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Hi, Jim Carr again. 13 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:01,893 Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. 14 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:04,930 Could you tell them, what is icing? 15 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:09,196 [French Accent] Icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, 16 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,102 before the other guys, nobody there. 17 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:16,404 My arm go comes up, then the game stop, then start up. 18 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,944 I see. What is high-sticking? 19 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:23,244 High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, and he go like that. 20 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,284 You don't do that. You don't do that? 21 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,319 Oh, no, never, never. Why not? 22 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,379 Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. 23 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,051 Just some English pig with no brains, you know. 24 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:36,289 Uh, what is slashing? Slashing is... 25 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:39,092 like that, you know. [Groans] Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,032 And... there's a penalty for that? 27 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:46,596 Yeah. And for trip also, you know, like that. 28 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:50,871 And for hook like this. And for spear like that. [Groans] 29 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:56,041 All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. 30 00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:01,816 Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. Mm-hmm. 31 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:04,288 And then you get free. 32 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:08,054 The Chiefs are at home tonight against Hyannisport at the War Memorial at 8:00. 33 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,562 Good seats are still available. 34 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,031 [Announcer] A look at sports. I think that went well. 35 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,432 [P.A. Announcer] At defense for the Chiefs, 36 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:20,667 number 5, Billy Charlebois! 37 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:25,734 At center for the Chiefs, number 7, player-coach Reggie Dunlop! 38 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,336 Dunlop, you stink! 39 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:32,578 At left wing, number 10, Ned Braden! 40 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,882 I hate you, Braden! 41 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,913 Playing right wing, number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin! 42 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,516 Frog pussy! 43 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:44,757 Ladies and gentlemen, our national anthem. 44 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,927 // ["The Star Spangled Banner"] 45 00:02:49,269 --> 00:03:01,079 [Skipped item nr. 45] 46 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,428 [Applause, Cheering] 47 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:28,406 [Reggie] Go get 'em, kid. Hey, Denis! 48 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,747 How's it goin', Nick? I'm drunk. 49 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:43,255 Nah! I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got shitfaced on the bus. 50 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:48,056 Louise left me, and that son of a bitch keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. 51 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,391 Geez, I'm really sorry. 52 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:54,058 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. 53 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,680 [Denis] Take it down to the other end, Ned. 54 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,989 [Shouting] [Buzzer Buzzes] 55 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,695 I thought I'd get Jerry one of those "Great Ideas of the World" sets. 56 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:36,738 You can look up the ideas alphabetically: Arts, mechanics, philosophy. 57 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:41,473 Yeah. Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much. 58 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,685 He's screening me! Move him out! 59 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,551 [Buzzer Buzzes] 60 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,988 We got Charlestown trailing three to nothing... 61 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:55,221 with 10:48 left in the first period. 62 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,526 Oops! Correction, folks, that's two to nothing. 63 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,294 We don't want to make it any tougher for the Chiefs than it already is. 64 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,671 [Shouting In French] 65 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:16,548 [Buzzer Buzzes] 66 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,687 That's what you're paid for, Braden! Try winning a game for a change. 67 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:25,190 Nice going, kid. 68 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,995 [Announcer] Number 10, Braden, with his eighteenth goal of the year. 69 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,125 Assisted by number 7, Dunlop, and number 14, Drouin. 70 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:39,262 Ned Braden is now the leading scorer in the Federal League. 71 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,466 Tie it up out there, guys! 72 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:46,706 Come on, defense. Get the puck outta here! 73 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,184 [Denis] Hit him, Billy, hit him! 74 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,412 [Buzzer Buzzes] 75 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,321 [French] 76 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:03,192 With us in the press box is injured Chiefs' defenseman Dave Carlson. 77 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:06,561 Dave, is it tough sitting up here watching your team lose like this? 78 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:10,295 Definitely, Jim. You injured your knee in the Peterboro game. 79 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,998 No. No? I thought you had. 80 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:17,873 No, I have a cold. The runny nose, sore throat, all that. 81 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:21,903 I went out in that storm last week to start my car. I didn't have my jacket on. 82 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,108 It may have settled in my kidneys. 83 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,014 We got action here. 84 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,714 Hit 'im with your purse, ya pussy! 85 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,248 Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered! 86 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:38,525 He told me so! If anybody boards him, he's gonna piss over himself. 87 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,225 Piss over himself. 88 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:43,962 Faire "pipi," eh? No, no, I okay. 89 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:49,303 Clear the puck, Billy! Get this guy outta my crease! 90 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:03,318 [Ringing] 91 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,950 Joe McGrath. Oh, yes, miss! 92 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,229 Get off the ice, Nick. You're gonna kill yourself. 93 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:33,682 They're on the ice right now giving their all. They will be ready. 94 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:37,989 [Woman] Ensemble number 32, entitled "Omar Sharif"... 95 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:41,117 and modeled by Chiefs' defenseman Billy Charlebois... 96 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:46,598 who hails from, if I can read the card, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. 97 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:50,898 Notice the padded shoulders, giving the '40s look. You look nice, real spiffy. 98 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,497 Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life... 99 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,202 is a season ticket to the Chiefs games. 100 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:01,110 I look like some cocksucking faggot! You seen Reg or Braden? 101 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,171 Joe, enough's enough. 102 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:07,447 Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. 103 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,489 Have you seen Dunlop or Braden? I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe. 104 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:14,322 I'm gonna walk down that aisle, open this bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em. 105 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:17,089 You will not. Yes, I am, Joe. You know why? 106 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,724 Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. 107 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,530 You and your fuckin' fashion show! It's good publicity. 108 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:27,004 You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past. 109 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,236 I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. You better be prepared... 110 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:33,767 because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience, with the exception of my wife, 111 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,747 is gonna be runnin' for the exits. 112 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:42,220 [Woman] Ensemble number 8 as we watch Chiefs'defenseman Johnny Upton. 113 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:46,315 Joe McGrath here. Just checking on Dunlop... [Women Screaming] 114 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,463 [Screaming Continues] 115 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,700 We have two generations of pro hockey with us... 116 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,930 for you folks to call in and question. 117 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,270 Player-coach Reggie Dunlop and right wing Ned Braden. 118 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:06,641 Reggie, you represent the old guard, one of the iron men of the Federal League. 119 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:10,614 You've been playing pro hockey for how many years? Quite a few, Jim. 120 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,244 Is that right? And on the other side of the scale, Ned Braden... 121 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,255 who's a college graduate, and an American citizen! 122 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,450 You went to Princeton and were All-Eastern. 123 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:22,722 - That's what it said in the yearbook, Jim. - Uh-huh. Okay. 124 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:25,229 Our lines are open. Anything you folks wanna know... 125 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:29,758 about the fascinating world of pro hockey, here we go! 126 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,860 Hi, there. Jim Carr. What's your question? 127 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,931 [Woman] Dunlop, you old fart, why don't you get outta the game and let... 128 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,171 We... We're gonna spin some music while we're waiting for our next caller. 129 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,510 [Braden] Jim, I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games... 130 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,880 to see a great veteran like Reggie Dunlop skate. 131 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,751 While we're waiting for our next caller, we'd like to remind you calling in... 132 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,881 to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste. 133 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:58,353 What kind of broad is it who calls up and says something like that? 134 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,594 They're supposed to be our fans. Just 'cause we're losin'... Who cares? It's over. 135 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,899 Idiot McGrath and his shitty P.R. Schemes. I hate that cheap bastard. 136 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:11,035 What are these poor fuckers gonna do when they close the mill? 137 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,135 They ain't closin' the mill! 138 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,045 They're just jackin' the guys around so they'll feel happy they got jobs. 139 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,242 It's the old tactic, the mind-fuck. 140 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:22,686 Announced it this morning. April 1, they shut it tight. 141 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,513 Yeah? Yeah! 142 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,616 That's a big surprise. 143 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:31,151 Ten thousand mill workers have been placed on waivers. 144 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:34,688 What the hell are they gonna do with them? I don't know. 145 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,133 [Braden] Every sucker for himself. [Horn Honks] 146 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,095 Hey, who's she? 147 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,141 Um, slipped my mind. 148 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:48,044 Oh, yeah? Maybe your wife'll remember her. 149 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,645 [Braden] You're the best girl in the whole world. Yes, you are. 150 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,384 Ruby! How's my Ruby? How's my girl, huh? 151 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,859 You're a sweetheart. I missed you. You're a sweetheart. 152 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,793 Are you my girl? 153 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:08,356 - Beginning to like it here, huh? - No, I hate it here! 154 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:13,735 - I'm crackin' up. You know what I mean? - You don't look bad. 155 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:18,004 - I can't figure it out. I'm slippin' fast. - I think you look fine. 156 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,739 [Braden] Slow down. You're making him nervous. 157 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,714 Jerry, I'd like to cancel the order. And there's another matter... 158 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,015 [Reggie] Joe? That's come up and is kinda important... 159 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:32,046 Would you hold it a minute? Joe, what happens to us when the mill closes? 160 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:36,151 Don't worry about it. The new boys are coming in on the 4:15 bus. 161 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:40,892 I wanna know what happens... Who are these guys? I never even heard of'em. 162 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:45,403 Son, just pick 'em up and take 'em over to the hotel. I've done enough shit work. 163 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,871 The fuckin' fans are calling in with dirty talk. 164 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,205 Nothing in my contract says I gotta... Do you see this quarter? 165 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:56,010 It used to be a nickel. Now, the golden years are behind you. 166 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,313 One season, maybe two, you'll be hangin' up the blades and retirin' the ax. 167 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,876 Aw, fuck it. Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath... 168 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,685 who trained you for the front office. 169 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:09,660 I'm sorry, Jerry. Like I say, I'd like to cancel the order. 170 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,721 In fact, I've got some equipment I'd like to sell. 171 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:16,564 Skate sharpener, massage table, jacuzzi, our bus. 172 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,936 [P.A. Announcer] Transways Express Flyer, number 83... 173 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,208 for Pittsburgh, Cleveland... 174 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,740 [Loud Banging] 175 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,156 [Banging Continues] 176 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:42,485 Hey! Hey! 177 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:46,964 Hey! You guys the Hansons? 178 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,466 Fuckin' machine took my quarter. Who are you? 179 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,702 Reggie Dunlop, the coach. Grab your friggin' gear and let's get goin'. 180 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,733 Okay. C'mon, Steve. Let's go. Took my quarter! 181 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:02,440 You think they show Speed Racer here? 182 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,508 Hey, guys! Hey! Wait up. Hold up. 183 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,746 Look what I got! 184 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,386 You guys triplets or something? 185 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,621 No, I'm in the middle. Steve's 20,Jeff's 18. 186 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,595 Where are you from? [Jeff] Iron League. 187 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,155 The Iron League, huh? Lotta fights? Nah. 188 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,292 Hey, I want a soda! 189 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:27,203 We paid for you here for a week, then you gotta find a room of your own. 190 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:31,801 Okay, coach. Gimme a grape or an orange. None of that root beer! 191 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,908 We go on the road tomorrow morn... 192 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,850 We're on the road in the morning. [Jack] I don't want any. 193 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,014 The bus leaves the War Memorial at 8:00 A.M. 194 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,614 [Brothers Arguing] 195 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,557 Jesus Christ. 196 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,600 You cheap son of a bitch! Are you crazy? Those guys are retards! 197 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,732 I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise. 198 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:06,403 They brought their fuckin' toys with them! 199 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,538 I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. 200 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,845 They're too dumb to play with themselves! 201 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:16,251 Every piece of garbage that comes on the market, you gotta buy it! 202 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:20,759 Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948, 203 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,159 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbater. 204 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,528 Couldn't control himself. 205 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,067 He would get deliberate penalties... 206 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,194 so he could get into the penalty box all by himself, 207 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,536 and damned if he wouldn't, you know. 208 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,098 Oh, Joe, Jesus. 209 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,236 What was his name? 210 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:44,681 [Music, Chatter] 211 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:49,813 Move back. There you go. Number three. 212 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,915 / No one can take your place / 213 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:57,429 / If you get hurt / / If you get hurt / 214 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,727 "...To see the three Chiefs make a scoring rush... 215 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:04,030 "the bright colors of their jerseys... 216 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,335 flashing against the milky ice... was to see a work of art in motion." 217 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,375 That's good writing, Dickie. 218 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,808 I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing. Oh, you did. 219 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,572 Want a beer to go along with that? 220 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,880 It's ridiculous for us to be here. 221 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,318 We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs. 222 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,551 I'm doin' what I like. It's makin' you crazy too. 223 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,922 You're turning into a zombie. You told me so. 224 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,018 I don't wanna have a fight again. 225 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:35,294 "Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux continuing his brilliant first season with the Chiefs..." 226 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:39,633 [Both Speaking French] 227 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,299 [French] 228 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,968 My father'd give you a job. Your father'd give you a job. 229 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,172 I'm all for that. Always good to have choices. 230 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,013 I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump! 231 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,348 You take the van. I'll keep the dog. 232 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,894 Hey, Lily! Come on... What's the matter with her? 233 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,660 - You're bullshit! You're really bullshit! - You're drunk! 234 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:16,538 - You're right, he's bullshit. - Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in here. 235 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:20,601 Why should she give a shit what other people think of her? She's just scrappin'! 236 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,408 My heart goes out to her. 237 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,382 You guys gotta stop losing. Get the power play together. 238 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,851 We're working on it. 239 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,585 Is he nice to her? 240 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:38,119 Yes. He love her! He tell me, "I love her!" 241 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,893 God, maybe Braden's a faggot. Ever think of that? 242 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:45,027 You crazy! He has a big cock like a horse! 243 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,910 You think that lady in the red dress will go home with me? 244 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:04,149 No, she's not your type. How much? 245 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,681 Five dollars she don't even look at your face. 246 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:13,763 / Aha, ha, aha / 247 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,459 / You've got a cute way of talkin'/ 248 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,133 / You've got the better of me / 249 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,300 / Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'/ 250 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,643 Francine, you look terrific. You're right. 251 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,845 You've been had. That's his wife. 252 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,855 [Reggie] So, how's your money holdin'out? 253 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,759 [Francine] There's a beer in the fridge if you want one. 254 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,320 Is that a new dress? Sort of. 255 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,390 Looks good. Kinda tight. 256 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,369 I think I'm gaining a little weight. 257 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,806 I don't know. Maybe it's better tight. Maybe. 258 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:03,177 Is that the first time you wore that dress? 259 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,614 Been going out? Getting around? 260 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,554 Been seeing somebody in that dress? 261 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,490 Making out? 262 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,763 That's none of your business anymore. 263 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,358 Jesus Christ, Francine. I think about you all the time. 264 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,732 Nothing is ever over. 265 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:28,239 If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I'd see more of you. 266 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,708 I was gonna come down the other night and ask if you wanted to go to the Aces. 267 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,508 But, I don't know, something came up. 268 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,549 What? 269 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,607 You need dough? 270 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:43,382 Save your money, Reggie. You're gonna need it. Who me? 271 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,619 The minute they close the mill, the Chiefs are gonna fold. Aw, that's bullshit. 272 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,185 These people are gonna be broke. They're not gonna be goin' to hockey games. 273 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,255 And you're not getting any younger. I've got nothing to worry about. 274 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,961 I coach. I got experience. You're no good at it. 275 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,765 Every player on that team thinks I'm the greatest. 276 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:06,303 What? You're a losing coach. You can't make 'em win. 277 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,869 Ah, geez. 278 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,745 I was thinking about you the other day. 279 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,810 I was trying to imagine you when you were through with hockey, and I couldn't. 280 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:20,120 There was nobody there. What are you gonna do? 281 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,592 I'm gonna come back to you! 282 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,653 Too little too late. 283 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,005 [Horn Honking] Hey, Charlie! 284 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,669 [Lily] Ned? Ned! 285 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,343 I underlined the fuck scenes for ya. 286 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:48,147 Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia. 287 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:02,596 Go on back to the van because you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia! 288 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,776 Go get her, Billy. 289 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,074 [Speaking French] 290 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,684 Back in the ol' iron lung. 291 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:23,517 She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? 292 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,252 She underlines the fuck scenes, she must worship the ground you walk on. 293 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:32,229 They teach you how to underline in college. Not the fuck scenes, they don't. 294 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:37,098 Braden, you gotta learn to put out more. You know what I mean? 295 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:41,663 // [Radio] 296 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:48,178 Holy Mother of God! Ned, are you seeing what I'm seeing? 297 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,647 Hey, Billy. 298 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:54,083 [Laughing, Chatting] 299 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,485 Jesus, it's finally happened. 300 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,458 [Steve] Hi, guys. How ya doin'? 301 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:06,463 - They're horrible lookin'! - Don't look at me. It's McGrath's doin', not mine. 302 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,624 What'd the old man trade? A used puck bag? 303 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,827 I think it's a fuckin' disgrace. 304 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:14,338 Watch Braden. He's gonna do something. 305 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,136 Hi. Are you guys brothers? 306 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:21,009 [Laughing] Are you guys brothers? What a life! 307 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:26,016 Bets on the trip. Walter's entrusted me with our E.T.A. To Lancaster. $5 limit. 308 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,951 [Braden] I'm ready to take estimates from the membership. 309 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,455 Walter's the leading contender... Hey, Reg. 310 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,515 For the outdoor record Charlestown to Lancaster. 311 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,721 All aboard, son. Let's go, Walt. 312 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:43,200 Where are the new boys? Oh, son. There are your brothers. 313 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:47,869 Why is the fuckin' old man making this trip? I don't know. 314 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:51,670 [Chatter Continues] 315 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:59,243 [McGrath] We're expecting great things from you boys. 316 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,980 [Braden] Walt, you didn't tell me you were holding out on your old bookmaker. 317 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,021 I'm gonna have to give 'em odds! 318 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:07,115 / Ooh, and it's all right And it's comin'on/ 319 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:10,855 / We gotta get right back To where we started from / 320 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,829 / Love is good, love is strong / 321 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,425 On the stick. Let's go, Denis. Two dollars. 322 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,731 Two bucks. I'll call. 323 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,738 Fold. 324 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,138 Let's see it. Two and sixes. 325 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,475 That's nice! [Ahern] I'm out. 326 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,515 Kings over! 327 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:34,416 - Fuck! I lose my blouse. - Shirt. Shirt. 328 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:39,685 Shit. If you sign your contract over to me, I'll prorate your losses. 329 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,851 Jesus Christ, Braden! You would, wouldn't you? 330 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,054 My ambition is to win all your contracts. 331 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:47,223 Become the owner of this fuckin' club, run it my way. I'd make a fortune. 332 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:51,861 Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon. Radiothons twice a week. 333 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,167 Recycled jock straps. 334 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,605 Who owns the club anyway? I don't know. 335 00:22:56,675 --> 00:23:00,702 You don't know? What do you mean? A corporation owns it. 336 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,043 Who cares? You get your check. 337 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,175 That's the spirit, Reg. Hey, pot's light. 338 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:10,620 [Braden] Who's in? [Upton] Not for long. What's the game? 339 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,850 [Braden] Same game. Jacks or better. 340 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:17,384 [Upton] With nothing wild, right? 341 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:21,592 // [Continues] 342 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,500 [TV Host]... for two to gorgeous Honolulu! 343 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,564 - Oh, my God! - You'll be staying at the all-new... 344 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,736 [TV Continues Indistinct] [Chattering] 345 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,373 [Upton] Hey, Drouin, change the channel! 346 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:39,144 "Changez la canal." 347 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:42,653 Jean-Guy, leave it. [Speaking French] 348 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,657 Shittiest rink in the fuckin' league! Ice is a goddamn disgrace. 349 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,694 You oughta put some fuckin' Downy in these jerseys. 350 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,730 Hey, guys. Wow, we're in trouble. 351 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,631 What? Oh, shit, he's here! 352 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,565 Who? Ogilthorpe. 353 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,501 Oggie Ogilthorpe? 354 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:01,971 - "Ogiltorp"? - Ogilthorpe. 355 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:06,238 They oughta throw this fuckin' guy in San Quentin. He is a criminal element. 356 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,678 The worst goon in hockey today. A real cement head. 357 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,012 Big Afro. Twenty-one, twenty-two. Watch out for him. 358 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:15,610 He's not playing. He's suspended. 359 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:20,886 That's Oggie! All right, guys! Whoo! 360 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:25,089 Big crowd out there. Let's really try to win this one, hey, boys? 361 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,832 Gotta hand it to the old bastard. He's highly original. 362 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:32,597 That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that? 363 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,266 [Player] That felt good. 364 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,082 What are you guys doin'? 365 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,120 Putting on the foil! Every game. You want some? 366 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,386 No. 367 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,895 Jesus fuckin' Christ. They don't leave the bench. 368 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:04,367 Charlie, ska... 369 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:12,140 [McGrath] Come on now. The Chiefs are a terrific organization! 370 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,145 But the mill is closing, and next year... 371 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:18,239 I'd be interested in a good front-officejob. 372 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:23,015 Al, that's why I made the trip! I wanted to talk to you fellas face-to-face. 373 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:27,024 Excuse me just a minute. 374 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:32,587 Push that pelvis way up there. 375 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:35,963 Way, way up there. 376 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:40,263 [Reggie] Let's pay it smart out there tonight. 377 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,033 I wanna see a lot of work from you guys. 378 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,905 Use your heads on the ice out there, will ya? 379 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,809 Christ, we all know how to play hockey. Just play it smart. 380 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,541 Get out there and stick 'em! Fuck 'em. Christ, pop 'em! 381 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:53,277 Let's get our share! Let's go! Come on! 382 00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,546 Let's go now! 383 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,555 We need this win. We got a lot of losses... Yeah, we got a lot of'em! 384 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:01,285 [Hansons Shouting] 385 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,453 Go to the top! That's what we're here for. To win! 386 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:08,295 Play heads-up out there. Let's be smart. 387 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:12,894 Man for man, we're better than any fuckin' club if we just put our minds to it. 388 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,495 [Shouting] 389 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,236 Come on, Braden. Our line starts. 390 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,544 Come on! Let's go! 391 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:24,878 It's fucking embarrassing. 392 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:28,016 [Cheering] 393 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,223 [Buzzer Buzzes] 394 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,263 // [Organ] 395 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:51,266 [Skipped item nr. 395] 396 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,210 Come on, guys! We can get it back! What for? We're history. 397 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,440 What are you talkin' about? What does that mean? 398 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:59,574 McGrath's in there trying to get himself another job. Fucking team's folding. 399 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:03,178 I knew there was a reason he made the trip. Nobody told me anything. 400 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:07,554 The fucker was holding onto the news until he could scrounge another job. 401 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,094 Jesus Christ. Cover his wrinkled old ass. 402 00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:12,959 Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come. 403 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,898 The team, fini, kaput. Fini? 404 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:19,368 [P.A. Announcer] Gears'goal scored by number 5. 405 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,642 Time of goal 8:04. 406 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,907 This is the last season. It'll be announced tomorrow. 407 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:43,122 [Buzzer Buzzes] // [Organ] 408 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:48,893 I'm too old to be traded again. A one in a million chance. 409 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:53,267 I'm gonna be calling my brother-in-law in the fuckin' Chrysler plant. 410 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:59,106 Operator? Operator? Ah, Bernard, they close it. 411 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,613 Yeah. I want to echanger. 412 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:06,310 Bernard, call Detroit. Tell them bullshit! 413 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:10,252 Yeah. Yeah, something. No, wait a minute. 414 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:13,256 Ned, what's echanger in English? Trade me right fucking now. 415 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,792 Trade me right fucking now! 416 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,828 And hang up. 417 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:19,625 [Ringing] 418 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,792 Hello? 419 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,767 Wait a minute. Reg? 420 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,895 Yeah? 421 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,870 Yeah? Hey! 422 00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:37,403 If I had to do it again, I would've gotten an education. Aah. 423 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:42,181 You know what I mean? Look at Ned. He doesn't have to depend on hockey. 424 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,586 What are you doing here? 425 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:50,117 [TVContinues Indistinct] Oh. Where's Hanrahan? 426 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:54,325 I know a good bar here. The Palm Isle. 427 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,334 Fucked the barmaid last trip. 428 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,393 I mean, 429 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:02,634 I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even saying hello, 430 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:07,041 and just rubs against me... Come on, Mo. Jesus. What? 431 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:11,549 She had her jugs up against my suit. 432 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:14,915 Nipples as hard as little rocks. Right, Morris. 433 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,886 Yeah. What's the address? 434 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:20,686 [Morris] Any of you guys know the Palm Isle in this town? 435 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,886 Yeah, don't move. 436 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:25,361 [TVHost] Before Larry has his one chance at ourjackpot bowl, 437 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,423 is there anyone you'd like to say hello to back home? 438 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,595 Ten bucks he says "all the guys at work." Wife and kids! 439 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,729 [Host] Look into the camera and say hello to anybody. 440 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:38,708 I'd like to say hi to all the guys at work if I can. 441 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,074 Ha! 442 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,940 [Hansons Chatting] 443 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,951 [Jack] Put my fucking car back on the track! 444 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:55,584 One more lap! Hi, coach. Hi. 445 00:29:55,660 --> 00:30:00,393 [Indistinct Chatter] 446 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:05,061 - Two nothing. Two nothing. - Brought your cars with you, huh? 447 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,105 We're on the road. All set to go. Tell us when. 448 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:11,870 Oh, I'm shuffling lines around. 449 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,810 I'll let you know when I get it straightened out. 450 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:18,906 Okay, coach. See you later, coach. Five nothing. 451 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,747 [Jack] The thing's not workin'! 452 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,017 I quit. I don't wanna play no more. 453 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:28,081 You broke the darn car. How am I supposed to play? 454 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:34,691 [Reggie] Ohh. 455 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:39,430 You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan. 456 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,996 Oh, Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you? 457 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,672 I've been sleeping with women. 458 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:55,016 Are you shocked? 459 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,577 No. 460 00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:01,147 Did you ever want to sleep with a man? No. 461 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,592 Never? 462 00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:05,652 No! 463 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:12,065 I don't blame you though. I mean, women's bodies are beautiful. 464 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,661 But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. 465 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,832 In the locker rooms, cocks all over the place. 466 00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:20,275 Do you wanna know how it happened? No. That's okay. 467 00:31:20,345 --> 00:31:24,213 No, that's all right, 'cause I have to tell it in court anyway. 468 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:27,740 Every time Hanrahan went out on the road, 469 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:31,983 I would go over to this wife's house and we would get drunk. 470 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:37,824 We would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys. 471 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,421 Every week... blah, blah, blah. 472 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:45,697 Then, one night we were talking about how we hated the life, 473 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:50,070 and how we had never done much of anything ourselves. 474 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,871 I don't know why, really. 475 00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:57,574 We were like kids. We started playin' with one another. 476 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,447 We were drunk as usual. 477 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:04,614 And the next week we did it sober, 478 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:07,556 and it was terrific! 479 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:17,067 At the end of the day, I think about women, about women's bodies. 480 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:20,195 Maybe all that will change. Maybe I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies. 481 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,603 Things being what they are, who knows? 482 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:26,735 When Hanrahan found out about it, he went crazy! 483 00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:30,975 He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer. 484 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:34,109 And he started slapping me around. I ended up in the hospital. 485 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:38,554 Jesus! Yeah. I'm on the lam. I'm hiding out. 486 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,648 We play him next week, you know. 487 00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:45,958 Oh, God. I got so sick of those games. They seem so childish. 488 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,097 The Chiefs are folding. 489 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:54,400 The mill's closin' and the economy and stuff. 490 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:58,636 I just found out about it. I don't know what I'm gonna do. 491 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:03,113 Christ, a handsome man like you, Reggie? 492 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:05,877 It ain't easy. 493 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:10,080 I don't see myself in one of those bullshit 9:00 to 5:00 jobs. 494 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:14,215 You could get traded. Suzanne, I ain't a rookie anymore. 495 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:18,160 So far as the coaching goes, the Chiefs are... 496 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:23,758 Hey, use your imagination. That's what I've been doing. 497 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,303 Look at me! 498 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,465 Here I am a no-good, runaway hockey wife. 499 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,804 A dyke? 500 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:35,910 [Laughing] Yes. 501 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,555 [Roaring] 502 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:49,821 [Girl] Turn it off! I hate it! 503 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:53,830 I hate it. Turn it off! Don't touch that television set! 504 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,332 I'm sorry about the Chiefs, Reg. 505 00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,494 I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday. 506 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:01,663 "Chiefs fold. A sad commentary." Somewhat along those lines. 507 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,263 - Dickie? - Huh? 508 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:07,368 Something's afloat. On the Q.T., I think they're gonna sell us. 509 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,539 It's hush-hush and I can't name names, but let's say... 510 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:13,482 that there's a senior citizens' community... 511 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,815 in the market for a hockey team. 512 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,855 The Chiefs? 513 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:20,482 Actually, it's Florida. 514 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:24,289 They're getting a bunch of old geezers from the northeast. 515 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:28,628 And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida? 516 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,327 I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida. 517 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:35,304 Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday night game. 518 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:39,469 Hell, those poor old people, they gotta have something to root for. 519 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,513 [Boy] You're a pussy! 520 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:46,141 Daddy, he called me a pussy, and then he changed the station. 521 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:49,550 Don't bother your daddy now. Work it out amongst yourselves. 522 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:54,114 So, now... let me get this straight. 523 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,683 A retirement community has bought the Chiefs. 524 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,524 Oh, no! No. I said negotiating. 525 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,791 That's not much to go on! 526 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,732 Dickie, they've already built the rink! 527 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,201 They've dumped a lot of capital into this. 528 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:10,536 What they're really looking for is a cheap deal on a team. 529 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,406 And since we ain't exactly the Boston Bruins... 530 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:18,780 How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth-place team? 531 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:23,287 That situation is gonna be changed, I guarantee you. 532 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:25,856 Come on, watch your wing! 533 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:28,187 Hey, Hanrahan! 534 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:30,193 Hanrahan? 535 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:33,059 Cover the point! Goddamn it, cover the point. 536 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:37,090 Come on, Mo! Give it to 'em! 537 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,966 It's along the boards. Nail 'im! Nail 'im! 538 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,806 Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy! 539 00:35:57,321 --> 00:36:00,620 Get 'im the fuck outta there, will ya? 540 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:03,023 Behind the net! 541 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:06,894 Hanrahan, she's a dyke! I know! I know! 542 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,631 Take it out! 543 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,300 She's a lesbian! 544 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:22,471 Son of a bitch! I'll kill you! 545 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,481 [Buzzer Buzzes] 546 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:27,017 // [Organ] 547 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,845 You're nuts, Hanrahan! He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on Johnny. 548 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:11,654 It's all over, it's all over. That's it. 549 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:16,462 That's it, that's all, that's it. 550 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:20,231 Go! What the fuck? He's the fuckin' one who started it. 551 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:24,900 Son of a bitch! Jesus Christ! 552 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:29,072 Son of a bitch, I'll kill you! 553 00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:33,784 We got one! 554 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:37,309 Good job, guys. That's the way! Two points, that's it! 555 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:40,551 [Shouting] 556 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:47,496 My allergy to those fuckin' fans, you know, has returned. 557 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:52,798 That ends the longest fucking losing streak. What'd he say to Hanrahan? 558 00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:59,075 [Mo] Hey, Reg? 559 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:02,408 Reg, what'd you say to him? 560 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,211 I told him his wife was a dyke. No! 561 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,912 - Yeah! - Fuck. 562 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,216 Jesus Christ! No wonder he flipped his lid. 563 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,019 Anybody who'd call my old lady a dyke, I'd go fucking bananas. 564 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:16,958 His wife is a dyke! 565 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:20,555 - Jesus Christ. Poor fuckin' guy. - Does that make him a fag? 566 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:24,499 Fuck him! Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it'd piss the shit outta of'im. 567 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:29,198 She's a fantastic gal. I mean, fantastic! I knew it'd drive him berserk. 568 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:32,106 [Jack] You nailed him, coach. 569 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,906 You nailed him in the fucking head. Nailed him in his mind. 570 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,140 He deserved it! Yeah, yeah! 571 00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:39,580 That was wrestling shit out there. 572 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,619 They didn't have a backup goalie. It was a garbage goal. 573 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,780 No. You gotta twist 'em and fuck with 'em. 574 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:46,948 It was a garbage win. 575 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,191 [Horn Honking] 576 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,760 Hey! Hey, Lily! 577 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:04,638 Lil, where're you goin'? 578 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,713 Hey, Lily! 579 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,183 Hey, Lily. 580 00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:28,755 Hey! 581 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,962 Lil? 582 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:39,204 Jesus, Lily, there's been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 583 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:41,267 I didn't do it. 584 00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:45,645 We're gonna freeze. If you leave, you won't have that problem. 585 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:11,806 What's the story on that dog? What? 586 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,674 What's the story on that dog? 587 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:19,375 That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1938 flood. 588 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:22,112 Well, fuck him. 589 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:27,251 [Lily] He's just gonna shock her with his views on life. 590 00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:30,452 If you were to come up to my apartment right now, 591 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:33,656 I'd fix you something hot to drink, I'd rub your back. 592 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,291 Maybe we could find a good game on TV. Great. 593 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:41,270 I'd even fix you something to eat. Tell you some stories. 594 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:44,933 By the time pneumonia set in, you'd be sound asleep. 595 00:40:46,877 --> 00:40:49,539 I'll see you around. 596 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:55,247 He's been so kind to me. 597 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,446 He comes in every day. 598 00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:01,184 [Woman On TV] He doesn't want to rush your progress now. 599 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:03,988 I'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight... 600 00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:08,498 [Woman] So we can talk about you more. 601 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:10,830 [Man] I wish I could put my arms around you. 602 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,699 [Woman] When you get out of this jacket, you can. 603 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,705 // [Soothing] 604 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:18,037 Hi, guys. Hi, coach. 605 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,803 Reg. 606 00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:22,471 [Woman] I sold your car. 607 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:27,040 [Man] My 260Z? Yes. 608 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,983 But that was my car! 609 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,287 Alex, don't you remember? When you had the amnesia, 610 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,853 you gave me power of attorney. [Alex] I'd forgotten. 611 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:43,297 That cunt is no good. Nice talk. 612 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,961 [Alex] I've botched up everything, haven't I? 613 00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,630 She do that on purpose to make him crazy so he don't know what he's doing. 614 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:52,699 Cynthia Pierce is having an affair with Carl Barton. She's lying to him. 615 00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:57,213 [Woman] Oh, Alex, you mustn't be weak. 616 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,810 I don't believe this. I don't friggin' believe this! 617 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:06,414 Hey, you guys, listen. "Chiefs Sought by Florida Retirement Communities." 618 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:09,425 Come on, Dave! Listen, Johnny. It's right here. 619 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:12,394 J.G., Jimmy, come over here. Listen to this. 620 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:16,092 "Unidentified but reliable sources have informed the Times Herald... 621 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:19,465 "that a St. Petersburg, Florida retirement community... 622 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,438 "is negotiating with the Charlestown hockey corporation... 623 00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:25,475 for the purchase of the Charlestown Chiefs." It's right there. Look! 624 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,808 I don't believe that. Dickie Dunn wrote this. 625 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,780 It's gotta be true. That's fantastic! 626 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:33,783 Florida! 627 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,911 - What sucker would buy the Chiefs? - Jealous, big guy? 628 00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:39,820 Your mother should've bought you skates! 629 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:45,123 Cut off my balls I'll be skating in Florida 630 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:49,097 - We're gonna miss you guys. - Here's to the sap that would buy the Chiefs. 631 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,760 Hell! Here's to the Sunshine State! 632 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:56,534 Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. 633 00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:02,075 [Woody Woodpecker On TV] Guess who? 634 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:06,480 [Woody Woodpecker Laughing] 635 00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:10,953 [Groaning] 636 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,326 What's wrong, Reg? 637 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:22,422 Huh? Oh, nothing. 638 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:25,093 You got an expression of sadness on your face. 639 00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:29,333 I guess this is my last season. No, it's not. We're being bought. 640 00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,739 You get to be my age, you gotta think about retirin'. The other teams laugh at me. 641 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:37,509 That's not true. Uh-huh. They do. I hear 'em every game. 642 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:41,415 They're just saying that to get you upset. It doesn't mean anything. 643 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,853 Thanks, kid. Maybe you're right. 644 00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:01,000 [Whistle Blows] 645 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,699 Drouin, open your fuckin' eyes! 646 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:06,265 // [Organ] 647 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,173 Tough news, Barclay. Sorry. What fuckin' news? 648 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:17,209 Minnesota dropped ya. It's in Hockey News. I'll save it for ya. 649 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:20,347 I got a contract! 650 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,517 C'mon, let's go! Let's go! 651 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:26,825 You know what your problem is? You're too fuckin' old to play this game. 652 00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:29,365 Take that sentence back! 653 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:45,639 - [Crowd Continues Cheering] - Too much too soon. 654 00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:48,742 Guys, hold it! Hold it! 655 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:53,017 That's it. Hold it! Let's go! 656 00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:05,328 Dave, hold it steady. You're makin' me miss. 657 00:45:05,402 --> 00:45:08,030 [Jack] You got 'im, Dave! 658 00:45:08,105 --> 00:45:11,836 That's crap. Did you hear what he said? He shouldn't've said what he said. 659 00:45:11,909 --> 00:45:15,902 You don't say stuff like that when you're on the ice. Let's win the friggin' game. 660 00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:18,447 - We are winnin' the friggin' game! - You goon! 661 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:25,218 You wanna say some more? Yeah, yeah! You ugly bastard. 662 00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:33,524 Yeah! Yeah! Get him! 663 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:41,262 We were there. We saw it with our own eyes! 664 00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:43,306 Dave. 665 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:47,309 - Damn lard-ass. Barclay Donaldson jumped us. - Sure did. 666 00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:50,073 Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs! 667 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:51,978 [Jack] Called us names! 668 00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:55,883 He called us names! But Dave was there. 669 00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:59,753 - Dave's a killer! - Dave's a mess. 670 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,455 Okay, but Dave's out. 671 00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:07,622 Who's gonna take his place? 672 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:11,225 Is the answer Jesus? 673 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,805 Okay, guys, show us what you got. 674 00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:19,402 [Shouting] 675 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:52,436 [Crowd Cheering, Whistling] 676 00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,453 God save us. 677 00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,823 Kill the bastard! 678 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:20,669 I do not believe my friggin' eyes. 679 00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:22,398 [Whistle Blows] 680 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:34,347 - These guys are a fucking disgrace. - [Crowd Cheering] 681 00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:45,491 I'm telling you, Broom County is visibly upset by this display. 682 00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:49,931 Come on down. Bring the kids! We got entertainment for the whole family. 683 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:10,319 There goes Jeff Hanson. I think it's Jeff. No, it's Jack. 684 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,378 It's 17. I'll check that later. 685 00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:14,617 He puts a crushing check on him on the boards. 686 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:17,057 Things are really going on out there now. 687 00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:20,858 Steve is in front of the net. I think that's Steve. Yeah, it is Steve. 688 00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:38,710 I think that was Jack. Well, it was Jeff or Jack. 689 00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,409 These brothers are stomping all over the... 690 00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:43,146 [Referee] Hold it! 691 00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:47,123 - You, out! - What? 692 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,818 - You, out! - What for? 693 00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:54,489 - You, out! - No, no! We're fuckin' robbed! 694 00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:57,226 Get your eyes examined, you idiot! 695 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:59,701 What were you doing anyway? They're all gone! 696 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:04,935 No, no. It's self-defense, for Chrissake. How much do you expect a man to take? 697 00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:08,068 Don't come near me! What are you runnin' here? A goddamn dance floor? 698 00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:10,670 [Crowd Cheering] 699 00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:32,301 [Knock At Door] Open it. 700 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,738 Son? 701 00:49:39,843 --> 00:49:43,779 Joe, who own the Chiefs? Owns! Owns! 702 00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:46,315 Owns! Owns! 703 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:49,181 I don't know. 704 00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:51,812 Thanks. 705 00:50:00,864 --> 00:50:02,957 Okay. 706 00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:05,160 What? He don't know. 707 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:09,262 How'd you ask him? I say, "Who own the Chiefs?" 708 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:13,105 What'd he say? Ah, for Chrissake! Owns! Owns! 709 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:15,974 I don't care who own the Chiefs. I hate it here. 710 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:18,606 Make me sick, my allergy. Puke every time. 711 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,650 [Gagging] Like that. Puke! 712 00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:23,914 You're a goalie. You're supposed to be like that. 713 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:28,117 Somebody own the Chiefs. We go to Florida, and I get the money! 714 00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:40,529 [Skipped item nr. 714] 715 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:43,095 That's nice. 716 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:51,640 I don't like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers. 717 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:55,446 They are so beautiful. 718 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:02,520 They oughta cut the costume a little higher in the thigh so you can see more ass. 719 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,958 You make me sick when you speak, Morris. 720 00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:08,122 This isn't art. This is sex! 721 00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:23,169 Ogilthorpe fucked her, you know. 722 00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:28,144 Yeah, it's true! I heard it from a couple of guys. 723 00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:32,518 Ogilthorpe fucked the last girl on the pinwheel of the Ice Stravaganza. That's her there. 724 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,682 Jesus Christ. [French] 725 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:44,998 Get your butt in gear, for the love of Mike! 726 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:52,834 Slow down the main line. Going too fast. 727 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:17,094 [Skipped item nr. 727] 728 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,533 You gals like skatin', huh? Sure. 729 00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:24,700 I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on, racing around the ice! 730 00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:28,505 You should talk. Well, I just asked outta curiosity. 731 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,637 I like to see how the other half lives. 732 00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:34,172 Renee, I like to skate too, but the "hair" is rotten here. 733 00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:37,448 Hair? Yeah, the hair. [Breathes Deeply] 734 00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:39,546 Air! It make me sick. 735 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:43,957 Your face is a mess. I got cut in a fight, see. 736 00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:45,961 It looks sort of cute. 737 00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:49,089 Are you a fighter? Nah, I'm a lover. 738 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,210 Is your team any good? 739 00:53:01,278 --> 00:53:04,111 No. In fact we're so bad that we're disbanding. 740 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,672 What about Florida, eh, Reg? 741 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,684 We gotta win. 742 00:53:08,752 --> 00:53:12,518 - We won three games in a row. - Yeah, we're on a roll! 743 00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:13,954 We're gonna win. 744 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:17,118 How's Oggie Ogilthorpe? Who? 745 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,389 Oggie Ogilthorpe. You know old Oggie. 746 00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:23,057 - Oggie. - [Ahern] Think he's all he's cracked up to be? 747 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,192 Is he a nice guy? 748 00:53:25,268 --> 00:53:28,704 I'll be right back. 749 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:34,442 Reg, you're really doing great! You got 'em goin'! 750 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:37,309 Yeah, you betcha! 751 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:41,316 Hey, coach! How ya doin' there? 752 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,162 Son of a bitch! 753 00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:04,006 Where the hell did all this beer come from? 754 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,202 - From the owner. - Huh? The owner? 755 00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:10,178 - Yeah. - How's his family, Reg? 756 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,080 He told me to tell you he's really glad that we're winning. 757 00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:15,879 It's gonna make it easier to close that Florida deal. 758 00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,182 You find the guy's name? Oh, yeah. 759 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:22,589 He's a neat guy. Lookin' to get us bonuses. That's good news, eh? 760 00:54:22,659 --> 00:54:23,921 Yeah! 761 00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:27,760 [Speaking French] What? Beats me. 762 00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:34,798 [Cheering, Shouting] 763 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,573 What the fuck is that? 764 00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:44,904 Hey! 765 00:54:44,981 --> 00:54:46,380 Where? Oh, yeah! 766 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,577 [Cheering] 767 00:54:51,254 --> 00:54:53,882 Hey, I think you're wonderful! 768 00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:58,951 - We thought it'd be a big surprise. - It's wonderful! 769 00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:03,997 You look like my mother! You're beautiful! 770 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,436 Yea, Billy! 771 00:55:11,908 --> 00:55:15,537 Hey, Eddie! It's me Reg. How are you? 772 00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:18,638 Oh, Jesus, we're kicking the shit out of everybody. 773 00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:22,151 We're unbeatable! Listen, I got a favor to ask ya. 774 00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:24,948 Yeah. Remember Francine? 775 00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:29,014 All together in one room! Why not? 776 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:31,822 My ex-wife. 777 00:55:31,895 --> 00:55:34,921 Yeah, the pretty one. Has she been in there? 778 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,193 Four to a room! We're the Chiefs! 779 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:39,497 It's against our policy. Bullshit! 780 00:55:39,569 --> 00:55:44,165 A couple tickets in it for ya. Which bar? 781 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,904 Wait a minute. Hold it. Everybody's gone bananas in here. 782 00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:51,674 [Whistles] 783 00:55:51,748 --> 00:55:53,807 They convicted Ogilthorpe. 784 00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:57,250 [Clerk] Help me. Get the manager. Somebody, help me. 785 00:55:57,587 --> 00:56:00,818 Eddie, listen, this guy she was with, what'd he look like? 786 00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:04,621 It's their rink, it's their ice and it's their fuckin' town. 787 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:07,128 But tonight we got our fans with us! [Cheering] 788 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:11,293 They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! 789 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,768 All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! 790 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:15,998 Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. 791 00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:18,700 Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! 792 00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:21,801 Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there! 793 00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:24,039 Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there. 794 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:27,880 [Reggie] Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas! 795 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:30,283 Good game tonight, guys. Let's go. 796 00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:34,446 // [Organ] 797 00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:37,925 The Peterboro Patriots versus the Charlestown Chiefs. 798 00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,929 Brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing. 799 00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:43,659 The Chiefs havejust come out on the ice for a warm-up period. 800 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:46,600 They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win. 801 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:48,933 They're getting a good round of applause from their own booster club... 802 00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:52,338 who have traveled from Charlestown to be here in Peterboro tonight. 803 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,973 There's no one to stop it. There are no officials on the ice. 804 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:32,378 What has come over the Charlestown Chiefs? 805 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,781 [Crowd Booing, Whistling] 806 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:41,288 [Referee Whistle Blowing] 807 00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:45,657 [Woman] / And the rockets'red glare / 808 00:57:45,728 --> 00:57:50,097 / The bombs bursting in air / 809 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:55,433 / Gave proof through the night / 810 00:57:55,505 --> 00:58:00,169 / That our flag was still there / 811 00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:03,303 Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're outta this game. 812 00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:06,314 I run a clean game here. I have any trouble, I'll suspend ya! 813 00:58:06,382 --> 00:58:09,112 I'm listening to the fucking song! 814 00:58:09,185 --> 00:58:12,348 / Yet wave / 815 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:18,224 / O'er the land of the free / 816 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,992 No, no, no. 817 00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:24,431 To Mrs. Reggie Dunlop from Reggie Dunlop. 818 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,366 Collect. 819 00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:31,996 Well, make it station to... Operator, I'll pay for the call here. 820 00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:37,339 Hey, walt! What are you doing? 821 00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:40,314 Makin' it look mean! 822 00:58:40,383 --> 00:58:42,874 Atta boy, Walt. 823 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:46,285 Honey? We won last night! 824 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:50,053 Yeah, we won. I got a good winning streak go... 825 00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:52,594 Who is this? [Dial Tone] 826 00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:55,722 Hello? 827 00:58:55,798 --> 00:58:57,789 Shit! 828 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:06,908 / Met a little girl Her name was June / 829 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:11,242 / A little bit south of Saskatoon / 830 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:16,941 / Me and Junie Mae we got on fine / 831 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,687 - / Till I had to move on down the line / - Gin. 832 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,390 Eight. 833 00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:30,830 - Hey, Reg? - Yeah? 834 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,664 I think I'm gonna change my name. 835 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:38,799 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. "Killer." 836 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:42,242 That's got a nice ring to it. 837 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:45,213 Yeah. 838 00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:59,090 I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna goon it up for ya. 839 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:01,596 No? 840 01:00:01,664 --> 01:00:03,689 Nope. 841 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,599 I'll bench ya. 842 01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:10,765 I'll take my chances. 843 01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:24,219 [Horn Honking] 844 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,778 Pick up the boosters! 845 01:00:26,856 --> 01:00:28,687 Pull over, Walt. 846 01:00:28,758 --> 01:00:33,752 Let the girls in here with us. Come on, Walt, pull over. 847 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:36,890 Great. 848 01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:40,629 [Horn Honking] 849 01:00:43,873 --> 01:00:46,808 [Cheering, Laughing] 850 01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:03,150 [Woman Laughing] My husband'll kill me if he finds out. 851 01:01:03,226 --> 01:01:07,686 Their bus is coming up the street! They're coming! 852 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:09,891 [Shouting, Booing] 853 01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:13,299 [Woman] We don't need you here! 854 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:16,930 [Man] There's no room in sports for people like you! 855 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:20,407 Get outta town! 856 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,964 We're at seven, one. There's the face-off. 857 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:44,795 Charlestown Chiefs seem to be coming down ice with the puck! 858 01:01:49,405 --> 01:01:52,238 Kill those Hanson creeps! 859 01:01:58,581 --> 01:02:00,446 You goons can't skate! 860 01:02:00,516 --> 01:02:04,452 We like to see an old-fashioned brand of hockey played here. 861 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:08,354 You're a bunch of animals, you Hanson apes! 862 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,221 [Buzzer Buzzes] 863 01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:19,231 Come on! 864 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:24,196 Get outta town, four-eyes! 865 01:02:40,656 --> 01:02:44,524 - Is this the guy? - Yeah, that's him! 866 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,653 No, he's over there! 867 01:02:51,634 --> 01:02:54,262 Look at that! You can't see. I'm on radio. 868 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,904 No, not him! That's the one! 869 01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:03,543 Go fuck a moose, Froggy! 870 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:07,879 Think we should get into this? Just a thought. 871 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,384 It wasn't me! 872 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,785 No, Jeff, it's the other guy! 873 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:20,926 Do you think the old folks in Florida are gonna like these guys? 874 01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:23,932 I don't believe a word of that Florida shit. 875 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,096 Fans are standing up to them. Security guards are standing up to them. 876 01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:31,038 The peanut vendors are standing up to them! 877 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,871 And, by God, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them! 878 01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:36,935 [Shouting, Chatting] 879 01:03:45,221 --> 01:03:47,621 What hit ya? An object right in the face! 880 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:50,124 I know, but what was it? I don't know. 881 01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:52,058 Key chain. You know, car keys, house keys. 882 01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:54,596 - Keys to the camper? - [Pounding On Door] 883 01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:04,504 - Hi, guys. - The Hansons. 884 01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,771 Hey, guys? 885 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,574 Put the fuckin' bus in gear. The cops have come for the Hansons. 886 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,136 The cops? 887 01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:15,309 How many are out there? 888 01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:21,584 The Hansons. 889 01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:23,488 I throw up my hands. 890 01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:26,551 I can't control 'em anymore. They gotta be punished. 891 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:30,395 Will you do me a favor and put 'em behind bars? 892 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:35,594 They're lookin' for you guys. There's gotta be some misunderstanding. 893 01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:39,505 Tell 'em to come and get us. They don't wanna risk it. 894 01:04:40,676 --> 01:04:43,804 Look at his lip! 895 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,077 Somebody threw a fuckin' tire chain. Hit him in the mouth! 896 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:49,117 Scratches... made by human fingernails! 897 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:52,348 This kid has taken a savage beating! 898 01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:56,381 Fellas, there are six of'em out there for us! 899 01:04:56,459 --> 01:05:00,327 They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe. Come on, you guys. 900 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,456 They'll let you make one phone call. 901 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:06,501 They book you and then give you a dime, 902 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:09,129 and they let you make one phone call. Call the pizza man! 903 01:05:09,205 --> 01:05:13,005 Why don't you call a massage parlor? 904 01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,168 Guys, we'll see you later. 905 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:17,178 Bye. Save me a piece of pizza. 906 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:20,044 Don't eat my watermelon sticks. They're all mine. 907 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:23,313 Don't admit to nothing, you guys! 908 01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:28,289 Dickie, it's me Reg. They're puttin' the Hansons away on a trumped-up charge.