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( sighs )
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So did you like
the movie?
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I think the movie was good.
Yeah.
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It was very
entertaining.
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What about you?
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I liked it.
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It wasn't
what I expected.
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Too many people
in this...
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in this movie theater.
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Yeah?
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I don't do very well in--
with crowds.
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( laughs )
I know.
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It was great,
you know,
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very well done,
very well done.
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And the way he
describes, you know,
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the different steps that
led him to do that--
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that's what's
interesting.
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It's a documentary
kind of movie.
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I thought it wasn't
going to happen.
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They kept saying,
"Oh, we're not gonna get away with this."
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And they did.
I was surprised.
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Yeah, it was good.
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Would you
watch it again?
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Yeah.
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Sorry to interrupt.
Have you decided on a wine this evening?
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- Yes.
- What would you like?
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Can--?
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- red is good for you?
- Yeah.
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Can we get
a bottle of--?
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The first time he asked
for money was two years ago.
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The second time--
six months ago.
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And now,
two days ago,
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he's asking
for some more.
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And he's a friend.
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And, you know,
I help him.
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But it's a lot of money
we're talking about.
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And it never ends.
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So what do I do?
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What would you do?
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It sounds like he's
taking advantage of you.
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It's good
to see you.
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It's always good
to see you.
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Thank you.
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Come here.
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MAN:
Attaboy.
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Get 'em.
Get 'em.
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Good.
20, 19,
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18, 17.
Focus.
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16, 15, 14...
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Two.
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Good stall here.
Good stall.
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Beautiful, Zizzo.
Drop it down.
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Attaboy.
Good set.
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Ow.
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- I'm just kidding.
- How're you feeling?
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- All right.
- Eat your Wheaties this morning?
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- My Wheaties?
- Yeah.
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I had my muscle milk this morning,
Wheaties after.
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So what's going down?
What's new?
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You want to hear everything
or just recent things?
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Let's start at two or three
and work your way up.
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing
this weekend?
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What am I doing
this weekend?
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No, the other trainer
I'm working with.
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- I don't know. I don't know.
- I do.
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MAN:
Chelsea, I'm ordering breakfast.
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Do you know
what you want?
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I'll just have whatever you're having.
Thank you.
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What about the bailout?
How do you think that's going to turn out?
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That's not
gonna work.
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You need more money
in the system,
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a lot more money than
what the government is putting in.
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It's just
the beginning.
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So I don't know
what to tell you.
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I think it's better
to stay cash and...
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that's what I do anyway,
so it's good for me.
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No it's not.
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( speaking French )
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I'm out of here.
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Thank you
very much.
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- I hope I'll see you soon.
- Me too.
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- Take care.
- You too.
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CHELSEA'S VOICE: I met with Philip
on October 5th and 6th.
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I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes
with La Perla--
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I wore a Michael Kors
dress and shoes
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with La Perla lingerie
underneath
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and diamond stud
earrings.
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We met at 7:30 at the hotel
and had a drink downstairs.
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He liked my dress
but didn't go into detail why
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and didn't mention anything else
about my appearance.
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MAN:
So how did it go?
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It was fine.
We had a nice dinner,
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you know, went back
to the hotel.
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But he's
very well endowed
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and sometimes I just can't
handle him that long.
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Lucky for me, though,
he's attractive,
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so that helps and I
at least enjoy myself.
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But it was weird
when I left.
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He didn't even stand up
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to hug me or say goodbye
or kiss me on the cheek.
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It was a very
awkward departure.
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He's never
done that before.
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CHELSEA'S VOICE:
We ate dinner at Blue Hill.
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Philip didn't ask
for a menu
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and had the chef serve us
a five-course meal,
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a different wine
with each course.
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We went to the 9:40
showing of "Man on Wire"
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at the Sunshine Cinema.
And he liked the movie.
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We went back to the hotel
and talked for half an hour,
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mostly about
a friend of his
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that keeps borrowing money from
him and not paying it back.
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Then we had sex for about an hour.
After, we talked about--
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After, we talked for about 15
minutes and he fell asleep.
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At breakfast he briefly told me
his worries regarding the economy
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and said I should invest
my money in gold.
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He also mentioned a book about
how the Federal Reserve works.
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He didn't make
another appointment.
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Sometimes clients think
they want the real you,
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but at the end
of the day they don't.
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They want what they want you to be.
They want you to be
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something else.
They don't want you to be yourself.
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Suppose I'm that rare
client that really wants to--
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if they wanted you
to be yourself,
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they wouldn't be
paying you.
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I know you've been buying
five sessions at a time.
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Right.
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You realize you're losing
money by doing that, right?
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But I'm taking it
as it goes, you know?
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I know. I hear that.
The whole thing is is, like,
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if you buy more sessions, obviously
you're gonna save a lot more money.
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I think our relationship is good.
You're liking what we're doing.
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- You do a great job.
- You're feeling good. You're looking good.
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You've gained
five lbs. of muscle.
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- You're on your way to a six-pack.
- I'm trying.
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I don't think our relationship
is going to end soon.
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So my suggestion is let's
have you buy a bigger package--
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- like 25 or 50.
- What did I do last time? 10?
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- You did five.
- That went quick.
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So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving,
like, 20 bucks per session.
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So you're looking
at saving $400.
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And I know times are a little crazy,
but that's my point.
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I know what I pay for five.
What's it go up to from there?
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You pay $150
for five.
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And you'll end up
paying $125
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If you end up
getting 25 sessions.
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You are the beautiful,
young ingenue accompanying--
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Not to pry,
but you guys--
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I mean, you guys
are hurting.
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Everybody's hurting right now.
How do you--?
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You're gonna spend money?
You're going to do this?
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Self-medicating.
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Don't worry about that.
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I'm go?
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If I was hurting,
I wouldn't go.
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I can't afford
to go to Vegas.
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You don't have
to afford to go to Vegas.
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I can afford for you
to go to Vegas.
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We all can afford
for you to go to Vegas.
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In fact, we almost can't
afford for you not to go.
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You gotta come,
dude, seriously.
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All right, let me see
what I can do.
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( doorbell rings )
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Hi, Chris.
Package for you.
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Thank you very much.
Have a good day.
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Thanks.
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I'm starving.
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CHELSEA:
How was work?
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Work was good--
a little crazy.
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I trained Zizzo.
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He was trying
to convince me to go
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To some crazy
trip in Vegas.
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Vegas?
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Yeah, boys' trip
to Vegas this weekend.
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I told him I didn't think
you'd approve of that.
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Do you get bored of just
talking to rich people?
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It can get tedious.
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It can get tedious?
Why?
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It can.
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You really have to adapt and
become something that they want.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, do you find
yourself caring at all?
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I do.
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I think you're getting a little
worked up about it, though.
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Because the economy
is fucked.
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And my business
is fucked.
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I'm making 1/10 of what
I made two years ago.
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It's just getting
worse and worse.
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And this is something that is
gonna fucking fall by the wayside
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if I can't
get it together.
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And I've aged out
of the business also.
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So I fucking show up on
a set and people ask me--
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They think I worked on
"McHale's Navy" or something.
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Did that other show
get picked up?
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Yeah, it might have
gotten picked up,
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but it's not a sure thing.
And it's not enough
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To maintain what
I'm kind of used to.
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You don't think so?
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I can't tell.
I don't know what the fuck's going on
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in the business
anywhere anymore.
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( exhales )
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Well, anyway,
thanks for listening.
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I've been in so many
relationships where nobody listens.
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I definitely think relationships
are about communication, don't you?
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God, totally.
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Jesus, that's why we--
it's completely two-way.
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We're constantly exchanging
kind of what we think.
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I mean, that's how
people relate.
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It's just so
fucking ridiculous
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the way everybody wants
something completely one-sided
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and want
something for nothing.
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Sorry, my hands
are really cold.
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It's okay.
I'll warm them up.
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MAN: Well, my first
thought is I do like it.
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I do like it.
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It's just that,
I'll tell you, right now
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It's a tough time for me to start
pioneering a new line like this.
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The economy right now
is really in the toilet.
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And we got a store
full of stuff.
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And we do have stuff
that somewhat competes
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with this type
of garment right now.
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CHRIS:
Right.
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MAN:
I'd like to show it real quick
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to Marvin, just to get
an idea of what he thinks.
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I'm thinking
right now, no.
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But I'm thinking maybe
down the road we can try it.
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Marv, uh...
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you know,
I would definitely--
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I'm definitely okay
with it being on consignment
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because it gets a chance
to be out on the floor
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and see how it does.
You guys have a very big store
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and I'm sure we could find a little
bit of space to put the stuff out there.
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I know it's going to sell. I
know people are gonna buy it.
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This way
I'm okay with that.
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If it doesn't sell, then I'll
take it back. That's fine.
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00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:36,390
But I would like to have it out
there for the Christmas season
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Because that's when
people are buying things.
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MAN: Everyone has to
stop talking and listen.
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If we don't close
this deal on Friday
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We have to pay
a huge, huge penalty.
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There's no way this deal's
gonna close on Friday.
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The whole world is afraid
of redemption. No one knows--
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70% of all hedge funds are
gonna be out of business...
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CHELSEA: On October 25th
I met with Dennis.
247
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:02,483
We had lunch at Nobu and
then went to a hotel room.
248
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,886
During lunch he talked
about the financial crisis.
249
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,888
When we got back
to the room
250
00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,956
he immediately
got on the phone
251
00:15:09,957 --> 00:15:13,227
and ordered
some MaCallan 25.
252
00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:16,030
I put on a Kiki de
Montparnasse corset,
253
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panties and gloves.
254
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,867
The shoes
were basic Zara.
255
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:23,237
After he got off the phone
we made out for a while.
256
00:15:23,238 --> 00:15:27,074
Then he asked me
to masturbate, which I did.
257
00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:29,843
Then he masturbated
watching me.
258
00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:32,779
He made another appointment
for November 3rd.
259
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:35,382
MAN: I think one element
that could be improved a lot
260
00:15:35,383 --> 00:15:36,983
is the photography.
261
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:39,153
You should have
much better pictures.
262
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:41,888
I have pictures I can give you.
That's not a problem.
263
00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:44,358
Are they really
top-quality pictures?
264
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,026
They should look like
"Playboy" pictures.
265
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:47,428
Yeah, they're
perfect.
266
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,696
Yeah? Okay.
That's important.
267
00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:53,600
And we could improve the logo
and general style of the site,
268
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,769
make it look
much more high-class.
269
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:58,572
Okay, I also
wanted to--
270
00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,240
I don't know exactly
how you'd do this,
271
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:02,142
but I would
really like it
272
00:16:02,143 --> 00:16:05,446
if my site would come up
in the search engines.
273
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:09,249
You know, like--
274
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,218
I don't know exactly
how you do that,
275
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:14,754
But when you Google
"escorts," I come up.
276
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,091
It's a little tricky.
It'll take some time.
277
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:19,793
But one good idea is
to get yourself listed
278
00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:21,795
in a lot of directories
and review sites.
279
00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:24,231
The more links there
are to your site,
280
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:27,201
the better your rankings in
the search engines are gonna be.
281
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,803
- You can do that?
- I can help you with that.
282
00:16:29,804 --> 00:16:32,139
Sure, sure.
But that takes monthly work,
283
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,741
if you want to work out a
monthly maintenance contract...
284
00:16:34,742 --> 00:16:36,410
How much?
285
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,178
You have to continually
update it every month.
286
00:16:38,179 --> 00:16:41,381
How much would you charge
just to design it?
287
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:43,484
About 1500 bucks.
288
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:45,819
And how soon could you
get it done?
289
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:49,923
I could only work
after hours here, so...
290
00:16:49,924 --> 00:16:52,359
MAN OVER PHONE: Can we sort
of start over here?
291
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,029
I am not trying
to tell you
292
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,031
how to run
your business.
293
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,134
I'm trying to help you
enhance your business.
294
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:02,902
And I think
I can do that.
295
00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,971
If I didn't think
I could do that,
296
00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,107
I wouldn't have taken
an interest in you.
297
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:09,309
You seem like
a pretty smart girl.
298
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:13,547
Are you familiar with
an escort named Tara?
299
00:17:13,548 --> 00:17:15,382
I'm not.
300
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:19,486
Okay, well, you might
want to check out
301
00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:22,623
Some of the stuff that's
been posted about this Tara
302
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,791
On "The Erotic
Connoisseur."
303
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,494
I don't usually like
checking out reviews.
304
00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:30,930
Well, let me tell you
a little story
305
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,932
about what happened
to Tara.
306
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:36,803
Tara is 20 years old,
kind of came in here
307
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:40,106
just falling off the turnip
truck, doing her own thing.
308
00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:43,443
And when I put up
the reviews,
309
00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:45,912
her rate started going up.
Do you understand?
310
00:17:45,913 --> 00:17:49,650
This is making you more
upscale than you've ever been.
311
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:53,153
You think you know
an idea of upscale,
312
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:56,923
but what I'm offering you
is upscale beyond.
313
00:17:56,924 --> 00:18:00,093
So...
314
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:02,962
So anyhow,
315
00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:05,999
do you have to develop
business skills?
316
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,635
Who does your books?
317
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:12,972
That's something
I'd rather not answer, actually.
318
00:18:12,973 --> 00:18:16,510
Well, I'm not gonna--
let's just say, do you keep books?
319
00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:19,079
I do. Let's just say I have
a few people that help me out.
320
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,081
I'd like to
keep it at that.
321
00:18:21,082 --> 00:18:23,083
MAN: I think you want
to look at this time
322
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,385
As a time to actually
get more invested.
323
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:28,722
Personally, my wife and I have gotten
more aggressive with our family.
324
00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:31,692
We set up a 529
for our young son.
325
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,361
We wanted to get
more involved here,
326
00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:39,132
because you don't see these levels,
these opportunities very often.
327
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,701
If you sit back like
everyone else and sell,
328
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,703
you're actually going
against the grain
329
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:46,240
of what you should be doing-- investing.
It's important.
330
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,141
How's your wife?
How's Rachel?
331
00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,810
She's well. She's better.
Thanks for asking.
332
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:53,813
Yeah, of course.
How's your son?
333
00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:57,317
He's good too.
Everyone's well.
334
00:18:57,318 --> 00:19:00,854
Every family right now feels stress.
We watch the news.
335
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:04,891
We watch this
Presidential election
336
00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:07,227
and this campaigning.
And it's stressful
337
00:19:07,228 --> 00:19:09,062
to wonder where
our country's going.
338
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,664
Definitely.
339
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:14,067
I think sometimes you
just gotta turn it off.
340
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,503
You just can't even
listen to it.
341
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:20,540
I think, more importantly, you
have to look at your career, really.
342
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:24,444
I see your ledger. I see your
numbers. You're good at what you do.
343
00:19:24,445 --> 00:19:27,180
You could possibly be the best
at what you do. You're amazing.
344
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:30,784
But let's not rest
on our laurels here.
345
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,521
There's more things
you could be doing.
346
00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:37,257
Like what?
347
00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:40,827
It just seems like
everything changes.
348
00:19:40,828 --> 00:19:44,063
A reflection point like this allows you
to look at it and see what's changed.
349
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:47,167
I asked you to meet with
Michael for that exact reason.
350
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:49,969
I think he has
a really good view
351
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,038
of what's going on
in your market
352
00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:55,309
and could take you
to the next level.
353
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:59,879
What exactly does he want?
What exactly does he do?
354
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,316
MICHAEL: What differentiates you
from those other women
355
00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:06,386
is what's gonna make these
other businesses grow for you.
356
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,955
So I do understand it,
but I just wanted to say that.
357
00:20:08,956 --> 00:20:11,591
Besides that,
there's other things.
358
00:20:11,592 --> 00:20:13,493
There's so many things
that you can do
359
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,162
that will allow you to
continue having your anonymity,
360
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:18,264
but you can continue
to grow your business.
361
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:21,802
Here's an example--
do you really think
362
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:26,272
some woman would want to take
her 16-17-year-old daughter
363
00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:28,942
to my boutique if they
knew I was an escort?
364
00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:32,512
If it was a sex boutique
and it was a couple,
365
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:35,148
that'd be a different story, but
that's not what I'm interested in.
366
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,917
I'm not trying to be
insensitive to that. I get that.
367
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,953
I'm just trying to
make sure you understand
368
00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:43,990
there's an opportunity lost if
you don't take advantage of that.
369
00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:47,627
In what other ways could
I do that where I'm safe?
370
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:50,163
Well, like, you
could write a book.
371
00:20:50,164 --> 00:20:53,299
We could do a movie
about your life.
372
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,802
Right now
that's really hot.
373
00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:57,971
People are making
movies like that.
374
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:01,641
MICHAEL:
There's Tara right there.
375
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:02,942
Tara.
376
00:21:02,943 --> 00:21:04,378
Sugar!
377
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:05,512
- Darling, how are you?
- How are you?
378
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,247
Very well.
Good to see you.
379
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:09,549
- This is Chelsea.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
380
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:12,218
I have to get out of here.
Thanks for lunch.
381
00:21:12,219 --> 00:21:14,354
- It was nice to see you.
- You too.
382
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:17,123
We have about 20 minutes.
Want to grab a quick drink?
383
00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:19,559
- I'd love a drink right now.
- Let's do it.
384
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,628
- So how was your flight?
- It was good.
385
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:26,533
- Where are you staying?
- I'm staying over at the "W."
386
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:30,336
Yeah, it's really
depressing.
387
00:21:30,337 --> 00:21:32,539
Well, you know, you're
successful, you're very creative.
388
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:35,409
I'm sure there's plenty
more opportunities
389
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,477
- in front of you--
- Yeah, I know, I know.
390
00:21:37,478 --> 00:21:39,646
I know, but it's--
391
00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:41,548
I don't really want
to talk about it,
392
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:43,283
But it's just
bad out there.
393
00:21:43,284 --> 00:21:45,218
I mean, if I--
394
00:21:45,219 --> 00:21:49,088
You know, two holes in the ground
that were gonna be buildings,
395
00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:51,725
now the banks have--
you know, it's just a bad time.
396
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,760
I have a big office.
397
00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:56,162
But that's just--
it's why I'm a little...
398
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,334
I don't
want to leave.
399
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,544
- MAN: Hi.
- Hi.
400
00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:16,817
Here.
401
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,452
You can just
put that right there.
402
00:22:18,453 --> 00:22:20,654
Thank you.
403
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:25,459
Um...
404
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:37,036
I haven't seen you
in almost two weeks now.
405
00:22:37,037 --> 00:22:39,573
- Yeah, that's a long time, right?
- I know. God.
406
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:43,176
( sighs )
407
00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:48,014
- It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you, too.
408
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:51,785
How long have I
been coming here?
409
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,887
Two and a half
years...?
410
00:22:53,888 --> 00:22:57,256
God... Two
and a half years.
411
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:02,696
- CHELSEA: It's not that long.
- It's not that long?
412
00:23:02,697 --> 00:23:04,397
No.
413
00:23:07,835 --> 00:23:09,836
Feels like a--
feels like...
414
00:23:09,837 --> 00:23:12,506
Doesn't feel
like a long time.
415
00:23:12,507 --> 00:23:14,508
It's been fun,
416
00:23:14,509 --> 00:23:17,410
But it feels like you're a
big part of my life, you know?
417
00:23:17,411 --> 00:23:20,313
I look up and suddenly
you're a big part of my life.
418
00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:22,315
I'd like
to think so.
419
00:23:22,316 --> 00:23:25,184
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
420
00:23:26,587 --> 00:23:28,889
( sighs )
Yeah.
421
00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,891
You have a lot
of makeup on today.
422
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:33,426
- Do I?
- Yeah.
423
00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:38,231
I like it,
it's just...
424
00:23:38,232 --> 00:23:40,066
Someone else
have you do that,
425
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,868
or did you just
do it on your own?
426
00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,302
- I did it myself.
- Yeah?
427
00:23:43,303 --> 00:23:45,539
This is how
it usually is.
428
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:48,408
CHELSEA'S VOICE:
On October 18th I met with Dan.
429
00:23:48,409 --> 00:23:51,578
I wore a vintage black
cashmere sweater,
430
00:23:51,579 --> 00:23:53,112
Earnest sewn jeans
431
00:23:53,113 --> 00:23:55,114
and Pour La Victoire
boots.
432
00:23:55,115 --> 00:23:57,651
Dan talked
the entire time.
433
00:23:57,652 --> 00:23:59,886
We didn't have sex.
434
00:23:59,887 --> 00:24:01,655
He was very upset
about a contract
435
00:24:01,656 --> 00:24:04,824
his firm lost
to I.M. Pei.
436
00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:06,994
He set a date
for Tuesday.
437
00:24:06,995 --> 00:24:08,528
MAN:
So they gave us a booth
438
00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:10,230
And they started doing
the bottle service,
439
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,132
and they started just
bringing all this shit.
440
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,834
We were totally hammered.
As we're leaving,
441
00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:18,906
some other manager comes in
and decides not to comp it.
442
00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:22,042
It was, like,
10 grand.
443
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,244
10 grand was
our bar bill.
444
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,512
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Isn't that sick?
445
00:24:25,513 --> 00:24:28,949
That's a big bar bill.
( laughs )
446
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:33,287
Oh, I'm sure it was a
lot of champagne, wine.
447
00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:36,689
I don't even know.
There was a little ring of us.
448
00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:39,426
Then it grew. And by the time
there was that outer ring,
449
00:24:39,427 --> 00:24:42,029
I think strangers were just
ordering buckets of beer
450
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:44,965
- and champagne and shit.
- Oh my God.
451
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:49,202
It was so fun, though.
I think he charges the movie.
452
00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:51,571
She needs to get
one of those--
453
00:24:51,572 --> 00:24:54,241
what do they call those
things? It's like a vaporizer.
454
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,010
She did.
It didn't last long.
455
00:24:57,011 --> 00:24:59,879
Didn't get her
high enough?
456
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,881
I don't know
what it was.
457
00:25:01,882 --> 00:25:04,251
DAVID: My buddy tried
one, but he didn't like it.
458
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,086
He's been smoking
a long time
459
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,888
and he missed the burn and
the coughing in the lungs.
460
00:25:08,889 --> 00:25:11,992
He needed it.
The clean thing wasn't enough for him.
461
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:13,927
Chelsea?
462
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,628
- Hi.
- Hello.
463
00:25:15,629 --> 00:25:17,364
I thought
that was you.
464
00:25:17,365 --> 00:25:18,966
Hi. I'm Ken.
465
00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:22,569
- How are you? David.
- Hi, David.
466
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:27,607
I'm just taking off,
but I thought I'd say hi.
467
00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:29,776
DAVID:
See you.
468
00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,445
And how's Sheila?
469
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:34,814
She's doing good.
She's doing good.
470
00:25:34,815 --> 00:25:36,649
There's always gonna be
old people too,
471
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,052
No matter what's going on
with the economy.
472
00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:41,355
She's doing okay,
still at the center,
473
00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:45,392
even though she's a little
afraid that, you know--
474
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,296
Cutbacks, recession,
depression--
475
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,132
They might lose their funding.
But that's a long way off.
476
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,868
We should
get together soon.
477
00:25:54,869 --> 00:25:57,337
Yeah, we should
get together.
478
00:25:57,338 --> 00:26:00,640
I think she'd< like that again.
That'd be nice.
479
00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:04,244
You know, there's not a lot
of couples like you guys.
480
00:26:04,245 --> 00:26:06,513
I agree.
There's not a lot of couples like us.
481
00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:11,151
A lot of people think they
can separate love from sex.
482
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,686
And when they
get into it...
483
00:26:13,687 --> 00:26:17,790
they're intimidated, their
emotions arise, they get jealous.
484
00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,827
With you guys,
it's simple.
485
00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:30,803
- Chris.
- Jess, nice to meet you.
486
00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:33,106
Nice to meet you.
Come into my office.
487
00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:36,843
- How're you doing?
- Great. This place is beautiful.
488
00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:39,779
CHRIS'S VOICE: Are you guys
looking at expansion?
489
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:42,416
From the looks of this place, it
looks like you're well-funded.
490
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,684
You already have
four locations.
491
00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:47,220
How aggressive are you about
finding other locations?
492
00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:49,222
We do not want
to take over the world.
493
00:26:49,223 --> 00:26:52,292
But we do want
to expand our facilities.
494
00:26:52,293 --> 00:26:55,529
We want about 10 clubs
in the area,
495
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,098
but we certainly don't want
to take over the world.
496
00:26:58,099 --> 00:27:02,602
We want to maintain a
boutiquelike style-- of operating style
497
00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:04,871
So that we can cater
to each member.
498
00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:07,140
So many of the corporate
monsters out there
499
00:27:07,141 --> 00:27:09,008
are very rigid
in their policies,
500
00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:10,944
and that's the last thing
that we want to do.
501
00:27:10,945 --> 00:27:15,182
The problem is with gyms
is it's hard for the--
502
00:27:15,183 --> 00:27:17,150
a-- I have to take
care of my client,
503
00:27:17,151 --> 00:27:19,686
but b-- I need the facility
to take care of my client.
504
00:27:19,687 --> 00:27:20,987
They're with me
for one hour,
505
00:27:20,988 --> 00:27:24,291
but they're in the gym
for the whole year.
506
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:28,495
I'm liking, I think, that I hear that
that's very important to you guys. Yes?
507
00:27:28,496 --> 00:27:30,663
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
508
00:27:30,664 --> 00:27:33,733
If you look at the club alone,
it's a $15-million facility.
509
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:37,137
so we have to maintain
retention with our members.
510
00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:41,241
So if we're not getting results,
guess what-- they're gone.
511
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:42,842
I was wondering
if we could do something
512
00:27:42,843 --> 00:27:44,544
where I could start
working with you more--
513
00:27:44,545 --> 00:27:47,046
not just doing my sessions where
I'm getting a piece of them,
514
00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:50,217
but something where I could
help you train the trainers
515
00:27:50,218 --> 00:27:55,355
or manage the place, and you
could cut me a base salary.
516
00:27:55,356 --> 00:27:57,857
I just have to start doing
more for myself, you know.
517
00:27:57,858 --> 00:28:02,229
I've gone out and checked
some other places out
518
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:05,031
and felt some
people out and--
519
00:28:05,032 --> 00:28:06,699
You've looked
at other places?
520
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,269
After all the times
I've helped you out here
521
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,537
you've looked
at other places?
522
00:28:10,538 --> 00:28:12,705
I mean, again,
I just looked,
523
00:28:12,706 --> 00:28:15,074
just to feel out what
I was gonna say to you.
524
00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:16,909
And I'm here to you
first, obviously.
525
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:19,179
How do you feel
about the other places?
526
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:21,848
I mean, look, I've been
working with you a long time.
527
00:28:21,849 --> 00:28:23,716
I don't want
to leave here.
528
00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:27,621
But at the same time I
need to do something now.
529
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:30,690
I need to step it up. I've been
doing this for too long, man.
530
00:28:30,691 --> 00:28:32,425
Right now is not
exactly the best time
531
00:28:32,426 --> 00:28:35,462
To start hitting people up
for more money.
532
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,531
I know that.
I know that.
533
00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:40,066
But that's exactly
almost why I have to.
534
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:43,136
Because I don't know how much
worse things are gonna get.
535
00:28:43,137 --> 00:28:46,773
Or hopefully they turn around
and get better. I don't know.
536
00:28:46,774 --> 00:28:49,008
But all I do know is I've
been doing this long enough
537
00:28:49,009 --> 00:28:51,110
to where I need a change.
If it's gonna be
538
00:28:51,111 --> 00:28:53,046
with you guys,
I would love to do that.
539
00:28:53,047 --> 00:28:56,416
And if it's not, I understand,
but then I have to move on.
540
00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:58,751
You're talking about
more of a management role,
541
00:28:58,752 --> 00:29:01,354
taking a piece of the profits,
stuff like that.
542
00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:04,123
I've been trying for weeks just
to get you to wear the shirts.
543
00:29:04,124 --> 00:29:08,728
And you can't even pass
along with me on that.
544
00:29:08,729 --> 00:29:12,098
I got to be honest with you, Bill,
I'm not a uniform guy.
545
00:29:12,099 --> 00:29:15,902
I mean, I love the gym.
I just don't love the T-shirts.
546
00:29:15,903 --> 00:29:18,471
But if I have
to wear a T-shirt
547
00:29:18,472 --> 00:29:20,907
to be on the team,
I'll do that.
548
00:29:20,908 --> 00:29:22,409
That's what I mean--
more of a team role.
549
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:24,511
I don't see you
in that role.
550
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,279
I don't get that
feeling from you.
551
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,915
I get you're more of an outsider,
more of an independent
552
00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,384
fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
kind of guy.
553
00:29:41,462 --> 00:29:45,365
- Hi, how can I help you?
- What's your cheapest prepaid phone?
554
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,633
Cheapest prepaid?
Let me show you.
555
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:56,443
This is $110. You get 200 minutes
and nights and weekends free.
556
00:29:56,444 --> 00:29:58,945
$110 and I only get
200 minutes?
557
00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:01,114
- Yeah.
- I'll give you $80 for it.
558
00:30:01,115 --> 00:30:03,483
No, our cost is $95.
I can't give you for $80.
559
00:30:03,484 --> 00:30:06,119
Then I'll take $95,
and I'll buy two.
560
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,254
No, I can give you
$100 if you want.
561
00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:12,625
Okay, that's fine.
I'll take two then.
562
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:14,961
Hi, David.
This is Chelsea.
563
00:30:14,962 --> 00:30:18,264
Hi. You're real.
You can never tell with these websites.
564
00:30:18,265 --> 00:30:22,502
( chuckles ) So I checked
out your information
565
00:30:22,503 --> 00:30:24,571
and I see
that you're a writer
566
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:28,174
and your company is in L.A.
Is that where you live as well?
567
00:30:28,175 --> 00:30:30,910
Yeah, I live in L.A.
I'm just in for a couple days.
568
00:30:30,911 --> 00:30:33,413
Do you travel a lot?
569
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,648
I do, you know,
project to project.
570
00:30:35,649 --> 00:30:38,284
I just go wherever
they're shooting.
571
00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,653
I'm in New York,
like, five times a year.
572
00:30:40,654 --> 00:30:42,655
What kind of writer
are you?
573
00:30:42,656 --> 00:30:45,057
Screenwriter.
574
00:30:47,328 --> 00:30:50,330
So what are you
looking forward to?
575
00:30:50,331 --> 00:30:52,798
Do you have anything
specific in mind?
576
00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:57,470
Well, you know,
577
00:30:57,471 --> 00:30:59,639
after looking
at your site
578
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,874
I'd just really love to
get together with you.
579
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,410
I'm just feeling
kind of stressed out.
580
00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:05,678
I should probably
see a shrink,
581
00:31:05,679 --> 00:31:09,048
But it seems more fun
to see you.
582
00:31:09,049 --> 00:31:11,184
Why don't you tell me
about yourself?
583
00:31:11,185 --> 00:31:15,021
Are you married?
Do you have kids?
584
00:31:15,022 --> 00:31:17,957
Yes and yes
and no comment.
585
00:31:19,893 --> 00:31:21,827
How many kids
do you have?
586
00:31:21,828 --> 00:31:23,929
I have two
little girls.
587
00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:26,132
Don't make me
feel bad, though.
588
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,034
I won't.
589
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,840
Would you like
to meet tomorrow?
590
00:31:34,841 --> 00:31:36,876
Yes, I would,
591
00:31:36,877 --> 00:31:40,680
But tomorrow is my
screening and my dinner.
592
00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,282
That's what
I'm in for.
593
00:31:42,283 --> 00:31:44,284
So I can't do it
tomorrow.
594
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:47,587
And I leave Friday morning.
How about tonight?
595
00:31:47,588 --> 00:31:49,855
I can't do it
tonight.
596
00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:51,924
Really?
597
00:31:51,925 --> 00:31:55,895
Have you ever even seen
an escort before?
598
00:31:55,896 --> 00:31:59,499
No, this is my first time.
Is it that clear?
599
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:03,536
Well, no, it's just
that I have this policy
600
00:32:03,537 --> 00:32:05,971
that I usually
don't see a client
601
00:32:05,972 --> 00:32:08,308
unless they've been
with an escort.
602
00:32:08,309 --> 00:32:11,077
You know--
603
00:32:11,078 --> 00:32:13,079
Do you make
exceptions?
604
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,915
Actually, I was just
going to tell you
605
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:19,719
that I was looking
at your birthday
606
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:25,291
and it actually coincides
with mine really well.
607
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,060
Let me see if I could
push some things around.
608
00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:30,563
CHELSEA'S VOICE: We clicked.
There was something there.
609
00:32:30,564 --> 00:32:33,966
- And I told him that--
- WOMAN: You told him that?
610
00:32:33,967 --> 00:32:36,769
I told him that I was going
out of town for the weekend.
611
00:32:36,770 --> 00:32:39,939
- Right.
- And he didn't like that at all.
612
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,408
And what really
set it off was
613
00:32:42,409 --> 00:32:45,010
when he insulted me
about my, you know--
614
00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:47,280
all my
personology books.
615
00:32:47,281 --> 00:32:50,116
Right.
616
00:32:50,117 --> 00:32:54,254
I had a feeling he didn't
support me in my belief.
617
00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:58,658
And I found out
last night for sure.
618
00:32:58,659 --> 00:33:02,995
So you found out last night
that he's not into astrology?
619
00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:05,798
It's not astrology.
620
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:09,402
Are you gonna
do this to me too?
621
00:33:09,403 --> 00:33:11,471
- It kind of is.
- It's not.
622
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:18,478
20,000 people-- that's more
than just reading star signs.
623
00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:20,380
I definitely think
it's important.
624
00:33:20,381 --> 00:33:24,384
It's critical to have
somebody who supports you.
625
00:33:24,385 --> 00:33:29,121
But it's important to,
you know--
626
00:33:29,122 --> 00:33:31,991
I don't want to be
negative, 'cause I think
627
00:33:31,992 --> 00:33:33,693
that feeling when you
connect with a client
628
00:33:33,694 --> 00:33:35,695
is the best feeling
in the world.
629
00:33:35,696 --> 00:33:37,697
I don't want to be
sort of down on that.
630
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,409
It's funny because I wanted
to get away from my parents.
631
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,378
I didn't want to depend on them.
I didn't want their money.
632
00:33:52,379 --> 00:33:54,547
That's more than
half the reason
633
00:33:54,548 --> 00:33:57,517
I started doing this
in the first place.
634
00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:59,519
I have a lot of money
saved up,
635
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,288
and I won't completely feel
like I'm dependent on him,
636
00:34:02,289 --> 00:34:05,491
- monetarily at least.
- Right.
637
00:34:08,729 --> 00:34:10,596
But he made me
feel happy.
638
00:34:10,597 --> 00:34:12,131
And I want to know
if that's something
639
00:34:12,132 --> 00:34:14,734
that will continue
or if it won't.
640
00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:19,639
CHRIS: Do you really believe
what's coming out of your mouth?
641
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,307
You think--
what do you think?
642
00:34:21,308 --> 00:34:22,975
Let me guess--
this guy's married.
643
00:34:22,976 --> 00:34:25,712
Does he have a family?
What do you think's gonna happen?
644
00:34:25,713 --> 00:34:27,347
You're gonna go away
this weekend...
645
00:34:27,348 --> 00:34:29,014
something magical
is gonna happen?
646
00:34:29,015 --> 00:34:31,217
He's gonna go home
to his wife--
647
00:34:31,218 --> 00:34:33,486
who he's cheating on
by the way--
648
00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:35,388
and say, "Hey, Honey,
guess what?
649
00:34:35,389 --> 00:34:38,891
I spent three days with a
hooker, and guess what--"
650
00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:42,161
I don't know what's going to
happen. And that's the point.
651
00:34:42,162 --> 00:34:45,431
I know what's gonna happen.
You know what's gonna happen?
652
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:48,835
You're gonna go on your
little trip, all right?
653
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,837
And when he's done
playing with you
654
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,138
because he's having
a midlife crisis,
655
00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:55,274
he's gonna leave you
and go back
656
00:34:55,275 --> 00:34:56,976
to his normal,
great life
657
00:34:56,977 --> 00:34:59,311
with his wife
and his family
658
00:34:59,312 --> 00:35:02,982
and he's gonna leave you
high and dry. And guess what--
659
00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:06,151
then you're gonna come back here,
and there's no here anymore.
660
00:35:06,152 --> 00:35:09,288
And you'll be stuck with
you and your books, alone.
661
00:35:10,657 --> 00:35:12,625
I promise you that.
662
00:35:16,296 --> 00:35:19,932
I wish I would've known
you felt like that.
663
00:35:19,933 --> 00:35:21,601
MAN:
So that's it?
664
00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:24,003
Just fucking blindsides
you out of nowhere?
665
00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:28,674
Blindsides me out of
nowhere, walks in and,
666
00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:32,545
"I am going away with
somebody and it's over.
667
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,814
That's the end
of it."
668
00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:37,583
Buddy, listen.
669
00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:40,520
I feel for you. From fucking
everything you told me about this girl,
670
00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:44,089
you loved her. You were happy.
This was the thing.
671
00:35:44,090 --> 00:35:45,458
So for that
I feel for you.
672
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:48,694
But, honest to God,
good fucking riddance.
673
00:35:48,695 --> 00:35:51,697
- It's not good riddance.
- It is good riddance.
674
00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:53,999
It's the first girl in
as long as I can remember
675
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,503
that I really care about--
cared about.
676
00:35:57,504 --> 00:36:01,240
Let me tell you, all
women ultimately are evil.
677
00:36:01,241 --> 00:36:04,310
They're the worst species.
They're worse than fucking hyenas,
678
00:36:04,311 --> 00:36:07,179
because they have
all the power.
679
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:10,316
- I'm sensing a little frustration from you.
- They have all the power.
680
00:36:10,317 --> 00:36:12,452
And they know this.
681
00:36:12,453 --> 00:36:15,688
- CHELSEA: Do you ever listen to Jim Rome?
- DAVID #2: Yeah, I love Rome.
682
00:36:15,689 --> 00:36:18,123
CHELSEA: He always talks
about Charles Barkley,
683
00:36:18,124 --> 00:36:21,594
and he had a bill
at some club in Vegas
684
00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:24,129
for 15 grand
in alcohol.
685
00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:27,199
And he was like,
"It was just an accident. I forgot to pay it."
686
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,935
He walked out on it?
687
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:31,337
No, it was just like he said,
"put it on my tab,"
688
00:36:31,338 --> 00:36:34,273
and never paid it, honestly
just forgot to pay it.
689
00:36:34,274 --> 00:36:36,308
- DAVID #2: Sure, Charles.
- ( laughing )
690
00:36:36,309 --> 00:36:40,480
Sock down $15,000
worth of booze
691
00:36:40,481 --> 00:36:42,482
and then waltz
out of the door.
692
00:36:42,483 --> 00:36:45,485
Then he repeats it,
like, five times.
693
00:36:45,486 --> 00:36:47,887
You see that when they
hand you that funnel cake
694
00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:50,957
with the powdered sugar on it.
It's all hot and crispy.
695
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:54,293
You think, "this is
gonna be great."
696
00:36:57,664 --> 00:37:00,633
INTERVIEWER:
I guess what I'm building up to
697
00:37:00,634 --> 00:37:04,704
is I'm trying to see the role
that this guy plays in your life--
698
00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:07,940
not necessarily your
relationship between him--
699
00:37:07,941 --> 00:37:11,744
I'm not interested in the intimate
details between these two people--
700
00:37:11,745 --> 00:37:15,615
you and your boyfriend.
I'm interested in the kind of relationship
701
00:37:15,616 --> 00:37:20,753
somebody in your business would have
with somebody they actually love.
702
00:37:20,754 --> 00:37:23,455
Let me speak with him and
see how he feels about it.
703
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:28,794
This journalist mark
is actually really nice.
704
00:37:28,795 --> 00:37:31,196
He's a little intrusive,
but--
705
00:37:31,197 --> 00:37:32,932
Intrusive?
How so?
706
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:35,568
He's a journalist,
so that's his job, right?
707
00:37:35,569 --> 00:37:38,337
It's just I'm not used
to that really.
708
00:37:38,338 --> 00:37:39,872
He wants
to meet you.
709
00:37:39,873 --> 00:37:42,742
- He wants to meet me?
- Mm-hmm.
710
00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:44,911
What does he want
to meet me for?
711
00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:48,548
He's never met
an escort
712
00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:51,751
that is in a committed
relationship.
713
00:37:51,752 --> 00:37:54,921
WOMAN: He just continues
to keep asking me out.
714
00:37:54,922 --> 00:37:57,690
He's even talked about my
boyfriend too, like if I say--
715
00:37:57,691 --> 00:37:59,992
I feel like he's
gonna be like, "Oh...
716
00:37:59,993 --> 00:38:02,061
bring your boyfriend out,
or we can do this,"
717
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,096
and, "if your
boyfriend's away..."
718
00:38:05,298 --> 00:38:07,366
I know guys that do
stuff like that--
719
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,735
He'll have you bring the boyfriend out
but then hit on you the whole time...
720
00:38:09,736 --> 00:38:13,072
- Exactly.
- That you're with him anyway.
721
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:15,274
So it doesn't even matter if I
tell him I have a boyfriend or not.
722
00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:17,209
So, I mean...
723
00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:20,512
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna keep training him
724
00:38:20,513 --> 00:38:23,916
and continue
to blow him off nicely,
725
00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:26,518
but I'm at a loss
right now.
726
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:29,655
That's like
the worst situation.
727
00:38:29,656 --> 00:38:32,792
I've been there before, but
for girls it's so much worse.
728
00:38:34,227 --> 00:38:36,495
Just kick the crap out of
him every time you see him.
729
00:38:36,496 --> 00:38:38,631
Make him throw up,
so he can't think about
730
00:38:38,632 --> 00:38:41,601
asking you out and then
he'll start to hate you.
731
00:38:41,602 --> 00:38:43,435
I hope so.
732
00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:47,539
- Either that or get in really good shape.
- That's true too.
733
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:49,575
And then you might want
to go out with him.
734
00:38:49,576 --> 00:38:52,878
I don't know about that.
I'm not sure about that.
735
00:38:52,879 --> 00:38:56,816
You can make him over,
like a work in progress.
736
00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:01,721
- Hi.
- Hi. May I help you?
737
00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:03,522
Glenn wouldn't happen
to be here, would he?
738
00:39:03,523 --> 00:39:05,758
Yes, right this way.
739
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,532
( knocks on door )
740
00:39:21,307 --> 00:39:22,875
Glenn, someone
to see you.
741
00:39:22,876 --> 00:39:25,277
- Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume.
- Thanks.
742
00:39:25,278 --> 00:39:27,146
Thanks, Dad.
743
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,182
- What the fuck is up?
- Hello.
744
00:39:33,854 --> 00:39:36,922
So how do you like what I
haven't done with the place?
745
00:39:38,324 --> 00:39:41,127
Uh... This is
your place?
746
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,129
It's kind of
a nice setup.
747
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:48,534
I've got a little deal
with Pater there.
748
00:39:48,535 --> 00:39:51,170
So you're
supposed to be
749
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:54,439
a "sophisticated
escort," I read.
750
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,442
Would you like a little Schoenberg?
( bangs keys )
751
00:39:57,443 --> 00:40:00,012
I could improvise
on it for hours.
752
00:40:01,081 --> 00:40:03,015
Ahem--
753
00:40:05,819 --> 00:40:09,388
So what's
on the menu?
754
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:11,423
What would you
like to know?
755
00:40:11,424 --> 00:40:14,960
Well, it's not so much
what I'd like to know.
756
00:40:14,961 --> 00:40:17,963
It's what I'd like
to feel.
757
00:40:17,964 --> 00:40:21,366
But again...
758
00:40:22,635 --> 00:40:25,905
I don't think you
really understand
759
00:40:25,906 --> 00:40:29,508
what I can do for you
if this goes well.
760
00:40:29,509 --> 00:40:32,277
I trust you've looked
at my site again.
761
00:40:32,278 --> 00:40:36,348
You've seen
some of the girls
762
00:40:36,349 --> 00:40:39,118
who are the stars of
"The Erotic Connoisseur."
763
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:41,120
I've got a very big
project coming up
764
00:40:41,121 --> 00:40:43,956
that I think, if this works
out, you'd be perfect for.
765
00:40:43,957 --> 00:40:47,426
I'm organizing a junket,
such as it is,
766
00:40:47,427 --> 00:40:50,196
to Dubai.
You know Dubai?
767
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,832
Lots of money.
Very tall buildings.
768
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:57,436
Arab people with cash flowing
out of their water faucets.
769
00:40:57,437 --> 00:41:00,773
I'm gonna take a bunch
of girls to Dubai.
770
00:41:00,774 --> 00:41:04,543
Everybody there says that the
Russian hookers are the best.
771
00:41:04,544 --> 00:41:06,545
I want to convince
the Dubai elites
772
00:41:06,546 --> 00:41:08,848
that it's best
to buy American.
773
00:41:08,849 --> 00:41:12,718
It's very-- it's all
on the up and up.
774
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,319
The great thing about
the whole project
775
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,323
is that it sounds like
a white slavery ring,
776
00:41:18,324 --> 00:41:21,526
but it's not.
777
00:41:21,527 --> 00:41:23,562
And again, I think
this could be something
778
00:41:23,563 --> 00:41:26,132
that really ups your profile,
gets you more money.
779
00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:31,570
I want to help you.
And you can help me help you
780
00:41:31,571 --> 00:41:34,273
by giving me a
little bit of a sense
781
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:36,308
of what you're like
to be with.
782
00:41:37,944 --> 00:41:41,513
How does this trip to
Dubai exactly benefit you?
783
00:41:41,514 --> 00:41:43,515
It benefits
everybody.
784
00:41:43,516 --> 00:41:46,185
I've got some people out
there who set up the capital.
785
00:41:46,186 --> 00:41:49,088
We go out there totally
first-class all the way--
786
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,390
private jet,
champagne...
787
00:41:51,391 --> 00:41:52,658
( sing-song voice )
cocaine--
788
00:41:52,659 --> 00:41:54,660
All sorts of
yummy yummy things.
789
00:41:54,661 --> 00:41:56,829
We're out there.
We spend a week.
790
00:41:56,830 --> 00:41:59,731
On your off-hours you
do whatever you like.
791
00:41:59,732 --> 00:42:02,268
But on your on-hours
I bring you to men
792
00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:06,071
who will pay $2500,
$3500, $10,000
793
00:42:06,072 --> 00:42:08,674
just for the pleasure
of shaking your hand.
794
00:42:08,675 --> 00:42:10,776
And then it goes
from there.
795
00:42:10,777 --> 00:42:13,045
If you want
a piece of this,
796
00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:16,015
it might be...
797
00:42:16,016 --> 00:42:18,383
( sighs )
in your interest
798
00:42:18,384 --> 00:42:21,420
to give me some play.
799
00:42:21,421 --> 00:42:26,125
We talked about review
copy, as it were.
800
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,027
I'd like to see
what it's like
801
00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:30,362
to be with someone
802
00:42:30,363 --> 00:42:32,497
as breathtaking
803
00:42:32,498 --> 00:42:36,601
as you are.
804
00:42:36,602 --> 00:42:38,437
Here I have...
805
00:42:38,438 --> 00:42:40,973
a new, hygienic,
806
00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:43,375
lovely Q-tip.
807
00:42:43,376 --> 00:42:46,212
And maybe...
808
00:42:46,213 --> 00:42:50,015
to get a better sense of something,
809
00:42:50,016 --> 00:42:52,384
you could take
this Q-tip
810
00:42:52,385 --> 00:42:56,856
and swab it a bit
on your treasure part...
811
00:42:58,524 --> 00:43:01,560
give it to me,
whereupon I will
812
00:43:01,561 --> 00:43:04,496
take a little taste,
and in this fashion,
813
00:43:04,497 --> 00:43:09,001
I will be able to discern
whether your treasure part
814
00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:12,504
tastes like
fresh maple syrup
815
00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,875
poured onto a hot-off-the-griddle
piece of French toast
816
00:43:15,876 --> 00:43:18,878
on the one hand,
or...
817
00:43:18,879 --> 00:43:21,280
a salt lick doused in
chlorine on the other.
818
00:43:21,281 --> 00:43:24,583
You see, this is the thing.
This is the kind of wordplay
819
00:43:24,584 --> 00:43:28,120
the kind of vivid
verbal imagery
820
00:43:28,121 --> 00:43:32,524
that makes "The Connoisseur"
the connoisseur.
821
00:43:32,525 --> 00:43:34,726
GIRLFRIEND:
Oh, God.
822
00:43:36,729 --> 00:43:39,265
How'd it go?
823
00:43:39,266 --> 00:43:42,368
Thank you.
824
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:43,468
Not so well.
825
00:43:43,469 --> 00:43:46,038
But I don't really
want to go into that.
826
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:49,308
I dealt with that and I
just want to leave it there.
827
00:43:49,309 --> 00:43:52,177
But when I came home,
I tried calling Chris,
828
00:43:52,178 --> 00:43:54,479
'cause I really needed him
and he wasn't there.
829
00:43:57,784 --> 00:44:00,319
And meet you-- like, meet
and talk to you Wednesday?
830
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,254
Mm-hmm.
831
00:44:04,357 --> 00:44:08,827
Okay, what is that
gonna entail?
832
00:44:08,828 --> 00:44:10,996
Hopefully more money.
833
00:44:10,997 --> 00:44:13,232
He said he could help
increase my rate.
834
00:44:15,701 --> 00:44:18,637
That's what he said?
835
00:44:18,638 --> 00:44:21,740
What did he say in
relation to the other girl?
836
00:44:26,813 --> 00:44:30,349
He said he reviewed her
and she did really well.
837
00:44:30,350 --> 00:44:32,985
INTERVIEWER: Do you ever get
intimidated by other women's bodies
838
00:44:32,986 --> 00:44:34,954
that are in
competition with you?
839
00:44:34,955 --> 00:44:38,357
Not at all.
I'm very happy with what I have.
840
00:44:38,358 --> 00:44:42,261
You look great, but this is
a high-stress business, right?
841
00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:45,397
- You know?
- True.
842
00:44:45,398 --> 00:44:48,467
I mean, there's always
somebody else.
843
00:44:49,735 --> 00:44:52,237
( street drummer plays
throughout )
844
00:45:06,619 --> 00:45:08,653
- Hi, how are you?
- Good. Thank you.
845
00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:25,070
- Hi there, how are you?
- Hi. Good.
846
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,889
( drumming continues )
847
00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:36,909
Yeah, so what did he
say about that?
848
00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:39,978
You know how Philip was acting
really strange the other day?
849
00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:41,679
Yeah.
850
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,681
Now I know why.
851
00:46:43,682 --> 00:46:45,317
Why?
852
00:46:45,318 --> 00:46:47,886
Or I think
I know why.
853
00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:50,588
I was shopping today.
854
00:46:50,589 --> 00:46:54,192
And I saw him
855
00:46:54,193 --> 00:46:57,695
and some girl outside
who I've never seen.
856
00:46:57,696 --> 00:47:00,665
I think it's
that new girl,
857
00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,101
the one the hobbyist
was talking about.
858
00:47:03,102 --> 00:47:05,237
Oh, that new girl.
859
00:47:05,238 --> 00:47:08,506
You think it was her.
860
00:47:08,507 --> 00:47:10,909
What'd she look like?
861
00:47:10,910 --> 00:47:13,946
Similar to me.
She had long brown hair,
862
00:47:13,947 --> 00:47:18,417
thin, pale skin.
863
00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:21,353
She's taller, though.
864
00:47:22,655 --> 00:47:25,123
And that upsets you, of course.
Listen to me.
865
00:47:25,124 --> 00:47:27,125
I don't know how much
this hobbyist
866
00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:30,728
is playing this
to his own favor--
867
00:47:30,729 --> 00:47:33,131
you guys against each other,
the new girl in the street--
868
00:47:33,132 --> 00:47:35,700
to help himself out and try
to get a freebie off you.
869
00:47:35,701 --> 00:47:38,470
And, honestly,
can I tell you something?
870
00:47:38,471 --> 00:47:42,540
You are the best
at everything you do, okay?
871
00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:44,076
And just because
there's some new girl--
872
00:47:44,077 --> 00:47:45,877
there's always going to be new
girls that come on the scene,
873
00:47:45,878 --> 00:47:49,414
but nobody does
what you do, okay?
874
00:47:49,415 --> 00:47:51,649
So please do me a favor and
do not let it stress you out.
875
00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:54,286
I know you're competitive
and want to be the best,
876
00:47:54,287 --> 00:47:57,589
but you are
the best.
877
00:47:57,590 --> 00:47:59,924
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
878
00:47:59,925 --> 00:48:01,759
Can you get me
another drink?
879
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,695
Yes, I can get you
another drink.
880
00:48:09,335 --> 00:48:12,237
Excuse me, guys.
881
00:48:12,238 --> 00:48:15,440
I'll take a ginger ale and whatever
looks like a vodka something.
882
00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:17,442
- What's going on, brother?
- CHRIS: Nothing much.
883
00:48:17,443 --> 00:48:21,246
- Nice to meet you.
- MAN: Heavy date?
884
00:48:21,247 --> 00:48:23,115
I'm trying
to cheer my girl up.
885
00:48:23,116 --> 00:48:25,150
Not my date.
It's my girlfriend.
886
00:48:25,151 --> 00:48:28,586
That's all right.
She's having a bad day.
887
00:48:28,587 --> 00:48:31,123
MAN #2:
He's been checking her out.
888
00:49:46,132 --> 00:49:49,901
- CHELSEA: "buy me."
- ( DAVID #2 laughs )
889
00:49:49,902 --> 00:49:51,736
We're having a conversation
with this one here.
890
00:49:51,737 --> 00:49:53,371
Oh, yes?
891
00:49:53,372 --> 00:49:55,307
He's done very well,
as you can see.
892
00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:58,410
- DAVID #2: A lot of red dots in that book.
- A lot of red dots.
893
00:49:58,411 --> 00:50:01,313
Actually, that one
is available.
894
00:50:01,314 --> 00:50:03,315
I love that one.
895
00:50:03,316 --> 00:50:06,585
Kind of reminds me
of a crown.
896
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:10,021
CHELSEA:
When I went to meet him,
897
00:50:10,022 --> 00:50:12,324
he listened.
898
00:50:12,325 --> 00:50:15,893
He made me feel a way
I haven't felt with Chris
899
00:50:15,894 --> 00:50:18,896
since the first couple
months of being with him,
900
00:50:18,897 --> 00:50:21,633
and probably
more so than that.
901
00:50:21,634 --> 00:50:25,036
Yeah, I mean,
that's great.
902
00:50:25,037 --> 00:50:27,005
I love that when it
happens with a client--
903
00:50:27,006 --> 00:50:29,874
you meet somebody and there's
like a real connection.
904
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:32,444
It is different.
A client's different
905
00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:36,248
from a boyfriend.
It's a different kind of relationship.
906
00:50:36,249 --> 00:50:38,517
There's boundaries there
907
00:50:38,518 --> 00:50:40,852
where it's just
a little bit artificial,
908
00:50:40,853 --> 00:50:42,854
whereas what you have
with Chris is really--
909
00:50:42,855 --> 00:50:45,524
it's a real relationship.
910
00:50:45,525 --> 00:50:48,793
MAN ON TV: This is not the end.
This is not the worst.
911
00:50:48,794 --> 00:50:52,797
I think it's going to get much
worse before it gets better.
912
00:50:52,798 --> 00:50:56,834
If I hear one more thing about
this debate, I'm gonna throw up.
913
00:50:56,835 --> 00:50:59,971
If I hear the word "Maverick" one
more time, I'm gonna throw up.
914
00:50:59,972 --> 00:51:01,806
INTERVIEWER:
There could be somebody
915
00:51:01,807 --> 00:51:04,576
who just really wants
the real you, right?
916
00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:10,982
I mean,
the real you.
917
00:51:10,983 --> 00:51:13,652
In other words,
that's a lot of money
918
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:16,154
for a short
period of time.
919
00:51:16,155 --> 00:51:17,855
You don't want to get
the fake diamond.
920
00:51:17,856 --> 00:51:21,560
You want to get
the real diamond.
921
00:51:21,561 --> 00:51:23,861
What else
do you want to know?
922
00:51:23,862 --> 00:51:26,898
Another
blind alley here.
923
00:51:26,899 --> 00:51:29,601
It's the story
of my life.
924
00:51:31,704 --> 00:51:34,072
DAVID #2: So listen, the idea
of going home this weekend
925
00:51:34,073 --> 00:51:36,074
is really starting
to bum me out.
926
00:51:36,075 --> 00:51:38,142
And I'm thinking
a crazy thought.
927
00:51:38,143 --> 00:51:40,679
I'm thinking
I'm not going to.
928
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,181
You have any big plans
this weekend?
929
00:51:46,252 --> 00:51:48,820
Want to spend
the weekend together?
930
00:51:49,888 --> 00:51:52,657
Yeah.
931
00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:55,026
Good. You want
to get out of town?
932
00:51:57,930 --> 00:51:59,964
Okay, I'm gonna take
care of some things
933
00:51:59,965 --> 00:52:02,066
I need to do
on Friday morning.
934
00:52:02,067 --> 00:52:04,636
I'm gonna send
a car for you,
935
00:52:04,637 --> 00:52:07,505
take you to this place in the
Hudson Valley I know about.
936
00:52:07,506 --> 00:52:09,608
It's called Monteverde.
937
00:52:09,609 --> 00:52:12,143
And I'm gonna meet you
up there in the afternoon.
938
00:52:12,144 --> 00:52:15,580
We'll spend the weekend together
and see where this thing goes.
939
00:52:15,581 --> 00:52:17,949
Okay.
940
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:20,352
It's a plan?
941
00:53:18,877 --> 00:53:22,847
CHELSEA: About a year ago I found
these books on personology.
942
00:53:22,848 --> 00:53:24,849
So the first thing
I ask a client--
943
00:53:24,850 --> 00:53:26,851
or one of the first
things at least--
944
00:53:26,852 --> 00:53:30,154
is when is their birthday.
And that helps me see
945
00:53:30,155 --> 00:53:31,723
if this person is going
to put me in danger,
946
00:53:31,724 --> 00:53:34,526
if they're gonna be
a risky business decision.
947
00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:37,729
INTERVIEWER:
So you vet them out by seeing
948
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:40,198
if they have their personal
details on the top of their head?
949
00:53:40,199 --> 00:53:42,434
That's right.
950
00:53:42,435 --> 00:53:44,569
The guy you met--
you mentioned him before--
951
00:53:44,570 --> 00:53:46,904
the guy you met
before your boyfriend
952
00:53:46,905 --> 00:53:48,540
that you were kind of
interested in,
953
00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:50,542
he was interested in you.
954
00:53:50,543 --> 00:53:52,944
How did you handle
that situation?
955
00:53:58,217 --> 00:54:00,284
Let's just say
I handled it.
956
00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:03,421
- Yeah, but--
- Or I am handling it.
957
00:54:03,422 --> 00:54:05,457
You are handling it?
It's still going on?
958
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,225
What's next?
959
00:54:09,695 --> 00:54:11,696
Where have you been?
960
00:54:11,697 --> 00:54:14,065
- I've been out.
- Out where?
961
00:54:14,066 --> 00:54:16,133
I've been calling--
I haven't heard from you in hours.
962
00:54:16,134 --> 00:54:18,102
I just had my phone
turned off.
963
00:54:19,472 --> 00:54:22,540
I've been freaking out,
calling you incessantly.
964
00:54:22,541 --> 00:54:25,042
Get that for me.
965
00:54:28,614 --> 00:54:30,749
It broke.
966
00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:33,385
Where have you been?
967
00:54:33,386 --> 00:54:36,320
I told you.
I was out.
968
00:54:38,424 --> 00:54:40,258
It's freezing
out there.
969
00:54:40,259 --> 00:54:42,427
Doing what?
970
00:54:42,428 --> 00:54:44,996
Seeing somebody.
What do you think?
971
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:48,433
I think that you've been
gone for the entire day
972
00:54:48,434 --> 00:54:50,435
without any contact.
I thought--
973
00:54:50,436 --> 00:54:52,737
I didn't know if you
got attacked or what.
974
00:54:55,441 --> 00:54:57,776
Are you still gonna take
that trip to Vegas?
975
00:54:59,645 --> 00:55:01,646
I have no idea.
No.
976
00:55:01,647 --> 00:55:03,681
I told them, no,
I'm not going to Vegas
977
00:55:03,682 --> 00:55:06,317
'cause you
couldn't come.
978
00:55:06,318 --> 00:55:08,319
I don't know--
979
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,355
( sighs )
What is going on?
980
00:55:11,356 --> 00:55:13,925
- Maybe you should.
- What does that mean?
981
00:55:17,362 --> 00:55:20,799
I met somebody today.
982
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,936
You met somebody?
Okay, what does that mean?
983
00:55:24,937 --> 00:55:27,071
I want to go away
for the weekend.
984
00:55:31,009 --> 00:55:33,778
( stuttering )
I'm sorry, I'm not understanding.
985
00:55:33,779 --> 00:55:37,482
You met somebody today--
a client, right?
986
00:55:37,483 --> 00:55:40,485
You know our rule is you
don't go away with clients.
987
00:55:50,395 --> 00:55:54,732
It's just something
I have to do, you know.
988
00:55:54,733 --> 00:55:56,534
No, I don't know.
989
00:55:56,535 --> 00:55:58,837
I don't even know what you're
talking about right now.
990
00:55:58,838 --> 00:56:00,839
Who is this client?
991
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,374
I've actually
never met him,
992
00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:06,478
but there was
something there.
993
00:56:06,479 --> 00:56:08,646
There was definitely
something there.
994
00:56:08,647 --> 00:56:11,850
Today was the first
day you met him?
995
00:56:11,851 --> 00:56:14,586
I just said that,
didn't I?
996
00:56:16,655 --> 00:56:18,823
This is just hard
for me to suddenly--
997
00:56:18,824 --> 00:56:23,628
you're suddenly going away with
someone you met today.
998
00:56:23,629 --> 00:56:26,430
Does this have something
to do with your books?
999
00:56:28,066 --> 00:56:31,936
Yeah, it does.
1000
00:56:31,937 --> 00:56:34,806
But that's not
the only reason.
1001
00:56:34,807 --> 00:56:41,345
There's just
something about him.
1002
00:56:41,346 --> 00:56:43,314
And there's something
I feel I can't miss--
1003
00:56:43,315 --> 00:56:45,349
I can't
miss out on.
1004
00:56:47,452 --> 00:56:50,321
Okay, let's back up.
1005
00:56:50,322 --> 00:56:52,590
Did I do something?
Is this about me?
1006
00:56:52,591 --> 00:56:55,760
It's just for two days, Chris.
It's for two days.
1007
00:56:55,761 --> 00:56:58,195
- Okay, I get it.
- I don't know what's gonna happen.
1008
00:56:58,196 --> 00:57:00,965
Is this because of me
talking about Vegas?
1009
00:57:00,966 --> 00:57:03,535
Is this something
to get back at me?
1010
00:57:03,536 --> 00:57:06,704
Not at all.
1011
00:57:08,574 --> 00:57:10,842
What's this
guy's name?
1012
00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,777
Don't worry
about his name.
1013
00:57:17,315 --> 00:57:20,151
What does this mean, you're
going away for the weekend?
1014
00:57:20,152 --> 00:57:22,086
I'm just going away
for the weekend.
1015
00:57:22,087 --> 00:57:24,488
That's it or you're
making other plans?
1016
00:57:24,489 --> 00:57:26,558
Look, we've been together
for over a year and a half.
1017
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:29,126
I'm gonna need more than just
a "hi, how are you doing?"
1018
00:57:29,127 --> 00:57:31,563
"I'm fine. I'm going away
for the weekend." All right?
1019
00:57:31,564 --> 00:57:33,965
You don't even know
this guy.
1020
00:57:33,966 --> 00:57:36,434
Chris, you know
what this means to me.
1021
00:57:36,435 --> 00:57:39,503
You know what my books
mean to me.
1022
00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:42,740
Books.
You know, look,
1023
00:57:42,741 --> 00:57:45,710
I was cool with your books 'cause
it made you feel comfortable
1024
00:57:45,711 --> 00:57:47,879
and it made
your work easier,
1025
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,883
but at the end of the day they're
books-- written by some guy
1026
00:57:51,884 --> 00:57:54,218
that probably has never been
in a relationship in his life
1027
00:57:54,219 --> 00:57:57,488
and doesn't know what the
fuck he's talking about, okay?
1028
00:57:57,489 --> 00:57:59,523
- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.
1029
00:57:59,524 --> 00:58:03,027
I knew you felt that way.
Why didn't you just admit it?
1030
00:58:03,028 --> 00:58:06,731
- Why didn't you admit it?
- Because you weren't talking about leaving me
1031
00:58:06,732 --> 00:58:10,034
For a guy that you read
about in a book, okay?
1032
00:58:10,035 --> 00:58:13,170
- I didn't say I was going to leave.
- We're not living in a book.
1033
00:58:13,171 --> 00:58:15,940
- I said we're going away for a weekend.
- You and I are real.
1034
00:58:15,941 --> 00:58:18,409
It's not just a guideline
or a format for my business.
1035
00:58:18,410 --> 00:58:20,812
It's for my
fucking life.
1036
00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:24,348
No, it's--
1037
00:58:24,349 --> 00:58:27,151
We are our lives.
Do you understand that?
1038
00:58:27,152 --> 00:58:31,055
What you do for work--
you met a client today.
1039
00:58:31,056 --> 00:58:33,224
You didn't meet
your soulmate.
1040
00:58:33,225 --> 00:58:36,160
You didn't meet some guy you
read about in a book, okay?
1041
00:58:36,161 --> 00:58:38,162
I don't know that
and you don't know that.
1042
00:58:38,163 --> 00:58:41,232
No, I do know that.
You don't spend one day with a guy
1043
00:58:41,233 --> 00:58:43,567
and destroy
over-a-year relationship.
1044
00:58:43,568 --> 00:58:48,072
I mean,
we live together.
1045
00:58:48,073 --> 00:58:52,076
We're just gonna
throw that all out?
1046
00:58:52,077 --> 00:58:55,513
I didn't say I was
throwing it all out, Chris.
1047
00:58:55,514 --> 00:58:58,916
I said I need to find out.
I need to figure this out for myself.
1048
00:58:58,917 --> 00:59:00,184
Yeah, well, if you go
on this trip,
1049
00:59:00,185 --> 00:59:03,821
you're throwing
it all out, okay?
1050
00:59:03,822 --> 00:59:06,390
- You understand that?
- You're so selfish.
1051
00:59:06,391 --> 00:59:08,926
There is no going
on this trip.
1052
00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:13,031
You're incredibly selfish.
1053
00:59:13,032 --> 00:59:15,499
- What did you say? I'm selfish?
- You're selfish.
1054
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,935
I'm selfish?
I've bent over backwards for you
1055
00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:20,938
- while you go out and fuck guys for money!
- Don't fucking yell at me.
1056
00:59:20,939 --> 00:59:24,608
And I don't do anything.
I sit here like a jerk-off all day.
1057
00:59:24,609 --> 00:59:27,578
Don't fucking
yell at me.
1058
00:59:27,579 --> 00:59:31,315
( ringtone chiming )
1059
00:59:35,453 --> 00:59:38,622
- Hello.
- Hi, it's David.
1060
00:59:38,623 --> 00:59:41,759
- Hi.
- How are you?
1061
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,930
A little cold.
1062
00:59:45,931 --> 00:59:48,399
Listen, Christine,
1063
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,735
I've been thinking
about you nonstop
1064
00:59:50,736 --> 00:59:53,404
since we said goodbye.
1065
00:59:55,407 --> 00:59:58,342
But I can't come.
1066
01:00:02,081 --> 01:00:04,548
What?
1067
01:00:04,549 --> 01:00:08,485
I'm sorry.
I can't come.
1068
01:00:08,486 --> 01:00:12,056
I have to go home.
1069
01:00:12,057 --> 01:00:15,392
I'm already here.
1070
01:00:15,393 --> 01:00:18,129
I'm really sorry.
1071
01:00:19,732 --> 01:00:24,068
The room's taken
care of, but I just--
1072
01:00:24,069 --> 01:00:26,604
I was video-chatting with
my kids this morning
1073
01:00:26,605 --> 01:00:29,073
and the tears just started
pouring out of me.
1074
01:00:29,074 --> 01:00:31,609
And I realized
I have to go home.
1075
01:00:35,915 --> 01:00:38,616
CHELSEA:
That's it?
1076
01:00:41,954 --> 01:00:44,522
I'm sorry.
1077
01:00:44,523 --> 01:00:46,524
GLENN:
"with her smoky eyes,
1078
01:00:46,525 --> 01:00:48,960
dark straight hair,
and perky little body,
1079
01:00:48,961 --> 01:00:50,962
Chelsea would appear
to have the potential
1080
01:00:50,963 --> 01:00:54,265
to satisfy in the goth
or girl-next-door modes.
1081
01:00:54,266 --> 01:00:57,268
Alas, Chelsea seems intent
on marketing herself
1082
01:00:57,269 --> 01:00:59,670
as a sophisticated
escort.
1083
01:00:59,671 --> 01:01:02,340
With her flat affect,
lack of culture
1084
01:01:02,341 --> 01:01:05,276
and utter refusal to engage,
Chelsea couldn't even dazzle
1085
01:01:05,277 --> 01:01:07,745
the likes of
Forrest-fucking-Gump.
1086
01:01:07,746 --> 01:01:10,581
And that's just where
the problems begin.
1087
01:01:10,582 --> 01:01:13,851
Just as her perky little tits seemed
to literally shrink at my touch,
1088
01:01:13,852 --> 01:01:17,055
so too did the connoisseur's
cock fail to launch
1089
01:01:17,056 --> 01:01:19,057
at the clammy touch
of her hand
1090
01:01:19,058 --> 01:01:22,060
and the lukewarm and loose
embrace of her mouth.
1091
01:01:22,061 --> 01:01:25,629
To quote the great sage
Jamie Gillis in 'Misty Beethoven,'
1092
01:01:25,630 --> 01:01:28,433
'this number is
the Nadir of Passion.'
1093
01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:32,603
A splendid time is absolutely
not guaranteed for all."
1094
01:01:34,006 --> 01:01:37,141
# when they leave #
1095
01:01:37,142 --> 01:01:40,678
# oh, yeah #
1096
01:01:40,679 --> 01:01:45,984
# everyone's
a critic... #
1097
01:01:47,052 --> 01:01:50,488
# whoo-oo-oo... #
1098
01:01:52,657 --> 01:01:56,660
# ooh-oo-ooh... #
1099
01:02:00,132 --> 01:02:01,466
# oh, yeah #
1100
01:02:03,768 --> 01:02:06,971
( song continues )
1101
01:02:22,021 --> 01:02:24,455
# oh, yeah #
1102
01:02:30,795 --> 01:02:36,967
# you ask me #
1103
01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:41,906
# to pray
with your beads-- #
1104
01:02:41,907 --> 01:02:44,075
( knocks on door )
1105
01:02:52,051 --> 01:02:54,085
- Hi.
- Hi.
1106
01:02:56,688 --> 01:02:58,556
Should I come out
or you want to come in?
1107
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,602
How are you?
1108
01:03:14,406 --> 01:03:17,241
Good.
1109
01:03:17,242 --> 01:03:21,179
Can I get you
anything?
1110
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:24,482
I'm fine.
1111
01:03:24,483 --> 01:03:28,086
So how's your day
treating you?
1112
01:03:33,725 --> 01:03:36,660
It's been all right.
1113
01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:40,364
Are you sure?
1114
01:03:46,438 --> 01:03:48,739
No.
1115
01:03:52,010 --> 01:03:55,113
Want to talk about it?
1116
01:03:55,114 --> 01:03:57,982
I really shouldn't.
1117
01:04:00,018 --> 01:04:02,052
But it's just been
really bothering me.
1118
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,459
Something happen?
1119
01:04:13,298 --> 01:04:16,033
There's this guy
who runs a message board
1120
01:04:16,034 --> 01:04:19,403
and he's really nobody.
1121
01:04:21,206 --> 01:04:23,874
And...
1122
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:26,777
he wanted to meet me
1123
01:04:26,778 --> 01:04:28,746
and have sex for the exchange
1124
01:04:28,747 --> 01:04:34,885
that in return he'll write
a good review about me,
1125
01:04:34,886 --> 01:04:37,087
tell people that I gave him
1126
01:04:37,088 --> 01:04:40,124
the time of his life,
1127
01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:43,327
which I already know
I do, but--
1128
01:04:43,328 --> 01:04:45,329
( laughs )
1129
01:04:45,330 --> 01:04:48,633
I shouldn't talk about this.
I'm sorry.
1130
01:04:50,969 --> 01:04:53,804
You can if you want.
1131
01:05:01,313 --> 01:05:04,982
He took a Q-tip
1132
01:05:04,983 --> 01:05:07,585
and he asked me
to put it on my vagina.
1133
01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:14,091
This guy probably didn't
shower for three days.
1134
01:05:22,901 --> 01:05:24,835
I'm sorry,
I'm really hot.
1135
01:05:27,606 --> 01:05:29,740
This guy was
just disgusting
1136
01:05:29,741 --> 01:05:33,578
in every sense
of the word.
1137
01:05:33,579 --> 01:05:35,246
I'm sorry,
I feel really stupid.
1138
01:05:35,247 --> 01:05:37,715
I shouldn't be
talking about this.
1139
01:05:39,618 --> 01:05:42,353
It's okay.
1140
01:05:42,354 --> 01:05:46,524
Look, you seem like
you need some air.
1141
01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:48,693
Do you want
to go downstairs?
1142
01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:51,462
You want to take a walk, get
a cup of coffee or something?
1143
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:54,732
( distant siren wails )
1144
01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:59,970
Yeah.
I'd like that.
1145
01:07:24,423 --> 01:07:26,657
( silent )
1146
01:08:10,402 --> 01:08:13,170
Could you put us somewhere a little
further away from everybody else?
1147
01:08:13,171 --> 01:08:14,372
I have something
right over here.
1148
01:08:17,642 --> 01:08:20,244
That's better.
Thank you so much.
1149
01:08:23,582 --> 01:08:27,084
When somebody-- we agreed
to do this, right?
1150
01:08:27,085 --> 01:08:29,987
We agreed to meet here and
have this kind of situation,
1151
01:08:29,988 --> 01:08:31,789
which is a transactional
situation like the one
1152
01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:34,258
you deal with all the time
in your business, right?
1153
01:08:34,259 --> 01:08:37,895
Now we're up to this part
where I'm asking you something
1154
01:08:37,896 --> 01:08:40,531
that would actually be
interesting to me,
1155
01:08:40,532 --> 01:08:42,466
and I feel you're
holding out on me.
1156
01:08:42,467 --> 01:08:47,170
I mean, the thing is that
the inner you is really--
1157
01:08:47,171 --> 01:08:49,373
I mean, there's--
1158
01:08:49,374 --> 01:08:52,777
in this business it's all
about appearance, right?
1159
01:08:52,778 --> 01:08:56,547
If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd
be paying to bang you, right?
1160
01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,016
To put it grossly,
right?
1161
01:08:59,017 --> 01:09:03,353
So the thing is that
if you weren't beautiful,
1162
01:09:03,354 --> 01:09:05,723
you wouldn't be
in this business.
1163
01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:08,325
Is that right?
1164
01:09:08,326 --> 01:09:10,795
Do we agree on that?
1165
01:09:10,796 --> 01:09:15,966
So suppose
I like your looks,
1166
01:09:15,967 --> 01:09:18,168
but I'm really much more
interested in the real you
1167
01:09:18,169 --> 01:09:21,872
because I get a sense from
looking at your picture--
1168
01:09:21,873 --> 01:09:24,408
I'm not talking about myself,
but say somebody else--
1169
01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:26,410
I got a feeling
looking at your picture
1170
01:09:26,411 --> 01:09:28,979
and also looking
into your eyes right now
1171
01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:31,014
and the way you're doing
that with your hair
1172
01:09:31,015 --> 01:09:33,651
and the way you're wearing
your little outfit there
1173
01:09:33,652 --> 01:09:36,386
and all that kind of stuff--
and I like your earrings--
1174
01:09:36,387 --> 01:09:39,389
and here's somebody I'd like
to get to know a little better.
1175
01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:42,426
So is that iron door
always gonna be closed?
1176
01:09:45,363 --> 01:09:47,431
For most people, yes.
1177
01:09:47,432 --> 01:09:49,667
Most?
1178
01:09:49,668 --> 01:09:51,836
It's possible that
there might be a crack
1179
01:09:51,837 --> 01:09:54,071
in that little door
you could walk through?
1180
01:09:54,072 --> 01:09:57,808
This kind of thing that you
could possibly get through?
1181
01:09:57,809 --> 01:10:01,111
I assume the armor in your
situation must be very thick,
1182
01:10:01,112 --> 01:10:03,347
just because
it has to be, right?
1183
01:10:03,348 --> 01:10:06,617
So what kind of guy
would it have to be?
1184
01:12:31,429 --> 01:12:33,430
( knocks )
1185
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,201
( beeps )
1186
01:12:39,337 --> 01:12:41,705
- Hi, Naim.
- Hey, Chelsea.
1187
01:12:41,706 --> 01:12:43,741
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?
1188
01:12:43,742 --> 01:12:45,743
Good, thank you.
1189
01:12:45,744 --> 01:12:49,046
- You look lovely.
- Thanks.
1190
01:12:49,047 --> 01:12:53,450
But it's very important that you
vote for McCain-- very important.
1191
01:12:53,451 --> 01:12:55,953
I know. We've had
this discussion.
1192
01:12:55,954 --> 01:13:00,090
The state of Israel
must continue.
1193
01:13:00,091 --> 01:13:02,693
He's the man.
1194
01:13:02,694 --> 01:13:05,362
Everybody's buying gold
'cause they think
1195
01:13:05,363 --> 01:13:10,067
it's a good hedge
against the stock market.
1196
01:13:10,068 --> 01:13:12,536
A friend of mine
told me that today,
1197
01:13:12,537 --> 01:13:15,673
actually said I should
invest my money in gold.
1198
01:13:17,742 --> 01:13:20,343
People think that
you should buy diamonds,
1199
01:13:20,344 --> 01:13:24,882
but diamonds don't really
have a resale value.
1200
01:13:24,883 --> 01:13:28,251
Unfortunately,
it's a myth.
1201
01:13:28,252 --> 01:13:30,688
Gold is
the way to go.
1202
01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:35,192
( sighs )
1203
01:13:49,874 --> 01:13:52,076
Here.
1204
01:13:53,912 --> 01:13:56,446
( shuddering )
1205
01:14:06,390 --> 01:14:09,292
( gasps )
1206
01:14:17,869 --> 01:14:20,403
( sniffles )
1207
01:14:29,313 --> 01:14:32,382
( moans )
1208
01:15:32,383 --> 01:15:33,383
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