1 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,026 I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. 2 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,197 Meg. 3 00:00:34,873 --> 00:00:36,465 Why are you here? 4 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,601 Beatrice has... 5 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,311 ...been showing signs of depression. 6 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:48,541 She's also been very, very angry with us. 7 00:00:49,286 --> 00:00:51,982 Ever since she saw us having sex. 8 00:00:57,194 --> 00:01:01,358 When you were having sex, was it different or unusual in any way? 9 00:01:05,302 --> 00:01:09,068 We got a book. Kama Sutra. 10 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:12,202 I lit some candles... 11 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:14,541 ...and played some music. 12 00:01:15,813 --> 00:01:18,577 And got myself in a position that wasn't... 13 00:01:19,717 --> 00:01:22,651 ...very easy for me, emotionally. 14 00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:25,345 It's called the Congress of the Cow... 15 00:01:26,556 --> 00:01:27,682 ...where... 16 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:32,055 ...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind. 17 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:35,862 What did she do when she saw you? 18 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:38,296 She just stood there staring at us. 19 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:41,561 -She didn't say anything? -Didn't say a word. 20 00:01:42,839 --> 00:01:45,535 What would you like to say to Beatrice right now? 21 00:01:49,846 --> 00:01:53,213 I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 22 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:55,008 Beatrice, can you look at us? 23 00:01:55,919 --> 00:01:58,546 Come on, honey, Mommy and Daddy are over here. 24 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,618 Champions into the ring. 25 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:07,353 Thank you. Right on around. 26 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:12,365 Just trot him straight away and back, please. 27 00:02:12,701 --> 00:02:16,569 They couldn't have ordered up a nicer day, I'll say that for them. 28 00:02:16,772 --> 00:02:19,104 I woke up, I was so glad. 29 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:21,905 Would everybody please fill in to line? 30 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:24,978 Leads up. Let's take them all around. 31 00:02:29,985 --> 00:02:33,283 Best of Breed. Best of Winners. Best Opposite. 32 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:34,921 Yes! 33 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,786 Super. 34 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:41,618 I like to think that Cookie and I work as a team. 35 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,091 Although I do nothing. 36 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,130 She does all the work with Winky. 37 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:51,436 Well, the fiirst time we met was at this... 38 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,107 ...big dance. 39 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,343 And I just thought she was the prettiest thing... 40 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,945 ...that I'd ever seen. 41 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:02,639 And she was there with somebody else. 42 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,843 She was very popular back then. She had dozens of boyfriends. 43 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,518 Hundreds. 44 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,654 Hundreds? 45 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,016 Yeah, hundreds. 46 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,125 I did not know that! 47 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,623 Hundreds. 48 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,798 Well, not that I didn't have a reputation myself... 49 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:24,903 ...because, you know, I was considered... 50 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:29,940 ...by "some" to be quite the Casanova, myself. 51 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:34,677 Back at Ponce de Leon Junior High. But we started dancing.... 52 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,880 He didn't want to dance! 53 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,075 -I didn't want to dance because-- -I said, "Get up, Gerry." 54 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,346 I kept saying, "No, I can't dance. 55 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,388 I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet!" 56 00:03:45,591 --> 00:03:47,286 I thought he was kidding. 57 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,425 But I wasn't. 58 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:52,989 I was born... 59 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:55,960 ...with two left feet. 60 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,864 And they had a nickname for me. 61 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,629 They used to call me Loopy... 62 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,900 ...because, you know, I would walk in little loops. 63 00:04:04,109 --> 00:04:05,906 I kept going in circles. 64 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:09,638 And then with some therapy I learned... 65 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,908 ...how to walk a straight line. 66 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:13,550 And dance. 67 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,549 -And dance! -And dance. 68 00:04:15,754 --> 00:04:18,984 Oh, man, you got moves better than Winky, I think. 69 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:24,393 My great-grandfather Millbank, in 1875... 70 00:04:24,596 --> 00:04:28,327 ...began the Mayflower IKennel Club and Dog Show. 71 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,591 It started small. 72 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,929 He operated out of this house we're in... 73 00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:37,574 ...this beautiful building, and this lovely room... 74 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:41,575 ...which grew and grew, and of course, nobody lives here anymore. 75 00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:43,371 But, it's our... 76 00:04:43,882 --> 00:04:45,372 ...it's our place. 77 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:49,610 And then my grandfather continued the tradition... 78 00:04:49,821 --> 00:04:53,518 ...and really, I think what we're talking about is standards... 79 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:57,683 ...very, very specific, rigid, you could say... 80 00:04:57,895 --> 00:05:00,056 ...but in this world... 81 00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:03,062 ...where would we be without them, I think. 82 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:04,962 And notice where we are. 83 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:07,866 We've got some real standards... 84 00:05:08,071 --> 00:05:11,336 ...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard... 85 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:14,772 ...but we don't have a number of teeth standard. 86 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:18,038 The breeds do differ in that, but they're very strict... 87 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:21,012 ...and they're very, very pure. 88 00:05:21,218 --> 00:05:22,412 And, that.... Oh, yes? 89 00:05:22,619 --> 00:05:24,883 Did you hear that? Did you hear what I said? 90 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:27,113 I think she-- I think you heard what I said. 91 00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:28,814 You were listening to me. 92 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:35,557 Now, when somebody comes in here... 93 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:38,825 ...your average tourist, fisherperson, right? 94 00:05:39,035 --> 00:05:41,435 They want to know, "Where do I go?" 95 00:05:41,637 --> 00:05:44,105 What you do is sell them this map... 96 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:46,036 ...and all these different flies. 97 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,802 You take the map. You take your best places... 98 00:05:49,011 --> 00:05:52,572 ...and you take the best fly for the place, put it right on the map. 99 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:55,808 Then you'd sell them the map. Now they know where to go. 100 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,508 We pick out the pattern for you. 101 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,985 It could be a Disco Midge, it could be a Beadhead... 102 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:03,590 ...it could be a Parachute Adams, whatever it is. 103 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:05,420 He doesn't have to think, "Oh." 104 00:06:05,627 --> 00:06:07,322 Aside from fishing... 105 00:06:07,529 --> 00:06:10,828 ...dogs have always been a big thing in my family. 106 00:06:11,032 --> 00:06:14,559 My father was a Coonhound man. 107 00:06:14,769 --> 00:06:16,566 He had Red Bones... 108 00:06:16,771 --> 00:06:19,706 ...and his brother had a Blue Tick, and his brother had a Plott Hound... 109 00:06:19,908 --> 00:06:22,240 ...and some other members of the family... 110 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:26,540 ...they had Steven's stock and some Cataloona Hounds. 111 00:06:26,748 --> 00:06:30,309 And my brother Otto also had a Red Bone. 112 00:06:30,518 --> 00:06:33,112 We'd fight all the time. He'd say, "I'm a Red Bone man!" 113 00:06:33,321 --> 00:06:35,516 I used to say, "I'm a Bloodhound man!" 114 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:40,991 The Bloodhound, of all the breeds, is just such a noble, loyal, perfect dog. 115 00:06:41,195 --> 00:06:42,719 You can't find a better dog... 116 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:44,397 ...on the whole planet Earth. 117 00:06:44,598 --> 00:06:46,998 And I would guess that even if one day... 118 00:06:47,201 --> 00:06:50,659 ...they land on some other planet in Venus or Mars, whatever... 119 00:06:50,871 --> 00:06:52,896 ...you couldn't find a better dog. 120 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,141 And Hubert is the best Hound I've ever had. 121 00:06:56,343 --> 00:06:59,073 I've had probably 10 or 1 5. 122 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:04,273 He is not only a great show dog, but he could be a great man-trail dog. 123 00:07:04,485 --> 00:07:07,420 If the police came and said, "I need a great Bloodhound"... 124 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:10,283 ...he would be the one to take out. 125 00:07:10,491 --> 00:07:14,325 Because if there was some kind of convict loose, God forbid... 126 00:07:14,528 --> 00:07:16,359 ...he would be the one to find him. 127 00:07:19,932 --> 00:07:22,526 We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin... 128 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:25,761 ...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck. 129 00:07:25,972 --> 00:07:29,271 -We got everything. -So, basically, you know, meat. 130 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:31,173 -Got a lot of meat. -Oh, good. 131 00:07:31,377 --> 00:07:32,571 Now, Tyrone... 132 00:07:32,779 --> 00:07:35,145 ...liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound? 133 00:07:35,348 --> 00:07:38,442 Not the kidneys. I don't want to pull the membranes. 134 00:07:38,651 --> 00:07:40,676 I'll take care of the membranes. 135 00:07:40,887 --> 00:07:42,787 -You could pull it off. -Stop it. 136 00:07:43,556 --> 00:07:47,617 A half-pound of the salmon, half-pound of the kidneys. 137 00:07:47,827 --> 00:07:50,887 Do me a favor. Just get one of those pepperoni sticks out. 138 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:54,429 -I just want to hold it. -Will you stop it? You are so bad. 139 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:57,625 I had been a hairdresser about 14 years... 140 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,929 ...and I went to a show, and I saw his nibs here... 141 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,404 ...having his way with a Borzoi. 142 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:08,409 Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was. 143 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:12,549 I asked my ex-wife, I said, "Who's that?" She says, "That's Scott. 144 00:08:12,751 --> 00:08:13,979 He shows a good dog." 145 00:08:14,186 --> 00:08:16,711 I've never seen anyone as light on his feet-- 146 00:08:16,922 --> 00:08:19,652 -Light in the loafers. Say it. -No, no, no! 147 00:08:19,858 --> 00:08:21,553 -Stop. No. -Wait until I tell Mom! 148 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:26,129 It's just he and the Borzoi seemed to have the same prance, the same.... 149 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:30,061 It was like they were two members of the same body, you might say. 150 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:31,564 And it was a wonderful thing. 151 00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:34,897 I knew a guy who had two members on the same body. 152 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:36,937 -I dated him. -In your dreams. 153 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:40,770 Got so exhausted.... Go on. I'm sorry. You were telling a story. 154 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,776 No, and I asked Deb, I said, "Who's that?" She said: 155 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,473 "That's Scott, and he cuts hair, he grooms dogs... 156 00:08:47,685 --> 00:08:50,119 ...and he shows dogs, and he's a genius." 157 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:54,621 -Then I was, like, wild man on campus. -Club scene. Mr. Club Scene here. 158 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,761 On Friday night, I'd have 3 Saturday nights, then go home and wake up. 159 00:08:58,963 --> 00:09:02,660 My, God, what a thrill. Don't knock it till you've tried it. 160 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:06,802 Anyway, so we get together, we see several movies... 161 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,335 -...we like the same stuff. -Before you know it.... 162 00:09:09,539 --> 00:09:11,973 -It's the all-American love story. -It sure is. 163 00:09:12,175 --> 00:09:13,802 Writ large. 164 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:17,475 On the marquee, big letters: "Us." 165 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,611 We've been together fiive years. 166 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:26,912 We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. 167 00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:30,490 I mean, he still pushes all my buttons. 168 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:34,356 And you know, people say, "Oh, but he's so much older than you." 169 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:38,829 And you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. 170 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,999 Yeah, we both have so much in common. 171 00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:44,271 We both love soup. 172 00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:48,409 And we love the outdoors. 173 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:51,340 We love snow peas. 174 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,811 And... 175 00:09:54,449 --> 00:09:57,350 ...talking and not talking. 176 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:05,984 We could not talk or talk forever... 177 00:10:06,828 --> 00:10:10,161 ...and still find things to not talk about. 178 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:15,726 Hi. I'm Graham Chissolm. 179 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:19,370 I'm the show chairman. 180 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:21,599 This is a very special time for me. 181 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:24,744 It's something I do every year before the show... 182 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:30,183 ...is come here and kind of, for the last time, enjoy the solitude... 183 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:34,415 ...of what I call a blank canvas. And... 184 00:10:34,622 --> 00:10:37,853 ...there it is right there. There's nothing out there. 185 00:10:38,259 --> 00:10:41,626 Not that I can see, anyway. No one here. 186 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:46,323 In five days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference. 187 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:49,929 This center will be packed with people. 188 00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:52,969 And the roar of the crowd, the energy... 189 00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:55,607 ...that this building will exude will be phenomenal... 190 00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:58,539 ...with winners and losers. Although no one loses. 191 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,078 We don't like to say that. But some have a long drive home. 192 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:05,615 There are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here. 193 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:09,780 Hamilton? 194 00:11:10,123 --> 00:11:12,887 -We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why? 195 00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,122 Beatrice made a pee-pee on the sheets... 196 00:11:15,328 --> 00:11:17,125 ...and a poopie in your slipper. 197 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,059 -In my Orvis slippers? -I don't know. 198 00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,863 -God. -You been talking to her? 199 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,866 -Of course I have. -What have you been saying? 200 00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:27,538 I've been saying that when we make love... 201 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,230 ...it's a beautiful thing. 202 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,600 Sometimes. 203 00:11:32,144 --> 00:11:34,442 -Excuse me? -We met at Starbucks. 204 00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:36,842 Not at the same Starbucks. We saw each other... 205 00:11:37,049 --> 00:11:40,815 ...at different Starbucks across the street from each other... 206 00:11:42,321 --> 00:11:46,815 ...and Hamilton got up the courage to walk across the street one day... 207 00:11:47,026 --> 00:11:49,620 ...and approached me. 208 00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:53,229 Yeah. I'd seen you at law school before. 209 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,895 And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks... 210 00:11:57,102 --> 00:12:00,299 ...you'd be in the other Starbucks, and then I'd think... 211 00:12:00,506 --> 00:12:02,496 ...l should go over to that Starbucks next. 212 00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:06,302 And then you'd be at the other Starbucks. So we kind of crossed.... 213 00:12:06,844 --> 00:12:09,677 -I know. It sounds so stupid now. -He's so good. 214 00:12:09,881 --> 00:12:13,214 I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you. 215 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:16,012 That's right, and I thought that was really sexy. 216 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:18,781 -I was drinking cappuccinos. -I remember. 217 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,858 Then I went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato. 218 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:27,088 And I'm now a big old, you know, Chai-tea-latte, soy milk kind of guy. 219 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:29,493 -Soy. Yeah. -Because of the lactose. 220 00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:31,726 You're lactose intolerant now. 221 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:35,272 And I walked across the street, and there you were.... 222 00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:37,201 Working on my Mac. 223 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:39,341 -And I had my Mac. -Your Mac. 224 00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:44,513 And there, and then, I look over and she's reading J. Crew. 225 00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:49,344 That's so weird, as I was such a huge J. Crew person then too. Still am. 226 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,685 We sometimes like to just go to Starbucks on weekends and... 227 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,255 ...take an L.L. Bean catalog. 228 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:56,983 I'll say, "Honey, what's new?" 229 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,856 She has five minutes to look and find what's new. 230 00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:01,792 They've been around forever. 231 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:06,128 We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs. 232 00:13:06,336 --> 00:13:07,769 Oh, it's so much easier. 233 00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:10,462 You don't have to deal with people as much. 234 00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:12,698 You can just talk to the person on the phone. 235 00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:14,239 -Or not. -Yeah. 236 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:19,878 I like to take Hubert for a walk in the woods before... 237 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,141 ...l show him, because... 238 00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:25,616 ...it's a more natural kind of environment for him... 239 00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:27,721 ...and it makes him relax, and it makes me... 240 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,418 ...relax too, to not think about the competition. 241 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:34,357 Just take a walk and, you know... 242 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,930 ...smell the ground and all that, and.... 243 00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:40,329 What'd you smell? What'd you smell? 244 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:44,028 See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's-- 245 00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:47,407 A Bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also-- 246 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:50,237 They can talk. So, what he's doing, he's talking. 247 00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:52,413 He's saying, "What'd you talk?" 248 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,707 What'd you talk? What'd you talk? 249 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,783 He's saying, "I'm ready." That's when he's ready for a show. 250 00:13:57,986 --> 00:14:00,819 Because he says, "I'm ready. I'm ready." 251 00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:04,389 Then I know he's ready. What is it, boy? 252 00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:07,857 He says, "I'm ready. I've walked and I'm ready." 253 00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,291 Have a good night's sleep, and then... 254 00:14:10,765 --> 00:14:13,734 ...we'll get going and it'll be showtime for you, right? 255 00:14:13,935 --> 00:14:16,904 Now, look at that. The judge will look at him and say.... 256 00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:23,808 Sometimes I think he'll talk to the judge and say: 257 00:14:24,011 --> 00:14:27,708 "Hey, judge! Hey, judge! Look at me!" 258 00:14:27,915 --> 00:14:30,440 I mean, the dog isn't going to talk. 259 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,381 But his mind is like a telepathy... 260 00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:35,653 ...thing where he says: 261 00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:40,316 "I'm the best one here. I'm the best one you've ever seen." 262 00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:43,456 The judge, in his mind, because he can pick up... 263 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,564 ...on the telepathy, will... 264 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,001 ...sometimes give him... 265 00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,368 ...the blue ribbon. 266 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:54,701 "Hey, judge! What's going on in there? 267 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,840 I know what you're thinking. 268 00:14:57,044 --> 00:15:01,241 And I'm the best dog in the whole ring!" See? 269 00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:04,109 That's not a bad idea. Maybe I just should... 270 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:07,650 ...do that. Practice that, right? Hubert. 271 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:10,746 -Congratulations! -The big show. 272 00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:12,891 -You gotta be happy. -The big show. 273 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,920 What'll you do in Philly? 274 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,719 -What will you see? -Everything. 275 00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:18,658 We'll see the Liberty Bell... 276 00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:21,265 ...the place where they make the cream cheese.... 277 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,332 Oh, honey! Honey. 278 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,296 They're going to Philly to see... 279 00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:27,405 ...where they make the cream cheese... 280 00:15:27,607 --> 00:15:29,336 ...we've been talking about! 281 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,067 I want to see where they make the light cream cheese. 282 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,711 I don't want to go to that other building. 283 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,578 Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, I don't think. 284 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:43,415 -We'll cross our fingers for you. -Fingers crossed. 285 00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:48,116 We'll stop to see friends in Akron. I told you about the Bermans. 286 00:15:48,593 --> 00:15:51,084 We'll stop there. We can stay with them. 287 00:15:51,296 --> 00:15:53,196 You've talked about him before. 288 00:15:53,398 --> 00:15:54,558 They're dear friends. 289 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,963 My wife wants to drive 140 miles out of our way... 290 00:15:58,169 --> 00:16:00,603 ...to see some people we saw three years ago. 291 00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:05,974 Anyway. 292 00:16:07,078 --> 00:16:09,409 Oh, someone's still a little jealous. 293 00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,046 Oh, jealous? 294 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,842 How many years ago did he poke me? 295 00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:15,450 How many years ago was that? 296 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:19,020 You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks I'm jealous. 297 00:16:19,523 --> 00:16:21,218 I'm sure it's all over with. 298 00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:25,017 -Come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works. 299 00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:29,495 God loves a Terrier 300 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,258 Yes, he does 301 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:35,700 God loves a Terrier 302 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:37,203 That's because 303 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:40,138 Small, sturdy, bright and true 304 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,904 They give their love to you 305 00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:45,205 God didn't miss a stitch 306 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:47,647 Be a dog or be a bitch 307 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,284 When he made the Norwich merrier 308 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:53,182 With his cute little derriere 309 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:57,689 Yes, God loves a Terrier 310 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:05,299 What is this? What is this ball? What is this ball? 311 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,128 Is this your ball? ls this your ball? 312 00:17:07,337 --> 00:17:11,103 We have a wonderful working relationship. 313 00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:13,434 And l... 314 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:16,441 ...have to say I wanted the best handler... 315 00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:17,907 ...and I get what I want. 316 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,172 You sure did. 317 00:17:21,016 --> 00:17:24,110 This kennel that I opened up was really just a kennel... 318 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,844 ...until Sherri Ann and Leslie showed up... 319 00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:30,491 ...and their generosity has turned this humble little kennel-- 320 00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:33,559 -It was a shit box. -Well, yeah. 321 00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:38,660 They have turned this place into a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art... 322 00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:44,001 ...kennel facility and I'm just so grateful to them. It's just fantastic. 323 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,371 With Sherri Ann, we have this fantastic friendship too. It's really great. 324 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:54,378 We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here... 325 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,880 ...and it mirrors what I grew up with. 326 00:17:57,084 --> 00:18:01,453 My father was the taskmaster... 327 00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:04,784 ...the disciplinarian, which is what I do, I'm the mommy/daddy. 328 00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:06,823 Like, Mr. Punishment. 329 00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:08,962 Well, you know, I also reward. 330 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,996 But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love.... 331 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,633 And the decorative abilities. 332 00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:17,702 The heart and soul, which is what my mother did. 333 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:21,033 That was her job. She was there for unconditional love. 334 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,005 And it worked for my family... 335 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,678 ...until my mom committed suicide in '81 . 336 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,173 Here, let me help you out. Let me help you. 337 00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:31,509 I got it, I got it. 338 00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:35,051 Come on, slow down, you got a long trip ahead of you, boy. 339 00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:36,847 Okay, for Winky's poopies, just in case. 340 00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:38,854 -You're so thoughtful. -Love you. 341 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:40,287 -Thank you. -We love you. 342 00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:42,017 And thanks for checking in on the house. 343 00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:46,856 Sherman's War Trail in Atlanta, get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance. 344 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,036 Make sure you stop there and get a ham sandwich. 345 00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:53,506 Jack, the keys. 346 00:18:53,707 --> 00:18:55,868 -Front door-- -We know how to get in. 347 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:58,010 -Have a good one. -Have a great time. 348 00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:00,076 Bring home the blue ribbon! 349 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,714 Don't water the plants, they're plastic. 350 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,541 Bring home the blue ribbon. 351 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:09,186 We'll have drinks when you get back. 352 00:19:09,388 --> 00:19:10,753 Forward... 353 00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:12,987 ...ho! 354 00:19:15,294 --> 00:19:16,659 See you! 355 00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:19,126 Have a great time! 356 00:19:20,432 --> 00:19:22,366 You got your road map and stuff? 357 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,627 I think I'm all set, fellas. 358 00:19:24,837 --> 00:19:26,031 What you got in here? 359 00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:28,069 That's a little thing I picked up. 360 00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:29,934 Will you do some fishing? 361 00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:31,632 I'm going to the dog show. 362 00:19:31,844 --> 00:19:33,869 They ain't got no lakes or rivers? 363 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:36,980 I don't think I'll have much time to do that. 364 00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:40,982 Good luck, Hubert! Go put some hurt on them Yankee dogs. 365 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:43,745 -Thanks. -We'll take care of everything. 366 00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:45,479 Don't have worry about nothing. 367 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:46,782 We got it in order. 368 00:19:46,991 --> 00:19:50,358 This is that tape I was telling you about with the funny songs. 369 00:19:50,561 --> 00:19:52,995 -It's real good for the road. -Thanks. 370 00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:57,793 -Bon voyage, Hubert. Good luck. -Catch a big one! 371 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,766 Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish? 372 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:03,099 -Who's going fishing? -Go get them. 373 00:20:03,307 --> 00:20:05,070 -You the dog! -Have a good time. 374 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:09,576 If you get tired, pull over. If you get hungry, eat something. 375 00:20:12,984 --> 00:20:14,679 See you, Hubert! 376 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:17,012 Don't forget the tape! 377 00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:21,684 Well, we've started... 378 00:20:21,892 --> 00:20:24,224 ...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part... 379 00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:27,760 ...but I always like to put up the official curtain, so to speak... 380 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:30,432 ...because this curtain here will carry the... 381 00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:33,159 ...official symbol of the Mayflower Dog Show. 382 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:37,602 Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks. 383 00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:40,708 Behind it is the holding area where the chief steward will be. 384 00:20:40,911 --> 00:20:43,971 He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can.... 385 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:47,582 Identifying the dog with the handler is very important, of course. 386 00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:51,845 All that anxiety and chaos happens behind the curtain. It's good. 387 00:20:52,055 --> 00:20:55,319 These people here can enjoy the show and not see that. 388 00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:58,687 Really shake it out there. Let's get the dirt off it. 389 00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:01,829 That's it. Been in a box for a year. 390 00:21:02,498 --> 00:21:04,898 Oh, these have to come... 391 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,728 -...because.... -Counting those... 392 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:10,565 ...you've already packed six kimonos. 393 00:21:10,773 --> 00:21:12,866 All right, so here is seven. 394 00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:15,908 We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours. 395 00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:19,208 That's seven, so I need, actually, one more. 396 00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:21,076 How many tea services can you do? 397 00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:24,980 Why are you doing this? I think we're overpacking. Don't you? 398 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:26,684 No! 399 00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:32,358 There's a local honky-tonk 400 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,289 Down in Louisiana 401 00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:36,929 Where the biscuits and gravy 402 00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:40,066 Are like Dixie 's manna 403 00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:42,869 Let's go honky-tonk now 404 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:47,269 I used to be able to name every nut... 405 00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,302 ...that there was. 406 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:52,377 That used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say: 407 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:56,949 "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts...." 408 00:21:57,151 --> 00:21:59,711 The joke was that we lived in Pinenut... 409 00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:04,017 ...and I think that's what put it in my head at that point. 410 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:08,320 I'd go to sleep, she'd hear me, she would just start yelling. 411 00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:10,726 I'd say, "Peanut. 412 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,022 Hazelnut. 413 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,431 Cashew nut. 414 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:20,232 Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her... 415 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,839 ...into... 416 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,941 ...going crazy. She said, "You stop naming nuts!" 417 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:29,606 And Hubert used to be able to make the sound. 418 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,182 He wasn't talking, but he used to go.... 419 00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:35,881 And it sounded like Macadamia nut. 420 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,946 Pine nut... 421 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:41,452 ...which is a nut, but it's also the name of the town. 422 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,763 Pistachio nut. 423 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,289 Red pistachio nut. 424 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,231 Natural, all-natural, white pistachio nut. 425 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,336 Is that everything? With all the bags? 426 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,770 -It doesn't look like everything. -What? 427 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,308 -It doesn't look like everything. -I counted. 428 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,604 It doesn't look like it. 429 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,440 Next time, call a car service. 430 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,640 You should be on time, then we won't have to take a taxi. 431 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:06,818 I can't hear you! 432 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,954 If you were ready on time, we wouldn't have to take a taxi. 433 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,091 If we had a car service, they'd pick us up on time. 434 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,987 Meg, do you have the tickets? 435 00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,722 Do you have the tickets? 436 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,193 -You have the tickets. -No, I do not. 437 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,299 -What kind of dog is that? -A Weimaraner. 438 00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:24,763 You have the tickets. 439 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,403 How are you, little fella? 440 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:28,032 What did you do? 441 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,841 -Did you provoke her? -What did you do? Did you pinch her? 442 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,101 He almost took off my hand! 443 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,939 You just get walking, buddy, right now! 444 00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:39,173 I'll file a personal assault charge against you. 445 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,113 Put a muzzle on that, and yourself! 446 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,016 -You don't know who you're talking to! -Crazy people, crazy dog! 447 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,313 Here we go, come on. 448 00:23:47,525 --> 00:23:50,289 He's a mean man. Here you go. 449 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,189 Take your busy bee. Come on, winner. 450 00:23:52,396 --> 00:23:54,557 -Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down. 451 00:23:54,765 --> 00:23:57,325 She's not even reacting to the toy. 452 00:23:58,902 --> 00:23:59,960 1 -1 -7-2-8 453 00:24:00,471 --> 00:24:03,133 1 -1 -7.... 454 00:24:04,641 --> 00:24:05,903 It's on this side. 455 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,078 2-8. 456 00:24:08,679 --> 00:24:11,512 2-6. Here we go! 457 00:24:11,715 --> 00:24:13,012 That's it. 458 00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:14,878 Oh, my God! 459 00:24:15,085 --> 00:24:16,643 What a dump! 460 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,083 -You said they got a better place. -They did. 461 00:24:20,724 --> 00:24:22,385 If you live in skid row. 462 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,691 You did it. Good dog. 463 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:29,193 I'm getting heart palpitations. 464 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,231 -I can't help it. -Listen to me. 465 00:24:32,435 --> 00:24:34,630 Max is so history! 466 00:24:34,904 --> 00:24:36,337 Who's my future? 467 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,704 Well, let's... 468 00:24:42,178 --> 00:24:43,270 ...get going! 469 00:24:43,946 --> 00:24:46,073 Hi! Welcome! 470 00:24:46,282 --> 00:24:47,579 Nice to see you! 471 00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:49,251 -Good to see you. -How are you? 472 00:24:49,452 --> 00:24:50,612 It's so nice. Great! 473 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:53,050 -Nice house. -Yes, what a wonderful.... 474 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:57,090 -Oh, nice to see you. -Good to see you. It's been so long. 475 00:24:57,293 --> 00:24:59,386 -Gerry, how's the boy? -Hello, Max. 476 00:24:59,595 --> 00:25:01,927 Watch out for that one. 477 00:25:02,131 --> 00:25:04,496 -Hey, Cookie -Oh, Max. 478 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,992 Twice, like the French. Come here, boy. 479 00:25:07,202 --> 00:25:10,262 -You remember Winky? -He's a sweet boy, he's fuzzy. 480 00:25:10,472 --> 00:25:13,839 -God bless him. Here, go to Daddy. -What? 481 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,510 Fay, thank you so much for letting-- 482 00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:21,840 Come on, let me show you around. 483 00:25:22,984 --> 00:25:24,884 I'll go get the bags. 484 00:25:27,889 --> 00:25:29,584 This is our biggest week of the year. 485 00:25:31,326 --> 00:25:33,453 We're a popular hotel year-round... 486 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,062 ...but now is when we feel excitement... 487 00:25:36,264 --> 00:25:39,755 ...when the dog show comes through, and all the familiar faces... 488 00:25:40,468 --> 00:25:41,765 ...canine and, you know... 489 00:25:41,969 --> 00:25:45,769 ...human alike come and we get to see our friends again... 490 00:25:45,973 --> 00:25:48,567 ...and make the place ready. Lots of work. 491 00:25:48,776 --> 00:25:52,576 The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is... 492 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,975 ...maintaining a level of hygiene. 493 00:25:55,182 --> 00:25:57,673 And that's what this room is all about. 494 00:25:57,885 --> 00:26:01,480 We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency. 495 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:03,816 Your small dogs, your big dogs. 496 00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:07,289 This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor... 497 00:26:07,495 --> 00:26:10,362 ...chemical smell for small stains, usually small dogs... 498 00:26:10,564 --> 00:26:13,464 ...Pomeranian, your little teacup Poodle, what have you. 499 00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,099 This is a good product. 500 00:26:15,301 --> 00:26:20,204 Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler... 501 00:26:20,406 --> 00:26:25,173 ...you need to up the ante a little bit. This is another good cleaning product. 502 00:26:25,378 --> 00:26:27,403 For the big critters, the big stains... 503 00:26:27,614 --> 00:26:31,380 ...sometimes you need the nuclear weaponry, the sodium hydrochloride. 504 00:26:32,619 --> 00:26:35,884 I don't know if I can say, I won't mention names... 505 00:26:36,089 --> 00:26:37,681 ...we had a rock group here... 506 00:26:37,891 --> 00:26:40,860 ...so we put down the rubber sheets in the beds... 507 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,824 ...but apparently they didn't see the toilet in the room. 508 00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:48,262 So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out. 509 00:26:48,468 --> 00:26:52,028 Roasting a goat in the room, I still don't understand. 510 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,068 Getting the smell of... 511 00:26:54,273 --> 00:26:57,538 ...cumin and charcoal out of the drapes was a chore. 512 00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,005 That was a big deal. 513 00:26:59,211 --> 00:27:01,372 We get an imprint of the credit card now. 514 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,979 We learned from that one. 515 00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:06,415 -This is great. Thank you. -You're welcome. 516 00:27:06,618 --> 00:27:08,381 -Super. -It's like... 517 00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,817 ...l know it tastes better, but it looks like that... 518 00:27:11,023 --> 00:27:13,184 ...cafeteria hot-plate food. You know? 519 00:27:13,392 --> 00:27:16,054 Which I never tasted. I didn't want to look like a loser. 520 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,387 But it tastes good. 521 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:21,532 I had that food every single day. And it was 50 cents back then. 522 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:22,927 It was pretty cheap. 523 00:27:23,135 --> 00:27:24,726 What's that you've got there? 524 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,734 -A parachuter. -A parachuter! 525 00:27:27,972 --> 00:27:29,940 It's not a doll. It's an action figure. 526 00:27:30,141 --> 00:27:31,608 It is an action figure. 527 00:27:31,809 --> 00:27:33,743 Yes, you got that right. So, so... 528 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,277 ...what does that, what is--? 529 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,607 What do you do with the parachuter? 530 00:27:38,816 --> 00:27:40,681 It goes up and down like this. 531 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:43,046 Honey, don't let it fall in your food. 532 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:44,983 Mommy's not mad, but don't. 533 00:27:45,189 --> 00:27:48,352 -Is it okay if I let Winky walk around? -Yeah. 534 00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:50,390 I've got my puffer. It's okay. 535 00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:54,354 I had a terrible day today. 536 00:27:54,565 --> 00:27:57,090 I can't get rid of it in my head. 537 00:27:57,702 --> 00:28:00,135 You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater. 538 00:28:00,337 --> 00:28:03,135 I do and lives get lost. People lose their lives. 539 00:28:04,574 --> 00:28:08,237 I'm the chief hostage negotiator for the Akron and tri-county area. 540 00:28:08,445 --> 00:28:12,814 I talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me. 541 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:17,345 How many people have you talked down? 542 00:28:17,554 --> 00:28:18,578 I mean, is there a...? 543 00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:20,446 Well, they always jump. 544 00:28:21,024 --> 00:28:24,221 It's a little secret from the trade. They all jump. 545 00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:27,257 But today, we had a tough one. There's a guy, he jumps... 546 00:28:27,464 --> 00:28:29,898 ...that doesn't bother me, it happens all the time. 547 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,527 You think they drop like rocks. No. 548 00:28:32,736 --> 00:28:34,727 He hit a gargoyle on the way down. 549 00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:38,805 He gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head... 550 00:28:39,608 --> 00:28:43,442 ...pops off like a grape, the body spins down like a whirligig. 551 00:28:43,846 --> 00:28:45,108 When they hit... 552 00:28:45,314 --> 00:28:47,009 ...everything pops out. It's like a pinata. 553 00:28:47,216 --> 00:28:50,049 The intestines, like they're spring-loaded... 554 00:28:50,452 --> 00:28:51,680 ...pop out. 555 00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:53,787 Forgive me. You know what? 556 00:28:53,989 --> 00:28:56,753 I was remembering that time with you and me at the lake. 557 00:28:57,192 --> 00:28:58,682 With the pinata. Remember? 558 00:28:58,894 --> 00:29:00,953 Are you sure that was you? 559 00:29:01,163 --> 00:29:03,188 -I think you know who it was. -I know. 560 00:29:03,399 --> 00:29:04,730 It was a long time ago, and.... 561 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:06,594 Seems like last week. 562 00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:08,360 You wouldn't know, she was famous... 563 00:29:08,570 --> 00:29:11,436 ...for putting both her legs behind her head. 564 00:29:12,573 --> 00:29:14,200 He's like an animal. 565 00:29:14,409 --> 00:29:17,537 -No, it's just talk! -He's just like an animal. 566 00:29:17,745 --> 00:29:20,179 Pinata? I don't know what a pinata is. 567 00:29:20,381 --> 00:29:25,114 I forgot to compliment you on your luscious melon breasts tonight. 568 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,413 -How does that sound? -Oh, come on! 569 00:29:27,622 --> 00:29:29,920 -What are you talking about now? -Thank you. 570 00:29:30,124 --> 00:29:32,251 What you don't understand is... 571 00:29:32,493 --> 00:29:34,586 ...a picture is worth a thousand words. 572 00:29:34,796 --> 00:29:38,288 I only went through 1 25 or 130 words describing that. 573 00:29:38,499 --> 00:29:40,763 If I wanted, I could go 800 words more. 574 00:29:40,968 --> 00:29:44,529 -I'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is? 575 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:47,332 Next time, I'll get a picture. How about that? 576 00:29:47,841 --> 00:29:49,274 Where's the dog? 577 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:51,705 -The what? -Winky. Where's Winky? 578 00:29:52,245 --> 00:29:54,475 -Who's Winky? -He's probably with Zach. 579 00:29:54,681 --> 00:29:57,241 -Oh, the dog. -Oh, my God! 580 00:29:58,051 --> 00:30:00,451 Winky? Winky? 581 00:30:01,521 --> 00:30:02,920 -What? -What's going on? 582 00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:04,283 What are you doing? 583 00:30:04,491 --> 00:30:07,153 -Winky, it's okay, baby. -Don't move, Zach. 584 00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:10,159 -Zach, listen. -He has a parachute around his neck! 585 00:30:10,364 --> 00:30:14,130 -Please, honey, this is what I do. -Don't be mad at him, please. 586 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:17,895 I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. I shit you not, you freak. 587 00:30:18,105 --> 00:30:22,040 Get down! I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly. 588 00:30:22,775 --> 00:30:25,938 Don't look at him in the eyes, it challenges him. 589 00:30:26,145 --> 00:30:28,375 I'll stab you with forks until you bleed! 590 00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:30,404 Hey. 591 00:30:30,616 --> 00:30:32,811 Hey, little buddy, what you been doing? 592 00:30:33,018 --> 00:30:34,713 Oh, nothing. 593 00:30:35,187 --> 00:30:38,588 Now, I understand that you went to the circus. 594 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:42,352 I did. I saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady. 595 00:30:42,561 --> 00:30:45,155 "Fat." "Fat." 596 00:30:45,364 --> 00:30:48,333 Hat Lady. F-f-hat Lady. 597 00:30:51,203 --> 00:30:55,162 Fat. How do you say "F"? That isn't in here. 598 00:30:55,741 --> 00:30:57,504 "Chubby Lady." That's easier. 599 00:30:57,709 --> 00:30:59,939 -I saw the Chucky-- -No, that's "chucky." 600 00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:02,272 -Chucky Lady. -Chub. Chubby. 601 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,846 -Choky. -Chuggy, chug-- 602 00:31:05,049 --> 00:31:06,710 Hey. Hey. 603 00:31:08,386 --> 00:31:12,186 What you doing, Bloodhound doggy? 604 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,858 That's a easy one, "Bloodhound," isn't it? 605 00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:16,185 Yeah. 606 00:31:16,561 --> 00:31:19,155 -Yeah. -You going to sleep? 607 00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:27,196 -The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type. 608 00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,635 -I'll say! -You gotta trim their nose hair. 609 00:31:29,841 --> 00:31:32,401 -Hi. May I help you? -Vanderhoof. 610 00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:36,409 -V-A-N-- -D-E-R-H-double O-F. 611 00:31:36,613 --> 00:31:39,605 Non-smoking, two nights. We have you down for a queen. 612 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,914 -What are you suggesting... -Quiet. 613 00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:43,143 ...my dear man? 614 00:31:45,122 --> 00:31:46,612 Do you want to use a card? 615 00:31:46,824 --> 00:31:48,485 -Oh, yes. -Talk to Daddy. 616 00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:50,457 Seen enough dogs today? 617 00:31:50,928 --> 00:31:52,691 Dogs? Yes. Big show. 618 00:31:53,063 --> 00:31:56,965 -There's a lot of them in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby. 619 00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:58,498 Okay. 620 00:31:59,303 --> 00:32:02,568 If I could get you to sign here? 621 00:32:02,773 --> 00:32:04,638 -How tall are you? -6' 4." 622 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:08,278 Oh, I thought so. I feel like Alan Ladd at Easter lsland. 623 00:32:08,479 --> 00:32:09,968 6' 4." 624 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,909 Where you from? Like, Nor-- Nor-land? Norway? 625 00:32:13,115 --> 00:32:16,881 -I'm lrish-German. -Like Robert Duvall in The Godfather. 626 00:32:17,086 --> 00:32:20,283 Bratwurst and shillelaghs. Paging Dr. Freud! 627 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:25,183 -But this time, Robin will make it. -Okay. 628 00:32:25,394 --> 00:32:28,227 -Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time. 629 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,633 -Hi. -Hi. How you doing? 630 00:32:32,835 --> 00:32:34,860 I'm Jana, the production assistant. 631 00:32:35,071 --> 00:32:37,232 They're ready. I'll take you on over. 632 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,203 It's showtime, baby. 633 00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:41,301 Come on, little poochie. 634 00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:54,387 -You were wonderful. -You were magic. 635 00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:56,989 Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations. 636 00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,422 Look. They're having spring rolls. 637 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,892 -Hi. -Hey! Hi, I'm Robin. 638 00:33:02,097 --> 00:33:03,894 -I'm Christy. -How are you? 639 00:33:04,099 --> 00:33:06,158 -I'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short! 640 00:33:06,368 --> 00:33:07,733 Camera adds a few inches. 641 00:33:07,936 --> 00:33:11,201 I saw you in a store a year ago. You looked beautiful. 642 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,430 Oh, thank you. 643 00:33:12,641 --> 00:33:16,304 -And this is.... -This is Butch! "Rhapsody in White." 644 00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:18,502 Butch? But isn't Butch a bitch? 645 00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:21,772 -Butch is a bitch. -Robin and Chuck, be ready in 10. 646 00:33:21,982 --> 00:33:25,349 -There's coffee if you're interested. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 647 00:33:25,553 --> 00:33:27,214 -Five seconds. -Here we go. 648 00:33:27,421 --> 00:33:30,584 -I love Japanese food. -I have to rearrange. 649 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,019 Energy. 650 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,549 And we're back! 651 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:35,729 It's a big night here tomorrow. 652 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,899 The Mayflower's Annual IKennel Club Dog Show. 653 00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:43,263 And with us, owner Sherri Ann Cabot and handler Christy Cummings... 654 00:33:43,470 --> 00:33:46,598 ...with their two-time champion, Rhapsody in White. Welcome. 655 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:48,331 -Welcome-- Thank you! -Yes. 656 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,874 Well, I am particular about my hair. 657 00:33:51,078 --> 00:33:54,639 -But this...! -Well, this takes about two hours. 658 00:33:54,848 --> 00:33:58,044 What's with the plumber-butt thing happening on the hip? 659 00:33:58,418 --> 00:34:02,548 These pom-poms are keeping Butch's hips warm from the cold water. 660 00:34:02,755 --> 00:34:06,782 -The hip joints. It's very important. -The little drummerette things that-- 661 00:34:06,993 --> 00:34:09,587 -Right. We keep-- -Those act as flippers. 662 00:34:10,563 --> 00:34:11,621 Right. 663 00:34:12,198 --> 00:34:15,861 -Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, darling! 664 00:34:18,871 --> 00:34:20,429 Welcome. May I help you? 665 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,837 Yes. You are sure to have a reservation for Fleck. 666 00:34:24,043 --> 00:34:25,442 Mayflower group. 667 00:34:26,813 --> 00:34:30,146 Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights. 668 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:33,477 -Queen-size, non-smoking. -That is correct, sir. 669 00:34:33,685 --> 00:34:36,586 -You want to put this on a credit card? -Yes. 670 00:34:37,122 --> 00:34:39,249 Drove up from Florida. 671 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,447 Well, welcome. 672 00:34:40,659 --> 00:34:43,219 -Thank you very much. -How was the drive? 673 00:34:43,428 --> 00:34:46,920 Oh, just super! Put a few clicks on the old odometer... 674 00:34:47,132 --> 00:34:50,101 ...let me put it that way. Good weather for most of it. 675 00:34:50,302 --> 00:34:53,169 A little cloudy coming up through West Virginia. 676 00:34:53,372 --> 00:34:56,205 Then it stayed overcast through Virginia. 677 00:34:56,408 --> 00:35:00,504 But once we get into Pennsylvania, it's still overcast. 678 00:35:01,013 --> 00:35:03,982 Now, there's a little problem. 679 00:35:04,182 --> 00:35:06,274 Do you have another credit card? 680 00:35:06,784 --> 00:35:08,411 No. That's the good one. 681 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,749 -That should work. -Give it a rub. 682 00:35:10,955 --> 00:35:13,981 Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys.... 683 00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:19,119 No, you see, it's coming up bad each time. 684 00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:21,423 That's a mistake. That's a good card. 685 00:35:21,632 --> 00:35:23,862 -Do you have another--? -That's the good card. 686 00:35:24,068 --> 00:35:27,037 I think you should call them, because that's a mistake. 687 00:35:27,238 --> 00:35:29,206 -I'll call them. -Don't worry, Gerry. 688 00:35:29,874 --> 00:35:32,900 I had to pay the cable, the gas, and the water. 689 00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:37,740 -It's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this.... 690 00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:41,974 Do you want to talk to the cardholder? Because he wants to talk to you. 691 00:35:42,185 --> 00:35:46,713 Yes, yes. Hello? Yes. Who am I speaking to? 692 00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:48,788 Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck-- 693 00:35:48,992 --> 00:35:50,755 Tell them they sent one notice. 694 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,327 We're having a problem with our card here, and-- Yes. 695 00:35:54,564 --> 00:35:57,533 We have till two to pay it. Tell her we have till two. 696 00:35:57,734 --> 00:35:59,929 Till two notices. We don't have to pay on-- 697 00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:01,626 Well, two notices. 698 00:36:01,838 --> 00:36:06,605 My wife does all the bill-paying. She's not a forgetful person. 699 00:36:07,644 --> 00:36:08,668 Hang on. 700 00:36:09,312 --> 00:36:11,143 Two notices, honey. They've-- 701 00:36:11,347 --> 00:36:14,407 -Could I offer another suggestion? -That's bull! 702 00:36:14,617 --> 00:36:17,585 If you had cash for two nights' deposit, then we'll-- 703 00:36:17,786 --> 00:36:20,118 Yes. Yes. 704 00:36:20,489 --> 00:36:21,854 How much? 705 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:24,184 $1 50 a night. That's $300. 706 00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:28,056 And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout. 707 00:36:30,699 --> 00:36:32,860 We don't have $300. 708 00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:34,399 We.... 709 00:36:34,603 --> 00:36:36,195 Well, I've got... 710 00:36:36,638 --> 00:36:38,367 ...thirty-four. 711 00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:41,937 What about traveler's checks? 712 00:36:42,144 --> 00:36:44,305 We certainly take traveler's checks. 713 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,746 -Did you get some? -No. 714 00:36:51,186 --> 00:36:52,710 Let me see what I can do. 715 00:36:54,522 --> 00:36:56,683 The excitement's starting to build. 716 00:36:56,891 --> 00:37:01,590 Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime. 717 00:37:01,796 --> 00:37:04,390 This is the beginning of our ritual... 718 00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:07,568 ...this party, our preshow ritual for the Mayflower. 719 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:10,101 And we just did the official toast. 720 00:37:10,304 --> 00:37:13,933 And the way it goes is that when the ice sculpture-- 721 00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:16,576 --which, as you can see, is Butch-- 722 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:20,339 --when it melts all the way down, the party's over. 723 00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:23,847 And it looks like tomorrow's gonna be a beautiful day. 724 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:28,285 This year, we're adding a new element to the preshow ritual. 725 00:37:28,488 --> 00:37:31,150 Sherri will do my makeup. I'm very excited-- 726 00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:36,352 It's a way for me to relax, and to show, again, my art. 727 00:37:36,563 --> 00:37:39,191 And she's the epitome of glamour, you know... 728 00:37:39,399 --> 00:37:41,867 ...so I feel like I'm in good hands. 729 00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:44,229 I think she could use some glamour. 730 00:37:44,437 --> 00:37:47,235 Well, I don't know. I'm not you, that's for sure. 731 00:37:47,674 --> 00:37:49,642 I apologize. This is all we have. 732 00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:52,004 We are so full up. 733 00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:56,072 We don't want you out in the cold. 734 00:37:56,283 --> 00:37:59,480 This will give you some sort of a place to stay. 735 00:37:59,686 --> 00:38:02,883 Don't judge it by this. We're gonna clean this stuff out... 736 00:38:03,089 --> 00:38:05,613 ...and bring in a cot, make it comfy for you. 737 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,623 -Good. Oh, it's super. Really super. -Yeah. 738 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,989 -Is there a bathroom? -Two flights down. 739 00:38:11,197 --> 00:38:12,994 It's the lobby bathroom. 740 00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:16,225 It's stocked with paper towels, toilet tissue and soap. 741 00:38:16,435 --> 00:38:18,232 You can freshen up in there. 742 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,297 Thank you. 743 00:38:21,774 --> 00:38:24,174 -Room service? -That's the good news. 744 00:38:24,376 --> 00:38:26,537 You're next to the kitchen. Literally. 745 00:38:26,745 --> 00:38:31,512 Grab somebody and get a menu. And you'll be able to order from them. 746 00:38:31,717 --> 00:38:35,346 And say just "utility closet"? 747 00:38:35,554 --> 00:38:39,012 As a matter of fact, yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem. 748 00:38:39,225 --> 00:38:41,590 I'll alert the staff to your presence too. 749 00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:43,784 I've gotta get back to the desk... 750 00:38:43,995 --> 00:38:46,725 ...but anything you need, ask for Mark Schaefer. 751 00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:48,694 -Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark. 752 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,128 -Thank you. -Bye-bye. 753 00:38:52,103 --> 00:38:54,697 I think I'll switch to the mock turtleneck. 754 00:38:54,906 --> 00:38:57,739 -The charcoal one from Saks. -Great. Okay. 755 00:38:57,942 --> 00:38:59,341 Is that not breathing or...? 756 00:38:59,544 --> 00:39:02,104 Well, it's breathing now, but at the party... 757 00:39:02,313 --> 00:39:04,213 ...it's gonna be hot down there. 758 00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:08,546 Then again, it goes so well with the trousers. 759 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,013 Or I could go with the lamb's wool. 760 00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:14,859 Then again, you're gonna see a lot of khaki down there. 761 00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:17,549 And this merlot looks good with the gray. 762 00:39:17,928 --> 00:39:19,361 You know what? 763 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:21,864 -Maybe we should stay. -What? 764 00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:24,533 We shouldn't leave her up here alone. 765 00:39:24,735 --> 00:39:28,262 We have to go. We have to make an appearance. You know that. 766 00:39:28,472 --> 00:39:31,600 -Are you upset, baby? -Yes, of course she's upset. 767 00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:33,241 Don't be upset. 768 00:39:33,443 --> 00:39:36,537 Mommy and Daddy are only gonna-- Don't, not the lips. 769 00:39:36,747 --> 00:39:39,272 Mommy and Daddy are going for a little bit. 770 00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:43,078 And we'll be back. Huh? You got your busy bee. 771 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:45,448 -You got busy bee. -Oh, I want to stay. 772 00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:46,782 -You can't. -I want to. 773 00:39:46,990 --> 00:39:48,150 -You can't. -I want to. 774 00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:49,723 You can't stay. 775 00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:57,163 -More Gouda, honey? -No, thanks, Gerry. 776 00:39:57,533 --> 00:39:59,558 -Super party, huh? -Yeah, but-- 777 00:39:59,769 --> 00:40:03,535 You know, I ran into that woman that owned the Terrier. 778 00:40:03,739 --> 00:40:08,574 From Florida. We were in that show. The Elvis, not Costello. 779 00:40:08,778 --> 00:40:12,214 -Remember that little Terrier? -The bitch that pushed Winky? 780 00:40:12,415 --> 00:40:14,212 Pushed him way off his gait? 781 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:16,510 Cookie Googleman? 782 00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,415 -Yeah. -It is you. Malcolm! 783 00:40:19,889 --> 00:40:21,254 Malcolm? 784 00:40:22,558 --> 00:40:24,822 Gerry, my husband. This is Malcolm. 785 00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,859 -What's shaking? -Not much, Gary. How are you? 786 00:40:28,063 --> 00:40:30,497 -Doesn't she look fantastic? -Boy, I'll say. 787 00:40:30,699 --> 00:40:32,257 -Thank you. -Just fantastic. 788 00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:35,800 Been what? I don't know, 18, 1 9 years? Louisville. 789 00:40:36,705 --> 00:40:39,401 The Mint Julep. You were working as a waitress. 790 00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:40,835 Wow. 791 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:43,871 Malcolm. Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. 792 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,346 I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day. 793 00:40:47,549 --> 00:40:49,414 But you were the best. By far. 794 00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:52,245 -You don't forget the best. -Nope. 795 00:40:52,454 --> 00:40:54,251 Oh, Gerry. Oh, Gerry. 796 00:40:54,456 --> 00:40:57,289 They gotta do something about the air conditioning. 797 00:40:57,492 --> 00:40:58,584 Great to see you. 798 00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:00,158 Nice to see you, Malcolm. 799 00:41:00,362 --> 00:41:01,794 IKeep them up. IKeep them up. 800 00:41:01,996 --> 00:41:06,490 The beat goes on, okay? The beat goes on. Gerry, my husband. 801 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,395 Don't worry, I know where I am. 802 00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:10,433 -Just.... -But that was fun. 803 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:15,073 Your house is beautiful. The food, delicious. 804 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:18,574 And to see Butch with her crown on. It's so cute. 805 00:41:18,779 --> 00:41:21,145 That's her game face. Absolutely right. 806 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:23,009 -She winked at me. -Did she? 807 00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:25,276 -She winked at me. -You little flirt. 808 00:41:25,986 --> 00:41:28,853 She's not gonna wear the crown tomorrow, is she? 809 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:33,459 -She'll walk around as if she were. -It is. It's a fun party. 810 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,857 -We only do that once a year. -She must be very proud. 811 00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:38,257 -You bet. -Oh, yeah. 812 00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:40,659 -It's her night. -It is. She's the star. 813 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:43,631 And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow. 814 00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,804 -We'll have to see. -That's up to her. 815 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:49,236 -I guess. And some other people. -It's in her hands. 816 00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:52,434 Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water... 817 00:41:52,645 --> 00:41:54,476 ...that you have to use a small fly. 818 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,342 But I've been in situations, even on a big river... 819 00:41:57,550 --> 00:42:01,486 ...where I'm using a size 18, a size 20, a size 22. 820 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,713 I go with a dropper or with a Parachute Adams. 821 00:42:04,924 --> 00:42:08,325 A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish. 822 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:10,393 Many think you have to go with... 823 00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:13,723 ...a Woolly Bugger or Sculpin pattern of some kind. 824 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:18,835 Maybe Egg-Sucking Leech, which I've never had any luck with myself. 825 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,800 Is that L.L. Bean? 826 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,405 -Is this L.L. Bean? -This? 827 00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:23,596 Can I check? 828 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:25,504 -I don't know. -Oh, Hamilton. 829 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,769 What? Just checking. 830 00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:31,210 Stefan, Stefan. This is my "euphemism," Stefan. 831 00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:33,316 I want you to meet my new friends. 832 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:36,214 -How are you, Gerry? -Stefan. 833 00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:39,447 -Hello. You're Coo...? -No, it's Cookie. 834 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,523 It's Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Cookie! 835 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:45,355 I was noticing your pants. And then I noticed this. 836 00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:46,622 -Very funny. -To death. 837 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:49,595 Did he say his name's Mary, as well as advertising it? 838 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,362 -He was introduced as Mary, but-- -You know what? My name's not Mary. 839 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,930 -It's Debbie! -It's not. It's Debra! 840 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,130 No, it's Scott. 841 00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:02,005 Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went into these? 842 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,738 -I ought to. I did it myself. -Wow. Gee. 843 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,747 It bored him to death. I talked about it nonstop. 844 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:11,752 Well, that is six months working with leather and red thread. 845 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:15,386 -How much fun was he to be with? -Heaven. 846 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,857 -I make all this stuff. -He's very talented. 847 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:21,589 -You must be very proud, Mary. -"Proud Mary"! 848 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,266 Oh, my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? 849 00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:27,698 -Good baby-boomer gag. -Who are you in the burgundy jacket? 850 00:43:27,904 --> 00:43:29,895 -Good heavens! -Mr. Hip! 851 00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:49,455 -Move your feet. Move. -Gotcha. 852 00:43:49,659 --> 00:43:50,751 Stop it. 853 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,428 -You're quick enough on the draw. -I'll say. 854 00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:56,326 -Thank you, Mr. Handyman. -Yes, sir. 855 00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:59,126 -Tanka up. -Tanka. 856 00:44:02,337 --> 00:44:03,599 Hi, Terry? 857 00:44:03,805 --> 00:44:06,638 Hi. Yeah, we're here. Where were you? 858 00:44:07,442 --> 00:44:09,933 So, how's everything? Did he eat the p�te? 859 00:44:10,145 --> 00:44:11,942 Did you put the vitamins in? 860 00:44:12,381 --> 00:44:15,839 Okay. Did he go poop? Thank you. 861 00:44:16,051 --> 00:44:17,882 Too much information. 862 00:44:18,353 --> 00:44:21,288 Put him on. I just want to say good night. 863 00:44:22,724 --> 00:44:25,784 Hi, Tyrone. Hi, it's Daddy. 864 00:44:25,994 --> 00:44:27,393 Hi, Tyrone. How are you? 865 00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:29,496 Say hello? Say hello, Aggie? 866 00:44:32,367 --> 00:44:34,267 I can hear him breathing. 867 00:44:34,469 --> 00:44:37,369 We'll be home tomorrow. I wanted to say good night. 868 00:44:37,572 --> 00:44:40,405 I'm gonna sing a little bit of your favorite song. 869 00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:45,536 They buried Barbara ln the old churchyard 870 00:44:45,746 --> 00:44:49,147 They buried William beside her 871 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:53,450 And from his grave Grew a red, red rose 872 00:44:54,088 --> 00:44:57,524 And out ofhers a briar 873 00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:01,989 Good night. Don't stay up all night watching old movies. 874 00:45:03,965 --> 00:45:09,062 Live� From the Beyman Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA� 875 00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:14,366 It's the 125th Annual Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show� 876 00:45:14,574 --> 00:45:17,907 Brought to you by lams Eukanuba� 877 00:45:18,111 --> 00:45:22,639 And let me tell you, the City ofBrotherly Love is aglow tonight� 878 00:45:22,849 --> 00:45:27,013 Three thousand dogs competing for Best in Show� 879 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:31,850 Some big and some are small. Some really small. 880 00:45:32,058 --> 00:45:34,219 Bushy coats and coats so silky... 881 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:37,521 ...they look like they were spun by a giant spider! 882 00:45:37,731 --> 00:45:39,926 You name it, they're here! 883 00:45:40,133 --> 00:45:43,102 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Buck Laughlin. 884 00:45:43,303 --> 00:45:45,396 If you're a dog or a friend of a dog... 885 00:45:45,605 --> 00:45:48,334 ...you want to circle this night in your TV Guide... 886 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:51,600 ...because, Trevor Beckwith, they come to the Mayflower... 887 00:45:51,810 --> 00:45:54,608 ...with their crates, their kibble, and their cookies. 888 00:45:54,813 --> 00:45:57,077 And, most important, with a will to win... 889 00:45:57,283 --> 00:46:00,582 ...that only a fellow dog can truly appreciate. 890 00:46:00,786 --> 00:46:02,447 Your thoughts on that matter? 891 00:46:02,655 --> 00:46:05,317 Buck, I can't speak for the animals, of course... 892 00:46:05,524 --> 00:46:09,551 ...but certainly, every human being in this building is as excited as I am. 893 00:46:09,762 --> 00:46:13,858 -You wrote a book, didn't you? -I did. I did. Follow the Lead. 894 00:46:14,066 --> 00:46:17,661 A book about obedience. Basic obedience training for dogs. 895 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:20,634 As you know, I have a franchise of schools around-- 896 00:46:20,839 --> 00:46:23,306 I didn't. So this is right down your alley. 897 00:46:23,508 --> 00:46:25,703 I went to an obedience place once. 898 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:30,244 It was going well till they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. 899 00:46:30,448 --> 00:46:33,008 I'm just kidding. I know what you're saying. 900 00:46:36,521 --> 00:46:37,988 Because she's a winner. 901 00:46:38,189 --> 00:46:40,885 Because she is Miss America. 902 00:46:41,092 --> 00:46:42,684 You are little Miss America. 903 00:46:42,894 --> 00:46:44,361 I'm trying to groom her. 904 00:46:44,562 --> 00:46:46,860 She's fine. She's fine. You know what? 905 00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:50,034 She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself. 906 00:46:50,234 --> 00:46:53,032 What I want her to do is calm down a little bit. 907 00:46:53,237 --> 00:46:56,263 -Just don't do the front. Let me-- -Okay. Fine. 908 00:46:56,474 --> 00:46:58,805 What do you want more than anything? 909 00:46:59,009 --> 00:47:01,068 Do you want the big blue ribbon? 910 00:47:01,278 --> 00:47:02,472 Do you want red? No. 911 00:47:02,679 --> 00:47:04,044 Do you want yellow? No. 912 00:47:04,247 --> 00:47:05,407 You want the blue. 913 00:47:05,615 --> 00:47:07,344 What do you see in front of me? 914 00:47:07,551 --> 00:47:09,610 You see a blue ribbon in front of you. 915 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:11,378 You want it? Grab it! Get it! 916 00:47:11,588 --> 00:47:13,783 She's not listening! She's freaking out. 917 00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:16,220 Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee? 918 00:47:16,426 --> 00:47:19,122 You get the busy bee. I need to trim her whiskers. 919 00:47:19,329 --> 00:47:20,489 It's in the crate! 920 00:47:20,697 --> 00:47:21,755 It's in the crate! 921 00:47:22,232 --> 00:47:24,291 Why wasn't it out to begin with? 922 00:47:25,469 --> 00:47:26,868 Where in the crate? 923 00:47:27,537 --> 00:47:30,301 -It's not in here! -It should be in the crate! 924 00:47:30,507 --> 00:47:32,474 It's not here! I just told you that! 925 00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:36,236 God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy she's gonna flip out! 926 00:47:36,445 --> 00:47:38,310 See? It's not in here! 927 00:47:38,514 --> 00:47:41,005 You left it at the hotel! You go get it! 928 00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:43,777 Go to the hotel and get busy bee! 929 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,420 Run! Run! Go! 930 00:47:46,622 --> 00:47:50,922 Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. We just had a little discussion. 931 00:47:51,127 --> 00:47:53,220 Look at me. Don't look at anybody else. 932 00:47:53,429 --> 00:47:57,092 Don't look at the fat-ass losers or freaks! You look at me! 933 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,594 -And what's the first category here? -The Hound group. 934 00:48:00,803 --> 00:48:02,771 You have your finger on everything. 935 00:48:02,972 --> 00:48:07,306 The Hounds are coming out. These are some unusual dogs. 936 00:48:09,411 --> 00:48:13,780 The Hound group can be divided into two groups, sight and scent. 937 00:48:13,982 --> 00:48:18,009 This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening... 938 00:48:18,219 --> 00:48:22,155 ...as the dogs progress towards the Best in Show title. 939 00:48:27,962 --> 00:48:31,557 -The judge is Eddie Franklin. -That's Edie. Edie Franklin. 940 00:48:31,766 --> 00:48:34,758 -Edie? -A retired teacher from New Jersey. 941 00:48:34,969 --> 00:48:36,630 You're right. That's a lady. 942 00:48:36,838 --> 00:48:40,865 She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough? 943 00:48:41,075 --> 00:48:42,702 She looks at the teeth.... 944 00:48:42,911 --> 00:48:45,674 It's important that all attributes are examined. 945 00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,369 Teeth, eyes, ears, gums-- 946 00:48:47,581 --> 00:48:50,482 Ouch! Do I see right? Where's she putting her hand? 947 00:48:50,684 --> 00:48:54,450 Well, she's just checking out the dog's testicular area to make sure... 948 00:48:54,655 --> 00:48:58,386 -Whoa. -...that everything is intact. 949 00:48:58,592 --> 00:49:02,119 Hate to go out with Judge Edie and have her judge me. 950 00:49:02,329 --> 00:49:03,762 That would be no fun. 951 00:49:03,964 --> 00:49:06,865 Would you take your dog down and back for me, please? 952 00:49:09,670 --> 00:49:11,797 Now she's having the dogs-- 953 00:49:12,005 --> 00:49:14,997 Why do they have them run away and then back up? 954 00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:16,676 What are they looking for? 955 00:49:16,877 --> 00:49:20,869 For the dog's gait and movement, to see the small angles. 956 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,311 So, Edie will be checking out this thing in particular. 957 00:49:24,717 --> 00:49:26,309 Good way to judge a woman. 958 00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:28,578 Have her run away and then run back. 959 00:49:28,788 --> 00:49:31,313 You know, those "birds" on Carnaby Street. 960 00:49:31,524 --> 00:49:35,551 I'm used to seeing them run away more often than run towards me. 961 00:49:36,395 --> 00:49:39,125 Now what is that? That's a Bloodhound, isn't it? 962 00:49:39,398 --> 00:49:41,127 Oh, this is a tremendous dog. 963 00:49:41,334 --> 00:49:45,634 I would say in two to three years, this could be a champion dog. 964 00:49:45,838 --> 00:49:48,534 I think it may be a tad immature for this year. 965 00:49:48,741 --> 00:49:50,641 Trying to get some playing time. 966 00:49:50,843 --> 00:49:53,676 Take your dog down and back for me, please? 967 00:49:55,814 --> 00:50:00,217 You know what would be funny? It's just an idea off the top of my head. 968 00:50:00,418 --> 00:50:03,546 Why didn't he put a Sherlock Holmes hat on it... 969 00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:05,450 ...and put a pipe in his mouth? 970 00:50:05,657 --> 00:50:08,353 Are they allowed to dress up a dog in a funny way? 971 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,154 No, that's not the purpose of these shows. 972 00:50:11,363 --> 00:50:14,560 But it would really get the crowd going, you know? 973 00:50:14,766 --> 00:50:16,563 -The hat with a pipe? -Absolutely. 974 00:50:16,768 --> 00:50:19,430 You could make it look like the pipe's smoking. 975 00:50:19,638 --> 00:50:21,868 I think that would be a little dangerous. 976 00:50:22,073 --> 00:50:23,597 I'd get a kick out of it. 977 00:50:24,976 --> 00:50:30,003 Now, that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a Greyhound? 978 00:50:30,214 --> 00:50:32,512 -Well-- -In a race, who would come in first? 979 00:50:32,716 --> 00:50:35,378 If you had a little jockey on him, going-- 980 00:50:35,586 --> 00:50:38,282 Let me ask, if you put them on a football team... 981 00:50:38,489 --> 00:50:41,390 ...which would be the wide receiver, which one the tight end? 982 00:50:41,592 --> 00:50:44,026 Who can go the farthest, the fastest? 983 00:50:44,228 --> 00:50:46,492 I don't know any dogs that play football. 984 00:50:46,897 --> 00:50:48,762 I'm having some fun with you. 985 00:50:50,334 --> 00:50:54,134 It's tension time. Who will she pick? She's looking them over close. 986 00:50:54,338 --> 00:50:57,102 Yes, she's been very careful with this group. 987 00:50:57,308 --> 00:51:00,209 Is there anything they can do now to sway the judge? 988 00:51:00,411 --> 00:51:03,039 Nothing at all. Just hope and pray at this point. 989 00:51:05,715 --> 00:51:10,311 -Bring the Bloodhound out, please. -Oh, ho. That's a surprise. 990 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:14,012 Bring the Beagle out, please. Please sit down. 991 00:51:14,457 --> 00:51:15,822 The Borzoi, please. 992 00:51:23,733 --> 00:51:25,598 And the Petit, please. 993 00:51:26,603 --> 00:51:27,797 All right. 994 00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:31,030 Our little Sherlock Holmes dog is out there, huh? 995 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,174 Even without the hat and the pipe. 996 00:51:33,443 --> 00:51:35,343 So it's down to four now. 997 00:51:35,545 --> 00:51:38,309 She's taking a final look at the four she's picked: 998 00:51:38,514 --> 00:51:42,973 The Bloodhound, the Beagle, the Borzoi, and the PBGV. 999 00:51:43,185 --> 00:51:46,518 That's the way I want them! One. Two. 1000 00:51:47,923 --> 00:51:49,686 Three. And four. 1001 00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:51,984 And that's it. That's the order. 1002 00:51:52,194 --> 00:51:53,923 Frankly, I'm very surprised. 1003 00:51:54,129 --> 00:51:57,826 -An upset. The rookie came through. -It's definitely an upset. 1004 00:51:58,033 --> 00:52:00,126 That's a tremendous achievement. 1005 00:52:09,411 --> 00:52:11,311 Have you tried looking under the bed? 1006 00:52:11,513 --> 00:52:13,674 Of course I've looked under the bed! 1007 00:52:13,882 --> 00:52:16,282 That's where you look when you lose things! 1008 00:52:19,687 --> 00:52:21,086 You! What's she here for? 1009 00:52:21,288 --> 00:52:24,257 I called you 30 minutes ago! You call yourself a maid? 1010 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,359 Where are you from? 1011 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,085 -I know people at INS! -I'm an American citizen. 1012 00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:32,026 -They'll come in a van and take you... -I'll handle it. 1013 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,825 ...back to where you came from! 1014 00:52:34,035 --> 00:52:36,526 Who do you think you are? I've spent 20 minutes-- 1015 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:40,138 -Go get your papers! -You're too agitated over a dog's toy. 1016 00:52:40,341 --> 00:52:41,433 -A dog's toy? -Yes. 1017 00:52:41,642 --> 00:52:45,271 You obviously don't know my dog! Don't tell me--! 1018 00:52:45,479 --> 00:52:49,245 -There's a pet store right downstairs. -A pet store down the stairs?! 1019 00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:51,350 -Yes. -Are you a wizard?! A genius?! 1020 00:52:51,552 --> 00:52:53,212 Why didn't you tell me before?! 1021 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:58,357 Thanks for your help, you stupid hotel manager! 1022 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,053 Yeah, see the coat? 1023 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,891 I gotta tell you, I've never felt... 1024 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:08,659 ...more confident than I feel right now. 1025 00:53:08,868 --> 00:53:11,860 Like I could say to the president of the IKennel Club: 1026 00:53:12,072 --> 00:53:16,372 "Why don't we skip to the chase here, and just give me the cup. 1027 00:53:16,576 --> 00:53:18,806 I'll be on my way. You can take my photo." 1028 00:53:19,012 --> 00:53:21,674 I honestly feel that way. But, you never know... 1029 00:53:21,881 --> 00:53:26,409 ...because there's so many variables that I just can't control. 1030 00:53:26,753 --> 00:53:29,243 But, everything's going as planned. 1031 00:53:30,155 --> 00:53:31,952 Except for the makeup. 1032 00:53:32,624 --> 00:53:35,252 Well, Sherri Ann did put some makeup on me... 1033 00:53:35,461 --> 00:53:38,828 ...but it's really not my style, so I took it off. 1034 00:53:39,031 --> 00:53:40,965 -It looked good. -It was a bit much. 1035 00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:43,999 No, it looked really good. I did a wonderful... 1036 00:53:44,203 --> 00:53:48,196 ...Sophia Loren Persian eye. 1037 00:53:48,407 --> 00:53:52,070 And it looked very dramatic, and looked very showlike. 1038 00:53:52,277 --> 00:53:56,771 It was a little over the top. I looked freakish, so I took it off. 1039 00:53:56,982 --> 00:54:00,645 -No, you didn't. -You have to just let this go, okay? 1040 00:54:00,853 --> 00:54:04,686 But, I do like what she did with my hair. 1041 00:54:06,991 --> 00:54:09,084 Well, now it's time for the toys. 1042 00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:12,524 They're well-named. They look like they could be wound up. 1043 00:54:12,730 --> 00:54:16,222 This is a fun group. And the crowd always responds to the toys. 1044 00:54:16,434 --> 00:54:19,926 It's wonderful, the character you see in these dogs. 1045 00:54:20,138 --> 00:54:23,164 That's what a lot of people are looking for in a toy dog. 1046 00:54:23,374 --> 00:54:27,777 They're crowd pleasers. Frederick Basil-Abbott Ill is the judge. 1047 00:54:27,979 --> 00:54:29,776 -He's got his hands full. -Yes. 1048 00:54:32,049 --> 00:54:36,110 -Hey, hey, baby. Aw, a Bloodhound? -Oh, yeah. 1049 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,309 -Beautiful. -Yep. 1050 00:54:37,522 --> 00:54:40,285 -Beautiful. How old is he? -Yeah. He's 2. 1051 00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:43,118 -Slobbers a lot. -He's a 2-year-old. Oh, yes. 1052 00:54:43,326 --> 00:54:47,387 -He's a 2-year. He's a slobberpuss. -He is a slobberer. He's gorgeous. 1053 00:54:47,597 --> 00:54:49,792 -Yes, he is. -Yeah. 1054 00:54:51,768 --> 00:54:53,702 I handle Rhapsody in White. 1055 00:54:55,572 --> 00:54:59,872 -The Poodle, right? The Standard? -Yeah. Two-time Best in Show. 1056 00:55:00,076 --> 00:55:02,510 -Last two years here at the Mayflower. -That's-- 1057 00:55:02,712 --> 00:55:04,646 -I'm sure you know that. -Yes. 1058 00:55:05,248 --> 00:55:07,113 -Yeah, so-- -I'm Harlan Pepper. 1059 00:55:07,317 --> 00:55:09,842 Christy Cummings. But you probably know that. 1060 00:55:10,053 --> 00:55:11,918 Well, I do and I don't. 1061 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:15,554 -You take care. -I will. 1062 00:55:15,758 --> 00:55:17,658 Take care, Hubert. We'll see you. 1063 00:55:24,967 --> 00:55:26,958 The toy group has long been a favorite. 1064 00:55:27,169 --> 00:55:29,194 Going back hundreds of years, when-- 1065 00:55:29,405 --> 00:55:32,203 I'd be hard-pressed to pick my favorite. 1066 00:55:32,408 --> 00:55:34,342 The Shih Tzu is a terrific dog. 1067 00:55:34,543 --> 00:55:36,170 -What's that one? -The Shih Tzu. 1068 00:55:36,378 --> 00:55:38,471 -The Shih Tzu! -That's a name you don't... 1069 00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:42,139 ...play around with. It doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. 1070 00:55:42,351 --> 00:55:46,788 "Stewardess, can I take a Shih Tzu on, or does it have to be stowed?" 1071 00:55:46,989 --> 00:55:50,116 -"Is that a Shih Tzu in your...?" -An old joke, but still good. 1072 00:55:50,325 --> 00:55:52,225 It's a crowd pleaser. 1073 00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:02,034 Ma'am, can I have the ltalian Greyhound over here? 1074 00:56:05,206 --> 00:56:08,403 -He's known as a deliberate judge. -Is that right? 1075 00:56:08,610 --> 00:56:10,737 Yes. An interesting side note: 1076 00:56:10,945 --> 00:56:15,177 He trained to be a priest at one time. He was in a seminary. 1077 00:56:15,383 --> 00:56:18,147 Never went through with it all, but it's unusual. 1078 00:56:18,353 --> 00:56:21,789 It'd be interesting to know why. But that's a whole other show. 1079 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:24,657 Sir, can I have the Pom over here, please? 1080 00:56:29,997 --> 00:56:32,591 Ma'am, the Toy Poodle behind, please. 1081 00:56:37,905 --> 00:56:40,305 Sir, could I have the Shih Tzu here, please? 1082 00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:44,439 They are a playful bunch, aren't they? 1083 00:56:48,749 --> 00:56:50,478 Thank you, sir. One. 1084 00:56:50,684 --> 00:56:53,551 Two. Three. Four. 1085 00:56:59,893 --> 00:57:01,951 Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 1086 00:57:02,161 --> 00:57:04,527 -Oh, congratulations. -Thank you. 1087 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:07,231 My little princess. 1088 00:57:07,433 --> 00:57:08,798 -My hero. -Oh, thanks. 1089 00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:10,866 -God, thank you. -Good job. 1090 00:57:11,237 --> 00:57:12,966 -Thanks. -The Pom was no problem? 1091 00:57:13,172 --> 00:57:16,437 Pom broke his gait. He might as well have taken a dump. 1092 00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:18,940 I was amazed the Yorkie didn't do better. 1093 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,670 -Who knew? -Look at this. It's all you. 1094 00:57:21,881 --> 00:57:24,475 First in group. Best in Show coming up. 1095 00:57:24,684 --> 00:57:27,209 She's like, "Group, shmoop. Bring it on." 1096 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:29,752 Which reminds me, gotta go to the hotel. 1097 00:57:29,956 --> 00:57:31,685 -I have to change. -Want some soup? 1098 00:57:31,891 --> 00:57:32,983 -Bath balm. -Bath balm. 1099 00:57:33,192 --> 00:57:34,181 Immediately. 1100 00:57:37,462 --> 00:57:41,626 -Hello. -Hi. I'm looking for a toy. 1101 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:45,166 -It's a bumble bee. It's like a-- -For what kind of animal? 1102 00:57:45,370 --> 00:57:47,998 For a dog. It's a bee. It's a bumble bee. 1103 00:57:48,206 --> 00:57:50,640 And it's furry. It's about this big. 1104 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,605 -Okay. -Right. 1105 00:57:52,811 --> 00:57:55,211 It's a bumble bee. 1106 00:57:55,413 --> 00:57:56,880 Stripes on it. 1107 00:57:57,082 --> 00:58:01,143 -Here it is. Is this it? -No, that's a bear in a bee costume. 1108 00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:03,412 Okay. I'm just trying to help. 1109 00:58:03,621 --> 00:58:07,057 It's about this big. And it squeaks in the middle. 1110 00:58:07,258 --> 00:58:10,694 Oh. Okay. This one squeaks. You know? 1111 00:58:10,929 --> 00:58:12,896 And I think it's striped. 1112 00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:15,588 I think the dog will respond to the stripes. 1113 00:58:15,799 --> 00:58:19,235 And it's reminiscent of a bumble bee, I think. 1114 00:58:19,436 --> 00:58:21,301 -It's like a bee. -That's a parrot. 1115 00:58:21,505 --> 00:58:23,700 That's what the dog's responding to. 1116 00:58:23,907 --> 00:58:27,001 But you can look in the box here. We have more. 1117 00:58:27,211 --> 00:58:29,907 Like this one. The yellow and black one there? 1118 00:58:30,114 --> 00:58:31,843 -This? -That's like a bee. 1119 00:58:32,049 --> 00:58:35,075 -This is a fish. -Well, we know that's a fish... 1120 00:58:35,285 --> 00:58:37,014 -...but to a dog-- -Just shut up. 1121 00:58:37,221 --> 00:58:39,712 -I'm gonna get this. -I'm just trying to help. 1122 00:58:39,923 --> 00:58:41,015 Thank you. 1123 00:58:41,225 --> 00:58:43,785 This is least like a bee of what we have. 1124 00:58:43,994 --> 00:58:48,259 I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have! 1125 00:58:49,432 --> 00:58:51,093 -Oh, baby, you're so good. -Yes. 1126 00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,597 Look at you. 1127 00:58:53,302 --> 00:58:57,636 Who could look at this face and say, "Oh, I want him." 1128 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,240 You. Hey, Wink. Hey, Wink. 1129 00:59:00,443 --> 00:59:02,843 -Look at this. -Did you see the scary dog? 1130 00:59:03,046 --> 00:59:06,641 You. Hey, Winky, look at this. 1131 00:59:06,849 --> 00:59:09,340 You! Yes. 1132 00:59:09,552 --> 00:59:12,214 He's just a natural. And look at his face. 1133 00:59:12,422 --> 00:59:15,255 Could he be sweeter or more loving? 1134 00:59:15,792 --> 00:59:18,989 The group is all about attitude. And look at this. 1135 00:59:19,529 --> 00:59:22,089 What, could you find a more likable attitude? 1136 00:59:22,298 --> 00:59:25,232 A happier, happier-to-know-you kind of attitude? 1137 00:59:25,901 --> 00:59:27,766 I'm talking about you. 1138 00:59:28,937 --> 00:59:30,996 And here come the Terriers! 1139 00:59:31,206 --> 00:59:32,969 This is a very popular group. 1140 00:59:33,175 --> 00:59:38,112 There's a lot of winners that have come out of this group in past shows. 1141 00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:41,373 -It's also popular with the crowd. -They're lovable dogs. 1142 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:45,610 -Wonderful personality. -Very frisky, very playful. 1143 00:59:45,821 --> 00:59:48,619 It's sad, when you look at how beautiful they are... 1144 00:59:48,824 --> 00:59:52,123 ...to think that in some countries, these dogs are eaten. 1145 00:59:53,695 --> 00:59:55,162 And once around, please. 1146 00:59:55,363 --> 00:59:57,593 That's my favorite, the Miniature Schnauzer. 1147 00:59:57,799 --> 00:59:59,459 How do they make them miniature? 1148 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:02,966 Is there some way, some process they physically... 1149 01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:05,730 ...miniaturize the dog? Or is it a puppy? 1150 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:07,339 What the devil is going on? 1151 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,338 They just.... It's breeding. 1152 01:00:09,543 --> 01:00:11,135 They breed them small. 1153 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:15,509 You'd think they'd want them bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons. 1154 01:00:16,484 --> 01:00:18,645 Now, what's that up on the table? 1155 01:00:18,853 --> 01:00:20,377 That's the Norwich. 1156 01:00:21,122 --> 01:00:23,989 She's taking a close look at the Norwich. 1157 01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:25,892 That handler looks familiar to me. 1158 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:28,926 Madam, could you bring the dog further down in back, please? 1159 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,023 That's my dog. 1160 01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,163 Did I mention my idea for a book for you? 1161 01:00:39,372 --> 01:00:42,830 Women bathing their dogs. In cutoff jeans and T-shirts... 1162 01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:44,339 ...and with the soap. 1163 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:48,480 How it gets all wet, then the water, let your imagination run wild. 1164 01:00:48,681 --> 01:00:51,343 Get the IKennel Club behind it, make a few bucks. 1165 01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:54,019 That's what it's all about. Put your name on it. 1166 01:00:54,821 --> 01:00:57,381 Bathing Your Dog With Trevor Beckwith. 1167 01:00:57,590 --> 01:01:01,151 Doing It Doggy Style. You come up with that, I'm not the literary guy. 1168 01:01:04,631 --> 01:01:08,294 All right. Judge Ruth Collier is looking very closely. 1169 01:01:10,569 --> 01:01:11,399 One. 1170 01:01:11,904 --> 01:01:13,371 Two. 1171 01:01:13,939 --> 01:01:15,964 Three. Four. 1172 01:01:18,610 --> 01:01:20,168 Thank you. 1173 01:01:22,347 --> 01:01:23,371 Here. 1174 01:01:24,683 --> 01:01:25,980 What the hell is this? 1175 01:01:26,185 --> 01:01:28,380 -It's a toy. -It's a rooster or something. 1176 01:01:28,587 --> 01:01:30,452 Get out the bee. Where's the bee? 1177 01:01:30,656 --> 01:01:33,648 I couldn't find it. I went to the hotel, I asked. 1178 01:01:33,859 --> 01:01:37,317 You were gone for a half-hour and you came back with this purple thing?! 1179 01:01:37,529 --> 01:01:38,791 Don't spit at me! 1180 01:01:38,997 --> 01:01:40,897 Don't you yell at me! 1181 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,565 You take care of it! 1182 01:01:42,768 --> 01:01:45,327 -I will take care of it! -Stop it! Just.... 1183 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:49,931 We're here with Dr. Millbank, President of the Mayflower IKennel Club. 1184 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:54,007 Doctor, let me ask you something. I got a little bursitis in my shoulder. 1185 01:01:54,212 --> 01:01:55,975 Do you recommend heat or cold? 1186 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:58,546 -I'm not that kind of doctor. -I know that. 1187 01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:01,115 I'm just kidding. He's not that kind of doctor... 1188 01:02:01,319 --> 01:02:04,413 ...but he's got such a good sense of humor, we like to have a few laughs. 1189 01:02:04,622 --> 01:02:07,147 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: 1190 01:02:07,358 --> 01:02:11,590 Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia, no-brainer, right? 1191 01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,696 Because this is where the Mayflower landed. 1192 01:02:13,898 --> 01:02:17,629 Not so, it turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere in the West lndies. 1193 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,859 Little-known fact. 1194 01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:21,560 How does the name Mayflower get up to the Quaker City? 1195 01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:25,773 It wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower, as you probably remember. 1196 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,001 And he did land in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts. 1197 01:02:28,211 --> 01:02:30,577 They landed in several places, because there's the Nina... 1198 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,543 -...the Pnta, a couple of them.... -And the Santa Maria. 1199 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,547 -They all landed in different places. -Not really. 1200 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,219 Well, I'm not the historian. 1201 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,479 Let the production people deal with that one. 1202 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:40,815 Right. It doesn't matter. 1203 01:02:46,863 --> 01:02:50,060 So these are the sporting dogs. These are the athletes. 1204 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,997 These are the jocks of the dog world, wouldn't you say? 1205 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:55,364 These are the dogs that you'll often see... 1206 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:58,734 ...hanging on the wall in museums and classic paintings. 1207 01:02:59,241 --> 01:03:01,106 This group is actually known as... 1208 01:03:01,310 --> 01:03:04,404 ...the Hunting Group in the United IKingdom. 1209 01:03:04,813 --> 01:03:08,146 And the judge is Judge Freda Dunlop. 1210 01:03:08,651 --> 01:03:11,518 She is also very, very slow... 1211 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,086 -...and determined. -Very deliberate. 1212 01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:17,252 Now, we're seeing the Weimaraner, a wonderful dog. 1213 01:03:17,726 --> 01:03:19,091 That's a beauty. 1214 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:21,490 That's "The Grey Ghost." 1215 01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,799 Oh, I'm sorry. Get down. 1216 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,661 Please control your dog. 1217 01:03:26,869 --> 01:03:28,302 That's not a good start. 1218 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:29,994 Right around here. Let's try again. 1219 01:03:30,205 --> 01:03:32,172 This has never happened before, ever. 1220 01:03:32,540 --> 01:03:35,509 I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. 1221 01:03:35,710 --> 01:03:37,644 Just give us another chance. 1222 01:03:37,845 --> 01:03:40,643 -I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. -No, let me just try again. 1223 01:03:40,848 --> 01:03:41,872 This does not look good. 1224 01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:44,278 He went after her like she's made out of ham. 1225 01:03:44,519 --> 01:03:47,977 And I guess he's getting the old heave-ho. 1226 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:50,914 -The dog has been excused. -She is gone. 1227 01:03:51,125 --> 01:03:52,956 Just get away from me, you goddamn asshole! 1228 01:03:53,161 --> 01:03:55,322 -It's a shame to see that happen. -Beautiful dog. 1229 01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:57,122 -But he's still a champion. -Oh, yes. 1230 01:03:57,332 --> 01:04:00,233 Even though he leaves in disgrace. Like "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. 1231 01:04:00,435 --> 01:04:03,563 He's out of the leagues, but we still talk about him today. 1232 01:04:04,505 --> 01:04:06,700 Hi. I'd like... 1233 01:04:07,774 --> 01:04:12,040 ...an extra-large bucket of popcorn, half-butter, half-salt. 1234 01:04:12,245 --> 01:04:15,681 I wouldn't normally just be out here... 1235 01:04:16,149 --> 01:04:17,946 ...pigging out. 1236 01:04:18,151 --> 01:04:19,209 But... 1237 01:04:20,620 --> 01:04:24,647 ...l'm a little nervous right now. There's a lot at stake. 1238 01:04:25,292 --> 01:04:28,489 You know, we've had two wins. This would be our third... 1239 01:04:28,695 --> 01:04:31,664 ...and I'm making Leslie nervous. 1240 01:04:31,865 --> 01:04:33,992 I'm making myself very nervous. 1241 01:04:34,201 --> 01:04:38,069 And my nervousness is... 1242 01:04:38,338 --> 01:04:41,933 ...is rubbing off on Leslie. And.... 1243 01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:46,603 I feel like l... 1244 01:04:47,113 --> 01:04:50,082 ...l just really need to listen to my inner instinct... 1245 01:04:50,282 --> 01:04:53,649 ...and my inner instinct says... 1246 01:04:54,086 --> 01:04:56,111 ..."Don't go right now." 1247 01:04:57,623 --> 01:04:59,318 So, I'm not going out. 1248 01:04:59,525 --> 01:05:03,017 I'm gonna be right here until I get another message... 1249 01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:04,787 ...from myself. 1250 01:05:11,637 --> 01:05:12,661 What are you doing, honey? 1251 01:05:12,872 --> 01:05:15,568 They're just finishing up the Non-sporting in a second. 1252 01:05:15,775 --> 01:05:18,072 I'm looking for the hand cream. Did you bring it? 1253 01:05:18,276 --> 01:05:21,211 I've got a lot of hand cream. But I don't have the.... 1254 01:05:21,413 --> 01:05:23,813 God, look at that IKeeshond. 1255 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,644 Is that hideous? 1256 01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:27,818 What's that doing at the Mayflower? 1257 01:05:28,953 --> 01:05:32,616 Oh, my goodness. You might want to see this. 1258 01:05:33,525 --> 01:05:35,356 It's Miss Cummings. 1259 01:05:36,394 --> 01:05:38,555 Is it ever Miss Cummings. 1260 01:05:38,763 --> 01:05:39,855 Oh, my God. 1261 01:05:40,064 --> 01:05:41,827 Bob Mackie, where are you when we need you? 1262 01:05:42,033 --> 01:05:44,866 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. 1263 01:05:45,069 --> 01:05:47,799 Doesn't--? Look at the piping. 1264 01:05:48,006 --> 01:05:50,907 She tries to be so self-possessed, but look at the terror in her face. 1265 01:05:51,109 --> 01:05:53,304 It's all about fear for her. 1266 01:05:53,510 --> 01:05:55,068 Well, it's all about her. 1267 01:05:58,148 --> 01:05:59,775 He's taking his time picking. 1268 01:06:00,117 --> 01:06:01,778 That's for sure. 1269 01:06:02,953 --> 01:06:05,012 And stopping them once again. 1270 01:06:05,522 --> 01:06:07,752 He is a highly respected judge. 1271 01:06:07,958 --> 01:06:10,290 Often tends to go on personality. 1272 01:06:10,494 --> 01:06:13,429 And we've certainly got a lot of personality in this selection. 1273 01:06:13,630 --> 01:06:15,928 You're number one. Two. 1274 01:06:16,133 --> 01:06:18,761 Three. And four. 1275 01:06:23,507 --> 01:06:26,840 Yeah. Look at that Poodle. She knows she's a winner. 1276 01:06:27,044 --> 01:06:29,307 And look at her handler. That is one happy fella. 1277 01:06:29,512 --> 01:06:31,446 That is actually a woman. 1278 01:06:31,647 --> 01:06:35,014 A woman-- Iady handler. They are sharing thejoy. 1279 01:06:35,218 --> 01:06:38,551 And this is interesting, do you think they can feel thejoy? 1280 01:06:38,955 --> 01:06:40,115 -Okay. -Big surprise. 1281 01:06:40,323 --> 01:06:42,484 There it is. I better show Agnes this bitch. 1282 01:06:42,692 --> 01:06:44,626 Oh, God. When she smiles.... 1283 01:06:44,827 --> 01:06:48,263 Stop eating that shirt and look at your competition. 1284 01:06:48,464 --> 01:06:50,796 That is Rhapsody in White. 1285 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,400 That's who you're gonna beat. 1286 01:06:53,669 --> 01:06:55,967 -She wins in a waltz, don't you? -She does. 1287 01:06:56,172 --> 01:06:58,697 Christy's gonna go talk to Sherri Ann. 1288 01:06:58,908 --> 01:07:01,809 Here's Sherri Ann. What is Sherri Ann wearing? 1289 01:07:03,746 --> 01:07:05,042 And she-- 1290 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,081 Hello? 1291 01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:14,178 Rhapsody has two mommies. 1292 01:07:16,057 --> 01:07:18,719 All right, Trevor Beckwith, it all comes down to this. 1293 01:07:18,927 --> 01:07:22,090 They're going for all the marbles. The Best in Show. 1294 01:07:22,297 --> 01:07:23,787 The final seven. 1295 01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:25,694 It's the bottom of the ninth inning. 1296 01:07:25,901 --> 01:07:27,698 It's the goal line stand. 1297 01:07:27,903 --> 01:07:29,666 It's the final round. 1298 01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:34,274 And after all the grooming, the petting, the kibbles, the liver snaps. 1299 01:07:34,609 --> 01:07:36,440 Your opinion. Your feedback. 1300 01:07:36,645 --> 01:07:39,910 This is a very exciting moment. All these are wonderful dogs. 1301 01:07:40,114 --> 01:07:42,139 And this is the moment everybody's been waiting for. 1302 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,783 The last seven. The best of the best. 1303 01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:46,953 -This is a great moment. -Creme de la creme. 1304 01:07:47,154 --> 01:07:48,951 -As long as you're calm. -I do. I am. 1305 01:07:49,156 --> 01:07:51,716 Because I'm as calm as a cucumber, okay? 1306 01:07:51,926 --> 01:07:53,359 Why don't you sit down? 1307 01:07:53,561 --> 01:07:56,155 -Go sit down. -I'm kidding. I'm nervous. 1308 01:07:56,363 --> 01:07:59,821 So sit down now because Winky and I have to get ready for the show. 1309 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,126 IKnock them dead, honey. 1310 01:08:01,502 --> 01:08:02,730 -Good luck. -Thank you. 1311 01:08:02,937 --> 01:08:04,404 -Good luck. -"Bye-bye, Daddy." 1312 01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:07,199 Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy." Bye, darling. 1313 01:08:07,408 --> 01:08:08,602 Sweetheart? 1314 01:08:09,009 --> 01:08:11,136 -Make Fern City proud, okay? -I will. 1315 01:08:14,448 --> 01:08:16,039 -What the--? -Are you all right? 1316 01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:21,148 What'd I trip on? Did somebody put something here so I'd trip? 1317 01:08:21,354 --> 01:08:23,413 -Calm down. -Why did you fall? 1318 01:08:23,623 --> 01:08:25,853 Okay, it's just my knee. I'm fine. 1319 01:08:26,059 --> 01:08:28,425 Look out. You're gonna step on your dog. 1320 01:08:28,628 --> 01:08:32,394 -Oh, no. Your knee is all messed up. -We need a doctor. 1321 01:08:32,599 --> 01:08:34,533 Is there--? Can we get a medic? 1322 01:08:34,734 --> 01:08:35,996 It's Best ln Show. 1323 01:08:36,202 --> 01:08:39,535 Your knee is ballooning up like a watermelon, sweetheart. 1324 01:08:40,106 --> 01:08:42,870 Baby, you can't miss this. Winky can't miss this. 1325 01:08:43,076 --> 01:08:46,068 He's worked for two and a half years. He can't miss this. 1326 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:47,337 -He can't miss? -He can't miss it. 1327 01:08:47,547 --> 01:08:49,811 -Then we get a handler. -A handler? 1328 01:08:50,016 --> 01:08:52,950 -We get a professional handler. -A stranger? 1329 01:08:53,151 --> 01:08:55,779 If you want the dog in the show, we need a handler. 1330 01:08:55,988 --> 01:08:57,888 You have to do it. You have to. 1331 01:08:58,090 --> 01:09:01,184 You have a concussion. You're not making any sense. 1332 01:09:01,393 --> 01:09:03,224 All you have to do is follow him. 1333 01:09:03,428 --> 01:09:05,157 Just follow him. 1334 01:09:05,364 --> 01:09:07,491 -We'll take care of you. -You'll be fine. 1335 01:09:07,699 --> 01:09:08,927 I've walked him-- 1336 01:09:09,134 --> 01:09:12,194 You take him for a walk every night. That's gaiting. 1337 01:09:12,404 --> 01:09:15,396 I don't even know what gaiting is. What's this? 1338 01:09:15,607 --> 01:09:19,338 Your number, keep it on your left arm. IKeep the dog on the left too. 1339 01:09:19,878 --> 01:09:20,708 Gerry... 1340 01:09:21,546 --> 01:09:23,309 ...you're gonna show Winky. 1341 01:09:27,418 --> 01:09:29,818 And here they come! The Pointer.... 1342 01:09:30,021 --> 01:09:32,581 The Pointer from the Sporting Group, handled by Jill IKoch. 1343 01:09:32,790 --> 01:09:35,623 And look at that magnificent dog. 1344 01:09:35,826 --> 01:09:37,157 Absolutely beautiful. 1345 01:09:37,361 --> 01:09:40,296 Do you think they know the championship's on the line here? 1346 01:09:40,498 --> 01:09:42,466 I think they know they're very special dogs... 1347 01:09:42,667 --> 01:09:44,567 ...and that they're still in it. 1348 01:09:45,269 --> 01:09:46,361 And the Bloodhound.... 1349 01:09:46,570 --> 01:09:49,403 -Picking up the track of the Pointer. -Beautiful dog. 1350 01:09:49,607 --> 01:09:51,040 Hubert. 1351 01:09:51,242 --> 01:09:54,177 I was talking to his owner and handler, Harlan Pepper... 1352 01:09:54,378 --> 01:09:58,041 ...and he believes this dog has a tremendous future. 1353 01:09:58,816 --> 01:10:02,615 And here's the Siberian Husky, handled by Joanne Dixon. 1354 01:10:02,819 --> 01:10:05,117 -Also a beautiful dog. -Magnificent, yes. 1355 01:10:05,321 --> 01:10:08,051 And they're strutting their stuff too. 1356 01:10:12,996 --> 01:10:16,295 The Terrier group now. This is the Norwich Terrier. 1357 01:10:16,633 --> 01:10:17,895 With.... 1358 01:10:19,369 --> 01:10:22,827 -Seems to have a different handler. -It's not Cookie Fleck. 1359 01:10:23,807 --> 01:10:26,867 We're getting word that the dog is being handled by... 1360 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:29,608 ...Cookie's husband, Gerry Fleck. 1361 01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:31,781 -Very unusual. -Boy, this is thrilling. 1362 01:10:31,981 --> 01:10:34,506 The bottom of the ninth, a pinch hitter comes in. 1363 01:10:35,285 --> 01:10:37,253 Am I nuts or--? 1364 01:10:37,587 --> 01:10:39,918 Something's wrong with his feet. 1365 01:10:40,489 --> 01:10:44,220 I don't think I ever find myself saying this, but I think... 1366 01:10:44,426 --> 01:10:46,917 -...you're right. -He's got two left feet. 1367 01:10:47,129 --> 01:10:48,460 That is certainly a first. 1368 01:10:48,664 --> 01:10:50,757 Go get 'em, pal! Man! 1369 01:10:51,734 --> 01:10:55,397 And the Toy Group, the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan... 1370 01:10:55,604 --> 01:10:58,732 -...in a splendid outfit. -Scott is prancing along... 1371 01:10:58,941 --> 01:11:01,068 ...with the dog. And look at his outfit. 1372 01:11:01,276 --> 01:11:03,972 In my neighborhood, you wear an outfit like that... 1373 01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:06,875 ...you better be a hotel doorman. 1374 01:11:07,082 --> 01:11:09,812 -He is having fun with his dog. -Here's Rhapsody... 1375 01:11:10,219 --> 01:11:11,618 -That's your favorite. -...with Christy. 1376 01:11:11,820 --> 01:11:14,151 And the crowd's reacting too. 1377 01:11:14,355 --> 01:11:18,451 This dog is as close to perfect as I think you'll see. And she knows it. 1378 01:11:18,659 --> 01:11:21,253 -She knows this. -She has a winner's attitude. 1379 01:11:21,562 --> 01:11:23,757 And last, lastly we have the... 1380 01:11:23,965 --> 01:11:26,729 ...the Shetland Sheepdog. The dog I have. 1381 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,424 The Sheltie. 1382 01:11:29,137 --> 01:11:32,163 Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. 1383 01:11:32,373 --> 01:11:35,103 How much weight do you think I could bench press? 1384 01:11:35,676 --> 01:11:38,440 Just make a guess. A ballpark figure. 1385 01:11:38,646 --> 01:11:41,809 31 5 pounds. I was in top shape. 1386 01:11:42,016 --> 01:11:44,746 I don't know if I could make it back and forth here. 1387 01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:47,580 -Quite impressive. -Dead-lifted over 500. 1388 01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:52,416 -I think we're all set to go here. -Oh, boy. Oh, boy! 1389 01:11:52,626 --> 01:11:54,253 Bring out the Pointer, please. 1390 01:11:55,695 --> 01:11:59,893 And the judge is Everett Bainbridge, if I'm not wrong. 1391 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:02,796 Yes, Everett is a very experienced judge. 1392 01:12:03,003 --> 01:12:05,563 -I would hope so. -We're in very good hands. 1393 01:12:05,772 --> 01:12:08,832 This is like the World Series. You get the best umpires. 1394 01:12:09,476 --> 01:12:10,966 Once around, please. 1395 01:12:15,048 --> 01:12:16,640 Bring out the Bloodhound. 1396 01:12:26,725 --> 01:12:27,885 Once around, please. 1397 01:12:32,498 --> 01:12:35,399 Can a dog win it or lose it in this last round... 1398 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,262 ...or has the judge made up his mind? 1399 01:12:37,469 --> 01:12:39,300 Oh, good heavens, no. This is... 1400 01:12:39,505 --> 01:12:41,097 ...still open at this point. 1401 01:12:41,307 --> 01:12:43,798 It's apples and oranges, different breeds. 1402 01:12:44,009 --> 01:12:46,204 Are they looking for something particular? 1403 01:12:46,412 --> 01:12:48,846 It's a gut reaction on some level. These are all... 1404 01:12:49,048 --> 01:12:52,074 -...superb animals. -Very subjective, then. 1405 01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,774 Very difficult task to pick. 1406 01:12:53,986 --> 01:12:57,353 Let me ask you, does money ever exchange hands under the table? 1407 01:12:57,556 --> 01:12:59,887 -Good Lord, no. -Don't stick your neck out. 1408 01:13:00,091 --> 01:13:02,355 I'd be tempted to lay a few dollars. 1409 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:17,803 Once around, please. 1410 01:13:25,717 --> 01:13:27,844 They're just one cuter than the other. 1411 01:13:28,052 --> 01:13:30,350 And I think everybody responds to that. 1412 01:13:30,555 --> 01:13:32,079 Bring out the Shih Tzu, please. 1413 01:13:49,106 --> 01:13:51,597 I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded. 1414 01:13:51,808 --> 01:13:53,742 I told my proctologist once: 1415 01:13:53,944 --> 01:13:56,708 "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?" 1416 01:13:56,914 --> 01:13:59,644 Yes. I remember you said that last year. 1417 01:14:00,150 --> 01:14:01,708 Once around, please. 1418 01:14:12,395 --> 01:14:14,886 Bring out the standard Poodle, please! 1419 01:14:26,342 --> 01:14:28,606 This may seem like a silly question. 1420 01:14:28,811 --> 01:14:31,279 If you get a French dog, a Chinese dog, a German dog... 1421 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,779 ...do they all bark the same? They all sound the same.... 1422 01:14:34,984 --> 01:14:36,542 Or is it a different language? 1423 01:14:36,752 --> 01:14:39,516 Different dogs have different intonations and tones. 1424 01:14:39,722 --> 01:14:42,850 The country, the boundaries, doesn't make any difference? 1425 01:14:48,463 --> 01:14:51,193 Bring out the Shetland Sheepdog, please. 1426 01:14:53,768 --> 01:14:56,601 I notice in these competitions they don't do the basic... 1427 01:14:56,805 --> 01:14:59,330 ..."sit up," "roll over," "fetch," "heel." 1428 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:02,942 They start at a higher level than that, don't they? 1429 01:15:03,144 --> 01:15:04,702 Those are the basic commands-- 1430 01:15:04,913 --> 01:15:08,781 And is that taken into consideration at the start, or, I mean... 1431 01:15:08,984 --> 01:15:12,920 ...are you just judging by how well a dog is groomed? 1432 01:15:13,788 --> 01:15:15,119 Once around. 1433 01:15:17,359 --> 01:15:19,827 These dogs are pampered and petted... 1434 01:15:20,028 --> 01:15:22,257 ...and all in top physical condition. 1435 01:15:22,463 --> 01:15:24,954 No question. This is the prime. 1436 01:15:25,165 --> 01:15:28,157 You won't see finer specimens than these seven dogs. 1437 01:15:28,369 --> 01:15:31,133 It's a shame, really, that there has to be one picked. 1438 01:15:31,338 --> 01:15:33,033 Because as we've said time and time again... 1439 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,970 ...these aren't just winners. These are winners within winners. 1440 01:15:40,647 --> 01:15:45,141 And Mr. Bainbridge is taking a very, very close look at these dogs. 1441 01:15:45,352 --> 01:15:49,152 I don't envy him this task. He's a master of... 1442 01:15:49,356 --> 01:15:52,018 ...1 50 breeds. 1443 01:15:52,226 --> 01:15:54,160 And this well-informed judge.... 1444 01:15:54,361 --> 01:15:55,851 This is a terribly difficult task. 1445 01:15:56,063 --> 01:15:59,862 Like the umpire calling a close play at home plate in the bottom of the 9th. 1446 01:16:00,066 --> 01:16:01,897 I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. 1447 01:16:03,936 --> 01:16:07,565 The judge is going over to the judges' table to sign the book. 1448 01:16:07,774 --> 01:16:10,038 -So he's made his decision. -We have a winner. 1449 01:16:11,144 --> 01:16:12,941 Lot of hearts in dogs' throats. 1450 01:16:13,146 --> 01:16:14,704 Do dogs react to this? 1451 01:16:14,914 --> 01:16:17,474 They sense the tension. They have to. 1452 01:16:17,683 --> 01:16:19,048 They can't not. 1453 01:16:19,252 --> 01:16:22,483 And here comes the cup, with Doctor Millbank and Graham Chissolm. 1454 01:16:22,688 --> 01:16:26,681 Look at the size of that. I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls. 1455 01:16:26,893 --> 01:16:31,592 This really is the defining moment of this competition. 1456 01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,040 The Norwich Terrier! 1457 01:16:52,484 --> 01:16:54,714 Congratulations, you did a great job. 1458 01:16:57,923 --> 01:16:59,618 Thank you. Thanks. 1459 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:11,999 Cookie! We did it! 1460 01:17:13,971 --> 01:17:16,906 -We took the Mayflower! -You're so beautiful! 1461 01:17:17,108 --> 01:17:20,202 Oh, my God! Oh, thank you! 1462 01:17:40,267 --> 01:17:43,430 After the Mayflower, we came back to Fern City... 1463 01:17:43,637 --> 01:17:46,366 ...and we were celebrities. 1464 01:17:46,572 --> 01:17:47,402 We were big. 1465 01:17:47,573 --> 01:17:50,940 We were big. Everything just broke loose like a cannon. 1466 01:17:51,143 --> 01:17:54,340 We were given the key to the city from the mayor. 1467 01:17:54,547 --> 01:17:57,675 -With a picture in the newspaper. -Picture in the newspaper. 1468 01:17:58,918 --> 01:18:00,078 We, we, we had.... 1469 01:18:00,286 --> 01:18:02,481 -Radio interviews. -Radio interviews. 1470 01:18:02,688 --> 01:18:04,952 -Three. -Three radio interviews. 1471 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:08,749 And you know, at some point, a good friend of ours said: 1472 01:18:08,961 --> 01:18:11,896 "You know, you've got all these great songs... 1473 01:18:12,164 --> 01:18:15,156 ...that you do about your Terriers, and you're.... 1474 01:18:15,367 --> 01:18:16,959 Do something with them... 1475 01:18:17,169 --> 01:18:18,761 ...because you're celebrities now." 1476 01:18:18,971 --> 01:18:21,063 We never thought of it. We were just doing it for fun. 1477 01:18:21,272 --> 01:18:24,867 Just for the love of Terriers. But, thinking, "Yeah. Why not?" 1478 01:18:25,076 --> 01:18:27,510 There's something to be said for that. 1479 01:18:27,712 --> 01:18:31,580 Back yard, front yard, or the park 1480 01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:35,917 Play with it till it gets dark 1481 01:18:37,388 --> 01:18:40,789 Take it home after a while. 1482 01:18:41,726 --> 01:18:43,216 Then chew it up 1483 01:18:43,428 --> 01:18:45,828 Terrier style Bow-wow 1484 01:18:47,565 --> 01:18:48,691 Delish 1485 01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:53,528 Some dish 1486 01:18:55,339 --> 01:18:57,136 -Cookie? -Yeah? 1487 01:18:57,574 --> 01:18:58,598 Cookie Googleman? 1488 01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:02,502 Does this ring a bell? 1489 01:19:02,713 --> 01:19:06,114 I'm not wearing underwear 1490 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:11,811 -Bulge? -Yeah, that's me! 1491 01:19:12,389 --> 01:19:13,378 Bulge? 1492 01:19:13,590 --> 01:19:15,751 -Get out of town! -It's me! 1493 01:19:15,959 --> 01:19:17,586 You look fantastic. 1494 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:20,558 You too. You've grown. 1495 01:19:20,864 --> 01:19:23,924 I'm growing right now, girl, just looking at you. 1496 01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:28,230 That is the one and only time I've ever done it on a roller coaster. 1497 01:19:29,373 --> 01:19:32,068 I like both of them. And we could fiind something there. 1498 01:19:32,275 --> 01:19:35,870 But what I like about these, and Sherri Ann would agree.... 1499 01:19:36,078 --> 01:19:37,136 Honey? 1500 01:19:37,613 --> 01:19:40,241 If we could get this picture of the dog... 1501 01:19:40,449 --> 01:19:41,814 ...and maybe one of these.... 1502 01:19:42,018 --> 01:19:43,918 Gosh, it's been a year. 1503 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,418 So much has happened. Oh, my gosh. 1504 01:19:47,256 --> 01:19:48,450 Well... 1505 01:19:49,225 --> 01:19:51,318 ...we didn't win at Mayflower. 1506 01:19:51,527 --> 01:19:56,294 Which is surreal and was extremely disturbing. 1507 01:19:56,499 --> 01:19:58,990 -It was so not right. -It was devastating. 1508 01:20:00,002 --> 01:20:03,403 But the silver lining of this cloud, of course, is that... 1509 01:20:03,606 --> 01:20:07,336 ...you know, it brought us to a new level in our relationship. 1510 01:20:08,443 --> 01:20:11,207 And now we got to open up these offices... 1511 01:20:11,413 --> 01:20:13,278 ...and publish this magazine here. 1512 01:20:13,481 --> 01:20:17,850 American Bitch. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. 1513 01:20:19,454 --> 01:20:23,823 It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner. 1514 01:20:24,025 --> 01:20:27,290 We're on our third issue. These are our first two issues here. 1515 01:20:27,495 --> 01:20:30,020 And it's fantastic, you know? 1516 01:20:30,465 --> 01:20:33,628 Sherri Ann is definitely the inspiration and, you know... 1517 01:20:33,835 --> 01:20:35,860 ...and I do the grunt work, the details. 1518 01:20:36,338 --> 01:20:38,499 She has a very big heart. 1519 01:20:38,707 --> 01:20:41,903 She's generous. She's kind. 1520 01:20:42,209 --> 01:20:45,201 -She's sweet. -Well, vice versa. 1521 01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:47,846 Yeah. She's changed my life. 1522 01:20:48,048 --> 01:20:51,176 And, and as it turns out, she's... 1523 01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:53,410 ...dynamite in the sack. 1524 01:20:55,656 --> 01:20:58,181 Likewise, I'm sure. 1525 01:21:00,661 --> 01:21:02,526 After the dog show... 1526 01:21:02,763 --> 01:21:05,231 ...l was on an EI AI flight to Haifa... 1527 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:08,560 ...faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof. 1528 01:21:09,036 --> 01:21:13,268 And I spent about three weeks on a kibbutz, just mellowing out. 1529 01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:14,736 Of course, they make you work. 1530 01:21:14,942 --> 01:21:17,205 But it was a goodplace to clear your mind. 1531 01:21:17,410 --> 01:21:20,402 And I realized that I had a lot to offer... 1532 01:21:20,613 --> 01:21:24,572 ...besides just having a fishing shop and going to dog shows, though. 1533 01:21:24,784 --> 01:21:27,275 I've been working pretty hard on... 1534 01:21:27,487 --> 01:21:30,513 ...mastering the art of ventriloquism... 1535 01:21:30,723 --> 01:21:33,920 ...which is an ancient art. 1536 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:38,428 And it requires a kind of scientifiic mind. 1537 01:21:38,631 --> 01:21:42,192 And I enjoy being able to put people... 1538 01:21:42,402 --> 01:21:44,529 ...in another dimension, so to speak... 1539 01:21:44,737 --> 01:21:47,638 ...where they look around and they don't know... 1540 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,900 ...where the voice is coming from, which is the whole point, I guess. 1541 01:21:51,110 --> 01:21:54,909 -Let's all go honky-tonking -Down in Louisiana 1542 01:21:55,113 --> 01:21:58,776 -Where the biscuits and gravy are like -Dixie 's manna 1543 01:21:58,984 --> 01:22:01,612 Let's go honky-tonking They'll be 1544 01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:02,844 Glad to see us 1545 01:22:03,055 --> 01:22:06,047 On a Louisiana night 1546 01:22:27,679 --> 01:22:31,307 All right, I'm coming. I only have five arms. Hold your horses. 1547 01:22:31,615 --> 01:22:34,277 -We should have gotten horses. -Little bitty horses. 1548 01:22:34,485 --> 01:22:35,918 That'd be real smart. 1549 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,886 We always wanted to do this. One thing that brought us together... 1550 01:22:40,091 --> 01:22:43,322 ... was our love ofold movies of the '30s and '40s. 1551 01:22:43,527 --> 01:22:46,018 The MGM musicals and the great love stories. 1552 01:22:46,230 --> 01:22:49,290 So we decided to create this calendar with our buddy Terry. 1553 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,229 Terry's a photographer... 1554 01:22:51,435 --> 01:22:52,800 ...he lives really near us. 1555 01:22:53,003 --> 01:22:57,531 He took these pictures for us about two years ago for Stefan's birthday. 1556 01:22:57,741 --> 01:22:59,038 -Which are-- -Boudoir shots. 1557 01:22:59,243 --> 01:23:00,676 You're not allowed to see them. 1558 01:23:00,878 --> 01:23:02,778 It's, sort of, that kind of thing. 1559 01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:05,709 And we love them. And Terry's very talented. 1560 01:23:05,915 --> 01:23:08,543 And he loves our dogs. So we had this idea. 1561 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:10,685 We loved old movies so much... 1562 01:23:10,887 --> 01:23:13,481 ...so we wanted to put it together... 1563 01:23:13,690 --> 01:23:15,521 ...into one project... 1564 01:23:15,725 --> 01:23:18,660 ... which was going to set the world aflame. 1565 01:23:18,862 --> 01:23:21,422 I don't know if it'll do that, but.... 1566 01:23:21,631 --> 01:23:24,122 We 're not gonna sell it. It's for friends. 1567 01:23:24,334 --> 01:23:26,234 -We should try to sell it. -Really? 1568 01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:29,872 Shih Tzus in the great love scenes of the-- Well, maybe. 1569 01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:33,603 If we could give the money to Shih Tzu Rescue. 1570 01:23:33,810 --> 01:23:35,300 -They have plenty of money. -So do we. 1571 01:23:35,512 --> 01:23:37,412 And what Shih Tzus need rescuing, anyway? 1572 01:23:37,614 --> 01:23:40,946 What Shih Tzu is straggling around the street with an old coat saying: 1573 01:23:41,150 --> 01:23:44,381 -"Help! Alms for the poor!" -Like the little match girl. 1574 01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:48,217 So, how have things been going? 1575 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:50,920 Everything's changed for the better. 1576 01:23:51,393 --> 01:23:53,327 -We are so happy now. -We are so happy. 1577 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:56,157 And our sex life is finally back on track, huh? 1578 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:59,493 -Good. -Beatrice had so many problems. 1579 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,362 She was a real problem. 1580 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,800 -Poor thing. -Just negative. 1581 01:24:04,006 --> 01:24:06,702 -Very negative dog. -Very negative. 1582 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,169 And hurtful, I thought. 1583 01:24:09,811 --> 01:24:11,506 Didn't you think so? 1584 01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:13,341 And our new dog, IKipper... 1585 01:24:14,249 --> 01:24:15,510 ...is fantastic. 1586 01:24:15,716 --> 01:24:17,581 Oh, talk about a winner. 1587 01:24:18,686 --> 01:24:21,917 -Such a winner. -And he doesn't mind us having sex. 1588 01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:25,092 -He likes it. He likes to watch. -He likes to watch. 1589 01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:28,024 -Oh, honey. -What we went through, huh? 1590 01:24:28,396 --> 01:24:29,727 It was horrible. 1591 01:24:30,665 --> 01:24:32,292 -He's a good dog. -He is a good dog. 1592 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,297 And you're a good lady.