1 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:09,415 Hello? Hello? Radio Tower? 2 00:00:09,417 --> 00:00:14,136 Lisbon plane taking off in 10 minutes. East runway. Thank you. 3 00:00:26,256 --> 00:00:29,226 Louis, have your man go with Mr Laszlo and take care of his luggage. 4 00:00:29,228 --> 00:00:31,311 Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. 5 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:33,605 Find Mr Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. 6 00:00:33,607 --> 00:00:34,699 Yes, sir. 7 00:00:34,806 --> 00:00:36,151 This way, please. 8 00:00:37,882 --> 00:00:40,353 If you don't mind, you fill in the names. That'll make it even more official. 9 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:42,209 You think of everything, don't you? 10 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,952 And the names are Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo. 11 00:00:45,994 --> 00:00:49,508 - But... why my name, Richard? - 'Cause you're getting on that plane. 12 00:00:49,622 --> 00:00:53,157 - I don't understand. What about you? - I'm staying here with him till the plane gets safely away. 13 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,918 - No, Richard! No, what's happened to you? Last night you said... 14 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,461 Last night we said a great many things. 15 00:00:57,463 --> 00:00:59,465 You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. 16 00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:02,362 Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing: 17 00:01:02,364 --> 00:01:04,218 You're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong. 18 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,764 - But Rick, no I, I... - Now, you've got to listen to me. 19 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:10,234 You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? 20 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:14,331 9 chances out of 10 we'd both wind up in a concentration camp, isn't that true Louis? 21 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,183 I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist. 22 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:19,588 You're saying this only to make me go. - I'm saying it because it's true. 23 00:01:19,714 --> 00:01:22,141 Inside of us we both know you belong with Victor. 24 00:01:22,143 --> 00:01:24,278 You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. 25 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,523 If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. 26 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:31,423 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon for the rest of your life. 27 00:01:32,069 --> 00:01:33,998 But what about us? 28 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,750 We'll always have Paris. 29 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:39,149 We didn't have we... we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. 30 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:41,586 We got it back last night. 31 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:45,863 - When I said I would never leave you. - And you never will. 32 00:01:45,968 --> 00:01:47,563 Look I'm no good at being noble. 33 00:01:47,573 --> 00:01:50,543 But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people... 34 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:53,896 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 35 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,975 Someday you'll understand that. 36 00:01:57,958 --> 00:02:00,230 Now, now. 37 00:02:01,378 --> 00:02:03,857 Here's looking at you, kid. 38 00:02:16,288 --> 00:02:18,497 There's something you should know before you leave. 39 00:02:18,499 --> 00:02:20,686 - Mr. Blaine, I don't ask you to explain anything. 40 00:02:20,688 --> 00:02:23,647 I'm going to anyway because it may make a difference to you later on. 41 00:02:23,649 --> 00:02:26,171 You said you know about Ilsa and me. - Yes. 42 00:02:26,173 --> 00:02:29,132 She didn't know she was at my place last night when you were. 43 00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:32,366 She came there for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, Ilsa? 44 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,137 Yes. 45 00:02:34,139 --> 00:02:36,954 She tried everything to get them but nothing worked. 46 00:02:36,996 --> 00:02:40,395 She did her best to convince me that she was still in love with me. 47 00:02:40,603 --> 00:02:43,187 But that was all over long ago. 48 00:02:43,238 --> 00:02:47,282 For your sake she pretended it wasn't and I let her pretend. 49 00:02:47,325 --> 00:02:49,994 - I understand. - Here it is. 50 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,112 Thanks. 51 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,043 Are you ready, Ilsa? 52 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:11,053 Yes, I'm ready. 53 00:03:13,239 --> 00:03:15,677 Bye, Rick. 54 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:18,018 God bless you. 55 00:03:18,814 --> 00:03:21,566 You better hurry, you'll miss that plane. 56 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:55,152 It might be a good idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. 57 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:59,896 There's a Free French garrison over at Brazzaville. I could be induced to arrange a passage. 58 00:03:59,898 --> 00:04:03,065 My letter of transit? I could use a trip. 59 00:04:03,107 --> 00:04:06,571 It doesn't make a difference about our bet. You still owe me 10,000 Francs. 60 00:04:06,665 --> 00:04:09,854 Ah that 10,000 Francs should pay our expenses. 61 00:04:09,856 --> 00:04:11,887 "Our" expenses? - Uh huh. 62 00:04:11,889 --> 00:04:16,825 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 63 00:04:59,369 --> 00:05:02,820 Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. 64 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:05,577 I never was, I never will be. 65 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,375 That's strictly the movies. 66 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:13,456 I'm so depressed. 67 00:05:14,842 --> 00:05:18,756 Maybe if I took two more aspirin it would help. 68 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:23,015 That would make... two, four, six aspirin. 69 00:05:24,142 --> 00:05:26,550 I'm turning into an aspirin junkie. 70 00:05:26,603 --> 00:05:31,348 Soon I'll be boiling the cotton at the top of the bottle to get the extra. 71 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:43,280 I shouldn't have signed those papers. 72 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:45,533 Let her take me to court. 73 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,497 Two years of marriage down the drain. 74 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:51,210 I couldn't believe what she said to me. 75 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,454 She was like a total stranger, not like my wife. 76 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:57,956 I don't want any alimony. I just want out. 77 00:05:58,008 --> 00:06:01,840 - Can't we discuss it? - We discussed it 50 times. 78 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:04,342 - Why? - I don't know. 79 00:06:04,389 --> 00:06:06,465 I can't stand the marriage. 80 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:08,722 You're no fun, you suffocate me. 81 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:12,054 There's no rapport and I don't dig you physically. 82 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,390 For God's sake, Allan, don't take it personal. 83 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:18,892 I won't take it personal, I'll just kill myself. 84 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:23,194 If only I knew where my analyst was vacationing. 85 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,534 Where do they go every August? They leave the city. 86 00:06:27,578 --> 00:06:31,789 Every summer the city is full of people who are crazy till Labour Day. 87 00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:34,916 What if I reach him? What's he gonna tell me? 88 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,329 Whatever I say he tells me it's a sexual problem. 89 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:41,749 Isn't that ridiculous? How can it be sexual? 90 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,421 We weren't even having relations. 91 00:06:44,469 --> 00:06:46,545 Maybe once in a while. 92 00:06:46,596 --> 00:06:49,087 She used to watch TV during it. 93 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:52,425 Change channels with the remote control. 94 00:06:52,476 --> 00:06:55,561 Why should a divorce bother me so? 95 00:06:55,604 --> 00:06:58,142 Maybe I'm better off without her. 96 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:01,274 Why not? I'm young, healthy, got a good job. 97 00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:04,604 This could be my chance to step out a little bit. 98 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,731 If she can swing, so can l. 99 00:07:06,782 --> 00:07:09,189 I could turn this place into a nightclub. 100 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:12,243 Get broads here like you wouldn't believe. 101 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:14,825 Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, 102 00:07:14,873 --> 00:07:17,198 dental hygienists. 103 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:20,204 If she didn't want me, I won't push myself on her. 104 00:07:20,253 --> 00:07:23,538 I couldn't believe what she said when she left. 105 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:25,463 I want a new life. 106 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:28,295 I want to go skiing, go dancing, go to the beach, 107 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:30,882 ride through Europe on a motorcycle. 108 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:34,133 - All we ever do is see movies. - I write for a film magazine. 109 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:36,259 Besides, I happen to like movies. 110 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:40,058 That's because you're one of life's great watchers. 111 00:07:40,105 --> 00:07:44,814 I'm a doer. I want to participate. We never laugh together. 112 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:48,692 How can you say that? I'm constantly laughing. 113 00:07:48,738 --> 00:07:53,863 I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't this come up when we were dating? 114 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:56,235 You were more aggressive then. 115 00:07:56,287 --> 00:07:59,621 Everybody is during courtship. It's natural. 116 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:04,742 You can't expect me to keep up that level of charm, I'd have a heart attack. 117 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,369 Goodbye, Allan. 118 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:09,581 My lawyer will call your lawyer. 119 00:08:11,051 --> 00:08:13,127 I don't have a lawyer. 120 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:15,254 Have him call my doctor. 121 00:08:20,227 --> 00:08:23,512 What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool? 122 00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:26,019 What's the secret? 123 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:30,526 There's no secret, kid. Dames are simple. 124 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:34,817 I never met one that didn't understand a slap in the mouth 125 00:08:34,866 --> 00:08:37,238 or a slug from a .45. 126 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:39,408 Yeah, cos you're Bogart. 127 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:42,953 I could never hit Nancy. It's not that type of relationship. 128 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:46,248 Where'd you learn that word, the shrink? 129 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:51,251 I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when you lost lngrid, weren't you crushed? 130 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,003 Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix. 131 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:57,217 I can't drink. My body won't tolerate alcohol. 132 00:08:57,262 --> 00:09:01,639 Take my advice and forget all this fancy relationship stuff. 133 00:09:01,683 --> 00:09:03,925 The world is full of dames. 134 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,468 All you got to do is whistle. 135 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:14,902 He's right. 136 00:09:14,947 --> 00:09:17,817 You give them an inch and they step all over you. 137 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:21,237 Why can't I develop that attitude? 138 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:25,070 Nothing a little bourbon and soda couldn't fix. 139 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:56,564 - Are you all right? - You poor thing! 140 00:09:56,611 --> 00:09:59,648 - Why didn't you call us? - I didn't want to bother you. 141 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:03,446 Not bother us? For God's sake, what are friends for? 142 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:05,865 Why did she say she wanted a divorce? 143 00:10:05,912 --> 00:10:08,070 She doesn't laugh enough. 144 00:10:08,122 --> 00:10:11,076 Insufficient laughter - grounds for divorce. 145 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,201 She wants to go skiing. 146 00:10:13,252 --> 00:10:15,743 She wants to ski down a mountain laughing. 147 00:10:15,796 --> 00:10:19,960 Let me call my office. I ran out of a meeting when you called. 148 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:22,297 They must think I'm crazy. 149 00:10:22,344 --> 00:10:25,879 - Have you heard from her? - I heard from Schulman and Weiss. 150 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:29,097 I signed some papers and Nancy went to Mexico. 151 00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:31,301 We went there on our honeymoon. 152 00:10:31,353 --> 00:10:33,891 Spent the entire two weeks in bed. 153 00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:36,014 I had dysentery. 154 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:39,648 Hello, George? Did they agree to the terms? 155 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:44,230 Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it. 156 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:47,318 God! Can't you cook anything but TV dinners? 157 00:10:47,368 --> 00:10:50,903 Who bothers to cook them? I suck them frozen. 158 00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:57,242 I'll tell you where you can reach me, I'll be at 362-9296 for a while. 159 00:10:57,294 --> 00:11:02,122 Then I'll be at 648-0024 for about 15 minutes. 160 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:05,377 Then I'll be at 752-0420 161 00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:08,344 and then I'll be home at 621 -4598. 162 00:11:09,097 --> 00:11:10,971 Right, George. Bye-bye. 163 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:15,060 There's a phone booth on the corner, shall I get the number? 164 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:17,558 You'll be passing it. 165 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:22,976 - I'm sorry, Allan. - She wants to be a swinger. 166 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:26,727 - Married life is no good for her. - Don't get worked up. 167 00:11:26,781 --> 00:11:29,568 I gave her a home, affection, security. 168 00:11:29,617 --> 00:11:33,448 This was a girl I found waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel. 169 00:11:33,495 --> 00:11:36,366 I used to go there every night and over-tip her. 170 00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:38,703 $1 .50 on a 35-cent check. 171 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,420 Nancy was impulsive. We all knew that. 172 00:11:41,461 --> 00:11:45,790 She didn't leave impulsively. She talked about it for months. 173 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,790 - I didn't believe she'd do it. - It's good you find out now. 174 00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:53,213 - You're young. Make a new life. - I'm 29. 175 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:56,847 The height of my sexual potency was ten years ago. 176 00:11:56,893 --> 00:11:59,810 Look at the bright side. You're free. 177 00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,930 You'll go out, there'll be girls. 178 00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:05,266 You'll go to parties, have affairs with married women. 179 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:09,445 Sexual relations with girls of every race, creed and colour. 180 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:12,903 You get tired of that. 181 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:16,034 Besides, those kinds of things never happen to me. 182 00:12:16,078 --> 00:12:19,992 I managed to fool one girl into loving me and now she's gone. 183 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,198 See how he downgrades himself? 184 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:26,200 Don't you think plenty of women would find him attractive? 185 00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:30,417 - Yes, of course. - The world's full of eligible women. 186 00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:33,752 Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. 187 00:12:33,803 --> 00:12:36,341 I used to lay in bed and watch her sleep. 188 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,926 Once in a while she'd wake up and catch me. 189 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:41,050 She'd let out a scream. 190 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:44,268 He really loved her. I feel like crying. 191 00:12:44,313 --> 00:12:46,389 Why do you feel like crying? 192 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,606 A man makes an investment, it doesn't pay off. 193 00:12:49,651 --> 00:12:52,356 Could I get an aspirin? I have a headache. 194 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,942 He's having a breakdown and you're sick. 195 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:59,153 - Don't get upset. - I'm not, I just had a rough day. 196 00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:02,203 You want an aspirin too? 197 00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:04,951 I ate all the aspirin, what about Darvon? 198 00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:08,783 Yes, my analyst suggested that when I have migraines. 199 00:13:08,836 --> 00:13:12,668 I used to get migraines but my analyst cured me. Now I get cold sores. 200 00:13:12,715 --> 00:13:15,336 I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension. 201 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:19,678 - I may need a lobotomy. - With mine away I feel paralysed. 202 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:22,259 You should move to hospital together. 203 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:25,807 - You want a Fresca with the Darvon? - Do you have apple juice? 204 00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:27,762 They're fantastic together. 205 00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:31,016 Have you ever had lithium and tomato juice? 206 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,481 No, but another neurotic tells me it's unbelievable. 207 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:37,445 Can I get a Coke with nothing in it? 208 00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:41,191 I'll get the pills. 209 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:47,995 Poor guy. If there's anything we can do... 210 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:56,370 He never should have married Nancy. 211 00:13:56,423 --> 00:13:58,831 I thought they were getting along. 212 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:02,928 You're so busy all the time you never see what's going on. 213 00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:05,676 Didn't you think it strange that he was married 214 00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:08,428 but still couldn't get a date on New Year's Eve? 215 00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:10,765 Darling, don't get overwrought. 216 00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:14,975 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 752-0420, 217 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:17,978 I'm gonna be home at 621 -4598. 218 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,146 What? Yes, I'll hold on. 219 00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:23,735 Honey, these things upset me. 220 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:26,902 I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity. 221 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:30,368 You are? Did I tell you what happened to me today? 222 00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:32,786 I bought 100 acres of land in Florida 223 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,750 and it turns out that 98 of them have quicksand. 224 00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:38,795 My syndicate wanted to build a golf course. 225 00:14:38,839 --> 00:14:41,792 All we can do is build a three-hole golf course 226 00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,130 with the biggest sand trap in the world. 227 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:48,211 What are you taking a pill for? 228 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:51,550 - I'm tense. - Why? 229 00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:56,476 The whole subject of divorce is traumatic for me. 230 00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:00,733 - He's getting divorced, not us. - It's the idea of it. 231 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:05,353 I guess I've never gotten over my parents' divorce. 232 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,778 Well, it's about time. Come here. 233 00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:14,660 You're so insecure. I wish I could... 234 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:17,578 Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable. The figures are lousy. 235 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,418 No, I can't take it. 236 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,389 Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call? 237 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,439 I'm at 922-3299. 238 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,686 Yeah, I'll be here... I'm picking my wife up. 239 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,609 What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix. 240 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,407 All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye. 241 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,282 Allan's calling again. We got to find him a girl. 242 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,406 Somebody he can be with. 243 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,450 Well, find him a nice girl. 244 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,751 - There must be somebody here. - Not single ones. 245 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,500 - What about Carol? - Engaged. 246 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:10,877 - What about her? - She's living with a priest. 247 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,719 The tall one with the blonde hair? 248 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:19,810 She'd eat him alive. There'd be nothing left but his glasses. 249 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,390 This is going to be a bit of a problem. 250 00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:25,356 Mr Christie, there's a call for you. 251 00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:31,686 Listen, Linda and I are going out for dinner tonight. 252 00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:34,693 We'll invite some nice girl and we'll all go. 253 00:16:34,742 --> 00:16:37,030 You've got to start meeting girls. 254 00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:40,446 I haven't done that in two years. I'm out of practice. 255 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:43,498 When I was in practice, I was out of practice. 256 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,412 You invested your emotions in a losing stock. 257 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:48,537 It was wiped out. 258 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:52,123 What do you do? You reinvest in a more stable stock. 259 00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:55,295 Something with long-term growth possibilities. 260 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,302 Like who, General Motors? 261 00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:59,423 Come on, shape up. 262 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:03,637 She'd have to be damn good to do anything for my morale at all. 263 00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:06,971 - Who can we get? - You don't have anybody in mind? 264 00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:10,023 - We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? 265 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,854 - He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. 266 00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:15,572 Blondes with long hair and short skirts 267 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:18,698 and boots and big chests and bright and witty. 268 00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,948 Don't set yourself silly standards. 269 00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:23,829 She must be beautiful with a big bust? 270 00:17:23,872 --> 00:17:27,038 And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. 271 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:30,250 - He was always fussy. - But look at the result. 272 00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:32,620 You never went out. 273 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,459 Sally has long hair and a good size chest. 274 00:17:35,508 --> 00:17:38,841 - What's good size? - Like this I guess. 275 00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:41,673 - She's not very bright. - What does she do? 276 00:17:41,722 --> 00:17:44,509 - She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. 277 00:17:44,558 --> 00:17:46,634 You might get her into bed. 278 00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:49,686 With my luck I won't get her into a chair. 279 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,850 These girls often don't have great minds. 280 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,984 Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? 281 00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:59,776 Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. 282 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:02,907 Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. 283 00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:08,034 That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing. 284 00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:10,204 Darling, think of somebody. 285 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:12,740 I can just picture what she's up to. 286 00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:21,125 Baby, this is wonderful. 287 00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:24,592 My ex-husband would never take me on a motorcycle. 288 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:28,089 He fell off a scooter and broke his collar bone. 289 00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:31,427 And I mean the kind of scooter you push. 290 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,348 Movies. That's his whole life, he's a watcher. 291 00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:36,271 I'm a doer. 292 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:40,064 It's been so long since I've been made love to 293 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:42,187 by a handsome blond man. 294 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:46,281 We're divorced two weeks and she's dating a Nazi. 295 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,492 - What about Sharon? - I like the name. 296 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:52,870 She works as a photographer's assistant. 297 00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:55,121 - She's bright and cute. - Let's go. 298 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,076 - Call her. - Perfect. 299 00:18:57,127 --> 00:19:00,710 - What will you say? - I'll ask if she's free for dinner. 300 00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:03,757 Don't mention the divorce. Say my wife's dead. 301 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,593 I don't know if we should do this. The old tension's beginning to set in. 302 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:11,556 Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie. 303 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,888 I don't want to hear this. 304 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,473 It's Linda, how are you? 305 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:21,431 Fine. We're going to dinner tonight with an old friend, 306 00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:24,769 we thought you might want to join us. 307 00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:28,984 No, it's nothing. We just have the radio on. 308 00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:34,236 - You don't know him. - A widower. 309 00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:37,538 Tell her my wife died in a mine shaft explosion. 310 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,824 He's lots of fun. You'll like him. 311 00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:44,419 If she doesn't want to, forget it. I don't need this aggravation. 312 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,299 We'll pick you up at eight o'clock. 313 00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:49,381 Simple dress. 314 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:51,716 Sure, flats are OK. 315 00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:55,096 Let her wear heels. What am l? Toulouse-Lautrec? 316 00:19:56,768 --> 00:19:59,341 Bye-bye. You're set. 317 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:02,230 I really have mixed feelings about this. 318 00:20:02,273 --> 00:20:05,357 What if I have this chick in bed and Nancy comes back? 319 00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:08,188 Let's not hope for too much this first night. 320 00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:11,819 - Did she say anything about me? - She doesn't know you! 321 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:14,024 You never said I was a widower. 322 00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:17,908 I got you the date, you tell her about your wife's death. 323 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,947 I'm excited about this. 324 00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:23,201 We'll pick Sharon up and then you after eight. 325 00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:26,169 I can't stay out late, I have an early meeting. 326 00:20:26,212 --> 00:20:29,166 We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito. 327 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:31,338 Wonderful. It's so romantic. 328 00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:35,132 The food is terrible and I think it's going to rain. 329 00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:38,630 I'm going to shower and douse my body with Canoe. 330 00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:43,638 I'm going home. I'm going to brush all my teeth. 331 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:47,393 I think he and Sharon should hit it off. 332 00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:49,896 - Yeah? - You don't think so? 333 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:51,383 He'll probably calm down by tonight. 334 00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:55,730 I wish she'd seen me before. 335 00:20:55,782 --> 00:20:59,994 I hate to be there on a blind date when the girl first sees me. 336 00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:05,031 What if she's disappointed and she laughs or screams? 337 00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,418 Ridiculous. 338 00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:17,919 Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? 339 00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:20,723 Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College. 340 00:21:20,765 --> 00:21:23,552 Came to the door, saw me and passed out. 341 00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:26,057 She was weak from dieting, though. 342 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,829 What the hell? 343 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:54,661 Bogart was short. That never seemed to bother anybody. 344 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,288 You're starting off on the wrong foot. 345 00:21:57,342 --> 00:21:59,418 - Yeah, negative. - Sure. 346 00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:02,968 She's getting the best of you before the game starts. 347 00:22:03,014 --> 00:22:05,719 What's that stuff you put on your face? 348 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:10,428 - Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion. - What about that other stuff? 349 00:22:10,479 --> 00:22:14,144 Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant and baby powder. 350 00:22:14,191 --> 00:22:17,192 You're gonna smell like a French cathouse. 351 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:20,356 - I need them. - Why? Are you ashamed of sweat? 352 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,481 I want to make an impression. 353 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:26,696 You know, kid, somewhere in life you got turned around. 354 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,318 It's her job to smell nice for you. 355 00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:33,785 Don't tell her you don't drink, she'll think you're a boy scout. 356 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,709 And don't get nervous. 357 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:39,418 The only bad thing is if she turns out to be a virgin 358 00:22:39,465 --> 00:22:41,541 or a cop. 359 00:22:41,592 --> 00:22:44,379 With my luck, she'll turn out to be both. 360 00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:46,338 You know he's right. 361 00:22:46,389 --> 00:22:50,469 A lot of women are turned on by a masculine, earthy quality. 362 00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:55,349 I shouldn't have put so much Binoca under my arms. 363 00:22:55,397 --> 00:22:59,015 Wouldn't it be great if we hit it off at first sight? 364 00:22:59,902 --> 00:23:03,602 Why not? They say that dames are simple. 365 00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:08,197 I never met one who didn't understand a slap in the mouth 366 00:23:08,243 --> 00:23:10,319 or a slug from a .45. 367 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:14,619 Come here, Sharon. 368 00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:19,124 You are fantastic. 369 00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:24,251 Up until tonight, the doctors had told me that I was frigid. 370 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,834 I want to thank you for proving them wrong. 371 00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:32,347 You got any girl friends with the same problem, bring them over. 372 00:23:32,391 --> 00:23:36,175 When Dick and Linda spoke of you, they used terms like, 373 00:23:36,228 --> 00:23:38,801 "brilliant " and "genius" 374 00:23:38,855 --> 00:23:42,307 but they didn't say that you were also an animal. 375 00:23:43,276 --> 00:23:46,277 Sorry I had to slap you around, sweetheart, 376 00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:49,654 but you got hysterical when I said "No more." 377 00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:07,755 It's Linda. 378 00:24:09,676 --> 00:24:13,508 I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick, they're out parking. 379 00:24:13,555 --> 00:24:16,390 He sent me in to make sure everything's OK. 380 00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:18,591 I didn't realise it was so late. 381 00:24:18,643 --> 00:24:21,727 Did you break a bottle of shaving lotion? 382 00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:24,855 - I'm wearing too much? - It's a touch strong. 383 00:24:24,899 --> 00:24:28,149 Once we get out into the air, you won't notice. 384 00:24:28,194 --> 00:24:30,436 I better set this place up quickly. 385 00:24:30,488 --> 00:24:33,738 It's fine. We'll just have a quick drink and go. 386 00:24:33,783 --> 00:24:37,401 A few carefully-placed objects create the proper impression. 387 00:24:37,453 --> 00:24:41,153 You can't leave books lying around like you're reading them! 388 00:24:41,206 --> 00:24:44,326 - It creates an image. - You don't need an image. 389 00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:50,290 Got just the thing, my 100-yard-dash medal. 390 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:54,801 - You can't leave out a track medal. - Why? I paid $20 for it. 391 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,927 I got a big decision to make. Do I go with Oscar Peterson 392 00:24:59,974 --> 00:25:02,133 or Bartók String Quartet No. 5? 393 00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:06,134 Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartók out so everybody can see it. 394 00:25:06,189 --> 00:25:08,062 That's a good idea. 395 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:12,568 I've never seen anybody go to so much trouble to impress a date. 396 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,940 If you devoted so much time to Nancy, I don't see why she left. 397 00:25:16,991 --> 00:25:21,818 I used to write her poems, take her to restaurants and order in French. 398 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:24,361 The waiter would bring the wrong things. 399 00:25:24,414 --> 00:25:27,332 If you just leaned across and kissed her... 400 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:31,587 I tried. She used to say, "Not here, everybody's staring." 401 00:25:31,629 --> 00:25:34,583 Once, my sleeve caught fire... 402 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,839 See, you laughed. It's funny, right? 403 00:25:36,884 --> 00:25:39,802 She took it as a symbol of my clumsiness. 404 00:25:42,265 --> 00:25:45,965 Tremendous poise. I'm an absolute master. 405 00:25:57,738 --> 00:25:59,814 Come on in. 406 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:14,791 Allan, this is Sharon. 407 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:19,789 I've got friends on this block, right across the street. 408 00:26:19,842 --> 00:26:23,626 Do you know the Gibsons? They're a fantastic couple. 409 00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:28,056 - He's an interior decorator. - That's sort of a hobby of mine. 410 00:26:31,395 --> 00:26:35,891 The key to it is to avoid looking like you used a decorator. 411 00:26:35,941 --> 00:26:38,229 I've got to make one quick call. 412 00:26:40,362 --> 00:26:43,777 - Linda, are you wearing Jasmine? - Me? No. 413 00:26:43,823 --> 00:26:47,441 - What are we drinking? - J&B on the rocks. 414 00:26:47,493 --> 00:26:49,451 A Harveys Bristol Cream. 415 00:26:49,495 --> 00:26:51,571 I'll have the usual. 416 00:26:52,457 --> 00:26:55,623 - Bourbon and water. - A bourbon man. 417 00:26:56,252 --> 00:27:00,914 I got to cut down on my drinking. I'm putting away a quart a day. 418 00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:12,884 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 431 -5997. 419 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:15,853 I'll be at... What time did that come in? 420 00:27:20,234 --> 00:27:22,689 Sharon did a movie. 421 00:27:22,736 --> 00:27:25,310 - Underground. - Stag film? 422 00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:29,148 Underground, you know, arty, 16mm. 423 00:27:29,201 --> 00:27:33,613 - Allan is interested in cinema. - Really? What do you do? 424 00:27:33,663 --> 00:27:37,412 I'm a writer. Nothing much. Film Weekly. 425 00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:39,535 Articles, essays, criticisms. 426 00:27:39,586 --> 00:27:44,497 This film I did got very good reviews. I got singled out. 427 00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:47,419 Course, I was the only girl in it with nine men. 428 00:27:47,468 --> 00:27:50,042 What's it called? Maybe I saw it. 429 00:27:50,096 --> 00:27:52,800 Gang Bang. 430 00:27:52,848 --> 00:27:57,309 These films have the raunchiest titles. Really, it wasn't sexy. 431 00:27:57,353 --> 00:28:01,184 You were all out of bourbon so I made it straight water. 432 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:04,731 It's so humid out, I think it's going to rain. 433 00:28:04,776 --> 00:28:08,940 Maybe that's why I have a headache. I get terrible sinus attacks. 434 00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:11,990 You should have them drained. 435 00:28:12,033 --> 00:28:14,607 That's why it's silly to go the Pier. 436 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:17,745 Could you turn the music down a little bit? 437 00:28:17,789 --> 00:28:19,865 Of course. 438 00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:24,252 Why go to an outdoor restaurant in the rain? 439 00:28:24,295 --> 00:28:28,293 - We used to go walking in the rain. - I love the rain. 440 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:32,124 It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. 441 00:28:39,434 --> 00:28:42,934 Gee, Allan, you really have the delicate touch. 442 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:47,440 He's a trifle tense, he had some misfortune with his wife. 443 00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:50,568 - His wife? - His ex-wife. She's gone. 444 00:28:50,612 --> 00:28:52,651 - She's dead. - How awful. 445 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,939 She's not really dead. 446 00:28:54,991 --> 00:28:58,324 Technically not dead, but we're not dating. 447 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:02,236 - She left him. - I'm sorry. 448 00:29:20,891 --> 00:29:24,591 - Is he on anything? - He's been under some strain lately. 449 00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:32,267 This is Mr Christie, I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company. 450 00:29:32,318 --> 00:29:36,980 That's 824-7996. 451 00:29:37,031 --> 00:29:39,569 Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye. 452 00:29:40,576 --> 00:29:46,199 What's interesting is when they eat rice with chopsticks authentically, 453 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:50,957 they bring it up to their mouths in a shovelling move with your arm. 454 00:29:58,176 --> 00:30:00,252 What's the matter? 455 00:30:00,303 --> 00:30:03,672 Would you excuse me a second? I'll be right back. 456 00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:09,936 - She likes me. - What? 457 00:30:09,979 --> 00:30:13,846 I can read women. She wants me to come on with her. 458 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:17,149 She digs me. She's playing it very coolly. 459 00:30:17,194 --> 00:30:19,946 I'm going to come on with her later. 460 00:30:23,117 --> 00:30:27,245 - Good night and thanks for dinner. - It's only ten o'clock. 461 00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:30,122 I have a headache and I have to get up early. 462 00:30:30,165 --> 00:30:32,656 - I'll walk you upstairs. - It's OK. 463 00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:35,378 This city's a jungle, I better go. 464 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:38,955 If I'm not down in an hour, sublet my apartment. 465 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:45,670 You know any other girls? 466 00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:48,473 I don't know if any of them are his type. 467 00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:51,054 Most of the girls I know are normal. 468 00:30:51,102 --> 00:30:53,178 He's just over-anxious. 469 00:30:53,229 --> 00:30:56,763 As soon as she came over he went into his act. 470 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:02,692 Well, night. 471 00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:06,272 You know, Sharon, a dame like you and a guy like... 472 00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,700 How'd it go with Sharon? 473 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,790 Really? 474 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:21,169 I keep striking out with women and you keep laughing. 475 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:24,464 Everybody's insecure, Allan, not just you. 476 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,584 No, you're wrong, Dick is. 477 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:30,258 Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst. 478 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:34,434 - How many times a week do you go? - Three, but one is group. 479 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,347 Anyone in your group who'd be good for me? 480 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:41,808 Emotionally disturbed women are interesting. A pervert or something. 481 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:46,980 Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"? 482 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,106 It'll strictly be sex. 483 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,529 She's too weird for a relationship. 484 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,652 I don't mind just sex. 485 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:56,988 I'd prefer a girl that doesn't get hung up on me. 486 00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,530 I definitely think we should try it. 487 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:03,795 I really appreciate this. I know it must be a drag for you. 488 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:06,411 You know who's not insecure? Bogart. 489 00:32:06,465 --> 00:32:09,916 That's not real life. You set too high a standard. 490 00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:13,384 If you're gonna identify, who am I gonna pick? My rabbi? 491 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:17,262 - Bogart's a perfect image. - You don't need to, you're you. 492 00:32:17,309 --> 00:32:20,144 I know that you can't believe that. 493 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:22,428 Anyway, onward to Jennifer. 494 00:32:55,595 --> 00:32:59,675 Allan, I won't deny it. I'm a nymphomaniac. 495 00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:04,433 I discovered sex very early. I slept with everybody. 496 00:33:04,479 --> 00:33:07,764 My schoolteacher, my sister's husband, 497 00:33:07,815 --> 00:33:11,019 the string section of the New York Philharmonic. 498 00:33:11,069 --> 00:33:14,403 I want to have sex all the time, play all the time 499 00:33:14,448 --> 00:33:18,030 otherwise you're just down, and why be down? 500 00:33:18,076 --> 00:33:20,993 The best way to get up is sex. 501 00:33:21,663 --> 00:33:23,739 I'm not like my sisters. 502 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:27,490 They're so inhibited, they never want to do anything. 503 00:33:27,543 --> 00:33:30,995 I believe in having sex as often, as freely 504 00:33:31,047 --> 00:33:33,882 and as intensely as possible. 505 00:33:36,385 --> 00:33:38,757 What do you take me for? 506 00:33:41,098 --> 00:33:43,671 How did I misread those signs? 507 00:33:45,352 --> 00:33:47,843 This stuff just knocks me out. 508 00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:51,514 We're in a room that has some of the highest achievements 509 00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:55,434 - of Western civilisation. - There's no girls. 510 00:33:56,237 --> 00:33:58,396 Look at the Rouault. Look. 511 00:33:59,782 --> 00:34:01,858 It's pretty. 512 00:34:03,244 --> 00:34:06,779 If you could have any painting, what would you pick? 513 00:34:06,831 --> 00:34:09,238 - A van Gogh. Any van Gogh. - Me too. 514 00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:14,037 I feel a mystical attraction for van Gogh. Why is that? 515 00:34:14,088 --> 00:34:18,132 I don't know. I just know he cut off his ear for a girl he loved. 516 00:34:18,175 --> 00:34:21,045 That's the kind of thing you'd do for a girl. 517 00:34:21,094 --> 00:34:23,420 I'd have to like her a lot. 518 00:34:23,472 --> 00:34:26,556 I wonder if Dick would cut his ear off for me? 519 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,803 I don't think you should ask him. He's very busy. 520 00:34:29,853 --> 00:34:33,138 It must be fantastic to be loved so intensely. 521 00:34:34,023 --> 00:34:38,685 Why don't we split and see if there's any action at the Berkeley Museum? 522 00:34:38,736 --> 00:34:40,943 There's one. 523 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:45,316 - She's great. - Go ahead, speak to her. 524 00:34:45,368 --> 00:34:48,321 - No, are you kidding? - Go on. 525 00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:50,446 Go on, give it a try. 526 00:34:50,497 --> 00:34:53,332 That's what we're here for. Go on. 527 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:55,534 Casual. 528 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,172 It's a lovely Jackson Pollock. 529 00:35:04,219 --> 00:35:06,295 Yes, it is. 530 00:35:07,514 --> 00:35:09,672 What does it say to you? 531 00:35:09,724 --> 00:35:13,425 It restates the negativeness of the universe. 532 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:18,934 The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. 533 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:24,108 The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity 534 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:28,318 Iike a tiny flame flickering in an immense void 535 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:32,530 with nothing but waste, horror and degradation 536 00:35:32,579 --> 00:35:37,574 forming a useless straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. 537 00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:43,045 - What are you doing Saturday? - Committing suicide. 538 00:35:43,089 --> 00:35:45,212 What about Friday night? 539 00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:55,139 If they're beautiful, they're crazy. Beauty drives a woman crazy. 540 00:35:55,184 --> 00:35:57,260 What's he ranting about? 541 00:35:57,311 --> 00:36:00,146 Why am I going to the beach? I hate the beach. 542 00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:02,478 I don't like swimming or the sun. 543 00:36:02,524 --> 00:36:05,940 I'm red-headed, fair-skinned. I don't tan, I stroke. 544 00:36:05,986 --> 00:36:09,106 A lot of good women go to the beach at weekends. 545 00:36:09,156 --> 00:36:11,444 Secretaries, receptionists. 546 00:36:11,491 --> 00:36:14,409 I want a really, really, great woman. 547 00:36:14,452 --> 00:36:17,656 Well, Madame Curie's dead, who else is there? 548 00:36:17,706 --> 00:36:20,031 I thought you were too busy to go away. 549 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:23,617 A few guys from the office are going, I've got a few meetings. 550 00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:26,207 Do you think we'll get to see you? 551 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:29,541 - I got you pencilled in for dinner. - Very funny. 552 00:36:29,592 --> 00:36:32,628 - Are there spiders at the beach? - Come on! 553 00:36:32,678 --> 00:36:37,340 Anything with more than two legs that walks across my chest kills me. 554 00:36:37,391 --> 00:36:41,091 - We got to find him a broad. - That's for sure! 555 00:36:41,145 --> 00:36:44,810 - I'm carsick. - Come on, Allan! 556 00:36:44,856 --> 00:36:47,063 We're gonna drop you in the bay. 557 00:36:48,026 --> 00:36:53,020 This is Mr Christie, I'm longer at 731 -071 1. 558 00:36:53,073 --> 00:36:58,529 I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. 559 00:36:58,578 --> 00:37:02,029 - What a terrific beach house. - Glad you like it. 560 00:37:02,081 --> 00:37:04,655 Let's burn it down for the insurance. 561 00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:09,620 There's a single bed in here! What happens if I get lucky? 562 00:37:09,672 --> 00:37:11,795 You make love on the beach. 563 00:37:11,841 --> 00:37:13,880 On the beach? 564 00:37:13,926 --> 00:37:18,173 I'll be making love in the sand and the tide will come in and carry me off. 565 00:37:18,222 --> 00:37:20,843 I'll score and drown at the same time. 566 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:25,849 Look at that, that is pretty. Look out there. 567 00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:30,765 That's really beautiful. The fog's gonna creep in. 568 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:35,857 Look, you can see the seagulls flying over the cesspool. 569 00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:46,455 This is fun. I haven't been to a place like this in a long time. 570 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:50,199 I'm getting a heart attack, I can't believe that girl. 571 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:54,373 I'm at 392-8098. 572 00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:15,147 She's a doll. I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for her. 573 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,730 Why don't you ask her to dance? 574 00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:19,854 I can't. I don't know her. 575 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:28,492 I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early to play tennis with the guys. 576 00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:30,412 You wanna dance? 577 00:38:30,457 --> 00:38:34,289 We can't do those dances, you have to be under 16 to look good. 578 00:38:34,336 --> 00:38:38,250 I love you, miss, whoever you are. I want to have your child. 579 00:38:38,298 --> 00:38:41,667 - All right, get up and do it. - No, I can't dance. 580 00:38:41,718 --> 00:38:45,585 I'm scared. I had measles as a child, my body won't function. 581 00:38:45,638 --> 00:38:47,714 Come on, go. 582 00:38:50,351 --> 00:38:55,262 Now, start dancing. You ready? Keep count. And it's one, two... 583 00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:57,686 One, two. 584 00:38:57,733 --> 00:39:00,485 Right. Go ahead, say something to her. 585 00:39:03,197 --> 00:39:05,273 One, two... 586 00:39:09,746 --> 00:39:12,236 Try something more meaningful. 587 00:39:15,001 --> 00:39:16,958 Three, four... 588 00:39:22,383 --> 00:39:24,459 Speak to her. 589 00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,673 Are you interested in dancing? 590 00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:32,800 Get lost, creep. 591 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:38,056 - What did she say? - She'd rather not. 592 00:39:50,409 --> 00:39:53,743 Even if we buy two more lots, we'll have to wait. 593 00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:57,619 - It's cheaper to hold on to them. - The price will move. 594 00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:01,830 It'll require using our current holdings as collateral. 595 00:40:01,879 --> 00:40:04,796 You've got a lot going for you. 596 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,548 You're bright, funny and you're romantic, if you'd only believe it. 597 00:40:09,594 --> 00:40:12,630 Why put on a mask every time you meet a girl? 598 00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:16,180 Will we be able to build? Even in the new tax year? 599 00:40:16,226 --> 00:40:19,096 Why build if the interest rate might go down? 600 00:40:19,145 --> 00:40:21,221 I keep telling you, 601 00:40:21,272 --> 00:40:24,059 be yourself and a girl will fall in love with you. 602 00:40:24,108 --> 00:40:27,441 You've been great, spending your time with me. 603 00:40:28,279 --> 00:40:32,193 - I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball. - Are you? 604 00:40:32,241 --> 00:40:36,238 It'll make a big difference. If you're gonna pay $600 a lot... 605 00:40:36,286 --> 00:40:38,279 It's a great opportunity. 606 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:41,200 You may have half a per cent more interest rate. 607 00:40:42,501 --> 00:40:45,916 I got you a present cos I know it's your birthday. 608 00:40:45,962 --> 00:40:48,038 How'd you know? 609 00:40:48,089 --> 00:40:50,794 You mentioned the date and I remembered it. 610 00:40:50,842 --> 00:40:54,341 It's the same date my mother had her hysterectomy. 611 00:40:58,516 --> 00:41:02,216 It's lovely. It's beautiful. 612 00:41:02,269 --> 00:41:04,143 A plastic skunk. 613 00:41:04,188 --> 00:41:08,565 It's so cute and I heard you say skunks are your favourite animals. 614 00:41:10,277 --> 00:41:12,186 I'm so touched. 615 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,396 - You like it? - I love it. 616 00:41:14,448 --> 00:41:17,402 It doesn't do anything, it's just a skunk. 617 00:41:17,451 --> 00:41:20,286 She liked your present better than mine. 618 00:41:20,328 --> 00:41:23,744 She's usually so excited when I get her something 619 00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:26,328 but all she could talk about was her skunk. 620 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,534 It's your imagination. 621 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,958 I don't know. She's moody lately. 622 00:41:31,005 --> 00:41:33,543 - Cos you neglect her. - I know. 623 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,794 - Did she say something? - She doesn't have to. 624 00:41:36,844 --> 00:41:40,592 I see the two of you together. Plus she said something. 625 00:41:40,639 --> 00:41:43,213 It's nothing we haven't been through. 626 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:46,184 She's very insecure, she needs attention. 627 00:41:46,228 --> 00:41:50,308 What's she insecure about? She knows I'm crazy about her. 628 00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:53,856 Why, because I'm too busy now to always dote on her? 629 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:56,310 Linda's used to being fussed over. 630 00:41:56,363 --> 00:41:59,862 She's always been pretty, high marks in college. 631 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:04,285 I sometimes think she married me because I didn't fawn over her. 632 00:42:04,329 --> 00:42:06,701 But you must admit you're driven. 633 00:42:06,748 --> 00:42:10,081 Do you know what's happening in the stock market? 634 00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:12,961 - Where are we going? - There she is. 635 00:42:13,004 --> 00:42:17,464 She works in my office. She just broke up with her boyfriend. 636 00:42:17,508 --> 00:42:20,959 - There's too many people at the table. - Come on! 637 00:42:21,011 --> 00:42:23,383 I don't want to. We'll do it later. 638 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:26,135 - What shall I say? - Ask her to dinner. 639 00:42:26,183 --> 00:42:29,100 I can't. Why can't you and Linda come... 640 00:42:29,144 --> 00:42:31,220 Cos I have to work late. 641 00:42:31,271 --> 00:42:33,560 Julie, this is Allan Felix. 642 00:42:33,607 --> 00:42:36,358 Would you like to go to dinner tonight? 643 00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:40,398 - That's right to the point. - That was pretty fast! 644 00:42:41,322 --> 00:42:43,647 Forgive me, I'm... 645 00:42:43,699 --> 00:42:45,526 It needed tossing anyhow. 646 00:42:51,082 --> 00:42:54,285 Let's go in there and get stoned and watch the freaks. 647 00:42:54,335 --> 00:42:57,668 You sure you don't want to go to the movies? 648 00:42:57,713 --> 00:42:59,789 Come on! 649 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,887 - You wanna dance? - No, thanks. 650 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,063 I didn't ask you, I asked her. 651 00:43:20,109 --> 00:43:22,682 I don't wanna dance either. 652 00:43:24,822 --> 00:43:28,405 - What the hell is this? - 7 Up. 653 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:30,858 I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders. 654 00:43:30,911 --> 00:43:34,245 My hand shakes. It's like battle fatigue... 655 00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:37,532 He kills me. 656 00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:39,956 What's your name, honey? 657 00:43:41,338 --> 00:43:45,252 - It's a nice name. - Must get her back to the orphanage. 658 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:48,882 I take her out once a year to the zoo and the circus. Excuse me. 659 00:43:48,928 --> 00:43:52,593 - Sit down. - I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early. 660 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,724 Going to a temple, it's my people's Sabbath. 661 00:43:58,813 --> 00:44:02,098 - Come here. - Chris is coming over, is he? 662 00:44:02,149 --> 00:44:05,269 I want you to meet this good-looking broad. 663 00:44:05,319 --> 00:44:07,395 Thanks for inviting us over. 664 00:44:07,446 --> 00:44:10,530 - Just get right in here. - I love parties. 665 00:44:10,574 --> 00:44:13,824 You'd look real good on the back of my chopper. 666 00:44:14,828 --> 00:44:19,039 Have you fellas seen the new production of The Trojan Women? 667 00:44:21,835 --> 00:44:23,874 What are you doing? 668 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,996 Financial reports. 669 00:44:26,047 --> 00:44:28,123 Which are not fun. 670 00:44:29,509 --> 00:44:32,046 Have you seen Allan around lately? 671 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:36,553 Oh, he was here before. He's out tonight. 672 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:41,178 - On a date? - Yes, I fixed him up. 673 00:44:41,228 --> 00:44:43,221 You did? 674 00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:46,390 Who with? 675 00:44:46,441 --> 00:44:48,564 One of the girls at the office. 676 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:51,729 Which one? 677 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:56,315 - Which one is she? Do I know her? - Very sexy. 678 00:44:56,368 --> 00:44:59,487 And bright. I think they'll like each other. 679 00:44:59,537 --> 00:45:02,372 Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes? 680 00:45:02,415 --> 00:45:04,704 Blonde, big eyes, very earthy, 681 00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:07,206 wears those see-through blouses. 682 00:45:07,253 --> 00:45:09,329 Every guy in the office likes her. 683 00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:11,623 You think she's right for Allan? 684 00:45:12,426 --> 00:45:15,426 Cos to me, she doesn't seem like the type. 685 00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:18,804 - He liked her. - Really? 686 00:45:20,558 --> 00:45:22,681 How do you know? 687 00:45:22,727 --> 00:45:24,803 I could feel it. 688 00:45:24,854 --> 00:45:28,686 - Did he say anything? - Hey, I'm trying to work. 689 00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,809 OK, I'm sorry. 690 00:45:34,238 --> 00:45:38,651 - Those guys are following us. - Don't worry, I'm a fast runner. 691 00:45:38,701 --> 00:45:42,615 - Where're you going with that chick? - Don't look back. 692 00:45:42,663 --> 00:45:46,032 - I'm scared. - I'll go into my fake limp. 693 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:48,455 Let's all go on a little party. 694 00:45:48,502 --> 00:45:50,743 Fellas, I'm a veteran. 695 00:45:50,795 --> 00:45:54,129 Get rid of this creep and I'll take you for a ride. 696 00:45:54,174 --> 00:45:57,128 Take your hands off her! Did I say that? 697 00:45:57,177 --> 00:45:59,798 All right, shorty, let's go... 698 00:46:01,097 --> 00:46:05,759 - Your tattoo's coming off on my neck. - I'm gonna start screaming! 699 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:08,265 Don't worry, I can handle this. 700 00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:14,641 Start screaming. 701 00:46:25,203 --> 00:46:28,204 - Allan, is that you? - Yes. 702 00:46:28,248 --> 00:46:31,414 - How'd it go? - I got into a fight. 703 00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:35,827 What? You got into a fight? With who? 704 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,127 Some guys got tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson. 705 00:46:40,176 --> 00:46:42,465 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 706 00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:47,588 I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist and hit one in the knee with my nose. 707 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:51,969 - Where's Julie? - She ran off with the leader. 708 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:56,599 They're getting married. It never would have worked between us. 709 00:46:56,650 --> 00:47:01,312 She's Protestant, I'm Catholic, it's a great religious abyss. 710 00:47:01,363 --> 00:47:06,357 - Who were these guys? - They said they were hairdressers. 711 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:09,908 - Hard to believe. - You want us to call a doctor? 712 00:47:09,954 --> 00:47:13,288 No, I'm fine. I could use a three-foot Band-Aid 713 00:47:13,332 --> 00:47:15,823 until the pain subsides. 714 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:20,455 She's laughing and my sex life is turning into the Petrified Forest. 715 00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:23,749 Very funny. 716 00:47:40,442 --> 00:47:45,234 Ten million women in the country and I can't wind up with one. 717 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,235 Come on, you had some laughs with Linda. 718 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:54,364 There's no pressure with Linda, I'm not trying to make her. 719 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,616 I'm sure if I met her on a date, we'd have no fun. 720 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,916 The girls I try and score with I can't get to first base. 721 00:48:28,988 --> 00:48:32,855 I'm turning into the strike-out king of San Francisco. 722 00:48:32,908 --> 00:48:37,950 What do you expect? I always said you were not the romantic type. 723 00:48:37,996 --> 00:48:40,369 What's the matter with me, Nancy? 724 00:48:40,415 --> 00:48:44,365 You're a dreamer, you're awkward, you're clumsy. 725 00:48:44,419 --> 00:48:48,631 They can see how desperate you are. You've said it yourself. 726 00:48:48,673 --> 00:48:52,753 Don't go by that girl tonight. I was toying with her. 727 00:48:52,802 --> 00:48:56,966 Face it, you may be very sweet but you're not sexy. 728 00:48:57,015 --> 00:49:00,846 Don't be so sure. You never said that when we were married. 729 00:49:01,602 --> 00:49:03,559 I was thinking it. 730 00:49:04,939 --> 00:49:07,644 I bet she was. 731 00:49:07,691 --> 00:49:11,855 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm while we were married 732 00:49:11,904 --> 00:49:14,311 or did she fake it that night? 733 00:49:17,242 --> 00:49:19,318 Is this the Perry residence? 734 00:49:20,495 --> 00:49:22,571 Can I speak to Marilyn? 735 00:49:24,374 --> 00:49:27,079 An old friend of hers, I dated her once. 736 00:49:28,086 --> 00:49:30,162 Do you remember? 737 00:49:30,213 --> 00:49:32,786 I'm stunned! It was 1 1 years ago. 738 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:37,218 That's right. Short with red hair and glasses. 739 00:49:37,261 --> 00:49:39,550 No, that's cleared up. 740 00:49:41,932 --> 00:49:44,470 How can I get in touch with her? 741 00:49:45,561 --> 00:49:47,684 Really? 742 00:49:47,730 --> 00:49:49,888 She still feels that way? 743 00:49:50,899 --> 00:49:52,975 It's been 1 1 years. 744 00:49:54,069 --> 00:49:56,774 When did you last speak with her? 745 00:49:59,324 --> 00:50:01,400 Last week. 746 00:50:01,451 --> 00:50:05,912 And she specified that she didn't want you to give me the number? 747 00:50:06,998 --> 00:50:08,872 I see. 748 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,992 OK, thank you. 749 00:50:17,216 --> 00:50:20,501 Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr Felix is? 750 00:50:20,553 --> 00:50:23,886 - Right through that door. - Thank you. 751 00:50:29,186 --> 00:50:32,021 - Are you busy? - What are you doing here? 752 00:50:32,064 --> 00:50:34,601 - I don't feel so hot. - What's wrong? 753 00:50:34,649 --> 00:50:37,354 What do you have for an anxiety attack? 754 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,975 Everything, I'm a drugstore. 755 00:50:40,029 --> 00:50:42,567 I have this throbbing in my stomach. 756 00:50:42,615 --> 00:50:45,153 How do know it's anxiety and not fear? 757 00:50:45,201 --> 00:50:48,321 - My stomach's jumpy. - Is it hard to breathe? 758 00:50:48,371 --> 00:50:50,909 I feel frightened and I don't know why. 759 00:50:50,957 --> 00:50:53,661 - I get that. - Is it fear or anxiety? 760 00:50:53,709 --> 00:50:56,034 Homosexual panic. 761 00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:59,835 I always get this way when Dick goes on a business trip. 762 00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,839 He had to fly to Cleveland. 763 00:51:01,884 --> 00:51:04,172 I got up, drove him to the airport 764 00:51:04,219 --> 00:51:06,757 and threw up in the United Airlines terminal. 765 00:51:06,805 --> 00:51:08,679 I've thrown up there. 766 00:51:08,723 --> 00:51:11,298 I don't know what it is that upsets me. 767 00:51:11,352 --> 00:51:15,136 Fear of separation. I had to go to Washington once, 768 00:51:15,189 --> 00:51:17,514 and although I was leaving, I got sick 769 00:51:17,566 --> 00:51:19,773 and when I returned, my wife threw up. 770 00:51:19,818 --> 00:51:23,946 My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty because I want him to go. 771 00:51:23,989 --> 00:51:25,863 I can't understand you. 772 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:29,158 You're a knockout, why are you a mass of symptoms? 773 00:51:29,202 --> 00:51:31,278 Why is anybody screwed up? 774 00:51:31,329 --> 00:51:34,081 I guess it happens when you're a child. 775 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:38,453 You think you're ugly, your parents divorce, you feel abandoned. 776 00:51:38,503 --> 00:51:40,579 You must have the same thing. 777 00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:43,963 My parents never got divorced, although I begged them to. 778 00:51:44,008 --> 00:51:48,421 I know you think I'm nice, I appreciate it. It's good for my ego. 779 00:51:48,471 --> 00:51:50,677 And I'm hypercritical. 780 00:51:50,723 --> 00:51:54,174 I have a tendency to reject before I get rejected. 781 00:51:54,226 --> 00:51:56,384 That way I save time and money. 782 00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:03,515 - No date tonight? - I had a date but she called it off. 783 00:52:03,568 --> 00:52:05,644 Some kind of Polish holiday. 784 00:52:06,613 --> 00:52:09,733 Why don't we go out to dinner and hit a movie? 785 00:52:09,783 --> 00:52:12,570 I have a better idea. Have dinner at my house. 786 00:52:12,619 --> 00:52:14,907 The Big Sleep's on tonight. 787 00:52:14,954 --> 00:52:17,576 Do you have anything for me to cook? 788 00:52:17,623 --> 00:52:20,494 Frozen steaks and a bottle of champagne. 789 00:52:20,543 --> 00:52:22,950 What are you doing with champagne? 790 00:52:23,004 --> 00:52:27,416 I tried to cook to impress a girl. Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker. 791 00:52:27,466 --> 00:52:30,586 - How was it? - I don't know. It's still on the wall. 792 00:52:30,636 --> 00:52:34,254 - I'll buy some stuff and bring it over. - Fabulous. 793 00:52:34,306 --> 00:52:37,390 I'll get some asparagus, salad and dessert. 794 00:52:37,434 --> 00:52:41,562 I love to cook but I never get a chance. Dick's always so busy. 795 00:52:41,605 --> 00:52:43,728 Get a whole lot of stuff. 796 00:52:43,773 --> 00:52:47,023 You can open the champagne but not just for me. 797 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:51,397 I'll have one with you but you have to put me to bed if I dance naked. 798 00:52:55,993 --> 00:52:59,991 This is gonna be great. I've got a terrific rapport with Linda. 799 00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:02,115 I hate to see her depressed. 800 00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:07,326 It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in. Build a little fire. 801 00:53:07,379 --> 00:53:10,582 I'll get some candles, set up some atmosphere. 802 00:53:10,632 --> 00:53:12,506 Open the champagne. 803 00:53:12,551 --> 00:53:16,383 Women are suckers for champagne, it makes them crazy. 804 00:53:16,430 --> 00:53:20,593 It makes them crazy? What the hell am I talking about here? 805 00:53:20,642 --> 00:53:22,718 This is Linda, Dick's wife. 806 00:53:23,645 --> 00:53:26,218 So, you finally fell in love with her? 807 00:53:26,272 --> 00:53:31,100 - I just got carried away for a minute. - You don't have to feel guilty. 808 00:53:31,152 --> 00:53:36,394 Over what? Two lonely people with lots in common have dinner together. 809 00:53:36,449 --> 00:53:40,861 - We're platonic friends. - That's not how she thinks of you. 810 00:53:40,911 --> 00:53:44,031 - How can you tell? - Does she have to attack you? 811 00:53:44,081 --> 00:53:47,284 Don't get those candles, they're for a Jewish holiday! 812 00:53:47,334 --> 00:53:52,209 - She's my friend's wife. - She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up. 813 00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:55,256 - She loves you, not him. - He's not romantic. 814 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,672 - He could be. - Don't listen to him. 815 00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:01,004 - Don't listen to her. - We're in a supermarket. 816 00:54:02,223 --> 00:54:05,307 Get a grip on yourself, she's married. 817 00:54:05,351 --> 00:54:08,138 And to your best friend. 818 00:54:08,187 --> 00:54:11,307 They're never gonna get a divorce either. 819 00:54:11,357 --> 00:54:13,848 Why can't I ever get a break? 820 00:54:13,901 --> 00:54:16,226 I'd like you to do me a favour. 821 00:54:16,278 --> 00:54:20,323 I've fallen in love with another woman, it just happened. 822 00:54:20,365 --> 00:54:23,615 We're going to live in Alaska, she's an Eskimo. 823 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:28,405 I thought perhaps while I'm gone, you'd look after Linda. 824 00:54:28,457 --> 00:54:31,872 - Of course. - Well, I'm off to Alaska. 825 00:54:31,918 --> 00:54:35,204 If you need me, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290. 826 00:54:44,931 --> 00:54:49,224 I'm so tense. I don't know what's wrong. 827 00:54:50,311 --> 00:54:52,552 She'll be here any second. 828 00:54:52,605 --> 00:54:55,522 She is always complimenting me. 829 00:54:55,566 --> 00:55:00,227 I know she likes me but does she like me that way? 830 00:55:01,738 --> 00:55:04,027 What the hell? I could test her. 831 00:55:04,991 --> 00:55:06,948 I could make an advance. 832 00:55:06,993 --> 00:55:09,318 What could possibly go wrong? 833 00:55:10,413 --> 00:55:12,489 - Don't! - It was meant to be. 834 00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:15,078 Take your hands off me. Are you crazy? 835 00:55:15,126 --> 00:55:19,289 - Linda, my love. - I'm a married woman. Rape! 836 00:55:19,338 --> 00:55:21,627 Let's not get carried away. 837 00:55:21,674 --> 00:55:23,750 I'm not an appealing guy. 838 00:55:24,802 --> 00:55:27,719 The thought that Linda could fall for me, 839 00:55:27,763 --> 00:55:30,052 I'm kidding myself. 840 00:55:30,099 --> 00:55:32,672 Where the hell is she anyhow? 841 00:55:32,726 --> 00:55:36,676 By now she could have had her steak and been out of here. 842 00:55:41,943 --> 00:55:46,272 I feel so light, that lithium I took today is really working. 843 00:55:46,322 --> 00:55:49,608 Maybe you'd better not have any champagne. 844 00:55:49,659 --> 00:55:53,870 No, if I get carried away, you can always call the police. 845 00:55:53,913 --> 00:55:57,329 - How long is Dick away for? - He's back tomorrow. 846 00:55:57,375 --> 00:56:00,541 There's a new Truffaut film, we should go see it. 847 00:56:00,586 --> 00:56:02,744 Come on, we're all set for here. 848 00:56:02,796 --> 00:56:07,838 Besides, it's starting to rain and that great lda Lupino movie's on. 849 00:56:07,885 --> 00:56:12,760 She's married but gets involved with her husband's best friend. 850 00:56:12,806 --> 00:56:15,723 - How does it end? - She kills the men. 851 00:56:15,767 --> 00:56:19,634 - Let's go out. - No, I really want to see the movie. 852 00:56:19,688 --> 00:56:25,192 It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it is possible to love two people at once? 853 00:56:25,234 --> 00:56:28,354 - What do you mean? - A wife, happily married, 854 00:56:28,404 --> 00:56:31,109 suddenly finds she loves another man. 855 00:56:31,157 --> 00:56:35,984 Not that she doesn't love her husband just that she loves somebody else. 856 00:56:36,036 --> 00:56:38,112 Do you think that's possible? 857 00:56:38,163 --> 00:56:40,239 - Do you? - Very. 858 00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:43,244 Very possible and probably very common. 859 00:56:43,293 --> 00:56:45,701 Love is such a strange phenomenon. 860 00:56:45,754 --> 00:56:47,877 Strange and exquisite. 861 00:56:48,423 --> 00:56:51,424 - Go ahead, make your move. - No, I can't. 862 00:56:51,468 --> 00:56:53,959 - Take her and kiss her. - Is anything wrong? 863 00:56:54,012 --> 00:56:57,962 She wants it. Hurry, before she moves out of position. 864 00:56:58,016 --> 00:57:00,803 - Kiss her, kid. - I'll do the potatoes. 865 00:57:02,437 --> 00:57:05,224 Well, kid, you blew it. 866 00:57:06,315 --> 00:57:08,391 I can't do it. 867 00:57:08,442 --> 00:57:13,070 How's it look? I invite her over and come on like a sex degenerate. 868 00:57:13,114 --> 00:57:17,194 You're getting carried away. You think too much, just do it. 869 00:57:17,243 --> 00:57:19,319 We're platonic friends. 870 00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:22,988 I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face. 871 00:57:23,041 --> 00:57:25,282 I've had my face slapped plenty. 872 00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:27,872 But your glasses don't go flying across the room. 873 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,960 - You're gonna disappoint her. - I can't. 874 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:34,920 Here we are, you can start on this. 875 00:57:35,636 --> 00:57:39,135 Did you read that another Oakland woman was raped? 876 00:57:39,181 --> 00:57:41,968 I was nowhere near Oakland! 877 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:47,223 - Do they know who did it? - No idea. He must be very clever. 878 00:57:47,272 --> 00:57:51,056 You must be on the ball to rape so many women and get away with it. 879 00:57:51,109 --> 00:57:55,438 If anybody tried to rape me, I'd just pretend to go along with it 880 00:57:55,488 --> 00:57:58,774 and then grab a heavy object and let him have it. 881 00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:03,198 That is unless I was enjoying it. 882 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,578 They say it's every woman's secret desire. 883 00:58:08,626 --> 00:58:11,710 I guess it depends on who's doing the raping. 884 00:58:12,755 --> 00:58:16,835 Why dwell on morbid subjects? Odds are you'll never get raped. 885 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,960 Not with my luck. 886 00:58:21,054 --> 00:58:23,260 I feel so light. 887 00:58:23,306 --> 00:58:27,090 That drink is going right to my head. I'm floating. 888 00:58:27,143 --> 00:58:29,515 - Go ahead, kiss her. - I can't. 889 00:58:29,562 --> 00:58:32,018 - She's ready. - How can you be sure? 890 00:58:32,065 --> 00:58:35,065 - Believe me, I'm sure. - She'll pull back. 891 00:58:35,109 --> 00:58:38,560 She's sitting and waiting. Now, don't screw up. 892 00:58:40,364 --> 00:58:42,938 Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow. 893 00:58:42,992 --> 00:58:46,158 If she screams, I'll pretend it was a joke. 894 00:58:46,203 --> 00:58:48,279 She'd better laugh. 895 00:58:50,457 --> 00:58:52,533 The phone! 896 00:58:56,671 --> 00:58:58,545 Yes, she's here. 897 00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:02,504 She came over before. I was going out, I had a Polish date. 898 00:59:02,552 --> 00:59:05,469 It's for you, it's from Cleveland. 899 00:59:05,513 --> 00:59:07,921 - Are you upset? - The ring startled me. 900 00:59:07,974 --> 00:59:11,307 I want her out, I'm gonna cause an international incident! 901 00:59:11,352 --> 00:59:15,101 - Hello, darling. - She loves him. I'm kidding myself. 902 00:59:15,147 --> 00:59:19,774 Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out. 903 00:59:19,819 --> 00:59:22,772 All you got to do is make your move. 904 00:59:22,821 --> 00:59:26,866 This is crazy. We'll all wind up in The National Enquirer. 905 00:59:26,909 --> 00:59:29,115 OK, goodbye. 906 00:59:29,161 --> 00:59:31,118 Yes, I will. 907 00:59:32,122 --> 00:59:36,618 Dick sounded down. I think he's having trouble in Cleveland. 908 00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:39,871 How come he never takes you with him on these trips? 909 00:59:39,921 --> 00:59:43,705 I'm afraid to fly. My analyst says it's an excuse. 910 00:59:43,758 --> 00:59:46,000 He never asks me along, though. 911 00:59:46,052 --> 00:59:49,088 Maybe he's got something going on the side. 912 00:59:49,138 --> 00:59:53,005 - Would that bother you? - Sure. But not if I didn't know. 913 00:59:53,059 --> 00:59:58,053 I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever had a casual affair with anyone. 914 00:59:58,105 --> 01:00:01,390 I don't think I could have a casual affair. 915 01:00:01,442 --> 01:00:04,146 No, I don't take those things lightly. 916 01:00:04,194 --> 01:00:08,239 If I fell for another man, it'd have to be more than just a fling. 917 01:00:08,281 --> 01:00:11,899 I'd have feel something more serious. Are you shaking? 918 01:00:11,952 --> 01:00:13,825 Just chilly. 919 01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:16,361 It's not very cold. 920 01:00:16,414 --> 01:00:19,415 Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair. 921 01:00:19,459 --> 01:00:21,950 I couldn't take the excitement. 922 01:00:22,003 --> 01:00:24,410 Besides, I'm not glamorous enough. 923 01:00:24,464 --> 01:00:26,705 You're uncommonly beautiful. 924 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:30,173 When I go out with you and all those beautiful girls, 925 01:00:30,219 --> 01:00:32,425 I feel like life has passed me by. 926 01:00:32,471 --> 01:00:35,092 I should be selling chocolate at Fannie Farmer. 927 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,631 Those girls are not in your league. 928 01:00:37,684 --> 01:00:42,726 Keep talking, you're saving my life. I have such an inferiority complex. 929 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,809 You're doing very well. Now kiss her. 930 01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:48,860 - Please! - You built up to it beautifully. 931 01:00:48,903 --> 01:00:52,568 - I don't have the nerve. - Tell her she's beautiful. 932 01:00:52,615 --> 01:00:55,700 - I just told her. - Again. 933 01:00:55,743 --> 01:00:59,077 You really are an unusually beautiful person. 934 01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:03,617 - I don't know what to say... - You're exceptionally beautiful. 935 01:01:03,668 --> 01:01:06,752 You're uncommonly beautiful, unusually beautiful... 936 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,954 All right! 937 01:01:09,006 --> 01:01:11,923 It's been so long since anybody said that. 938 01:01:11,967 --> 01:01:14,884 - Move closer to her. - How close? 939 01:01:14,928 --> 01:01:17,004 The length of your lips. 940 01:01:17,055 --> 01:01:20,424 - That's very close. - Come on, move. 941 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,314 Now what? 942 01:01:29,359 --> 01:01:34,234 Tell her that she moves something in you that you can't control. 943 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,569 - You're kidding! - Go ahead. 944 01:01:36,616 --> 01:01:38,822 - It's corny. - She'll love it. 945 01:01:38,868 --> 01:01:41,572 Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't. 946 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:44,574 Leave Fred Astaire out of this and say something. 947 01:01:44,623 --> 01:01:47,743 - I've loved our time together. - So have l. 948 01:01:47,793 --> 01:01:50,462 All right? I don't want to use your line. 949 01:01:50,504 --> 01:01:52,746 You're doing fine, kid. 950 01:01:52,798 --> 01:01:57,506 Now, tell her she has the most irresistible eyes you've ever seen. 951 01:01:59,888 --> 01:02:04,016 You have the most eyes I've ever seen on any person. 952 01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:06,430 - Your... - Your hand is trembling. 953 01:02:06,477 --> 01:02:09,147 - That's because you're near. - Pardon? 954 01:02:09,188 --> 01:02:11,264 Tell her that! 955 01:02:12,817 --> 01:02:15,023 That's because you're near. 956 01:02:15,069 --> 01:02:17,774 You really know what to say, don't you? 957 01:02:17,822 --> 01:02:20,822 Now, tell her that you've met a lot of dames 958 01:02:20,866 --> 01:02:24,282 but she is really something special. 959 01:02:24,328 --> 01:02:27,115 - That she won't believe. - Oh, no? 960 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,496 I have met a lot of dames 961 01:02:32,544 --> 01:02:36,162 but you are really something special. 962 01:02:36,214 --> 01:02:37,459 Really? 963 01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:39,713 She bought it! 964 01:02:42,845 --> 01:02:47,057 Put your right hand around her shoulders and pull her close. 965 01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:49,222 - I can't. - Go on! 966 01:02:49,268 --> 01:02:51,344 I'll try. 967 01:02:54,648 --> 01:02:59,643 Now, get ready for the big move and do exactly as I tell you. 968 01:02:59,695 --> 01:03:03,111 I warned you to leave my ex-husband alone. 969 01:03:11,248 --> 01:03:13,739 I guess I better fix the steaks. 970 01:03:17,129 --> 01:03:19,205 Your eyes... 971 01:03:20,466 --> 01:03:22,624 are like two thick steaks. 972 01:03:22,676 --> 01:03:24,467 Don't! 973 01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:27,547 - I'll pay for the lamp. - I think I love you. 974 01:03:27,597 --> 01:03:30,005 No, I insist on paying for the lamp. 975 01:03:30,058 --> 01:03:33,972 - Forget the lamp. - I'm so clumsy. Take $10. 976 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:37,769 Forget the damn lamp. Give me $5, we'll call it even. 977 01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:40,306 - Don't! - You're making a mistake. 978 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:45,105 I was joking. I was just testing you. It was a platonic kiss. 979 01:03:45,156 --> 01:03:49,023 - I think I'd better go home. - You're making a mistake. 980 01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:51,911 - I should go. - If you think I would... 981 01:03:51,954 --> 01:03:53,993 Allan, I'll be fine. 982 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:59,619 I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. 983 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:03,501 She's panicky. When she gets home, she'll be hysterical. 984 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:07,676 What am I gonna tell Dick? She'll probably go to the police. 985 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:10,922 What did I do? I'm not Bogart, I never will be. 986 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,929 I'm a disgrace to my sex. 987 01:04:12,974 --> 01:04:17,102 I should get a job at an Arabian palace as a eunuch. 988 01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:19,267 That's the vice squad. 989 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:23,520 Did you say you loved me? 990 01:04:53,721 --> 01:04:55,797 I still can't believe it. 991 01:04:56,849 --> 01:04:59,305 I haven't slept that well in years. 992 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:03,011 Is it noon yet? 993 01:05:03,063 --> 01:05:05,020 No, it's seven. 994 01:05:05,065 --> 01:05:06,939 Seven? 995 01:05:07,818 --> 01:05:10,107 I didn't realise it was so early. 996 01:05:11,530 --> 01:05:15,064 - You were fantastic last night in bed. - Thanks. 997 01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:20,157 - How do you feel now? - I think the Pepto-Bismol helped. 998 01:05:21,247 --> 01:05:24,996 What were you thinking about while we were doing it? 999 01:05:25,043 --> 01:05:26,786 Willie Mays. 1000 01:05:26,836 --> 01:05:30,169 You always think of baseball players when you make love? 1001 01:05:30,214 --> 01:05:32,088 It keeps me going. 1002 01:05:32,133 --> 01:05:36,082 I couldn't figure out why you kept yelling "slide". 1003 01:05:40,265 --> 01:05:43,053 It'll probably be best if you told Dick. 1004 01:05:43,102 --> 01:05:45,177 What'll I say? 1005 01:05:46,271 --> 01:05:50,732 It could happen and it happened. It's not your fault or my fault. 1006 01:05:50,776 --> 01:05:54,275 You felt like a woman last night and I felt like a man. 1007 01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:57,736 And that's what those kind of people do. 1008 01:05:57,782 --> 01:06:02,942 But we can't sneak around and have an affair. It's so cheap. 1009 01:06:02,995 --> 01:06:06,411 You know, you've got to be honest with him. 1010 01:06:06,457 --> 01:06:10,918 You just have to tell him the two of you have grown apart 1011 01:06:10,961 --> 01:06:13,333 and you and I have fallen in love. 1012 01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:15,622 - That's if you love me. - I do. 1013 01:06:15,674 --> 01:06:17,916 Then we have to tell him the truth. 1014 01:06:17,968 --> 01:06:19,842 I'm so tense. 1015 01:06:19,887 --> 01:06:23,255 I can tell him. I've known him longer than you have. 1016 01:06:23,307 --> 01:06:26,889 - No, I'd prefer to do it. - Maybe you'd better do it. 1017 01:06:26,935 --> 01:06:28,809 Tell him what? 1018 01:06:28,853 --> 01:06:32,436 Tell him that the two of us are right for each other 1019 01:06:32,482 --> 01:06:37,523 and that may be he ought to think about getting his stuff and moving out. 1020 01:06:37,570 --> 01:06:40,061 Maybe you move in with me for a while. 1021 01:06:41,532 --> 01:06:44,486 As long as we handle this in a mature way. 1022 01:06:44,535 --> 01:06:47,951 As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature about it, 1023 01:06:47,997 --> 01:06:52,160 both of us are mature, we can achieve a certain maturation 1024 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,451 that guarantees maturiosity. 1025 01:06:54,503 --> 01:06:57,539 You're mature, Allan, and very wise. 1026 01:06:57,589 --> 01:07:00,210 The key to wiseness is maturiositude. 1027 01:07:01,802 --> 01:07:04,719 Why is it always so complicated? 1028 01:07:04,763 --> 01:07:06,839 Lean on me, baby. 1029 01:07:07,599 --> 01:07:09,675 Lean on me. 1030 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:31,610 If you want me, I'll be home having an anxiety attack. 1031 01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:37,827 Well, kid, she loves you. 1032 01:07:37,878 --> 01:07:42,255 Why not? I was dynamite in bed last night. 1033 01:07:42,298 --> 01:07:46,296 That lucky girl. I gave her my best moves. 1034 01:08:03,527 --> 01:08:07,774 Excuse me, I want to take a look at the music box in the window. 1035 01:08:07,823 --> 01:08:11,405 There's a nice, brown, small music box. 1036 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:29,297 - What are you doing here? - I was calling, didn't you hear? 1037 01:08:29,343 --> 01:08:33,092 No, I was thinking about some stuff. 1038 01:08:33,139 --> 01:08:36,757 - Still daydreaming. How are you? - OK. How are you? 1039 01:08:36,809 --> 01:08:40,142 I just got back from New York. I'm gonna move back there. 1040 01:08:40,187 --> 01:08:42,061 Is that so? 1041 01:08:42,105 --> 01:08:44,181 I don't know what to say! 1042 01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:46,308 So, what are you doing? 1043 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,275 You know, the usual. Going to the movies and... 1044 01:08:51,323 --> 01:08:53,564 staring off into space. 1045 01:08:53,616 --> 01:08:55,942 Are you seeing someone? 1046 01:08:58,371 --> 01:09:00,494 I mean, I go out but... 1047 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:02,698 How are Dick and Linda? 1048 01:09:03,334 --> 01:09:06,501 She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know. 1049 01:09:07,588 --> 01:09:10,423 You're in better spirits than when I left. 1050 01:09:10,466 --> 01:09:13,088 I am. You got me on an up-day. 1051 01:09:13,136 --> 01:09:15,627 Is this the music box you wanted? 1052 01:09:16,598 --> 01:09:18,471 It's pretty. 1053 01:09:19,601 --> 01:09:24,227 I need to keep my paperclips in something so... You know? 1054 01:09:24,272 --> 01:09:27,522 I have an appointment with the diet doctor. 1055 01:09:27,566 --> 01:09:29,855 You don't seem overweight to me. 1056 01:09:29,902 --> 01:09:32,440 Let's not have that argument again. 1057 01:09:32,488 --> 01:09:34,231 Right. 1058 01:09:35,324 --> 01:09:39,024 - Bye. - So long. It was nice seeing you. 1059 01:09:39,077 --> 01:09:41,153 Thanks. You, too. 1060 01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:46,953 I was real cool. 1061 01:09:47,002 --> 01:09:49,409 Why not? She never understood me. 1062 01:09:49,462 --> 01:09:54,207 I'm complicated. I think Linda understands that. 1063 01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:56,335 Linda finds me exciting. 1064 01:09:56,386 --> 01:09:58,259 Dick'll understand. 1065 01:09:58,304 --> 01:10:01,673 Because of our social encounters a romance has developed. 1066 01:10:01,724 --> 01:10:04,725 It's natural among sophisticated people. 1067 01:10:05,311 --> 01:10:07,980 - You sent for me? - Yes. Drink? Scotch? 1068 01:10:08,022 --> 01:10:10,892 - Fine. - Soda? Linda and I are in love. 1069 01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:14,227 Just as well. My doctor says I have two months to live. 1070 01:10:14,278 --> 01:10:17,065 - Good. Then you don't mind? - Not a bit. 1071 01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:21,282 Dick and I have been through a lot together. 1072 01:10:21,326 --> 01:10:26,367 He's my best friend. This is terrible. This is gonna hurt him, I know it. 1073 01:10:26,414 --> 01:10:30,412 How could they? My wife and my best friend. 1074 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,785 I loved her. And I loved him. 1075 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,287 Why didn't I see it coming? 1076 01:10:36,340 --> 01:10:39,674 Me, who had the foresight to by Polaroid at 8.5. 1077 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,756 Dick is an emotional guy. 1078 01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:48,970 He's liable to... God knows what? Kill himself or something. 1079 01:10:49,019 --> 01:10:51,771 Kill himself? What might he do to you? 1080 01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:55,396 You take a guy's wife, you humiliate him... 1081 01:10:55,442 --> 01:10:59,902 You've seen enough ltalian movies. And Dick's got a temper. 1082 01:11:42,445 --> 01:11:44,900 You're supposed to be in Cleveland. 1083 01:11:44,947 --> 01:11:47,699 I had to come home. I got to talk to you. 1084 01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:52,028 I got a problem. 1085 01:11:54,290 --> 01:11:56,163 What do you mean? 1086 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,292 I think Linda's having an affair. 1087 01:12:03,382 --> 01:12:05,955 I called her at home, she's not there. 1088 01:12:06,009 --> 01:12:09,176 Recently, she's been distant, distracted. 1089 01:12:09,221 --> 01:12:12,387 Little things only a husband would notice. 1090 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:17,259 I don't understand it. You've seen her a lot lately, she's changed. 1091 01:12:17,312 --> 01:12:21,808 The other night she spoke about having an affair in her sleep. 1092 01:12:21,858 --> 01:12:25,061 - Did she mention any names? - Only yours. 1093 01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:28,859 When I woke her, she said it was just a nightmare. 1094 01:12:33,410 --> 01:12:36,079 I keep trying to think of who it could be. 1095 01:12:36,121 --> 01:12:40,582 It's got to be someone I don't know, someone she met through work. 1096 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:45,964 An agent or ad executive, a photographer, maybe an actor. 1097 01:12:46,006 --> 01:12:48,247 - Don't get upset. - I love her. 1098 01:12:48,299 --> 01:12:50,707 If she leaves me, I'll kill myself. 1099 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,132 Since when are you so emotional? 1100 01:12:53,179 --> 01:12:56,346 I've never been in love with anyone before. 1101 01:12:56,391 --> 01:12:59,925 If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him. 1102 01:12:59,977 --> 01:13:04,141 I've neglected her and now she's involved with some stud. 1103 01:13:04,190 --> 01:13:08,768 If I haven't already lost her, I'm really gonna make it up to her. 1104 01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:11,025 I'm gonna change. 1105 01:13:11,071 --> 01:13:14,487 I'm gonna make her life with me fun and exciting 1106 01:13:14,533 --> 01:13:17,617 cos without her, it wouldn't be worth living. 1107 01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:22,619 I was up all night thinking, "I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive." 1108 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:25,916 Then I panicked and called her. She was out. 1109 01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:28,498 Where the hell did she stay? 1110 01:13:28,546 --> 01:13:31,500 - Calm yourself. - I've got to find her. 1111 01:13:31,549 --> 01:13:35,167 I've got to beg her forgiveness before it's too late. 1112 01:13:35,219 --> 01:13:39,299 I want her to get on that plane with me back to Cleveland. 1113 01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:42,017 I want to hear her laugh and speak. 1114 01:13:42,059 --> 01:13:44,764 I want to pamper her, take care of her. 1115 01:13:46,897 --> 01:13:48,973 Sorry for carrying on like this 1116 01:13:49,024 --> 01:13:52,060 but you're the only friend who'd understand. 1117 01:13:52,110 --> 01:13:53,984 I understand. 1118 01:13:54,029 --> 01:13:59,236 Look, Allan, if she calls, will you tell her I've got to talk to her? 1119 01:13:59,284 --> 01:14:01,490 Tell her I'll see her at home. 1120 01:14:01,536 --> 01:14:04,074 - OK, I'll tell her. - Thanks. 1121 01:14:05,873 --> 01:14:06,905 Thanks a lot. 1122 01:14:19,219 --> 01:14:23,383 How can I break up his home? He's crazy about her. 1123 01:14:23,432 --> 01:14:27,180 I never realised how much. He never realised how much. 1124 01:14:35,110 --> 01:14:37,435 Hello, Linda? 1125 01:14:37,487 --> 01:14:41,021 I'm in the middle of a conversation. I'll call you back. 1126 01:14:41,991 --> 01:14:43,865 Don't... 1127 01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:52,575 So that's really it? 1128 01:14:54,962 --> 01:14:59,458 Linda, I have to speak to you. Have you told him anything yet? 1129 01:14:59,508 --> 01:15:02,462 - Who is that? ls that him? - This is Allan. 1130 01:15:02,511 --> 01:15:06,045 - Allan, I'll speak to you later. - Don't hang up! 1131 01:15:22,948 --> 01:15:26,945 Listen, this is urgent... You sound terrible. 1132 01:15:29,579 --> 01:15:31,453 Excuse me. 1133 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:35,409 That wasn't her. 1134 01:15:36,961 --> 01:15:39,666 I just hope you know what you're doing. 1135 01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:46,211 Is it all right? ls the coast clear? Can I speak? 1136 01:15:47,513 --> 01:15:51,345 - I ought to be in Cleveland. - No, wait. 1137 01:15:52,434 --> 01:15:54,842 Say... Just answer in... 1138 01:15:55,687 --> 01:15:57,763 I'll speak to you later. 1139 01:16:00,442 --> 01:16:02,684 I don't believe this. 1140 01:16:05,196 --> 01:16:07,070 The airport. 1141 01:16:07,115 --> 01:16:11,278 I've got to speak to her before she says anything to him. 1142 01:16:16,624 --> 01:16:20,372 - The Christies just left for the airport. - Together? 1143 01:16:20,419 --> 01:16:22,495 One right after the other. 1144 01:16:22,546 --> 01:16:24,503 Taxi! 1145 01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:31,173 I'll tell her it's over, that's all. It was fun but we lost our heads. 1146 01:16:32,222 --> 01:16:36,350 What if it's too late? What if Linda's really hooked on me? 1147 01:16:37,352 --> 01:16:41,930 Once a woman's been made love to by somebody who can do it great... 1148 01:16:42,649 --> 01:16:45,140 I was incredible last night in bed. 1149 01:16:45,944 --> 01:16:49,478 I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. 1150 01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:53,694 Love is very different for a woman, it's a complicated phenomenon. 1151 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:56,613 I've never broken off with a girl before. 1152 01:16:56,662 --> 01:16:59,580 - You said you loved me. - Take it gracefully. 1153 01:16:59,623 --> 01:17:03,324 But the time we've spent together, the closeness. 1154 01:17:03,377 --> 01:17:06,247 You mean too much to me, I can't let you go. 1155 01:17:06,296 --> 01:17:10,294 - I 'm sorry. - Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy? 1156 01:17:10,342 --> 01:17:12,963 - What can I say? - Give me the letter. 1157 01:17:13,011 --> 01:17:15,087 - What? - Give me the letter. 1158 01:17:15,138 --> 01:17:17,344 - There is no letter. - I want it. 1159 01:17:17,390 --> 01:17:22,348 You're going crazy. Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder! 1160 01:17:23,354 --> 01:17:28,016 Pull yourself together, kid. You should feel encouraged. 1161 01:17:28,067 --> 01:17:31,732 When you weren't being phoney, you got a good dame to fall for you. 1162 01:17:31,779 --> 01:17:34,531 You thought you couldn't make it with dames. 1163 01:17:34,573 --> 01:17:39,531 - And now I've got to end it. - It's not that hard, kid. Watch. 1164 01:17:49,129 --> 01:17:52,165 - Come here, sweetheart. - Yes, darling? 1165 01:17:53,091 --> 01:17:55,297 - It's over. - What is? 1166 01:17:55,343 --> 01:17:57,217 - Us. - Over? 1167 01:17:57,262 --> 01:17:59,468 - Over. Kaput. - That simple? 1168 01:17:59,514 --> 01:18:02,087 - That's right. - Supposing I say no? 1169 01:18:02,141 --> 01:18:05,012 - Won't do you any good. - And will this? 1170 01:18:05,061 --> 01:18:08,264 Come off it, sugar. You never could use a rod. 1171 01:18:10,232 --> 01:18:13,352 But why does it have to end before it can begin? 1172 01:18:13,402 --> 01:18:15,644 Because you play too rough for me. 1173 01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:19,610 You killed Johnson. Parker found out so you killed him too. 1174 01:18:19,658 --> 01:18:21,900 Then you wanted to finish me off. 1175 01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:26,827 You couldn't do it when I was facing you so you wanted me to turn around. 1176 01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:30,491 Now, let's go. You're taking the fall. 1177 01:18:38,551 --> 01:18:40,793 That's all there is to it. 1178 01:18:40,845 --> 01:18:43,133 For you because you're Bogart. 1179 01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:45,387 Everybody is at certain times. 1180 01:18:45,433 --> 01:18:48,433 You're doing something I didn't think you could. 1181 01:18:48,477 --> 01:18:52,225 You're passing up a real tomato because you don't want to hurt a guy. 1182 01:18:52,272 --> 01:18:55,439 If I did that, there wouldn't be a dry eye. 1183 01:18:55,484 --> 01:18:57,523 But I'm heartbroken over it. 1184 01:18:57,569 --> 01:19:00,060 All the more reason to feel proud of it. 1185 01:19:00,113 --> 01:19:02,189 - You think so? - Sure. 1186 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:06,985 Listen, kid, there's other things in life besides dames. 1187 01:19:07,036 --> 01:19:10,951 One of them is to know you did the right thing for a pal. 1188 01:19:10,999 --> 01:19:13,074 Think it over. 1189 01:19:43,029 --> 01:19:46,861 - What gate is the flight to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1190 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,577 - Where's the plane to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1191 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,804 - Wait. - What are you doing here? 1192 01:20:19,856 --> 01:20:23,438 - I've something important to tell you. - So do l. 1193 01:20:23,484 --> 01:20:27,102 Do you realise what a wonderful thing has happened? 1194 01:20:27,154 --> 01:20:31,448 The most beautiful thing has happened right under our noses. 1195 01:20:31,492 --> 01:20:35,821 We've had a wonderful experience. Doesn't that surprise you? 1196 01:20:35,871 --> 01:20:39,489 You didn't have to leave books lying around, 1197 01:20:39,541 --> 01:20:42,246 you didn't have to have on the proper music. 1198 01:20:42,294 --> 01:20:46,872 I even saw you in your underwear with the days of the week on them. 1199 01:20:47,591 --> 01:20:50,591 - We have to call it quits. - Yes, I know. 1200 01:20:50,635 --> 01:20:54,134 - Pardon me? - Suddenly things became very clear. 1201 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:58,842 And when I asked myself if I really wanted to break off my marriage, 1202 01:20:58,893 --> 01:21:02,476 the answer was no. I love Dick. 1203 01:21:03,522 --> 01:21:07,306 Although someone as wonderful as you is very tempting, 1204 01:21:07,359 --> 01:21:10,526 - I can't imagine life without him. - You can't? 1205 01:21:10,571 --> 01:21:16,444 He needs me. In some unexplainable way, I need him. 1206 01:21:16,494 --> 01:21:18,570 I know he needs you. 1207 01:21:18,621 --> 01:21:22,950 This is the first time I've been affected by anyone besides Dick. 1208 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,325 I'm already in love with you. 1209 01:21:25,378 --> 01:21:29,589 Unless we stop now, I won't be able to go back to him. 1210 01:21:29,632 --> 01:21:32,668 I don't regret a moment of what's happened 1211 01:21:32,718 --> 01:21:37,214 because it's reaffirmed my feelings for Dick. 1212 01:21:40,434 --> 01:21:42,510 Linda, I understand, really. 1213 01:21:42,561 --> 01:21:46,261 Sure? You're not just saying that to make things easy? 1214 01:21:46,314 --> 01:21:48,521 I'm saying it because it's true. 1215 01:21:48,566 --> 01:21:52,481 We both know you belong to Dick. You're part of his work. 1216 01:21:52,529 --> 01:21:55,778 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 1217 01:21:55,823 --> 01:22:00,615 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life. 1218 01:22:00,661 --> 01:22:02,535 That's beautiful. 1219 01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:04,786 It's from Casablanca. 1220 01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:07,405 I waited my whole life to say it. 1221 01:22:18,053 --> 01:22:21,137 I thought I saw you here. What's going on? 1222 01:22:21,181 --> 01:22:24,217 You should know something before you two leave. 1223 01:22:24,267 --> 01:22:26,972 Us? You're coming with me? 1224 01:22:28,354 --> 01:22:30,976 Nobody owes me any explanations. 1225 01:22:31,024 --> 01:22:34,724 I'm going to anyway because it may mean something later on. 1226 01:22:34,777 --> 01:22:38,110 You said you thought Linda was having an affair. 1227 01:22:38,155 --> 01:22:41,192 But she was at my house when you called. 1228 01:22:41,242 --> 01:22:45,820 She came over to baby-sit with me because I was lonely. Right? 1229 01:22:47,539 --> 01:22:50,706 Over the past weeks I've fallen in love with her. 1230 01:22:50,751 --> 01:22:55,543 I hoped she felt the same way but all she could talk about was you. 1231 01:22:55,589 --> 01:22:58,922 - I understand, Allan. - I hope you do. 1232 01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,562 We better be going. 1233 01:23:23,532 --> 01:23:25,608 I'll call you, Allan. 1234 01:23:39,964 --> 01:23:42,040 That was great. 1235 01:23:42,091 --> 01:23:45,507 You've really developed yourself a little style. 1236 01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:48,673 I do have a certain amount of style, don't l? 1237 01:23:49,765 --> 01:23:52,636 I guess you won't be needing me any more. 1238 01:23:52,685 --> 01:23:57,181 There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know. 1239 01:23:57,231 --> 01:24:01,857 I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. 1240 01:24:01,902 --> 01:24:04,653 True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly 1241 01:24:04,696 --> 01:24:09,903 but I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. 1242 01:24:12,245 --> 01:24:14,534 Here's looking at you, kid.