1
00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:22,109
(MELLOW JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)

2
00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,330
(GUNSHOTS)

3
00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,686
(DOGS HOWLING)

4
00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:15,771
This means war.

5
00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:18,338
(SPITS)

6
00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,819
(UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING)

7
00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:52,851
(LINE RINGING)

8
00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,988
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
- (WOMAN CRYING)

9
00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:10,869
(BEEPS)

10
00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,393
(WOMAN SNIFFLING)

11
00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,221
(BLOWS NOSE)

12
00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,492
(CONTINUES CRYING)

13
00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,759
Oh, my baby.

14
00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,195
Fucking college.

15
00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,328
- (VAN HORN BEEPS) -
WOMAN: Okay, so, I checked

16
00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,286
the weather in Portland
and it's 85 degrees,

17
00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,461
so you will need your sunscreen.

18
00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,897
Yeah, I know, Mom.
It's in my backpack.

19
00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,682
You got all
your other toiletries?

20
00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:44,163
Yes, in my bag that you packed.

21
00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,512
- (WOMAN SIGHS)
- While I watched, remember?

22
00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,688
You were crying the whole time.

23
00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,168
Yeah, what a mess.

24
00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,908
It's not like he's going
off to war. It's just Oregon.

25
00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,258
I know, I know,

26
00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,998
but it's such
an amazing time in your life,

27
00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,870
you can literally become
anyone you wanna be.

28
00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,524
- Mom?
- You could change the world.

29
00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,742
- Mom?
- You could colonize Mars.

30
00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,048
- I mean...
- Mom,

31
00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,093
you're spiraling.

32
00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,273
- Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute.
- BOTH MEN: No problem.

33
00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,405
And remember...

34
00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,841
- Lakers for life.
- Lakers for life, I know.

35
00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,234
Come back a Blazers fan,
I'm not gonna let you

36
00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,322
- back in the house.
- Yeah, I know, Dad.

37
00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,497
- Stop.
- I'm serious.

38
00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,151
Stop eating the trail mix.

39
00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,066
It's for Nicky.
It's a long trip.

40
00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,242
Um, I guess this is it.

41
00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,592
I'm sorry,
I'm a little emotional.

42
00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,379
Mom, Dad.

43
00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,250
- Okay.
- I love you. I love you.

44
00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,165
- I love you. I love you.
- (DOMENICK CHUCKLES)

45
00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,515
- DOMENICK: Okay, see you later.
- KRISTIN: Call me when you get there.

46
00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,170
DOMENICK:
Yo, let's... fuckin' go.

47
00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,451
- (CHUCKLES)
- FRIEND 1: Freedom!

48
00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,740
FRIEND 2: Let's do this.

49
00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,611
There goes our baby.

50
00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:42,699
- (HORN TOOTS)
- Ah!

51
00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,918
I love you!

52
00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,180
(VAN DRIVES AWAY)

53
00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,922
Every woman dreams of full brows

54
00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,490
and long luscious eyelashes.

55
00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:53,275
And thanks to Profizal's
hair-generating technology,

56
00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,190
I believe we have
a real opportunity

57
00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,105
to market this
to chemo patients.

58
00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,238
(MANAGER GROANS)

59
00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,631
It's too sad.

60
00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,633
I mean,
anybody here wanna be sad?

61
00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:05,287
- OFFICE WORKER: No.
- MANAGER: Nobody wants to be sad.

62
00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,028
Where's the ad that says

63
00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:10,640
Profizal puts hair
on men's heads?

64
00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,164
That's who we should
be marketing to.

65
00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,905
Insecure men

66
00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,472
with lots of cash.

67
00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,822
No, actually, Dad,
ICO labs said Profizal

68
00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,433
- doesn't work on scalps.
- It doesn't?

69
00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,956
- No.
- MANAGER: Oh, shit.

70
00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,002
We gotta get you on
another project, dammit.

71
00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,962
Oh, what about Restylane?

72
00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,311
The anti-ageing filler?

73
00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,053
Yes, the new Galderma product

74
00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,228
for older women.

75
00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,751
Because, you know, you're a...

76
00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,711
(HESITANTLY) ...you're...
you're an expert, really.

77
00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,366
I mean, you're of
a certain age bracket.

78
00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,106
- I'm 40.
- Whoa! I did not ask her age.

79
00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,194
Everybody saw that, right?

80
00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,283
Would never do that.

81
00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,675
Look, I really think

82
00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,199
this would be
a perfect fit for you.

83
00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:48,853
Okay.

84
00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,160
Randy, what do you got?

85
00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,514
Erectile dysfunction, Hank,

86
00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,300
is a thing of the past

87
00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:01,822
with Thoracinil.

88
00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,693
(MEN LAUGHING)

89
00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,305
RANDY: Hey. So, Thoracinil
is banned in the EU,

90
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,915
so we can't use Mykonos

91
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,134
but he's on a jet-ski.
I love those.

92
00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,571
- I love jet-skis.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

93
00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,921
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

94
00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:17,316
- Hello?
- WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Is<i> this Kristin Balbano?</i>

95
00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,665
Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner

96
00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,057
Balbano is my maiden name.

97
00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:23,191
<i>You never give up
the name Balbano.</i>

98
00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,453
Sorry? Who is this?

99
00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,499
I am Bianca

100
00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,805
and I have terrible news.

101
00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,807
<i>Giuseppe Balbano is dead.</i>

102
00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,636
- (ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON SPEAKERS)
- Oh, my father's father.

103
00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,117
God, I didn't even
know he was alive.

104
00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,292
Can you hold on a sec?

105
00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,425
Paul!

106
00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,036
My husband's in a band.

107
00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,559
I'm sorry to hear that.

108
00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,431
Your grandfather is dead.

109
00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,389
You need to settle his affairs.

110
00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,826
His affairs? But, I mean,

111
00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,262
I don't even know him.

112
00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,004
<i>You're named specifically
in his will.</i>

113
00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,832
<i>We'll fly you to Italy.</i>

114
00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,399
<i>You'll leave tomorrow night.</i>

115
00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,836
Wait. What, did you say Italy?

116
00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,317
Like, as in Italy Italy?

117
00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,536
<i>Yes, Italy.</i>

118
00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:04,886
Oh, that sounds...

119
00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,802
No, I... No, I can't
just get on a plane

120
00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,630
and head on over
to my dream place.

121
00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,719
Everything is crazy
at work right now

122
00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,721
and my husband
needs me, you know?

123
00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,549
- And I just can't see that I can get away...
- (WOMAN MOANING IN PLEASURE)

124
00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,202
PAUL: Quiet, listen
to my lyric here.

125
00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:22,163
(SINGING) <i>♪ I'm no longer
Ear-ear-earth... ♪</i>

126
00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,338
I gotta go.

127
00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,818
<i>♪ ...Bound</i>

128
00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,939
- (BOTH EXCLAIMING IN PLEASURE)
- (MUSIC SWITCHES OFF)

129
00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,172
- PAUL: What time is it?
- (BOTH SIGHING)

130
00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,394
Kristin...

131
00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,005
- Before you start...
- Hey

132
00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,617
- Hey.
- Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist.

133
00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,444
Uh...

134
00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,663
We met before.

135
00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:44,751
- Really?
- WOMAN: Yeah.

136
00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,100
At Domenick's school,

137
00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,449
I'm the guidance counsellor.

138
00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,755
(GASPS)

139
00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:51,192
- Oh, my God.
- WOMAN: I... It's just that,

140
00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,498
I wouldn't have done
this if you had

141
00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,934
more faith in your husband.

142
00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,414
He's a great songwriter.

143
00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,067
I know. (CHUCKLES)

144
00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,853
Tracy, it's time for you to go.

145
00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:02,900
What?

146
00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,730
(KRISTIN CRYING)

147
00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,515
- Listen.
- Yes, listening.

148
00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,517
- I support your right to be angry.
- KRISTIN: Thank you so much.

149
00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,997
- That's really kind.
- Yeah, maybe call me,

150
00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,434
we can talk this through.

151
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,783
- Really? You would do that?
- What d'you say?

152
00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:17,871
- TRACY: Yeah.
- KRISTIN: Sure, I mean...

153
00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,002
- TRACY: Bye.
- Bye.

154
00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,265
(CRYING)

155
00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,008
Kris, I am so sorry.

156
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,440
This is really hard
for me to admit but,

157
00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,406
I have this illness.

158
00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:33,843
All I wanna do is have sex.

159
00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,497
(KRISTIN SIGHS HEAVILY)

160
00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,064
I mean, I wanna have sex, too.

161
00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,718
We haven't had sex in, like,

162
00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,284
- three years.
- Yeah, I know,

163
00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:41,982
but I mean, with a new person.

164
00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,592
Oh!

165
00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,029
Yeah, it's not personal, it's...

166
00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,249
- (KNOCKS ON WINDOW)
- Hey,

167
00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:48,903
I left my phone.

168
00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:50,687
My phone.

169
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,168
(KRISTIN SIGHS)

170
00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,779
- This one?
- Yeah, thank you.

171
00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,130
It's just hard, you know,
with Domenick leaving,

172
00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:01,305
it's just a big adjustment.

173
00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,394
Don't defend that douche stain.

174
00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,614
He's a grown-ass man
working at a Starbucks.

175
00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,268
INSTRUCTOR:
Stranger grabs your purse.

176
00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,705
WOMEN: Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.

177
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,533
Stranger grabs your boob.

178
00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:15,233
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) - WOMEN: Crotch.
Eye. Crotch. Eye.

179
00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,192
- What? Oh, my God!
- Is that him?

180
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,150
- Is that him? Give me the phone.
- No, it's Italy calling again.

181
00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,152
They want me to fly to Rome

182
00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,241
tomorrow night
to settle his affairs.

183
00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:27,070
I mean, that's crazy,
right? I can't go.

184
00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,463
Kristin,

185
00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,683
what do you masturbate to?

186
00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:33,163
Italian cooking shows.
I mean, more specifically,

187
00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,730
<i>Stanley Tucci:
Searching for Italy.</i>

188
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,036
There was this one episode

189
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,690
where he went to this
burrata factory,

190
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:38,995
and it was all creamy

191
00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,954
and he got his hands
in all the milky stuff.

192
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,043
- It was so...
- Stop. You've masturbated

193
00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,740
this fantasy into existence.

194
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,220
You have to go.

195
00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,615
Stranger puts
a gun in your face.

196
00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,574
Jenny, my boss just
assigned me a new campaign.

197
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,097
Well, make it a business trip.

198
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,578
ICO has suppliers
all over the globe.

199
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,102
How do you think I got to go
to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland

200
00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,582
- last year, huh?
- I don't know.

201
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,802
To settle their lawsuits.

202
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,412
Well, shouldn't I stay here

203
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,761
and work on my marriage?

204
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,328
You should work on
getting your pussy pounded.

205
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,330
- (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
- Stranger says you're prettier

206
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,027
when you smile.

207
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,900
WOMEN: Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.

208
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,119
Stop thinking about
everybody else.

209
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,426
Start thinking about you.

210
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,298
Fine, then think
about your grandfather's

211
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,386
last dying wish.

212
00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,649
Oh, my God maybe I should go.

213
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,476
- Did you see what I did there?
- No.

214
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,261
I just got you to go
to Italy by putting

215
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,654
- someone else's feelings ahead of your own.
- All right, all right,

216
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,525
I deserve this.
I deserve this.

217
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,527
I'm gonna go
and I'm gonna have my own

218
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,965
<i>Under the Tuscan Sun.</i>
Or <i>Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

219
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,618
Fuck.

220
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,794
What?

221
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:39,970
Eat, Pray, Fuck.

222
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,016
(LAUGHS)

223
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:44,626
Say it.

224
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,588
What, Eat, Pray... Fuck?

225
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,938
Eat, Pray, Fuck.

226
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,941
Jesus.

227
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,031
Eat, Pray...

228
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,686
- Fuck.
- Say it again.

229
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,340
(EXHALES) Eat, Pray...

230
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,777
- Fuck!
- Louder.

231
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,867
- From the vagina!
- WOMAN: Eat, Pray, Fuck.

232
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,086
WOMEN: Eat, Pray, Fuck.
Eat, Pray, Fuck.

233
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:14,047
Eat, Pray, Fuck.

234
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,224
(EURO POP MUSIC PLAYING)

235
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,205
(GRUNTS)

236
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,652
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
IN ITALIAN OVER SPEAKER)

237
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,952
Hey, Nicky. It's Mom.

238
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,127
I just wanna let you know

239
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,868
I landed safe, in Italy.

240
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,915
(LAUGHS) I even bought
myself a journal at the airport.

241
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,307
I've always wanted a journal.

242
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,657
(EXCLAIMS)

243
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,615
Um, anyway... Shit.

244
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,486
Sorry, not you.
I love you. Anyway...

245
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,618
Oh... Whoa!

246
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,186
(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

247
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,022
(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

248
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,937
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

249
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,460
(IN ENGLISH) I said
you can stand up,

250
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,157
- if you like.
- Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you.

251
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,768
Oh, my God, you smell so good.

252
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,771
(LAUGHS) Um, I'm, um...

253
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,729
Oh, my God, what is

254
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,862
my name? (LAUGHS)
Sorry. Kristin. Hi.

255
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,255
- Kristin, I'm Lorenzo.
- Yes. Hello, Lorenzo.

256
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,431
- Lorenzo! (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- (LORENZO) <i>Scusa!</i>

257
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,563
- (IN ENGLISH) Sorry. Uh...
- It's okay.

258
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,173
- This is my Aunt Esmeralda.
- Oh.

259
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,001
She just got back
from holiday in Greece.

260
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,089
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.

261
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,830
And she wants to get home.

262
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,528
Hi. <i>Ciao.</i> I'm Kristin.
I'm just visiting.

263
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,530
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. I mean,
I was born here,

264
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,141
but I haven't been back

265
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,665
since I was a... a baby.

266
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,233
(ESMERALDA IN ITALIAN)

267
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,017
(IN ENGLISH)
What did she say?

268
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,367
She wants me to ask
for your number.

269
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,978
But don't worry,
I don't want to assume.

270
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,676
- Well...
- LORENZO: So...

271
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,025
<i>Ciao.</i>

272
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,766
Uh, no, no.
Wait. I mean, (CHUCKLING)

273
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,465
If Aunt Esmeralda wants my
number, who am I to say "no?"

274
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,251
Oh, sorry. I am not
usually so <i>veloce</i>

275
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,556
with asking for phone numbers.

276
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,602
- What is <i>veloce?</i>
- Oh, yeah. Quick.

277
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,690
If... if you knew that,

278
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,909
it would have been funnier.

279
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,694
No, it's very funny, I get it.

280
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,957
I got it, <i>Veloce.
Veloce</i> is good. I...

281
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,612
I like your <i>veloce-ness.</i>

282
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,701
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

283
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,747
My God!

284
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,792
- What was that?
- LORENZO: I am so sorry.

285
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,838
- KRISTIN: It's okay.
- LORENZO: So, are you here on

286
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,448
business or pleasure?

287
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,755
Um, well...

288
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,889
pleasure. You know,
grandfather just died and...

289
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,325
Oh, no, I... I didn't know
him, that's not...

290
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,110
that part's sad, but, um...

291
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,155
So maybe...

292
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,549
half pleasure.

293
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,769
I have to run.

294
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,727
Yes, sure. Um...

295
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,469
Well, I'll... I'll call you.

296
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,123
What...

297
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,341
just happened?

298
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,953
- Oh, my God.
- Kristin Balbano.

299
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,215
Yes.

300
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,782
Bianca sent us
to take you to the funeral.

301
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,261
- Oh, hi. I...
- I'm Aldo.

302
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,089
Okay. Nice to meet you,
Aldo. Yes.

303
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,439
- I'm Dante.
- Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you.

304
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,572
- Your driver.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

305
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,792
I... It's very... So kind.

306
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,012
(ITALIAN JAZZ SONG PLAYING)

307
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,583
Hey, you guys. I am gonna
change now, okay?

308
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,890
So don't turn around or...

309
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,413
- DANTE: The Colosseum.
- Can you at least,

310
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,067
please, just, like, go slow?

311
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,765
- ALDO: The Vatican.
- KRISTIN: The <i>Vaticano?</i>

312
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,723
Did I miss it?
I missed it, right?

313
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,596
- Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick?
- ALDO: Fontana Acqua Paola.

314
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,424
- KRISTIN: I dropped my lipstick.
- ALDO: I<i>I Fontanone.</i>

315
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,860
Oh, what? Where is it?

316
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,254
- Can we go back?
- We have to go to the funeral.

317
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,170
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

318
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,234
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

319
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,150
Oh, thank you.

320
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,413
Whew, thank you so much.

321
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,980
Oh, my God.

322
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,243
There he is.

323
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,331
Hi.

324
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,334
We have the same eyes.
We have the same eyes.

325
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,553
That's...

326
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,642
- (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
- MAN: <i>Buongiorno.</i>

327
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,166
(CHOIR SINGING IN ITALIAN)

328
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,132
(CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING
IN ITALIAN)

329
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,878
Hi. <i>Ciao.</i> Sorry. Um...

330
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,228
Are you Bianca?

331
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,274
Sit.

332
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,932
This is Fabrizio,

333
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,239
your grandfather's great nephew.

334
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,545
Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you.

335
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,025
So, that must make us, like,

336
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,722
second cousins, right?

337
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,942
I'm sorry for your loss.

338
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,512
Is he mad at me?

339
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,084
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

340
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,918
ALL: Amen.

341
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,659
(FUNERAL MARCH PLAYING)

342
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,885
Uh...

343
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,322
what did my grandfather do?

344
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,107
He was a winemaker.

345
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,717
He made wine?

346
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,936
I wanna make wine.

347
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,415
Oh, my God,
it must be in the genes.

348
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,940
I mean, you can't
argue genes, right?

349
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,080
(FUNERAL MARCH CONTINUES)

350
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,518
(ENGINE REVVING)

351
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,049
- (GUNSHOT)
- (KRISTIN SCREAMS)

352
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,355
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

353
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,492
(SHOUTS IN ITALIAN)

354
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,536
(GUNFIRE)

355
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,755
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

356
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,356
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, hey,
hey. Are you okay?

357
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,977
(IN ITALIAN)

358
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,372
(IN ENGLISH)
<i>Veloce</i> means quick.

359
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,244
Quick, quick, quick!
He needs help!

360
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,420
(SCREAMING)

361
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,683
- (BELL TOLLS)
- (SHOOTER GROANS)

362
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,978
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)

363
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,604
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS)

364
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,741
(EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS)

365
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,775
- DANTE: Hmm.
- (KRISTIN GASPS)

366
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,580
(WHIMPERING LOUDLY)

367
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
(SCREAMING).

368
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,934
(ALDO YELLING IN ITALIAN)

369
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,548
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

370
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,253
(SCREAMING)

371
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,087
(EXPLOSION)

372
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,611
(UPBEAT ITALIAN
SWING MUSIC PLAYING)

373
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,356
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

374
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,065
FABRIZIO: (IN ENGLISH) Say
hello to my little friend, Nico.

375
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,951
What the fuck is going on?

376
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,823
(UPBEAT ITALIAN
SWING MUSIC CONTINUES)

377
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,092
(ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

378
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,277
(IN ITALIAN)

379
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,632
(ENGINE STARTS)

380
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,295
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

381
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,083
(IN ENGLISH) So...

382
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,477
Aldo and Dante are my drivers,

383
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,132
but who are you, really?

384
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,482
<i>- Soldati.</i>
- For the Army or...

385
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,137
(IN ITALIAN)

386
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,594
(BOTH CONTINUE ARGUING
IN ITALIAN)

387
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,887
KRISTIN: (IN ENGLISH)
<i>Scusi.</i> Hi, hi.

388
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,847
Uh, I'm still in the dark here.

389
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,155
No, no, it's a figure of speech.

390
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,592
Can someone please just
tell me what's going on?

391
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,378
Your grandfather,
Don Giuseppe Balbano,

392
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,381
may he rest in peace,

393
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,774
was murdered

394
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,125
- by the Romanos.
- (HACKING UP SPIT)

395
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,214
We invited them for a meeting,

396
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,999
but things went wrong.

397
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,785
Our Don
and their Don got killed.

398
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,354
(FABRIZIO IN ITALIAN)

399
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,008
(IN ENGLISH) They
disrespected the funeral!

400
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,967
They shot at the coffin!

401
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,099
(IN ITALIAN)

402
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,494
(METAL CLATTERING)

403
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,559
MAN: Don Carlo.

404
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,605
(IN ITALIAN)

405
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:33,971
(CARLO SNIFFLES)

406
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,308
(BOTH SPIT)

407
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,747
(KRISTIN HYPERVENTILATING)

408
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,402
(BIANCA SPEAKING ITALIAN)

409
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,013
- (IN ENGLISH) To calm you down.
- Okay, thank you, thank you.

410
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,059
<i>Grazie.</i>

411
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,106
The wine's bad. The wine's
gone bad. That's...

412
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,805
The wine is bad.
It's a front.

413
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,589
Oh, God. Is that why
he got murdered?

414
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,896
No, that's crazy.
I mean, is it?

415
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,638
(SIGHS) Your grandfather

416
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,205
was not just a winemaker.

417
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,555
No?

418
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,296
(SNAPS FINGERS)

419
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,951
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

420
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,632
GIUSEPPE: (ON VIDEO)
<i>Ciao, Kristin Balbano.</i>

421
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,654
<i>I'm your grandfather,
Giuseppe Balbano.</i>

422
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,917
<i>If you are watching this...</i>

423
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,832
<i>I'm dead.</i>

424
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,965
<i>I'm sorry I never
got to see you grow up,</i>

425
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,098
<i>but I am even more sorry</i>

426
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,318
<i>that you grew up</i>

427
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,623
<i>without a father.</i>

428
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,930
My father died in
a construction accident.

429
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,150
<i>Your father did not die</i>

430
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,022
<i>in a construction accident.</i>

431
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,503
<i>Your father was killed</i>

432
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,375
<i>by a member of the...</i>

433
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:15,551
<i>Romano family.</i>

434
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,727
- (SPITS)
- (ALL SPITTING)

435
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,294
<i>After this incident,</i>

436
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,427
<i>your mother took you
back to America</i>

437
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,995
<i>in search of a safer place.</i>

438
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,128
(CLATTERING ON VIDEO)

439
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,088
<i>Hey.</i>

440
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,398
<i>I told her that the safest place</i>

441
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,617
<i>would be with us,</i>

442
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,227
<i>but I respected</i>

443
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,315
<i>her wishes.</i>

444
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:43,753
<i>You do not cross a mother.</i>

445
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:45,886
(SNAPS FINGERS)

446
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,545
- It's you.
- Oh.

447
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,245
<i>I remember when you were born,</i>

448
00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,899
<i>picciridda mia.</i>

449
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,163
(SIGHS FONDLY)
<i>I held you in my arms...</i>

450
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,341
<i>and I thought, "One day</i>

451
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,866
<i>"she will be a brave,
confident woman</i>

452
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,739
<i>"who will make me proud."</i>

453
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,436
<i>Saying goodbye to you,</i>

454
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,351
<i>my only grandchild,</i>

455
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,788
<i>was the hardest thing</i>

456
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,616
<i>I ever had to do.</i>

457
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,401
(FIRE ROARS)

458
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,445
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

459
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,531
(SIGHS, IN ENGLISH)
<i>And so,</i>

460
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,058
<i>my dying wish</i>

461
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,756
<i>is that you,</i>

462
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,367
<i>my direct bloodline,</i>

463
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,673
<i>take over</i>

464
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,458
<i>and be the new boss</i>

465
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,329
<i>of the Balbano family.</i>

466
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,722
(IN ITALIAN)

467
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,724
(IN ENGLISH)
<i>My trusted general, Bianca...</i>

468
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,073
(FABRIZIO EXCLAIMS)

469
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,294
<i>Will be by your side
to help you.</i>

470
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,689
<i>Kristin,</i>

471
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,301
<i>I know you will
respect my wishes</i>

472
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:58,740
<i>as I respected your mother's.</i>

473
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,350
(FIRE CRACKLING LOUDLY)

474
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:01,396
(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

475
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,008
(IN ENGLISH)
Oh, this isn't...

476
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,569
(GIUSEPPE CONTINUES
IN ITALIAN ON VIDEO)

477
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,797
(IN ENGLISH) I think, uh, no.

478
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,668
I think there's been
a bit of a mistake

479
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,411
because there
is no way that I...

480
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:17,933
Me?

481
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,327
(IN ITALIAN)

482
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,597
(IN ENGLISH) Thanks, everyone.

483
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,512
This has been very informative,

484
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,210
but I have a Colosseum
tour at 5 p.m.,

485
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,865
- so I gotta go get a cab.
- No, you can't leave.

486
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,606
If the boss says
you are the boss,

487
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,826
- you are the boss now, <i>comprende?
- Yeah, </i>yeah but

488
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,610
you know what?
I am not a boss,

489
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,221
like, not in any way,
shape or form,

490
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,963
so, you know, especially
not in a Mafia kind of way.

491
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:50,357
(IN ITALIAN)

492
00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,706
- (SHUSHES) - (IN ENGLISH)
I should be the boss!

493
00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,578
Yes, yes. Good idea.
He should be the boss.

494
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,884
I mean, who am I to steal
anyone's boss thunder?

495
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,886
Besides, I've got a lot
of shit going on at home,

496
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,061
my son just went to college

497
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,629
and my husband
just cheated on me, so...

498
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,502
You want we should
take care of him? Hmm?

499
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,113
- DANTE: Mmm?
- No!

500
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,767
No.

501
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,943
No, God, no, no.
I just need a vacation,

502
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,119
I just really want
my Eat, Pray, Fuck!

503
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,512
Eat, Pray, Fuck?

504
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,209
Yeah, it's a play on words,

505
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,863
you know, the book,
<i>Eat, Pray, Love?</i>

506
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:20,256
Yeah, it's a very uplifting

507
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,955
and moving memoir by...

508
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,523
Elizabeth Gilbert.

509
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:28,438
Yes! Yes, see, he knows.

510
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,441
Yeah, I wanna make wine,
and I wanna eat pasta,

511
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,618
and be romanced, and...

512
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,795
But you came for a funeral.

513
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,884
Yeah. I mean, you know,

514
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,645
- after the funeral.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

515
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,584
Hello?

516
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,673
Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this.
How are you?

517
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,284
- Give me this.
- Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no!

518
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,851
Oh, my God.
I just paid that off!

519
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,287
I won't get another
upgrade for a year

520
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,333
and how is Lorenzo supposed
to get in touch with me?

521
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,640
How will I ever have sex?

522
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,946
(SIGHS, GROANS)

523
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,688
You cannot be speaking
to random strangers.

524
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,298
It's too dangerous.

525
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,865
He's not a stranger,

526
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:06,129
he's gorgeous.

527
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:09,306
(KRISTIN SIGHS)

528
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:13,223
Okay.

529
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:14,834
You know what?

530
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,357
I'm done.

531
00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,447
- Bye. (LAUGHS DRYLY)
- (DOOR CLOSES)

532
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,626
BIANCA: Kristin!

533
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,020
Kristin!

534
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,326
You can't run away
from your destiny.

535
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,764
Oh, yeah? Watch me.

536
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:36,725
Which way is it?

537
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,553
It's that way!

538
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,598
But I must warn you,

539
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,469
once you walk out those gates,

540
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,951
you will no longer
be under our protection.

541
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,041
Also, you have no phone.

542
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:50,521
(KRISTIN SIGHING)

543
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,442
(CRYING)

544
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,013
You said you wanted to learn

545
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,973
how to make wine, yes?

546
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,978
We have machines
to crush grapes now,

547
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,457
but this is the classic way.

548
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,329
This does feel kinda nice, huh?

549
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,418
You must stomp on the grapes

550
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,856
- to release their juices.
- Yes.

551
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,032
And you must also take over

552
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,947
as the Balbano family boss.

553
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,427
(SHUDDERS)
This is insane.

554
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,734
Where would I even begin?

555
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,952
Shh. Come here.

556
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,086
Are we actually the Mafia?

557
00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,698
Your grandfather
preferred to call it

558
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,570
the "invisible family."

559
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,051
- Oh, that's spooky.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)

560
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:45,837
Invisible but strong,

561
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,056
and we can't appear weakened.

562
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,754
So, you must go to a meeting

563
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,277
with our enemies,

564
00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:52,670
the Romanos.

565
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,411
What, the... the people
who shot at us earlier?

566
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,631
(EXCLAIMS) Oh!
I mean, can't Fabrizio go?

567
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,329
It seems like
he would love this stuff.

568
00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:02,028
It can't be Fabrizio.

569
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,725
He started the shootout.

570
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,553
He's a hot-head

571
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,338
- with a horrible temper.
- Hmm.

572
00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:10,036
Just like Sonny.

573
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,211
Who's Sonny?

574
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,734
From <i>The Godfather.</i>

575
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,128
Oh, right. Yeah.
I never saw <i>The Godfather.</i>

576
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,478
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

577
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,046
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

578
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:23,918
Oh, my God.

579
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,094
Okay, look, it's really hard
to find three and a half hours.

580
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,574
All you need to do

581
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,707
is offer their new Don

582
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,534
a part of the east.

583
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,756
- (SIGHS) - Something your grandfather
was too stubborn to part with.

584
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,802
Please, we need someone

585
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,674
who's level-headed,

586
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,762
empathetic

587
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,939
- and unassuming.
- Did you just call me pathetic?

588
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,988
We need you.

589
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:52,381
No, I will never
be ready. No. No.

590
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:55,384
Also, we will give you
a new phone...

591
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,603
Oh. Oh, oh.

592
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,649
So you can go
Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo

593
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,956
once we finish
the background check.

594
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,175
- Background check?
- ALDO: Yeah.

595
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,525
Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33.

596
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:06,874
Oh, my God, he's quite young.

597
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,702
- Men do it all the time.
- That's true.

598
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,617
- ALDO: He's born in Milano.
- Which we don't like.

599
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,053
Yeah, but it's okay, Dante.

600
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,534
- Yeah, Dante.
- And he's recently divorced.

601
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,536
(GASPS, LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)

602
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:18,103
Jackpot! Oh, my God!

603
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,844
(LAUGHING)

604
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,935
- Oh, my God, that's really good news.
- This is your new phone.

605
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,718
Yee!

606
00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,155
- It's untraceable.
- Okay.

607
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:30,376
You meet with Don Romano tonight

608
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:33,162
and then you can do
what you want with Lorenzo.

609
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,947
Deal?

610
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,427
Oh... (LAUGHS)

611
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:39,864
Uh...

612
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,345
- Yes, deal. Deal.
- (BIANCA EXCLAIMS)

613
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,404
- (TYPING)
- (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

614
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:48,307
BIANCA: <i>Presenting
the new Donna Balbano.</i>

615
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,700
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

616
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:51,920
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

617
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:55,662
You look like

618
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,665
a librarian from a library,

619
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,450
not a porno. (CHUCKLES)

620
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,324
Darling, come with me.

621
00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,806
(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

622
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,478
Again,

623
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:34,223
presenting <i>la bellissima</i>
Donna Balbano.

624
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,532
- (ALDO WHISTLES)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

625
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,447
Oh, my God, Valentino.

626
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,840
Hello.

627
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,060
- Yes.
- Turn around, turn, turn.

628
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,800
ALDO: Hey.

629
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,063
- (KRISTIN LAUGHS)
- And that's what you wear

630
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:50,457
to meet a mob boss.

631
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,336
- You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right?
- Yes.

632
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:02,598
- Of course.
- Okay, don't leave me.

633
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:03,904
Don't worry, Kristin.

634
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:04,906
(SIGHS) Okay.

635
00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:07,952
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

636
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,431
(IN ENGLISH) I'm Giannina.
I'll be your server tonight.

637
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,478
- Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina.
- Thank you.

638
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,655
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

639
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,618
This is for your bag.

640
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,839
Oh, it's so cute.
Little monkey. (CHUCKLES)

641
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,885
All right.

642
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,538
Thank you.

643
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:46,730
You're not Fabrizio.

644
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,126
And you are not
what I was expecting.

645
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,606
I was told I would be meeting

646
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,608
with the new Balbano
family boss.

647
00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,218
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
Yeah, that's me.

648
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,394
Kristin. The new boss.

649
00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:00,440
(IN ITALIAN)

650
00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:13,627
Ah.

651
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,412
(IN ENGLISH) I apologize
for my rudeness.

652
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,458
Oh, no, not at all.

653
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,025
But, you know...

654
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,420
it was...
it was a bit of a shock

655
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:26,813
to see a beautiful woman.

656
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:27,858
(LAUGHS)

657
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,209
Stop.

658
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,689
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am Carlo Romano,

659
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,039
the new boss.

660
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,563
Oh, well, there you go.
We're both new bosses,

661
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,217
we have so much in common.

662
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,349
Look at that. (CHUCKLES)

663
00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:44,178
So, what were you thinking?

664
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,788
I was hoping to try gnocchi.

665
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,703
I love gnocchi

666
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,401
and I promised myself
if I ever came to Italy,

667
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,272
I would eat as much
gnocchi as I could.

668
00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,100
CARLO: No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

669
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,103
- I meant the territories.
- Hmm?

670
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:58,976
Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I...

671
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,281
Okay, Google,

672
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,891
open notes. Um,

673
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,764
so you can take the north and...

674
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:08,812
part of the east
extending to... Form-i-a?

675
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,163
Formia.

676
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,773
Formia.

677
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:14,905
Yes.

678
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,906
That's it.

679
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,126
(IN ITALIAN)

680
00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,871
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

681
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,022
(IN ENGLISH)
Thank you, Giannina.

682
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,049
She's sweet.

683
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,269
I ordered every gnocchi
on the menu.

684
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,227
Oh, my God,
someone's a good listener.

685
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,664
<i>Prego.</i>

686
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,884
Oh... Well...

687
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:40,365
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

688
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,062
(IN ENGLISH) Try.

689
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,933
You... You want me
to try it first?

690
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,152
Yeah.

691
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,111
Well, no pressure. Okay.

692
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,461
(CLEARS THROAT)

693
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:54,944
That is delicious.

694
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,686
This is the best wine
I have ever had in my life.

695
00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:58,949
<i>Salute.</i>

696
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,300
<i>Salute.</i>

697
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,651
(ROMANTIC ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)

698
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,479
(BOTH GIGGLING)

699
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,091
Listen, listen, listen.
It's Oreo.

700
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:14,400
They're two chocolate biscuits
held together...

701
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,402
with cream?

702
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:21,146
The cream... (LAUGHS)
The cream is my favorite part.

703
00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,061
(CARLO CHUCKLES)

704
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,064
Uh, listen...

705
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,763
um, about your offer.

706
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:34,984
Are you sure we have to
stop at Formia? Hmm?

707
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,249
Hmm, well, that's what it says
in my notes.

708
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,120
Of course.

709
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:42,558
(BOTH LAUGHING)

710
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,388
In your notes.

711
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,086
(CARLO SIGHS)

712
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,652
Do you like limoncello?

713
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,090
Oh, I'm more of
a cherry jello person.

714
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,136
Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello.

715
00:34:56,137 --> 00:35:00,923
It is, um,
it is a dessert liquor.

716
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,926
Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it.

717
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:07,669
We'll have it
in my hotel room. Upstairs.

718
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,759
- Hmm?
- (CHUCKLES)

719
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,548
(MAN IN ITALIAN)

720
00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,249
(IN ENGLISH) All clear, boss.

721
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:26,166
Okay. Well, um,
you guys can wait outside

722
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,778
while we finish our business.

723
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,911
We don't think
this is a good idea.

724
00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,827
Would you say that
to a male mob boss? No.

725
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:39,441
Please! It's been
three long years. Come on.

726
00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:45,969
Thank you. Yes!

727
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,756
<i>Ciao.</i>(GIGGLES)

728
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,238
(DOOR CLOSES)

729
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,327
(KRISTIN WHOOPING)

730
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,676
(KRISTIN MOANS)

731
00:35:57,677 --> 00:36:00,418
Oh, come on. Oh, my God.

732
00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:02,160
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

733
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:07,251
(EXCLAIMS
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)

734
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,775
Oh, you know what?
I don't think I can hold on.

735
00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,255
I've just gotta pee real quick.

736
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,560
- (SIGHS)
- I know. I'm sorry.

737
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:14,214
I'll make it real quick.
Come on. Ah!

738
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,694
All right. (SPEAKS ITALIAN)

739
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,436
(BOTH LAUGHING)

740
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,178
Okay.

741
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,006
(KRISTIN HUMMING)

742
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:28,838
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

743
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,511
(GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)

744
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:53,515
(RAPID BREATHING)

745
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:55,865
(STRAINING)

746
00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:57,867
(FARTS)

747
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:00,130
(SIGHS)

748
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:05,658
(SCOFFS)

749
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,711
(TOILET FLUSHES)

750
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,418
Right.

751
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,463
So much better.

752
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,247
There she is.

753
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,859
- (KRISTIN GIGGLES)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

754
00:37:38,386 --> 00:37:41,649
- (KRISTIN HUMS SOFTLY)
- (GLASSES CLINK)

755
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,608
- (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
- Oh.

756
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:46,437
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

757
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,700
Oh, so sorry, I must take this.

758
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,398
Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine.

759
00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:52,922
- Wait.
- I will.

760
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,595
(SIGHS)

761
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,469
Let's try this again.

762
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:20,428
Oh, okay. (GIGGLES)

763
00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:24,519
(GLASSES CLINK)

764
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,741
<i>Salute.</i>

765
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,353
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

766
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,922
Oh, Oh, yeah.

767
00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:38,619
(CLEARS THROAT)

768
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,143
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

769
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:46,018
Oh, my God. If you told me
three days ago

770
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:49,238
that I would be in a
hotel room in Italy with a

771
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,589
handsome mob boss,

772
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,678
then I would say you are crazy.

773
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,896
But here I am!

774
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,898
Yes. Yes, but not for long.

775
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,248
Oh, don't remind me. I fly
home at the end of the week

776
00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,467
and there's still so much
I wanna see.

777
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,817
I wanna go to
the Amalfi coast. Pompei.

778
00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,689
(EXCITEDLY) The <i>Vaticano!</i>

779
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,125
(LAUGHS)

780
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,301
Too bad you won't see
any of those things.

781
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,871
Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be
too busy making love?

782
00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,400
Don Romano does not
make love to dead women.

783
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,141
What?

784
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,970
The poison I put in your drink

785
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,451
should be travelling
to your heart by now.

786
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,367
- Oh, my God.
- Soon,

787
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,759
your lungs will collapse.

788
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,195
(GASPING) Oh, my God.

789
00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:34,763
(GASPING FOR BREATH)

790
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,464
Oh, my God. No...

791
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,335
Hey, Aldo!

792
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:44,381
(SCREAMS)

793
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,384
- (CARLO SHUSHES)
- (KRISTIN SOBBING)

794
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,256
You are a Balbano.

795
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,693
My uncle killed your father.

796
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,218
One day you will come for me
and the rest of my family.

797
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:59,092
Eventually,
we all seek revenge...

798
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,312
like Vito Corleone.

799
00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,663
I never saw <i>The Godfather.</i>

800
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:09,928
No! It was
<i>The Godfather Part Two!</i>

801
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,233
Okay, okay.

802
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,453
Stupid American woman!

803
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,021
Your family is in chaos.

804
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:18,720
Soon the Romanos
will be the only...

805
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:22,680
(COUGHS)

806
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:25,465
Southern family here...

807
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,250
in... in...

808
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:31,907
(WEAKLY) ...in Lazio.

809
00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:34,301
Are you okay?

810
00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,434
Am I okay?

811
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,174
I'm okay.

812
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,089
Oh, my God.

813
00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:43,178
- (CARLO GASPING)
- Right.

814
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,051
I switched our glasses
while you were on the phone.

815
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,532
(GASPS) I'm so sorry.

816
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,795
It's just that you poured me
a way bigger portion

817
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,188
and I didn't know if
I was gonna like limoncello.

818
00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:54,799
And I didn't wanna be rude because,

819
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,018
typically I don't
like lemon-flavored things.

820
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,673
I think it's because I took a lot of
lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child.

821
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,632
It's an antibiotic
and it's really disgusting.

822
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,461
(SOBBING)

823
00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:06,507
(CRYING OUT)

824
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,162
- (KRISTIN SCREAMS LOUDLY)
- Oh.

825
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:11,904
Three years.

826
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,559
- Ooh.
- Ah.

827
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,778
(KRISTIN CONTINUES GROANING)

828
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:21,130
(HIGH PITCHED) Oh, my God!
What do I do?

829
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,306
What do I do?

830
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:26,352
(SIGHS) Jenny.
Oh, my God, yeah, of course.

831
00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,050
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Please, Jenny, please.

832
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,879
Please answer the phone.
Please, please God.

833
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,794
Oh, please answer. Okay.

834
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,927
- JENNY: Sven. Yeah.
- SVEN: (OVER PHONE) <i>Oh.</i>

835
00:41:35,928 --> 00:41:39,278
(IN SWEDISH)

836
00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:41,367
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, think about it.

837
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,804
<i>- Okay, Jenny.</i>
- Yeah. Okay.

838
00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:47,460
Hey, hey.
Find any hot Italian men yet?

839
00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:50,202
(STUTTERS) Uh, yes. Lorenzo.

840
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:54,032
- You fuck him yet?
- Uh, he tried to kill me. And...

841
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,512
(WHISPERING) With his penis?

842
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,036
What? No, no, with poison. I...

843
00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,952
A poisoned penis?

844
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,693
Slow down. Lorenzo did what?

845
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:05,086
No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo.

846
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:06,305
Wait, who the fuck is Carlo?

847
00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:08,742
Oh, my God. He is this
super-hot mob boss

848
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,962
who I had dinner with.
But then he tried to poison me.

849
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,137
So, I switched our drinks.

850
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,573
<i>And now he's dead.</i>

851
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,140
<i>Could I go to jail for this?</i>

852
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,098
No. A little poison
switch-a-roo?

853
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,839
It's classic self-defense.

854
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,494
Oh, my God,
I killed a Mafia boss.

855
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:23,148
I am a dead woman.

856
00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:25,194
(BREATHING ERRATICALLY)

857
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,196
(VOMITS)

858
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,982
- (SCREAMS OUT IN DISGUST)
- (MEN GRUNTING)

859
00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:33,724
(BANGING ON DOOR)

860
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:34,986
ALDO: Everything okay
in there?

861
00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,465
(GASPS)

862
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:37,906
- (GUNSHOTS IN HALLWAY)
- Oh, my God.

863
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:41,949
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

864
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,212
Oh, my God.

865
00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:46,867
- (BODY THUDS OUTSIDE)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

866
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,304
Ah!

867
00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:52,700
(DOOR OPENS)

868
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,968
ALDO: You are terrible
at playing dead.

869
00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:02,709
(SCREAMS)

870
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:05,930
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God, it's you.

871
00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:10,021
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
- Kristin, please stop.

872
00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:12,372
Oh, my God. Thank you.

873
00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,201
Is that a cannoli
in your pocket?

874
00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:16,898
(SAWING)

875
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,729
- BIANCA: So you fucked him?
- KRISTIN: No, he died first.

876
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,992
You missed something.

877
00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:28,127
When he came,
he screamed like a woman.

878
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,651
You... Right.

879
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:35,482
Um, well, I guess
that might have been fun?

880
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,224
- You took a shower?
- Yes.

881
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:42,793
I took a shower because it
usually calms me down, but...

882
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,359
I've never seen
a dead body before.

883
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,013
And now I've seen three.
Three!

884
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:47,580
I mean,
I live a very boring life.

885
00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:49,669
I am such a boring person.
I'm a boring woman.

886
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:51,584
Seriously, I don't do anything
with my life. I don't go out.

887
00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:53,151
I just do everything
for everybody else.

888
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:55,893
Those monsters
will stop at nothing

889
00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:57,459
until we're all dead

890
00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,287
and they're the only family
in Lazio.

891
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,594
I have an idea.
I think I should go home.

892
00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:02,727
I don't think I belong here.

893
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,424
- Did you not hear me?
- What?

894
00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:07,295
If you leave now,
they will follow you

895
00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:09,341
and they will not stop
until you're dead.

896
00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:10,603
(GASPS)

897
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:11,865
This is good.

898
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:14,085
How? How is this good?

899
00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:18,002
This will send a message to the
Romanos that our family is strong.

900
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:21,309
You're the boss. And the boss
takes care of business.

901
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,571
You did good.

902
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,139
What? I murdered someone!

903
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,401
<i>- Brava.
- Brava.</i>

904
00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:27,925
No, no, no, no.

905
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:30,188
Do not <i>"brava"</i> me. I am bad.
I did a bad thing.

906
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,713
Oh, my God, I just want
my <i>Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

907
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,109
What is he...

908
00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:40,329
- (CRIES OUT IN DISGUST)
- (FABRIZIO GRUNTING)

909
00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:42,767
(HEAVY OBJECT THUDS)

910
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,206
<i>Ciao,</i> Carletto.

911
00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,078
- (FLESH SQUELCHING)
- (FABRIZIO GRUNTING)

912
00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:08,575
- (ALL SPITTING)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

913
00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,666
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

914
00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:16,409
(IN ITALIAN)

915
00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:18,541
(GULPS NERVOUSLY)

916
00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,386
Bruno!

917
00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:57,929
(LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY)

918
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,242
BRUNO: Mmm.

919
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:12,725
(BRUNO CHUCKLES MENACINGLY)

920
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:15,641
(IN ENGLISH) We have to kill
those Romanos before they kill us!

921
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,773
And I mean on purpose!

922
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,644
No more accidentally
saving the day!

923
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,037
You could be a little
nicer to me, you know.

924
00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:21,299
I just killed someone.

925
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,475
I'm a very good person.
I'm a good mother.

926
00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:24,563
I would do anything for my son.

927
00:46:24,564 --> 00:46:25,869
I do everything for everyone.

928
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,348
Even animals,
I can't even kill a bug.

929
00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:29,089
I put it under a little cup,
and I take it outside,

930
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,831
and whisper, "Go. Be free.
Go live your life."

931
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,268
And I imagine them building
a new home and a new life.

932
00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:37,272
How are we supposed to appear
strong when she is...

933
00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:39,534
this?

934
00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:42,407
These Romanos will never
negotiate peace on good terms.

935
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:44,844
Why are we negotiating at all? Why
don't we just give them what they want?

936
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:46,454
(MIMICS KRISTIN)

937
00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,848
They want control
over all of our territories.

938
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,328
So, why don't we just
give it to them?

939
00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:52,504
How do you expect us
to make money?

940
00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:53,984
I don't know!

941
00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,334
(BOTH GRUNT IN FRUSTRATION)

942
00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,336
What is it we do, anyway?

943
00:46:58,337 --> 00:46:59,990
- FABRIZIO: Drugs.
- BIANCA: Counterfeit bags.

944
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,469
FABRIZIO: Guns. Gambling.

945
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:05,473
Uh, so far I have heard
nothing that is either legal

946
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:07,085
or moral.

947
00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,175
Because... (SIGHS) you know,

948
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:13,220
we are the fucking Mafia!

949
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:14,832
You... (GROANS)

950
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,708
Let him go. He just needs
to blow off some steam.

951
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:26,190
Oh, yeah? So do I.
I am completely overwhelmed!

952
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,888
This is supposed to be
my vacation.

953
00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:30,890
- What are you doing?
- I'm confirming my date

954
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:31,978
with Lorenzo
because that was the deal.

955
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,632
But we are
in the middle of a war.

956
00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,895
No. You are
in the middle of a war.

957
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,897
I am sick of doing everything
for everybody else!

958
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,638
I'm gonna do something for me.

959
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:41,596
You cannot be
in public right now.

960
00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:42,902
Oh, I'm not going to be
in public.

961
00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:44,686
I'm going to have dinner
at his place.

962
00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:46,732
He is simple and adorable.

963
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:48,953
And... I just wanna be
alone with him.

964
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:54,914
(IN ENGLISH)
These are my cousins.

965
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,786
I come from
a very conservative family

966
00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:59,833
and they wanna protect...

967
00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:02,922
my virtue.

968
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:05,012
(IN ITALIAN)

969
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:11,322
(IN ENGLISH) I guess it will
be a family affair. Please.

970
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,498
Okay. Thank you.

971
00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:15,369
- It's good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.

972
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:17,632
(CHUCKLES)

973
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:21,419
Hi. Thank you for having us in
your home which is beautiful.

974
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,118
- Welcome to my aunt's place. - (GASPS)
Oh, my God, it's totally magical.

975
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,685
Yeah.

976
00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,601
Who is this? He looks like
such a naughty little hobbit.

977
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,951
- Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto.
- Oh.

978
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,736
- He recently died.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

979
00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,174
Yes, we are.
That's why I moved in.

980
00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:39,480
- Oh, I see.
- But I am

981
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:42,831
naming my own pasta line
this year.

982
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,877
- This is your pasta line?
- It is.

983
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,705
Oh, my God, that is so exciting.

984
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,576
You guys, look at this.
This is his.

985
00:48:48,577 --> 00:48:50,449
(SOFT ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

986
00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,498
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
I have never eaten

987
00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,022
homemade pasta before.

988
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:01,111
Mmm, so good.

989
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,810
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

990
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,987
You know, it's... it's nice

991
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:10,512
to be with a woman
who appreciates my cooking.

992
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,774
Yeah. My ex never did.

993
00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,820
Ah, she sounds like a monster.

994
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:18,215
Oh, no. I didn't mean to
bring her up again. Forget it.

995
00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:20,217
No, it's okay. I get it.

996
00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,610
I mean, my husband,
my ex-husband

997
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,221
was a total man-child.

998
00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:26,658
I mean, he made everything
about himself.

999
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,921
And his band
and his cheesy lyrics.

1000
00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,444
That sounds horrible.

1001
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:32,795
(ESMERALDA SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1002
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,630
I'd convinced myself that

1003
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:47,331
his passion was more important than mine.
Like an idiot. (CHUCKLES)

1004
00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:48,636
But even with our son,

1005
00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,421
divorcing Paul, I swear to God,

1006
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,118
it was the best decision
I ever made.

1007
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,424
Oh, you have a child?

1008
00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:56,166
Yes! Yes, I'll show you.
Here he is.

1009
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:59,125
There. That's Domenick.
He's my baby.

1010
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:01,475
He's a really good kid.

1011
00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:04,871
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1012
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,052
Last bite.

1013
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:14,227
For me?

1014
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,055
The most precious. Yes.

1015
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,101
Okay.

1016
00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:28,067
KRISTIN: Oh, your pasta.
(CHUCKLES)

1017
00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,330
It's the greatest thing
I've ever had in my mouth.

1018
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:31,898
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

1019
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:36,511
(IN ITALIAN)

1020
00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,600
Are your cousins okay with this?

1021
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,862
Yeah, they're fine.
Just kiss me.

1022
00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,560
- (MOBILE PHONE BEEPING)
- Shit. No, no, no.

1023
00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,040
(GASPS) Oh, God, I forgot.

1024
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,781
I've got this work Zoom meeting.

1025
00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:48,305
Oh, my God. Cousins!

1026
00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:51,090
I have to go. Rain check?
I'm sorry. I just...

1027
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,691
It's a really
important meeting that I...

1028
00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,312
I totally forgot about it. Um...

1029
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,750
Thank you for having us.
I will call you.

1030
00:51:02,233 --> 00:51:03,495
(ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1031
00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:07,628
KRISTIN: I can't believe this.
Stupid work.

1032
00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:09,108
I'm enjoying myself
for the first time in years,

1033
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,936
and I have to do this
dumb work Zoom.

1034
00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,156
Come on. Quit your job.
You are a boss now.

1035
00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,680
Oh. I can't just quit my job.
People are counting on me.

1036
00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,029
- DANTE: Hmm.
- ALDO: Ma.

1037
00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:19,815
- (IN ITALIAN)
- (WOMAN SHOUTING OVER PHONE)

1038
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,211
Ma.

1039
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,126
- (IN ENGLISH) Are you okay?
- (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

1040
00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,128
My mother had
another dizzy spell

1041
00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:32,349
and she has no more medication
now. Okay. Okay?

1042
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:35,526
She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't
cover these new American drugs.

1043
00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:38,006
(IN ITALIAN)

1044
00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:39,312
(IN ENGLISH)
I know a pharmacist.

1045
00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,922
We go tomorrow, okay?

1046
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,794
No, no, you should go tonight.
Go take care of it tonight.

1047
00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:44,143
Yeah, but we must protect you.

1048
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,536
- He is right.
- No, family first.

1049
00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:46,581
I'm okay. I'll be fine.

1050
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,149
Oh, Kristin.

1051
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,019
Would you mind to put this

1052
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,540
- into the fridge, please?
- Yes, sure.

1053
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:56,939
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1054
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,205
Come on. So late.

1055
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,381
(GROANS) Okay.

1056
00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:06,253
(SIGHS) Here we go.

1057
00:52:06,775 --> 00:52:08,037
(EXHALES)

1058
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,170
Oh.

1059
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,521
I can't wear this.
Oh, what am I... Oh, God.

1060
00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:16,698
(KRISTIN STRUGGLING
WITH CLOTHES)

1061
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,137
Ugh, right. Uh...

1062
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:23,704
Come on, hurry, quick, quick!

1063
00:52:23,705 --> 00:52:25,141
(KRISTIN SIGHS WITH FRUSTRATION)

1064
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,404
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1065
00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:28,971
Okay.

1066
00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,017
(EXHALES)

1067
00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,192
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1068
00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,542
<i>Hey, nice of you
to finally join us.</i>

1069
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,414
(CHUCKLES) Sorry, the...

1070
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,677
the time difference
is a little crazy, so...

1071
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,679
HANK: <i>So, where are we
with Restylane?</i>

1072
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,942
Right, yes, okay.
Um, so first:

1073
00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:46,423
Restylane makes women feel
great about themselves, right?

1074
00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:48,033
So, I was thinking
we open on a woman

1075
00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:50,644
<i>alone, drinking some fine wine,</i>

1076
00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,820
<i>longingly perusing
a travel brochure.</i>

1077
00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,561
Mmm. I'm not really hearing
anything that pops.

1078
00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,694
I mean, you know, you gotta grab
them in the first few seconds.

1079
00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:59,262
(LAUGHS) <i>But I just started.</i>

1080
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:02,221
Hey, you know who's
really great at this?

1081
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,658
Just riff, give us some of
that Randy magic.

1082
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:05,921
Go ahead and mute her.

1083
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,620
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1084
00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:10,708
All right.

1085
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:11,970
Help me!

1086
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:13,276
And I'm just spitballing,
all right.

1087
00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,495
But I'm thinking,
woman on a jet-ski?

1088
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:16,627
Aw, that's fresh.

1089
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,411
Yeah, but how do we get there?

1090
00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:21,458
(SCREAMING) No! S.O.S.!

1091
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:24,461
We open up on this attractive
but, you know, older woman.

1092
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:25,940
Not too old, right?

1093
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,333
Help me!

1094
00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:30,206
(CRYING) Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, no, please.

1095
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,992
I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties
type role, you know what I'm saying?

1096
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,733
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- Oh, my God.

1097
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,562
You are much more attractive
than your grandfather.

1098
00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,041
Oh, my God.

1099
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:41,478
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (GROANING WITH DISGUST)

1100
00:53:41,479 --> 00:53:42,610
No! (MOANS) No, no!

1101
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,917
So, you know,
she minding her business,

1102
00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:47,353
walking through the desert
like people do.

1103
00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:50,008
WAYNE: That's a great
metaphor for a tired woman

1104
00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:51,966
with a face
that's so marked by time.

1105
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:53,272
- Mmm.
- (DOWNWARD WHISTLE)

1106
00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:55,187
- Sit down!
- (GUN COCKS)

1107
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:57,668
(BREATHING IRREGULARLY)
No, no, no. Please don't.

1108
00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,453
Please don't hurt me.
Please. No, no.

1109
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:04,849
Oh, God, no. No <i>entrata.</i>
Absolutely no <i>entrata.</i> No.

1110
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:07,373
You like <i>salsiccia e friarelli?</i>

1111
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:11,290
No. No sausages. I'm strictly <i>vegetariano.</i>
No, thank you.

1112
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,205
Very spicy.

1113
00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:16,034
Spicy? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No!

1114
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:19,167
- Please, no. Please don't. No.
- (BRUNO EXHALES PASSIONATELY)

1115
00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,301
(SOBBING) No, no, no.
Please don't.

1116
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:23,782
No, no, no.

1117
00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:26,174
Fucking belt.

1118
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:29,569
She looks lonely. She looks...

1119
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:31,397
- She looks her age, bro.
- She does.

1120
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:33,182
No woman should look her age.

1121
00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:36,316
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

1122
00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,970
Crotch! Eye!

1123
00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:40,624
- Crotch! Eye!
- (BRUNO GROANING)

1124
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,929
And like a blessing
from the heavens,

1125
00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:43,670
the sky opens up
and it starts to rain.

1126
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:44,976
Then she looks down
and she realizes,

1127
00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,412
"Oh, my God,
I'm on a jet-ski."

1128
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:49,154
Restylane Lyft
gives her a second youth.

1129
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,548
- WAYNE: Yeah.
- A return to life.

1130
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:52,679
I love that pose.

1131
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,246
Crotch! Crotch!

1132
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,075
- Eye! Crotch!
- (BRUNO SCREAMING)

1133
00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:59,730
Restylane Kysse plumps her lips.

1134
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,862
Crotch! Eye!

1135
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,952
- (GROANS)
- (WHIMPERING)

1136
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,998
(KRISTIN GROANING)

1137
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,869
WAYNE: <i>Makes them kissable.</i>

1138
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,045
<i>Rejuvenated.</i>

1139
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,962
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (BRUNO GROANS)

1140
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,747
WAYNE: You got water,
you got wetness.

1141
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:17,923
Whole lot of wetness.

1142
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:20,228
(BOTH GROANING)

1143
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,665
Fuck you!

1144
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,494
When was the last time
you saw a thigh gap like that?

1145
00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:27,323
Fuck you, Randy!

1146
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,065
- Now she's kissable.
- Oh, fuck you, Wayne!

1147
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,459
- Wow.
- Oh, fuck you, Hank!

1148
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,940
(GROWLING)

1149
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:38,899
And you,
you fucking creepy pervert!

1150
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,379
Fuck you!
(FLESH SQUELCHES)

1151
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:42,599
(SCREAMS, SHUDDERS)

1152
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,211
RANDY: <i>And then she just
rides off into the distance.</i>

1153
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:48,170
<i>- Soft, youthful...</i>
- (LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF)

1154
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:50,563
<i>And wet.</i>

1155
00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:51,870
(RANDY SIGHS)

1156
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:54,175
(WHIMPERS)

1157
00:55:54,176 --> 00:55:55,916
- HANK: <i>Randy, that was superb.</i>
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1158
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,092
Okay.

1159
00:55:58,180 --> 00:55:59,485
See that, Kristin?

1160
00:55:59,486 --> 00:56:01,009
<i>That's how it's done.</i>

1161
00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,142
<i>Unmute.</i>

1162
00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,405
<i>Kristin.</i>

1163
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:07,886
Hey, tell me
you heard Randy's pitch.

1164
00:56:09,235 --> 00:56:11,237
Oh, Kristin?

1165
00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,586
Are you drunk?

1166
00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:15,501
(STUTTERS)

1167
00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:19,853
Oh, man. I really hoped
this day would never come

1168
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:22,290
but I'm gonna have to
let you go.

1169
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:25,382
By the way, you have some
pasta sauce on your face.

1170
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,862
<i>You know what?</i>

1171
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,560
<i>Fuck you!</i>

1172
00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:33,780
Whoa!
That's gratitude for you.

1173
00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:35,043
- Highly unnecessary.
- Toxic.

1174
00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:40,352
Oh, God.

1175
00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:42,747
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1176
00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,287
(SIGHS)

1177
00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:03,724
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

1178
00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:11,471
(ROMANTIC ITALIAN
MUSIC PLAYING)

1179
00:57:50,728 --> 00:57:52,381
(TAPPING ON DOOR)

1180
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:04,001
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
KRISTIN: Hmm?

1181
00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:06,133
BIANCA: You left quite a mess
at the villa.

1182
00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:08,527
You need to tell us
when things like this happen,

1183
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,268
so we don't have to worry

1184
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:12,531
whether or not
you are currently alive.

1185
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,707
Oh, fine. So, next time
someone tries to murder me,

1186
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,882
I'll be sure to let you know.

1187
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,623
<i>Grazie.</i>

1188
00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:20,234
(IN ENGLISH) Now, the Romanos
want to meet today.

1189
00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:23,411
Oh, so they can
try to kill me again? Huh!

1190
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:26,676
I thought once you'd had sex,
you would calm down a bit.

1191
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:27,938
Hey, I've been here two days

1192
00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:29,287
and I've been almost
murdered twice.

1193
00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,593
That's one per day.

1194
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,986
I'm gonna need a lot more sex
to calm me down!

1195
00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,292
I know a man.

1196
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,598
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1197
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:38,296
(IN ENGLISH)
Stop with your cousin, please.

1198
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:40,646
They're prepared
to make some concessions.

1199
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,256
We have the upper hand.

1200
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,476
They've agreed
to a public meeting.

1201
00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,217
Fabrizio will be there with you.

1202
00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:49,220
I can't be there
because it's only family.

1203
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,483
Fine. But I wanna meet
at La Bottega del Gelato

1204
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:52,919
because it has
a five-star rating.

1205
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,531
And I never have gelato.
And I have been dying to go!

1206
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,490
- But we have...
- That's an order!

1207
00:58:58,491 --> 00:59:00,927
KRISTIN: Mmm. Mmm!

1208
00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:04,409
Look, I am tired of this war.

1209
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:06,367
Oh, my gosh,
Tripadvisor does not lie.

1210
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:08,675
My family is tired of this war.

1211
00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,720
It's got to stop.

1212
00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,157
MAMMONE: We couldn't
agree more.

1213
00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:17,510
You killed our boss,
and our best killer.

1214
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:20,077
All by yourself.

1215
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471
Does your offer
for Formia stand?

1216
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,866
Yes. <i>Absoluto.</i>

1217
00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:31,479
So, we are at peace
then, Mammone?

1218
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,047
(IN ITALIAN)

1219
00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,576
(IN ENGLISH) We are at peace...

1220
00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,363
Donna Balbano.

1221
00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:47,714
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1222
00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:56,504
(CARLO'S SONS
SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1223
00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:57,680
Oh.

1224
00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,030
(ALL SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1225
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:05,710
(IN ENGLISH)
Well, there you go.

1226
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,039
(LOUDLY) Can I get
another scoop?

1227
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,738
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1228
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:23,532
(KISSES)

1229
01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:32,540
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1230
01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:33,629
(KRISTIN CHUCKLES)

1231
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,152
(IN ENGLISH)
You really impressed me.

1232
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,849
Oh, yeah, the meeting

1233
01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,546
went better
than I thought it would.

1234
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:40,418
Because you terrified them.

1235
01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:43,988
Last night
was a true work of art.

1236
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:48,035
You have rage, Kristin.

1237
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,471
Wild,

1238
01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:52,953
passionate, deep rage.

1239
01:00:54,476 --> 01:00:55,564
I like it.

1240
01:00:57,175 --> 01:01:00,613
(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY) Okay.

1241
01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:04,443
You know,
it wasn't just blood on Bruno.

1242
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:09,186
It was mushy, thick.

1243
01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:13,365
Bits of his scrotum
were stuffed in his eye socket.

1244
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,845
Mmm.

1245
01:01:16,368 --> 01:01:18,630
And that's why
they listened to you.

1246
01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:21,416
Because he had bits of his
scrotum stuffed in his eye socket?

1247
01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:23,853
Maybe.

1248
01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:26,683
And that's how
you earned <i>rispetto.</i>

1249
01:01:27,901 --> 01:01:30,425
You'll fit
right into this family!

1250
01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,080
Give me your hand.

1251
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,300
What, uh...

1252
01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:38,215
Oh, no. Oh, no,
you don't have to.

1253
01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:39,303
- Yeah.
- You should... No, no.

1254
01:01:39,304 --> 01:01:40,608
Oh, it's too big. I don't...

1255
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:42,046
KRISTIN: Mmm.

1256
01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,963
Yeah, it fits pretty well.

1257
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,747
And now...

1258
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,618
give me some "grrrr."

1259
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,143
Be the leopard!

1260
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,146
What, uh...
(GROWLING)

1261
01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,192
- (PURRS)
- No, no. (GROWLS)

1262
01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,498
- (HACKING GROWL)
- No, no, no.

1263
01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,240
No fur ball.
No espresso machine.

1264
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:04,721
Just... (GROWLS)

1265
01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:07,331
(GROWLING)

1266
01:02:07,332 --> 01:02:08,986
(BOTH GROWLING)

1267
01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,729
This one. This one. This one.

1268
01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:15,427
Bye.

1269
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474
Okay. Thank you.

1270
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:21,694
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.

1271
01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:25,567
What the fuck?

1272
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:30,311
Are you kidding me?

1273
01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,096
(EXHALES)

1274
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:42,933
(BURPS)

1275
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:47,851
(GROANS) Oh, God.

1276
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:51,201
Oh, Bianca.

1277
01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:52,419
You know, a month ago,

1278
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,770
I was feeding the homeless
in Long Beach.

1279
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:58,208
I mean, I help old people
cross the road all the time.

1280
01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,211
I am a good person.

1281
01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:04,910
Of course you are.
You made peace.

1282
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:08,045
Yeah, but at what cost?
I feel like Michael Corleone.

1283
01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:10,960
You saw the movie?

1284
01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:13,702
No. I read
the Wikipedia summary.

1285
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:19,664
Kristin, the world isn't
black and white.

1286
01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,667
Your grandfather
took care of my family.

1287
01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:24,756
He put my mother through school

1288
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:27,020
- and gave us shelter and food.
- Huh.

1289
01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:30,807
And bought me this leg.

1290
01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:35,114
I owe him everything.

1291
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:38,291
My point is, just because
you're a Mafia boss,

1292
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:40,859
doesn't mean you have to be
a bad person.

1293
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,296
Right. Right.

1294
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,691
Wait, what did you say
about your leg?

1295
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:50,782
When I was 13,
a truck hit my Vespa.

1296
01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,566
Oh, my God!

1297
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,786
All the kids made fun of me.

1298
01:03:54,787 --> 01:03:56,222
Oh.

1299
01:03:56,223 --> 01:04:01,662
But Don Balbano came
to our house with a big box.

1300
01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,710
And he brought me
a prosthetic leg.

1301
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,582
It changed my life.

1302
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:11,238
Wow. I mean, jeez, I...

1303
01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,719
- I didn't even...
- (HOLLOW CLANG)

1304
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,678
Couldn't tell. Looks so real.

1305
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:20,420
Precision Swiss technology.

1306
01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:23,684
- Upgraded every five years.
- Huh.

1307
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,817
So, Kristin, I'm living proof

1308
01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:28,951
that you can do a lot of good
with the power you have.

1309
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:31,476
It's not about losing yourself.

1310
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:35,872
It's about becoming yourself.

1311
01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:41,790
But if this isn't
what you want, you can leave.

1312
01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:44,141
I can?

1313
01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,925
You made peace.

1314
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:49,537
You can go home
to your old life.

1315
01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:52,626
To the old you.

1316
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,933
Oh, no, I don't wanna go back
to that me.

1317
01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,892
I don't like that one.
No, I don't think so.

1318
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,460
Then what do you wanna do?

1319
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:03,159
Well,

1320
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,032
we're involved in an
import/export business, right?

1321
01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:07,816
Mmm-hmm.

1322
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,168
KRISTIN: Hmm.

1323
01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:16,433
I think I have an idea.

1324
01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:18,870
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1325
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:19,958
KRISTIN: <i>It's a win-win,
right?</i>

1326
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:21,481
<i>Because we keep prices low</i>

1327
01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:23,788
<i>and we sell medications
to people in Italy</i>

1328
01:05:23,789 --> 01:05:25,964
<i>that they can't usually find
at a reasonable rate.</i>

1329
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,705
Because it's not just
about profit.

1330
01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:29,663
It's about
helping people, right?

1331
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:31,101
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1332
01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:12,331
I was just thinking.

1333
01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,899
We've been together
a few months now

1334
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,467
and I have never
been to your place. (CHUCKLES)

1335
01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:19,382
You're still quite secretive.

1336
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:22,038
I am not secretive.

1337
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:26,084
I'm not. Come here,
I'm gonna take a photo

1338
01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:29,174
of us and the <i>Vaticano.</i>

1339
01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,308
- (CLEARS THROAT) Right. Ready?
- Okay.

1340
01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,440
- Yay.
- Yay.

1341
01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,705
There. Okay.
And now I am posting it.

1342
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,838
Immediately. There.

1343
01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:42,274
There we are. Done.

1344
01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:43,929
- Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.

1345
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,499
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1346
01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:51,109
Nicky. Oh, my God,

1347
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,719
I miss you so much.
(WHISPERS) It's my son.

1348
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,938
Who's the dude?

1349
01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:56,723
Uh, he is my pasta teacher.

1350
01:07:56,724 --> 01:07:59,596
We're just out
buying double zero flour.

1351
01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:02,773
Okay. I gotta go to class.
Um, I love you.

1352
01:08:02,774 --> 01:08:04,080
I love you.

1353
01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:11,086
Pasta teacher?
Honestly, I just feel like

1354
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,696
you're not telling me something.

1355
01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,437
- Oh, really?
- Don't you trust me?

1356
01:08:14,438 --> 01:08:17,614
- Stop it.
- Don't you trust me?

1357
01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:19,790
Don't even joke.

1358
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,967
- You can tell me anything.
- (SIGHS)

1359
01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,060
I love you.

1360
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:30,715
(SEAGULLS CALLING)

1361
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,158
Oh, my God. Paul?

1362
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,073
- Your Paul?
- That Paul?

1363
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:43,379
Get off me! Who the hell
are these guys?

1364
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,902
What the hell
are you doing here?

1365
01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:47,339
I flew here to find you.
I saw your Insta.

1366
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,863
Dammit. I post
one stupid photo.

1367
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,126
(PAUL WHIMPERING)

1368
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,736
(CHUCKLES) He's much weaker
than I imagined.

1369
01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:54,694
And I imagined
someone very weak.

1370
01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,653
- Who's Paul?
- I'm her husband!

1371
01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,307
No... (SIGHS)

1372
01:08:58,308 --> 01:09:00,570
- You are married?
- No, we are separated.

1373
01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:02,180
Look, I can see you're
a pretty handsome guy

1374
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,529
and you've been having
some great sex...

1375
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:04,922
Dante, please take him
back to the villa.

1376
01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:08,404
- Come on, Paul. Let's go.
- What, what? Let me go.

1377
01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,536
So he gets to go
to your place, but I can't?

1378
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:12,495
No, it's not like that. No.

1379
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,931
You told me you were divorced.

1380
01:09:13,932 --> 01:09:15,193
Well, we may as well be.

1381
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:16,834
He's a horrible husband
who cheated on me.

1382
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,110
- No. No.
- No, I mean...

1383
01:09:19,111 --> 01:09:20,938
It's taken me
so long to trust again.

1384
01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:22,722
- And I really care about you.
- No, no.

1385
01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:25,247
I... I care about you.
I care about you so much.

1386
01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,163
Then let's be honest
with each other.

1387
01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:32,516
Is there anything else
you are keeping from me?

1388
01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:34,387
(ALDO CLEARS HIS THROAT)

1389
01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,084
- Hmm?
- Um...

1390
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:39,870
Oh, my God. Um...

1391
01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:43,047
I'm so sorry, I really do
have to go deal with this.

1392
01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:45,311
- Okay? I'm sorry.
- Sure, go.

1393
01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:48,096
- It's okay.
- I'll see you.

1394
01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,802
- KRISTIN: God dammit, Paul.
- DANTE: Just stay back!

1395
01:09:58,803 --> 01:10:00,412
PAUL: (MUFFLED)
I need to pee, please.

1396
01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,588
- What did you guys do?
- I shut his mouth.

1397
01:10:02,589 --> 01:10:03,894
He's very annoying.

1398
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,374
PAUL: I need to pee.
I can't hold it.

1399
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,941
Okay. Okay.

1400
01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:10,553
Nice and easy.

1401
01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,468
Actually, Dante, can you grab
some baby oil and Q-tips?

1402
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:14,165
- I think it'll be...
- Ow!

1403
01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:16,776
Dammit! I was just
getting over a cold sore.

1404
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,952
The cheater does not
deserve your care.

1405
01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,954
You told these people
about Tracy?

1406
01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:22,304
What the hell is wrong with you?

1407
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:23,610
Hey. Hey.

1408
01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,960
(GROANS) Dammit!

1409
01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,659
No one talks to her that way.
Show some respect. Huh?

1410
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,314
- To Kristin?
- (SPITS)

1411
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:35,405
Ew. Kristin, do something.

1412
01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:41,671
Why are you so nice

1413
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,282
- to this <i>stronzo?</i>
- (GRUNTS)

1414
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,327
How dare you call me something

1415
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:46,568
I don't even know what it means?

1416
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,287
Who the hell are these people?

1417
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,855
They are her best
grape squashers.

1418
01:10:51,856 --> 01:10:53,160
And I'm the label maker.

1419
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:55,380
Yes. I am a vintner now.

1420
01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:58,296
- You make swords?
- Wine, <i>stronzo.</i>

1421
01:10:58,297 --> 01:11:00,124
I'm gonna look that word up
as soon as I get outta here.

1422
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,213
Why are you even here?

1423
01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:05,304
I hadn't heard from you.
I was worried about you.

1424
01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:07,393
I miss you.

1425
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:10,395
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

1426
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,484
Okay.

1427
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,486
Okay, fine.

1428
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,445
After you lost your job,

1429
01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,882
our joint bank account is empty.

1430
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:20,449
- (SCOFFS)
- So, I figured, you know,

1431
01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:21,885
since I'm your husband,

1432
01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:24,496
I should probably come
live with you in the villa.

1433
01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:26,237
Oh, my God. It all makes
perfect sense now.

1434
01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:28,588
You only came here
to get something else from me!

1435
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,850
Go home, Paul.

1436
01:11:30,851 --> 01:11:33,679
Actually, you only had enough
points for a one-way ticket.

1437
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,333
- (SCOFFS) Pathetic.
- He's not worth it.

1438
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,508
What did you see in him?

1439
01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:37,509
- Just take my card and...
- Kristin, no.

1440
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:38,815
Don't!

1441
01:11:38,816 --> 01:11:40,120
- No, you're better than this.
- You're right.

1442
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,470
- I should just book it myself.
- No, Kristin.

1443
01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:43,385
- That's not what we meant!
- That's worse.

1444
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:44,734
Fine. Fine.

1445
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:47,780
- Paul, you're a grown-ass man!
- (DANTE LAUGHS)

1446
01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:50,174
- Figure it out yourself!
- There you go.

1447
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,958
Own your power. <i>Brava.</i>

1448
01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,222
- (ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- So, take him to the airport!

1449
01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:59,010
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1450
01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,360
You've been stress

1451
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,797
- grape gathering all night.
- (SIGHS)

1452
01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:08,540
Stop worrying
about your imbecile husband.

1453
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,761
He'll find his way home.
Or he won't.

1454
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:15,242
No, it's just that, you know,
Paul hurt me so much

1455
01:12:15,243 --> 01:12:16,635
over the years
with all the lying.

1456
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,942
And I don't wanna do that
to Lorenzo.

1457
01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:21,727
But you can't tell Lorenzo
about this part of your life.

1458
01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:23,947
I know. I know.

1459
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:26,342
But what if it wasn't
part of my life?

1460
01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:29,519
What are you saying?

1461
01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:31,695
I'm saying...

1462
01:12:32,435 --> 01:12:33,740
I want out.

1463
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:38,222
But the family heads
are meeting today.

1464
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:40,180
I'm not allowed at the table,

1465
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,531
but you and Fabrizio
have to be there.

1466
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,923
Okay, perfect.

1467
01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,838
Well, that's where
I'll announce my resignation.

1468
01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,798
But you can't just leave.

1469
01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,408
Actually, yes, I can.

1470
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:52,671
You said,
once I made peace, remember?

1471
01:12:52,672 --> 01:12:53,890
(LAUGHS)

1472
01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:56,022
- You believed me.
- (SCOFFS)

1473
01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:59,375
I knew you wouldn't go back
to your old sad life.

1474
01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:05,641
Besides, that was before
you created all this beauty.

1475
01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:08,774
The pharmacy business.
Helping people.

1476
01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:12,865
I know. I just wanna
give Lorenzo a chance.

1477
01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,825
So, you're willing
to give up all of this

1478
01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:18,218
for a man you barely know?

1479
01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,873
What? We've been
dating for months!

1480
01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:23,007
Have you farted in front of him?

1481
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,444
Well, like a tiny little...
(IMITATES FART)

1482
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:27,750
(LAUGHS)

1483
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,186
He didn't hear it.
But, you know,

1484
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,754
he did fart in front of me once.

1485
01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,190
But, really,

1486
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:34,888
I've made up my mind.

1487
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,413
Fine.

1488
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,807
I just hope
this is what you want.

1489
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:46,596
Never let a man dictate
who you are or what you can do.

1490
01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:01,872
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1491
01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:40,954
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1492
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,610
MAMMONE: (IN ENGLISH)
Thank you all

1493
01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:46,829
for joining us today.

1494
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,352
We called this meeting

1495
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,356
to discuss
your pharmaceutical business.

1496
01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:52,965
Yes.

1497
01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:55,925
Hello, everyone.
I'm Donna Balbano.

1498
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,230
And I brought
a little something special

1499
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,791
- for everybody today.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)

1500
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:00,626
(CASE UNLOCKING)

1501
01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:05,151
Ta-da! I made muffins.
(LAUGHS)

1502
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:06,631
I know you may not
wanna eat them

1503
01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:07,937
because of the whole
poison thing,

1504
01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,375
but please remember,
we are at peace.

1505
01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:13,290
See? Mmm.

1506
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,248
Poison-free muffins. (GIGGLES)

1507
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,598
I just thought
it would be really nice

1508
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,643
- to break bread together.
- Kristin!

1509
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:20,384
- My bananas were going bad...
- Enough!

1510
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,256
And I needed to use them.

1511
01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:28,000
Your business is causing
quite the problem for us.

1512
01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:30,133
I deal with
pharmaceuticals, Mammone.

1513
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,527
I'm not touching electronics,
or your cars.

1514
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,920
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1515
01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,270
But all of our business

1516
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,534
has to pass by the inspectors.

1517
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,580
And the inspectors
are on your payroll.

1518
01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:44,060
(YELLING IN ITALIAN)

1519
01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:46,758
Hey, listen, listen. I could
talk to the inspectors.

1520
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,413
I have a great rapport
with them.

1521
01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:52,765
The damage is done.
We are losing a lot of money.

1522
01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:59,597
You must pay
a percentage of your business.

1523
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,904
Actually, now is really
not the best time.

1524
01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:04,384
I was hoping we can keep
all this beautiful peace

1525
01:16:04,385 --> 01:16:05,690
that we've been enjoying.

1526
01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:08,563
You know, I'm alive.
You guys are all alive.

1527
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:12,131
In fact, these muffins
are kind of a parting gift.

1528
01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:14,220
I'm planning on
stepping down shortly.

1529
01:16:14,221 --> 01:16:15,526
(MEN MURMURING IN ITALIAN)

1530
01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:18,008
Oh, I'll be leaving you
in very good hands.

1531
01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,662
Bianca will be taking over

1532
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,751
as the new boss
of the Balbano family.

1533
01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:23,969
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1534
01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:25,275
Your secretary?

1535
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:26,885
She is so much more than
a secretary.

1536
01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:28,365
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- You have no idea.

1537
01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:29,454
Nice joke.

1538
01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:35,024
You think you can
fuck us all over

1539
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:36,547
and leave?

1540
01:16:36,548 --> 01:16:37,635
No.

1541
01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:38,854
It doesn't work like that.

1542
01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:41,770
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

1543
01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:45,512
Let's all calm down.
I'm not fucking anybody over.

1544
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:47,690
(IN ITALIAN)

1545
01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,867
(IN ENGLISH) Lorenzo?
Oh, my God, you're a cop?

1546
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:53,695
Not fucking us over, eh?

1547
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:56,741
(IN ITALIAN)

1548
01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:58,222
(FEMALE OFFICER
SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1549
01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,268
(IN ENGLISH) Weapons down,
motherfuckers!

1550
01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:03,575
Aunt Esmeralda?

1551
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,448
(LORENZO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1552
01:17:14,238 --> 01:17:15,282
- (GROANS)
- Oh, my...

1553
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,502
(SCREAMING)

1554
01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:20,722
(SCATTERED GUNSHOTS)

1555
01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:22,638
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1556
01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:27,294
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- DANTE: Kristin! Kristin!

1557
01:17:29,253 --> 01:17:31,602
(KRISTIN SCREAMING)

1558
01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:33,997
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

1559
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,440
Kristin. Kristin!

1560
01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:45,748
- Let's go!
- Okay.

1561
01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,793
Stay low.

1562
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,274
(SCREAMS)

1563
01:17:51,754 --> 01:17:53,886
(GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING)

1564
01:17:55,932 --> 01:17:56,933
(GUNSHOTS)

1565
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,724
So, you were just using me
this whole entire time?

1566
01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:08,247
My parents were gunned down

1567
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,467
by the Mafia
right in front of me!

1568
01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:14,428
At my soccer game.
After I missed a goal.

1569
01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:19,129
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1570
01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:21,871
(ALDO AND DANTE YELLING)

1571
01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:24,089
Uzi.

1572
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,309
(ALDO AND DANTE REPEATING)

1573
01:18:33,839 --> 01:18:34,883
(GASPS)

1574
01:18:34,884 --> 01:18:36,275
I was assigned to this case...

1575
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:37,668
So I'm just a case?

1576
01:18:37,669 --> 01:18:40,150
What about your marriage,
and your ex, that's lies?

1577
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,890
Mostly.

1578
01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,065
And who the fuck is Esmeralda?

1579
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:45,545
You mean Maria? She's my boss.

1580
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,286
(GASPS) And who are you?

1581
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:49,246
- I am Rodolfo.
- Rodolfo?

1582
01:18:51,161 --> 01:18:52,639
Yes, but you can call me Rudy.

1583
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,641
Rudy? I'm not
calling you anything.

1584
01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:56,470
(ESMERALDA YELLING IN ITALIAN)

1585
01:18:59,952 --> 01:19:01,779
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

1586
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,086
Mama!

1587
01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:05,349
(CRYING)

1588
01:19:06,263 --> 01:19:08,525
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1589
01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,615
Oh, my God.
Are you even a pasta maker?

1590
01:19:11,616 --> 01:19:13,008
We were gonna run away together.

1591
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,574
We were gonna open a restaurant.

1592
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:15,967
I was gonna make the wine,
you were gonna make the food.

1593
01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:17,577
I was gonna get fat
and you weren't gonna care.

1594
01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:18,928
It was gonna be heaven!

1595
01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:20,667
How fat?

1596
01:19:20,668 --> 01:19:22,191
(GASPS)

1597
01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,236
(IN ENGLISH) All clear!

1598
01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:25,629
Get away from me.

1599
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,718
Please. No, no, Kristin,
please. (GROANS) Kristin.

1600
01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:30,025
No, I am not talking to you.
We are done.

1601
01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,201
Uh, no, Kristin.

1602
01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,507
I'm arresting you.

1603
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,858
I'm sorry.

1604
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,519
I'm so sorry for this.

1605
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:47,957
(GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING)

1606
01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:50,872
Come on.

1607
01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:55,051
(DANTE AND ALDO SPITTING)

1608
01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,228
I...

1609
01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:01,709
(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1610
01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,847
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- You...

1611
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,676
have a finger in your hair.

1612
01:20:12,459 --> 01:20:13,591
(GASPS)

1613
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:15,593
Stick it up your ass!

1614
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,813
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1615
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,337
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

1616
01:20:21,468 --> 01:20:22,556
WAITER: Ciao.

1617
01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:24,775
KRISTIN: <i>So...</i>

1618
01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:26,690
This is your first trial, right?

1619
01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:28,779
- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, good for you.

1620
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:30,302
(LAUGHS ANXIOUSLY)

1621
01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:32,130
JENNY: Wait. Wait.

1622
01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:33,610
- Excuse me.
- KRISTIN: Oh, my God, Jenny!

1623
01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:35,177
- Kristin.
- (EXCLAIMS)

1624
01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:38,093
- Don't say anything.
- Thank you so much.

1625
01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,530
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness. Hey!

1626
01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,707
Take your hands
off of my client!

1627
01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:46,188
- Give me that. Give...
- (WOMAN WHIMPERS)

1628
01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:48,017
What are you, still in diapers?

1629
01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:50,453
Bianca called me.

1630
01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:52,324
You didn't think I was gonna
let my best friend

1631
01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:54,500
rot in an Italian jail, did you?

1632
01:20:54,501 --> 01:20:56,894
I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No.

1633
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,375
Oh, my God.
How did they get out of jail?

1634
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:00,898
Not enough evidence
to charge them.

1635
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,031
Right. And what about Bianca?
Where is she?

1636
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:04,336
It's better for you
if she's not here.

1637
01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:05,512
Okay, got it.

1638
01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:07,210
(GASPS)

1639
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,474
- That Lorenzo?
- Yeah.

1640
01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:12,868
(MOUTHING) Hi.

1641
01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:14,956
(ECHOES) Dick!

1642
01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:19,308
(SIGHS) Such a good echo.

1643
01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:22,789
- (SINGING) <i>What a dick!</i>
- (KRISTIN GIGGLES)

1644
01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:24,488
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

1645
01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:29,667
(JUDGE SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1646
01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:32,669
PROSECUTOR: <i>Signora Giudice,</i>

1647
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:36,368
(IN ENGLISH) today I will show that Ms.
Balbano has taken over

1648
01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:38,893
the criminal enterprise
of her grandfather,

1649
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,243
Giuseppe Balbano.

1650
01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:42,288
Madame Judge,

1651
01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:44,811
<i>Signora Giudice,</i>

1652
01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:47,553
I will show you that my client
simply came to Italy

1653
01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:48,946
to pay her respects and found

1654
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,514
that she had
inherited a vineyard.

1655
01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:54,386
Now, was my client
seen in a room

1656
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,301
filled with questionable people?

1657
01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:59,478
Sure. But only to tell them
that she wanted no part of it.

1658
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:00,611
(SCOFFS)

1659
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,699
Giannina,

1660
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:05,921
could you tell us your
dealings with the I<i>ndagato.</i>

1661
01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:13,579
Well, everyone else
calls me "waitress,"

1662
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,755
<i>cameriera,</i>

1663
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:17,497
but she calls me by my name.

1664
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,327
She likes my bonsai tree.

1665
01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:25,461
She tells us
we are her best vintners.

1666
01:22:25,462 --> 01:22:27,811
She makes us feel appreciated.

1667
01:22:27,812 --> 01:22:31,032
So, we repay our gratitude
by being her bodyguards.

1668
01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:33,251
DANTE: We go with her
at the meeting

1669
01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:35,297
because they want to hurt

1670
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:36,994
- sweet woman.
- (SIGHS)

1671
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,171
They are very, very,
very bad guys.

1672
01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:43,261
Look what they did
to the poor Dante.

1673
01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:47,048
How long was this
undercover operation of yours?

1674
01:22:47,049 --> 01:22:50,486
Well, I've been investigating
Giuseppe Balbano for years.

1675
01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:51,791
When I met the <i>Indagato,</i>

1676
01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:54,446
she'd just landed in Italy
for the funeral...

1677
01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:55,970
And when did you start having

1678
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,189
sexual relations with my client?

1679
01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539
I ask the questions here!

1680
01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,237
And when did you start

1681
01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,936
having sexual relations
with the <i>Indagato?</i>

1682
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:07,156
About...

1683
01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:08,853
one day after.

1684
01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:12,377
- But she was asking for it.
- (JENNY GASPS)

1685
01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:15,119
Okay. I mean, not...
I mean, not asking.

1686
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,079
But she said this trip
was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck."

1687
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,777
The book is <i>Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

1688
01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:23,040
You took advantage of
an innocent winemaker

1689
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:25,304
and sullied
a literary masterpiece.

1690
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,392
You gross.

1691
01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,830
I came to this country

1692
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,050
at a time in my life

1693
01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:36,011
where I
completely doubted myself.

1694
01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,229
Then when I arrived here,

1695
01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:41,232
I discovered that
I had inherited a vineyard.

1696
01:23:41,233 --> 01:23:43,018
It was shriveling

1697
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:44,932
and dying...

1698
01:23:47,283 --> 01:23:48,371
much like me.

1699
01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,242
So, I nurtured it.

1700
01:23:51,243 --> 01:23:52,548
And I came to realize

1701
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:56,073
that I inherited so much more
than a vineyard.

1702
01:23:56,074 --> 01:24:00,426
I inherited an opportunity
to fulfil my purpose.

1703
01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:02,602
So...

1704
01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,127
I inherited me.

1705
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,567
Thank you.

1706
01:24:14,745 --> 01:24:16,572
I don't need to hear
anything anymore.

1707
01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:18,748
I've made my decision.

1708
01:24:18,749 --> 01:24:20,880
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1709
01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,839
(IN ENGLISH)
No grounds to proceed.

1710
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,234
(CHEERING)

1711
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,980
He's gonna give me a ride home.

1712
01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:37,289
<i>Bravo!</i>(CHUCKLES)

1713
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:39,857
(SIGHS)

1714
01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:42,467
Kristin?

1715
01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,470
Kristin, wait, wait,
wait, wait...

1716
01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:48,995
Congratulations.

1717
01:24:48,996 --> 01:24:52,738
Well, I just wanted you
to know that it wasn't all lies.

1718
01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:54,828
I really did
fall in love with you.

1719
01:24:56,743 --> 01:24:58,093
And I still love you.

1720
01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:02,097
(SIGHS)

1721
01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:05,970
I thought I was listening
to my heart.

1722
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,927
But it turns out

1723
01:25:07,928 --> 01:25:10,496
I was just using another man
to validate me.

1724
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,891
And for the first time
in my life...

1725
01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:17,112
(SIGHS) I honestly
don't give a shit.

1726
01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:39,785
Oh, my God. Dante. Dante.

1727
01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:41,265
Oh, my God,
those goddamn Romanos.

1728
01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:42,353
(ALDO EXCLAIMING)

1729
01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:43,746
Oh, he's losing a lot of blood.

1730
01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:45,356
(WHISPERING)
Here, I've got this thing.

1731
01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:47,532
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We need to get him some help.

1732
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:49,012
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1733
01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,056
- Oh, God, who is this?
- (ALDO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1734
01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:51,319
It's Bianca.
She's in the winery.

1735
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:53,538
Oh, my God,
she's been shot, too.

1736
01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:58,064
Uh, uh, okay, you stay with
Dante and I'll go to Bianca.

1737
01:25:58,065 --> 01:25:59,196
Wait, wait, wait.

1738
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,765
- (COCKS GUN)
- Just in case.

1739
01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:06,551
Bianca?

1740
01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:07,857
What? Nicky.

1741
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:09,641
- Bianca is dead.
- (KRISTIN GASPS)

1742
01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,121
DOMENICK: Mom.

1743
01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:13,384
FABRIZIO: I knew
you'd come back

1744
01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:16,867
if your precious
Bianca texted you.

1745
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,261
Drop the gun.

1746
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,221
And kick it to me.

1747
01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:26,529
Good girl.

1748
01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:29,400
KRISTIN: What are you guys
doing here?

1749
01:26:29,401 --> 01:26:30,923
FABRIZIO: You can
thank your husband for this.

1750
01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:32,838
He lured your son here to...

1751
01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:36,102
something about guilting you

1752
01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:38,061
into taking him back.

1753
01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,454
Look, I was worried
about you, Mom.

1754
01:26:39,455 --> 01:26:41,544
- Oh, honey.
- (MOCKINGLY) Honey.

1755
01:26:42,632 --> 01:26:43,850
What do you want?

1756
01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,244
Are you serious?

1757
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,420
I want to be the head
of the Balbano family!

1758
01:26:49,421 --> 01:26:52,423
- (FIRES GUN)
- I told everyone I'm leaving.

1759
01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:54,731
And leaving it all
to fucking Bianca!

1760
01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:58,342
Hey!

1761
01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,431
Really, Paul? You're just
gonna waddle out of here

1762
01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:01,606
and leave our son sitting there?

1763
01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,173
- (STRAINING)
- Whoa, whoa!

1764
01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:05,001
No!

1765
01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,698
Don't you dare touch my kid!

1766
01:27:06,699 --> 01:27:08,483
(BOTH GROWLING)

1767
01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:10,268
(GROANING)

1768
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,488
Mom, look out.

1769
01:27:13,967 --> 01:27:15,272
- (GUNSHOT)
- (BULLET WHIZZES)

1770
01:27:15,273 --> 01:27:16,796
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

1771
01:27:18,015 --> 01:27:19,145
(GUNSHOT)

1772
01:27:19,146 --> 01:27:21,278
I've been shot. It burns.

1773
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,238
You have terrible taste in men.

1774
01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:25,108
No shit.

1775
01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,588
Paul, untie our son

1776
01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:27,980
- and get the hell outta here!
- Untie me.

1777
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,982
Babe, this knot is impossible.

1778
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,333
(GROANS) Hold on.

1779
01:27:32,072 --> 01:27:33,813
- (BITES)
- (SCREAMS)

1780
01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:37,207
- Paul. Here, take this.
- Yeah? Okay.

1781
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,469
Keep it pointed at him, okay?

1782
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:39,863
Yeah, it's heavy.
(CLEARS THROAT)

1783
01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,866
(GRUNTS) There. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

1784
01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,084
Yeah. Are you?

1785
01:27:45,085 --> 01:27:46,390
Oh, God, I'm so happy
to see you.

1786
01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:47,522
- I've missed you so much.
- How are you?

1787
01:27:47,523 --> 01:27:50,307
Hey, hey,
I loosened the knot, right?

1788
01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:51,787
You're a baby.

1789
01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:52,962
I'm not a baby, you're a baby.

1790
01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,224
You're a big, fat, podgy baby.

1791
01:27:54,225 --> 01:27:55,530
You're a big, stupid,
blonde baby.

1792
01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,966
You're a baby with big poop
in your diaper.

1793
01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:59,011
- Mom!
- Don't move!

1794
01:27:59,012 --> 01:28:01,187
(GASPS) Oh, my God,
Bianca, you're alive!

1795
01:28:01,188 --> 01:28:03,015
Of course I am.

1796
01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:04,103
No, no, no...

1797
01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:05,715
Fabrizio is a terrible shot.

1798
01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:08,152
FABRIZIO: Wait, wait, wait.

1799
01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:10,545
I saw you die.

1800
01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:13,287
You saw me take a bullet
like a woman.

1801
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,811
But there is a fucking
major artery right there.

1802
01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:17,378
Wrong leg, idiot.

1803
01:28:17,379 --> 01:28:18,901
- (YELLS IN ITALIAN)
- (HOLLOW CLANGING)

1804
01:28:18,902 --> 01:28:21,251
- BIANCA: High tension steel.
- It's fucking cool, man.

1805
01:28:21,252 --> 01:28:22,514
(LAUGHS)

1806
01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:25,168
I did have to re-adjust it.

1807
01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:27,170
That's why it took me
so long. Sorry.

1808
01:28:27,171 --> 01:28:28,563
Oh, honey,
I'm just glad you're okay.

1809
01:28:28,564 --> 01:28:29,608
<i>Grazie, amore.</i>

1810
01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:32,741
(CRIES OUT) I'm hit again.

1811
01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:33,960
Dad, come on.

1812
01:28:35,048 --> 01:28:36,267
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1813
01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:40,793
(BULLETS WHIZZING)

1814
01:28:41,794 --> 01:28:43,186
(BIANCA CHUCKLES)

1815
01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:44,535
KRISTIN: Bianca,
take care of my kid, okay?

1816
01:28:44,536 --> 01:28:46,145
Make a break for the door.

1817
01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:48,409
I'll cover. Now!

1818
01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:49,627
PAUL: Come on, Nicky.

1819
01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:50,715
- Come on. Come on.
- (GUNSHOTS)

1820
01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:51,761
Go, go.

1821
01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,416
- Help me, Nicky.
- Come on.

1822
01:29:20,093 --> 01:29:21,834
(LOUD METALLIC CLATTER)

1823
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:25,447
FABRIZIO: Drop it.

1824
01:29:27,144 --> 01:29:29,319
(GUN CLATTERS)

1825
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:33,062
You think you can just
come here and take over?

1826
01:29:33,063 --> 01:29:35,586
This is mine! All of it!

1827
01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:36,892
I earned it!

1828
01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:40,112
Uh, you didn't earn anything.

1829
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,679
I'm the one
who had to come over here

1830
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,246
and clean your mess up.

1831
01:29:43,247 --> 01:29:44,334
Oh, please.

1832
01:29:44,335 --> 01:29:46,815
Oh, yeah.
I am the one who made this

1833
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,774
awful wine fucking delicious.

1834
01:29:49,775 --> 01:29:51,602
Yeah, me. This.

1835
01:29:51,603 --> 01:29:53,735
I have done more for this family

1836
01:29:53,736 --> 01:29:55,214
in the last three months

1837
01:29:55,215 --> 01:29:57,347
than you have your entire life.

1838
01:29:57,348 --> 01:30:00,699
And yet you feel entitled
to be the boss?

1839
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,701
(SCREAMING)

1840
01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:07,009
(BOTH CURSING IN ITALIAN)

1841
01:30:07,010 --> 01:30:08,054
(GROWLS ANGRILY)

1842
01:30:09,447 --> 01:30:10,578
(FABRIZIO SCREAMS)

1843
01:30:10,579 --> 01:30:12,493
Oh, my God. Uh...

1844
01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:14,146
Oops. Are you, uh...

1845
01:30:14,147 --> 01:30:15,670
I guess
it's a little rusty, huh?

1846
01:30:15,671 --> 01:30:16,975
I should get this fixed.

1847
01:30:16,976 --> 01:30:18,586
Help me!

1848
01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:20,806
Please. Please, cousin.

1849
01:30:25,158 --> 01:30:26,203
(CREAKING)

1850
01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:32,644
(BOTH STRAINING)

1851
01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:39,564
Say it.

1852
01:30:40,391 --> 01:30:41,523
What?

1853
01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:43,438
Say I'm the boss.

1854
01:30:47,311 --> 01:30:48,833
Never!

1855
01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:51,749
Then, as the boss,
I'm gonna have to let you go.

1856
01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:53,577
(LAUGHS)

1857
01:30:53,578 --> 01:30:55,014
I've always wanted to say that.

1858
01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,542
You can't do it, can you?

1859
01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:05,808
Hey. Hey, stop! No!

1860
01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:07,679
No!

1861
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:11,509
- (FABRIZIO SCREAMING)
- (BONES CRUNCHING)

1862
01:31:14,077 --> 01:31:15,861
- (MACHINE GROANING)
- (ALARM BLARING)

1863
01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:19,821
(SHUDDERS, GAGS)

1864
01:31:19,822 --> 01:31:22,432
(GASPS)

1865
01:31:22,433 --> 01:31:24,216
(BREATHING STEADILY)

1866
01:31:24,217 --> 01:31:25,436
(MACHINE STOPS)

1867
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,918
(SOBS AND SIGHS)

1868
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:31,964
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1869
01:31:51,593 --> 01:31:55,726
KRISTIN: <i>Okay. Introducing
the newest Balbano rose.</i>

1870
01:31:55,727 --> 01:31:57,989
<i>It's called Little Pinky.</i>

1871
01:31:57,990 --> 01:31:59,687
- KRISTIN: <i>Salute.</i>
- GROUP: <i>Salute.</i>

1872
01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:00,993
KRISTIN: Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)

1873
01:32:02,473 --> 01:32:03,648
(ALL MOANING IN DELIGHT)

1874
01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:07,564
That is crisp.

1875
01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:08,739
You know, this Balbano wine's

1876
01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,829
gonna get me
into some serious trouble.

1877
01:32:11,569 --> 01:32:13,004
Blackout Jenny is coming.

1878
01:32:13,005 --> 01:32:14,745
All right, all right, sweetie,
you should get going.

1879
01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,095
Heard you got shot.

1880
01:32:16,748 --> 01:32:18,054
Yeah, I got shot, too.

1881
01:32:19,098 --> 01:32:22,362
- I got, like, five stitches.
- Oh.

1882
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:24,625
How about you?

1883
01:32:25,801 --> 01:32:27,018
Twenty-seven stitches.

1884
01:32:27,019 --> 01:32:29,151
And they left the bullet
in my spleen.

1885
01:32:29,152 --> 01:32:32,197
- You wanna touch it?
- No. Put it away.

1886
01:32:32,198 --> 01:32:33,330
Oh.

1887
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,116
- I wanna touch it.
- Mmm.

1888
01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,031
Now, come. Show me around.

1889
01:32:40,032 --> 01:32:43,513
You know, I never realized
what a badass you are.

1890
01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:46,169
- You know, neither did I.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1891
01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:51,783
Domenick, there's something
I need to tell you.

1892
01:32:53,742 --> 01:32:56,395
Your father and I
are getting a divorce.

1893
01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:59,703
Are you okay?
I know it's a lot to take in.

1894
01:32:59,704 --> 01:33:02,010
I was just held hostage...

1895
01:33:02,011 --> 01:33:04,316
- at gunpoint.
- (SIGHS)

1896
01:33:04,317 --> 01:33:06,275
Divorce is fine. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)

1897
01:33:06,276 --> 01:33:08,364
Come here.
I hate saying goodbye to you.

1898
01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:09,539
I'm gonna miss you.

1899
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:11,368
Yeah, but I'll see you
next week, Mom.

1900
01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:13,282
Uh, yeah.

1901
01:33:13,283 --> 01:33:15,459
- Love you.
- Actually, um...

1902
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:20,159
I've been
thinking about it, and...

1903
01:33:21,639 --> 01:33:23,814
- I'm gonna stay here.
- Seriously?

1904
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:25,903
Yeah. Balbano Wine's
really taking off.

1905
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:27,818
And for the first time
in my life,

1906
01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,515
I'm doing exactly
what I wanna do.

1907
01:33:29,516 --> 01:33:31,082
Yeah, but are you sure
it's safe here?

1908
01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:34,346
Aren't there a lot of people
who, like, wanna hurt you?

1909
01:33:34,347 --> 01:33:36,131
No, that's not a problem
any more.

1910
01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:37,959
(MEN CHATTERING)

1911
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:39,178
PRISON GUARD: Hey, Mammone.

1912
01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:45,575
(LAUGHS)

1913
01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:48,318
MAMMONE: "Don't fuck with me
or you're next."

1914
01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:55,586
(GASPS)

1915
01:33:57,849 --> 01:33:58,937
MAMMONE: (SOFTLY) Fabrizio.

1916
01:34:02,549 --> 01:34:04,463
(IN ITALIAN)

1917
01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:06,291
(IN ENGLISH)
But you're not like,

1918
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:07,380
you know...

1919
01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:09,731
in the Mafia, right?

1920
01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,125
I make wine. That's all.

1921
01:34:14,518 --> 01:34:16,040
- A vintner?
- Yeah.

1922
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:17,346
I wanna stay here

1923
01:34:17,347 --> 01:34:18,870
- and be a vintner with you.
- No.

1924
01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:22,657
- Call me.
- (SIGHS)

1925
01:34:28,358 --> 01:34:31,229
(DANTE SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1926
01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:33,318
(IN ENGLISH)
Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you.

1927
01:34:33,319 --> 01:34:34,973
<i>Grazie,</i> Donna Balbano.

1928
01:34:36,148 --> 01:34:38,585
(KRISTIN IN ITALIAN)

1929
01:34:45,549 --> 01:34:46,723
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, shit.

1930
01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,031
Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait.

1931
01:34:51,381 --> 01:34:53,208
I made you some trail mix
for the flight.

1932
01:34:53,209 --> 01:34:54,731
And don't forget
to put on your sweater, okay.

1933
01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:55,820
It gets chilly on the plane.

1934
01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:58,780
- I love you.
- You, too.

1935
01:35:01,608 --> 01:35:03,610
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1936
01:37:10,607 --> 01:37:14,002
(TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)