1 00:01:02,027 --> 00:01:05,163 I still ask myself if I did the right thing 2 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:08,567 when I abandoned his floating city 3 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:11,400 And I don't mean only for the work 4 00:01:12,804 --> 00:01:18,610 fact is, a friend like that a real friend 5 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:21,847 you won't meet one again 6 00:01:21,847 --> 00:01:25,584 If you just decide to hang up your sea legs 7 00:01:25,584 --> 00:01:29,953 if you just want to feel something more solid beneath your feet 8 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:37,286 and if then you no loner hear the music of the gods around you 9 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:41,733 But, like he used to say 10 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:46,805 You're never really done for as long as you got a good story 11 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:49,296 and someone to tell it to 12 00:01:51,476 --> 00:01:53,273 Trouble is 13 00:01:54,179 --> 00:01:58,411 nobody'd believe a single word of my story 14 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,180 It happened every time 15 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:31,817 Someone would look up and see her 16 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:34,453 It's difficult to understand 17 00:02:34,453 --> 00:02:38,557 There'd be more than a thousand of us on that ship 18 00:02:38,557 --> 00:02:44,396 Traveling rich folks, immigrants and strange people, and us 19 00:02:44,396 --> 00:02:46,932 Yet there was always one 20 00:02:46,932 --> 00:02:51,835 One guy alone who would see her first 21 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:57,342 Maybe he was just sitting there eating or walking on the deck 22 00:02:57,342 --> 00:03:01,913 Maybe he was just fixing his pants 23 00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:06,652 He'd look up for a second. A quick glance out to sea and he'd see her 24 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:12,124 Then he'd just stand there rooted to the spot, his heart racing 25 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:17,996 And every time every damn time, I swear 26 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:24,269 he'd turn to us, towards the ship towards everybody and scream 27 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:26,635 America 28 00:03:39,251 --> 00:03:43,984 The Legend of 1900 29 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:00,297 New York 30 00:05:07,672 --> 00:05:11,209 The one who sees America first 31 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,478 There's one on every ship 32 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:16,014 And don't be thinking it's an accident 33 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:20,452 Or some optical illusion It's destiny 34 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:22,387 Those are people who always 35 00:05:22,387 --> 00:05:27,592 have that precise instant stamped on their life 36 00:05:27,592 --> 00:05:31,763 And when they were kids you could look into their eyes 37 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:37,326 and if you looked carefully enough you'd already see her 38 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:40,133 America 39 00:05:48,046 --> 00:05:50,782 And I've seen a few Americas 40 00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:54,719 Six years on that ship five crossings a year 41 00:05:54,719 --> 00:06:00,759 Europe, America and back always soaking in the ocean 42 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:02,027 When you stepped on land 43 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:05,730 you couldn't even piss straight in the john 44 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:08,967 It was teady. The john, I mean 45 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:11,492 But you'd keep bobbing like an idiot 46 00:06:12,904 --> 00:06:17,175 You can get off a ship all right But off the ocean 47 00:06:17,175 --> 00:06:18,699 I was just closing 48 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:21,339 What can I do for you? 49 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:26,618 When I boarded, I was 24 years old 50 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:30,281 And I only cared about one thing in life 51 00:06:31,823 --> 00:06:33,882 Playing the trumpet 52 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,324 I'm selling it 53 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:46,631 Conn 54 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:48,770 Not bad 55 00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:56,847 Best brass money can buy 56 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:04,089 Six pounds, ten shillings Best I can do 57 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:06,491 That horn's my whole life, mister 58 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:08,193 Even being a nobody 59 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:10,762 has got to be worth more than twenty lousy bucks 60 00:07:10,762 --> 00:07:15,995 It that's how things are, I suppose it's barely worth half a crown 61 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:19,502 Shut the door when you leave please 62 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:26,173 Okay, pops 63 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,803 you win 64 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:35,010 You just bought yourself a piece of musical history 65 00:07:37,188 --> 00:07:39,019 Now if you want my advice 66 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:45,552 got out, treat yourself to a decent meal 67 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:06,885 At least let me play it one last time 68 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:10,116 Young man I don't have time to waste 69 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,689 All right 70 00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:16,655 Hurry up, then 71 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:19,197 I'm closing 72 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:20,858 Thank you 73 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:46,649 Two peas in a pod, wouldn't you say 74 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:50,355 It's the music you were just playing 75 00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:51,822 What is it? 76 00:09:55,193 --> 00:09:56,990 It doesn't have a name 77 00:10:00,131 --> 00:10:04,033 Just a handful of people have had the privilege of hearing it 78 00:10:08,973 --> 00:10:13,433 That style. I was wondering since this morning, but... 79 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:19,150 I can't work out who this amazing piano player is 80 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:21,286 I don't think you ever heard of him 81 00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:22,287 Who is he? 82 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:27,358 If I told you this pianist never existed 83 00:10:27,358 --> 00:10:28,893 I wouldn't be lying 84 00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:30,528 I don't like secrets 85 00:10:30,528 --> 00:10:35,625 Come on now, Yank who the devil is playing? 86 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,832 That's my secret 87 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:54,953 It was the first year of this frigging century 88 00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:59,657 as defined by an unknown colored coal stoker on the Virginian 89 00:10:59,657 --> 00:11:02,627 Fucking rich-ass bastards Can't lose nothing 90 00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:06,290 but cigarette butts and dirty-ass handkerchiefs 91 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,935 Can't lose no watch 92 00:11:10,935 --> 00:11:14,272 not even a beat-up Elgin or a sorry-ass cufflink 93 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:18,776 What am I talking about? Not even a fake fucking ring 94 00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:21,312 Look here 95 00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:23,414 A whole cigar 96 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:26,076 Must've been somebody poor at the party 97 00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,454 Look at this shit 98 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:31,479 Nasty fucker 99 00:11:33,491 --> 00:11:37,825 Damn rich. Don't forget nothing unless they owe you some money 100 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:46,368 What in the scuts you doing here? 101 00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,632 "T.D. Lemons" 102 00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:04,117 Howdy do there, Lemon 103 00:12:04,222 --> 00:12:05,757 Immigrant bastard 104 00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:09,027 You said it That's the way the immigrants do it 105 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,295 Have a baby on the ship 106 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:13,631 and then leave on board another mouth to feed 107 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:17,502 And, like that, avoid trouble with the immigration office 108 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:20,305 What's a boy like him going to be when he grows up? 109 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,173 Another immigrant 110 00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:25,843 Don't pay those bastards no mind Lemon 111 00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:27,868 Go on, lap it up, boy 112 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:32,283 This one they left in first class on top the piano 113 00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,419 They are hoping some rich guy will come 114 00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,921 and stick a silver spoon in his mouth 115 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:39,090 And who does the little ape get instead? 116 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,526 A poor coal stoker 117 00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:44,757 Someoe is taking you for a sucker, Danny 118 00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:49,234 They have the fun You have the misery 119 00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,603 Fuck poverty 120 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,138 You stinking sewer rats 121 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:57,842 T.D. was wrote on that box. Any of you shitheads know what that means? 122 00:12:57,842 --> 00:13:00,211 I forgot. You all can't read 123 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:02,680 It means, "Thanks, Danny." "Thanks, Danny" 124 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,515 They left him for me and I'm gonna keep him 125 00:13:04,515 --> 00:13:06,384 Rest of you all can go fuck yourselves 126 00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:11,083 Danny, what are you going to call the nino? 127 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,849 Hell, I ain't think about that 128 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:18,529 To start off I'm going to name him after me 129 00:13:18,529 --> 00:13:20,498 Danny Boodman 130 00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:22,066 Then I'll put "T.D." in the middle 131 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:26,170 Iike rich folks puts that in the middle, don't you think? 132 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,640 That give it class, to put that in the middle, don't you think? 133 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,510 All fucking lawyers gots initials in the middle of their names 134 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:35,880 Well, my lawyer was Jonathan PTK Wonder 135 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,350 My son grow up to be a lawyer I swear I'll kikk him myself 136 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:43,521 But the boy's name is still going to be Danny Boodman T.D. Lemon 137 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:46,357 He ain't the son of no fucking duke, Danny 138 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:50,384 You found him on a Tuesday Call him "Tuesday" 139 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,699 You ain't as dumb as you look colored boy 140 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,668 I found him the first month 141 00:13:56,668 --> 00:14:00,138 of the first year of this frigging new century 142 00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:04,175 So I calls him: Nineteen Hundred 143 00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:07,779 Nineteen Hundred? But that's a number 144 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,881 It was a number, now it's a name 145 00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:15,787 Danny Boodman T.D. Lemon Nineteen Hundred 146 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:19,223 Danny, your little bambino is not so happy 147 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:23,284 Come on, hurry. Hurry up Don't worry, your mama's here 148 00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:32,066 Damn. How can something that small shit so much? 149 00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:39,477 And that's how little Nineteen Hundred grew up 150 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:42,880 Inside that cradle as big as a ship 151 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,050 But since Danny was afraid they'd take him away 152 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:49,354 on account of some business concerning documents and visas 153 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:51,689 the boy lived his early years 154 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:55,386 always hiding in the belly of the Virginian 155 00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:18,182 Okay, now try one for yourself 156 00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:21,319 Put your finder up here against these words 157 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,688 so the letters can't run off on you 158 00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:25,256 "Man" 159 00:15:25,256 --> 00:15:27,692 All right, keep going 160 00:15:27,692 --> 00:15:28,659 "Go" 161 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,628 Go on 162 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,929 "Ma" 163 00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,364 Just a little bit more 164 00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,025 "Ma" 165 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,636 Boy, you read like a god, Lemon 166 00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:39,937 Now go on, put them all together 167 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,700 kind of like them boiler valves Come on 168 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:52,776 "Man... go...Mama" 169 00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:57,654 Mango Mama. All right. Deep going 170 00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:03,392 Yank...My...Chain 171 00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,932 Danny, why are you laughing so much 172 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:10,802 Because these are names of horses Don't that make you laugh? 173 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:15,473 I"m just crazy about these horses' names. Look at this one here 174 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:18,772 "Happy Hoofers" 175 00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:22,346 Listen to this 176 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:26,451 "Sassy Lassy" 177 00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:27,752 And this one 178 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:31,711 "Red Hot Mama" 179 00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:35,490 What's a mama, Danny? 180 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:37,593 A mama? 181 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:41,499 A mama's a horse 182 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:42,767 A horse? 183 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,001 Racehorse 184 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:48,773 Matter of fact, you know what I say Mama's the best horse in the world? 185 00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:51,333 Thoroughbred You bet on a mama, you always win 186 00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:57,882 "Tano D'Amato 187 00:16:57,882 --> 00:17:01,052 The King of Lemons" 188 00:17:01,052 --> 00:17:04,322 Dad, put your finger here and read 189 00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:09,225 T.D. doesn't mean "Thanks, Danny" 190 00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:12,063 Who's this pansy ass? 191 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,265 That's enough reading for tonight 192 00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,734 Too much reading is bad for you 193 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,937 What else is bad, Danny? 194 00:17:19,937 --> 00:17:22,838 Everything off the Virginian is bad 195 00:17:24,942 --> 00:17:26,711 Everything 196 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,313 They got sharks on the land they eat you alive 197 00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,615 You keep away from they, you hear? 198 00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:34,352 Danny, what's an orphanage? 199 00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:38,623 Well, a orphanage is like a great big prison 200 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,758 where they lock up folks that ain't got kids 201 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:46,998 So if I wasn't with you they would put you in an orphanage? 202 00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:49,433 You got that right, little Lemon 203 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,832 Night-night 204 00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:28,164 Watch out, Danny 205 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:42,320 Roll over. Roll him over 206 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,756 My God. Doctor 207 00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:49,260 Call the doctor. Get the doctor 208 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,751 Danny, you bloody cow. Talk to me 209 00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:56,667 Ain't nothing but a pat on the back, boys 210 00:18:56,667 --> 00:19:00,237 "Holy Shoot... 211 00:19:00,237 --> 00:19:06,844 and Times Were Good 212 00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:11,749 was disqualified 213 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:15,386 "Saucy Bossy" 214 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:20,024 It took him three days to go toes up, old Danny 215 00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:23,794 He let go on the sixth race in Chicago 216 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:27,431 Drinkable Water by two lengths over Vegetable Soup 217 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:30,768 and five over Blue Foudation 218 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:34,038 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death 219 00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:36,874 I will fear no evil for Thou art with me 220 00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:39,276 Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me" 221 00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:43,440 "Thanks Danny" 222 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:49,720 In the name of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost 223 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,381 Amen 224 00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:07,930 Music 225 00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:23,721 Nineteen Hundred was eight years old then 226 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,624 He'd made the trip between Europe and America 227 00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:28,854 about fifty times, I imagine 228 00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:33,030 The ocean was his home 229 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:36,167 He never set foot on dry land Never 230 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:39,103 Though he'd seen it from the ports a hundred times 231 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,473 But he never got off the boat 232 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,008 Problem was 233 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:47,545 as far as the world was concerned he didn't even exist 234 00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:53,150 There wasn't a city, a parish a hospital, jail or baseball team 235 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,653 that had his name any place 236 00:20:55,653 --> 00:21:01,392 He didn't have a country, he didn't even have a birth date. No family 237 00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:04,662 He was eight years old but officially 238 00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:07,062 he had never even been born 239 00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:27,841 "No Entry" 240 00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:42,589 Captain. Captain, wake up 241 00:23:30,574 --> 00:23:32,042 What's his name? 242 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:34,135 Nineteen Hundred 243 00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:37,014 Not the song, the boy 244 00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:39,049 Nineteen Hundred 245 00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:40,778 Like the song 246 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:15,951 Nineteen Hundred, all of this is entirely against the regulations 247 00:24:17,054 --> 00:24:19,318 Fuck the regulations 248 00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:26,027 But I don't understand 249 00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:28,999 what the record has to do with any of this 250 00:24:28,999 --> 00:24:32,236 This record shouldn't exist 251 00:24:32,236 --> 00:24:36,573 The only existing matrix was destroyed right after it was cut 252 00:24:36,573 --> 00:24:39,303 This is a matrix 253 00:24:42,413 --> 00:24:45,507 Quite handy for on-the-spot recordings, that sort of business 254 00:24:47,885 --> 00:24:49,819 How did you get your hands on this? 255 00:24:51,789 --> 00:24:54,525 I spend the better part of the day 256 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,593 putting the bits and pieces together 257 00:24:56,593 --> 00:25:02,866 I found them by accident. Hidden inside one of those two pianos 258 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:06,303 I bought them from a second-hand dealer 259 00:25:06,303 --> 00:25:09,431 They've emptied out an old hospital ship down at Plymouth 260 00:25:20,784 --> 00:25:22,342 It's over there, mate 261 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:20,077 Slow down not so fast with that pulley 262 00:26:20,077 --> 00:26:22,146 Easy up there, easy 263 00:26:22,146 --> 00:26:24,410 Watch that! These aren't bananas, you know 264 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,475 Where are you from? Liverpool 265 00:26:51,475 --> 00:26:53,243 What do you do? I'm a barber 266 00:26:53,243 --> 00:26:55,245 Sign him on Thanks very much 267 00:26:55,245 --> 00:26:58,182 Next. What's your trade? 268 00:26:58,182 --> 00:27:00,150 I'm a carpenter. A good mechanic 269 00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:01,674 Get out 270 00:27:03,253 --> 00:27:04,686 What do you do? 271 00:27:05,989 --> 00:27:07,257 I play the trumpet 272 00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:10,624 We've already got musicians on board. Next 273 00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:38,018 Where the hell is he going? 274 00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:17,427 What's that? I don't know 275 00:28:17,427 --> 00:28:21,796 When you don't know what it is it's jazz 276 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,936 It was the happiest day of my life 277 00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:29,006 All those people hope in their eyes 278 00:28:29,006 --> 00:28:31,475 The goodbyes, the sirens 279 00:28:31,475 --> 00:28:34,811 And that big floating world starting to move 280 00:28:34,811 --> 00:28:39,917 It felt like one big party A huge bash, just for me 281 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:45,082 But just three days later, the ocean got tired of the festivities 282 00:29:19,323 --> 00:29:20,585 Hey, Conn? 283 00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:23,193 What's the matter? 284 00:29:23,193 --> 00:29:24,751 Lose your sea legs? 285 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,866 YOu're the new trumpet man aren't you? And you blow a Conn 286 00:29:32,703 --> 00:29:37,207 Come with me I have a cure for your misery 287 00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:38,697 Follow me 288 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:15,412 Take the brakes off, please 289 00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:18,815 That's crazy 290 00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:22,376 Trust me. Just take the brakes off 291 00:30:37,034 --> 00:30:38,433 Hop on next to me 292 00:30:39,770 --> 00:30:42,339 What are you, some kind of nut case 293 00:30:42,339 --> 00:30:44,705 You better get on now or you never will 294 00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:19,267 Tell me something do you have children? 295 00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:23,780 They'll lock you up in the orphanage one of these days 296 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,270 He's nuts 297 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:32,389 Oh, mama 298 00:31:32,389 --> 00:31:34,257 I see you know your horses 299 00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:35,325 Just a litte 300 00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:36,587 Good man 301 00:33:06,049 --> 00:33:07,484 Good evening, Captain 302 00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:08,951 Care for a ride? 303 00:33:14,591 --> 00:33:16,860 Tell me again how big the fucking window was 304 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,725 It was a big fucking window 305 00:33:20,697 --> 00:33:25,035 We're going to be shoveling coal on this ship till eternity 306 00:33:25,035 --> 00:33:26,502 No shit 307 00:33:34,478 --> 00:33:36,537 Least you know what you'll be doing when you grow up 308 00:33:39,483 --> 00:33:40,814 Conn 309 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,488 You're from New Orleans, right? 310 00:33:44,488 --> 00:33:46,285 How'd you know that? 311 00:33:47,591 --> 00:33:49,392 I love that town 312 00:33:49,392 --> 00:33:52,725 Really? I haven't been there in a while? 313 00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:56,957 In winter, it's beautiful 314 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:00,463 And in March 315 00:34:03,106 --> 00:34:05,574 you can always count on one afternoon 316 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:08,237 when you least expect it 317 00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:11,478 the fog slides in 318 00:34:11,781 --> 00:34:13,612 a milky barrier 319 00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:18,522 hangs just below the street lamps 320 00:34:18,522 --> 00:34:20,957 It cuts everything off 321 00:34:20,957 --> 00:34:25,690 Iike a white blade. And it's magic 322 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:29,432 Houses lose their top floors 323 00:34:29,432 --> 00:34:32,302 trees lose their branches 324 00:34:32,302 --> 00:34:35,305 St. Louis Cathedral loses its spires 325 00:34:35,305 --> 00:34:38,275 People passing by they lose their heads 326 00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:41,836 So from the neck up everything disappears 327 00:34:42,546 --> 00:34:43,914 All you can see in Jackson Square 328 00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:47,284 is decapitated bodies stumbling around 329 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:52,322 bumping into each other saying "How's your mama and them?" 330 00:34:52,322 --> 00:34:55,258 That's it Too bad it doesn't last long 331 00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:58,318 How do you know all these things? 332 00:35:00,897 --> 00:35:05,869 You know ever since I came on board 333 00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,605 I been hearing a lot of talk about a guy 334 00:35:08,605 --> 00:35:12,542 He's supposed to have been born on this ship 335 00:35:12,542 --> 00:35:15,078 and never been off it since 336 00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:17,614 Crazy story 337 00:35:17,614 --> 00:35:20,050 Twenty years without ever setting foot on land? 338 00:35:20,050 --> 00:35:21,217 Twenty seven 339 00:35:21,217 --> 00:35:25,889 They say this guy makes music that's never been heard before 340 00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:27,724 I've heard of him too 341 00:35:27,724 --> 00:35:32,028 First off I thought you were the guy 342 00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:34,764 But then something didn't add up 343 00:35:34,764 --> 00:35:38,301 I figured: if he's Nineteen Hundred 344 00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:41,438 how could he know New Orleans so well? 345 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:45,609 Because you've been to New Orleans 346 00:35:45,609 --> 00:35:49,841 If I told you I'd never set foot in that town, would you believe me? 347 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,819 Whoever you are 348 00:35:55,819 --> 00:35:58,088 Max Tooney 349 00:35:58,088 --> 00:36:00,079 Gald to meet you 350 00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:14,170 How we doing? 351 00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:16,773 We're supposed to blow it up 352 00:36:16,773 --> 00:36:20,243 not wait for it to be eaten by the fishes 353 00:36:20,243 --> 00:36:22,712 You're not going to blow up a goddamn thing 354 00:36:22,712 --> 00:36:26,049 because my best friend is on this ship 355 00:36:26,049 --> 00:36:28,051 You'll all be responsible for murder 356 00:36:28,051 --> 00:36:31,988 Get him out of here! Do whatever you want, but get him off my case 357 00:36:31,988 --> 00:36:34,691 I'm not making this up and I'm not crazy 358 00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:37,027 If I tell you there's a man aboard the Virginian 359 00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:40,463 Jesus Christ, it means there's a man aboard the Virginian 360 00:36:40,463 --> 00:36:43,299 We cleaned that scuttle from stem to stern 361 00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:47,270 Not even doorknobs were left Only dynamite. Dynamite 362 00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:49,039 How can you be so sure that's a man on board? 363 00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:51,007 If you've any proof, out with it 364 00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:53,343 Because I'm the horse's arse who has to throw that switch 365 00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:55,334 I'm sure he's there 366 00:36:56,379 --> 00:36:59,644 I spent the best years of my life on the Virginian 367 00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:37,383 End of line 368 00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:02,400 All right! Run it down 369 00:39:43,947 --> 00:39:46,783 What the hell do you think about when you're playing? 370 00:39:46,783 --> 00:39:50,446 Where does your mind go when you hit the keys? 371 00:39:51,221 --> 00:39:53,951 Last night I was in a beautiful country 372 00:39:55,391 --> 00:39:58,292 Women had perfume in their hair Everything glowed 373 00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:01,497 And it was full of tigers 374 00:40:01,497 --> 00:40:05,869 He traveled. And each time he ended up someplace different 375 00:40:05,869 --> 00:40:10,039 In the heart of London, on a train in the middle of the country 376 00:40:10,039 --> 00:40:15,445 on the edge of a giant volcano in the biggest church in the world 377 00:40:15,445 --> 00:40:19,848 counting the columns and staring up at the crucifixes 378 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:22,478 He traveled 379 00:40:23,052 --> 00:40:26,556 Hey, Kid, give us a good tarantella 380 00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:29,957 And you show me how a tarantella goes paisa 381 00:41:37,527 --> 00:41:39,392 America 382 00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:04,687 Why the hell don't you get off? 383 00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:07,451 Just once? One time? 384 00:42:08,257 --> 00:42:10,191 See the world for yourself 385 00:42:10,927 --> 00:42:12,451 with your own eyes? 386 00:42:15,098 --> 00:42:18,334 You ever think about it? You could do anything you wanted to 387 00:42:18,334 --> 00:42:21,303 People would go crazy for you 388 00:42:22,605 --> 00:42:25,608 You could make beaucoup bucks, man 389 00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:28,478 Get yourself the finest house 390 00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:31,347 Get yourself a wife 391 00:42:31,347 --> 00:42:32,814 Why not? 392 00:42:37,587 --> 00:42:40,423 God knows you can't spend the rest of your life 393 00:42:40,423 --> 00:42:42,825 traveling back and forth like some yo-yo 394 00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:44,656 The world is out there 395 00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,797 Nothing but a gangplank to cross 396 00:42:47,797 --> 00:42:51,401 And what's a gangplank? A few stupid steps 397 00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:56,039 Christ, everything is waiting at the bottom of those steps 398 00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:57,631 Why don't you just do it 399 00:42:58,674 --> 00:43:00,005 one time? 400 00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:03,440 Why don't you just get off? 401 00:43:08,317 --> 00:43:14,313 Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? 402 00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:18,192 I think land people 403 00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:21,662 waste a lot of time wondering why 404 00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:26,235 Winter comes and you can't wait for summer 405 00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:30,239 Summer comes and you live in dread of winter 406 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,942 That's way you never tire of traveling 407 00:43:32,942 --> 00:43:36,879 Always chasing someplace far away 408 00:43:36,879 --> 00:43:38,540 where it's always summer 409 00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:44,278 Doesn't sound like a good bet to me 410 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:59,932 Hold it! Stop everything 411 00:45:14,477 --> 00:45:19,779 Forgive me for allowing myself to your music was so strong 412 00:45:39,001 --> 00:45:41,904 You don't look too happy to be going to America 413 00:45:41,904 --> 00:45:43,462 It's not America 414 00:45:50,112 --> 00:45:52,205 It's everything I leave behind 415 00:45:52,982 --> 00:45:57,186 Until a few years ago I know only my field 416 00:45:57,186 --> 00:45:59,622 The world for me started and ended there 417 00:45:59,622 --> 00:46:01,991 in that little piece of the land 418 00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:05,222 I never walked down the main street of a city 419 00:46:06,696 --> 00:46:09,392 Maybe you can't understand but 420 00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:12,131 I understand perfectly 421 00:46:14,804 --> 00:46:18,274 I know someone who went through something very similar 422 00:46:18,274 --> 00:46:21,711 And one fine day did his field go dry too? 423 00:46:21,711 --> 00:46:25,078 And did his wife also run off with a priest? 424 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:33,322 And did the fever take his five children? 425 00:46:33,322 --> 00:46:36,086 No. But he ended up alone too 426 00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:40,159 Then he is more lucky than me 427 00:46:41,063 --> 00:46:44,800 I still have a daughter The young one 428 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,502 She survived 429 00:46:46,502 --> 00:46:52,441 And it's for her that I decide one day to fight against my bad luck 430 00:46:52,441 --> 00:46:55,808 and travel all over without a destination 431 00:46:57,113 --> 00:46:58,774 And then one day 432 00:46:59,815 --> 00:47:04,377 when I go through one of the many towns I never see before 433 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:07,148 I come to a hill 434 00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:12,786 And then I see the most beautiful thing in my life 435 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:15,598 The sea 436 00:47:15,598 --> 00:47:17,600 The sea? 437 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,500 I never see it before 438 00:47:20,603 --> 00:47:28,177 It was liek lightning hit me Because I hear the voice 439 00:47:28,177 --> 00:47:29,445 The voice of the sea? 440 00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:32,642 Yeah, the voice of the sea 441 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,710 I never heard it 442 00:47:37,019 --> 00:47:40,489 The voice of the sea it is like a shout 443 00:47:40,489 --> 00:47:45,161 A shout big and strong screaming and screaming 444 00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,697 And the thing it was screaming was: 445 00:47:47,697 --> 00:47:49,722 You 446 00:47:52,234 --> 00:47:55,805 with shit instead brains 447 00:47:55,805 --> 00:48:00,299 Iife is immense can you understand that? 448 00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:03,139 Immense 449 00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:06,215 I never think of it that way 450 00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:09,318 A revolution was in my head 451 00:48:09,318 --> 00:48:13,880 That's how I suddenly decide to change my life 452 00:48:15,491 --> 00:48:17,516 to start fresh 453 00:48:17,927 --> 00:48:21,731 Change life. Start fresh 454 00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:23,532 Tell that to your friend 455 00:48:23,532 --> 00:48:25,864 Nineteen Hundred 456 00:48:27,002 --> 00:48:30,733 Nineteen Hundred 457 00:48:32,007 --> 00:48:35,544 It's Max Tooney, your friend 458 00:48:35,544 --> 00:48:39,982 Come on out, Nineteen Hundred! I'm your friend too 459 00:48:39,982 --> 00:48:42,251 Even if we never met 460 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:45,118 Don't worry, no cops 461 00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:58,901 You said something about a piano Where was it exactly? 462 00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,562 We found it over there 463 00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:08,839 Nineteen Hundred 464 00:49:10,346 --> 00:49:14,612 On the violin yours truly, Bill Douglas 465 00:49:15,484 --> 00:49:19,215 Tuba and bass, Freddie Loycano 466 00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:23,085 Max Tooney on trumpet 467 00:49:24,493 --> 00:49:27,930 And finally, on piano 468 00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:31,801 Danny Boodman T.D. Lemon Nineteen Hundred 469 00:49:31,801 --> 00:49:33,860 the greatest 470 00:49:40,743 --> 00:49:43,112 For the last time Nineteen Hundred, just... 471 00:49:43,112 --> 00:49:44,847 just the normal notes 472 00:49:44,847 --> 00:49:46,712 End of the line 473 00:50:30,159 --> 00:50:31,490 Where do yu get it? 474 00:50:33,062 --> 00:50:33,963 What? 475 00:50:33,963 --> 00:50:35,297 The music 476 00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:38,789 I don't know. You see that woman over there, for example? 477 00:50:43,606 --> 00:50:44,373 She looks like someone 478 00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:47,910 who's killed her husband with the help of her lover 479 00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:50,880 And now she's running off with the family jewels 480 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,882 Don't you think this music's her? 481 00:50:52,882 --> 00:50:55,009 Damn, it's true 482 00:50:58,554 --> 00:51:00,488 You see that guy over there? 483 00:51:01,757 --> 00:51:03,657 He can't forget a thing 484 00:51:05,594 --> 00:51:07,562 Listen to his music 485 00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:12,459 His nead bursts with memories and there's nothing he can do about it 486 00:51:18,107 --> 00:51:19,665 And look at that one there 487 00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:24,145 She looks like a prostitute who's thinking of becoming a nun 488 00:51:28,050 --> 00:51:30,075 That's incredible 489 00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:39,360 Now, look at this one 490 00:51:40,296 --> 00:51:41,888 See how he walks? 491 00:51:52,308 --> 00:51:55,436 I'd say he's in someone else's suit 492 00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:58,676 judging by the way he wears it 493 00:52:04,486 --> 00:52:09,058 I'd say he's a stowaway slipped into first class 494 00:52:09,058 --> 00:52:11,460 Iooking for an amorous adventure 495 00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:16,231 This one's got America stamped on his eyes 496 00:52:16,231 --> 00:52:18,324 I can already hear him screaming 497 00:52:20,669 --> 00:52:23,638 America! 498 00:52:32,915 --> 00:52:34,149 I'm going to get my money back 499 00:52:34,149 --> 00:52:35,411 That'll be the day 500 00:53:29,004 --> 00:53:32,496 Singleton, Lee Claire 501 00:53:50,959 --> 00:53:52,327 You don't know me 502 00:53:52,327 --> 00:53:55,764 But I was wondering if we could have a little chat 503 00:53:55,764 --> 00:53:59,001 A little chat? What about? 504 00:53:59,001 --> 00:54:01,870 About anything you like Weather conditions? 505 00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:04,339 Anything You pick or chuck the subject 506 00:54:04,339 --> 00:54:06,864 Is this an obscene phone call? 507 00:54:10,145 --> 00:54:11,442 Christ 508 00:54:15,684 --> 00:54:18,454 You the fish with the twenty-dollar name? 509 00:54:18,454 --> 00:54:20,615 Man, where you going? We got to talk 510 00:54:30,365 --> 00:54:31,333 That way 511 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:33,961 Wait, we just want to talk to you 512 00:54:34,870 --> 00:54:36,805 Where the hell are we, man? 513 00:54:36,805 --> 00:54:40,036 Hold still you little son of a bitch 514 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:44,480 Come on out! We don't want to hurt you 515 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,109 We're players, man! Sidemen 516 00:55:00,329 --> 00:55:01,830 Bon appetie 517 00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:05,698 You can say that again, brother You can say that again 518 00:55:12,407 --> 00:55:16,145 You the one that plays ten kinds ofjazz rolled into one? 519 00:55:16,145 --> 00:55:19,214 I've never counted them I'm just a piano player 520 00:55:19,214 --> 00:55:23,786 Better start counting, buddy. The man who invented jazz sent us here 521 00:55:23,786 --> 00:55:24,946 Really? 522 00:55:25,821 --> 00:55:26,789 What does he want with me? 523 00:55:26,789 --> 00:55:30,316 He challenges you to a piano duel 524 00:55:39,034 --> 00:55:42,337 Jello Roll, what's the reason for a trip to Europe on a steamer 525 00:55:42,337 --> 00:55:43,872 when you've never been on anything 526 00:55:43,872 --> 00:55:45,440 bigger than a Mississippi riverboat? 527 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,010 I don't give a damn about Europe 528 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:50,412 The only reason I'm hopping this crappy tub 529 00:55:50,412 --> 00:55:52,881 is because there's a gentleman I want to meet 530 00:55:52,881 --> 00:55:56,408 They say he plays a hot piano 531 00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:02,624 But I hear he has a little thing about setting foot on land 532 00:56:03,492 --> 00:56:04,827 Is he talking about me? 533 00:56:04,827 --> 00:56:07,029 You bet he's talking about you 534 00:56:07,029 --> 00:56:09,331 He say, Hey, Jelly 535 00:56:09,331 --> 00:56:13,358 Someone plays better piano than you 536 00:56:14,536 --> 00:56:19,441 So I say to myself, Self how can this cat play so well 537 00:56:19,441 --> 00:56:23,478 when he don't even have the balls to get off the goddamn ship 538 00:56:23,478 --> 00:56:25,547 Hey, hot damn, Jelly 539 00:56:25,547 --> 00:56:28,948 You invented jazz 540 00:56:30,986 --> 00:56:35,424 I said, Goddamn you can afford a first-class ticket to Europe 541 00:56:35,424 --> 00:56:37,292 and the boat that's going to take you 542 00:56:37,292 --> 00:56:41,663 just by lifting a finger Get a shot of it, boys, get a shot 543 00:56:41,663 --> 00:56:45,234 Tell the truth. Are you scared? 544 00:56:45,234 --> 00:56:46,724 I don't know 545 00:56:47,669 --> 00:56:51,730 Why a duel? What happens when you have a duel? 546 00:57:01,049 --> 00:57:03,952 I hope this Jelly Roll Morton guy is as good as they say 547 00:57:03,952 --> 00:57:06,216 Heard a lot about him back in the States 548 00:57:34,216 --> 00:57:35,683 He's a Negro 549 00:58:52,661 --> 00:58:54,629 I believe 550 00:58:54,629 --> 00:58:56,961 you're sitting in my seat 551 00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:09,111 You're the one who invented jazz, right? 552 00:59:09,111 --> 00:59:11,136 That's what they say 553 00:59:12,047 --> 00:59:13,982 And you're the one 554 00:59:13,982 --> 00:59:19,388 who can't play unless you have the ocean under your ass? 555 00:59:19,388 --> 00:59:21,322 That's what I say 556 00:59:30,632 --> 00:59:34,398 (Franch) 557 01:00:13,742 --> 01:00:16,044 Jelly Roll Morton did not play 558 01:00:16,044 --> 01:00:18,413 He caressed those notes 559 01:00:18,413 --> 01:00:22,350 It sounded like a silk slip sliding down a woman's body 560 01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:26,354 His hands were butterflies so light 561 01:00:26,354 --> 01:00:30,358 He got his start in the famed tenderloin districts of New Orleans 562 01:00:30,358 --> 01:00:34,262 And did he learn to stroke the keyboard in those whorehouses 563 01:00:34,262 --> 01:00:37,699 People doing the deed upstairs didn't want any uproar 564 01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:42,304 They wanted music to slip behind the curtains and under the beds 565 01:00:42,304 --> 01:00:44,673 without disturbing the passion 566 01:00:44,673 --> 01:00:47,075 That's the kind of music he played 567 01:00:47,075 --> 01:00:48,276 And in that 568 01:00:48,276 --> 01:00:51,871 he truly was the best 569 01:01:16,872 --> 01:01:19,966 Bravo! 570 01:01:42,063 --> 01:01:45,362 Your turn, sailor 571 01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:01,046 Come on 572 01:02:25,391 --> 01:02:26,790 What's he doing? 573 01:02:31,965 --> 01:02:33,967 "Silent Night"? 574 01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:35,869 Isn't that a Christmas carol? 575 01:02:35,869 --> 01:02:38,638 Does he understand it's a contest? 576 01:02:38,638 --> 01:02:40,974 "Silenet Night" is jazz? 577 01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:43,272 Is it Christmas already? 578 01:03:06,566 --> 01:03:09,535 Come on, Jelly Roll show us what jazz is all about 579 01:04:04,691 --> 01:04:07,193 What is wrong with you? 580 01:04:07,193 --> 01:04:10,697 I can't help it. Music makes me cry 581 01:04:10,697 --> 01:04:14,934 The whole crew bet on you I put a year's pay on the line 582 01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:19,472 Now you cut that out and start thinking your music 583 01:04:19,472 --> 01:04:20,440 Can I bet too? 584 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,141 No! 585 01:04:22,141 --> 01:04:24,510 It's bad luck to bet on yourself 586 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:28,037 I don't want to bet on me. I want to bet on him. He's the greatest 587 01:04:29,716 --> 01:04:31,551 You are crazy, you know taht? 588 01:04:31,551 --> 01:04:34,645 That way, if you lose you'll get your money back 589 01:05:30,076 --> 01:05:33,944 It's exactly the same piece of music, darling 590 01:05:39,786 --> 01:05:41,947 This is really the end of the line 591 01:05:45,425 --> 01:05:46,983 Unbelievable 592 01:06:12,685 --> 01:06:15,119 Come on you can do better than that 593 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,020 Jelly, show them how to sink a ship 594 01:06:28,534 --> 01:06:30,866 You stick this up your ass 595 01:07:27,894 --> 01:07:29,122 Hey, Max 596 01:07:30,663 --> 01:07:32,165 Give me a cigarette, will you? 597 01:07:32,165 --> 01:07:34,400 You're not handling this well 598 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,835 Just give me a cigarette 599 01:07:35,835 --> 01:07:38,104 You don't smoke 600 01:07:38,104 --> 01:07:42,675 What is the matter with you? You could lick this guy with one hand 601 01:07:42,675 --> 01:07:44,233 Come on 602 01:08:01,427 --> 01:08:02,695 Are you going to give me a cigarette? 603 01:08:02,695 --> 01:08:05,131 We'll be chucking coal a couple hundred years 604 01:08:05,131 --> 01:08:06,232 and all you can say is... 605 01:08:06,232 --> 01:08:08,700 Give me a fucking cigarette will you? 606 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,449 You asked for it, asshole 607 01:11:24,597 --> 01:11:26,265 You smoke it 608 01:11:26,265 --> 01:11:28,165 I don't know how 609 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:24,190 Jelly Roll Morton spend the rest of that trip locked in his cabin 610 01:12:24,190 --> 01:12:25,624 When we got to Southampton 611 01:12:25,624 --> 01:12:29,095 he got off the Virginian and went back to America 612 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:33,899 I remember Nineteen Hundred watched him as he walked off down the dock 613 01:12:33,899 --> 01:12:36,068 and all he said was 614 01:12:36,068 --> 01:12:37,831 Fuck jazz too 615 01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:44,076 And that's just what he said "Fuck jazz too" 616 01:12:44,076 --> 01:12:46,512 This is an incredible story 617 01:12:46,512 --> 01:12:48,214 Did I miss anything important? 618 01:12:48,214 --> 01:12:49,215 You couldn say that 619 01:12:49,215 --> 01:12:50,516 Damn 620 01:12:50,516 --> 01:12:53,786 Don't worry, our friend will fill you in later. Won't you? 621 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:54,720 You can count on it 622 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:58,424 Thanks He's so good at telling tales 623 01:12:58,424 --> 01:13:00,092 This is no tale, sir 624 01:13:00,092 --> 01:13:01,427 There's nobody here 625 01:13:01,427 --> 01:13:03,529 Because there's too many of us We scared him 626 01:13:03,529 --> 01:13:08,200 You leave this ship or I'll have to have you arrested 627 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,191 Get back to work. Quickly 628 01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:12,772 Give me another chance 629 01:13:12,772 --> 01:13:16,765 Piss off, friend. Noon tomorrow this ship is history 630 01:13:26,685 --> 01:13:27,987 Stop or I'll shoot 631 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:29,555 Gotcha 632 01:13:29,555 --> 01:13:32,388 Pops, easy, it's me 633 01:13:35,294 --> 01:13:36,429 You again? 634 01:13:36,429 --> 01:13:38,097 Yes, lower that cannon, will you? 635 01:13:38,097 --> 01:13:41,167 See your instrument and then steal it back again 636 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:44,437 That's an old trick. I should have guessed that you were a thief 637 01:13:44,437 --> 01:13:46,739 I was looking for this 638 01:13:46,739 --> 01:13:48,808 And what do you need that for? 639 01:13:48,808 --> 01:13:51,811 It's a matter of life and death And I need a phonograph too 640 01:13:51,811 --> 01:13:52,978 A thief and a liar 641 01:13:52,978 --> 01:13:55,181 Pops I don't have a whole lot of time 642 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:58,517 Well, I do! Seeing as I have a gun 643 01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,752 And now that I think of it 644 01:13:59,752 --> 01:14:03,322 since when were records made on board steamships 645 01:14:03,322 --> 01:14:05,191 If that music was played by your friend 646 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:09,595 it means that at some time in his life he got off that ship! Correct? 647 01:14:09,595 --> 01:14:11,464 Not a chance, pops 648 01:14:11,464 --> 01:14:14,433 He cut this passionate recording personally 649 01:14:14,433 --> 01:14:16,335 I think it's his best work 650 01:14:16,335 --> 01:14:20,539 But he didn't jump ship to do it not even for a second 651 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:23,576 The sky's the limit Mr. Nineteen Hundred 652 01:14:23,576 --> 01:14:27,680 If this record sells like hotcakes and we think it will 653 01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,249 you'll go far, Mr. Nineteen 654 01:14:30,249 --> 01:14:33,319 Do you mind if I call you Nineteen? 655 01:14:33,319 --> 01:14:34,620 This is going to hurt, isn't it? 656 01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:36,021 Ready now, gentelmen 657 01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:41,049 On the count. And one, two, three 658 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:39,438 Nineteen 659 01:17:39,438 --> 01:17:45,611 That is one amazing piece of music What is it called? 660 01:17:45,611 --> 01:17:49,048 It's going to have people crying buckets 661 01:17:49,048 --> 01:17:52,651 It's got to have the right title though, something catchy like 662 01:17:52,651 --> 01:17:55,421 "Swinging in the Breeze" or... 663 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:57,523 Great, as usual 664 01:17:57,523 --> 01:17:59,191 "Sweet Nineteen," that's it 665 01:17:59,191 --> 01:18:01,627 You are going to be bigtime 666 01:18:01,627 --> 01:18:04,926 And all you got to do is take that big step 667 01:18:09,134 --> 01:18:10,569 What big step? 668 01:18:10,569 --> 01:18:14,373 Getting off. Getting off these lousy planks of wood 669 01:18:14,373 --> 01:18:16,909 and going after... 670 01:18:16,909 --> 01:18:20,446 going after your fame and fortune 671 01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:24,216 I don't mean to butt in fellas, but 672 01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:28,487 with this you can have anything you want 673 01:18:28,487 --> 01:18:32,150 and never have to set foot off this boat 674 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:51,009 We'll print millions of copies 675 01:18:51,009 --> 01:18:53,779 so that people all over the world 676 01:18:53,779 --> 01:18:57,044 can hear your wonderful music Nineteen 677 01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,818 Mr. Nineteen? 678 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,651 I won't let my music go anywhere without me 679 01:19:04,590 --> 01:19:05,791 No! Don't touch 680 01:19:05,791 --> 01:19:07,493 What are you doing? You can't do that 681 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:10,519 We have a contract You can't go back now 682 01:19:11,263 --> 01:19:12,821 I always go back 683 01:19:51,136 --> 01:19:53,468 Darling what are you going to America for? 684 01:20:11,824 --> 01:20:13,553 Miss 685 01:20:16,261 --> 01:20:21,494 I'd be pleased if... 686 01:20:32,311 --> 01:20:33,903 Miss 687 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:41,250 I'd be thrilled 688 01:20:43,722 --> 01:20:46,088 if yu'd accept this... 689 01:20:47,726 --> 01:20:51,560 small token 690 01:22:01,867 --> 01:22:05,537 Miss Padoan, what are you doing here all alone? Counting the waves? 691 01:22:05,537 --> 01:22:08,640 The captain said we'd be passing the Tropic of Cancer soon 692 01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,343 Great! At least we'll have something to look at 693 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,846 You ever notice how the sea changes colors? Ten times a day 694 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:16,279 Even more 695 01:22:17,282 --> 01:22:19,084 I could look at the sea all day long 696 01:22:19,084 --> 01:22:21,019 You know farmers don't ever look at the sea 697 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:23,722 It scares them At least that's what I heard 698 01:22:23,722 --> 01:22:26,158 That's not true 699 01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:30,796 Once, my father told me he heard the ocean's voice 700 01:22:30,796 --> 01:22:33,865 Really? What did it say? 701 01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:38,270 I can't tell you. It's a secret And secrets should be kept 702 01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:42,036 Gosh, it's really coming down now Let's get back inside 703 01:22:43,308 --> 01:22:44,969 Let me take your arm 704 01:23:42,968 --> 01:23:46,267 Women's dormitory 3 class 705 01:26:53,058 --> 01:26:54,457 Next 706 01:26:58,129 --> 01:26:59,187 Next 707 01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:11,108 Excuse me 708 01:27:13,945 --> 01:27:15,378 Excuse me 709 01:27:16,715 --> 01:27:17,977 Excuse me 710 01:27:19,184 --> 01:27:20,446 Please, miss 711 01:27:23,788 --> 01:27:25,312 I have to talk to you 712 01:27:26,758 --> 01:27:29,794 You're meeting your father aren't you? 713 01:27:29,794 --> 01:27:31,496 Yes 714 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:33,231 How did you know? 715 01:27:33,231 --> 01:27:35,062 I think I've met him 716 01:27:38,603 --> 01:27:40,639 On this ship 717 01:27:40,639 --> 01:27:42,436 quite a few years ago 718 01:27:43,308 --> 01:27:46,411 I don't know if he took this same ship 719 01:27:46,411 --> 01:27:49,073 I'm sure of it 720 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,281 He has a musette 721 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:57,813 I think we played together 722 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:02,327 I don't know if he'd remember, but 723 01:28:02,327 --> 01:28:03,795 say hello to him 724 01:28:03,795 --> 01:28:05,263 I will 725 01:28:05,263 --> 01:28:09,901 But how did you know who I was? It's very strange, no? 726 01:28:09,901 --> 01:28:11,732 It's a secret 727 01:28:13,271 --> 01:28:16,341 And secrets should be kept 728 01:28:16,341 --> 01:28:19,504 Although I think your father felt differently back then 729 01:28:43,835 --> 01:28:46,137 Please accept this... 730 01:28:46,137 --> 01:28:47,672 small musical token 731 01:28:47,672 --> 01:28:50,835 I'm sorry, but I can't hear you 732 01:28:51,710 --> 01:28:54,412 I want you to... 733 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:58,717 accept this small token 734 01:28:58,717 --> 01:29:01,015 I can't hear you 735 01:29:05,890 --> 01:29:07,425 Good luck 736 01:29:07,425 --> 01:29:10,258 Thank you. Good luck to you too 737 01:29:11,329 --> 01:29:13,898 Why don't you come and visit us some day? 738 01:29:13,898 --> 01:29:17,102 We live on Mott Street. Number 27 739 01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:19,730 My father has a fish shop 740 01:29:20,672 --> 01:29:22,162 Maybe 741 01:29:27,545 --> 01:29:30,682 Padoan, okay. Next 742 01:29:30,682 --> 01:29:31,944 Next 743 01:30:09,053 --> 01:30:12,690 He never mentioned her to me again And I never asked 744 01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:15,794 At least not for the next twelve crossings 745 01:30:15,794 --> 01:30:19,130 Besides, he was happy just like always 746 01:30:19,130 --> 01:30:22,200 His popularity was its peak 747 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,536 Then, one evening in spring 748 01:30:24,536 --> 01:30:29,507 halfway between Genoa and New York right it the middle of the ocean 749 01:30:29,507 --> 01:30:32,476 In three days when we get to New York 750 01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:36,105 I'm getting off this ship 751 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,545 Cat got your tongue? 752 01:30:42,287 --> 01:30:46,991 I'm glad 753 01:30:46,991 --> 01:30:49,084 But all of a sudden? 754 01:30:52,430 --> 01:30:54,499 My man... 755 01:30:54,499 --> 01:30:55,900 That's aces 756 01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:57,702 I've got to see something down there 757 01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:59,137 What? 758 01:30:59,137 --> 01:31:00,832 The ocean 759 01:31:05,777 --> 01:31:07,812 You're pulling my leg 760 01:31:07,812 --> 01:31:10,748 You've seen nothing but the ocean since the day you were born 761 01:31:10,748 --> 01:31:12,511 But from here 762 01:31:14,152 --> 01:31:17,255 I want to see it from there It's not the same thing at all 763 01:31:17,255 --> 01:31:19,257 Wait till we dock lean over the side 764 01:31:19,257 --> 01:31:22,227 take a good look It's the same thing 765 01:31:22,227 --> 01:31:24,863 No, it's not 766 01:31:24,863 --> 01:31:28,993 From land, you can hear its voice You don't hear that from a ship 767 01:31:30,001 --> 01:31:32,203 What do you mean, its voice? 768 01:31:32,203 --> 01:31:34,194 Its voice 769 01:31:37,876 --> 01:31:39,673 It's like... 770 01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:43,911 a big scream... 771 01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:49,721 telling you that life is immense 772 01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:55,293 Once you've heard it, then you know what you have to do to go on living 773 01:31:55,293 --> 01:31:59,197 I could stay here forever 774 01:31:59,197 --> 01:32:03,361 But the ocean would never tell me a thing 775 01:32:04,469 --> 01:32:08,339 But if I get off live on land for a couple of years 776 01:32:08,339 --> 01:32:10,642 then I'll be normal 777 01:32:10,642 --> 01:32:13,311 just like the others 778 01:32:13,311 --> 01:32:19,484 Then maybe one day, I'll make it to the coast look up, see the ocean 779 01:32:19,484 --> 01:32:22,787 and hear it scream 780 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:25,290 I don't know who's been telling you this bullshit 781 01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:27,225 or if you're just making it up 782 01:32:27,225 --> 01:32:28,993 But you want to know what I think? 783 01:32:28,993 --> 01:32:31,262 I think... 784 01:32:31,262 --> 01:32:36,267 the real reason you want off this ship is the girl 785 01:32:36,267 --> 01:32:38,336 It's always the girl 786 01:32:38,336 --> 01:32:42,006 But even if it's not the reason that suits me just fine 787 01:32:42,006 --> 01:32:45,043 Because I've always wanted you to leave this ship 788 01:32:45,043 --> 01:32:47,045 and play for the people on land 789 01:32:47,045 --> 01:32:50,682 and marry a nice woman and have children 790 01:32:50,682 --> 01:32:56,888 and all those things in life which are not immense 791 01:32:56,888 --> 01:32:59,322 but are worth the effort 792 01:33:00,425 --> 01:33:05,296 You'll come visit me won't you, Max? On land? 793 01:33:05,296 --> 01:33:06,957 Of course 794 01:33:08,766 --> 01:33:13,605 That way, you'll introduce me to the mother of your children 795 01:33:13,605 --> 01:33:16,774 And invite me for Sunday dinner 796 01:33:16,774 --> 01:33:19,911 I'll bring the dessert and a bottle of wine 797 01:33:19,911 --> 01:33:23,348 and you'll tell me I shouldn't have 798 01:33:23,348 --> 01:33:28,987 and while you're showing me around your house shaped like a ship 799 01:33:28,987 --> 01:33:31,623 your wife will be cooking a turkey 800 01:33:31,623 --> 01:33:33,091 And then we'll sit at the table 801 01:33:33,091 --> 01:33:36,894 and I'll tell her she's an excellent cook 802 01:33:36,894 --> 01:33:40,887 and she'll say how you talk about me all the time 803 01:33:43,468 --> 01:33:48,506 You know I'm going to give you my camel coat 804 01:33:48,506 --> 01:33:51,669 You'll cut a fine figure when you get down there 805 01:33:54,646 --> 01:33:58,016 How many people I have seen saying goodbye on the docks 806 01:33:58,016 --> 01:34:00,075 without giving a damn 807 01:34:00,952 --> 01:34:05,990 But when I said goodbye to Nineteen Hundred, it was a real blow 808 01:34:05,990 --> 01:34:09,327 We laughed and kept saying "See you soon" 809 01:34:09,327 --> 01:34:13,957 But inside we both knew we'd never see each other again 810 01:34:31,049 --> 01:34:33,451 Goodbye, Nineteen Hundred! Take care 811 01:34:33,451 --> 01:34:35,544 Good luck Have a good time 812 01:34:38,623 --> 01:34:40,758 Take care Nineteen Hundred, take care 813 01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,326 Write us a letter sometimes 814 01:34:42,326 --> 01:34:44,658 Give my regards to Broadway 815 01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:20,624 What'd he do, step in shit? 816 01:35:21,766 --> 01:35:23,334 Maybe he just forgot something 817 01:35:23,334 --> 01:35:25,700 Maybe he's forgotten why he's getting off 818 01:37:11,008 --> 01:37:12,771 What do you want? 819 01:37:21,219 --> 01:37:24,313 He was strange for a long time after that 820 01:37:25,523 --> 01:37:27,491 He wouldn't talk to anyone 821 01:37:27,491 --> 01:37:32,096 He preferred keeping to himself for days and days 822 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:35,532 He seemed taken by very personal matters 823 01:37:37,168 --> 01:37:41,195 Then one day while I was sitting at the bar 824 01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,942 Thanks for the coat, Max Fit like a glove 825 01:37:53,150 --> 01:37:55,084 It was a real shame 826 01:37:57,088 --> 01:38:01,149 I'm much better now I'm done with all that 827 01:38:19,577 --> 01:38:21,374 Just like old times 828 01:38:35,092 --> 01:38:40,264 I left the Virginian on August 21st, 1933 829 01:38:40,264 --> 01:38:44,869 with my leave papers and back pay everything in order 830 01:38:44,869 --> 01:38:48,205 I knew that sooner or later I'd have been through with the ocean 831 01:38:48,205 --> 01:38:50,173 So that's what I did 832 01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:55,179 I heard no more about Nineteen Hundred or the Virginian 833 01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:57,548 Not that I ever forgot them 834 01:38:57,548 --> 01:38:59,717 On the contrary 835 01:38:59,717 --> 01:39:02,787 During the war I'd always ask myself 836 01:39:02,787 --> 01:39:06,490 Who knows what Nineteen Hundred would do if he were here? 837 01:39:06,490 --> 01:39:09,060 Who knows what he'd say? 838 01:39:09,060 --> 01:39:11,562 Fuck war, he'd say 839 01:39:11,562 --> 01:39:16,192 But said by me it wasn't the same thing 840 01:39:31,449 --> 01:39:33,851 A lot of time's gone by, you know 841 01:39:33,851 --> 01:39:35,353 who's to say he really didn't leave 842 01:39:35,353 --> 01:39:40,057 Maybe he actually went to the fish shop and asked for that woman 843 01:39:40,057 --> 01:39:41,490 Maybe 844 01:43:07,932 --> 01:43:09,867 Conn 845 01:43:09,867 --> 01:43:12,131 What's the matter? You lose your sea legs? 846 01:43:15,539 --> 01:43:18,440 Where the hell did you find that record? 847 01:43:22,646 --> 01:43:25,342 What have you been up to all these years 848 01:43:31,922 --> 01:43:33,514 Making music 849 01:43:34,225 --> 01:43:36,125 Even during the war? 850 01:43:39,496 --> 01:43:43,830 Even when no one was dancing anymore 851 01:43:46,904 --> 01:43:49,202 Even when the bombs were falling 852 01:43:51,542 --> 01:43:53,510 And I kept playing 853 01:43:54,945 --> 01:43:56,913 till the ship got here 854 01:44:01,352 --> 01:44:03,377 Call this a ship? 855 01:44:04,555 --> 01:44:08,321 It's more like a mountain of dynamite about to explode 856 01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:12,261 A bit dangerous, don't you think? 857 01:44:17,468 --> 01:44:19,402 And you, Max? 858 01:44:21,372 --> 01:44:23,533 Where's your trumpet? 859 01:44:24,908 --> 01:44:27,775 I gave it up as well, as while back 860 01:44:28,445 --> 01:44:32,973 But, you know, now I'm in the mood for starting again 861 01:44:33,717 --> 01:44:36,652 I'm busting with new ideas 862 01:44:37,655 --> 01:44:40,749 Let's start a duo. You and me 863 01:44:41,792 --> 01:44:44,561 Or our own band 864 01:44:44,561 --> 01:44:46,330 The Danny Boodman 865 01:44:46,330 --> 01:44:51,235 T.D. Lemon Nineteen Hundred Big Band 866 01:44:51,235 --> 01:44:53,237 It's gets the blood going 867 01:44:53,237 --> 01:44:55,228 We'd be a smash 868 01:44:58,342 --> 01:45:02,246 Come on, Nineteen Hundred Come with me. Let's get off 869 01:45:02,246 --> 01:45:04,515 We'll watch the fireworks from the pier 870 01:45:04,515 --> 01:45:07,211 and then we'll start from scratch 871 01:45:08,819 --> 01:45:11,789 Sometimes that's the way you have to do it 872 01:45:11,789 --> 01:45:15,020 You go right back to the beginning 873 01:45:26,270 --> 01:45:28,839 You're never really done for... 874 01:45:28,839 --> 01:45:35,379 as long as you've got a good story and someone to tell it to 875 01:45:35,379 --> 01:45:36,744 Remember? 876 01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:40,816 You told me that 877 01:45:43,821 --> 01:45:47,689 Well, what a stack of stories you got now 878 01:45:48,792 --> 01:45:52,930 The world would be hanging on your every word 879 01:45:52,930 --> 01:45:56,491 crazy for your music 880 01:45:58,969 --> 01:46:00,732 Believe me 881 01:46:02,606 --> 01:46:04,574 All that city 882 01:46:10,247 --> 01:46:12,875 You just couldn't see an end to it 883 01:46:15,319 --> 01:46:17,048 The end... 884 01:46:18,155 --> 01:46:20,557 please? 885 01:46:20,557 --> 01:46:23,720 You please just show me where it ends? 886 01:46:26,764 --> 01:46:32,403 It was all very fine on that gangway. And I was grand too 887 01:46:32,403 --> 01:46:34,972 in my overcoat 888 01:46:34,972 --> 01:46:38,008 I cut quite a figure 889 01:46:38,008 --> 01:46:41,078 And I was getting off 890 01:46:41,078 --> 01:46:42,875 Guaranteed 891 01:46:44,314 --> 01:46:46,441 That wasn't the problem 892 01:46:51,121 --> 01:46:54,386 It wasn't what I saw that stopped me, Max 893 01:46:55,926 --> 01:46:58,224 It was what I didn't see 894 01:46:59,296 --> 01:47:01,161 Understand? 895 01:47:02,599 --> 01:47:04,863 What I didnt' see 896 01:47:05,769 --> 01:47:10,468 In all that srawling city there was everything except an end 897 01:47:12,042 --> 01:47:14,010 There was no end 898 01:47:16,380 --> 01:47:22,319 What I did not see was where the whole thing came to an end 899 01:47:24,121 --> 01:47:26,055 The end of the world 900 01:47:33,897 --> 01:47:35,660 You take a piano 901 01:47:37,935 --> 01:47:40,037 Keys begin 902 01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:41,902 The keys end 903 01:47:43,173 --> 01:47:47,678 You know there are 88 of them Nobody can tell you any different 904 01:47:47,678 --> 01:47:50,080 They are not infinite 905 01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:53,851 You are infinite 906 01:47:53,851 --> 01:47:58,652 And on those keys, the music that you can make is infinite 907 01:47:59,690 --> 01:48:01,282 I like that 908 01:48:02,292 --> 01:48:04,351 That I can live by 909 01:48:04,962 --> 01:48:07,631 You get me up on that gangway and you roll out in front of me 910 01:48:07,631 --> 01:48:11,535 a keyboard of millions and billions of keys that never end 911 01:48:11,535 --> 01:48:15,739 and that's the truth Max, that they never end 912 01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:17,866 That keyboard is infinite 913 01:48:19,376 --> 01:48:24,245 And if that keyboard is infinite then there is no music you can play 914 01:48:25,315 --> 01:48:27,783 You're sitting on the wrong bench 915 01:48:28,585 --> 01:48:30,849 That's God's piano 916 01:48:34,091 --> 01:48:37,094 Christ, did you see the streets? Just the streets. 917 01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:39,863 There were thousands of them 918 01:48:39,863 --> 01:48:44,968 How do you do it down there? How do you choose just one? 919 01:48:44,968 --> 01:48:46,401 One woman 920 01:48:47,704 --> 01:48:49,331 One house 921 01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:55,312 One piece of land to call your own one landscape to look at 922 01:48:55,312 --> 01:48:57,212 one way to die? 923 01:49:01,251 --> 01:49:03,887 All that world just weighing down on you 924 01:49:03,887 --> 01:49:05,989 You don't even know where it comes to an end 925 01:49:05,989 --> 01:49:08,091 I mean, aren't you ever just scared of 926 01:49:08,091 --> 01:49:10,060 breaking apart at the thought of it? 927 01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:12,756 At the enormity of living it? 928 01:49:15,065 --> 01:49:17,533 I was born on this ship 929 01:49:21,104 --> 01:49:23,868 And the world passed my by 930 01:49:24,608 --> 01:49:28,442 But two thousand people at a time 931 01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:32,612 And there were wishes here 932 01:49:34,451 --> 01:49:39,456 But never more than fit between prow and stern 933 01:49:39,456 --> 01:49:44,294 You played out your happiness, but on a piano that was not infinite 934 01:49:44,294 --> 01:49:47,263 I learned to live that way 935 01:49:51,001 --> 01:49:52,696 Land? 936 01:49:55,138 --> 01:49:58,630 Land is a ship too big for me 937 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:04,276 It's a woman too beautiful 938 01:50:05,782 --> 01:50:08,418 It's a voyage too long 939 01:50:08,418 --> 01:50:10,909 perfume too strong 940 01:50:11,688 --> 01:50:16,093 It's music I don't know how to make 941 01:50:16,093 --> 01:50:18,459 I could never get off this ship 942 01:50:21,865 --> 01:50:24,001 At best 943 01:50:24,001 --> 01:50:26,936 I can step off my life 944 01:50:28,805 --> 01:50:31,241 After all 945 01:50:31,241 --> 01:50:33,835 I don't exist for anyone 946 01:50:37,714 --> 01:50:40,444 You're the exception, Max 947 01:50:42,319 --> 01:50:45,482 You're the only one who knows I'm here 948 01:50:47,557 --> 01:50:50,160 You're a minority 949 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:52,924 And you'd better get used to it 950 01:50:57,067 --> 01:50:59,331 Forgive me, my friend 951 01:51:01,171 --> 01:51:03,731 but I'm not getting off 952 01:52:30,227 --> 01:52:31,660 Hey, Max 953 01:52:34,197 --> 01:52:37,334 Picture the scene at the Golden Gates 954 01:52:37,334 --> 01:52:41,202 Some guy searching a list trying to find my name, not finding it 955 01:52:42,239 --> 01:52:44,074 What did you say your name was again? 956 01:52:44,074 --> 01:52:46,176 Nineteen Hundred 957 01:52:46,176 --> 01:52:51,081 Niemann, Nightingale, Ninestock... 958 01:52:51,081 --> 01:52:52,249 Nittledeen? 959 01:52:52,249 --> 01:52:55,819 Well, you see, sir I was born on a ship 960 01:52:55,819 --> 01:52:57,053 Beg your pardon? 961 01:52:57,053 --> 01:53:01,725 Born, raised, and died on a ship Maybe I'm not registered there 962 01:53:01,725 --> 01:53:04,995 Shipwreck? 963 01:53:04,995 --> 01:53:09,159 Six and a half tons of dynamite Boom 964 01:53:10,934 --> 01:53:12,569 Feeling better now? 965 01:53:12,569 --> 01:53:17,307 Yeah, I'm fine except I lost an arm 966 01:53:17,307 --> 01:53:19,109 An arm? 967 01:53:19,109 --> 01:53:21,511 Yes, in the explosion 968 01:53:21,511 --> 01:53:27,184 Well, you should be able to find one over there 969 01:53:27,184 --> 01:53:29,519 Which one did you say you were missing? 970 01:53:29,519 --> 01:53:31,354 Left, sir 971 01:53:31,354 --> 01:53:36,493 I'm dreadfully sorry 972 01:53:36,493 --> 01:53:40,030 we only seem to have two rights 973 01:53:40,030 --> 01:53:41,431 Two right arms? 974 01:53:41,431 --> 01:53:45,268 Afraid so 975 01:53:45,268 --> 01:53:49,898 Would you mind awfully if... 976 01:53:50,607 --> 01:53:51,842 If I want? 977 01:53:51,842 --> 01:53:56,370 Well, if you take a right arm instead of a left? 978 01:53:59,149 --> 01:54:05,422 Well, all things considered better a right arm than nothing, I suppose 979 01:54:05,422 --> 01:54:07,890 Couldn't agree more 980 01:54:10,026 --> 01:54:12,517 No laughing matter, Max 981 01:54:14,064 --> 01:54:15,999 What a cock-up 982 01:54:15,999 --> 01:54:20,770 Spend eternity with two right arms? 983 01:54:20,770 --> 01:54:23,398 I mean, how would you make the sign of the cross? 984 01:54:38,321 --> 01:54:39,686 Hey, Max 985 01:54:42,092 --> 01:54:44,754 Imagine the music I could play with two right arms 986 01:54:46,329 --> 01:54:48,763 Hope I can find a piano up there 987 01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:33,335 What would you have done in my shoes? 988 01:56:35,071 --> 01:56:36,698 I don't know 989 01:56:39,476 --> 01:56:44,277 I wouldn't probably have felt quite useless 990 01:56:50,286 --> 01:56:53,390 Sooner or later, all stories end 991 01:56:53,390 --> 01:56:56,223 and there's nothing left to add 992 01:57:01,364 --> 01:57:04,527 Anyhow, thanks, pops 993 01:57:23,820 --> 01:57:25,185 Conn 994 01:57:26,289 --> 01:57:29,122 There's just one thing I don't get 995 01:57:29,859 --> 01:57:33,563 Who hid the broken record inside the piano? 996 01:57:33,563 --> 01:57:35,360 You're looking at him 997 01:57:37,133 --> 01:57:40,967 So you weren't so useless after all 998 01:57:48,011 --> 01:57:49,638 Conn 999 01:57:53,583 --> 01:57:54,880 Here 1000 01:57:58,822 --> 01:58:00,483 Take your trumpet 1001 01:58:01,324 --> 01:58:03,383 Well, you'll be needing it 1002 01:58:07,097 --> 01:58:09,365 Never mind the money 1003 01:58:09,365 --> 01:58:13,096 A good story's worth more than an old trumpet 1004 01:58:20,677 --> 01:58:22,542 Okay, pops