01:16:11,983 What's the matter? 1177 01:16:15,537 --> 01:16:18,871 I'm going to be a father. 1178 01:16:18,957 --> 01:16:20,997 That's it! Bar's closed! Finish up! 1179 01:16:21,085 --> 01:16:22,994 - Aw, Pat, come on! - Hit the road! Let's go! 1180 01:16:23,087 --> 01:16:25,874 - Eddie, finish up. Everybody out of here. - What? 1181 01:16:27,299 --> 01:16:31,878 Now, you ought to know better than to come to a bartender for advice. 1182 01:16:31,971 --> 01:16:35,055 - What am I going to do about this girl? - Nothing. 1183 01:16:36,183 --> 01:16:39,848 - What do you mean, nothing? - She's not trying to shake you down. 1184 01:16:39,937 --> 01:16:42,345 She's not trying to make you marry her. You don't care about her. 1185 01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:44,598 You can walk away from the whole thing. 1186 01:16:47,319 --> 01:16:51,068 - What if I do care about her? - Then you've got a problem. 1187 01:16:55,786 --> 01:16:58,573 Jordan, I just want to talk to you. 1188 01:17:00,082 --> 01:17:02,834 She's not hiding. She's not home. 1189 01:17:02,918 --> 01:17:05,706 She's at her parents' place. Go bang down their door. 1190 01:17:05,796 --> 01:17:10,624 - You wouldn't happen to know where that is, would you? - Sure. Park Avenue, corner of 67th. 1191 01:17:13,054 --> 01:17:15,675 - Park Avenue? - Yeah. Park Avenue. 1192 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,063 Listen. You get here when you say you will or you won't work in this building again. 1193 01:17:26,150 --> 01:17:29,400 - Excuse me... - So you'll be here what time? 1194 01:17:29,487 --> 01:17:32,820 - I don't mean to bother you... - What time did you say you'd be here? 1195 01:17:32,907 --> 01:17:34,864 Hello? 1196 01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:37,027 I'm sorry. What apartment are... are the Mooneys in? 1197 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,405 - It's the penthouse. Your name, please. - Brian Flanagan. 1198 01:17:40,498 --> 01:17:43,285 - Are the Mooneys expecting you? - No, not exactly. 1199 01:17:43,376 --> 01:17:46,579 All visitors have to be announced, Mr. Flanagan. 1200 01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:01,561 Mr. Flanagan, will you come in, please? 1201 01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:03,767 - May I take your coat, sir? - Okay. 1202 01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:10,984 - There will be someone with you in a moment. - Thank you. 1203 01:18:29,714 --> 01:18:32,170 I'm Richard Mooney. 1204 01:18:32,258 --> 01:18:34,500 - I'm Jordan's father. - I'm Brian Flanagan. 1205 01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,302 - I've come to see her. - Well, she's not here. 1206 01:18:38,390 --> 01:18:41,675 But come in. Come in. I'd like to talk to you. 1207 01:18:46,398 --> 01:18:48,390 Sit down. Sit down. 1208 01:18:52,237 --> 01:18:56,187 Well, I've certainly heard a lot about you in the last couple of days. 1209 01:18:59,077 --> 01:19:03,538 You know, I don't know what really happened between the two of you, but, uh... 1210 01:19:03,623 --> 01:19:06,411 I must say, I think you've got a hell of a lot of nerve... 1211 01:19:06,501 --> 01:19:08,874 coming up here after what you did to my daughter. 1212 01:19:08,962 --> 01:19:10,871 I understand that. 1213 01:19:10,964 --> 01:19:14,167 And I realize that Jordan is very upset. 1214 01:19:14,259 --> 01:19:18,672 But if I could talk to her, make her see that I'm going to stick by her through this. 1215 01:19:18,764 --> 01:19:21,255 I hope you're not suggesting that you'll marry her. 1216 01:19:25,562 --> 01:19:29,263 I'm not sure what we're going to do. We've got a lot to talk about. 1217 01:19:29,358 --> 01:19:33,308 The hell you do. The hell you do! 1218 01:19:33,403 --> 01:19:36,654 All right, look, I know Jordan a lot better than you do... 1219 01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:39,410 and I've never seen her as unhappy as she is at this moment. 1220 01:19:39,493 --> 01:19:43,111 She is just not very wise in the ways of the world. 1221 01:19:43,205 --> 01:19:48,282 - And right now what she needs around her are people she can trust. - She can trust me. 1222 01:19:48,377 --> 01:19:52,838 She doesn't want to see you. She doesn't want to even talk to you. 1223 01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:57,634 Just wait here for one moment for me, will you, please? 1224 01:20:07,104 --> 01:20:09,809 - Good afternoon, Miss Mooney. - Hi. 1225 01:20:14,820 --> 01:20:17,738 - Mr. Mooney, I think I'm just... - Mr. Flanagan, here. 1226 01:20:18,866 --> 01:20:21,820 - What the hell is this? - That's for you. 1227 01:20:25,456 --> 01:20:27,164 $10,000? 1228 01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:34,169 - Is that all your daughter's worth? - Okay, how much will it take? 1229 01:20:34,256 --> 01:20:39,168 I don't want your goddam money. You can't buy me out of Jordan's life. 1230 01:20:39,262 --> 01:20:41,966 You think I'm letting some bartender walk into my family and destroy my daughter's life? 1231 01:20:42,056 --> 01:20:44,381 - That is her choice! - The hell you say. 1232 01:20:44,475 --> 01:20:47,096 - Her choice! - The hell you say! - What is going on here? 1233 01:20:47,186 --> 01:20:49,642 Jordan, I came by here to talk to you. 1234 01:20:49,730 --> 01:20:53,313 - Look, if you don't get out of here, Flanagan, I'm going to have you thrown out on your ass! - Dad... Dad, I will handle this. 1235 01:20:53,401 --> 01:20:57,233 Jordan... Jordan, I know the other night I didn't say the right things. 1236 01:20:57,321 --> 01:21:00,275 God knows, I have not done the right things... 1237 01:21:00,366 --> 01:21:04,150 but I think there's a chance for us. 1238 01:21:04,245 --> 01:21:08,457 Brian, there is no "us." There are just too many things about us that don't work. 1239 01:21:08,541 --> 01:21:12,870 What about the baby? I mean, a kid... our kid needs a father. 1240 01:21:14,255 --> 01:21:16,580 Not one that's not going to be around in a year. 1241 01:21:16,674 --> 01:21:20,542 - Yeah, with your lifestyle, what kind of a father would you... - Dad! 1242 01:21:20,637 --> 01:21:24,006 Jordan, I want a second chance. 1243 01:21:25,725 --> 01:21:26,888 No. 1244 01:21:26,976 --> 01:21:29,218 I deserve a second chance. 1245 01:21:29,312 --> 01:21:31,388 No! 1246 01:21:31,481 --> 01:21:34,601 Brian, how am I ever going to know that you're being honest with me? 1247 01:21:34,692 --> 01:21:38,275 - I mean, you can barely be honest with yourself. - Honest? 1248 01:21:38,363 --> 01:21:42,941 Were you so honest? Why didn't you tell me you were the original rich chick? 1249 01:21:43,034 --> 01:21:49,155 Because you're so hung up on money, I was afraid that I'd never know how you really felt about me. 1250 01:21:49,249 --> 01:21:50,708 Me! 1251 01:21:50,792 --> 01:21:52,868 How you really feel about me. 1252 01:21:56,089 --> 01:21:58,662 You see this? 1253 01:21:58,758 --> 01:22:02,756 This is your father's idea of how to get me out of your life. 1254 01:22:06,641 --> 01:22:08,848 This... 1255 01:22:08,935 --> 01:22:12,269 is how hung up on money I am. 1256 01:22:12,355 --> 01:22:16,567 And as for the way I feel about you... 1257 01:22:16,651 --> 01:22:19,985 I guess you'll never know. 1258 01:22:28,205 --> 01:22:31,159 Here's a 20. Let me in. 1259 01:22:31,249 --> 01:22:34,085 Hey, what about us? 1260 01:22:34,169 --> 01:22:36,375 Let us in, Henry. It's cold out here. 1261 01:22:36,463 --> 01:22:38,254 Henry, remember me? 1262 01:22:38,340 --> 01:22:40,712 - I'm Bruce Springsteen's cousin. - You look more like his couch. 1263 01:22:40,801 --> 01:22:43,837 Henry, I'm-I'm Doug's friend. 1264 01:22:43,929 --> 01:22:46,883 Look, Mr. Coughlin doesn't have any friends on a Saturday night, all right? 1265 01:22:46,974 --> 01:22:49,097 - Good evening, Henry. - Hey, hey! 1266 01:22:54,106 --> 01:22:55,220 Hey! 1267 01:22:55,315 --> 01:22:58,934 - Hey, where's Doug Coughlin? - He's over there. - Over there? 1268 01:22:59,027 --> 01:23:00,854 Hey, you! You! 1269 01:23:00,946 --> 01:23:02,689 Doug! 1270 01:23:02,781 --> 01:23:05,735 - Coughlin! - Flanagan! 1271 01:23:05,826 --> 01:23:08,495 My best friend in the world. My only friend. 1272 01:23:08,579 --> 01:23:13,739 Piss off, Henry. It's okay. It's great to see you, my only friend. Sit down. Sit down. 1273 01:23:13,834 --> 01:23:16,669 I don't know. Looks like you've got a lot of friends here this evening. 1274 01:23:16,754 --> 01:23:18,296 - Proctologist's dream. - What? 1275 01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:20,456 Wall-to-wall assholes. 1276 01:23:20,549 --> 01:23:21,960 Great to see you, Flanagan. 1277 01:23:22,051 --> 01:23:24,755 Yes, because you know I've come to pay off my bet. 1278 01:23:24,845 --> 01:23:26,885 - Brian. - Kerry. 1279 01:23:29,141 --> 01:23:33,602 - What are you doing here? - I've come to beg and plead for a job. 1280 01:23:33,687 --> 01:23:37,306 Be great to get some talent behind the bar. 1281 01:23:50,830 --> 01:23:54,281 Well, let's go somewhere we can appreciate this. Come on. 1282 01:24:04,594 --> 01:24:06,919 What are you doing out here? Get in there and spend some money. 1283 01:24:07,013 --> 01:24:09,301 Keep me in the manner that I'm accustomed to. 1284 01:24:09,390 --> 01:24:12,841 Very good. How are you? Get in there and spend some money, you two. 1285 01:24:12,935 --> 01:24:15,177 What do you think of my rowing boat? 1286 01:24:16,397 --> 01:24:20,098 - Jesus Christ! - Come aboard, ye land lubber. 1287 01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:27,281 Baccarat crystal. 1288 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:30,782 Louis Treize, voila. 1289 01:24:30,870 --> 01:24:32,863 Should we let it breathe? 1290 01:24:32,955 --> 01:24:35,363 It hasn't breathed in 50 years. 1291 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:38,079 It's dead. Let's just drink it. 1292 01:24:50,473 --> 01:24:52,596 Health and friendship? 1293 01:24:52,684 --> 01:24:55,257 Life and love. 1294 01:25:03,194 --> 01:25:06,148 Douglas Coughlin, your ship... 1295 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:09,573 has certainly come in. 1296 01:25:11,995 --> 01:25:14,533 My ship... 1297 01:25:14,622 --> 01:25:18,869 My ship is going down, and I'm going down with it. 1298 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:22,163 - How's that? - Oh, this is an illusion. 1299 01:25:22,255 --> 01:25:25,340 I'm on my ass. I haven't got a pot to piss in. 1300 01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:29,835 A hundred grand a week. Painful. 1301 01:25:31,014 --> 01:25:35,842 I should have read some of your sacred books, young Flanagan. 1302 01:25:35,936 --> 01:25:41,061 The only thing I know about saloons is how to pour whisky and run my mouth off. 1303 01:25:41,149 --> 01:25:44,234 I knew nothing about insurance... 1304 01:25:45,779 --> 01:25:48,650 or sales tax or the building code... 1305 01:25:48,740 --> 01:25:52,690 or labor costs or the power company... 1306 01:25:52,786 --> 01:25:55,028 or purchasing or linens. 1307 01:25:55,122 --> 01:25:57,577 Everyone with a hand stuck it in my pocket. 1308 01:25:57,666 --> 01:25:59,540 You must make enough to cover that. 1309 01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:04,253 If I'd stuck to what I know best, which is almost nothing. 1310 01:26:05,716 --> 01:26:09,416 Instead I put all the cash into commodities... 1311 01:26:09,511 --> 01:26:12,548 and blew the fucking lot. 1312 01:26:14,016 --> 01:26:18,428 On the margin. Buy, cover, buy, cover. 1313 01:26:19,438 --> 01:26:21,929 I wanted it fast. 1314 01:26:25,069 --> 01:26:27,310 See the headlines. 1315 01:26:27,404 --> 01:26:29,611 "Douglas Coughlin. 1316 01:26:29,698 --> 01:26:32,569 From Bartender to Billionaire." 1317 01:26:38,374 --> 01:26:41,043 - Hey, Doug, take it easy, huh? - Relax. 1318 01:26:42,211 --> 01:26:46,043 The luck is gone, the brain is shot... 1319 01:26:46,131 --> 01:26:48,753 but the liquor we still got. 1320 01:26:52,263 --> 01:26:54,054 Doug! 1321 01:26:55,349 --> 01:26:57,674 Doug, are you down there? 1322 01:26:57,768 --> 01:27:00,140 She knows nothing about this. 1323 01:27:00,229 --> 01:27:03,146 She thinks I'm a fucking hero. 1324 01:27:08,779 --> 01:27:13,157 My princess, my dream. 1325 01:27:13,242 --> 01:27:17,703 Oh, baby, not again. I want to go home. 1326 01:27:18,623 --> 01:27:21,160 Come here. 1327 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:25,462 A toast, Flanagan, to the first and last person... 1328 01:27:25,546 --> 01:27:29,164 I ever cared about. 1329 01:27:29,258 --> 01:27:30,883 To my wife. 1330 01:27:30,968 --> 01:27:33,376 Doug? 1331 01:27:33,471 --> 01:27:35,677 Doug. Doug, wake up. 1332 01:27:35,765 --> 01:27:38,090 I want to go home. 1333 01:27:59,664 --> 01:28:02,700 You know, you're the only person in the world Doug respects. 1334 01:28:05,837 --> 01:28:07,829 We were a good team once. 1335 01:28:10,008 --> 01:28:14,385 Walk me to my apartment. I hate going to that place alone. 1336 01:28:18,391 --> 01:28:20,598 - I better check on Doug. - Please. 1337 01:28:22,061 --> 01:28:26,889 I want to talk about Doug, about his problems. 1338 01:29:03,895 --> 01:29:07,264 Doug says you're incredible with women. 1339 01:29:07,357 --> 01:29:09,433 A real ladykiller. 1340 01:29:09,526 --> 01:29:11,602 Is that what he says? 1341 01:29:12,988 --> 01:29:14,648 What's your secret weapon? 1342 01:29:16,283 --> 01:29:19,818 Well, what you see is what you get. 1343 01:29:38,555 --> 01:29:40,963 - Hold it. - What did you do that for? 1344 01:29:46,021 --> 01:29:49,473 I can't make it with my best friend's old lady. 1345 01:29:51,402 --> 01:29:53,727 Am I supposed to live with the same man... 1346 01:29:53,821 --> 01:29:56,063 day in and day out, forever? 1347 01:29:56,156 --> 01:30:00,320 - And have no one else in my life? - Yes. It's called marriage. 1348 01:30:00,411 --> 01:30:04,740 You wanted this as much as I did. That's why you're up here. 1349 01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:08,415 But you can't do it now, can you? You're scared. 1350 01:30:11,297 --> 01:30:15,246 - I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. - You're just scared! 1351 01:30:39,450 --> 01:30:41,241 Hey, Doug. 1352 01:30:42,411 --> 01:30:43,443 Doug. 1353 01:30:48,793 --> 01:30:50,121 What the... 1354 01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:56,330 Help me! Somebody help me! 1355 01:30:59,303 --> 01:31:01,379 Somebody help me! 1356 01:31:13,776 --> 01:31:16,813 Is there anything at all you can tell me about what happened? 1357 01:31:52,649 --> 01:31:56,184 The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want... 1358 01:32:36,026 --> 01:32:38,778 My dearest Brian... 1359 01:32:38,862 --> 01:32:41,318 a guy like me looks in the mirror. 1360 01:32:41,406 --> 01:32:44,610 He either grins or he starts to fade away. 1361 01:32:44,701 --> 01:32:49,826 And I haven't seen anything to grin about in a long time. 1362 01:32:49,915 --> 01:32:53,118 This may not be the most graceful exit... 1363 01:32:53,210 --> 01:32:55,582 but I know when the bottle's empty. 1364 01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:58,874 About the only thing I'm really going to miss... 1365 01:32:58,966 --> 01:33:02,216 are the conversations we had going. 1366 01:33:02,302 --> 01:33:06,217 At least I get the last word even if I had to mail it in. 1367 01:33:08,392 --> 01:33:13,635 Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead. They stink up the joint. 1368 01:33:13,731 --> 01:33:16,732 As for the rest of Coughlin's Laws, ignore them. 1369 01:33:16,817 --> 01:33:19,308 The guy was always full of shit. 1370 01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:25,034 But I guess you knew that already. 1371 01:33:49,892 --> 01:33:52,348 - Excuse me. The Mooneys. Brian Flanagan. - I know who you are, pal. 1372 01:33:52,436 --> 01:33:54,844 But I've been instructed not to let you into the building. 1373 01:33:54,939 --> 01:33:57,691 - If you'd just let... - Leave now! 1374 01:33:57,775 --> 01:34:01,559 Look, I just want to talk to her for a few minutes. I don't want to cause any trouble. Just... 1375 01:34:01,654 --> 01:34:05,023 - Send her a letter. Out! - Get your hands off me, man. 1376 01:34:05,116 --> 01:34:06,065 Out! 1377 01:34:10,162 --> 01:34:11,111 Hey! 1378 01:34:21,966 --> 01:34:24,539 - Where's Jordan? Where's Jordan? - She's in there. 1379 01:34:24,635 --> 01:34:27,209 - In there? - Yeah. Hey, you can't go in there. 1380 01:34:27,305 --> 01:34:30,259 - Open the door! Open the door! - Jordan? Jordan! 1381 01:34:31,517 --> 01:34:33,593 - What? What's going on? - Jordan, I have to talk to you. 1382 01:34:33,686 --> 01:34:36,936 Please. There's so many things. I don't know where to begin. 1383 01:34:37,023 --> 01:34:39,016 Doug is dead. 1384 01:34:39,108 --> 01:34:41,778 - What? - He killed himself. 1385 01:34:41,861 --> 01:34:46,108 - Oh, Brian. - He was my best friend, but he was too proud to let me help him. 1386 01:34:46,199 --> 01:34:49,116 He was too proud to show how he felt until it was too late. 1387 01:34:49,202 --> 01:34:51,194 I don't want to make that same mistake, Jordan. 1388 01:34:53,831 --> 01:34:57,580 - He pushed right past me in the sitting room. - I thought I told you to keep that punk out of this house. 1389 01:34:57,669 --> 01:34:59,827 - I'm sorry. He got by me. - Jordan? Jordan, are you in there? 1390 01:34:59,921 --> 01:35:03,871 I have saved money. I've worked out a loan with my uncle for some more. 1391 01:35:03,967 --> 01:35:07,383 - With hard work, I know I can turn it into something great. - Flanagan, open the door! 1392 01:35:07,470 --> 01:35:12,465 - Brian, I know you can. I know you can. But, really, it doesn't really matter. - No. Listen to me. Listen to me! 1393 01:35:12,559 --> 01:35:14,801 - He was on the elevator before I even know it. - Give me the key! 1394 01:35:14,894 --> 01:35:19,853 I love you. I want to marry you. I've loved you from the first moment I saw you, Jordan. 1395 01:35:19,941 --> 01:35:22,895 - Open the door! - Please. Please, come with me. 1396 01:35:24,112 --> 01:35:26,817 Flanagan, get the hell out of my house! 1397 01:35:26,907 --> 01:35:30,525 Jordan, wake up. Don't you see why he's come back here? He's only come back for one reason... for the money. 1398 01:35:30,619 --> 01:35:34,533 - That's not true. I don't want a thing from you. - You're not going to get anything, not one penny. 1399 01:35:34,623 --> 01:35:37,030 - He's a loser. - I'm not a loser. Please, Jordan, come with me. 1400 01:35:37,125 --> 01:35:40,660 - Get him out of here, please. - Stay out of this. This has nothing to do with you. Please. 1401 01:35:40,754 --> 01:35:44,586 - Throw this bum out of here! - Come on. Let's go. - Hold it. Just hold it! 1402 01:35:44,674 --> 01:35:47,130 - Jordan, Jordan, don't go. - All right. All right. Okay. Okay. 1403 01:35:47,219 --> 01:35:49,461 If you walk out of this house right now, just don't bother coming back. 1404 01:35:49,554 --> 01:35:52,805 - Dad, I'm going. I love him and I'm going. - You're not going anywhere. 1405 01:35:52,891 --> 01:35:55,512 Jordan! Stop her! 1406 01:35:55,602 --> 01:35:58,722 - Get off of me! - Get her hands off of her. She's pregnant! 1407 01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:01,648 You asshole! 1408 01:36:17,249 --> 01:36:19,918 It didn't have to be this way, you know? 1409 01:36:30,679 --> 01:36:32,886 You're on your own. 1410 01:36:32,973 --> 01:36:35,547 That's the only way I want it. 1411 01:36:41,774 --> 01:36:45,107 A toast. To the bride and to my nephew. 1412 01:36:45,194 --> 01:36:46,985 All the happiness. 1413 01:36:51,367 --> 01:36:53,774 I've been lied to 1414 01:36:53,869 --> 01:36:58,780 - When will I be loved - Right now, baby. 1415 01:36:59,667 --> 01:37:02,240 Yeah! 1416 01:37:02,336 --> 01:37:06,037 I've been turned down 1417 01:37:06,132 --> 01:37:10,212 I've been pushed around 1418 01:37:10,302 --> 01:37:16,388 When will I be loved 1419 01:37:20,021 --> 01:37:22,559 You realize we're both completely insane. 1420 01:37:22,648 --> 01:37:24,392 Yes. 1421 01:37:24,483 --> 01:37:28,612 - You're probably going to want to divorce me in three weeks. - Probably. 1422 01:37:28,696 --> 01:37:31,863 No. You'll want to divorce me. I'll be all fat and ugly. 1423 01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:36,410 - Just as long as you don't get too fat. - I am going to be very fat. 1424 01:37:36,496 --> 01:37:38,903 - And you are going to love it. - I've been cheated 1425 01:37:38,998 --> 01:37:42,663 Been mistreated 1426 01:37:42,752 --> 01:37:50,083 When will I be loved 1427 01:37:50,176 --> 01:37:53,426 - Come on, Brian! Give us a poem! - Yeah, a poem! 1428 01:37:53,513 --> 01:37:56,882 - We want a poem! - A poem? - Let's hear one, Brian! 1429 01:37:56,974 --> 01:37:59,892 A poem! 1430 01:38:00,895 --> 01:38:04,311 - A poem? - A poem. We want a poem. 1431 01:38:04,399 --> 01:38:07,684 - All right, a poem. A poem. - We want a poem! We want a poem! 1432 01:38:07,777 --> 01:38:09,770 All right! 1433 01:38:16,744 --> 01:38:20,659 - Okay, a poem. - Yeah, a poem. 1434 01:38:20,748 --> 01:38:23,999 Well, this poem is entitled... 1435 01:38:24,085 --> 01:38:26,755 "Flanagan's Advice to His Unborn Child." 1436 01:38:29,924 --> 01:38:31,205 Now... 1437 01:38:31,301 --> 01:38:35,797 if Jordan gives birth to a fine Irish son... 1438 01:38:35,889 --> 01:38:38,925 there'll be Cocktails & Dreams for him one day to run. 1439 01:38:40,143 --> 01:38:44,437 - A business that shall yield a financial windfall... - It better! 1440 01:38:47,317 --> 01:38:50,768 - To be franchised in every suburban shopping mall. - A dynasty! 1441 01:38:50,862 --> 01:38:53,863 You're founding a dynasty! 1442 01:38:53,949 --> 01:38:56,570 Now... 1443 01:38:56,660 --> 01:39:01,902 if a daughter arrives to bless our clan... 1444 01:39:01,998 --> 01:39:04,038 I guess the shit will certainly hit the fan. 1445 01:39:06,878 --> 01:39:10,543 But this I shall promise to thee... 1446 01:39:10,632 --> 01:39:13,586 I'll never let her marry a guy like me. 1447 01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:17,590 But still, if our child... 1448 01:39:17,681 --> 01:39:21,132 is the naughtiest of girls or the wildest of young men... 1449 01:39:21,226 --> 01:39:23,978 I swear I'll be the best dad I can. 1450 01:39:24,062 --> 01:39:28,274 And never, ever get spooked again. 1451 01:39:32,946 --> 01:39:36,362 - Bet I can still spook you. - No way. 1452 01:39:42,998 --> 01:39:44,409 Twins? 1453 01:39:46,043 --> 01:39:47,620 Twins? 1454 01:39:48,378 --> 01:39:49,956 - Twins! - Yeah! 1455 01:39:51,340 --> 01:39:54,175 - Drinks are on the house! - No! No! 1456 01:39:54,259 --> 01:39:57,260 The bar is open! 1457 01:39:57,346 --> 01:39:59,255 In love, love, love 1458 01:39:59,348 --> 01:40:00,972 Like I've never been 1459 01:40:01,058 --> 01:40:03,134 In love, love, love 1460 01:40:03,227 --> 01:40:05,303 Here I go again 1461 01:40:05,396 --> 01:40:09,228 Heart aches, take it slow You ain't got far to go 1462 01:40:09,316 --> 01:40:14,524 And if you travel smooth love be a pleasure cruise 1463 01:40:14,613 --> 01:40:16,357 Oh, I love you so 1464 01:40:16,448 --> 01:40:18,571 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1465 01:40:18,659 --> 01:40:20,284 Oh, I love you so 1466 01:40:20,369 --> 01:40:22,907 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1467 01:40:27,877 --> 01:40:30,035 Took a bus, took a plane took a railroad train 1468 01:40:30,129 --> 01:40:32,086 Just to get on back 1469 01:40:32,173 --> 01:40:35,707 To that little girl I love standing in the back 1470 01:40:35,801 --> 01:40:37,841 We love, love, love 1471 01:40:37,928 --> 01:40:39,802 Right there in the back 1472 01:40:39,889 --> 01:40:43,933 We love, love, love on the railroad track 1473 01:40:44,018 --> 01:40:45,845 Heart aches, take it slow 1474 01:40:45,937 --> 01:40:48,013 You ain't got far to go 1475 01:40:48,105 --> 01:40:53,182 And if you travel smooth love be a pleasure cruise 1476 01:40:53,277 --> 01:40:55,021 Oh, I love you so 1477 01:40:55,112 --> 01:40:57,152 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1478 01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:58,948 Oh, I love you so 1479 01:40:59,033 --> 01:41:00,990 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1480 01:41:01,077 --> 01:41:02,951 Oh, I love you so 1481 01:41:03,037 --> 01:41:05,030 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1482 01:41:05,123 --> 01:41:07,032 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1483 01:41:07,125 --> 01:41:09,698 I guess, I guess I guess you know 1484 01:41:31,065 --> 01:41:34,019 A diamond sun cuts down 1485 01:41:34,110 --> 01:41:37,313 A frozen winter sky 1486 01:41:37,405 --> 01:41:40,904 As the world and I go screaming 1487 01:41:40,992 --> 01:41:44,028 Into the phantom night 1488 01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:47,406 It doesn't matter where it leads 1489 01:41:47,499 --> 01:41:51,164 I got nowhere left to go 1490 01:41:51,252 --> 01:41:54,088 If there's any chance at all 1491 01:41:54,172 --> 01:41:57,458 It's somewhere down this road 1492 01:41:57,550 --> 01:42:00,919 To be wild again 1493 01:42:01,012 --> 01:42:03,966 No one's child again 1494 01:42:04,057 --> 01:42:08,185 Yeah, I wanna live every minute so hard 1495 01:42:08,270 --> 01:42:11,224 That I wear it thin 1496 01:42:11,314 --> 01:42:14,766 I wanna find the edge 1497 01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:18,478 Risk it all to win 1498 01:42:18,572 --> 01:42:21,691 I wanna see those eyes in the mirror 1499 01:42:21,783 --> 01:42:24,903 Full of fire again 1500 01:42:24,995 --> 01:42:27,664 I wanna be wild again 1501 01:42:27,748 --> 01:42:29,408 Wild again 1502 01:42:46,433 --> 01:42:49,719 There has to be a crossroad 1503 01:42:49,811 --> 01:42:52,848 A place to draw the line 1504 01:42:52,940 --> 01:42:56,225 And it comes down to the question 1505 01:42:56,318 --> 01:43:01,027 What is theirs and what is mine 1506 01:43:02,616 --> 01:43:05,487 Wild again